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    234 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Just as Planned Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)07:04 No.18906090  
    These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    It's a grey wolf, one of it's eyes is closed. Injured by some unknown event years ago.
    It's fur is raised and it's crouched low.
    It glares at you and bares it's fangs.
    A long low growl emanantes from it's mouth.

    'Kraus. I'm going to try something. I want you to monitor all majaik use, and anything weird that happens.'
    'SURE THING COCKWAGON.' he answers.

    You materialize a nice juicy steak and throw it towards the wolf.
    Unable to resist the smell of meat, it pounces on it.
    As it busies itself on the chunk of beef, you reach into your folio and pull out the Gaben of Hats.
    You reach in and pull out a beret.

    With slow deliberate steps, you approach the wolf.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:05 No.18906094

    >> Hexer !NHpYSS45yU 04/29/12(Sun)07:09 No.18906107
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    You... don't sleep very much, do you.

    Cure Peace always related.
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)07:11 No.18906116
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:14 No.18906134
    This thread's description in the archives:
    >Cannons get fired as more are loaded.

    this should be interesting
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)07:19 No.18906164
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    You approach the eating beast with hat in hand.
    A yellow eye looks up at you and turns back down towards the thick steak you had set out for it.

    With each step, the dried earth underfoot crackled.
    You prepare yourself. If this fails,you will have a very angry, very large canine tearing your jugular out.

    Small steps. Small careful steps as to not alarm the beast.
    "hey boy, lets be friends 'kay" You say softly as if to soothe the beast.
    It growls through the red meat in it's jaws.

    Another step, another growl.
    Just a few more feet to go.

    Finally the wolf's head is within arms reach.
    You plop the beret down on it.

    Averaging first 5.
    Must be atleast 70.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:19 No.18906165
    Once hatted we're going to have to give him a cigar and light one up ourself.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:19 No.18906166
    >Sunday morning? DON'T GO TO CHURCH. Join us in #msq >>18906090
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:20 No.18906168
    rolled 76 = 76

    Goodbye arms.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:21 No.18906173
    rolled 72 = 72

    5d100, average over 70. This isn't that likely.
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)07:21 No.18906177
    rolled 5 = 5

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:21 No.18906179
    rolled 96 = 96


    Welp, we gonna get mauled.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:21 No.18906181
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    guys, by your estimate how much is the majaik needed for our familiars to maintain there form?

    i was think about this much when they are on chibi form....
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:22 No.18906185
    rolled 42 = 42

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:23 No.18906193
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:24 No.18906196
    rolled 43 = 43

    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)07:24 No.18906198
    I am the reason we can't have nice things.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:24 No.18906201
    rolled 87 = 87

    Oh god dammit if it weren't for that 5 we would be averaging 71
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:25 No.18906205
    Thanks lookout, thanks.

    I'm not actually blaming you, we had a bit under 7% chance of succeeding but we were doing fine until you came along. Damn.
    >> !cBT9DvxTlw 04/29/12(Sun)07:27 No.18906214

    bro.... you have failed the brotherhood...
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:28 No.18906219
    Is it just me, or is the thread not bumping?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:28 No.18906222
    Page 2 already.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:28 No.18906223
    LG is there a chance having a female familiar/device?

    im kinda jealous with keima now....

    inb4 haru
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:29 No.18906226
    We need to try again with an eyepatch as well as the hat.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:29 No.18906227

    mods auto saging again
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:30 No.18906232
    We have confused it so now go for the eyepatch
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)07:31 No.18906236
    rolled 70 = 70

    nothing to see here folks, just a sinking thread on its way to page 15
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:31 No.18906239
    rolled 55 = 55

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:32 No.18906242
    Can we replace Lookout's roll here with his later one? Please.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)07:34 No.18906253
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    >lol auto sink.
    The beast shakes off the beret and growls at you again, baring it's teeth menacingly.
    Before you could do anything, it jumps on you.

    Rows of sharp teeth backed by a huge mass of fur and muscle crashes into you, sending you sprawling backwards.

    You roll out from under it before it could go for the death-bite.

