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    234 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: >Implying Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)08:40 No.18841375  
    These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    Midnight rolls around, You, Naru, Erica, Hina and Gai are in your safehouse in the LoveHotel.
    The Dude contacts you.
    'Ready to go guys?'
    'Sir. I would like to take back a local with me.' you tell him as you hold Naru's hand.
    'She has shown great aptitude and would do well to be trained as an agent.'
    'Kid, if only it weren't a simulation.' he tells you.
    'She would indeed have made a great agent.'
    He says nothing more and pulls you out.

    The last thing you felt was the warmth of her hand in yours.
    You find yourselves back in your seat in the classroom.
    It's the same room with the same podium up front, with the same instructor behind it, and the same blue seats all around you.

    To your right is Keima, still as stoic as ever.
    To your front is Sakura, she seem's to be talking to someone mentally.
    Behind you is your girlfriend Hina, seated right where she should be.

    You turn to your left and see...
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)08:44 No.18841393
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    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)08:45 No.18841396

    Come on LG, you got a high roll last time. Pleeeeease let that mean what I hope it means...
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)08:45 No.18841401
    She has the bunny ears. Of course it's her.
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    Cmon, cmon, cmon, cmon, cmooooooon!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)08:49 No.18841421
    >No mention of where Erica is in that post.
    Well fuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)08:50 No.18841428
    SHUT UP, I was thinking about that but I just hoped she was somewhere else!
    >> Sidestory: le chat simulée Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)08:56 No.18841458
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    You are Naru, a resident of the Con.
    And he said he'll take you away.

    You stood in that room with him and his friends.
    He held your hand and closed his eyes.
    His hand was warm.
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    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)08:58 No.18841469
    Lucky that LG didn't lose his job and isn't forced to sell his body for money.

    Because he'd be such a fucking COCK TEASE.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)08:58 No.18841472
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    >So ass pained.
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    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)08:59 No.18841484
    Activate Landing Gear!

    LG using a Landing Gear: Swagception.
    >> Sidestory: le chat simulée Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)09:00 No.18841488
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    You are Naru, a resident of the Con.
    And you were supposed to go with him.

    He held your hand tightly, almost painfully.
    He gave you a look, one of desperation.
    And then he was gone.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:01 No.18841492

    Don't say that we left her. Please.
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    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:04 No.18841510

    No, we are NOT taking that shit. We are going back and getting her! We need to! We promised!

    We... We promised, god damnit...
    >> Sidestory: le chat simulée Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)09:04 No.18841513
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    You are Naru, a resident of the Con.
    And he disappeared.

    You don't understand what happened.
    They vanished as if by magic.
    And you were left there, all alone.
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    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:05 No.18841519
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    That's it.
    Fuck this.
    I quit.
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    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:06 No.18841523
    Alright, so now we go back into the sim with a hat of some sort.
    We are going to fucking fix this.
    We are not going to go back on this promise.
    >> Sidestory: le chat simulée Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)09:06 No.18841526
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    You are Naru, a resident of the Con.
    And there you are, all alone.

    Did he change his mind?
    Did he decide not to take you?
    You wish you knew why.
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    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:07 No.18841530
    We made a promise! Fuck!
    Mike mentioned that we may have technomancy. WE NEED TO ACTIVATE IT! WE NEED TO GET HER!

    >> Sidestory: le chat simulée Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)09:09 No.18841541
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    You are Naru, a resident of the Con.
    And you have returned home.

    You sit in your room, the lights left unlit.
    You have decided to wait for him.
    You will await his return.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:10 No.18841543
    This is wonderful. We finally get to play Hayate in an anguished, pissed-off way. No longer the cool-headed suave butler, we can finally show how desperate he is to be a man to rely on, to be someone that will always keep his word.

    That's the only reason I haven't fucked off.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:10 No.18841545
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    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:11 No.18841547
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/24/12(Tue)09:11 No.18841550
    >Catch up
    >yes, what do we have he-

    >pic related, pic fucking related
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:11 No.18841552
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    Fuck this.
    We made a promise.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:12 No.18841555
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    Oh god!

    Oh god no.

    C-Come on! She still trusts us! We can still save her! Come on guys! She's waiting for us!
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/24/12(Tue)09:14 No.18841560
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    >well done LG, you were damn serious when you said you can pull shitstorm at any possible moment. Kinda scary though, that skill of yours
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:14 No.18841561
    >Naru is Haruhi
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:15 No.18841569
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)09:16 No.18841575
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    You look to your left...

    And you see the window as it has always been there.
    A frame of steel surrounding a plate of glass, it seemed so freeing yet so restrictive.
    Outside, the sun is nearing the horizon, about to set in an hour or so.

    "Okay kids." The Dude says from behind his podium. "Great work on the simulations."
    "I have sent all relevant data to your handlers and they and I will look over them for evaluation."
    He takes off his sunglasses and carefully places them in his robe's pocket.
    "Class dismissed."
    He begins to walk out of the classroom.

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:16 No.18841576

    Guys! Don't let the hatred consume you!

    We're... We're starting to sound like Negayate.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:17 No.18841584
    Walk directly to him, ignoring all else.
    "Take me back in. I have a promise to keep."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:17 No.18841587

    computer rebooting in 5....4....3....2....
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:18 No.18841592
    You go the fuck over to The Director's office, and demand Naru right the fuck now.

    >captcha: cock-snipes Katrie

    You're damn right LG is a long range dick shooter
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:19 No.18841594
    Pull Bunny ears out of our magic hatbox.

    Call for Naru.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:19 No.18841595
    THIS. Nothing will get in our way.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:19 No.18841596

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:19 No.18841598
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:20 No.18841600
    May not be totally unrelated but weren't we supposed to go down to R&D to do some training about something to do with constructs or programming or something?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:21 No.18841606
    Well, once we save Naru, the method that we'll eventually do it will get Hayate interested in his potential Technomancy ability. Then we can do that.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:22 No.18841611
    Guys, cool down.

    Naru didn't shut off when the simulation ended.



    Shes gonna get out sooner or later.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:24 No.18841624

    I understand where you're coming from, but Hayate the goddamn butler is nothing else if not a man of his word.
    Voting for this.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:25 No.18841627
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:25 No.18841628
    Yes, we were supposed to get that checked out.

    So let's go up to the Dude and ask him to send us back into the simulation, there's something we want to try.
    And we see if we can pull Naru free from the simulation.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:26 No.18841630

    i think she is somewhere on one of those data that the dude was talking, we should check on all the handlers of our team. who is gai's handler again?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:26 No.18841632
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    And we are going to help her out.
    In any way possible.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:27 No.18841638
    >'but hayate, you still have us, don't you?' 'how can I be a person worthy of you guys if I can't keep a single promise!?' SLAM. #msq
    ... Yes, I made that up.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:28 No.18841641
    Reach into our infinite hatbox. Pull out a set of bunny ears. Then just stare at them.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/24/12(Tue)09:28 No.18841644
    We made a promise to her, that we would help her in any way possible.
    Exhaust all possible ways to save her, THEN we can wait.

    Supporting this

    >there's probably a PTSD relating us to Naru in one way or another
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:28 No.18841648
    rolled 44 = 44

    I am gonna laugh when it all fails and when we give up she appears in our house
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:29 No.18841650

    going back now, would only lead us to a new simulated naru
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:30 No.18841656
    Shit, why didn't I take a nap... when I had... the chance...

    Voting for this, go on without me, brothers...
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:30 No.18841658

    Think about it abit further.

    In no case have we actually pulled out a construct by ourselves.

    It was always either the director or mike who granted us the construct after we rewrote it.

    We definately rewrote this.

    Lets go find the Director. We can't materialise her by ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:30 No.18841660
    Then we get her to remember us. FUCK that fact that she's technically different. The bonds that people make in life don't just disappear.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:31 No.18841662
    It shows
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)09:31 No.18841664
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    You quickly bolt out of your seat and catch the Dude in the hallway.
    "Run the simulation again." you tell him, your voice echoing with desperation and a hint of anger. "I have a promise to keep."

    He turns to you, strokes his beard and asks,
    "You want to run through it again? Weren't you satisfied on how you did it the first time?"
    "I don't want to run it again. I want to go back to that point in time before you pulled me out. She's waiting there for me. I can't leave her!" You say as your voice grows louder and louder.

