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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Panchira Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)22:00 No.18809023  
    These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    You find yourselves staring into a large room where dozens of 'big' men dressed as schoolgirls were gathered.
    From one corner of the room, you hear the sound of electric clippers.
    You look to see a girl wearing a full leather suit giving a guy in a sailor uniform a mohawk.
    Everywhere else, similarly dressed schoolgirls were whipping the mohawk adorned, sailor-fuku wearing men.
    "Fuck, We just found the haystack." You tell Gai.

    The large men continue milling around getting whipped, not even turning to look in your direction.

    >2200 on the dot
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:03 No.18809078
    rolled 93 = 93

    Krauss detect Device now!
    We shall find this SOB now!
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:05 No.18809102
    'Kraus, scan for the rogue's Device, and any sign of his latent majaik.'

    Have Gai watch the exit, and Hayate goes in to find R.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:06 No.18809113
    Holy shit, KY and MSQ, it is a glorious weekend
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)22:06 No.18809117
    How many exits to this room are there? Gai covers a different one than us, and we call out something to the effect of, "Froggy-chan's a slut!"
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:11 No.18809182
    Oh right, that's right. Because Perrine is R's waifu.

    But the question is: will he fall for it?
    He's still a Bureau operative, he might be able to resist.
    But then again, he went native, and his training may mostly be forgotten.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:14 No.18809219
    Not to mention Z&W.

    It's like christmas has come early!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)22:15 No.18809227
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    You look around as Gai secures the door.
    One of the large men approaches you, his girth sending shockwaves through the floor with each step, his skirt swaying morbidly as he moves.
    "Hey Onii-chan-tacchi, you're violating the dresscode." He pouts disgustingly, "Only kawaii schoolgirls are allowed in here."
    "I have no time for this." You tell him as you show the brick in your holster. "Get out of our way or I will brick you."
    He backs off, scared. "O-okay Oniichan, no need to be so mean."

    'Kraus, can you scan for any latent majaik or R's Device?' you ask your partner.

    You have to flush him out of this crowd of deviants.
    And a couple of ideas come to mind.

    [ ]other
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)22:15 No.18809234
    If we can't locate his device, it's worth a go.

    Actually, I think saying she likes us more may be better.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:16 No.18809235
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:16 No.18809244
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:17 No.18809253
    And hope to all that we hold holy that Perrine is not watching this.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:17 No.18809255
    Frank, Billy and Slannesh are looking for YOU.

    Saying Froggy is a Slut will probably get more people active than we want, by going this route we'll be picking out only the Bureau members.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)22:17 No.18809256
    "Froggy's pregnant with my child!"
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:18 No.18809272
    Were going to need some booze.


    Brick chan at the ready.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:18 No.18809275
    rolled 8 = 8

    "I heard from a very reliable source that Froggy-Chan sucks all the dicks!"
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:19 No.18809284
    Don't actually call her a slut, say something like "She is MY waifu, get your own", or something that wouldn't offend Perrine should she see a recording of this mission.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:20 No.18809287
    Maybe, but it also outs us as Bureau agents as well.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:26 No.18809357
    rolled 19 = 19

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)22:27 No.18809374
    Hayate doesn't even need to know that it's true. Wouldn't you be enraged if some guy told you he'd knocked up your waifu? And, if R knows the IDPKB has made contact with the SWQ dimension, he could think we're telling the truth.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:28 No.18809377
    [x] other
    "Perrine might look cute, but she has the personality of a pineapple!"
    >expose Perrine to Strike Witches Anime
    >get to episode 7
    >dvd version
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:28 No.18809381
    ...Let's not insult Perrine like a whore.

    The "Froggy is pregnant with my child", on the other hand, is liable to be hilarious and to push *all* the buttons. Let's go with that.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)22:31 No.18809407
    Exactly. It can also lead to delicious misunderstandings, if Perrine sees.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:32 No.18809421
    >a female AI/construct would make sense in a robot body yes? now how2maek the connection
    Meh, too complicated LG. Just make her out of pure data, like the Director. Then she can transform, like our other hijacked constructs.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:33 No.18809423
    Alright, changing my vote to "Froggy is pregnant with my child".
    Though it's probably too late by now.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)22:33 No.18809428
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    >Froggy is a slut.

    You remember what little information you know about the target.
    He actively participates in WaifuWars.
    He would defend his waifu, Froggy, to no end.
    He has also gone native, possibly making him forget his training.

    You cup your hands around your mouth and shout,
    The crowd stops moving around.
    Unknown to you, Gai smirks inside his helmet.

    Several large men step out of the crowd in your direction.
    "You talking shit about my waifu?" A buff black guy asks you, his arms around a dakimakura printed with an anime character.
    "FUCK YOU." Another equally large guy tells the first one. "SHE WAS MY WAIFU FIRST."
    "FUCK YOU ALL," Someone form the back yells. "FROGGY IS MINE!"

    Punches fly, school uniforms are ripped.
    Absolute mayhem begins.

    Huge, mohawk bearing, stripped panty wearing men duke it out with fists, feet and the ocational body check.

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:33 No.18809429
    I agree. This is what I want.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:34 No.18809439
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    What could possibly go wrong?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:34 No.18809444
    Start bricking. We're bound to find him sooner or later.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:35 No.18809448
    I saw this coming. Let them duke it out, keep a very close eye on the brawl, don't let any of them out of the room. Once it's full of unconscious people go sift through it and find the agent we're looking for.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:35 No.18809452
    Go for the guy at the back.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:35 No.18809460
    >Unknown to you, Gai smirks inside his helmet.
    Damn, Perrine, you're into getting Hayate triple-teamed? You naughty. You so naughty. Damn, girl.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:36 No.18809462
    Circle around the edge of the brawl, have Kraus scan the faces for a facial match with our photo of R.
    Once we find him, we fall on him like a one-ton brick.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:36 No.18809472
    Sit back and wait. We'll take the last man standing as our next info press.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)22:36 No.18809474
    Now we bring up Frank.

    "Hey Raj, I heard Frank's lookin' for you!"
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:38 No.18809497
    Make sure *all* of them are knocked out, then proceed to go around to each one and compare face to photo until we have a match.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:39 No.18809508
    >a female AI/construct would make sense in a robot body yes?
    We've already shown that the Bureau can create fully physical forms for their AI constructs using majaik.
    A permanent physical body isn't necessary, as long as the AI is bonded with a user and Device, and gets a supply of majaik from the user.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:41 No.18809526
    It would allow us to have that robomaid, though. Which is, I think, exactly what LG is going for.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)22:42 No.18809541
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    Someone comes at you with a wildly thrown punch, you evade and introduce his face to your brick.
    You and Gai are eventually dragged into the fray.

    The brick performs beautifully, taking down opponents left and right.
    As you duck under a clumsy karate chop and counter with brick to the groin, Erica mentillates you.

    You need to get out of this neckbeard battle and assist your team.

    Taking first one only.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:42 No.18809544
    I suppose it comes down to whether we want a maid permanently at the house, or if we want to be able to have them appear alongside our other familiars wherever we go.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/21/12(Sat)22:42 No.18809545
    That would peacefully cut the Moral Hatting Debate once and for all, but it leaves the problem of us nearing Swag Singularity
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)22:43 No.18809556
    rolled 3 = 3

    Gotta fly now
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:43 No.18809558
    rolled 81 = 81

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:43 No.18809559
    rolled 26 = 26

    Aw shit. We fucked up.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:43 No.18809560
    We could *probably* invent a temporary clone potion that makes a few identical copies of us for an hour or so. Like that jam in Akiko-san to Issho.
    So we could, theoretically, triple-team all the girls at once if they wanted it.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:44 No.18809574
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:44 No.18809576
    I personally don't want a robomaid with a full human personality. I'd prefer an actual, y'know, robot.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:44 No.18809577
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)22:44 No.18809578
    rolled 26 = 26

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:45 No.18809582

    What did we say about using the dice, Udz?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:45 No.18809584
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    Udz...I'm not angry. Just disappointed.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)22:49 No.18809635
    rolled 37 = 37

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:51 No.18809649
    You fuckers were mad at me for rolling for the brick, and now look, it is by far the most useful thing that we got in that box.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:51 No.18809654
    Fair point.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:51 No.18809661


    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:52 No.18809666
    No shit. Bricks are an amazing weapon an tool. They're even better than a large rock. Only knives exceed them in sheer versatility. I wasn't mad at all.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/21/12(Sat)22:52 No.18809675
    For a brick called Demon Slayer, I'd be mad if it wasnt useful
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:53 No.18809684

    here is one of my internetz i won a while back.

    you can have it as a token my apology.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)22:53 No.18809690
    >implying Erica hasn't already taken those
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:54 No.18809696
    It's only useful because LG MADE it useful.
    If you had called it BRICK, the DEMON SLAYER when you rolled for it, then you'd have a point.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)22:55 No.18809701
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    You fight desperately to get to the door.
    But the large bodied, skirt-wearing men just keep getting in your way.

    You brick them as much as you could, chips flying off your reliable baked-clay weapon.
    Gai delivers karate chops and kicks with gusto, but they jsut keep coming.

    'Erica, keep on his tail, we're in sort of a bind right now.' You mentillate her, as you make yet another neckbeard part with his front teeth.
    'Roger that. The fucker is fast though.' She answers you.

    You fight on.

    After about 30 minutes of liberal applications of brick and fist, the last neckbeard finally falls.
    His large mass makes the sound of pudding spilling onto a tile floor as he crumbles in a head onto the ground.

