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    1.47 MB TANK WITCHES-Tanks for the mammaries- ROUND 0.5 Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/20/12(Fri)20:25 No.18796931  
    You are Colonel Katherine Kent of the 101st Panzerhexe Lehr. Commanding witches is tough work, especially when you're one as well.

    You are currently ogling your new Churchill IV infantry striker, watching as engineers finish preforming maintenance on it, watching them slowly slid the frontal plate back over the magic-engine. With a few metal on metal scrapes, the engineers get it back together. The closest one sees you out of the corner of his eye.

    "Ah Colonel! We just finished. Coming to take a look?"

    You freeze, trying to think of a response...

    >Why is there a grant in the best outfitted unit?
    >Why couldn't the cook make eggs?
    >Oh fuck there are still witches that you haven't met yet
    >Why is there a grant here?
    (Previous thread here http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18771963/ )
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)20:28 No.18796954
    >Why is there a grant in the best outfitted unit?
    followed by
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/20/12(Fri)20:28 No.18796957
    Grant. WHY
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)20:28 No.18796960

    >Why is there a grant in the best outfitted unit?

    The Colonel demands an explanation for this bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)20:29 No.18796967
    >Why is there a grant in the best outfitted unit?
    >Why couldn't the cook make eggs?
    How is it even possible to fuck up eggs?!
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)20:31 No.18796974
    But as we're putting them on:
    >Why is there a grant in the best outfitted unit?
    Colonel Katherine Kent demands an explanation for this bullshit!
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)20:32 No.18796981
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    why grant

    grant why
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/20/12(Fri)20:32 No.18796983
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)20:33 No.18796989
    Are we still british as fuck?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/20/12(Fri)20:34 No.18797002
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)20:36 No.18797012
    Stop being such a ruffian sir.
    we have manners
    >> Starasp 04/20/12(Fri)20:36 No.18797014
    Break the grant to make room for newer gear?
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)20:38 No.18797026
    Target practice.
    We use it for target practice.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)20:39 No.18797031

    It stays.

    Its presence will remind us no matter how bad the situation is, at least we aren't driving a Grant.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)20:41 No.18797049
    no mumi nooooo
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)20:42 No.18797063
    >Katherine Kent

    Are we friends with Joey Jones or Peter Parker?
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)20:43 No.18797073

    Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but our magic actually causes these things to hover a few inches in the air, right?

    Could we then, hypothetically speaking, use bursts of magic as a kind of jetpack to provide brief spurts of vertical lift?

    And if we can do that, does the magic hovering put us into a nearly frictionless state with the groun?

    In short: Can we ski, a'la tribes?
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    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)20:46 No.18797095
    >In short: Can we ski, a'la tribes?
    I like the cut of your jib, anon.
    >Say Panzer, what does Katherine look like again?
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)20:46 No.18797105
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    >us when we find a plane
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)20:47 No.18797117
    Time to push the martian scum off our world.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)20:48 No.18797126
    Tank strikers are skiing all day, erry day.
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    MFW over-the-hill british officer receives repermand for attempting CAS from a heavy tank striker.


    MFW it works.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)20:49 No.18797134
    HQ: make the martians pay for their treachery

    Everone else, all at once: [vgs]
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)20:50 No.18797136
    also, in after panzer while I'm here
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)20:50 No.18797143
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    >mfw everything you just asked is glorious
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/20/12(Fri)20:53 No.18797171
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    "Why in the king's name do we have a sodding tracked coffin in MY MOTOR POOL?" Rage seems to seep into your voice, as you don't want to some poor bugger riding that into battle.

    The engineer doesn't flinch. " Last time I checked ma'am, I am just a lowly engineer who fixes things for pants-less girls. You probably want the QM, she's the nut who asked for one! If you asked me, I'd rather have pre-war french tanks. At least they didn't being complete deathtraps...."

    He continues to go on about how every tank ever made is better then the Grant, but you automatically tune him out. You make a mental mote to yourself, go strangle the quartermaster.
    But first, >Breaking in dem new strikers
    >What load-out if you want to roll with?
    >>Black prince mode
    >>Why can't I hold all these 290mm?
    >>75mm generic mode?

    Tonk strikers have two modes,
    Fast out of combat, can go fast, but quick maneuvers drain magical energy like a bitch
    Walking mode, for quick maneuvers in combat, knees unlock letting one take cover or enter buildings and whatnot

    Whatever your mind wants~ (I havent decided)
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)20:54 No.18797182
    Black Princess
    >> ADF 04/20/12(Fri)20:55 No.18797198
    >Whatever your mind wants~ (I havent decided)
    Well spotted, Panzer.
    So, Kat's a brit, right?
    I'll see what I can come up with.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/20/12(Fri)20:55 No.18797201
    >"At least they wern't complete deathtraps...."
    Fucking doing two things at once
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)20:56 No.18797203
    > but quick maneuvers drain magical energy like a bitch

    secure two bandoliers of juice boxes

    >>Why can't I hold all these 290mm?
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)20:57 No.18797215
    75mm mode, the black prince mode cumbersome and the 290mm mortar while awesome is pretty specialized and I'd rather not go that load out unless we're up against a bunker that we need to take out.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)20:58 No.18797219
    Test it out with a not-fucktarded loadout. We're an experienced witch, right? We know how to properly win battles.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/20/12(Fri)20:58 No.18797220
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    Flamethrower all day erry day. Burn them all and let God sort them out, what what.
    >> Starasp 04/20/12(Fri)21:00 No.18797240
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    Black Princess looks cool.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:01 No.18797245
    We don't have trouble punching through Alium armor at this point in the war, do we? If there's been heavily armored aliums, we oughta the Black Princess, if not, the more maneuverable vanilla 75mm
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:02 No.18797250

    Black Princess because the Churchill's already a slow sodding tank, also because 17 pounders are good.
    In other news any chance we'll get Cromwells?
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:03 No.18797262
    Black Princess. We've got the experience to MAKE it work, cumbersome or not.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/20/12(Fri)21:06 No.18797286
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    Even your small peni.. I mean 75mm gun has a decent chance of frontally penetrating the bog-standard martian land units. Some of the heavier ones however....

    Mid-season upgrades~ (TDLR not any time soon comrade, KV with frontal armor for your troubles )

    Getting a drink, then WRITING AGAIN
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:08 No.18797307
    >That chest

    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:09 No.18797312
    >dat frontal protection
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/20/12(Fri)21:10 No.18797324
    Is she trying to smuggle melons?
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:11 No.18797325
    >Bouncing shells
    >> Hodo Astartes 04/20/12(Fri)21:12 No.18797337
    Oh dear.
    I hope we can change that one for something more agile any time soon.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:15 No.18797378
    Mortar mode: ENGADGE
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:24 No.18797479
    Is the crocodile an option?
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:26 No.18797496
    I vote the 290 mortar. I'd like to, you know, potentially damage something.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:28 No.18797518
    ...Something very big and very slow.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:30 No.18797538
    I have no idea whose winning right now.
    >> Starasp 04/20/12(Fri)21:30 No.18797544
    Something like a fucking bunker, sure.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/20/12(Fri)21:30 No.18797553
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    "So where is the qm?"

    "Probably fighting a hangover at her desk." The young engineer replies as he packs up his equipment. He turns and tells his co-workers that they should get something to eat. "Wait!" he shouts as his fellow engineers turn to leave. " Which cook was it this morning?"

    "The ger..." you get out before you are cut off.

    "Let's go into town for some grub then guys. I don't want a liquid breakfast again." He turns his head back towards you as he leaves. " It's all ready if you want to take it for a spin Colonel. Just try not to break it yet, we just got it."

    Before he is even halfway to the doorway, you take your boots off, climb up the bay's ladder, and slide into the strikers. you hear the magical engines roar as they are pumped full of magical juice. With practiced efficiency, you equip your body armor other assorted gubbins, and lug the giant 17pdr over your shoulder.

    >Let's test the reaction time of our brand new mobile sui... striker unit
    >I don't fucking know you tell me
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:31 No.18797557
    It's a mortar, it's meant primarily for targets we can't miss. Big extremely slow stuff that makes a crawling snail look fast, entrenchments or large groups of lightly armored stuff that we can drop it in the middle of. It is not meant for tank-tank combat.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:31 No.18797562
    We're a goddamn Churchill. We're already big and slow...
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:31 No.18797566
    >Let's test the reaction time of our brand new mobile sui... striker unit

    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/20/12(Fri)21:32 No.18797568
    Jesus! I know exactly how planefag feels, and I write only half of what he does, that shit took me like some 30~ minutes to write
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:32 No.18797571
    Let's get that Black Prince mojo coming!
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:32 No.18797574

    >> Humakt is all for Peace 04/20/12(Fri)21:32 No.18797578

    Gotta go fast.
    >> Starasp 04/20/12(Fri)21:33 No.18797584
    >get squadmates
    >use grant for paintshell target practice
    >> Hodo Astartes 04/20/12(Fri)21:33 No.18797587
    Gotta go breakfast!
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    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/20/12(Fri)21:35 No.18797606
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    >Let's test the reaction time of our brand new mobile suit
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:36 No.18797607
    >visit QM

    "Wake up, sweet cheeks. Explain why men under my command are riding into battle in that deathtrap."
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:36 No.18797609
    >"accidently" give everyone live rounds
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:37 No.18797616
    >forget to switch to paintshells
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:37 No.18797620
    We're a Churchill with a fucking 17pounder, we're not going to go all that fast. We do however have a very big gun.