    [ ]try again
    [ ]nope
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:34 No.18906254

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:35 No.18906260
    Try again, if we're scared of the teeth just timestop, plop the beret on it and try again. It shouldn't take more than 5 seconds.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:35 No.18906262
    [x] try again
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:35 No.18906266
    >> !cBT9DvxTlw 04/29/12(Sun)07:35 No.18906268

    on with the mission, so we can start the cannon already.... :]
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)07:35 No.18906269
    rolled 10 = 10

    [x]try again
    CQC that wolf's shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:35 No.18906270
    I vote we ban lookout from rolling dice.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:36 No.18906277
    We aren't leaving without that wolf
    >> Ceasar 04/29/12(Sun)07:37 No.18906279

    be in a calm assertive mood

    then do some psst pssst psst while pointing at him
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:37 No.18906283
    [x]try again
    Use our Space CQC
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:39 No.18906294
    A butler does not give up at so little a setback.
    [x]Try again
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)07:39 No.18906296
    I'll tell ya what.
    I'll wait 4 minutes before posting any time a roll is called for. if you want to keep me from fucking it up, better get in there before me then.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:40 No.18906301
    rolled 79 = 79


    befriend befriend befriend
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)07:41 No.18906302
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    You jump and roll to retrieve the beret, the wolf nipping at your heels.
    With the hat back in your hands, you face the wolf once again.

    It attacks.
    An amazing leap aimed at your face, pure animalistic rage fueling it.
    YOu side step and plop the beret down on it's head again as it passes by you.

    taking BEST of first 5.
    Must beat an 80.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:42 No.18906305
    rolled 100 = 100


    please dice, i beg of you
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:42 No.18906307
    rolled 64 = 64

    oh okay
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:42 No.18906310
    Well, looks like we can all stop rolling now. Thank you brave anon, your work will be remembered.
    >> !cBT9DvxTlw 04/29/12(Sun)07:43 No.18906315
    rolled 42 = 42

    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)07:43 No.18906316
    rolled 26 = 26

    no harm then in that case.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:43 No.18906317
    rolled 56 = 56

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:43 No.18906318
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    Who's awesome?
    You're awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:43 No.18906322
    rolled 73 = 73

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:44 No.18906323
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:44 No.18906326
    rolled 83 = 83



    hope it is actually a girl...
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:44 No.18906327

    the dice did all the work, i shall sacrifice a cow tonight in their honor
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:45 No.18906330
    Of course even if we tame this wolf it's still just a simulation so we can't bring it back with us
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:46 No.18906333
    >Naru sort of
    Uh huh.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:46 No.18906339
    We can because that's what we have done with all other animals we have hatted
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:47 No.18906340
    This was a triumph of loldice.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:48 No.18906341
    We were allowed to by the people in control of the simulation. It'll be the Dude's call.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:48 No.18906347

    i shall bring 5 barrels of the finest tears too
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:50 No.18906356
    the dice gods obviously wants all the animals LG.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:52 No.18906367
    Hayate, man, do you have to obtain a companion from every single simulation we run? I'm not going to stop you but isn't that a bit much. I mean you're already getting a harem, do you also want a zoo?
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)07:54 No.18906376
    the ladies love the familiars. It's a vicious cycle.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:54 No.18906378
    We have legitimate reason to want to practice these abilities so that we can discover how we use them, and what their limits are.
    Also, our past is all the reason we need to want more friends
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:56 No.18906385
    Yeah but we have gotten better since then
    And it's the dude like he would say no
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)07:57 No.18906387
    I just want to make friends :_;
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)08:04 No.18906410
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    The wolf lands a few feet away, beret still on it's head.
    It's one good eye locks with yours.
    It's a staredown.

    "MAJAIK USE SPIKING!" Kraus reports.

    You say nothing and continue staring down the wolf.
    It pulls away from your gaze and howls.
    It was a beautiful long sound that would have traveled for miles.