    Hina and Erica have followed you outside.
    "Hayate..." Hina begins..

    "No can do buddy-boy. All data was erased when the simulation was terminated. All that would happen if I booted it back up was that you'd go back to the line going into the city. I do have a replay of your run, would you like that?"

    "No! I don't want a replay. I don't want to go back to the beginning. I want to go back to her." you tell him.
    You are unconsciously clenching your fists.

    The girls are now by your side, and they're trying to pull you away, they're trying to talk you down.
    But you don't hear anything they say.
    All you wanted to do at that moment was to jump back into Infinicon and get Naru out of there.

    Desperation and anger. Those were the only two things you feel right now.
    You begin to pull your fist back.

    **GIMME A ROLL**
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:33 No.18841675
    That's just how waifu's are

    If we try it we probably could, we just haven't done so yet because other people have done it for us
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:33 No.18841678

    that is why i am telling you guys to get that data that the dude sent
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:33 No.18841679
    rolled 21 = 21

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:33 No.18841680
    rolled 12 = 12

    Rolling for restraining our anger, and focusing on how to get her out of Infinicon.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:33 No.18841681
    Hayate's been in her situation, man. Abandoned by someone she trusted, wishing to get out of the life they were trapped in.
    The only difference between Naru now and Hayate before he met Mike, is that she doesn't have te Yakuza after her organs.
    He's been in her place, and even if she IS a simulated construct, Hayate's been able to free and expand constructs into full-fledged sapient AI's before. He'll at least give it a try.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/24/12(Tue)09:34 No.18841684
    Not now, sonny, not now. We are butler, we have to keep our cool.

    With that line of thinking, then since we rewrote her ourselves, then she is technically OUR construct now, what with her sentience and all. Maybe we can summon her ourselves?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:34 No.18841685
    rolled 76 = 76

    Hmmm, I expect we're going to get a small black mark on our permanent record for this. Something along the line of 'dangerously chivalrous.' I'm okay with that.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:34 No.18841688
    rolled 92 = 92

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:34 No.18841690
    rolled 39 = 39

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:34 No.18841692
    rolled 99 = 99

    Come on, don't screw us over!
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/24/12(Tue)09:35 No.18841695
    Rollin' for anger Management
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:35 No.18841696
    rolled 54 = 54


    nvm too late.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:35 No.18841697
    rolled 87 = 87

    Nat 1 go!

    The dude calmly leans back and nopes his way out of the way
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/24/12(Tue)09:35 No.18841700
    rolled 58 = 58

    Oh come on
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:35 No.18841701
    Son, I am proud.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:36 No.18841704
    We punch so hard, it breaks space-time and brings us back to the Infinicon... I wish.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:38 No.18841713
    Naru, a resident of the Con. A Girl living in simulation. Gentlemen, we can build her. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first android girl. Naru will be that girl. Better than she was before. Better...stronger...faster."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:39 No.18841718
    Do the impossible beat the unbeatable, et cetera.

    But >>18841713 anon, Chachamaru exists.
    Also Androids are male, we're talking about Gynoids.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:39 No.18841720
    Nigga we an't makin' no clone-bot shit, we gon' get da real deal.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:39 No.18841721
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:40 No.18841727

    remember that fight against the saber marionette's?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:47 No.18841772
    It isn't about having her with us.

    We made a promise.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)09:48 No.18841774
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    You lash out. Erica and Hina unable to stop you.
    The Dude just stares at your incoming fist.

    "STOP!" Someone grabs your wrist and prevents the punch from connecting.
    "You two." Kyon tells the girls. "Dismissed."
    "and you." he then turns to you, still holding your wrist in a vice-like grip "Come with me."

    He pulls you out of the Academic building quickly, and towards AdMin, neither of you saying a word.

    He loads you into an elevator and shuts the door.
    "Are you retarded? Were you really gonna punch the Dude for nothing?!" he suddenly berates you.
    "It was not for nothing! I need to save her!" you answer.
    "She. Is. A. Simulation." he tells you his eyes locked onto yours with each word.
    "The sooner you can get that into your head, the better!"

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:49 No.18841787
    rolled 80 = 80

    Not if I can help it she won't be.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:49 No.18841793
    Ted was a simulation. Lo was a simulation. Look at them now.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:49 No.18841795
    Someone needs to notify mods on the irc.

    Looks like someone checked the auto-sage box for this thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:49 No.18841796
    "A promise is a promise, the being of those involved means nothing. I keep my promises."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:49 No.18841797

    >"A hand gently places itself on our fist. We look to see it's source, and find Naru standing next to us."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:50 No.18841798
    I made a promise. If you won't help me, get the hell out of my way.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:50 No.18841799
    "She was sapient, or at least passed my Turing test. You're using real AIs, real people, for your simulations. And she said that she wanted out. She's trapped - imprisoned. I can't bear that."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:51 No.18841805
    "That's not the point! If I can't help Naru, how the hell can I expect to help anyone? You wouldn't understand how much of myself I saw in her!"
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:51 No.18841808
    rolled 82 = 82

    And this is where we have finally herped so hard we derped

    Kyon is gonna have to bust out the mind wiper
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:51 No.18841810
    "That's debatable at this point. Noticed any Pandas or Dinosaurs running around the campus lately?"
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:52 No.18841812
    That seems like it hits all of the core points of our argument.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:52 No.18841817
    Ooh, this actually explains why Hayate is so wrapped up about this. I'll choose this.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:53 No.18841822
    >page 5
    >less than 100 posts
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:53 No.18841823
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:53 No.18841826
    "And so were Theodore and Lo, before I befriended them.
    "But you're right. Punching the Dude wouldn't solve anything. I apologise for losing control. But I will not apologise for what I feel."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:54 No.18841827
    "We've broken simulations before. We gave Ted a real life. We gave Bo a real life too.

    I made a promise I have to keep. Naru didn't know the full extent of what that promise meant, but if I can't keep a promise to a friend, then WHAT GOOD AM I?"
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:54 No.18841834

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:56 No.18841850
    Seconding this.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:56 No.18841851
    Sapient, technically, but I don't expect Hayate knows the difference.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:58 No.18841859
    Actually, we are technically giving them sentience. Sapience is possessing great wisdom.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)09:58 No.18841862
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    "She was sapient, or at least passed my Turing test. You're using real AIs, real people, for your simulations. And she said that she wanted out. She's trapped - imprisoned. I can't bear that." you tell him as the elevator continued it's ascent.
    The building shoudnt be this tall, but the ride is taking longer than it should.
    "Did she want to go out or did you want her to want to go outside?" he leans against the wall.
    "You do remember that you have the still un-evaluated ability to manipulate data, right?"

    "I... She... She wanted it, I saw it in her eyes." you persist.
    He says nothing more to you and just remains silent for the rest of the ride up.

    A few moments later and the doors open, you find yourself walking down a long hallway with a desk and a door at the end.

    Kyon positions himself behind the desk then motions towards the door.
    "Go on inside. The Director is waiting."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)09:58 No.18841864
    Sentience is being able to sense and interact with the world. Sapience is self-awareness and personhood.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:00 No.18841875
    >in negligee with Naru hogtied on the floor
    >"Your behaviour must be corrected."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:01 No.18841882
    Welp, we're boned now.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:02 No.18841889
    Fuck that, we got a promise to keep.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:02 No.18841893
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:03 No.18841897
    rolled 96 = 96

    No time for punishment, we got bigger things to care about.
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    It was us all along?

    Oh god, right in the emotions.

    Why LG, why
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:06 No.18841907
    No, this is just Kyon trying to fuck with us.

    He slipped up when he made Raymond-san say something along the lines of "Go, you always wanted to leave this place"
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:06 No.18841913
    It sounds worse after what we found in the infinicon underground

    DDR lair and large swinging phalluses etc
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:06 No.18841914
    But that could have been us as well.

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:07 No.18841917
    She was originally just another simulation, but Hayate's latent data manipulation might have pushed her beyond the parameters of her original programming to become an unfettered AI.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)10:08 No.18841921
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    You enter the simplistic door to find yourself in a very spartan office.
    No decorations, no equipment. It's as if you walked into an unused room.
    A pair of folding pipe chairs sit infront of a simple desk, devoid of anything and a very basic chair behind it.
    Grey paint covered the walls and ceiling, black tile on the floor.
    One of the walls is a large panel of glass overlooking the quad.

