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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: 大砲を発射する Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/26/12(Thu)22:02 No.18876715  
    These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    'J where are you?' you ask him.
    'In the library sir.' he answers.

    "Erica, J says he found something I need to see. Wanna come?" you ask her.
    "Sure." she says as she gets up and brushes the sand off her.

    The two of you walk back up to the house.
    As you do, you make a mental note to install an elevator up from the beach.

    You arrive at the doors to the library, your familiars are waiting there for you.
    "Sir... Madam... If you wouldn't mind me asking, why are you children?" J asks.
    "An excercise in class earlier, It should wear off soon." you answer.
    "So what did you find?"
    "Right this way sir..." He says as they lead you deeper into the library half-filled with books and tomes.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)22:02 No.18876725
    rolled 65 = 65

    Fuck yeah
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:04 No.18876742
    >Monstergirls Quest
    >Succubus Thread
    Well, there goes Thursday out the window.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:07 No.18876809
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:09 No.18876836
    I think robo-maid.
    Though it puts us in a difficult quandary.
    We need to check it to see if it's just a complex VI, or a true AI, but the longer we test it, the more and more likely our latent data manipulation MAKES the robo-maid into a full AI, and we can't just wipe it to make room for Naru.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:11 No.18876879
    Wait theres a Strike Witches Quest? Where?
    >> Lookout 04/26/12(Thu)22:11 No.18876881
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    whatever it is, it's possible that it's Eva's "housewarming present."

    LG I am ready. Do your worst.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:12 No.18876901

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:13 No.18876910

    >6.12 sicscon
    sooo... does hayate have a sister? or is this about Trude?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:13 No.18876917
    You already missed one whole thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:14 No.18876941
    >does hayate have a sister
    Susan, when she gets here.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/26/12(Thu)22:19 No.18877017
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    You pass by shelf after shelf of books.
    Whole sections of them were missing, taken out by the previous owner of the house.
    "We haven't actually entered it sir," J explains to you as you walk
    "We only just found the door."

    He stops you in front of a shelf filled with a large collection of classical literature.
    All of the books were leather bound and glorious to behold.
    "That book sir. It's the switch." J points to a copy of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein.
    Two shelves above it was the very same book, possibly the real one.
    You pull down on the one that J pointed out.

    There was no dramatic creaking, no sound of large gears moving.
    The whole shelf just moved inwards and slid to the right quietly and smoothly, as if it were skating on ice.

    You, Erica and J step inside.

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:19 No.18877025
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    Probably one of Chachamaru's extra bodies, which leaves me conflicted. On one hand, it's one of Negi's girls, at least physically, and might be a bit awkward for him and us.

    On the other hand, she's a tall busty bot who's armed to the teeth with built in weaponry, and comes standard with thigh highs. I mean, goddamn, look at her.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:20 No.18877045
    rolled 73 = 73

    Zorro Cave?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:20 No.18877053
    rolled 77 = 77

    come on big money no whammies
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:21 No.18877055
    rolled 58 = 58

    Come on, robo-maid! We need a bigger household staff if we're going to keep this entire resort clean.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:21 No.18877068
    rolled 79 = 79

    >> Lookout 04/26/12(Thu)22:22 No.18877080
    rolled 87 = 87

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:22 No.18877084
    rolled 26 = 26

    I would be happy with this. Unfortunate that it's dependent on the dice.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:23 No.18877098
    rolled 75 = 75

    The room where lost things end up. Piles and piles of missing socks are the most common thing, but there are treasures to be found if you look hard enough.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)22:23 No.18877101
    rolled 62 = 62

    Good things?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:23 No.18877104
    rolled 85 = 85

    Except /tg/ will never let us have that nice of a thing: let alone LG.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:23 No.18877107
    rolled 3 = 3

    Rolling for something not terrible I hope
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:23 No.18877109
    Nice rolling blokes.
    Hope you're ready for CRITFAILS EVERYWHERE later.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)22:25 No.18877129
    rolled 85 = 85

    I know i am.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:25 No.18877132
    rolled 88 = 88

    hopefully they'll happen in AC quest instead of here.
    But we have nowhere NEAR enough karma for that to be probable...
    >> Lookout 04/26/12(Thu)22:25 No.18877139
    not falling for that one, no sir.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:26 No.18877143
    rolled 13 = 13

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:26 No.18877149
    rolled 85 = 85

    All of my hate.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:27 No.18877166
    rolled 80 = 80

    Sure is 85 in here tonight.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:28 No.18877180
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:28 No.18877190
    Fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:29 No.18877199
    You motherfucker!
    >> Lookout 04/26/12(Thu)22:29 No.18877202
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    rolled 89 = 89

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:29 No.18877204
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:29 No.18877208
    I've said it once, LG, and I'll say it again. Your critfail policy punishes players for wanting to participate.

    That being said, that many 85's and over, and people should have already stopped rolling.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:31 No.18877234
    It punishes players for trying to game the diceroller and keep rolling until a 95 or above eventually comes up.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)22:32 No.18877260
    rolled 79 = 79

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:36 No.18877310
    rolled 76 = 76

    >rolling 70's and 80's everywhere.
    >keep rolling because you're a fucking imbecile

    well, lets hope for a 100
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)22:38 No.18877333
    rolled 92 = 92

    Nat 1's erry day all day.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)22:38 No.18877343
    rolled 56 = 56

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:38 No.18877345
    We DO tend to get more nat 1's than nat 100's.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)22:39 No.18877363
    rolled 14 = 14

    Not close
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:39 No.18877369
    rolled 6 = 6

    Did we get infect with the fucking retard virus that affected HLQ players or something?

    We used to know when to stop fucking rolling
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:40 No.18877375
    I liked the "first 5 rolls" rule he used to follow. It restricted the randomness of the dice somewhat.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:41 No.18877388

    17 people rolled, 0.99^17 = 0.8429. The chance of rolling a 1 was about 16%.

    Criticals are not a rare occurrence.

    If 10 people roll, there is a 9.5% chance that one of those rolls is a one.

    If 15 people roll, there is a 14% chance that one of those rolls is a one.

    If 20 people roll, there is a 19% chance that one of those rolls is a one.

    The same chances apply to 100s.

    Given that so many people enjoy this quest, I don't think the current policy with regards to crits is a good one. It allows one person's bad or good luck to nullify everyone else's participation. It allows a plan that people have been developing for a long time to fail for no other reason than random chance. It punishes participation for no good reason.

    LG, please consider changing your current policy with regard to critical failure and success.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)22:41 No.18877402
    rolled 20 = 20

    how low can you go.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/26/12(Thu)22:42 No.18877413
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    Inside you found what you could only describe as a mad scientists laboratory.
    With dull grey walls, and a white tile floor, it occupied as much floor area as the library hiding it.
    Not a spec of dust was in the place, the airtight hidden door preventing any particles from coming in.

    There were beakers and flasks, clean but haphazzardly arranged on the counters.
    Equipment, whose use and function you can only hope to fathom, was everywhere.
    Large Teslacoils stood in two corners of the room, the copper and steel shining brightly.
    A whole wall was dedicated to a large console studded with buttons, dials and gauges.
    You have no idea what it does.

    And in the middle of the room was a table.
    There was something on it.
    Something that had been carefully covered with a sheet.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:42 No.18877420
    rolled 95 = 95

    No changes

    We take it as we get it but we make sure we stop rolling once we have rolled decently so shit like this stops
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:42 No.18877421
    rolled 33 = 33

    Welp that sucks, hope this be the 100 we need to cancel it out.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)22:43 No.18877427
    rolled 97 = 97

    But then there is no fear of failure, no matter what we will always at least scrape by.
    >> Lookout 04/26/12(Thu)22:44 No.18877445
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:44 No.18877449
    Your plan relies on /tg/ following a set of rules, AND being quick enough on the refresh to notice when a good roll has been made.

    Both of those suppositions are false.

    Then you have to factor in people who deliberately try for bad rolls, and fools like Fritz who leave the dice on because they're too lazy to take them off.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/26/12(Thu)22:45 No.18877456
    rolled 15 = 15

    there is no policy.
    I just take 1's IF the situation allows for humor.
    OR if it allows for story advancement.

    that being said...
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:45 No.18877464
    rolled 51, 74, 31, 4, 54, 15, 5, 56, 75, 74, 85, 80, 54, 7, 80, 46, 71, 36, 13, 43 = 954

    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:45 No.18877465
    rolled 6 = 6

    Awww man....
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)22:45 No.18877468
    rolled 71 = 71

    I was talking, not rolling. I just happen to keep my dice on all the time.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:46 No.18877474
    What do you mean there's no fear of failure? If everyone rolls 20s, we can fail. It's just if everyone's rolling 80s and one random person gets a 1, we shouldn't fail because of one person's not-even-particularly-bad luck.

    Why, exactly, should LG not change the policy? Why should we try to work around a bad policy, when it's so easy for him to just change it?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:46 No.18877488
    And you continually risk a nat1 whenever we roll for no good reason.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:47 No.18877510
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    Gentlemen.... BEHOLD! I present our LAIR!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:48 No.18877522
    Because he has stuck with it the whole time and you change it one and people will expect it
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:48 No.18877531
    rolled 53 = 53

    Meh, he already went over his thoughts here>>18877456 Don't worry about it...
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:48 No.18877534
    relaxe, he's not gonna actually act on an uncalled for roll, unless he thinks it'll be hilarious. Just lay back and enjoy it.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)22:49 No.18877545
    rolled 17 = 17

    Its like playing russian roulette with a 100 round revolver. What can i say, i like to live on the edge.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:51 No.18877577
    Welp, we found where Hakase worked... so that's either Chachamaru or Chacha Zero. Here's hoping for the first.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:51 No.18877582
    What, you mean people might start expecting their questrunners to be rational people, and alter their actions based on reasonable argument? We can't have that, no sir.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:51 No.18877586
    >What can i say, i like to live on the edge.
    Please, go ahead and fellate a revolver then. I'm sure that will be just thrilling for you.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:54 No.18877633
    Really? REALLY?

    We have a fucking lair and everyone is ignoring this? Why? It's fucking cool that we have our own Alchemy Lab now!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:56 No.18877652
    Hey, buddy.
    I don't think this is the quest for you.
    I don't think any quest is the quest for you.
    I think you need to get laid, and maybe sit down and think about what's really important to you, because you're taking this shit far too seriously.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:56 No.18877657
    Actually, the Alchemy Lab is one floor up and three rooms over. We just need to buy the equipment.
    This is obviously a Robotics and Crimes against Nature and God Lab.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:57 No.18877675
    And you can go put a shotgun in your mouth.
    He said he likes to live on the edge, he can very damn well live on the edge. And die on it.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:58 No.18877688
    Calm yourself homie.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:58 No.18877689
    The best kind of lab.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:58 No.18877691
    It's why I said lair aswell. Woo crimes against god and nature.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)23:02 No.18877746
    rolled 92 = 92

    Russian roulette is fun
    (with blanks pointing away from you of course)
    , take a shot if it goes off .
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:03 No.18877755
    A lab capable of creating crimes against nature....
    Experiments using our swag maybe?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:03 No.18877757
    But that's not Russian roulette. Where's the risk of death?
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)23:04 No.18877765
    rolled 100 = 100

    Hurray for crimes against nature!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:04 No.18877776
    Welp, Crimes against Nature it is then!
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)23:04 No.18877777
    rolled 81 = 81

    Alcohol poisoning.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:04 No.18877779
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/26/12(Thu)23:05 No.18877784
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    Curiosity takes hold of you and you move to uncover whatever it was on that table.
    As the cloth fell away, you find that it wasnt really a table.
    It was a rectangular pedestal of steel.
    Welded to the floor, it would be imposible to move it without using force.
    Wires ran from it under the floor, possibly connected to the console on the wall.