    Take our new ride for a spin and get a lay of the land so we know where we can run effective training for the ladies under our command.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:39 No.18797641
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/20/12(Fri)21:42 No.18797676
    Test reaction, find QM
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:45 No.18797716
    Gun our baby, lets see how fast we can go, and who we can scare the shit out of. Also, make sure we roar by the QM so they can suffer for the piece of shit in our hanger.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/20/12(Fri)21:46 No.18797730
    Why is everyone talking shit about the grant? Sure it was shit, but that's not its fault it was a stopgap tank thrown together by half drunken idiots to fill in before the real tanks got issued.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:46 No.18797731
    Let's troll the QM. Tell her we want to replace everything with Leichttraktors. EVERYTHING
    >> Starasp 04/20/12(Fri)21:47 No.18797746
    Because we still have one in 1943.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/20/12(Fri)21:48 No.18797751
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    There is only one option when driving a bipedal version of a 51 ton tank.... And that is to see how fast you can make it go! You dismount your new metal legs from the bay with an audible clank and feel the ground under your feet.* You walk outside, and the midday sun is shining bright, just how long where you in there drooling over your strikers?

    Once your eyes finally adjust, you see several ground crews readying spitfires in case of alien air-raids, pilots being pilots nearby while the ground crews do all the work, and not much else. RAF Moreton Valence is a short drive to Gloucester, and some naval base is not too far down south....

    >Where do you go?
    >How fast should you go?
    *not really your feet but you get that already
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:49 No.18797769
    Couple laps around the base. We've got a Change of Command ceremony in bit, remember?
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:50 No.18797777
    To the Quarter master, as loud as possible, not fast but loud!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/20/12(Fri)21:50 No.18797783
    >Where do you go?
    To find the QM
    >How fast should you go?
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/20/12(Fri)21:50 No.18797785
    Oh ok, i wouldn't want it in my unit but still it's not its fault it sucked, that is all i wanted to say.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:51 No.18797791
    It's the retarded puppy of WWII tanks. It's stupid and useless but I can't help but feel a bit sorry for it. It just looks so dumb that you can't help but have a twinge of sympathy for it, but you'd never ask it do anything important.

    Get a look around the base, try to find good areas for combat exercises. Hills, interesting cover, ambush spots, places where our girls are encouraged to utilize creativity and ingenuity in their tactics.

    Get some speed out of it but also see how it handles rough terrain.

    After a few rounds around the base find the QM.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:51 No.18797795
    QM. Stomping speed.
    >> Hodo Astartes 04/20/12(Fri)21:52 No.18797806
    >Where do you go?
    >How fast should you go?
    Ramming Speed!
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:53 No.18797825
    >MFW I have Quad 7's on my 7th post in this quest ever.
    >MFW I don't have a face that fits
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/20/12(Fri)21:53 No.18797827
    That's what im saying, you wouldn't call a Retarded person a piece of shit because they can't do things as well.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:55 No.18797836
    But the Grant doesn't have feelings.

    It exists only to derp.
    >> Hodo Astartes 04/20/12(Fri)21:56 No.18797844
    A retarded person entrusted with my very life on the other hand...
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:56 No.18797845
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    Party hard on #swq @rizon.net to fap with your fellow quest-goers
    >> Starasp 04/20/12(Fri)21:56 No.18797850
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    A tank isn't a people though.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/20/12(Fri)21:57 No.18797866
    I guess what im saying is i just feel sorry for it, if i was in WW2 and offered a bren carrier or a grant i'd take the bren carrier.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:57 No.18797868
    >implying it isn't
    i shiggy diggy do
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:58 No.18797870

    You know how hotdog are sold 10 to a pack while buns are sold 8 to a pack?

    That's the kind of stupid the Grant is.

    It can't help it, it really cant. But it's not inaccurate to call it horrible or personify it as the "Slow" member of the family.

    You can't round up all the designers and shoot them, so the Grant gets to shoulder the hate.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)21:59 No.18797881
    >hands around her neck
    >not groping her while she can't block
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:00 No.18797897
    >Deep Striker

    Some steh dry and othehs feehl theh pehn
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:01 No.18797903
    >They're trying to fly the tank!

    And yeah, to the QM at FLANK SPEED. Oh wait that's navy. TOP SPEED.

    Everyone will get out of the way when they see the Colonel driving around like a loon on the fancy new treads.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:04 No.18797940
    Yoshika is a good girl, she only gropes by accident!
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:04 No.18797941
    I have a small, unrelated question. Though this quest is quite welcome in its own right, might I ask what has happened to planefag and SWQ?
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:04 No.18797945
    >It's the retarded puppy of WWII tanks.
    T-28 says hi.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:05 No.18797951
    finals week
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:05 No.18797956
    My buns come in packs of eight...
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:05 No.18797961
    >Gets startled
    >Automatically reaches to grope whatever scared her
    >Hands change position depending on the groped's gender

    Yes. "Accidents".
    >> Starasp 04/20/12(Fri)22:06 No.18797968
    He has work and finals and things to do, couldn't do it this week.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:07 No.18797977
    >implying throwing your hands out and grabbing is not the normal reaction to being startled

    you yanks are weird as hell
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:07 No.18797980
    At least he has finals. Oh well.

    I agree that the T-28 sucks. The Grant/Lee is still pretty damn bad though.
    >> Major Airlift 04/20/12(Fri)22:08 No.18797991
    I get hotdogs and buns in packs of eight.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:09 No.18797993
    Always female. Always.

    I don't remember her groping someone like this. Actually, I only remember her groping Charlotte, and it's not like there are a lot of other places to touch in her case.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:10 No.18798004
    >Panzerhexen> Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
    >Panzerhexen> KHAN
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:10 No.18798006
    Have you not read the latest SWQ?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/20/12(Fri)22:10 No.18798009
    The normal reaction for us yanks is to grab a gun and start shooting, unless you're a pussy, or in North Dakota. God, I love America.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:10 No.18798010
    he's referring to SWQ, where Yoshika got startled and grabbed our balls
    >> Hodo Astartes 04/20/12(Fri)22:10 No.18798011
    Well, it was not mass produced and delivered to the frontlines. So it doesn't really count.

    MC was fiercely groped.
    >> Major Airlift 04/20/12(Fri)22:10 No.18798016
    She groped MC. Then claimed it was an accident.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:12 No.18798032
    Ah, yes. That.
    No, I haven't been reading that. Actually, I like to pretend it doesn't exist. My apologies, but I have my own reasons for that.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:13 No.18798041
    >implying the Lee didn't provide the platform for amazing M7 Priest or the testbed for the 75mm gun that would be developed for the Sherman
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:13 No.18798043
    Buttmad ground crew detected.
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    >not reading SWQ


    Why are you here then?

    >> Major Airlift 04/20/12(Fri)22:15 No.18798057
    Go read SWQ! It's 3523622 times better than TWQ(no offense panzer).
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:15 No.18798065
    It also has a huge headstart!

    (Go for it Panzer)
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/20/12(Fri)22:15 No.18798067
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    Trudefag/GroundCrew/Malleroy/Edison detected.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/20/12(Fri)22:16 No.18798071
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    Sorry, says I need to reformat my huge block of text, give me minute to re-re-rewrite this shit

    I also managed to beat capcha 15 times in a row, new personal best, but NOOO YOUR WRITING IS SPAM
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    I feel that there is great anal anguish in your past. Tell us a tale, stranger.
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    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 04/20/12(Fri)22:18 No.18798095
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    ... are you from /a/? Do you hate planefag? Was your waifu beaten out by Minna? What is your favorite colour and where will you be next Tuesday? What is the capital of Assyria?
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:18 No.18798097
    >cheese sandwich
    I don't get this reference, I must say.
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    > I have my own reasons for that
    Story tiem?
    >> Major Airlift 04/20/12(Fri)22:19 No.18798102
    You mean was your waifu beaten out by cupcake?
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:20 No.18798129
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/20/12(Fri)22:21 No.18798136
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    As much as your subconscious screams at you to hip-check the quartermaster, your inability to get bloodstains out of your dress uniform prevents you from carrying it out...

