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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Cardboard, Foam and Tears Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/17/12(Tue)22:42 No.18760774  
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    Your classroom fades from view, the chair disintegrating from under you.
    You find yourself standing in line infront of a walled structure.
    The line makes it's way into a gate built into the wall.

    You are wearing your butler uniform and bunny ears.
    Behind you, Erica is wearing her full dress uniform and her ever present hat.
    In front of you is Gai. Hes wearing his armor, but it looks flimsier, his helmet looks like a badly modified motorcycle helmet.
    And in front of him is Hina. She's wearing her usual school uniform/ armor. But her sword looks like it's been made from badly painted foam.

    Your gaze sweeps the crowd in line, various costumes and characters stare back at you.
    The line moves forwards.

    You are now close enough to hear the scratchy announcement coming from a megaphone bolted over the turnstiles awaiting you.

    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)22:44 No.18760793
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/17/12(Tue)22:44 No.18760796
    Fuck yeah
    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)22:45 No.18760804
    so there'll be plenty of THAT GUYS here to sacrifice to the dice gods, yes?
    >> InfiniCon Chairman 04/17/12(Tue)22:45 No.18760816
    I approve.
    Let's wreck some shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)22:47 No.18760834
    Okay, LG, a big argument broke out after you left last time.
    Does NO MAJAIK mean:
    1. Majaik use is restricted because it is not approved for this dimension.
    2. Majaik will not work due to interference in this dimension.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)22:48 No.18760844
    First thing we need to know: mission objective.
    What are we supposed to do here?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/17/12(Tue)22:56 No.18760966
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    You inch forward in line.
    Every step taking you closer to the large men in black foam bodyarmor guarding the gates.
    In your head, you hear the voice of the dude.
    'Okay man, here's the situation. This is INFINICON. The largest fucking convention you have ever set foot in. You are going in there, to find 3 operatives that have gone AWOL. Equipment and more information await you in the safehouse.'
    The voice fades and you are once again moving in line.

    A couple of people in front of Hina get stopped, the large foam-clad brute shoving them out of line.
    "YOUR PASSES EXPIRED 3 YEARS AGO!" he told the men wearing pointy ears and red/grey body suits.
    "We have been in this line for 5 years. It is only logical for 2 year passes to expire." The leader says in a calm voice.
    The guard raises his cardboard and ducttape truncheon.

    [ ]interfere
    [ ]let it go
    [ ]other?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)22:58 No.18760983
    Make sure our own passes are in order.
    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)22:58 No.18760988
    Fortunately we have an extremely competent team this time around. poor Sagara.

    [x]other, assist the guard.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)22:59 No.18760994
    Interfere, diplomatically.

    These people have been in line for years, why don't you let them in on a probationary basis with a temp pass and let them make arrangements for getting more permanent ones at the earliest possible time.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)23:00 No.18761019
    Perhaps we'll have to go to the bottom levels of Infinicon, track down Nineball and defeat it on foot without majaik?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)23:02 No.18761040
    Other: Check what stuff you have on you.
    >> InfiniCon Chairman 04/17/12(Tue)23:04 No.18761057
    Let it Go.
    How they got stuck in line for 5 years is beyond me. Besides, we've got a mission and we can't waste our time mucking around with locals who clearly don't know how to use their time wisely.
    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/17/12(Tue)23:05 No.18761068

    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)23:10 No.18761114
    Sounds good, and probably won't get us in any sort of trouble.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)23:11 No.18761130

    Hey guys, let's drop by the TG and TSAB recruitment offices hidden here in Infinicon to see how they try to recruit people.

    I bet they have canon characters there doing the recruiting.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)23:12 No.18761145
    How about no.
    That'll be like the Indian Intelligence agents dropping by the CIA and KGB offices in Switzerland at the height of the Cold War.
    We could do it, but it would be awkward as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)23:14 No.18761164
    Awkward as fuck, but hey, let's see things from another point of view.

    Why not?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)23:14 No.18761166
    Wouldn't cause any real problems, and its only a simulation so theres no fear of ending up on anybodies radar, but its more than a bit off-mission.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)23:15 No.18761176
    It is a simulation but it still seems like something we aren't supposed to do. Avoiding undue attention and all that. It's not real but we might get points deducted for doing something like that and we have no clue if the simulation ones would want to help us.
    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)23:16 No.18761188
    changing my vote to
    [x]Let it go
    lets get to the safehouse asap.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)23:16 No.18761191
    I don't think that they would be there in a training mission projected by the dude

    Or if they are it woud be pretty weird to work out
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)23:17 No.18761201
    Were in a simulation, it'd be pointless.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/17/12(Tue)23:18 No.18761216
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    >check passes/stuff

    It's not your style to leave someone in trouble, but you have the mission in mind first and foremost.
    You check the passes hanging by a lanyard from your neck.
    Multiple laminated IDs and passes are colelcted there,
    One is a general infinicon gatepass, valid for 10 years.
    Another is a worker's ID for a place called Sebastians Butler Cafe.
    There's also a residence card for Little NeoTokyo 3 indicating your address to be Apartment 122, Ichigo Pavillion, Panty-shot Avenue.
    Numerous other passes for buildings and conventions are also there.

    You don't have your folio on you, so you check your pockets.
    In your left pocket, a piece of carefully folded, well aged tissue.
    Written on it, [To my greatest fan ___________, XoXo Hideaki Anno]

    In your right pocket, are a dozen round chips.
    They seem to have been cut out of older badges and IDs, stamped on each is a number in increments ranging from 1,5, 10 up to 100.

    The line moves forward.
    You look up to see the guard with his arm around the leader of that group of people with expired passes.
    Several of those round chips exchange hands and the guard lets them through with a wave of his huge meaty hand.

    Ahead of you, you see Hina present her pass for inspection. All seems in order.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)23:22 No.18761264
    > [To my greatest fan ___________, XoXo Hideaki Anno]

    Gentlemen. We have a blank check in our hands
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)23:22 No.18761270
    We should steel ourselves, this will be fucked right up.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)23:23 No.18761286
    Alright, check with everyone, see if our addresses all go to the same place. That'll be our safehouse.

    Maybe we can snag a convention map after we enter, so that we can find our way around.
    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)23:24 No.18761291
    check to see if mentilating works, or if our devices are present in any way.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)23:26 No.18761323

    Then, once we're all through, >>18761286

    >Captcha: and makwar
    Let's wait until we run into the furries before we make war, Captcha.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)23:28 No.18761340
    Seconding this set of actions.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)23:28 No.18761342

    Maybe we should have handed out razor-wire skirts or stun-guns to the girls.

