WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.>ARCHIVES HERE>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-'J where are you?' you ask him.'In the library sir.' he answers."Erica, J says he found something I need to see. Wanna come?" you ask her."Sure." she says as she gets up and brushes the sand off her.The two of you walk back up to the house.As you do, you make a mental note to install an elevator up from the beach.You arrive at the doors to the library, your familiars are waiting there for you."Sir... Madam... If you wouldn't mind me asking, why are you children?" J asks."An excercise in class earlier, It should wear off soon." you answer. "So what did you find?""Right this way sir..." He says as they lead you deeper into the library half-filled with books and tomes.
rolled 65 = 65Fuck yeah
>SWQ>MSQ>Monstergirls Quest>Succubus ThreadWell, there goes Thursday out the window.
TIME TO FILL IT UP AGAIN
>>18876715So...robo-maid?I think robo-maid.Though it puts us in a difficult quandary.We need to check it to see if it's just a complex VI, or a true AI, but the longer we test it, the more and more likely our latent data manipulation MAKES the robo-maid into a full AI, and we can't just wipe it to make room for Naru.
>>18876742>SWQWait theres a Strike Witches Quest? Where?
>>18876836whatever it is, it's possible that it's Eva's "housewarming present."LG I am ready. Do your worst.
>>18876879>>18874020>>18876623
>>18876809TEARS FOR THE TEARS TANK!FEELS FOR THE FEELS THRONE!>6.12 sicsconsooo... does hayate have a sister? or is this about Trude?
>>18876879You already missed one whole thread.http://catalog.neet.tv/tg/FOR ALL YOUR THREADHUNTING NEEDS
>>18876910>does hayate have a sisterSusan, when she gets here.
You pass by shelf after shelf of books.Whole sections of them were missing, taken out by the previous owner of the house."We haven't actually entered it sir," J explains to you as you walk"We only just found the door."He stops you in front of a shelf filled with a large collection of classical literature.All of the books were leather bound and glorious to behold."That book sir. It's the switch." J points to a copy of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein.Two shelves above it was the very same book, possibly the real one.You pull down on the one that J pointed out.There was no dramatic creaking, no sound of large gears moving.The whole shelf just moved inwards and slid to the right quietly and smoothly, as if it were skating on ice.You, Erica and J step inside.**ROLLEM**
>>18876836Probably one of Chachamaru's extra bodies, which leaves me conflicted. On one hand, it's one of Negi's girls, at least physically, and might be a bit awkward for him and us. On the other hand, she's a tall busty bot who's armed to the teeth with built in weaponry, and comes standard with thigh highs. I mean, goddamn, look at her.
rolled 73 = 73>>18877017Zorro Cave?
rolled 77 = 77>>18877017come on big money no whammies
rolled 58 = 58>>18877017Come on, robo-maid! We need a bigger household staff if we're going to keep this entire resort clean.
rolled 79 = 79>>18877017Rollingu~
rolled 87 = 87>>18877017motherfuckingANIMU BATCAVE
rolled 26 = 26>>18877025I would be happy with this. Unfortunate that it's dependent on the dice.
rolled 75 = 75>>18877017The room where lost things end up. Piles and piles of missing socks are the most common thing, but there are treasures to be found if you look hard enough.
rolled 62 = 62>>18877017Good things?
rolled 85 = 85>>18877025Except /tg/ will never let us have that nice of a thing: let alone LG.
rolled 3 = 3>>18877017Rolling for something not terrible I hope
Nice rolling blokes.Hope you're ready for CRITFAILS EVERYWHERE later.
rolled 85 = 85>>18877109I know i am.
rolled 88 = 88>>18877109hopefully they'll happen in AC quest instead of here.But we have nowhere NEAR enough karma for that to be probable...
>>18877109not falling for that one, no sir.
rolled 13 = 13>>18877017
rolled 85 = 85>>18877107All of my hate.
rolled 80 = 80Sure is 85 in here tonight.
rolled 1 = 1>>18877017
>>18877180Fuck you.
>>18877180>1You motherfucker!
rolled 89 = 89>>18877180
>>18877180FUCK YOUFUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOUUUUU
>>18877180I've said it once, LG, and I'll say it again. Your critfail policy punishes players for wanting to participate.That being said, that many 85's and over, and people should have already stopped rolling.
>>18877208It punishes players for trying to game the diceroller and keep rolling until a 95 or above eventually comes up.
rolled 79 = 79>>18877180Wow...
rolled 76 = 76>>18877180>rolling 70's and 80's everywhere.>keep rolling because you're a fucking imbecilewell, lets hope for a 100
rolled 92 = 92>>18877310Nat 1's erry day all day.
rolled 56 = 56>>18877333close
>>18877333We DO tend to get more nat 1's than nat 100's.
rolled 14 = 14>>18877343Not close
rolled 6 = 6Did we get infect with the fucking retard virus that affected HLQ players or something?We used to know when to stop fucking rolling
I liked the "first 5 rolls" rule he used to follow. It restricted the randomness of the dice somewhat.
>>1887720817 people rolled, 0.99^17 = 0.8429. The chance of rolling a 1 was about 16%.Criticals are not a rare occurrence.If 10 people roll, there is a 9.5% chance that one of those rolls is a one.If 15 people roll, there is a 14% chance that one of those rolls is a one.If 20 people roll, there is a 19% chance that one of those rolls is a one.The same chances apply to 100s.Given that so many people enjoy this quest, I don't think the current policy with regards to crits is a good one. It allows one person's bad or good luck to nullify everyone else's participation. It allows a plan that people have been developing for a long time to fail for no other reason than random chance. It punishes participation for no good reason.LG, please consider changing your current policy with regard to critical failure and success.
rolled 20 = 20how low can you go.
Inside you found what you could only describe as a mad scientists laboratory.With dull grey walls, and a white tile floor, it occupied as much floor area as the library hiding it.Not a spec of dust was in the place, the airtight hidden door preventing any particles from coming in.There were beakers and flasks, clean but haphazzardly arranged on the counters.Equipment, whose use and function you can only hope to fathom, was everywhere.Large Teslacoils stood in two corners of the room, the copper and steel shining brightly.A whole wall was dedicated to a large console studded with buttons, dials and gauges. You have no idea what it does.And in the middle of the room was a table.There was something on it.Something that had been carefully covered with a sheet.
rolled 95 = 95>>18877388No changesWe take it as we get it but we make sure we stop rolling once we have rolled decently so shit like this stops
rolled 33 = 33Welp that sucks, hope this be the 100 we need to cancel it out.
rolled 97 = 97>>18877388But then there is no fear of failure, no matter what we will always at least scrape by.
>>18877420>>18877427GODDAMNIT GUYS STOP ROLLING ITS EXPOSITION TIME
>>18877420Your plan relies on /tg/ following a set of rules, AND being quick enough on the refresh to notice when a good roll has been made.Both of those suppositions are false. Then you have to factor in people who deliberately try for bad rolls, and fools like Fritz who leave the dice on because they're too lazy to take them off.
rolled 15 = 15>>18877388there is no policy.I just take 1's IF the situation allows for humor.OR if it allows for story advancement.that being said...>ROLLINGGU
rolled 51, 74, 31, 4, 54, 15, 5, 56, 75, 74, 85, 80, 54, 7, 80, 46, 71, 36, 13, 43 = 954>>18877388>I HAVE ANALYSED THE STATISTICS AND DETERMINED THAT YOU ARE HAVING FUN>CUT IT OUTno
rolled 6 = 6>>18877456Awww man....
rolled 71 = 71>>18877445I was talking, not rolling. I just happen to keep my dice on all the time.
>>18877427What do you mean there's no fear of failure? If everyone rolls 20s, we can fail. It's just if everyone's rolling 80s and one random person gets a 1, we shouldn't fail because of one person's not-even-particularly-bad luck.>>18877420Why, exactly, should LG not change the policy? Why should we try to work around a bad policy, when it's so easy for him to just change it?
>>18877468And you continually risk a nat1 whenever we roll for no good reason.
>>18877413Gentlemen.... BEHOLD! I present our LAIR!
>>18877474Because he has stuck with it the whole time and you change it one and people will expect it
rolled 53 = 53>>18877474Meh, he already went over his thoughts here>>18877456 Don't worry about it...
>>18877488relaxe, he's not gonna actually act on an uncalled for roll, unless he thinks it'll be hilarious. Just lay back and enjoy it.
rolled 17 = 17>>18877488Its like playing russian roulette with a 100 round revolver. What can i say, i like to live on the edge.
>>18877413Welp, we found where Hakase worked... so that's either Chachamaru or Chacha Zero. Here's hoping for the first.
>>18877522What, you mean people might start expecting their questrunners to be rational people, and alter their actions based on reasonable argument? We can't have that, no sir.
>>18877545>What can i say, i like to live on the edge.Please, go ahead and fellate a revolver then. I'm sure that will be just thrilling for you.
>>18877510>>18877413Really? REALLY?We have a fucking lair and everyone is ignoring this? Why? It's fucking cool that we have our own Alchemy Lab now!
>>18877586Hey.Hey, buddy.I don't think this is the quest for you.I don't think any quest is the quest for you.I think you need to get laid, and maybe sit down and think about what's really important to you, because you're taking this shit far too seriously.
>>18877633Actually, the Alchemy Lab is one floor up and three rooms over. We just need to buy the equipment.This is obviously a Robotics and Crimes against Nature and God Lab.
>>18877652And you can go put a shotgun in your mouth.He said he likes to live on the edge, he can very damn well live on the edge. And die on it.
>>18877675Calm yourself homie.
>>18877657The best kind of lab.
>>18877657It's why I said lair aswell. Woo crimes against god and nature.
rolled 92 = 92>>18877586Russian roulette is fun(with blanks pointing away from you of course), take a shot if it goes off .
A lab capable of creating crimes against nature....Experiments using our swag maybe?
>>18877746But that's not Russian roulette. Where's the risk of death?
rolled 100 = 100>>18877755Hurray for crimes against nature!
>>18877765Welp, Crimes against Nature it is then!
rolled 81 = 81>>18877757Alcohol poisoning.
>>18877765WELP.
