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    230 KB TANK WITCHES: TREAD BOOGALOO - ROUND ZERO Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/18/12(Wed)19:43 No.18771963  
    There is a female voice that penetrates your dreamless sleep...

    "Colonel, you can't sleep in all morning, today is the day you are finally given command of the 101st 1st company! Aren't you excited? Get up!" the voice says as someone shakes you in bed.

    "Ugh." is all you can manage as you rise out of bed, trying to rub the fog out of your eyes. You go put on your service dress... Which doesn't seem to fit all that well anymore, but you will have to deal with it, as you don't have anything else appropriate at the moment.

    "I heard the last of the witches have arrived, if you hurry, you might catch them before they start feeling each other up." The short blonde women says... She looks oddly familiar, but you cannot remember in your current state... You grab your trusty Webley Mk IV service club er "Service revolver" and head ... Wait where do you head?
    >Ask the blond
    >Don't ask for directions
    >Remember you suck at writing and oh god what am I doing*
    (*not a real option)
    (In case you missed it http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/18769097 )
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/18/12(Wed)19:43 No.18771967
    also in after panzer fuckers
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)19:45 No.18771981

    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)19:45 No.18771993
    >101 1st company

    Is that numbering system correct? Also, isn't SWQ running in like 5 minutes?

    Anyways: Reading up on the old thread, be in soon.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)19:45 No.18771994
    >ask the blonde
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)19:46 No.18771996

    Hmmm... DON'T ask for directions. We know where we're going
    >> Writefag 04/18/12(Wed)19:46 No.18772002
    In b4 Panz-oh wait.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)19:46 No.18772013
    SWQ is on canceled this week due to Finals/work.

    It begins...
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)19:47 No.18772016
    Crazy Ivan!
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/18/12(Wed)19:47 No.18772020
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 04/18/12(Wed)19:47 No.18772021
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    Eheheheheheeheh. Also Panzer. Remember my advice. Eheheheheheheheh.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)19:47 No.18772022
    Planefag said no SWQ tonight.

    Ask the blonde.
    We've got an aide for a reason!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)19:48 No.18772029
    >Ask the blond
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)19:48 No.18772030
    Derp I'm retarded. Oh well. We finally get to play with tanks!

    >Ask the blond

    "Pardon me. which way to he barracks? I can't remember a damn thing. Too much booze at the promotion party."

    Are we man or woman? Magical or mundane? Is our aide a witch or not?
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/18/12(Wed)19:48 No.18772032
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    Flugzeughomosexuelle, I mean planefag has to actually do homework and actual work in order to graduate, I have decided to bounce his timeslot and claim it for my own (today)
    And the 101th division 1st company
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/18/12(Wed)19:49 No.18772033
    Ask the lady. She is our aide, after all.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)19:49 No.18772035
    >Ask the blond

    Where the fuck am I, where the fuck do I go, and who the fuck are you?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)19:49 No.18772036

    Fuck off.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)19:49 No.18772037
    Ask the blonde for directions. We're a tank jockey not one of those fucking fighter pilots who are so full of arrogance and hot air that they don't need a plane to fly, just a stiff wind and a pin. We are willing to ask for directions and follow orders, sometimes.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)19:49 No.18772040
    But wait, if we're on an entirely different base now, we can't have Minnapup wars!

    >Ask the aide where to go
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)19:50 No.18772049
    And can I fuck you?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)19:51 No.18772064
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    why don't you fuck off we made that
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)19:52 No.18772072
    Are we that hung over still?

    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)19:52 No.18772073
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    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/18/12(Wed)19:52 No.18772077
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    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)19:55 No.18772111
    101st were paratroopers....oh fuck



    its a crime not to play this song
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)19:55 No.18772123
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    >Remember you suck at writing a-
    Oh wait.
    >Don't ask for directions
    We don't need directions where we're headed.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)19:56 No.18772132
    We're in the army. Being hung-over is a way of life for us.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)19:57 No.18772135
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    I can dig it.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)19:58 No.18772146
    so were going to be jumping out of planes that are easy prey...lets do this
    >> Minnafag !A4gIjT7a26 04/18/12(Wed)19:58 No.18772147
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    >No directions
    Pretty easy to find a group of young girls wearing no pants
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/18/12(Wed)19:59 No.18772160
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    >Where the fuck am I, where the fuck do I go, and who the fuck are you?
    "You are Colonel Kent of the newly formed 101st Panzerhexe Lehr division, the best troops, training, and equipment that earth can provide. I don't know if I should be offended, you calling me your aide? You don't even remember your old friend? I guess somebody at your age can get away with faulty memory. They are probably milling about in the mess hall or maybe in the hangars.."

    Enough fog has cleared from your eyes to see that it is indeed an old friend, one you even served with in France during the blitz. God it is good to see the Major again..

    >What now?
    (sorry for the slowness, but tanks travel at 30kph where planes go at 300kph~)
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/18/12(Wed)20:00 No.18772173
    GOD DAMMIT, I GOT IT RIGHT IN MY FIRST POST, BUT NOT IN MY SECOND, feeling really twitchy... and yes, 101st
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:00 No.18772181

    To the mess! Tanks don't move with out fuel, so neither will Tankwitches!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:00 No.18772183
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    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:00 No.18772184
    Mess Hall.
    We need coffee. And lots of it.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:00 No.18772189
    >somebody at your age can get away with faulty memory.
    How old ARE we?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:02 No.18772206
    One get dressed. Two start heading to the mess. Three 'Did you just call me old?!'
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:02 No.18772208
    Sorry Major, hungover and tired. Shall we adjourn to the mess hall and get some of the swill that barely deserves the name coffee?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:02 No.18772214
    >Ask the blond
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/18/12(Wed)20:03 No.18772233
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    You'd better not make me need to get some blood on my risers motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:04 No.18772240
    Are we English? Shouldn't it be tea?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:04 No.18772242
    Find some damn coffee.
    >> Minnafag !A4gIjT7a26 04/18/12(Wed)20:05 No.18772251
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    Time to inspect the troops
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:05 No.18772254
    Given the Webley, I'm assuming we are.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:05 No.18772257
    Let's be some proper british chaps and find the strongest tea we can find
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:06 No.18772259
    Oh yeah, we have a Webley. Irish Breakfast tea or some other strong Assam.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:06 No.18772262
    Acquire grub. It will help us get our thoughts and memory in order. Also if we are old does that mean we can't shit up the quest with waifu faggotry?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:08 No.18772282
    Alright, tea it is!
    Unless our quartermaster is a Yank and he got more coffee at the cost of tea.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:08 No.18772286
    >Name is Kent
    >Have a Webley
    >Major Miles
    >Lehr division

    Oh thank god for a second there I thought we'd be stuck in a fucking Matilda or some shit.

    Fucking early war British tanks
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:09 No.18772299
    >Panzerhexe Lehr

    I think we're German.

    TO THE MESS! Loads of coffee, and let's get a good look at the witches we'll be leading, and let them get a look at us.

    Important to recognize your people, after all.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:09 No.18772301
    Where is the enemy? I need to hit something with my sword damnit! On that note, where is my sword?
    >'Sword' being, of course, our beloved tank, a Tiger 2. Note that I know shit about WW2 tanks and just picked one at random.
    >Inspect tank
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:11 No.18772319
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    Hell no!
    We can still do that! We just have to be a little more, ahem, selective with our waifus!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:11 No.18772320
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    Inspect troops, inspect OUR TANK(S), OUR GLORIOUS TANK(S)!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:11 No.18772330
    We could always go after Wilma...
    Or maybe she'll go after us...
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:12 No.18772334
    You randomly picked the most badass (if unsustainable) tank of the war. Congratz.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:12 No.18772336
    Fuck the Tiger II, it's a piece shit fraught with mechanical problems, an engine too small for it and it's ammunition explodes on the FUCKING INSIDE!!!

    Either a Panther or one of the Tank Destroyers/Hunters is what I'd go for.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:13 No.18772348
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    We are Jagdpanther goddammit...
    And we hate you...
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:13 No.18772354

    If that is our outfit, tactical facepalm inbound...
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 04/18/12(Wed)20:14 No.18772359
    Tiger 1 or a panzer

    Though Jagdpanther master race is the best option that will not be picked
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/18/12(Wed)20:15 No.18772370
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    "Well, I could go for some tea... And did you call me old?"

    "Yes. I am in my twenties, you aren't. I hear that Jerry makes good coffee, especially at this time of day. Watch out though, one of the witches is vicious..." Mile's trails off.. " I am needed elsewhere though, so I will leave you too it. Need to go to Gloucester for a command meeting. Good luck, you will need it."

    >Oh boy here we go
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:15 No.18772374
    I'm sure there's enough people who would vote for one of the Panthers.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:15 No.18772375
    Seconding panther if we actually get a choice.
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    >Playing on Easy mode

    Bitch, Get on my level
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    >> Major Airlift 04/18/12(Wed)20:17 No.18772398
    Posting in Panzer's thread. Disbelieving this is happening.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:17 No.18772399
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    >Major Miles
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:18 No.18772413
    Open talked tank....


    Fucking great engineering
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:18 No.18772414
    rolled 2 + 4 = 6

    Rolling to disbelieve the illusion
    >> Minnafag !A4gIjT7a26 04/18/12(Wed)20:19 No.18772422
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    Fuck all of your shit. Get on my level, nerds.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:19 No.18772427
    >[lolspoilers] I wonder if she still lost her entire unit against the Germans in this timeline... [/loltgspoilers
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:21 No.18772456

    Where the hell is room for her legs in those things?

