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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Progeny [redux] Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/28/12(Sat)21:57 No.18901505  
    These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    A couple of hours ago, you and the girls retired to bed.

    Ursula packed the strikers back up and telling you she needs to check the data and do some more fine tuning on them.
    She assures you that they should go into production soon.

    You lay in bed, savoring the warmth of the five girls around you.
    The still small Erica in between you and her sister.
    Nanoha quite comfortable sandqiched between you and Hina.
    All four of them slumbering.
    You, on the other hand, are unable to sleep.

    You shake it off as a possible after effect of the flight's adrenaline rush and just lay there smiling.
    God's in his heaven. All's right in the world.

    That is... Until that person mentillated you and said,
    "We have to talk, immediately."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/28/12(Sat)21:58 No.18901517
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    You know this voice.
    You feel a little intimidated this voice.

    It's Major Sakamoto.
    And what's scary is that she's being far too formal and sober.
    Sober Mio.
    It really is a scary thought.

    "Yes, Major. Please feel free to talk, I'm listening." You tell her.
    "I would rather we talked in person. Would you be able to accommodate me?" she asks

    "Sure, where would you like to talk?" you ask her.
    "Im on the library's roof." She tells you.
    "I will be right there, Major." you say as you reluctantly slip out of bed.

    As you get changed to meet the major, you think of what she could possibly want at this time of night.
    'It's not THAT? is it? Dear god, anything but THAT.' you say as you deftly slip the Titanium jock on.

    With one last look at the girls sleeping peacefully on the bed, you quietly slip out of the room and into the unknown.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)21:58 No.18901524
    fuck yes
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/28/12(Sat)21:59 No.18901533
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    You arrive at the library in a few minutes.
    The midnight air nipped at the thin shirt you wore as you floated up to the roof on a saucer.

    You found the major sitting on an air-conditioning unit, her uncovered eye shining in the pale moonlight.

    She looks at you and nods.
    You land softly on the gravel covered roof and walk towards her.
    "So Major, what could I do for you this evening?" you ask her.
    "I have a couple of questions for you Hayate. I hope you woudnt mind answering them." she says
    She called you by your name. Not 'Hayata'. Not 'wife'.
    Something is up, and you don't think you like it.

    "Sure Major, feel free to ask me anything."
    "But first, I would appreciate it if you'd drop calling me Major, and just called me by my name. Just call me Mio."
    'something is really up, ffffffff' you think.
    "Sure Mio, I'll do just that." you answer her with a smile.
    "Here's my first question. What are your thoughts on raising a family?" her eye is locked with yours.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/28/12(Sat)22:00 No.18901538
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    "If you mean kids, I suppose it would be best to wait just a little for that, if possible. I... have to say that I'm not adverse to it, though. After my own parents' example of how not to raise one, I'd like to do better." You tell her.

    She shifts her sitting position slightly, the pants she was wearing rustling as thy moved.
    "I see. So in the -future- you'd be open to having kids?" she asks
    "Indeed, Mio." you say with a bow.
    "And what would you prefer? A son or a daughter?" she asks you.

    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:01 No.18901558
    he fought against a blackout successfully.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:01 No.18901563
    Either will be loved. I have no real preference myself.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:02 No.18901565
    "Are you asking what gender I want my future children to be? As long as their healthy, I'm happy."
    >> !cBT9DvxTlw 04/28/12(Sat)22:02 No.18901569
    as i stated last time

    "whatever god will bless me with, i have no preference in gender. He/She is my child and i will love and support him/her"

    good to know you are alive LG
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:02 No.18901574
    >100th msq thread.
    >101st if you count the Shirou quest that got MOD'ed
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:04 No.18901591
    Some guy posted this last thread and I thought it was perfect.
    >"I don't prefer one over the other. I'd be happy with any child I'd be blessed to have."
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:04 No.18901600
    Let's make it earth-shattering.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:04 No.18901605
    "Either? Both? I just want my child or children to be happy and healthy."
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:06 No.18901621
    >> !cBT9DvxTlw 04/28/12(Sat)22:06 No.18901631
    so.... any one want to pick up the the conversation, that our children will have the potential getting our parents "asshole" genes?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:07 No.18901640
    Nature vs Nurture.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:07 No.18901642
    "A hermaphrodite, ideally. One who's both."
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:08 No.18901652

    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)22:09 No.18901662
    seconding that.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:10 No.18901672
    No, you're bad and you should feel bad.

    Either or would be fine with me, I have no preferences besides wanting a big family.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:10 No.18901675
    Best not to think about that, lest we get assassinated at the welcome ceremony.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/28/12(Sat)22:10 No.18901679
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    "I don't prefer one over the other. I'd be happy with any child I'd be blessed to have." you tell her.
    "I see... And I'm sure any child you'd have would be happy to be blessed with you." she answers.
    She gets up from her seat, gravel crunching underfoot .
    She takes off her eyepatch, and stares into your eyes.
    Her red right eye glowing not from the reflection of moonlight, but from a fire deep inside.
    "Tell me, Hayate, What would you consider a good mother?" she asks you.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:11 No.18901692
    Tall, dark haired Japanese women with magic eyes. Carrying around a sword constantly also helps.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:11 No.18901695
    Let's not. It's outside the scope of this quest, at any rate.

    "Well at the rate I'm going I won't have to decide on account of I'm going to have plenty of them."

    Delightfully ambiguous.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:12 No.18901706
    rolled 12 = 12

    "Jesus Christ, Mio! Stop this bullshit. Let's just fuck."
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:12 No.18901710
    From what I've seen, you handle children and people younger than you well, but I haven't been around you or known you well enough to be able to tell concretely.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:12 No.18901711
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:13 No.18901719
    Her magic sight is working on full here, we best not lie
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:13 No.18901723
    >"I don't prefer one over the other. I'd be happy with any child I'd be blessed to have."

    This, but change that to "any and all children". We know there's gonna be more than one, and Hayate would want a big family so none of them ever felt alone.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:14 No.18901729
    Someone who would love and care for her children
    Nothing else is really important
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:14 No.18901730
    "Based on my own experience with that person I hesitate to call a mother, A good mother would be anyone that would love her children. That's what's really important."
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:14 No.18901733
    Someone who will support and care for their children.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:14 No.18901737
    This, too funny >>18901695
    Then "But seriously, one who loves her children and does whatever she must to keep them happy and safe. So basically the exact opposite of my own... Major, what's brought this on?"
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:15 No.18901746
    It's a magic eye. not a fucking lie detector.
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)22:15 No.18901747
    "I don't know, but given my own upbringing, I would say a good mother is a woman who cares more about her child's happiness than anything else."
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:15 No.18901748
    Someone who can care about another person as much as themselves, who isn't afraid to put somebody else first. Someone who can keep their cool when a bunch of crazy stuff is happening.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:15 No.18901751
    In before Mio/another is pregnant
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:15 No.18901752
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:15 No.18901757
    I thought her eye just let her see through things. So she'd be seeing out skull right now.

    Or does it also detect lies?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:16 No.18901758
    >Mio pregnant.

    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:16 No.18901766
    It's a magic eye, it sees whatever she wants it to see.
    Because it's MAGIC.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:16 No.18901768
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:16 No.18901771
    ″someone who is loving , caring and would be willing to do what is necessary for the child~
    you guys, stop trying to swag every damn thing with tits, we have questions that may be different then you think you fools!
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)22:17 No.18901777
    >God's in his heaven. All's right in the world.

    Dr. Ikari just started having a nightmare, one he hasn't had in many years.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:17 No.18901780
    Back in her home dimension, that would be true.
    In here, with device amplification and majaik powered skillsets, I wouldnt bet on it.

    Bet be safe than sorry
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:18 No.18901789
    It isn't a lie detecting eye

    It is more a majaikal x ray eye

    She does know how to read people while using it though
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:18 No.18901790
    It doesn't detect lies, she's trying to unnerve us.

    ...wow. I have to say, that's a perfect "Makoto Itou" choice if I ever saw one.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:20 No.18901820

    What if...
    What if she took off her eyepatch so that she could just look into our eyes?
    And we into hers.

    >Is mio MILFy enough?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:20 No.18901828
    We dont know her device's full arsenal, or any of her spells now that she's bureau.

    restating >>18901780
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:21 No.18901833
    Not yet, but she'll be working on that.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:22 No.18901838
    If Mio is looking into our eyes without her patch on, she's seeing a grotesque overlay of our face, overlapping a grinning skull with half-filled sockets covered in a spiderweb of blood vessels.

    How horrifying.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:22 No.18901846
    But she can use it to see out heartrate, etc, and the other physical signs that actual lie detectors pick up on.

    voting for this:
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:22 No.18901847
    >~21 years old

    ...I think we need to lay off the little girls for a while, guys. It's starting to skew our perspective some.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:23 No.18901862
    I dare say she doesn't need majaikal boosting to read people anyway

    Her powers would most likely be geared towards flying around, stabbing things and being able to drink endlessly without liver failure

    The eye might be enhanced but it isn't going to be some outright majaikal bullshit detector just because she changed dimensions
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:24 No.18901869
    ... She's about 24 here, I think.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:24 No.18901873
    Yeah, but her device might have....
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:24 No.18901876
    Say this and then add "...Mio, what is this about?"
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)22:25 No.18901890
    >actual lie detectors

    nigga don't go there.
    let's just settle on that it would be wise to assume it helps her read people better when she's using it.
    and to be better safe than sorry, let's never lie to her when it matters. that sounds like a good habit to be in.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:25 No.18901891
    This is anime rules

    Anyone over 18 is a whore, milf or crone
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:26 No.18901899
    "Someone who will be able to love and support their child, but who isn't afraid to show them the truth of a thing, rather than keeping them inside a fantasy.
    "But honestly? My mother skewed my perceptions so badly that a crazed honey-badger would be good enough, as long as they didn't sell their child's organs for gambling money."
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:26 No.18901903
    I thought we avoided lying unless we were trolling anyway?

    Seriously the only time I can think of us being anything less than 100% truthful is in our various trolling sessions
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/28/12(Sat)22:28 No.18901923
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    "Based on my own experience with that person I hesitate to call my mother, A good mother would be anyone that would love her children. That's what's really important." you tell her, a firm look in your eyes.
    "Would that not be anyone? Any woman would love her child." she says
    "Except the one that birthed me." you cut in.
    "I apologize if these questions are proving uncomfortable for you Hayate." She says with a small bow, her eyes closing for a fraction of a second.
    "No, It's all right Mio. Please ask me anything you'd like." you tell her.

    She straightens up and again locks eyes with you.
    Her earlier hard-set expression suddenly seems softer.
    She takes a step towards you, the blade on her back clinking as it sways.
    "Tell me Hayate. What would you want in a spouse?"

    >Also add a roll.
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)22:28 No.18901924
    trude and mio are both liason witches, though. do they have devices? i know they've been doing all kinds of majaikal stuff since they arrived, but i can't remember if LG said they had devices or not.

    we wisely decided not to be 100% truthful the first time we woke up next to ursula and thought she was erica.
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)22:32 No.18901948
    rolled 3 = 3

    "A woman who was willing to commit everything to the happiness of our Family."

    >oh boy here I go
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:32 No.18901952
    rolled 66 = 66

    "Anything but greed, malice, or callousness."
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:33 No.18901967
    rolled 29 = 29

    "Love and understanding, mostly. Enjoyable companionship, and the honesty to be able to talk frankly with each other. And, of course, the willingness to share in the loves and sorrows of a family."
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:34 No.18901971
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    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:35 No.18901984
    rolled 20 = 20

    Adding support roll to this.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:35 No.18901985
    rolled 60 = 60

    Somebody that can love my family, no matter how big it is or how diverse we can be. Just to be loved and love in return is all that I ask for.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:35 No.18901990
    rolled 99 = 99

    "Someone who's kind, and wants a kindness in turn.

    And of course, they'll have to be willing to fit into a family. That's kind of a prerequisite at this point."
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    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:35 No.18901993
    rolled 32 = 32

    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:36 No.18901996
    rolled 85 = 85

    "Mutual love. That's what really metters"
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:36 No.18901998
    We have a winner.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:36 No.18902005
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:37 No.18902008
    I think we are done here
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:37 No.18902010
    >first roll of the night

    This is either a portent of good things to come, or blowing my luck on an early roll.

    >Sakamoto is interviewing us for marriageability.

    Not sure how I feel about this, but I'd be happy if real courtship was more formal.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:38 No.18902026
    >I'd be happy if real courtship was more formal.
    Considering the time period she's from, this sort of interview would have been one of the prime ways of getting to know a potential wife/husband.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:40 No.18902041
    She is Japanese military from WW II
    This is basically formal courtship for her
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:42 No.18902061
    I thought you agreed to stop rolling after the two nat 1s?
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)22:44 No.18902078
    for the rest of that thread and any time driving/flying/piloting a vehicle comes up.

    for the rest, you will bear the brunt of my bad luck. I am going to limit my rolls to once for each ROLLEM, usually.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:46 No.18902092
    I suppose that's the most we can ask for.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/28/12(Sat)22:47 No.18902109
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    "Someone who's kind, and wants a kindness in turn." you tell her as she takes yet another step towards you.
    "And of course, they'll have to be willing to fit into a family. That's kind of a prerequisite at this point."
    Another step, shes just a couple of feet away at this point.
    The gentle night breeze makes her ponytail dance.
    Her eyes glow in the night, one red and one brown.
    Another step, seems to be thinking of something.

    One final step and there now only less than a foot between you two.
    The woman in front of you, though older, is just slightly shorter.
    This allows you to look her in the face easily.

    She reaches out and takes your hand.
    "Hayate. I see what you have right now and can't help but feel envious. Just in training and yet you have something I have always desired."
    A pause, she takes a breath.
    "Stability in chaos. I searched for that during the war, and I found it not. Yet here you are, in this crazy place and you've found it easily."
    Another pause, this one longer.
    A deeper breath makes her chest heave.
    "Would you share that with me?" she asks you.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:49 No.18902125
    Happily, no one should be lonely
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:49 No.18902136

    I wonder how Erica's going to take me being in a relationship with her superior officer.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:50 No.18902138
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    I'm just not that into you. I'm sorry.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:50 No.18902145
    We're going to have to ask the rest of my family, but as long as they accept, yes.
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)22:50 No.18902147

    say yes, then go for the kiss.

    my shirou sense is tingling
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:50 No.18902149
    rolled 76 = 76


    "...You want me to share my girls with you?"
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:51 No.18902154
    OOC as fuck.

