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    223 KB Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)22:19 No.18849710  
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/24/12(Tue)22:19 No.18849716
    rolled 73 = 73

    Fuck yeah
    >> MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Burke and hare Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)22:19 No.18849717
    These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    You wake up in the middle of the night to thoughts of Naru.
    You think of her being unable to live a life she never really had a chance to have.
    She woke up, true, but you were unable to maintain her form, you just weren't powerful enough to do it.
    You wish you could try it again, maybe you'd succeed this time.
    But you know it's too late.
    The Director has surely purged her by now.

    Wrapping your arms around the girls, you close your eyes and try to go back to sleep.

    Sleep will should allow you to forget these things if only for a little longer.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/24/12(Tue)22:20 No.18849725
    rolled 30 = 30

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:22 No.18849765

    Right in the goddamn heartstrings, the whole concept around her.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/24/12(Tue)22:23 No.18849773
    rolled 67 = 67

    I think i need a new f5 button.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:24 No.18849801
    Nice, after this whole butthurt drama thing is over with, we should go to that misidentified potions shop and get a shit ton to mess around with and analyze to increase our potions pool. Also, take some time to read those books we got from the library.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:24 No.18849802
    Kraus, what were you working on? Tell us you did something to save Naru!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:25 No.18849814
    Züm Kraus! Sieg Sterben!
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/24/12(Tue)22:25 No.18849816
    rolled 58 = 58

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)22:26 No.18849841
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    You wake up in your bed.
    The morning light filtering in through your window.
    You turn your head to your left and you see her there.
    She's sitting in a chair playing with that stuffed toy you got her.

    She looks at you and quickly stops what she was doing, ashamed of being caught in a vulnerable moment.
    She blushes.
    You smile at her.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:27 No.18849850
    Sounds like a good way to discover new and exciting permanent debilitations and instantaneous deaths. We should play with our own potions rather then someone else's misadventures.

    +1 on the books though.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:28 No.18849862
    uh oh
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:28 No.18849864
    Who is she?
    Who are we?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:28 No.18849867
    I was more for the whole trying to analyze them ourselves and if we fail using Kraus to do it like we did with the genderchanging potion.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/24/12(Tue)22:29 No.18849873
    rolled 63 = 63

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:29 No.18849874
    Shittiest quest thread to clutter /tg/ and require a hiding to date.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/24/12(Tue)22:31 No.18849898
    rolled 82 = 82

    I like how this guy watches every day, waiting for the thread to start so he can post.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:31 No.18849902
    Nothing on twitter...
    Did Miko lose LG's login?
    Or is this the third guy?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:31 No.18849903
    If you're already hiding it, why are you replying to bitch about it?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:31 No.18849907
    rolled 14 = 14

    Soo, not done with the butthurt inducing posts? Most probably a dream.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:32 No.18849914
    I just realized, we just finished a training mission where we were asked what it would take to make us turn against the agency. Then right after we nearly do so at the drop of a hat (or bunny ears as it were)
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:33 No.18849933
    >turning against the bureau
    >pulling one person out of a pretty shitty 'verse
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:34 No.18849943
    What's with the call of cthulhu thread description in the archives?
    >> Lookout 04/24/12(Tue)22:34 No.18849944
    that kinda being part of the point of advanced training: to see what kind of agents we'll make.

    and don't forget guys, we've got live breathing women who require our attention: Perrine and Yuki. Kraus told us to trust him, we gotta let him handle it.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:35 No.18849961
    LG fucking with us through yet another medium
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:35 No.18849969
    oh god, we got dragged back into the world where everything hates us...
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:37 No.18849991
    But was that Kraus?
    Was he talking to us?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:38 No.18850000
    Daily reminder to GO UPVOTE THE THREADS IN THE ARCHIVE, FAGS because the anti-fun league keeps downvoting them.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:39 No.18850016
    wait, so the entire mission was based on the chick we tried to save?
    fuck i knew i shouldn`t have left hhalfay through for something petty like sleep....
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:40 No.18850032
    Who cares how many votes the threads have? What difference does it make? They're all positive.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:42 No.18850060
    My emotions are just too abused. I'm drained, LG.

    Troll and tease all you want. I'm going to read with a blank face and a blank heart. I don't care anymore.
    >> Lookout 04/24/12(Tue)22:42 No.18850065
    I'm sure it was Kraus.


    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:43 No.18850078
    Every so often the archives are purged of the lowest-voted threads. If the downvoter gets the threads low enough, they'll be scrapped and we'll lose them forever.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)22:43 No.18850081
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    "G-goodmorning desu~!" She says as she floats over to your bed, the stuffed kunkun now carefully propped-up on the desk.
    "Good morning Sui. Did you sleep well?" YOu ask as you straighten out your hair.
    "I don't sleep! I wait desu~"

    As you take a shower in the 4th floor's communal baths, Suiseiseki talks to you through the mirror.
    "Today's that medical test right? Doesnt that mean they'll find out desu~?"
    "I... I know. But don't worry, I'll take care of it somehow."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:44 No.18850098
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:45 No.18850109
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:45 No.18850116
    Good way of redirecting attention there.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:46 No.18850119
    >people start posting about a robo-maid
    >LG comes up with convoluted, rage-fueled plan to give us one
    >idgaf because there is only room in my heart for one robo-maid, and I know she is far beyond our reach
    You'll get no tears from me over this, LG.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:46 No.18850121
    >playing as Perrine

    This is going to be awkward as fuck.

    OR LG will reveal that she's not pregnant at all, but has some crazy illness or something, and that this entire time was a masterpiece of trolling.

    LG if it's the latter, I'll give you a 10-minute mail to send your address to and I'll mail you a "Year's Best Troll" plaque.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:47 No.18850132
    >LG milks the fuck out of the Naru situation
    >everyone forgets Perrine
    >out of the simulation, Naru is gone (for now)
    >switch immediately to Perrine

    >> Lookout 04/24/12(Tue)22:47 No.18850135
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    >"I don't sleep! I wait desu~"
    >i don't sleep
    >i wait.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:47 No.18850142
    >we are perrine
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:47 No.18850147

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:48 No.18850152
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    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:48 No.18850153
    Desu is Cthulhu?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:49 No.18850178
    No, the fetus is
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:49 No.18850184
    But they're nowhere near the lowest. They're all purple or gold except this one which somehow has 5 votes even though nobody knows how good it's going to be yet. The votes long ago ceased representing people's actual opinions and the whole vote fight thing just seems a complete exercise in futility.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:50 No.18850197
    Ha, Thats no robo maid. Thats a service droid. It gives out the free service of kicking your ass.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:52 No.18850226
    Everyone knows that MSQ is going to be amazing. We're ridiculously invested in this thanks to LG's masterful playing of our emotions.

    If he was to die in some accident or something, I would not be surprised to see a few people follow.
    >> Lookout 04/24/12(Tue)22:54 No.18850248
    and we don't even know which universe(alpha,beta,omega,susan) we're in right now!
    I think LG is trying to drive us to death by buttfrustration and paranoia by the sunday.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)22:54 No.18850249
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    You wake up in bed. Outside the huge window, the morning's first rays of light shine in through the bottle and into your room.
    The body heat of the girls comfort you, give you peace of mind.
    All five of them are snuggled up close to you, all with peaceful looks on thier faces.
    There, to your right, with her red hair , slept Nanoha.
    And beside her without her glasses on was Ursula.
    Somewhere by your feet, Erica was nibbling on your ankle.
    To your left, Hina with her bright pink hair slept with your arm as a pillow.

    And between you and Hina, with her short brown hair tussled was.....
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:55 No.18850268
    >5 girls
    >short brown hair

    It's one of the idol twins isnt it?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:55 No.18850273
    was some totally unrelated girl.

    Or Miki wearing a wig.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:55 No.18850274
    Sakura. Dur.
    >> Lookout 04/24/12(Tue)22:55 No.18850278
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    just gonna post this now since it's going to be happening this entire thread apparently.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:56 No.18850279
    Naru? Kraus said he got this shit, Kraus got it.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:56 No.18850281
    in b4 yuki trolling.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:56 No.18850283
    NOPE. Not this time LG.

    >It's Keima
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:56 No.18850286
    If its the one Idol again I will laugh. Then cry. Then laugh again while buying a plane ticket to the Philippines to learn your trollish secrets.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/24/12(Tue)22:56 No.18850290
    rolled 53 = 53

    But their hair is long, just tied up to look shorter.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:56 No.18850291

    Come on it'd be hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:57 No.18850296
    Funfact. Miki's hair is actually brown.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:57 No.18850302
    You know... if he was in goddess mode, I might not entirely be opposed.

    But I'm still definitely against gay.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:57 No.18850305
    Mamis hair is short.
    Ami's is shoulder length.
    Or was it the other way around?
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/24/12(Tue)22:58 No.18850315
    rolled 48 = 48

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:58 No.18850318
    rolled 54 = 54

    I would love for this to be so, though LG probably did make it to be Naru.... Kinda sad it won't be Keima.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:58 No.18850320
    Trude's sister, Chris.
    "I'm not even mad. I'm just impressed.
    If you so much as think about touching her, you lose the right to have functioning hands."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:59 No.18850330
    Trude's hair is black.

    And while it'd be totally out of the blue, it would be hilarious.

    "I-I-I- I just came in here to yell at you again! This isn't what it looks like!"

    "Oh really? I'm pretty sure I watched you sneak in and everything."


    "Heh. Doggy."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)22:59 No.18850337
    Nigga wut. It's brown.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/24/12(Tue)23:00 No.18850344
    rolled 49 = 49

    I think the other way around, though they are interchangeable.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:04 No.18850418
    Speak for yourself. Some threads have been amazing, some have been fairly boring.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)23:05 No.18850433
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    ... was Souseiseki.
    You vaguely remember Hina bringing her to bed last night instead of letting her sleep as usual in her suitcase.

    The doll's quiet demeanor and simple elegant loyalty reminds you of her.
    And the pain comes back again.

    You could have saved her.
    You could have brought her back.
    But you just had to fail.

    You failed to keep her corporeal, you failed from bringing her into this world.
    You failed her.

    You're not sure if you even want to get out of bed today.

    **give me a roll**
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:06 No.18850447
    rolled 35 = 35

    Is this good enough mistah LG?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:06 No.18850449
    rolled 91 = 91

    Put saving Naru on our time travel list of things to do.