>15Curiosity takes hold of you and you move to uncover whatever it was on that table.As the cloth fell away, you find that it wasnt really a table. It was a rectangular pedestal of steel.Welded to the floor, it would be imposible to move it without using force.Wires ran from it under the floor, possibly connected to the console on the wall.And on this pedestal was a pile of parts.Some look like hydraulic pistons, some looked like giant cathodes.There were gears, man were there gears.All shapes and sizes, some looking like they were ripped out of a car's transmission.But the weirdest thing in that pile was an arm.A clean bloodless arm.It looked so realistic you thought someone had it chopped off.But upon closer inspection it wasn't real.Metal bits and wires were sticking out of the cut part.The pale white. skin was a rubbery but warm coating.Around the wrist was a ring of steel.Inscribed on it was the number 15 and nothing more.You think if this was some form of advanced prosthetic arm, or possibly parts of a robotic experiment that was never completed.
>>18877765I believe the dice gods have spoken.
>>18877765Good job, Fritz.
>>18877755>Experiments using our swag maybe?That would definitely fall under crimes against God and Nature. It would also mean the Doctor and the Director getting mad at us, rather than just annoyed.
>>18877784Well it's a start I guess.
>>18877784Make mental note to bring Ursula down here so she can get her Mad Scientist on. I think she'll really like this room.Is there anything else interesting, such as research notes or journals lying around?
>oops forgot to addWAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
rolled 41 = 41>>18877833This:>>18877815
>>18877833Get Ursula down here ASAP, and proceed with mad scientist laughter.
>>18877833Check for anything else interesting.Thank Jakob and the others for being so thorough as to find this room.Also, around what time is it?
>>18877784Find Ursula, she knows more mad science than we do.Before we do that check around for notepads, journals, computer terminals, data storage and the like.
rolled 96 = 96>>18877815Agreed. I think everyone stands to gain if Ursula is allowed this room. Especially if she gets inspired by the arm. I wonder if we should put a Stamp in here...
>>18877833Get J to call Ursula, say theres some crazy shit happening in the library, we can troll her, then show her something cool.
>>18877833Summon the Science Witch, and proceed with investimigationing.
>>18877879I think were inside our home, we had our own library.
>>18877895I thought this was in the school library. If it's in our bottle home, all the better. And I'm keeping that 96.
Welp, we got a work room for Ursula now, just hope it has sound dampening or something so it won't disturb Yuki's Library.
As you look around the room for any possible notes or journals the previous occupant might have kept, you speak to Jakob"J, thank you and the guys for finding this. I would not have know this was here if not for you.""It is nothing sir. To be honest it was all blind luck, actually. Master Ted was checking the books when he saw two copies of Frankenstein. As he checked them out to see if they were really the same, the room opened." he explained.You find nothing. No notes. No papers. Just more parts, equipment and a whole lot more buttons.You exit the lab and the hidden door closes automatically behind you.The time is 6pm, Ursula and Nanoha should be coming home by now."We have to show Ursula that room." You tell her twin."She will cream herself." Erica grins. "But fiiiiiiiirst..."She again places the glasses on you."Nanoha says they're on thier way back, I've asked her to not tell Ursula about the age candy." her grin widens "this will be fun."
>>18878041"Oh, you little devil-child, you. I wonder if our daughter will be as much of a handful."
>>18878041Oh shit, are we still blond? This should be fun.
>>18878088Yup, she'll either faint or hug the SHIT out of us, I'm fine with either.
>>18878041>>18878041kage bunshin no jutsu
>>18878121Not gonna happenNarutoverse got juicedPeople can stop referencing the cancer of cancers
>>18878041Glomp Ursula, and tell her that we were caught in Daddies lab, then lead her down.
>>18878196NOPE. That shit won't fly, we have say it's HER lab for a more believable lie, or take her to the Alchemy Lab instead.
>>18878196... you magnificent bastard. Let's do this.
THIS.IS MY LAB!
>>18878230>Implying we totally are not going to monkey around with her in this lab.>Long into the night, making her coffie as she perfects her mechanical marvels.>As we pass her a mug of coffee we get lost in her eyes>Make hot passionate oil-scented love till morning.
>>18878288AND THISIS MY LABORATORY!
>>18878294We will be monkeying around with everything in there at some point
"so any way we found a lab, follow me"....................................."so what do you think?"ursula:"........""ursula are you ok?"ursula then nod to her sistererica grabs you from behind, as she do this ursula starts walking toward you"he-hey what are you guys doing?"erica:"you know teacakes.... we are not twins for nothing you know.... the biggest difference is i show my affection openly and don't hold it in.... my sister on the other hand..."ursula now on her knees goes for your zipperursula:"this is my thanks hayate~""wha-"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyFj8rg_tow
>>18878351We kinda keep the sexyness to implications, fade-to-black, or humorous. LG doesn't write fapfiction.
rolled 6 = 6>>18878294Little known fact: motor oil doubles as personal lubricant.
>>18878351keep it in your pants yo
>>18878351>ace venturamy sides and nostalgia
>>18878383well he clearly is not LG
Minutes pass.You and Erica fine tune your story and hide in the kitchen.You also get the familiars into the act.The sound of the front door opening and the footsteps in the main hall tell you that they've arrived.On-cue, you and Erica run out and jump onto Nanoha and Ursula."Mommies! Mommies!~" you saw as you hang onto Ursula and Erica does the same with Nanoha."We were so scaared..." Ursula is taken aback by the two kids in the house.She is also surprised at how they looked like you and her, but with different hair.NAnoha fakes surprise like a pro."Wha-?! 'Mommies'?" Ursula asks you. "Who.. Who are you?"
rolled 92 = 92>>18878383Well that doesn't mean you can't fap to it anyway but i digress, we keep it classy up in here.
"Don't you recognize me mommy?"
>>18878483Now we cry into her chest, and explain it all.
>>18878483Mommy you're mommy-ursa, why don't you remember me. Cry into her, we'll give it five minutes before we drop the act.
>>18878383>>18878494>bunch of people forgetting what the first ten threads were like>mon visage quand
>>18878665Eh. What can you expect from them?
>>18878665Pretty sure they were filled implications and fade to black...Maybe you should go back and read Maid Quest if you've forgotten how fapfic is written...
>>18878665They were still fade to black, if I remember.There was just the INNUENDO with Erica, that one time.
>>18878796>>18878798It wasnt outright fapfic but it was a lot more descriptive innuendo than what that guy posted
>>18878827Not to mention Tsukino who we seem to have forgotten about was pretty much how far can you push innuendoUntil we head into the bakery againStill want dem buns
"D-don't you recognize me mommy?" you ask her, your lips quivering, tears pooling in your eyes."Mommy-Nano, Why are you small?" Erica asks the other girl. "Specially here." She adds with a squeeze of the younger girl's breasts."Wha?!" that was a genuine reaction to getting fondled.You begin bawling."BAAAAAAWWWWWW Mommy doesnt love me anymore!"THis of course causes Ursula to panic."Wha..? Wha... Mommy? Me?""Mommy-Ursa is being mean! Hans is only scared since we were playing in your lav without permission..." Erica tells her, as she gets off Nanoha and walks towards her twin."Lab? Hans? What?" Ursula says totally bewildered."Yeah, your science place. We were looking for you or daddy when we pushed this button on this thing, an then there was this pretty blue light, an then everything was different. An then unka J found us and gave us juice!" Erica telsl her."Wait... Wait... I.. I'm your mommy?" She asks finally getting a thought in order."Your Hans' mommy-mommy, my mommy-mommy is mommy-Ecka." Erica says with her hands on her hips. "But you're still our mommy-Ursa.""I... I... I have a son?" she looks down at you.You tone done the bawwing to some sniffs and sobs.Ursula's eyes are full of confusion, and amazement."I have a son. With him." she hugs you."I have a beautiful son with Hayate...."You smile up at her, she smiles back.
>>18878842I'm worried we might do some damage when we tell her the truth. I say we let Erica take the blame for this one, use her as a human shield if necessary.
>>18878842"Gotcha."
>>18878864I agree. She'll probably feel really let down when she learns the truth.
>>18878842And now the candy wears off.
>>18878842we are so missing one kidney once we tell her.
>>18878842>"I have a son. With him." she hugs you.>"I have a beautiful son with Hayate...."They all want our man-seed.
>>18878864I wouldn't say that we throw Erica in front of us for this. But have her be the one to explain. Ursula seems to really like the idea of having a kid, and she's going to be pretty saddened when she finds out is was just another of Erica's jokes.
>>18878864>>18878874They must never know.This idea was a bad idea.
>>18878874We're going to have to soften by saying that our fondest wish is for this to happen. That this is our eventual goal and that we're sorry for deceiving her. But if she likes she can hold us like her future son for as long as she wants.
>>18878900Then comes the sex-without-condom-ing.Everybody wins.
>>18878919Now is not a good time yet. We should wait a little longer before making kids.
rolled 65 = 65>>18878919
>>18878896"thank you so much ursula for the organs you donated, especially that one heart, heck i thought it was alien's heart given how powerful it is. tell me where did you get such a fine donators?""my ex-boyfriend. and twin sister"
>>18878900If Erica doesn't feel kinda shitty yet, she should.
>>18878842'Erica, we don't say shit to anyone, this never happened... I can feel my organs screaming in terror.'
given how every girl is ok with kids, i think perrine's baby will be fine.just hope thy don't want any once perrine is finally on the family.....>who am i kidding they are going to rape us 24/7
>>18878918We could say that it was one part trolling on Erica's part, and one part 'how will the girls react to having kids'.
>>18879004Strapped to the bed and force fed.fertility drugs until they all get what they now realize they want
>>18879032imokaywiththis.jpg
>>18879011I don't think thats a good idea. People generally resent being tested without their knowledge, especially with something as emotionally intense as this is.Mio was okay and Trude was okay, because we're not in a relationship with them right now, but we're gonna have to do some apologizing to Ursula.