    And on this pedestal was a pile of parts.
    Some look like hydraulic pistons, some looked like giant cathodes.
    There were gears, man were there gears.
    All shapes and sizes, some looking like they were ripped out of a car's transmission.

    But the weirdest thing in that pile was an arm.
    A clean bloodless arm.
    It looked so realistic you thought someone had it chopped off.
    But upon closer inspection it wasn't real.
    Metal bits and wires were sticking out of the cut part.
    The pale white. skin was a rubbery but warm coating.
    Around the wrist was a ring of steel.
    Inscribed on it was the number 15 and nothing more.

    You think if this was some form of advanced prosthetic arm, or possibly parts of a robotic experiment that was never completed.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:05 No.18877785
    I believe the dice gods have spoken.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:05 No.18877786
    Good job, Fritz.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:05 No.18877788
    >Experiments using our swag maybe?
    That would definitely fall under crimes against God and Nature. It would also mean the Doctor and the Director getting mad at us, rather than just annoyed.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:07 No.18877814
    Well it's a start I guess.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:07 No.18877815
    Make mental note to bring Ursula down here so she can get her Mad Scientist on. I think she'll really like this room.

    Is there anything else interesting, such as research notes or journals lying around?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/26/12(Thu)23:09 No.18877833
    >oops forgot to add
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)23:10 No.18877853
    rolled 41 = 41


    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:10 No.18877854
    Get Ursula down here ASAP, and proceed with mad scientist laughter.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:11 No.18877865
    Check for anything else interesting.
    Thank Jakob and the others for being so thorough as to find this room.

    Also, around what time is it?
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:11 No.18877871
    Find Ursula, she knows more mad science than we do.

    Before we do that check around for notepads, journals, computer terminals, data storage and the like.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:11 No.18877879
    rolled 96 = 96

    Agreed. I think everyone stands to gain if Ursula is allowed this room. Especially if she gets inspired by the arm. I wonder if we should put a Stamp in here...
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:12 No.18877884
    Get J to call Ursula, say theres some crazy shit happening in the library, we can troll her, then show her something cool.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:12 No.18877888
    Summon the Science Witch, and proceed with investimigationing.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:13 No.18877895
    I think were inside our home, we had our own library.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:14 No.18877910
    I thought this was in the school library. If it's in our bottle home, all the better. And I'm keeping that 96.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:17 No.18877958
    Welp, we got a work room for Ursula now, just hope it has sound dampening or something so it won't disturb Yuki's Library.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/26/12(Thu)23:22 No.18878041
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    As you look around the room for any possible notes or journals the previous occupant might have kept, you speak to Jakob

    "J, thank you and the guys for finding this. I would not have know this was here if not for you."
    "It is nothing sir. To be honest it was all blind luck, actually. Master Ted was checking the books when he saw two copies of Frankenstein. As he checked them out to see if they were really the same, the room opened." he explained.

    You find nothing. No notes. No papers. Just more parts, equipment and a whole lot more buttons.

    You exit the lab and the hidden door closes automatically behind you.
    The time is 6pm, Ursula and Nanoha should be coming home by now.

    "We have to show Ursula that room." You tell her twin.
    "She will cream herself." Erica grins. "But fiiiiiiiirst..."
    She again places the glasses on you.

    "Nanoha says they're on thier way back, I've asked her to not tell Ursula about the age candy." her grin widens "this will be fun."
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:25 No.18878077
    "Oh, you little devil-child, you. I wonder if our daughter will be as much of a handful."
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:26 No.18878088
    Oh shit, are we still blond? This should be fun.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:28 No.18878114
    Yup, she'll either faint or hug the SHIT out of us, I'm fine with either.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:28 No.18878121

    kage bunshin no jutsu
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:31 No.18878170
    Not gonna happen

    Narutoverse got juiced

    People can stop referencing the cancer of cancers
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:33 No.18878196
    Glomp Ursula, and tell her that we were caught in Daddies lab, then lead her down.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:34 No.18878230
    NOPE. That shit won't fly, we have say it's HER lab for a more believable lie, or take her to the Alchemy Lab instead.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:35 No.18878241
    ... you magnificent bastard. Let's do this.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:38 No.18878288
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    IS MY LAB!
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:38 No.18878294
    >Implying we totally are not going to monkey around with her in this lab.
    >Long into the night, making her coffie as she perfects her mechanical marvels.
    >As we pass her a mug of coffee we get lost in her eyes
    >Make hot passionate oil-scented love till morning.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:38 No.18878296
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    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:42 No.18878350
    We will be monkeying around with everything in there at some point
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:42 No.18878351
    "so any way we found a lab, follow me"


    "so what do you think?"
    "ursula are you ok?"
    ursula then nod to her sister
    erica grabs you from behind, as she do this ursula starts walking toward you
    "he-hey what are you guys doing?"
    erica:"you know teacakes.... we are not twins for nothing you know.... the biggest difference is i show my affection openly and don't hold it in.... my sister on the other hand..."

    ursula now on her knees goes for your zipper
    ursula:"this is my thanks hayate~"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:44 No.18878383
    We kinda keep the sexyness to implications, fade-to-black, or humorous.

    LG doesn't write fapfiction.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)23:44 No.18878384
    rolled 6 = 6

    Little known fact: motor oil doubles as personal lubricant.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:44 No.18878386
    keep it in your pants yo
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:46 No.18878404

    >ace ventura

    my sides and nostalgia
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:47 No.18878427

    well he clearly is not LG
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/26/12(Thu)23:52 No.18878483
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    Minutes pass.
    You and Erica fine tune your story and hide in the kitchen.
    You also get the familiars into the act.

    The sound of the front door opening and the footsteps in the main hall tell you that they've arrived.

    On-cue, you and Erica run out and jump onto Nanoha and Ursula.
    "Mommies! Mommies!~" you saw as you hang onto Ursula and Erica does the same with Nanoha.
    "We were so scaared..."

    Ursula is taken aback by the two kids in the house.
    She is also surprised at how they looked like you and her, but with different hair.
    NAnoha fakes surprise like a pro.

    "Wha-?! 'Mommies'?" Ursula asks you. "Who.. Who are you?"
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/26/12(Thu)23:53 No.18878494
    rolled 92 = 92

    Well that doesn't mean you can't fap to it anyway but i digress, we keep it classy up in here.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:55 No.18878553
    "Don't you recognize me mommy?"
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:56 No.18878555
    Now we cry into her chest, and explain it all.
    >> Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)23:59 No.18878598
    Mommy you're mommy-ursa, why don't you remember me. Cry into her, we'll give it five minutes before we drop the act.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:03 No.18878665
    >bunch of people forgetting what the first ten threads were like
    >mon visage quand
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:08 No.18878753
    Eh. What can you expect from them?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:10 No.18878796
    Pretty sure they were filled implications and fade to black...
    Maybe you should go back and read Maid Quest if you've forgotten how fapfic is written...
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:10 No.18878798
    They were still fade to black, if I remember.

    There was just the INNUENDO with Erica, that one time.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:12 No.18878827
    It wasnt outright fapfic but it was a lot more descriptive innuendo than what that guy posted
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:13 No.18878839
    Not to mention Tsukino who we seem to have forgotten about was pretty much how far can you push innuendo

    Until we head into the bakery again

    Still want dem buns
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/27/12(Fri)00:13 No.18878842
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    "D-don't you recognize me mommy?" you ask her, your lips quivering, tears pooling in your eyes.
    "Mommy-Nano, Why are you small?" Erica asks the other girl. "Specially here." She adds with a squeeze of the younger girl's breasts.
    "Wha?!" that was a genuine reaction to getting fondled.
    You begin bawling.
    "BAAAAAAWWWWWW Mommy doesnt love me anymore!"
    THis of course causes Ursula to panic.
    "Wha..? Wha... Mommy? Me?"
    "Mommy-Ursa is being mean! Hans is only scared since we were playing in your lav without permission..." Erica tells her, as she gets off Nanoha and walks towards her twin.
    "Lab? Hans? What?" Ursula says totally bewildered.

    "Yeah, your science place. We were looking for you or daddy when we pushed this button on this thing, an then there was this pretty blue light, an then everything was different. An then unka J found us and gave us juice!" Erica telsl her.

    "Wait... Wait... I.. I'm your mommy?" She asks finally getting a thought in order.
    "Your Hans' mommy-mommy, my mommy-mommy is mommy-Ecka." Erica says with her hands on her hips. "But you're still our mommy-Ursa."

    "I... I... I have a son?" she looks down at you.
    You tone done the bawwing to some sniffs and sobs.
    Ursula's eyes are full of confusion, and amazement.
    "I have a son. With him." she hugs you.
    "I have a beautiful son with Hayate...."

    You smile up at her, she smiles back.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:15 No.18878864
    I'm worried we might do some damage when we tell her the truth. I say we let Erica take the blame for this one, use her as a human shield if necessary.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:16 No.18878870
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:16 No.18878874
    I agree. She'll probably feel really let down when she learns the truth.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:16 No.18878877
    And now the candy wears off.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:18 No.18878896

    we are so missing one kidney once we tell her.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:18 No.18878899
    >"I have a son. With him." she hugs you.
    >"I have a beautiful son with Hayate...."
    They all want our man-seed.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:18 No.18878900
    I wouldn't say that we throw Erica in front of us for this.
    But have her be the one to explain. Ursula seems to really like the idea of having a kid, and she's going to be pretty saddened when she finds out is was just another of Erica's jokes.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:19 No.18878916
    They must never know.

    This idea was a bad idea.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:19 No.18878918
    We're going to have to soften by saying that our fondest wish is for this to happen. That this is our eventual goal and that we're sorry for deceiving her. But if she likes she can hold us like her future son for as long as she wants.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:19 No.18878919
    Then comes the sex-without-condom-ing.
    Everybody wins.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:20 No.18878934
    Now is not a good time yet. We should wait a little longer before making kids.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)00:21 No.18878958
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    rolled 65 = 65

    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:22 No.18878967

    "thank you so much ursula for the organs you donated, especially that one heart, heck i thought it was alien's heart given how powerful it is. tell me where did you get such a fine donators?"

    "my ex-boyfriend. and twin sister"
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:23 No.18878975
    If Erica doesn't feel kinda shitty yet, she should.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:23 No.18878978
    'Erica, we don't say shit to anyone, this never happened... I can feel my organs screaming in terror.'
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:25 No.18879004
    given how every girl is ok with kids, i think perrine's baby will be fine.

    just hope thy don't want any once perrine is finally on the family.....

    >who am i kidding they are going to rape us 24/7
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:26 No.18879011
    We could say that it was one part trolling on Erica's part, and one part 'how will the girls react to having kids'.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:27 No.18879032
    Strapped to the bed and force fed.fertility drugs until they all get what they now realize they want
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:28 No.18879048
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:29 No.18879067
    I don't think thats a good idea. People generally resent being tested without their knowledge, especially with something as emotionally intense as this is.

    Mio was okay and Trude was okay, because we're not in a relationship with them right now, but we're gonna have to do some apologizing to Ursula.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/27/12(Fri)00:29 No.18879075
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    "Waiiit... What lab?" Nanoha asks Erica after told to do so mentally.
    "Mommy-Ursa's sciency room!" She says as she grabs their hands and pulls them down the hallway. "It's in the librey!"

    Erica shows them the hidden switch and leads you all inside the hidden room.
    "Its diferent now, earlier when we were playing, before Hans pressed that button, there wasnt so much bottles and stuff. An there was more mekanikal thingies." she says as the two other looked around.

