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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Slash and Burn Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/22/12(Sun)22:03 No.18821844  
    These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    Naru directs your group on how quickest to get back to The Ramen-Gumi's hide-out.
    As you pass by the riverbank where you entered the Red-light District, you find the 10 remaining ninjas waiting for you.

    As a group, you ride the tram back to Raymond's store.
    After introducing the Shirt-Ninjas to Raymond and explaining their circumstances, you ask him if it's possible to integrate them into his group.
    "Of course." He answered. "If you trust them, then we too shall do the same."
    As he leads you through the hidden passage into the warehouse, you ask him about getting costumes for the ninjas.
    "It shall be done Shogun-sama." Raymond answers you confidently.

    Your team now finds itself in the throne room with Naru, Raymond and Bob.
    The rest of the ninjas remained on the warehouse floor integrating with the group.

    "Raymond-san." You ask him, "What can you tell us about the LARP forests?"
    "The forest of LARP is actually one of the safer places in the city. The wide groves patrolled by the White Knights are peaceful by Con standards." he answers you as he adjusts his glasses.
    "But that does not mean that there are no dangers, no."
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)22:03 No.18821848
    inb4 twitter
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)22:04 No.18821859
    "What can you tell me about that area? What dangers should we be aware of? And can you procure disguises for us?"
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)22:05 No.18821864
    Fuck yeah
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)22:06 No.18821877
    Around what time is it, in-simulation?
    If it's only the afternoon, we may have the time to go to the forest and begin our investigation.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)22:06 No.18821882
    What can you tell me about the Black Wolves, if we're going to seek a man out there we'll need to look the part, we can't be wielding shiny weapons and magic hats if they're pretending to be gritty peasants and amoral sellswords.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)22:15 No.18821998
    I believe it was still early morning before we went into the Undercon, it may be a good idea to get some more sleep before we head to the Lands of LARP.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/22/12(Sun)22:22 No.18822073
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    He continues stitching up the wound on Naru's shoulder.
    His old but steady hands working efficiently.
    "What can you tell me about that area? What dangers should we be aware of? And can you procure disguises for us?" You ask him.

    He continues working without looking up at you, his full attention on his daughter's injury,
    "The LARP forest covers roughly half of the open space north of the Con. The other half is dedicated to the Field of Foam, and the Recreational Ruins."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/22/12(Sun)22:24 No.18822099
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    "The forest is inhabited mostly by fantasy LARPers but some modern ones are known to roam through it's groves from time to time."
    "The Fantasy Folk are a mostly peaceful bunch, choosing to live thier lives in seclusion, interacting only with those in thier clique. Sure there are battles among the 'tribes' but they are almost always honorable affairs."
    He begins to make the final stiches on her wound, the curved needle going in and out of her skin, pulling the suture through.
    "As for the dangers, there are bandits. They'll take anything of value from you. Make-up, trading cards, food, even scraps of cardboard. If they think they can use it, they will take it."
    "There are also the Quislings."
    "Quislings?" You ask
    "Quislings." Naru explains for her father. "They are what remain ofa group that once went into the forest to play Humans vs Zombies. The humans came back reporting that their counterparts had gone insane for some reason. Now those remaining 'zombies' prowl the forest acting much like what they used to pretend to be. They lost their minds and their humanities."

    "As for disguises, I have a few I have hidden," Raymond again takes over for his daughter, "Suits of cardboard armor, tunics, vests, I can equip your party as much as you'd need."

    "When do you plan to go?" he finally asks

    [ ]As soon as possible
    [ ]tomorrow at sunrise
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)22:26 No.18822108
    [x]tomorrow at sunrise

    We let Naru heal some, get new stuff from the Dude, and get some time to recover from that wall of dicks fiasco.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)22:26 No.18822111
    Tomorrow at Sunrise. I'd prefer not to get lost in the woods at night.
    I'd also like to give Naru some time to heal.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)22:26 No.18822112
    ASAP, after a short nap, assuming the timing of things are as I believe.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)22:27 No.18822118

    [x] Tomorrow

    Give everyone a night, and we need to make sure we're on top of our game after what we let happen to our guide.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)22:28 No.18822134


    We're heading into LARP central, might as well get into the part.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)22:28 No.18822145
    What time is it now?
    >> hungarian LARPfag 04/22/12(Sun)22:29 No.18822152
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    >"Quislings." Naru explains for her father. "They are what remain ofa group that once went into the forest to play Humans vs Zombies
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)22:29 No.18822166
    [x]As soon as possible
    The countdown has not slowed down any even if we got two of the targets. We'll simply have to be more careful with Naru, perhaps task a pair of shirtninjas to help her out.

    K sounds like he'll be the most difficult to catch and require the most time.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)22:31 No.18822190
    This seeks like a good idea, get into the spirit of the Karl forest and hopefully have an easier time or it
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)22:34 No.18822218
    Tomorrow, rest will keep everyone on their A-game and allow time to heal and equip.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/22/12(Sun)22:36 No.18822236
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    "We ride at dawn." You tell him with a flourish.
    "Very well, I see you have already begun getting into the part." He smiles as he bandages up Naru's stitches.
    "You know what they say, When in gnome..." You smile back.
    After a late lunch courtesy of Raymond, your team and you lounge in the warehouse.

    Bob has gotten his ninjas together and are sitting off to one corner.
    Raymond and some of his poeple have gone back into his shop to keep up the front and to get the gear together.

    The time is a little after 2pm.

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)22:36 No.18822238
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    Wonder if those Quislings are really convinced that they're zombies or if they're just EXTREME LARPING.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)22:37 No.18822244
    Woo MSQ!

    We wait till tomorrow, and we should ensure Naru is okay, she took some heavy damage there.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/22/12(Sun)22:38 No.18822258
    Theyre convinced theyre zombies.
    Same reason I used the word from WWZ
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)22:38 No.18822264
    Time to mission failure, LG?

    Also, let's think up a quick theme for our group.

    Hayate is the very handsome Mage-Lord who is gathering an army of beautiful women to fight at his side. We also have a few retainers, you know, to keep shit together.

    We're hunting down our arch-nemesis who tried (unsuccessfully) to steal away some of our girls.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)22:39 No.18822267
    Get dressed up, check on Naru, prepare our story with the rest of the group.

    K has brought great dishonor to our clan's name and we are forced, despite our familial love, to track him down and bring him to justice. This cruel fate tears at our heart, forced to choose between duty and brotherly love.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)22:39 No.18822273
    Talk with Erica about what she meant when she asked Gai who he really was.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)22:40 No.18822280
    Talk to the troops.
    Particularly the Ninjas.
    Maybe talk to some of Raymond's men too, get a feel for their situation.
    Also ask if the cardfag ever came back, the Takoyaki-group seems like an interesting side quest
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)22:41 No.18822296
    Check in with Bob. Our arrangement has been mutually beneficial, and will he come with us to the LARP Forest.

    Check in with the Ramen-gumi people to see if that double-agent for the Takyoyaki Group has come back.

    Get a LARP cover story together with our team, and have Naru help check it over.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)22:41 No.18822300
    No question.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)22:42 No.18822305
    WWZ is awesome stuff.

    We need to head back to our safe-house and pick up our latest care package.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)22:42 No.18822309

    Acquire new care package at safehouse (or did we do that already?)
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)22:43 No.18822319
    How much of our violin's effects is mundane and how much comes from some kind of subtle Majaikal influence?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)22:43 No.18822320
    The care package hasn't arrived yet.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)22:44 No.18822328
    I'd think 50/50 i guess.
    Possible emotional manipulation + really powerful music
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)22:46 No.18822341
    I thought it was already sent, and we simply stopped here first. If this is so, check on care package before returning here.
    Regardless, check on those here, and ensure some rest before getting ready to venture out.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)22:51 No.18822395
    We've gotten the second care package, it had the Brick, and other items used in our day's hunt.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)22:52 No.18822412
    The Dude said that another package would be delivered soon.
    We need to get it.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:03 No.18822516
    >We're sending another box of supplies you might need to the safehouse later.
    The supplies haven't arrived yet. We don't know when they will arrive, just 'later'.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:06 No.18822549
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    >Check on the troops
    You approach the ninjas, they give you formal and awkward bows as you come closer.
    "Boss! We would like to thank you for getting us out of the sewers and giving us this chance at the surface. We will not fail you!" Bob tells you.
    "You are all very welcome. I hope you follow Raymond-san as you would me."
    "Of course boss." he bows again.
    "Now about those costumes, Raymond-san told me he'll do what he can about that. I'm sure hell have outfits for you guys pretty soon."
    You see their eyes light up through the shirts that served as their masks.
    "Really boss? Thanks you!" They all say together.
    "No, don't thank me. Raymond-san deserves all of the thanks." You tell them.