    Groping can't be a fun experience when it's unwelcome.

    On to business: Let's get some kind of map of the place, then split into teams of NO LESS THAN 3 EACH and begin the search. See if our devices can detect the other devices.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)23:29 No.18761357
    Considering there's only four of us, I don't think we'll be splitting up.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)23:30 No.18761367
    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)23:33 No.18761409
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    >Let's wait until we run into the furries before we make war

    "Open war is upon you whether you would risk it or not."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/17/12(Tue)23:34 No.18761416
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    Your group now rides one of the street trams that ply the city streets, around you, a landscape of neon lights and giant screens pass by like a rainbow colored tornado.

    You ask Hina what her cover is after you show her you Butler Cafe ID.
    "According to this, Im a student at St.Tomino's School for the Anime Arts." She says as she indicates a pink and purple ID hanging from her lanyard.
    "How about you Gai?" You ask your friend in spandex and foam rubber.
    He points to a badge shaped like a shuriken on his chest.
    "ICE, Infinity City Enforcers. I seem to be an off-duty enforcer." He tells you though his helmet, its springy antennae bouncing erratically throughout the ride.
    "And you Erica?"
    "Just a regular tourist. I have a pass for some sort of weapons convention though."

    The tram reaches your stop in Little NeoTokyo-3.
    Your group disembarks amid an explosion of jpop and fake sakura petals raining down from above.

    "KONEECHEWA." a girl in an ill-fitting kimono runs up to your group, her hair dyed a noxious shade of purple. "Care for some tea? Maybe some OWNEEGIRY?"

    [ ]nope
    [ ]sure
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/17/12(Tue)23:34 No.18761427
    Doesn't mean we have to make the first move.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)23:36 No.18761450
    "Though we could use a map."
    If asked why, point to our tourist friend.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/17/12(Tue)23:36 No.18761452
    >oh wow, I only jsut saw the tweets.
    >and I jut noticed the chairman here.

    Enjoy your stay good sir.
    I hope I don't murderkill your setting too much
    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)23:37 No.18761456
    not sure, is it 'safe to drink the local water' so to speak?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)23:37 No.18761459
    Nope! To the room. I do not trust these people.

    That or... no it couldn't be.
    Are we noticeably asian? Like compared to anyone else in this area?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)23:37 No.18761462
    Nope, this woman scares me already.

    Find a map and get to our base.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/17/12(Tue)23:39 No.18761489
    Yes and no.
    You have asian features true. But other convention attendees, especially in this part of the city, have been known to have had extensive plastic surgery to better fit into their delusions.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/17/12(Tue)23:40 No.18761501
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)23:40 No.18761504
    Alright, just worried about impending rape.
    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)23:40 No.18761510
    like those creepy anime-eye contact lenses?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)23:42 No.18761524

    Probably isn't drugged, but I don't trust anything that comes out of a place that caters to furries.

    We had best get on with our mission.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)23:43 No.18761536
    >Impending rape

    Keep close to Hina.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)23:43 No.18761544
    Aren't the furries mostly limited to the Undercon?
    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)23:44 No.18761555
    that's what the 1d4chan page says. we shouldn't have to worry about them above ground.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)23:46 No.18761577
    Yes! She can protect us!
    (I am actually serious about this.)
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/17/12(Tue)23:55 No.18761709
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    "I'm sorry, but we have something to do right now." You say as you step around her, "Maybe some other time."
    Your group walks away quickly.
    Behind you, you hear her call out, "We also have YUCKYSOWBUH!"
    You herd your team inside the entrance to the building where your apartment should be.
    The Ichigo Pavilion looked like a weirdly futuristic feudal Japanese structure on the outside.
    It had rice paper windows in between steel plate walls and wooden crossbeams.
    Inside, you find out that it was made from stacked shipping containers.

    You find your room easily enough.
    It's a 20x40 blue container with the name MAERSK still painted on the door.
    Inside, you find 2 bunkbeds, a couple of wooden trunks, a small kitchen, a tiny bathroom/shower and a tiny window in the far end.

    Your team sit down for a break on the bottom bunks.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]inspect room closer
    [ ]ask for infodump
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)23:56 No.18761735
    Inspect room closer.

    Infodump can come after we know about our room, know it isn't bugged and are at lest a bit familiar with our digs.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)23:58 No.18761768
    Inspect the room and find out where our safe house is located, we need equipment
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)23:59 No.18761778
    [x]inspect room closer
    It's likely that this safehouse was used by the agents that went rogue.
    We either find clues to where they went, or they might have left little 'gifts' for us.
    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)23:59 No.18761784
    [x]inspect room closer.
    totally deadpan, "These living arrangements could be much, much worse."
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)00:00 No.18761811
    How about the reverse?
    "Wow. This is actually one of the nicer places I've lived in."
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)00:01 No.18761817
    Paranoid says we search the room.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)00:09 No.18761942
    Excluding our new house, of course.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)00:12 No.18761982
    The ranking goes:
    1) Bottled Swag Palace
    2) IDPKB Dorms
    3) The apartment we were in before Mike picked us up.

    This is probably somewhere between 4 and 15 on the list, I would guess.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/18/12(Wed)00:13 No.18761993
    fried rice and smith and kerns, dinner of winners!
    >> Lookout 04/18/12(Wed)00:14 No.18762020
    you drinking again tonight Fritz?
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/18/12(Wed)00:16 No.18762044
    dude i drink almost every night.
    It's a bit sad actually but i digress.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/18/12(Wed)00:16 No.18762051
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    "Wow, this is actually a pretty nice place." you tell your team.
    "How about we check out what it has to offer?"
    You inspect the room.
    Digging through the kitchen, you find a ton of instant ramen and not much else. No knives, no forks, no spoons.
    Just a couple of pots and half a dozen red lacquer bowls.

    You open the trunks. in one of them you find a couple of orange and yellow Nerf guns and the darts to go with them.
    There is also a duct-tape and foam hatchet that seems heavier than it should be, and an airsoft pistol modeled after a Luger.
    "DIBS!" Erica says as she spots the gun.
    You hand it to her along with a bag of pellets.
    She happily straps it into the empty holster she was wearing.
    The other trunk contained some more costumes/clothes and what appears to be a chainmail bikini made out of pulltabs.

