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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Immelmann Turn Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/27/12(Fri)22:01 No.18890574  
    These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    "You.. You tricked me..?" she asks in a low voice.
    Her arms letting you go.
    "We're sorry. It was all a horribly thought out prank. We didnd't mean to hurt you." you tell her.
    "You played me! You gave me false hope!" fuming, she gets up on her feet.
    "Do you have any idea how crushed I feel right now?! Do you know how much it hurts to know that the two people you trust the most would do this?!"
    Erica tries to say something, but she gets cut-off as Ursula continues.
    "NO. NO YOU DON'T. All you care about is having fun, tricking people! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I FEEL LIKE RIGHT NOW."
    With an intense look of hurt on her face, she storms out of the room.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)22:01 No.18890577
    Fuck yeah.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)22:02 No.18890584
    Not drunk yet...
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:02 No.18890586
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    Another epic thread
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:06 No.18890635
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    >> Lookout 04/27/12(Fri)22:07 No.18890636
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    oh boy can't wait to see what happens next.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:07 No.18890640
    >> politesage 04/27/12(Fri)22:08 No.18890648
    I don't usually follow these threads, but you ruined the opener.
    >> Lookout 04/27/12(Fri)22:08 No.18890655
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:09 No.18890659
    Better yet, we take the roll of Kemia. Watch it all unfold from his perspective.

    (We also never learned of his reaction to us drawing a target on him. Unless I missed it of course)
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/27/12(Fri)22:09 No.18890661

    Aboard the Swagtanic for this one. Let's do this....
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:09 No.18890666
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    The cycle continues
    >> Sidestory: the scientific method Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/27/12(Fri)22:11 No.18890687
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    You are Ursula Hartmann, A witch in R&D.
    And you stormed out of the room.

    They pushed the wrong buttons.
    They turned the wrong knobs.
    They shall see.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:12 No.18890699
    Well at least she is scheming instead of moping or wallowing.

    We aren't completely hosed, so long as she doesn't kill us.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:13 No.18890714
    Yessss, time for delicious, scientific revenge!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:15 No.18890728
    More then one reload will be used tonight. That or we will need to pull out the gummiBEARS before the end of the night.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/27/12(Fri)22:15 No.18890729
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    Time to take a bite from that shit sandwich we created in the last couple chapters.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/27/12(Fri)22:15 No.18890730
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    You are Ursula Hartmann, A witch in R&D.
    And you head on outside.

    Newton stated that 'Every action must have an equal and opposite reaction.'
    And you can't agree more.
    This is that reaction.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:16 No.18890734
    Your revenge will bring LG DELICIOUS tears, proceed with feeding our lord.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:17 No.18890743
    We are still wearing that codpiece, right?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/27/12(Fri)22:19 No.18890760
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    You are Ursula Hartmann, A witch in R&D.
    You walk the path down to the beach.

    Each step heavy, hard.
    Half-way there, you stop.
    You can't do this anymore.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:19 No.18890766
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:20 No.18890776
    Archive description:

    >Yep. That totally happened.

    Dat inevitability.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/27/12(Fri)22:21 No.18890780

    She's not really going to.....is she??
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:21 No.18890791
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    Here. All of my tears. Are you happy LG?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:25 No.18890821
    Dat misdirection.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/27/12(Fri)22:26 No.18890832
    Man, that image isn't near as intimidating as the one you used last night.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:28 No.18890861
    Alright so if this is happening we gotta roll with it.

    Make a clear and unequivocal apology for our actions. Make it clear that she is absolutely welcome to return or not on her terms at any time. Then let her go do her thing for as long as she needs. Do not beg or plead or grovel under any circumstances.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/27/12(Fri)22:29 No.18890869
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    You and Erica can only watch as Ursula stormed out of the room.
    The two of you sat there. Your small bodies feeling smaller in the huge, well-cushioned chairs.

    Stunned, the two of you can say nothing.
    Moments pass like hours, neither of you able to do anything.

    Finally, your partner in crime speaks.
    "This is bad." she can only say.
    "I know." you answer her, still dumbstruck.
    "What do we do?" she asks.

    [ ]Go after her.
    [ ]Wait.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:30 No.18890882
    [x]Go after her.
    We're not that stupid, you don't have to yell....
    Okay, yeah, we are that stupid.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:31 No.18890887
    Go after her. If she just leaves without coming back we are fucked. We have an apology to make.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:31 No.18890889
    rolled 57 = 57

    Well, since nobody else is saying it, I say we should really go after her.

    Roll for panic.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:33 No.18890906
    Oh what the hell.
    [x] pursue lu bu
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:33 No.18890907
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:33 No.18890913
    I say we
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:36 No.18890949
    Go after her.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/27/12(Fri)22:36 No.18890953


    I hope Ursula doesn't do something drastic before we find her.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:38 No.18890972
    >> Sidestory: the scientific method Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/27/12(Fri)22:39 No.18890983
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    You are Ursula Hartmann, A witch in R&D.
    You check to see if theyre following.

    You thought they'd follow you, chase after you.
    They didn't.
    This makes what you are about to do that much harder.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)22:40 No.18890990
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:40 No.18890991
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    Oh god. This build up.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:42 No.18891020
    I could see the merit in that if we were alone and it was a less serious relationship, but Erica's involvement and the sheer weight of the whole thing obligates us to be proactive.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/27/12(Fri)22:42 No.18891023
    Some one's gotta say it:
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:43 No.18891026
    Suddenly, FutureHayate comes back to comfort her and makes her turn around just in time to see PastHayate and Erica come running before disappearing without being seen by the others.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:44 No.18891032
    Gotta stop relying on ourselves like that eventually.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/27/12(Fri)22:44 No.18891039
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    NOOO.....don't do it, Ursula!

    She couldn't possibly be this upset, could she??

    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:45 No.18891040
    rolled 13 = 13

    Goddamn autocorrect messed with the dice.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/27/12(Fri)22:45 No.18891050
    Goddamnit, beat me to it.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:45 No.18891051
    We have to not rely on our future self bailing us out all the time. It's a bad habit, and we're going to get slapped by the Doctor eventually.
    He gets to do it because he's a Time Lord and the Doctor; we're not.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/27/12(Fri)22:46 No.18891058
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    YOu and Erica finally get your asses off the seats, and run out of the sitting room.
    The two of you frantically search the house for her, but she's not there.

    You run outside to the garden.
    Among the well-kept bushes lit by the soft glow of the lamps, again your frantic search resumes.
    You call out her name, but she does not respond.

    Erica takes your hand and you two begin running down the long staircase that wound around the tower down to the beach.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:46 No.18891060
    >This makes what you are about to do that much harder.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:47 No.18891069
    We are sort of required by the situation to take whatever it is full in the face if that is the case.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:47 No.18891071
    rolled 30 = 30

    It doesn't stop us from doing it when it is needed and we know we fucked up massively

    Doesn't mean we should do it but if you had that power wouldn't you do it in that situation?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:48 No.18891082
    rolled 32 = 32

    Well yeah, I thought that was obvious.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:48 No.18891086
    Or you know, leaving us.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/27/12(Fri)22:48 No.18891090
    It's not like she say she's out if we're not there.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:49 No.18891094
    rolled 32 = 32

    Maybe, maybe not
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:52 No.18891130
    That would be easier without us there

    Only reason to have someone around in a situation like that is to make them suffer
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/27/12(Fri)22:55 No.18891171
    In response to, say, the anguish "we" just caused her?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:57 No.18891180
    Yes but if she was just leaving it is easier to not have us there, she is intending to show Hayate and Erica just how much they hurt her
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)22:58 No.18891188
    lookit udz shirking that collective responsibility like a champion
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/27/12(Fri)22:58 No.18891197
    Just my point
    >> Lookout 04/27/12(Fri)23:01 No.18891220
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    awwwww yessssss
    this is gonna be all kinds of emotional explosion. and hopefully some real explosion as well.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/27/12(Fri)23:03 No.18891234
    I had NO part in the decision to tell her, regardless of rolls. IF I'd been here actively last night, I would have voted to not tell her, not that an extra "don't" vote would have mattered.