    "What button did you press?" Ursula asks as she still holds you.
    "I dunno." you answer.
    "It was Mommy and Daddy's Tie-Machine. That's what they called it once. It was this funny box with a clock, and it had lots of lights on it. I dunno what it ties up though." Erica tells her.

    "A time-machine? We built a time-machine?" Ursula whispers softly as she examines the console on one wall.

    "Who else are your mommies?" Ursula asks you and Erica suddenly.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:29 No.18879083
    This is my fetish.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:30 No.18879089
    That's a given
    I think we sort of broke Trude though
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:30 No.18879090

    don't think we need fertility drugs, given all of us are still on our teens.

    trust me, its the peak of human fertility.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:30 No.18879093
    Have Kraus print out a list of the female students in our year.

    Give it to Ursula.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:31 No.18879098
    Eject. Eject.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:31 No.18879106
    Yeah... Blame everything on Erica.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:32 No.18879114
    You know them alredy Mommy, why you being silly?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:33 No.18879117
    "Mommy Mio, Mommy Ecka, Mommy Hina, Mommy-mommy, Mommy Nanoha, Mommy Froggy, Mommy... Mommy-mommy I-I'm running out of breath, Kwaust print off a list pwease."
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:33 No.18879118
    "There's mommy-Ecka, and mommy-mommy, an mommy-Nano, an mommy-Hina, an...why are asking, mommy?"
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:33 No.18879120
    We could start listing a bout 10-20 different girls we know and then start making up names. But honestly we should probably start listing off names and in the middle of the names we tell her the truth and try to mollify her rage with hugs and assurances that this is the future that we truly want.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:33 No.18879126
    "Hina-mommy and Ecka-mommy and Ursa-Mommy and Nano-mommy and-"
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:34 No.18879129
    >all these girls are suddenly overtaken with maternal thoughts
    >getting ready for some action
    >do so
    >put condom under sink faucet
    >it's leaking
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:34 No.18879131
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:34 No.18879132
    rolled 74 = 74

    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:34 No.18879139
    Yes! Second!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:37 No.18879160
    The only way we dont die.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:38 No.18879167
    >repeat with a decent statistical sample from the 40 lb. box of condoms.
    >all leaking
    >Kraus: "I GUESS YOU'RE FUCKED."
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:38 No.18879172
    Do not mention Kraus, No way our kid would have the same device as us, and we're supposed to be too young for a device anyway
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:39 No.18879175
    Mommy ecka and mommy ursa and mommy perry and mommy Mio and mommy nano and mommy trude and mommy hina and mommy ami and mommy mami and mommy keima etc until we feel it is enough trolling
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:40 No.18879183
    >mommy keima
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:40 No.18879186
    "mommy keima who's sometimes daddy keima but I don't really get it."
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:42 No.18879197
    And Mommy Mio says to call her Daddy Mio and say Daddy Yate is Mommy Yate, she's weird but she loves us so it's ok.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:44 No.18879222
    ... We are going to have a very confusing family tree.

    Family reunions are going to be ridiculous events.

    I don't think even the Emperor of Brittania had as many kids as we'll end up having.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:44 No.18879226
    I know It's probably too late for this but I have a few staff ideas
    Anders, from Dragon Age
    Sgt. Reznov
    Quoth the Raven
    Charles Xavier
    Susan, from Diskworld
    Cpt. Price
    James Bond
    Sgt Avery J. Johnson, from Halo
    Professor Farnesworth
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:47 No.18879250

    Those are people that the Transpace Guard would hire on as agents, not people we would bring on as butlers with our salary.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:48 No.18879261
    I think he means Bureau staff.

    I'd like us to get Musical Combat Training from a certain boy named Johnny.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:48 No.18879265
    I think he meant as teaching staff of the Bureau. Not our Household Staff.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:52 No.18879290
    Fifthing? We need to survive.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:52 No.18879295
    Susan has in fact been a nanny/housekeeper. She did exceedingly well at it. Oh, and she also bludgeoned the monsters in the closet into submission with a poker. I don't know about you, but deaths adopted granddaughter is someone I would trust the house and kids to.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:53 No.18879303

    My bad.

    >learn from a boy named Johnny

    Lessons from the child who bested the Morningstar himself in a contest of skill? We would fell ARMIES with our music.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:53 No.18879305
    She doesn't quite strike me as the easily recruited kind of person.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:55 No.18879315
    Hired, though, very likely. She's also been a school teacher.

    The Discworld equivalent of Ms. Frizzle.


    Is Ms. Frizzle working for the Bureau? Please, LG? Pretty please?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:55 No.18879322
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    And what could people like the Sgt. Johnson or the very dead Sgt. Reznov, who fought with guns, teach magical users?

    Also that Holmes better be these ones.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/27/12(Fri)00:56 No.18879326
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    "You know them already Mommy, why you being silly?" you ask her.
    "Everyone is mommy!" Erica adds. "And sometimes, Mommy-Keima is Daddy-Keima. It's fun."
    Ursula's eyebrow goes up at this, but says nothing more.

    She puts you down, but still keeps a hold of your hand.
    The four of you leave the lab and head into the sitting room.
    "Have you seen your Daddy after that blue light?" she asks you
    "Nope. We only saw unka J and unka Ted and unka Lo. They say Daddy is still at work." You answer.
    "I see, I hope he takes this surprise in stride." She looks at you for a long time, then leans over and hugs you again.
    "You are a beautiful, wonderful boy. I can't wait to have you." She says softly in your ear.

    'this is getting out of hand.' You mentillate Erica.
    'want to tell her?' she asks.

    [ ]tell her
    [ ]don't tell her
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:57 No.18879334
    It wouldn't be easy, but it would be worth whatever it took. Plus, we would likely get to meet Death. Charming fellow.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:58 No.18879340
    Tell her, we'll need her to cover for us if the others come to visit and wonder where we were during this time. That and I'm feeling kinda bad about this.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:58 No.18879346
    No way we can keep it from getting out eventually. Make Erica tell her.

    Apologize profusely.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:59 No.18879350
    I think it might break her.
    And then she might break us...

    But I can't think of a good way to get us out of it...
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)00:59 No.18879355
    Shit, this is a hard choice.
    [x]tell her
    Have Erica break the news, we'll run interference/hugs.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:00 No.18879357
    Language skills, weapons training, survival, space combat. Also how to be a total badass without using magic.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:00 No.18879361
    Alright, time to face the music. Keeping this going is just going to hurt us/her more.
    [x]tell her
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:01 No.18879366
    [x] "And I can't wait to have YOU."
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:02 No.18879372
    Tell her
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:03 No.18879380
    Do you mean panacea?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:03 No.18879381
    >all this buildup
    >finally progress to where we're actually having kids, married and the whole 9 yards
    >miscarriages, stillbirths, SIDS, severe deformations, retardation, disabilities
    >so much pain and sadness
    >turns out our dad was a cheap bastard and bought our underwear from Ukraine, near a certain plant
    >our seed is poison
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:03 No.18879389
    >everyone panicking OH GOD THIS IS GETTING WEIRD
    >not fixing everything with the POWER OF SWAG
    You guys
    The butler
    Guys, come on
    The butler is undeterred.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:03 No.18879391
    I think that panacea makes body-altering potion effects permanent.

    Do not take it while morphed.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)01:04 No.18879395
    rolled 54 = 54

    [ ]don't tell her
    If we tell her she will die inside a bit, blue light and invisibility.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:04 No.18879397
    Power of SWAG is only effective on a 90+.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:05 No.18879399
    No, it's supposed to literally always fix them. The Susan thing was an unheard of fluke.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/27/12(Fri)01:05 No.18879405
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    >tell her.

    You hug her back.
    'can you break it to her?' you ask Erica.
    'Yeah, sure. I'll do it.' she answers.

    "Ursula..." Erica begins, dropping the childish tone "We.. We're sorry. This is all a prank that seems to have gotten away from us."
    "What?" she asks
    "It's Hayate and me. We actually had some age changing candy in class. We've been running around pranking people with that time travel story." she continues to explain.
    "So.. None of it was real?"
    "No. Sorry." you tell her.
    The expression on her face changes a number of times in half a second.

    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:05 No.18879410
    We've got a whole institution filled with mad magickal scientist and you think that they can't handle making a little bit of artificial sperm from our DNA?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:06 No.18879415
    rolled 29 = 29

    Rolling to avoid organ sales.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:06 No.18879417
    rolled 9 = 9


    Aw shit she was so happy
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:06 No.18879418
    rolled 87 = 87

    oh boy here we go
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:06 No.18879420
    >She fucking knows.
    [x]Tell Her.

    Know what that father from Beelzebub does, the flying prostraition? We do that.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:06 No.18879422
    rolled 60 = 60

    "We're sorry. I'M sorry, Ursula."
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:06 No.18879425
    rolled 8 = 8

    If we roll a 1, we'll lose Ursula. How terrible.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:06 No.18879426
    rolled 26 = 26

    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:07 No.18879427
    i'd say
    [x] don't tell her
    and find a way to gtfo.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:07 No.18879430
    rolled 1 = 1

    Ursula, you're going to make an amazing mother and while it isn't real now, that doesn't mean it won't be real in the future. I love you and I want to build a future like this together with you and everyone else.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:07 No.18879432
    rolled 32 = 32

    I'm sorry.

    But to be fair, it probably will happen anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:08 No.18879435
    rolled 65 = 65

    Man I feel bad. That or she knows.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)01:08 No.18879436
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    rolled 77 = 77

    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:08 No.18879437
    rolled 10 = 10

    Rolling for swag.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:08 No.18879439
    Ahhh, fuck. . .
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:08 No.18879441
    rolled 84 = 84

    She knew the whole time and is about to burst out laughing.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:08 No.18879442
    rolled 48 = 48

    She's going to tie us down and fuck us until we give her a baby, isn't she?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:08 No.18879443
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:08 No.18879444
    rolled 12 = 12

    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)01:09 No.18879448
    rolled 44 = 44

    Not dying
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:09 No.18879452
    rolled 96 = 96

    We've gotta have faith.

    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:09 No.18879453
    rolled 23 = 23

    oh fuck man
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:09 No.18879454
    rolled 96 = 96

    get that 100, please.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:09 No.18879456
    rolled 39 = 39

    We need a hundred.

    If she breaks down fully we take the blame, and make it up to her.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:09 No.18879457
    rolled 46 = 46

    You motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:09 No.18879460
    rolled 35 = 35

    yeah that about sums it up

    shit time to drink
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:10 No.18879461
    Double 96's.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)01:10 No.18879462
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    rolled 42 = 42

    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:10 No.18879465
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    >hfw she build her own son from the parts we wanted for Naru's body
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:10 No.18879466
    rolled 15 = 15

    2 96's must be good.
    >> !H9t0.FLonc 04/27/12(Fri)01:10 No.18879467
    rolled 21 = 21

    double 96, near, but not enough.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:10 No.18879468
    This might be close enough.

    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:10 No.18879470
    rolled 31 = 31

    Before this river
    becomes an ocean
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:10 No.18879472
    rolled 59 = 59


    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:10 No.18879473
    rolled 48 = 48

    Shit, this early in the rolling and we already have a one?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:10 No.18879476
    rolled 15 = 15

    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)01:10 No.18879477
    rolled 54 = 54

    All of the 100's ever
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:11 No.18879485
    rolled 74 = 74

    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:11 No.18879492
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    We brought this upon ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:11 No.18879493
    rolled 21 = 21

    Dicegods gonna One.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:11 No.18879495
    rolled 66 = 66

    "Don't worry. If this was any indication, you'll be a wonderful mother. And I'll make sure you have plenty of chances."