    You check the beds out with Gai's help.
    Inside the thin and musty mattresses you find a couple of lengths of lead pipe disguised with cardboard, a small penknife, a roll of aluminum foil and a dozen roadflares.
    You also find a manila envelope inside one of the pillows.

    In the bath, you lift the cover for the toilet's reservoir and find a plastic bag.
    In it you find tubs of makeup and facepaint.

    As you pool all the stuff you have found in the middle of the room, the Dude contacts you.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)00:27 No.18762197
    >Lead Pipes
    >Face Paint
    >Tab Bikini Mail
    Sounds too much like my cousins birthday party.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)00:29 No.18762238
    Best safehouse ever.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/18/12(Wed)00:32 No.18762280
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    'Okay kids. I see you've found some of the stuff we have for you. If you'd open theat envelop, you'd find the pictures and information of the agents you will be searching for.'
    Gai upends the envelop sending documents and other papers falling on the bed.
    'They disappeared a month ago. No contact with their devices, no detection of majaik use. If they were dead, their devices would have informed us as soon as the vital signs cut-out. We think they have been captured or possibly, they have gone native.'

    'You still have your devices, they're disguised as one of the passes on your lanyard. Their majaik abilities have been cut-off and you will only be able to use them to communicate and other more basic functions like tapping into the local grid and passive scans of the surroundings.'
    'You have three days to track down the operatives and find out their current situation.'
    'Keep collateral damage and exposure minimal, fight only if needed.'
    'You may contact me once a night at midnight.'
    The connection dies off.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]check out those papers
    [ ]have Kraus do _________
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)00:32 No.18762288
    If this weren't a simulation, I'd suggest setting a port-key down somewhere so we could just get back to the Resort instead of sleeping here.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)00:33 No.18762313
    [x]check out those papers
    Let's see what we're looking for.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)00:33 No.18762314
    Check the papers while kraus gives us a ping of everyone in there
    >> Lookout 04/18/12(Wed)00:35 No.18762333
    [x]check out those papers
    "When he says find their current situation, i assume he means locate them physically and determine why they're there doing whatever it is they're doing."
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/18/12(Wed)00:35 No.18762349
    [x]check out those papers
    Am i the only one getting an apocalypse now feeling from this?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)00:38 No.18762381
    Check the papers, get Kraus to download a map if he can.
    >> Lookout 04/18/12(Wed)00:38 No.18762383
    as directed by the Coen Brothers, a little bit yeah. all that's missing is "Extreme Prejudice" and drug trips.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/18/12(Wed)00:38 No.18762385
    Portkeys dont work cross dimensions.
    Maximum range of the ones you have is 10 km
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)00:39 No.18762400
    Check those papers, we need to know who they are.

    Shit I wish we had Keima with us, that'd make this easymode. You just get access to where everyone uploads the cosplay photos and the like and he can sift through that quickly and boom he finishes the mission. We'll have to footslog it some.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/18/12(Wed)00:40 No.18762416
    >> Lookout 04/18/12(Wed)00:42 No.18762443
    you know what that means right?
    Marlon Brando is King of the Furries.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)00:42 No.18762451
    Wait... that sounds like this is an actual mission. I am afraid now.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/18/12(Wed)00:45 No.18762474
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    Why can i actually picture that?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/18/12(Wed)01:00 No.18762632
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    You look through the papers.
    There's a map of the city.
    It shows the division across sectors and fandoms, it also marks the approximate territory of certain gangs that prowl it.
    Also indicated on the map are several entrances into the UnderCon.

    There are schedules for mock battles, displays, panels, and conventions for allover the city.

    And then there were the agent dosiers.

    Team Leader.
    Cover: Anime Archivist.
    Fandom Cover: Harem and Moe
    Attached was a picture of a rotund man with a mohawk. He's wearing a black shirt with a random anime girl on it.

    Team Medic
    Cover: Dice salesman
    Fandom Cover: Pen and Paper RPG
    Last seen: Western Forest. Black Wolves teritory
    A lanky man with curly hair. on his shoulders is a billowing purple cloak.

    Team Scout
    Cover: Freelance Painter
    Fandom Cover: Western animation/ Comics
    Last seen: Yo Joe bar, Metropolis
    A short guy with glasses. Dressed in conservative jeans and shirt, a bulging backpack strapped to his frame.

    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:07 No.18762720
    Going after the scout is probably a good idea
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:08 No.18762730
    Which of the "Covers" or "last seen" area is the closest.

    Which ever is closest, we could check to see if that person was seen lately.

    Also, could Gai use his Enforcer identity to look for security footage?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:08 No.18762735
    We should try the Yo Joe Bar first.
    We can ask around for M, and Erica's status as a tourist might help alleviate the problem of both Hayate and Hina being identified with the Eastern Media factions.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:10 No.18762751
    Go after the scout, his last seen looks like the easiest to ask about his whereabouts.

    We can explain being such an odd group in that we're a group of childhood friends who fell into different camps but value FRIENDSHIP over fandom.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:11 No.18762764
    Split up; send Erica and Hina off to look for short backpack guy, Gai to get security footage from wherever, and we can delve into KAWAII UGUU~ land.
    Let's avoid the forest as much as possible, probably more likely to encounter furries there...
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/18/12(Wed)01:12 No.18762779
    Agent R's Last location is closest being in the animu sector as well.
    Agent M was in the western sector.
    Agent K was in the LARP forest
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:13 No.18762802
    Don't split the party
    >> Potential Writefag 04/18/12(Wed)01:13 No.18762804
    Figure I'll lurk your quest for a bit, Landing Gear.

    The way I'm seeing this is that R will be the easiest to find, M the next easiest, and K will be the hardest due to indigenous forces and the sheer amount of territory you'd need to cover.

    Perhaps start by getting ourself and one of the girls to go seeking out where the ceremony happened and mentioning we're interested in talking to one of the participants of the last one to help design a good harem anime concept to be made.. For lovers by lovers, and so on.

    I'd suggest Hina since she's supposed to be in an arts school; which would give cover for seeking out someone (Agent R) for an interview of some sort and maybe a quick sketch session.

    The other two, perhaps have them go start looking into Agent M's situation? Save Agent K for last, since that's gonna require a whole search team if he's INNA WOODS.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:15 No.18762833
    Well we are in a relatively generic suit, if we lose the bunny ears we can probably pass as some kind of reverse weaboo in the western media areas
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:16 No.18762839
    Do not split the party, this is unfamiliar labyrinthine territory. At least not yet.