    On topic, a Jagdpanther is cool too. Really, as long as it will reliably kill aliums at over 1 km out, I'm happy with it.
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    This is what we will drive, Ja?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:22 No.18772463
    >Where the hell is room for her legs in those things?
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 04/18/12(Wed)20:23 No.18772473
    ...you are aware that those were little more than remote control mines right...
    We do want to enjoy our retirement? Right? Right?

    >posting a leichttraktor
    I like you.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:23 No.18772478
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    >Not Using a Wagon

    Pfft, what a scrub
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:23 No.18772479
    I'm cool with the Tiger I, it's a pretty amazing tank. Though I am of the opinion that the Panzer V/ Panther is the single greatest tank to come out of WWII. The Jagdpanther is pretty much a Panther with a bigger gun stuck to it so I'm beyond completely alright with this.

    The T-34 has an absurdly good cost to effectiveness ratio and is worthy of all the respect we can give it, we're likely to see a large number of those.

    If due to our Britishness we're forced to use a UK tank I'll be sad though I suppose I could live with a Comet or Cromwell. A Firefly would be kinda funny as well.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:25 No.18772500
    17pdr SP Achilles

    Hipster's Firefly
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    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:26 No.18772508
    Have we actually been put in command of witches? Witches whom we'd have to keep from killing and/or fucking each other every day? Whom we'd have to clean up after and deal with the brass for? We'd hate the little cunts within the week.
    That would be awesome. It'd be like Minna's job, except done well. Especially if we're a proper British chap with a big mustache. We could keep them in line with morning calisthenics and constant training.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:27 No.18772525
    >We need the derp gun.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:27 No.18772526
    Well depending on Panzerhexen's attitude on anachronisms and on the year this is happening, a Jagdpanther (1944) might not be available. We might manage a Firefly (or an IS-2, if russian tanks are ok). My vote would go for a Firefly or a Cromwell, though, German tanks are the boring choice.
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    >morning calisthenics
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:27 No.18772534
    Oh man I hope we've got our standard issue Desert Rat brand shorty-shorts.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:28 No.18772539
    I'm thinking this looks like a split command between us and Miles, seemingly with us commanding the conventional tankers.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:28 No.18772540
    I don't want one myself, I said we're likely to see them around.

    This is a war against a major force, having something that is easy to mass produce and is still effective is necessary.

    We might have guys under our command with them or something like that.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 04/18/12(Wed)20:29 No.18772543
    Have to agree with regards to the Panther. It was a fantastic tank.

    With regards to british tank, the obvious choice is the churchill with flamethrower.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/18/12(Wed)20:30 No.18772559
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    As you approach the mess you come across a British commando, at least someone dressed like half of one... The upper half that is. She hasn't noticed you yet as she is too busy having a smoke. She has short brown hair, a slim, but tall build (And a decent rack).

    (I dont have images for all my witches so you guys will have to deal with it, as im no artist Have a jagdpanther witch)
    >What do
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:30 No.18772568
    Incidentally, where the fuck are we? Are we on the Continent (Spain? the Baltic or the Balkans? the USSR?), are we in Africa, are we in Britain?

    I kinda doubt Tigers are available, what with Germany being all alium-occupied and shit.

    Voting for Fireflies. We'll light up the night! (Hopefully not with our burning wrecks...)
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:31 No.18772570
    Giver her our most british greetings
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/18/12(Wed)20:31 No.18772571
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    I like the way you think.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:31 No.18772573
    Having looked round a bit I remain of the firm belief we need a Tiger 2. We're attached to witches for crying out loud. Compared to their upkeep our tank would be peanuts even if we had a goddamn Ratte Landkreuzer.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:31 No.18772580
    Giver her our "britishest" greetings
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:31 No.18772585

    pip pi cheerio, top of the morning to you jerry.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:32 No.18772586
    British Greetings. We cannot show weakness in front of the SAS.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:32 No.18772591
    >Sherman variant
    >light up the night
    Shhhh, Shermanator might come back.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:32 No.18772595
    >Watch out though, one of the witches is vicious
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:32 No.18772596
    "Good morning, miss. Might you be able to direct me to the stables?"
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:33 No.18772599

    PRESS ON. We need our morning coffee/tea/smoke.

    Although we could bum a light off our new subordinate.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 04/18/12(Wed)20:33 No.18772605
    We're in command here, act like the CO we are.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:33 No.18772606
    Good morning to you miss. Such a lovely morning is it not. I am Colonel Kent of the 101st, may I have the pleasure of your name and a light?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:33 No.18772614
    >british commando

    Yeah, that would get us a punch in the face.
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    Jesus Christ. I lost it
    I hope we are wearing a Pith Helmet.
    An Original one, from the Zulu War
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/18/12(Wed)20:34 No.18772627
    You are in England, the year is 0083... wait no wrong text, 1943~ stationed at Moreton Valence RAF, on the west side of England from eastchurch
    What if Hitler wasn't in charge of spending the riech's money on stupid superhuge tanks and railwayguns? What if they actually gave money to people who wanted it? Think about it
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:35 No.18772635
    Do you WANT a punch to the face? Or piss in our tea?

    We're the CO now; the trolling target of every single soldier at this base.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 04/18/12(Wed)20:35 No.18772638
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    Ask her how's she's doing, how the unit's doing, does she have a cigarette to spare, and what they're serving in the messhall.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:36 No.18772648
    They might build more actual tanks instead of stuff like the Jagdpanther? (Not saying its a bad machine, it's a great machine, but it's still a product of its times)
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:37 No.18772662

    oh right.

    'lass' then.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:39 No.18772674

    >What if Hitler wasn't in charge of spending the riech's money on stupid superhuge tanks and railwayguns? What if they actually gave money to people who wanted it? Think about it.

    Tiger 2's that actually drive five miles without breakdowns?

    Why, yes, I am obsessed with getting one. I'm in europe, so my time is limited and I really want one.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:39 No.18772675
    >1943 England

    Firefly's our best bet then.

    Shame, I really liked that upgunned M10
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    May you know my good chap that we are experts on the gentlemanly art of pugilism
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 04/18/12(Wed)20:39 No.18772681
    So the churchill crocodile does exist

    Have to vote for it.
    Churchill VII base, so it is still armed with a 75mm main cannon.
    Hull mounted machine gun is lost, but a Flamethrower is gained.
    West side of britain, so the terrain is tending towards hills and valleys rather than marshland.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:39 No.18772684
    I am so getting in on this...

    A Sherman tank would be choice.

    Tiny, cheap, infinitely replaceable, and we could probably get three
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:40 No.18772690
    >Tigers with proper diesel engines and sufficient materials and maintenance to run reliably.

    Oh lawdy them aliums are right fucked now
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:41 No.18772698
    >implying we get a tank
    >implying this isn't a desk command
    >implying this isn't Paperwork Quest
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:42 No.18772703
    Court Martial for everyone!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:42 No.18772705
    Doenitz may be Navy, but he's not stupid, and neither is Speer. Hitler's little game of having the services compete against each other for material and research funds ended immediately after his death.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:42 No.18772707
    More like Fellate a Webley Quest
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    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/18/12(Wed)20:46 No.18772740
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    >I heard greeting her, I AM THE CONDUCTOR, TIME TO RAILROAD~
    Lucky for you, you actually read the roster.
    "Morning Captain..." (Well fuck, you cant remember WHICH WITCH captain it is...)
    "Captain Ruth Pine-coffin Para-witch. I will be serving in your third platoon Colonel." She says as she looks your way. ".... Yes. That is my last name."

    "So whats for breakfast?"

    "Some kraut is making it, and I'm not going though that again... I am going to go to sleep, had to escort transports all the way here from Portsmouth..."

    And with that, she walks away, tossing the butt of her cigarette over her shoulder
    >> Major Airlift 04/18/12(Wed)20:47 No.18772748
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    That's what happens when some ruffian try to fight us, my good sir
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:47 No.18772754
    Holy shit. Panzer actually started his quest. I thought he was just going to stand around talking about how he was going to do it forever.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/18/12(Wed)20:47 No.18772757
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:47 No.18772759


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    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:48 No.18772769
    >your third platoon
    Could someone break down the command structure here? How many platoons are there in a company, and why would there be both tanks and paratroopers?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:49 No.18772772
    Kraut breakfast?
    Eh. As long as the tea is strong enough, it doesn't matter.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:50 No.18772777
    How do para-witches work?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:50 No.18772782
    they're tankwitches. they probably are paratroop tanks.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:50 No.18772787
    "Wooden box"

    Oh lordy, the puns.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:50 No.18772791
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    You need to learn to relax and go with the flow of things.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:51 No.18772794
    I don't feel we are British enough Panzerhexen

    Oh well, we will deal with that ruffian later, let's get our morning tea
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:51 No.18772797
    >> Minnafag !A4gIjT7a26 04/18/12(Wed)20:51 No.18772798
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    I assume something like this
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:52 No.18772813
    Something like five to six platoons I think is in a company.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:52 No.18772814

    Alright! Clearly we need to put coffin-witch on the list for whipping into line. But first, BREAKFAST! By which I mean coffee.

    At least one pot of coffee.


    Fuck no wonder I have headaches constantly.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/18/12(Wed)20:53 No.18772821
    So are we gonna see a genderflipped Winters?

    I'm somewhat iffy about this.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:53 No.18772831
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    >You go put on your service dress
    >service dress

    wait a minute
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:54 No.18772832
    who was he again?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:54 No.18772835

    Figure of speech. Relax. We male.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:54 No.18772841
    >those joints

    So do they get on their knees to advance or something? That has to be murder on the legs.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:55 No.18772845
    Nah, it means "Best duds".