    Find the Doctor, he's avoided us for too long.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:07 No.18850456
    rolled 12 = 12

    Willpower go!
    >> Lookout 04/24/12(Tue)23:07 No.18850457
    rolled 81 = 81

    stay in bed for swag-therapy.
    >> Lookout 04/24/12(Tue)23:08 No.18850480
    rolled 52 = 52

    aka sexual healing.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:08 No.18850487
    rolled 58 = 58

    We can't allow that failure to compound and fail to prepare breakfast for our girls.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:09 No.18850492
    rolled 33 = 33

    We cry like a ronery weeaboo over our lost waifu all day
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:09 No.18850499
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    Goddamn you LG, you got my hopes up.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:09 No.18850506
    rolled 82 = 82

    Come on Nat 100
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:10 No.18850514
    >Find the Doctor
    I'd like to see you come up with a plan that would actually work.
    The Doctor will be available when he wants to be available, and not before.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:12 No.18850553
    rolled 64 = 64

    Why, we already left a note for us after we were done for the doc telling us that the doc was in. Yes, we will create a paradox in order to get the damn doctor in the house.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:12 No.18850559
    rolled 85 = 85

    Roll might just be for how successful Kraus had been.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:12 No.18850567
    rolled 3 = 3

    Come on Nat 1

    I want us to cry like such a bitch we get slapped
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)23:14 No.18850593
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    "But..." you begin to say.

    "O-okay man." You say as you teleport out of the bed and onto your feet.

    You and J prepare breakfast, as Lo and Ted tend to the garden.
    "Pardon the intrusion Sir," your manservant tells you as he whips up some pancake batter "But you seem to be less than optimal this day. Is something the matter?"

    >> Lookout 04/24/12(Tue)23:14 No.18850599
    rolled 46 = 46

    don't make me come over there.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:14 No.18850602
    >girls hold us down and take turns slapping us
    >Erica gets a little too into it
    >so do we
    >everything is awkward for the rest of the morning
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:15 No.18850617
    "I lost someone Jakob. They're gone and I have to keep going."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:15 No.18850618
    rolled 85 = 85

    I....Lost a friend yesterday. That is all that I will say on the matter.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:16 No.18850627
    I lost someone, I wasn't able to keep my promise and I lost them.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:16 No.18850630
    that's not how you spell sweaty and bruised...
    >> Lookout 04/24/12(Tue)23:17 No.18850638
    "I got more involved that I should have in the simulation assignment yesterday. I let someone down, failed her."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:17 No.18850646
    rolled 94 = 94

    I tried to help someone who got into a bad situation as a direct result of my actions but I was unable to help them.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:17 No.18850648
    "Oh, n-no Jakob. At least... Nothing I can help."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:18 No.18850670
    rolled 78 = 78

    Nothing awkward about it, we have done worse

    Nothing is wrong, I am just a bit tired from the practise yesterday

    Please do lookout, I am getting bored here down in the grog cellar all alone
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)23:18 No.18850674
    This is good. Let's say this.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:18 No.18850675
    say this but also talk about how even still we need to keep going.

    then quietly file that part away in the ptsd file for later
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)23:21 No.18850726
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    "I... I lost someone, I wasn't able to keep my promise and I lost them." you tell him softly.
    "Sir. I know it's not my place to say this, but one must know that it is quite impossible to keep every promise. Some things are just never meant to be. I hope that this lost won't affect you too much. And please remember that the others and I are here if you would ever need someone to talk to."
    "Thanks J. You're right I guess. But... It's jsut hard, you know?"
    "I know Sir. Perhaps a walk outside would clear your head? Make you feel better?"

    [ ]sure
    [ ]nope
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:22 No.18850736
    "I failed a friend, Jakob. It's made me wonder, do I deserve your loyalty."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:22 No.18850744
    [x] sure

    Listen to Kraus.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:22 No.18850749
    If Klaus says so, we're doing it.

    Hayate may be kinda a dumbass sometimes, but Klaus has never steered us wrong.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:23 No.18850754
    "Yeah...you're right. I need to clear my head."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:23 No.18850756
    >mfw Kraus is up to something sneaky
    [x] sure
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:23 No.18850759
    rolled 63 = 63

    Sure, the fresh air should do me some good, and I can find a secluded place to play a song on this to help get it out.
    >> Lookout 04/24/12(Tue)23:23 No.18850760
    now lets go jog on the water, because it's a magic house and we should totally be able to do that.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:23 No.18850762
    rolled 70 = 70

    Nope, we have breakfast to have and moping to do possibly mad science potion making or reading as well
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:23 No.18850767

    [x] Sure. It'll help clear out heads.

    And we'll probably run into Trude, who will either kick our ass or share her experience in dealing with loss.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)23:23 No.18850770
    An odd request, let's do it.

    "I only knew her for three days, Jakob, but it still hurts to feel that I failed her, when it all seemed so close to working."
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:23 No.18850772
    [X] Sure

    Kraus, what are you up to? You are acting in an unusual manner.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:24 No.18850774

    and suddenly we get trolled extra hard by klaus.

    ii`m perfectly ok with this.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:24 No.18850785
    [x] Sure.

    I doubt it'll help with the bad feels, but at least we'll be doing something.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)23:25 No.18850794
    Also: Damnit, LG, I can't filter threads to the top if the first post is entirely blank.
    >> Lookout 04/24/12(Tue)23:26 No.18850819
    are you not using the catalog? (its alt+click)
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)23:27 No.18850836
    Oh, I know I can do that to sticky 'em, but, so far as I can tell, can't set an actual filter to catch empty first posts.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:27 No.18850837
    This one sounds right. Hell, it doesn't even need the second sentence.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/24/12(Tue)23:28 No.18850851
    rolled 71 = 71

    If only you could drink through the interweb...
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:28 No.18850855
    >go on a jog


    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:29 No.18850873

    For all your browsing needs.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:29 No.18850880
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    [X] Sure

    "Yeah... That'd be good. I... I hope it doesn't start raining."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)23:38 No.18851025
    "Yeah, you're right. J please take care of breakfast."
    "Of course sir, do enjoy your jog."
    You quickly change into your track suit and teleport out into the dorms.
    As you jog a leisurely pace towards the park in town, Kraus talks to you.
    "I know man, If only I had some more juice."
    "But still man, I mean I'm able to do it with J and the guys right? I'm able to bring them to the real world without much problem."
    "Can't we have kept her in a container of some sort? Maybe load her into a device?" You ask him


    >bank sent over premier tickets for Avengers.
    >I need a date.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:38 No.18851033
    rolled 89 = 89

    >> !mYedictMKA 04/24/12(Tue)23:39 No.18851035
    How the flying fuck can you keep going? You are a machine mien landing gear. I wish I had half of the stamina you have
    >> Lookout 04/24/12(Tue)23:39 No.18851043
    rolled 88 = 88

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:39 No.18851044
    rolled 43 = 43

    Rollan! Come oh Dice gods and grant a nat 100
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)23:39 No.18851050
    rolled 91 = 91

    "Well, maybe not a device, but... something?"
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:40 No.18851058
    rolled 41 = 41

    Take a body pillow to the premier.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:40 No.18851061
    rolled 18 = 18

    What the hell timezone are you in, anyway?

    Dunno why, but that suddenly reminded me that I have no idea where the fuck you actually are.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:40 No.18851062
    rolled 74 = 74

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:40 No.18851066
    LG is just 5 midgets pretending to be one guy.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:40 No.18851068
    He feeds on butthurt and sweet tears.
    The last thread alone kept him supplied for a month at least.

    He's like a perpetual motion machine
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:40 No.18851070
    rolled 32 = 32

    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/24/12(Tue)23:41 No.18851073
    rolled 74 = 74

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)23:41 No.18851081
    rolled 84 = 84

    He's int he philappenes, it's something like GMT +8, I think.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:41 No.18851083
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:41 No.18851091
    rolled 29 = 29

    Wow, yet another thing I've fucked up today.

    Way to rub it in, /tg/ dice. Kick a guy while he's down, why dontcha.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:42 No.18851094
    rolled 78 = 78

    And then Kraus tries to share his device with Naru and they blend together and explode.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)23:42 No.18851098
    rolled 93 = 93

    Well, it had to happen some time.

    >> Lookout 04/24/12(Tue)23:42 No.18851099
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    rolled 13 = 13

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:42 No.18851102
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    Well, shit. I was gonna save this for later trolling, but I guess I'll have to drop it now while I still can.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:42 No.18851106
    rolled 20 = 20

    >those bad feels.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:42 No.18851108
    Put that bitch in a vibrator
    >100 get
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)23:43 No.18851113
    rolled 75 = 75

    That's exactly what makes her a waifu, you fool!
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:44 No.18851127
    rolled 35 = 35

    what a miserable pile of wank.

    fuck you, /tg/ dice. fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:44 No.18851133
    rolled 99 = 99

    We needed to prove to the Director that we could make Naru manifest; wasn't that enough?
    >> Lookout 04/24/12(Tue)23:45 No.18851143
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    rolled 34 = 34

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)23:45 No.18851148
    rolled 84 = 84

    >make Naru manifest
    And maintain her.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:45 No.18851149
    >> dice+1d100 Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:46 No.18851155
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:46 No.18851166
    rolled 13 = 13

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:46 No.18851168
    rolled 45 = 45

    You missed again.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:47 No.18851172
    rolled 20 = 20

    Today is just not your day.
    >> Lookout 04/24/12(Tue)23:47 No.18851181
    rolled 44 = 44

    and it is apparently never going to be Naru's day.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:49 No.18851198
    When we next talk to A-tan, we're bitching her out about draining our majaik.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:49 No.18851200
    rolled 81 = 81

    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:49 No.18851202
    rolled 88 = 88

    Then I suppose we'll just have to save her during the night.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:50 No.18851209
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    Low blow, man.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)23:50 No.18851215
    rolled 62 = 62

    Hayate doesn't know that, though. There may be suspicion, but not knowing.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:50 No.18851219
    rolled 47 = 47

    I've just about given up. It seems like no matter how many shots we have at keeping that promise, all we'll end up with is more bad feels.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:51 No.18851225
    rolled 10 = 10

    She can't fit in there

    She is gone forever
    >> Lookout 04/24/12(Tue)23:51 No.18851233
    rolled 62 = 62

    i c wat u did there.
    we batman now.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:51 No.18851234
    rolled 93 = 93

    Atta boy.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:52 No.18851241
    I think one of the bigger reasons this shocked us so much is that LG never really said "no" before.

    Erica fell into our lap, Ursula soon after, Nahona was all over us, we got Hina after maybe two threads. He THREW Perrine at us.

    Having a potential family member show up, and then get taken away... That's a new kind of hurt for us.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:52 No.18851248
    this is true:
    if a-tan wwasn`t stealing our shit we could have pulled it off actually.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:52 No.18851250
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    rolled 4 = 4

    Never give up! Even in the face of complete failure, we can still pull off a victory!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/24/12(Tue)23:53 No.18851262
    "I see..."

    One of your last hopes seem to have been shattered.
    You clam up and finish you jog into town.