    You then go to the nearest of Raymond's men to inquire about the spy you took the cards from.
    "Shogun-sama!" He says as he kneels in front of you. "What do you require?"
    "Please, stand-up, all this kneeling gets me nervous." you say as you help him up to his feet.
    "Anyway, did that guy we send out last night ever come back? I still have his cards."
    "Not yet Shogun-sama. Our informants last saw him this morning getting on the tram headed to the red-light district."
    "I see... If he comes back, I want him sent to me directly." you order.
    "Yes Shogun-sama!"
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:07 No.18822562
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    Naru is seated on a cushion on a pile of crates, she's covering the head of a carpenter's hammer in foil and ducttape turning it into a mace of sorts.
    "How are you holding up Naru?" You ask her.
    "I am well My Lord, again I must apologize for getting your bunnyears dirty even after you entrusted them to me."
    "No it's nothing. They just needed to be dusted off that's all." you tell her.
    "My Lord... Will you take me with you?" She says softly as she struggles to wrap more duct-tape around the hammerhead, her injured arm still not in best shape.

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)23:07 No.18822565
    >saw him this morning getting on the tram headed to the red-light district.
    That poor bastard.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:09 No.18822586

    "What do you mean?"
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:10 No.18822594
    >that question
    >that picture
    >that imminent shitstorm

    Fucking fine, she can come to the forest.

    inb4 she sacrifices herself in order to save us
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:10 No.18822595
    Your trip fell off.
    >"Of course." then we smile.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)23:10 No.18822604
    Nope you're injured.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)23:10 No.18822607
    Say with a smile, "Why do I have the suspicion that if I tell you 'no,' you'd follow me into the forest regardless? Alright, but I want you to be careful."
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:10 No.18822609
    "Of course. I and my team are unfamiliar with the LARP Forest and their customs, and we will need your expertise in dealing with them to find our final target.
    "Without your help, I doubt we would have been able to find and capture our two renegades.
    "However, with your injury, I'll have to insist that you only take an advisory role. We wouldn't want those stitches to open back up."

    Intentionally make it about business, and nothing else.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:10 No.18822612
    If you mean to the forest, yes, you'll either spend all day worrying about me or follow anyway, so I intend to keep you where I can see you.

    If you mean to take you out of Infinicon, if you wish to leave I will to everything within my power to take you with me.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:11 No.18822615
    To the LARP forest? If your arm's in good enough shape by tomorrow, yes.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:15 No.18822690
    If you want to.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:17 No.18822706
    Ask if she'll wear the chainmail bikini.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:17 No.18822709
    We aren't saying shit about leaving Infinicon.

    We've already hatted her because FUCKING HAYATE, so if she pops out with us, she pops out.

    But we're not saying anything else about it.

    LG's troll throttle is stuck at full. At least he's taking a break from Perrine Pregnancy.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)23:18 No.18822718
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    +1 for this.
    >> Lookout 04/22/12(Sun)23:18 No.18822722
    evening chaps
    what have i missed?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:19 No.18822728
    Pretty accurate.

    I agree with this.
    >> hungarian LARPfag 04/22/12(Sun)23:19 No.18822730
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    oh come on, it's probably just a flesh wound.
    Also white knights will try to protect a wounded lady.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:19 No.18822737
    Of course she'd wear it; Naru would do anything for us. However, Hayate wouldn't ask her to put it on, and not even Erica was willing to wear it.
    Erica, who had no qualms with scaling a wall of dicks, hesitated and refused to wear that thing.

    Besides, that thing must be painful to wear, if it's made from pulltabs.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)23:21 No.18822765
    >At least he's taking a break from Perrine Pregnancy.
    Well, it's still mid-afternoon real-time. There hasn't been time for developments since the medical visit, and we're in the sim in class, any way.

    We got Raj, after he choked us out. Gai got his helmet knocked off to have Erica see him as NotGai. Raj fell off the penis tower, breaking at least one leg, Naru got injured by collateral damage from the fight with Raj.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/22/12(Sun)23:22 No.18822767
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    "I can't say no can I?" you smile at her.
    "I'm sure that even if I ordered you to stay behind, you'd follow me regardless."
    "Yes My Lord. I will follow you wherever." She answers with a smile of her own.

    You and your team head back to the safehouse to check on the care package the Dude he would send.

    You arrive at the Love Hotel to find everything in order.
    In one of the rooms, the box that was promised was there.

    You open it and inside find...

    First 5 items with a roll over 50
    >> Lookout 04/22/12(Sun)23:23 No.18822776
    rolled 45 = 45

    dildo bat
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:23 No.18822777
    rolled 70 = 70

    +5 Golden Mace of Instant Win
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)23:23 No.18822784
    rolled 51 = 51

    A variety of "spell packets" each filled with a variety of chemicals to induce sleep, fire, or other interesting things.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:23 No.18822786
    rolled 5 = 5

    A violin/fiddle

    We're going to be a bard, everyone loves bards
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:24 No.18822790
    rolled 70 = 70

    Picture of Naru in a sling bikini.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:24 No.18822793
    rolled 82 = 82

    Bard outfit including spells and a violin to play.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:24 No.18822797
    rolled 59 = 59

    Strobe Flash-Packs.
    Small devices that, when pointed at a foe and activated, will send out powerful strobed flashes of light, disorienting anyone looking at the light. Is directional, so only affects people in a cone.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:25 No.18822801
    rolled 96 = 96

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)23:25 No.18822805
    You raging cuntwaffle. Can't even make it into something actually useful.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)23:25 No.18822810
    rolled 90 = 90

    sword of ultimate pwnage
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:26 No.18822812
    Wrap it around the brick maybe?

    I dunno.
    >> Lookout 04/22/12(Sun)23:26 No.18822813
    could be used as a way to distract someone, like the dirty mags in MGS.
    but yeah, that's a waste.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:26 No.18822814
    I'm the one who got us the +5 Golden Mace of Instant Win, so shut the hell up.

    The Universe requires karmic huehuehue balance.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:26 No.18822819
    ...I suppose we could use it as a trade item, for information or assistance.
    It sounds like the LARPers don't go to the Red Light District much, so their supplies of porn might be low.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)23:26 No.18822820
    By which you obviously mean, "Dildobat"
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)23:27 No.18822826
    rolled 74 = 74

    yes yes i do.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)23:29 No.18822850
    rolled 17 = 17

    Why would one submit themselves to such torture?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:29 No.18822851
    rolled 10 = 10

    Another box.
    I am not a clever man.
    >> Lookout 04/22/12(Sun)23:31 No.18822880
    why the hell did you guys go with the 'froggy is a slut' option? you know that's gonna come back to bite us in the ass.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:32 No.18822887
    This seems to be the list.
    pointing at >>18822776
    if LG says no to the picture, but that's unlikely.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:32 No.18822888
    Because we loooovvveee punishment.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:32 No.18822894
    Would Hayate actually realize he was talking about our froggy? Perrine's not the only french girl in anime.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)23:32 No.18822895
    It seemed like a good idea at the time? I know I've had better.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:34 No.18822910
    Because we weren't smart enough to go for the "I love Froggy more" write-ins people were throwing.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)23:34 No.18822911
    Raj's post in Waifu Wars had a picture of Perrine.

    Which is why I changed my vote to "She's pregnant with my babby" rather than "she's a slut"
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:35 No.18822923

    Plus Hayate seems dense enough that the nickname might fly completely over his head. how widespread is the french=frogs thing, anyway?
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)23:35 No.18822928
    rolled 27 = 27

    What's a good idea? Is it like a unicorn or dragon?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)23:37 No.18822946
    >how widespread is the french=frogs thing, anyway?
    It's pretty widespread. I was gonna reference CatShit 1, but it turns out they used pigs for the french in it.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:37 No.18822948
    had an ANIME picture of Perrine.