    Like "Service Dress Blues".
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:55 No.18772850
    "Dress" is military speak for uniform.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:55 No.18772852
    Naw, they actually don't touch the ground, the treads don't need contact, it's just a focusing mechanism for them to tank it up an inch or so above the ground.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 04/18/12(Wed)20:56 No.18772858
    Dress Uniform, I'd assume.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:56 No.18772859
    You wouldn't happen to have the unedited version of that, would you?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:56 No.18772866


    It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the grace of tea that the thoughts acquire speed, the pot acquires stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:57 No.18772870
    We're British. We drink tea.
    But yes, we're gonna get these girls in line with gruff mustachioed charisma and a pith helmet.
    And morning calisthenics. Can't forget those.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:57 No.18772872
    Stuff we need to know:

    - Our waifu: What kind of tank are we driving and what is her condition?
    - What's the order of battle of our command?
    - Where are we?
    - WHEN are we?

    But most importantly right now, how to respond?
    I vote:

    "Uncouth little lady..." but not making anything of it.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:58 No.18772879
    I always kinda thought that they just balanced on the point of the bottom road wheel... if those... had road wheels... anyways, kinda like roller blades with engines and treads instead of wheels.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:58 No.18772881

    'dress uniform'. 'service uniform'. not 'service dress'

    we tits now.

    but im fine with it. we can waifu for Otto Skorzeny or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:58 No.18772890
    >Where are we?
    >WHEN are we?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)20:59 No.18772900
    I've got some reading to do.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/18/12(Wed)21:00 No.18772910
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    (sorry bout the spelling, punctuation, and all that zazz, having an anxiety attack, just... deal with it for now)
    As you enter the mess, you smell only the sweet sweet smell of coffee, which offends your tea-drinkery-self to the core. As you prepare your tea, you look around and see four bodies in black German-issue panzertruppen uniforms, and one in a light blue uniform that you don't recognize right away, all sitting at one table eating what looks to be a basic breakfast of eggs and toast.

    >What do
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:01 No.18772926
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    >Tank Witches Quest starts less than a week before I head to Armour school for the next half year

    Not sure if coincidence, but this is awesome.

    And you know what, we should be in a GRANT. Because shenanigans.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:02 No.18772937
    Go greet them.
    So what exactly is the light blue?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/18/12(Wed)21:02 No.18772938
    US Paratrooper.
    Go read Band of Brothers. Or if your a total pleb, watch it.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:03 No.18772942
    Get ourself a plate of breakfast. Wander over to their table and sit down by the five strangers. Introduce ourself, eat breakfast, drink tea, talk shop.

    Are they men or women?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:04 No.18772955

    When we have downed enough tea/breakfast to be fully functional, we need to find the people who serve directly under us. Then we shall have them gather the troops for an inspiring speech!

    >The martians may have landed in England, they may have pushed us off the continent, but we shall prevail! By our strength of arms, and the grace of god, we shall drive them from these shores, and back to whence they came! etc.

    We should maybe start setting up some integration exercises/wargames.

    Paaaaaaint bullets?
    Paint bullets.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:04 No.18772957

    well, best to be our comerades.

    go siddaown and start eating.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:05 No.18772970
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    Wasn't the Major in light blue (even though we know her uniform fairly well, right?)

    >Run generic morning greeting program
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:05 No.18772977
    General greetings, try and find the morale and readiness state of the troops, opinions on being attached to a mixed unit, that sort of thing. And the mess hall is perfect for that.
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    >Remember when I heard about him passing.
    R.I.P Major
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:05 No.18772982
    I thought it was German "food." I didn't think they had eggs and toast for breakfast. Anyway, get our grub on and then go offer them mustache rides. We do have a big bushy mustache, right? I mean we're a British officer, ffs. We have to.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:07 No.18772999
    Food now.
    Talk later.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:07 No.18773000
    Isn't the Company Commander dining with the enlisted generally not done?
    Especially amongst British forces?
    >> Servant Of The Emperor 04/18/12(Wed)21:07 No.18773002
    Fetch them each a cuppa tea.
    "No issues eating with a colonel is there?"
    Time to give those krauts some english hospitality they obviously weren't getting from their foreign witches, and country.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:08 No.18773007
    Get food, sit with strangers, don't introduce ourselves.

    We're a colonel. If anything, most of the strangers should be the ones doing the introductions.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:09 No.18773022
    Who said they're enlisted?
    We've already met a captain. Wouldn't surprise me if most of the witches under our command are only a couple ranks lower than us.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:09 No.18773029
    >How many eggs can we fit in a Sherman?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:11 No.18773045


    Maybe propah British hospitality.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:11 No.18773051
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    Actually, in the original work their legs were never 'inside' the Striker units, they phased through the magic circuit into the ether; the striker was physically bonded to the witch and became a physical extension of her.

    Early art for even the Flying strikers had articulated Knees. It's just one more thing that got redacted in the anime adaptation to streamline things.

    Yeah, it was in one of Fumikane's artbooks.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:12 No.18773061
    I don't know, but on the bright side if it goes up like a firecracker, like Shermans do, sure we'll be dead but the people who find our body will get some nice fried eggs.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:13 No.18773067
    This man has a good head on his shoulders
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    You were expecting maybe potatoes?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/18/12(Wed)21:14 No.18773082
    ... Get the net gentlemen. She will not escape this time.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:14 No.18773089
    I concede that they may be officers. But the description was vague enough that we don't even know their gender, let alone their rank.

    Let's just sit down and start eating, without saying anything then.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 04/18/12(Wed)21:19 No.18773152
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    Map of roughly where we are, for those who are interested.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:20 No.18773160
    Hell we don't even know OUR gender.
    >> Major Airlift 04/18/12(Wed)21:21 No.18773176
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:21 No.18773178
    So, I dunno if you saw in that other thread, but will there be a planeswalker quest thread today?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:21 No.18773179

    staging for an invasion of ireland are we?
    well good, bout time someone put the paddies down.

    we should get an orange armband.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:23 No.18773198
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    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/18/12(Wed)21:23 No.18773205
    I started one, right at 6:00 pm chan time, but no one replied.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:24 No.18773213

    WE are a propah OFFISAH, with a stiff upper lip and a manly MOUSTACHE upon it.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/18/12(Wed)21:25 No.18773224
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    You question why a German cook would make only eggs and toast... Now that you think about it, you have no idea what they even eat other the sauerkraut and schnitzel... What the hell is schnitzel anyways? Why do you ask non-rhetorical questions to yourself? You grab a plate, fill it full of delicious eggs* n toast, and head over to the table.

    As you get closer, you can see insignias from this range,(and the lack of clothing on the bottom half), two Captains and a trio of Leftenants

    "May I sit with you ladies?" you ask.

    "You outrank all of us Colonel, you can do whatever you like" one says. You couldn't tell who it was with all the food chewing and whatnot.

    >Talk to which witch?
    >Captain with a light build, short black hair, green eyes, pale skin
    >Captain with an athletic build, again, short black hair and blue eyes
    >Lt with an average build, supreme frontal protection, Auburn hair and blue eyes
    >Lt with another athletic build, shoulder length platinum-blonde hair and blue eyes ( I swear not everyone has blue eyes)
    >Lt with smaller build, blonde hair and green eyes (pic somewhat related, as you get closer you see it is a Finnish army uniform)
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:26 No.18773249
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    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:26 No.18773250
    Does the finnish even have decent tank?
    Oh well, ask Everyone's name
    >> Servant Of The Emperor 04/18/12(Wed)21:26 No.18773251
    We're in agreement.
    We're losing valuable potato supplies to that little flying thief, and the Irish soldier's morale is in the toilet. Even with pantsless girls flying overhead all the time!
    So, we're an English Colonel of his queens army in command of the 101 1st Company, which includes witches.
    We're at least over 30+ but it is yet to be determined. We've taken part in World war 1, (which at the time we called international rowdy rustle) and likely several brush wars. We carry our trusty Webley revolver which has as many stories as we have toes (at least 9, old training mishap that, funny story)

    How do we handle the little girls tearing around in their strikers when we still believe in the use of good old fashioned infantry?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:26 No.18773253
    The Finn
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:27 No.18773261
    rolled 2 = 2

    nokodice for a random selection.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:27 No.18773262

    sit and eat in silence.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:27 No.18773263

    The FINN! Oh please let Simo be armored cav in this universe. Tanksniping. Tanksniping everywhere!

    Hell even if it isn't, the Finn sounds interesting.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:27 No.18773265
    >Captain with an athletic build, again, short black hair and blue eyes
    She is obciously the dominant one.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/18/12(Wed)21:27 No.18773266
    * I was going to say if you made a how many eggs we can fit into x joke, I would murder you, but both the thread AND irc beat me to the punch
    >> Major Airlift 04/18/12(Wed)21:27 No.18773272
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    >Lt with smaller build, blonde hair and green eyes (pic somewhat related, as you get closer you see it is a Finnish army uniform)

    Finns are cool.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:27 No.18773275

    *stern silence not nervous silence.
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    We're gonna eat that?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/18/12(Wed)21:28 No.18773283
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:29 No.18773294
    Becareful to not sound like a ruffian my good sir
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    >Lt with an average build, supreme frontal protection, Auburn hair and blue eyes
    >Supreme frontal protection

    HAH. I like.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:30 No.18773304
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    >Lt with smaller build, blonde hair and green eyes (pic somewhat related, as you get closer you see it is a Finnish army uniform)

    About how she's coping with a mixed unit, if she'd worked with Germans during the Winter War (if we can judge age at all, maybe we can tell if it would be a gaffe to imply that she'd fought there...), general small talk and introductions.