    "As long as none of the girls have a problem with it, I'd be honored."
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:51 No.18902155
    "Let me ask you something as well first Mio. What prompted you to bring this up all of a sudden? Why me?"
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:51 No.18902156
    As long as everyone else agrees, then I would be happy to accommodate you into my family.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:51 No.18902161
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:52 No.18902168
    Please god yes.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:52 No.18902169
    I would, were it my choice. But rest of my family has to agree as well. No-one can have me without them.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:53 No.18902180
    "Were it my decision, I would say yes. But it's not just my decision, you know."
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:53 No.18902184
    Seconding this.
    Buy some time.
    Find out her true objective.

    She's not talking about romance, she's mostly talking about children.
    Maybe she just wants to get knocked-up?

    Or she just wants to be that one aunt that lives with your family that occasionally spent nights in mommy and daddy's room wrestling.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:54 No.18902194
    That actually sounds reasonably in-character...
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:54 No.18902195
    "...When I came here and finally found happiness, I told myself that I would never deny that feeling to anyone. I would be happy to share what I've found with you, Mio.

    You just have to clear it with the others, first."

    I'm conflicted: Should we tell her that the kids thing was a prank, or just let it roll? I dunno if we can keep it to ourselves for very long (what with everyone else we've tricked) and if we're not honest about it it might backfire horribly.

    "Mio, there is something I should tell you first..."

    And then fess up.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:55 No.18902198
    This link has never been more relevant.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:55 No.18902206

    This is totally out of the blue, aside from some joking comments. We can't just accept out of nowhere without knowing what Mio is thinking- that would be careless, and an insult to the girls we're with so far.
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)22:55 No.18902207
    did you not read what she said?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:55 No.18902209
    "Mio, like we said before, you will need to speak with Erica, Ursula, Hinagiku, and Nanoha first. They are the ones that have to share me."

    Hayate is going to quickly become a dwindling resource at this rate.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/28/12(Sat)22:56 No.18902212

    I vote this. It is ultimately up to the other girls after all. They have veto power.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:57 No.18902227
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:57 No.18902228
    If this is mostly inspired by the whole troll-as-kids thing that we did and she finds out about the troll later, everything could go SO WRONG SO FAST.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:58 No.18902235
    Let it roll

    Tell the girls about this but say we did it again
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)22:59 No.18902246
    I agree that we should find out what suddenly brought on this seriousness, so that Hayate can know in-character how big of a mess that prank has created.

    I wonder how Erica is going to take being reverse-trolled, by having Mio and Trude fall into Hayate's swag orbit because of her own pranks.
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)22:59 No.18902249
    I'm gonna say let it roll for now, but bring it up soon.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/28/12(Sat)22:59 No.18902250
    Just let it roll. We can tell her later, but this isn't really the time.

    As amusing as it would be, let's not.

    I say let's go with something to the effect of "Yes, but Family"
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:00 No.18902263
    >"We did it again"

    That excuse is getting more and more worn out each time we use it. Polygamous relationship or no, there's a limit to how many women we can just add to our group without asking the other members their feelings.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:01 No.18902272
    Don't worry about it. Once we reach Peak Hayate, the free market will come up with affordable alternatives, such as the Hayate Body Pillow™, robotic Hayatroids, and low-cost wind-up-dolls with Hayate's face and a voice recording.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:01 No.18902278
    This isn't just thanks to the prank that was the catalyst

    She saw how happy we were with the girls and we fell into what she has wanted for a long time, the whole kids thing just made her think that it would work if she approached us about it
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)23:03 No.18902298
    on the other hand, it shouldn't be a problem in this situation. it shouldn't come as too much of a surprise to the rest of the family, considering how long Mio has been in orbit.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:03 No.18902300
    Have you not been paying attention? We tell them that we've caused her to want to be part of the family, not that she IS part of the family.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:03 No.18902301
    Although Erica has nobody to blame but herself for this one.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:03 No.18902305
    Except it is what happens

    We didn't think the prank through and so we inadvertently caused Mio to get swagged to the point of no return, we didn't consciously add her
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:03 No.18902307
    rolled 59 = 59

    The "I did it again" explanation is just to indicate that we've inadvertently attracted the attentions of another woman, not that we're bringing her home.
    The current girls have ultimate veto power, and they're welcome to exercise when they feel the need.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:03 No.18902308
    Polyamorous, technically. But yes.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:04 No.18902318
    >without asking the other members their feelings.
    They all have the right to veto anyone that approaches them about joining the family.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:04 No.18902319
    Honestly, before anything, we should come clean about the horrible idea involving pranking her and everyone else with the future kids thing. She might have had a passing interest before, but that prank solidified that into her head. Some people might not mind a push - some very much do. We need to find that out right now, because when she finds out that it was really just us, she may very well massacre us and Erica.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/28/12(Sat)23:04 No.18902320
    They're likely still asleep. And as >>18902263 says, "I did it again" really is getting old.

    I'd say, we take Mio home, make breakfast, and leave them to talk.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:05 No.18902326
    Is she only doing this because she thinks her success is guaranteed? That's kinda weird.

    We should have just gotten raped by Trude instead of pretending to be their kids and junk.
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)23:06 No.18902340
    it's midnight, not morning.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/28/12(Sat)23:06 No.18902346
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    "I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but that decision is not for me to make. It's up to the girls." you tell her as her grip tightens.
    "If you don;t mind me asking, what brought this up? I thought you were Mostly joking with claiming me as your wife? Why so serious now?"

    She looks to the side, as if unable to respond.
    After a couple of deep breaths she turns back to you and softly says.
    "I saw our child... from the future. And it wasn't a dream, no. It was real. I held him, felt his warmth. I'd like to feel it again."

    [ ]tell her
    [ ]don't tell her (yet)
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:07 No.18902359
    Well this was actually Erica's doing

    We might of planned it ooc but in the end she was the one who said kids
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:07 No.18902361
    Take two Whiskies and see me in the morning?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:08 No.18902363
    I like the speech here.

    But I think Mio is doing this for more than just the kids thing. I agree with everyone else that she's been interested for awhile, our prank probably just gave her the boost she needed to make a move.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:08 No.18902368
    Not yet. We need to confer with Erica and do this in a way that won't kill us.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:08 No.18902369
    [x]tell her

    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:08 No.18902376
    [x] tell her
    "Oh god not again."
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:09 No.18902381
    Well shit

    We should tell her, say what happened and take the blame, then our possible rape
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:09 No.18902382
    Fuck it. Tell her. Apologize profusely.
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)23:09 No.18902383
    [x]Tell her

    hug her, explain that it was meant as a prank, but if this is what she wants we'd be happy to reciprocate.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:09 No.18902384
    Tell her. We need that suit in the clear, now. At whatever cost to our health, better now than later.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:10 No.18902388
    [x] tell her
    [x] tell her
    [x] tell her
    [x] tell her
    [x] tell her
    [x] tell her
    [x] tell her
    [x] tell her
    [x] tell her
    [x] tell her
    [x] tell her
    [x] tell her
    [x] tell her

    And apologise profusely for it as well.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/28/12(Sat)23:10 No.18902390
    Well, yes. I didn't mean take her home at this very instant.

    Not yet.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:10 No.18902391
    Awkward moment. Dodge the question. "You... might want to speak to one of the experts here about time travel. I have been learning something on the topic, and I do not think that makes matters as certain as it sounds."

    Then summon up our willpower and cop to. "Also, that may not have been time travel. For instance, Erica might have decided that a prank with age-warping candy would be hilarious."
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:10 No.18902403
    [x] Tell her.

    "You might want to kill me and Erica for this, but. . . "
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:11 No.18902408
    [x]don't tell her (yet)
    We need to talk to Erica about this, wake her up if necessary. And we shouldn't commit to anything till after we talk with Erica on how to not get the two of us killed by an angry Mio.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:11 No.18902411
    This isn't going to be pretty either way. But tell her, and hope she doesn't kill us too much.
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)23:11 No.18902414
    want to chime in again Wheatley just so we all know what the correct answer is?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:12 No.18902422
    Ask her to sit down before we tell her, so we have a couple precious seconds to escape while she gets up.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:12 No.18902426

    This really was a bad idea.

    We can't deceive her anymore on this. It would be highly immoral.

    [x]tell her now

    "Mio... I have to tell you this. What you saw wasn't a vision from the future. We were experimenting with age-altering candies in class, and Erica got the idea to go prank people as children. That wasn't your son, it was me.

    Afterwards I realized what a horrible thing it was. I am very sorry, and will accept whatever punishment you levy."

    And then we pray she doesn't kill us.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/28/12(Sat)23:13 No.18902433
    Okay, fellow elegan/tg/entlemen, here's my 2¢: Hayate going along with Erica's little "mommy-mommy!" prank has resulted in Mio getting swagged by us. Mio wants join the harem.

    But: the final decision on whether or not Mio joins the family belongs to the the girls & not us. I say that in the morning, we tell them about this little chat & that Mio wants in. Then we let them take a vote.

    If Erica is unhappy about this, then she has herself to blame. This prank was HER idea to start with, so it's on her as well as Hayate.

    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)23:13 No.18902434
    [ ]tell her
    might as well get it over with, honesty and all that.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:14 No.18902443
    Also, to avoid this happening again. . .

    Erica gets to tell Trude.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:14 No.18902444
    Guess what? We were fucking with people in a pretty bad way. Sometimes, you've got to just accept that you fucked up, and take your licks.

    And honestly, with the way we messed with people, did anyone really NOT think it would come back to bite us? Or that we deserve to escape punishment for messing with people's emotions like that?
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/28/12(Sat)23:14 No.18902448

    [X] Don't tell her (yet)

    We need to confer with the other girls first.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)23:15 No.18902457
    YES! I don't want a I beam colonoscopy.
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)23:16 No.18902462
    the pranking was our idea as players. Erica was LG leading us by the hand because we clamored for it so hard.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/28/12(Sat)23:16 No.18902463
    It's family, not harem.

    Sakamoto was already orbiting, this just pushed her into entry.

    The rest of this is pretty blatant.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/28/12(Sat)23:16 No.18902471
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:16 No.18902472
    [x]tell her now

    If she really wants this, then it won't matter.
    She'll MAKE that future happen.
    After all. she's the "Hero of Japan"
    A little thing like probability won't stop her from getting her son.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:17 No.18902479

    [x] tell her

    what could go wrong?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:17 No.18902490
    Fuck that, we man up for our mistake, complain all you want.
    Erica may have started this, but we accepted to go along with it.

    Stop shifting all the blame on Erica, and man the fuck up. Its our responsibility to take up the consequences of the prank

    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)23:18 No.18902496
    Inb4 rollem, nat 1's everywhere!
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:18 No.18902502
    >If she really wants this, then it won't matter.
    That's the real point here. We should tell her now.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:18 No.18902510

    personally i don't like mio as a lover, only as a bro.

    [X] tell her
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/28/12(Sat)23:18 No.18902514

    I stand corrected. But I agree with you: Mio was already orbiting & this prank just pushed her over the edge.

    We need to confer with the family & have the girls vote. If they vote Yes, then we tell Mio the truth & see if she still wants to join the family. Fair enough??
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)23:18 No.18902515
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:20 No.18902530
    Is it wrong that my ideal woman is basically Mio? (not waifu though)

    She reminds me of a close female friend that Im close to
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)23:20 No.18902531
    this nigga speaks the truth. we stay honest and this should go relatively painlessly.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/28/12(Sat)23:20 No.18902534

    >If she wants this, then it won't matter...unless the girls vote NO

    ftfy anon
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:21 No.18902537
    That, and her happiness then was real, regardless of our idiocy. If her feelings were sincere and her resolve genuine, they won't be changed by something like this.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)23:21 No.18902539
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:22 No.18902557
    Mio was the responsible big sister to two of our girls.

    Also, they already had a sort-of run in with this when they offered to sell our bedspace.

    I don't think it'll be a problem.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:23 No.18902560
    Yea, mistype and shit
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:23 No.18902569
    That won't stop Mio
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:24 No.18902577

    everyone has their own preferences, so no its not wrong

    the trouble for me when my closest friend become my lover, and have a not so good breakup, the feeling of it is way more worse.

    trust me i have been there....
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)23:25 No.18902586
    If anything it would encourage her.

    >derpest proclaim
    Well fuck you too captcha.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:25 No.18902589
    What she was feeling was our warmth anyway.

    Little steps.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/28/12(Sat)23:26 No.18902598

    True, so that's probably 2 automatic Yes votes. The other two girls are the votes that will tell the tale.

    I say let the girls vote, then Hayate & Erica both tell Mio the truth & then it's Mio's decision on whether or not she still wants this.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:27 No.18902613
    Oh god, I dont know what to think anymore, she's nice and all, but I dont even know if she has a boyfriend or other shit.

    I aint even sure if a really like her. FUCK Im not good at this shit
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:27 No.18902614
    is it just me or am i having a deja vu moment here....
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:28 No.18902622
    Take it easy then bro. Get the info you need to make an informed decision, and then act on it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/28/12(Sat)23:28 No.18902627
    Well, it's not the first time Sakamoto's approached us about getting in, though last time it seemed much less... serious.
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)23:29 No.18902636
    well you did say 'my ideal woman reminds me a really close friend'

    good luck figuring that out, and even better luck getting what you want.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:30 No.18902638
    Seeing your own kid from the future would tend to make you serious the fuck up, I'd imagine.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)23:30 No.18902639
    Secretly ever since her eye saw our "swag" she has wanted us.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:31 No.18902653

    ow we did?

    fucking memory is so bad, it only register as deja vu's

    well thank you for pointing it out.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/28/12(Sat)23:32 No.18902663
    But of course.