    [ ]status report
    [ ]Go after team
    [ ]other
    *Add a roll to your choice*
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:55 No.18809709
    I referenced the demon slaying brick in my next post, which may or may not have inspired LG to make it said brick.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:56 No.18809721
    rolled 44 = 44

    [x] Status report. No point going after them if we don't know where they are.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:56 No.18809723
    rolled 40, 83 = 123

    Go after team, ask for status report on the move.

    2d100 because both.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:56 No.18809727
    rolled 15 = 15

    >[x]status report
    It's been a half hour. Either they caught him, or they lost him.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:57 No.18809732
    rolled 33 = 33

    >[X]Go after team

    Why can't we get a status report while we do that?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)22:57 No.18809737
    rolled 24 = 24

    [x]Status update

    I have to roll, LG demands it!
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:57 No.18809743
    rolled 12 = 12

    Status report + Chase after simultaneously.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:58 No.18809755

    Well we fucking suck today.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:58 No.18809756
    Let's loot them for raw cash and trade goods real quick while getting a status report.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:58 No.18809763
    rolled 13 = 13

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)22:59 No.18809764
    rolled 43 = 43

    Status report while we quickly scan the room to make sure our guy isn't among the bodies. It's most likely him that bolted, but we don't know for sure.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/21/12(Sat)23:01 No.18809785
    rolled 64 = 64

    MEh, Its probably too late but why the fuck not

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:01 No.18809787

    Man, these are fucked up deviants who get off on dressing up like schoolgirls and whipping each other. I want no part of anything they might be carrying.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:01 No.18809788
    rolled 15 = 15

    [x] Status Report and Loot the Room
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:01 No.18809799
    [x] after team
    >Gai smirks
    Because he knows it's true, or the mental image?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:02 No.18809807
    I don't care what we have to do or who we have to do it to, Perrine can NEVER hear of this.

    We're not being recorded inside the simulation, so we just have to make sure Gai doesn't say anything. Considering what he knows, that'll be easy enough.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)23:03 No.18809813
    rolled 60 = 60

    He knows, bro.

    He's our bro, be it literally or figuratively. He wouldn't fuck us like that.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/21/12(Sat)23:04 No.18809825
    rolled 5 = 5

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:05 No.18809838
    >"How did he find out! I didn't tell anyone what we did!" #iwishthiswasmsq
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:05 No.18809846
    >These rolls.

    Looks we aren't gonna complete this mission.

    Oh well.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:07 No.18809865
    But which is the part that's true? That we singlehandledly TP'd her or that we impregnated her?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:08 No.18809875
    rolled 50 = 50

    Status report
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)23:08 No.18809876
    rolled 20 = 20

    Oh, that's irrelevant.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:10 No.18809905
    Next potion on list: Clone potion.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:11 No.18809909
    rolled 40 = 40

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:11 No.18809914
    rolled 75 = 75

    Status Report
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:11 No.18809917
    Actually, I don't think we need a potion for that.
    Mike does it all the time in our CQC classes.

    Why not just ask him how to do it, and learn from him?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:12 No.18809928
    Know what? You are right.
    I'm apparently to sleepy to know when a statement is 'inflated' for effect.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:12 No.18809930
    I can see it now.


    >Ten Thousand Falcon Punches from every single possible angle at once
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)23:13 No.18809942
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    >status report
    >go after team
    >dem mediocre rolls

    You quickly run outside, threatening Hapsiel with your brick to get him out of your way.

    As yuo get back to the street, you ask Erica for her location and a quick status report.
    'We're near the Pillar of Pleasure, It's a large dick shaped building you should see to the west. We lost the guy somewhere around here.' She tells you.
    'Keep looking. Gai and I are on our way.'

    You run through the streets towards the obscene pink tower in the distance.

    You arrive there to find the girls standing under the shade of a large rainbow colored tree, the ninjas are out scouting the area.
    "Sorry. We lost him. Fucker was fast." Erica tells you.

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:15 No.18809958
    Damn, that was a good opportunity that we missed. Ok, which way was he going, Kraus can you pick up anything on footage.

    Head in the direction he was going, try to pick up the trail and ask people if they've seen him.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:16 No.18809974


    "That is not how you do it teacakes"

    He/she suddenly grabs your head and thrust her/his hips forward, making you kiss the base. pain like you never experienced before run throughout your larynx all the while tears started to flow.

    "now you know how it feels huh?" she/he smirks
    "mine is a little bigger than yours though...so i guess its alot worse.. well then shall we start for real this time?"

    he/she pulls you head back, just as you take a breath of air she thrusts again. as this goes on, on what it feels like forever, you feel regret on the fact that they never found a cure for that potion....more regret on letting erica and your girlfriends take the second batch you created....
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:17 No.18809975
    rolled 13 = 13

    Look inside the Penis building.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:17 No.18809982
    Have Kraus check security cam footage of the area, see if he can find R anywhere.
    Let's see if the shirtninjas are able to find anything.
    And start asking around, see if people saw him run by.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:19 No.18810005
    >roughly spitroasted by Erica and Ursula

    You know, I'm alright with this.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:19 No.18810010
    >Susan getting gangbanged by genderswapped girlfriends all day

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:22 No.18810044
    rolled 63 = 63

    Because no one else seems to be saying it...

    What is this faggot tree?

    Anyways, have Kraus access surveillance in the area. If that goes bust, look inside the great phallus.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:22 No.18810052
    Check archives, see this in the description

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:24 No.18810073
    >a female AI/construct would make sense in a robot body yes? now how2maek the connection

    Looks like we're creating our own robomaid.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:28 No.18810126
    Duh blank robomaid in the basement, we happen to let Kraus check it out, and poof we got our servant in our world.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:34 No.18810179

    this is not an 18+ board, please don't post stuff like this.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)23:35 No.18810193
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    >Security cams
    >check area out
    'Kraus can you get any security cams for this street? Try and find our guy.'
    You scan the crowd as Kraus does his thing.
    Around you, people in various clothing walk around checking out the sights and shops. Quite a few of them are entering the Pillar of pleasure.
    'So Kraus did you find him?'
    'What. Come-on man, I just asked you to scan the security footage.'

    You turn to your team, and call back the Ninjas.
    "He's inside." You point at the phallic structure. "Naru, YOu and the ninjas stay here and cover the exits. We'll head in and try to intercept him."
    "Yes, My Lord." She answers with a bow.

    You, Gai and the girls run inside.

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:36 No.18810195

    keep insulting his waifu, all the while being warry of the surroundings
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:36 No.18810200
    rolled 25 = 25

    A dick climbing wall, I suppose I should have seen that coming.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:36 No.18810201
    rolled 37 = 37

    I have a bad feeling about this...
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:37 No.18810203
    rolled 84 = 84

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:37 No.18810204
    rolled 17 = 17

    Our luck is going to be abysmal, just like it has been all night.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)23:37 No.18810210
    rolled 15 = 15

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:37 No.18810215
    Actually, the mods have confirmed more than once in the past that adult text is acceptable on a blue board. Also, you don't mean 18+, you mean NSFW. No boards are 18+.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:37 No.18810216
    All of 4chan is 18+, read the rules.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:38 No.18810218
    rolled 62 = 62

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:38 No.18810222
    rolled 85 = 85

    For blood and glory!
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:38 No.18810226
    rolled 80 = 80

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:38 No.18810227
    Yes boner

    Also clone potion tacked onto the copy pasta list I will post at the end of the thread
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)23:39 No.18810229
    rolled 84 = 84

    So long as it's not too... detailed. What was posted wasn't bad.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:39 No.18810231
    rolled 13 = 13

    This will be tragic
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:41 No.18810262
    >Also clone potion
    Again, I bring up the validity of this potion.
    While it might be useful for other people and be a good money-maker, Mike can just teach us how to make combat clones himself.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:41 No.18810270
    The threads they confirmed as okay were actually pretty... explicit. The NSFW/SFW thing is entirely concerning images which an employer/parent could casually glance.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)23:42 No.18810277
    I'd bet you're right.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)23:42 No.18810287
    Yeah? Groovy.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:45 No.18810330
    So, uh, I was wondering.
    Would Hayate's experience and expertise as a male translate to Susan's effectiveness in doing things from the other side?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:46 No.18810336
    Just like the rule, that we can link to porn, but we can't post it.

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:47 No.18810339
    They require majaik and quite possibly skills we don't have

    Also our alchemy is as much to buff our team as it is to buff ourselves so we make these things.

    Also the trolling possibilities are endless
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:47 No.18810343
    Yes. Gay men can work a cock like no straight woman ever could. Susan would be magnificent.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:49 No.18810373
    I'm not saying that we shouldn't make the Clone Potion, because it would be of great use to our team and be a good source of income.
    Simply that we should learn how to do it from Mike, without potions, first. That will make creating the potion easier, and we won't be dependent on potions during a fight.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:50 No.18810387
    Not to mention instant clones would have considerable combat and other mission applications.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:50 No.18810392
    Oh yeah sure, if we can learn it
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:51 No.18810400
    >instant clones
    "Shadowclone jutsu"
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:53 No.18810412
    For THAT, we're going to need potions.
    Because of our constant majaik drain, we don't have the majaik reserves needed to pull off something like that.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:53 No.18810416
    They pop on damage, Mike's don't

    Also the narutoverse got juiced by the bureau
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:53 No.18810423
    Sounds like Mr. Green
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:54 No.18810430
    I'm gonna vote to have us snipe the bastard down.