    As you tread out into the field, you finally get a good look at the base. Some hangars, a control tower with an attached complex, and a few independent buildings here and there. The countryside isnt much better, being almost all field, with a few trees kicking around

    You switch the striker to "skate mode". The soles of your feet get slick as the striker generates something that makes your feel slick, you aren't a scientist! Even lugging around the 17pdr, you can manage to top out at a decent speed, your speedometer on your breastplate seems to cap out at around 30km/h, not bad for an infantry tank.

    >Roll a d6 to see if you end up getting bogged down in the mud. First roll gets it
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:22 No.18798142
    rolled 13 = 13

    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 04/20/12(Fri)22:22 No.18798146
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    No... I meant Minna. Cupcakesi is a maybe at the current moment.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:22 No.18798151
    rolled 6 = 6


    whoops my bad
    >> Major Airlift 04/20/12(Fri)22:22 No.18798152
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Hodo Astartes 04/20/12(Fri)22:22 No.18798153
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:23 No.18798159
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:23 No.18798160

    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/20/12(Fri)22:23 No.18798169
    Here we go, Tank Magical Girl
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:24 No.18798174
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    rolled 4 = 4

    time to go fast!
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:24 No.18798175
    >in a Strike Witches quest
    oh my god Panzer what are you doing
    >> Major Airlift 04/20/12(Fri)22:24 No.18798182
    Lost his mind probably.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/20/12(Fri)22:24 No.18798184
    Hmm. Didn't roll. For the best I suppose.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:24 No.18798185
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:25 No.18798189
    He's just trying to mess with you. Cupcakeski is just a quick fling at best.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:25 No.18798193
    Assur is the capital of the Ancient Assyrian Empire. Also the name of their main deity, if I recall correctly the epitaphs of their kings.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:25 No.18798194
    Yes. No. That's my problem with this quest. Green. Home. Assur.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:26 No.18798201
    rolled 4 = 4

    Its just a beacon for the trudefags to think that all hope is not yet lost [Spoilersdontworkon/tg/] I is [/Spoilersdontworkon/tg/]
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:26 No.18798204
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    Trudefag spotted.

    commencing strike
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:27 No.18798211
    rolled 2 = 2

    Fuck what is worng with me today
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/20/12(Fri)22:28 No.18798219
    >That's my problem with this quest.

    But *this* quest doesn't have any of those characters.

    Perhaps you meant to say *that* quest.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 04/20/12(Fri)22:29 No.18798234
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    ... Well, succint answer.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:29 No.18798237
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    >passionate enough to disown the quest
    >motivated enough to post about it
    >not 50/50 on even caring enough to draw their next breath

    yah, nah.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:32 No.18798262
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    I have no goddamn idea what you people are talking about, but it dallies into WWII, and that intrigues me greatly. I wish to know more.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:33 No.18798270
    I like that the MC in this quest is married. Prevents waifu wars.

    Just wanna know what the situation is with our kids. We have to mail back war trophies for them.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/20/12(Fri)22:34 No.18798283
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    Today is a good day to be a witch, unlike fellow armoured units, your soul isn't weighed down by gravity, and your treads don't even sink at all when you drive over a hidden patch of mud. You even manage to avoid getting any on you! You finish a few laps witch your Princess, and bring her back to the hangar.

    >Mudraker status = Pushed off our tracks

    You shrug off your heavy gear, and dismount from your striker like a 30 year veteran. You put your boots back on and wonder... "Where the fuck is the quartermasters office again?"

    >Oh god what do now? There isn't a sexy witch with sweater puppies to ask this time!
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:34 No.18798286
    On behalf of everyone at SWQ, I'd like to say goodbye and good riddance. Say hi to yurifan and goose for us.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:35 No.18798293
    We are a witch.

    Our magic requires a focus to work.

    in this case tank treads, turning us into a tank/infantry hybrid.

    other witches use them to power magiv engines.

    The martians from War of the Worlds invaded during WWII.

    We're kicking them off our world
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:35 No.18798296
    Both quests, actually. But enough of that. This is another thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:35 No.18798299
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    >I like that the MC in this quest is married. Prevents waifu wars.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:35 No.18798303
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/20/12(Fri)22:35 No.18798304
    Ok. Magical girls without pants fighting aliens in magic leg things modeled after WWII tanks and planes. Oh, and Tesla just invented a flying shark plane. And the M3 Grant still is the retarded bastard child of WWII tanks. That will never change, despite the magic flying loli's
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:36 No.18798305
    Aww, I wanted to drive the tank INTO the QM's office.

    We're a colonel. That's one step below general. We might very well be the ranking officer on this base.

    I suggest we just follow the signs, or grab the nearest enlisted man/witch and ask for directions.
    >> Hodo Astartes 04/20/12(Fri)22:36 No.18798308
    Ask breakfast witch for the way?
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:36 No.18798311
    To the Mess, presumably lunch will be slightly more solid than breakfast was.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:37 No.18798316
    Wander about till we find the QM, then we bitch them out about the piece of junk cluttering up our hanger.we may need to Way-Leigh a random solider may be required to get directions/guide.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/20/12(Fri)22:37 No.18798324
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    >deep striker
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/20/12(Fri)22:38 No.18798328
    Write to kids and husband. Kick the cook's ass, since you SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DRINK EGGS DAMMIT! Aquire flammenwerfer, werf aliums with flammen.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:39 No.18798336
    And take sexy pictures to send to our husband.

    Then we have an excuse to have the drawfags make sexy pics of us.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:40 No.18798340

    Interesting, most interesting indeed. This is quite the intriguing setting, I think I shall begin my quest to learn more about just where this information stems from.

    Also, yes. The Grant is the bastard child of many drunken romps with many different designers, and none of them were any good.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:41 No.18798352
    > begin my quest to learn more about just where this information stems from

    Don't bother, the anime is nothing but creepy fanservice and pantyshots of underage girls.

    these quests are literally the best things to come out of that series
    >> Hodo Astartes 04/20/12(Fri)22:42 No.18798361
    This is the archive of the initial quest about this.
    It's about pilots, though. Because that was the premise of the original show.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/20/12(Fri)22:43 No.18798370
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    >pantyshots of underage girls.

    don't make it sound like it's a bad thing

    It's all about moderation
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/20/12(Fri)22:44 No.18798377
    Plus the writefaggotry they are getting is some of the best /tg/'s gotten in years.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:44 No.18798384
    >someone liking perrine

    what the fuck is this?
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:45 No.18798396

    and the drawfag dont forget him.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/20/12(Fri)22:46 No.18798398
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    >> Major Airlift 04/20/12(Fri)22:46 No.18798402
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    Crix is a weirdo. May not even be human.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:46 No.18798404
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    not likely
    >> ScreenCap Machine 04/20/12(Fri)22:46 No.18798406
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    I see... Thanks for the warning kind friend.


    Thanks for the info, fine gentlemen such as yourself is why I do so enjoy /tg/.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/20/12(Fri)22:46 No.18798408
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    True. Here's a bit of his work.
    >> Major Airlift 04/20/12(Fri)22:47 No.18798419

    Actual first thread that never made it to suptg.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:49 No.18798433
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    >Get on
    >See this thread

    ...I am disappointed by the implications of throwing around "Trudefag" as an insult...
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:50 No.18798450
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    Vae Victis
    >> Starasp 04/20/12(Fri)22:50 No.18798451
    Eh. If you do watch the show don't take it too seriously, it's supposed to be over the top bullshit but I find it funny at times. Anyone that tells you otherwise was probably expecting something more serious than what they got. Or can't stand the panty-shots every 5 seconds during fights. I get past that by blasting Amon Amarth, Dragonforce, and Sabaton during them though, works just fine.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/20/12(Fri)22:51 No.18798454
    Most of them are sore losers. Mind you, the Minnafags aren't much better.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/20/12(Fri)22:51 No.18798460
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    It's Ameile

    She's also from France.
    >> Humakt is all for Peace 04/20/12(Fri)22:51 No.18798465
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    Well, after last time everyones gotten kinda big on Cupcakeski. Not that I can blame them, she's got one hell of a filling.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/20/12(Fri)22:52 No.18798471
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    You look around for someone to get directions from, and you spot two people. It looks to be Captain Wittmann and some luftwaffle prick. Your stomach growls at the poor joke. Maybe you should get something to eat? You shake your head to dislodge such thoughts, you have a mission and it's your top priority. As you approach you here them speaking in German to each-other, and you regret not ever learning any...

