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    57 KB Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/21/12(Sat)12:05 No.18803818  
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/21/12(Sat)12:07 No.18803830
    Past Threads
    My blog http://ecchiquestgamer.blogspot.com/

    You are Hito Hijikatai the current master of the mansion in Japan, and sometime you become your alter ego Sénior Jalapéno a luchador of Justice. Genki Shirou is your current butler who can randomly shift into his alter-ego June. Your half-sister Tomoe is magical girl from different world and she fear male rapist.

    You have also got four maids. Katherine the delinquent maids, Sasha the mini-gun wielding maid, Akari the fortune teller and doctor maid, and Rachelle the sexy southern maid. Then also you have a cute crocodile ninja girl who are living in your mansion.

    Your Current Favor: 14 points

    Mansion Facilities
    18 Bronzement Room (Count as dangerous training room)
    Game Room
    Luchacave (Formely Batcave)
    Outdoor Pool
    Maidlover's Bizarre Shop
    Magical Portal Room
    Secret Passages

    Genki/June, Your Butler (Friendly/More than Friendly?)
    Sasha, Your Maid (Friendly)
    Katherine, Your Maid (Warm) BJ-SEXED
    Akari, Your Maid (Friendly)
    Rachelle, Your Maid (Warm) SEXED
    Croco-Chan, The Crocodile Ninja Girl (Friendly)
    Tomoe, Your Half-Sister (Warm)
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)12:08 No.18803835
    Rolling a d20 in an attempt to ravish the maid, making mighty conquest of her frail virginity.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/21/12(Sat)12:09 No.18803840
    Your Abilities

    Jackie Chan's Training: You can move around like Jackie Chain and you become more skillful to use any objects as weapons.
    Martial Arts Training: You gain training on martial arts training and it improve your hand-to-hand combats.
    Unlimited Ladder Works: You can pull out unlimited numbers of ladders from nowhere.

    Your Items

    Ancient Tachi: It is an ancient tachi sword that belong to the Hijikatai clan. It had been told about it may contain mysterious power.
    Dandy Ninja Suit: It give wearer some ninja abilities.
    Holy Sandwiches: When you throw the sandwich into the air, you can summon Heavy from Team Fortress 2.
    Sénior Jalapéno Mask: When you wear it, you become Sénior Jalapéno the Luchador of Justice. It also increase your hand to hand combat skills.
    Utility Belt: You can pull out almost any useful tools in most situations but you must make a dice rolls check for it.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)12:09 No.18803841
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)12:10 No.18803847
    rolled 10 = 10


    why wont it work?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)12:11 No.18803856

    Ok, that was the roll.

    Did my character bang the maid?
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/21/12(Sat)12:12 No.18803864
    Last time, your butler Genki had found the ancient dwarf city in your land. Somehow Genki broke one of their sacred statues and because of his action, he will be sacrificed for their lava god Kafhen. One of the dwarf Kazhir came up to the surface and helping you to save your butler. To save him, you and your maids must do the three trials. The third trials was interfering by giant worm so that you and the gangs defeated it. The dwarf elder forgive Genki's stupid action because of his selfless action and that you killed the killer worm with your sword.

    At next morning after the celebration, you are lying on the bed with a hangover. You don't remember much what it have happen at last night. Your eyes are still closed and you could feel somebody who are in your bed...

    What will you do dear master?
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)12:15 No.18803882

    Look over & see who it is. We'll have to get back to the mansion pretty soon. Nee-chan's going to be worried/pissed about our leaving while she was passed out.

    Croco-chan seems like good hostess material so I doubt Nee-chan's been bored.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/21/12(Sat)12:15 No.18803883

    >Not yet, but you had sex with Rachelle last time.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)12:16 No.18803889
    Get up, and take a shower.
    We need to check on our sisters anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)12:18 No.18803907
    I'm impressed. Higher than I expected from a troll that can't even roll dice correctly.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)12:19 No.18803917
    rolled 17 = 17


    lol yeah i failed. Trying a second time.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)12:20 No.18803923
    That reminds me: as impressive as some of Genki's exploits were, he still got us all into that mess in the first place.
    Let's have him clean out Croco-chan's pool.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)12:20 No.18803929
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    Patience, tiger. Before we're done we'll have plenty of maids to bang. Our harem consists of Rachelle only for the moment, but we plan to add to it.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/21/12(Sat)12:22 No.18803941
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    You feel that you need to take a shower, but first you want to check out who are sleeping in your bed. When you open your eyes, you see naked Oghren in your BED! You scream top of your lungs as you fall over your bed.

    As you lying on the floor, Rachelle came in your guest room. When she looking at naked Oghren and then looking at you, she give you a shit eating grin.

    What will you say?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)12:26 No.18803965
    "Not a word, Rachelle. Not a word."
    Let's go and get cleaned up, and hopefully find some kind of coffee, and try to scrub this memory clean from our mind.
    >> lolpwnt !CbUTV1X0i. 04/21/12(Sat)12:28 No.18803999
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    Did someone mention maids?
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)12:31 No.18804028

    Seconded. "Before you ask, Rachelle: nothing happened, darling."