    When we look for K we'll probably want to ask people if they've seen him. We put on some flowing cape and a boffer sword and ask if they know the location of this miscreant, he has brought dishonor to our clan and I must chase him down for the honor of King and Country!
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/18/12(Wed)01:22 No.18762905
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:23 No.18762908
    Agreed. We shouldn't split up on the first day in unfamiliar territory.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:28 No.18762958
    Agreed. Lots of people in a strange environment with unusual social standards = bad place to get lost. We need to stick together. Also, if the agents run, we can chase them down.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:33 No.18763006
    I also don't want one of the girls to walk past a alleyway and be grabbed by a fucking Furry.

    I don't want it to happen to us either, but I think they'd take it slightly worse.
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    >no much consensus other than DONT SPLIT THE PARTY
    Unsure on how to proceed further, you invite your team outside to see if you can find any clues on the errant agents.

    Before you head out, you grab the nerf guns and inspect them. Theyre loaded with standard nerf darts that have been modified with sewing needles sticking out of them.
    Gai grabs one of the disguised lead pipes and clinches it onto his belt.
    Hina takes up her wood and foam sword and the pictures of the targets.
    Erica inspects the chainmail bikini momentarily before putting it back down with a grimace.

    After a short walk down the barely lit stairwell, you again find yourselves in the middle of the bustling street.
    Attendees with hair of every color and description walk by you.
    Giant cardboard swords gleaming in what little sunlight is able to penetrate the high buildings that corral you on either side.

    That purple haired, kimono-clad girl from earlier approaches you again.
    "Hey MEENA-SAN! Welcome back! Want to have some TSUH or SOOSHI? Maybe some SUHKII? I'm sure we have anything you'd want in our store."
    She shoves a placard she now has in your face,
    Under the English characters is a random string of kanji that reads, [CAR FISH SLUT TREE 15 HONESTY]

    [ ]nope
    [ ]sure
    [ ]other?
    >> Lookout 04/18/12(Wed)01:39 No.18763063
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/18/12(Wed)01:39 No.18763065
    [x]Sure. let's have some [15 HONESTY]
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:40 No.18763076
    Sure, get a small bite to eat, try not to cringe at what they pass off as Yakisoba, ask about the con and see if she has seen anyone on our list.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:41 No.18763079
    Lost it.

    Maybe we can find some info in the cafe.
    It's worth a shot.
    Even if we couldn't we can still use the experience to acclimatize ourselves to the weird surroundings.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:41 No.18763084
    We've eaten worse, though rarely.
    Ask if R has been seen around, have Hina show the photo.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:41 No.18763085
    That does seem like a good place to ask about the tam leader

    He was last seen at a mass waifu wedding and aside from a maid cafe I think this is our next best bet
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:42 No.18763095
    I would rather get some [SLUT].
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:43 No.18763106
    [x] Sure
    Let's try and swag her so we can interrogate her somewhere with more privacy.
    But, uh, make sure it's temporary swag.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/18/12(Wed)01:43 No.18763109
    Man, we don't need any [SLUT]. We're nothing like that desperate.
    >> Potential Writefag 04/18/12(Wed)01:44 No.18763112

    But! Ask her if she's seen any of your friends (show photos?) about here recently. We checked out their place but they seemed to have stepped out. Does she know any of their hangouts in the area?

    She seems to be in everyone's faces, so she's bound to know *something*. Maybe slip her a token or something if she proves to be... "ME NO REMEMBAH BAKA GAIJIN" I-know-shit-but-ain't-talkin'-till-I-make-bank.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:44 No.18763114
    We already have four.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:44 No.18763122
    We can ask around the shop owners to see if they know our guys.

    Let's try to keep our money though. It's all simulated, we can just have Kraus whip it up if we really want to try.

    Are we gonna be the dumbass the entire class laughs at for spending money on simulated food?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:44 No.18763123
    why have just a slut when you can have a [car fish slut]
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:45 No.18763132
    Do we happen to have any Hats on us. Perhaps we could "snag" a new "familiar"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/18/12(Wed)01:45 No.18763134
    You did not just do that.

    I mean, okay, Erica, MAYBE, but that's it.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:46 No.18763141
    >implying any of our girls are sluts

    Well, Erica sort of is, but as long as she keeps it in the family it's ok.

    I think that's really why she was so eager in the first place; she just wants to do everyone she can, and being with us gives her a convenient excuse. Love came after.

    I'm surprised she hasn't gone and bought a strap-on at the RCS yet. Hina is gonna get a big surprise one morning.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/18/12(Wed)01:47 No.18763147
    We don't have the folio, so we don't have the Gaben of Hats. I don't think we'd want what there might be to "snag," here, either.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:49 No.18763177
    Oh boy here we go.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:51 No.18763196
    She walked up to us after meeting us for a day and asked where we wanted to fuck.

    Likely because her homeworld's rules of NO MEN ALLOWED for witches, but still. Jumping the first magical man you find...

    All's well that ends well I suppose.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:52 No.18763221
    To be fair, Hayate's kinda slutty too. He fucked the first person who responded to his sausage innuendo as soon as possible. That and I think he's had sex with just about exactly as many people as Erica since then.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:52 No.18763224
    I didn't see anyone else hosting a barbeque and dropping sausage jokes that day.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:53 No.18763225
    to be fair she met shiro at the same time
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:53 No.18763229
    And she was pretty forward about it to begin with
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:54 No.18763241
    Fighter Pilots bro.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:55 No.18763254
    Fighter ace
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:56 No.18763269
    Ace of Aces, at that.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/18/12(Wed)01:56 No.18763273
    Is a subset of Pilot, and Pilot is the one that particularly matters, here.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)01:58 No.18763286
    But ace is to fighter pilot what fighter pilot is to regular pilot what regular pilot is to non-pilot.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/18/12(Wed)01:59 No.18763301
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    'What do you guys think?' you ask them mentally
    'Sure. We could ask around in there.' Hina tells you
    'Meh. Might as well.'

    "Sure. We'd love to." You tell her.
    She leads you though the throng of multicolored attendees and down a decently maintained side street.
    She opens a door and ushers you inside a small yet decent enough cafe.

    Covering the walls are a myriad of anime and game posters from years gone by.
    The kitchen is hidden from view by a ricepaper screen.
    Other customers are there wearing costumes or just regular clothing, they're eating off paper plates using cheap bamboo chopsticks.