    >What do you say?
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:53 No.18798488
    It really varies with the Minnafags. Some are pretty cool guys.
    >> Starasp 04/20/12(Fri)22:54 No.18798497
    Ich schluckte einen Bleistift.

    It means good day.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:54 No.18798500
    Good afternoon Wittmann, I was wondering if either of you two had seen the QM, I have some questions that demand an answer.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:54 No.18798503

    Just walk up to them.

    If they don't fucking go to attention and salute, YOU SMOKE THEM INTO THE GROUND

    >> The_Piano_Maker 04/20/12(Fri)22:55 No.18798516

    And of the Trudefags there are none?


    I vote for this. If they do go to show the proper respect, then go to this:

    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:55 No.18798517
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:56 No.18798518
    "And what vulgarities might you girls be discussing today?"
    >> Hodo Astartes 04/20/12(Fri)22:56 No.18798526
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    Ich sag also zu ihr: Schätzchen, sag ich; du hast vielleicht Eier, uns sowas als Frühstück vorzusetzen.
    >> ScreenCap Machine 04/20/12(Fri)22:56 No.18798529
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    I have to say, after all you gentlemen have told me, this seems to be a very interesting plot. Myself, being a enormously large World War 2 fanatic and researcher, cannot help but be drawn in by the little quips here and there. I shall most likely skulk around these threads in the future to learn more, and bite my tongue at the historical inaccuracies by reminding myself that "This is fiction, don't correct them and be a dick."

    Thanks for all the help, continue on without my interrupting.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/20/12(Fri)22:58 No.18798542
    >Captain Price
    You'll fit in here quite well.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)22:59 No.18798554
    Honestly, yes. And that incudes you and your faggy "I made some shitty image macros so planefag should suck my cock" attitude.
    >> The_Piano_Maker 04/20/12(Fri)23:00 No.18798569



    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/20/12(Fri)23:00 No.18798571
    Ich liebe deine mutti in meiner freizeit.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:01 No.18798582
    If you look into the Light Novels, though, you can "tune out" the pantyshot aspect since it's almost all text.

    The first Soumus Misfits novel is finally fully translated on Baka-Tsuki... that's about it for the official stuff. However the Desert Witches storylines from the doujin series are actually pretty good and are pretty much completely translated if you look around for them. While the Art and Writing are done by Firstspear, the character designs and storylines are collaborative with Fumikane so they're mostly canon.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/20/12(Fri)23:03 No.18798597
    You can switch out liebe for fick if you please.
    >> ScreenCap Machine 04/20/12(Fri)23:03 No.18798605

    Sorry, one last thing.

    Not Captain Prince, Major Blackmore from Company of Heroes: Opposing Fronts. Great WWII RTS (possibly the best ever) if you haven't played it check it out.

    That's it! No more interrupting from me.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:06 No.18798628
    Feel free to alert us to any glaring inaccuracies.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/20/12(Fri)23:06 No.18798630
    God dammit. Looks like Price from CoD2. You know, when they weren't all "OMG WE EDGY, WE KILL CIVILIANS." And less little kids.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:06 No.18798631
    >Historical inaccuracies

    Honestly, the only major one is that there are chicks flying around with planes for legs and no pants. Everything else is pretty gorram accurate.

    Anything that is out of place otherwise could easily be explained by the nations of the world pooling their resources to kick alium ass. For example, Hitler and Himmler getting eaten (and Goering getting shot by Udet) allowed sane people (Doenitz and Speer) to be put in charge of Germany, so their logistics have been returned to "non-stupid" status. Same with Japan, and the IJN deposing the IJA as the junta in power.

    Just wait until the end of the thread, and the archivalfag will post the current archive of everything posted so far, including all of the quest posts, the historical timeline, and all of the various writefaggotry and drawfaggotry.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 04/20/12(Fri)23:07 No.18798647

    I didn't realize the little kid dying was the "edgy" part of MW3 until someone told me. Real copout.
    >> The_Piano_Maker 04/20/12(Fri)23:07 No.18798655

    >Company of Heroes: Opposing Fronts

    Yes, you'll fit in fine here.

    Nothing better than packing up your entire 2nd Army base and moving it, then watching as the enemy scourers the map looking for it.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:09 No.18798673
    Firefly was cancelled, brownshit.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:09 No.18798675
    >Company of Heroes: Opposing Fronts


    Fart into the radio

    Yes sir!

    >> Hodo Astartes 04/20/12(Fri)23:09 No.18798677
    Alternatively also:
    treibs mit (demands ablative)
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/20/12(Fri)23:10 No.18798680
    I know. At least the Juggernaut bit made up for that somewhat. Ending was awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:12 No.18798700
    Alright, alright. "God-damn."

    >> ScreenCap Machine 04/20/12(Fri)23:14 No.18798711
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    You fine gentlemen keep dragging me out of my word of silence! Curses!


    Well, my only qualm was said before by panzerhexen, who exclaimed that the character unequipped a 17pdr (presumably the 76.2 Firefly VC varient) and then exclaimed that it was "... not bad for an infantry tank." Which presumably means an Infantry support tank, which the VC was not. I also saw mention of a Churchhill mk IV which IS an IST, and so the AVRE which was also mentioned.

    Sorry, I'm sure I'm looking at this out of context and me stating this is stupid but it's just something I noticed, call it my retard-strength OCD from school kicking in. So if not, I'm sorry for causing a stir.


    Yes indeed, Brits 4 lyfe, as they say. Though I recommend the "Normand 1944" mod, if you want an extra kick in the balls for upped difficulty and 100 times more realism, google it.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/20/12(Fri)23:18 No.18798744
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    Part of operation troll-gasam from the last thread

    They thought they where getting to command a lee, then a black prince, then no anon, you are the pantsless sparkle witch

    (And the MC can swap out different Churchill weapons for different missions)

    Capcha NTRyours squigles
    are you telling me something Capcha?
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:18 No.18798750
    Indeed. You'll fit right in here. Oh, by the way, this picture? >>18798404

    That's Erwin Rommel jumping out of a fridge he hid in to punch David Stirling in the face. That actually happened in the quest.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/20/12(Fri)23:18 No.18798752
    Indeed i'm downloading now, the hard computer just does not cut it anymore.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:18 No.18798754
    Yeah. One of my friends was too chickenshit to cuss like a man insted of useing that. Annoyed the fuck out of me.
    >> ScreenCap Machine 04/20/12(Fri)23:23 No.18798782

    Ah, one of the Black Prince prototypes. I should have known, shame on me. Sorry for the disturbance I have caused kind sir, it seems I have done much derailing.


    Excellent. You will not be disappointed, it is refreshing to see the focus on the combat and tactics, as the values ascribed to the units are more real. Also, artillery is more devastating, and has a reasonable blast radius, and that, as a British/Canadians player, pleased me greatly. I'm sure you will enjoy it sir.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/20/12(Fri)23:30 No.18798846
    Well that's good i hate that it usually comes down to just who can spawn the most tanks soonest.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:30 No.18798850
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    posting in a panzer thread

    huh...never thought I'd actually be saying it
    also, it might be because i'm slightly tipsy, but where did it say we were married? and when is next SWQ? i get that PF's got exams and stuff, but i missed his announcement or w/e

    time for tanks
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:31 No.18798852
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    >Well that's good i hate that it usually comes down to just who can spawn the most tanks soonest.

    Sounds like IRL WWII....
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/20/12(Fri)23:31 No.18798859
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    As you get closer, you see that her friend isn't only wearing pants, but blue Luftwaffe shorts.

    "Good morning Captain and...?"

    "Oberleutnant Manfred, Mobile AA gunner from 5th Company Ma'am." The man with the Luftwaffe outfit says, as he salutes. Wittmann follows suit.

    "Sorry about earlier Colonel. Knispel just frustrates me, how can somebody that good in combat be so lax...?" She trails off. "Oh did you need something?"

    "Yes, where is the sodding quartermaster? I have to get an answer from them, about why we have one of those blasted M3 freak tanks in our motor-pool."

    Manfred pipes up. "Her office is near the briefing room, near the control tower."

    Giving them a cheerful wave, you head towards the control tower, a slight smile on your face. For a pair of Krauts, they weren't half-bad.