    We need some coffee & a bath.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/21/12(Sat)12:35 No.18804063
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    "Not a word, Rachelle. Not a word. Nothing happened, darling." You told her and you want to clean your mind after seeing Oghren's naked body.

    You take a quick shower and then you walking in the kitchen, because the dwarves don't have any proper coffee culture, they have coffee beer instead. You drink little of it and eating some of Sasha's sandwiches.

    Now what will you do? Will you head back to the mansion or go to the markets first? Or something else?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)12:37 No.18804087
    Now that we're no longer under pressure, let's check out the markets.
    See if there's any nice souvenirs for Croco-chan and Nee-san.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)12:42 No.18804131
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    That's a good idea. Maybe they have some new stock since our last visit. A souvenir might get us back in Nee-chan's good graces.

    Getting something for Croco-chan makes good sense also; we want some of that croc-ninja girl pie.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/21/12(Sat)12:53 No.18804236
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    You finally feel reflived after you are no longer in pressure and you had let Araki taking close eye on Genki so that he don't do anymore stupid thing in Dwarf City.

    You decided to get some souvenirs for your big sister Hana and Croco-chan. So you decided to go to the markets to find any new stuff.

    You took rest of your servants and your half-sister Tomoe to the markets. When you are in the markets, you notice many shop stands are selling the familiars "boomerang"...

    Despite seeing those "boomerangs", you find beer-whiskey for your big sister and a real nice dagger for Croco-chan. After while, you finally stand in front of the Gadgets shop. You see that they still have the steam robot for sales.

    Buy steamrobot and/or start heading back home?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)12:57 No.18804262
    We're rich, right? We've essentially got more or less infinite cash as long as we don't try to buy something stupidly expensive, like our own space program (Richard Branson we ain't), correct?

    So if we can afford, it, why NOT buy a steam robot?
    We can get it fixed up and put it in the foyer to be a conversation piece, if nothing else.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)12:58 No.18804273

    I'm very tempted by that steam robot. It could be useful at some point in the future. We may have defeated Starfish Hitler but I doubt we've seen the last of his organization S.E.O. And they have mecha; they used them against Genki when he ran interference for Croco-chan & Hito.

    Ask the merchant about the steam robot's features. If it sounds interesting, then we can find out how much he wants for it.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/21/12(Sat)13:12 No.18804359
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    You are pretty rich but you are not filthy rich like Bill Gate as you know. You decided to check the feature of this steam robot with the familiar sunglass.

    You walking to the gadgets seller who look pretty cute for a female dwarf. She looking at you with cheerful look and say, "Hello sir! What can I offer you?"
    "I'm interesting on your steam robot and I wondering if it have any special features?" You asked her.
    "You mean that old steam robot? That steam robot are originally built for mining but for some strange reason, it have hotheaded personality and it like to rush into the combat. Tell you truth, this steam robot are so hotheaded that I'm forced to shut it down. If you real want it, I can give you discount on it plus...." She said.
    "Plus what?" You asked her.
    "Me a course! I always want to have fun time with a human...!" She whisper in your ear so that your maid can't hear it.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)13:15 No.18804390
    Well....it IS an interesting thing to have.
    But could getting friendly with the dwarf negatively affect our relationship with our maids?

    I'm okay with buying the robot, but I'm leery of taking the dwarf up on her offer.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)13:19 No.18804421

    Hmmmm....we definitely want the robot then but what exactly does she mean by "fun time"?

    If she means what I think she does, Rachelle would probably be okay with it but I don't know what the other girls would think.

    Whisper back to her, "What do you mean by 'fun time', exactly?" so the girls don't hear.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)13:19 No.18804427
    Maybe we should ask her to clarify first?
    We don't want to have to suffer a setback now, not after all of the effort that we put in raising the relationships of all of the maids.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)13:24 No.18804468
    Yeah, let's get an idea of what exactly constitutes "fun times" for this dwarf.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/21/12(Sat)13:31 No.18804512
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    "What do you mean by 'fun time', exactly?" You whisper back to her to clarify something.
    "Arcade game you silly!" She whisper you back.
    You almost thought that she mean "that" but in other hand you don't need to worry about causing relationships problems with your maids yet.

    For a while after you are done with gaming on arcade games, the female dwarf seller activate the steam robot and it roaring into life.

    "Ooooooooh YEAAAAAAAAAH! My drill is the drill that will pierce the heavens! " The steam robot yell as it pointing with it drill arm at the ceiling. Then it turned to you.
    "So you are my new master right? You can call me Garenn!"
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)13:34 No.18804527
    "Nice to meet you, Garenn. My name is Hito, and these maids are your fellow household staff, Rachelle, Katherine, and Sasha.
    "Any problems with your systems that we should get fixed while we're still down here?"
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)13:36 No.18804542

    "That's right, Garenn. I'm Hito Hijikatai & it's a pleasure to meet you."

    Introduce him to the others one at a time. "This is my butler Shirou Genki, my sister Tomoe, & these girls are my maids: Rachelle, Araki, Katherine, & Sasha."

    Never let Genki have unsupervised access to Garenn. I can only imagine how much damage he could do with the robot.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/21/12(Sat)13:51 No.18804651
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    "That's right, Garenn. I'm Hito Hijikatai and it's a pleasure to meet you." You said as you shake his mechanical hand.