"Waiiit... What lab?" Nanoha asks Erica after told to do so mentally."Mommy-Ursa's sciency room!" She says as she grabs their hands and pulls them down the hallway. "It's in the librey!"--------------------------------Erica shows them the hidden switch and leads you all inside the hidden room."Its diferent now, earlier when we were playing, before Hans pressed that button, there wasnt so much bottles and stuff. An there was more mekanikal thingies." she says as the two other looked around."What button did you press?" Ursula asks as she still holds you."I dunno." you answer."It was Mommy and Daddy's Tie-Machine. That's what they called it once. It was this funny box with a clock, and it had lots of lights on it. I dunno what it ties up though." Erica tells her."A time-machine? We built a time-machine?" Ursula whispers softly as she examines the console on one wall."Who else are your mommies?" Ursula asks you and Erica suddenly.
>>18879004>>18879032This is my fetish.
>>18879067That's a givenI think we sort of broke Trude though
>>18879032don't think we need fertility drugs, given all of us are still on our teens.trust me, its the peak of human fertility.
>>18879075Have Kraus print out a list of the female students in our year.Give it to Ursula.
>>18879075Eject. Eject.
>>18879098Yeah... Blame everything on Erica.
>>18879075You know them alredy Mommy, why you being silly?
>>18879075"Mommy Mio, Mommy Ecka, Mommy Hina, Mommy-mommy, Mommy Nanoha, Mommy Froggy, Mommy... Mommy-mommy I-I'm running out of breath, Kwaust print off a list pwease."
>>18879075"There's mommy-Ecka, and mommy-mommy, an mommy-Nano, an mommy-Hina, an...why are asking, mommy?"
>>18879075We could start listing a bout 10-20 different girls we know and then start making up names. But honestly we should probably start listing off names and in the middle of the names we tell her the truth and try to mollify her rage with hugs and assurances that this is the future that we truly want.
>>18879075"Hina-mommy and Ecka-mommy and Ursa-Mommy and Nano-mommy and-"And mentilate to J 'DISTRACTION DISTRACTION NOW NOW NOW OH GOD HELP'
>all these girls are suddenly overtaken with maternal thoughts>getting ready for some action>Kraus: "HOLD UP MAN, GO TO THE BATHROOM REAL QUICK.">do so>put condom under sink faucet>it's leaking>...
>>18879114THIS THIS THISOMNISSIAH BLESS YOUR QUICK MIND
rolled 74 = 74>"EVERYONE IS MOMMY!"
>>18879114Yes! Second!
>>18879131>>18879139The only way we dont die.
>>18879129>repeat with a decent statistical sample from the 40 lb. box of condoms.>all leaking>Kraus: "I GUESS YOU'RE FUCKED."
>>18879117Do not mention Kraus, No way our kid would have the same device as us, and we're supposed to be too young for a device anyway
>>18879075Mommy ecka and mommy ursa and mommy perry and mommy Mio and mommy nano and mommy trude and mommy hina and mommy ami and mommy mami and mommy keima etc until we feel it is enough trolling
>>18879175>mommy keimaLOST IT
>>18879175"mommy keima who's sometimes daddy keima but I don't really get it."
>>18879186And Mommy Mio says to call her Daddy Mio and say Daddy Yate is Mommy Yate, she's weird but she loves us so it's ok.
>>18879197>>18879186... We are going to have a very confusing family tree.Family reunions are going to be ridiculous events. I don't think even the Emperor of Brittania had as many kids as we'll end up having.
I know It's probably too late for this but I have a few staff ideasAnders, from Dragon AgeSgt. ReznovQuoth the RavenCharles XavierSusan, from DiskworldBatmanCpt. PriceJames BondSgt Avery J. Johnson, from HaloHolmesProfessor Farnesworth
>>18879226...Those are people that the Transpace Guard would hire on as agents, not people we would bring on as butlers with our salary.
>>18879250I think he means Bureau staff.I'd like us to get Musical Combat Training from a certain boy named Johnny.
>>18879250I think he meant as teaching staff of the Bureau. Not our Household Staff.
>>18879114>>18879131>>18879139>>18879160Fifthing? We need to survive.
>>18879250Susan has in fact been a nanny/housekeeper. She did exceedingly well at it. Oh, and she also bludgeoned the monsters in the closet into submission with a poker. I don't know about you, but deaths adopted granddaughter is someone I would trust the house and kids to.
>>18879265>>18879261Oh. My bad. >learn from a boy named Johnny Lessons from the child who bested the Morningstar himself in a contest of skill? We would fell ARMIES with our music.
>>18879295She doesn't quite strike me as the easily recruited kind of person.
>>18879305Hired, though, very likely. She's also been a school teacher. The Discworld equivalent of Ms. Frizzle....Is Ms. Frizzle working for the Bureau? Please, LG? Pretty please?
>>18879261>>18879265And what could people like the Sgt. Johnson or the very dead Sgt. Reznov, who fought with guns, teach magical users?Also that Holmes better be these ones.
"You know them already Mommy, why you being silly?" you ask her."Everyone is mommy!" Erica adds. "And sometimes, Mommy-Keima is Daddy-Keima. It's fun."Ursula's eyebrow goes up at this, but says nothing more.She puts you down, but still keeps a hold of your hand.The four of you leave the lab and head into the sitting room."Have you seen your Daddy after that blue light?" she asks you"Nope. We only saw unka J and unka Ted and unka Lo. They say Daddy is still at work." You answer."I see, I hope he takes this surprise in stride." She looks at you for a long time, then leans over and hugs you again."You are a beautiful, wonderful boy. I can't wait to have you." She says softly in your ear.'this is getting out of hand.' You mentillate Erica.'want to tell her?' she asks.[ ]tell her[ ]don't tell her
>>18879305It wouldn't be easy, but it would be worth whatever it took. Plus, we would likely get to meet Death. Charming fellow.
>>18879326Tell her, we'll need her to cover for us if the others come to visit and wonder where we were during this time. That and I'm feeling kinda bad about this.
>>18879326No way we can keep it from getting out eventually. Make Erica tell her.Apologize profusely.
>>18879326I think it might break her.And then she might break us...But I can't think of a good way to get us out of it...
>>18879326Shit, this is a hard choice.[x]tell herHave Erica break the news, we'll run interference/hugs.
>>18879322Language skills, weapons training, survival, space combat. Also how to be a total badass without using magic.
>>18879326Alright, time to face the music. Keeping this going is just going to hurt us/her more.[x]tell her
>>18879326[x] "And I can't wait to have YOU."SWIG OF PLACEBOPANIC WHEN IT DOES NOTHINGAGAIN
>>18879326Tell her
>>18879366Do you mean panacea?
>all this buildup>finally progress to where we're actually having kids, married and the whole 9 yards>miscarriages, stillbirths, SIDS, severe deformations, retardation, disabilities>so much pain and sadness>turns out our dad was a cheap bastard and bought our underwear from Ukraine, near a certain plant>our seed is poison
>everyone panicking OH GOD THIS IS GETTING WEIRD>not fixing everything with the POWER OF SWAGGuysSeriouslyYou guysThe butlerGuys, come onThe butler is undeterred.
>>18879366I think that panacea makes body-altering potion effects permanent. Do not take it while morphed.
rolled 54 = 54[ ]don't tell herIf we tell her she will die inside a bit, blue light and invisibility.
>>18879389Power of SWAG is only effective on a 90+.
>>18879391No, it's supposed to literally always fix them. The Susan thing was an unheard of fluke.
>tell her.You hug her back.'can you break it to her?' you ask Erica.'Yeah, sure. I'll do it.' she answers."Ursula..." Erica begins, dropping the childish tone "We.. We're sorry. This is all a prank that seems to have gotten away from us.""What?" she asks"It's Hayate and me. We actually had some age changing candy in class. We've been running around pranking people with that time travel story." she continues to explain."So.. None of it was real?""No. Sorry." you tell her.The expression on her face changes a number of times in half a second.****ROLLEM****
>>18879381We've got a whole institution filled with mad magickal scientist and you think that they can't handle making a little bit of artificial sperm from our DNA?
rolled 29 = 29>>18879405Rolling to avoid organ sales.
rolled 9 = 9>>18879405Aw shit she was so happy
rolled 87 = 87>>18879405oh boy here we go
>>18879326>She fucking knows.[x]Tell Her.Know what that father from Beelzebub does, the flying prostraition? We do that.
rolled 60 = 60>>18879405"We're sorry. I'M sorry, Ursula."
rolled 8 = 8If we roll a 1, we'll lose Ursula. How terrible.
rolled 26 = 26>>18879405pleasedonthateus
i'd say [x] don't tell herand find a way to gtfo.
rolled 1 = 1>>18879405Ursula, you're going to make an amazing mother and while it isn't real now, that doesn't mean it won't be real in the future. I love you and I want to build a future like this together with you and everyone else.
rolled 32 = 32>>18879405I'm sorry. But to be fair, it probably will happen anyway.
rolled 65 = 65>>18879405Man I feel bad. That or she knows.
rolled 77 = 77>>18879381
rolled 10 = 10>>18879405Rolling for swag.
>>18879430Ahhh, fuck. . .
rolled 84 = 84She knew the whole time and is about to burst out laughing.
rolled 48 = 48>>18879405She's going to tie us down and fuck us until we give her a baby, isn't she?
>>18879430
rolled 12 = 12>>18879405
rolled 44 = 44>>18879405Not dying
rolled 96 = 96We've gotta have faith.100
rolled 23 = 23>>18879430oh fuck man
rolled 96 = 96get that 100, please.
rolled 39 = 39>>18879430We need a hundred.If she breaks down fully we take the blame, and make it up to her.
rolled 46 = 46>>18879430You motherfucker.
rolled 35 = 35>>18879443yeah that about sums it upshit time to drink
>>18879452>>18879454Double 96's.
rolled 42 = 42>>18879430
>>18879430>hfw she build her own son from the parts we wanted for Naru's body
rolled 15 = 15>>18879452>>188794542 96's must be good.
rolled 21 = 21>>18879452>>18879454double 96, near, but not enough.
>>18879452>>18879454This might be close enough.Hopefully.
rolled 31 = 31Before this riverbecomes an ocean
rolled 59 = 59>>18879452>>18879454maybe?
rolled 48 = 48Shit, this early in the rolling and we already have a one?
rolled 15 = 15>>18879405Rolling
rolled 54 = 54All of the 100's ever
rolled 74 = 74>>18879405THIS IS PROBABLY GOING TO END BADLY FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED.