    Because fuck climbing a wall of dicks.

    I also refuse to let the girls do that. I think they'll agree.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/21/12(Sat)23:54 No.18810435
    Finally made it goddammit, busy as hell today.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:54 No.18810439
    Erica would enjoy it probably
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:55 No.18810449
    speaking of making new potions...




    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:56 No.18810458
    Snipe him down with a brilliantly placed brick? Or are we getting the moe moe magnum out?
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:57 No.18810463
    Erica has a machinegun
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:57 No.18810467

    i am sure a talking white cat with a cane would sue us for infringement
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/21/12(Sat)23:58 No.18810481
    Maybe Magnum for suppresive fire, then brick his brain while his still.
    I am not eager to climb a wall of fucking dicks.
    Knowing this place, some of those might even be real.
    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:58 No.18810482
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/21/12(Sat)23:58 No.18810487
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    You quickly find the wallclimbing arena, after taking a left at the lobby and its elevators.

    You find it extending most of the way inside the tower,
    Instead of the normal handholds you would usually see attached to a free climbing wall, this place has dildos of varying shapes and sizes attached as handholds.

    "Dafuk is this?" Erica asks as you watch a particularly 'inventive' climber making her way up the wall with some 'interesting' technique.

    Your mark is nowhere to be found.
    There seems to be no other way up to the top that you could see.

    >> Anonymous 04/21/12(Sat)23:59 No.18810494
    I think that even Erica has a limit.

    A wall of dicks is just too much for any but the most depraved.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/21/12(Sat)23:59 No.18810502
    Don appropriate gloves, get to climban.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:00 No.18810512
    Let's look for the belaying gear or whatever and have the Gai and the Ninjas hoist the rest of us up.

    Or look for a service ladder or staircase

    If all else fails, climb a wall of dicks.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:01 No.18810519
    Get to climbing, I'd pull up a proper PTSD memory for this situation but I can't think of any reasonable way Hayate would have practice climbing a literal wall of dicks.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:01 No.18810520
    Yeah, but Mike is limited to 5, while Naruto could make up to a hundred.

    As for the Naruto Canons getting Juiced, that might have been a S.U.E. version of Naruto, or one that was considered expendable since he came from a Crossover.
    Intentionally destroying entire Canons is frowned upon by both the TSAB and the TG (even if rogue factions within the TG do it).
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)00:01 No.18810521
    Start climbing, watch out for lubricants and such.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)00:01 No.18810525
    Also: "Kraus spotted our target climbing this... abomination. Seems our best bet."

    Actually, let's start with >>18810512
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:01 No.18810531

    i hope she does not try and suck those.

    climb with them
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:02 No.18810543
    Go around to the other side. There's gonna be rigging attachments and various maintenance access points.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:02 No.18810544
    Look for a service ladder or elevator. See if we could get up to the top by using the elevators back in the lobby.
    We don't have time to be wasting climbing.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:03 No.18810551
    As cool as it is I doubt it would work

    Making healing tablets probably would if we took a more powerful healing potion which we should see about getting from Ryuu soon
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:03 No.18810552
    Well, I'm sure this place is host to every STD known to man.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:04 No.18810564
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:04 No.18810573
    Well, if you're calling the Requisitions branch a rogue faction. . .

    What about that time we were trapped in a Taiwanese warehouse and we had to climb a wall of Dick Clark, Richard Nixon, and Andy Dick merchandise to escape from the Brothel Owner our father sold us to?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)00:07 No.18810599
    That's... That's a very different wall of dicks.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:07 No.18810602
    If TG Requisitions was breaking Canons by stealing Canon-important people and items, then they'd get a visit from TG Black Ops.
    The Crumplers and the Firemen are the ones known to destroy Canons, and when they get out of hand, they get hunted down like the rogue agents they are.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)00:08 No.18810604
    Ahh yes, Olde English you are my one true waifu.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:11 No.18810644
    Climb ze wall.
    Wear gloves if we have them.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:14 No.18810682
    Those dildos have probably been used in every conceivable way.

    We need biohazard suits.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)00:14 No.18810684
    ive got a question.
    Are these floppy, soft plastic dildos? Or are they hard ones? Because that would make a big difference in climbing difficulty.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:14 No.18810692
    What if a faction nobody knows about starts destroying canons?
    Are there canons nobody cares about?

    And finally: is a visit from TG BlackOps survivable?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)00:15 No.18810702
    Probably a mix.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:16 No.18810721
    Depends on how badly they're pissed off at you.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:17 No.18810743
    If they are in bureau space the tg and TSAB generally leave it alone though.

    And an entire canon of S.U.Es would be ordered destroyed by both due to the danger if they ever broke out
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/22/12(Sun)00:18 No.18810748
    The canons that wont matter would be the weak ones, canons that didnt have an impact here on Earth, but by that definition, it wont pose much threat, unless it was a shitty one filled with sues
    The question is not if they're hard or smooth.
    The question is are there any real ones.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:19 No.18810769
    I think those are things outside the scope of this quest.

    A faction nobody knew about that destroyed canons would quickly be discovered and dealt with.

    TG black ops is serious business. The Bureau is like a large police department. If the CIA wanted to, they could run the place inside a year. Black ops will get their mission done and leave cookies for Santa before anyone knows what's going on.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)00:19 No.18810771
    My god!
    Welp this will be something to add to the ptsd list.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:19 No.18810776
    They will be found eventually and all canons are cared about to some degree

    A visit from the tg blackops is likely if you destroy canon's without reason but the bureau would do it because it is an entire canon of SUE which means if the bureau didn't then the tg and TSAB would do it and anything in a five canon radius to be sure

    The factions in the editors setting don't fuck around
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:19 No.18810779
    -Stop giving him idea's.
    -Nah too many people on earth for there to be a canon nobody cares about.
    -TG BlackOps? For a normal human? Fuck no. For a trained agent with years experience? Maybe.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/22/12(Sun)00:21 No.18810801
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    "Guys. Unfortunately, this... Abomination is our only clue to that leads to the target. We're gonna have to climb." You tell your team.

    Hina slowly steps back, Erica grins and scans the wall, already looking for a route up.
    Gai says nothing and pulls his gloves on tighter.

    You don't see any belaying gear or ropes. it seems you will have to make this climb without any safety gear on.

    "C-can't we just take the elevator?" Hina asks you.
    "There's no assurance that it will lead to where the top of this wall does though." Erica tells her.
    "B-but..." Gai interrupts Hina.
    "Hina and I shall take the elevator, The culprit might make his way back down through them." He tells you.

    "Okay, good idea." you tell him, not wanting your pink-haired girlfriend to be anymore uncomfortable. "Keep in contact."

    Gai and Hina head back to the lobby as you and Erica assault the wall.

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:22 No.18810818
    rolled 43 = 43

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:22 No.18810819
    rolled 14 = 14

    Well, we're climbing a wall of dicks, this was not in the job description Mike gave us to entice us into joining.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:23 No.18810824
    rolled 15 = 15

    We were trained by a giant monkey. We know how to climb.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:23 No.18810826
    rolled 40 = 40

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:23 No.18810829
    Yeah the bureau seems to use lesser numbers of higher trained / more powerful operatives.

    The tg is like the American army, they will do the job it will hurt and there won't be much left once the job is done, the back ops is like the American special forces all rolled into one
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:23 No.18810831
    rolled 27 = 27

    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)00:23 No.18810832
    rolled 37 = 37

    We gonna die.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:24 No.18810843
    rolled 69 = 69

    So we're in a dickrace with Erica.

    Dick jokes and banter on the way up are obligatory.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)00:24 No.18810846
    rolled 30 = 30

    Jesus the dice gods have hated us recently.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:24 No.18810849
    rolled 93 = 93

    This was not in the job description...

    Do we have gloves?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:24 No.18810850
    rolled 72 = 72

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:25 No.18810857
    >US Special Forces
    >not Australian SAS
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:25 No.18810859
    >Unknown to you, Gai smirks inside his helmet.
    >"B-but..." Gai interrupts Hina.

    I feel that this isn't Gai for some reason.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:25 No.18810860
    >those rolls

    We make it halfway up until we slip and hit every one on the way down.

    I'm a little frightened at Erica's response. Did not expect her to be so... open minded.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:27 No.18810879
    She wants to watch us handle a fuckton of dicks. Shit this is gonna have repercussions.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:29 No.18810913
    It is.

    Gai is Ikusa, whom is aware of the timeloop and what is generally going on. He's also controlling our reloads. Which we have a limited number of.

    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)00:29 No.18810921
    roll for anal circumfirence?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:30 No.18810934
    We already knew Erica likes dicks. Only thing stopping her from fucking half the Bureau is that she got addicted to ours on day 1.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:30 No.18810936
    Nah, I'd say that TG Black Ops is an amalgam of many different specops traditions.
    They have the funding of the US Special Forces, the expertise and balls-out insanity of the Australian SASR, and the attitude towards collateral damage of the Soviet Spetznaz.
    There's a reason why TG Black Ops are used to terminate rogue TG and Institute personnel. Because when you have the horrors of deviantart and fanfiction.net to fight, you need something even scarier behind you with a gun pressed to the back of your head reminding you of your duty.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:30 No.18810938
    With what? Our dart gun? Our brick? Our gun that shoots rubber bullets?