    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)01:11 No.18879496
    rolled 80 = 80



    Only a 100 will negate a 1
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:11 No.18879499
    rolled 51 = 51

    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:12 No.18879503
    rolled 66 = 66

    Oh god help us we're fucked
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:12 No.18879507
    rolled 54 = 54

    We have no hope.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:12 No.18879508
    It is all fun and games until the doctor comes in with the real children from the future, and informs us it wasn't all a joke
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)01:12 No.18879512
    rolled 18 = 18

    never gonna stop.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:12 No.18879513
    rolled 18 = 18

    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:12 No.18879514
    Derped and rolled a d20.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:12 No.18879515
    rolled 2 = 2

    Failure seems to be our constant companion now.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:13 No.18879520
    rolled 1 = 1

    Quiet. You'll give him ideas.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:13 No.18879521
    Would now be a good time to reiterate >>18877388 ?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:13 No.18879522
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    rolled 71 = 71

    There is one they fear... the double critical failure.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:13 No.18879524
    If you're going to spam rolls, at least stop namefagging. It's annoying and rude.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:13 No.18879528
    rolled 28 = 28

    Oh dear.
    >> !H9t0.FLonc 04/27/12(Fri)01:13 No.18879529
    rolled 24 = 24

    YOU ! double 1 now.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)01:14 No.18879530
    rolled 78 = 78

    You know what fuck it i don't even care anymore.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:14 No.18879531
    Derped again.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:14 No.18879532
    Oh god I'm so sorry for this roll.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:14 No.18879535
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:14 No.18879536
    rolled 88 = 88

    My 100s are rolling on their own
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:14 No.18879537
    rolled 38 = 38


    Give us some more time, LG

    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:14 No.18879540
    rolled 17 = 17

    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:14 No.18879541
    Yep, the flying Prostration is all that will save us.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:14 No.18879543
    rolled 72 = 72

    Not with rolls like that we don't.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:14 No.18879544
    rolled 83 = 83

    Double-crit failure.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:14 No.18879547
    rolled 60 = 60

    The dice really hate us lately.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:15 No.18879551
    rolled 23 = 23


    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:15 No.18879554

    Alright I'm going to go to bed and find a new hobby because this one is now causing me physical pain.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:15 No.18879555
    rolled 67 = 67

    So I've noticed.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:15 No.18879563
    rolled 41 = 41

    Dice gods hate me
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:15 No.18879564
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    Game over, man. Game over.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)01:15 No.18879565
    rolled 65 = 65

    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:15 No.18879567
    rolled 7 = 7

    Yeah, this is going to be Huehuehue.

    Luckily, we still have a few more beads left.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:15 No.18879569
    rolled 94 = 94

    Rollin for hat trick, FUCK THE POLICE IT CANT GET WORSE
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:16 No.18879570
    We still have some reloads left right?

    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:16 No.18879573
    rolled 61 = 61

    Welp, we're boned.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:16 No.18879574
    rolled 19 = 19

    And thus ALL THE FUCKS were given!

    Let's try and do this calmly and if all else fails toss Erica at her yelling it was all her!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:16 No.18879578
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    rolled 69 = 69

    Well, that's it gentlemen.

    It's been an honor serving with you.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:16 No.18879579
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    rolled 13 = 13

    We lost Ursula HA HA!
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)01:16 No.18879583
    rolled 83 = 83

    Why didn't we say no, oh god why?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:16 No.18879584
    Frankly, I'd welcome a HUEHUEHUE. At least if we reload, we won't have permanently destroyed our relationship with Ursula.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:16 No.18879586
    rolled 91 = 91

    Yeah. Can't remember how many though.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:17 No.18879588
    Maybe, maybe not. What we DO have is a gun and our own unprotected skull.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/27/12(Fri)01:17 No.18879590
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    "You.. You tricked me..?" she asks in a low voice.
    Her arms letting you go.
    "We're sorry. It was all a horribly thought out prank. We didnd't mean to hurt you." you tell her.
    "You played me! You gave me false hope!" fuming, she gets up on her feet.
    "Do you have any idea how crushed I feel right now?! Do you know how much it hurts to know that the two people you trust the most would do this?!"
    Erica tries to say something, but she gets cut-off as Ursula continues.
    "NO. NO YOU DON'T. All you care about is having fun, tricking people! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I FEEL LIKE RIGHT NOW."
    With an intense look of hurt on her face, she storms out of the room.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:17 No.18879592
    >Luckily, we still have a few more beads left.
    It might not end in death. It might just end in complete and utter failure.
    LG did say that he wouldn't be reloading as often anymore.
    We're going to have to live with our failures now.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)01:18 No.18879599
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    rolled 59 = 59

    teabeam to the face then reload.
    >> !H9t0.FLonc 04/27/12(Fri)01:18 No.18879600
    a reload might be usefull now.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:18 No.18879606
    >Do you know how much it hurts to know that the two people you trust the most would do this
    umm... over and over again. This is our department.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:19 No.18879609

    We have to do something. Probably a lot of things. This is some serious shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:19 No.18879611
    rolled 91 = 91


    That was worse than a reload. A lot worse.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:19 No.18879612
    Hmmm, a reaction like that means she's been feeling insecure about something. We should go have a talk.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:19 No.18879614
    >double ones
    >bring up that twitter post
    >"I... I thought I could do this, but I can't. Not anymore."
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:19 No.18879616
    I think this is where the other shoe begins its slow free-fall of despair
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:19 No.18879620
    >"Do you have any idea how crushed I feel right now?! Do you know how much it hurts to know that the two people you trust the most would do this?!"

    Yes actually. More than anyone.

    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:20 No.18879624
    rolled 6 = 6

    Oh dear, rolling for last ditch effort to heal wounds of soul...
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:20 No.18879625
    rolled 87 = 87

    Rolling to see what we'll lose?
    1-50: Ursula
    51-100: reload
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:20 No.18879628
    Kinda this.

    We LIVED misery.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:20 No.18879633
    >Oh we failed time to kill ourselves.

    Fucking cowards! We fight this. We made this bed, let us sleep in it.

    We give her an hour, then talk to her. Open up more about our parents, betrayal is our childhood, and suffering is our Forte. We got this.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:21 No.18879637
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:21 No.18879638
    I say we swallow a tea laser at full blast.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:21 No.18879641
    rolled 82 = 82

    Let's try that again.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:22 No.18879647
    We should probably wait until the candy wears off to talk to her.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:22 No.18879654
    [x] reload?

    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:23 No.18879657
    Time to try to fix this mess we've gotten ourselves into.

    Look over to Erica and Nanoha.
    "I'll go talk to her. We did go a little too far with this."
    Give Ursula an hour to calm down a little, then we go and find her, and apologize.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:23 No.18879658
    It's what the hour is for.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:23 No.18879659
    'My life was shitty' can only work so many times, and I think we're past that point by now.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:25 No.18879674

    Mio is just going to straight up kill us.

    Trude will probably be so relieved that she'll forget to kill us.

    This was so much funnier in my head.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:25 No.18879675
    LG said that the training wheels were off now that we're in Advanced Class. Did you think that we'd be able to reload our way out of any situation?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:26 No.18879685
    Or they just rape us and get it over with.

    Trude is still gonna kill us when she gets that medical report from McNinja though
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:27 No.18879700
    Congratulations, everyone. We just forgot the glue when building our house of cards.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:28 No.18879707
    So... I missed a thread. Remind me whose brilliant idea it was to go along with this in the first place? This could only ever have ended in fuckups.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:29 No.18879715
    Erica's, I think.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:30 No.18879722
    Everybody thought it was a good idea.

    /tg/ can't resist immediate enjoyment at the cost of later pain.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:30 No.18879727
    Yep Erica's.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:31 No.18879738
    To be honest, quite a number of us, myself included. We'd been planning on this for a long while once we learned about Melmo's candies.

    Of course, we'd assumed that it would all work out, that we could never fail, that there wouldn't be consequences for our hubris. After all, we're the butler whose swag is unparalleled!
    And then the house of cards came crashing down.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:32 No.18879750
    In character, Erica's.

    Out of character, no one voiced a dissenting opinion when the "become a little kid, pretend to be time displaced future child" discussions came up.

    Or they were shouted down, I don't remember.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:33 No.18879759
    >Everybody thought it was a good idea.
    I think it was more that everyone thought it would be a fun idea, and didn't stop to consider if it might be a good idea or not.
    As you said, we can't resist immediate gratification regardless of the consequences.
    >> Lookout 04/27/12(Fri)01:33 No.18879761
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    not everybody.
    I have never thought this was a good idea.
    great job guys.
    you picked the most emotionally intense thing to trick a woman about.
    and then we tricked one of the family.
    let's remember this the next time we want to go balls to the wall trolling.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:33 No.18879762
    I'm a little surprised at Erica misjudging how Ursula would take this so badly. You'd think she'd know her twin well enough to know how she'd react.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:33 No.18879767
    I was going for 'be a small child near Trude until she molests us' but instead it turned into 'pretend to be everyone's kid in a way that will lead to all kinds of terrible consequences'
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:33 No.18879768
    rolled 3 = 3

    I'm just thankful that people realized how bad an idea it would have been to do this to Perrine.

    Rolling for Future Yate to show up with the real kids, and call us a dumbass.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:34 No.18879770
    Personally, I thought we should have stopped at Trude. Possibly also trolled Sakamoto and Keima.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)01:34 No.18879776
    rolled 91 = 91

    I wish i had liquor right now the situation calls for it, of well paycheck tomorrow then i can stock up.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:34 No.18879784
    Eh, I'm going to blame it on the pair of nat 1's and move on with it. If it hadn't been for that, we would have been fine.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:35 No.18879787
    Sorry for sounding harsh, but perhaps the loss of a harem member will teach us to think better before pulling stunts like this.
    One down, seven to go.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:36 No.18879791
    >One down

    Not yet motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:37 No.18879799
    >Surprise, it was all part of the simulation to find out what you'd all do with a false identity
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:37 No.18879801
    She isn't necessarily lost, she is extremely pissed at us and probably her sister right now which is understandable but i doubt she is gone for good from one crit fail
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:37 No.18879806
    I like this strategy.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:37 No.18879808
    Now that's a bit hyperbolic. She's upset and leaving the room, not leaving the family.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:38 No.18879820
    Reading back, we already did it to Perrine. Literally, in the time I've been gone, it seems like /tg/ has completely screwed themselves over.

    I'd hate to run a pnp campaign with you people.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:39 No.18879823
    Well this was far outside what we had planned

    The plan was to prank non family members and people ended up rolling with a bad idea then we got a crit fail

    Double fuck up but we will fix things
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:39 No.18879824
    >"I can't take this anymore. I'm... I'm leaving." You are shocked beyond words. Beside you, Erica says nothing. #msq
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:39 No.18879831
    >This result
    >MAJOR learning experience.
    Seems fitting.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:40 No.18879837
    not loaded not fired i can't hear you lalalala
    >> Lookout 04/27/12(Fri)01:40 No.18879838
    you do understand that part of the way things are going now, consequences come from dice rolls and our choices? sometimes a combination, sometimes by themselves.
    And I'm reasonably certain that this was a choice that could only lead to bad consequences, with the dice only determining the degree of how bad those consequences are.
    I don't think a 100 would have saved us from fallout from this entirely.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:40 No.18879843
    When did this get on twitter? Don't see it.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:41 No.18879845
    Not canon and very old
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:42 No.18879856
    >talking to /tg/ about consequences

    Perhaps you missed SWQ. /tg/ doesn't care one jot about consequences, only about immediate gratification.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:42 No.18879858
    A 100 would of been she is pissed and gets us back double

    This means we need to go sort it out before it gets out of hand
    >> Sidestory: un chat borgne Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/27/12(Fri)01:43 No.18879862
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    You are Sakamoto Mio, the hero of Japan.
    And you just learned that you will have a child with him in the future.