    Glad you caught what I was going for, though. And, I'm not actually mad, now.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:06 No.18891271
    >The internet needs more Ursula Hartmann pictures

    LG, just get the porn ones off of Rule34 and shiroucensor them.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:06 No.18891275
    I was there for the thread but away for that decision as well Udz

    You aren't the only one mad at it, there wasn't even an option to says "this is a bad fucking idea" for trolling her
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:09 No.18891293
    She does get a lot less attention than her sister
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)23:09 No.18891294
    Lord jesus fuck! I don't know if it was allergies and the fact my nose was dry or what but when watching highschool of the dead at the part where saeko said she was wet after killing zombies i got a nosebleed.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:10 No.18891301
    I disagree with your assessment. She would have found out. She is pretty sharp and naturally curious to an extreme. If we hadn't told her it would have been alright for a few days before she learned about the advanced class age shenanigans, eventually figured out herp derp hairdye, confirmed with Hina or Trude or Recette or whoever, and came down on us like the fist of an angry Teutonic god.

    Alternately we could have held off for an hour or two but it isn't clear if that was even a possibility, and it probably would have had the same outcome.

    Had there been a 'don't troll Ursula' option, we'd have taken it. Barring that we did the best we could with what we got.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:10 No.18891306
    That isn't allergies talking there...
    >> Lookout 04/27/12(Fri)23:10 No.18891314
    Fritz if you were within ambling distance I would happily share my booze with you.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)23:11 No.18891319
    I didn't know it was actually possible.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:12 No.18891323
    Except we should of pushed for a fuck this shit we aren't trolling her option

    We should of blown it for Erica as soon as we could because it was fucking stupid and we had always agreed when we did this family weren't to be fucked with, every time we discussed it during the after thread planning

    LG railroaded us into this fine but we had more choice than people think
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)23:12 No.18891328
    Thank you for the thought anyway, i got payed today so ill probably just pick up a 30 bomb later.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:14 No.18891343
    *normally* it isn't. The frequency with which it happens in Anime is the Nips being dickheads.

    OTOH, a combination of timing, high blood pressure, and weaker, sensitive nasal walls due to sickness/allergies can make it at least possible, if not in the slightest bit probable.

    Picking your nose will make it happen all the fucking time, though.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:14 No.18891348
    Hopefully the others keep it to themselves. I get the feeling that if they all found out it was us, no amount of crotch armour would be enough.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:14 No.18891351
    I agree.
    >> Exabyte 04/27/12(Fri)23:15 No.18891359
    Teleport to her? Or is she too far away?
    >> Lookout 04/27/12(Fri)23:16 No.18891365
    we're out of teleports for the day. we used em all up trolling.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:16 No.18891367
    We wasted them all trolling.

    Get Kraus and Frau to ping her device.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:16 No.18891368
    Used up all our teleports for teh day, remember?
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)23:16 No.18891371
    Well high blood pressure from nicotine mixed with allergies is probable, but the timing of it was perfect. i was also laughing pretty hard.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:19 No.18891402
    God dammit you fucking morons why did you spill the beans on her?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/27/12(Fri)23:20 No.18891411
    Sure she would have found out. We could have simply told her later. It's simply that at that time, was the wrong choice.

    Regardless, it's time to drop the argument. It's happened and done, and I certainly didn't mean to kick it back up. We just gotta deal with whatever comes now.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:20 No.18891416
    srs protip 4lyfe: don't lie to people you care about
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:21 No.18891420
    It wasn't just you Udz and it will kick back up regardless sadly

    The double 1's made this much worse though
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/27/12(Fri)23:23 No.18891458
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    Where the fuck did Landing Gear go? Is he just letting us squirm?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:23 No.18891460

    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:24 No.18891463

    That or cloud flare is fucking him
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:24 No.18891467
    Actually working for once maybe?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:24 No.18891473
    Work probably came up.
    >> Lookout 04/27/12(Fri)23:25 No.18891484
    yeah he is at his job this time of day.
    it's amazing how easy it is to forget that though.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:25 No.18891485
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    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:26 No.18891493
    It's Saturday
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:26 No.18891499
    Oh right.

    Crazy flips livin in the future and shit
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:28 No.18891517
    Maybe he's getting pissed or fucking a girl or something.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)23:28 No.18891526
    He probably just went out for smokes or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:29 No.18891537
    LG having sex with a woman other than his waifu?

    Much more likely
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:29 No.18891543
    Molesting Perrine Figurines?
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)23:31 No.18891553
    Hey! Lg wouldn't do that.
    The clothes don't come off...
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:31 No.18891555
    He's not even posting on Twitter.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:31 No.18891559
    "Hold that orgasm, babe, I need to go write about magic butlers on the internet."
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:31 No.18891560
    He's probably showing his penis to police officers again.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/27/12(Fri)23:32 No.18891569
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    Lucky SOB. Firewall on my computer at work blocks me from 4chan or any other message board.

    Course my boss probably wouldn't like me lurking here when I'm supposed to be working. But it's all good.

    >mfw it's quitting time at my job
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)23:32 No.18891570
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:33 No.18891577
    Oh god that thread was hilarious
    >I wish you were real so I could show you my Eiffel Tower and then I could go through your Arc du Triumph
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:34 No.18891584
    LG's Finest Hour aka LG gets high and tries to post on Twitter
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:34 No.18891591
    Have you considered setting up Remote Desktop or some other remote control software on your home computer, so that you can remote into your home PC from work?
    Or have you already tried and found that your workplace also filters those packets?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:34 No.18891592
    Back when he got that oral surgery and he was fucking high as a kite from the anaesthesia, he was clumsily narrating his adventure back home. One of them was something along the lines of, "No, officer, that's just my penis," but with less grammar and spelling.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)23:35 No.18891598
    Oh yeah i remember that. With the spongebob bus?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:35 No.18891600
    Hey, it's not like he just DECIDED it was a good time to get high.

    He was only doing what his dentist told him to do. Which was get high on painkillers.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/27/12(Fri)23:36 No.18891616
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    Oh gods I wish I could've seen it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/27/12(Fri)23:37 No.18891624
    That's the one.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:37 No.18891627
    It's somewhere in the archives
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:40 No.18891655
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:40 No.18891658
    Maybe he's playing GW2?
    As in maybe he pre ordered it now that he no longer has to waste money on food.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/27/12(Fri)23:41 No.18891671
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    >sorry about that. got roped into helping nephew with pirate costume.

    You and Erica quickly decend the stairs, each step frantic and foreboding.
    Halfway down the tower, you spot her silhouete.
    She's leaning on the railing, looking out towards the sea.

    You slow down your pace and get to her.
    She says nothing. Not even bothering to look your way.
    Her face unreadable in the lamplight.

    "Ursula..." you begin.

    *add a roll**
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:41 No.18891679
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)23:42 No.18891682
    Watching anumu maybe?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:42 No.18891683
    rolled 15 = 15

    trolling for this
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:42 No.18891693
    rolled 64 = 64

    All I can say is that I'm sorry...

    If the roll is good enough go for a hug.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:43 No.18891696
    rolled 12 = 12

    "I'm sorry for existing"
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:43 No.18891702
    rolled 81 = 81

    I'm sorry

    I was stupid and did the worst thing possible and I can't say anything to make it up to you
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)23:43 No.18891703
    rolled 4 = 4

    I'm sorry.
    plain and simple.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:43 No.18891706
    rolled 92 = 92

    "I'm sorry."
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/27/12(Fri)23:44 No.18891712
    rolled 65 = 65

    Really dice?
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:44 No.18891714
    rolled 38 = 38

    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:44 No.18891715
    No more rolls

    We don't want to fuck this up too
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/27/12(Fri)23:44 No.18891718
    rolled 50 = 50

    "Ursula I... I don't know what to say. We got carried away, and... I'm sorry. We both are. Is there anything we can do to make it up to you?"
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:44 No.18891719
    rolled 54 = 54

    "I'll make it up to you. How would you like my tongue in your butt?"
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:44 No.18891720
    rolled 27 = 27

    "I'm sorry. We are sorry."

    We don't have any explanations or excuses here folks.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:45 No.18891725
    I'm sorry Ursula, I'm an idiot and what I did was completely inexcusable.

    No more rolling.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:45 No.18891733
    rolled 51 = 51


    I'm sorry
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:46 No.18891743
    rolled 37 = 37

    "I'm sorry. When we planned this, I didn't realize how much being a mother would mean to you. We just thought, I don't know, it would be funny.

    "Then I saw how much you liked the idea, and I couldn't keep lying about it.