    Then you introduce to the others one at a time. "This is my butler Shirou Genki, my sister Tomoe, & these girls are my maids: Rachelle, Araki, Katherine and Sasha."

    "Greeting you all!" Garenn greeting at your servants and sister.
    "Any problems with your systems that we should get fixed while we're still down here?" You asked Garenn.
    "Nope! I'm completely fine! Maybe I need some good oils boss!"

    Now you finally own a steampowered robot as your servant. Before you could start heading back to your mansion, you see Kazhir and group of dwarves who seem to be ready for moving away.
    "Hello my lad! I know that you are moving back to the surface. So me and my friends are wondering if we could move to your home? Because we need to explore more about the surface life and we like to try the human's beer. It is ok for you my lad?" Kazhir asked you as they are waiting for your answer.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)13:54 No.18804670
    Hmm..Well, he DID help us out.
    And I suppose the mansion is large enough.
    What do other players think?
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)13:56 No.18804679

    A group of dwarves could be handy to have around. Their skills at digging could make them great at landscaping. They'd do the earthwork & then we call in someone to plant the grass, etc. Plus Kazhir did help us out.

    I'm okay with this. Why not??
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)13:56 No.18804682
    Maybe we should get them their own house a little further away from civilization, so that they can acclimate better first, without knocking around our mansion?
    We have the money, right?
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)14:01 No.18804720

    The mansion has plenty of room, so I don't see too much problem. If they begin to miss home, maybe we can set aside a far corner of our property for them to build underground dwellings.

    I suggest we buy & install some thick metal doors over the hole Genki dug to the dwarf city. This would give the dwarves easy access for visiting back home. Plus the caverns would make a nice storm shelter in case of a typhoon.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)14:07 No.18804757
    Yeah, why not? All we need to do now is settle some elves at the opposite site of the mansion and we'll have free entertainment for centuries.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/21/12(Sat)14:12 No.18804789
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    Kazhir real did helping you and having dwarves around is quit handy. You remember that your land is pretty big and you think that if they could build a fortress or barrack there without needing to live in your mansion.

    Turn back to Kazhir and his friends and say, "Yes, you can live in my land and you are allowed to build barrack or fortress."
    The dwarves cheer for it and now it is time that you heading back to your mansion.

    It took you some hour until you finally come back to the surface. The sun is very bright and your eyes are slowly adjusted the bright lights. You and the rest are walking to the front entrance of the mansion and you see pretty angry Hana.

    Your big sister stared at you with angry look and it seem that she dislike the idea that you left her behind while you where in the dwarf city.

    What will you do?
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)14:12 No.18804790

    I LOL'd...hard.

    "Sure, Kazhir. If the mansion isn't to your liking, I can set some of my property aside for you so you can build homes on it."

    If our shopping is done, we can set out for home when the dwarves are ready.

    >OOC: does Genki still have the statues he made out of the bars on his cell?
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/21/12(Sat)14:15 No.18804810
    >OOC: does Genki still have the statues he made out of the bars on his cell?
    > Yes he still have it and you as Hito don't have notice his statues yet.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)14:15 No.18804817
    "Sorry, Nee-san. But you were asleep, and it literally was a matter of life or death that I had to go. But here, I got you a souvenir!"
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)14:18 No.18804832

    Uh-oh. I was afraid of this.

    "Nee-chan, I'm sorry we ran off without you. Genki got himself into trouble in the dwarf city & we had to go save his life. Time was of the essence so we had to leave fast."

    Present her the bottle of beer-whiskey. "I did bring you a gift back from the dwarf city. Forgive me, Nee-chan."

    Bow our head to her.


    >OOC: oh this should be good...
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)14:19 No.18804844
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    >What will you do?
    Rape the maids
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/21/12(Sat)14:33 No.18804962
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    "Sorry, Nee-san. But you were asleep, and it literally was a matter of life or death that I had to go. Genki got himself into trouble in the dwarf city and we had to go save his life. Time was of the essence so we had to leave fast..!" You told her and her face expression are still unchanged.

    "But here, I got you a souvenir! Forgive me, Nee-chan." You said as you present her the bottle of beer-whiskey.
    She start to smile as she got a gift from you.
    "You are forgiven!" She said as she happily holding the beer-whiskey.

    After you sorted out with your big sister, you turned to Katherine and asked her, "By the way Kat... Do you remember when you had drinking contest?"
    "Not pretty much... What did I do something stupid?" Katherine asked you while she start to get nervous.
    "You see... While you where drunk, you start to strip off your clothing..." You said as Kat start to blush.
    "After you won, you gave me a... French kiss...!" You told her and her face become full red. Her fist start to shake and you expected her to punch you. But strangely, she don't punch you instead she running away while hiding her face.

    What now?

    >Rape the maids
    You are a good gentleman so that you don't normal rape people.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)14:34 No.18804972
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    When we get around to telling Nee-chan about our adventures in the dwarf city, mention Kat's French kiss but leave the blowjob out.