    You sit back and finish off the glass of bourbon you poured yourself.
    Thinking of the possibilities.
    Children, a family, stability, those don't sound half-bad.

    You ignore the pile of paperwork that has built up during the week and get up off your seat.
    You need something to keep your mind occupied.

    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:43 No.18879871
    Find more booze!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:44 No.18879872
    It was a retarded idea from the get-go. If you continue to deny that, then retardation WILL happen again. The dice CAN make things worse, but they weren't responsible for putting us in the situation in the first place.

    I have to say, for the first time, I'm actually disappointed in you, /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:44 No.18879874
    This was the result of a double crit fail. If we got a 100, she would have laughed and hugged us for a good joke or some shit. I don't think you understand the magnitude of crit fails or, rather, are choosing not to in order to remain 'correct' in this situation. You should know better. You've been here since the beginning.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:44 No.18879880
    Find our future wife, we need to get cracking.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:44 No.18879885
    Go find him and put your tongue in his butt!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:44 No.18879888

    Sword exercises by the lake! We must stay in top condition for our wife.
    >> Lookout 04/27/12(Fri)01:45 No.18879901
    I did see it. And I'd like to think that Hayate is a bit more level-headed than MCNGaF, and that we can be slightly more level headed players.
    yes, I'm very optimistic.
    Find a sparring partner, work up a sweat. That gorilla looks like he knows how to handle a weapon. Find Mike.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:45 No.18879902
    Go talk to Mike about what happened.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:46 No.18879905
    Funny that the crit applied when it wasnt even in relation to the roll call

    Thought LG said it was when they were related to the post they get used but we need to fix this either way
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)01:46 No.18879911
    rolled 11 = 11

    1.Obtain booze
    2. find wife
    3. Sexings
    4. ?????
    5. Profit
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:47 No.18879919
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    This isn't funny anymore.

    We just ruined a lot of dreams, I think.

    Trude must be panicking about her future.

    The Doctor is going to have a good long yell at us over this.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:47 No.18879920
    I think you're being too optimistic.
    From the flowcharts that LG used before, good rolls might get us out of a bad situation, but it was still possible to take too many bad choices that it would be irrecoverable.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:47 No.18879927
    Let's find Hayate and jump him so we can have our Son.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:48 No.18879938
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    I think this picture sums up what our next meeting with the Doctor is going to be like.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:48 No.18879939
    Fight the Gorilla man.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:49 No.18879940
    No crits always apply the very best or worst outcome

    It might not be what we are expecting but it is the rule
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:49 No.18879947

    It was never funny except to people who don't think.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:49 No.18879957
    Nothing keeps a mind occupied like a fight. Let's find Mike, the gorilla that taught Hayate how to fight, and get him to agree to a sparring match.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:50 No.18879960
    Dont you people learn?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:50 No.18879961
    Well, I have to admit, This whole learning about consequences is something we've needed for quite a bit.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:51 No.18879967
    Actually we were pretty much railroaded into prancing Ursula with it

    And we thought this out long and hard but we had planned to NOT fuck with anyone already in a relationship
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:51 No.18879970
    It would have been hilarious if we'd only done it to Trude.
    >> Lookout 04/27/12(Fri)01:51 No.18879974
    I am not trying to underplay the role of the crit fail. we're going to be feeling it for a while I'm sure.
    I'm am just trying to point out that, as a player in this quest, i think there are some situations and some choices that only lead to bad outcomes. I thought trying to hug nanoha during the tournament fight was one such situation, but i was wrong then. and, in my opinion, i think this was another situation that, once we settled on trolling ursula, could only end badly.
    because again,
    we picked the most emotionally intense subject for any woman intent on making use of her uterus.
    and then we tricked a family member with it.
    but of course, these are only my opinions.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:51 No.18879977
    Speak for yourself. Had I been here when this whole thing started, I'd have been the one shouting people down on the internet.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:52 No.18879984
    Obviously not.
    And you forgot one.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:52 No.18879989

    Oh, fucking with Ursula COULD have ended better.

    By not telling her. Let her wonder, let her dream, let her plan.

    But telling her? I have no bloody clue why that vote was even chosen by anyone but a troll.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:54 No.18880000
    She'd have found out eventually. The candies are public knowledge in the Bureau.
    >> Lookout 04/27/12(Fri)01:54 No.18880006
    because deception is never a healthy or encouraged form of communication in any adult relationship.
    "What she doesn't know won't hurt her" is an entirely juvenile attitude.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:55 No.18880016
    The timing could of been much better
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:56 No.18880020

    Do they change hair color? No. I think it would have been a better end by not telling.

    Now, sure. I could be wrong. It could have been the worse option. But at this point, that's just conjecture, and I'm mostly just blowing off steam about not being around to influence the vote at all with some sanity.

    Bloody work schedule.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:56 No.18880029
    >could of
    That should be 'could have' or 'could've,' you semi-literate cretin.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)01:57 No.18880030
    rolled 83 = 83

    well guys I've realized something, we are on the downward spiral, we have reached our peak and we have nowhere to go but down now.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:57 No.18880031
    I hear that

    Go away for half an hour and come back to a fucking disaster thanks to bad choices and some fucking moron not knowing when to stop rolling
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:58 No.18880035
    So, gonna need to find a way to appologise to Ursula for this instead doing the whole blaming shit.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)01:58 No.18880042
    rolled 47 = 47

    Goddamn seriously? Calling out people on their grammar, wow.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:58 No.18880043
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:59 No.18880047
    No. You're fooling yourself, because there is no "good time" to tell someone that you so thoroughly betrayed the trust of someone you claimed to love.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:59 No.18880050
    Fuck yourself

    Get another drink and hang in there

    1) Find a straw
    2) Suck it the fuck up
    3) Stop malingering
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:59 No.18880052

    Hardly "What she doesn't know won't hurt her," you're right, that's moronic and altogether too optimistic.

    I mean it as a secret shame never to see the light of day, shared between us and Erica. Something to be hidden, possibly forgotten by us, as we are terrified of it ripping apart our family. Which it does have the potential to do.

    Similar mindset, different motivation. And while I wholeheartedly agree it's not something a good adult relationship should have in it, our character is NOT an adult except in emotional scar quantity.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:59 No.18880053


    poll/petition to bring back 7:00/9:00 theads
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)01:59 No.18880054
    We have been basically since you showed up and started roll-spamming these threads. I assume, of course, that you're talking about the discourse and metaconversation in these threads. The threads themselves are, of course, pretty much par as far as the entire quest is concerned.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:00 No.18880057
    There was a better one than when and how we did it

    We basically waited until the perfect moment to fucking destroy her trust in us with it
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:00 No.18880061
    You seem to be very angry. That's a childishly hyperbolic reaction.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:01 No.18880069
    That sentence got away from me a bit, but my point stands.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:01 No.18880071
    That would be more true if he was getting on his ass about 'who' vs 'whom' or something. 'Of' vs 'have' is actually pretty fucking terrible.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)02:01 No.18880077
    Dude ive been here since the beginning, i just recently found a name though. but yes fuck dice.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:02 No.18880088



    personally, i think ursula is reverse trolling.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:02 No.18880089
    Because I am not even the person he referenced and it pisses me off

    I can write better than the guy he referenced, so can most of the world probably, we don't really give two shits about trying to be a big man and look good on the internet by correcting people over it

    If it bothers you that much ignore the semi illiterate anon because he isn't going to learn anything about grammar from 4chan
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/27/12(Fri)02:03 No.18880093
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    >find someone to spar with.

    You walk around, your sword on your back.
    You are a fighter, and having your blade clash against another seems like just the thing you need right now.

    Out here in the quad, students and personnel alike walk around going about their business.
    Under a tree near the gym, you spot a long haired woman sitting demurely.
    Near her, a blonde woman in an expensive looking suit is practicing with a sword.
    It was an invisible sword, hidden by swirling wind and bent light.
    Well, it wasn't invisible to your magic eye of course.

    You walk up to them.

    [ ]let us fight
    [ ]let us drink
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:03 No.18880094

    >You finally turned the damn thing off until it's needed

    From the bottom of my heart, thank you.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:04 No.18880106
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:04 No.18880108
    Let us fight, we will drink after we fight, after we forge bonds of camaraderie through swordsmanship.
    >> Lookout 04/27/12(Fri)02:04 No.18880110
    [x]Let us Fight
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:04 No.18880111
    [x]let us fight
    Because the correct order is first you fight, THEN you drink.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:04 No.18880115
    [x]Let us Fight
    We are the hero of Japan! We must hone our skills.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:04 No.18880116

    [x] Both. In order. A spar, then a drink. 'Tis only appropriate and befitting us.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)02:04 No.18880118
    [ ]let us fight
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:04 No.18880122
    Nigga, trust is important. Fucking up is bad. Hiding the fact that you have fucked up is worse and will only cause bigger problems later.

    Doing it in the first place was the mistake. Telling her was damage control and we got buttfucked by the dice, but it wasn't going to be pretty either way.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:05 No.18880134
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:06 No.18880143
    Fight now, loser pays for drinks.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:08 No.18880156

    japs vs brits

    round 1

    [x] FIGHT
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:12 No.18880197

    here, the one who started the petition poll

    so LG, how many days do we need for you to consider out petition?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/27/12(Fri)02:12 No.18880198
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    "Good afternoon." you tell them
    "I coudn't help admire your skill with that sword of yours." you tell the suited one, "perhaps we could spar?"

    She looks at you, and then looks at the white haired-woman under the tree.
    "Go ahead Saber. Do as you wish." the woman tells the blonde.

    The one with the invisible sword turns to you.
    "I am Saber, and I would be honored to cross sword with you."

    "I am Sakamoto Mio, the Hero of Japan." you tell her with a bow. "Thank you for honoring my request."
    You draw your sword.

    The two of you stare at each other for a long moment, each gauging the other.

    [ ]make first move
    [ ]let her do it.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:13 No.18880210
    [x]make first move
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:13 No.18880214

    [x] Make the first move.

    Fortune favor the bold!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:14 No.18880215
    Let her make the first move, she's going to rely on us not seeing her sword, that'll give us a damn good advantage.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:14 No.18880217
    The hero of Japan strikes first!
    >> Lookout 04/27/12(Fri)02:15 No.18880230
    [x]let her do it
    and let her think we can't see the sword.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:15 No.18880235
    Hey, all things considered, the trolling was great fun until we rolled a one twice. The reactions were wonderful, and Erica's NOPE was hilarious.

    We had some fun and then we broke Ursula's heart and made her question if she was capable of being in a polygamous relationship.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:17 No.18880245
    What petition?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:17 No.18880257
    Nah she's questioning whether she can be in a relationship with us specifically, the polyamory isn't the issue, us being a dickbag is.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:17 No.18880261
    [x]make first move

    we are japs, we charge with our swords even against heavy machine guns

    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:18 No.18880263
    Actually we don't know if any of what you said is true so far

    I think it far more likely she is questioning why the two people she cares about most can do something so cruel more than if she can be in a polygamous relationship
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:19 No.18880274
    Not really. She knows we aren't a dickbag and that we probably just let Erica drag us along with her.

    The relationship was already precarious, so now she's questioning the wisdom.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:21 No.18880296
    What of the relationship was precarious?