    "I don't know what I can do to make up for it, but I'll do whatever I can."
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:46 No.18891745
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/27/12(Fri)23:47 No.18891755
    rolled 49 = 49


    "Ursula....Erica and I did a terrible thing by playing a stupid, immature prank on you. We betrayed your trust.

    I don't blame you for being angry, but I now see how much it hurt you. I'm sorry & we won't do it again. I promise. Please forgive us."
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:47 No.18891758
    Drop that last bit, there isn't an easy way out and asking for one is poor form.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:48 No.18891760
    The perfect thing to be said with the right roll to support it.

    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:49 No.18891773

    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/27/12(Fri)23:49 No.18891775

    Hope that's good enough. Ursula was plenty pissed.
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:52 No.18891801
    rolled 33 = 33

    Both happy that wasn't a 1 and unhappy that wasn't a 100, would have been hilarious with it working...
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:53 No.18891811
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:54 No.18891821
    Ahh, forgot to delete it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/27/12(Fri)23:54 No.18891825
    Chill, brah.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/27/12(Fri)23:55 No.18891831
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    Turn off the ROLLING. That's what caused this mess in the first place!!
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:56 No.18891842
    That shits what got us into this in the first place

    Not going to chill while idiots still do it
    >> Anonymous 04/27/12(Fri)23:56 No.18891850
    Agreed. We need to know when to stop rolling, like we did in earlier threads.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/27/12(Fri)23:58 No.18891865
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    "I'm sorry." you tell her.
    Two simple words, but saying everything that needed to be said.
    "We're sorry." Erica adds from beside you.
    "We didnt think this through. I never knew how much it would have hurt you. I'll do anything to make it up to you." She tells her sister.
    "Please... Forgive us."

    The breeze ever-present breeze blows.
    Her hair golden hair shifts and moves.
    As her glasses reflect the sea below you, her hands continue gripping the railing.

    She still doesn't look at you, she doesn't turn.
    In the soft light of the lamps lighting the path, you see her tremble slightly.

    You hold your breath, awaiting her response.
    You fear that everything would come undone.

    Ursula finally begins to speak.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:00 No.18891887
    like big butts and I cannot lie."
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:00 No.18891888
    inb4 sidestory
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:00 No.18891890
    . . . think you're both assholes.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:02 No.18891905
    "...am going to put my tongue in your butt, Hayate. Don't try to resist. I'm much bigger and stronger than you for now."
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:02 No.18891907
    >That tweet

    Shoulda kept rolling for the hundred I guess.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:03 No.18891909
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:03 No.18891910
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    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:05 No.18891927
    Why is it suddenly so silent?
    Everybody too busy squirming?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:05 No.18891929
    >that tweet
    Was coming either way
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:07 No.18891958
    What is LG's Twitter?
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/28/12(Sat)00:07 No.18891961
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    Please, Ursula, don't jump!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:08 No.18891967
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:08 No.18891968
    I think we are all preparing for the incoming shitstorm.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/28/12(Sat)00:15 No.18892030
    We can do little but wait.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:16 No.18892041
    LG you are wrong. My body is more than lady.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:16 No.18892042
    My chosen prediction: she stands by the sea or whatever right?

    Sharks jump out and eat her before she responds.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:17 No.18892052
    New tweet:
    >I don't think youre body is lady for this

    The only vague hope is that neither have the #msq tag.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:17 No.18892057
    Don't think so

    She will jump, we jump after her forgetting she has strikers and we don't
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)00:18 No.18892059
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    Guess who bought beer!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:18 No.18892060
    Your Hope shall be betrayed.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:18 No.18892067
    Instead of a Saucer, we'll fly after her on a Frisbee then.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:18 No.18892070
    Either way LG shall get more tears from me than ever before over this whole thing

    Even if it was railroaded
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/28/12(Sat)00:19 No.18892072
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    Her trembling increases.
    She slowly turns towards the two of you.
    "...GOT YOU!"
    She breaks out laughing.

    "I GOT YOU! Do you have any idea how long I was waiting here?" She laughs.
    "Erica, you're not the only one that can pull the strings." She tells her twin. "We are sisters you know?"
    "What." She can only respond.

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/28/12(Sat)00:19 No.18892074
    Oh, he knows we're reading, but since it's not an actual event...
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:19 No.18892080
    More plausible? sure.

    Less sharks? Yep.

    I'll go for more sharks every time.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:19 No.18892084
    Mind snap

    Look like a stunned mullet unable to respond
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:19 No.18892085
    Don't think, just hug.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:19 No.18892086
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:19 No.18892087
    >GW2 Beta
    >can't do both

    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:20 No.18892090
    Tongue. Butt. Right now. This is about to get angry, desperate, and erotic.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:20 No.18892092
    No talking, just go up and hug her.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:20 No.18892098
    Ok, I kinda deserved that one. Give her a hug, call her mummy, and get back home and make dinner.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:20 No.18892102
    We don't have sharks in our bottle
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:20 No.18892104
    Fucking knew it.

    Smile, give her a hug and a kiss. Ask if she was really serious about wanting to have our kid. If she is, oblige her. Right here and now.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/28/12(Sat)00:20 No.18892105
    Sputter, pointing at her, then Erica, and back again, never intentionally forming a coherent word.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:20 No.18892109
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:20 No.18892110
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:21 No.18892113
    Complete and utter befuddlement for a few more seconds, just so Ursula can bask in the glory of having out-trolled Erica a bit longer.

    Then go and hug her.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:21 No.18892116
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    >GW2 windowed
    >MSQ on the background
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:21 No.18892122
    "Oh thank god you don't hate me."
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:22 No.18892129
    /Bow down

    All hail the master troll.

    Then mention, if Sakamoto or Trude mention time traveling kids, play along.

    Honestly, though. I expected this. Wasn't she around that day when Nanoha was an adult?
    She'd have already known about the candies as well.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/28/12(Sat)00:22 No.18892131
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    1000x THIS!!!

    No getting angry with Ursula; we got what we deserved for trolling her. Not a bit of anger, just relief.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:22 No.18892132
    "Well fucking played."

    That's really the only response we need.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:23 No.18892148
    They didnt see Nanoha adult.
    Only we did
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:23 No.18892150
    No, bad, Perrine shall be the only one we make pregnant for the forseeable future, not ready to deal with a flood of babies, wait till after we're all active agents and spread it all out, we still need to get to know everyone better.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:24 No.18892156
    Sputter for a while. Then glomp.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:25 No.18892166
    I believe she was
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:25 No.18892167
    They met with her on the day of the date, and directed us to her. I think they saw the effects.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:27 No.18892185

    And follow with >>18892132

    Because played us like we play our violin.

    *Deleted and reposted because I mixed the numbers up last time*
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/28/12(Sat)00:28 No.18892197
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    "What... bu-but the anger.. and the running.. and.. and..." you sputter.
    She places a hand on your head.
    "Oh I was angry, But you know what they say. -Don't get mad, get even-." she smiles.

    Saying nothing more, you just hug her.
    "Hey." she tells you. "Call me mommy again."
    You oblige her.
    "Yes, mommy."

    She holds you tight while squeeling.
    Erica is still frozen as if made of stone.

    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:29 No.18892213
    They didn't. We met with her right after classes.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:29 No.18892216
    Stay there and Mentilate Erica to come hug
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:30 No.18892225
    "I think sissy is broken, Mommy."
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:30 No.18892234
    Kiss Erica. Cutely.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:30 No.18892235
    Declare a truce because we cannot take trolling of this magnitude.

    Involve Erica in the hug.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/28/12(Sat)00:31 No.18892240
    They met her during earlier, presumably Nanoha got Melmo'd earlier in the day than we did.

    Grab Erica, pull her into the hug, and say, "C'mon, Ecka, you heard her."
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/28/12(Sat)00:31 No.18892241

    Maybe squeeze out a couple of manly tears in relief while hugging her.

    Reach one arm out to invite Erica to a grouphug. She had to be just as worried as we were.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:31 No.18892244
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:34 No.18892285
    She had the candy during her morning class
    The twins saw her at lunch
    >"How did it go with Nanoha?" you ask her.
    >"I think I'ts best if we told you later." she tells you.

    Same day we had the twins move in
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:34 No.18892288

    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:35 No.18892296
    Take Ursula's hand to bring her over to Erica, and wrap the two of them up in a hug.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:35 No.18892310
    That is a problem we should probably rectify at some point
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:36 No.18892315
    , , , "don't tell her about the candy."