    In front of it stood the Director, that person that Yuki was copied, no, generated off of.

    "Sit down." she commands you as she moves behind the desk.
    You do as she tells you.

    "Trainee Ayasaki, advanced class. I have been observing the simulation you were run through today."
    The Director seems a lot more talkative than usual.
    "And I have observed that you once again managed to manipulate the data within it."

    "You were supposed to be tested down in R&D for this, but after viewing this latest data, I have decided to do it myself."

    The empty room disentegrates around you.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:08 No.18841924
    Again, nope. The only way we can affect constructs are through our hatting. We DID hat Naru, but we didn't hat Raymond-san. If we could manipulate simulations without hatting, we would have noticed it a lot more in the simulation.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:10 No.18841934
    Aww shit nigga what do we do!?

    She's gonna throw drop bears and shit at us, expecting us to go all Captain America and shit, throwing hats at them!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:11 No.18841945
    We don't actually know this, though, IC or meta. It's an assumption, based on what we've observed, but we in no way understand the underlying rules or systems that define how this shit actually works.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:12 No.18841948
    Hey if we fill out some of our minions plans here that's all good.

    I have been waiting for a chance to get big boss wolf
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:14 No.18841967
    Yeah as far as we know putting a hat on them is the final step, nothing else we do has shown to matter as long as we are trying to make friends with them

    The actual ability and how to use it is a mystery to hayate
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:15 No.18841971
    Hold on. Whenever we've used our data-manipulating, we've been happy and wanting to make friends.

    What's going to happen to that when we're pissed off? I don't think the Director's thought this through.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)10:18 No.18841991
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    You find yourself standing infront of the Director on a seemingly endless slab of concrete.
    Above you, a dull grey sky casts a gloom on the scene.

    "Simulated resident Naru has been observed to act outside of her preprogramed parameters. Said actions were tied directly to you."
    She shows you a hologram of Naru standing all alone in that room at the safehouse you were in.
    "Instead of all data processes ceasing when the simulation was ended, her subroutines have taken over and are now running the simulation continuously. Any of my attempts to shut this down have failed."
    She now shows Naru serving guests in her father's store, instead of her usual bubbly front, she has a said air about her.
    "All unauthorized processes are taxing my reserves currently as I have had to internalize the errant simulation to prevent the error from spreading."

    "You are the cause of this, and I aim to determine how you are doing it."
    She waves her hand to her side.

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:19 No.18841999
    rolled 51 = 51

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:19 No.18842001
    rolled 65 = 65

    "Quit treating me like your damn guinea pig."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:19 No.18842002
    rolled 18 = 18

    It's our Swagtastic-o-meter
    Going over the limit of course.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:19 No.18842003
    rolled 88 = 88

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:20 No.18842004
    rolled 12 = 12

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:20 No.18842006
    rolled 33 = 33


    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:20 No.18842007
    rolled 65 = 65

    "Hurry up, I've got a promise to keep."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:21 No.18842010
    rolled 8 = 8


    roll with it.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:21 No.18842013
    rolled 58 = 58

    "The simulation wasn't wiped...?

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:22 No.18842022
    rolled 5 = 5

    Well I treat them nicely and I put a hat on constructs and that seems to work, I didn't have a hat this time though...
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:22 No.18842024
    rolled 32 = 32

    Hayate hax powers activate!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:23 No.18842031
    rolled 16 = 16

    Don't fail us now dice.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:23 No.18842033
    rolled 11 = 11

    Swag Field to Maximum!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:24 No.18842034
    rolled 79 = 79

    If it will help me control when I do this then ok
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/24/12(Tue)10:24 No.18842039
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    rolled 56 = 56


    gotta go guys, need sleep for more midterms

    Here's a parting gift, enjoy.

    Get her back anons. Don't leave her behind.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:25 No.18842044
    Activate Swagzilla
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:25 No.18842045
    rolled 50 = 50

    I guess the TG dice don't like Naru.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:25 No.18842046
    it has something to do with the "black hole" phenomenon
    within our existence.

    or a power kinda like haruhi
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:25 No.18842049
    Thank you drawfag! We will not let go of her.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:25 No.18842053
    rolled 88 = 88


    >Dat mediocrity
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:25 No.18842054
    rolled 21 = 21

    Re-Activate Swagzilla
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:26 No.18842055
    rolled 55 = 55

    That hidden half of her face makes her look a bit like Hanako.

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:26 No.18842057

    i'm hoping these
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:28 No.18842068
    rolled 48 = 48

    Dem 88's
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:28 No.18842069
    Me too. You know, since double 88's.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:29 No.18842081
    Tzeench(?) Wills it
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:31 No.18842088
    rolled 51 = 51

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)10:32 No.18842098
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    Beside her appeared Naru, floating and unconcious.
    "Simulated resident 52T-076, along with most of the resident's of the convention were one of my most complex constructs. Leagues above the basic combat constructs you have reprogrammed before."
    She says as Naru's unconcious form begins to slowly revolve.
    "She has memories, thought patterns, emotions. She is in all sense and purposes alive, except for biologically not being so. For you to have been able to manipulate her is unheard of."

    You take a few steps towards her and Naru.
    "I wish to see if you can support her in the physical world like you do with your current familiars."
    The room once again goes back to normal, leaving you, the Director and a still unconscious Naru standing in the middle of it.
    "Wake her. I have assigned all her majaik consumption to be fed through your device."
    "If she's able to keep physical form, then you may leave with her, If she isnt then I shall Purge her and the errant simulation I have inside of me."

    You reach out and touch Naru's cheek, she's warm.
    She's there. You just need to make sure she stays that way.

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:33 No.18842107
    rolled 11 = 11


    "Will she be able to live her own life?

    I do not want her tied to me. She deserves to be able to follow her own path."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:33 No.18842108
    rolled 40 = 40


    If this roll is terrible I'm going to shoot myself in the knee
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:33 No.18842109
    rolled 42 = 42

    Here comes the /tg/ dice....
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:34 No.18842110
    rolled 39 = 39

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:34 No.18842111
    rolled 31 = 31

    Oh god, HERE I GO!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:34 No.18842117
    rolled 84 = 84


    please wake up, please?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:34 No.18842119
    rolled 60 = 60

    You guys...
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:35 No.18842122
    rolled 53 = 53

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:35 No.18842124
    rolled 95 = 95


    Please dice

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:35 No.18842125
    rolled 57 = 57

    >dat /tg/ dice

    We made a promise. We aren't going to let her just fucking die right in front of us.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:35 No.18842127
    rolled 14 = 14

    Wake up swag, go!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:35 No.18842128
    rolled 4 = 4

    Naru. We're here. We haven't forgotten about you.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/24/12(Tue)10:35 No.18842130
    rolled 75 = 75

    >need to sleep
    >fuck it
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:36 No.18842133
    rolled 13 = 13

    >"If she's able to keep physical form, then you may leave with her, If she isnt then I shall Purge her and the errant simulation I have inside of me."
    >I shall Purge her and the errant simulation I have inside of me.
    Over my dead body.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:36 No.18842136
    rolled 69 = 69

    "Naru. It's time to go home".
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:37 No.18842139
    rolled 80 = 80

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:37 No.18842143
    rolled 47 = 47

    "Naru, we're here. I'm sorry."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:37 No.18842145
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    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:39 No.18842161
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    rolled 81 = 81

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:40 No.18842166
    rolled 70 = 70

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:41 No.18842176
    rolled 80 = 80

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:42 No.18842182
    rolled 24 = 24

    Guys, I think this seed likes politeness!

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:42 No.18842186
    Probably as high as we're going to get this morning.
    I hope it's enough.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)10:45 No.18842207
    rolled 75 = 75

    What is this, some sort of faggoty second thread?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:48 No.18842218

    YOU. stop berating the only thread i can join!

    i'll forgive you since your roll isn't bad but you're cutting it close.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:48 No.18842219
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    rolled 94 = 94


    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:49 No.18842224
    >this quest

    It plays with my heartstrings in horrible ways.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)10:49 No.18842230
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    You hold her hand tightly, and try and will her to wake up.
    "Please Naru, wake up. Please."
    The director observes your actions and monitors you internally.
    "Please. Please wake up. I'm sorry we left you behind."
    She does not stir.
    "Please Naru, I'm here. We're here. We're waiting for you. So please, wake up."
    Not a sign of movement.