    We're going to climb this wall of dicks, whether we like it or not.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:31 No.18810945
    I mean how hard would it be for her to make ursula request those potions from day one.... I should shut up now.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:32 No.18810967
    Australian SAS are a bit different and I see the bureau as closer to them than The TG black ops are
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:35 No.18811011
    A scenario for you guys: let's say a certain place (e.g. Earth) was 'victim' of a major canon violation, as in, multiple characters from multiple canons appearing where they really shouldn't.
    As the mutiple factions scramble to investigate what the fuck happened, they find out the locals took care of the problem themselves by the simple, yet effective and quite human method of pumping the 'invaders' full of lead. They also find out the locals gained meta awareness.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:36 No.18811013
    Actually that isn't loaded and fired yet, all we know is he has sometimes dressed as a rider. At this point he could also be Kyon or any number of other people controlling things behind the scenes and changing places with people as necessary.

    I remember there was a reference to him even possibly being Shirou since he is the last person anyone could possibly suspect
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:37 No.18811038
    It depends on whose space the violation is in and to what level of awareness they reached

    Most common is use that to their advantage but some factions or groups within factions may just decide to wipe all memory and knowledge of the meta from the inhabitants
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/22/12(Sun)00:38 No.18811049
    You climb.
    Taking a silicon member in your hand, you pull yourself up the wall, not even thinking of what exactly you were grabbing onto through your white cotton gloves.
    'There goes another pair in the trash' you think to yourself.
    Erica climbs alongside you, grinning as she watches you 'handle' the wall.

    You're halfway up, hand over hand, you scale the obscene obstacle.
    You reach out for another handhold, it's warm and spongy.
    "FUCK!" You quickly let go and find another one to take a hold of.
    As you passed that particular outcropping, you give it a solid kick, a satisfying "OOMPH" could be heard inside the wall.

    Eventually, you arrive at the top just behind Erica.
    After taking your gloves off and abandoning them on the floor, you head to what appears to be a service ladder leading to a trapdoor.

    You climb the steel rungs and push the door open.

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:40 No.18811068
    rolled 74 = 74

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:40 No.18811070
    rolled 78 = 78

    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)00:40 No.18811079
    rolled 24 = 24

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:41 No.18811094
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    rolled 63 = 63

    Comeon infiltration dice don't fail me now.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)00:42 No.18811098
    rolled 88 = 88

    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/22/12(Sun)00:43 No.18811110
    He is going to pay for what he made us go through.

    Rough him up
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:43 No.18811111
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    rolled 56 = 56

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:43 No.18811114
    rolled 96 = 96

    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/22/12(Sun)00:43 No.18811118
    rolled 63 = 63

    also rollin
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)00:51 No.18811213
    rolled 69 = 69

    We haven't rolled poorly enough, let me try.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)00:52 No.18811229
    rolled 22 = 22


    Slaneesh approves.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/22/12(Sun)00:56 No.18811300
    You find yourselves on the roof.
    A low railing surrounds a space littered with vents, AC units, and junk.
    You smell cigarette smoke in the air.
    Taking the brick out of your harness, as Erica readies her gun, you step cautiously across the roof towards the source.

    "Okay. You got me." R says as he puts the cigarette outwith his shoe, He's looking out over the railing towards the twisted city below. "I really should have resisted climbing that fucking wall and getting cornered here."
    A soft breeze rustles his skirt as he turns around.
    "I'm still gonna put up a fight though." He bullrushes you, His large frame faster than you expected.

    The bodycheck was too fast for you to avoid and he crashes into you, the brick falling out of your hands.
    Erica tries to get a shot in, but she couldn't risk hitting you, so she circles the two of you.

    "I'm not going back! HERE I AM FREE. HERE I CAN DO WHAT I WANT." R says as his huge fists pummel you, every blow like a meaty sledge hammer. His mohawk dancing in the breeze. "AND IF I BELIEVE HER HARD ENOUGH, SHE WILL MAKE ALL MY DREAMS AND DELUSIONS COME TRUE!"
    You spot a familiar tattoo on the side of his head.

    He continues his brutal attack.

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:57 No.18811317
    I'm picturing the many canons as the galaxies are in the universe, or stars are in a galaxy. As in, an extension of 'space' thought empty actually wasn't.
    The place I'm talking about is in one of these extensions, and the collission made it appear on whatever instrument is used to detect canons.

    As for the awareness level, every single man, woman and child on Earth now know beyond reasonable doubt that there are multiple universes. They know there people in those and, most of all, they know they are reachable.
    Some, naturally, went crazy. Some, naturally, thought they found friends beyond the Blue Planet.

    Some, naturally, planned a counterattack.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)00:57 No.18811323
    rolled 32 = 32

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:57 No.18811325
    rolled 14 = 14

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:58 No.18811332
    rolled 20 = 20

    The funny thing is that I've actually met her and she's in love with me. Your love isn't true, true love is hard, it has setbacks, it takes work and it sometimes fails and hurts you deep inside.

    You are instead just running, hiding and dreaming. You do not know love.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:58 No.18811335
    rolled 31 = 31

    You know nothing of dreams!
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)00:58 No.18811338
    rolled 42 = 42

    what i wrong with my dice today?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:58 No.18811341
    rolled 77 = 77

    What this guy is doing isn't even that bad compared to what we've been through.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:58 No.18811342
    rolled 14 = 14

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:58 No.18811348
    rolled 39 = 39

    We can't roll today can we.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)00:59 No.18811362
    rolled 1 = 1

    You're going home whether you like it or not. Grow up. You had a job to do, and you abandoned it!
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)01:00 No.18811367
    rolled 26 = 26

    Once more into the breach!
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/22/12(Sun)01:00 No.18811372
    rolled 66 = 66



    >You spot a familiar tattoo on the side of his head.
    Is he a follower of Haruhism?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:00 No.18811374
    rolled 47 = 47

    "You could never been free in this enclosed trap of failure and deviants."
    Then introduce him to our recovered friend, Monsieur Brick.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)01:00 No.18811375
    rolled 40 = 40

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:01 No.18811383
    rolled 28 = 28

    Great. Now we're going to get raped by a wall of dicks.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:01 No.18811385
    rolled 59 = 59

    Oh fuck that fucking weird god thing that I don't know shit about.

    Talk shit about his waifu again and then punch him in the windpipe
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)01:01 No.18811387
    rolled 51 = 51

    "I've seen her, man, she's real! I've talked to her, not in my head, at the academy. Maybe she'd talk to you, too, if you just go back."
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:01 No.18811388
    When a world "awakens" to the meta, there's a few things that can happen.

    It stays quiet because it knows the big boy's pool is too dangerous right now.

    It makes lots of noise and gets brought under the protective wing of one of the "good" agencies: Transspace Guard, TSBA, Bureau.

    It makes lots of noise and gets absorbed by one of the mean entities: HyperAthens, Combine, any hostile organization.

    A single world would best protect itself by keeping quiet.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:01 No.18811395
    rolled 57 = 57

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:01 No.18811397
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:01 No.18811399
    We're going home alright. In a box.

    Fucking /tg/ dice today, goddamn. They used to love us.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)01:02 No.18811406
    rolled 59 = 59

    Guys guys. Stop bringing attention to it. Maybe if we ignore it, it won't happen.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:03 No.18811415
    rolled 41 = 41

    box made of cocks?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:04 No.18811430
    rolled 67 = 67

    Fuck the 1.

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:04 No.18811432
    Full planetary Meta-contamination?
    An unwillingness to ally with any of the major factions?
    They're still too weak to be able to stand on their own.
    TG = Planetary bombardment; Base Delta Zero carried out by TG Black Ops. All records erased.
    ATN = go back in time, assassinate a few key people, introduce advanced technology, turn the world into another client-timeline in their war.
    Closers = kill most of the population and use the rest in bloody gladiatorial games.
    Combine = harvest or kill outright everyone on the planet.
    TSAB = Quarantine with an enforced DMZ. If push comes to shove, will destroy all major centers of industry and technology.
    UPW = Quarantine with an enforced DMZ.
    Hedonists = well, you're right fucked. You got the furries.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:07 No.18811473
    rolled 46 = 46

    Oh what the hell. One more try.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)01:08 No.18811483
    rolled 17 = 17

    Oh, what the hell.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:09 No.18811493
    rolled 29 = 29

    The dice simply do not want us to succeed tonight.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)01:09 No.18811494
    rolled 48 = 48

    That... did not work.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/22/12(Sun)01:13 No.18811547
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    You try and shove him off you but to no avail.
    His huge bulk weighing you down like a tonne of lead.
    He continues pummeling you.
    Erica takes a few shots at him, but he just shrugs them off.

    "SHE WILL CHANGE THE WORLD FOR MAKE, MAKE IT ALL COME TRUE! I JSUT NEED TO BELIEVE!" He continues, his weight on you squeezing out what little consciousness you have left.

    With a final brutal blow, the bear of a man that was R knocks you out.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:14 No.18811573
    Dammit. Now would be a good time for the rest of our team to get here.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:14 No.18811576
    rolled 44 = 44

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:15 No.18811583
    Damn LG you look pretty fuckin fresh
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:15 No.18811591


    Unless Gai and Hina found a more hygienic way.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)01:17 No.18811614
    rolled 59 = 59

    Welp rollan for anal circumference.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:18 No.18811622
    I don't think we died. We were just crushed to back unconsciousness by 400 pounds of sweaty con-goer. Death may be preferable, but it will not cause a reload.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:21 No.18811656
    Now is a good time for miss teamkilly mcchaingun to fill the area with rubber bullets
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/22/12(Sun)01:21 No.18811662
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    You are Karate Gai, a bureau trainee.
    You get to the roof after going through multiple corridors and labyrinthine passageways.