    You arrive at the park, still thinking of how could could have saved her.
    But nothing comes to mind.

    As you sit on the bench where you hid the portkey into the house, you decide to implement your plan to keep uninvited guests from popping into the resort.

    It's quite simple actually, the portkey works by being touched. If people can't touch it, then they can't get in.

    You take some brown tape and cover the stamp with it.
    You test it out by trying to port into the house by touching the tape-covered stamp, and you can't.
    The simple fix works.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:54 No.18851280
    rolled 59 = 59

    Dammit landing gear, we were actually rolling pretty well except for that.
    >> Lookout 04/24/12(Tue)23:54 No.18851281
    your roll belies your intention.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/24/12(Tue)23:55 No.18851288
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    rolled 19 = 19

    I like this.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:56 No.18851296
    rolled 72 = 72

    Not with that roll

    Shocked some maybe but i was expecting the can't bring her along from the start
    Animal constructs are one thing but full people are levels of complexity higher and LG wasn't letting us off easy
    Even Ted was hard and required a 100, a 95 and a few 80+'s
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:56 No.18851301
    >existing device

    Nonono. I mean we take an empty cyborg body, and download her personality into it.

    She wouldn't have flesh, but she'd be in the real world permanently, and that means we can take our time getting her a real body.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:57 No.18851314

    LG: naru died, deal with it
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:57 No.18851315
    Crit fails always count. ALWAYS.

    And now we can't just reload them away. We have to live with the consequences of them now.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:58 No.18851320
    >a crapload of good rolls
    >goes for the 1 every time.
    its like he doesn`t even try to do anything other then whatever the fuck he is gonna write.
    railroading at its finest...
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:58 No.18851321
    Kraus has Naru's data sleeping in him.
    That's who he was talking to last night!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/24/12(Tue)23:58 No.18851323
    rolled 78 = 78

    Ah, what's the fuckin' point of even trying?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:58 No.18851324
    rolled 28 = 28

    My vote, is that we dress keima up as a maid with bunny ears and dick him until he thinks he's Naru. Any oppositions?
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:59 No.18851342
    rolled 58 = 58

    Well fuck

    Time to hit the bottle.
    >> Anonymous 04/24/12(Tue)23:59 No.18851348
    rolled 69 = 69

    Android and gynoid bodies aren't exactly lying around in trash piles

    Sometimes we will fail, as it stands I think we are just waiting for LG to drop the other trollshoe
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:00 No.18851363
    rolled 28 = 28

    Welp, time to find a nice spot and take out our Violin and play a song based on loss and might-have-beens, let's see if we can make people spontaneously commit suicide from the sadness!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)00:00 No.18851364
    rolled 35 = 35

    That. What. No. That's not proper. A fine lady like Keima requires romance.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:00 No.18851366
    Not usually but there are probably a dozen in a closet in the house somewhere
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:00 No.18851368
    i guess its time to do a simulated funeral for naru?

    with only us as guests...
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:01 No.18851386
    Nat 1's have always taken precedence since the beginning. It's not a new thing.
    Nat 1's have always counted.
    Before, we would just get some HUEHUEHUE and a reload.
    When we were about to enter Advanced Classes, LG warned that we wouldn't get as many reloads. It's not anything something unexpected.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:02 No.18851389
    rolled 11 = 11

    You sir, are bloody brilliant. Rolling just because.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:02 No.18851390
    rolled 84 = 84

    Crits take precedence, deal with it
    If we can't handle failure we won't even be worth training
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:04 No.18851410
    That is a terrible idea. I shouldn't have to say this, but apparently I do.
    >> Lookout 04/25/12(Wed)00:04 No.18851420
    rolled 30 = 30

    there was also that time someone deleted a crit fail. that wasn't pretty.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:05 No.18851429
    rolled 14 = 14

    Yep, just take this failure and use it to fuel our training both to become stronger in our MAJAIK reserves as well as putting more effort than we would have into learning about our data manipulation ability so something like this doesn't just happen without us meaning it too again.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:05 No.18851431
    Maybe playing the violin a bit will help us feel better.
    Better make sure there's no one around first, though.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:06 No.18851436
    >If we can't handle failure we won't even be worth training
    You, sir, have it right.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)00:06 No.18851437
    rolled 97 = 97

    I did that once. I panicked. Was there another time?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:07 No.18851452
    Is......is it finally time for perrine route?

    i.....i have been waiting all this time.....
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/25/12(Wed)00:07 No.18851454
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    After a quiet moment in the park, you head back home to the girls.
    Breakfast, the smell of pancakes, sausages and eggs greet you at the smaller table in the kitchen.

    Your family prefers to dine here in the mornings instead of the large long one in the dining room.
    "You okay now?" Erica asks you over a large stack of pancakes drowned in syrup.
    "No. Not yet." you tell her honestly "But I will be."
    After a mostly silent breakfast, the girls dragged you into the baths and threw you in.
    "You need a good backrub!" Erica says with a grin as she strips to reveal a bathing suit.
    The other girls follow suit.
    "Just sit down, relax, and let us take care of everything." They tell you.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:10 No.18851487
    We don't appreciate the girls enough.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/25/12(Wed)00:10 No.18851494
    rolled 2 = 2

    They were all wearing bating suits but what about us? Also hasn't everyone already seen everyone else naked, i mean it's just an innocent bath.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:11 No.18851499
    in b4 our daily being abused by god knows whateverthefuck from erica.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:11 No.18851502
    rolled 30 = 30

    Yep, we need to do something good for them later, show that we appreciate them and care about them.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:11 No.18851511

    enjoy the moment and harden your resolve to protect them just below that point of obsession
    >> Lookout 04/25/12(Wed)00:12 No.18851518
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    like i said, we have flesh and blood women to attend to, who are happy to attend to us.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/25/12(Wed)00:12 No.18851527
    rolled 9 = 9


    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)00:13 No.18851544
    rolled 15 = 15

    Goddamnit, my ability to care seems to have died.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:15 No.18851570

    you are forgetting all of us are still on our teens and nanoha is a preteen.

    now tell me, are you that mature back then to just shrug off nudity?

    unless ofcourse your family are nudist then nvm
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)00:16 No.18851587
    rolled 90 = 90

    Being Japanese, nudity isn't that big a deal for Hayate.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:16 No.18851591
    The dicegods giveth and the dicegods taketh away.

    If it makes you feel better, had we managed to pull it off, Nagato might have turned us into a computer part or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:16 No.18851592

    no LG will put if off until next month.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:18 No.18851620
    rolled 4 = 4

    Yeah, it sucks when something you really tried for gets fucked over by random chance.

    I'm tired. I think I'm gonna lurk for a while then turn in early.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/25/12(Wed)00:19 No.18851626
    rolled 14 = 14

    I get your point, all through high school because of sports and weights class i showered in the locker room open shower though. Which reminds me of a funny story that involves me showering after a run during lunch time not knowing the weight teacher's 16 year old daughter was in his office visiting (10 feet away with a huge window).
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:19 No.18851634
    And it's about damn time too, apparently.

    Man, that's low.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/25/12(Wed)00:20 No.18851637
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    "Okay class. As Ive told you all before, Today you will be given Medical and Majaikal tests. These will be administered to measure your physical and majaikal capabilities." Mike tell's the class of freshmen.
    "Now Would all the females please proceed to the Medical Wing while the guys wait here for thier turn."

    The girls file out of the room leaving only Mike and 3 others in it.
    "Err... Hideyoshi." Ayumu, your protege, begins to speak. "Why didn't you go with them? Girls are supposed to go first."
    The one he was talking to turns around and, a pretty face looks at him and says,
    "But.. I'm a guy..."
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:21 No.18851654
    rolled 29 = 29

    Yes! The best trap has entered the game!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)00:22 No.18851655
    rolled 85 = 85

    And suddenly I can care again. That poor fucker.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/25/12(Wed)00:22 No.18851657
    rolled 59 = 59

    That reminds me, why did i not know kore wa zombie had a second season until today?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:22 No.18851662


    ya you may be right...

    guess ill see you guys next month, just going to read the archives from time to time.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:23 No.18851669
    Best couple?

    Best couple.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/25/12(Wed)00:24 No.18851683
    rolled 12 = 12

    Poor ayumu, he already gets enough stuff in his ass without that.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:24 No.18851684

    click to 3:00.

    It's suitably depressing I think.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:25 No.18851691
    rolled 92 = 92

    Pizza orgy time?

    Pizza orgy time.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:25 No.18851697

    give ayumu a thumbs up and a wink
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/25/12(Wed)00:26 No.18851713
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    Perrinne went through the tests administered by the masked doctor, and the blonde nurse.
    She was wearing a blue unitard they were asked to change in to.

    After a barrage of tests where measurements were taken, samples asked of them and a run on a treadmill, she and the other girls we're directed to the other part of the tests that would measure their Majaikal capabilities.

    As she was headed out of the door, the nurse tapped her on the shoulder.
    "Miss Clostermann. The doctor would like you to stay behind for a bit longer..."
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:27 No.18851733
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    >that filename
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:28 No.18851741
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:29 No.18851752
    Looks like that canon is going to be wiping out an entire grid coordinate.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:30 No.18851753
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    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:30 No.18851755
    rolled 41 = 41

    That's how she got into this mess in the first place!(Obvious man shall be Obvious!)
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:30 No.18851757
    you get back in here its a month early

    (lol pun)
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:31 No.18851763

    here comes the death sentence

    i wonder when the fuck the doctor comes back so we can do some time shenanigans and impregnate perrine
    >> Lookout 04/25/12(Wed)00:31 No.18851770
    fuck it all i can't think of a decent baby pun.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:33 No.18851781
    rolled 47 = 47

    We still need to travel a year into the future to meet that dwarf to fix our watch, as well as waiting for the Jones father son duo to finish the research on the dagger of time, though if the docter gets back before then he could probably tell us about it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/25/12(Wed)00:34 No.18851792
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    You walk back in to the doctor's office.
    He's sitting there with a chart that he studies intently from behind his black mask.
    "Please sit down, miss Clostermann." he tells her.
    "Now, I'm not sure if you know this yet..."

    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:34 No.18851795
    Too much trolling for me.
    I'll be back in a week.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:34 No.18851801
    rolled 85 = 85

    You have serious anxiety issues that make you think you're pregnant.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)00:34 No.18851802
    rolled 22 = 22

    >> Lookout 04/25/12(Wed)00:34 No.18851803
    rolled 83 = 83

    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:34 No.18851804
    rolled 53 = 53

    Rollan, come 100!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:34 No.18851805
    Or we could... you know, not.