    >implying I'm not just trying to talk to the Finn
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:30 No.18773306
    get names from all of em
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/18/12(Wed)21:30 No.18773313
    ALSO, next thread, Friday at 6:00 PM chan time. Had a whole explanation for the soul binding written up and everything. And why it may end up biting you in the ass if you can't control it.
    >> Servant Of The Emperor 04/18/12(Wed)21:31 No.18773316
    "Come now, you dont want to give a superior officer too much freedom, otherwise you might find me camping out in the lorry one day! Dohoho."
    Toast, but no Jam?
    What kind of war are we fighting here? Where the bloody 'ell is the strawberry?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:31 No.18773319
    >Captain with light build
    "Could you introduce me to your compatriots, Captain?"
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    I like the cut of your jib, son.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:31 No.18773329
    >Where the bloody 'ell is the strawberry?
    Probably the same fate that befell the muskmelons: Aliums.
    Fucking Aliums.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/18/12(Wed)21:32 No.18773334
    >> Servant Of The Emperor 04/18/12(Wed)21:35 No.18773371
    Butter then? They havent killed off the cows i hope?
    I hear margarine's nice.
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    Bunch of silly tossers.
    Very well, good sir. But i have to inform you that i'm an expert on the Gentlemanly Art of Bartitsu
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:38 No.18773410
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    >I hear margarine's nice.
    You heard wrong.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/18/12(Wed)21:39 No.18773429
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:40 No.18773449
    We're not old enough to have been in WWII, even if we're like 35, we'd be around 10 when the war ended.
    Captain with the Athletic build, let's start by getting to know this groups commanding officers before we move on to the others.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:41 No.18773451

    POPPYCOCK! Flamethrowers at five paces is an modern affectation!

    TRUE GENTLEMEN duel in zepplins at dawn!
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    >Finn Tank Witch

    ... is that Aurora?
    >> The_Piano_Maker 04/18/12(Wed)21:41 No.18773457
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    Yo, Panzer, just stopping in real quick, can't stay.

    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:43 No.18773483
    Oh you're one of those fellows who fought at the great war who used Flamethrowers right?
    Bunch of cowards.
    Real gentlemans fight with only Trench Shovels.
    Bring your best shovel, we meet at the field of HONOR
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:46 No.18773525

    PFAUGH. None of you has any concept of the TRUE way a Gentleman settles his differences!

    Homoerotic Wrestling.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:47 No.18773530
    Yeah, unfortunate that I was working in the lab at the time.

    In general, I'd like names, so that we can call people something other than their ranks. Maybe a quick background for each: nationality, a brief combat record, and their thoughts on working in a composite unit.
    >> Servant Of The Emperor 04/18/12(Wed)21:47 No.18773538
    Trench shovels?
    I think you must be daffy, get nicked with one of those after they'd been digging all that and you'll catch your death from illness!

    Wash your hands of that mess, and then step for with arms raised, we only need bare knuckles to settle this conflict!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:48 No.18773541
    I think someone chrecked our panzer
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:49 No.18773557
    Fine, i accept your challenge.
    We will use the classical way of the pugilism to settle our differences.
    I meet you at the gentleman's field of battle:
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/18/12(Wed)21:51 No.18773579
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    You effortlessly slide into a seat next to one of the captains, the pale one.

    " How are you dealing with a mixed unit love?" you say as you look across the table at the Finn, who finishes chewing and swallows.

    "Less Russians then I expected. I just wish we had a looker like you in Heeresgruppe Nord. Would have improved witch morale." She replies. She goes to wiggle her eyebrows when she is jammed in the ribs with the elbow of the Kraut with das assets.

    "The colonel is out of your league Ilta. I'm Lt Klara Knispel. Beside me here.." she nudges the Finn again" Is Lt Lita Ilomäki. Captain Barkmann is on your left flank, Captain Wittmann on your right.. And..." Klara starts to rub her temples. "And last but not least is our own Lt Ema Tarcazy, our local Hungarian.~"

    "I am impressed Knispel, you managed to remember something other then your own name!" Whittmann pipes up.

    Almost immediately they get into a shouting match in German, after a few shouts, Whittman gets up, and leaves the hall.

    "You better eat that while it's hot, eggs don't keep well and tea is horrible if cold."

    Never in your life, have you heard a line delivered with such a lack of emotion, as if the witch was a god damn alien robot or something. You end up following the advice and drink down your tea n eggs.

    >Wut now
    >> finns Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:52 No.18773587
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    Germans didn't back the Finns in the Winter War - that was when they still had the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact going on. Continuation War, sure.

    Buncha tanks they took from the Soviets, plus some old Vickers 6-ton tanks. They also had the BT-42, aka a BT-7 with a British howitzer in the turret.
    >> Servant Of The Emperor 04/18/12(Wed)21:52 No.18773589
    I said fists
    Not waving my arms and legs near you and making sounds as though i'd hit you.

    If you wish to do so, Go right ahead, it'll only make the results of the duel easier for me.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:53 No.18773605
    >Drinking eggs.

    First order of business is replacing the company cook.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:53 No.18773608

    Iiiintegration exercises?

    Paaaaaint rounds for everyone!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:53 No.18773612
    You offend me, sir.
    Fine, we will fight in a no holds barred brawler.
    Bring your best fists.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:53 No.18773617
    Enjoy breakfast. Inspect our lady
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:55 No.18773638

    were commander so we should do commander stuff.
    make people do pushups.
    make people clean latrines.
    shit in the clean latrines.
    pass out paperwork.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)21:56 No.18773644
    My, My.
    We have quite the crew huh.What a bunch of ruffians.
    We will discipline them, and make them the perfect soldiers

    But now, we will enjoy on casuals conversations with some of the ladies
    >> Major Airlift 04/18/12(Wed)21:56 No.18773654
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    > consume eggs

    Can't lead these bit-witches! Witches on an empty stomach, can we?
    >> Servant Of The Emperor 04/18/12(Wed)21:58 No.18773683
    "D-Did you just advice an english gentleman how to enjoy his tea?" If we had feathers they'd be ruffled at the absurdity, but better excuse the Lt. for her ignorance."

    Also it's a little shocking how forward these woman seem to be at judging us.
    "I take it there is some bad blood between some of you? Now this war only has two fronts now, Us and the Aliums. I'd rather you either brush aside these concerns or go over them with me. I've been told i'm as good a listener as i am a storyteller."

    When can we start saying Wot Wot as the end of things? The urge is great.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/18/12(Wed)21:58 No.18773687
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 04/18/12(Wed)21:59 No.18773697
    No seconds? What manner of duel is this?
    And I believe you will find that the challenged gets to choose the venue and the time at which the duel will be held.
    Procedure must be followed or all is lost.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:00 No.18773719

    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:02 No.18773751
    Seconds are already implied my good sir.
    but you're right, i've committed a mistake, not informing the venue.
    The Buckingham Palace, 15:00, which i do believe it's not the hour you drink your tea right?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:03 No.18773761
    So we're a looker according to the Finn. Good to know.

    Get to know them a bit better, see if we can assess their interpersonal relationships a bit so we can in the future keep them from rubbing each other the wrong way.

    Get to know Barkmann better, we'll definitely want to be on good relations with the higher ranking one.

    Tell Lita, aren't I a bit old for you love, not that I mind the attention.

    We should be British but try to avoid going overboard with the Britishisms, we don't want to be a walking stereotype, it never pays well to be too predictable.
    >> Servant Of The Emperor 04/18/12(Wed)22:04 No.18773787
    Correct, but 1500 is when i head to the local habberdashery and look at the new hats. Perhaps 1800? It gives me time to admire the hats as well as stop off at a small shop for some delightful cakes. I could pick one up for you before the fight, what do you prefer?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:05 No.18773790
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    >Who wouldn't want them rubbing each other the wrong way.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 04/18/12(Wed)22:06 No.18773807
    >When can we start saying Wot Wot as the end of things? The urge is great.
    I must admit, as a brit, I have never really understood why this stereotype is still believed...

    >Implying that one such as yourself would be permitted to duel in the presence of his majesty
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:06 No.18773811
    Would they have some strawberry cake?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:06 No.18773816
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    Ah, you finally got around to it? I knew you had it in you.

    Now then, let's hang out with Knispel for a bit. She seems pretty swell.
    >> Servant Of The Emperor 04/18/12(Wed)22:07 No.18773834
    Long Patrol.
    Aliums dont, dont you recall?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:07 No.18773842
    >Implying that an upstaging gentleman such as me wouldn't have the permission to have our duel be judged by the Queen herself

    Surely you jest
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:08 No.18773853
    >I must admit, as a brit, I have never really understood why this stereotype is still believed...
    Same reason every Texan is a cowboy, every Georgian is a stupid hick, and every New Yorker was never taught the first thing about manners.
    It's just more fun that way.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:09 No.18773857
    Which one delivered the line about the tea and eggs?
    Barkmann? Tarcazy?

    "Problems that I should be made aware of, leftenant?"
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:09 No.18773861
    bloody hell, i beg your pardon for such stupid mistake
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:09 No.18773865

    >O vermin if you dare, come and visit us someday,
    >Bring all your friends and weapons with you too.
    >You'll find a good warm welcome, let nobeast living stay,
    >That cold steel was never good enough for you.

    >You won't find poor helpless beasts all undefended,
    >Like the old ones, babes and mothers that you've slain,
    >And you'll find that when your pleasant visit's ended,
    >That you'll never ever leave our shores again.