    Wooing Tsunderes 101: if you don't do something that embarrasses/pisses her off every now & then, she'll think you don't really love her.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)14:38 No.18805018

    "So what happened while we were gone, Nee-chan? I trust Croco-chan was a good hostess. She's pretty helpful."

    We should find Croco-chan later so we can thank her for taking care of Nee-chan & give her that dagger we bought as a souvenir.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/21/12(Sat)14:47 No.18805104
    "So what happened while we were gone, Nee-chan? I trust Croco-chan was a good hostess. She's pretty helpful." You asked to your big sister.
    "She is pretty good host despite she couldn't speak. Recently, a ninja with tophat and flippers tried to sneak in our mansion. But Croco-chan easily beaten him many time. Oh by the way, one of your green haired male friend want me to give you this letter." She said as she give you the letter.

    Open the letter now or do something else for now?
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)14:55 No.18805168

    >that perverted dandy ninja again. Good girl, Croco-chan! :)

    Let's open the letter first & see what it says. After we get Garenn and the dwarves settled in, let the maids have the rest of the day off (it was a long trip back & I'm sure we're all tired).

    Then we should find Croco-chan to thank her & give her the dagger we bought for her.
    >> The Letter Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/21/12(Sat)15:08 No.18805271
    You open the letter and you start reading it...


    I hope that you are reading this letter Hijikatai because I can never forget the humiliation defeat from you! I want to revenge you but I come up better idea.

    You will challenge four people around the world, Gustav VII the modern German knight, Mary Crownwells the noble mistress from England, Jack Stallion the Las Vegas gambler and Sagad Po the Muay Thai champion. You can do it in any order to challenge them.

    If you refuse the challenge, bad thing will happen around you...

    From Kato Yutaka

    I have GREEN HAIR!
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)15:10 No.18805277
    What is wrong with this guy?
    Anyway, let's meet with Croco-chan first. We'll take care of this fool's errand later.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)15:14 No.18805304
    lets also kneel on one leg offering her the sword, saying something like: "Oh fair lady! You have protected my dear sisters innocence while i was away! Please take this sword as token of my gratitude!" something like that. just for Shits n giggles.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)15:19 No.18805341
    No, that's just too corny and over the top.
    It's actually more stupid than it is funny.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)15:24 No.18805377

    It was supposed to be stupid and corny. Though i honestly think it's funny.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)15:24 No.18805378

    So he wants us to challenge four people...challenge them to what??

    Well, let's save the letter & we can show it to Araki & the girls later. Let's find Croco-chan.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)15:27 No.18805400
    Your sense of humor is terrible.
    Sure, stupid can be funny, but it can get to a point where it's no longer funny, just stupid and sad. And that has gone over that line.

    Right. Find Croco-chan, give her the knife.
    We can check the Internet for info on the people in the letter after that.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)15:31 No.18805433

    Let's see how Croco-chan likes the dagger first & then play it by ear from there.

    She already sleeps in our bed (along with Rachelle) & has gotten "overly friendly" with us in the shower before; I think Croco-chan is at least halfway to "Warm" right now.

    She's done a lot for us & the maids, & we've done a lot for her in return. I believe Hito means more to her than just an oversized, mobile heat-rock.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)15:37 No.18805478

    Man, what is your problem? I can understand people not liking the same things or having the same sense of humor, but calling my sense of humor terrible because you don't find it funny yourself?

    Fuck you man.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/21/12(Sat)15:37 No.18805481
    What is wrong with this guy? You thought yourself as you putting awat the letter. You decided to handle it later as you want to meet Croco-chan first.

    You find her in the TV room and you notice that she don't wear any clothes for now. She is lying on the couch as she waving her tail while watching one of the popular magical girl show. She don't seem to notice you yet. Before you could say anything thing, she slowly spread her legs...

    Your jaw is hanging while watching at her. How will you handle this situation?

    >Damn captcha...
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)15:41 No.18805504
    Yes, I'm calling your sense of humor terrible, because your joke is groan-inducing, rather than humorous. It's obvious that you can't take any criticism. What did you think was going to happen when you post something that bad?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)15:41 No.18805511

    try not to stare at her privates and announce your presence?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)15:42 No.18805523
    Silently step back out of the room, take a moment to compose yourself, and call out to Croco-chan while loudly stepping towards the room.
    "Hey! Croco-chan! Where are you?"
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)15:45 No.18805546
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    We could do that or we could just enjoy the peep show until her anime goes to commercial, then clear our throat to get her attention.

    Croco-chan doesn't have the same sense of modesty that human girls have; until we gave her the Kunoichi Suit she walked around naked & thought nothing was strange about it.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)15:46 No.18805553
    You've got a point.
    So, sit down on the couch next to her and wait for the show to go to commercial?
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)15:49 No.18805569

    Pretty much, yeah. While we use our willpower learned from nightly sex romps with Rachelle to control our raging boner.

    She seems pretty immersed in her show so why not be polite & wait until the commercial break?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)15:50 No.18805573
    May as well watch the show along with her, right?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)15:56 No.18805622

    Lets just do that.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)15:57 No.18805630

    Yep. Note to Self: In the near future, we should dig out our anime collection & invite Tomoe to a movie marathon.