    She knew Usula already knew about the candy. She's in on the trolling.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:36 No.18892316
    But that was at lunch.
    Possible that the candies were handed out in the afternoon as well
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:37 No.18892332
    I think Erica has lost her queen of trolls throne

    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)00:39 No.18892357
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    Hey guys look what i did!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:40 No.18892376
    Wait, so where did nanoha run off to?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:41 No.18892378
    >those pixels
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:41 No.18892382
    Not bad, next time you should do it with a good tank instead.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)00:42 No.18892389
    I had to enlarge the image, it looks better in game.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/28/12(Sat)00:42 No.18892394
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    "mommy, I think Ecka is bwoken." you tell her.
    "Why, yes. I do believe she is." she says as she reaches over and pulls her sister into the hug.

    Nanoha appears at that moment.
    She was hiding god knows where.
    "GROUP HUG!"

    You are at the beach, Nanoha holding you in her lap.
    Ursula has her sister in her's and is playing with her blue-dyed hair.

    "I like you like this Hayate. So cute. I could eat you up." Nanoha tells you with another squeeze.
    "Pwease don't eat me." you tell her in faked fear.
    "Oh I won't silly boy. If I did, then I won't have you to hug anymore won't I?" She answers.

    "So.. Tell me about that lab." Ursula says on the deckchair besides you.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)00:43 No.18892406
    I'm working up to tiger, in american i have the m4, russian the kv, and i also have a hetzer.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:44 No.18892408
    On the one hand, I'd like to see them include IJA tanks, just for completeness sake, and so I can find out what it was like for my granddad.

    On the other hand, I would be constantly getting my ass raped. IJA cannot into proper tank design philosophy. Great for island campaigns against natives that don't have anti-tank weapons; not so much against the industrialized war machine of the Allies.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:45 No.18892424
    Tell her about the familiars finding it.
    Also, offer it to her.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:45 No.18892429
    J found it earlier. We wanted to show it to you because it has some odd stuff it in. Figured the lab would make you happy enough to ignore the prank?

    Oh, and some kind of robot arm. You might want to take a look at that.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:45 No.18892431
    J and Ted found it while combing through the library, just before you came back. I presume the proior owner never mentioned it, since I don't think Gulliver knew it was there.

    Looks like a robotics lab of some sort, but beyond that I've no idea.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:46 No.18892439
    There's a lab in the basement, it's got the mad scientist knob turned to eleven. It opens by pulling on a copy of Mary Shelly's Frankenstein, it's got tesla coils, beakers, flasks, a giant pile of random parts, gears, pistons and so on. Most interestingly it has a synthetic arm with the number 15 on it.

    So, do you want a new lab, you'll be able to cackle maniacally all you want.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:46 No.18892445
    "Ted found it while they were cleaning out the library. It's been sealed since the previous owner left, it seems.
    "It's kind of weird, because some of the equipment looks really old, but that robot arm is pretty advanced.
    "If you want, you can use it to your heart's content."
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:47 No.18892446
    Enjoy your frustration. Anything Past the Marder II in the German TD line is average at best, fucking awful more often than not.

    Marder II is fucking gold, though.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)00:48 No.18892456
    indeed, i want a british line, i would love a cromwell.

    >enfield suprgd
    Catcha agrees with british engineering.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:50 No.18892481
    >British Line

    If they Include the Commonwealth-designed Tanks in that, like the Ram and Sentinel, I will love them forever despite their many other sins.

    Fuck Yes, Sentinel.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)00:50 No.18892485
    Think she was just hanging back to let us deal with it, Ursula might have just asked her to as well.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/28/12(Sat)01:03 No.18892604
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    "The guys found it while looking through the library earlier. I guess the previous owner never told anyone about it since even Gulliver didn't mention it." you tell her.
    "Most of the stuff looks old, retro. But that arm there looked pretty advanced. You could have it if you'd like."

    "Can I?" she asks.
    "Sure. We can't do much sciency stuff anyway." Erica answers her twin. "You can go laughing like a mad scientist all you want."

    "I... I don't do that!" Ursula replies.
    "Oh. But you do, I've seen you do it in the castle when you thought noone was watching." Erica grins up at her sister.
    "..." Ursula had nothing more to say.

    The whole family has gathered at the long table in the dining room.
    J again takes his place waiting on you assisted by Lo.

    As you tuck into your meal, the sight of everyone sitting together happily together makes you smile.

    [ ]nanoha
    [ ]hina
    [ ]Erica
    [ ]Ursula
    [ ]familiars.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/28/12(Sat)01:04 No.18892611
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)01:04 No.18892615
    Yep, Hina first.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)01:05 No.18892624
    We haven't talked with her subjectively in 3 days.
    Then I suppose we should talk with our familiars. We don't really thank them enough for the work that they do.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)01:06 No.18892627
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)01:06 No.18892630
    Raises a good point. I vote Nanoha aswell.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)01:06 No.18892637
    [x] Nanoha
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)01:06 No.18892639
    [x] Nanoha. because of >>18892624's
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)01:09 No.18892666
    good point, switching to Nanoha also
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)01:11 No.18892685
    Already voted for Nanoha, but maybe ask her if she had an Infinicon mission.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)01:11 No.18892687
    That gets said every time we do something with them and we thank them every time we do something with them

    Nanoha and Ursula
    We spent a subjective 3 days away from each so lets talk to them
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)01:13 No.18892699
    >ask her if she had an Infinicon mission.
    I wouldn't be so specific. Just ask what her simulated field missions were like, now that we had our first one.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)01:23 No.18892792
    [x] Nanoha

    I love me some Nanoha.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/28/12(Sat)01:24 No.18892797
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    You look at Nanoha, your youngest girlfriend.
    "Nanoha... She knew. Why did she know Nanoha?" you ask her.
    "I dunno. I didn't tell her about the candy though." she tells you.
    "She did tell me not to follow after she ran out."

    Ursula fill you in.
    "I actually didnt know about the candy. But you two did slip up."
    "How?" Erica asks.
    "The time-machine story. Even if I do know that time-travel is possible, and it is possible that I may create a time-machine in the future, I woudnt be so callous enough as to leave it where kids could endanger themselves using it."
    "Ahuh..." Erica says as she grabs another steak "We screwed up there huh?"

    "Sorry for doubting you Nanoha." you tell the young one.
    "It's okay. You did get what you deserve for trying to prank Ursula though." she giggles.
    "So how was your day?" you ask her, changing the subject.
    "Max still snivelling all day. Talking about "letting his kids go". Korn stopped by and slapped him silly. And Doomie gave him some sugar. After that Max just ran a simulation of a huge battle and we ran around blowing stuff up." she finishes with a smile.
    "I took out 5000 enemies. Vita tried to beat my score but she only got 4000 of those culteests."

    "I see, did you have fun?" you ask her
    "I did. A lot." she answers with a manic look in her eyes.

    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)01:26 No.18892826
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)01:27 No.18892832
    [x] Hina

    Ask how she spent her day as an adult.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)01:27 No.18892840
    Give Nanoha a hug and ruffle her hair.

    Ask Hina how being an adult feels?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)01:27 No.18892841
    Talk to Hina, ask where she went.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)01:28 No.18892849
    Ask her if she found what she was looking for in the library.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)01:29 No.18892853
    Congratulate her on truly master class trolling
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)01:29 No.18892855
    Mention that we are planning a small tea party with Perrine, Lilly and a few others perhaps?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)01:29 No.18892857
    Nanoha's hair might be a bit out of our reach right now.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)01:30 No.18892865
    Took out 5000 enemy's.
    I don't know how i feel about this, i guess some combination of fear, awe, and lust.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)01:33 No.18892885
    Last item for dinner.
    But yes, we definitely need to mention it. Rope Hina into attending as well, if we can. She's one of the few people that Perrine has opened up to, so it would help if she's there.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/28/12(Sat)01:43 No.18892988
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    You turn to the pink-haired member of your family.
    "So Hina what does being an adult feel like?" you ask her.
    "I dunno, feels about the same. Im taller and have longer limbs, but thats about it." she answers.
    "You could say that again." Erica says as she eyes the woman's breasts.
    She quickly covers them up.
    "I could still grow!" she fires back.
    "You'd need them massaged thoroughly..." The German girl states while making grabbing motions in front of her.
    "...!" Hina blushes and clams up.
    "So uhh... What did you pick up in the library?" you ask trying to break the silence.
    "just some books" she mumbles.
    "What books?" you ask on.
    "just books..."
    "Oooh! I KNOW! She left them in the kitchen!" nanoha says excitedly.
    Hina tries to stop her, but is too late.
    "She got baby name books!"
    "...!" she blushes even further and tries to hide behind a napkin.
    Erica's eyebrow is raised a tiny fraction, Ursula continues to calmly eat.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)01:46 No.18893012

    "Planning for the future is never a bad idea. Especially for something you look forward to."
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)01:50 No.18893044
    Oh, I suppose we should tell them that we hit Trude, Mio, Zuchinni, and Miki too. But Miki found out because we didn't know she dyes her hair blond. We should ask them to play along if any of them but Miki bring it up, and if Miki's told people we're gonna need a security detail.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)01:50 No.18893052
    I'm glad you're planning for the future Hina, it means a lot to me, I'm looking forward to that day too.