    >Get something bigger then your shitty Webley Revolver from the armoury
    >Put pants on to mean SERIOUS BUSINESS
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:33 No.18798875
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:34 No.18798887
    Put on our yelling pants, we wear them when we plan on going full drill sergeant levels of angry at incompetent subordinates.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/20/12(Fri)23:34 No.18798889
    What the hell is wrong with the person who thought up that enfield?
    Get something bigger then your shitty Webley Revolver from the armoury
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:34 No.18798891
    >Put pants on to mean SERIOUS BUSINESS

    This is some serious bullshit.
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    is that an enfield with a magazine? HERESY
    also, don pants for maximum serious
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:35 No.18798908
    >Put pants on to mean SERIOUS BUSINESS
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/20/12(Fri)23:36 No.18798917

    >>Get something bigger then your shitty Webley Revolver from the armoury

    >Implying there's something bigger than a .455 bullet that we can get from the armory
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/20/12(Fri)23:37 No.18798928
    That M3 needs to be taken out behind the shed and shot.
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    >put pants on
    >> Major Airlift 04/20/12(Fri)23:38 No.18798938
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    >Put pants on to mean SERIOUS BUSINESS

    Pants are srsbizniz
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/20/12(Fri)23:38 No.18798945
    If memory serves me, Kath has a Mk4, so its a .380''
    Mind you, that could probably still wound if not outright kill someone
    >> The_Piano_Maker 04/20/12(Fri)23:39 No.18798949

    >That M3 needs to be taken out behind the shed and shot.

    Now, now, there must be some ranch out in the country side were "less than useful" AFVs go to live out their days...
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/20/12(Fri)23:40 No.18798972
    You mean the scrapyard?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/20/12(Fri)23:41 No.18798974
    It is definitely time for SRS BZNZ pants
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:41 No.18798979
    It's like telling your kids that their dead pet was sent to live it's life at the farm upstate rather than telling them that it's dead and buried under the porch. You don't want to upset them.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/20/12(Fri)23:42 No.18798983
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    Huh, so there is probably is something bigger in the armory then.

    Seriously, fightan aliums. y u no use biggest bullet?
    >> The_Piano_Maker 04/20/12(Fri)23:42 No.18798986

    Oh man, this really is just like putting a dog down...

    Boneyards aren't too terrible...

    Man, you're right, we just have to put this thing down painlessly...
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:44 No.18799007
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    Let's put that M3 to good use and load it onto this.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/20/12(Fri)23:49 No.18799045
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    I was planning on ending it at the QM tonight, but I have a stupid amount of energy right now. Is there anything else you guys would like done before lolQM time?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/20/12(Fri)23:49 No.18799048
    Thats why I say we shoot it. Right in the back. Won't feel a thing. Just BAM! its dead. Like Lenny in of Mice and Men.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:50 No.18799059
    Visit our husband if he's free. Give him a kiss, call him honey, ask if he wants to yell at a stupid ass QM with us, it'll be romantic and you know how much I love it when we berate someone together.
    >> The_Piano_Maker 04/20/12(Fri)23:50 No.18799061

    Wanted to meet the other girls.

    Especially this Texan gal I've heard about
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:50 No.18799062
    Take sexy pics for our husband
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:50 No.18799063
    You said our husband is the commander of the non-witch members of our unit, right? Lets grab him before we hit up the QM. I mean, it would be *his* men who would get stuck in that piece of shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:50 No.18799067
    we should probably get lunch. it's hard to be righteously indignant on an empty stomach. plus, gives us witch-trolling opportunities
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:51 No.18799077
    We're an experienced ground combat warrior, not a blasted pilot.
    >> Anonymous 04/20/12(Fri)23:56 No.18799126
    No, we get ALL the witches together and make a "girls of the africa corps" callender.

    It's for morale!
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/21/12(Sat)00:02 No.18799187
    You mean girls of the 101st.
    And no. Were an officer and a gentle lady, we do not command our subordinates to be floozies.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/21/12(Sat)00:02 No.18799189
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    >Husband this shit up
    2nd Company is waiting for german panzers before they link up with the rest of the battalion
    >Other witches
    Good idea whom do you want to mee...
    >Texan witch
    Fuck. Since people have such an interest in her, I don't want to introduce her wrong
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:02 No.18799191
    >MC is married
    I don't remember that from the previous thread.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/21/12(Sat)00:03 No.18799201

    Godammit /tg/.
    As soon as the fact you have a vigina comes out you always come up with this shit.
    when the obvious conclusion we should come to is to play with ourself.
    >> Major Airlift 04/21/12(Sat)00:03 No.18799204
    It's in the timeline.

    Panzer, relink all that crap pl0x.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:03 No.18799207
    It was from the character timeline. He's a Major we met in the trenches in 1917.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:04 No.18799209
    Texan while lunching.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/21/12(Sat)00:04 No.18799211
    You didn't know you didnt wear pants last thread either~

    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/21/12(Sat)00:04 No.18799217
    Husband. Time to see if he got letters from the kiddies.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:04 No.18799218
    Then make it so that she happens to not be there when we meet the other witches. Introduce her separately?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:05 No.18799221
    either husband or lunchtimes. maybe both
    >> Starasp 04/21/12(Sat)00:05 No.18799226
    Go find our husbando.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:05 No.18799228
    Husband this shit. I'd like to see him and he's the on whose men might have to drive the Grant.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:06 No.18799238
    We suggested the male MC of SWQ do the same thing with the rest of the guys on base. Here at /tg/, we're equal opertunity perverts.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:07 No.18799252
    Husbando modo.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/21/12(Sat)00:07 No.18799254
    Way to halfpost fuckface god~

    Husband is in charge of 2nd company, he is a few (dozen) miles away atm

    I don't want to introduce the texas tonk just yet because I don't have her down pat yet, but never fear! I shall have your sexy San Antonio tanned slu... waifu ready soon~

    Captcha Department situps; Are you tryin to tell me something ?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/21/12(Sat)00:08 No.18799263
    >We're Equal Opportunity Perverts.
    This needs to become the board motto.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:10 No.18799275
    So our options are
    >husband is not here
    >Oh god oh god don't pick the texan
    Okay then. Let's just go get lunch.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:10 No.18799281
    >that pic
    Whose up to seeing if we can get Minna to serve us beer in a bunnysuit next time on SWQ?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:10 No.18799282
    Very well then. Find Major Helen Roberts, she's our direct subordinate and we'll end up delegating a lot to her. Invite her to have lunch.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:10 No.18799283
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    wait, we're in charge of 1st company and our husbando is in charge of 2nd company? shenanigans inbound
    someone make a banner. submit it to moot. i'd laugh
    >> The_Piano_Maker 04/21/12(Sat)00:12 No.18799299

    My vote is to continue over to the Quartermaster, figure out what the hell is wrong with out motorpool, and possible introduce ourselves to more witches on the way.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:12 No.18799306
    Lunch and introductions sounds good
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:13 No.18799308
    you know, i'd be okay with this if patton hadn't cockblocked us last time...certain non-PG things need to happen first...maybe beer can be involved too
    [spoilersdontworkon/tg/]not waifuing, but MC's gotta be blue-balled to hell and back[/spoilersdontworkon/tg/]
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/21/12(Sat)00:13 No.18799309
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    Panzer, ADF here, its done comrade.

    Sorry for the shitty detail. Im running on caffeine buzz here and I can feel my hand shaking. I wanted to improve it more, though.

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:15 No.18799332
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    >Dat hair

    Got a little bit of Misa going on. I like.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/21/12(Sat)00:15 No.18799335
    Oh and if you want a different hairstyle/face, let me know. I'll adjust it if necessary.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/21/12(Sat)00:16 No.18799347
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    Better then I can draw

    >Dat gun
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:17 No.18799358
    Cool pic. Also,
    >katherine KENT
    Tell me we named our son Clark.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:17 No.18799363
    I'm going to have to turn Subwitches into a quest if these *witch quest threads keep getting consistent drawfags.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:18 No.18799377
    Doesn't look bad for a 45 year old woman.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:18 No.18799381
    this idea makes me smile, if only because the quest threads/writefagging that have been occuring have been leagues better than the actual show
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:19 No.18799390

    Her head is kind of a weird shape. It shouldn't bulge that much at the top. Other than that, top notch.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:19 No.18799394
    You say that like it's difficult to surpass the show.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/21/12(Sat)00:20 No.18799397
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    You mean this? I got the plans from an anon a couple of SWQ threads back.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:21 No.18799403
    Yeah, I drew the original shit sketches, and I'm writing a short story about the USS Tullibee.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/21/12(Sat)00:22 No.18799416
    Oh, that was you? Thanks for the idea man. It was fun to draw.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:23 No.18799419

    Say, guys, is trolling like this common here on /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:23 No.18799424
    Don't thank me, thank all of the IRC and SWQ Thread. We all worked on it together.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:23 No.18799425
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    We named him Clark JR. After his father.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:23 No.18799429
    Sup /a/.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/21/12(Sat)00:23 No.18799430
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    He isn't trolling. It's true.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:24 No.18799431
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    oh it isnt at all. its just that aerial vehicle homosexual and now armored vehicle female magic user are doing better than strike witches ever did in terms of actual characterization...and they had budgets and shit. /tg/ i am proud
    i dunno if youre the original SubAnon or whatever, but in this alternate universe, did any countries other than japan invest in aircraft carrier subs a la the I-400 class? given the existence of striker units it'd make much more sense
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:26 No.18799451
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    Son. That ain't no troll.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:26 No.18799458
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:28 No.18799471

    Planefag has spoiled you guys...