    When it brought it's head back down, it had an eyepactch over it's damaged eye and a knife in a sheathe near it's left shoulder.
    "Hey you, Pup. What's your name?" It asks you in a gruff voice.
    >> noko Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)08:06 No.18906413
    We bow to our new friend
    "I'm Hayate, pleased to make your acquaintance"
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)08:06 No.18906414
    I'm Ayasaki Hayate, lovely to meet you.

    Care for a cigar?

    After some introduction and we're both smoking inform him of our mission, ask if he cares to join us.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)08:06 No.18906415


    james susan
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)08:08 No.18906417
    >When it brought it's head back down, it had an eyepactch over it's damaged eye and a knife in a sheathe near it's left shoulder.

    Oh god
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)08:11 No.18906423
    >When it brought it's head back down, it had an eyepactch over it's damaged eye and a knife in a sheathe near it's left shoulder.
    >"Hey you, Pup. What's your name?" It asks you in a gruff voice.

    Glorious, LG. You give me the awesomest of ideas.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)08:24 No.18906465
    "I'm Hayatte and impressed as heck that you can use a combat knife."
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)08:26 No.18906472
    no, no, say 'hell'. we have to be dominant.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)08:28 No.18906481
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    "I'm Hayate. Ayasaki Hayate. And you are?" you ask him.
    "Name's Daniil." he tells you as he walks towards you.
    "Daniil, would you care for a smoke?" you say as you offer him one of the cigars you kept on you.
    "No. I don't smoke. Gives away my location." he answers with a shake of his head.
    "What are you doing here pup? You seem a long way from home."
    "I'm on a mission." you tell him as you put the cigar away.
    "A mission huh? Tell me more about this mission."
    As you were about to speak, the Dude cuts in.
    'Goddamn kid. Mike told me about that hacking bullshit you could do, but I didn't think you could do it so fucking fast. Goddamn.' he says, disbelief in his voice.
    'Making friends comes naturally to me I guess.' you tell him.
    'Nope. that shit aint natural I tell you. I'm recording everything happening and I'll be sending the data back to Mike. Oh by the way kid, Raz isn't dead yet. So your mission goes on.'
    'Okay Dude.' you tell him as he again cuts the connection.

    You turn back to Daniil.
    "I'm here to take out King Raz. That's my mission."
    "A hunt? I love a good hunt. Take me with you." he says, a look of excitement in his eye.
    "Sure. Glad to have you aboard." You take out your familiars and introduce them to the wolf.
    After initial pleasantries, the five of you hoof it down the road back towards the fort of King Raz.

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)08:29 No.18906486
    rolled 56 = 56

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)08:30 No.18906490
    rolled 94 = 94

    This is a large group of assorted badasses strolling down this road.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)08:31 No.18906494
    rolled 63 = 63

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)08:31 No.18906497
    rolled 43 = 43

    Heh, we pissed off The Dude.

    Achievement Unlocked.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/29/12(Sun)08:32 No.18906502
    rolled 39 = 39

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)08:35 No.18906522
    rolled 71 = 71


    our target is skipping on the road with a "kill me" sign over his head
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)08:37 No.18906536
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    Just a few kilometers down the road, you come face to face with the only 2 inhabitants of Razland.
    King Raz and his trusty sidekick/counsel/human-flail Woltor.

    Raz walks towards you with jeans hitched up all the way to his nipples, his nostrils flaring.
    Hes carrying Woltor like an axe over his shoulder.
    "YOU! You destroyed my fortress! Killed all my beautifully drawn ladies!"
    He points a hairy arm at you.
    He looks like a balding wookie with ill-fitting pants.

    He raises his weapon/cohort and attacks.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]guns
    [ ]swords
    [ ]other.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)08:39 No.18906542
    rolled 86 = 86

    Tea party
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)08:40 No.18906546
    Offer him tea, fill his cups with molotov cocktail and explode him from the inside.