We brought this upon ourselves.
rolled 21 = 21Dicegods gonna One.
rolled 66 = 66"Don't worry. If this was any indication, you'll be a wonderful mother. And I'll make sure you have plenty of chances."SWAG SET AT MAXIMUM.
rolled 80 = 80>>18879472>>18879468>>18879466Only a 100 will negate a 1
rolled 51 = 51>>18879477rollingurollingu
rolled 66 = 66Oh god help us we're fucked
rolled 54 = 54We have no hope.
It is all fun and games until the doctor comes in with the real children from the future, and informs us it wasn't all a joke
rolled 18 = 18never gonna stop.
rolled 18 = 18TAKE THIS. MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY DICE.
>>18879437Derped and rolled a d20.
rolled 2 = 2>>18879430Failure seems to be our constant companion now.
rolled 1 = 1>>18879508Quiet. You'll give him ideas.
Would now be a good time to reiterate >>18877388 ?
rolled 71 = 71There is one they fear... the double critical failure.
>>18879512If you're going to spam rolls, at least stop namefagging. It's annoying and rude.
rolled 28 = 28>>18879520Oh dear.
rolled 24 = 24>>18879520YOU ! double 1 now.
rolled 78 = 78You know what fuck it i don't even care anymore.
>>18879514Derped again.
>>18879520Oh god I'm so sorry for this roll.
>>18879520AND NOW WE HAVE DOUBLE 1s.
rolled 88 = 88My 100s are rolling on their own
rolled 38 = 38Fuck.Give us some more time, LGWE GOT THIS.
rolled 17 = 17>>18879515Indeed...
>>18879430>>18879515>>18879520Yep, the flying Prostration is all that will save us.
rolled 72 = 72>>18879537Not with rolls like that we don't.
rolled 83 = 83>>18879520>>18879430Well.Double-crit failure.
rolled 60 = 60The dice really hate us lately.
rolled 23 = 23FUCK.FUCKING FUCKER FUCK.
>>18879430Alright I'm going to go to bed and find a new hobby because this one is now causing me physical pain.
rolled 67 = 67>>18879547So I've noticed.
rolled 41 = 41>>18879531Dice gods hate me
>>18879520Game over, man. Game over.
rolled 65 = 65OH GOD THE DICE GODS HAVE FORSAKEN US!
rolled 7 = 7Yeah, this is going to be Huehuehue.Luckily, we still have a few more beads left.
rolled 94 = 94>>18879520>>18879430Rollin for hat trick, FUCK THE POLICE IT CANT GET WORSE
We still have some reloads left right?Right?
rolled 61 = 61>>18879520>>18879430Welp, we're boned.
rolled 19 = 19>>18879430And thus ALL THE FUCKS were given!Let's try and do this calmly and if all else fails toss Erica at her yelling it was all her!
rolled 69 = 69Well, that's it gentlemen. It's been an honor serving with you.
rolled 13 = 13We lost Ursula HA HA!
rolled 83 = 83Why didn't we say no, oh god why?
>>18879567Frankly, I'd welcome a HUEHUEHUE. At least if we reload, we won't have permanently destroyed our relationship with Ursula.
rolled 91 = 91>>18879570Yeah. Can't remember how many though.
>>18879570Maybe, maybe not. What we DO have is a gun and our own unprotected skull.
>>18879430"You.. You tricked me..?" she asks in a low voice.Her arms letting you go."We're sorry. It was all a horribly thought out prank. We didnd't mean to hurt you." you tell her."You played me! You gave me false hope!" fuming, she gets up on her feet."Do you have any idea how crushed I feel right now?! Do you know how much it hurts to know that the two people you trust the most would do this?!"Erica tries to say something, but she gets cut-off as Ursula continues."NO. NO YOU DON'T. All you care about is having fun, tricking people! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I FEEL LIKE RIGHT NOW." With an intense look of hurt on her face, she storms out of the room.
>>18879567>Luckily, we still have a few more beads left.It might not end in death. It might just end in complete and utter failure.LG did say that he wouldn't be reloading as often anymore.We're going to have to live with our failures now.
rolled 59 = 59>>18879584YES!teabeam to the face then reload.
a reload might be usefull now.
>>18879590>Do you know how much it hurts to know that the two people you trust the most would do thisumm... over and over again. This is our department.
>>18879590ShitWe have to do something. Probably a lot of things. This is some serious shit.
rolled 91 = 91Well.That was worse than a reload. A lot worse.
>>18879590Hmmm, a reaction like that means she's been feeling insecure about something. We should go have a talk.
>double ones>bring up that twitter post>"I... I thought I could do this, but I can't. Not anymore."
>>18879590I think this is where the other shoe begins its slow free-fall of despair
>>18879590>"Do you have any idea how crushed I feel right now?! Do you know how much it hurts to know that the two people you trust the most would do this?!"Yes actually. More than anyone.WHICH JUST MAKES IT WORSE
rolled 6 = 6>>18879590Oh dear, rolling for last ditch effort to heal wounds of soul...
rolled 87 = 87Rolling to see what we'll lose?1-50: Ursula51-100: reload
>>18879606Kinda this.We LIVED misery.
>Oh we failed time to kill ourselves.Fucking cowards! We fight this. We made this bed, let us sleep in it.We give her an hour, then talk to her. Open up more about our parents, betrayal is our childhood, and suffering is our Forte. We got this.
Inb4 NEXT TIME ON MSQ
I say we swallow a tea laser at full blast.
rolled 82 = 82>>18879624Let's try that again.
>>18879633We should probably wait until the candy wears off to talk to her.
uhhh[x] reload?WHERE'S THE RELOAD?!
>>18879590Time to try to fix this mess we've gotten ourselves into.Look over to Erica and Nanoha."I'll go talk to her. We did go a little too far with this."Give Ursula an hour to calm down a little, then we go and find her, and apologize.
>>18879647It's what the hour is for.
>>18879633'My life was shitty' can only work so many times, and I think we're past that point by now.
Man...Mio is just going to straight up kill us.Trude will probably be so relieved that she'll forget to kill us.This was so much funnier in my head.
>>18879654LG said that the training wheels were off now that we're in Advanced Class. Did you think that we'd be able to reload our way out of any situation?
>>18879674Or they just rape us and get it over with.Trude is still gonna kill us when she gets that medical report from McNinja though
Congratulations, everyone. We just forgot the glue when building our house of cards.
So... I missed a thread. Remind me whose brilliant idea it was to go along with this in the first place? This could only ever have ended in fuckups.
>>18879707Erica's, I think.
>>18879707Everybody thought it was a good idea./tg/ can't resist immediate enjoyment at the cost of later pain.
>>18879715Yep Erica's.
>>18879707To be honest, quite a number of us, myself included. We'd been planning on this for a long while once we learned about Melmo's candies.Of course, we'd assumed that it would all work out, that we could never fail, that there wouldn't be consequences for our hubris. After all, we're the butler whose swag is unparalleled! And then the house of cards came crashing down.
>>18879707In character, Erica's.Out of character, no one voiced a dissenting opinion when the "become a little kid, pretend to be time displaced future child" discussions came up.Or they were shouted down, I don't remember.
>>18879722>Everybody thought it was a good idea.I think it was more that everyone thought it would be a fun idea, and didn't stop to consider if it might be a good idea or not.As you said, we can't resist immediate gratification regardless of the consequences.
>>18879722not everybody.I have never thought this was a good idea.great job guys.you picked the most emotionally intense thing to trick a woman about.and then we tricked one of the family.let's remember this the next time we want to go balls to the wall trolling.
I'm a little surprised at Erica misjudging how Ursula would take this so badly. You'd think she'd know her twin well enough to know how she'd react.
>>18879738I was going for 'be a small child near Trude until she molests us' but instead it turned into 'pretend to be everyone's kid in a way that will lead to all kinds of terrible consequences'
rolled 3 = 3>>18879738I'm just thankful that people realized how bad an idea it would have been to do this to Perrine.Rolling for Future Yate to show up with the real kids, and call us a dumbass.
Personally, I thought we should have stopped at Trude. Possibly also trolled Sakamoto and Keima.
rolled 91 = 91I wish i had liquor right now the situation calls for it, of well paycheck tomorrow then i can stock up.
>>18879761Eh, I'm going to blame it on the pair of nat 1's and move on with it. If it hadn't been for that, we would have been fine.
Sorry for sounding harsh, but perhaps the loss of a harem member will teach us to think better before pulling stunts like this.One down, seven to go.
>>18879787>One downNot yet motherfucker.
>Surprise, it was all part of the simulation to find out what you'd all do with a false identity
>>18879787She isn't necessarily lost, she is extremely pissed at us and probably her sister right now which is understandable but i doubt she is gone for good from one crit fail
>>18879633>>18879657I like this strategy.
>>18879787Now that's a bit hyperbolic. She's upset and leaving the room, not leaving the family.
>>18879768Reading back, we already did it to Perrine. Literally, in the time I've been gone, it seems like /tg/ has completely screwed themselves over. I'd hate to run a pnp campaign with you people.
>>18879761Well this was far outside what we had plannedThe plan was to prank non family members and people ended up rolling with a bad idea then we got a crit failDouble fuck up but we will fix things
>"I can't take this anymore. I'm... I'm leaving." You are shocked beyond words. Beside you, Erica says nothing. #msq
>This result>MAJOR learning experience.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSDF8VvU13M&feature=plcpSeems fitting.
>>18879824not loaded not fired i can't hear you lalalala
>>18879784you do understand that part of the way things are going now, consequences come from dice rolls and our choices? sometimes a combination, sometimes by themselves. And I'm reasonably certain that this was a choice that could only lead to bad consequences, with the dice only determining the degree of how bad those consequences are.I don't think a 100 would have saved us from fallout from this entirely.
>>18879824When did this get on twitter? Don't see it.
>>18879824Not canon and very old
>>18879838>talking to /tg/ about consequencesPerhaps you missed SWQ. /tg/ doesn't care one jot about consequences, only about immediate gratification.