    Fuck time. Fuck all of it.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:35 No.18851809
    Maybe. But he seemed unwilling to assist us in furthering our control over time last time we met him.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)00:35 No.18851811
    rolled 3 = 3

    Fuck you, me. Fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:35 No.18851812
    rolled 3 = 3

    Y u roll tho?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:35 No.18851817
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    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:35 No.18851818
    rolled 96 = 96

    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:35 No.18851820
    rolled 15 = 15

    You are the result of the OP screwing with the players, and eventually after that last bit of nonsense, people will just stop caring all together.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:35 No.18851821
    rolled 46 = 46

    Hahahaha, good thing those weren't two lower.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:36 No.18851825
    rolled 72 = 72

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)00:36 No.18851826
    What the cunting fuck. No moar dice for me.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:36 No.18851832
    rolled 44 = 44

    does a crit fail mean a miscarriage?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)00:36 No.18851837
    Must have happened at the same moment.
    >> Lookout 04/25/12(Wed)00:37 No.18851842
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    rolled 90 = 90

    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:37 No.18851843
    rolled 75 = 75

    Let's keep rolling until we crit fail then. If we can't have our digital waifu, then LG doesn't get his goddamn froggy one.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:38 No.18851849
    rolled 12 = 12

    Your baby will have Down's Syndrome.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)00:38 No.18851856
    I will murder you both.
    >> Lookout 04/25/12(Wed)00:38 No.18851858
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    rolled 40 = 40

    maybe LG isn't the only one who want froggy in the family
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:38 No.18851862
    rolled 5 = 5

    Witty existential response.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:38 No.18851863
    Actually we think the dwarf can fix it.
    Chances are he will send it to his great uncle who's second cousins nephew is an expert in those watches, but he has been missing for a few decades so we need to go adventuring to find him again
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:38 No.18851864

    i'm still wondering why we traveled back to the past, and impregnate perrine, maybe something or someone will come to talk to us in the future and say

    "you and this girl's child will be the chosen one"
    "if you want to go back to you time line you must knock this bitch up"
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:39 No.18851875
    rolled 1 = 1

    Too fucking bad. Nobody will be happy.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:39 No.18851877
    rolled 100 = 100

    Well, our time watch was introduced by a martian, maybe we took Perrine to that mars and the baby was made there?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:39 No.18851878
    rolled 16 = 16

    Ruining other people's fun over petty bullshit go!
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/25/12(Wed)00:39 No.18851879
    rolled 98 = 98

    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:40 No.18851889
    oh, gawd, its hellcows babby!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:40 No.18851890
    rolled 96 = 96

    Cutting of our nose to spite our face type thing?
    Not classy man.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)00:40 No.18851891
    I... I don't know how to feel about this. I really don't.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:40 No.18851892

    Haha what
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:40 No.18851893
    Yay! We took Perrine to mars for our happy fun times!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:40 No.18851895
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/25/12(Wed)00:40 No.18851901
    rolled 47 = 47


    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:40 No.18851902
    That dwarf won't be back for a year to a year and a half at least.
    Also, he MAY know of someone who could fix it; LG already said that it's very unlikely for the dwarf at the jeweler to be able to repair the Cassiopeia.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:41 No.18851903
    Nah she has the kid with us in the future so we go back in time to impregnate her and cause her to join us in the first place
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:41 No.18851905
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    rolled 46 = 46

    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:41 No.18851910
    oh shit his rage controlled the dice
    >> Lookout 04/25/12(Wed)00:41 No.18851911
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    what the hell dice gods i hate you so much right now.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:41 No.18851912
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    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:42 No.18851923
    So they cancel each other out right? Or do we get another timeline split?
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/25/12(Wed)00:42 No.18851924
    rolled 70 = 70

    I can't breath im laughing so much.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:42 No.18851925
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:43 No.18851931
    Dice gods you so crazy

    Do these cancel each other out since they are one after the other or is it worst option followed by epic success
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:43 No.18851934
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:43 No.18851936
    >As the fabric of spacetime itself shuddered, the Director faced Hayate, her voice betraying an uncharacteristic hint of panicked urgency.

    >"You must go back in time and impregnate Ms. Closterman. There is no other choice. The fate of the entire universe depends on this."

    >Hayate stared at her, unmoved, his mouth forming words too quiet for the Director to hear.

    >"What did you say?" she inquired while all around her matter itself simple ceased to exist.

    >"... you made me break my promise." he whispered vindictively.

    >And in the howling nothingess that the universe had become, the guilt finally disappeared.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:43 No.18851938
    Well the 100 was dubs.

    Does that give it priority?
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/25/12(Wed)00:44 No.18851944
    rolled 26 = 26

    I don't know, this is like getting testicle cancer and told the only way to live is to cut them off then inheriting a billion dollars.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:45 No.18851953
    Waaaah not my waifu

    We must of picked up some /a/ from the slur wars thread
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:46 No.18851961
    rolled 70 = 70

    Let's see if we can't tilt the balance.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:46 No.18851962
    in b4 perrine is kidnapped by alium husbando
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:46 No.18851972
    And kill Erica, Ursula, Hina, Nanoha, as well as Sakura, Luchinni, Illya, Saber, Gai, Keima, Amazoness, Shinku and Jun, and Jakob, Lo, Ted, and Kraus?

    What are you, stupid? Trying to make up for one promise by breaking 4 more and killing all of our friends, and our familiars?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:47 No.18851976
    >We must of picked
    >must of
    >not have
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:47 No.18851985
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    I don't even follow this quest. I just saw the rolls and started laughing so hard.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:48 No.18851990
    Yay, seems my 100 was given priority because it was backing up someone else on the baby while the 1 was just responding about Naru.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:48 No.18851992
    But you don't have to feel bad about it after the universe ceases to exist
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:48 No.18851996
    rolled 27 = 27

    If this is a 1, Froggy is pregnant with Hitler's baby.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:49 No.18852003
    All of my non existant fucks aren't given
    And that is where negayate comes from
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/25/12(Wed)00:49 No.18852005
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    He read over the graphs and the numbers he had. He explained everything she already knew.
    "Does he know of this?" He asks her
    "No." She tells him "It isnt time for him to find out yet."
    "Miss Clostermann, If you are nervous about telling him, maybe I can be there with you when you break the news?" he offers.
    "No thank you doctor. I.. I will take care of this." She answers.

    The doctor leans back into his chair. the sword on his back shifting as he does so.
    "Are you sure you're ready for this though? You are pretty young..." He says.
    "Doctor. Are you suggesting what I think your are?"
    He says nothing.
    "No!" She answers, her hands coming down hard on her lap.
    "I will take care of this. I will see this through."
    "Just you?" an eyebrow behind his mask is raised.
    "If that's what's needed, then yes. I can and will take care of this on my own."
    She says, her eyes locked onto his.
    "I wanted this."

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)00:49 No.18852007
    Stop that.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:50 No.18852009
    I was playing someone else's suggestion out to one possible conclusion. No need to get butt frustrated.

    Calm down.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:50 No.18852010
    If that's the case, then the 1 that happened earlier shouldn't have counted because it was responding to LG's time zone, and the 99 was backing up every other roll there relevant to Naru.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:51 No.18852022
    Nah that was only cause there wasn't a counter crit, the precedence only matters there.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)00:51 No.18852026
    1s trump everything but thread relevant, non-duplicate 100s.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:51 No.18852029
    i`m perfectly ok with hayate breaking the universe out of sadness and dissappointment.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:52 No.18852033
    rolled 49 = 49

    How about a 1 ?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:52 No.18852037
    No. If you're taking it that way, then the 1 should have precedence simply because it came first. And didn't someone say that 1's always take precedence?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:53 No.18852045
    You, read what UDZ put up for your answer.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:53 No.18852050
    rolled 85 = 85

    100's and ones cancel each other out, 99's are good, but don't count as crits
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)00:55 No.18852061
    Or, for twitter quotes, rather than my paraphrasing:
    >Question: Does a 100 trump a 1? Please say yes.
    >LG: only if it was relevant to the thread, also, if it was not an accidental left over roll

    Far as I can tell, the 100 meets those criteria.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:55 No.18852074
    I dunno. Feels more like LG bullshit just to keep his waifu going.

    Then again, this isn't really a quest anymore, then people getting strung along as LG tells the story of his precious Froggy.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:56 No.18852085
    rolled 67 = 67

    so if i were to roll a 100, it would cancel my 1 from earlier?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:57 No.18852087
    I wouldn't really mind it that much even if it was true.

    Though I would prefer more focus on Keima, he must join the harem.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:57 No.18852094
    That's the way that it's worked in the past.
    You don't like it, you're always welcome to leave instead of shitting up everyone else's day.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:58 No.18852099
    all i see here is people ignoring the rules for plot.
    please either be consistant or don`t be telling us to fuck off when someone complains.
    >> Lookout 04/25/12(Wed)00:58 No.18852101
    >This thread... ALL OF THE 1s. Haha

    "as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced"
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:58 No.18852108
    >Perrine barely mentioned for an entire arc
    >countless other girls
    >quest is just his Perrine fapstory

    Do you have the auts or something
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)00:59 No.18852109
    No, I'm quite happy to sit here shitting up everyone else's day.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)00:59 No.18852111
    No, because those already happened. If an 100 had been rolled at the same time as the 1s, that'd be different.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/25/12(Wed)00:59 No.18852112
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    >oops got cut off
    "If that's what you wish, then I shall honor it." he tells her
    "Doctor, please don't tell anyone about this just yet." She implores.
    "I can't do that. This information may effect your effectiveness as a Bureau operative. The Director, and your immediate superior will still have to know."

    She walked out of his office wondering just how she will handle the fall-out from all of this.

    As she walks into the weird red box at the end of the hallway, the place where the signs said the majaikal tests were taking place, a floating metal dog greets her.
    "You're late." it tells her in a mechanical voice.
    She explains that the doctor had her stay behind.
    "Well, just follow me so we can get on with your tests."
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:01 No.18852132
    Yeah, one arc. In which time he attaches us to a character, smashes it for jollies, and then goes right back to writing his Perrine Fapfic

    It's like the entire thing is "Haha! Don't get attached to anymore characters, because Perrine!"
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:02 No.18852142
    >"If that's what you wish, then I shall honor it." he tells her

    He sounds like he's really disappointed with him not getting to kill that baby.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:02 No.18852143
    Alright, so this is basically the rule for crits, they take precedence over everything else rolled unless a counter crit was rolled, then LG determines if either one is thread relevant or not, if one is and the other isn't than the one that is counts and if they're both relevant then they get cancelled out.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:03 No.18852158
    >Four other girlfriends
    >Froggy didn't even show up as a character until we had two of them
    >We got one of them after Perrine transferred to the Bureau.