    If tea isn't an option attack with guns and have our giant pile of companions help beat him into a small pulp.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)08:42 No.18906555
    >tea party
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)08:45 No.18906569
    [x] other
    Get airborne on saucer and break out the tea laser.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)08:45 No.18906573
    rolled 89 = 89


    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)08:47 No.18906583
    rolled 57 = 57

    I criticique his work, if all goes well; he'll sink into deep depression.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)08:48 No.18906592
    rolled 57 = 57

    I don't think we pissed him off as much as amazed him
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)08:49 No.18906603
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    he brings his weapon down as you and your party scatter.
    Woltor's thick skull leaving a huge crater in the road.
    "Hey man, maybe we can talk this over... How about some tea?" you ask as you bring out a cup and your teapot.
    "LADIES BURNT. NO TALK!" He says as he attacks again.
    You wait until he's almost touching you then unleash your tealaser.

    taking first only
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)08:50 No.18906604
    rolled 52 = 52

    tea LAZOR!
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)08:50 No.18906606
    rolled 58 = 58

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)08:50 No.18906608
    As much as I want to do the Tea Party, it will make the wolf think we're gay.

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)08:50 No.18906609
    rolled 92 = 92

    Then make the teapot bottomless and shove it in his mouth. Use fudge to glue it in place.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)08:51 No.18906619
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)08:52 No.18906626
    Eh, enough mediocrity will slay him.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)08:53 No.18906633
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    fuck you /tg/ dice...
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)08:56 No.18906652
    Okay, I chuckled.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)09:02 No.18906696
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    The concentrated beam of tea hits him square in the chest.
    But it downst take him out.
    His overly thick hair acting like alpacan kevlar, he shrugs off the hit and gets ready again to smash you with his blunt weapon.

    The four animals pounce on him.
    You watch as J, Lo Ted and Daniil pile on him.
    The t-rex, wolf, panda and anthromorphic rabbit beating the ever locing shit out of his hairy ass.

    Tufts of fur fly as he is mauled by your friends, eventually reducing him to what would pass as a shaved wookie.

    They pull back to allow you to deliver the coup de grĂ¢ce.

    "Hey, Pup! Use this." Danill pulls out the knife at his shoulder using his teeth and flings it to you with a swing of his head.

    You run up to Raz with the blade pointed straight at his now bare chest.

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:04 No.18906706
    rolled 5 = 5

    Jump in the air, doing half of a backflip, Draw the knife across his throat and land just as the curtain of blood spurts from his neck.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:05 No.18906718
    rolled 33 = 33


    pain the ground with his entrails?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:05 No.18906719
    rolled 6 = 6

    Rolling for knife to the chest!
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:06 No.18906724
    rolled 6 = 6

    He didn't want to taste our tea, now he tastes out blade!
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:06 No.18906726
    rolled 51 = 51

    Cut him into seventeen pieces in an instant.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:06 No.18906728
    rolled 52 = 52


    Just shank him like there is a prison riot going on.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:07 No.18906730
    rolled 27 = 27

    Oh come on, dice. That's just silly.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:07 No.18906731
    rolled 69 = 69

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:07 No.18906733
    rolled 90 = 90

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:07 No.18906734
    Eh close enough.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:08 No.18906738
    rolled 66 = 66

    We've summoned him/her/it!
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:08 No.18906740
    rolled 24 = 24

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:09 No.18906744
    rolled 98 = 98

    He comes!
    >Lord giexeme
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:09 No.18906746
    rolled 92 = 92


    Stab Raz with the knife, time stop and throw knifed at him.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:10 No.18906749
    So. Many. Sixes.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:11 No.18906757
    >he comes
    >i think you mean she
    uh oh
    we just summoned slaanesh
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:13 No.18906770

    And sealed with a 98!
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:14 No.18906778
    >Cultist Wolf

    It all makes sense now.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:17 No.18906793
    We are a fucking force of nature today. Nothing fucks with us when the shackles are off.