    You open the door in time to see Hayate get knocked out by the target.
    He gets up and approaches Erica that tries to hold him off with her gun.
    The rubber bullets have very little effect on the man.

    WAT DO?

    That's not me.
    He was tagged as me though.
    Even I was surprised by the resemblance.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:22 No.18811670
    'Live and let live' doesn't work here?
    Well, then I guess 'we come in peace' and hope whoever we find first accepts it.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:22 No.18811671

    The answer is always RIDER KICK! I have yet to find a problem that can't be solved through proper use of RIDER KICK!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)01:23 No.18811674
    rolled 94 = 94

    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)01:23 No.18811675
    rolled 23 = 23

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:23 No.18811678
    Come on Aryan Nazi girlfriend, use those skills you've honed as a child soldier to take this man down.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:24 No.18811689
    rolled 44 = 44

    >get a 3 day ban for no readily apparent reason
    >ban expires, go inna MSQ
    >dose rolls
    >inadvisable shit-talking 'bout froggy
    >more of does rolls
    Nice to know you still hate me, 4chan.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:24 No.18811690
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:24 No.18811694
    rolled 45 = 45

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:25 No.18811709
    rolled 74 = 74

    [x ]RIDER KICK!!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:25 No.18811711
    Rider kick to the head
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:26 No.18811723
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:26 No.18811725

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)01:26 No.18811727
    rolled 72 = 72

    Thanks, guys, waste my 94 why don't you.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:27 No.18811737

    Being Udz is suffering.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:27 No.18811739
    RIDER KICK! What else can it be?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:27 No.18811740
    [x] Rider Kick!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:29 No.18811769
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    rolled 9 = 9


    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:30 No.18811779
    There is a Meta Cold War between most of the major Meta-Aware Factions, notably the TSAB and the TG/Institute (Closers and ATN are still having their bitter war of extermination, though).
    If you're not with a faction, then you had better hope that you're small enough to not be important, but strong enough to not be wiped out in a single afternoon of orbital bombardment.
    The Bureau occupies that very specific niche.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/22/12(Sun)01:32 No.18811795
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    You break into a full run and kick him.
    Without majaik assisted strength, the kick is still strong enough to send him reeling inot a pile of cinderblocks and wood left over from some long forgotten construction at the site.

    Hina runs to Hayate's side, Erica and you keep an eye on the opponent.
    He slowly gets up out of the rubble.
    In his hands, cinderblocks.
    He throws them.

    [ ]duck
    [ ]kicku
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:33 No.18811805
    Kick, we'll kick them right back at him, because we're Kamen Rider!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:33 No.18811808
    If we duck, one of them might hit Hina or Hayate.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:34 No.18811821
    We are not magickally assisted, which means our organs are unusually prone to becoming salad. Dodge, then kicku.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:34 No.18811825
    We're not magically enhanced right now, but we're still extremely skilled.
    If the block will hit Hayate, kick.
    If they won't, dodge, then RIDER KICK!

    Rider kick, the solution to all our problems.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:34 No.18811827
    rolled 90 = 90

    Kick again.

    There is only one solution, and that is to apply more kick. If kick doesn't work, you're not doing it hard enough.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:34 No.18811828
    Can't let the unconscious guy get hit in the head with a cinderblock
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:35 No.18811836
    They are also useful and deal with both sides enough to stay protected from any overt aggression from either side of the meta cold war
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:36 No.18811850
    I see 13 named variations of RIDER KICK on wikipedia and 0 variations of RIDER DUCK.

    Kick that shit.

    >yourass against
    We are trying to avoid that, captcha.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:37 No.18811851
    Great. A piranha beating another, only to be noticed by a fuckload of megalodons who don't like each other.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:40 No.18811887
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    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:42 No.18811910
    After the end of Time War II the metaverse was split into two, east and west. This marked the beginning of the era know as the Meta Cold War.
    KRAUS presents...

    [a shot of a C-130 transport from the bottom]


    [another shot of the transport, this time from afar; more credits go by]
    5:30 AM August 24, 1964 Time Guard Airspace
    PILOT #1: Flying over Time Guard encampment, altitude 30,000 feet.
    PILOT #2: Approaching TSAB airspace.
    [a shot of the interior of the plane and the pilots; more credits go by]
    PILOT #1: 20 minutes to dropoff. Commencing internal depressurization.
    [a shot of the command base, which is filled with various support characters; still more credits]
    MIKE: Are you ready to go?
    PILOT #1: Drop zone still showing a high pressure mass. Clouds and visibility OK.
    [a shot of the interior of the plane’s cargo bay; the credits are still going by]
    PLANE PERSONNEL: Put out that cigar! Connecting oxygen hose to interior connector.
    [a shot of Hayate indifferently smoking his cigar, the credits are roughly half-way over by this point]
    PLANE PERSONNEL: Put on your mask!

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/22/12(Sun)01:45 No.18811941
    You kick the cinder block away and over the railing.
    Using the same momentum in that kick, you spin around and deliver a spinning heelkick that barely misses R's face.
    He backs off and picks up a length of wood.

    You continue pressing him.
    "HARUHI WILL MAKE ALL OUR DREAM COME TRUE! CAN'T YOU SEE?!" he screams as his delusions get the best of him

    With a crazed look in his eyes, he comes at you with the length of wood.

    [ ]ridah chop
    [ ]ridah lead pipe
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)01:46 No.18811950
    rolled 42 = 42

    >[x]ridah lead pipe
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:46 No.18811954
    [X]ridah lead pipe
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:47 No.18811961
    [x] pipe
    Oh god I hope he's actually crazy and Haruhi isn't really lose. Because even a simulation of a power-aware Haruhi is fucking terrifying.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:47 No.18811963
    rolled 34 = 34

    Lead pipe. Shatter that wood, then shatter his face.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:47 No.18811965
    rolled 91 = 91

    >[ ]ridah chop
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:48 No.18811972
    Hmm tough choice. Also Haruhi? I don't like where this is going.

    [x]ridah lead pipe
    Gotta get the original moves in.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:48 No.18811982
    >[ ]ridah lead pipe
    The pipe demands blood!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:49 No.18811991
    Don't worry too much about it. This is just a simulation.
    There were probably WERE deep-cover agents at Infinicon that went native and joined a Haruhism cult.
    These simulations are based off of real case files, for the most part, according to Mike.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)01:49 No.18811994
    rolled 78 = 78

    [ ]ridah lead pipe
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:50 No.18812003
    Chop Suey it is then.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:50 No.18812008
    rolled 90 = 90

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/22/12(Sun)01:52 No.18812024
    >brb taking a quick shower.
    fucking hot here shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:53 No.18812033
    An awakened haruhi would be a hell of an opponent, but she's a mostly benign entity interested in her own enjoyment.

    Compared to evil beings of similar power, say, Giygas.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:54 No.18812054
    Alright, I'm going to bed.

    Try not to insult any more of our friends. Also try to avoid any accidental anal intrusions.

    I say accidental because Erica might be into that sort of thing.

    Most likely is.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:54 No.18812058
    With her latent power even a simulation of her could be dangerous.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)01:55 No.18812063
    rolled 62 = 62

    Goddammit house sitting so nowhere near a taco truck, too drunk to drive.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)01:56 No.18812081
    rolled 51 = 51

    We were only talking ill about Perrine to get Raj to reveal himself. We didn't actually mean any of it.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:58 No.18812098

    At least your country even has something as cool as a "Taco Truck".

    Fucking Australia. Impossible to get good Mexican food here.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)01:58 No.18812101
    Haruhi has majaik in a no-majaik simulation. . .

    Oh, that would be a gigantic bowl of horse shit with sprinkles on top.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/22/12(Sun)02:00 No.18812123
    She could have pulled a No-Majaik Law of God bullshit in the simulation
    I doubt that is beyond her abilities
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:00 No.18812133
    Yeah, because LG would TOTALLY never have that to come back and bite us in the ass.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)02:00 No.18812134
    rolled 53 = 53

    I guess you are right.
    Also i can get it as hangover cure tomorrow anyway, because nothing cures a hangover like taco truck.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)02:01 No.18812142
    rolled 70 = 70

    I'm not saying it won't. Just that our intentions were pure.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:03 No.18812161
    >have that to come back
    Wow, I'm on a fucking roll tonight.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/22/12(Sun)02:12 No.18812268
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    >ridah lead pipe.

    YOu quickly unclinch the pipe you kept at your belt and use it to fight off the spar of wood R is using as a weapon.

    Steel clashed agains wood as he continued to rabble on,

    Having had enough of his crazy talk, you smash his weapon with your own.
    The old wood proving rotten enough to break easily.

    He throws a desperate elbow, and it connects with the side of your helmet, tearing it off..