    Back in my day, we had to walk barefoot to school! We waited HOURS for OP to delivar! AND WE LIKED IT!
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:28 No.18799472
    If I wanted to run a tank witch game, what would be the best system? Just changing up Dive into the Sky?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:28 No.18799473
    I don't know if I'm "original" or not (NavalAnon was working on his naval story before I even started thinking about things), but it's taking place in the SWQ universe. You'd have to ask Planefag for specifics, but I know I'm writing with the Substriker being a new invention.

    The original idea of the Substriker (something more like my shitty sketches) is the test-bed unit. ADF's substriker design is going to be the first production model unit. Before this time, as far as I'm concerned (and know), Substrikers did not exist, as the technology wasn't there.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/21/12(Sat)00:30 No.18799490
    Welcom, immigr/a/nt, to /tg/, where the folks are stark-raving idiots and semi-decent people at the same time.

    Enjoy your stay, contribute, dont feed the trolls, be awesome, yadayadayadayada . .

    Patience, comrade. Panzer will deliver, in time. Writing (and drawing) all this shit isnt that easy
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/21/12(Sat)00:31 No.18799503
    I'd think so.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/21/12(Sat)00:31 No.18799504
    I am god damn, keep your pants off

    I had the stupid idea of running Tonk witches in Dits, then I played it, and decided I was retarded
    Now I am resolving tank combat via off-screen flames of war rules

    but for running an actual tank witches game? Dits but hella modified
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:32 No.18799510
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    nah, im not talking about substrikers. the I-400 class was a class of subs designed to carry 3 little airplanes to bomb shit ever so ineffectively. with the existence of striker units, such subs could be drastically increased in power with only the most minor of design changes (and the considerations that putting teenage girls on a sub full of dudes would bring)
    dude, i'm FROM /a/. SW was decent, but imo these threads have done it more justice than it itself did. sigh, and please let's not turn this into a trollstorm
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:34 No.18799527
    DitS guys is refixerating it for ground/sea combat. I think. It might not be called Dive into the Sky any more though. Seeing as it will have ground/sea rules and all.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:34 No.18799536
    Ah, I thought you were asking if the substriker's existence had an impact. That'll teach me to skim through posts. No, I don't know. You'd have to ask Planefag. I imagine someone would have realized the potential hijinks a Striker-Equipped Witch Sub could inflict, though.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:35 No.18799541

    I was thinking more real time
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/21/12(Sat)00:37 No.18799557
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    Truly, these are dark times; you can remember field-kitches near the rat-infested trenches serving better grub than these Kraut cooks. Still, it would be much wiser to yell at the quartermaster with a full stomach and not some paltry liquid eggs and tea. As you enter the mess hall yet again, you spot a few witches you haven't seen before. By the kitchen, you can spot fixings for tea and a lot of little sandwiches with the crusts cut off on a large plate by the kitchen. Deciding that anything is better than liquid eggs, you grab a plate and a fistful of sandwiches and head over towards the unfamiliar witches....

    > Pale-redheaded waifu
    >Grey haired waifu
    >Long blonde hair waifu with good frontal armor?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:38 No.18799559
    >these threads have done it more justice than it itself did

    As in 'there's a fucking war going on and it is serious shit and we're fighting one, so let's be serious ourselves'? With this I must agree.
    You could have done it without the pants, the male MC and the harem stuff, but I guess that's asking for too much.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/21/12(Sat)00:38 No.18799564
    Real time as in with a group of friends at a table playing DITS?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:39 No.18799570
    >pale redhead
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:39 No.18799572
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    That armor's probably active. Let's avoid her and go to the Grey one. Grey haired girls are always good, right?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:40 No.18799575
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    nah, ive tried to keep up with the sub-striker stuff as best i can while not participating in the IRC. other than my issue with their operating at depth where they'd constantly have to keep low-level shields up to keep from getting crushed, it seems like a good idea.

    and yea, the addition of striker-unit equipped witches on a sub like the I-400 would at least double it's combat potential, especially since a striker+storage is maybe 1/2 the space of a real airplane, so double the offensive power
    either redhead or blonde with dat frontal armor
    yea, the actual seriousness of the war+the whole "we're sending 12 year olds into combat...there's something wrong with this"
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:40 No.18799577
    Because pantsless little girls are the ONLY people fighting the war, right?

    Besides, some writefags are focussing on witches, others aren't.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:41 No.18799580

    Not that bad, but over the internet. Not like a quest like this that's basically COYA.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/21/12(Sat)00:42 No.18799591
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    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:42 No.18799593
    >other than my issue with their operating at depth where they'd constantly have to keep low-level shields up to keep from getting crushed, it seems like a good idea.

    You'd be surprised at what pressures the body can acclimate to. Besides, WWII subs couldn't go spectacularly deep anyway, afaik. I think the Gato-class could only do 350ft.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/21/12(Sat)00:43 No.18799603
    I play a DITS game with people from the strikewitchesquest irc, I play a german captain from the far future of 1994, with so many critical failures.
    Dits done over the interbutts is really fun, but converting it to tank witches would be really difficult

    However... If you ever do manage to get that shit to work, give me a should @ Panzerhexen@live.ca as I would love to even contribute
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:44 No.18799608
    that only holds true if alium sub-tech is constrained by the same stuff WW2 era human sub-tech is constrained by
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/21/12(Sat)00:44 No.18799609
    shout even, god I cant type tonight
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:46 No.18799627
    The fact of the matter is that Human subs have some massive constraints.

    I think the Martians would be slow to reach for the deep, given their complete lack of oceans back on Mars. According to Planefag they've only just started experimenting with a proper wet-water fleet, for instance. I don't know how advanced their sub tech is, but I think that's a decent indication.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:47 No.18799633
    >low-level shields
    Airborne witches have to do that to keep their face from being sandblasted off when flying at high speeds.
    That's just front-on though, omnidirectional shield would be more demanding.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:53 No.18799674
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    so, i'd assume at least for the moment, that their subs cant go much deeper than contemporary human subs, but the problem is once they figure it out, i'd also assume that their metallurgy would allow them to go deeper and faster than their human equivalents. if that happens, you've got either witches with 10-minute combat endurance or witches with crushed lungs
    although i see what you're saying, airflow =/= water pressure at depth, especially if the aliums figure out how to operate deeper than say...400-500 feet

    admittedly, in the channel/the north sea these depth constraints aren't much of an issue, but once you get into the atlantic/pacific oceans, if the aliums can go that deep then we've got a problem
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)00:55 No.18799692


    Offer sandwiches.

    Find Percy Hobart.
    >> Major Airlift 04/21/12(Sat)00:56 No.18799701
    > Pale-redheaded waifu
    Waifu away! Come here, Claire!
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 04/21/12(Sat)01:00 No.18799716
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    His german Kapitan also is a slight bit of lecher.

    Really the entire game is pic related.
    Okay not really.
    Not even close.

    So far it's shootan aliens and playtesting DITS. And mild psycological issues. Also making fun of A-Wing.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:00 No.18799718
    That's indeed what would happen. I think of 1940s Subwitches as the toughest of the tough, putting up with hellish conditions that most others can't even imagine. You know that razor-thin margin of safety Planefag likes to say the Strike Witches live with and use to keep from dying? Subwitches have even less.

    Until tech advances, that is.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:01 No.18799728
    Still, I think they have better odds than the typical Submarine against the aliums. They're smaller and magic.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/21/12(Sat)01:01 No.18799730
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    Just like wolves, these witches move in packs. A good survival strategy.

    "Mind if I sit here, ladies?"

    "Not at all Colonel. That is, as long as you're planning to share those sandwiches..." the silver one speaks, reaching to pull out the seat beside her for you.

    "Oh my, we haven't been introduced yet. I am Major Schmidt, a Falschrimhexe.. I think we fought against one another in Belgium. Ugh, I miss those days."

    "I'm Captain Anderson, a Parawitch like the Major here, just... better trained." Schmidt shoots Anderson a glare that would turn lesser mortals to stone.