    The kimono girl sits your group down at a small table in the corner and takes out a notepad.
    "So what can I get you?" she asks as she points to the large menu dominating one of the walls.
    "We'll just have four yakisobas and some tea. Thanks." you tell her.
    "Sure, four YUCKYSOWBUHS. I'll have your order right out in a jiffy. I'm Narutugal1256 by the way."
    She finishes with a wink in your direction before she heads off into the kitchen.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]observe customers
    [ ]talk to ________
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/18/12(Wed)02:00 No.18763314
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:00 No.18763315
    Observe the wildlife
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:00 No.18763316
    Observe customers, resist the need to cringe and facepalm.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:00 No.18763317
    [x]observe customers
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:01 No.18763327
    That is the most uncomfortable looking dining atmosphere I have EVER SEEN. And I've seen every episode of Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:02 No.18763336
    [x] Observe customers.
    --[x]never ever reciprocate Narutugal1256's (probably) hideous affections
    >> Lookout 04/18/12(Wed)02:02 No.18763338
    [x]observe the wildlife.

    (i think this is a bad idea, we're gonna get poisoned or some shit.)
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/18/12(Wed)02:04 No.18763355
    >--[x]never ever reciprocate Narutugal1256's (probably) hideous affections
    This is a goddamn given, but we still have to be curteous, of course. We just hope she doesn't take it the wrong way.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:10 No.18763412

    I had a terrible feeling using the 'sorry ladies, i'm gay' card would have horrible, horrible consequences.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:10 No.18763413
    I speak from experience when I say that any natural human courtesy toward that kind of person will be taken the wrong way.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:12 No.18763427
    That would just summon a horde of yaoi fan girls. Truly a fate worse than death
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/18/12(Wed)02:12 No.18763432
    Well, yeah, but we can still hope.

    Probably worse that taking her up on it. At least, from her.
    >> Lookout 04/18/12(Wed)02:14 No.18763449
    maybe we can say we've been castrated?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/18/12(Wed)02:15 No.18763457
    Eunuch, eh? Worth a shot.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:15 No.18763459
    We would have a tone of voice rivaling that of nails on a chalkboard.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:16 No.18763467
    Just try to avoid drawing any attention to ourselves at all.

    In this environment, any excuse or personal information we provide is likely to be the fetish of someone within earshot.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:16 No.18763468
    Why not just let the girls handle communication to Narutugal1256?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/18/12(Wed)02:17 No.18763469
    Not if it was a... more recent development.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/18/12(Wed)02:17 No.18763471
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    Your team discretely look around to observe the natives.

    In one table a pair of acne ridden guys are bent low and talking to each other over what appears to be a stack of magazines and manga.
    You hear snippets of their conversation.
    "M----Tan's so kawai."
    "No. Hi--kun's cuter.."

    In another table, a small crowd of about half a dozen have gathered around a pair playing what seems to be some sort of cardgame.
    "ORE NO TARN!"
    The guy wearing with announces as he slams a card onto the table with enough force to almost upend it.

    Further away, a pair of girls wearing maid uniforms smoke quietly and drink beers. Streaked makeup on their faces and tired frowns on their lips.

    You are unsure if you'll get any information out of any of these people, so you just sit and quietly observe for now.

    A few minutes later, your waitress comes out with four plates of Yakisoba and a pot of tea.
    "Here's your order, OKYAKOOSAHN!"
    She says cheerfully as she sets the dishes down on the table.
    Your group spends a few moments jsut staring at the fried noodles heaped onto the four paper plates.
    Oil glistens under the florescent lights as it begins to cool.
    "Are'nt you going to eat it?" Your waitress asks "I assure you that's its TOTTEMO delicious."

    After exchanging looks with Erica and Hina, you pick up some chopsticks and prepare to try it.

    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:18 No.18763481
    rolled 66 = 66

    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:19 No.18763491
    rolled 68 = 68

    How in the fuck do you ruin Yakisoba, it's fried noodles, do you have any idea how hard it is not to make that taste pretty damn good?
    >> Lookout 04/18/12(Wed)02:19 No.18763492
    rolled 13 = 13

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/18/12(Wed)02:19 No.18763493
    rolled 58 = 58

    Will I roll again, after this?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:19 No.18763497
    rolled 93 = 93


    >implying there is a way to avoid con shits
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/18/12(Wed)02:19 No.18763498
    rolled 26 = 26

    Well, that's not a no.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:20 No.18763503
    Yes, it's called MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN FOOD.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:21 No.18763512
    I didn't even eat at PAX!

    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:22 No.18763518
    rolled 69 = 69

    May the dice gods smile upon us.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:22 No.18763519
    rolled 80 = 80

    Oh god the grease will kill us just from looking at it
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/18/12(Wed)02:22 No.18763525
    rolled 65 = 65

    Well, that's PAX Pox. That's slightly different.
    >> Lookout 04/18/12(Wed)02:23 No.18763529
    rolled 20 = 20

    the dice gods do not smile. they are great big bags of dicks
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:23 No.18763532
    >these rolls
    Bead smashed in 3... 2... 1...
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/18/12(Wed)02:24 No.18763543
    rolled 42 = 42

    Nah, no 1s yet.
    >> Lookout 04/18/12(Wed)02:25 No.18763546
    rolled 21 = 21

    don't tempt me
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:25 No.18763549
    You mean high 60's and a 93? We have rolled quite well for this
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:26 No.18763557
    It's not just in the food. It's in the AIR.

    All those people packed into that space...so many of them having foolishly consumed the god awful con food, farting constantly as a result.

    I'll tell you this, the sweat is only half the reason it's so humid. The other half is all the farting. Thousands upon thousands of disgusting, sick, sweating people just farting all that bacteria into that dense fog you're forced to breathe in.

    Nurgle attends every Con, whether you know it or not. His embrace secretly permeating EVERYTHING. Frankly, it's a miracle you only got the shits.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:26 No.18763561
    It's like fucking Ramen! How can you ruin noodles!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/18/12(Wed)02:26 No.18763563
    rolled 59 = 59

    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:27 No.18763572
    I've seen people fuck up boiling water.
    >> Lookout 04/18/12(Wed)02:28 No.18763577
    rolled 73 = 73

    man, i was actually looking forward to going to PAX at some point. thanks for ruining that.
    >> Homer 04/18/12(Wed)02:30 No.18763588
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    Nobody's that dumb. . .