    We might not have recognized her.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:39 No.18822963
    That might be toeing the line of our denseness. But then again one of her first impressions of us was when we destroyed that gazebo, calling it a deamon.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)23:39 No.18822970
    Something like those, but both more and less ephemeral.

    >ANIME picture of Perrine.
    You saying you wouldn't recognize a caricature of some one you know and care for?
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/22/12(Sun)23:40 No.18822977
    rolled 91 = 91

    Gazebo? where!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:41 No.18822991

    I mean, I know I've heard it here in Americaland, and I can imagine the Brits love it as much as any other derogatory term for french people, but it doesn't seem like the kind of thing your average japanese teenager would understand at all.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:42 No.18822996
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    >bracing for awkward
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/22/12(Sun)23:44 No.18823025
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    There's a large purple bat, one that could only have been manufactured in the Hentai Area.
    Its a Dildo bat, At 4 feet long and tough silicone, you pity the poor soul that would get bludgeoned by it.

    There was also a stick painted gold, attached to it was a tag that said [+5 mace of instant winning.]
    The tag was signed by someone called Gygax.

    There were also numerous bags of pepper, sand and dirt. They were gathered together in a black velvet pouch with a moon and stars sewn on.

    There was also a full bard's outfit, complete with a real lute to play on. It seemed to be about your size.

    And finally, taped to the bottom of the box was a sealed envelop. the words FOR YOUR EYES ONLY, ENJOY were written on it.

    You opened it as everyone had their backs turned and found a picture of Naru wearing a modest, yet still quite erotic old style school swimsuit.
    Said photo was quickly hidden in your jacket.

    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:45 No.18823032
    I think it's only a Commonwealth and American thing. I don't think it's a common stereotype in Japanese culture.
    Like how septics and spams were slang terms used by the militaries of the Australians and English to refer to Americans, but no one else really got the references.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:45 No.18823038
    Guys, didn't LG mention there was a Gazebo in our HOME?

    We must protect our family! Wood for the Wood God! NAILS FOR HIS THRONE!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:46 No.18823052
    We probably got over that bit of PTSD, though.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/22/12(Sun)23:47 No.18823057
    It's cool, bro, that one's already been subdued.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:48 No.18823071
    Nah, I don't think we've talked to shinji about it yet, so it's still a perfectly valid freak out button for our entertainment.
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    mount up and head for the forest. that's where the last target is, right?

    >fuck yea dildo bat time.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:48 No.18823083
    That one is tamed, we leave there as a reminder to the others, To let them know we have mastered your kind. Do not think to threaten our family.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:49 No.18823087
    Get things prepared for tomorrow.
    Food and drinks that we can barter, and ask Naru and Raymond if any Ramen-gumi people operate in the LARP Forest or its outskirts, who can get the ball rolling on finding leads on where K has gone.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:49 No.18823098
    Distribute gear among teammates. Review all info on remaining subject.

    Maybe cruise around the con for an hour and then get to sleepin?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:50 No.18823102
    >There was also a stick painted gold, attached to it was a tag that said [+5 mace of instant winning.]
    >The tag was signed by someone called Gygax.

    Signed by Gygax? Oh god, the LARPers will make us their king. We hold scepter of the one chosen by their God!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:50 No.18823105
    Rest up. Return to Raymond's in the evening.
    Watch some TV.

    >insert awkward lovehotel pron feed
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:50 No.18823107
    >dat pic

    We oughtta get a group swimsuit photo.

    We can show it to all the guys. They will be so jelly.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:50 No.18823113
    People voted to wait until tomorrow, even though it's only 2 in the afternoon.
    >> Lookout 04/22/12(Sun)23:52 No.18823132
    word. changing to rest up then.
    i approve of this.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:54 No.18823157
    We can do that at the Housewarming party.

    Give a copy to Nanoha, so she has another thing to remember everyone by while she's on field training.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:54 No.18823164
    Gai can get the mace

    Erica would murder us if we didn't give her the dildo bat

    Bards outfit for us naturally

    Human can keep her sword and larp as a samurai
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:55 No.18823177
    Eh, maybe we should get the Mace, and give Gai the brick. Since we're the leader, and doing the talking it'll be up to us to present the +5 Golden Mace of Instant Win (Signed by Gygax)
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:56 No.18823184
    Hmm, just finished getting caught up to this quest, the descriptions of the two we've seen and what letters were used to identify them, are the three guys from OMS? R being Toraichi Tamiya and O being Hikozaemon Otaki and finally the guy who turned away K being Keichi?

    Voting on getting everything ready for tomorrow as well.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)23:58 No.18823202
    R is LG.
    M is possibly Miko [LG2]
    K is.... the third LG?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)00:03 No.18823263
    Well really he doesn't need a weapon since he can rp a monk we keep the brick as a back up and the mace as our main / symbol of lordship over the larpers
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)00:05 No.18823280
    Doesn't look like there is a dick. Though it could be hidden.

    First we toss the Dildo bat to Hina. It'll be funny.
    Try on the bard outfit for sure.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/23/12(Mon)00:07 No.18823296
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    With everything in order, your group sits down and just take the time to rest.
    Gai and Naru sit themselves at the chairs to one corner of the room, Hina and Erica join you on the bed.

    "I wonder what's on TV..." Erica says as she reaches for the remote.

    "aaahhhhhn~ aaaaaahn~" The sounds of lovemaking fill the room, The TV stuck at full volume.
    "Ohhh that position is not comfortable." Erica comments as she leans towards the TV.
    Hina covers her face and eyes with a pillow.
    Naru does the same using her hands.
    Both were blushing as red as tomatoes.

    You wrestle the remote away from your German girlfriend and turn the TV off.
    "Tsk. Spoilsport." she comments.
    "Nope. No more of that, we need the rest." You tell her.

    You headed back to Raymond's at around 7 in the evening.
    There you find him waiting with gear and costumes.


    First 3 over fifty
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)00:08 No.18823308
    rolled 36 = 36

    Link Costume for Erica.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)00:09 No.18823323
    rolled 4 = 4

    A summoning packet that when thrown, releases several questionable photos featuring Hapshiel.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)00:09 No.18823328
    rolled 23 = 23

    Box of whatever LARPers like to eat while they LARP

    I assume strange mushrooms and granola bars but fuck if I know
    >> Lookout 04/23/12(Mon)00:09 No.18823330
    rolled 57 = 57

    Sororitas outfit for Erica
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)00:09 No.18823334
    rolled 93 = 93

    Stage weapons: Flamberge, Falchion, Rapier.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)00:09 No.18823335
    rolled 82 = 82

    Traveling cloaks with hoods for everyone. Good quality, made of treated leather and looks 'authentic'.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/23/12(Mon)00:10 No.18823338
    rolled 74 = 74

    barbarian for erica
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)00:10 No.18823339
    rolled 85 = 85

    Once more for Link outfit.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)00:11 No.18823362
    Quisling repellant
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)00:11 No.18823368
    rolled 98 = 98

    A box labeled "To Naru, Hina, and Erica." It's filled with condoms.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)00:12 No.18823375
    Would also look good on Hina.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)00:13 No.18823390
    rolled 62 = 62

    Monk robes for gai, samurai gear for hina, barbarian clothes for naru and a princess dress for erica
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/23/12(Mon)00:16 No.18823425
    rolled 42 = 42

    hmm apparently the dice gods approve of prophylactics.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)00:17 No.18823435
    It was a bit late though, it was the sixth over 50
    >> Lookout 04/23/12(Mon)00:18 No.18823440
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    yay all caught up.
    thanks for rolling for me yesterday udz.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/23/12(Mon)00:19 No.18823457
    Happy to oblige.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)00:22 No.18823490
    rolled 59 = 59

    Too late but hoping for a 100 for this in support
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/23/12(Mon)00:23 No.18823502
    rolled 61 = 61

    maybe it was never meant to be?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)00:24 No.18823516
    The dice gods are ambivalent and slightly in your favor, but not enough to grant such a large request.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/23/12(Mon)00:24 No.18823517
    rolled 84 = 84

    well i tried.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)00:24 No.18823526
    rolled 3 = 3

    Maybe, but i can dream
    Also the idea of erica as a princess and the white knights is just too Damn funny to me to not try for
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/23/12(Mon)00:31 No.18823606
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    "I got some stuff together for you guys, like I said I would." Raymonds tells you as he shows you what he has prepared.