    "I said I'd take you with me right? I said I'd show you the outside. Please open your eyes so I can do that."


    You push all the majaik that you can through Kraus into her. Your body begins to feel the strain.

    "Please... Please, please wake up!"
    You feel her fingers tighten fractionally around yours.

    "My lord?"
    As she opens her eyes, yours close and you are swallowed by darkness.

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:49 No.18842231
    rolled 56 = 56

    I know the feeling.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:50 No.18842235
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:51 No.18842237
    NO. NO!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:51 No.18842238
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:51 No.18842241
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    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:51 No.18842242

    Come for the badass swagzilla

    Stay for the dramatic existential scenarios.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:52 No.18842244

    the majaik drain must be through the roof now, we need to increase it somehow

    also i cannot put my feelings into words right now.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:52 No.18842247
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    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)10:53 No.18842249
    rolled 71 = 71

    Of course it took so long, we didn't kiss her! You always kiss the sleeping maiden to wake her!

    Jokes, bro, jokes. Relax.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:53 No.18842253

    How do you expect to save damsels in distress when we drop our butlery ass on the floor everytime we try to do something straining?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:54 No.18842259
    I stay for the trolling, actually. I have a buttmad siphon, same as LG.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:54 No.18842264
    Fair enough.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:55 No.18842267
    We do endurance classes! Haven't you met our trainers? Two cute German girls, one with glasses, a Pink-haired Tsundere...
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:56 No.18842273
    rolled 20 = 20

    To be fair, we ARE currently supporting one of the most complex simulation that The Director has made.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:56 No.18842274

    all good bro, i'm getting to invested in this.

    >give me more!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:57 No.18842280
    We're trying to support a whole damn person with nothing but magick. That's kinda hard.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:59 No.18842294
    Guys, I think I just figured out something. In Susan's timeline, a male Hayate went back in time and knocked up Perrine. A male Hayate had lunch with Keima. A male Hayate helped us kiss the twins.

    But that timeline's future Hayate should be female.

    That's why Susan is going to end up in our timeline. Her timeline is suddenly awash in paradox. That shit is going to fall apart, collapse into ours. Most people will probably just get some sudden, vague hints of memory from that other timeline, mostly in the form of deja vu. Susan and Hayate, though? I don't think they'll merge. I think Susan will manifest in full in our timeline.

    What do you guys think?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)10:59 No.18842295

    Not that kind.

    Now, if the Director challenged us to a Sex test, we could go all day and night long.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:00 No.18842302
    >the majaik drain must be through the roof now
    It is now, and we STILL want to have our own Combat Household Staff/Familiar Squad.

    Fortunately, our rate of majaik regeneration seems to be just a bit more than the rate at which A-tan sucks it out. We just need to keep increasing the amount of regeneration that occurrs to be able to support the increased number of familiars.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:01 No.18842308
    Well, I still think it was Negayate who knocked up Perrine... But fair points on the kiss, the lunch, and so forth.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)11:01 No.18842315
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    You wake up in an unfamiliar bed, with an unfamiliar ceiling over you.
    Unfamiliar white sheets cover your body.
    The small of disinfectant and medicine is in the air, by these you deduce that you are in the infirmary.

    You look at the clock on the wall and see that the time is just a little after midnight.

    The door at the end of the ward opens and the nurse walks in
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)11:02 No.18842318
    rolled 6 = 6

    It'll be easier to keep her running, though, after the big push to get her running under our power.

    Interesting thing, here: LG's stated that Susan and TOSyate are different people. I think what is likely to happen is that in "curing" TOSyate of the genderflip, Susan will be branched off, leaving a male Hayate, and Susan, as separate beings. Where Susan goes from there? Who knows.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:02 No.18842319
    rolled 9 = 9


    Having an alternate us in another dimension could be what is siphoning our power. We join with "Susan" and double our power, giving us enough to power a full AI construct.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:03 No.18842326
    We had the power siphon long before Susan came to be.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:03 No.18842327
    "Ayasaki. We have heard of your apparently perpetual gain of sexual partners."

    "Wait, what? Aren't the dorms not monitored?"

    "They are. Who told you otherwise?"

    "Never mind."

    "In any case, we have decided to train you to utilize this power you have." Panel opens up, behind it are hundreds of women. "We will begin by gauging your current potential. Do not resist."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:04 No.18842328

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:04 No.18842330
    A-tan is the one who is draining our magick
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:05 No.18842345
    >thread 92

    And somehow I'm still curious as to what Aoki's abilities were.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:06 No.18842352
    rolled 23 = 23

    "Huh?... Wh- Naru!" Bolt up as fast as our body allows.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:06 No.18842354
    >the nurse walks in
    Is it Frank? Oh god, I hope it's not Frank.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:06 No.18842355
    ... who?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:07 No.18842359
    Don't panic, man. Just have Kraus set up a mental connection and produce a status report.
    She's one of our Staff now, like Jakob, Ted, and Lo.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:08 No.18842362
    We do not know that.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:08 No.18842368

    i like to entertain the thought that frank is really professional about his job when someone in a serious condition comes in, sort of like the idea that shirou derps so much that he is actually brilliant.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:09 No.18842374
    Way back during the Nanoha fiasco, LG indicated that the teacher from KnJ had been an agent of the Bureau.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:10 No.18842378
    Either that or he's constantly misunderstood and accidentally sounds creepy.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)11:10 No.18842381
    rolled 21 = 21

    Considering the bad end we got on the way back to town with Hina with Frank, Billy and Hard Gay, I don't think the case.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:11 No.18842385

    Probably yes but now we have a new goal to add.

    We can't have her be part of our 'staff' forever. Time to research and see what we can do to make her her own person. Not just a construct that is self-aware.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)11:12 No.18842398
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    The nurse that walked in wasnt Frank thankfully, It was someone new.
    A short-haired blond lady in a labcoat walks over to you.
    "Hi there. Feeling better now?" She asks.
    "Yeah... Where's Naru?" you ask her in return.
    "Who? Anyway, Kyon-san brought you here earlier and told me to monitor you and keep you comfortable. He also told me to 'keep you from doing anything too stupid', Anyway, I want you to rest up until you feel well enough to get back on your feet. Just call me if you need anything."

    She walks back to the door after she fluffs your pillow.
    Outisde, you hear her talking to somebody.
    "Yes, He's awake now."
    "Sure, I guess you could go right in."

    The door opens again.

    I'm sorry... Who?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:12 No.18842401
    Bro... Actually watch the Rock Horror Picture Show. Because you clearly haven't. He's a rapist, a hedonist, pansexual, and a murderer. And he feels no guilt.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)11:13 No.18842409
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:14 No.18842411
    It does make you wonder how he got through the Bureau's vetting process, and why Personnel Resources doesn't crack down on him.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)11:14 No.18842412
    Oh yeah. Him.
    He's deep cover.
    very little majaik use.
    But i guess he's more of a surveillance type instead of a combatant
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:14 No.18842415

    well there goes that thought, never seen it.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:14 No.18842422

    predicting shiro
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:15 No.18842427

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:15 No.18842428
    Shamal's a nurse here? Not really surprised with Nanoha and Vita as agents.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:15 No.18842429
    Yay, visitors.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:16 No.18842433
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:16 No.18842439
    This better be Naru, or i will lose my shit.

    Ah who am I kidding, I'm sure it's one of the girls or something
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:16 No.18842440
    If it's the girls, and it's most likely them, we've got a lot of explaining to do.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:19 No.18842452

    They probably find him hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:20 No.18842459
    Some sort of magical filing cabinet that automatically gathers and stores information, both personal and otherwise would be appropriate for him, I suppose.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:20 No.18842461

    >oh god

    making a note never to think of frank ever again.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:25 No.18842495

    Oh Tim Curry. Why are you so inexplicably sexy.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)11:26 No.18842501
    We don't know! But I'm okay with it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)11:27 No.18842510
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    The girls walk in, all four of them with looks of concern on their faces.
    "You. One minute you were being dragged by some guy outside, and six hours later we find out that your in the infirmary. What happened?"
    Erica demands an explanation.
    "It was the Director. She wanted to test my Data manipulation capabilities. She gave me a chance to save Naru... And I blew it." you tell them.