    There's a few holes in that there argument.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:04 No.18852162
    So according to you the rule is "LG takes whichever one he likes better that lets him further push the Froggy Railroad full steam ahead."
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:05 No.18852174
    Sure sure, also, you should watch out, the underpants gnomes are stealing yours right now, better take a good look around.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:05 No.18852175
    Holdovers and left overs from before this went full Froggy all the time. Back when this was a quest was about a Butler doing Butler things in a magical school.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:05 No.18852181
    Heh. That must be what it's like to not be chill.

    [spoilersdon'tworkontg]We'll probably get her anyways, you silly faggot[/spoilersdon'tworkontg]
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:06 No.18852192
    I'll believe it when it happens.
    >> Lookout 04/25/12(Wed)01:07 No.18852200
    that's why frog is such a big deal now.
    we're all pretty sure the baby is futuyate's, which means we've got to take responsibility for it, like a responsible butler.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/25/12(Wed)01:07 No.18852203
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    You sat in class that morning feeling a bit better after spending some quality time with the girls.
    Your familiars volunteered to stay at the house to do some cleaning and maintenance.

    The blue comfy seat wrapped around you as the Dude stood behind his podium and talked about the SCP sites that the Bureau maintained.

    Before you knew it, it was time for lunch.
    Erica proceeds to your seat, as Hina stands behind you.
    "Anything you want to do Teacakes?" She asks

    [ ]lets have lunch
    [ ]I'd like some time alone*

    *if you choose this, choose a sub-action
    [ ]go to mike
    [ ]go to Kyon
    [ ]go to the Dude
    [ ]other
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:08 No.18852211
    [X]I'd like some time alone*

    [X]go to Kyon

    We have some serious talking to do.
    >> Lookout 04/25/12(Wed)01:08 No.18852212
    [x]Lets have lunch
    sublimate our sadness into planning Nanoha's going-away party
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:09 No.18852222
    rolled 76 = 76

    [x] Time alone
    [x] Kyon
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:09 No.18852224
    Damn, cant choose what to do.........

    Never mind, we need to pay more attention to our girls so go with them and set up the fanciest most awesome lunch we can!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:10 No.18852232

    Let's see if Shinji is in. I'm sure he'd be able to help us deal with losing people.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:10 No.18852233
    [x] Let's have lunch
    Time to get ourselves back up. We are no use to anyone all depressed like this. There's nothing we can do about it at the moment, so there's no use moping around.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)01:10 No.18852234
    "I'll join you in a bit, I think I'd like to talk to Mike about what happened a bit."
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:10 No.18852235
    You're every bit as annoying as LG is to me right now.

    Yes, I was happy to see a new character. I was also pissed to see Naru apparently gone for good, but not because "baaawfroggierailroad" or any dumb shit like that. I just feel like LG's policy of always taking a critical failure unduely punishes us for something that's entirely bad luck. Now, if it was ONE shot, I wouldn't have much to complain about. But with the number of times people roll... then reroll... then reroll again...

    He's basically set us up to have a higher possibility of failing the more we participate, and I don't like that.

    Rant over.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:11 No.18852240
    You have your head so firmly up your ass it is amazing

    It isn't all fright she is just who has the largest impact currently because holy Fuck we knocked her up, everyone else has had less screen time because they were either not necessary, not present or just had no reason to be around due to classes
    We have spent the last how many threads with people waifuing over the new girl to arrive? Ignoring that we have four girls already interested who are established characters and four girlfriends, two if whom were in the sim with us and two in other classes
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:11 No.18852241
    >Your familiars volunteered to stay at the house to do some cleaning and maintenance.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:11 No.18852242
    [X] Time Alone
    [X] Kyon

    We have "Matters" to "Discuss"
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:11 No.18852244
    rolled 35 = 35

    [X]lets have lunch
    Spend some time with our girls, we need a pick me up.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:11 No.18852246
    >[x]I'd like some time alone
    >[X]go to the Dude
    Gotta say sorry for almost punching him.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:12 No.18852262
    but thats inconsistant railroady shit that we bitch about with the that guy/that DM threads all the god damn time.

    simply put the rules were crit fails>everything. changing the rules is inherently bad because it devolves down into a shitfest.
    i don`t terribly have a problem with it for plot reasons but you may as well not let rolls happen then during parts where if shit goes bad you have to backtrack because the plot died.

    just don`t do this shit in the future lg.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:12 No.18852264
    rolled 4 = 4

    this we need to rember that our girl is about to risk life and limb and that we must not be TO hung up on the person we lost
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:13 No.18852272
    Time alone

    We'll make it up to the other girls soon
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:14 No.18852275
    [x]I'd like some time alone
    [x]go to the Dude

    We lost control. We need to apologize. He had nothing to do with our inability to take Naru out of the simulation, and we unduly took a swing at him.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:15 No.18852286
    rolled 88 = 88

    Lunch with our girls
    we need to show them we care or they will leave us for being a Dick and caring more about a program
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:16 No.18852304
    You know what would be a real pick me up? Tearing Kyon inside out by his asshole. And by that I mean express our frustrations to him in a restrained, yet very angry manner until he either explains exactly why what we were trying to do was impossible, or gives in and helps us find a way to make it happen.

    Or is our word to a friend not worth the effort?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:16 No.18852309
    [ x]I'd like some time alone*

    [x] kyon
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/25/12(Wed)01:17 No.18852311
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    Just beacuase I picked the 1 earlier doesnt mean it was a failure.
    Read the post.

    it was a roll for KEEPING HER IN A DEVICE.

    As for that 100 and 1, i didnt mention picking any of those.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:18 No.18852326
    rolled 4 = 4

    Actually it isn't Crits fails > everything
    It's Crits take precedence and if we get multiple it is up to LG

    If you don't like it then leave because that's how it has always been

    Keep doing what you want LG, you are the storyteller here the final decision it up to you not these crying neckbeards
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:19 No.18852328

    I'm not playing anymore.

    I will not invest anything else in your twitter posts or your little lures. I will wait until the event happens, and not feel anything until then.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:19 No.18852329
    [x] Let's have lunch

    We can continue trying to get Naru back when we finish our duties with our family.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:19 No.18852331
    I agree. While we were frantic, that was no excuse.
    We need to apologize.

    I noticed. You also said " AND HAVE HER ACTIVE IN IT? NO WAY COCKMUNCH." meaning it'd be fine if she's "asleep"
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:20 No.18852343
    But, if LG can't secure a steady supply of tears and butthurt, how will he survive? He's hooked now, the withdrawal symptoms would kill him
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:20 No.18852344
    I agree with this.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:21 No.18852346

    Don't worry about >>18852328 . He's just butthurt.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:21 No.18852348
    rolled 9 = 9

    Why not just Fuck off if it irritates you so much

    You obviously can't handle things not going your way and these things will keep happening while people stomp their foot and expect LG to give a Fuck
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:22 No.18852352
    You seem to be forgetting that we made a promise. If we leave this be, then what good will any other promise we make be?

    It's a matter of principle.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:22 No.18852354
    >sincere butthurt in a quest thread

    LG, you have unlocked a new achievement!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:23 No.18852365
    If there's still voting to be done
    [X]lets have lunch
    >> Lookout 04/25/12(Wed)01:24 No.18852371
    it wouldn't be the first time. i've ragequit before.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/25/12(Wed)01:25 No.18852381
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    >The Dude
    "You guys go ahead to lunch. I need to talk to the Dude." You tell them.
    "You're not gonna try punching him again right?" Hina asks
    "Of course not. I'll be cool, trust me. You go on ahead, I'll follow as soon as I can." you tell her.
    You walk down the corridor in the direction you last saw the Dude go.
    You finally spot him a few meters ahead.
    "Sir!" you call out to him.
    He ignores you.
    "Sir, please, If I can have a minute of your time."
    Still he ignores you.
    "Dude!" you finally say.
    "Yes?" he turns around, "What is it man?"


    I'm sad that you feel that way.
    Here's hoping we have you back in the game soon.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:25 No.18852387
    [x] Lunch
    What good is keeping our word if we place our family's happiness below it?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:26 No.18852396
    rolled 2 = 2

    Then you should also grow up or got away

    A promise we shouldn't of made in a simulation to a program

    None of it should have any bearing on a sane person, were we anywhere but a place as batshit insane as the bureau they would of canned us already and from what Kyon said about realizing she was a program I'd say they are getting close to it anyway
    >> Lookout 04/25/12(Wed)01:26 No.18852398
    "I wanted to apologize about yesterday dude. I was over the line."
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:26 No.18852405
    Dude, sorry for almost punching you in the face, it was over the line and none of what happened was your fault. It wasn't cool.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:27 No.18852412
    Also offer him Lunch, see if we can bring Mike in on it as well.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:27 No.18852415
    "Dude, let me shout you lunch for my douchiness yesterday. What would you like?"

    Keep it simple and sincere. I'm sure the Dude doesn't want any sappy apologies.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:28 No.18852417
    I really don't get why people seem to be so emotionally invested in this. It's not exactly srs bsns quest.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:28 No.18852420
    I find it funny that you're freaking out over those two posts more then LG himself is.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:28 No.18852421
    >Kyon said about realizing she was a program I'd say they are getting close to it anyway
    Im thinking Kyon said that because he's had the same experience before.
    It was when he was in that world with "normal girl" Yuki.
    [not our library Yuki, the error one from the books]
    He also had to choose between staying with the "fake" or going back to reality.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:29 No.18852429
    It's all LG's fault.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:29 No.18852431
    ok i wasn`t sure that was the case but ok i`ll accept that since it was reiterated here.
    the point was that i thought it was something else and seriously thought rules were being changed, which sucks.
    eh i`ll just go back to playing and not be that other guy whos too butthurt to keep playing.
    >> Lookout 04/25/12(Wed)01:29 No.18852432
    can't tell if troll or stupid.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:29 No.18852439
    I really liked that Yuki too, I've read all the manga spin off caused by it.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:30 No.18852444
    Sorry I almost hit you yesterday, I was out of line

    Also you have no need to apologize LG, they just need to get over themselves
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    >I think he's deliberately ignoring us because he knows we're still hung up on Nasu
    >realize he's just refusing to respond to 'sir'

    I dunno why, but this in particular made me laugh.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:31 No.18852462
    Neither? I honestly wouldn't care if everyone Hayate knew died.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:31 No.18852465
    rolled 76 = 76

    rolling for a naru tamagotchi
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:32 No.18852471
    "Dude, I was over the line yesterday. I want to apologize for that.
    "Lunch is on me, it's the least I can do."
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:32 No.18852475
    I like how the manga now has what seems to be mainline YUKI in it after she got hit by a truck
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/25/12(Wed)01:33 No.18852478
    rolled 85 = 85

    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:33 No.18852484

    promise to give weed, all dudes like weed
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:34 No.18852486
    We apologize sincerely for almost hitting him.