    First and foremost was a set of of cloaks with hoods. Made of fine leather, theyre thick enough to protect you from some bladed weapons.

    There were also a set of swords laid out, a flamberge, a rapier and a bastard sword.
    All three were disguised with a layer of tinfoil on the blades, to make them appear as homemade props.
    "be carefull when setting those down." Raymond tells you. "They will still ring like steel if you ever hit those on a rock, and Bandits would just love to get thier greedy mitts on stuff like that."

    There were also supplies of bread and cured meat in pouches, once again for bribes and rations.

    A half-dozen paper covered balls you recognized as fireworks were also in the pile.
    "Had those smuggled out of the last pyrotechnic display. should make for some quick bombs." Raymond says as he hefts one of them

    And finally there was an ornate piece of foam armor built for a female frame.
    The black chestplate gleamed with golden details, a foam and wood sword lay beside it.
    wax seals festooned both chestplate and sword.

    YOu thank Raymond for putting the equipment together and head off to check on the ninjas as your team inspects and packs the goods.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)00:33 No.18823633
    >Sister of Battle Erica

    I hate to say it, but she'd be the one to fall to slaanesh.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/23/12(Mon)00:35 No.18823652
    Not if we take on the role of Emps.
    >> Lookout 04/23/12(Mon)00:35 No.18823655
    i think she'd be too busy shooting to care.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)00:38 No.18823684
    To be fair we are closer to a slaanesh lord than emps

    Erica would be a sob for all of ten minutes until she enjoyed things too much, got into lesbiantics or realised there are better ways to enjoyed the equipment than following the rules
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/23/12(Mon)00:41 No.18823705
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    "Boss! Boss! Check us out!" Bob says excitedly as he and the other ninjas reveal themselves from behind crates.

    They're now wearing a full set of respectable looking ninja outfits.
    No longer the shirt Ninjas of earlier, they are now full fledged ninjas [if only in looks.]

    Finger-less gloves on their hands flex as they do hilarious karate poses. Silver forehead protectors on thier heads gleam in the light, a simplistic drawing of a steaming bowl in the middle of it.

    With thier costumes now unified, you would have found it hard to tell them apart.
    Thankfully someone thought it would be a good idea to give each of them name tags.
    On Bob's chest was a red and white sticker saying [HELLO, MY NAME IS: Bob].

    "Looking great guys. Very Shinobi-ish." You tell them.
    Bob grins under his mask, truly happy with the new outfits.
    "Thanks for these boss, we swear we won't fail you and Raymond-san."
    "Good man. I'll take you up on your word." YOu tell him with a pat on his shoulder.

    The evening passed-by quickly soon after that.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)00:41 No.18823706
    Thank you for giving me my new favorite word.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)00:42 No.18823718
    >Sister of Battle Erica
    Amateur DrawFag? Are you around tonight?
    And would you be kind enough to draw this for us?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)00:43 No.18823731
    If we have time, let's have us and Gai give them some crash courses on ninja fighting.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)00:43 No.18823733
    Well i picked it up from a thread here long ago so I am glad to keep it going
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)00:45 No.18823747
    When we lose all hold on our swag we will be.

    (Our swag grows with our class, and our class grows with our swag. It's a vicious cycle.)
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)00:48 No.18823773
    Sisters of swag lead by erica
    The adeptus hayates, our minions and students in swaggery
    Lord emperor Hayate god pump of man kind

    Does that make negayate our horus?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)00:49 No.18823781
    No, the word used in previous threads was Lesbionics, which is the study of lesbians. Lesbiantics would be the semantics of Lesbionics.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)00:49 No.18823785
    Why is this not posted yet?
    >Hearts grow cold, eyes go dim, soon she herself will have for gotten him. #msq
    >songs will fade,, dreams shall die, and in due time they shall say goodbye
    >hearts gro cold, eyes go dim, and you will have sung your final hymn
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)00:49 No.18823788
    Pimp not pump
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)00:51 No.18823802
    Because none of us care maybe?

    We have infinicon shenanigans to deal with, not paranoia time
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)00:55 No.18823844
    We must prepare for combat.
    >> Lookout 04/23/12(Mon)00:55 No.18823846
    because if we ignore the warning signs, maybe it won't hurt as bad when LG burns down our happy little world.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)00:57 No.18823855
    Athena gives up
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)00:59 No.18823880
    Perhaps this is what happened to NegaHayate?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/23/12(Mon)01:01 No.18823903
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    It's morning.
    THe sun has begun to rise to the east.

    You don the bard outfit, the brick, and a rapier.
    Gai keeps his normal outfit, and takes the flamberge
    Hina changes into pants, sturdy boots and a simple shirt. She keeps her wooden sword as her weapon.
    Naru is also dressed similar to Hina, she has a chain and the mace she was working on earlier as her weapons.

    Erica has put on the black chestplate but leaves the sword that came with it, she instead takes the bastard sword and her MG3.

    You take Bob and another one of the ninjas with you, the two of them would be carrying the supplies.

    All seven of you wear the heavy leather cloaks to hide your outfits as you travel through the city to the edges of the LARP Forest.

    You arrive at the treeline at around 7 am.
    In front of you is a dirt road leading deeper into the woods, to the left is the wide expanse of the Fields of Foam, and to the right is a river.

    [ ]follow river
    [ ]dirt road
    [ ]field
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:03 No.18823921
    [x]dirt road
    We're more likely to be accosted by Highwaymen, that we can then defeat and interrogate about K.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:03 No.18823923
    We have the +5 Golden Mace of Instant Win with us, right LG?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/23/12(Mon)01:03 No.18823925
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:03 No.18823926
    Follow that river.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:04 No.18823931
    Follow the river, rivers always lead to encampments.
    >> Lookout 04/23/12(Mon)01:04 No.18823939
    [x]dirt road, following >>18823921 this anons logic.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:05 No.18823940
    Where's the +5 Golden Mace of Instant Win?
    [x] Dirt Road
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:06 No.18823952
    follow that river
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:07 No.18823970
    Settlements need a water source, fantasy larpers will therefore be near the water
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:10 No.18823998
    Road, we need to take our prisoners.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:15 No.18824056
    Or we run into qislings, and unless there is a bounty I don't see what use bandit prisoners will be
    >> Lookout 04/23/12(Mon)01:17 No.18824068
    might have info about the last target.
    also can feed the Demon Slayer with their blood.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/23/12(Mon)01:18 No.18824085
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    You walk down the dirt road, hoping it will lead you to someone, anyone that could tell you where the Blackwolves would be found.

    You keep walking, passing by broken down wooden carts and long-dead campfires.
    After 30 minutes or so, you are deep in the woods.
    The trees' canopy meets together on top of the narrow dirt road, covering it in shadow.

    The woods are still.
    Everything is quiet.
    Too quiet..

    **ROLL EM**
    First one only.

    It's in the bags of supplies.
    along with the meat, bread and fireworks
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:19 No.18824091
    rolled 90 = 90

    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:20 No.18824096
    rolled 29 = 29

    >> Lookout 04/23/12(Mon)01:21 No.18824108
    terrible tom bombadil LARPer time.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:22 No.18824120
    Welp, that ambush just failed hard.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:23 No.18824126
    Not with that roll we aren't.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:23 No.18824131
    Hell to the yes, 90 on top. About fucking time, too.
    >> Lookout 04/23/12(Mon)01:28 No.18824176
    rolled 71 = 71

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/23/12(Mon)01:28 No.18824181
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    You hear people talking form behind the trees.
    "noobs... noobs... newfags..." The whispers echo on either side of the path.
    A kid wearing a black metallica shirt, and cheetos stained pants jumps out onto the path in front of you.
    "FIRST!" he yells.
    Other similarly dressed men join him.
    "STFU NOOB."
    "Your mom."
    They say as they block your path.
    Beside you, You hear Naru say something under her breath.
    "Trolls..." Her eyes grow narrow.