    "What do you mean save her? She's a simulation. There's no saving her. Why are you so adamant about that?" She asks as she sits down on the bed beside you.

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:28 No.18842512
    Who's the doc? Is it Akagi Ritsuko?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:29 No.18842523
    "Because she was in pretty much the same situation I was in, before Mike saved me."

    "Except she hadn't been sold to the Yakuza for her organs."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:29 No.18842524
    "My latent data manipulation gave her life like Lo and Ted but the Director couldn't support her forever, so she gave me a chance to keep my promise"
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:29 No.18842525
    "I broke my promise. That still stands whether or not she was real or not... What am I if I can't even help someone without passing out?"
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:29 No.18842527
    Never say something like that again. Look at [lo's ted's and the bunny's names].
    Besides, I promised her.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:30 No.18842531
    Shamal from Nanoha.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:30 No.18842533
    "According to the Director, the constructs in that simulation are intelligent. Worse still, she was refusing to revert back to her base state after the simulation ended."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:31 No.18842536

    "She was a full AI, my data manipulation gave her a mind of her own. A mind I wasn't able to save..."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:31 No.18842537
    "If I can't help my friends when they need it, when I promised them I would, then what use am I?"
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:31 No.18842539
    "Apparently not anymore. The director said she was an absurdly complex simulation, and that... being around me affected that in odd ways. She became real enough that she didn't shut down with the rest of the simulation."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:32 No.18842548
    The director made the most complex and intricate AI and programs to create that simulation. However, deep down, I was able to reach out and modify it beyond what the Director was able to do. Naru became more then an AI while we were there. And she wants to see what else there is to see beyond her surroundings. Will you help me?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:33 No.18842557
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)11:33 No.18842558
    "Well... It seems I have the ability to manipulate data, like how I befriended Ted, and Lo. Made them more than simple battle constructs, gave them the ability to think, and have personalities beyond what they originally had. It... It seems I was doing it with Naru, too. She kept... She kept going, after the simulation was supposed to be shut down. The Director said, she said, if I couldn't wake her, and... maintain her form with my majaik, she'd have to... to purge Naru, and the 'errant simulation'. I guess... I guess I just wasn't good enough."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:33 No.18842559
    "Because I saw so much of myself in her. I was in that situation she was in, betrayed, abandoned, and just going through the motions of life. That's when Mike found me, and gave me a way out that I hadn't realized I had been looking for.
    "The only difference was that she wasn't on the run from the Yakuza for her organs.
    "And according to what the Director was saying, one of her most complex constructs plus whatever I seem to be able to do to them, resulted in...well, Naru refusing to accept a shutdown command. So she gave me a shot at taking her out of the simulation."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:34 No.18842561

    "My swag must work on simulated people, then.
    At least there's something about me that affected her. Enough for the Director herself to be interested in following our little adventure in that godforsaken simulated hellhole live."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:34 No.18842565

    Mix a few of these together, then sum it up with, "Basically, it happened again."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:37 No.18842596
    This with "Only this time a life was technically in danger"
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:38 No.18842612
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    "Because I choose to."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:38 No.18842615
    Let's hope the Director doesn't realize that training us via simulation is probably uneconomical for the Bureau. I mean, we bring back something almost every time we go into one.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)11:40 No.18842622
    Doesn't really cost the Bureau anything when we bring something out. Then it's on us to keep it go ing.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:40 No.18842626

    i support this one with maybe an added

    "i had to do it, it is my fault she ended up like that, i had to save her... what good am i if i can't save a friend?"
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:41 No.18842640
    Thankfully, they can just create new ones almost on the spot. Its just a program. Programs are easy to copy and modify. All you need is a template of what you want and then modify to suit your needs.
    So in truth, Lo and Ted are more or less brothers then anything else.

    also holyshityesImadeitforthemorningthread.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:42 No.18842642
    Uneconomical? Are they running low on 1s and 0s?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:44 No.18842655
    The construction of a physical body for an artificial being is probably beyond our current abilities. We maintain the construct, but Director Negato is probably the one who has to foot the bill of power for actually bringing it to life.

    That's what this was, actually. She was testing our ability to do it ourselves. And in Nightmare mode because of the construct's complexity.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)11:47 No.18842680
    It's just majaik, just gotta throw another SUE in the juicer.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:48 No.18842688
    Oh shit.
    I wonder what happened to that one kid that tried to escape from the juicer in the tweets.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)11:49 No.18842695
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    "Well... It seems I have the ability to manipulate data, like how I befriended Ted, and Lo. Made them more than simple battle constructs, gave them the ability to think, and have personalities beyond what they originally had. It... It seems I was doing it with Naru, too. She kept... She kept going, after the simulation was supposed to be shut down. The Director said, she said, if I couldn't wake her, and... maintain her form with my majaik, she'd have to... to purge Naru, and the 'errant simulation'. I guess... I guess I just wasn't good enough."
    "Wait, So she became self aware?" She asks you.
    "Yes. She was alive." you tell her. "But I wasnt able to keep her that way."
    "I wasn't able to save a friend. I saw so much of myself in her. I was in that situation she was in, betrayed, abandoned, and just going through the motions of life. That's when Mike found me, and gave me a way out that I hadn't realized I had been looking for." You tell them dejectedly. "What good am I if I can't do something as simple as that."

    The girls say nothing more and wrap their arms around you.
    The next thing you know, you were home at the resort.

    With no more words said between the five of you, the girls and you head to the bedroom to retire for the night.

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:49 No.18842701
    The Bureau is fucking scary.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:50 No.18842709
    inb4 we wake up with Naru on the swag pile
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:51 No.18842712

    oh man, this makes so much sense to me.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:51 No.18842715
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)11:51 No.18842719
    Well, shit, this has been autosaging since the start.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:52 No.18842726
    Nofunallowed janitors/mods are on the case.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:52 No.18842727

    Moment of truth here. Loaded, ready to fire?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:52 No.18842730
    Welcome to hell kid. Either you die young and help the agenda or you go up in the ranks and retire before you are thrown in the juicer for bad results.

    Welcome to hell kid. I hope you have friends. You are gonna need them.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:53 No.18842738
    Canon loaded?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:53 No.18842739
    Mod put it in autosage because it was the second one in one day, iirc. Not a bad idea, really, as it keeps people who are annoyed by such things from freaking out and having an attack.

    Alternatively, mod is fag who no liek good things.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:53 No.18842740
    Because no fun mod came to save all the little 40kids and d&derps from having anything pollute their glorious board of rage and manly men being so manly it hurts
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:54 No.18842747
    It's a result of the setting.
    Truth be told, the Combine is probably the one faction with the least dark secrets, followed closely by the Closers. They're exactly what they say they are on the tin.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:56 No.18842758
    It is actually a very Fucking bad idea because this is the only place quest threads are allowed and most people have given up caring if their precious front page has one non space marine thread, even our slammed has gone and choked on a dick so there is no reason to do this shit
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)11:57 No.18842760
    Here are two of the tweets that LG loves to troll us with:
    Alarms go off throughout the Bureau. The PA system announces the situation. "SUBJECT NRT#021 HAS ESCAPED HIS HOLDING CELL. LOCKDOWN!" As you try and take in the situation in the hallway leading to Ryuu's bar, a blonde kid dressed in an orange jumpsuit runs past you."GET HIM!" The Commander shouts out from the end of the hallway as he points his weapon towards the fleeing figure. "Hey you! Help us."
    Your group corners the kid in an empty laboratory "Youll never take me back there!" he says defiantly"I saw what you did to the others!"