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/18/12(Wed)02:30 No.18763592
    rolled 92 = 92

    Man, don't let that dissuade you. I can honestly tell you I avoided the Pox last year. Most years, in fact.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:31 No.18763597
    Much easier than you woud expect
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/18/12(Wed)02:33 No.18763620
    rolled 87 = 87

    is it strange that i want to go to one of these, and yet burn one down at the same time?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:34 No.18763627
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    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/18/12(Wed)02:35 No.18763639
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    You bring a bunch of the stuff to your mouth...
    Its... Decent.
    Certainly not great, but it's not bad either.
    It's pretty much what you'd expect from a cheap festival stall back in japan.

    You give the others the go ahead to eat.
    "Soooo... Did you like it?" 1256 asks.
    "It's good." you tell her.
    "SUGOI!" She says excitedly. "If you need anything I'll just be by the door."

    She heads to the door and leaves your group to it's own devices

    WAT DO?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/18/12(Wed)02:35 No.18763641
    Yeah, don't do that. You never know when a cat is waiting to apply claws to your person.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:35 No.18763642
    Get a full face gasmask rated for biological protection with new filters and call it a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. cosplay.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:36 No.18763649

    Udz do you go to Prime or East?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/18/12(Wed)02:37 No.18763654
    Prime, I can't afford to travel to the east coast. Hell, I can't really afford to cross the lake to Seattle, but that's far less expensive.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/18/12(Wed)02:37 No.18763657
    You know i actually happen to have full nbc gear...
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/18/12(Wed)02:39 No.18763668
    How much does it cost? i live near Seattle.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:39 No.18763671
    We should pluck Bear Grylls or a SERE school from some dimension...
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:39 No.18763676
    Are we still wearing the bunny ears? If so, give them to Hina.
    Then check out those maids. Are they employees or something?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:41 No.18763689
    Nah they are off duty I think
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/18/12(Wed)02:43 No.18763705
    The three day reg was $60 last year, plus hotel & food, of course.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:46 No.18763736
    Talk to the bunny maids in the corner. Be polite and charming and non-pervy, the opposite of their customers. See if they know anything about R.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:46 No.18763739
    Talk to neckbeards with magazines. Ask about Agent R.
    They're waifu fags. They might have seen him
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/18/12(Wed)02:48 No.18763751
    Thats not bad
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:52 No.18763778
    >AGENT K
    Just ask someone if they saw Tommy Lee Jones.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:53 No.18763790
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/18/12(Wed)02:54 No.18763798
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    "Im gonna ask around for some info. Maybe you guys can do the same." You tell your team.

    Hina volunteers to ask the two guys with the magazines.
    Gai nods towards the crowd with the cardgames.
    Erica says she'll ask the waitress.

    You approach the maids.
    "Hello there." You say as you approach, "I'm sorry if I'm disturbing you two, but I have some questions I'd like to ask."
    The two of them set down their beers and look at you.
    The slightly attractive, younger one regards you with a cold stare.
    The older, more haggard one pulls out another cigarette and says.
    "Whaddya want?"

    WAT ASK?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:58 No.18763828
    rolled 76 = 76

    Time to turn up the SWAG.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:58 No.18763829
    I am trying to find my friend, I haven't seen him in a while and I am worried about him, I was hoping you might recognize him

    Show them the picture
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)02:59 No.18763843
    I'm looking for an acquaintance of mine, by acquaintance I mean someone I know and who owes me money. I was wondering if you had seem him, pass over a photo of K with a bit of cash underneath it.

    These don't seem like the sort to have accumulated overly friendly feelings for their clientele so making it not a friend might make it go over better.
    >> Lookout 04/18/12(Wed)03:00 No.18763849
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/18/12(Wed)03:00 No.18763853
    Swag to 50% power, ask if they have seen any of them.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)03:01 No.18763859
    I like that, but let's make it comletely overt.
    "This guy owes me money. Have you seen him?"
    And maybe ask about the maid thing, are they employed at a maid cafe or something? Bring up the butler thing.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/18/12(Wed)03:13 No.18763944
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    "These guys owe me money. Have you seen them?"
    you pull out your photos of the three agents.
    The one with the cigarette looks them over carefully,
    and shows them to her younger companion.
    They talk in whispers as you wait.
    "You." The older one turns back to you. "You work at Sebastian's right?"
    "Yes." You answer even if you haven't actually been there before.
    "You're a rival establishment, frankly I'm surprised you were even brave enough to approach us.'
    You see something metal glimmer under the skirt of the quiet one, as the older one grabs a bottle off the table.
    "We might know something about what you're asking, but" SHe taps the bottle agains the table "What's in it for us?"

    Behind you, the two guys with magazines hurriedly run out of the door.

    WAT SAY?
    **Also roll for diplomacy**
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)03:15 No.18763962
    >Behind you, the two guys with magazines hurriedly run out of the door.
    Hina was with them...
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/18/12(Wed)03:16 No.18763974
    rolled 5 = 5

    Half the money i get, Or i work at your place.
    >> Lookout 04/18/12(Wed)03:17 No.18763980
    rolled 41 = 41

    "Tell me what you know, and when I get my money back, I'll split it 30-60 with you."
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)03:17 No.18763981
    rolled 49 = 49

    I'll drop a roll, but I've got no idea what to offer.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/18/12(Wed)03:17 No.18763982
    rolled 37 = 37

    Well that worked...
    >> Lookout 04/18/12(Wed)03:18 No.18763986
    rolled 60 = 60

    derp, i meant that they get two thirds of it.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)03:18 No.18763987
    rolled 21 = 21

    "A hundred chits."
    Pull out one of the coins we have in our pocket as bribe
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)03:18 No.18763990
    I'll make sure they don't try it again at any of the establishments. Next thing you know, they could skip out at your place.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/18/12(Wed)03:19 No.18763995
    rolled 34 = 34

    Why do i have the feeling we are about to be shanked to death prison style by a couple of maids?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)03:19 No.18763998
    rolled 97 = 97

    Shit, fucked up my roll. Still new at this, sorry.
    >> Lookout 04/18/12(Wed)03:19 No.18764003
    rolled 94 = 94

    because we can't roll for shit tonight, that's why.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)03:20 No.18764007
    rolled 27 = 27

    "I'll give you a percentage of the cash I get back. And as a down-payment..."
    Give them some of of those chips we have
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)03:20 No.18764012
    And we have a winner.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/18/12(Wed)03:21 No.18764016
    rolled 37 = 37

    A girl just talked to them. They panicked.