    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:30 No.18824205
    Take them down quickly, also do not feed the trolls.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:30 No.18824206
    Slap their shit. Little fuckers.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:30 No.18824207
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:31 No.18824222
    Introduce the trolls to our various means of pwnage and show then they are the noobs
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:32 No.18824229
    Ignore them and keep going.

    They can't hurt us if we don't pay them any attention.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:32 No.18824230
    rolled 37 = 37

    Burn with fire.
    >> Lookout 04/23/12(Mon)01:32 No.18824231
    "Erica, unleash The Penetrator on them."

    getting beaten with the dildo bat should keep them harmless for a while
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:32 No.18824232
    Trick them into helping us find K. Sure beating them is nice but if we tell them how butthurt K would be at their antics they'll track him down for us.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/23/12(Mon)01:32 No.18824234
    "What ho, gentlemen! We seek the territory of the Blackwolves, could you perhaps point us the correct direction? I could play you the song of my people in exchange for this service."

    Gesture to the rest of the group, "Or perhaps you would prefer the violence of my companions?"
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:33 No.18824240
    DO NOT RESPOND. Keep calm, and carry on as if they are not there. They will leave if they do not get any attention.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:33 No.18824243
    Do not take their shit, and beat them down. We need information, and it must be extracted from their bodies through pain.

    The back alleys of the Shinjuku district taught us what it's like on the receiving end; now, it's our turn to be on the inflicting end.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:34 No.18824248
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/23/12(Mon)01:34 No.18824252
    What if we feed them their teeth?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:36 No.18824270
    But we have less than 24 hours to find K, and we need information. He was last seen in this area, so these trolls may have seen him. I think we need to beat the information from them.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:43 No.18824351
    They'll spill every bit of information they know just to get a response. Even then, it might be useless, since they're shitty trolls.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/23/12(Mon)01:51 No.18824438
    >attack them
    You unholster your brick and tear off your cloak.
    The others doing the same.

    They react upon seeing the girls with you.

    Your group attacks the dozen or so nerds.

    Gimme a roll
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:52 No.18824452
    rolled 7 = 7


    lol why we mad tho?
    >> Lookout 04/23/12(Mon)01:52 No.18824454
    rolled 87 = 87

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/23/12(Mon)01:53 No.18824456
    rolled 41 = 41


    >rvesgm songs
    Yes, Captcha, we should have used our songs.
    >> Lookout 04/23/12(Mon)01:53 No.18824465
    brick, meet testicles.
    testicles, say goodbye.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:54 No.18824466
    rolled 42 = 42

    Hell, whats the worst they could do to us, besides trigger some PTSD purely by accident.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:54 No.18824469
    rolled 58 = 58

    Shh, no speaking now, only cracked skulls.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:54 No.18824477
    rolled 55 = 55

    We can't kill them, we need information. But we can hurt them, though.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:54 No.18824478
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    rolled 44 = 44

    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:55 No.18824480
    rolled 11 = 11

    Time to smack troll shit.

    Too bad they're so generic. We've proved ourselves to be quite adept at trolling, if we have something to work with.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/23/12(Mon)01:56 No.18824491
    rolled 29 = 29

    Troll smashin time
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)01:56 No.18824496
    rolled 24 = 24

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/23/12(Mon)01:58 No.18824527
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    Your brick and Gai's fists begin to pummel the sweaty meatpiles.
    Erica unslings the purple dragon slayer and joins the fray
    "U MAD?"
    "ME GUSTA!"
    "HURRDURR!!" The nerds scream as they fall one by one.

    As Erica brings up the phallic punisher, a shout is heard.

    A group of knights in white ride up on thier steeds.
    [said steeds were sticks with roughly made horses heads on them.]

    "DERP, WHITE KNIGHTS ARE HERE, THERE GOES THE FUN." one of the trolls say.
    The group of oily meatbags quickly retreat into the woods.

    "ARE YOU OKAY?" The leader, a man in silver and white cardboard armor, asks
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/23/12(Mon)02:00 No.18824550
    rolled 21 = 21

    Making homemade ramen, noodles stock and all.
    Its kinda a bitch.
    >> Lookout 04/23/12(Mon)02:01 No.18824552
    tell them we're fine, but we're seeking a man who wronged Erica, Hina, and Naru for some righteous justice and restoration of honor.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)02:01 No.18824554
    It's questioning time.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)02:01 No.18824565
    Yes we are. We were prepared to defend ourselves, but it seems your reputation removed that need.
    Thank you. We are from far away lands and looking for a man who may have wronged us, and we need to speak to him.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)02:02 No.18824569
    Perfect. This will work well for us.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/23/12(Mon)02:02 No.18824576
    rolled 44 = 44

    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)02:02 No.18824579
    My and the ladies fair are well. I have come to these woods in search of a vile miscreant who has wronged them. Have you seen this ruffian in these parts, I must track him down or honor shall never be restored.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)02:02 No.18824582
    Hold Aloft the +5 Golden Mace of Instant Win, then >>18824552 do that.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)02:03 No.18824583
    "Thank you for your assistance, sir.
    "Perhaps you could assist us? We are looking for a man [describe K here] who passed through this area some time ago."
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)02:04 No.18824605
    Tread carefully around the whiteknights. They may appear less offensive than the trolls and the other detritus of the forest, but they are just as desperate.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)02:10 No.18824684
    Man, Erica and Hina will get all the answers we could ever need. All they need to do is play them like the fools they are.

    Erica should have no problem with it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/23/12(Mon)02:17 No.18824776
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    "Thank you for the assistance..." He ignores you and heads straight for Erica.
    "Are you okay miss?" He asks her.
    "Yeah yeah. We're fine." She answers off-handedly
    "Those foul creatures did not hurt you did they?"
    "Fucking trolls are a pushover." She tells him.
    'Erica, ask him about K' you mentillate her.

    "Anyway, have you seen this man?" She asks as she pulls out K's picture.
    "An unfamiliar face. I can't say I have seen him before." The knight answers, the rest of his troupe shake their heads.

    'Ask him about the Black Wolves' you tell her
    "How about the Black Wolves, where do we find them?"
    "A lady as fair as you should not actively try and interact with those peasants. They who live in the mud. They who have not a castle nor a keep."
    The other knights nod in agreement

    "So, where do we find them?" She asks again.
    "They are a nomadic group, never staying in one place for too long. If you'd like, My men and I would accompany you and the other two ladies over there to the western hills, there you may find clues of thier current location." He says with an almost manic tone to his voice.

    [ ]sure
    [ ]nope
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/23/12(Mon)02:20 No.18824805
    rolled 56 = 56

    He's so desperate to be helpful, but
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)02:21 No.18824815
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/23/12(Mon)02:21 No.18824819
    rolled 52 = 52

    [ ]sure
    might as well
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)02:22 No.18824822
    Well, if we say yes, we get:
    -Constantly pestering Erica, Hina and Naru
    -Possibly Resentful of us and Gai.

    I'll throw a vote at [x]Sure and trust Erica to keep them in line.
    >> Lookout 04/23/12(Mon)02:22 No.18824826
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)02:22 No.18824829

    Good sir I'm sure there are maidens in greater need of protection than these. There are greater challenges, and greater favors to be won. They have their protection well in hand and are unlikely to walk in dark unsafe places. Another would need you more Sir Knight.
    >> Lookout 04/23/12(Mon)02:22 No.18824838
    Is asking Naru about them not an option?
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/23/12(Mon)02:22 No.18824839
    rolled 67 = 67

    wait never mind didn't read the manic part.
    [ ]nope
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)02:26 No.18824875
    [x] Nope.

    They are way too aggravating. And they saved those trolls... man now they'll be able to comeback and harass other people...
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)02:28 No.18824896
    I don't think conflict with them is avoidable.
    If 'sure', they will want to try to keep the ladies 'safe' by keeping them locked up in their castle.
    If 'nope', they'll probably try to fight Hayate and Gai.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)02:29 No.18824920
    >My men and I would accompany you and the other two ladies over there to the western hills, there you may find clues of thier current location." He says with an almost manic tone to his voice.

    Doesn't say he'll let us men come with. fuck him
    [x] nope
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/23/12(Mon)02:37 No.18825009
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    'Nope. I don't like the looks they've been giving you and the girls. Thank him for his offer but refuse. We have the information we need' you tell Erica.