    Not really sure if we should be asking him about the creation of an empty device, as he doesn't seem like he's especially tech saavy.
    >> Lookout 04/25/12(Wed)01:34 No.18852487
    troll it is then.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/25/12(Wed)01:34 No.18852492
    rolled 14 = 14

    and this.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:34 No.18852494
    Yep, we lost our cool and need to apologize.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:35 No.18852503
    Two reasons
    I have to deal with immature fucks with entitlement issues in my games and i Fucking hate it and that sort of shit causes people to abandon their quests because they don't like assholes crying about everything

    Tl;Dr It rustles the Fuck out of my jimmies
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:35 No.18852505
    Yeah, let's just hope that Eva forgot some of her older models in a closet somewhere and our familiars find them.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:36 No.18852511
    Also we should talk to Kyon after the Dude, he knows how torn up we are over this. More than likely.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:37 No.18852529
    Bunny eared narugotchi? Sounds like fun

    You realize however that LG has plans for her to come back since the roll for us to materialize her failed but the one after nearly critted successfully
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:38 No.18852539
    Our other concern would be finding out if Naru was actually purged successfully. Kyon might be the best one to approach on this, as he's closest to the Director.

    Alternatively, we suck it up, talk to the Director about training our data manipulation abilities further, with promises to cause less trouble in the future. It might give us a better chance to bring her back if she's still 'alive', and we can subtly work into the conversations we have with Nagato an inquiry concerning her status.
    >> Lookout 04/25/12(Wed)01:39 No.18852544
    isn't the best way to deal with that though to ignore the idjits and remain an invested player? there's still a solid playerbase here.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:40 No.18852554
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    So... While there's a shit-storm raging anyway, what's the ETA on that Pony character?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:40 No.18852556
    Don't worry about that lookout I am going nowhere

    I just get mad when people can't handle not getting their own way and crying over it
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)01:41 No.18852564
    Never. Ponies go in the juicer, he said.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:41 No.18852568
    Sorry to break it to you, but not everyone who has a different opinion to you is a troll. I'm along for the ride because I find this quest amusing. If shit happens, then shit happens. Sorry if I'm not feeding LG the requisite tithe of butthurt to participate.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:42 No.18852570
    They all got juiced remeber?

    I really wanted to get some pony juice
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:42 No.18852572
    Do wat now?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/25/12(Wed)01:43 No.18852586
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    "Dude, sorry for almost punching you in the face, it was over the line and none of what happened was your fault. It wasn't cool." you tell him.
    "Meh. It's all good." he answers. "I understand that some of the stuff you go through can be quite the bummer. Hell, when I was in training. I threw Fluffy at my handler for some reason I can't quite remember. Anyway, shit happens. People lose their cool. It's all good."
    "But still, I shoudnt have done that."
    "You know kid, If it would have made you feel any better, I would have let you punch me. Now don't feel too bad about it and carry on. Life's a party, and you should be chugging it all."
    "Thank you man." you say as he begins to walk away before you could say anything else.
    After that quick talk with the Dude, you head behind the building to have lunch with your girls.
    All four of them are there, and there were also some guests with them.
    There was Sakamoto, cradling a bottle of rum under the tree.
    Vita is seated next to Nanoha gobbling a pair of large hamburgers.
    And sitting next to the twins was Trude.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:45 No.18852597
    and not a single fuck was given that day.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:45 No.18852600
    Just a random thought, but what ever happened to Madoka hanging out with Nanoha and Sakura?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:46 No.18852615
    Oh shit, time to mentilate erica and ask her how we can get a reaction from trude

    Then get kraus to randosel us and call her oneechan
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:47 No.18852616
    She still does, just off screen.
    We don't see everything going on in the Bureau
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:47 No.18852619
    >The Dude
    He's so fucking cool. God damn I'm in awe.
    >Sakamoto and alcohol
    Oh my god Perrine had liquor while pregnant.
    We can't trust her to raise it alone.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:48 No.18852631
    "Hello, Major, Ms. Barkhorn, Vita. How are you today?"

    See if Trude and Mio already have lunches. If not, ask what they would like and produce some.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:48 No.18852632
    She's a lightweight, I'm sure she got drunk after that one mouthful and just started bitching without drinking any more
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:48 No.18852633
    Still does off screen, we just don't see her that much
    She will be headed off for field training soon as well
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:49 No.18852642
    >people have collected into a horde
    >a wild ttrude appears
    guys i think we finally are gonna get lynched for the perrine babby.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:50 No.18852646
    >talk to the Director about training our data manipulation abilities further,

    This might not be a bad plan, and it can keep us from going into the Captain Ahab mode that would make the girl's worry. She probably remains impressed at our skill level, even if our power isn't quite what it needed to be.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:51 No.18852653

    or getting that black hole that is sucking up majority of our magaiks cured
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:51 No.18852656
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    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:51 No.18852657
    LG, trolling is fine, but are there going to be any resolutions any time soon? I'm getting kind of emotionally drained by all the HUE lately.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:53 No.18852669

    ask sakamoto who her husbando is

    if she does not we will file a divorce against her
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:53 No.18852670
    That would involve plugging another hole if you know what I mean.
    >I mean we should put our penis inside a-tan. Like sex.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/25/12(Wed)01:54 No.18852678
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    You seat yourself down next to Hina and greet everyone.
    "Hello Major, miss Barkhorn, VIta. How are all of you today?"
    "Mmmphg I'm Good" Vita answers.
    "I'm almost out of Rum." The major says from under the tree.
    "..." Trude says nothing.

    "Have you had lunch, Major, Miss Trude?" YOu ask the two witches as you pull out the bento J had prepared for you.
    Sakamoto raises her bottle and Trude points to a box of milk and an empty bread wrapper besides her.

    Seeing as everyone has eaten, or are eating, you proceed to eat as well.

    [ ]GIRLS [pick one]
    [ ]Trude
    [ ]Sakabroto
    [ ]Vita
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:56 No.18852686
    Talk to Ursula, we haven't payed enough attention to her lately.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:56 No.18852687
    [x] GIRLS (Erica)
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)01:56 No.18852690
    Let's talk Ursula
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:56 No.18852692
    [X] Sakabroto

    See how she and Ryuu are getting along.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:57 No.18852696

    remember that time when LG said the players were burnt out and saying not doing 700 threads anymore?

    then some one posted that there is not enough shitstorm?

    then LG went apeshit

    that post asking for shitstorm is me.

    your welcome

    >> Lookout 04/25/12(Wed)01:57 No.18852697
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:57 No.18852702
    throwing support for ursula
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:58 No.18852707
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:58 No.18852708
    [x]GIRLS [Ursula]
    We're still available for test flights of her new Striker when they're ready.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:58 No.18852714
    "Miss Trude I understand that you are a caring senior to your younger witch peers, however given our... history, your silence makes me rather uneasy. Is something the matter?"

    that or

    "Onee-san are you made at Hayate-kun?" said in a childs voice.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/25/12(Wed)01:59 No.18852723
    rolled 53 = 53

    Why can i see a benny hill chase happening? ending in either we go into hiding or we get killed so hard we die to death.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)01:59 No.18852727
    [x] Ursula
    Shes usually up to something let's ask her what her secrets are.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:00 No.18852729
    [x] Ursula
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:00 No.18852730
    Ursula. We kinda just spent 3 days with Erica and Hina.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:00 No.18852731
    Dude, I don't care. About anything.
    That's the problem I'm having.
    It is really hard to give a shit when I know anything that LG posts will just end in HUE HUE HUE HURRRRRRR.
    I just want to have fun again.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:00 No.18852736
    Sakabroto mush't run out of rum
    Speak to her and pull a new bottle out for her
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:03 No.18852755
    That was just an afternoon though
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:03 No.18852757
    completely and utterly this.
    either we fry for it or we actually get some sort of resolution about the perrine thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:04 No.18852759
    Yeah, an afternoon of real-time. But it was 3 days of subjective time.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)02:05 No.18852766
    Real time, perhaps, but 3 days by our perception, and that's what matters.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)02:05 No.18852773
    Damnit, that's the word i wanted.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/25/12(Wed)02:05 No.18852774
    rolled 85 = 85

    Hey guys I've started drinking, who's joining me?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:06 No.18852775

    take the time to grieve man, skip some threads if you like.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:09 No.18852808
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    all i have are C2 drinks and water... all out of alcohol
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:10 No.18852813
    The Scotch Soldier shall declare for you my liege.
    (I hit the bottle an hour ago)
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)02:10 No.18852815
    I cannot into booze, or I probably would have already.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:12 No.18852828
    I really want to talk to one of our girls, but Trudes silence is making my paranoia flare up.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:13 No.18852838
    rolled 20 = 20

    Where has all the Rum gone? No booze in my house....
    Talk with Trude.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:13 No.18852844

    She knows man.

    she knows.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:13 No.18852845
    idiot rule lawyer here:
    drinking gin and tonic.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:14 No.18852849
    >skip some threads
    That won't help because shit still will not be resolved.
    This Perrine thing has been going for 73 threads.
    Seventy-fucking-three threads.
    How long will the Naru thing take to be resolved? A hundred?
    And what about the Nanoha shit that hasn't even started yet (Fate, Vivio, etc)?
    LG might be fueled by tears, but I'm not.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:14 No.18852851
    this, first dialogue. We need to cheer ourselves up and trude is the best option.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:16 No.18852862
    Were forcing the baby mommy drama out here if we speak to trude. This shit will be resolved.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/25/12(Wed)02:17 No.18852871
    rolled 23 = 23

    Well alcohol or not i suggest we all raise a glass for grieving.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:17 No.18852873
    I've had the cognac out for a while.

    I'm also working on a forensics write-up and lurking here. Bad combinations, but then again, even badder feels.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:18 No.18852874
    That optimism is amazing.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:18 No.18852877

    better buy alot of tissues then, or shamwow.

    perrine tolling will probably go on until we get into the time shenanigans

    naru however....

    probably dead.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:19 No.18852880
    >implying anything will be resolved ever
    Sounds like someone needs another drink.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)02:19 No.18852881
    Fuck that. I'm not saying I want it to be stretched out, I just don't want to weedle it out of an upset Trude.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:20 No.18852891
    Well I have a few idea's, plus we've had enough hints dropped in game for Hayate to have suspicions.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:21 No.18852899
    Too much scotch why did I type that.
    ideas not idea's.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/25/12(Wed)02:21 No.18852903
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    You turn to the bespectacled twin. The one that could build a potato powered robot in a cave with nothing but a pile of scrap.