    "And I'm Claire! Nice to meet you, Colonel!" the redhead announces. Her casualness catches you slightly off-guard.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/21/12(Sat)01:02 No.18799741
    Smaller to me is the bigger advantage.
    Harder to hit than say, a regular sub. Also, I think only one sub has sank another sub. Might have a bit of a problem there.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:04 No.18799748
    You know panzer, it's kind of hard to visualise all these witches with, y'know, no pictures of them.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:04 No.18799755
    Subwitches don't need to go that deep if they are primarily serving a defensive role (say, as naval escorts or anti-sub patrols), since their targets would be coming to them, right? Or is area denial to menial to train valuable witches for?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:05 No.18799763
    That's another benefit to the Subwitches. They can see. The lights they're equipped with have optional red tint filters to help out.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:05 No.18799764
    theyre smaller and more maneuverable, true. and as of yet we haven't seen any evidence that the aliums possess smart ordnance a la acoustic torpedoes, heat-seeking missiles, etc. my problem is that, in all honesty, i'd rather drown than get crushed to death because my sparkles ran out. takes someone with some real balls (metaphorical in this sense) to take up a job like that
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:07 No.18799780
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    Kids these days ain't got no imagination.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:07 No.18799786

    Vision is highly overrated in oceanic settings.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:08 No.18799798
    dont the sub-witches have the sonar equivalent of sanya's funky fresh radar powers or whatever?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:09 No.18799811

    Works well enough for this guy.
    >> Major Airlift 04/21/12(Sat)01:09 No.18799816
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    The names are hard to track, what with half of them being some crazy unpronounceable German. We should number them!
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:10 No.18799821
    Lovely to meet you three. Colonel Katherine Kate.

    Belgium was interesting, though if we're talking about old wars in order to impress the kids I have you beat, youngster.

    Given that I'm new here I've been trying to get a handle on all of the witches under my command, tell me a bit about yourselves.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:10 No.18799822
    Depends on the witch. I believe radio witches like Sanya are somewhat scarce? There's at least one in each subwitch strike force, though, and one on the sub carrier.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/21/12(Sat)01:10 No.18799825
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    You want a mental image? FINE

    Major Matilda Schmidt
    Dressed in a fallschirmjäger jacket with tights underneath, decent bust size, Grey hair, and several faded scars on her face and hands

    Captain Linda Anderson
    Dressed in a olive green sweeter with a nice pair of sweeter puppies, tall with blonde hair, otherwise unremarkable

    Lt Claire Jackson
    Shorter pale redhead, wearing a black skirt and an 1st armored division's jacket
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:12 No.18799840
    just imagine you're really really angry at whatever/whoever it is you're talking about and really accentuate all the guttural sounds and you'll do fine
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:12 No.18799841
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    >Sweater Puppies

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:13 No.18799855

    Does she have a boyfriend named Leon?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:14 No.18799863
    >sweeter puppies
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:18 No.18799902
    Crushed to death is instant, drowning is not. Just throwing that out there.

    Still, I can see subwitches working. How long they can stay underwater is limited by how long they can keep their shields up. It's shown (in the anime, at least) that air witches can hold their breaths for a long time, so air isn't really an issue for them.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:22 No.18799927
    the sub-witches have oxygen tanks for air stuff, so that's not my concern. from what i've heard (and this is all second or third-hand), drowning is actually a relatively peaceful way to go, because your body gets flooded with endorphins. I'll take that any day over being crushed by water pressure. I'm just not sure it's an entirely feasible concept without either magical "batteries" or something of the sort...(then again, there was a scene in the anime where they basically went into space, so maybe i'm overthinking things?)
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:25 No.18799956
    Deep missions will most definitely be problematic and uncommon for the time being. The subwitches will probably be employed against wet-water and dry "naval" ships fielded by the aliens, and perhaps for a few interesting artillery missions involving a submersible gun platform.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:25 No.18799960
    Panzer, where are all these witches coming from? Please tell me they're in the Afrika doujins and not ORIGINAL CHARACTERS DO NOT STEAL.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:26 No.18799970
    AFAIK they're genderswaps of actual tank aces.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:26 No.18799975

    They're coming from Tank Aces... Real ones

    Awesome ones.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:28 No.18799988
    well, in that case it shouldn't be a problem so long as theyre acclimated to operating depth in a pressure chamber before being deployed, and decompressed afterwards. wouldn't want little girls getting the bends now, would we.

    also, if thats the case, they'd hafta retrofit some subs as "mothership" subs with pressurization chambers and deployment areas/flood-zones wouldnt they?
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/21/12(Sat)01:34 No.18800052
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    "What can you tell me about the Quartermaster?"

    "Not much."
    Wow, both of the Americans are too busy staring at the plate of sandwiches to even pay you any mind...

    "Go ahead, eat them. That's why I brought them..." You trail off, noticing you needn't even finish your sentence. Both witches are digging in with equal ferocity, Claire with numerous small bites and Anderson with huge mouthfuls....

    "I hear she's a rather foolish one. She went and ordered some M3s for the battalion when we've got good Panzer Vs and VIs available; I didn't even know we still had M3s. I've got no reason to complain as long as she keeps my ammo in supply, though," the German parawitch says, eying her two witch colleagues. She sighs. "Looks like your sandwiches are a lost cause. I heard the Quartermaster is still waiting out her hangover in her office. If you're looking to make an...inquiry...you should strike now while she is still weak," she says, knowingly.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:35 No.18800065
    That's the plan. In my story the USS Tullibee is the first USN ship built with subwitch operations in mind. It's a testbed for a new class of submarine witch carriers, capable of fielding both substrikers and skimmers.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:38 No.18800090
    go in there really loud. maybe bring a flashlight. annoy her to no end for bringing an M3 into your sacred motor pool
    is the Tullibee based off of the GBT class? also, minor nitpick, but weren't US subs in the WW2 era named after aquatic creatures?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:39 No.18800097
    The USS Tullibee in my story is based off of the real USS Tullibee, a Gato-class submarine. It sank in 1944. And yes, they were named after aquatic creatures.

    Here's a little taste of the story:

    Commander Brindupke lead Kukyendall around the ship, showing off the various minutae that separated the Gato-class submarine from the others. The USS Tullibee was a specially-constructed Gato, with enough modifications that some suggested she be categorized in her own class. Of particular note was a 5 meter extension to her length, housing a pressure compartment. Brindupke guided Kukyendall in for a look.
    "And here we have the Ambient Pressurization Chamber. This is where you'll be sleeping before your missions. To help dealing with the large amounts of pressure you'll be experiencing in deeper dives, we have you ladies acclimate overnight." Commander Brindupke walked past the next bulkhead, gesturing to Kukyendall. "Here are the launch tubes. Slot right in there and we can seal the tube behind you, flood it, and send you on your merry way."
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:41 No.18800116
    Do you mean to tell me that this woman willingly ordered an M3, she requested them. She of her own free will brought that abomination into my motor pool.

    This will not stand.

    Schmidt, where can I find the highest powered flashlight around, and a full marching band? If there isn't a marching band I'll need at the very least a very loud horn.

    Thanks for the information love.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:42 No.18800132
    >requested M3s
    Why is she still the quartermaster? I think that's grounds for court martial. Something about premeditated murder.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/21/12(Sat)01:44 No.18800150
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    "...You seem to be right about the sandwiches," you note sadly. Your stomach will have to wait for later. "I suppose I'll make that...inquiry...now." Nodding, the German witch turns back to her fellows, smiling to herself. You get up from the table and make for the exit, grabbing a sandwich on your way out. Quickly munching as you walk, you make your way to the quarter masters office. You reach the QM's office, and with a loud thud, the door swings neatly open after you kick it. Once your eyes adjust to the darkness of the room you go to shout at the idiot who ordered M3 tanks for your battalion when you realize that you recognize those mammaries....

    Next time on Tank witches quest, ~Don't Tread on me~ sometime next week, maybe monday? I don't fucking know
    Yell at me and stuff time is now
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:44 No.18800151
    >sank in 1944
    still on patrol, eh? well, let's hope that USS Tullibee has better luck than a circle-runner in SWQ, ne?

    either way, your answers have got me pretty hooked. be looking forward to your contributions...especially because I love the histories of the silent service and the unterseebootswaffe in WW2. speaking of, anyone got any good book recommendations for histories of Japan's sub service in WW2?
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    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/21/12(Sat)01:46 No.18800179
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    You know, the only witch using a Grant striker, seems to have a ladyboner for those things~
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:47 No.18800190
    >still hungover

    We go in there bright and cheery, opening blinds and talking loudly about all the work she's going to get done for us.

    Starting with why we have that ancient PoS here.
    >> archivalfag 04/21/12(Sat)01:50 No.18800207
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    April 21st edition. Still feels weird not numbering it by SWQ. Oh well.


    Maybe by next time I'll actually have enough time to finish my writefaggotry instead of TWO FUCKING DAYS.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:51 No.18800210
    Can someone archive this? I am retarded when it comes to suptg
    >> MORTUM AD HOSTEM: CHAPTER 2 Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/21/12(Sat)01:51 No.18800213
    2 weeks later...