    It was also at the breakfast table, while the rest of the family was there.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:32 No.18902664
    Magic eye that can see anything. . .

    Oh god, she can actually see the magical representation of our Swag. . .
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:32 No.18902671
    No, we should fess up before having a vote.

    She might back out, and then the vote will have been unnecessary.

    Also: Is it just me or are we swagging all the Strike Witches? Is that a side-effect of running alongside SWQ, or just coincidence?
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/28/12(Sat)23:32 No.18902672
    Well, I guess LG is tallying the votes & writing up his response to them.

    The suspense is starting to get to me a little...
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:33 No.18902677
    God Fucking Damn it Jesus Christ sonofabitch fuck

    Anyway the concensus seems to be tell her and make it up to her, somehow
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:33 No.18902681
    Either that or his shitty power company suffered another blackout.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/28/12(Sat)23:34 No.18902690
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    "I have a confession to make Mio." you tell her as you look her in the eyes.
    "That wasnt a vison form the future."
    Confusion, that's what you saw in her face.
    "Earlier in class we were experimenting with age altering candies. Erica got it into her head to go pull pranks on people, and I allowed myself to be roped into it."
    Confusion makes way to anger.
    "That little boy was me. I'm sorry if we deceived you. I'm sorry if we hurt you. I'm sorry we were idiotic enough to think that noone would get hurt."
    Anger changes into clarity.

    She lets go of your hand and reaches up for her sword.
    The gleaming blade left it's sheathe silently, the edge shining in the moonlight.
    Her right eye is glowing brightly, as bright as a burning world.
    Her normal left one has the look of a beast.

    She steps back to give her more room to swing her sword and points it at your chest.

    [ ]I deserved this.
    [ ]violence will solve nothing
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:34 No.18902698
    Shut up. I don't want to think about the shits I'd flip if that were the case.

    Not now.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:34 No.18902700
    I deserve this.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/28/12(Sat)23:35 No.18902701
    >[ ]I deserved this.
    >[ ]violence will solve nothing
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:35 No.18902703
    We tell her the truth, apologise for messing with her feelings that way, and let her know that if she still wants in then we're honoured and she should ask the girls about it sometime.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:35 No.18902705
    I deserve this
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:35 No.18902708
    [x]I deserved this.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:35 No.18902710

    they have the best girls that is all.

    just thank LG that negima's students has not come here.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:35 No.18902712
    I deserved this, but violence will solve nothing.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:35 No.18902715
    Can we tell if she's going for the kill?

    Because if she's going to just bash us with the dull side, then I'd take it.

    But if she's going to stab us, then [x]violence solves nothing.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:36 No.18902726
    Negi brings them here on a field trip. We swag them all. Even his aunt.
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)23:37 No.18902736
    [x]I deserved this
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:37 No.18902743
    >[X] I deserve this
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:37 No.18902747

    I really don't think she'll kill us.


    [^]I deserved this.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)23:37 No.18902748
    [ ]I deserved this.
    Kneel too, the honorable Japanese way.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/28/12(Sat)23:38 No.18902750

    Still mad about that ending brah.
    So mad.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:38 No.18902752
    [x] I deserve this

    We shouldn't dishonor her or ourselves by begging, or by trying to rationalize our conduct. My vote is to simply kneel, close our eyes, offer one final apology, and accept whatever comes with dignity.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:38 No.18902753
    "...but I wouldn't be opposed to making the false vision of the future come true."
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:38 No.18902759

    open your arms and smile

    then whisper "im sorry, thank you for being my friend"

    [x]I deserved this.
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)23:39 No.18902772
    listen man, don't go rocking your relationships just cause two anons told you to.


    seriously, calm down, and make sure you take a long hard think about how you feel and what you want before you do or say anything to try to change your relationship with your friend.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:39 No.18902773
    The proper Japanese way is either to disembowel yourself so as to take personal responsibility, or to do remain standing and facing her.
    Kneeling is demeaning and disgraceful.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/28/12(Sat)23:40 No.18902781
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    "I deserved this." you say as you put your hands down to your sides and wait for the inevitable touch of cold steel.
    "You did indeed, dear wife." She tells you before the blade flashes quickly in the night.

    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:40 No.18902782
    I don't think that's gonna happen anymore, brah.

    >I deserve this.

    Because we do. It's a mean thing to do to someone.

    If she doesn't kill us, we go back, wake Erica the fuck up, and we force her to start apologizing to everyone.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)23:41 No.18902789
    well shit, i did't know that, i guess stand then. I thought kneeling was a show of accepting it or some shit.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/28/12(Sat)23:41 No.18902793

    FUCK, I knew this would happen.


    Fine, fine, I'll vote with the mob this time.

    [X] I deserve this.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:41 No.18902798

    shhh.. shh... there there, it was all a dream... it never happened.

    he is still out there looking for his father...
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:42 No.18902799
    Im swearing because even I dont know what the triple ficking shit I am talking about.
    I'll bide my time and see what in the hell my heart is trying to say to my head, then I'll decide
    But then it might be too late
    No regrets, we truly deserved this.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:42 No.18902801
    oh boy sidestory time
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:42 No.18902806
    We're either going to be naked or neutered.
    If the second is true, we're going to need a Cure Critical Wounds potion or a Regeneration Potion.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:43 No.18902810
    Ritual suicide was most often done in seiza. It's a position commonly associated with formal situations and with contemplation.

    After what we have done, it is not an inappropriate action to take.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)23:43 No.18902813
    Bring them to yoshika, she has experience with those kinds of wounds.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:43 No.18902815
    >blade is sheathed and she jumped forward to kiss us
    >shock is on our face as cherry blossoms float through the air, a chime in the wind
    >the moment ends
    >"Wait, what was that?"
    >"I... I kiss-"
    >"No, the flowers and the music and all that. What the hell?"
    >"That... was my device. It has a penchant for the dramatic."
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:44 No.18902816
    A swag off with Negi is the last thing we need to have. We may win, but I'll be damned if there won't be casualties.

    We deserve this - totally.
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)23:44 No.18902821
    same as Fritz here. thought it was within honorableness to do it kneeling.
    but I'm just going off what I saw in The Last Samurai and 13 Assassins.
    >dirty gaijin all day erry day.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:44 No.18902823
    rynex is a faggot
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:44 No.18902824
    gg guys, nice ending lg.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:45 No.18902840
    >I thought kneeling was a show of accepting it or some shit.
    Oh man, that's hilarious.
    There's a whole ream of culturally important contexts there.
    If you're kneeling, it can mean one of several things, and not a lot of them good. Most of them put the onus of responsibility and duty on the person doing the cutting; as in, this is either their job, or they're doing it as a mercy to you because you physically can't kill yourself.

    Not killing yourself when you are perfectly capable of doing so, and forcing the other party to HAVE to get their sword dirty by killing you, is usually construed as you NOT being apologetic, and basically as one last act of defiance against the judgement against you.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:46 No.18902848


    you are blankidy blankidy
    and you woke up middle of the night.
    you notice he is not there.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:48 No.18902864
    >Ritual suicide was most often done in seiza.
    That is correct.
    However, being in that position and NOT committing seppuku yourself, without some extenuating circumstances (too sick, young, or old to be able to do it properly), would be considered insulting, because it changes from an apology and the acceptance of responsibility, to an execution.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)23:48 No.18902869
    well i'm sorry, I'm not gonna lie i have never even met a japanese person. Not even someone of japanese descent.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:50 No.18902879
    i guess the ending was

    -puts on glasses-

    a slashing hit

    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:50 No.18902885
    Huh, I was taking the whole I Deserved this choice as us giving her the fight she wants to work out her feelings and then have end up with her raping us after getting worked up from the fight.
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)23:51 No.18902895
    so even when you knew you had to die and were cool with it, there was still a way to say 'fuck the police' if you had a mind to?
    I assume if you did that there was bad consequences for your family.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:51 No.18902897
    Except not only is she our superior, she had already threatened execution.

    Kneeling would therefore offer our acceptance of the judgement she was already positioned to mete out.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/28/12(Sat)23:51 No.18902899
    Nope. "I Deserve this" was "let her do it." While "Violence achieves nothing" would be attempting to talk her down.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/28/12(Sat)23:51 No.18902900
    I'm convinced that there's some anonymous fa/tg/uys who troll the quest threads for one purpose only: at a critical juncture, they suggest something stupid & then let the hivemind take over....for the express purpose of fucking up the game.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:51 No.18902901
    It was the take your punishment like a man choice
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)23:51 No.18902904
    Nope, but we're probably gonna get raped anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:52 No.18902912





    go commit sudoko
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)23:53 No.18902921
    but this isn't one of those times. we're trying to be responsible adults after having fucked up badly, and that means accepting the consequences of our actions.
    "always speak the truth, even if it costs your life" and all that business.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)23:53 No.18902922
    What's sudoku? i thought killing yourself that way was called yakisoba.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:54 No.18902923
    I think the same thing.

    Although you should never underestimate stupidity. /tg/ is made of people who spend their lives immersed in fantasy worlds, and that tends to distort the thinking process.

    I cannot tell you the number of times I've seen posters try to defend inane positions as rational.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:55 No.18902927
    Oh fritz.
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)23:55 No.18902929
    nah man, the yakisoba is the nip version of the mafia.
    sudoku is the ritual suicide.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:55 No.18902930
    No, don't blame anon's fuckups on some eeeviill trollgroup. This is our bit.

    And it's entirely in character for HAYATE of all people to be "Yeah, I fucked up. Lay it on me." In fact, it would be breaking character to try and run away.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)23:56 No.18902940
    I thought the mafia was bento.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:57 No.18902951
    No, that's the word for both hello and goodbye, because it's the same word there.
    >> Lookout 04/28/12(Sat)23:57 No.18902952
    that's the japanese Bentley-knockoff manufacturer.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/28/12(Sat)23:57 No.18902955
    Nah, bento are those ball gambling machines.
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:58 No.18902963
    you are now aware that we ran out of beads, and died for real. LG just didn't post BAD END or the like to watch our confusion
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:58 No.18902967
    Enough with the hilariously, intentionally inaccurate Japanese. You're ruining the mood.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/28/12(Sat)23:59 No.18902972
    ohh now i get it, so yakisoba is the mafia, sudoku is ritual suicide, and bento is hello/ goodbye. But then what is onee/ onii mean?
    >> Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)23:59 No.18902974
    LG has invested too much time to just drop us off like that.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:00 No.18902983
    I'm pretty sure he's punishing us for a stupid, stupid decision. I had a DM just like that once. Just LOOOVED to point out his PC's mistakes by having each one come back and bit us in the ass.

    Usually multiple times.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:00 No.18902984
    Onii are those ugly monster things.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:00 No.18902988
    I dunno. Even if he ended it like this... I would be retardedly butthurt, but still play in his next quest.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:00 No.18902991
    And we knew we had about 8+ beads to go still
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)00:00 No.18902994
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    The awaited sensation of metal striking flesh never came.
    'Did she miss?' you think to your self as you see her pull back form the strike 'Impossible.'

    She sheathes her sword again.
    And as the blade fully hid itself with a small *clink*,
    your pants came apart like confetti.

    She did it expertly, not even letting you notice what she did until the pants desintegrated.
    Your boxers were spared the cruel fate that met the jeans you wore, and you stand there dumbfounded.

    "You have been a very, very bad wife, tricking me into thinking of seeing our future child." she again steps towards you.
    "I should have remembered something someone once told me: You do not find the future, you make it."

    Before you can even think of running, she pulls down your boxers, exposing your Tanto to the cold night air.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]I deserved this
    [ ]Violence will solve nothing
    [ ]CRAZY IVAN *add a roll if you choose this*
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)00:01 No.18902997
    That's when the little girls/boys want your cock.

    What mood?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:01 No.18902998
    Nah, it just says she used the blade, doesn't say she actually cut us. I'm fully expecting she just expertly cut all our clothes off, and we're now standing naked and vulnerable in front of her.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/29/12(Sun)00:01 No.18903001
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    rolled 1, 4, 5, 5, 5, 3, 1, 4, 5, 1, 3, 2, 5, 3 = 47


    The term for ritual self-disembowelment
    is "seppuku"!

    Yes I mad...
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:01 No.18903002
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:01 No.18903004
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    This line. We have crossed it.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:01 No.18903005
    No onii are cats

    Onee are another type of pet
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:02 No.18903011

    That was my vote and I'm sticking to it.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:02 No.18903012
    >[ ]I deserved this
    >[ ]Violence will solve nothing
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:02 No.18903014
    I deserved this.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:02 No.18903015
    rolled 13 = 13


    As tempting as it is to let Mio have her naughty, naughty way with us, that would be cheating on our family. And we can't do that.

    So, CRAZY IVAN to get us out of here!

    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/29/12(Sun)00:02 No.18903017
    [ ]I deserved this
    Let the kimono's fly!
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:02 No.18903021
    rolled 5 = 5

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:02 No.18903022
    Mio, you know very well that we have to clear this with the rest of the family before either of us do anything to each other.

    If you want my butlery goodness you're going to have to follow procedure.
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)00:02 No.18903023
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    rolled 79 = 79

    babby-making is definitely over the live without the girls permission
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:02 No.18903025
    rolled 87 = 87


    [X]CRAZY IVAN *add a roll if you choose this*


    We are NOT going to deal with the bullshit that fucking Mio will bring! Trude will kill us, Erica and Ursula will kill us, Hina will kill us...fuck, Perrine will fucking kill us.

    Time to NOPE out of there.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)00:03 No.18903027
    rolled 36 = 36

    Violence will Solve EVERYTHING.

    I'm not even sure what that means.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:03 No.18903028
    Im liking her more and more, which is frankly creeping me the fuck out

    You guys vote, my noggin isnt aligned right for this.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:03 No.18903031
    [x] CRAZY IVAN
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:03 No.18903033
    rolled 8 = 8

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:03 No.18903035
    [x]Violence will solve nothing
    Can't we talk this over in the morning, with a nice breakfast and without the rape?
    Can we at least use lube?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:03 No.18903038
    Damn it. I liked those pants. Give me a second. I want to empty my pockets.
    Use port key.