    People who exhibit too much SUE are fed into a juicer for their SUE to help power majicks.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:00 No.18842781
    So, with all this grimdarkness, is it reason enough to wake up god? She'd probably put a stop to such matters if she became aware, but the obvious problem remains that she'd probably alter everything at least a little.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:01 No.18842786
    On a different note, we need to talk to the Doctor. We need to see if they can figure out what the hell is going on with our magick reserves. We were able to power ourselves through the Basic Final Exams without passing out untill the end. However, for the simulation we had our reserves on full for a long time. Unless she really does require a shitload of power to manifest, I am sensing dickery. And not just the normal kind that LG gives us.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)12:01 No.18842790
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    You wake up in the middle of the night to thoughts of Naru.
    You think of her being unable to live a life she never really had a chance to have.
    She woke up, true, but you were unable to maintain her form, you just weren't powerful enough to do it.
    You wish you could try it again, maybe you'd succeed this time.
    But you know it's too late.
    The Director has surely purged her by now.

    Wrapping your arms around the girls, you close your eyes and try to go back to sleep.

    Sleep will surely allow you to forget these things if only for a little longer.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:02 No.18842798
    She's only god of a single setting. Her powers are vastly reduced in the Meta.
    There are things out there that are far more powerful.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:03 No.18842800
    We are gonna relapse into main timeline this time. Shits about to get trippy. I can just taste it this time.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)12:03 No.18842802
    rolled 69 = 69

    Yes, I was endeavoring to make sure people were aware that it was happening to the thread. I'm not concerned about the thread not happening, just… disappointed the mod.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:03 No.18842811
    >Stringing it out like a boss

    Godamnit LG, you torment my emotional investment.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:03 No.18842812

    i am on a train which could stop and happy or sad station any minute now.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:03 No.18842813

    That'd be the worst thing we could ever do. Haruhi would remake the world, and there's no guarantee that we'd be us if she did.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:04 No.18842817
    We have to come up with a better way to check to see if the Doctor is back rather than coming down to the Infirmary all the damn time.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:06 No.18842825
    Maybe have Alternate timeline Hayate leave a note for us to tell us that the Doc is in at this time. We are to go there. NOW.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)12:07 No.18842835
    rolled 4 = 4

    When we have an appointment with him, he'll let us know. No point in worrying about it till then
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:07 No.18842837
    You may be underestimating the drain an entire human would out on our majaik

    The animals are quite simple even in the personalities we gave them but a full in AI on the same level as kraus with an existing life and memories and entire thought pattern would be huge

    Not to mention we qave no clue what sort if powers sue might have had outside the sim so it is quite possible she did overload our already taxed powers

    A-Tan is still draining us along with god knows what else and we haven't sorted any of the reasons of it out, we have just adapted to it and put a band aid over it for the moment

    On that note I fully expect naru will be there when we wake up. Bunny ears and all
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:07 No.18842841
    That's arguable, given the importance of both Kyon and Nagato in the meta.

    It's entirely possible that she's this metaverse's god and that she's just been put to sleep for the sake of stability.

    Some evidence of this exists in the Infinicon setting, which in all likelihood not where Negato and Kyon originated, as it shows her influence.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:08 No.18842843
    You know, we reaaalllly should check to see if that Police Box actually has a telephone inside it. Or if the Doctor has a cell, at least.

    We're buying him one if he doesn't.
    >> Sidestory: le chat simulée Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)12:08 No.18842844
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    You are Naru, a resident of the Con.
    And you waited for him.

    You opened your eyes and saw him there.
    He looked at you and smiled before he closed his eyes.
    After that, there was only darkness.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:09 No.18842862
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:11 No.18842876
    I really need to stop posting on my phone when i am drinking

    Rereading this is terrible
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:11 No.18842877
    True. Hrmm....How hard would it be to put her in a Device? Less taxing I would think. Might even give kraus something to ah give company with.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:11 No.18842882

    Infinicon could be Haruhi's home dimension.

    Afterall, it is one of the Director's more complex sims. Why would she devote so much time to it, otherwise?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:12 No.18842884
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    I'm not even mad anymore,
    I'm just...
    Just end this already.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:12 No.18842888
    No, I'm talking about the Meta.
    Haruhi is powerful, but there are entities out there like HyperVAC, G.O.D. and Anti-G.O.D., the pantheons of all of the RPG's, and that damn kid from the Twilight Zone.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:12 No.18842889
    Why do you play with my emotions like this LG

    Jesus christ my hea-HNNNNNNG
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:12 No.18842891

    >fishing for reactions
    >its working


    >save. her

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:14 No.18842899
    He assumedly has a device, we could ask Kraus to keep an eye out for it appearing on his scope

    Probably immensely hard and she would be happy because while she is following us and is outside she is stuck in a credit card
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:16 No.18842916
    Wouldn't not would

    Personally I think learning your entire world was a complex computer game would be pretty devastating on someone's mind so it might not of been the best idea anyway

    We know she is coming now though so it is a moot point
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:17 No.18842923
    Its not altogether uncommon for devices to have human forms. Most if not all of the ones that we regularly get into contact with have human forms.
    I do fear if Kenji ever unlocks his device's human form.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:19 No.18842940
    I'm not saying there aren't other beings out there that have a similar power level. Omnipotence isn't really a rare theme, afterall.

    I'm just suggesting that the crazy man at Infinicon shouting about how she was capable of making "everyone happy" might have been right, with the implication being that her potency in the Mahou Shounen Quest setting might stretch beyond that of her home dimension.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:20 No.18842948
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    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:21 No.18842964
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    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:21 No.18842965
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    Why? We all know what it would look like.

    And frankly, I'd like for us to meet him.
    >> Y.Nagato_ Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)12:22 No.18842971
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    000012010000101000123Simulation setting 2323A-IFC 00010023000
    0023010120[Simulated resident 52T-076]-1102122201221203303020211
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:24 No.18842985


    it... it's raining outside.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:24 No.18842987
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    His Device is Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster, and will look like this.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:24 No.18842992
    I think we broke the director.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)12:26 No.18843014
    rolled 53 = 53

    But… we're not outside.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:27 No.18843016
    Her designation ends in 76?
    Was that intentional?

    7 -Nana
    6 -Roku

    76- NaRu
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:28 No.18843027
    Yes but if we out her in with Kraus she would just be piggybacking on his systems so they would default to his form
    She would forever just be stuck close to us but in a cage, unable to actually reach us

    We would have to go to the infinicon setting itself and probably would run into the real naru then

    Because if haruhi was just simulated like the rest of infinicon as we saw it, she would have no power outside it

    Hate to say it guys but hayate found a waifu, she was simulated in her entirety and we only caused her to have more depth because hayate thought she should
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)12:28 No.18843031
    rolled 59 = 59

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:28 No.18843032
    rolled 7 = 7

    Channel more mana into Naru. Channel mana from the past, the future, and our alternate universe counterparts! If the director wants to purge her, we'll make sure she explodes from the attempt!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:29 No.18843043
    Looks like that attempt ran out of juice.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)12:30 No.18843051

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:30 No.18843056
    rolled 14 = 14

    The fuck do you know, cockmuncher. We can make liquid from nothing, we'll just magic up some more juice!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)12:31 No.18843059
    rolled 31 = 31

    >hayate found a waifu
    By god, you may be right. I'm okay with that, though.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:32 No.18843068
    There's our 95 right there.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:33 No.18843070
    Is Kraus gonna be a bro again? I suddenly understand nothing.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:33 No.18843073
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:33 No.18843077
    Is Kraus going to sacrifice himself to save Naru?

    I hope not.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:34 No.18843081
    Kraus: Legendary motehrfucker.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:34 No.18843083
    I doubt we have the power to majaik up S.U.E juice

    We could try but we would probably kill ourselves trying to make a single drop
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:34 No.18843085
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    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:35 No.18843092
    Forgot to mention pic is kraus
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:35 No.18843096
    Well yes, a simulated god would be useless to us, as bringing it into the real world would require the energy of a god.

    And honestly, I'm not suggesting that the real Haruhi would be in the real Infinicon setting, just that her influence might have reached there from a different universe.

    For all we know, Negato has Haruhi strapped to a golden throne somewhere deep in the Bureau or in some other tightly regulated dimension.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)12:35 No.18843097
    rolled 70 = 70

    Don't be ridiculous. He just needs to store her code till we can figure out a body for her.