    I bet Tomoe would love Steel Angel Kurumi or something like it (my best femfriend has not a drop of weeaboo in her & she LOVED that series).
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/21/12(Sat)15:59 No.18805651
    You realise that Croco-chan don't have same modesty as human girls and she don't seem to be embarrassed about showing her naked body.

    You decided to sit down next to her and waiting for show to go commercials or ending. You decided to watch the show along her. As the time go on. She seem to be already aware that you are in the room and she moved up to sit down on your laps instead.

    She cheerful smiled at you at then she continue watching at the show while sitting on your laps. Now you start to feel very excited by this. You don't know if she try to tease you or not. When the anime start to show the action parts, Croco-chan rubbing wildly on your laps as she look very excited by the show.

    By God...! It started to get much...

    Roll 1d100
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)16:01 No.18805656
    rolled 29 = 29

    Must... remain.... gentleman.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)16:01 No.18805660
    rolled 38 = 38

    It's not like I don't want sleep with Croco-chan; I'd just prefer to do it in a place where we won't get interrupted.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)16:02 No.18805671
    Lets see where this goes....
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)16:03 No.18805680
    rolled 18 = 18

    It's "dice+1d100" not "1d100".
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)16:03 No.18805683
    rolled 100 = 100


    fucking screwed up my roll, trying again.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)16:04 No.18805696
    rolled 24 = 24


    Same here.

    Note: you can also use "noko+dice+ XdX" so you don't lose the thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)16:10 No.18805747
    >Nat 100

    Somewhere nice, I hope.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)16:11 No.18805753

    Nice roll, anon. We may be saved from having to bolt into the bathroom to fap.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/21/12(Sat)16:14 No.18805776
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    >The Dice God seem to love you

    Incredibly you keep your calm and act like a true gentleman, don't let the lust control you. After the show ending, Croco-chan stand up and then she straddling on you so that she is in front of you. She give you innocent happy look.

    You decided to give her the souvenirs gift, a fine dagger that are crafted by the dwarfs. She is very about the gift but it seem that she seem to be more happy about that you come back. She pulled out a sign that read,
    ~Welcome back Hito! ^_^ I'm very happy that you are back. While you were gone, I feel very lonely on your bed -_- ~

    What will you do?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)16:16 No.18805797
    "That's sweet of you to say that, Croco-chan. I missed you, too.
    "Anything happen here at the mansion while we were gone? I hope Nee-san wasn't too much of a handful."
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)16:17 No.18805816
    Hug Croco-chan. We're very happy to see her as well.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)16:22 No.18805854

    >she missed us
    >Hito, rather than Hito-chan
    >OOC: D'awwwwww


    Definitely say this. See where this conversation takes us.


    And definitely DO this! We're so close, fellow elegan/tg/entlemen. Play our cards right & Croco-chan will be shifted to "Warm (SEXED)" in no time.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)16:25 No.18805881
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    Lets do this anon.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/21/12(Sat)16:32 No.18805943
    "That's sweet of you to say that, Croco-chan. I missed you, too." You said and then you hugging her. It fell little odd that her breast are pressed against your face but you don't care about it now, because she acted so sweet that you just want to hug her. No dirty or lustful hug, just a sweet warm hug.

    Croco-chan seem to be little surprised about it but she was so happy about it. She hugging you back while she happily smile. The time seem to go endless while you hugging each other. As time go on, you take a quick peek on the window and notice that it already become dark. When you looking back at her, she fall asleep while she still hugging you and she look awful happy in her sleep.

    >Croco-Chan's relationship raised to Warm.

    What now dear master?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)16:34 No.18805965
    Take her up to our room and tuck her into bed.
    Give her a kiss, and then go and make sure that Garenn is fitting in alright here in the mansion.
    Maybe find Katherine and see if she's calmed down a little.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)16:38 No.18806004
    Sounds good. Seconded
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)16:40 No.18806038


    She really is a sweet girl. Good fighter too, especially when wearing the Female Ninja Suit.

    Pick Croco-chan up, carry her to our bedroom, & tuck her into her usual spot in our bed (all the while trying not to wake her). Kiss her gently on the forehead.


    This. If Kat's busy or already turning in, maybe we should go see Araki, show her the letter Yukata sent, & get her thoughts.

    Could also check the Luchacomputer & see if it has any info on those four people Yukata mentioned.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/21/12(Sat)16:56 No.18806198
    You gently lifting her up without waking her. You slowly walk to your room without getting attentions. While you are in your room, you put her on your bed and tucking her into the bed. You kissed gently on her forehead before you silently walk out from your room.

    You tried to find Katherine but you don't find her yet until you meet Araki.
    "Ok hi Araki! I got this letter from Yukata and I wondering if you can give thought about this." You said and then you handed her the letter.
    She read it carefully and then she give it back to you.
    "I recognize least two people who I had read from my medical magazines. Gustav III is least 3 meter tall and his combat trained horse is double big as him. For Sagad, he is a well-trained muay thai fighter that become champion recently. His physical fitness is quit unnatural. I know this." She said.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)17:00 No.18806242
    3 meters tall? He's pushing the limits of human height, then. Interestingly, if a human is that tall, the stress on his knees and feet makes him very vulnerable to attacks aimed at his legs.