    "Wait... You're not Gai." Erica comments as she sees the face under the mask.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:13 No.18812282

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:13 No.18812284
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:14 No.18812290
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:14 No.18812293

    ...huh. Okay.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:14 No.18812296
    Inb4 End of thread
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:14 No.18812297
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)02:15 No.18812303
    rolled 11 = 11

    I have no response for the wat and rage.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:16 No.18812314
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    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:18 No.18812340
    Would Gai have been in his Rider outfit in class, instead of the IDPKB trainee uniform?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)02:19 No.18812345
    rolled 52 = 52

    He frequently is in Rider mode.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:19 No.18812351
    He wears his armor all the time, he just hangs the blazer off his shoulders like a badass.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:20 No.18812355
    Yes. It was point made in the early threads that Gai almost always wore his Rider costume during class.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:23 No.18812391
    Guess I just forgot, then.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:25 No.18812402
    its naru
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:27 No.18812414
    Yes I am. My magically enhanced good-looks just don't work here.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/22/12(Sun)02:29 No.18812435
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    You quickly roll to retrieve and put on your helmet, making sure she sees nothing more.

    "Who are you?" She asks.
    "Eyes front, we need to take him out." you tell her.

    She lets loose another barrage of rubber bullets.
    "THIS IS ALL AN ILLUSION! ITS ALL IN OUR HEADS! HARUHI WILL SAVE US FROM THIS WAKING DREAM!" He says as the rubber bullets bounce mostly harmlessly off him.

    You wind up for another kick, hoping that this one will finish the bastard.

    You run, jump and extend your foot.
    It connects squarely with his chest ans sends him reeling over the low railing.
    He grabs your leg and doesnt let go.
    He begins to fall.

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:30 No.18812444
    rolled 41 = 41

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:31 No.18812445
    rolled 50 = 50

    A FUCKING Penis Tower?

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:31 No.18812448
    rolled 14 = 14

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)02:31 No.18812450
    rolled 35 = 35

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:31 No.18812454
    rolled 42 = 42


    Don't fall GAI!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:32 No.18812460
    rolled 93 = 93

    Riders don't fall, they only RIDER KICK the ground.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:32 No.18812461
    rolled 11 = 11

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:32 No.18812462
    rolled 56 = 56

    /tg/dice, if you screw this up for us, I will hunt down the 4chan servers and douse them in diet coke.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)02:32 No.18812464
    rolled 44 = 44

    The dice don't like me calling for flight, I guess.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/22/12(Sun)02:34 No.18812475
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    >Those fucking rolls.
    He pulls you with him as gravity takes hold of the two of you, the edge moving further and further away.

    You try and grab the railing but its too late.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:36 No.18812506
    6th roll was a 93!
    Are you taking only the best of the first 5?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)02:37 No.18812513
    rolled 72 = 72

    Could be he's doing it again, yeah.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:38 No.18812517
    rolled 2 = 2

    Or the 93 cancelled out the 14.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)02:38 No.18812518
    rolled 28 = 28

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:45 No.18812559
    stop wasting rolls you lunatics.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/22/12(Sun)02:47 No.18812573
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    You regain full use of your senses just in time to see R take Gai with him over the edge.

    You sprint, hoping to make it in time.
    Diving onto the floowrand extending your arm through the railing, you catch the tips of Gai's gloves just in time.

    R is still holding onto him, trying to pull him down.
    Gai kicks R to make him let go.

    Thier actions are making you lose your grip.
    Hina and Erica get to your side to assist you in trying to pull them up.

    R looks up and see's that 3 agents are now trying to reel him in.
    He lets go.
    "FUCK THE POLICE!" he screams as he plummets.

    He crashes into a pile of trash built up behind the tower.
    You see no further movement as you pull Gai up.

    As you get Gai back onto the roof, you hear Erica ask him, "Just who exactly are you?"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)02:48 No.18812581
    rolled 30 = 30


    And there's the 93
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:50 No.18812602
    "What do you mean, Erica? It's Gai.
    "More importantly, we need to get down there and get R into custody, dead or alive."
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)02:54 No.18812648
    Is that not Gai? Erica we can deal with these questions once we hunt down R, we need to get him or at the very least his body into custody.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:00 No.18812693

    >He crashes into a pile of trash built up behind the tower

    an eagle passes by over you
    for some unknown reason your body stars walking unto the edge, your arms spread downward at your side. you let gravity take over and go with the flow..... and then.....

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/22/12(Sun)03:01 No.18812694
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    "I don't know what you mean, Erica-san" Gai says as he takes his helmet off as if to get some fresh air.
    "I... What." Erica could only say.

    "Okay guys, lets quickly head down and find R, he could be dead or seriously injured. Either way, He's not getting very far with that fall." You tell your team.

    You back trace the route Gai and Hina used to get to the roof and quickly make your way down the tower.

    *give me a roll*
    taking first one
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:01 No.18812700
    rolled 7 = 7

    Tracking him down!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:02 No.18812703
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:02 No.18812704
    rolled 16 = 16

    Oh goddammit, we're going to fail.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:02 No.18812707
    rolled 73 = 73

    /tg/ dice shall fail us as always
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:02 No.18812710
    >playing dota 2
    >feeding scrubs make me want to kill myself
    >alt-tab to MSQ
    >this post
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)03:04 No.18812720
    rolled 12 = 12

    Fuck's sake.

    LG, can we use a fate point to reroll?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:07 No.18812734
    rolled 25 = 25

    Tonight's RNG seed is a fucking piece of shit.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/22/12(Sun)03:08 No.18812741
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    As you run out of the building, the other ninja that was with Bob and Naru runs up to you.
    "Boss! It's Naru! She's down!" he tells you, panting.
    He points to a crowd forming around something near the tower's base.

    In the distance, you hear the sounds of an ambulance approaching.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]prioritize R
    [ ]prioritize Naru
    [ ]other.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:09 No.18812763

    Send the others after R, we go to Naru's side
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:09 No.18812764

    We will attend to Naru. Have Gai and Erica go for R.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:10 No.18812770
    Hayate and Erica go to Naru.
    Gai and Hina go secure R.
    If he need to be hit again, Hina's wooden sword will do more damage.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:10 No.18812777
    Gai, Erica and ninja's to R

    Hina and us to Naru

    Poor girl just got landed on I expect
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:11 No.18812782
    Do what >>18812770 said
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:11 No.18812783
    [x] R
    Mission first.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:12 No.18812792
    But R landed in trash, not on Naru.
    I'm betting it's K.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:12 No.18812795

    Oh. Oh GOD. You're right. You must be.

    She will die in our arms.

    Her last words will be her apologizing for damaging the ears we entrusted to her.

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:12 No.18812796
    Is it really an option?

    [X] Naru

    For some reason, a really bad thought came to mind.

    Hayate: Naru! Are you alright?

    Naru: *Coughs* My lord... Y-your target is getting away... Leave me.

    Hayate: How could I do that? Hold on, we'll get you fixed up!

    Naru: ...At least... I protected the bunny ears for you...

    Hayate: No! Don't say that! Y-you're going to be okay! You're going to be okay, damnit!

    *Cue death in his arms and more PTSD coming to surface*
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)03:12 No.18812798
    rolled 41 = 41

    I'mma say Us and Hina see to Naru, Gai, Erica, and the Ninjas go for R.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:16 No.18812830
    R dropped down a few stories and most likely broke some bones at least.
    Even if he gets away, he won't get far.

    Naru, on the other hand, is our local guide. Without her, our chances of finding K are almost zero. Especially with where we're going.

    It's a tactical, professional decision to maximize the probability of mission success.
    It just also happens to look like us caring more about Naru than the mission.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)03:17 No.18812835
    rolled 19 = 19

    Which is why at least half of the team continues after R.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:17 No.18812837
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    [x]prioritize R

    this is a mission, failing it could prove bad for us on the eyes of the bureau, worse kick us out as an agent

    Naru is no more than a data on a super computer.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:17 No.18812838
    You forget he is a rogue agent and may well be using majaik
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:19 No.18812848
    Wheatley! Aren't you busy getting Hayate in KY?
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/22/12(Sun)03:20 No.18812859
    Wheatley? What are you doing here? Are you lost?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:20 No.18812864
    Not without making his device light up like a fucking Christmas tree and making him much easier to track.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:21 No.18812869
    [x] Send Erica, Gai, and half the ninjas to where R should be, take Hina and the other half of the ninjas to see to Naru.
    Next time you have a bad thought, keep it to yourself so LG doesn't get any ideas.

    Rolling just to keep track of the results. I feel like something's kinda off tonight. We seem to be getting a lot of low to very low rolls.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:21 No.18812874
    This is a NO MAJAIK setting, where majaik is limited. He doesn't have any of his powers.
    If he did, he would have used his Device by now.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:22 No.18812884
    >We seem to be getting a lot of low to very low rolls.
    It's the seed that the RNG for the dice roller is using. It's a bad seed because it's based on time.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:26 No.18812907
    We aren't allowed to use majaik and he is sprung already

    He knows he is screwed by this point it is just a matter of whether he thinks he can get away by using his majaik or contact his remaining agent and plan something
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:26 No.18812908
    rolled 72 = 72

    Treating our local go-to as expendable is both out-of-character and tactically unsound.

    After all that explaining for why I was rolling, I forgot to actually roll.

    Experiment time.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:28 No.18812922
    LG, could please clarify if NO MAJAIK simply means that majaik use is restricted, or if it means that most majaik won't work.
    Because we seem to have a bit of miscommunication among the players.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:29 No.18812926
    rolled 34 = 34

    You've said something interesting. Explain further please.