    As much as I hate to be negative I'm not even considering kids until we're full agents, preferably not in the field, on extremely stable financial ground and they'll always have people with them. I want to make sure they have the best childhood possible.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)01:51 No.18893062
    Second this.
    If we've got time, [x]Talk with the familiars, then talk about the tea party for Perrine. If we're short on time, just the tea party.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/28/12(Sat)01:52 No.18893070
    I don't think Zucchini bought it. Though we did manage to break Miyafuji.

    Telling them about it seems fine.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)01:58 No.18893117
    Yeah second this

    She didn't at first but when we disappeared in a flash of light she seemed pretty dumbstruck, and she was the first one to notice that we looked like Erica and Hayate
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)01:58 No.18893122
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    >Finished high school of the dead
    >look to see if and when there will be a second season
    >find out japan hated it and not a good chance
    >same with a lot of the animu i have liked
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/28/12(Sat)01:59 No.18893125
    We need someone who can resist the SWAG we release, kick ass, help clean, likes kids/ does well with children. Last one isn't as important right now, but it could be later. So, we need to think of someone in the mulitverse who fits the bill, and we can hire. Also I need to get caught up. God dammit.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)01:59 No.18893131
    I know that feel
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:00 No.18893136
    Meh, you know how Otaku there are, not nearly enough Moe or underage girls in various states of undress....
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:01 No.18893137
    Homie we are a butler. We have a team of butler animal familiars, one of which is Jackie Chan and also a panda.

    I think we can handle it.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:01 No.18893146
    That's why we are aiming for an army of minions

    At least some of the will be at home at any given time

    And I want my gray fox fox and big boss wolf dammit
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:02 No.18893147
    But Highschool of the Dead had both of those things.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:02 No.18893153
    It does? Haven't bothered to watch it yet, don't like zombie stuff all that much.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/28/12(Sat)02:04 No.18893162
    Forgot about Lo. Still, having a live in housekeeper would help with maintaining the place.
    Mary Poppins maybe? I have no idea.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:05 No.18893169
    Well, Naru could act in that fashion after Ursula finishes her body...
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)02:05 No.18893170
    Me neither but i figured why not and i was not disappointed, it's more how they handle the situation then what the zombies are doing.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/28/12(Sat)02:05 No.18893172
    Those probably got nullified by all the glorious zombie killin
    >yes made it
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:06 No.18893179
    Next LG post is the end, you arrived too late.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/28/12(Sat)02:08 No.18893183
    It's only been 4 hours, that's far too soon for a weekend thread.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/28/12(Sat)02:09 No.18893186
    Its a pity they didnt continue the series.
    Shit got serious in the end of the mall scenes

    God damn it. I hope Udz is right. Also what is the update on Naru again? I kinda liked her.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:10 No.18893201
    We were going to get a RoboMaid body for her but TG dice hate naru and we only got an awesome hand, she's most likely asleep inside Kraus' device.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/28/12(Sat)02:10 No.18893202
    I repeat. MARY. POPPINS.
    Have you no soul sir?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:11 No.18893208
    It's a fucking pity the artist/writer for the manga hasn't put out a new chapter in months. Shit was going great, and then nothing.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:12 No.18893215
    Shut the fuck up aleady
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/28/12(Sat)02:12 No.18893219
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    You reach out for her hand and say,
    "Planning for the future is never a bad idea. Especially for something you look forward to."
    "I-it's not l-like I want a b-baby or a-anything! I-i just l-like thinking of names." she answers.
    "Hah. Right." Erica says from across the table.

    Dinner continues with you and Erica talking about your pranking spree.
    "...And then she just froze! hahahah!" Erica laughs as she talks about Trude.
    "Sister. You do know, that she will punish you greatly once she finds out about it right?" Ursula asks her.
    "Oh I do. I do. Still worth it." she grins back.

    As you clear up the table, you talk to the girls about the tea party you plan on having.
    "I was thinking of having a small teaparty of sorts.... for Perrinne."
    "Go on..." they tell you.
    "Well, I guess this would be a good way to have her warm-up to some of her class, and people in general."
    "And when do you plan on having this tea party?" Ursula asks.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/28/12(Sat)02:13 No.18893225
    So I see you lack a soul. Shutting up.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:13 No.18893229
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    Please, enlighten us with your great wisdom, o wise one.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/28/12(Sat)02:14 No.18893239
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    So she's not dead, then?
    Good, though this means this is kinda useless now.

    I know, its just like that sudden end of Franken Fran. What a fucking pity
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:15 No.18893248
    Doesn't she only go to neglected kids who need her or some shit? We luckily no longer fit those criteria.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:16 No.18893255
    Forgot all about Fran, it was cut off? It reminded me of a less nice doctor version of Pet Shop of Horrors manga.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:16 No.18893257
    Oh jeez where is our calendar I've forgotten everything important we're supposed to do
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/28/12(Sat)02:17 No.18893259
    You're right. There goes a candidate.
    Any other suggestions?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:17 No.18893261
    >rouge scenario
    Is that like a girly Code Red?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:18 No.18893269
    Maybe Friday night? It's the day after tomorrow, so plenty of time to get things ready and invite the necessary people. Also, Saturday is supposed to be our big outing with the family, and Sunday is the big housewarming party.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)02:18 No.18893271
    I read he had a surgery or some shit like that so was taking a long break.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:18 No.18893272
    Friday, assuming we don't have anything planned. We want enough time to prepare and get invitations sent out and we're busy as hell during this weekend.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:20 No.18893283
    Sunday night will be our solo date with Nanoha then
    We need to get bookings at the restaurant at the end of the universe
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:20 No.18893285
    Raise our own damn kids and clean our own damn house.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:21 No.18893293
    Lets just have it during the housewarming party.

    barbecue at the beach. tea party in the sitting room or out in the garden

    >Kharn and Doomrider at the teaparty.
    >Acting all gentlemanly and classy
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/28/12(Sat)02:21 No.18893297
    I was thinking more of rouge AI
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:22 No.18893303
    Sunday is the house party.
    Nanoha requested it.
    Friday for family night out.
    Saturday for solo date.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/28/12(Sat)02:22 No.18893308
    "Wwelll... I was thinking Sunday, as a sort of side event to the house warming party. Hear me out, please. First, it's only polite to invite her, since we'd be inviting the rest of the witches; second, most of the other people I'd want to invite to the tea party would already be invited to the house warming, and third, it would get her out of your hair." Motioning to Erica and Ursula.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/28/12(Sat)02:23 No.18893309
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    Good god man. I'm just throwing out ideas. No need to be hostile. Be the seal. Be happy.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:24 No.18893323

    Let's not cram too much into the party. 'Goodbye Nanoha, Hello Perrine' is a bad theme. Let's just have tea on Thursday or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:25 No.18893326
    I'm just fucking fed up with you.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:25 No.18893330
    Sorry bro, just not your biggest fan.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:26 No.18893339
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    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/28/12(Sat)02:26 No.18893341
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    Why? Is it the tripfagging? Does it rustle your jimmies? Is it the fact that I actually try to enjoy myself?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:26 No.18893343
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    No, you were thinking of a rogue AI. Hence the joke.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)02:27 No.18893349
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    Found kampfer, wtf is up with the stuffed animals
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:28 No.18893357
    Nothing personal here, just haven't been a fan of your suggestions and junk.