    "Araki, see if you can dig up any more information on these four people, please. I don't believe that I'll be able to simply ignore this."

    Let's continue to search for Garenn and Katherine. And see if Nee-san is going to be staying longer. If she is, we'll need to make sure that her room is properly made up for a more permanent stay.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)17:06 No.18806287

    "Hmmm....sounds like Yukata expects me to fight at least two of these people in order to prevent 'bad things'. Maybe he hopes one of them will kill me off."

    Give Araki a warm smile. "Thanks for everything you do, Araki. Let me know if you find out anything more. Goodnight & sweet dreams."


    This, and then before bed, we should look up these guys & the other two people on the Luchacomputer. They must have some connection to Yukata.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)17:27 No.18806455

    Definitely good ideas. I second both.

    Maybe even see if the Luchacomputer has a manual on that Bronzemen Training Room. We may need to start training there.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/21/12(Sat)17:35 No.18806510
    "Hmmm....sounds like Yukata expects me to fight at least two of these people to prevent 'bad things'. Maybe he hopes one of them will kill me off. Araki, see if you can dig up any more information on these four people, please. I don't believe that I'll be able to simply ignore this." You told to her.
    "Let see if I can gather any information about them." She said and she is about to move until you say, "Thanks for everything you do, Araki. Let me know if you find out anything more. Goodnight and sweet dreams."

    Araki smiled back at you as she said, "Goodnight master."

    When she walking away, you head down to your Luchacave to check out with your Luchacomputer.As the time go, you finally find some info about Jack Stallion and Mary Crownwells.

    About Jack Stallion, he was born in Chicago and his mother was a stripper. His father is unknown. Even since he moved to Las Vegas and become gambler, he won so many money that he bought some strip clubs and minor casino.

    About Mary Crownwells, she belong to long line of noble families. She is known for hiring the best butler and maids. She is a skilled rider and fencer.

    You have also checked for the manual about the Bronzemen Training Room. You finally found it but sadly it don't help you very much because it simple said that you must be ready for both your body and spirit to face the training.

    You start to get sleepy because of the long travels and you feel like that you need a good sleep. You heading back to your room and see that Croco-chan are still sleeping. You removed your clothes until you only wear your underwear. When you lie on the bed, Croco-chan instinctly snuggle against you body while she sweetly smile.

    Before you sleep, you start to wondering about what Katherine are doing now...

    >Sigh... Cloudflare...
    >> Katherine Sidequest Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/21/12(Sat)17:49 No.18806615
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    Katherine was hiding in her bedroom and feel very embarrassment about that she stripping off her clothes in front of Hito and not only that... She gave him a french kiss!

    She never forgot the sight when Hito had sex with Rachelle in the ruin. She remember it so clearly that it become painful. She lifted up her shirt and looked at her groin. She want to be woman but instead she become a dickgirl.

    Deep inside of her she wished that Hito was doing with her... But she is so afraid, so afraid about that Hito will consider her a freak if he discover her truth gender...

    She consider him a perverts that deserve a good beating. But why can't she stop thinking about him....

    She suddenly remember about the Maidlover's Bizarre Shop and she wondering about if she could find something for her condition. Or she could ask Araki to try to fix her condition.

    Shall she head down to Araki or Maidlover's Shop or maybe not?
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)17:50 No.18806621

    Sounds pretty late. Rachelle should be sneaking over to our bedroom if she hasn't already. Time to rest & we can check on Katherine in the morning.

    Saying/doing things that embarrass/piss off the tsundere is essential when trying to seduce one, but I hope telling Kat about the French kiss wasn't overdoing it.

    Thankfully we didn't tell her or anyone about the drunken blowjob she gave us. Right now, she'd have a hard time living that down.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)17:53 No.18806647
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    >Kat sidequest

    Katherine doesn't like the idea of surgery but it couldn't hurt to get a doctor's opinion. Araki is bound by doctor/patient confidentiality so Kat can trust her not to tell anyone.

    Go to Araki first for her medical opinion, then maybe check with Maidlover at the Bizarre Shop & see what if anything he can do.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)17:56 No.18806672
    Check with Araki first. Better to get an expert opinion on what will work best.
    >> Katherine Sidequest Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/21/12(Sat)18:14 No.18806865
    Katherine finally decided to check with Araki who have medical training and maybe it is time that you show secret to her.

    Katherine walking to the Araki's door and gently knocking on it. It took Araki a moment to open the door and she faced at her.
    "Hello Katherine, are you not feeling well?" She asked her.
    Katherine tried to gather courage and ask,
    "Can I go in first? Because it is very private matter..."
    "Ok just go in my room." Araki tell her.

    When Kathy are inside her room, Araki sat down the chair and it seem that Araki was searching through the internet.
    "Araki... Do you remember the discussion about hermaphrodite condition?" Kathy asked her.
    "Why yes... Wait? Don't you mean that you...?"
    "Yes Araki... I'm a dickgirl...!" Kathy said as she pulling up her shirt, Araki look very shocked when see that.
    "By God Katherine! Now I see connection! It is because the wish that you got from the Cat-Kami?" Araki asked while she still look very surprised that she start eaten some strange herbs.
    "Yes it is true.." Kathy said with sad look.