    "Thanks for the offer, but we'll just go on our own." She tells him
    "But surely my lady, you would want to reconsider, It is dangerous in these parts." He reaches out for Erica's hand.

    You really do not like this fucker.
    You really really don't.
    IN an instant you were beside Erica, and keeping his hand away.
    "The lady, said no." You tell him firmly, your fingers digging into his cardboard gauntlet.

    "YOU DARE RAISE YOUR HAND AGAINST A KNIGHT?" he says as he pulls his arm away.
    He draws his sword, a weapon of foam, tape and wood.
    The other knights do the same.

    Brick in hand, you prepare for battle.

    >> Lookout 04/23/12(Mon)02:39 No.18825024
    rolled 91 = 91

    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)02:39 No.18825028
    rolled 48 = 48

    Fuckin white knights.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)02:39 No.18825030
    rolled 5 = 5

    All that jazz!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)02:39 No.18825035
    I'm glad I refreshed before rolling.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)02:40 No.18825038
    Sure, but if any of your men step out of line they get to know my little friend here

    Dildo bat of troll slaying +2 works well on white knights as well i bet
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/23/12(Mon)02:40 No.18825045
    rolled 9 = 9

    Can't easily do much worse than 5, but I'll certainly try!
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)02:41 No.18825051
    rolled 98 = 98

    Here's hoping for an Instagib
    >> Lookout 04/23/12(Mon)02:41 No.18825054
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    I'm back man, you can stop rolling shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)02:41 No.18825056
    And Udz is cut off on the dice.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)02:42 No.18825061
    With a roll like that, you may be right.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)02:42 No.18825066
    rolled 19 = 19

    On one hand I kind of feel bad for them and don't want to hurt them too much.

    On the other hand, fuck these creeps.

    Let's see what the dicegods think.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/23/12(Mon)02:44 No.18825084
    rolled 3 = 3

    But I've always done it.

    Oh, you know that's not gonna stop me.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/23/12(Mon)02:44 No.18825089
    But that 3 will.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)02:48 No.18825128
    Either we smashed trump or erica is gonna go a whacking
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)02:49 No.18825143
    >white knights try to save maiden
    >said maiden beats them all with a giant purple dildo

    I wish all internet fights went like this.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)02:52 No.18825174
    Them not trump
    God I hate this phones autocorrect

    If they did I would put all my money into making an internet fighting federation
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/23/12(Mon)02:56 No.18825204
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    Brick met cardboard, and ultimately, flesh.
    You rampaged through their ranks like a tornado of pain and destruction
    Your team was also right beside you, giving the knights hell.

    Erica takes out the leader with her purple troll slayer, his helmet coming off to reveal an acne ridden face, not unlike that of a troll's.

    You continue bricking left and right till they fought no more.
    The knights lay supine and unmoving, most of them unconcious, some possibly only pretending to be so.
    "Don't you dare come after us. Or we will whup you again." Erica tells them.
    You have an Idea.
    "Bob, Bill, Take their horses." You tell the two ninjas.
    "that will delay them if they choose to chase us and we can sell those at a village or something."

    Bob and his partner begin picking up the fallen steeds and tying them together to make the bunch of sticks easier to carry.

    Your group walks away leaving the fallen knights scattered like dead leaves on the road.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)02:57 No.18825212
    It's be Waifu Wars meets Bumfights, but with cosplay. I'd watch it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/23/12(Mon)03:01 No.18825250
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    You follow the road until a crossroads.
    Leading to the west, a smaller path leading deeper into the forest, it's unkempt and over-grown.
    to the north, the continuation of the road, you see smoke in the distance.
    To the east another small path, but this one seems to have been used recently.

    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:02 No.18825258

    >> Lookout 04/23/12(Mon)03:04 No.18825270
    west, because that's where the wknights (silent w) said we might find clues to the current location of the wolves.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:05 No.18825277
    We can see if it's a camp of locals, and if so, if they've seen K.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:07 No.18825285
    Where there's smoke, there's fire.
    So west.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:07 No.18825290
    Mark the path.

    Fuck, this reminds me of the forest in Return to Zork, where you had to navigate to the Zorkmid tree. Free money if you weren't retarded about it.

    Or the Whispering Woods, where you went blind unless you had a thermos full of milk.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:08 No.18825292
    And the actual, since we're coming from the south.
    Plus, the White Knights mentioned the Western Hills.
    so [x] West
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:08 No.18825302
    rolled 26 = 26


    We might be able to get rid of the Horses as well as asking about K. The horses are useless, everyone knows you need a squire holding a split coconut following you around to get them to work.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:09 No.18825311
    I shall be telling this with a sigh
    Somewhere ages and ages hence:
    Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
    I took the one less traveled by,
    And that has made all the difference.

    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:10 No.18825318
    If we could get a waifu wars league I would subscribe forever

    The white knights could be a pay per view event

    East, we should see what the smoke is from
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:11 No.18825321
    We should get a brick in the real world. Seems great for mundane, slightly-less-than-lethal combat.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:12 No.18825334
    "Hayate, you're very well trained in close combat, you have a Device, your specialty is support... Why are you carrying a brick as a combat item?"

    "This thing has saved my ass so many times, Mike. I can't leave it behind."
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:15 No.18825359
    It is very good against non majaikal goons
    >> Lookout 04/23/12(Mon)03:15 No.18825360
    the Dude wouldn't object, he's seen a man killed with a bowling ball, why not a brick?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/23/12(Mon)03:17 No.18825375
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    You head west, abandoning the wide road for the rougher, over-grown path.

    You slog through the bushes and leaves, barely able to see the faint path before you.
    Gai takes point and begins to slash a way through the underbrush with his sword.

    You marched like this for what seemed like hours.

    You stop to wipe the sweat forming on your brow, the feathered hat you were wearing soaked.

    You hear a low moan rumble through the trees, not unlike an animal in pain.
    You see movement on either side, but are unsure just what it is.
    "Quislings..." Naru says softly behind you.

    [ ]go slow, go silent
    [ ]full speed ahead
    [ ]crazy Ivan
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:17 No.18825377
    Do we have a spare hat we can put on the brick?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:17 No.18825380
    He would probably appreciate the simplicity of it
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:17 No.18825384
    Go slow and silent.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:18 No.18825385
    [X]go slow, go silent
    And weapons ready.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:18 No.18825392
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:18 No.18825394
    Crazy Ivan
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:19 No.18825399
    Plus we could give it to Lo. It should fall under the category of everyday items that amplify his combat effectiveness.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:19 No.18825404
    [x]go slow, go silent
    This had better not have been a waste of time, guys.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:19 No.18825405
    [X] Crazy Ivan
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:19 No.18825406
    Take it slow and silent. Stick together.
    >> Lookout 04/23/12(Mon)03:20 No.18825413
    [x] Ivan de Crazy
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:20 No.18825414
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:22 No.18825427
    You dumb shits and Crazy Ivan.
    Do you even know what will happen if we do that? We're going to have a horde of zombies on our tail.
    We've already lost a few hours, we can't afford getting lost in this forest.
    >> Lookout 04/23/12(Mon)03:23 No.18825433
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:23 No.18825437
    He puts in the option because he knows these clowns can't resist it.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:23 No.18825440
    Slow and silent.

    Sneaking by them is the best plan. Making noise will get us surrounded.

    I blame SWQ for getting people addicted to crazy ivan.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:24 No.18825444
    slow and silent
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:25 No.18825449
    If we're quiet, they'll miss us.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:26 No.18825455
    So doing the stupid thing all the time is fun to you? Maybe you should play a retard then.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:26 No.18825460
    Crazy Ivan, all the way.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:27 No.18825467
    Guys, this is a serious quest, we should only be picking serious options.
    [x] Crazy Ivan
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:28 No.18825472
    slow and silent
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:28 No.18825480
    > [X] ARA ARA
    You follow KY LG, you know what I'm saying.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:29 No.18825488
    This isn't a serious quest, but we're on a serious mission.

    Slow and silent.