    You say that like he ever isn't.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:35 No.18843100
    He will vehemently express his displeasure at things until they work however
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:35 No.18843101
    Kraus has *always* been a bro. Foulmouthed and arrogant, sure, but always a Bro.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:35 No.18843102

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:36 No.18843106
    I just had a thought:
    S.U.E. Juice. Could it be anything like the *sauce* that the Orz like so much? Might the Orz arrive to *dance* with us *silly cows*?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:37 No.18843114
    She is probably strapped to the other golden throne drinking S.U.E juice to power the bureau
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)12:38 No.18843125
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    Burke and Hare

    New thread at 2200 4chan time.

    >lol autosage on a 300+ post thread.
    >y u so yonked?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)12:39 No.18843131
    rolled 95 = 95

    Let's… let's not explore that avenue of thought.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:41 No.18843138

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:41 No.18843141
    >Burke and Hare
    We stealing a body for Naru
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:41 No.18843144
    LG's thirst for tears grows ever stronger, he is enjoying every moment of all your torments and is growing more powerful with each passing post

    He won't be getting any from me because now I am going to sleep
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:41 No.18843147
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    ...BLAST IT!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:41 No.18843148
    won't be here for next thread but i'm looking forward to read how this will turn out.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:44 No.18843161
    Guys. Guys.

    Remember when we requested a robotic waifu maid for the house? Remember how there was no real consensus for who that might be?

    Notice how making a physical body for a construct is apparently beyond us for now?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:45 No.18843165
    You did notice that it started saging at the beginning, right?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:45 No.18843168
    Curse you
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:46 No.18843173
    That wasn't a request, so much as people seeing it in LG's twitter and going, "Yeah, that's pretty cool."

    I think.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)12:47 No.18843181
    rolled 32 = 32

    That's what he's talking about.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:50 No.18843202
    it was that Fake LG in that quest general thread that first posted about robot waifus.
    Then real LG ran with it on twitter.

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:52 No.18843220
    Dammit! I got a pnp game tonight!
    Why do you tempt me, LG?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:57 No.18843269
    Considering that this variation of Negato is fine with blending people into juice in the first place, I wouldn't be that surprised.

    Kind of a depressing image, but then again, for the good of many, one girl might have to be drained like the Blue Fairy from Fables.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)12:59 No.18843276
    I wonder. How derailed did we set LG off of his flow charts this time? I am gonna go with "skip these two blocks and run it parallel to this one"
    >> Lookout 04/24/12(Tue)12:59 No.18843281
    because your pnp game hasn't had you as emotionally invested in something like this has in a long fucking time.
    Mine certainly hasn't.

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:01 No.18843293
    Im thinking its gonna add another txt document to that folder he keeps.
    A Naru_long_route.txt one.

    I don't think we killed a chart, we expanded it too much.
    And possibly merged it with the robo waifu one he was preparing?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:02 No.18843305
    I think...We need that one diagram of the plot line of One piece.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)13:02 No.18843306
    rolled 24 = 24

    It's NAgato

    >Derail from the charts
    Don't be silly, he had this shit planned.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:05 No.18843336
    >It's NAgato
    I'm going to pretend I spelled it with an 'e' because she's a somewhat more evil interpretation of the character.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)13:06 No.18843349
    rolled 83 = 83

    Shit, mine hasn't even actually happened for at least a month. I may have to take another go at running something.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)13:09 No.18843363
    rolled 46 = 46

    A'ight. I'll accept that.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:12 No.18843393
    Gonna point this out. Hayate is going to die. We should be prepared for this.

    Also I'm praying for Negayate spinoff quest at some point, the idea is too tempting: A grizzled older Hayate whose lost everything time and time again until he snapped and turned to a life of crime.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:17 No.18843431
    >Hayate is going to die.

    If he did, his bitches would do what Chrono's bitches did.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:18 No.18843438
    We even have a body-double prepared!
    Though it's made of fudge....
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:18 No.18843439
    Just got caught up reading, and goddamn my emotions are sore from being abused so much.

    With the body-snatching idea: There are plenty of people in the meta capable of creating "blank" bodies that we could put Naru's personality into. Hell, depending who we go to it could even be cheap.

    Maybe I'm just being a selfish fool, but I'm not liking the Director after all this.

    I can totally see the "death" of Naru being the starting point towards becoming Negayate.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:19 No.18843447
    >I can totally see the "death" of Naru being the starting point towards becoming Negayate.

    Well then. It's a good thing we have such a Bro in Kraus, then.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:20 No.18843457
    >going to die

    What are you talking about?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:21 No.18843463
    The Director is killing people and stuffing them into blenders.

    What would possibly compel you to like this person under any circumstance?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:23 No.18843480
    Don't think Twitter stuff is canon.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:23 No.18843481
    What we know:
    We don't have the majaik to fully support Naru.
    Kraus will be a bro and get things working.
    Ted and Lo have smaller forms that decrease majaik drain.

    Which leads me to this:

    "M-My Lord?"
    Hayate sits bolt upright, waking from a dead sleep. "Naru? Are you there?"
    "Here, my Lord, but something is strange," she replies in a tiny voice.
    Hayate turns to the bedside table to see Naru standing there, slightly larger than an action figure.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)13:24 No.18843486
    rolled 46 = 46

    We're running out of reloads. So we're going to die. But then we can get resurrected, and fill the Dagger of Time with mojo. Then we'll have rewinds. Like reloads, but different.

    I wonder if the Prince remembers his rewinds?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:24 No.18843488
    S.U.E.s aren't people. They're metafictional anomalies that look like people.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:24 No.18843490
    They're S.U.E.'s. They're not really people.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:25 No.18843505
    I can work with that. Doll-sized meido.

    Or maybe loli-meido.

    In any case, when we get her a body, the drain on us will disappear.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:28 No.18843524
    >I can work with that. Doll-sized meido.

    This was an anime. Can't remember the name of it. Too lazy to google.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:29 No.18843534
    I'm not sure about the doll-sized meido, but the first one that pops to mind is the one where the guy's right hand turns into a girl.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)13:30 No.18843543
    rolled 95 = 95

    I suspect she's still gonna rely on us to some degree, just not as constantly.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:30 No.18843548
    They seem intelligent and fear death.

    Unless they're more like wind-up toys, this is still fundamentally terrifying.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:31 No.18843554
    If we actually do die, Ikusa will feel like a right cunt for smashing two lives over something as petty as being put in an uncomfortable position.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)13:32 No.18843565
    ... What?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:32 No.18843573
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    Hand Maid May is the one I was thinking of.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:33 No.18843580
    When we let Gai/Ikusa distract the very large, gay man, he crushed two beads in retaliation.

    Which is fucking ridiculous. He murdered us twice. Bastard.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:34 No.18843592
    This is perfect.

    She's the perfect size for cleaning out NES cartridges!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:36 No.18843603
    Introducing the nega-bureau, and it's collection of the most evil characters in the world.

    Negayate, loli-hitler, void-stalin, darth sideous, Billy the Kid, Medusa Gorgon, Cell, The Master, negative versions of our friends, all led by the most dangerous character of all time - Haruhi.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:38 No.18843632
    Fuck. I missed that one. Mind showing us a link to that?
    >> Lookout 04/24/12(Tue)13:38 No.18843635
    no he didn't.
    that was a joke on my part.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)13:39 No.18843640
    I seem to not be recalling this. Was this with R?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:39 No.18843643
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:40 No.18843655
    I think it was two threads ago.

    Some of the people working with us could fit right in there. Nurse Frank is a monster, and the Director juices people to power herself.

    "gray" morality is good on a personal level, but seeing it institutionalized makes me want to LIGHT UP THE NIGHT.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:42 No.18843674
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    Actually there is a loli hitler, not sure of her name/game
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:43 No.18843686
    Wait, you impersonated LG specifically to make us think that our closest friend and ally had killed us twice, as a joke?