    After Araki regained compose, she looked at Kathy until she ask, "Katherine... Don't you mind if I check your... manly part?"

    A: Let Araki examine her.
    B: Don't let Araki examine her.
    C: Something else.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)18:18 No.18806901

    We (as Katherine) can trust Araki. At this moment, we're her patient rather than her co-worker & we did come to her for her medical opinion.

    So therefore....A!
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)18:37 No.18807068
    A: Let Araki examine her.
    Araki is Kat's doctor, and a trusted co-worker, after all.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/21/12(Sat)18:45 No.18807135
    Katherine trust Araki as her doctor so she slowly pulling down her panties and exposed her groin to her. Araki looked at Katherine's groin as if it was her first time to see a naked man.

    Araki gently touched them as she examined her groin.
    "No exposed testicles... I suspected that your testicles are inside in your body..." Araki comment as she keep examined her with nervous look.
    "Are you done yet...?" Katherine asked her as she start to breathe heavy.
    "Not yet Katherine... I hope if you don't mind if I check erection..." She said and then she start working on it.
    Katherine gasped as Araki try to make it big. Katherine start to remember the past when she was a man she had sex with some women. Katherine realize that Araki is quit unskilled but she have those warm hands...
    "It start to get bigger and... KYAAAAAA!" Araki squeal as she is covered with white goo...

    "I'm so sorry Araki! I don't mean it..." Katherine said as she try to help her to clean off the goo.
    "That is ok.... That is a good experienced for me..." Araki said as she tried to clean it off.

    After while, Araki finally clean up while Katherine are putting back on her panties.

    "Do you think that you could cure me?" Katherine asked her.
    "I don't have cure for it sadly but I remember last time I was at Maidlover's Bizarre Shop that he keep some cream and potions that allowed to change physical conditions." Araki said.

    A: Katherine head down to the shop herself.
    B: Katherine and Araki head down to the shop together.
    C: Go back to the bedroom.
    D: Something else.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)18:52 No.18807195

    >OOC: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Too funny!!

    Araki's medical expertise could help in describing Kat's situation to Maidlover since she is pretty self-conscious about her body. Plus Katherine could probably use the moral support.

    I say Araki should go with Kat to the shop. I vote: B.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)18:52 No.18807198
    B: Katherine and Araki head down to the shop together.
    As embarrassing as it is, we saw how trying to go it alone worked out with our wish.
    Better to have a professional help us with this decision.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)19:14 No.18807371

    True. Although in Kat's defense, she would've gotten what she wanted if she had just calmed down & thought about wording that wish properly.

    It's okay though. Katherine's growth as a character since becoming a futanari has been very entertaining.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/21/12(Sat)19:23 No.18807439
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    Katherine decided to let Araki follow her to Maidlover's Shop. They finally arrived at front of the shop and they notice that the shop become slightly bigger.

    When they enter the shop they see that room become even larger and they even see café area that are filled with odd people. They see Maidlover who came out behind the counter.
    "Welcome to my shop girls! As you had notice, I have even open café and mercenaries agency too. So what can I offer you?" Maidlover asked them.

    "Can we talk in private? It is little too crowed here" Katherine asked him.
    "No problem! Let go in my workshop!" He told them and then he showing them the way.

    While they are inside Maidlover's workshop, Araki telling him about Katherine's condition and he simple nod.
    "Sadly I don't have any permanent cure for it because those are awful expensive... but I have creams that will temporary make you into woman." He said and took out some of the creams from the shelves.
    "Real!" Katherine said with hopeful look.
    "But! Those cream don't come cheap but I can give free if you do something for me..." He said as his tone start to get serious.
    "Can you tell me about those conditions...?" She asked him as she start to get worry.
    "I want you to become one of my agent." Maidlover said bluntly to her.

    A: Let Katherine become Maidlover's agent.
    B: Refuse the offer.
    C: Try to make other deal.
    D: Something else.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)19:27 No.18807467

    One of his agents? Ask him to clarify so we know what Kat would have to do. She wouldn't have to spy on or do anything that would hurt Hito or the others, would she??
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)19:27 No.18807471
    C: Try to make other deal.

    This is what is called a conflict of interest. Kat is already employed under Hito.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)19:29 No.18807485
    Expensive...don't all of our maids have medical insurance?
    Araki should be able to get this covered under that plan, and if it's brought up as a medical treatment, I'm sure that Hito would agree to foot the bill.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)19:35 No.18807541

    If Katherine could get up the nerve to tell him about her "little problem", he probably would.

    But could Kat do that? She's kept that entirely to herself (she waited this long to tell Araki) because she's afraid Hito would reject her (WE know Hito would never do that but she DOESN'T).

    This is a huge decision so we should find out what Maidlover would expect Kat to do before we accept or reject his offer.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)19:40 No.18807584
    I suppose.

    But we should keep in mind that Araki can sign the medical forms for Kat; WHAT the medical condition is, doesn't have to be said. Just that the treatments are expensive.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)19:48 No.18807642

    That's a good point, anon. That may work.

    I just thought of something else too: if becoming an agent of Maidlover wouldn't involve anything illegal or something that would hurt Hito or the other maids, then Kat has a temporary fix.