    We finally got some fresh meat straight out of OCS, and shiny new gold wings. I haven’t gotten close to any of them except for 2nd Lieutenant Cooper, and that’s only because he got assigned to be my wing man. He can be an annoying little shit, but he doesn’t know better. Hopefully he’ll survive long enough to. Considering what happened in my first engagement though, I doubt it.
    “First Lieutenant Smith!”
    Speak of the devil. I can almost hear Cooper making a precise salute within those very words that would make even the most hardassed of drill instructors nod in approval. Parris Island obviously still lingers in his mind. “First Lieutenant Mills told me to get you, sir. Major Adams wants us in his office, as soon as possible, sir.”
    I look away from the art I’m painting on my Hellcat. Some pilots would let ground crew do this. Not me. I have the literal magic touch when it comes to art. I can’t paint the Mona Lisa yet, but I’m coming damn close. As it is, I’m finishing up the last touches of the King of Spades’ two heads in minute detail. An Ace of spades, an ace of clubs, an eight of spades and an eight of clubs have already been finished. Nothing but the King and a name for my bird is left to paint on. Reluctantly, I step away from my plane, and follow Cooper.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/21/12(Sat)01:53 No.18800227
    “I thought you weren't an ace, sir,” he says, as we walk towards the building that can only loosely be defined as administrative. Adams isn’t one for paperwork. Or talking to a specific flight. This isn’t a good sign. My paranoia begins to rise.
    “I’m not.”
    “Then why the cards, sir?”
    I sigh. “It’s the dead man’s hand Cooper. Aces and Eights. Don’t you play poker?”
    “No sir. Gambling’s a sin, sir.”
    “Then let me enlighten you. It’s the hand that Wild Bill Hickok was holding when he got shot. That’s how it got the name.”
    “Why are you using it then sir? Seems like bad luck.”
    “Back in the states, just before I shipped out, I won a lot of money off that hand. To me it’s very good luck.” And I might need some of that luck before this war is over.
    Cooper seems to want to ask another question, but doesn’t as we enter Adams office. Mills and Arbor are already sitting in a pair of chairs. Adams looks like he needs one hell of a drink. Cooper and I take the other two seats.
    >> And thats all I got. I like to keep it short and sweet. Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/21/12(Sat)01:54 No.18800237
    “Alright. Might as well just get it out of the way,” Adams says, taking a deep breath. “You four got transferred. Orders just came in this morning. I have no clue why, but you are all being sent to St. Agatha’s Island.”
    “Is this some sort of joke sir? Nothing there but a Sparkle base,” Mills asks, frowning. He starts to twiddle with his Annapolis class ring.
    “This is no joke. Christ, I wish this was just as much as you do Mills,” Adams says. “Supposedly, the transfer is for ‘Added security’ for the witches. Sparkles must be spooked due to that sortie we intercepted. General MacArthur or one of his staff seems to be behind this, from what the Lt. Colonel told me when I asked him the same question.”
    Dugout Doug. Figures. Army pukes are trying to cover their asses if shit hits the propeller. Son of a fucking bitch. Brotherhood won’t like two of their own in on a witch base. It risks our discovery. We just don’t have a choice though. I tune the rest of the conversation out. There is just so much shit going down right now, that no one could have seen this coming. England is under siege, the Missouri Hive may get aggressive at any time, Europe is in shambles, and now, the USMC and Navy’s secret society is under risk of exposure. I can see why “May you live in interesting times” is a curse in some places.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:59 No.18800281
    You know, all these fics have male fighter pilots being shipped to Witch bases for some reason or another, and I can't help but think that the army is taking advantage of the martian invasion to break the witches out of their traditional isolation.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)01:59 No.18800285
    I see we have some history buffs in here. Say, why did they call planes back then stupid things, like Enola Gay? Were awe inspiring names not invented yet?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:01 No.18800302
    Eh? I haven't been reading these after-quest stories. Do they really feature a lot of that?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:01 No.18800303
    Because "clever", "funny" or "reminds me of better things" are all better than "awe inspiring"
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:02 No.18800311
    usually, planes were named after various women in the pilots' lives. i forget the specific circumstances of paul tibbets, but if i remember correctly it was something of the same
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:02 No.18800312
    It's a common theme to get the story moving.

    Just coincidence since it's easy to blame it on brass, but it's funny considering how many times people fall back on it.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:02 No.18800314

    Uh.. The Enola Gay was named after a person... The Pilot's mother.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/21/12(Sat)02:02 No.18800315
    Planes were often named after sweethearts or the pilots mothers and stuff like that. Some did get bad ass titles.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:02 No.18800316
    "Hey Jacob, what'd you guys name your plane?"
    "Enola Gay, after my mother."
    "How about you, John?"
    "...Are you serious?"
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:03 No.18800319
    Enola Gay Tibbets was his mother.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/21/12(Sat)02:05 No.18800329
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    I just want to say, thanks for sticking with me tonight, and well... Good night
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:06 No.18800337
    you and PF are like strike witches, but you know...better. keep at it. looking forward to tank witch battles
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:06 No.18800340
    That's a bad idea. Witches stop being combat capable, if not witches altogether, after having sex. Which is the logical conclusion of throwing dudes into a pack of isolated women.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/21/12(Sat)02:06 No.18800341
    Night, Tracked Armored War Vehicle Magical Female
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:07 No.18800347

    Where'd you get this idea?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/21/12(Sat)02:09 No.18800359
    This is SWQ continuity. We throw stuff like that out, and instead, insert plain awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:09 No.18800361
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    that's only true in the original show...if that. in SWQ universe, i'm pretty sure its not true at all. i mean, our MC in PanzerQuest has a husband, and i'm pretty sure minna and charlotte ain't virgins in SWQ either
    [spoilersdontworkon/tg/]even if minna is a virgin, we shall soon relieve her of that hehehehe[/spoilersdontworkon/tg/]
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:10 No.18800369
    Where in the flying fuckwhistles did you get that one from? Even in the show it would be almost impossible for a few of the witches to have never gotten any. Especially Minna, having a fiance and all.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:10 No.18800374

    Now; I haven't taken a close enough look at SW to be certain; but you know that's a typical "rumor" in priestess/sorceress tales used to keep grabby royalty in czech?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:19 No.18800449
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    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:27 No.18800532
    >Minna, having a fiance and all
    He apparently died before getting to it. Which caused Minna to forbid unauthorized contact between male personnel and the Witches.
    No idea if a similar order exists in other units.

    As for the girls never getting any, remember they are 13-18 years old. Guess men back then were better at rejecting their advances than today's.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:40 No.18800630
    That "they lose magic when they fuck" thing was probably just tossed in there to keep the girls WAIFU PURE.

    Because honestly, the whole show was designed by the worst type of basement dwellers. Planefag and the rest of the SW Project crew has treated the franchise with more respect than the creators.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:41 No.18800642
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:54 No.18800742
    Not disagreeing with everything there. However, the opposite is also true.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)02:55 No.18800752
    the opposite of what? anon, you have me confused...
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:08 No.18800858
    I think he means that by making these changes, the /tg/ crew has disrespected the original creation.

    And that's fine with me, because it was nothing more than loli fapbait wrapped in a History Channel documentary.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:10 No.18800884
    >History Channel
    sadly the history channel doesnt do real damn history anymore...but yea, i see where you're coming from now. one of the redeeming factors of the show imo was their almost disturbing devotion to showcasing the weapons and ships correctly in their lolipantsu show
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/21/12(Sat)03:14 No.18800928
    >History Channel documentary
    History Channel is only interested in things that go boom.

    Which is a bit appropriate to SW now that I think of it.
    The SubStriker Unit was supposed to have an onboard communications module, but I wasnt sure about including sonar to the mix.

    History buffs, how mobile was sonar tech back in WWII? Because if it small enough that a magic-version (shrunken) sonar could be placed inside the unit, or as a Pack Addition
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:20 No.18800985
    >History channel has fallen

    Unbelievably low. I remember years ago when I was in highschool, I'd wake up 6AM and they'd be running "Tales of the West" or something, with that sad intro from that indian chief, and that beautiful trumpet solo.

    Now it's guys buying things and WW2: All Day Erry Day.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:24 No.18801015
    depends on what kind of sonar you're talking about. passive hydrophones (aka listening for stuff) were meh size, but the equipment necessary for active (aka ping ping) sonar was relatively large. in all honestly, hydrophones would be a stretch to equip on witches, much less the active stuff. it'd probably be better if they relied on sub-sanyas instead
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)03:26 No.18801029
    The big problem is that radio communications are severely hampered by water; they don't travel well through it. I'm assuming magic radio can travel no problem, but conventional shit has more trouble.

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