    That other guy sounds kinda mad though.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)02:29 No.18893363
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    Hmm, quite.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/28/12(Sat)02:29 No.18893364
    Oh, I see
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/28/12(Sat)02:29 No.18893365
    Perfectly valid reason to be mad at me. I'll try to keep it down in the future then.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/28/12(Sat)02:31 No.18893375
    >'Goodbye Nanoha, Hello Perrine'
    I hadn't considered that angle. I was mainly going for efficient use of time.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)02:31 No.18893377
    Damn forgot to change my name

    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:38 No.18893431
    Yeah, I agree with >>18893323
    Thursday or Friday sounds like better choices for the tea party.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/28/12(Sat)02:39 No.18893438
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    >halp. concensus is not here.
    >leaving it open.

    "I haven't actually decided yet." you tell them
    "Well, If you need any help. Just tell us." Hina tells you as she helps put away the dishes.
    "Sure, of course." you answer.

    The five of you sit on the beach, this spot has quickly become your favorite place in the house.

    You are in Ursula's lap, and Erica is sitting in between Hina and Nanoha.
    "So girls, about that party we're having on Sunday, does a barbecue sound good to you?"
    "Yeah! we can have it here at the beach!" Nanoha answers excitedly.
    "Are we inviting everyone?" Erica asks you.
    "Of course. All our friends, all of our class, and anyone you guys want to come are welcome as well."
    "I'm getting Corn to come! I wanna play in the sea with him!" Nanoha tells you.

    Time passes in comfortable conversation, you and the girls enjoying each other's company.

    You wonder how long the effects of the candy would last.
    Although sleeping in the middle of the girls as a child doesn't sound so bad a prospect.

    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:39 No.18893444
    rolled 78 = 78

    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:40 No.18893448
    rolled 48 = 48

    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:42 No.18893462
    rolled 66 = 66

    It will wear off around midnight

    Just as someone finds their way into the house and slips into bed with us
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/28/12(Sat)02:42 No.18893464
    rolled 7 = 7

    Rolling to avoid rape.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/28/12(Sat)02:43 No.18893473
    Well shit.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)02:43 No.18893475
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:43 No.18893480
    Suddenly, we Adult now.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:43 No.18893485
    rolled 49 = 49

    Friday - tea party and group date
    Saturday - Nanoha date
    Sunday - house warming / going away party

    We need to get a booking at the restaurant at the end of the universe
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)02:44 No.18893488
    rolled 46 = 46

    I may have had 1 too many, or 3...
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:44 No.18893489
    rolled 19 = 19

    Midnight, like Nanoha's?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:44 No.18893493
    rolled 58 = 58

    Damnit, dice suddenly disappeared
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)02:44 No.18893500
    rolled 83 = 83

    My mediocre rolls are awesome!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:45 No.18893504
    Friday - tea party and group date
    Saturday - Nanoha date
    Sunday - house warming / going away party

    But what about Thursday night?
    Are we just going to leave that open?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:45 No.18893510
    rolled 68 = 68

    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:46 No.18893516
    Nope. No brakes.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:46 No.18893519
    I thought that we had something for Thursday?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:47 No.18893525
    I'd say put the teaparty on Thursday. No need to double up if most of the week is open anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:47 No.18893533
    Did we?

    Goddammit where is Lookout when we need him again?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:48 No.18893538
    If it is clear then that's a good idea

    The thing is the tea party can be in the afternoon then early evening we go out on the group date
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:48 No.18893539
    No, Thursday is currently open.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:51 No.18893555
    Maybe, but that might end up sort of forcing the Perrine issue if we have to ditch her to go out with the other girls or talk them into letting her come along.

    Then again after that training fight thing maybe it is time we got it over with.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/28/12(Sat)02:54 No.18893571
    Seems reasonable. Or thursday for tea, if it is indeed open. Which I think it is.

    And, I must take my leave here, for I've learned I must get up early on the morrow.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:54 No.18893577
    But we have to take into consideration that we still have classes until the late afternoon.
    We work for a living.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/28/12(Sat)02:55 No.18893585
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    Ursula holds you, clearly enjoying having you in a fun sized packet.
    Hina and Nanoha continue playing with Erica's short, blue hair.

    "You know, as much as I like this." Ursula says "There's no way you can test the strikers with such a small body."
    "You have them with you?" You ask her.
    "Yeah, I told you I'd bring them home right?"
    "Maybe we can do it some other ti-"

    A familiar sensation, like a shock running through your body.

    You find yourself in your real age again.
    You look at Erica and Hina and thy're still altered.
    "Wat." you ask.
    "Melmo did say the duration depended on majaik used. And you teleported and went invisible a lot earlier. It's logical for you to revert faster than us." Erica tells you.

    Ursula still holds you in her lap, not minding that you are now quite larger and heavier.
    "Uhh.. Ursula. You can let go of me now..."
    "NOPE." she answers "I like this."

    "No fair." the other girls say as they pile onto you.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)02:57 No.18893598
    Yes but we have at least three hours between after class and dinner time which would be more than enough

    Also like >>18893555 said it would sort of force the Perrine issue but if we have it on the day before we might be able to involve Nanoha then and she might want to come along or it might blow up in our faces
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:00 No.18893623
    I still think it would be better to schedule the tea party on Thursday, the group outing on Friday, the solo date with Nanoha for Saturday, and the housewarming party on Sunday.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:02 No.18893641
    Well yeah it is still a better idea since it is free, the Friday joint idea was under the assumption Thursday was already taken
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:03 No.18893649
    Maybe we will get to test the Striker tonight after all.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/28/12(Sat)03:05 No.18893659
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    Half an hour later, after being cuddled a lot by the girls, you find yourself staring at the strikers Ursula has pulled out of her device.

    They're still the same three-piece set you've seen before, but some of the lines and mechanical parts seem to have been changed.

    The twins, again help you into them, and you insert Kraus into the slot built into the control unit.

    Erica materializes her little plane, and Ursula dons her strikers.
    Nanoha and Hina opt to watch from the ground.

    You stand up on the sand, the metal attached to your leg sinking slightly.
    Ursula asks you to start the Majaik engines and they turn over smoothly, the bunny ears once again materializing on your head.

    "Hayate, please fly up to a hundred meters."
    She asks you as she ticks a few boxes off in the clipboard that she caries.

    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:06 No.18893667
    rolled 36 = 36

    I hope we don't crash on startup this time.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:06 No.18893670
    rolled 5 = 5


    Also the image of Erica in that little plane still gets me
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:06 No.18893671
    rolled 98 = 98

    finally got here. Thank God Ursula didn't leave. That'd have ruined me.

    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)03:07 No.18893672
    rolled 1 = 1

    would have loved a second season.
    fly like the eagle

    >yay everything went better than expected.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:07 No.18893677
    rolled 76 = 76

    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:08 No.18893683
    rolled 1 = 1

    Fuck you dice gods

    Get a roll to crash it is a 98

    Get a roll to fly it is a fucking 1

    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:08 No.18893686
    Goddammit Lookout!
    And just when >>18893671 rolled a 98!
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)03:09 No.18893688
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    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:10 No.18893697
    rolled 1 = 1

    It's official

    Hayate should never go near strikers

    We are not ment to fly like that

    Why can't we get rolls like this for AC quest?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:11 No.18893699
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    >four 1's within minutes of each other, and on a single action
    What the fuck, /tg dice.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:11 No.18893700
    rolled 95 = 95

    HahahahahahH Tripple Nat 1's! We all gonna Die!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:11 No.18893701

    I think we are suddenly having sharks appear in our waters
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:12 No.18893704
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:12 No.18893710
    Really?! REALLY?! I have no words.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:13 No.18893715
    rolled 92 = 92

    Four and then I get a 95.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:13 No.18893717
    I think we are well and truly fucked gentlemen

    It has been a pleasure serving with you all now excuse me while I go find a lifeboat off this sinking ship
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:14 No.18893724
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    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:14 No.18893730
    Ok even LG can't deny us a reload on this

    There is nothing quad 1's could do without killing us

    Fire up the HUEHUEHUE
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)03:15 No.18893733
    rolled 51 = 51

    this is a test, this is only a test, i am not rolling for flyan skills again.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:16 No.18893738
    >3 nat ones within 5 posts of each other

    Now I KNOW the dice roller is fucked. That is lottery-scale chances right there.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:16 No.18893739
    rolled 29 = 29

    Could even a nat100 save us now?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:16 No.18893740
    We need to screencap this

    The day hayate suffered such a failure that even LG would be lost for how to HUEHUEHUE it
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)03:16 No.18893744
    rolled 19 = 19




    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)03:17 No.18893748
    rolled 90 = 90

    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:17 No.18893751
    rolled 69 = 69

    Wait I was just skimming over, but what are the fucking odds for one person to get nat 1's on two rolls one after another? He can no longer roll.