    "Ursula, I apologize for not being able to test those strikers last night." you tell her.
    "It's all right. You were in the Infirmary, it wasn't your fault." she answers. "We can always do it some other time."
    "You were in the Infirmary?" Trude asks
    "What happened to you, dear wife?" Sakamoto also adds.
    "I just used too much Majaik. It's the same thing that happened back at the castle before." you tell them, playing it all down.
    "Did you get into a fight?" The major asked you "You should have called for me. I would have fought right by your side."
    "No it was nothing like that Major. It was.. It was a training exercise gone awry." You tell her.
    "So Ursula, When do you want to try those Strikers?" You ask your girlfriend.
    "I'll bring them home later. You can fly them then. The resort should have enough Airspace." she answers you.
    "Okay then. I'll be at 100% then I assure you." you tell her with a smile.

    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:21 No.18852904

    -raises bottle of vodka-

    too naru, one of the best simulated agents we know....
    and the first 'person' we abandoned.

    may she be happy in data heaven
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:23 No.18852914
    [x] Trude
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:23 No.18852918
    Klaus, could you check for any signs of the Doctor?

    Trude after that.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)02:23 No.18852919
    We did not goddamn abandon her.

    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:23 No.18852922
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/25/12(Wed)02:24 No.18852924
    rolled 92 = 92

    Jesus this pandora playlist, here without you, if everyone cared, my immortal, mad world. Now this shit is getting to me.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:24 No.18852925
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:24 No.18852926
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:25 No.18852931
    To naru, she taught us the cost of failure. We will not allow it to happen again.

    [x] Trude
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:25 No.18852935
    Well most of us seem to have given up on her. Same bloody thing really.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:25 No.18852936
    rolled 65 = 65

    Hmm speak to Trude or Nanoha next, don't really care which.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:25 No.18852939
    She's gonna be heading out soon, We should spend some more time talking to her.
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    not really a good speech to toast...

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)02:26 No.18852946
    Nothin' we can do right now. Ain't the same thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:26 No.18852951
    Talk to Nanoha, give her a hug.
    Naru isn't gone quite yet, we are going to eventually have time travel, we pop in when our first self goes unconscious and fucking save her. That or we get leverage over the Director some time and use that.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:27 No.18852956

    talk to Nanoha
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:28 No.18852963
    Kraus told us he would handle it, and then said that actively running two personalities at once would fuck up a device. Specifically, actively running. He could have grabbed her code and is keeping it secret from us so we don't get false hope.

    Nothing we can really do right now except nudge Hayate into finding a robot body, blank device, or other technobabble magick item.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:28 No.18852965
    We're trusting Kraus like he told us to.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:29 No.18852981
    trude, this really needs to go out....
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:29 No.18852985
    Fuck... Now I wish I had some alcohol on hand...

    ... I have an apple...
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:30 No.18852991

    no, i want more perrine trolling.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:30 No.18852992
    Talk at Trude
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:30 No.18852993
    Ferment the apple with your mind, you can do it.
    >> Lookout 04/25/12(Wed)02:31 No.18852998
    talk to sakamoto.

    I'm out fellas.
    And I will raise my glass of wine to Naru
    but I won't say goodbye.
    for now, aurevoir.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:31 No.18852999
    Juice it, ferment it, then toast retroactively
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)02:31 No.18853004
    Cheers, mate.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/25/12(Wed)02:33 No.18853016
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    "Miss Trude, I'm glad you could join us for lunch. How have you been?" you ask the witches' CO
    "Decent. But headaches keep piling on one by one." She answers.
    "Like what?"
    "There's Luchinni, she's so hard to keep track of. She's almost always late for class, she still ahsnt finished that paperwork I asked of her, AND she went and spent all of her initial pay on candy."
    She says exasperated.
    "Do you have any Idea how much candy 36 Guptas worth is? A LOT. She filled her room and now insists of bunking with Yoshika."
    "Yoshika thankfully is adjusting well. Those alchemy lessons you've introduced her to are keeping her quite busy, but she likes it."
    "Now as for Perrinne..."
    >> Lookout 04/25/12(Wed)02:34 No.18853027
    whoops spoke too soon stayin right here.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:34 No.18853028
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    Yes, what about Perrinne?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:35 No.18853029
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:35 No.18853031
    Chances of any sort of revelation, I'll put it at 5%.
    But then again, I'm a glass half full kinda person
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:35 No.18853034

    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:36 No.18853040
    Goddammit future me, why am I going to have been such an asshole.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:36 No.18853043
    comeon say we should demand she tell us the truth, im getting tired of this dance.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/25/12(Wed)02:37 No.18853049
    rolled 40 = 40

    Any one got any anime suggestions for me, preferably with at least 10 episodes.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:37 No.18853052

    its another troll, just go already
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:38 No.18853056
    I dunno, what have you already seen and liked, what genre are you looking for? More than 10 episodes really doesn't narrow it down much.
    >> Lookout 04/25/12(Wed)02:38 No.18853058
    Game of Thrones
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)02:38 No.18853059
    This occurred to you only now?

    Though, to be honest, I didn't think of it that long ago, either.

    I quite enjoyed Rinne no Lagrange, and hate that I have to wait till summer for more.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:39 No.18853062
    TTGL is always great for FUCK YEAH
    Go on and try it.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:39 No.18853065
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    Black Lagoon if you haven't, amazing show.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:39 No.18853070
    Hey, a bit unrelated, but after checking out the Editors setting that this quest takes place in, I got curious about /tg/ meta quest.

    Problem is I can't find the first thread, and I've found no less than 3 quests with a similar title.

    Anyone have the link?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:40 No.18853072
    Paranoia Agent

    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:40 No.18853073
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)02:40 No.18853074
    That's not animu.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/25/12(Wed)02:41 No.18853081
    rolled 88 = 88

    i dunno my favorites have been hng or kore wa zombie and strike witches, idolm@ster wasn't bad, fmp, nanoha and Seto no Hanayome weren't either. i guess anything like that.
    >> Lookout 04/25/12(Wed)02:42 No.18853095
    it could be though, with how fucking ridiculous the story is.
    GiTS Stand Alone Complex is pretty good.
    Samurai Champloo is kickass
    FLCL is great, but only 6 eps
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:44 No.18853108
    I'd rec Sankarea, then. It's only about 3 episodes right now though.
    Maybe even Mirai Nikki, just do not under any circumstances watch the last 5 seconds.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/25/12(Wed)02:44 No.18853113
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    "You were the one that brought this up before, and her Instructor has also told me about it. It still seems she's still not fitting in with the class." she says
    "Well, she is a stuck up french bi-" Erica says before Ursula cuts her off with an elbow to the side.
    "Yes I know she has some.. Issues. I just wish I knew how exactly to go about them." She looks back at you.
    "I got the data from the combat trials the other day."
    The look now has some weight to it.
    "And she performed decently, but she still kept away from the class whereas most everyone else were cooperating when they were fighting."
    "I will have to go over this later after classes." she finishes.

    "Is there anything I could do to help?" you ask her.
    "Just... Just continue being her friend. I think she needs that a lot right now."
    "Of course miss Trude."

    Lunch ends quickly after that, and everyone headed off to their duties and classes.

    You arrive at the classroom to find that it's not the Dude behind the podium.
    It was Miss Melmo.

    "Okay class. I will be taking over for the Dude this afternoon. I am Instructor Melmo. And I am here to teach you on how to use one of the tools the Bureau uses on the field."
    She places a large jar of red and blue candy on the podium.
    "Now if everyone was to be so kind and to take one of these and eat it, so we may get started."
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:45 No.18853117
    I got a kick out of Inukami
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:45 No.18853118
    Mentalate to her about the infinite bags of candy. She might be able to bribe Luchinni with one. I know we have ours and Sasuke's. She might be able to buy one off of one of the other guys who met Wonka.

    If that scares her, warn her about the infinite bags of candy soon to be released by Wonka.

    It's probably on the 4chan archive, but you can ignore it. It was mostly just picking starting characters.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/25/12(Wed)02:45 No.18853121
    rolled 13 = 13

    alright thanks all. im off, ill probrably lurk inbetween episodes.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:46 No.18853128
    It is time to fuck with Trudes head. It's finally time! Woo!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:47 No.18853136
    rolled 64 = 64

    Plenty of good ones out there, here's a couple.
    Serial Experiments Lain
    >> Lookout 04/25/12(Wed)02:48 No.18853142
    that's the same guy who made Paprika isn't it?
    >greatest drug-assisted movie experience i've ever had.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:48 No.18853147
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    hoping for susan event soon....
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:49 No.18853148
    Do you want us to roll for older or younger, or do you have it planned?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:50 No.18853156
    The Wikipedia says they're directed by the same guy, Satoshi Kon, and produced by the same studio, Madhouse.

    So yes.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:51 No.18853162
    rolled 90 = 90

    Hmm, take the older candy and get covered in bitches or take the younger one and get covered in bitches?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:52 No.18853167
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    Take the Red pill. We'll see how deep your rabbit hole goes!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)02:52 No.18853173
    We never had what would be considered a "normal" childhood. Now's our chance.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:52 No.18853174
    Take a blue candy. We'll be manlyate, we could even get a finely groomed mustache to match our class.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:52 No.18853177


    GOD DAMMIT /tg/ should have a spoiler tags
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:53 No.18853182
    Red pill for trude trolling
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:53 No.18853183
    If we take a younger we could hang out with Nanoha.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:54 No.18853189

    Susan's breasts aren't that big are they?

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/25/12(Wed)02:54 No.18853190
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    It has NOT REI and NOT MIKI fighting over half-off food.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:55 No.18853196
    >take red pill
    >suddenly tween sexings

    I'mma have to get some of dat red, boys.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:55 No.18853198
    Younger. Then we go stick our tongue in Nanoha's butt.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)02:55 No.18853199
    This sounds quite silly.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:56 No.18853202

    For 1+2


    the rest (mostly)
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:56 No.18853204

    its japan, you should know by now....
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:56 No.18853205
    Not at that age.
    If we age we can suave Perrine some.
    Also I'd like to see what the idols react like.
    >> Lookout 04/25/12(Wed)02:57 No.18853210
    and for however much it's worth, I enjoyed Highschool of the Dead for exactly what it is: zombies and tits the anime.
    >> Sidestory: le chat simulée Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/25/12(Wed)02:57 No.18853213
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    You are Naru.
    And you wait.

    You find yourself in a soft warm bed.
    "Sleep and wait. I'll find a way." he told you.
    And so you slept, and you waited.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)02:58 No.18853216
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)02:59 No.18853221
    Bracing for Hurricane Shitstorm.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)03:00 No.18853226
    Kraus you magnificent bastard.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)03:00 No.18853227
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    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)03:00 No.18853229
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    S-stop taunting me like this!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/25/12(Wed)03:01 No.18853237
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    New thread at 2200 4chan time.

