>dm: so let me get this straight you want to play a character who is a master painter, sculptor, architect, musician, scientist, mathematician, engineer, inventor, anatomist, geologist, cartographer, botanist, and writer who constantly mocks the church AND yet they still commission him for work?! I'm calling a fucking Mary sue you (insert 4chan-esc rant here about Mary sues and the people who play them)
>player: does it help my case that he's in his 60's?
>dm: no! change your character so he isn't such a Mary sue!