    >All you cowards of the land and you flotsam of the sea,
    >Who murder, pillage, loot, whene'er you please,
    >There's a Long Patrol a waitin', we'll greet you cheerfully,
    >You'll hear us cry Eulalia on the breeze.

    >'Tis a welcome to the bullies who slay without a care,
    >All those good and peaceful creatures who can't fight,
    >But perlious and dangerous the beast they call the hare,
    >Who stands for nought but honour and the right.

    >Eulalia! Eulalia! Come bring your vermin horde,
    >The Long Patrol awaits you, led by a Badger Lord!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:10 No.18773881
    So can anyone give me a quick note who each witch is supposed to be?
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 04/18/12(Wed)22:11 No.18773886
    >Implying that King George IV is not currently on the throne
    Given that you do not appear to know the name of our monarch, I do not believe I do
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:12 No.18773894
    >King George IV
    >Implying Queen's Victoria isn't our eternal queen
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:12 No.18773895
    That's where I got my British stereotypes. RIP Author. who's name I forgot how to spell.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:12 No.18773899
    So, we've got Hauptmanner Barkmann and Wittmann, Oberleutnante Knispel, Yliluutnantti Ilomäki, and Főhadnagy Tarcazy.

    I like Ilomäki already, but Barkmann or Knispel will probably be our go-to girls for infodumping. Maybe we should ask Barkmann for a translation of what just happened, since she wasn't directly involved in the argument.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:13 No.18773904
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    >King George IV

    Loyal anon, I am disappoint.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:14 No.18773920

    Brian Jaques. I didn't find out he died until sometime early this year. That was the first "famous person" death that really hit me, just because every bookstore I visited, there would be his books, and I would think back fondly to all the time I spent reading them....

    And I didn't know he was dead for a whole year.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 04/18/12(Wed)22:14 No.18773923
    I stand corrected, I failed to catch this mistake of my own hand and as such I must bare my shame.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:16 No.18773937
    Me either, made me sad too. Kinda pumped for Overgrowth, since it gives me that Redwall feeling.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/18/12(Wed)22:17 No.18773954
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    "Did you just tell me how to enjoy my tea Captain?" You turn to bring your gaze to bare upon her... And she isn't paying you any attention, as she is too busy "eating" these runny eggs..Ugh. "So Knispel was it? What bad blood is there between you and Wittmann? Now that we are fighting against the same foe, you will either need to deal with it. I don't want my own allies to sho.."

    The Hungarian raises her hand "Don't worry about it, she has some problems on how lax chesty here can get when off duty, as well as the fact Knispel has alot more kills with the new Ausf E Panzer VI."

    You go to reply, but you are at a loss for words..

    "It's almost a ritual now. You will soon get used to it. I believe the rest of our unit is inspecting the striker bays, if you are done with your breakfast. Pardon my earlier advice Colonel; I did not mean to offend." Barkmann says in almost complete monotone.

    "Guess I should go meet them. Thanks for the company. And Lita, love, I may be attractive, but I don't swing that way."

    You get up from the table, walk into the kitchen, curse out the chef, and head towards the stikerba... Bloody hell, which hangar is the striker bay...

    >Time to bugger off?
    >Time to bugger off
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:18 No.18773975
    >[x] time to bugger off
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:18 No.18773976

    time to bugger off.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:19 No.18773981
    bugger off it is
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:19 No.18773982
    Time to bugger off
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:19 No.18773983

    >Let's bugger off!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:19 No.18773987
    Fuck, we are about as straight as a sailor in San Francisco
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:19 No.18773991
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:20 No.18773995
    >And Lita, love, I may be attractive, but I don't swing that way.
    Wait, so we ARE female?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:20 No.18773996
    >[x]bugger off fluffy tail
    >> Servant Of The Emperor 04/18/12(Wed)22:20 No.18773997
    >"I may be attractive, but I don't swing that way."
    As in too young or too foreign or too woman?
    Dar say this could be the first time a quest made our sexual orrientation for us.
    Almost as though, It wasnt a choice...
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:21 No.18774008
    Time to bugger off and find our tank.

    We'll give her a loving hug, and whisper sweet nothings in her turret.

    I vote we name her Duchess or something like that, women are nice but she's our lady.

    I don't think we're gay, I think we're just 30ish and she's in her late teens.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:21 No.18774009
    Wait, so we're gay or we have tits?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:21 No.18774010
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    So, MC is canon gay?


    >captcha: maiden accuracy
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:21 No.18774012
    Wittman is Michael Wittman, Tiger Ace
    Knispel is Kurt Knispel, Ace in almost every German tank of the war and top tank Ace of the war, and gives not a single fuck for recognition or authority and is basically the tank version of Erich Hartmann
    Barkmann is Ernst Barkmann, Panther Ace
    Ilomäki is Tiovi Ilomäki, Finnish Pak. 40 AT gunner
    Tarcazy is Vitez Tarczay, Hungarian Tiger and possibly Panther Ace

    These are some serious fucking hitters. We've got 3 out of the top 5 Panzer Aces at this table.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:21 No.18774014

    Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
    Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme.
    Remember me to one who lives there,
    For he once was, a true love of mine.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:22 No.18774022
    >We tits now
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:22 No.18774028
    ....So we are a witch too?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:24 No.18774042
    >in this thread, people fail to realise that 'swing that way' does not have to refer to gender
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:24 No.18774044
    I don't think we're a chick, given that Lita called us eyecandy for the witches, and they're all surrounded by hot women we're a man, just one not interested in teenage girls.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:25 No.18774051
    Finnish witches are canon gay.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/18/12(Wed)22:25 No.18774052
    fuck I'll be right back, my Cat is being a cunt, crying on the roof and not afraid of anything
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:25 No.18774053

    We... asexual now?

    We don't date in the chain of command now?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:25 No.18774061
    But witches are lesbians.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:26 No.18774066
    inb4 panzer gets stuck on the roof
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:26 No.18774070
    Not all of them and they already had plenty of eyecandy, being witches, surrounded by pantsless witches.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:27 No.18774078
    So we are gay then?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:28 No.18774084
    Damn, Knispel is some hot shit. Ilomäki is pretty awesome too. An AT gunner with 17 victories in one battle? Dayum.

    If the genderswapped version wasn't a witch I'd consider it a waste of resources.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:28 No.18774086
    The jury is still out
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 04/18/12(Wed)22:29 No.18774100
    inb4 panzer locks himself out
    >> The_Piano_Maker 04/18/12(Wed)22:31 No.18774112
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    Ok, Panzer, I'm back...


    >[x] bugger off
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:33 No.18774122
    Panzer's brother just talked to us on IRC. He's stuck on the roof. Gonna be awhile before he gets down.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:33 No.18774126
    So for this quest, we get a name but not a gender? Acceptable
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/18/12(Wed)22:34 No.18774141
    Wireless internet outside sucks, but I am back, writing now. Can somebody tell me how many posts we are at atm?
    >> The_Piano_Maker 04/18/12(Wed)22:34 No.18774148

    You know, that brings up an interesting question: Are non-witch females allowed in combat position?

    Are we a witch who lost her powers after the whole 20-year-old limit?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:34 No.18774149
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:34 No.18774150

    Bump limit in two.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 04/18/12(Wed)22:35 No.18774152
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:35 No.18774153
    this is 299
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:35 No.18774155
    Isn't bump limit 500 now?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:35 No.18774161
    If Panzer's in Planefag's universe, witches don't de-power at 20.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:35 No.18774163
    Bump is 500
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 04/18/12(Wed)22:36 No.18774169
    20 year old limit does not exist in the planefag.panzer continuity
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:36 No.18774170

    Nope, we sage now.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:36 No.18774171
    I'm pretty sure Panzer is running off of SWQ canon, so witches don't lose power with age.
    >> The_Piano_Maker 04/18/12(Wed)22:36 No.18774172
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    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:37 No.18774179
    Strange, was it not changed for /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:40 No.18774202

    Aside from a pack of hardcore witches, and presumably some regular tanks, what else do we have? Attached Recon? Mech/Motorised Infantry? Attached AT/Artillery elements, Self-propelled or otherwise?
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/18/12(Wed)22:43 No.18774231
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    I have to actually wake up in the morning, so ill go 2~3 more posts then I'll go into FAQ mode mmk?

    >Where do you bugger off too?
    >There are still 5~6 witches unaccounted for~
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:44 No.18774242
    Hmm to the bathroom to see what parts we have for one.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:44 No.18774245
    Bugger off to our tank. Need to make sure our lady is in good shape, we'll meet the rest of the witches after we spend some time with her.
    >> The_Piano_Maker 04/18/12(Wed)22:44 No.18774248
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    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:44 No.18774249

    Bugger off to the HANGAR/GARAGE. We need to meet the beauties under our command. And I guess the rest of the witches too.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:44 No.18774250
    Get to the hangars to see the status of the strikers and tanks.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:45 No.18774253
    >> Servant Of The Emperor 04/18/12(Wed)22:45 No.18774260
    Buggah buggah buggah
    To the motorpool, have to check out these new strikers for ourselves!
    We're in command now, so we need to personally inspect our greatest fighting machines.
    >> Major Airlift 04/18/12(Wed)22:46 No.18774269
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    Find HER. You know who I'm talking about.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:46 No.18774270
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    >unaccounted for
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)22:52 No.18774345
    I suppose Panzer telling us would suffice.
    We need to know what equipment were working with,
    and whether or not we need a rape whistle. Then again
    We seem quite British so I doubt that will be an issue.

    Other than that find those girls.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/18/12(Wed)22:59 No.18774413
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    You head off towards Hangar 3, to where they keep your precious. You round the corner and see that the hangar contains many an armoured beast.