    You, sir, are an ass.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:45 No.18843700
    ...goddammit Japan.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:45 No.18843705
    "Hello, you don't know us, but we met a simulation of you where you asked me if I'd ever turn against the Bureau. What did you mean by that?"
    >> Lookout 04/24/12(Tue)13:46 No.18843715
    I didn't impersonate anyone.
    it was a 'and just to make the situation worse' kind of joke while having to deal with hapshiel.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:47 No.18843724
    I'd feed her dogs my cyanide to test its potency first, if you know what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:49 No.18843742
    >seeing it institutionalized makes me want to LIGHT UP THE NIGHT.
    Well, good luck fighting against the Institute, the ATN, and the Bureau.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:50 No.18843758
    my thoughts on this.

    if we put Naru's program inside a robot body, she would not drain from us or atleast not as much.
    she would probably be unable to experience physical stimili (unless we can get something organic).

    a doll-sized meido would mean less drain, still being able to feel physical stimili but would hamper her abillity to interact with the world what with being very small and stuff.

    i think we should get her a body which is as close to a normal one as we can get, giving her as much freedom as possible.

    could still research a way for her to change her size since that could be very usefull.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:51 No.18843762
    You'd fuck her dog to test the potency of your seed?

    That's nasty AND ineffective.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:53 No.18843795
    Google says Daiteikoku.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)13:54 No.18843804
    rolled 23 = 23

    But… what if it somehow worked? That'd be some powerful seed.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:55 No.18843812
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    Indeed. Where could we possibly find an ally capable of challenging such an assemblage of force?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:57 No.18843821
    I'm sure the bureau has the tech to give robots sensations.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)13:57 No.18843838
    We....are not ready for fighting gods at our current state if things go sour. We might be able to SWAG our way to her, but if we take the wrong misstep all of our reloads will be null and void.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)14:01 No.18843871

    It's mostly a note for the future.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)14:01 No.18843876
    Council of the gods?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)14:05 No.18843922
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    We could recruit Bryan Mills.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)14:07 No.18843939
    The best you could do is attempt to prevent Meta-Transit into the Canon you are trying to protect.
    Any gods' powers will be severely curbed when they are not in their Home Canon.
    Also it could simply be considered more expedient to detonate a Re-Writer Bomb, or Crumple the entire universe in order to provide power for other Meta technologies.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)14:12 No.18843986
    Yes, but significantly curbed omnipotent beings are going to remain pretty fucking potent relative to even the most powerful mundane beings.

    I mean, depending on how you interpret it, Omnipotent level beings are universes unto themselves.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)14:15 No.18844007
    >universes unto themselves.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)14:19 No.18844050
    The interpretation of divinity as the universe being the dream of god. As such, the universe would not be so much a product they created as a part of them.

    In such a case, the actual power behind a being of that level is flat out going to be all that is contained in an entire universe.

    If we look at it that way, it's less that a god loses power in other universes and more that they are only capable of using their sizable potency to affect the world in a traditional manner, as opposed to simply changing it as they normally would.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)14:21 No.18844066
    As stated, how is any god going to be able to fight back against an attack from outside the universe?
    Gods are not immortal to Meta-incursions.

    Piss off one of the major players enough, and they will erase whatever pissant local god that thinks they can play in the big leagues.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)14:27 No.18844121
    You're assuming that a god is locked into its own universe, and can't leave like any other being.

    Once they become aware of the metaverse, they are just as capable of growing as anyone else, I'd imagine.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)14:31 No.18844156
    I think the point here is less that they'd be unstoppable, and more that they'd be the sort of thing you could only stop with another god. There really isn't a level above omnipotent.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)14:34 No.18844178
    >major players

    As in, what? A consortium of other Omnipotent beings?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)14:39 No.18844217
    The initial point was more that, if we were to go up against the powers that be, it'd be wise to have something like Haruhi on our side.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)14:44 No.18844264
    But nothing is truly omnipotent. Any gods that achieved Meta are still limited by their origins as Canon characters.

    Transpace Guard, Time-Space Administration Bureau, the Combine, the Allied Timelines for Nondeterminism, and the Closers.

    Haruhi will be able to delay retribution, but antagonizing the major factions will still lead to an inevitable death at their hands.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)14:59 No.18844392
    >Haruhi will be able to delay retribution, but antagonizing the major factions will still lead to an inevitable death at their hands.

    I don't think we're even capable of antagonizing them at this level. The person that suggested the possibility of going up against the Bureau was probably referring to some sort of GL scenario, except scaled up to the metaverse.

    >But nothing is truly omnipotent. Any gods that achieved Meta are still limited by their origins as Canon characters.

    Right, it's just a power level thing. While a being that was omnipotent in its own dimension wouldn't be able to exert the same influence outside of it, it'd still be a really strong sort of creature. It could be taken down conventionally, but doing so is going to require a different scale of power altogether.

    Probably something like a million planet cracker level Nanohas.

    One assumes that the organizations you listed have god level beings in their arsenal anyways, though.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)15:04 No.18844437
    >gods being powerful only in their respective universes

    What about Azathoth and other Outsiders, being natural inhabitants of the Meta? Not that we could get them to help us. Not cheaply anyways.

    But I was the one who started all this, and it was just a thought in the event that we REALLY had to get away from the Bureau. I don't think they're gonna be hostile to us, this is just a single incident where everyone made mistakes.

    Next time with Shinji, we should try to get through our tendency to get attached to any girl with a pretty face and tendency towards loyalty.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)15:19 No.18844586
    Azathoth and the Outer Gods are a rare case, and it's still being debated if they're natural Meta-inhabitants, like MetaEarth humans, or if they're only at the center of the Lovecraft Cluster.

    Other known Meta beings are the Orz (though it's known that a Rewriter Bomb can lock a Canon from their means of travel) and Philemon from the Persona games.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)15:24 No.18844634
    I thought Azathoth and his kind were the result of fragments of broken universes colliding and forming sentient masses.

    I'll have to check the setting info again.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)15:33 No.18844714
    If you can guide the rest of us to it as well that would be amazing.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)15:33 No.18844718
    rolled 10 = 10

    Nagato said "purge" three times there. Are the purge commands failing?

    Okay Kraus. I desperately hope you can pull this one off.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)15:38 No.18844756
    >Nagato said "purge" three times there. Are the purge commands failing?
    One can only hope.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)15:49 No.18844897
    To be perfectly fair to Nagato, we don't know if the S.U.E.S. are intelligent in the traditional sense. They could be more like Fair Folk, where they're kind of just playing a role.

    And the whole purging thing might be the result of her literally being unable to maintain the simulation with a rogue element. For all we know, she thinks of the intelligent inhabitants of her simulations as precious children.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)15:50 No.18844912

    The Editors setting, in which we are currently playing BEFORE the Great Crossover Wars, and thus before Editors actually come into existence.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)15:52 No.18844925
    Has LG said it's before the Wars?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)15:59 No.18845013
    On a completely different topic: names for our potential combat staff.

    Big Boss Wolf - Otto
    Regal Lion - Charles
    SASR Kangaroo - Ryan
    TF2 Sniper Dingo - James
    Pirate Shark - ???
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)16:03 No.18845060
    The Transpace Guard doesn't exist after the Wars, it's reorganized into the Institute. It also stands to reason that a small organization like the Bureau would not survive such a conflict.

    We're most likely before the War.

    The Crossover War is pretty much "Everything that can go wrong, does so, twice, and at the worst possible time."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)16:05 No.18845076
    >The Transpace Guard doesn't exist after the Wars, it's reorganized into the Institute.
    No, the Transpace Guard still exists after the Wars.
    The Institute take over for the BPI and handles the covert and civilian side of Meta Operations.
    The Transpace Guard remains as the military arm of Meta Earth, the hammer for when they need to tangle with another Meta-Aware Faction.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)16:08 No.18845114
    I think we need to quit carrying on about possible future events and stick to dealing with what's in front of us.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)16:09 No.18845130
    We'll just have to ask LG then, it's too vague to be certain either way.

    It doesn't really affect us, either. The work stays the same, just comes from a different desk.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)16:14 No.18845179
    LG did imply that there might be a TG mission during field training, but didn't mention any details, so there's that. I'm hoping for an inter-agency operation simulation with either the TSAB or the TG during Advanced Class.
    It would make sense that Bureau agents be trained to deal with operatives from other agencies if they meet in a Bureau-protected Canon.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)16:23 No.18845300
    Especially considering the crew we've picked up in MetaQuest. Holy shit we're overpowered. Speaking of, where has that quest disappeared to?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)16:26 No.18845331
    Still on hiatus.
    MetaOP is getting his notes in order for the next big round of events, what with that Black Ops fleet about to get their collective anuses devastated.
    Hopefully he'll also have some more writefaggotry ready for us concerning Agrias' tour of the task group.

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