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:03 No.18903040
    rolled 56 = 56


    We do need to talk to our family before we start doing anything with Mio.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)00:04 No.18903044
    rolled 97 = 97

    But seriously, I'mma stick with
    [x]Violence will solve nothing
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:04 No.18903047
    >[x]Violence will solve nothing

    "Stop. I deserved this, Erika possibly deserves this, but the other girls are blameless and I'm not going to let you do anything that would hurt or upset them."
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:04 No.18903048

    On one hand, crazy sex with Mio.

    On the other hand, she's not part of our family and that would be cheating. Bad Hayate.

    [x]violence will solve nothing.

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:04 No.18903051
    rolled 86 = 86

    Crazy Ivan

    Kiss her
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:05 No.18903052
    [X]I deserved this
    [X]Violence will solve nothing
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:05 No.18903054
    [X]crazy ivan
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:05 No.18903055
    Violence will solve nothing.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:05 No.18903057
    [x] Violence will solve nothing
    Come now, Mio. Didn't we just tell you that this was a group decision, and that we value our family above all else?

    Would we be the kind of wife worth having if we went back on that?
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/29/12(Sun)00:06 No.18903059
    rolled 55 = 55

    My boner is rising on its own!
    But really crazy ivan!
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:06 No.18903062
    rolled 13 = 13

    Adding a roll for this in case it actually counts as Crazy Ivan - I'm not clear on what crazy ivan would be in this situation, so not sure if that's the option which fits
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/29/12(Sun)00:06 No.18903064

    We were in our boxers but Mio just pulled them down.


    [X] I deserved this. It begins! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLVTaN0Tz08

    Brit selvesd. No, captcha, Mio is Japanese.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:06 No.18903065
    >Erica told us we'd get raped

    "I told you about that Sakamoto!"

    "It keeps happening!"

    "I told you!"

    Actually, if we had a forceful sex event every other time we ran into Sakamoto, that would become a hilarious comedic gag.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:06 No.18903068

    And don't forget: Mio isn't going to keep this on the down low. She will be bragging about this to whoever will listen later, even if she doesn't follow us home and hop into bed with us.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/29/12(Sun)00:06 No.18903069
    rolled 63 = 63

    or not... god they hate me.
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)00:07 No.18903073
    guys, we gotta get out of here now.
    We aren't MCNGAF, we're classy butler and dammit we are smarter than this.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:07 No.18903074
    What about the titanium jock?

    [x] Violence will solve nothing!
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:08 No.18903080
    What happened to our jockstrap?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:09 No.18903087
    [x] Violence will solve nothing
    [x] Violence will solve nothing
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:09 No.18903097
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/29/12(Sun)00:10 No.18903101
    rolled 73 = 73


    Why did i see an image of hayate wearing nothing but the titanium jockstrap running through the school being chased by a sword waving mio who is yelling obscenities and lewd comments?
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)00:10 No.18903110
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    I hope those weren't all d100s, otherwise you have truly shitty luck.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:11 No.18903113
    [x] Violence will solve nothing
    She'll create a time paradox if she cuts it off, she'll make us feel bad if anything else.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/29/12(Sun)00:11 No.18903114
    Sorry forgot to turn off dice.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:11 No.18903115
    rolled 94 = 94

    This. Dammit, we are NOT gonna cheat on our girls. We make that clear and if she doesn't stop, we GTFO.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:11 No.18903117
    Mio's sword cuts through alien metals that survive space travel.

    Titanium is nothing to it.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:11 No.18903121
    rolled 57 = 57

    I am rolling for these shenanigans
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/29/12(Sun)00:12 No.18903126
    Why do I have the feeling that Mio will chase us down all the way to our room?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:13 No.18903137
    Mentilate Erica!!
    Hayate needs air support!
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/29/12(Sun)00:13 No.18903139

    They weren't. 14d6 from a different thread. Forgot to change back to "noko".
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:14 No.18903142
    >Mio chasing us
    >girls look out the hall to see what's going on
    >see us in nothing but strap
    >it's no longer just Mio chasing us
    >rush back to our room trailing a horde of girls
    >Mio starts directing them like a commander
    >we're flanked on all sides
    >Erica flies in and performs an aerial extraction
    >Mio grabs her own strikers and pursues

    I want this to happen so bad.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/29/12(Sun)00:14 No.18903145
    What in shurikans name do you need 14 d6's for?
    (that's god right?)
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:14 No.18903146
    No but the erection we have from sheer terror should be nine times that of a diamond.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)00:15 No.18903148
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    "Mio, please. Violence will solve nothing!" you say as you struggle to pull your boxers back up.
    "Dear wife, I assure you that I will be nothing but gentle. Unless you like it rough." She says without taking her eyes off your secret weapon.
    "M-mio... Can't we talk this over?" you search the ground for your portkey.
    "Hush... The time for talking has passed." she pulls your spoon-print light-blue boxers with down even further, her tongue flicking over her lips as she does so.

    Finally you found what you were looking for.
    You pick up the little silver rabbit and press the lid of the teapot.
    In an instant you are ported back to the house.

    "Tsk! He got away." Mio says as she's left there kneeling on the roof.
    She stands up and straightens herself, your boxers quickly going inside her pockets.

    You stand there on the lamp-lit front steps of your house, naked from the waist down.
    The ever constant breeze sends a chill up your spine as you think of what you just narrowly avoided.

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:15 No.18903151


    kraus give me 5 fried chicken drumstick QUICKLY


    -shove it into pooper-
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/29/12(Sun)00:16 No.18903163

    NO! The twins would kill us! Mentilate to Erica, "HELP, I'm gonna get raped by Mio!"
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:16 No.18903165
    New underwear, back to bed.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:17 No.18903168
    Emergency household meeting, followed by fucking Mio until she can't stand in the morning.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:17 No.18903170
    Laugh. Really fucking hard. Hard enough to shake the globe. So hard the girls wake up.

    Then we curl into a ball and cry. "I-I was so scared..."
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:17 No.18903171
    Erica, WAKE UP NOW.
    Mio. . .
    gonna get raped. . .
    save me. . .
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:17 No.18903174
    Might as well put some pants on. Armor up until we get some pants.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)00:17 No.18903179
    rolled 27 = 27

    Reacquire proper clothing, hope none of the girls woke up during our absence.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:17 No.18903180
    First things first: get another pair of boxers and pants.

    Then we gently life Erica out of the bed, carry her out to one of the other rooms, and wake her up. If Mio had this kind of reaction, we should talk about what Trude's reaction is going to be.
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)00:18 No.18903184
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    >she keeps our boxers

    head back up to the bedroom, wake up erica.
    "You were right about Sakamoto, and since this was your birlliant plan, you get to be my rape guardian."
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:18 No.18903188

    hm... let is if i can still do this...

    *helicopter dick
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:18 No.18903189
    But seriously, where did the titanium jock go? Or did she somehow manage to cut our pants and the jock off without damaging the boxers?
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/29/12(Sun)00:18 No.18903190

    Get inside the house...somehow. We're gonna have to explain being locked out & bare-assed naked to the girls somehow.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:18 No.18903191
    Wake up Erica

    Tell her she can explain the prank to Trude
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:19 No.18903197
    She'll get a couple of Melmo's Shota candies. THEN, rape us.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:19 No.18903198


    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:20 No.18903201
    >about to get oral from HERO OF JAPAN
    >run away

    That's our Hayate!

    >she kept our boxers
    >shlicks while sniffing them

    Not sure if aroused or disturbed.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:20 No.18903202
    >rape guardian
    Fox guarding the henhouse.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:21 No.18903209
    >She stands up and straightens herself, your boxers quickly going inside her pockets.
    Shit. shes gonna fly it from the flagpole isn't she?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:21 No.18903211
    It's more like a fox guarding a henhouse from other foxes.
    This is HER henhouse, and she'll keep the rabble out.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/29/12(Sun)00:21 No.18903214
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    I think the mental picture of Mio schlicking while sniffing our boxers is hot.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:22 No.18903218
    This man, he speaks wisdom.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/29/12(Sun)00:22 No.18903220
    Define flagpole.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)00:22 No.18903221
    rolled 44 = 44

    >Not sure if aroused or disturbed.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:22 No.18903222
    >unfucking this situation

    I think that the only thing that will unfuck this situation is fucking.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:22 No.18903226
    Supporting this.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:23 No.18903227
    Kraus can generate clothes for us for the moment

    She is the hero of Japan with a katana
    She can cut whatever she wishes and avoid whatever she doesn't want to cut

    Tell Erica that she has to either agree to sort this out or tell the girls what happened. This is as much her fault this time as ours
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:23 No.18903228
    Her flag pole
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)00:23 No.18903230
    well this *is* Whyboner: The Quest
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:23 No.18903232
    >kraus bunny mode
    >bunny mode activated
    >walk into room to look for pants

    GF a: hayate? why are you dress like that at this time of the night?

    nothing this is all a dream

    >you quickly go to the closet
    >bend over

    >GF a: where is your underwear?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:23 No.18903233
    New boxers, Erica as rape guardian, tell her to tell the truth to trude, they have a good relationship. I think.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:23 No.18903234
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    I think we need to get our rape whistle back from Jacob.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/29/12(Sun)00:24 No.18903236
    Hmmm, once again, define flagpole.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/29/12(Sun)00:24 No.18903239

    I vote this. Mentilate to Erica to wake up & let us in. Tell her exactly what happened & that SHE gets to explain things to Trude; we've done more than enough.

    In the morning, we tell the girls the whole story & have them vote on Mio joining the family...and that if the Nos win it, Mio may just rape Hayate anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:25 No.18903241
    Can I get a source on that?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:26 No.18903247
    her pole which would get flagged if i posted it here
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)00:27 No.18903249
    she'll use it as one of those identifying flags that samurai wear on their backs, bearing our underpants proudly into battle.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:28 No.18903251
    >& have them vote on Mio joining the family
    I wouldn't be so hasty.
    Besides, isn't it their policy that a girl has to come to them and confess her feelings?
    That's how the twins did it with Nanoha, and how the three of them did it with Hina.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:28 No.18903253
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    >this pic

    Is it from a game? And if so, where do I find it?

    I've been looking for SO LONG.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:29 No.18903256
    found it on Konachan.

    NSFW, obviously.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)00:30 No.18903269
    rolled 47 = 47

    Minna in the background is hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:30 No.18903272
    >Minna in the background
    Gets me every time.
    Im curious too now.
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)00:30 No.18903274
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    y'know, one of these things, like yoshimitsu.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:30 No.18903276
    It was hot when I first saw it, and its still hot now
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:30 No.18903278
    >Minna in the background

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:30 No.18903282
    No, it's just a photoshop.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/29/12(Sun)00:31 No.18903287
    Well im out all, getting up early to go fishing tomorrow.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)00:32 No.18903300
    rolled 34 = 34

    Have fun. I'll try to roll a 1 for you.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:32 No.18903302

    >as the girls are discussing
    >mio mentaliates something to the twins

    Mio: well anata that is 2 votes yes, and 2 votes no... looks like it all comes to YOUR decision.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:32 No.18903303
    Jesus one pair will not be enough, she'll be back for more soon!
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:33 No.18903309
    >Mio: well anata that is 2 votes yes, and 2 votes no... looks like it all comes to YOUR decision.
    "Im too afraid of you to say no."
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:33 No.18903313

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:33 No.18903316
    Nah each of the girls has veto power.
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)00:34 No.18903322
    >more forced de-boxering
    now i'm the one who's not sure if I'm disturbed or aroused.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:34 No.18903327
    We'd be so fucking scared, we'd become Susan due to pure testicular terror.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:35 No.18903337
    Man this systems going to crash and burn.
    >Picture the Bureau, except sandy and all wild western
    >Girls in open conflict in the halls/streets.
    >Were offered as a trophy to the strongest of them all.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/29/12(Sun)00:36 No.18903350

    I agree with the others: that won't stop Mio. If any girls vote No, we should let them know that fact.

    NO Vote = Mio rapes us anyway
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:36 No.18903354
    The alternative is forcing them to put up with people they can't get along with because herp derp majority and that ain't right.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)00:36 No.18903355
    rolled 100 = 100

    Not both?

    Mio needs to approach them about joining. Before that, Erica and us need to go have a talk with her, about if she's still serious about it.

    Well, we need to talk to her, Erica needs to apologize, and act as chaperone.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:37 No.18903357
    Maybe we can get a Chastity Belt made of that metal Sasuke had his cuffs made out of?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)00:37 No.18903360
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    >acquire pants
    >Talk to Erica
    >And yes, you did lose the Titanium jock. It's now random chunks of metal on the library's roof.

    You quickly and quietly make your way into the house and grab yourself something to cover yourself with.

    After getting suitably clothed, you pick up the still small Erica from the bed and carry her to one of the other bedrooms.
    "Erica..." you try and wake her up.
    "Erica. Hey." you tap her softly to rouse her.
    She opens her eyes and finds herself with you kneeling over her in bed.
    "Wha..?" she asks sleepily before she finally wakes up fully,
    "Waaait... Don't tell me you want to do it while I'm a kid."

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:38 No.18903368
    Tempting, but no. I'm trying to AVOID having sex tonight.

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:38 No.18903369
    "Maybe later. As for now <Explain situation>"
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:38 No.18903372

    well I.... i have to choose N-

    >mio suddenly omitting a terrible aura, more fiercer and darker than that one monster in the simulation where we rescued alot of kids.

    Mio: Take your time with your answer. Hayate-chan..
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:38 No.18903374
    >dat roll
    >Erica as "chaperone"
    >She ends up helping Mio rape us
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:39 No.18903376
    Trophy nothing, they're fighting for the right to lay in our bed!

    At least, that's how we market it until they drag us off our throne and ravage us on the ground.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:39 No.18903381
    "Mio completely bought our prank and asked to join up. Then after I explained she tried to rape me. You're talking to every single person we tricked tomorrow and sorting things out before everything goes horribly wrong."