    Come dice gods, we need another Nat 1
    >> msquester 04/28/12(Sat)03:17 No.18893755
    here again to ask for poll petitions on bringing back the second thread for the day


    apparently LG is NOT ignoring us.

    now we have to do something to let him consider it.
    i guess all that tears and feels that has been shed is not enough.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:17 No.18893756
    I got this guys.

    Two negatives make a positive.

    we got 4 crit. fails.

    2 x 2 = 4

    therefore, we got a double positive, a critical success.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:17 No.18893758
    rolled 84 = 84

    Four in the space of six seems so stupidly off that you must be right

    I have never seen such a thing come from the dice

    Testing this to see
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:18 No.18893763
    >get a 98 on my first roll
    >feel happy that I did good for us
    >4 natural ones


    LG must've fallen off his chair laughing.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:18 No.18893764
    rolled 83 = 83

    We failed so badly that we came around to success to failure to critical success?

    It could work
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)03:19 No.18893765
    i think i just got really unlucky. not rolling again tonight. all my mojo got used up doing other stuff.
    sorry guys.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:19 No.18893766
    Clearly, the strikers explode immediately.

    Legless wheelchair Hayate is go!

    Think of all the "Roll 'Em!" jokes!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:20 No.18893769
    Because you had the first roll
    Most people don't use 4chanx and so they posted without seeing it
    They then did not remove their dice from subsequent posts
    We have now crossed the threshold into I don't know what
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)03:22 No.18893783
    rolled 89 = 89

    Lookout, i'm not mad just disappoint.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:22 No.18893787
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    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:22 No.18893788
    I hope LG will be nice enough to average out the rolls instead.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)03:23 No.18893789
    The 12th layer of hell?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/28/12(Sat)03:23 No.18893790
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    You fly gaining altitude fast.
    Erica and Ursula keep pace with you.

    The wind in your hair is exhilarating.
    The tower's wall quickly whipping by.

    You feel like an eagle unleashed.
    Your excitement knows no bounds.
    You unconciously pump more majaik into the strikers.

    You pass the house, and continue rising.
    Faster and faster you flew.
    Erica and Ursula now falling behind.

    They try and shout something, try and warn you.
    But you can't hear them, there is only the wind in your ears and in your mind.



    You hit the curved inside of the bottle like a fly hitting a car's windshield.
    The strikers exploding upon impact.

    Metal and flesh rained down on the horrified girls below.
    BAD END.
    [x] reload
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:23 No.18893791
    Clearly Hayate's home universe is influencing the dice gods.
    A fail this huge can only summon forth his parents!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:24 No.18893794
    We decided to sell your device, your new resort home and all of your girlfriends in order to pay for our debts. Bye, have fun gutting fish for the next 50 years to pay this off for us.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:25 No.18893803
    The problem is that I can see it so clearly, too.
    The horror on their faces as the blood, oil, shrapnel, and bits of still burning cloth fall down from the sky.

    ...it is not a good feeling.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:26 No.18893810
    Whelp, now that the 1s are out of the way...

    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)03:26 No.18893815
    Well now we have all the bad mojo out of the way forever.
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)03:27 No.18893819
    this would be the fourth time i've rolled a critical failure while in a vehicle. once in dark heresy, twice in call of cthulhu, and now this.
    i am never going to try to be the wheelman ever ever again.
    i found that hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:27 No.18893820
    I think he will now

    But holy shit

    How did the dice gods give us 4 nat 1's like that?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:27 No.18893822
    No. The bad luck is still there. Waiting.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:30 No.18893835
    We better get a series of crit wins sometime coming up or else I'll have to truly accept that the dice gods exist and they don't like us.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:30 No.18893837
    Can we mass-email moot and ask him to weight the dice?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:31 No.18893840
    I think you should stick to watching rather than driving from now on lookout

    Dice gods do not like you driving
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)03:33 No.18893849
    it's funny cause I don't even have my license yet!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:35 No.18893854
    Next time we try potions, 4 nat 100's

    Gender swap potion perfect and lasts as long as we want
    Melmo potions that change your age to whatever your want for however long you want, can be a permanent thing and stops you from dying of age
    Healing potion that can revive the dead
    Bear potion that literally turns you into a bear
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:35 No.18893855
    Probably just the way the seed for the diceroller ended up. It's not completely random, unfortunately.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:37 No.18893869
    Tell me when you do

    I will shoot myself rather than try to avoid the inevitable death and destruction you will cause no matter where I end up
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:40 No.18893882
    Yeah but the seed should never end up like that
    It is literally lottery winning odds of things like that happening
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:42 No.18893890
    Lookout should go play the lottery.

    Just be sure to say "I want to lose, I want to lose, I want to lose." Otherwise your bad luck won't do you any good.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/28/12(Sat)03:45 No.18893909
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    You fly, gaining altitude fast.
    Erica and Ursula keep pace with you.

    The wind in your hair is exhilarating.
    The tower's wall quickly whipping by.

    You feel like an eagle unleashed.
    Erica and Ursula are right beside you, ready if anything goes wrong.

    As you reach the top of the tower, you stop rising.
    "Okay, please try some simple maneuvers." She tells you.
    You begin to do some banking turns, simple zigzags and other basic moves.

    After a few minutes of this, she asks you to do something more drastic


    *add a roll*
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:46 No.18893912
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:47 No.18893917
    rolled 45 = 45

    BOUNCE! What else is a bunny maid wearing strikers to do?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:47 No.18893918
    rolled 84 = 84

    Pugachev Cobra, we're showing off, and hopefully won't die.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:48 No.18893921
    Eh...good enough.
    I don't feel like risking a nat1 for such a small probability of doing better.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:48 No.18893923
    That image needs

    "Disregard the Constabulary"

    on it.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)03:51 No.18893937
    rolled 25 = 25

    Barrel roll then crazy ivan!
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)03:51 No.18893938
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    there is only one drastic move we know.
    [x]crazy ivan.
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)03:53 No.18893946
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    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)03:55 No.18893957
    rolled 12 = 12

    But that move is relatively simple in strikers.
    Its basically flying forwards, upright.

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/28/12(Sat)04:01 No.18893987
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    You begin to do a barrel roll, with Erica flying right beside you.

    You then begini to corkscrew upwards around Erica.
    She grins at you with each revolution.

    At the peak of the maneuver, thee engines cut out and you begin to free fall.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)04:02 No.18893990
    rolled 89 = 89

    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)04:03 No.18893997
    Just lie back, enjoy the fall, lounge. Then summon a saucer under us.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/28/12(Sat)04:04 No.18894003
    >oops got cut

    Erica watches as you plummet, she guns her tiny plane to reach you.
    Ursula flies in to intercept.

    Below, on the sand, Hina and Ursula notice that you are falling.
    Hina's wings flare, Nanoha activates the wings of light on her feet and they two fly up to catch you.

    'Kraus. What happened?' You ask your partner as you fall.
    'FUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUU~' he tries to scream them back to life.

    The four girls race through the sky to catch you.

    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)04:05 No.18894007
    rolled 68 = 68

    Try to restart the engines, if that doesn't work immediately, just summon a saucer or let our ladies catch us.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)04:05 No.18894009
    rolled 12 = 12


    lets hope for the best.
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)04:06 No.18894012
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)04:08 No.18894020
    rolled 54 = 54


    We cut the engines back in by butlering them
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)04:08 No.18894024
    rolled 66 = 66

    I'll venture a roll.

    At least it can't be as bad as four 1's in a row.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)04:09 No.18894025
    rolled 33 = 33

    Not dying today!
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)04:10 No.18894028
    rolled 78 = 78

    The dicegods really hate us don't they?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)04:10 No.18894029
    rolled 37 = 37

    Engines work at the last second, and fire at maximum speed - all four girls crash into each other.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)04:12 No.18894035
    rolled 30 = 30

    Let me try that again. Fuck.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/28/12(Sat)04:13 No.18894037
    >Sudden power loss
    >Just got back
    >4 nat 1's in one minute
    Wow, this makes me feel better with my mirror crits.