    You spot it no problem. You shuffle over too it and rub it's side armor, painted the best colour, olive drab. Weighing in at 30 short tons, your she's a bit heavy. with 18ft 6 inches of length, 9ft wide and 10 ft tall, she was the queen of the battlefield, but needing a 7 man crew made her a bit of a whore(insert joke about 7 men in a tank here). You remember seeing her hull 75mm gun rip martian walkers apart, and the 37mm turret mow down martian infantry like the best of them. With a top speed of 42km/h she was surprisingly fast for her size.....
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:00 No.18774432
    >Inb4 cheese sandwich
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:01 No.18774439
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:01 No.18774440
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:02 No.18774456
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    >30 short tons
    >75 mm HULL GUN



    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:02 No.18774457
    Oh boy, here we go
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:03 No.18774465
    yes yes, tank very nice.


    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:03 No.18774472
    >7 MEN

    IN 1943

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    You monster, I will hunt you down for this. We're going to be killed by our own fucking rivets ricocheting into our brain.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:05 No.18774493
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:05 No.18774494

    GENDER: Пошел на хуй, вот что
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:07 No.18774514
    When I called her a lady I didn't know she was a fucking 7 person coffin. This is a death trap not the stalwart lady who we entrust our lives to.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/18/12(Wed)23:08 No.18774524
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    Too bad the Grant sucked so hard because of shoddy side armor, being a tall bugger, even the soviets, you know, the guys who sent wave after wave of infantry against german machine gun nests just to save artillery rounds, they didn't like it, calling it the "coffin for 7 comrades"! And a fucking hull sponson? Is this world war one all over again? YOU'VE SEEN FUCKING MK4 TANKS WITH BETTER GUN PLACEMENT! You feel like you just patted the head of the class retard.

    "You tried your best, at least one good thing came out of you, the hull for the M4 Sherman."

    You turn around, trying to forget you ever even looked at a Lee. You suppress the urge to throw up as approach your one true armoured companion....
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:08 No.18774525

    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:09 No.18774536
    Well it seems as if she has kept us safe so far.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:10 No.18774538
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    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:10 No.18774541

    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:10 No.18774542
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    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/18/12(Wed)23:10 No.18774544
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    You magnificent bastard.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:10 No.18774550
    Come on 76mm let's get the gun that can actually kill things.
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    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 04/18/12(Wed)23:11 No.18774557
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    >> Major Airlift 04/18/12(Wed)23:11 No.18774563
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    Looks like you just got churchrolled.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:13 No.18774583
    >speed: 18 kph
    Yay British tank doctrine.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:14 No.18774584
    >Black fucking Prince

    Oh god yes take all of my money
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:14 No.18774585

    >Cruiser Tank

    Oh god, no... please, panzer, not a cruiser...

    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:15 No.18774602
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    Well, it LOOKS like a nice tank...
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:15 No.18774603
    Uh, the prince was an infantry tank.
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    >Looks nice
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:17 No.18774624
    >inb4 panzerhexen walks us around history's worst tanks before letting us know we have a desk job anyway.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/18/12(Wed)23:17 No.18774630
    It's a misshapen bastard child. It needs to be put down.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:18 No.18774638
    >> Major Airlift 04/18/12(Wed)23:19 No.18774645
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    I'd play.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:19 No.18774658
    The M3 Grant is the retarded puppy of WWII tanks. You feel sorry for it and would never give it any responsibility but you can't get all that mad at it, it's trying its best.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:20 No.18774664
    Uh... you sure you want to play a bureaucrat in the same world where the MC of SWQ exists?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:21 No.18774677
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/18/12(Wed)23:21 No.18774681
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    some sort of highly modified M3 would have been awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:22 No.18774694
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    Eh, we're British Army. He's USAAF. Not our problem.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:22 No.18774697
    Totally. We could have fun making him fill out forms for all the crap he does. You want to bounce a witch? That's a form. You want to hug a imouto? That's a form. You want to do waifu crap? That's 5 forms.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 04/18/12(Wed)23:23 No.18774702
    inb4 panzer gives us a CDL
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:23 No.18774705
    If by modified you mean stripped to the chassis and made into a Sherman then maybe.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:23 No.18774707
    You want to kick my ass
    15 forms + a fee
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:24 No.18774709
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    Trust me...

    MC will do something that WILL make it our problem...

    >The fuck is that P-61 doing Colonel?
    >I'm not sure, but doesn't it look like it's coming right at us?
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/18/12(Wed)23:24 No.18774711
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    Know what the best part about your baby is? Other then the QF17pdr. And two 7.92mm Besa-machine guns?

    The ability to also mount all the other weapons a witch will ever need.
    Flamethrowers? Check
    Fuck-huge 290mm mortar rounds you can lob like demolition charges? Check
    Decent 75mm gun? Check
    Breastplate? Check
    Makes you look taller? Check
    Shoulder-mounted 3inch Howitzer? Check
    Bayonets everywhere? Check

    Now if only you had bad-ass sponson guns like your old Mk4 striker you had in the last war... God you feel old
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 04/18/12(Wed)23:24 No.18774720
    A Churchill? I love you.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:25 No.18774724
    >The ability to also mount all the other weapons a witch will ever need.

    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:25 No.18774725
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    >We're a witch
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:25 No.18774726
    We witch
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:25 No.18774727

    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:25 No.18774732
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/18/12(Wed)23:25 No.18774736
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    I love you. I love you so much right now.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:25 No.18774737
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:26 No.18774742
    So We British Competent Minna?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:26 No.18774743
    This is bad?
    >> Major Airlift 04/18/12(Wed)23:26 No.18774745
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    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:26 No.18774749
    Dimensional wormhole
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:27 No.18774753

    >M3 With 25-pounder howitzer in sponson, and 40mm Bofors Flak gun in Turret

    Or one of those 10.5cm StuH42 guns the Krauts had, if they're there.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:27 No.18774756

    >The ability to also mount all the other weapons a witch will ever need.

    Wait, we Tank-Witch now?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:27 No.18774757

    My roommate literally told me to quit the maniacal laughter. I think I frightened him.

    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:28 No.18774767
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:28 No.18774768
    Do we still get out Pith Hat?
    >> Servant Of The Emperor 04/18/12(Wed)23:28 No.18774771
    We're NOT old.
    Never say that.
    We're experienced, we've seen more shit then these prancy little entitled witches could ever Dream of.
    And THEY rely on Us. Not the other way around.

    Straighten your cap Colonel, we're going for a Spin. Get this tank fueled up because it's time the girls report for introductions. We're the commander, we should have to hunt their little pantless asses down, Gimme that loudspeaker!
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:29 No.18774774
    We should go for Patton
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:29 No.18774776
    I think the real question that now follows is...

    Are we weak in the rear?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:29 No.18774782
    So, who do we husbandofag for?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:29 No.18774783



    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/18/12(Wed)23:30 No.18774785
    >Not Bradley
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 04/18/12(Wed)23:30 No.18774789
    >We're a witch
    We had better be wearing pants
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:30 No.18774793
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    And so begins the Rommel/Patton Husbando wars.

    War... War never changes...
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:30 No.18774794

    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:30 No.18774800
    >implying Brad loved his tanks like Patton
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:31 No.18774803
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    >WW1 Vet
    >In charge of about a dozen teenage witches

    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/18/12(Wed)23:31 No.18774804
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    NEXT TIME ON TANK WITCHES QUEST~ Tanks for the memories~ Will tread sometime next week, I will probably pop in SWQ propah and give a better date.

    Again, pardon for my writing, I was (and still am) anxious and antsy, and I shall improve it in time. I am almost always on #SWQ on rizon.net if you feel the need to scold me.
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-OPInpGECnxJhOAyM-rw3WeSeDSr486QuKTF7qbvfhU/edit list of current witches (excluding Kathrine)
    My current timeline
    Both subject to change

    Now begins the lets ask panzer questions and get stupid answers
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:31 No.18774810
    We're a witch? Tell us about our bosom, we must know, this is important. Also we've got a 17 pdr, life is good.

    Also how old were we in WWI, given that we're 30s now, if we say say 35 or so, we would be 6-10 for the length of the war, for us to actually have fought we'd have to be 40.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:31 No.18774811

    Guderian, or Perhaps von Manstein.

    Actual, competent, armour Generals.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 04/18/12(Wed)23:32 No.18774814
    Rommel, obviously.
    >> The_Piano_Maker 04/18/12(Wed)23:32 No.18774822
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    Winter, I fucking love you.

    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 04/18/12(Wed)23:33 No.18774831
    We are a witch, so what is out power/magic like?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:33 No.18774833
    Company composition?

    Witches, conventional armour, Infantry, Pioners, support elements? What are we working with?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:33 No.18774834
    What does our unit compose of?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:34 No.18774839
    >implying we're going to cheat on the father of our two sons
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:34 No.18774847
    >Knispel is Kurt Knispel, Ace in almost every German tank of the war and top tank Ace of the war, and gives not a single fuck for recognition or authority and is basically the tank version of Erich Hartmann

    My body is lady
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:34 No.18774848
    Since we're an older witch, do we have a more thorough magical education?

    What sort of things can we do? What's our special ability, etc?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/18/12(Wed)23:34 No.18774850
    Other writefag couldn't make it tonight. So I present to you: “Mortem ad Hostium.”