>>18879838A 100 would of been she is pissed and gets us back doubleThis means we need to go sort it out before it gets out of hand
You are Sakamoto Mio, the hero of Japan.And you just learned that you will have a child with him in the future.You sit back and finish off the glass of bourbon you poured yourself.Thinking of the possibilities.Children, a family, stability, those don't sound half-bad.You ignore the pile of paperwork that has built up during the week and get up off your seat.You need something to keep your mind occupied.WAT DO OH MAJOR?
>>18879862Find more booze!
>>18879784It was a retarded idea from the get-go. If you continue to deny that, then retardation WILL happen again. The dice CAN make things worse, but they weren't responsible for putting us in the situation in the first place.I have to say, for the first time, I'm actually disappointed in you, /tg/.
>>18879838This was the result of a double crit fail. If we got a 100, she would have laughed and hugged us for a good joke or some shit. I don't think you understand the magnitude of crit fails or, rather, are choosing not to in order to remain 'correct' in this situation. You should know better. You've been here since the beginning.
>>18879862Find our future wife, we need to get cracking.
>>18879862Go find him and put your tongue in his butt!
>>18879862Sword exercises by the lake! We must stay in top condition for our wife.
>>18879856I did see it. And I'd like to think that Hayate is a bit more level-headed than MCNGaF, and that we can be slightly more level headed players.yes, I'm very optimistic.>>18879862Find a sparring partner, work up a sweat. That gorilla looks like he knows how to handle a weapon. Find Mike.
>>18879862Go talk to Mike about what happened.
Funny that the crit applied when it wasnt even in relation to the roll callThought LG said it was when they were related to the post they get used but we need to fix this either way
rolled 11 = 11>>188798621.Obtain booze2. find wife3. Sexings4. ?????5. Profit
>>18879862This isn't funny anymore. We just ruined a lot of dreams, I think.Trude must be panicking about her future. The Doctor is going to have a good long yell at us over this.
>>18879874I think you're being too optimistic.From the flowcharts that LG used before, good rolls might get us out of a bad situation, but it was still possible to take too many bad choices that it would be irrecoverable.
>>18879862Let's find Hayate and jump him so we can have our Son.
>>18879919I think this picture sums up what our next meeting with the Doctor is going to be like.
>>18879862Fight the Gorilla man.
>>18879920No crits always apply the very best or worst outcomeIt might not be what we are expecting but it is the rule
>>18879919It was never funny except to people who don't think.
>>18879862Nothing keeps a mind occupied like a fight. Let's find Mike, the gorilla that taught Hayate how to fight, and get him to agree to a sparring match.
>>18879880>>18879885>>18879927Dont you people learn?
Well, I have to admit, This whole learning about consequences is something we've needed for quite a bit.
>>18879947Actually we were pretty much railroaded into prancing Ursula with itAnd we thought this out long and hard but we had planned to NOT fuck with anyone already in a relationship
>>18879947It would have been hilarious if we'd only done it to Trude.
>>18879874I am not trying to underplay the role of the crit fail. we're going to be feeling it for a while I'm sure.I'm am just trying to point out that, as a player in this quest, i think there are some situations and some choices that only lead to bad outcomes. I thought trying to hug nanoha during the tournament fight was one such situation, but i was wrong then. and, in my opinion, i think this was another situation that, once we settled on trolling ursula, could only end badly.because again,we picked the most emotionally intense subject for any woman intent on making use of her uterus.and then we tricked a family member with it.but of course, these are only my opinions.
>>18879961Speak for yourself. Had I been here when this whole thing started, I'd have been the one shouting people down on the internet.
>>18879960Obviously not.And you forgot one.>>18879911
>>18879967Oh, fucking with Ursula COULD have ended better.By not telling her. Let her wonder, let her dream, let her plan. But telling her? I have no bloody clue why that vote was even chosen by anyone but a troll.
>>18879989She'd have found out eventually. The candies are public knowledge in the Bureau.
>>18879989because deception is never a healthy or encouraged form of communication in any adult relationship."What she doesn't know won't hurt her" is an entirely juvenile attitude.
>>18880006The timing could of been much better
>>18880000Do they change hair color? No. I think it would have been a better end by not telling.Now, sure. I could be wrong. It could have been the worse option. But at this point, that's just conjecture, and I'm mostly just blowing off steam about not being around to influence the vote at all with some sanity.Bloody work schedule.
>>18880016>could ofThat should be 'could have' or 'could've,' you semi-literate cretin.
rolled 83 = 83well guys I've realized something, we are on the downward spiral, we have reached our peak and we have nowhere to go but down now.
>>18880020I hear thatGo away for half an hour and come back to a fucking disaster thanks to bad choices and some fucking moron not knowing when to stop rolling
So, gonna need to find a way to appologise to Ursula for this instead doing the whole blaming shit.
rolled 47 = 47>>18880029Goddamn seriously? Calling out people on their grammar, wow.
>>18880029NO ONE FUCKING CARESWE DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOUR STICK UP THE ASS GRAMMAR NAZI BULLSHIT FUCK OFF WITH IT BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES TWO SHITS ABOUT CORRECTING PEOPLE IN THE GODDAMNED INTERNET YOU FUCKING NO LIFE ASPIE CUNTBAG
>>18880016No. You're fooling yourself, because there is no "good time" to tell someone that you so thoroughly betrayed the trust of someone you claimed to love.
>>18880029Fuck yourself>>18880030Get another drink and hang in there>>18880020>>188800311) Find a straw2) Suck it the fuck up3) Stop malingering
>>18880006Hardly "What she doesn't know won't hurt her," you're right, that's moronic and altogether too optimistic.I mean it as a secret shame never to see the light of day, shared between us and Erica. Something to be hidden, possibly forgotten by us, as we are terrified of it ripping apart our family. Which it does have the potential to do.Similar mindset, different motivation. And while I wholeheartedly agree it's not something a good adult relationship should have in it, our character is NOT an adult except in emotional scar quantity.
>>18879075http://poll.fm/3obidpoll/petition to bring back 7:00/9:00 theads
>>18880030We have been basically since you showed up and started roll-spamming these threads. I assume, of course, that you're talking about the discourse and metaconversation in these threads. The threads themselves are, of course, pretty much par as far as the entire quest is concerned.
>>18880047There was a better one than when and how we did itWe basically waited until the perfect moment to fucking destroy her trust in us with it
>>18880043You seem to be very angry. That's a childishly hyperbolic reaction.
>>18880047That sentence got away from me a bit, but my point stands.
>>18880043>GRAMMAR NAZIThat would be more true if he was getting on his ass about 'who' vs 'whom' or something. 'Of' vs 'have' is actually pretty fucking terrible.
>>18880054Dude ive been here since the beginning, i just recently found a name though. but yes fuck dice.
I TOLD YOU THERE WILL BE FEWER RELOADS NOWI TOLD YOU SO GUYS.FUCK THOSE PEOPLE FOR TELLING HERpersonally, i think ursula is reverse trolling.
>>18880061Because I am not even the person he referenced and it pisses me offI can write better than the guy he referenced, so can most of the world probably, we don't really give two shits about trying to be a big man and look good on the internet by correcting people over itIf it bothers you that much ignore the semi illiterate anon because he isn't going to learn anything about grammar from 4chan
>find someone to spar with.You walk around, your sword on your back.You are a fighter, and having your blade clash against another seems like just the thing you need right now.Out here in the quad, students and personnel alike walk around going about their business.Under a tree near the gym, you spot a long haired woman sitting demurely.Near her, a blonde woman in an expensive looking suit is practicing with a sword.It was an invisible sword, hidden by swirling wind and bent light.Well, it wasn't invisible to your magic eye of course.You walk up to them.[ ]let us fight[ ]let us drink
>>18880077>You finally turned the damn thing off until it's neededFrom the bottom of my heart, thank you.
>>18880093Both.
>>18880093Let us fight, we will drink after we fight, after we forge bonds of camaraderie through swordsmanship.
>>18880093[x]Let us Fight
>>18880093[x]let us fightBecause the correct order is first you fight, THEN you drink.
>>18880093[x]Let us FightWe are the hero of Japan! We must hone our skills.
>>18880093[x] Both. In order. A spar, then a drink. 'Tis only appropriate and befitting us.
>>18880093[ ]let us fight
>>18880088Nigga, trust is important. Fucking up is bad. Hiding the fact that you have fucked up is worse and will only cause bigger problems later.Doing it in the first place was the mistake. Telling her was damage control and we got buttfucked by the dice, but it wasn't going to be pretty either way.
>>18880093Fight
>>18880093Fight now, loser pays for drinks.
>>18880093japs vs britsround 1[x] FIGHT
msquesterhere, the one who started the petition pollso LG, how many days do we need for you to consider out petition?
"Good afternoon." you tell them "I coudn't help admire your skill with that sword of yours." you tell the suited one, "perhaps we could spar?"She looks at you, and then looks at the white haired-woman under the tree."Go ahead Saber. Do as you wish." the woman tells the blonde.The one with the invisible sword turns to you."I am Saber, and I would be honored to cross sword with you.""I am Sakamoto Mio, the Hero of Japan." you tell her with a bow. "Thank you for honoring my request."You draw your sword.The two of you stare at each other for a long moment, each gauging the other.[ ]make first move[ ]let her do it.
>>18880198[x]make first move
>>18880198[x] Make the first move.Fortune favor the bold!
>>18880198Let her make the first move, she's going to rely on us not seeing her sword, that'll give us a damn good advantage.
>>18880198The hero of Japan strikes first!
>>18880198[x]let her do itand let her think we can't see the sword.
Hey, all things considered, the trolling was great fun until we rolled a one twice. The reactions were wonderful, and Erica's NOPE was hilarious.We had some fun and then we broke Ursula's heart and made her question if she was capable of being in a polygamous relationship.
>>18880197What petition?
>>18880235Nah she's questioning whether she can be in a relationship with us specifically, the polyamory isn't the issue, us being a dickbag is.
[x]make first movewe are japs, we charge with our swords even against heavy machine gunsBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>18880235Actually we don't know if any of what you said is true so farI think it far more likely she is questioning why the two people she cares about most can do something so cruel more than if she can be in a polygamous relationship
>>18880257Not really. She knows we aren't a dickbag and that we probably just let Erica drag us along with her.The relationship was already precarious, so now she's questioning the wisdom.