    Then we go back to sleep and wonder where the hell our titanium jock went the one time we needed it.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:40 No.18903384
    Slap her.

    "No. Your little 'prank' has caught up with us in a big way. Mio just confessed she wanted to make 'our child a reality', and then tried to rape me. This is getting bad.

    "Also, you get to tell Trude."

    >slap is for even considering for a second that we're a pedophile.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:40 No.18903387
    To be fair, we did waste a life on sticking our tongue up Nanoha's butt.
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)00:41 No.18903391
    "Sakamoto just called me up to the library roof for a pretty fucking serious discuss. After I explained the prank to her, she got pretty serious about fucking me. you were completely right. She wants into the family.
    And you get to come clean with Trude, asap tomorrow."
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:41 No.18903393
    "Now's not the time for jokes, Erica, as much as you may think it is."
    Explain the situation with Mio, and that she has to tell Trude first thing in the morning.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)00:42 No.18903400
    rolled 23 = 23

    "What? No. God no. I just had an... interesting encounter with Mio. She expressed an interest joining the family, I told her the usual speil, and then... I spilled the beans on the prank. That's when she tried to rape me. As some sort of punishment, for being a 'naughty wife'. I need to clear things up with her, but frankly, I'm afraid to talk to her alone. Also, you get to tell Trude."
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)00:42 No.18903401
    serious discussion*
    fuck my typing skills tonight.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:43 No.18903407
    Big Red Button Syndrome.

    We picked that knowing damn well that it would end in disaster.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:43 No.18903409
    "After all the trouble that little prank almost caused me? Your not getting any for a while."
    "Mio tried to rape me, so your of rape guard duty, AND your explaining this to Trude."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)00:43 No.18903414
    rolled 4 = 4

    It was also Nanoha trying to force it sooner than she was actually ready.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/29/12(Sun)00:43 No.18903415

    "No, Erica. While you girls slept, Mio mentilated to me saying she needed to talk with me. I went to see what she wanted."

    "She bought into the prank & wants to join the family & have my children. When I told her the truth about the prank, she sliced my clothes off with her katana and tried to rape me. I got away from her & ran back here."

    "In the morning, you & the others need to vote on whether Mio joins the family or not. If not, she's probably going to rape me anyway."

    "That's pretty much it. Oh, by the way: YOU'RE telling Trude the truth. I've taken enough lumps over this."
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:44 No.18903417

    i don't think its even physically plausible with my siz-

    that is not why i wake you up, we need to get ready for war.

    * stare at her with fear and worry

    i told mio the truth.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:44 No.18903419
    "Why would your first assumption be that I want to do you like this? No, we have a bigger problem.

    Mio just tried to rape me. And I don't think she's given up just yet."
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:45 No.18903425
    This for the love of god.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:46 No.18903433
    Yes... yes... ALL OF MY AGREEMENT.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:46 No.18903435
    you know, its much more simple if you say

    "I told HER the truth"

    and she will know what you are talking about.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:47 No.18903444
    That pretty much covers it.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:47 No.18903448
    >"In the morning, you & the others need to vote on whether Mio joins the family or not
    No, that's against what the girls have done previously in this situation. Mio has to come to them before they decide, and not before.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)00:48 No.18903455
    rolled 72 = 72

    >doing things simply
    >this group
    That's funny.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:49 No.18903463
    serious dicksucking, surely?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:49 No.18903465
    Mio wants kids now.
    Told her truth about prank.
    Now, she wants my dick.
    Cut my Titanium Jock in half.
    Save me.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/29/12(Sun)00:50 No.18903474
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    Erica needs the details. She needs to know the consequences of her prank & that if Mio ends up raping us, then she has no business calling us a "cheater".
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:51 No.18903486
    Leave out the vote bit.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/29/12(Sun)00:52 No.18903491

    Quit taking me out of context.

    I said: ""In the morning, you & the others need to vote on whether Mio joins the family or not. If not, she's probably going to rape me anyway.""
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:53 No.18903496
    The ordering them to vote is against our character. That's all he's saying.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)00:53 No.18903500
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    You bop her on the head.
    "No, of course not." you tell her.
    "Mio called me out earlier while you were in bed. She asked a couple of serious things, and basically asked if she can get into the family." you begin explaining things to her as she sits up.
    "When I asked her why she wanted in, she said one of the reasons was seeing her 'future son'. When I told her about the prank and apologized, she tried to have her way with me."
    You gesture towards the towel you have wrapped around your waist.
    "She still has my boxers. Anyway, YOU are going to Trude first thing in the morning and explaining this to her. We don't want things to escalate further."
    She gets a serious look on her face, one that's quite alien to her features.
    "That bad huh?" she asks.
    "Possibly worse." you tell her.
    "Okay, I'll take care of Trude. Anything else you want to say?"
    "Mio might really want in." you tell her.
    "Possible. But then again, she could still be pulling your chain. Just watch out for her, and avoid dark areas and isolated hallways for now."
    "She scares and oddly enough, slightly excites me." you confide in her
    "She does that from time to time." she smirks.

    You find yourself some proper clothing and the two of you head back to bed with the others.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:54 No.18903505
    i wonder what would perrine feel now that her former love is now with her current one "officially"

    BEFORE her.

    we must really be a huge dick in the future for doing this...
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)00:54 No.18903510
    rolled 67 = 67

    Implying this shit is really under our control.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/29/12(Sun)00:55 No.18903516

    Then we need to let them know that Mio is going to be making rapefaces at us from now on. And probably trying at every opportunity. So if Mio succeeds, the girls can't yell "CHEATER!"

    Gods, it's like arguing with my 3-year-old nephew in here....
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:55 No.18903517

    We go with this:
    Apart from the vote part. We don't tell the girls to go vote, they deal with that themselves when someone comes to them, not when we tell them to.
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)00:55 No.18903518
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    >that picture
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:56 No.18903523

    well there you go, this is probably mio's reverse troll, like what ursula did

    she will be forever be in the friendzone
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:56 No.18903524
    Oh man. If Perrine catches wind of this, she's going to be angry that we beat her to her first crush, and she'll redouble her efforts to get in.

    Fun in the bed with us AND Mio? That'd be heaven for her.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)00:56 No.18903525
    rolled 7 = 7

    Oh god, yes.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:56 No.18903528
    Don't blame us. She would have been in the group if she'd just ask. . . and somehow convince the twins.

    Anyways, if she really is preggo, we won't have a choice. We have to go back and fuck her our else we'll get hit with a Pime Taradox.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:57 No.18903531
    She cut our pants off and was about to start sucking meat.

    She's not faking.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:57 No.18903532
    Erica is the one who warned us about Mio.
    They're already quite aware of what Mio is capable of, and that's why the voting bit is unnecessary.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:57 No.18903534
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    That feel when you have read all of the MSQ in the archives....and now have to read each thread as it comes. It feels like i finished one novel and have to wait for a shorth story to come out and continue the tale....
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:57 No.18903536
    She would get to fuck them both at the same time,
    I don't know about you, but I'd be psyched at this opportunity.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:58 No.18903544

    na, our parents genes probably caught up to us and we changed
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)00:58 No.18903548
    How long did it take you to catch up?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:00 No.18903563

    you know... we do have hazing for all the new players.

    right guys?
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)01:01 No.18903576
    it's called getting kicked in the emotion-balls by LG.
    we're all still being hazed.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:02 No.18903583
    Welcome them with open arms and give them their complementary Hayate meme?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:02 No.18903589
    LOL i pretty much burned through all 90+ threads over the last 2 or so weeks... i always saw the threads popping up, so one day istarted to read and got sucked in by the swag
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/29/12(Sun)01:03 No.18903597

    Now we get some sleep. We're gonna need it if we spend tomorrow fending off Mio's attempts at rape.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:03 No.18903599

    >implying the hazing ever ends

    Remember Naru?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:03 No.18903600
    Same with me, I just started a month or so ago.
    I'm a refugee from Metaquest and waiting for it to come back.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:03 No.18903606
    Bring the pistols to bed. They wont do shit, but we may feel better.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:04 No.18903607
    Dont worry, just reading the archives have gotten my nuts in a vice grip sometimes...like with those quad nat 1s that happened a couple threads ago
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:04 No.18903609
    >Thread in the 100s

    Jesus Christ OP. How much energy do you fucking have?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:04 No.18903610
    You are goddamn right I do.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:04 No.18903613
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    >> Conspiracy boy !/gmflCRNWY 04/29/12(Sun)01:04 No.18903616


    you guys know about that black hole eating away most of our magic yeah?

    what if, WHAT IF

    a-chan put that as a SEAL so that our parents Doucheness won't blend with our pure one.

    then we found away to break that seal in the future and over time our asshole prsonally gradually blend with our current one and officially become an asshole
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:06 No.18903625
    He's a god damn machine, fueled by tears and win.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:07 No.18903636
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    This diagram should show why

    LG generates PARANOIA.
    It accumulates in the players, leading to delicious tears that run allover the MSQ threads.
    Those delicious tears flow and feed LG sustaining the cycle.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/29/12(Sun)01:08 No.18903639
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    No complementary loli-Nanoha body pillow template? I am disappoint....
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:08 No.18903640

    LG: hmm... never thought it of that way... that is going to my notes.

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:09 No.18903650

    no i refuse to give tears to that again.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:10 No.18903657
    I really doubt that.

    Majaik isn't personality.

    The power drain could be any number of things. Until we get more information, speculation is useless.
    >> AddictivePersonality 04/29/12(Sun)01:11 No.18903665
    And no matter of all the older followers get jaded to the emotions...new readers like myself who catch up in the archives also bleed him some nourishment

    such as from my efforts over the last two weeks...so he got a healthy dose from me...

    >>>Fuck it, I am actually gonna namefag because i really like this quest
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:12 No.18903668
    We have strong evidence that the majaik drain is related to A-tan, and Hayate's home universe, per the readings collected by Kraus. We also know that it increases whenever Hayate gets stronger as well.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 04/29/12(Sun)01:14 No.18903688

    Well, I'm off to bed now. Don't get us raped by Mio, fellow fa/tg/uys...at least not in this thread.

    'Night, all.
    >> AddictivePersonality 04/29/12(Sun)01:15 No.18903697
    And our power increases whenever we add to the swagpile, which leads to a greater drain to compensate.

    >fml now actually watching Strike Witches on netflicks because of this...so much for sleep
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:15 No.18903698
    >implying we have any say in the matter.
    I'll fight, but the opponent is strong.
    Good night man.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:16 No.18903699
    I remember a bunch of the old tweets referencing Athena wanting to drag us back so that she could complete some sort of purpose.

    My guess is that she is siphoning off our power, somehow. Even across this distance.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)01:21 No.18903741
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    It's morning, you wake up with the combined weight of the girls pushing you deeper into the bed.

    After a quick teleport out of the thing and waking Erica up, you head to the kitchen to prepare breakfast.

    After handing Erica her expected cup of strong black coffee, you remind her about what she needed to do that morning.
    "Sure. I'll catch her on her jog. Don't worry, I'll tell her everything." She reassures you as she picks up a piece of toast.

    After Erica has gone out, and with the other three still in bed, you think of what to do now that breakfast is done.

    [ ]check on the snowberry plant
    [ ]read books
    [ ]other
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:22 No.18903756
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:22 No.18903759
    [X]read books

    Life's been hectic lately and we haven't had a chance to read the books Yuki wants us to read, also we get to drink some coffee on the beach on a perfect day while reading classic literature. Wonderful way to start the day.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:22 No.18903761
    [x]check on the snowberry plant
    We need to make sure it hasn't died on us.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:22 No.18903762
    Check on the plant

    Gotta be attentive to its weird magic plant needs and shit.

    Then read a little maybe.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:22 No.18903763
    [x] plant with [x] books
    We got a couple of gardening books, didn't we?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:22 No.18903764
    [x]check on the snowberry plant
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:24 No.18903772

    Gotta get those Yuki points.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:24 No.18903774
    Take a quick check on the plant, then if nothing seems obviously wrong with it, get to reading. Yuki went to the trouble of recommending us some specific books, we really need to get them read.
    >> AddictivePersonality 04/29/12(Sun)01:25 No.18903780
    check plant then do some quiet reading while waiting for the girls

    >dsedpar diadam captcha what we desparing about now?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:25 No.18903784
    Plant, then books.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:28 No.18903804
    It shouldn't take more than about 30 seconds to check the plant, so plant, then books.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:32 No.18903828
    Oh my god if we paired with Ami, Mami and Miki we could preform the opening from Lucky Star perfectly.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)01:34 No.18903840
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    You head out into the garden to check on the snowberry sprout you took from the forest last weekend.

    It's been transfered to a shaded part near the back, and Lo has proven to be quite the competent gardener. The soil has been aerated and it's been watered recently.

    It looks healthy enough, but you can't be quite sure.
    You make a mental note to check if any of those gardening books you got say anything about it.

    After a quick cursory glance at the other plants in the garden, you head back inside and settle yourself in to read that Botanical reference book.

    First five will be averaged
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:35 No.18903846
    rolled 87 = 87

    Here's to reading comprehension!
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:35 No.18903848
    rolled 67 = 67

    Dice roll.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:35 No.18903850
    rolled 91 = 91

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:35 No.18903852
    rolled 45 = 45


    Here's hoping.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:35 No.18903853
    rolled 19 = 19

    We do know how to read, right? I mean, we can't have been neglected that badly, right?
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)01:36 No.18903854
    rolled 14 = 14

    induring fucking up the average.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:36 No.18903856
    rolled 57 = 57

    "A note labled how to keep the snowberry plant from dying"
    -future hayate
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:37 No.18903868
    averages first five. Can't you read?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:37 No.18903875
    Apparently not.

    >61.9 avg

    How mediocre.