    We can't fuck this up, we have about 12 hours to find the guy, and if we crazy ivan, we'll be lost in the woods and fail.
    >> Lookout 04/23/12(Mon)03:30 No.18825492
    doing the stupid thing once in a while is fun, yes.
    this whole setting is utterly ridiculous. why not crazy ivan when the opportunity presents itself?
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/23/12(Mon)03:30 No.18825498
    rolled 31 = 31

    Hey that was uncalled for, maybe you would have more fun if you drank.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/23/12(Mon)03:30 No.18825500
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    Now, you know that these Quislings are basically crazy zombie coplayers.
    And if experience has taught you anything, it's that crazy can only be negated by an equal amount of crazy.

    You execute plan-C, aka Crazy Ivan.
    "Okay guys. Do what I do." You tell your team.
    You begin moving stiffly and imitating the moans coming from each side.
    The team does the same as well.

    Up ahead of you, one of the Quislings pushes through into the path and looks in your direction.
    He looked like a very malnourished guy dressed in really muddy and ratty clothes.
    Blank eyes stared in your direction And he lets out another low moan.

    You imitate his moan and continue walking forwards, the quisling not touching any of you as you passed.

    You continued acting like zombies until you came to a clearing, behind you, the quislings followed like rats to a piper.

    "Holyshit, I cant believe that worked." Bill says as he breaks into the clearing. Bob tried to stop him from speaking, but it's too late.

    "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!" Hearing him talk, the quislings attack

    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:31 No.18825516
    >Erica in cardboard armor holding a dildo sword moaning like a zombie

    It's just too perfect.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:31 No.18825517
    rolled 84 = 84

    Well shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:32 No.18825520
    rolled 67 = 67

    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:32 No.18825521
    rolled 23 = 23

    Damnit, Bill.
    Bustin' heads with brick and dildobat.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/23/12(Mon)03:32 No.18825525
    rolled 4 = 4

    Brick is best zombie fightin tool
    >> Lookout 04/23/12(Mon)03:33 No.18825529
    rolled 98 = 98

    bill has lost the chance to learn ramen-jutsu. shamfur dispray.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:33 No.18825530
    rolled 78 = 78

    Zombie Fightan
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:33 No.18825534
    rolled 78 = 78

    Everybody was zom-bee-fy-teeeeng
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/23/12(Mon)03:33 No.18825536
    rolled 82 = 82

    Huh well nice knowing you guys.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:33 No.18825541
    rolled 91 = 91

    Start bricking people, screaming out "TURN UNDEAD!"
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:33 No.18825542
    Welp, poor zombies.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:33 No.18825544
    >why not crazy ivan when the opportunity presents itself
    Because it can close off scenario paths that were desired, or result in situations that take us away from our goals, rather than towards them, perhaps even removing them from being achieved.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:34 No.18825548
    rolled 28 = 28

    The Rolls...
    ...Are Slowly...
    ...Getting Worse.
    We should probably...
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/23/12(Mon)03:35 No.18825555
    rolled 72 = 72






    well i think we have this one.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:35 No.18825558
    rolled 52 = 52

    Goddammit Bob

    Time for erica to whip out her little friend and redead a bunch of zombies
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:35 No.18825561
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    rolled 46 = 46

    >> Lookout 04/23/12(Mon)03:36 No.18825567
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    I can't hear you over the sound of my excellent rolls and all the fun i'm having.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/23/12(Mon)03:37 No.18825576
    rolled 86 = 86

    Dude really? I don't know about any of you guys but i live in the here and now, not possible scenario paths.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:39 No.18825602
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    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:40 No.18825611
    I agree with fritz here, I take the fun when it is offered and worry about long term things when we get to serious issues.

    And crazy Ivan is the best option
    >> Lookout 04/23/12(Mon)03:42 No.18825634
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    even more appropriate for this situation
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/23/12(Mon)03:42 No.18825636
    rolled 80 = 80

    It always is.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:42 No.18825648
    So you're going to ignore the flowcharts that LG uses, then?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:43 No.18825650
    I suddenly hope for us taming the zombies with Thriller.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/23/12(Mon)03:43 No.18825652
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    Bill was bitten by the one nearest him before Bob could help him.
    You and your team begin taking down zombies.

    Everytime you struck them they jsut kept going, thier insane minds not knowing pain.
    Erica begins bludgeoning their heads with the penile pulvurizer.

    You do the same with the brick.
    They begin to fall with enough application of blunt force to the cranium, you try and hold back to make sure you don't kill them.

    The battle ended shortly after you learned how to take them down.

    Bill sat with his back against a tree.
    He's holding the small, barely bleeding bite on his forearm.
    "Dude. I don't want to turn into one of them! I DONT!" he says in panic.
    Bob tries to hold him still and see to his injury.

    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:43 No.18825656
    Isn't that how it's supposed to be?
    To break them as much as possible?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:44 No.18825664
    Basically yes

    I am here for fun, not worrying about everything
    If I care about Tue flowcharts it will be how much I can derail them for epic results
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:44 No.18825671
    biptch splap him like the bitch he is, tell him to man the fuck up and punch the infection in the dick.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:45 No.18825673
    Slap Bill in the face.
    "Get a hold of yourself, Bill. You're a ninja. Ninja's don't get zombified."
    >> Lookout 04/23/12(Mon)03:45 No.18825678
    'Erica, would you please boff him on the head to knock him out so bill can fix him up?'
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:45 No.18825679
    /slap Bill

    They're Quislings, not real zombies! You know this!
    Now man the fuck up, bind your wound and keep moving.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:45 No.18825680
    You didn't know this already? Ninjas can't become zombies. It can't happen. Your shinobi powers, now in full force due to your new outfit, will stave off the infection and keep you safe. Get your shit together Bill, it's fine.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:45 No.18825683
    Smack him upside the head. "Idiot! They're Quislings! That means they're humans pretending to be zombies. Now get over here so that doesn't get infected."
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:46 No.18825694
    Use a healing spell (one of the packets in the magic bag) on him.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/23/12(Mon)03:46 No.18825696
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    rolled 69 = 69

    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/23/12(Mon)03:47 No.18825698

    Can't we pretend that we use "healing spell" on Bill to remove the "zombie disease"?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:47 No.18825699
    rolled 75 = 75

    Start saying random Japanese words and then say "I've used some of your ninja power to purge the infection from you. Now let's keep going."
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:47 No.18825700
    Calm him down with a "anti zombie vaccine" and bind the wound
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:47 No.18825702
    Sure, if you come up with an action that can derail the flowchart. Instead of, you know, taking a choice that's obviously trapped.
    Taking a choice doesn't derail anything.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/23/12(Mon)03:48 No.18825707
    rolled 23 = 23

    Dude they are not really zombies.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:48 No.18825708
    Cure Disease?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:48 No.18825717
    This sounds fun.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:49 No.18825723
    Okay. So you're the type that takes actions and ignores consequences, and acts surprised when things go badly.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/23/12(Mon)03:50 No.18825727
    rolled 24 = 24

    But it's fun. Seriously dude you need a beer or something.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/23/12(Mon)03:51 No.18825734
    rolled 2 = 2

    Well i don't act surprised.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/23/12(Mon)03:52 No.18825747
    rolled 89 = 89


    Yes something like that.

    Yes we can do that.

    >Now headig to my job
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)03:52 No.18825761
    That's why this falls under the "fun" option
    We get to do something crazy and it worked, I actually wanted us to follow the smoke instead of the obviously trapped path towards zombie larpers so once we decided to go derp I decided we should go full derp
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/23/12(Mon)04:01 No.18825847
    You pull out a packet of flour from your "magic pouch"
    YOu sprinkle the white powder round his wound as you say "This fucking idiot better shut up or I'll smack him so hard he'll wish he really was a zombie." In japanese.

    Bill shuts-up and observes what you were doing.
    "What was that boss?" Bob asks
    "I used a secret ninja spell to prevent the zombie infection. But to make sure it work's it needs absolute silence from the one it was cast on."
    You explain facetiously "Is that clear Bill?"

    He nods and calms down, allowing Bob to bind his wound.

    "What do we do with them?" Erica asks as she points to the quislings passed out on the ground.
    "We must bind them and alert the ICE," Naru tells her, "Captured quislings can still be rehabilitated into sanity."

    She takes out a roll of ducttape and begins tying up the unconcious wretches, Gai and Hina assist her.
    You begin quickly building a fire using green leafy boughs, making sure that the pillar of thick white smoke it produces rises high enough to be seen for miles.