>>18880274What of the relationship was precarious?We all were happy she is probably just asking how Erica and Hayate could be so stupid to do something that woud hurt her that much, and how Hayate who she thought would never hurt her has done just that
>>18880261racist
>>18880245dis un.>>18880053
>>18880302But kind of true for the time.It would have been more accurate if Mio was Imperial Army, rather than Navy, though. Navy tended to be a little more level-headed than their army counterparts (except when it came to battleships. But then, every Navy at the time had Admirals who couldn't see that the age of the battleship had already passed).
>>18880263The thing is that she knows Erica. She knows that we wouldn't have done it to hurt her, but the emotional turmoil she's going through shows that she obviously can't help but feel offended. It's hard to be in a relationship with more than one person and the "I'm not sure I can do this anymore" implies preexisting concerns, which indicates the nature of the relationship is the issue, as we've made no mistakes with her otherwise in the past.
You guys know she is most likely to run into Trude in the time we spend as MioWe need Hayate to go and fix shit now
>>18880261Speaking of which i recently figured out that the japanese in ww2 were the original imperial guard. What with their mass charges and shouting for the emperor (roughly).
>>18880325"I'm not sure I can do this anymore"isn't necessarily applicable here, might be though.Either way we clearly need to do something about it, not immediately, but soon.
>>18880325Except you are applying a random tweet to something that has happened about two weeks sinceWe have no clue what the fallout will be so stop posting that like it will happen already and when we get to Hayate we sort shit outRemember when that was tweeted it came with others that mentioned the bench which meant it leant very heavily towards Hina or Perrine
>>18880325>"I'm not sure I can do this anymore"...she never said that, bro.
>>18880296It's pretty perfectly explainable why Hayate did what he did.He's the happiest he's been in forever and a half, minus the whole Naru thing. To him, this is a prank because he hasn't really had much of a reality check. So when he runs around being a dick to make with the self-funny, he's not really thinking ahead to the damage he may cause.I say this is a good thing for him. This damage we can ease. It won't be easy, but it can be done. It'll give him some perspective too, as far as what pranks are safe, and which are an awful idea.
>>18880352Except it's the players not the character who needs a reality checkThis is a "Hayate breaks down completely thanks to PTSD" path waiting to happen
>>18880352You know, I think we all learned something here today.
>>18880342>>18880340>>18880338The tweet is the basis for the "We just lost Erica" issue. If it doesn't apply, then fine, she's angry for a good reason, but things are recoverable.
>>18880379>"We just lost Erica"I think you mean Ursula. And yes, that tweet is almost two weeks old. Someone posted it either because they're dumb or a troll.
>>18880367I was just thinking about that. I can imagine him hunched over in a corner, staring at nothing for hours and days, only responding to others with "I didn't mean to..."Hell, it'd probably even touch on the original fallout with A-tan, and that'll REALLY fuck his mind.
Also about earlierPanacea cures or reverts all majaikal effects, it would be useless otherwiseThe ToSyate situation came about because the potion was improperly made and reacted with the panacea causing it to halt mid effect
>>18880367I generally have good enough faith that I think it applies both ways.
>>18880384Ursula, yes. Sorry, it's hard to tell twins apart.
>@HerrStephen Let them eat cake!Gentlemen, we've made a reservation, whether we wanted to or not, at the Shit Sandwich Buffet.So sit down, shut up, and fucking dig in.
>>18880379It never applied because it was part of a series which mentioned the benchWe haven't done anything with her involving a bench the tweet referred to either Hina or Perrine because it was linked to our playing for themUrsula is justifiably pissed beyond all measure with Hayate and Erica right now so when we regain control we need to go sort it out, if that includes her nearly killing us then that's the price we pay for the massive derp and bad rolls
>Erica and Hayatte do something childish>they are in the bodies of childrenActually, I know the pill doesn't effect our own abilities, but what about mental maturity?
>let her do it.You wait, watching your opponent shift her body slightly.She comes at you with a horizontal slash from the waist.You parry it upwards with your katana and bring the blade down.She steps to the side and evades it easily.You find yourselves again in a staredown.After another moment you make the first move.A straight thrust towards her heart.She blocks and swings the pommel of her sword around towards your face.You duck under it and sing upwards, she brings her blade down at the same time.Sparks fly as the two weapons clash, steel slides against steel and the guards of your blades lock together."You fight well." she tells you."And you do too." you return the compliment.She pulls her blade down and gives you a salute.You sheathe your sword and bow to her."It has been an honor Sakamoto-san." she says to you.You majaikally pull out a bottle of sake out of nowhere."I hope you would honor me further with a drink. you tell her and her companion.
>>18880417Not at allIt would be useless to the bureau of it did
>>18880417Nope, time to cowboy up and accept the consequences, no excuses we fucked up.
For all the argument that she is gonna leave you seem to be forgetting one important thingShe is so pissed off because she wants to be with us and have kids with us and we stepped into that situation the worst way possible
Alright I have to crash, so i'll leave this out,it's my rough draft for an apology to Ursula.tweak where necessary, and best of luck.>Ursula I know that your extremely upset with me, and I dont expect that you will forgive me anytime soon, I know that I'm probably the last person you want to talk to right now, but I have to apologize for what I did to you. >I took things way to far and I ended up hurting one of the most important people in my life. I acted like a complete and total ass all for the sake of a few cheap laughs at the expense of my friends and family.>I want you to take as long as you need to calm down, and I want you to know that I am willing to spend the rest of my life making this up to you.I dont feel like an "I love you" would be appropriate, but maybe something in a "I made me really happy that your not opposed to the idea of having kids" or something along those lines.>>18880421God damnit drunk Illya. Drunk Shirou. Oh gods no.
>>18880457True that. She's upset, not breaking up with us, because she wants to be the mother to our children. Given that she feels that way, we'll have to fuck up a LOT harder than that to be rid of her.
>>18880421welll....that was..... uhmn.... "meh" sparring.....if you could even call that sparring...
>>18880469>Taking responsibility and not blaming EricaYou are an alright dude, anonymous.
>>18880469>your>toAside from those sorts of typos, it's written in a thoroughly un-charming and halting way. I really don't like it. It's overblown and too dramatic. Just apologize like a real goddamn person. You know, by saying that we're sorry, it's our fault, that we weren't thinking, and that it won't happen again. We're not drafting a bloodly letter here.
>>18880482ONE HIT. ONE KILL.Both parties sparred mentally.
>>18880489*sigh*
>>18880487I learned from the master. Besides blaming others for your own faults is cowardly.
>>18880496it as more like a greeting, for me than anything else.well whatever, LG just buying time for an ursula cliffhangerword of note to those people discussing about it, save it for next thread.
>>18880514speaking of plot delay, have not heard about susan for quite a while
>>18880501Not that guy, but he is right. Apologize once. Clearly state what you fucked up, how, why (briefly, no excuses), and that you will not do so again. Otherwise effect return to status quo.Pledging a lifetime of servitude and begging for forgiveness and self deprecation doesn't help, and in experience, chicks really don't dig it, even the hopeless dramatic romance types.
>>18880489>>18880538I agree with the assessment of these two.
We didn't miss a 'WAT DO' or a 'ROLLEM' did we LG?
>>18880538I'm not disagreeing with him, actually i totally agree. It's just the way he responded to it.
>>18880421 Time for drunk Saber?
>>18880489>>18880538I thank you for your criticisms on my rough draft.
>>18880573all of my guptas.
>>18880572Fair enough, you've got a point.I think first anon with the drawn out apology is a cool guy and I appreciate his effort, but I have done similar things with real women and refined my approach to one that has worked better for me in practice.
The combat exercises with the freshmen proved to be quite the experience.Your new body was performing optimally but you still had some close calls.It was kinda fun singing and dancing with the Idols though, even if the memories that brought up wasn't exactly enjoyable.---------------------------That afternoon, you, Hina and Erica went back to class and the Dude ran a new simulation.And you found yourself in a weird city called Infinicon.The maid's uniform you had on fit right in with the weird atmosphere, noone even batting an eye at your bunny ears.After looting the safehouse for whatever equipment you might need, your team of four head back down to the streets to begin searching for the Rouges. WAT DO OH MISTRESS BUTLERS?
>>18880512it makes me sad how the show makes it painfully clear just how bad Ned is at westeros politics. in the book at least you kinda had the hope he was going to succeed in getting joff off the throne, but in the show it's like 'damn, you are so bad at this, you are so going to get stabbed in the back'
Guys, I… I'm just… very disappoint.
>>18880606anything but going to any restaurantsmaybe a bar, for a Computer cafe to dig out some infoheck maybe apply to the maid cafe's
>>18880606Begin questioning the locals at the nearest last sighting of one of the rogue agents.
>>18880606Stop by that cafe and get something to eat/show some pictures around?Also we never did find out how the rest of the class did in the sim.
>>18880624Yeah we know. Chin up bro.
>>18880606>Infinicon againNOPE. That was a bitch to get through once, I'm not staying to get through it again. Good night, I'll check the archives when I wake up, see you at 2200 tomorrow.
>>18880606Same as last time, statehouse then search for locals who might know
>>18880624Yeah, I'm kind of done as of the "return to Infinicon". Normally Femyate's pretty fun, but I just can't do it right now.
>>18880648hold that ride bro, i am coming with.
>>18880659>>18880648honestly, this quest is almost always "read only" for me.More fun to watch a train wreck than be in one, after all.
>>18880633ignore any flier girlsi do not want to meet naru in this universe
>>18880624Eh, only Sues win every time.
>>18880685This wasn't about winning or losing this was about avoiding the big fucking "BAD END TURN AROUND" sign that everyone was too busy being stupid to read
>>18880606start questioning friendly seeming locals. say we're looking for our exes, (same team set up right? three rouges, three girls and Gai)
>>18880685That doesn't mean that characters HAVE to make mistakes, especially since we're the ones making the choices.
>>18880695Not really. Everyone besides Ursula gave a good reaction.In character, Perrine's reaction probably bolstered our confidence a bit, though.
>>18880645Yeah, I just needed to say it.