    We just need to keep an eye out for Mio ambushes. Although we can't just cut and run or she'll feel rejected.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:38 No.18903877
    61.8, that's a C right there.
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)01:38 No.18903878
    looks like i wouldn't have made much of a difference.
    and huzzah! the chrome extension actually tells you when you've mistyped the verification!
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:38 No.18903880

    [x]check on the snowberry plant
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:39 No.18903887

    my favorite opening song anime of all time
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:39 No.18903888
    Pretty good for a 5 roll average
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:41 No.18903899
    We taught ourselves by reading our fathers gambling ticket stubs
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:42 No.18903903

    hello sir, i am a firefox user, and i just want to say fuck you and hope all your love ones will die.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:42 No.18903907
    Besides, Hayate was going to school all throughout the time he was working to keep himself and his parents alive.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:43 No.18903911
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    Now that's just not nice at all.

    Let's not get into a browser-war here.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:44 No.18903913
    We went to school. Thats where our dream came from. To be able to afford a 3LDK.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:44 No.18903919
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    Another Chrome user here. Step on a D4.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:45 No.18903923
    Hmm, that's yet another thing to be thankful to the Burea and Mike then, he could totally afford that now.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:46 No.18903937
    Pretty sure that 4chan X does this, too...
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:48 No.18903952

    how awesome it will be if k-on will perform in the bureau coupled with luckystar girls as singer/dancers.

    the moe beam would be so powerful, even our swag is no match for it.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:49 No.18903962
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    Either that or it'd just make her want to rape us harder.

    At this point I don't think anything will stop her.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:50 No.18903970
    >Just looked up Athena on the wiki, because I am way behind in the manga
    >Parents betrayed us at such a young age, in such a terrible way.
    I know I agreed it'd be out of character to kill them or send the Yakuza after them. But their making it hard for me to accept this decision.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:50 No.18903971

    Hatsune Miku and her gang as special guests.

    not her hologram, the real one.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:51 No.18903976
    And now we own a multi-story beachside resort.

    Well, we've got a mortgage on it, but with 5 people paying (soon to be more) it'll be ours in no time.

    Can't wait to start spending more time there. We should clear a big room to have one massive throne, the floor covered in soft cushions and pillows, with a vast window overlooking the sea.

    It'll be our swag chamber. We'll sit on the throne with a few girls, while the rest lounge on the cushions as we watch whatever display we cooked up that night.

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:52 No.18903984
    As long as Travis touchdown has been or will be introduced for it

    Dude would have a moegasm
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:52 No.18903988
    >Mio amBUSHES
    Damnit berries was such a potentially bad idea.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:55 No.18904002
    She's got her own bush to amBUSH us with.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)01:56 No.18904006
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    You brose through the book looking for further information on the snowberry bush.
    All you found was a small note under the Mandragora entry stating
    "Mandragoras growing near snowbushes have shown to exhibit unexpected effects on both plants."

    Other than that, there was nothing else on the plant.

    Breakfast. The three girls are at the table with you.
    Ursula is still wiping the sleep from her eyes, Nanoha doing the exact same thing besides her.
    Hina is fully awake and is also back to her normal age.
    As you dish out servings of pancakes, eggs and suasages, Erica arrived.
    "How did it go?" you ask her.

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:56 No.18904007

    the bureau will practically rename itself as the name of the event.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:56 No.18904008
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    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)01:57 No.18904013
    rolled 74 = 74

    it's like i can't stop failing.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:57 No.18904014
    rolled 5 = 5

    Rollan, COME ON NAT 1!
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:57 No.18904016
    rolled 38 = 38

    Chased her with I beams
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:57 No.18904018
    rolled 47 = 47

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:58 No.18904019
    rolled 36 = 36

    We ought to ask Melmo about that comment in the book.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:58 No.18904020
    rolled 17 = 17

    >"Mandragoras growing near snowbushes have shown to exhibit unexpected effects on both plants."
    Whelp, time to go monster girl plant hunting...
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:58 No.18904024
    rolled 12 = 12

    You mean we sit on the floor with a chain around our neck as Mio laughs manically.
    we are so going to be beaten and raped.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:58 No.18904025
    rolled 15 = 15

    >for the love of god, someone get this man a gameboy!

    Rollan for Trude violence.

    Hopefully she didn't beat Erica up too much, or else it'll look like we're an abusive boyfriend.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:58 No.18904026
    rolled 50 = 50

    Said she wants in

    After she calmed down
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:58 No.18904029
    rolled 63 = 63

    Awww, so close, here's my second try for it.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:59 No.18904032
    Aw fuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:59 No.18904033
    rolled 71 = 71


    ....has allied with mio and both will rape you"
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:59 No.18904034
    rolled 67 = 67

    rollin for shenanigans
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)01:59 No.18904035
    rolled 24 = 24

    All these rolls

    All dat horrible low numbers
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)01:59 No.18904036
    rolled 9 = 9

    >all dese lame rolls
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:00 No.18904039
    rolled 86 = 86

    No talking about lame rolls......
    This would be funny.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:00 No.18904041
    I doubt it.

    The only hint we ever got Trude was interested was when she flashed us a "hungry look" after seeing us in drag.

    Every other interaction has been neutral or negative.

    She's a no-go. And I'm okay with that. We have enough witches.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:00 No.18904044
    rolled 95 = 95

    Let us see what I can roll. Bad most likely.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:00 No.18904045
    rolled 80 = 80

    This worries me

    Would Trude team up with Mio and gang rape up just to get us back?
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)02:00 No.18904046
    rolled 87 = 87

    last attempt.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:01 No.18904048
    rolled 85 = 85

    not sure if high roll means she will like us, or calmed down and stay as friends...

    voting for high roll will rape us.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:01 No.18904052
    rolled 69 = 69

    rollin to avoid I-beam rape or any other rape.
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)02:01 No.18904058
    that ought to be good enough.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:02 No.18904059
    >> AddictivePersonality 04/29/12(Sun)02:02 No.18904060
    rolled 88 = 88

    better than expected?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:02 No.18904062
    rolled 66 = 66

    Heard from Mio after Hayate escaped. They've agreed to work as a team to punish their wife for his transgressions.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:03 No.18904066
    Thats part of the problem though
    She obviously has thought about it and has pushed it aside which is worse than Mio because at least we know Mio wants to rape us in character
    >> msquester 04/29/12(Sun)02:04 No.18904069
    hey me again just wanting a moment of your time for the

    thank your for the who voted btw.

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:06 No.18904090

    I'm going to say it here.

    No. I like being able to be part of the threads. When he was doing two a day I was missing half the threads.

    That shit sucks yo.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:07 No.18904093

    trust me my friend, you will want more.

    the itch will start soon....
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:08 No.18904103
    I've been here from the start.

    Again. No.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)02:10 No.18904111
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    "She was calm.. Too calm. She just sat there and listened to my explanation. No flaring aura, no dual wielded I-beams, nothing. After I said everything she just said "Thank you for clearing it all up", then continued to jog back to the Bureau." she tells you.
    "Frankly, it scares me." she adds as she grabs a stack of pancakes.
    "That's not good." Ursula says form beside her.

    After breakfast and getting ready for the day, you take Ursula and Nanoha to their destinations before you, Hina and Erica head up to class.

    There, you find that the Dude has yet to arrive since there's still about 15 more minutes till classes start.

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:11 No.18904115
    Did we ever stick a sticker under our desk so we can teleport here in the morning?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:12 No.18904124

    Read books. Perfect time for a page or two.

    I don't suggest this to leave us totally open to ambush or anything. Goodness no.
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)02:12 No.18904126
    ask Gai what he did while under the candy's effects?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:12 No.18904128
    They are one way only
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)02:12 No.18904133
    rolled 43 = 43

    We must Talk to Keima. About things. Targets, perhaps?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:14 No.18904140
    Ask Erica how best to fortify ourselves for any potential assaults.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:14 No.18904142
    rolled 48 = 48

    Talk to Keima yes, or Gai/Sagara, whichever.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:14 No.18904148

    mingle with bro-friends

    talk to keima first though
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:14 No.18904149
    Agreed, we should farm Yuki points.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:15 No.18904151
    No they aren't. We can teleport to the portkeys from the house.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:16 No.18904156
    And Keima, Sakura and Sousuke
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:16 No.18904158
    No they're not.
    We put up the one in town and we can port out to it and Miki has used it to port in.

    I say we stick one sticker on either side of the quad.
    That way we can get wherever we need to quickly.

    OR just bury one in the center of it.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:16 No.18904159
    Hmm, I like Yuki and all, but the others are right about too many people in the Harem, maybe just be a friend and help her feel more confident about herself?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:17 No.18904168
    Between this and SWQ, my Strike Witches folder has filled to the point where I might need to organize it by character.

    Or should I do it by style? Posture? Fappability?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:17 No.18904169

    yuki is not in any class
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:18 No.18904171
    Train has no breaks etc etc

    Even if we do just try to be her friend it will happen and we will have to choose to stick with our word of no one stays lonely or call enough
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:19 No.18904176
    Fine with that, either way we should read the books.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:19 No.18904177
    She is, she just started up along with Perrine and Luchinni and the idol trio.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:19 No.18904184
    Where have you been all this time?
    She is definitely in the "HNNNNNG too cute waifu" class of girl we are slagging

    Not the director but normal Yuki
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:19 No.18904186
    She's in the new class. Also it's so we have something to talk with her about.
    Those are all the same
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:20 No.18904191
    Talk to Gai, ask how his life is going, ask about him and Maggie.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:21 No.18904196
    We should invite Yuki to the tea party too
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:21 No.18904202
    Personally for anything like that I do character and then SFW/NSFW in each of those.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:22 No.18904210
    wonder if amazoness finally has her translator finish
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:23 No.18904222
    Forgot ALL about her! We should talk to her after Keima if we have the time.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:23 No.18904223
    Yes, keep it to the polite characters.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:25 No.18904233
    Probably not yet
    Give it another week or two

    Well I was thinking help her to come out of her shell a bit as well as Froggy
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:25 No.18904237

    you forgot about our lady friend?

    shame on you butler anon.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:25 No.18904238
    How about you use tags or something like that so you can sort by any and all categories.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:25 No.18904240

    Totally forgot she even existed.

    Quick family check





    Requires Genderbending

    Missing anyone?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:26 No.18904248
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)02:26 No.18904250
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    You lean over and catch Keima's attention.
    "Hey, what did you do as a kid yesterday?" you asked him.
    "Nothing." he answers dourly.
    "LIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAR!" comes Elsie's muffled shout from his pocket.
    "You wen't to town and rode the kiddy rides at the arcade!" she said
    "You forced me to." he takes the PSP out.
    "Only the first time. I say you smiling on the carousel!" she says defiantly.
    He quickly turns the white PSP off and pulls out a second red one.
    "Haqua," he says as he talks to it. "make sure to remind me to transfer Elsee into the gameboy at lunch. I'll be relying on you for the rest of the day."
    " Do it yourself! I'm not a memo pad. B-but if you really need me today... t-then who am I to complain!"
    The purple haired girl, one you've not seen before, responds.

    [ ]ask him about her
    [ ]move on
    >Bury one in the center of it.
    Good idea. I knew someone would think something up when I wrote down that you had extra portkey stamps
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:27 No.18904252
    Idol twins.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)02:27 No.18904253
    rolled 40 = 40

    >Requires Genderbending
    Incorrect. If he wants to, sure, but not required.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:27 No.18904254
    I've been keeping it by SFW/NSFW.

    That's no longer effective.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:27 No.18904257

    the idols
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:28 No.18904264
    Why the fuck not. Ask him.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:28 No.18904266
    Gotta ask yo
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:28 No.18904267
    Brofist him, tell him nicely done, getting a second device. You player you.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:28 No.18904268

    [^]ask him about her
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)02:29 No.18904270
    rolled 32 = 32

    >[x]ask him about her
    Who's that, then?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:29 No.18904272
    Ami and Mami in 'possible'. Naru in 'OH GOD WHY'.
    >plot hook
    [x] move on
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:29 No.18904273

    maybe he has ideas on where to get a possible blank one.
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)02:29 No.18904274
    [x]Ask him about her
    "Who's the new tsun?"
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:29 No.18904276
    Ask him, comment on Haqua having tsun to Elsie's dere.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:29 No.18904277
    [x]ask him about her

    looks like keima is working on his own harem.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:31 No.18904301
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:35 No.18904329
    we have about 2 LG post to go before next time on msq.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:39 No.18904360
    Weekends he usually runs the thread longer
    Or does 0700 threads
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:40 No.18904367

    doubt he will run 7:00 again today, could be same thing happening like yesterday.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)02:43 No.18904385
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    >ask him
    "Oh hello, Who's that?" you ask him as you lean in closer.
    "This is haqua. My second Device. After getting tested for capacity, and with my handler's recommendation, the Burea issued me her."
    he explains.
    "She's more combat oriented compared to Elsee's command orientation. Decent close combat abilities, good mobility." he tells you as he fiddles with the PSP to show you a picture of an ornate scythe.
    "Personality wise, I'd say she's far too predictable a tsundere."
    "A TSUNDE-WHAT?! Did you just call me something extremely rude?!" Haqua asks as she pops back up on screen.
    "No. No I didnt. Now quiet down, please. Thank you."
    "I-if, you say so. I'll keep shut because class is about to start, not because you asked me too."
    "See what I mean?" he tells you as he puts away the PSP in his left pocket.

    "So wait, you have 2 girls literally in your pants?" You smirk at him. "You dog you."
    he gives you a glare and was about to say something when the dude walked in.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:45 No.18904396
    She's cute.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:46 No.18904403
    for the harem lovers out there, her is a pretty good Hmanga


    1 guy in an all girls high.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:49 No.18904411

    you can't swag a device

    all the device girls belong kraus, even saber
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)02:50 No.18904418
    rolled 2 = 2

    Nope. She's Keima's device. That makes her Keima's. Or perhaps Kraus'. Maybe both.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:51 No.18904423


    "we have two guests today, helping me for the lesson today."

    mio and tude walks in
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:51 No.18904425
    It's up to her really. We must pet her again though.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:53 No.18904430
    rolled 1459 = 1459


    no.... No... NO

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:54 No.18904444

    its more like she does not have any choice, since kraus has as much swag as us.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:55 No.18904448
    We dive through the window, summon a saucer and yell "You'll never take me alive! Wait strikers... right.... You'll not take me without a low to moderate fight!"
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:55 No.18904451
    They can choose between device swag or real swag
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:56 No.18904458
    Yes but we have made movements on that front where he has not.
    >> AddictivePersonality 04/29/12(Sun)02:57 No.18904470
    rolled 79 = 79

    Kraus gets all the electronic bitches

    WELP it's been nice knowin yall for a little bit lol
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:58 No.18904477
    If we really have to escape, we can get into the resort-house and lock it down.