    Put our hands out, entreating them to not do anything rash.
    "I pray you'll forgive me, ladies, I'm somewhat new to the city, is there a rivalry between our establishments I should be aware of? I wish for no discord, just to find my 'friends."
    As we shift our hands, drop some coin from sleeves on the table, whatever seems appropriate.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/18/12(Wed)03:21 No.18764017
    rolled 45 = 45


    I like it!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/18/12(Wed)03:22 No.18764026
    rolled 33 = 33

    That's actually quite good.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/18/12(Wed)03:33 No.18764101
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    You pull out a couple of 100 chips from your pocket.
    "Here's some down payment. And there will be more where that came from once I get my money."
    The older lady picks them up and hands one to her companion, she also lets the bottle go.
    "Okay then. Nyandi here last saw that guy about a month ago. She says he was acting normally and stayed at our cafe for an hour or so." she points at the picture of R.
    "Anything else?" You ask.
    "He was talking to man in a red and black hooded robe." The one called Nyandi says as she pockets the chip she's been handed, "They played chess, ordered some coffee. That was it."
    "Thank you for the information ladies. I'll leave you to your own devices now." You tell them with a bow.
    "Hey." The one with the cigarette stops you. "Just a word of advice, never approach a maid while wearing a butler suit again. Wars have been started over smaller things before."

    You walk away and back to your table.
    "So guys, find out anything?" You ask your team.

    >> Lookout 04/18/12(Wed)03:34 No.18764106
    rolled 21 = 21

    im off to bed guys, see y'all on the morrow
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)03:34 No.18764113
    rolled 76 = 76

    Let's hope for something good.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/18/12(Wed)03:35 No.18764123
    rolled 41 = 41

    I just can't stop myself.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)03:35 No.18764127
    rolled 9 = 9

    Info Mining.

    I thought Maids and Butlers would have gotten along. Hopefully the rest of the group got something.

    We're going to want to keep our eyes and ears open for mysterious black and red hooded robed fucks. 10 guptas say they were involved with all the Agents who disappeared.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)03:36 No.18764130
    rolled 100 = 100

    >Wars have been started over smaller things before.
    Looks like butlery is serious business.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)03:36 No.18764133
    rolled 36 = 36

    A lead on the guy from Hina, before they ran away they heard some of the people at the mass waifu wedding had been seen going towards...
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/18/12(Wed)03:36 No.18764134
    rolled 84 = 84

    on a unrelated note, im going to bed too.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)03:38 No.18764154
    rolled 94 = 94

    It has always been.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/18/12(Wed)03:38 No.18764157
    of course it is.
    Trojan war, ww1, ww2, civil war, even the war on terror were all started over butlery disputes.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)03:39 No.18764168
    rolled 65 = 65

    BUTLERS. srs bsnss
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)03:41 No.18764180
    I think our team did better than we did
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/18/12(Wed)03:46 No.18764213
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    "Those people knew nothing." Gai says as he nods towards the cardgamers. "They said they are just a bunch of -noobs- that have only been in the city for a week."
    "The waitress also knows nothing. But she says the owner might now something." Erica tells you as she piles yakisoba down her gullet.
    "The two men ran off as I tried to talk to them." HIna informs you. "They did leave this behind though."
    She hands you a cheap flier.
    Under a picture of a distorted anime girl with orange hair and large green eyes, the words WAIFU WARS are printed.

    You read the rest of it.
    Underneath it was a small map indicating the venue.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]talk to manager
    [ ]check out waifu wars
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)03:47 No.18764230
    >waifu wars
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)03:47 No.18764234
    Check with the Manager first, we're already here, we'll hit up Waifu Wars later.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/18/12(Wed)03:48 No.18764238
    rolled 9 = 9

    >"The two men ran off as I tried to talk to them." HIna informs you. "They did leave this behind though."
    Hah, thought so.

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/18/12(Wed)03:49 No.18764245
    Go away, dice, I don't want you anymore.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)03:49 No.18764251
    [x] WAIFU WARS
    R might be there.

    If the maids were reluctant to talk to us, the manager will positively go ballistic.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)03:50 No.18764255
    Guys I just thought of something.

    It's less likely that Hayate will be fighting for his Waifus.

    It's way more likely that his Waifus will be fighting for him.

    "Erica's a slut!"
    "Yeah, sorta. I love her that way though, we get to make all sorts of naughty puns."

    "Hayate's a slut!"
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)03:51 No.18764265
    Well thought. We go alone.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/18/12(Wed)03:52 No.18764277
    If only that didn't require splitting the party.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)03:54 No.18764294
    Talk to the manager.
    Check out Waifu Wars later
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)03:55 No.18764309
    This is a grey area. People with many waifus are both reviled ('NTR! GET HIM!') and admired ('harem! Lucky bastard!')

    Can't risk it. A neckbeard stampede is dangerous.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/18/12(Wed)04:05 No.18764383
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    >talk to the manager
    You call over your waitress again.
    "You said we can talk to the manager?" you ask her.
    "Sure. Go ahead into the kitchen. I'll tidy up here."
    You do as she says and let yourselves into the well kept kitchen.
    At a stove, with his back to you, was an old caucasian man.
    "Uhh Sir, if you have some time, We'd like to ask a few questions."
    He turns around and faces you.
    Around his forehead is a white belt with a red sun on it and the word PERFUME written underneath.
    The glasses over his eyes sparkle in the fires of the stoves.
    "I know you have some questions. I have been watching you since you came in." He tells you as he sits himself down on a nearby bench, the dish he's cooking left to burn in the wok.
    "I am Raymond-san. One of the few old-fags left. I came to this city a bright and happy 19 year old decades ago. Here I danced, laughed, fell in love and cried. I know a lot of things, strange things, some things I wish I didnt know."
    he begins an unwanted monologue.
    "I can see through the makeup and prosthesis. I see people for who they really are. You are new to the city. That is certain. Your friend has a lead pipe under that cardboard tube at his belt. You have a pair of plastic guns under your jacket. These I saw as you entered my store."
    He pulls out a cigarette, not exactly the best thing to do when cooking, and continues.
    "Before I let you ask your question, I want you to answer mine. You are Japanese, am I correct?"