>>18880725Yeah because we hadn't told anyone but Perrine and we told her up frontShe would of had a worse reaction if we had done the same thing
>>18880725>Everyone besides Ursula gave a good reaction.That's because they haven't found out about the candies or the trick we pulled on them yet.And Perrine, we told her up front that it was us, so we didn't try to pull anything on her.Just because we got away with things for now, doesn't mean that we won't have to face the consequences down the road, like, say, when Mike tells Mio about Melmo's candies when they meet.
>find information>find some locals.You walk around the streets with your team.As you pass by a building made to look like a Victorian manor, a small brown-skinned maid walks out of it and grabs your arm."HEY YOU. YOU'RE LATE FOR YOUR SHIFT!"She says as she drags you inside.Gai and the others follow.------------------------------------You found yourself in the same establishment listed down in the work ID you had as part of your cover.[MAID CAFE HANAUKYO] it was a large cafe, one that could accommodate hundreds of customers at a time.It seems like a good place to mine for information.And you would do it like a boss.>if anyone is wondering why there is no SHOGUN scenario,>raymond had Naru looking for a japanese male.>YOu as a female, and gai with his helmet on didnt trigger any flags.>so no ramen-gumi for you.
>>18880731You really think Sakamoto wouldn't have laughed?Trude would be annoyed, but she'd also probably be too embarrassed to flip out.
>>18880685It's not about "winning," it's about making the proper choice. In my opinion, fessing up to Ursula, regardless of rolls, was not the right choice.That, however, is passed, and we don't need to go back in to it.
>>18880741Hmm...this would mean little to no local support, then? That would make things much more difficult.
>>18880754I think the whole thing was the wrong planWe had always said when we did this family were off limits some of us looked far enough ahead to see why this would be a bad idea
>>18880736Mio has probably already forgotten the event even occurred.
>>18880773You think she's retarded, then? Already forgotten about it?
>>18880769I don't disagree, but we really don't need to go back into it.
You are Perrinne Clostermann, a witch in the BureauAnd you just saw what your son might look like.It was wonderful, holding him like that.It was amazing, more than you could describe.You anticipate the day that it would come true.
Hey LG, can we get the flowchart for this series of events once they're resolved? Like you did for the lunch scenario way back in the beginning?
>>18880793>FIRE!
>>18880785He just thinks she's a horrible drunk.
>>18880773Oh wait, you meant Sakamoto.No, she'd just find it funny and probably get back at us for it later.
>>18880793>wouldNOT 'WILL'as in NO BABY IN HER BELLY YETi think that means she's not pregnant.i think.
>>18880741pheromone time.while servicing ask the customers about any info about the rouge agents.try to flirt with them if they are hesitant, and blast them with pheromone ray
>>18880815if THIS is the proof LG's been trolling us for so long.Honestly, well done.
>>18880825i mean, i have no clue.i cannot not overanalyze the word choice there.
>>18880815Don't give in to the trolls, Lookout. Be strong.
>>18880817like what every /a/ssholes says...SLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Dammit, this is all Erica's fault. How dare she suggest such a thing.
>>18880842A man is supposed to be the leader of his household.Hayatte should have said no.
>>18880815 we decided not to 'prank' Perrine, she knew it was us. It stands to reason that even if it was Hayate's kid it wouldn't look exactly like him. Therefore 'might' is the proper word even if she was with child.
>>18880863Actually she thought we were her son at firstShe asked if we were Rafale
>>18880801this chart?Its pretty simple this time around.Well, not really.
>>18880892Thanks LG.Looks like Mike and Kyon would have been auto-fails.And all other paths eventually lead to them being angry at us.
>>18880918Nah we tripped the angry path for UrsulaWe avoided it with Trude and Mio which is surprising
You are Katsura Hinagiku, A bureau trainee.They called you Mommy.You liked that.You liked that a lot.Now you're lost in fantasy.
>>18880927>mio>angryI doubt she's deep enough in our swag to care that much.
>>18880881until we corrected her right away, before further misunderstandings (on her part anyways) could arise)
>>18880927>We avoided it with Trude and Mio which is surprisingHahahaha NOPE.We haven't revealed it yet and as such we are not yet at that impasse.
>>18880944Well Mio is hit and miss stillTrude I am amazed was too dumbstruck to make any real connections before we ported out and is still teetering on edge of I beam enema for Erica and Hayate unless we handle things with both Ursula and her extremely carefully
>>18880953Trude won't be willing to admit that she even considered the possibility of having our child and will claim she was just playing along.
>>18880892>>18880197please atleast say you are aware of this.....
>>18880892>Everything leads to angerSo boned
>>18880941Looks like Hina will be serving us our first course tonight.
>>18880892atleast there are 2 choices under anger.hoping one of them does not mean leaving us...lost naru + ursula breakup + nanoha leaving = hayate mental fortitude breaking down
See, the reason trolling Ursula specifically was a bad idea was because none of the other girls were really all that invested in Hayatte. It was really a weird choice on Erica's part, though I think she did it as a way to introduce her sister to the lab.
>>18880972Everything lead to anger as a bad endNotice the mid point paths end there at unknown which it looks like falls into self fulfilling prophecy territory
>>18880998I think it was because she pranks her sister occasionallyThis was just worse because instead of just getting mad at her sister she got mad at us as well which is why it was so much worseWe will sort it out on way or the other>>18880997That would probably be an extended reload since he would probably end up catatonic
>>18880997you are forgetting all the women that you confessed on trolling them.but hey every ending has a new beginning, ask rance.erica will always be with us atleast...maybe....
You know at this point msq is like a drug addiction, i'm fucking tired of the paranoia and the bad ends and emotional roller coasters. But i can't fucking quit it. Fuck it im out, i'll read the rest in the archives tomorrow.
>>18881027If Ursula left I doubt Erica would stayShe loves us but she loves her sister more
>>18881027You're really overreacting to the trolling thing. Ursula was a bad target for the joke, but the rest were good selections.
>>18881027and once erica also leave us we go full homo/bi on keima.....
You are Ursula Hartmann, A witch in R&D.And you stormed out of the room.They pushed the wrong buttons.They turned the wrong knobs.They shall see.
>>18881065Quite probablyOnce we let her cool off a little and go explain things hopefully she will not neuter or kill us and we do something special for her to fix it
Ursula possibly leaving was mostly based on a twitter thing that was from a while back.If she'd really leave Hayatte for one bad joke after he's been nothing besides the perfect gentleman for their life together so far...
>>18881057This goes for everybody: It helps if you try not to take it too seriously, and keep reminding yourself that in the end it's just a very elaborate fanfic. Just try to keep it at an emotional arms length if you start feeling like it's wearing on you.Also works with works of horror when you start to get too freaked out. Take yourself out of the film or game and remind yourself that it is a film or game.
>>18881082Basically, remember that you're looking at a screen, and not at real people. Good advice.
>>18881074Welp.Gentlemen.We are about to either suffer the eternal pains of a woman scorned...or be so out-trolled we will have no desire to ever do so again in us.This cannot end well.
>>18881074Oh good, she just intends to murder us.I was worried that she was angry.
>>18881074Welp she has gone to get another Chailgun prototype time for us to run to another dimensionCant't teleport or hide in the bottle
>>18881074dear diary,this will probably be my will before, ursula forcibly open my chest and stomach to "donate" my organs.first the beach globe, i hope the other girls will keep it..then my familiars. probably be dead w/o me, still i want to mention them on my funeral
guysguysguess whatwe still have to test Ursula's new strikers.I'm out. leaving this here for when our women start to leave us.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7tkCJiHQM0
>>18881104I sure hope so. We have at least another reload left.
Dammit you idiots, why'd you have to tell Ursula?Now it's all going to go to hell and Froggy'll lose the tadpole from the shock.
NEXT TIME ON MSQ: Immelmann TurnNew thread at 2200 4chan time.>clocking out early>headed to sister's place for the evening.>LOOOOL CLIFFHANGER.
>>18881119We have a dozen bare minimumProbably closer to 16-18 given the rough guidelines LG has posted
Guys. Guys.Ursula is getting some character development out of this. We should be glad we chose to troll her, given that we haven't spent enough time with her lately.
>>18881133You do realize this is a German girl, right? They have neutral evil tendencies, and she's a tech genius, so our survival across even multiple reloads is not assured.
>>18881133>character development>everyone we pranked will hate us>Froggy loses tadpole>Hayate goes into eternal ptsd/shock circle
>>18881144>everyone we pranked will hate usExcept they won't.
rolled 34 = 34>>18881074I... I am honestly afraid.
>>18881158you should be. germans are like, half-reaper or something. they are born to kill. and she's a woman scorned. a woman scorned german.
>>18881122>Immelmann Turn>Dogfighting maneuverWe gonna get shot at.
>>18881176Possibly while in the test strikers
>>18881144It amuses me that people think the double critical failure of Ursula will bear any resemblance to the reactions of the chill Mio, and the obviously unwilling to admit she was fooled for even a second into believing she'd been knocked up by Hayatte of all people Trude.Honestly, this'll probably count as a boost to their relationships.
>>18881176>>18881180Oh godThat's exactly what's going to happenShe'll be all 'Yeah I'm mad but I can deal with it like a mature adult. Now get airborne so I can learn something from these. Oh, and leave your device and any other source of majaik here, I don't want them interfering with my sensors.'Then, when we're a mile away from anything that could help us, 'Oh, I also have a new AA system I want to try out. I don't have any dummy rounds that fit it, though, so, yeah, try not to die. Too quickly.'
>>18881214Strikers need our device to funnel majaik throughI forsee her getting the chailgun and chasing us though
>>18881214One can only hope it'll be something simple as that.Also, fitting music?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNtJ_gjwTlE
>>18881214With this, I wonder how she intends to get back at Erica for masterminding the whole thing.
>oooh somebody saw right through me. good work anon.Running off timestamps, and assuming it's not the overly-obvious NO TADPOLE FOR YOU, >>18881133 has it.So, let's try to avoid patronising her and just explain that we expected people to just flip out over this stupid joke, rather than react favourably.>>18881246She'll probably just dye her skin blue or something.
>>18881214You really think she's a Big Fat Liar fan?