    We all were happy she is probably just asking how Erica and Hayate could be so stupid to do something that woud hurt her that much, and how Hayate who she thought would never hurt her has done just that
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:21 No.18880302

    >> Lookout 04/27/12(Fri)02:21 No.18880307
    dis un.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:23 No.18880321
    But kind of true for the time.
    It would have been more accurate if Mio was Imperial Army, rather than Navy, though. Navy tended to be a little more level-headed than their army counterparts (except when it came to battleships. But then, every Navy at the time had Admirals who couldn't see that the age of the battleship had already passed).
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:23 No.18880325
    The thing is that she knows Erica. She knows that we wouldn't have done it to hurt her, but the emotional turmoil she's going through shows that she obviously can't help but feel offended. It's hard to be in a relationship with more than one person and the "I'm not sure I can do this anymore" implies preexisting concerns, which indicates the nature of the relationship is the issue, as we've made no mistakes with her otherwise in the past.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:23 No.18880326
    You guys know she is most likely to run into Trude in the time we spend as Mio

    We need Hayate to go and fix shit now
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)02:24 No.18880332
    Speaking of which i recently figured out that the japanese in ww2 were the original imperial guard. What with their mass charges and shouting for the emperor (roughly).
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:25 No.18880338
    "I'm not sure I can do this anymore"

    isn't necessarily applicable here, might be though.

    Either way we clearly need to do something about it, not immediately, but soon.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:25 No.18880340
    Except you are applying a random tweet to something that has happened about two weeks since

    We have no clue what the fallout will be so stop posting that like it will happen already and when we get to Hayate we sort shit out

    Remember when that was tweeted it came with others that mentioned the bench which meant it leant very heavily towards Hina or Perrine
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:26 No.18880342
    >"I'm not sure I can do this anymore"
    ...she never said that, bro.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:26 No.18880352
    It's pretty perfectly explainable why Hayate did what he did.

    He's the happiest he's been in forever and a half, minus the whole Naru thing. To him, this is a prank because he hasn't really had much of a reality check. So when he runs around being a dick to make with the self-funny, he's not really thinking ahead to the damage he may cause.

    I say this is a good thing for him. This damage we can ease. It won't be easy, but it can be done. It'll give him some perspective too, as far as what pranks are safe, and which are an awful idea.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:28 No.18880367
    Except it's the players not the character who needs a reality check

    This is a "Hayate breaks down completely thanks to PTSD" path waiting to happen
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)02:30 No.18880377
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    You know, I think we all learned something here today.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:30 No.18880379
    The tweet is the basis for the "We just lost Erica" issue. If it doesn't apply, then fine, she's angry for a good reason, but things are recoverable.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:31 No.18880384
    >"We just lost Erica"
    I think you mean Ursula. And yes, that tweet is almost two weeks old. Someone posted it either because they're dumb or a troll.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:31 No.18880385

    I was just thinking about that. I can imagine him hunched over in a corner, staring at nothing for hours and days, only responding to others with "I didn't mean to..."

    Hell, it'd probably even touch on the original fallout with A-tan, and that'll REALLY fuck his mind.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:31 No.18880387
    Also about earlier

    Panacea cures or reverts all majaikal effects, it would be useless otherwise

    The ToSyate situation came about because the potion was improperly made and reacted with the panacea causing it to halt mid effect
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:31 No.18880388
    I generally have good enough faith that I think it applies both ways.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:33 No.18880398
    Ursula, yes. Sorry, it's hard to tell twins apart.
    >> Lookout 04/27/12(Fri)02:34 No.18880402
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    >@HerrStephen Let them eat cake!

    Gentlemen, we've made a reservation, whether we wanted to or not, at the Shit Sandwich Buffet.

    So sit down, shut up, and fucking dig in.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:34 No.18880409
    It never applied because it was part of a series which mentioned the bench

    We haven't done anything with her involving a bench the tweet referred to either Hina or Perrine because it was linked to our playing for them

    Ursula is justifiably pissed beyond all measure with Hayate and Erica right now so when we regain control we need to go sort it out, if that includes her nearly killing us then that's the price we pay for the massive derp and bad rolls
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:35 No.18880417
    >Erica and Hayatte do something childish
    >they are in the bodies of children

    Actually, I know the pill doesn't effect our own abilities, but what about mental maturity?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/27/12(Fri)02:35 No.18880421
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    >let her do it.

    You wait, watching your opponent shift her body slightly.
    She comes at you with a horizontal slash from the waist.

    You parry it upwards with your katana and bring the blade down.
    She steps to the side and evades it easily.

    You find yourselves again in a staredown.
    After another moment you make the first move.
    A straight thrust towards her heart.
    She blocks and swings the pommel of her sword around towards your face.
    You duck under it and sing upwards, she brings her blade down at the same time.

    Sparks fly as the two weapons clash, steel slides against steel and the guards of your blades lock together.

    "You fight well." she tells you.
    "And you do too." you return the compliment.

    She pulls her blade down and gives you a salute.
    You sheathe your sword and bow to her.

    "It has been an honor Sakamoto-san." she says to you.
    You majaikally pull out a bottle of sake out of nowhere.
    "I hope you would honor me further with a drink. you tell her and her companion.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:36 No.18880428
    Not at all

    It would be useless to the bureau of it did
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)02:37 No.18880433
    Nope, time to cowboy up and accept the consequences, no excuses we fucked up.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:39 No.18880457
    For all the argument that she is gonna leave you seem to be forgetting one important thing

    She is so pissed off because she wants to be with us and have kids with us and we stepped into that situation the worst way possible
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:40 No.18880469
    Alright I have to crash, so i'll leave this out,
    it's my rough draft for an apology to Ursula.
    tweak where necessary, and best of luck.

    >Ursula I know that your extremely upset with me, and I dont expect that you will forgive me anytime soon, I know that I'm probably the last person you want to talk to right now, but I have to apologize for what I did to you.

    >I took things way to far and I ended up hurting one of the most important people in my life. I acted like a complete and total ass all for the sake of a few cheap laughs at the expense of my friends and family.

    >I want you to take as long as you need to calm down, and I want you to know that I am willing to spend the rest of my life making this up to you.

    I dont feel like an "I love you" would be appropriate, but maybe something in a "I made me really happy that your not opposed to the idea of having kids" or something along those lines.

    God damnit drunk Illya. Drunk Shirou. Oh gods no.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:40 No.18880471
    True that. She's upset, not breaking up with us, because she wants to be the mother to our children. Given that she feels that way, we'll have to fuck up a LOT harder than that to be rid of her.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:41 No.18880482

    welll....that was..... uhmn.... "meh" sparring.....

    if you could even call that sparring...
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:42 No.18880487
    >Taking responsibility and not blaming Erica

    You are an alright dude, anonymous.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:42 No.18880489
    Aside from those sorts of typos, it's written in a thoroughly un-charming and halting way. I really don't like it. It's overblown and too dramatic. Just apologize like a real goddamn person. You know, by saying that we're sorry, it's our fault, that we weren't thinking, and that it won't happen again. We're not drafting a bloodly letter here.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:43 No.18880496

    Both parties sparred mentally.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)02:44 No.18880501
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    I learned from the master. Besides blaming others for your own faults is cowardly.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:46 No.18880514

    it as more like a greeting, for me than anything else.

    well whatever, LG just buying time for an ursula cliffhanger

    word of note to those people discussing about it, save it for next thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:50 No.18880537

    speaking of plot delay, have not heard about susan for quite a while
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:50 No.18880538
    Not that guy, but he is right. Apologize once. Clearly state what you fucked up, how, why (briefly, no excuses), and that you will not do so again. Otherwise effect return to status quo.

    Pledging a lifetime of servitude and begging for forgiveness and self deprecation doesn't help, and in experience, chicks really don't dig it, even the hopeless dramatic romance types.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:52 No.18880553
    I agree with the assessment of these two.
    >> Lookout 04/27/12(Fri)02:53 No.18880565
    We didn't miss a 'WAT DO' or a 'ROLLEM' did we LG?
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)02:54 No.18880572
    I'm not disagreeing with him, actually i totally agree. It's just the way he responded to it.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:54 No.18880573
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    Time for drunk Saber?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:55 No.18880577
    I thank you for your criticisms on my rough draft.
    >> Lookout 04/27/12(Fri)02:56 No.18880581
    all of my guptas.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)02:57 No.18880588
    Fair enough, you've got a point.

    I think first anon with the drawn out apology is a cool guy and I appreciate his effort, but I have done similar things with real women and refined my approach to one that has worked better for me in practice.
    >> MSQ: The Other Side Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/27/12(Fri)03:00 No.18880606
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    The combat exercises with the freshmen proved to be quite the experience.
    Your new body was performing optimally but you still had some close calls.

    It was kinda fun singing and dancing with the Idols though, even if the memories that brought up wasn't exactly enjoyable.


    That afternoon, you, Hina and Erica went back to class and the Dude ran a new simulation.
    And you found yourself in a weird city called Infinicon.

    The maid's uniform you had on fit right in with the weird atmosphere, noone even batting an eye at your bunny ears.

    After looting the safehouse for whatever equipment you might need, your team of four head back down to the streets to begin searching for the Rouges.

    >> Lookout 04/27/12(Fri)03:02 No.18880622
    it makes me sad how the show makes it painfully clear just how bad Ned is at westeros politics. in the book at least you kinda had the hope he was going to succeed in getting joff off the throne, but in the show it's like 'damn, you are so bad at this, you are so going to get stabbed in the back'
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/27/12(Fri)03:02 No.18880624
    Guys, I… I'm just… very disappoint.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:04 No.18880633

    anything but going to any restaurants

    maybe a bar, for a Computer cafe to dig out some info

    heck maybe apply to the maid cafe's
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:04 No.18880636
    Begin questioning the locals at the nearest last sighting of one of the rogue agents.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:04 No.18880638
    Stop by that cafe and get something to eat/show some pictures around?

    Also we never did find out how the rest of the class did in the sim.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:05 No.18880645
    Yeah we know. Chin up bro.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:05 No.18880648
    >Infinicon again

    NOPE. That was a bitch to get through once, I'm not staying to get through it again. Good night, I'll check the archives when I wake up, see you at 2200 tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:05 No.18880649
    Same as last time, statehouse then search for locals who might know
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:06 No.18880657
    Yeah, I'm kind of done as of the "return to Infinicon". Normally Femyate's pretty fun, but I just can't do it right now.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:06 No.18880659

    hold that ride bro, i am coming with.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:08 No.18880674
    honestly, this quest is almost always "read only" for me.

    More fun to watch a train wreck than be in one, after all.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:09 No.18880682

    ignore any flier girls

    i do not want to meet naru in this universe
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:09 No.18880685
    Eh, only Sues win every time.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:10 No.18880695
    This wasn't about winning or losing this was about avoiding the big fucking "BAD END TURN AROUND" sign that everyone was too busy being stupid to read
    >> Lookout 04/27/12(Fri)03:10 No.18880696
    start questioning friendly seeming locals. say we're looking for our exes, (same team set up right? three rouges, three girls and Gai)
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:11 No.18880701
    That doesn't mean that characters HAVE to make mistakes, especially since we're the ones making the choices.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:14 No.18880725
    Not really. Everyone besides Ursula gave a good reaction.

    In character, Perrine's reaction probably bolstered our confidence a bit, though.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/27/12(Fri)03:14 No.18880726
    Yeah, I just needed to say it.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:15 No.18880731
    Yeah because we hadn't told anyone but Perrine and we told her up front

    She would of had a worse reaction if we had done the same thing
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:17 No.18880736
    >Everyone besides Ursula gave a good reaction.
    That's because they haven't found out about the candies or the trick we pulled on them yet.

    And Perrine, we told her up front that it was us, so we didn't try to pull anything on her.

    Just because we got away with things for now, doesn't mean that we won't have to face the consequences down the road, like, say, when Mike tells Mio about Melmo's candies when they meet.
    >> MSQ: The Other Side Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/27/12(Fri)03:17 No.18880741
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    >find information
    >find some locals.