    We should see about a security system. Nothing says "go away" like laser turrets dropping down from the ceiling.
    >> AddictivePersonality 04/29/12(Sun)02:59 No.18904488
    rolled 47 = 47

    WELP it's been nice knowin yall for a little bit lol
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)02:59 No.18904493
    Like that would stop them.
    >> AddictivePersonality 04/29/12(Sun)03:01 No.18904503
    rolled 47 = 47

    Sounds like something we could get our resident gun-nut to take a look at...I mean he set up the dorms with some defense turrets
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)03:04 No.18904528
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    You settle into your chair, the blue cushions allowing you to sink in comfortably.

    The Dude takes up his spot behind the podium and begins class.

    "This morning we'll be running a real simple simulation. It'll be a solo mission with you aiming to assasinate the head of a certain territory. Collateral damage is acceptable. Majaik use will be allowed in full, no restrictions."
    He taps his sunglasses and the room begins to fade.
    "Just go in and take the target out."
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:07 No.18904543
    Bullshit it cannot be that easy.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:09 No.18904565
    What's the catch?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:09 No.18904567

    This is going to be the most difficult battle we've had so far.

    It's going to be a Touhou boss. Bullet-time GO.
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)03:10 No.18904574
    I'm out gents.
    simple is not the same as easy. he just means that the objective is very straightforward. kill the target.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:11 No.18904579
    It's not easy

    That sort of mission means we are going into an alert enemy base to kill a VIP with unknown abilities and guards

    It is a mission to see how we can handle such a situation
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)03:11 No.18904582
    rolled 67 = 67

    We are butler. It may not BE easy, but we'll make it look like it.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:12 No.18904589
    We need a concintraited Swag-ray for female targets.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:14 No.18904600
    Sweet. Another simulation. Lets go looking for animals to tame.
    >> AddictivePersonality 04/29/12(Sun)03:18 No.18904623
    hmmmm lets see where we end up...might be in a country that fits the minion list
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:19 No.18904632
    But... Naru. We can't haplessly go after friends like that.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)03:19 No.18904637
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    You find yourself in the middle of a dried-out savanna.
    Dead trees dot the landscape and cracked earth crumble under your feet.
    Patches of burnt, dead grass sizzle under the intense heat of the sun.
    The clear blue sky providing a weird contrast to the dire surroundings.
    To your left is a dirt road leading towards the far horizon, cutting straight through the desolate landscape.
    And just in front of you is a bullet-ridden, rusted sign.
    Population: 2

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:20 No.18904642
    we must minimize the use of everything guys

    also do not take any FEMALE sims inside as help

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)03:21 No.18904652
    rolled 81 = 81

    Welp, time for that mental crossdressing jazz. Time to become the trap.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:22 No.18904657

    There is no context to this mission.

    >Go kill X

    An assassination is more than just killing someone. It's the method and end goal of killing said person is to bring about.


    And we still don't have context. Neither who our target is or what sort place he is in.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:23 No.18904662

    its time to go that guy you saw in the discovery channel mode

    bear grylls mode

    [x] drink piss
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:25 No.18904676

    Generate a few saucers, grab boulders and bring them to extreme height. Position them over target. Dismiss saucers.

    Rocks from God.

    We just became a WMD.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:25 No.18904678
    Hopefully, it's as easy as "Walk in invisible. Shoot in head"
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:25 No.18904686

    we are not even thirsty yet....

    [x] follow the road the sign is pointing
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:26 No.18904690
    Yep. This is the plan.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:27 No.18904696
    Head that way, if anyone asks we are the special butler that the King requested, if they doubt us we'll ask if they really want to get between him and excellent service.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:28 No.18904700
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    I think I'll need a hazmat suit for this mission.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:30 No.18904720

    [x] practice russian accent

    which is one of my fetish btw...
    sweet jesus those female russian accent....
    >> AddictivePersonality 04/29/12(Sun)03:32 No.18904735
    Lets drop that population down to 1! maybe 0?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:32 No.18904739
    'Dude I need details, whose my mark? What do they look like?'
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:33 No.18904747
    Our mark. Kill the leader.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:34 No.18904752
    Well, there's only two people in this place. If we kill them both, we'll have completed our mission even without context.

    He did say a certain amount of collateral damage was acceptable.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:37 No.18904775

    both are not npc's
    both are controlled from some people on the bureau

    Mio and trude.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:40 No.18904801
    Can we even get high enough for that to work?

    Although if we can't, dropping rocks from high up will still cause a lot of damage. We could make giant containers full of molotov and drop them on our enemies, essentially majaik napalm bombs.

    And since we can support multiple saucers, we can be our own bombing fleet!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)03:42 No.18904825
    rolled 76 = 76

    Well, since there hasn't been much actual "what do" lemme try:

    Head into the "country," work on our russian accent, and have Kraus spawn us a maid's dress.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)03:43 No.18904830
    rolled 36 = 36

    Good night, /tg/, and good luck.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)03:46 No.18904855
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    >need context.

    'Okay kid. Here's your mission. Kill, Razland's ruler.
    King Raz and his counsel Woltor should be found in his Fortress of Razitude about 50 km down the road.'
    The Dude explains to you.
    'Do whatever it takes to get him. He's guarded by an army of Fatnicks and Ducktors. But they shouldn't pose too much of a hassle. That's it. Simple right?'
    'Sure sounds like it.' you tell him as he cuts the connection.

    As you stand there by the sign, you consider how you would pull this off.

    [ ]go sneaky (how)
    [ ]go balls to the wall crazy (how)
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)03:48 No.18904875
    rolled 84 = 84

    We go sneaky as a Russian maid, with an assortment of vodka to hand.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:48 No.18904883
    [ ]go balls to the wall crazy

    Take out the flask with Molotov in it and yell really loudly "Boy, I sure can't wait to drink all of this VODKA!!!"
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:48 No.18904884
    I've never even heard of this.

    Generate a handful of saucers and load boulders onto them. Fly them up to as high as we can manage while still breathing (in fact, if Kraus can generate some sort of atmosphere or breathing apparatus that would work, or if we have something in our folio). Position the rocks over our target, and drop them.

    They'll quickly reach ludicrous speeds, and impact with enough force to put most bombs to shame.

    If he isn't dead after that, he'll be a bloodied mess.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:49 No.18904890
    Whats our time limit on this mission?

    Do have time to watch our target? Does knocking out Woltor matter? Any extra info on this 'King Raz?' How many guards? What is a Fatnicks and Ducktors anyways...
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:49 No.18904892
    Fucking this. We walk right in, and then when he gropes us, we ZA WURADO him.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:50 No.18904894
    Summon up Keg after keg of high quality liquor.
    Turn it all into Molotov.

    Give it to him as a "Gift" Trigger it. Good by king.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:50 No.18904896
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:50 No.18904899
    Become a Russian maid, wander in with a bottle of molotov saying that we have no clue what to do with all of this vodka, if only there was a big strong man to drink it for us. Then we explode him from the inside.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:50 No.18904901
    Alternatively, we could fly around on a saucer and unload on the guy with our molotov paintball guns and tea laser. Just circle-strafe and keep unloading on him.

    We have SO MANY OPTIONS. I love it.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:52 No.18904911
    As different as the maid option is, I think we'd be able to better (more quickly) solve this mission through force. Our objectives are straightforward, and I'm kinda tired of sneaking around. Got bored with that in Infinicon.

    I'd like to do some real combat that isn't us buffing other people.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:54 No.18904924
    Fuse the two. Drop casks of molotov all over his fortress. Explode them.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:54 No.18904929
    Guys, we have an unrestricted allowance of majaik. With the many versatile simulations we will be on, moments like these will be hard to find.

    Make it huge. Make it flashy. Make it explode.

    For one, I suggest walking towards the place playing the violin. A happy, lively song. See if we can't get people following us like the Pied Piper. When we get to the place... Cry havoc. Walls of Havannah, Rebounder and Slider EVERYWHERE, Drago ourselves and shoot molotov willy-nilly, turning invisible occasionally.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:55 No.18904933
    >high altitude thermobaric bombing

    And now we're the equivalent of a modern nation's air force.

    Damn, we're a frightening opponent. We have to do this, so we can show off to the others.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:55 No.18904936

    [x]go balls to the wall crazy

    troll them, troll them hard.
    shouting insults

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:56 No.18904944

    One more vote for explosives from the sky.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:56 No.18904947

    This and this. See if you can get Jakob or someone to continue to play the violin as we do it. That'd be AWESOME.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)03:58 No.18904964
    Question I have is do we have to confirm the body.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:02 No.18904988
    It's a simulation, so they'll know when he dies.

    And if this works, then there's not going to be a body to confirm. The whole area is going to be devastated.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:06 No.18905013
    Guys, we've been told to assassinate one guy. If we go around causing huge amounts of collateral damage, and probably killing other people as well, that's not gonna look so good.

    [x]go stealthy. For now, use a saucer to fly towards the target at high altitude, keeping our eyes and ears open, and try to get the lay of the land.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:07 No.18905030
    We play ride of the Valkyries as we fly over the fortress with a train of saucers holding huge casks of molotov.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:08 No.18905031
    True this is a simulation, however, simulations are used to train a person for a real mission. If we go out into the field and need to do this again but also have a need to confirm the body we really can't this type strategy again. Longs it would be nice to know we have ability to do such a thing but it's not really assassination now is it?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:08 No.18905033
    >"This morning we'll be running a real simple simulation. It'll be a solo mission with you aiming to assasinate the head of a certain territory. Collateral damage is acceptable. Majaik use will be allowed in full, no restrictions."

    >'Do whatever it takes to get him. He's guarded by an army of Fatnicks and Ducktors. But they shouldn't pose too much of a hassle. That's it. Simple right?'

    Collateral damage is allowed, and we're allowed to do whatever we want to to kill him. Why the hell not?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:09 No.18905045
    >really can't this type
    Should be
    >really can't use this type
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:10 No.18905048
    Let's just say we're "trying new things".
    >> Potential Writefag 04/29/12(Sun)04:13 No.18905066
    This simulation is a chance for Hayate to see what he can do as far as raw power goes. He's already proven he's capable of subtlety and support.. This is a chance for him to strut his stuff offensively; no leash or restrictions to hold him back.

    All that's required is kill the target. So kill the target.

    With a GM's favorite ragequit weapon.

    Rocks Fall EVERYONE DIES.

    ...You know you want to.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:14 No.18905073
    Ah, sorry, I'd missed the part about collateral damage.
    I still feel we should go in stealthy, get our target and no-one else, then get out quietly. Let's do this with class and sophistication, like a true butler.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:14 No.18905077
    But we can upgrade it!

    Explosives drop from the sky. EVERYONE DIES!
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:16 No.18905097
    Fire good. Fire buuuuurns.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)04:17 No.18905106
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    >go crazy
    >aerial bombardment.

    With no limitations on how you could implement the mission, you decide to go fucking crazy.

    You take Kraus and have him manifest 50 large casks of cheap vodka.
    With the assistance of your familiars you quickly turn the alcohol into molotov and load the casks onto saucers.

    As you do this, a herd of tiny deer, dikdiks, run across the road in a fright.
    And in the distance, you hear a howl.

    [ ]investigate
    [ ]Take off and prepare for bombing run
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:17 No.18905108
    We do need to make some Greek fire.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:18 No.18905114
    Bombing run, we are currently unable to give anything even resembling a fuck. Collateral damage = GOOD.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:19 No.18905120
    A howl. . .

    Maybe we'll find a wolf to tame!
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:19 No.18905125
    Whatever they're running from, we can get a good look at it once we're safely off the ground.
    >> Potential Writefag 04/29/12(Sun)04:20 No.18905127
    >[X] Take off

    That howl has nothing to do with us. Climb, O Bringer Of The Molotov.

    And remember to watch out for AA batteries and SAMs. Just in case.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:20 No.18905128
    [x] TAKE OFF.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:20 No.18905140
    We are fueled and the mission is a "go". If we see anything interesting as we take off, we can just drop a bomb in it.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:21 No.18905142
    We need our glasses of NGAF

    And we still need to get them enchanted with enhanced vision and an aura of deal with it
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:21 No.18905147
    Yeah let's throw a hat at a wolf if we see one.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:22 No.18905149
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:22 No.18905154
    A howl, you say?
    [x] investigate
    We wanted a wolf for our squad of animal companions, right?
    Also, more hatting practice might help us learn about of data-manipulation abilities. Have Kraus monitor us while we do it, see what he can tell us about how.
    The better we get at this, be more chance we'll be able to get Naru back one day.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:23 No.18905159
    I say investigate from the air, then bomb.

    Could be something vaguely interesting in this simulation. After all, none of us really thought it was going to be "that simple".
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:24 No.18905171
    Nope, we need to find the big boss wolf, missing eye and all

    We planned this out
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:25 No.18905176
    This is also sort of a point, although I still suspect Kraus has got her, and all we really need to do is find her a body.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:26 No.18905187
    Correct. But we won't find out if this is the big boss wolf until we [x]investigate
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:26 No.18905188
    Or get mike to approve us for a second device
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:27 No.18905191
    We had that crazy idea to add some sort of grizzled wolf soldier. We can also use this hatting to study how much power we use up.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:30 No.18905213
    take off.

    We can check it out from the air, and if it's dangerous we can bomb it.

    Might just be animals being animals. No reason to go checking out every odd noise.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)04:31 No.18905216
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    >take off.
    You finish preparations and just take off, ignoring the lone wolf that was running across the dried plains after the deer.

    You flew quickly with your impressive train of 50 huge casks.
    In the lead saucer, you take out your violin and begin to play Ride of the valkyries, as well as you can on your violin. Kraus providing the rest of the orchestra.