    Continuing the experiment.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:31 No.18812939
    The /tg/ dice roller uses a pseudo-random number generator, which uses the current time as a seed for its number generation. As such, it's not truly random.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)03:31 No.18812943
    rolled 41 = 41

    playing wot, come back to msq.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:33 No.18812947
    I can't, they're all so interesting.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)03:33 No.18812948
    rolled 89 = 89

    just because you said it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/22/12(Sun)03:33 No.18812952
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    >the other ninjas arent here yet, you only have Bob and one other guy.
    >6 checked out the ravers
    >4 returned the carts to the racers

    "Hey you, uhhhhm.." YOu try and remember his name
    "BIll, sir." he tells you.
    "Yes, Bill, go with Gai and Erica to check out where our target fell, We'll take care of Naru."
    "Yes sir." He says with an awkward salute.

    Gai, and the other two run around behind the building.
    You and Hina push your way through the crowd.

    You see Naru laying there, Bob tending to her as best as he could.
    There's a large gash on her shoulder that you surmise is the result of the blood stained, half crushed cinder block near her feet.

    "Naru, Are you alright?" You ask as you get to her side.
    She winces, trying to hide the pain.
    "Yes My Lord, But I must apologize, I messed these up." She shows you the now dirty bunny ears that are on the ground.

    "That's not important anymore." You tell her as you take over for Bob, checking her injuries.
    "We need to get you some medical attention."

    An ambulance pulls up nearby, the sirens dispersing the crowd.

    "N-not the hospital My Lord." She objects as she struggles to get up.
    "Not there."

    [ ]force her to go to the hospital.
    [ ]ask why
    [ ]run away from the medics
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:35 No.18812954
    [x] ask why

    It can't possibly be worse then Frank, right?
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)03:35 No.18812958
    rolled 72 = 72

    [ ]ask why
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)03:35 No.18812960
    rolled 97 = 97

    [x]Ask why

    Though I suspect it's because she's not a legitimate con attendee.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:36 No.18812961

    "Why? If there's a good reason, we'll avoid it, but you do need medical attention."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/22/12(Sun)03:36 No.18812962
    If you use it, you fail.
    The rogue agents' devices are untrackable/unuseable for some unknown reason.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:36 No.18812965

    Ask why while discreetly moving her away from the scene.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:36 No.18812967
    [X] Run away from the medics

    If she says that she shouldn't hit the hospital, not because she doesn't need medical attention, but because "not there" then we don't go there. We'll ask why once we're out of the area.

    We can patch her up a bit, we have basic medical training, much of it from having to stitch ourself up.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:37 No.18812969
    NEW CHAPTER OF Hayate no Gotoku IS OUT

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:37 No.18812971
    [x]ask why

    Also, LG, please explain what you mean by NO MAJAIK.
    We got into a big argument last time on what exactly that entails, whether majaik is just restricted, or if it doesn't work beyond the basics.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:37 No.18812973
    it's because that's how they lost their last shogun.

    Depends how much medical knowledge we have, but we should probably not send her off on her own.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:39 No.18812984
    >@NekoDaimyo good catch on her not being a legit attendee. to be explained why

    It's because she was born here, isn't it?
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)03:40 No.18812991
    rolled 29 = 29

    english? because i cannot read any other language.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:41 No.18812997
    Thread delay in 3... 2... 1...
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:41 No.18812999
    Hayate's manga, with a focus on Hina. Seriously, I've never even seen it and I got that much.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)03:42 No.18813009
    rolled 70 = 70

    He's asking if it's been translated, yo.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:43 No.18813010
    He meant 'is the manga in english yet'. Seriously, I only skimmed it and I got that much.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)03:43 No.18813018
    rolled 12 = 12

    I realize that i have read quite a few of them. I was asking if English version was released too.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:43 No.18813019

    its english,

    spoiler: hina slept on hayate's bed.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)03:44 No.18813032
    rolled 59 = 59

    Oh the scandal!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:46 No.18813045
    I hope she slept in Hayate's bed and Hayate slept in Hina, ifyanaowwhaddamean.

    Captcha: Swan's Mastig

    Captcha, have you been drinking and looking up weird porn again?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:46 No.18813046


    oh wait....
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:46 No.18813050
    Where are you all reading the manga?
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)03:48 No.18813064
    rolled 60 = 60

    i read on the interweb, just google search it, the website i usually use has taken them off because of licensing problems though.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:53 No.18813104

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:53 No.18813105
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)03:54 No.18813112
    rolled 10 = 10

    Hey, you can't blame a man for his priorities.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)03:54 No.18813117
    rolled 96 = 96

    Now im watching upotte!!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:55 No.18813127
    You can when he is cutting it back to one thread a day
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)03:57 No.18813142
    rolled 78 = 78

    Most dm's only do 1 a week>
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)03:59 No.18813158
    True but this is mr twice a day LG

    He has me addicted and I need as much as he can give
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:01 No.18813176
    wow when they said hina's sword can cut through anything, they meant anything....

    i wonder if she can cut energy attacks

    like cutting kamehameha in half
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:06 No.18813215
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    >move away

    You help her to her feet, rearranging her cloak to cover her injury.
    The two of you and Bob melt into what little remained of the crowd.

    After you ducked into the lobby of the Pleasure Pillar, you again take a look at her injuries.
    It's not that deep of a wound, but it will need to be dis-infected and closed up. Her shoulder is dislocated though.

    "Why won't you let yourself be taken to the hospital?" You ask her as you clean her wound as best you could with the sleeves torn off your shirt and water Bob brought you.
    "I'm not in the system My Lord." She answers as she winces in pain.
    "What do you mean?" You ask her as you bandage her up.
    "I was born in the Con, while it is true that you can register children born here, My father and my late mother decided not to put me into the system.
    They say it will help me escape all of this if I choose to someday."
    "I see, but isnt it hard? Aren't you running from the organizers everytime like that?"
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:08 No.18813233

    Ha ha, time for HATTING
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)04:09 No.18813242
    rolled 21 = 21

    Shhh. Just let it happen naturally.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:09 No.18813244
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    "True My Lord. But the fake passes we make are more than enough to pass a cursory glance. But a trip to the Hospital, or a run-in with ICE would reveal me as a gatecrasher, and I would be punished not by expulsion. They often send gatecrashers to work in the Industrial sector, where many are never heard off again."
    "I think I understand now. Here, hold my hand and clench your teeth. I'm popping your shoulder back in." You tell her.
    Bob holds her steady as you give her your left hand to hold, With your right hand you realign her dislocated shoulder.

    You've done it countless times before on yourself, so this time was no different. It slides back into place with a small pop and a wince on her face.
    Her hand tightening around yours.

    After a moment, she loosens her grip on your hand but does not let go.
    "Thank you My Lord." She tells you with a faint smile.
    You have bob fashion your jacket into a sling for her arm, as you get in touch with your team for some SitRep

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:10 No.18813253
    rolled 29 = 29

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:10 No.18813254
    rolled 19 = 19

    >Gai's kick hurt Naru
    He'll be shattered.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:11 No.18813257
    rolled 60 = 60

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)04:11 No.18813258
    rolled 51 = 51

    I'm trying. Trying to not be first.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/22/12(Sun)04:11 No.18813259
    rolled 15 = 15

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:12 No.18813264
    rolled 3 = 3

    The dice are being less than kind today.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)04:13 No.18813272
    rolled 14 = 14

    Certainly seems like
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:13 No.18813276
    rolled 62 = 62

    Alright, cut it out shitty seed and let us roll good now.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:14 No.18813288
    rolled 30 = 30

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)04:14 No.18813295
    rolled 49 = 49

    Man. Fuck you, dice.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:17 No.18813309
    there is no tripcode... does not bode well when skimming the archives....
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:17 No.18813315
    rolled 58 = 58

    What's wrong with the dice today?
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)04:18 No.18813324
    rolled 54 = 54

    might as well.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)04:19 No.18813334
    rolled 64 = 64

    god the dice suck today.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)04:19 No.18813338
    rolled 32 = 32

    They are full of hate.


    Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)04:20 No.18813342
    rolled 93 = 93

    well it's an improvement.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:21 No.18813350
    And there's the high roll that wont be used.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:21 No.18813353
    rolled 76 = 76

    Fools, you simply cannot wield the godly power that is the dice properly. As you can see, my dice grant me LIMITLESS POWER
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/22/12(Sun)04:21 No.18813359
    rolled 38 = 38

    . . .Keep going
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)04:22 No.18813361
    rolled 78 = 78

    Yeah, I doubt that.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:23 No.18813369
    rolled 30 = 30

    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)04:25 No.18813384
    rolled 74 = 74

    up and up we go!
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)04:27 No.18813397
    rolled 98 = 98

    still not bad,
    Oh gods of the tg dice hear my call! Grant us humble questgoers the power to roll dem 90's!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:29 No.18813411
    rolled 99 = 99

    I'm going to try to viciously insult the dice roller. See how that goes.

    Hey, RNG seed? Nobody likes you because you're bad at stuff and you smell funny. All of your friends secretly hate you, and only hang out with you because they feel bad for you. Even your mom thinks you're a whiney little bitch. She told me so last night.

    Don't worry though, she's not even your real mom.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:31 No.18813419
    That seems to have worked. Looks like the RNG seed is a masochistic bitch.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/22/12(Sun)04:31 No.18813422
    rolled 14 = 14

    Huh, It actually worked. Who knew
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:31 No.18813423
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    See? You just need to know how to talk to people.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)04:32 No.18813428
    rolled 33 = 33

    Dem high 90's
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:32 No.18813432

    Vas der Fucking Fuck
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/22/12(Sun)04:34 No.18813447
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    >oops forgot to turn it back on after that weapon thread

    'Gai. How are things looking?' You ask him.
    'We got him. He's badly injured but still trying to fight us off.' He tells you.