On a side note I don't know what it was about the infinicon missing but it seemed pretty despised
>>18881336I didn't enjoy it and I am not even sure why reallyWhen it looked like we had to do much with ToSyate I started losing interest
>>18881336Hmm?No, Infinicon was one of the best Arcs.It just had some painful fallout when we failed to bring Naru into the real. Sort of.
>>18881384THIS.People just didnt want to deal with losing her again.
>>18881384It had the lowest average posts and people seemed to not be that bothered with it until LG introduced Naru as a full character that we hattedI really wanted to spend more time in the larp forests and get some use out of the +5 mace of i win signed by Gary gygax
>>18881336Eh, it's a shitty setting with shitty factions and shitty situations all round.The mission, as far as I'm concerned, was fairly okay, just that much concentrated shit in one place dragged it down.I didn't really enjoy it that much. Also, LG seems set on making Naru a robot maid, which I just find dumb seeing as she has a fully developed human intelligence. She'd really end up as a cyborg ninja maid.That's completely different.
>>18881406>lowest average posts and people seemed to not be that bothered with it until LG introduced Naru as a full character that we hattedI'd argue that this was more because it was a fairly straightforward scenario with less room for arguing, and that we went back up... because, well, the ethical issue with Naru hatting resulted in a lot of arguing.To each their own, however. I liked it a lot.
>>18881406well possibly people just didnt get the setting?I liked it.has me wondering how itll translate into rogue trader
>>18881436It actually was quite open and we could of gone about it many ways but people just seemed to go with whatever came up first
>>18881435>shitty setting>Infinicon
>>18881443Probably horribly if you run RT by the bookOr depending on how you run your RT games maybe brilliantly
>>18881461I'm not saying the setting is shit, but that it includes a lot of shittyness.I mean, we climbed a literal wall of dicks.
>>18881461Opinions are all validPersonally I don't much like the setting either, it seems bland and quite boring from how I see it and even in a comedy game would be quite forced
>>18881476I liked the inclusion of the Wall of Dicks.>>18881477Fair enough. I mean, this quest alone is something I love, yet inspires grand amounts of rage in a good number of /tg/ posters.
>>18881494And tearsEnough tears to feed the massive hunger that is LG
>>18881494Yeah the wall of dicks was coolAs was the purple penetrator of troll slaying Erica got
rolled 26 = 26Man, I really want to let it drop, but goddamnit, I'm still mad about choosing to tell Ursula about the prank. Regardless of rolls, it just wasn't a good fucking idea.
>>18881435>Also, LG seems set on making Naru a robot maid, which I just find dumb seeing as she has a fully developed human intelligence. She'd really end up as a cyborg ninja maid.>That's completely different.Reads the same to me.Naru is Naru.So fuck you and your semanticsAnd we still don't have confirmation of a robot body for her.Kraus might just find an item to boost our Majaik so we can keep her corporeal.Wait..Lemme find that Idea Note thing LG posted way back.I remember something interesting in it.
>>18881511He has stated majaik boosting items are rare as all hell and generally outside the means of students and many agentsMore than likely we will get a robo maid and a way to use the house to power Naru
>>18881510She would have found out eventually.With this, the aggressive reaction is actually better, as it implies she just wants to get even. If she were lying somewhere in a pool of tears, it'd be far far worse.
>>18881511Found it.>Susan given new device>Derived from KrausAs far as we know, Naru is in Kraus right now, sleeping.And Kraus did say she could be put into a blank device.
>>18881510It only ended up so bad due to the rollsI wanted to try and find a better way to do or not tell her but thanks to help, derp and dice gods loving our delicious tears we got what we gotMore than likely she was ending up pissed to some degree unless we got a 100 this is just immediate and directed at both us and Erica
>>18881533Except there is no such thingAll devices are created with a personality in them
>>18881515Naru only really needed power to keep her body physical.If we transfered her into a gynoid body, then itll only need as much power as it is required to keep that robotic body functional.
rolled 2 = 2>>18881524Eventually, certainly, but, it was the wrong time. After the youthening had worn off? Fine. While still young, and she's dreaming of mommy-hood while holding us? Not so good.>>18881540I still maintain it wasn't the right time.
>>18881545But what if we could step into the process, before the personality is introduced into the device.
>>18881551Kraus implied it didn't work that way, but he didn't outright call a blank device impossible.
>>18881550I am not disputing thatThe whole thing was fucking retarded beyond all measureThere was a reason during the planning for this once we first found out about the candies we decided we should not prank family membersEveryone who posted during it seems to of forgotten that and rode the train right into idiotville
rolled 65 = 65>>18881566Man, we're just sayin' the same damn thing.I'm just too damn mad about it, still. I'mma finish reading SWQ and go to bed.
>>18881566Yeah, I wanted to prank Trude, and that was about it.Did we actually intentionally troll Ursula, or was her being chosen the result of a roll? Because I don't actually remember voting for Ursula or seeing anyone suggest it.
rolled 49 = 49>>18881588Trude was good, Sakamoto was good. Really, everything till Erica went, "Derp, let's do Ursula, too!" was good. But then Erica derped at her sister.
>>18881602What I'm asking is if we the players chose to troll Ursula, or if LG selected her randomly.Because if it's the latter, this is only our fault insofar as we chose to go on a trolling spree at all.
rolled 41 = 41>>18881618In so far as I can say, it was all LG.Now, I'd say it's fairly in character for Erica to have done it, as far as I know her character, but it was all LG, as far as I can tell.
>>18881618>>18881602>>18881588It was railroaded but no one spoke up
rolled 21 = 21>>18881635Of course not, the lulz votes were strong tonight.I'm also kinda pissed about how things went early in tonight's SWQ session, as well. But no matter. Tesla makes everything better.
>>18881641I am more disappointed that LG basically resorted to railroading our decision on it, yes no one argued against it but there was no "maybe this is all a fucking terrible idea" option
I'd say the main mistake was for telling her.If we waited till the candy wore off, and she wasnt in the midst of mommy dreaming, we could not have saddened her
>>18881678She probably would of been pissed either way
rolled 51 = 51>>18881678Yes. Just what I was trying to say earlier.Any way, I'm out. Over due on sleeping.
>>18881672The vast majority of people were in favor of the trolling spree, myself included. And as many people have already said before, it really wasn't a "fucking terrible idea" until Erica decided to troll Ursula.We should have spoken up, but it wasn't railroading. I can sort of see her making that mistake.
>>18881694It was since he gave us no option to troll her or not troll her and I s with the trolling spree just not on family
>>18881719You are with Erica.The queen of trolls.Would she have given you a choice?
>>18881719Fair enough, but in the end, it did help LG collect more tears.We had people assuming that everyone who Erica and Hayatte trolled would react the same way as Ursula, and predicting that everyone would abandon us over it.
>>18881738We're gonna need more buckets through the night
>>18881735Even she can be reasoned with, or we could of blown it as soon as we saw them, there is always a way out>>18881738I thought he would of had enough from the last week to be honest
>>18881754LG updates once a day.There can never be enough tears to fuel that sort of commitment.
>>18881749Will this do?
>>18881749>>18881781No wait.This should be the thing.
>>18881798Move that label to the ocean and we should be fine.
>>18881770Actually he may pick up twice a day again, if things pick up
Gentlemen. The infinite MSQ cycle.
>>18881831I sort of hope not.I love this quest, but once a day is already insane, and I'm not sure how he wouldn't burn himself out. Doing it twice a day would probably result in a plot quality decrease.Nevermind that it'd annoy people who don't frequent this quest.
>>18881804Something like this?
>>18881854He did it right up until his breakPlot quality was about the same just we had more time for trolling
>>18881854he's been doing it before for the whole first 80+ threads.i'm sure he has atleast another hundred in him
>>18881857You'll also note that he ignored the petition.This is probably because he's too tired to even consider such.
>>18881873He hasn't ignored it, he acknowledged it during an earlier threadAlso he probably doesn't care too much, if things progress enough he will go overtime if things don't or he wants a cliffhanger to cause a flood of delicious tears he will do it
>>18881856Accurate, if slightly pessimistic.It'd be more accurate to show msq as a leaky submarine that occasionally sprays the inhabitants in the face with the contents of the ocean around it.
>dafuk i cant post on 4chn from this house?Anyway If #msq is reading this I love those diagrams also petition was not ignored.plate just full
>>18881894Das Boot?
>>18881906>.plate just fullI guess life has caught up with LG
>>18881967Yes.>>18881906>>18881880Ah, I didn't know he responded at all. Wasn't complaining, just assumed he was avoiding it because of... well, some people think it's more polite to just not respond to some things instead of risk getting into an argument over them.
I remembered just as the fervor was dieing down.When we were planning the child trolling, didn't we want to go see "Aunty Trude," not "Momma Trude"? I think that's the change that sent the whole plan into BAD IDEA territory.
>>18882078It was a toss up between mommy Trude, aunty Trude and Trude oneesan
You guys knowNow we have had our fun trolling and once this is all overLG is gonna pull this on us for real
>>18882408you lost some words.PULL WHAT?
>>18882462This whole time travel lost kids shtick
>>18882468Like that "lunch with" Keima thing?inb4 idol twins tell us they were spending their afternoon with a blue haired girl and a blonde boy.
>>18882521Well I thought actually finding the girls with them or somethingOr Keima walks up with a gaggle of children calling him daddy / mommy Keima
>>18882553OR we get Trude raping us.While Mio waits her turn.
>>18882614That's a givenI am talking about LG trolling us
>>18882553And an expression of utter exasperationElsie is present with a fire truck construct giving the kids rides
Man we totally missed the opportunity to visit aunty Madoka and aunty Vita thanks to this whole thing, we also didn't get to mess with Ami and MamiWould of liked to troll them as well
>>18881082>It helps if you try not to take it too seriously, and keep reminding yourself that in the end it's just a very elaborate fanfic. Just try to keep it at an emotional arms length if you start feeling like it's wearing on you.You're entitled to your own opinion, but I feel that this results in players not considering the consequences of their actions on the story, and that it leads to a flippant style of play.It'll be like being that guy at the gaming table that's playing minecraft on his laptop during combat or during conversations with NPC's.Sure, some people can devote attention to what's going on and give proper consideration to choices even as they remain emotionally detached, but that doesn't apply to everyone.