    [ ]yes
    [ ]no
    [ ]why do you ask?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)04:07 No.18764408
    >why do you ask?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)04:08 No.18764417
    Anyone else notice the Japanophilia and Oracle stories on the InfiniCon Lore page? They seem to relate to us.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)04:08 No.18764418
    Why do you ask?

    He already knows what we are, his reasoning behind the question is the important part.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/18/12(Wed)04:11 No.18764436
    "Well, if you can see so many things, yes. Why do you ask?"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/18/12(Wed)04:23 No.18764501
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    "Why do you ask?" you say to him.
    "Oh no reason. I only ask to confirm if you are worthy." he answers you
    "Worthy of what?"
    ""You will find out if you answer me first."
    "Yes. I am Japanese. I was born and raised in Japan."
    "I knew it. Noone cringes subconsciously over my waitresses intentional bad diction like a real Japanese person does. Noone handles chopsticks like an authentic Nipponjin does."
    He gets up off his bench and says, "Follow me. We must discuss things in a safer place."
    He heads over to one of the large refrigerators and opens it.
    Inside you see a dimly lit tunnel going through the wall and beyond.

    [ ]follow him
    [ ]nope

    I wrote those.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/18/12(Wed)04:25 No.18764516
    [x]follow him

    And with that, I'm out. Good luck, folks.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)04:26 No.18764520
    Follow him, he's got deep plots going on and is a clever sod, he could be useful.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)04:26 No.18764526
    [x] Nope
    Paranoia setting in.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)04:28 No.18764540
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)04:29 No.18764545
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/18/12(Wed)04:29 No.18764551
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/18/12(Wed)04:40 No.18764608
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    You follow him into the tunnel.
    Dim flickering lightbulbs light your passage as you go deeper and deeper into this secret passage.
    'I don't like this' Hina tells you.
    'We'll be okay.' you reply 'I hope.'

    After numerous corners and climbing up a set of stairs, the old man pushes open a heavy wooden door.
    "We're here." He tells you as he leads you across the threshold.

    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)04:41 No.18764621
    rolled 16 = 16

    Oh god, I'm so very afraid.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)04:43 No.18764632
    rolled 42 = 42

    Inb4 furry nest
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)04:43 No.18764635
    rolled 76 = 76

    Posters of us everywhere!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)04:44 No.18764645
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)04:44 No.18764648
    rolled 81 = 81

    A guild of Japanese assassins and spies (but they're not ninjas, they're very particular about that) who will help us if we help them.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)04:45 No.18764650
    rolled 32 = 32


    Welp, we're doomed.
    >> Potential Writefag 04/18/12(Wed)04:45 No.18764651
    And the Dice Of /tg/ strike again. Throw the least favorite girl into the room first. Draw needle-tipped Nerf dart gun and go for the eyes.

    Nice knowing you, whoever gets yiffed first.

    >CASH Hostro
    Nope. This is the opposite of cash. This is DEBT.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)04:46 No.18764659
    rolled 30 = 30

    A safe place, please
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)04:48 No.18764675
    rolled 18 = 18

    Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)04:48 No.18764680
    rolled 95 = 95

    A hive of Japanese imigrants
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)04:50 No.18764692
    Goddamnit anon, I was trying to get Assassins Creed Nippon Edition into this game too. WHY DID YOU ROLL HIGHER?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)04:50 No.18764697
    rolled 76 = 76

    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)04:55 No.18764741
    rolled 88 = 88

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_DwjApJjsg ?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/18/12(Wed)05:02 No.18764782
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    You find yourself in a warehouse.
    Wooden crates are piled up high, some of them opened and emptied of their contents.
    A crowd of about a hundred or so people watch you expectantly.
    "These are the downtrodden. These are the unfortunate. These are those that are looked down upon for not swearing their loyalty to only just one franchise." He says as he motions over the mob wearing various costumes and clothing.
    "These are your people."

    He climbs a crate and has you do the same.
    He begins addressing the crowd.
    He motions for you to step forwards.

    Row by row, the mass of humanity begins to kneel before you.
    Cardboard and foam begin creasing as those gathered genuflect.
    "W-wait, wha-." you ask them
    "Shogun-sama!" the leader cries out, his eyes not daring to meet yours.
    "Shogun-sama! Shogun-sama! Shogun-sama! Shogun-sama!" The crowd mimics.
    "What is this?" you ask.
    "You have in you the blood of kings." the leader tells you, His chef's clothes rustling as he bows deeper.
    "We will follow your every whim! allow us to serve you!"

    'I don't know if this mission just got easier, or it just got way harder.' you mentillate Erica.
    'Heh.' she grins, 'You've done it now.'
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)05:04 No.18764796
    So we got ourselves a weeaboo gang to lord over?
    Cool. Use them as cannonfodder.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)05:05 No.18764811
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    Gentlemen, I present to you our escape plan if shit hits the fan.

    All we need to do is order them to riot and then run like hell.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)05:06 No.18764819
    Have them do the carameldansen to amuse us.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)05:07 No.18764826
    Order them to get the runaway agents here.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)05:07 No.18764828
    Excellent, we've got goons. They can blend in where we need them, they can obtain information for us, cover our tracks and be our eyes, ears and hands within the city.

    We might be able to do much of this mission sitting on a comfy chair ordering people around.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)05:08 No.18764831
    No NO!

    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)05:08 No.18764832
    No no. Too chaotic.
    Have them do the haruhi dance as distraction/meatshields.
    >> Potential Writefag 04/18/12(Wed)05:09 No.18764841
    Ask if any of them have seen the people we're looking for. The more recent the better.

    And about that hooded dude.

    We have eyes and ears among the natives now.. USE THEM WISELY.

    ..Weeaboo I know, but perhaps some spoken Japanese to wow the natives may be in order.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)05:13 No.18764855
    A hundred troops?
    Doesnt sound like much.
    Even if they had like the same amount in the field, that doesnt seem like much still.

    Inb4 GACKT army attacks.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/18/12(Wed)05:17 No.18764872
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    The Shogun-sama's new clothes.

    New thread at 0700 4chan time
    >I SWEAR
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)05:42 No.18764990
    We've mass done it again it seems.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)05:50 No.18765024
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)05:55 No.18765042
    >"Shogun-sama!" the leader cries out, his eyes not daring to meet yours.
    >"Shogun-sama! Shogun-sama! Shogun-sama! Shogun-sama!" The crowd mimics.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)06:10 No.18765099
    oh you meant we've done it again to a lot of people at the same time.

    So we don't have majaik, but we have a small army now under our command.
    How do we use them?

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