    After all of this is done, you leave the clearing and head on deeper into the woods, still headed westwards.

    **Gimme a roll**
    taking first one.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)04:01 No.18825848
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    It only worked because of a good die roll.
    Not because of a smart choice by players, not because of an interesting plot twist by LG, but just pure random chance.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)04:02 No.18825859
    rolled 64 = 64

    Maybe something good?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)04:03 No.18825863
    rolled 45 = 45

    'We're fucked' roll.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)04:04 No.18825869
    rolled 52 = 52

    Come on HUE
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)04:04 No.18825870
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)04:06 No.18825895
    wat good die roll?
    he he didnt ask for a roll until we were fighting the zombies
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/23/12(Mon)04:06 No.18825898
    rolled 97 = 97

    If you are not here for fun and Insanity based on chance then why are you here?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)04:10 No.18825923
    Success at the zombie fight was due to the good die roll. We could not gone full derp and avoided the fight altogether.

    I'm here for the fun of planning and choices, and seeing the fruits of our choices ripen.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/23/12(Mon)04:10 No.18825926
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    You trudge on through the woods, eventually finding yourselves on hilly ground.
    These must be the hills the Knights were talking about, now you need to find the Black Wolves.

    You send Bob up a particularly tall tree to see if he can spot anything, he comes back down reporting smoke to the west, and a tower somewhere to the south.

    [ ]tower
    [ ]smoke
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)04:12 No.18825949
    >using dice rolls to degrees of success/failure is bad
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)04:12 No.18825954
    Towards the smoke!
    >> Lookout 04/23/12(Mon)04:13 No.18825955
    >here for the fun of planning and choices, and seeing the fruits of our choices ripen

    you mean like Perrine and our love child?
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/23/12(Mon)04:13 No.18825956
    rolled 73 = 73

    [ ]tower
    Maybe there's some nice people there to give us directions.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)04:13 No.18825958
    The tower is probably where the White Knights operated out of.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)04:13 No.18825962
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)04:14 No.18825967
    Smoke, where there's smoke there is fire, and where there is fire there is something interesting.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)04:14 No.18825971
    Nomads might use the tower but they would set up a fire so go towards the smoke
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/23/12(Mon)04:15 No.18825972
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    rolled 40 = 40

    >I'm here for the fun of planning and choices, and seeing the fruits of our choices ripen.

    Uh wat.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)04:15 No.18825975
    rolled 90 = 90

    Let's go check out the Tower first, pretty sure the smoke is from a bandit camp or the like.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)04:15 No.18825981
    Using dice rolls to determine success/failure isn't bad.
    No, it's making bad choices and depending on the dice to pull out a win that's bad.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)04:15 No.18825982
    >smoke again
    [x] tower
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)04:17 No.18825996
    What, you can't plan a single move ahead? Are you incapable of thinking beyond what's directly in front of you? Is your alcohol-addled mind that far gone?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)04:18 No.18826000
    And the tower is quite probably a white knights base
    Neither option is that great
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/23/12(Mon)04:18 No.18826009
    Smoke, the Wolves were described as not having fortifications, or grand buildings.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)04:19 No.18826018
    Calm your tits or go away
    This isn't the place for bad/wrong fun arguments
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)04:20 No.18826021
    You have NO idea how to have fun, do you?
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/23/12(Mon)04:22 No.18826041
    rolled 25 = 25

    I plan ahead all the time, just not on /tg/ quest because they are more fun that way. What is it, autism or something? If it is it's cool bro i can't blame you for it.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)04:28 No.18826109
    No, I don't consider what you call 'fun' to be fun.
    You've pretty much said that you'll choose whatever seems most hilarious to you, regardless of the long-term consequences.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/23/12(Mon)04:30 No.18826127
    rolled 42 = 42

    You sure? It could be undiagnosed or some shit, my cousin has it and he acts just like you.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)04:36 No.18826167
    Do we share a dislike of you, then? That we only put up with you because we're expected to, but would really rather prefer if you never interacted with us ever again?
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/23/12(Mon)04:37 No.18826179
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    rolled 98 = 98

    Oh stop im blushing.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)04:41 No.18826203
    No, really. If you say I'm somewhat like your cousin, does he hate you?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/23/12(Mon)04:41 No.18826206
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    You get your bearings and head off towards the smoke.
    After about fifteen minutes of chopping through the bushes, you come upon a small stream crossed by an equally small bridge.

    A knight in black armor stands guard on the bridge.
    On his chest, a red griffin can be seen, and by his side a two handed sword of wood and foil.
    You are unable to see his face though the slits on his helmet, and he stands there unmoving much like a statue.
    "Good Sir Knight," You say as you approach him. "would thou knowesth the location of the black wolves?"
    "NONE SHALL PASS!" he says in a booming voice.
    >> Lookout 04/23/12(Mon)04:42 No.18826217
    keep going man, LG could sustain himself for a week with the buttmad you're getting from him.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/23/12(Mon)04:43 No.18826222
    rolled 97 = 97

    Not really, just kind of an off dude like you. Can't hate you for it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/23/12(Mon)04:44 No.18826232
    It's the Black Knight, man.

    "Are we gonna have to go through the whole chopping your limbs off bit?"
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)04:44 No.18826233
    Use our Bardic abilities to cast suggestion. His fort saves are so high, he must have scimped on the will and reflex saves.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)04:44 No.18826234
    Go about 20-30 feet downstream, jump over the small stream, continue on our way.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)04:44 No.18826238
    Do we still have our Nerf gun with us?
    Can we shoot him in the head?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)04:44 No.18826240
    Oh boy, here we go.
    Monty Python.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)04:45 No.18826242
    Ill say to him:

    don't like your tweed sir
    Teach you the butler's rythm
    We'll see who strikes the loudest
    I put on my fighting trousers
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/23/12(Mon)04:46 No.18826251
    rolled 37 = 37

    I know i'm just quoting.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/23/12(Mon)04:47 No.18826255
    Ah, yes. I'll admit it's been a while since I've actually seen it.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)04:50 No.18826290
    >I know i'm just quoting.
    I have to admit, I don't really remember the start of the scene.

    My friends and I usually start quoting around "Victory is mine!"
    >> Lookout 04/23/12(Mon)04:52 No.18826314
    I'm glad that i haven't seen this in so long that I still find it funny.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/23/12(Mon)04:53 No.18826318
    rolled 28 = 28

    Just occurred to me that we should have gotten coconuts in the care package.

    >undeadi analysis
    Yes i'm sure they will analyse the zombie larpers Captcha.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/23/12(Mon)04:53 No.18826323
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    Questions Three

    New thread at 2200 4chan time
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)04:54 No.18826331
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/23/12(Mon)04:55 No.18826336
    rolled 74 = 74

    What is the terminal velocity of an unladen swallow?
    >> Lookout 04/23/12(Mon)04:55 No.18826338
    well, I'm gonna go play RE4 until my body collapses. see you chaps tonight.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/23/12(Mon)04:57 No.18826353
    Have fun storming the zombies.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)04:59 No.18826377
    Think it'll work?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/23/12(Mon)05:00 No.18826385
    You never know.

    And, I'm off myself. The bed, she does call to me.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)05:01 No.18826401
    He'd need a miracle.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/23/12(Mon)05:05 No.18826437
    Fuck me, I'm completely failing at references tonight, it seems.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)06:50 No.18827136
    So, we've got less than 14 hours, probably closer to less than 12 hours. Should we shoot the Black Knight, or hit him with the mace of winning to get him to talk?
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)07:12 No.18827269
    >Catch up
    >It be finished sonny boy
    >Read thread
    >Sister of Battle Erica

    Oh lawdy, I just got back from midterms, and you people already pulled weird awesome out of your asses. Well done, comrades. Well done.

    I'm on it
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/23/12(Mon)07:16 No.18827295
    Damn, name dropped
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)07:24 No.18827339
    Shoot him.
    Have Erica do it.

    OR we go a few meters down stream and jump across
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)08:31 No.18827791
    with dildo bat to boot
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)09:51 No.18828243
    Yeah we could just bypass him. But then we won't know whether K passed by him or not.
    >> Anonymous 04/23/12(Mon)11:00 No.18828613
    "I am Hayate, Shougun of the Ramengumi, and I demand you let me pass!"

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