    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)04:13 No.18894040
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    rolled 56 = 56

    Can't get any worse.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/28/12(Sat)04:14 No.18894042
    rolled 42 = 42

    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)04:14 No.18894049
    rolled 74 = 74

    You know what i don't even care anymore.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)04:17 No.18894061
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    rolled 14 = 14

    Is this the best you've got for me you fuckers, bring it! All the 1's!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)04:18 No.18894064
    rolled 95 = 95

    I fucking hate you, Fritz.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)04:18 No.18894065
    rolled 31 = 31

    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)04:19 No.18894070
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)04:20 No.18894074
    rolled 94 = 94

    Fuck yes! dicegods love to hate me!
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)04:21 No.18894084
    Gentleman! We have found our source of power.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)04:23 No.18894093
    > four 1's

    Well, considering everything, that could have gone much, much worse.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)04:24 No.18894099
    I know right, at least they still have something to bury.
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)04:34 No.18894139
    i'm out boys. see y'all later.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/28/12(Sat)04:35 No.18894145
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    "FUCK YOU FRIIIIIIIIIIITZ!" Kraus shouts as he tries to restart the engines.
    They roar back to life just as the girls reach you.
    'Who the fuck is Fritz?' you ask Kraus

    "Are you okay?" Ursula asks as she floats beside you.
    "Yeah, the engines just cut out a little." you tell her.
    "You scared us there." Hina tells you as her fiery wings flap.
    "Sorry about that. Must be some kinks in the system." you say. "By the way, are you sure you are okay with flying?"
    "I... I'm good as long as I-I don't l-look down." she answers.

    "Hayate, do you think you could go on, or should we stop?" Ursula asks as she makes a note on her clipboard.

    [ ]go on
    [ ]enough flying for tonight
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)04:36 No.18894153
    >[x]enough flying for tonight
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)04:37 No.18894155
    Keep on flying, hold Hina's hands while we fly and see if we can get her more used to heights.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)04:39 No.18894168
    Keep flying
    Show Hina how much fun it can be
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)04:39 No.18894170
    [ ]go on
    We've gone this far and now we have a secret weapon against dice.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)04:40 No.18894173
    >[x]go on
    Assuming Ursala doesn't have all the data she needs yet. We still kinda owe her for before, we should see this through for her.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)04:40 No.18894175
    Agreed this should be a good time to keep up the training for her.

    Even if it means we crash...again.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)04:42 No.18894185
    [x] Keep on truckin'.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/28/12(Sat)04:51 No.18894231
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    >keep on flying
    "Let's continue. It's too much fun to stop." you tell her.

    You then take Hina's hand in your's, taking this opportunity to get her used to flying as well.
    "Don't worry." you tell her. "I'm here. We're here. Nothing bad will happen."
    "O-okay." she says with a small smile.

    The five of you spent a couple of more hours flying above the sea, just enjoying each other's presence.

    A couple of hours ago, you and the girls retired to bed.

    Ursula packed the strikers back up and telling you she needs to check the data and do some more fine tuning on them.
    She assures you that they should go into production soon.

    You lay in bed, savoring the warmth of the five girls around you.
    The still small Erica in between you and her sister.
    Nanoha quite comfortable sandqiched between you and Hina.
    All four of them slumbering.
    You, on the other hand, are unable to sleep.

    You shake it off as a possible after effect of the flight's adrenaline rush and just lay there smiling.
    God's in his heaven. All's right in the world.

    That is... Until that person mentillated you and said,
    "We have to talk, immediately."
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)04:53 No.18894247
    "I need you to stick your tongue in her butt."
    >> Sidestory: le chat allemand Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/28/12(Sat)04:57 No.18894260
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    You are Gertrud Barkhorn, liaisons officer for Witch/Bureau relations.
    And today added another headache.

    You sit in your office, reading the report you just received.
    You can't believe it, but it's unquestionable.
    You rub your temples in frustration.
    >> Sidestory: le chat fran├žai Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/28/12(Sat)05:00 No.18894282
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    You are Perrinne Clostermann, a witch in the Bureau
    And you are screwed.

    You have to find out how to resolve this.
    You must get it to work out.
    But you don't know how
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:01 No.18894289
    Trude is not gonna like this

    Not only did she get a visit from her future "children" ut now she finds out that there is already a kid incoming from Perrine

    She would be shitting herself
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/28/12(Sat)05:01 No.18894290
    rolled 48 = 48

    What the hell is going on
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:02 No.18894294
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:02 No.18894298
    The cannon has been fired
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:03 No.18894299
    Oh hey they finally found out she's tadpole for us.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:03 No.18894304
    Nothing good that's for sure.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:03 No.18894305
    It was fired tens of threads ago you dummpkof
    >> Sidestory: un chat borgne Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/28/12(Sat)05:04 No.18894308
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    You are Sakamoto Mio, the hero of Japan.
    And you have been thinking.

    Now thinking isnt exactly your strong suit.
    You're a fighter, not a thinker.
    But still, you think of the possibilities.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:04 No.18894312
    Remember guys, it might be chambered, cocked back, ready to fire - but until the bullet actually hits, it could still be firing a blank.

    Or more accurate to the metaphor perhaps, it could be firing one of those little flags that pops out and says 'BANG!'

    ...and then shoots out Joker Gas and forces you to laugh yourself to death. But that's the Joker, and this is LG, so instead of Joker Gas, it's Tsundere Gas and you see something so moe that your heart stops.

    This is how A-Level trolling works you guys.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:05 No.18894314
    I never mentioned when it had been fired Baka

    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/28/12(Sat)05:06 No.18894319
    rolled 61 = 61

    Maybe, she could be just over expectant and assumed they would have a child in the fu-

    Ah screw it, I'll fully belive it when LG pushes it so far he's past the Point of No Return
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:06 No.18894321
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    Fired, shot, hit, ammunition sent to the moon, moon breaking into pieces and raining on earth with the ammunition hitting on target again.
    Ages ago.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:07 No.18894327
    >implying that wasn't just trolling
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:07 No.18894328

    Now...I'm scared.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:07 No.18894329
    That was a fakeout and you know it.

    If anything that was LG loading a round into the chamber.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/28/12(Sat)05:08 No.18894331
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    New thread at 0700 4chan time
    >Because I can.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:08 No.18894340
    I wonder which plant's descendant we'll meet.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:10 No.18894348
    >If trude is the one that wants to talk
    We dodge I beams

    >If it was Perrinne
    We get more froggy time

    >If it was Mio
    We gonna get raped.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:12 No.18894359
    rolled 66 = 66


    >D) None of the above.

    But if I had my pick it be raped. Lets see what the dice think.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:13 No.18894362
    Okay, guys. We're one step closer to getting our own strikers.

    Let's call it the Silver Bullet.
    Paint it, or strip it to bare aluminum, then paint a bunny with a gun on the side.

    We also need a way of storing them and equipping them swiftly on the field.
    Ask how Erica does it, her device can store real items. [the gun and her strikers].
    Maybe we can copy the program onto Kraus, like he did the personification program from Elsee.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:13 No.18894366
    >implying we won't run into all three
    >implying we don't just get raped by all three
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:13 No.18894370
    Dat slaaneshi roll.
    We gonna get raped.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)05:14 No.18894373
    Ill take mio for 500.

    >erection yetofss
    captcha agrees
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:17 No.18894394
    No we paint us in bunnymode with a gun on them
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:20 No.18894405
    us in bunny mode using the strikers, and those strikers have us in bunny mode using the strikers.
    repeatedly until the tiniest one has a drawing of frog
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/28/12(Sat)05:24 No.18894428
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    rolled 34 = 34

    >Well, since we're apparently getting our own strikers

    How about a land-based striker, to complement the air strikers? Its tougher and has more power
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:25 No.18894436


    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:28 No.18894450
    Only if they were based on a sherman.
    Or maybe a fucking abrahms
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:32 No.18894465
    They are both flight witches, we would need some other witches if we wanted tank based strikers
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/28/12(Sat)05:34 No.18894472
    rolled 61 = 61

    Its based on the Black Prince, the WWII Churchill tank proto.
    I meant for us, or for one of the girls
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:37 No.18894480
    That's what I meant though, Erica and Ursula work with air strikers, it is a different subject than tank strikers
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:46 No.18894508
    Definitely not Mio. She wouldn't bother contacting us first.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)06:56 No.18894707
    It's Trude more than likely, Froggy otherwise

    Of course LG could be trolling us and it is Mio and she is serious

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