    The island isn’t much. It really is just a pimple on the ass of this planet. Hell, the only reason I’m here is because some chickenshit apparently couldn’t take the Alium invasion and sucked off his 1911. At least that’s what Bruin told me. My name is Allen Smith, First Lieutenant, USMC. And I seem to be the unluckiest son of a bitch in the entire Pacific today. I got transferred from god damn Australia, the Holy Grail for a Marine to be stationed, to this god forsaken spit of rock between there and New Guinea. And now, I’m at chickenshits bunk, looking at where chickenshit shot himself and looking at the bullet-hole. Then the air raid siren went off. I pulled myself out of staring at the stains that they’ve tried so hard to wash away, and sprinted off towards the hangers. I have a job to do, and I need to do it well.
    >> Dario 04/18/12(Wed)23:35 No.18774855
    >list of witches
    >Texas witch
    Yay you came through on that
    Floppy ears~
    Ms. Texas confirmed for little brown girl.
    Waifu of the year all years.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/18/12(Wed)23:35 No.18774865
    Flight prep doesn’t take long. Bruin filled me in on the details at the runway. From what he heard, squiddie craft were going towards Australia, and our squadron is right in the position to intercept. The Hellcats start taking off, and eventually, my turn comes. Major Adams isn’t in the formation. He caught the runs, and he hasn’t been cleared to fly. That and he is also still dealing with the paperwork caused by chickenshit offing himself. About thirty minutes after takeoff, all hell breaks loose.
    They came from below. They take out the first few Hellcats, and then the furball begins. I lose track of Bruin, my wingman, in the fray. .50 cals thunder, mazers shoot past, plane and alium going in a deadly dance of Try to Murder the Other Guy. I really can’t remember most of it. We killed every last one though. I came out of the furball, three kills to my name. Bruin didn’t come out. Same story with 11 other Marines. Bruin was from the same class as me at Annapolis. First of us to die, I think, in this war. I should start keeping track. And from what I’ve seen, it won’t be long before more names are on that list.
    >> The_Piano_Maker 04/18/12(Wed)23:36 No.18774876

    Even better, she's from San Antonio....

    Fiesta, all day, e'rey day
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/18/12(Wed)23:37 No.18774884
    “Smith.” It’s Mills talking to me. I look up.
    “What the fuck do you want?”
    He says with utter certainty, “A nymphomaniac whose father owns a liquor store.”
    I laugh at this. A friend died today, and I laugh. War is crazy. Fuck, I can’t do anything about that. Might as well not try. I just need to keep it inside. I can’t break now, not on my first fucking day on this shithole of a rock.
    Mills takes a seat next to me, and offers a cigarette. I take it, pull out my lighter, and get to smoking.
    “You did well, for your first furball.”
    “Are they all as crazy as that? Is it like this all the time, when we go after the bastards?”
    Mills considers this. “No. More often to me it seems that we get the drop on them. They fooled us today. I’m not going to let it happen again.” I actually believe him. Christ, I’ve known him less than a day, and I trust him. Maybe it’s because he is my flight leader. Maybe because he just seems totally serious about it. I take a long drag. What happened today is this whole war in a nutshell. The squiddies got a drop on the whole planet. We survived.
    I see Mills Hellcat. On the side is painted “Mortem ad Hostium.” Death to our enemies. Today will be paid back sometime. I feel it in my bones. I just need to be patient.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:37 No.18774889
    My body is ready
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:39 No.18774909
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    You called?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/18/12(Wed)23:39 No.18774911
    >And thats all I got typed up for now.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:40 No.18774926
    We can abuse the shit out of being female.
    >> archivalfag 04/18/12(Wed)23:40 No.18774927
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    Whelp. Since the big file of awesome is starting to be a whole lot more than just SWQ, I'm calling it the Strike Witches Project and I'm just gonna put a date on it.


    >inb4 faggots argue over date format
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/18/12(Wed)23:40 No.18774932
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    >We're a witch?
    >Tell us about our bosom, we must know
    >Also how old were we in WWI?
    Born in 1898, do the math~
    >Company composition?
    Elements several different units, like a late war german Kampfgroup, you get the cream of the crop, You command the 1st company, two 4 man tankwitch platoons and one 3 man para-witch platoon,(able to go land or air stikers)
    Other companies in your division are still TBA

    So tell me, how did I do? on a scale from I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS to STOP TRYING TO COPY PLANEFAG
    (also who is your current waifu from this shitty session?)
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:43 No.18774965

    OH BOY WE ARCHIVE NOW! upvote it so it doesnt get deleted
    >> Servant Of The Emperor 04/18/12(Wed)23:43 No.18774975
    Great Googly Boobily.

    And now we have to reign in a bunch of teenages hormonal witches on a military base full of men.
    The hell with carrying a Webley get me a sten we can spray at malcontents.
    "You almost shot me!"
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 04/18/12(Wed)23:43 No.18774976
    In all seriousness? It's good. I enjoyed it.

    As for current waifu, the only choice is clearly the major, who is clearly not our aide. Or Rommel.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:44 No.18774979
    We are our own waifu
    >> Major Airlift 04/18/12(Wed)23:44 No.18774986
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    I give you 6 out of 10 fucks.

    It's Claire.
    >> The_Piano_Maker 04/18/12(Wed)23:44 No.18774989
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    I think you did good Panzerhexen



    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:46 No.18775024
    Out of the people we met who do you want to fuck most
    >> Dario 04/18/12(Wed)23:46 No.18775025
    I liked it and am looking forward to session two, whenever the heck that may be.

    And I believe my waifu is quite clear. Mackenzie there is brown and from San Antonio and is too great to pass up.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:47 No.18775030
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    Keep it up Panzer. I look forward to next time
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/18/12(Wed)23:47 No.18775038
    Looks like some sort of question

    My current problem is going to keep all the delicious waifus separate from each-other, gotta keep them all different or else they bleed together
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:47 No.18775042
    Oh wow, for some reason I read session as "season" and didn't understand. Excuse that.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/18/12(Wed)23:47 No.18775043
    Very good. Starting something like this is tough.
    >> The_Piano_Maker 04/18/12(Wed)23:47 No.18775045

    >Current Waifu

    Glorious San Antonio girl and I haven't even met her. (Hometown advantage and all that...)

    Or do you mean husbanddo for new MC?

    I'm sticking with Winter and vote for Bradley... even if he isn't here...
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:48 No.18775051
    You did just fine

    Waifu wise, Churchill Striker with 17pdr is top tier, with Finnwitch in a close second
    >> archivalfag 04/18/12(Wed)23:48 No.18775059
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    As for how you did, I liked it and that's good enough for me. Needs moar hilarious British stereotypes, though. Pip pip, cheerio, bangahs and mash. All that good stuff.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:48 No.18775063
    >Timeline says we have a husbando

    Where is he? He had better not be in Africa, because I have a feeling that we're going to need hot dickings after dealing with all this shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:49 No.18775078
    You've done well so far, the tank swap was perfectly executed. Can't decide on a waifu until we flesh out the characters a bit though.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:49 No.18775083

    Eh, not too bad.


    Excellent. But at our age we need excellent support to avoid wrinkly bags of sand.

    Well we don't swing that way, so wouldn't we be looking for a husbando? Unless during the quest we meet that special someone who turns us lesbo.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:50 No.18775091
    Last I recall we were going to be an older male tank commander down in the African Front getting access to delicious prototypes.

    When did that change?
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/18/12(Wed)23:51 No.18775106
    Man, now I have a new appreciation for planefag. It's fucking hard work getting this shit done without it falling apart. It was REALLY difficult keeping the whole you are the witch a secret was tough, but worth it. I fucking hate the lee with a passion though, god damn
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:51 No.18775113
    >45 years old
    Works for me
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:53 No.18775142
    You're doing god's work.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/18/12(Wed)23:56 No.18775162
    46, and IMPLYING THAT A WITCH INSTRUCTOR AT THE Birmingham Imperial Academy of Magic*tm wouldn't have access to MAGIC ALL UP IN THIS BITCH

    And me and planefag are working on something~
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:57 No.18775175
    >Married with kids

    It's like he wants to avoid waifu wars or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:57 No.18775177
    >And me and planefag are working on something~
    Something tells me this ends in tears.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:58 No.18775192
    >planefag and panzerhexen working on something
    >meet that special someone to turn us lesbian
    >planefag mentioned setting Gertrude up with someone

    We're gonna bag/get bagged by Trude? But she's like 18 and we're in our 40's. Yuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:58 No.18775200
    >Something tells me this ends in tears.
    And something tells me the sun will come up tomorrow.
    >> The_Piano_Maker 04/18/12(Wed)23:59 No.18775206
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    >> Anonymous 04/18/12(Wed)23:59 No.18775208
    Wait. our kids might be fighting right? Do we eventually go full MAMA BEAR mode?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:01 No.18775228
    I think you mean
    >planefag and panzerhexen set SWQ MC up with Tank MC
    I mean, young witches are nice, but nothing beats experience.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:01 No.18775241
    We (hot older lady - milf?/cougar?) now! Bitchen.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:02 No.18775242
    Please, you fools.

    Think, in the fandom, who is Trude frequently paired with? Shirley. In SWQ, she's pretty much shown to like men. The person we set her up with is clear.