    But: our group has a magical girl in our younger sister Tomoe. We don't know the extent of her powers yet; maybe she knows or could research a way to make the cream permanent.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/21/12(Sat)19:50 No.18807667
    "Excuse me miss Araki. I need to make private talk with Katherine." Maidlover told her. Araki turned to Katherine and decided to give them private.

    "Why do you want me as you agent?" Katherine asked him as they are now alone.
    "Do you remember about Ward Leisterman?" Maidlover asked her.
    "Yes... A horribly neckbeard and Rachelle's former master." Katherine said as she started to smoke her cigarette.
    "He should be defeated by your master's own hands but instead he fled...." He said as he turn around.
    "What? Should Hito defeat Leisterman? Are you seer something like Araki?" She asked with confused look.
    "Maybe I'm... But I can tell you that a third-party is involved and your master Hito will be a very important character that could change fate of all worlds." He said and then he turn back to her.
    "You will be perfect agent because you are trained fighter and you are working for your master Hito. Will you accept those deals or not?" He asked her while pointing at her with open hand.

    A: Accept it.
    B: Don't accept it.
    C: Something else.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)19:51 No.18807678
    C: Something else.
    Try to get the creams written off as a medical expense with Araki's help.

    A Maid cannot serve two Masters, as Rachelle showed.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)19:53 No.18807697

    As Katherine: *take a drag off cigarette* "Suppose for a minute that I take your offer. What would you expect me to do? I don't want to hurt Hito or any of the other girls."
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/21/12(Sat)20:02 No.18807768
    Katherine take a drag off her cigarette and then she speak, "Suppose for a minute that I take your offer. What would you expect me to do? I don't want to hurt Hito or any of the other girls."
    "Rather opposite Katherine. You must protect Hito and the girls. Because somebody try to kill him or put him in great obstactle for some unknown reason. Example like the guy in Duckburg universe who look pretty much alike your master." He said.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:05 No.18807787
    "And how long would I be your agent? I don't mind the work, but I don't like divided loyalties."
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)20:11 No.18807825

    Aha, now I see where ML is going with this. I think this is doable, fellow elegan/tg/entlemen.

    Kat is falling for Hito & wants to protect him anyway. She would want to protect the rest of the girls too.

    It's like getting paid by two different employers for doing the same job. Katherine would do all of that on her own anyway, but now she gets a bonus for doing it as well.

    I vote we accept his offer.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/21/12(Sat)20:17 No.18807861
    "And how long would I be your agent? I don't mind the work, but I don't like divided loyalties." Katherine asking him.
    "You will work as my agent until we can figure out who is behind all this plus as agent you will get nifty agent tools" He said as he pulled out some strange gadgets from one of the box.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)20:21 No.18807902
    Alright, against my better judgement, let's accept the deal.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)20:25 No.18807932

    I agree with you. I don't know if we're doing the right thing or not, but it seems to be a good deal.

    While we're at it, get an extra application & get Araki's help in writing it off as a medical expense. Take the extra to Tomoe & see if she can research a way to make it permanent.

    Be sure to have Araki or Sasha with Kat when she does this. Tomoe doesn't know Kat's "secret" & might freak out. We don't want her fixing Kat's problem permanently with a fireball spell.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/21/12(Sat)20:40 No.18808086
    "Alright... I will accept the deal." Katherine said and then she take a large breath with her cigarette. She don't real understand what Maidlover is actually talking about, only thing she know that somebody is after Hito and she want to kick their ass hard...

    "Good! Now you are my official agent!" He said happily and then he searching through the stuff.
    "Here is the cream that I'm promised. You only need to apply the cream on your... banana and rub until it start to get effect. Then you can proudly show your..." Maidlover say until he got interrupted by Katherine's punch.
    "I KNOW and don't talk about perverse stuff to me!" Katherine yell at him.

    "*sob* Ok... let me bring you agent stuff." Maidlover said as he try to resist the urge to cry after he got a real nasty punch to his face.

    After while Katherine got some of stuff from Maidlover and following stuff she got is:

    Dimensional Cellphone: Like cellphone but it allowed to contact people through other dimension.

    Dimensional Tracker: A special device that allowed to track people who recently travel to other dimension.

    Utility Belt: You can pull out almost any useful tools in most situations but you must make a dice rolls check for it.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)20:46 No.18808154
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    >the "tutorial"

    I like where the campaign is going. We're gonna save the world & expand our harem.

    >OOC: ML, are you wrapping up for the night or are we going to keep going? I could put up the link to the Quest Discussion thread if you want.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/21/12(Sat)20:55 No.18808264
    End of Part 13, Continue on part 14: Yukata's Challenges.

    >OOC: ML, are you wrapping up for the night or are we going to keep going? I could put up the link to the Quest Discussion thread if you want.

    Yep decided to wrap now because it start to get very late for me. I can put the link to the discussion thread myself and thank by the way.

    The link to the discussion thread http://www.gamerchan.net/qd/res/1.html#1

    Thank for playing guys and see you next time!
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/21/12(Sat)20:58 No.18808302

    Have a good night & sleep well, ML. See ya next week!

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