    You, Bob and Naru head behind the building and find the other holding R prisoner.
    "IM NOT GOING BACK! NEVER NEVER!" He struggles against Gai's hold, His arm flailing uselessly, one of his legs bent in an obscene angle.
    Gai gives him a cold hard back-handed slap to shut him up.

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:34 No.18813449
    Clever son of a bitch. Responding to praise and insult.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)04:37 No.18813459
    rolled 1 = 1

    Must be Kyon under the helmet today.

    I dunno, press him for information on the third guy, report to The Dude?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:37 No.18813461

    Grab him; the teleport-away function should activate.

    If that doesn't work, duct tape his mouth shut and drag him somewhere he can't be seen. Then try again.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:37 No.18813464
    Tell him we are one of her ambassadors to the mortal realm, and that he is to obey every single one of our commands.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)04:37 No.18813465
    rolled 44 = 44

    Question then kill with brick.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:38 No.18813468
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)04:38 No.18813471
    rolled 73 = 73

    I'd say I'm done with the dice, now, but that's a goddamn lie.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)04:39 No.18813482
    rolled 18 = 18

    I dont even know how to respond to that... EXCEPT BY ROLLING A NAT 1!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:40 No.18813487
    Ask about K.
    The last guy
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)04:40 No.18813489
    rolled 92 = 92

    hmm well the dice number generator sucks dicks.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:41 No.18813490
    Udz why do you do this to us?

    Good suggestion but a 1?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:41 No.18813491
    Question him. Get details about this "queen of the cosmos", and get as much info on K as we can. Then grab him and send him to the dude.

    The last guy is in the larp zone, that'll be a fun time.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)04:41 No.18813495
    rolled 55 = 55

    Now they are just fucking with us.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)04:42 No.18813498
    rolled 51 = 51

    rubber bullets count for larp right?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)04:43 No.18813501
    rolled 60 = 60

    Because I don't control the dice, bro.

    Also, I find it highly amusing.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:44 No.18813506
    We need to know what type of larping he was doing, the post-apoc ones won't talk to the high fantasy, and the high fantasy won't give the time of day to any of the low-no fantasy types. If we're going to seek him out we'll have to look the part.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)04:44 No.18813508
    rolled 65 = 65

    Hmm yes quite.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)04:46 No.18813516
    rolled 58 = 58

    You know im pretty tired so im out, night all i leave you with the gift of a nat 100
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)04:47 No.18813523
    rolled 92 = 92

    or not...
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:47 No.18813524
    Wait, wait wait. . .
    I can't believe how stupid you are, Raj.

    KYON was the one with powers. He was just using Haruhi for entertainment. Afterall, if you actually pay attention to the show, it's Kyon who has everything interesting happening to him, regardless of how much he claims he hates it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)04:47 No.18813525
    rolled 42 = 42

    Well, it was a nice try. G'night, dude.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)04:51 No.18813547
    rolled 29 = 29

    Now it's on to you. It's not gonna work.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:52 No.18813554
    rolled 40 = 40

    Yeah, figured as much. It was mostly as an experiment anyway. Maybe it gave me the first one for novelty value.

    Clever girl.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/22/12(Sun)04:53 No.18813559
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    >Ask about K
    "What do you know about K?" You ask him as he continues to blabber nonsense.
    "THAT HERETIC?! The queen gladly accepted him into her arms but he still dared to turn his back on her! I WILL KILL HIM!" R says as he shakes in fury.
    "I do not think we will be getting much relevant information out of him." Gai tells you.
    "Yeah, this dude is clearly off his rockers." Erica adds.

    'Looks like you caught another one huh?' The Dude interrupts.
    'Yeah. We did. We roughed him up a little though.' you answer
    'No problems. As long as he can talk It's all that's needed. What information do you have for us?' He asks you
    'What have you found out?'

    >> 100 100 04/22/12(Sun)04:54 No.18813560
    rolled 84 = 84

    100 goes in all fields
    >> 100 04/22/12(Sun)04:59 No.18813594
    rolled 29 = 29

    The man's insane. Keeps going on about "Haruhi" and how she's gonna transform the universe into happiness and rainbows and kitten giggles.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)04:59 No.18813597
    "we think they joined some sort of cult."
    Describe R's crazy talk and the tattoos
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)05:03 No.18813622
    Suddenly.. Silence!

    Tell the Dude about the tattoos
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)05:05 No.18813634
    Lets see, they're absolutely insane, believe some "Haruhi" will change the world and fulfill their delusions and dreams. Despite their lunacy, given how much weird stuff we've seen there is a possibility they're actually right.

    Also the last one for us to track down according to R is a traitor to the cause.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)05:05 No.18813637
    This seems good.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)05:06 No.18813639
    "He's saying something about Haruhi"
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)05:20 No.18813721
    It seems one of their team didn't go rogue with the other two, we are going to try find him now
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)05:23 No.18813744
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    "Lets see, they're absolutely insane, believe some "Haruhi" will change the world and fulfill their delusions and dreams. Despite their lunacy, given how much weird stuff we've seen there is a possibility they're actually right." you tell him.
    "So it's the same story we heard from M then. They joined a cult and got sucked into it so deeply they lost themselves." He tells you.
    "And about that Haruhi stuff, that's the biggest load of bullshit ive heard. I don't know what they were smoking but I need some of that."
    He laughs in your mind, as you tell him the final detail you learned.
    "Also the last one for us to track down according to R is a traitor to thier cause."
    "So he may not have gone rogue?" He asks
    "Possibly, or he may have gone native as well but chose not to join the other two." You answer.

    "Great work so far, 2 agents caught whitin hours of each other. Now, I want you to find that last agent as soon as you can. We're sending another box of supplies you might need to the safehouse later. The Dude out." he cuts the connection.

    By your feet, R dematerializes into glowing points of light.
    he manages to say before he vanishes completely

    [ ]Head to LARP area
    [ ]Head back to safehouse
    [ ]Head back to Ramen-Gumi HQ
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)05:25 No.18813754
    [x] Ramen-Gumi
    They're likely to have medical supplies, and judging from what we got last time, we can't really rely on the supply drop for any.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)05:25 No.18813756
    Ramen-Gumi HQ, get Naru's wound treated.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)05:28 No.18813774
    Ramen-Gumi, get her treated. Then get our new gear at the safehouse, then we head to the LARP area.

    Do we know what LARP group or theme R was into?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)05:28 No.18813779
    Integrate the Shirt-ninjas into thier group
    And get them half decent costumes as promised
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)05:29 No.18813781
    All I remember was he's a "dice salesman" by cover
    So lets bet on fantasy LARP
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)05:29 No.18813784
    We at least have an area where he was last seen, not that I can recall where that was.

    Not a bad idea.

    Anywho, time for me to follow Frtiz's example, and be off for the night. Good luck, gents.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)05:30 No.18813788

    Ominous words are ominous
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)05:32 No.18813796
    Black Wolves territory. It sounds fantasy, might be of the more low-magic gritty sort but I can't be sure. We'll want to dress for fantasy and aim for something that could count as high fantasy but easily be toned down to gritty, if we dress someone as a wizard we'll want to easily be able to shift it to shaman or sage, if we wear something shiny we'll want to be easily able to dirt it up and make it look battered, cloaks are always allowed though.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)05:34 No.18813811
    Lets just all don cloaks, we can LARP as pilgrims.
    We can then hide our weapons under them, and rip them off if we need to move fast.

    Cloaked figures fit in any setting.
    >> Conspiracy boy !/gmflCRNWY 04/22/12(Sun)05:34 No.18813814
    What if naru , is actually one of haruhi's elite soldiers all along

    and we are going deeper and deeper to her trap
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)05:35 No.18813818
    rolled 59 = 59

    We could also see what the Ramen-Gumi people can tell us.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/22/12(Sun)05:52 No.18813935
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    >head back to ramen-gumi HQ

    Naru directs your group on how quickest to get back to The Ramen-Gumi's hide-out.
    As you pass by the riverbank where you entered the Red-light District, you find the 10 remaining ninjas waiting for you.

    As a group, you ride the tram back to Raymond's store.
    After introducing the Shirt-Ninjas to Raymond and explaining their circumstances, you ask him if it's possible to integrate them into his group.
    "Of course." He answered. "If you trust them, then we too shall do the same."
    As he leads you through the hidden passage into the warehouse, you ask him about getting costumes for the ninjas.
    "It shall be done Shogun-sama." Raymond answers you confidently.

    Your team now finds itself in the throne room with Naru, Raymond and Bob.
    The rest of the ninjas remained on the warehouse floor integrating with the group.

    "Raymond-san." You ask him, "What can you tell us about the LARP forests?"
    "The forest of LARP is actually one of the safer places in the city. The wide groves patrolled by the White Knights are peaceful by Con standards." he answers you as he adjusts his glasses.
    "But that does not mean that there are no dangers, no."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/22/12(Sun)05:55 No.18813952
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    Slash and Burn

    New thread at 2200 4chan time.
    See you there.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)06:08 No.18814056
    >White Knights

    Show them we have girls with us and we may get a new bunch of armor clad mooks.

    Inb4 hobbits and naked elves
    >> hungarian LARPfag 04/22/12(Sun)06:49 No.18814273
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    I think I have to stick around for the next thread and provide "artistic depictions"
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)08:47 No.18815083
    No crazy ideas?

    I for one want to bring a gold painted stick into the LARP forest, and claim its a +5 mace of instant winning.

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