    You walk around the streets with your team.
    As you pass by a building made to look like a Victorian manor, a small brown-skinned maid walks out of it and grabs your arm.

    She says as she drags you inside.
    Gai and the others follow.


    You found yourself in the same establishment listed down in the work ID you had as part of your cover.

    [MAID CAFE HANAUKYO] it was a large cafe, one that could accommodate hundreds of customers at a time.

    It seems like a good place to mine for information.
    And you would do it like a boss.

    >if anyone is wondering why there is no SHOGUN scenario,
    >raymond had Naru looking for a japanese male.
    >YOu as a female, and gai with his helmet on didnt trigger any flags.
    >so no ramen-gumi for you.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:18 No.18880749
    You really think Sakamoto wouldn't have laughed?

    Trude would be annoyed, but she'd also probably be too embarrassed to flip out.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/27/12(Fri)03:19 No.18880754
    It's not about "winning," it's about making the proper choice. In my opinion, fessing up to Ursula, regardless of rolls, was not the right choice.

    That, however, is passed, and we don't need to go back in to it.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:20 No.18880759
    Hmm...this would mean little to no local support, then? That would make things much more difficult.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:21 No.18880769
    I think the whole thing was the wrong plan

    We had always said when we did this family were off limits some of us looked far enough ahead to see why this would be a bad idea
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:21 No.18880773
    Mio has probably already forgotten the event even occurred.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:23 No.18880785
    You think she's retarded, then? Already forgotten about it?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/27/12(Fri)03:23 No.18880786
    I don't disagree, but we really don't need to go back into it.
    >> Sidestory: le chat français Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/27/12(Fri)03:24 No.18880793
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    You are Perrinne Clostermann, a witch in the Bureau
    And you just saw what your son might look like.

    It was wonderful, holding him like that.
    It was amazing, more than you could describe.
    You anticipate the day that it would come true.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:25 No.18880801
    Hey LG, can we get the flowchart for this series of events once they're resolved? Like you did for the lunch scenario way back in the beginning?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:26 No.18880807

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/27/12(Fri)03:26 No.18880811
    He just thinks she's a horrible drunk.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:27 No.18880812
    Oh wait, you meant Sakamoto.

    No, she'd just find it funny and probably get back at us for it later.
    >> Lookout 04/27/12(Fri)03:27 No.18880815
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    NOT 'WILL'
    i think that means she's not pregnant.
    i think.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:27 No.18880817

    pheromone time.

    while servicing ask the customers about any info about the rouge agents.

    try to flirt with them if they are hesitant, and blast them with pheromone ray
    >> !H9t0.FLonc 04/27/12(Fri)03:29 No.18880825
    if THIS is the proof LG's been trolling us for so long.
    Honestly, well done.
    >> Lookout 04/27/12(Fri)03:30 No.18880839
    i mean, i have no clue.
    i cannot not overanalyze the word choice there.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/27/12(Fri)03:30 No.18880840
    Don't give in to the trolls, Lookout. Be strong.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:31 No.18880841

    like what every /a/ssholes says...

    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:31 No.18880842
    Dammit, this is all Erica's fault. How dare she suggest such a thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:32 No.18880855
    A man is supposed to be the leader of his household.

    Hayatte should have said no.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:33 No.18880863
    we decided not to 'prank' Perrine, she knew it was us. It stands to reason that even if it was Hayate's kid it wouldn't look exactly like him. Therefore 'might' is the proper word even if she was with child.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:36 No.18880881
    Actually she thought we were her son at first
    She asked if we were Rafale
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/27/12(Fri)03:37 No.18880892
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    this chart?

    Its pretty simple this time around.
    Well, not really.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:41 No.18880918
    Thanks LG.
    Looks like Mike and Kyon would have been auto-fails.
    And all other paths eventually lead to them being angry at us.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:42 No.18880927
    Nah we tripped the angry path for Ursula

    We avoided it with Trude and Mio which is surprising
    >> Sidestory: Le chat du train Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/27/12(Fri)03:44 No.18880941
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    You are Katsura Hinagiku, A bureau trainee.
    They called you Mommy.

    You liked that.
    You liked that a lot.
    Now you're lost in fantasy.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:44 No.18880944

    I doubt she's deep enough in our swag to care that much.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:46 No.18880952
    until we corrected her right away, before further misunderstandings (on her part anyways) could arise)
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:46 No.18880953
    >We avoided it with Trude and Mio which is surprising
    Hahahaha NOPE.
    We haven't revealed it yet and as such we are not yet at that impasse.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:46 No.18880958
    Well Mio is hit and miss still
    Trude I am amazed was too dumbstruck to make any real connections before we ported out and is still teetering on edge of I beam enema for Erica and Hayate unless we handle things with both Ursula and her extremely carefully
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:48 No.18880968
    Trude won't be willing to admit that she even considered the possibility of having our child and will claim she was just playing along.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:48 No.18880969

    please atleast say you are aware of this.....
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:48 No.18880972

    >Everything leads to anger

    So boned
    >> Lookout 04/27/12(Fri)03:49 No.18880973
    Looks like Hina will be serving us our first course tonight.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:51 No.18880997

    atleast there are 2 choices under anger.

    hoping one of them does not mean leaving us...

    lost naru + ursula breakup + nanoha leaving = hayate mental fortitude breaking down
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:51 No.18880998
    See, the reason trolling Ursula specifically was a bad idea was because none of the other girls were really all that invested in Hayatte. It was really a weird choice on Erica's part, though I think she did it as a way to introduce her sister to the lab.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:52 No.18880999
    Everything lead to anger as a bad end

    Notice the mid point paths end there at unknown which it looks like falls into self fulfilling prophecy territory
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:54 No.18881018
    I think it was because she pranks her sister occasionally

    This was just worse because instead of just getting mad at her sister she got mad at us as well which is why it was so much worse

    We will sort it out on way or the other

    That would probably be an extended reload since he would probably end up catatonic
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:55 No.18881027

    you are forgetting all the women that you confessed on trolling them.

    but hey every ending has a new beginning, ask rance.

    erica will always be with us atleast...maybe....
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)03:59 No.18881057
    You know at this point msq is like a drug addiction, i'm fucking tired of the paranoia and the bad ends and emotional roller coasters. But i can't fucking quit it. Fuck it im out, i'll read the rest in the archives tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:59 No.18881058
    If Ursula left I doubt Erica would stay

    She loves us but she loves her sister more
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)03:59 No.18881065
    You're really overreacting to the trolling thing. Ursula was a bad target for the joke, but the rest were good selections.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:00 No.18881071

    and once erica also leave us we go full homo/bi on keima.....
    >> Sidestory: the scientific method Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/27/12(Fri)04:01 No.18881074
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    You are Ursula Hartmann, A witch in R&D.
    And you stormed out of the room.

    They pushed the wrong buttons.
    They turned the wrong knobs.
    They shall see.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:01 No.18881077
    Quite probably

    Once we let her cool off a little and go explain things hopefully she will not neuter or kill us and we do something special for her to fix it
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:01 No.18881080
    Ursula possibly leaving was mostly based on a twitter thing that was from a while back.

    If she'd really leave Hayatte for one bad joke after he's been nothing besides the perfect gentleman for their life together so far...
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:02 No.18881082
    This goes for everybody:
    It helps if you try not to take it too seriously, and keep reminding yourself that in the end it's just a very elaborate fanfic. Just try to keep it at an emotional arms length if you start feeling like it's wearing on you.

    Also works with works of horror when you start to get too freaked out. Take yourself out of the film or game and remind yourself that it is a film or game.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:03 No.18881089
    Basically, remember that you're looking at a screen, and not at real people. Good advice.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:03 No.18881093



    We are about to either suffer the eternal pains of a woman scorned...or be so out-trolled we will have no desire to ever do so again in us.

    This cannot end well.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:03 No.18881094
    Oh good, she just intends to murder us.

    I was worried that she was angry.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:05 No.18881102
    Welp she has gone to get another Chailgun prototype time for us to run to another dimension

    Cant't teleport or hide in the bottle
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:05 No.18881104

    dear diary,

    this will probably be my will before, ursula forcibly open my chest and stomach to "donate" my organs.

    first the beach globe, i hope the other girls will keep it..
    then my familiars. probably be dead w/o me, still i want to mention them on my funeral
    >> Lookout 04/27/12(Fri)04:07 No.18881117
    guess what
    we still have to test Ursula's new strikers.

    I'm out. leaving this here for when our women start to leave us.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:08 No.18881119
    I sure hope so. We have at least another reload left.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:08 No.18881120
    Dammit you idiots, why'd you have to tell Ursula?
    Now it's all going to go to hell and Froggy'll lose the tadpole from the shock.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/27/12(Fri)04:09 No.18881122
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    Immelmann Turn

    New thread at 2200 4chan time.
    >clocking out early
    >headed to sister's place for the evening.

    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:09 No.18881124
    We have a dozen bare minimum

    Probably closer to 16-18 given the rough guidelines LG has posted
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:14 No.18881133
    Guys. Guys.

    Ursula is getting some character development out of this. We should be glad we chose to troll her, given that we haven't spent enough time with her lately.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:16 No.18881141

    You do realize this is a German girl, right? They have neutral evil tendencies, and she's a tech genius, so our survival across even multiple reloads is not assured.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:16 No.18881144
    >character development
    >everyone we pranked will hate us
    >Froggy loses tadpole
    >Hayate goes into eternal ptsd/shock circle
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:18 No.18881154
    >everyone we pranked will hate us
    Except they won't.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/27/12(Fri)04:18 No.18881158
    rolled 34 = 34

    I... I am honestly afraid.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:22 No.18881174
    you should be. germans are like, half-reaper or something. they are born to kill. and she's a woman scorned. a woman scorned german.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:22 No.18881176
    >Immelmann Turn
    >Dogfighting maneuver

    We gonna get shot at.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:23 No.18881180
    Possibly while in the test strikers
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:25 No.18881199
    It amuses me that people think the double critical failure of Ursula will bear any resemblance to the reactions of the chill Mio, and the obviously unwilling to admit she was fooled for even a second into believing she'd been knocked up by Hayatte of all people Trude.

    Honestly, this'll probably count as a boost to their relationships.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:28 No.18881214
    Oh god
    That's exactly what's going to happen
    She'll be all 'Yeah I'm mad but I can deal with it like a mature adult. Now get airborne so I can learn something from these. Oh, and leave your device and any other source of majaik here, I don't want them interfering with my sensors.'
    Then, when we're a mile away from anything that could help us, 'Oh, I also have a new AA system I want to try out. I don't have any dummy rounds that fit it, though, so, yeah, try not to die. Too quickly.'
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:30 No.18881225
    Strikers need our device to funnel majaik through
    I forsee her getting the chailgun and chasing us though
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:31 No.18881228
    One can only hope it'll be something simple as that.
    Also, fitting music?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:34 No.18881246
    With this, I wonder how she intends to get back at Erica for masterminding the whole thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:36 No.18881262
    >oooh somebody saw right through me. good work anon.
    Running off timestamps, and assuming it's not the overly-obvious NO TADPOLE FOR YOU, >>18881133 has it.
    So, let's try to avoid patronising her and just explain that we expected people to just flip out over this stupid joke, rather than react favourably.
    She'll probably just dye her skin blue or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:43 No.18881309
    You really think she's a Big Fat Liar fan?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:46 No.18881336
    On a side note I don't know what it was about the infinicon missing but it seemed pretty despised
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:48 No.18881368
    I didn't enjoy it and I am not even sure why really

    When it looked like we had to do much with ToSyate I started losing interest
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:50 No.18881384

    No, Infinicon was one of the best Arcs.