    We have to start finding reasons for Chuck to spend time with her.
    >> The_Piano_Maker 04/19/12(Thu)00:02 No.18775254
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    >Chuck can be the star of his own show!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:03 No.18775266
    >who is Trude frequently paired with? Shirley
    I had no idea.
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    Oh, not if I have anything to say about it. I'm not about to just let this go down in flames.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:03 No.18775271
    I can live with this
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:04 No.18775273
    It's a pair the spares sort of thing. It's either her or Erica, but fan artists like drawing girls with tits. Who knew?
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/19/12(Thu)00:04 No.18775279
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    Man, all the speculation is hilarious, this is pure gold, im gonna start writing this shit down
    >> Major Airlift 04/19/12(Thu)00:04 No.18775280
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    It's subtle.
    >> The_Piano_Maker 04/19/12(Thu)00:05 No.18775289
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    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:05 No.18775290
    Yes pawn the I-beam tosser off on chuck.
    This will work.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:06 No.18775306
    It'll keep him away from our sister, and right now he's the only male that might try to go for her.
    >> The_Piano_Maker 04/19/12(Thu)00:07 No.18775313
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    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:08 No.18775320
    I always thought they put Shirley with Lucchini and Trude with Erica. Then again I don't really pay much attention to these kinds of things.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:10 No.18775340
    Shame planefag is playing it straightlaced. Both Trude and Minna like us, if it was an option we could've pulled em both in.

    But I don't think that was ever really an option.
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    Shirley and Lucchini could be played that way, but at least between those two it's portrayed like a Mother/Daughter relationship.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:12 No.18775376
    Those are the words of a defeatist. I refuse to just lay down and accept such a thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:13 No.18775381
    You did well, you kept our gender a secret remarkably well. If you can keep this up it looks like it'll be pretty awesome.

    What are our kids doing currently? Where is our husband and what is he doing?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:13 No.18775387
    Are you forgetting that MC is currently tongue boxing with Cupcakeski? This is far from over my friend.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/19/12(Thu)00:16 No.18775418
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    ...p-pilot. I....
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:17 No.18775428
    Are you implying that the think with Cupcakeski involves feelings and isn't just a dominance match to establish who is the alpha pilot here?
    >> Major Airlift 04/19/12(Thu)00:18 No.18775432
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    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:18 No.18775434
    Not at all. I'm just speculating on what the consequences of this action might entail.

    Especially if Minna finds out.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:18 No.18775437
    She was hitting on and trying to grope our imoutos.

    This is unacceptable.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:19 No.18775443
    Do our kids come into play later?
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/19/12(Thu)00:19 No.18775446
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    Major Kent (the titty-less one) commands a non-witch company in the 101st, havent made the sons yet
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    I'm thinking that scene would go more like this...
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:20 No.18775456
    Seeing how its common knowledge that some witches besides Minna are after our dick, I suppose the consequences would be worse for Cupcakeski than for us.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:20 No.18775460

    Which is why we're gonna go all the way to her quarters, lead her in, shut the door and leave; whistling off our blue balls.

    We've got more than enough shit to ride without giving Waltrud positive renforcement.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:23 No.18775489
    >husbando in our unit

    Well, it looks like our continued satisfaction was decided to be important.
    >> Servant Of The Emperor 04/19/12(Thu)00:26 No.18775517
    Well it could be.
    It's a bit of a long game, trying to keep them from talking about you as you woo the both of them whilst getting them to trust and love eachother as much as they love you. The cards are all there, they've a close working relationship, they've known eachother for some time, they've lived with eachother, fought with eachother, supported eachother. It's an issue of the MC bringing them closer, or tearing them apart.
    We could've come right out of the gate with 'I'm wanting an open relationship with other witches' with a hard and blunt right in the face reaction. Because then you know from the beginning if they'd be up to it.
    It could be an option now, with a bit of like, irish charm, a winning smile, and making an emotional connection first, sitting down with Minna and telling her how close you and Trude had gotten while you were getting close with her. Your heart is torn because you really dont want to hurt the both of them by just shooting down the other. This isnt a have your cake and eat it too kinda of thing, you're not just something i could think of like that you're a person. We're both adults, stupid, crazy adults capible of our own decisions. It's a lot to ask Minna, and its a lot to put on you. But, Minna, could you, and me, and trude, (And Cupcakski, and Shirley, and Erica, and Ect.) be together? It's a crazy thing to consider, but on this base, with everyone so close, relying on eachother, s love such a hard thing to leap to?
    Then you could give Minna a day or two to think it over, let her stew on it. Is she willing to tear you away from Trude, is she wanting to harm the fragile emotion state of the castle? She may have already considered these facts, and provided we dont come off of it as wanting more Sex rather then more waifus/imean Love.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:27 No.18775530
    That and Panzerhexen probably didn't want to have all his threads shat up with waifu wars.


    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:29 No.18775553
    We'll have to visit him after some training exercises.

    We can both complain about those damned young recruits who lack discipline and drive us crazy.

    Also this will make integrating units for combined arm tactics much easier than it would otherwise have been, the two commanders will not end up at each other's throats or try to avoid putting them together which is a pretty major impediment.

    Also what is our special Magic power?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:30 No.18775557
    Now they'll just be shat up by
    >visit husbando to receive hot dickings
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:31 No.18775569
    I very much doubt it.

    Minna is kinda yandere right now. If we even suggested something like that she'd take our balls off. Like "if I can't have you nobody can" take our balls off. With a knife.

    I think the harem-boat sailed a long time ago. Especially since PF's setting seems more based in reality than anime, and multiple-partner relationships tend to not work.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:31 No.18775573
    Hey, it *does* let us play Mother Hen to the witches under our command.

    "Oh for the love of... Stop trying to sex each other up in the armoury! You have rooms for a reason!"

    "And you! Stop messing around with that Marine! He's nothing but trouble, and will only leave you with a broken heart."

    "Aw, don't worry, love. Your chest will keep growing. Just give it time. Here, let me show you a few tricks I've learned over the years to make 'em look bigger. You'll have the lads swooning over you in no time."
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/19/12(Thu)00:32 No.18775583
    Oh things can still happen, there is a Finnish witch in the unit~( It was to deter waifufagging, but if there wasn't any, then it wouldn't be in the strikewitchesquest universe)

    this is also the 4th version of TWQ
    First it was German pilot over afrika quest
    then German tanker in Europe quest
    then German tank commander in Afrika quest
    Now British witch commander in the UK for now quest
    >> Servant Of The Emperor 04/19/12(Thu)00:34 No.18775594
    I dont know.
    With the combined swave minds of /tg/, yelling through MC's crazy mind, It could, be possible.
    To go where, no man's gone before, the final frontier, multiple witches, at once.
    Shatner. would be proud.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:38 No.18775633
    Shatner we ain't dude
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:39 No.18775636
    Say, we're not married to some German former soldier, are we?
    And to think people want to put MC's balls close to that thing. Egads.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:40 No.18775651
    British, was an infantry commander during WWI. We fought along side him according to the google docs Panzer posted.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:41 No.18775656
    She's not kinda yandere, she's 19 and horny as all fuck. Shit, son, she probably felt like cheating on Kurt if she ever masturbated to anyone but him, and filled with grief if she pictured him.

    She's got one HELL of a year-long drought to work through. I don't blame her for being enthusiastic to get started.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:43 No.18775670
    Not to mention being a commanding officer at such a young age, it's no wonder she's wound up so tight.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:43 No.18775672
    Oh. That's what I get for not looking at that one.
    She's crazy and will castrate poor MC if we give her half a reason. What with this hole thing with Donutinski, we've given her three reasons.
    >> Servant Of The Emperor 04/19/12(Thu)00:43 No.18775673
    put one thousands monkeys and give them enough time and they'll give you Shakespeare.
    Give /tg/ enough time and they'll put out several PnP rpgs.

    Shatner we may not be, but we're crazy and foolhardy enough to play the odds.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:45 No.18775693
    >castrate the one man who she finally admits feeling something for

    I don't think so, Tim. Especially given Cupcakeski's reputation. You know, "hit on anything that has legs".
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:47 No.18775709
    You know, with Minna's current state of "NEED DICK NOW" we could probably pull a threesome. Or at least have her force Cupcakeski to watch.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:53 No.18775758
    She's 17
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:58 No.18775799
    Well, she's 18 in '44, which is plenty old enough.

    Still. She's been fighting for most of her teenage life. When this war's over, she's going to get treated to all the happy silly fun things teenage girls do. Or else.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)00:58 No.18775805
    Dude. Eight years old
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)01:00 No.18775818
    Not to mention that she's only been 17 for a few days now.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)01:11 No.18775904
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)01:13 No.18775918
    Aren't we way past the bump limit by now?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)01:14 No.18775923
    page 10 ftl
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)01:14 No.18775929
    >17 year old girl
    >lost her lover
    >no stress-relieving sex for a year (?)
    >in charge of veritable insane asylum of witches
    >MC comes in and stirs it all up

    No wonder she's off a bit in the head.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)01:53 No.18776226

    As soon as we've flipped of Tesla's shenanigans, punished Cupcakeski for molesting our adopted Imoutos, and whatever the fuck else we were doing right now, Minna is going to get given some tender hot loving. All fucking day/night long.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)01:58 No.18776261
    You know what'll happen then?
    As soon as we're in her room, locked the door, and just as we're undoing our belt, the Martians will launch an air raid.

    You know those cockblocking, muskmelon stealing, booze-destroying motherfuckers would do it, just to spite us.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)02:01 No.18776289

    Then We get Minna to give us a blowjob while we're flying and killing Martians. Problem solved.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)02:15 No.18776401
    I don't think witches are used to flying with a control stick.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/12(Thu)02:15 No.18776405
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    Dun good Panzer.

    Felt like a cocktease when I was the guy that just thought I'd FUCKING CALLED the Grant only to get YOU'RE WITCH NOW, SON. I happen to enjoy plot twists. Most bueno, sir.

    >there's a Finnish witch... things might still happen
    Looks like a long haul to me. I'm in. For shenanegans, mostly. Have another Aurora picture.

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