    In his fortress, King raz sat atop his throne of rejected toupees and begins to sketch anothoer female.
    As the lines came together, and the form was fleshed out, the face oddly bore a lot of resemblance to himself.

    Behind him, his trusted servant and the only other resident of razland, stood not saying anything.

    You fly on, and in the distance you spot the hulking fortress.
    It's constructed out of abandoned shipping containers and plastic pallets.
    Orange and Red flags flew from each corner of the massive metal walls.
    On the parapets, a squad of hairy creatures wearing body armor and red berets stood watch.
    Down in the moat, yellow duck-like things quacked around lazily..

    The Furry beasts spot you.
    "UUUUGH! UGH!" they scream into the sky as they point excitedly.
    Some soiled the tighty whities they wore out of excitement.

    You spot a group of them loading a crude catapult with a bunch of badly stained real-dolls.

    **ROLL EM**
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:33 No.18905236
    rolled 68 = 68

    "Catapults? Really?


    Begin the destruction.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:33 No.18905237
    rolled 5 = 5

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:33 No.18905239
    rolled 52 = 52

    catapult dodgan
    molotov bomban
    airborn butler assault force extrordinaire
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:33 No.18905245
    rolled 13 = 13

    We bomber now.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:34 No.18905254
    rolled 57 = 57

    Well that's bad roll. Last roll for me on this...
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:34 No.18905255
    rolled 42 = 42

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:35 No.18905257
    rolled 62 = 62

    Fucking catapults, we're a butler with tea lasers we don't care, we can just use precise lasers to shoot the dolls out of the sky.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:38 No.18905282
    rolled 8 = 8

    Well, if we're doing this, then it's time to fuck shit up. Rolling to bomb the shit out of them.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:39 No.18905286
    rolled 5 = 5

    Why must you do this /tg/dice?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:40 No.18905294
    Ugh. Dice in a bad mood because we ignored the wolf...
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)04:41 No.18905302
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    they fire at you.
    The obscene silicone dolls flapping through the skies like cheap hookers thrown into a tornado.

    You dodge the unweildy projectiles easily and take out the catapult with a well aimed tealaser.

    With that taken care of, you line up to start dropping your casks.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:43 No.18905315
    rolled 4 = 4

    I feel like we just missed a cool random encounter.

    Anyway, since we're now fully committed, BURN EVERYTHING.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:45 No.18905334
    We didn't ignore the Wolf. LG once again, DIDN'T REFRESH!
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:48 No.18905353
    Wtf? I thought it was pretty clear we wanted to investigate the howl not ignore it
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:49 No.18905359
    rolled 55 = 55

    Rolling to make LG notice that we wanted to check out the goddamned howling

    Reverse time whatever we are going back
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)04:50 No.18905370
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    A thermobaric explosion is basically an ignited cloud of fuel.
    You have the fuel, you just need to explode it.
    Inside each cask is a lone molotov ball, this will create your cloud.

    As you reach the optimal height and distance, you dematerialize the saucers holding the casks up.

    50 wooden casks filled with an explosive potion hurtled downwards to the sad structure.
    The furry guards looking up and doing nothing more than pointing and grunting.
    On his throne, King Raz marvels once at his newwest masterpiece.
    His cohort, the irevocably simple Woltor claps his hands and grins at the sight of a drawing of his only friend in a leather bikini.

    The king leans back in his throne of hair and marvels at his creation.
    You detonate the molotov balls in the casks and they blow the contents allover the fortress, drenching it and filling the air with tiny droplets.

    The now soaked SpetzRaz troops had no moment to react as you then detonated the whole load.

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:51 No.18905383
    rolled 54 = 54

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:51 No.18905385
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:51 No.18905390
    rolled 52 = 52

    These will be so good that Nahona will be jealous.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:53 No.18905409
    rolled 44 = 44

    Also, we need to strike an awesome pose.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:54 No.18905410
    rolled 30 = 30

    Screw explosions

    Go back
    Find wolf
    Fuck Non reloading
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:56 No.18905422
    rolled 80 = 80

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:56 No.18905425
    rolled 27 = 27

    Meanwhile, elsewhere...
    Nahona is going to lose strength from her stomach down.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:56 No.18905429
    rolled 79 = 79


    Klaus, you better be recording this.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:56 No.18905431
    rolled 96 = 96

    Drop it absentmindedly and turn around to look for the wolf
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:57 No.18905434
    rolled 92 = 92

    Nanoha, eat your heart out.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:57 No.18905435
    rolled 27 = 27

    100 get
    Also we get that fucking wolf
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:58 No.18905446
    Everyone stop rolling, we got this.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:58 No.18905451
    rolled 19 = 19


    We want this wolf LG your non refreshing caused us to ignore it so we want to derail this now
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:59 No.18905462
    Not until we turn this car around and get that fucking minion hatted
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)04:59 No.18905465
    rolled 15 = 15

    >LG puts wolf in simulation.
    >First ones to respond want to ignore it.
    >MC ignores wolf.

    More tears for LG's buckets
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)05:00 No.18905470
    rolled 60 = 60

    one more for extra good explosions.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:00 No.18905471
    rolled 51 = 51

    Like this will actually work

    Rollan to sabotage explosives and find out wolf
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:01 No.18905479
    rolled 39 = 39

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:02 No.18905486
    rolled 1 = 1

    Dump the bombs go back and find the wolf

    Or fuck with time and rewind so we go find it
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:02 No.18905487
    rolled 57 = 57

    okay. fuck. last roll. fuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:03 No.18905499
    rolled 51 = 51

    You have no idea how much I loathe you right now.
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)05:03 No.18905501
    rolled 63 = 63

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:03 No.18905503
    Good job, numbnuts.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:03 No.18905504
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:03 No.18905505
    rolled 23 = 23

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:03 No.18905506
    rolled 24 = 24

    I hate you so much!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:04 No.18905508
    rolled 74 = 74

    I don't care

    We got ignored for what we actually wanted to do so now we get a fuck up on it which pleases me
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:04 No.18905510
    >Why god why.png

    We had nice rolls and everything...
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:04 No.18905512
    rolled 80 = 80

    Well, you done goofed. Enjoy everyone hating you for forgetting to turn your dice off.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:05 No.18905516
    rolled 59 = 59

    Greeeat, now we've gotta try and get a 100. No big deal, they're not rare or anything.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:05 No.18905517
    rolled 32 = 32

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:05 No.18905519
    rolled 19 = 19

    I want to watch you suffer.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:05 No.18905524
    rolled 77 = 77

    I had my dice on intentionally
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:05 No.18905526
    rolled 18 = 18

    You will fail at everything forever.
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)05:06 No.18905528
    rolled 74 = 74

    heap sacrifices upon the alters, THAT GUYs soaked in mountain dew and promethium
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:06 No.18905531
    rolled 96 = 96

    Yeah, because ruining stuff gives you a huge boner.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:07 No.18905536
    rolled 54 = 54

    I will urinate on everything you love.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:07 No.18905538
    rolled 75 = 75

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:07 No.18905539
    >implying your rolling for the wolf didnt close it's path, and instawin the simulation

    After all, you got a 1 on the wolf, not the bombing.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:07 No.18905540
    rolled 3 = 3

    Biggest boner ever

    But I had intended to roll well so we ignored the shitty bombing run and got our minion which we have planned for and would be a long term bonus
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:07 No.18905541
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    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:08 No.18905545
    rolled 66 = 66

    Actually it was a one on dump bombs find wolf

    Probably screwed both for now but that's how dice go
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:08 No.18905548
    rolled 77 = 77

    Oh, what's the use. Some idiot's always going to ruin it. Every time.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:09 No.18905552
    rolled 62 = 62

    LG's taking so long because he was writing up something cool, saw the 1 (You like to 'accidentally' fail to refresh when it suits you, eh) and is now alternating between typing up a failure and laughing hysterically.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:10 No.18905555
    rolled 8 = 8


    Everyone out of the fun pool, someone decided to take a shit in it.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:10 No.18905556
    rolled 75 = 75

    Come on, dice. Don't be like that.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:11 No.18905559
    rolled 24 = 24

    Come on dice gods, be cool.

    We'll get Kraus more devices to swag?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:11 No.18905565
    rolled 94 = 94

    >fun pool

    >being railroaded away from decisions

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:12 No.18905570
    rolled 80 = 80

    You just HAD to hat that wolf. You just COULDN'T move on and make the best of it. You just HAVE to have everything your way.

    Well, enjoy.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:13 No.18905578
    rolled 75 = 75

    I think we have enough familiars. So dice, give us back our win.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)05:14 No.18905581
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    You blow it up.
    The huge explosion rocking the landscape and obliterating the fortress.
    The shockwave caught you unawares, the explosion was larger than you had anticipated.

    You are flung at bajillion miles per hour by the blastwave.

    King Raz crawls out of the rubble, his throne room was protected by most of the blast by layers upon layers of vintage, sticky playboy magazines.
    "I SHALL GET REVENGE!" he yells atop the mountain of dead spetzraz and wolducks.
    Woltor, the agonizingly simple one, survived the blast by sheer thickness of his skull.

    The king grabs woltor by the leg and picks him up like a sword.
    Woltor just smiles and continues to clap for no reason.

    You landed hard in the dirt.
    Your phlat-armor protecting you from most of the impact taht should have killed you 42 times over.
    As you hold your hurting shoulder, you look around.
    You have ended up back at the sign, in the distance you see the tall collumn of smoke marking the destroyed fortress.

    There's a growl behind you.

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:14 No.18905588
    rolled 68 = 68

    More people wanted to hat the wolf than head straight into a bombing run and we got ignored
    Someone was butthurt enough to go for fucking us up
    Too bad I guess
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:15 No.18905591
    rolled 71 = 71

    hate Fritz.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:15 No.18905595
    Summon up some steak for it.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:16 No.18905598
    rolled 47 = 47

    Yup, gotta hate Fritz.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:16 No.18905599
    Offer Growly McAntisocial a chunk of asploded deer?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:16 No.18905602
    Befriending time

    Have kraus monitor us closely while we do it so he can see the majaik drain etc going on
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)05:16 No.18905603
    have Kraus materialize some fresh mutton, about 10 feet away from us.
    "Want a biscuit boy? Want a biscuit?"
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:16 No.18905604
    Stand up, brush ourself off. Summon some nice juicy meat to place in front of the wolf. Pull out a beret and an eyepatch and place it on the wolf, if it doesn't let us do that timestop and do so.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:19 No.18905620
    rolled 40 = 40

    These. We hat the wolf, and while doing so we a) have krauss monitor us as best he can, and b) pay close attention to ourselves to see if we feel any different as it happens. We want to learn as much as possible about how this works.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)05:25 No.18905655
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    It's a grey wolf, one of it's eyes is closed. Injured by some unknown event years ago.
    It's fur is raised and it's crouched low.
    It glares at you and bares it's fangs.
    A long low growl emanantes from it's mouth.

    'Kraus. I'm going to try something. I want you to monitor all majaik use, and anything weird that happens.'
    'SURE THING COCKWAGON.' he answers.

    You materialize a nice juicy steak and throw it towards the wolf.
    Unable to resist the smell of meat, it pounces on it.
    As it busies itself on the chunk of beef, you reach into your folio and pull out the Gaben of Hats.
    You reach in and pull out a beret.

    With slow deliberate steps, you approach the wolf.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:27 No.18905665
    Assuming this works we should give him a cigar, and an eyepatch if we aren't already or it doesn't just materialize.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)05:28 No.18905670
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    Just as Planned

    New thread at _________
    [you guys want a sunday morning thread?]
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:29 No.18905672
    Yeah, a Sunday morning one sounds good.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:29 No.18905676
    it IS sunday morning.
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)05:30 No.18905677
    yeah. pretty sure we could continue fine in this thread though.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:30 No.18905681
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:31 No.18905691
    99th thread

    Also, yes please LG.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:31 No.18905692
    FUCK YES, LG you are awesome
    The morning threads tend to be the only ones I can make it to due to my timezone, so I'd personally love one, but don't push yourself too hard. I'd rather be catching up in the archives during the week and only participating on the weekends than have you burn out and this awesome quest never finish.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:32 No.18905694
    >750 posts
    >page 13
    Yeah no.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:32 No.18905697
    We on page 13 already
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:33 No.18905699
    Speak for yourself. It's Sunday evening over here :P The Sunday morning thread would go up late Monday night for me, after I've finished at work and had dinner
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)05:33 No.18905704
    alright alright so i wasn't fraking paying attention.
    fuck yeah we want sunday morning thread.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)05:34 No.18905707
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    NEW THREAD AT 0700 4chan time

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:46 No.18905754
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    rolled 49 = 49

    Bring it on, LG
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)05:54 No.18905784
    question if I may, LG.
    What did you originally think the quest would go towards to?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)06:05 No.18905829
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    Honestly i thought it was a gonna be a short one with nothing more than you flying around in a skirt using a random weapon against monsters.

    And then the idea for the Bureau grew and didnt stop growing.

    If people didnt post a butler uniform for the very first thread, you could have gone on as susan for ever i guess.
    Luckily, the character lended himself to some degree to Hayate.
    And I was able to expand from there.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)06:09 No.18905842
    We were able to apply our weeabooness on a blank canvass, all the while able to weave a story of such confusion taht it would work on too many levels.
    Plots spanning multiple routes.
    Routes affecting multiple plots.
    It's like designing a dating sim basically, but with less catgirl humpings and more paranoia/crisis
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)06:12 No.18905848
    It helps that you write well and Hayate is fun to have regardless of whether we are doing awesome or terribly

    The PTSD train works both ways
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)06:15 No.18905867
    So you admit to being multiple writers?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)06:16 No.18905869
    I think he means the people playing as well
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)06:24 No.18905906
    Er.. Yes. THAT.

    I must say, I thank you all for sticking with me on this journey into insanity.
    And daily too. Goddamn, you guys have some momentum.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)06:33 No.18905942
    Up until now I have had no job and this is more fun than anything else I can do on my own

    Starting a new job tomorrow so I will probably miss these threads mostly, I will post from my phone during breaks

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