    >cutting it off early, meeting the guys for that Avengers premiere.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)03:01 No.18853240
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    . . . Now that's a bro.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)03:01 No.18853242
    Hell the fuck yes, let us become children!

    Not to the tongue in butt so much, but more of the whole getting closer and attempting to understand what she's been going through.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)03:01 No.18853244
    Oh wow, thanks. Hadn't been able to track it down for some reason. Four and on were easy, and I could do the previous thread link down to 2, but he hadn't included a link in the second thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)03:02 No.18853245
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    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)03:02 No.18853250
    >You are Naru.
    Doesnt say anything about being a resident of infinicon anymore.

    SHE'S OUT!

    Is Kraus hiding her?
    Or is it futuyate?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)03:03 No.18853252
    Have fun, dude.
    >> Lookout 04/25/12(Wed)03:03 No.18853253
    we ought to have more toasts in this quest. seems to be effective.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)03:05 No.18853263
    >shes ok
    welcome to cabana shitstorm, please enjoy your stay.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)03:06 No.18853264
    Goddamnit, I need to stop downloading moar anime and watch what I already have.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)03:08 No.18853269
    >that Avengers premiere.
    Is it coming out early over there?
    It's not coming out until next weekend in the States.

    Unless you're not talking about the Marvel movie
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)03:08 No.18853273
    How come its raining inside?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)03:09 No.18853285
    Big movies tend to come out earlier in the rest of the world, it seems.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)03:09 No.18853287
    And here I was thinking that Kraus was going to make us a crappy sex robot powered by our tears.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)03:34 No.18853451
    LG I cannot contain all my joy at finally seeing you say that

    All my plans from when we found out about these candies are coming out

    First off
    We make sure erica hina etc are sworn to secrecy, then we go find Mike sneak into his office and call him grandpa Mike, then onto trude's office and oneesan with the randosel, then maybe the idol twins and cause some havoc with them

    Then we need to charge and glimpse nanoha and pertinent and call them mommy

    And sakamoto but i am not sure what to do there
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/25/12(Wed)03:36 No.18853464
    In all honesty, Mike probably knows about Melmo doing it.

    Makes me wonder if Shriou's gonna become Illya, or Kurou with whatever he takes.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)03:42 No.18853510

    That should read glomp nanoha and perrine

    Fucking phone and autocorrect hate me as much as I hate them

    Adnd he might but on the off chance he doesn't it will be awesome
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)03:42 No.18853511
    Don our Temporal Bowler and go running to mommy Hina?

    or... PERRINE!
    ohhh... the trolling! Give Erica a hat from our Gaben of Hats and get her in on it!
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)03:45 No.18853537
    No, bad, never use the temporal bowler for pranks. It's ok if they believe it's our kid who messed with a time machine, but never joke around with the bowler. If we ever need it we want it to be accepted without question. Pranks with it may hurt its reputation.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)03:47 No.18853546
    Hina is in our class or I would be all for it

    Still trude is our biggest target with this and it will be awesome

    We could also find Miki and freak her out by calling her mommy

    And the avengers had a midnight release in Australia last night, it is actually pretty rare we get it ahead of America still these days, I expect the Philippines got the same
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)03:50 No.18853568
    We could call her synth sakamoto, her majaik eye can't see that we are under the effects of the age pills just that we are there and something majaikal has happened to us

    Sort of like when we tried to convince her that we were a hallucination back with tosyate
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)03:51 No.18853575
    Aunty sakamoto

    I despise autocorrect so much
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)03:53 No.18853589

    any one know how to contact LG?

    going to flood his mail.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:02 No.18853666
    So, the schedule for the rest of the week, as far as I remember:

    Wednesday (Tonight): Striker Test Piloting
    Thursday: Free?
    Friday: Free?
    Saturday: Free?
    Sunday: Housewarming/ Going Away Party, plus potential tea party for Perrine

    I'd like to suggest, some time before the party, we have one last date with Nanoha before she leaves, and a family outing with all the girls, something like an arcade, bowling, or minigolf.

    What does the rest of the crew think?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:06 No.18853703
    I honestly think we need to get in with the Director for Data Manipulation lessons.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:07 No.18853715
    Didn't Mike say we should be talking with someone from R&D for that?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:11 No.18853745
    Yes, but we've piqued Nagato's interest, and she's probably the strongest in the sector at it. Either way, we should actually schedule that lesson, whoever gives it.

    Might help Naru.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:12 No.18853769
    I suggested dende's display cafe for our group outing
    The nanoha date we ended up liking the idea of the retaurant at the end of the universe
    Not sure how long those candies last but we are planning on trolling first then we can test flight with the modified strikers above our home

    Otherwise I have nothing to contribute
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:16 No.18853809
    We should probably avoid giving the endless bag of candy to Nanoha. She'll be gone for like 2 years, and loneliness + women + sugar = fat.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:20 No.18853853
    R&D was planned but then nagato tested us, I reckon we will end up learning from lain in the meantime and once we get better nagato will teach us the top tier
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:28 No.18853927
    She isn't necessarily gone for 2 years we still have no clue to the actual time scale

    And sakura is the one who was getting a candy hag along with erica

    Luchinni will probably end up with one just to stop her from spending all her pay on candies
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:32 No.18853952
    Giving Sakura an infinite bag of candy will probably be considered a declaration of war against the multiverse, so I can't really agree to that. Not until we've recruited at least a few godlings to delay their wrath.

    LG already did this part. She'll be gone for us for like a day, but she'll return as less of a moral quandary.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:37 No.18853989
    Which Godlings are even associated with us enough to find?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:37 No.18853994
    S-s-swag dat Director
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:40 No.18854015
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    Haruhi is the obvious one... but... hmm...

    Nanoha's universe doesn't really have any god level beings, neither does the Strike Witches one... nor does Sakura's... or Shirou's...

    Unless you count Ort?
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:41 No.18854029
    ORT might grow to a godling level being once he hits the metaverse, but I can't imagine he'd give a shit about us, swag or no.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:44 No.18854052
    there aren't actually that many options. the negiverse lacks a god, our own home universe... if it has a god, it probably hates hayatte...
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:48 No.18854086
    No he has maintained that it is not set in stone and she may or may not have a time skip and he has mentioned that our interactions with her would shape the decision

    Also the candy bag was a birthday present idea from when we got it so that's locked in
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:49 No.18854091
    The Director is strong, but she's not really a Godling.

    We're talking creatures that were omnipotent, or at least close to it in their own home reality. Ideally ones that have become aware of the metaverse long enough to grow a bit.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:51 No.18854099
    Well, I'm personally all for letting Nanoha age to non-controversial sexing status, but hey, to each their own.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:53 No.18854116
    I prefer to stay the course and have a non screw every time we meet girlfriend.

    It is nice to have more variety to the relationships
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:53 No.18854118
    How about that entity shit that she was created from? I never paid too much attention when I watched Haruhi so I don't know much about it. I like to think it'd help us out with Sakura if it saw that she was rustling Director's jimmies.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:55 No.18854132
    Yes, and we have had her for quite a while. I guess I don't mind the dynamic, as it seems like she'd grow stronger from the experience of being away from us for so long. It'd be a test of love. Even one year would have an interesting effect on her.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:56 No.18854143
    There is no controversy about it anymore anyway

    Everyone has gone full on white knight support her and leather choose mode so there is no need for the timeskip

    Even LG said it was mainly brought up due to the shitstorm a few people kept stirring up to try and derail the quest,

    ,the bureau and the rest of the cast don't seem to care and neither do any of the players any more since the relationship isn't creepy pedobait but a proper relationship

    Honestly I don't care either way just one way we get to put the tongue in her butt sooner rather than later
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)04:57 No.18854154
    That was more of a demi-god sort of being. Insanely powerful, but still an insect in comparison to the big H.
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    >leather choose mode

    You have my attention, sir...
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)05:02 No.18854180
    Yeah autocorrect + phone
    All my hate etc

    Should be let her choose mode

    Really I think it will come down in part to a roll
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)05:06 No.18854196
    Hey, we don't have any connection to the GL universe yet, but what about Simone? If they haven't put them under quarantine, his goldfish ability might allow him to power up to creator god status.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)05:06 No.18854197
    I sincerely hope that is not the case.
    Especially after LG saying it was up to how we handled things
    I am a total white knight romancefag and this has been one big emotionboner for me with how we have treated her
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)05:08 No.18854203
    Indeed. Strategically putting our finger in her bum to convince her she wasn't ready for sex was brilliant.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)05:08 No.18854205

    What'cha guys think Naru sexings are going to be like?

    >Hayate doesn't know what the fuck to do because he's used to being the bottom bitch
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)05:10 No.18854212
    >Ah, so you wish for me to take the lead then, my lord? I'm not quite sure, but I'll do my best.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)05:14 No.18854229
    Well that was LG taking our trolling further than we expected but overall I have liked it
    Well we aren't totally passive, it's just Erica and Ursula who dominate us constantly. Hina we took the lead with even if it was just thanks to a 100
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)05:24 No.18854257
    I'm actually partially serious. I'd like to imagine that Hayatte did it on purpose to help her realize the reality of the situation.

    Afterall, he's normally far more sensitive a lover.
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)05:35 No.18854305
    That is a way I hadn't considered it

    I still think it was more LG trolling because that's just him but it does make sense
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)10:19 No.18855784
    Wednesday (Tonight): Striker Test Piloting
    Thursday: Data Manipulation Evaluation and Training
    Friday: Talk to Mike about training that can increase majaik reserves and regeneration
    Saturday: Outing to Dende's with all the girls
    Sunday: Housewarming/ Going Away Party, plus potential tea party for Perrine

    Tea Party Type: French
    Theme: Default
    Charlotte (French girl from Perrine's class)
    >> Anonymous 04/25/12(Wed)10:48 No.18855956
    Charlotte -
    Pro's: She's French, so obviously a connection there. Also, the only French representative in Infinite Stratos, representing all of France on the world stage, so another point of connection between her and Perrine. Finally, they both are trained for aerial combat.
    Cons: Charlotte's France was never as devastated as Perrine's, however alleviated slightly in that they both DID suffer the German Blitzkrieg. Also, she's from a hundred years in the future, relatively. Maybe a bit of culture shock in terms of the differences between the two time periods.

    Lily -
    Pro's: Elegant and refined, able to fit in with high society expectations that Perrine is used to.
    Con's: not sure if there are any.

    Hina -
    Pro's: Has talked with Perrine before, and while not close friends, seem like they get along well enough.

    Shinku -
    Pro's: Also elegant and refined, a lady of class and grace.
    Con's: Possible personality conflict, but unlikely.

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