    It just had some painful fallout when we failed to bring Naru into the real. Sort of.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:51 No.18881401

    People just didnt want to deal with losing her again.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:52 No.18881406
    It had the lowest average posts and people seemed to not be that bothered with it until LG introduced Naru as a full character that we hatted

    I really wanted to spend more time in the larp forests and get some use out of the +5 mace of i win signed by Gary gygax
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:54 No.18881435
    Eh, it's a shitty setting with shitty factions and shitty situations all round.
    The mission, as far as I'm concerned, was fairly okay, just that much concentrated shit in one place dragged it down.
    I didn't really enjoy it that much.
    Also, LG seems set on making Naru a robot maid, which I just find dumb seeing as she has a fully developed human intelligence. She'd really end up as a cyborg ninja maid.
    That's completely different.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:55 No.18881436
    >lowest average posts and people seemed to not be that bothered with it until LG introduced Naru as a full character that we hatted

    I'd argue that this was more because it was a fairly straightforward scenario with less room for arguing, and that we went back up... because, well, the ethical issue with Naru hatting resulted in a lot of arguing.

    To each their own, however. I liked it a lot.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:55 No.18881443
    well possibly people just didnt get the setting?
    I liked it.

    has me wondering how itll translate into rogue trader
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:58 No.18881458
    It actually was quite open and we could of gone about it many ways but people just seemed to go with whatever came up first
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:58 No.18881461
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    >shitty setting
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)04:59 No.18881465
    Probably horribly if you run RT by the book

    Or depending on how you run your RT games maybe brilliantly
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)05:00 No.18881476
    I'm not saying the setting is shit, but that it includes a lot of shittyness.
    I mean, we climbed a literal wall of dicks.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)05:00 No.18881477
    Opinions are all valid

    Personally I don't much like the setting either, it seems bland and quite boring from how I see it and even in a comedy game would be quite forced
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)05:03 No.18881494
    I liked the inclusion of the Wall of Dicks.

    Fair enough. I mean, this quest alone is something I love, yet inspires grand amounts of rage in a good number of /tg/ posters.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)05:04 No.18881500
    And tears
    Enough tears to feed the massive hunger that is LG
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)05:05 No.18881502
    Yeah the wall of dicks was cool
    As was the purple penetrator of troll slaying Erica got
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/27/12(Fri)05:06 No.18881510
    rolled 26 = 26

    Man, I really want to let it drop, but goddamnit, I'm still mad about choosing to tell Ursula about the prank. Regardless of rolls, it just wasn't a good fucking idea.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)05:06 No.18881511
    Also, LG seems set on making Naru a robot maid, which I just find dumb seeing as she has a fully developed human intelligence. She'd really end up as a cyborg ninja maid.
    >That's completely different.

    Reads the same to me.
    Naru is Naru.

    So fuck you and your semantics

    And we still don't have confirmation of a robot body for her.
    Kraus might just find an item to boost our Majaik so we can keep her corporeal.

    Wait..Lemme find that Idea Note thing LG posted way back.
    I remember something interesting in it.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)05:07 No.18881515
    He has stated majaik boosting items are rare as all hell and generally outside the means of students and many agents

    More than likely we will get a robo maid and a way to use the house to power Naru
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)05:09 No.18881524
    She would have found out eventually.

    With this, the aggressive reaction is actually better, as it implies she just wants to get even. If she were lying somewhere in a pool of tears, it'd be far far worse.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)05:12 No.18881533
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    Found it.
    >Susan given new device
    >Derived from Kraus

    As far as we know, Naru is in Kraus right now, sleeping.
    And Kraus did say she could be put into a blank device.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)05:12 No.18881540
    It only ended up so bad due to the rolls

    I wanted to try and find a better way to do or not tell her but thanks to help, derp and dice gods loving our delicious tears we got what we got

    More than likely she was ending up pissed to some degree unless we got a 100 this is just immediate and directed at both us and Erica
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)05:13 No.18881545
    Except there is no such thing

    All devices are created with a personality in them
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)05:14 No.18881548
    Naru only really needed power to keep her body physical.
    If we transfered her into a gynoid body, then itll only need as much power as it is required to keep that robotic body functional.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/27/12(Fri)05:14 No.18881550
    rolled 2 = 2

    Eventually, certainly, but, it was the wrong time. After the youthening had worn off? Fine. While still young, and she's dreaming of mommy-hood while holding us? Not so good.

    I still maintain it wasn't the right time.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)05:15 No.18881551
    But what if we could step into the process, before the personality is introduced into the device.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)05:16 No.18881558
    Kraus implied it didn't work that way, but he didn't outright call a blank device impossible.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)05:18 No.18881566
    I am not disputing that

    The whole thing was fucking retarded beyond all measure

    There was a reason during the planning for this once we first found out about the candies we decided we should not prank family members

    Everyone who posted during it seems to of forgotten that and rode the train right into idiotville
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/27/12(Fri)05:22 No.18881586
    rolled 65 = 65

    Man, we're just sayin' the same damn thing.

    I'm just too damn mad about it, still. I'mma finish reading SWQ and go to bed.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)05:22 No.18881588
    Yeah, I wanted to prank Trude, and that was about it.

    Did we actually intentionally troll Ursula, or was her being chosen the result of a roll? Because I don't actually remember voting for Ursula or seeing anyone suggest it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/27/12(Fri)05:25 No.18881602
    rolled 49 = 49

    Trude was good, Sakamoto was good. Really, everything till Erica went, "Derp, let's do Ursula, too!" was good. But then Erica derped at her sister.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)05:29 No.18881618
    What I'm asking is if we the players chose to troll Ursula, or if LG selected her randomly.

    Because if it's the latter, this is only our fault insofar as we chose to go on a trolling spree at all.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/27/12(Fri)05:31 No.18881633
    rolled 41 = 41

    In so far as I can say, it was all LG.

    Now, I'd say it's fairly in character for Erica to have done it, as far as I know her character, but it was all LG, as far as I can tell.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)05:31 No.18881635
    It was railroaded but no one spoke up
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/27/12(Fri)05:32 No.18881641
    rolled 21 = 21

    Of course not, the lulz votes were strong tonight.

    I'm also kinda pissed about how things went early in tonight's SWQ session, as well. But no matter. Tesla makes everything better.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)05:40 No.18881672
    I am more disappointed that LG basically resorted to railroading our decision on it, yes no one argued against it but there was no "maybe this is all a fucking terrible idea" option
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)05:41 No.18881678
    I'd say the main mistake was for telling her.
    If we waited till the candy wore off, and she wasnt in the midst of mommy dreaming, we could not have saddened her
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)05:42 No.18881686
    She probably would of been pissed either way
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/27/12(Fri)05:42 No.18881687
    rolled 51 = 51

    Yes. Just what I was trying to say earlier.

    Any way, I'm out. Over due on sleeping.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)05:44 No.18881694
    The vast majority of people were in favor of the trolling spree, myself included. And as many people have already said before, it really wasn't a "fucking terrible idea" until Erica decided to troll Ursula.

    We should have spoken up, but it wasn't railroading. I can sort of see her making that mistake.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)05:49 No.18881719
    It was since he gave us no option to troll her or not troll her and I s with the trolling spree just not on family
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)05:53 No.18881735
    You are with Erica.
    The queen of trolls.
    Would she have given you a choice?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)05:54 No.18881738
    Fair enough, but in the end, it did help LG collect more tears.

    We had people assuming that everyone who Erica and Hayatte trolled would react the same way as Ursula, and predicting that everyone would abandon us over it.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)05:57 No.18881749
    We're gonna need more buckets through the night
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)05:58 No.18881754
    Even she can be reasoned with, or we could of blown it as soon as we saw them, there is always a way out

    I thought he would of had enough from the last week to be honest
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)06:01 No.18881770
    LG updates once a day.

    There can never be enough tears to fuel that sort of commitment.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)06:02 No.18881781
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    Will this do?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)06:05 No.18881798
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    No wait.
    This should be the thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)06:07 No.18881804
    Move that label to the ocean and we should be fine.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)06:12 No.18881831
    Actually he may pick up twice a day again, if things pick up
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)06:15 No.18881841
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    Gentlemen. The infinite MSQ cycle.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)06:18 No.18881854
    I sort of hope not.

    I love this quest, but once a day is already insane, and I'm not sure how he wouldn't burn himself out. Doing it twice a day would probably result in a plot quality decrease.

    Nevermind that it'd annoy people who don't frequent this quest.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)06:20 No.18881856
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    Something like this?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)06:20 No.18881857
    He did it right up until his break

    Plot quality was about the same just we had more time for trolling
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)06:20 No.18881859
    he's been doing it before for the whole first 80+ threads.

    i'm sure he has atleast another hundred in him
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)06:23 No.18881873
    You'll also note that he ignored the petition.

    This is probably because he's too tired to even consider such.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)06:25 No.18881880
    He hasn't ignored it, he acknowledged it during an earlier thread

    Also he probably doesn't care too much, if things progress enough he will go overtime if things don't or he wants a cliffhanger to cause a flood of delicious tears he will do it
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)06:28 No.18881894
    Accurate, if slightly pessimistic.

    It'd be more accurate to show msq as a leaky submarine that occasionally sprays the inhabitants in the face with the contents of the ocean around it.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)06:29 No.18881906
    >dafuk i cant post on 4chn from this house?Anyway If #msq is reading this I love those diagrams also petition was not ignored.plate just full
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)06:41 No.18881967
    Das Boot?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)06:44 No.18881983
    >.plate just full
    I guess life has caught up with LG
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)06:47 No.18881998

    Ah, I didn't know he responded at all. Wasn't complaining, just assumed he was avoiding it because of... well, some people think it's more polite to just not respond to some things instead of risk getting into an argument over them.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)06:59 No.18882078
    I remembered just as the fervor was dieing down.

    When we were planning the child trolling, didn't we want to go see "Aunty Trude," not "Momma Trude"? I think that's the change that sent the whole plan into BAD IDEA territory.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)07:12 No.18882140
    It was a toss up between mommy Trude, aunty Trude and Trude oneesan
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)08:01 No.18882408
    You guys know

    Now we have had our fun trolling and once this is all over

    LG is gonna pull this on us for real
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)08:08 No.18882462
    you lost some words.

    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)08:09 No.18882468
    This whole time travel lost kids shtick
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)08:16 No.18882521
    Like that "lunch with" Keima thing?

    inb4 idol twins tell us they were spending their afternoon with a blue haired girl and a blonde boy.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)08:20 No.18882553
    Well I thought actually finding the girls with them or something

    Or Keima walks up with a gaggle of children calling him daddy / mommy Keima
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)08:28 No.18882614
    OR we get Trude raping us.
    While Mio waits her turn.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)08:29 No.18882624
    That's a given

    I am talking about LG trolling us
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)08:35 No.18882669
    And an expression of utter exasperation

    Elsie is present with a fire truck construct giving the kids rides
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)10:01 No.18883396
    Man we totally missed the opportunity to visit aunty Madoka and aunty Vita thanks to this whole thing, we also didn't get to mess with Ami and Mami

    Would of liked to troll them as well
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)11:05 No.18883851
    >It helps if you try not to take it too seriously, and keep reminding yourself that in the end it's just a very elaborate fanfic. Just try to keep it at an emotional arms length if you start feeling like it's wearing on you.
    You're entitled to your own opinion, but I feel that this results in players not considering the consequences of their actions on the story, and that it leads to a flippant style of play.
    It'll be like being that guy at the gaming table that's playing minecraft on his laptop during combat or during conversations with NPC's.

    Sure, some people can devote attention to what's going on and give proper consideration to choices even as they remain emotionally detached, but that doesn't apply to everyone.

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