    Maybe we should consider going shopping after this.
    My Wishlist:

    -Perhaps some better guns or blades.
    -Some training weights to weigh us down and build up our muscles more
    -Something from pantasia (Merely so we can give her our breadstick, and sample her buns)
    -Perhaps an orichalcum jockstrap from Slaanesh's Secrets (We need protection [and possibly an adult])

    Other than that, we can have a look at the shops around.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:20 No.18906805
    I'm sorry, but who is RazKing and where is he from?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:21 No.18906813
    He's probably based on one of LG's workmates.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:23 No.18906825
    Make Mio submissive and sort Trude out as well
    Then swag singularity
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:24 No.18906831
    Also have to work on chipping away at Keima some more
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:25 No.18906833
    >Make Mio submissive
    >Sort Trude out

    AHAHAHAHAHA... Oh LORD, people think of the funniest things.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:26 No.18906844
    This. Even if /tg/ can't make a consensus about having him in our family, he can still be the 'straight-man' bro with all the connections.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:27 No.18906851
    We seemed to be at a consensus for having him in the family but the issue was do we do him as a male or not

    And do we pitch or catch
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:27 No.18906852
    Cheap laughs going fast tonight.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:28 No.18906853
    I know what you mean with the straight-man thing, but I think he's not going to be much of a 'straight-man' when we're done with him.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:28 No.18906854
    >he can still be the 'straight-man' bro with all the connections.

    There's pretty much no way Keima can be a "straight" man the way stuff's been progressing with him.

    Hell at this rate I only give it 50/50 odds that he'll still be a man when this quest ends.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:28 No.18906859
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:29 No.18906860
    I would not take those odds
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:29 No.18906862
    Making him a Bro? I'm cool with that.

    Trying to permanently genderbend him for LOLRANDOMxDHILARIOUS reasons is "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE"
    >> Kris 04/29/12(Sun)09:30 No.18906869
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    rolled 25 = 25

    actually, he's my workmate. total russia fag. he does good drawings which I eventually vandalize.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)09:30 No.18906870
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    The blade sinks into his chest, the fine steel edge delving effortlessly into flesh.
    You give it a twist for good measure, and he begins to fall.
    "Tell... My drawings... That.. I loved.. them!" he says before he breathes his last.

    The world around you fades, and you find yourself back in your seat.
    The other seats are empty, the occupants possibly still in the simulations.

    The Dude calls out.
    "Ayasaki, a word please."
    You get up off your chair and head up to the front.
    "You have the third best time for today. Just a few minutes behind Sagara in fact. Your initial head-on approach is commendable for your tactical use of potions."

    "As for that data manipulation you exhibited earlier, I have sent Mike the data, and he has recommended that I do this..."
    He taps his sunglasses and a familiar beret materializes in his hand.
    "He says that the modified construct would need to be studied for later, and that I should release the data in your care. Now, I have no idea what you did back there, nor do I care much. So I'll do as Mike says." He throws the beret up and Daniil materializes under it, he lands beside you after a full sumersault.

    "Looks like I'll be bunking with you from now." he says with a nod.
    "Yep. Welcome aboard." you tell him.
    "Now, the others are still in thier simulations, and since it would bore you to remain just seated in your chair for the remaining two hours until lunch, I'll give you free leave to do what you want." The Dude tells you with an absentminded wave of his hand.

    "Thanks man." you tell him as you head out the door.

    FREE TIME. You have two hours.

    [ ]pass time, read. [skips straight to lunch]
    [ ]talk to ___________
    [ ]other
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:30 No.18906872
    >Trying to permanently genderbend him

    Okay fine we'll make him enough potions to swap back and forth as he wishes.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:30 No.18906873
    That's the major issue

    I prefer him to be Keima unless he drinks the potion on his own accord and even then with an option to keep switching
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:32 No.18906879
    >[X]talk to Keima
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:32 No.18906883
    While we're on the subject,
    [X] Talk to Keima.
    He's our group's master of strategies, so he would have already beaten his.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:33 No.18906887
    Check the library or see if we have a rare plant specialist around to help us with the snowberry plant

    Maybe try and get some mandragora was it ? to grow next to our berries
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:34 No.18906888
    We don't really have any pressing need to talk to anyone at the moment, do we?
    Unless someone comes up, [x] read.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:34 No.18906890
    Talk to Sagara, introdue him to Daniil, I think they'd get along and we could get more of a feel for him by listening to them talk.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)09:34 No.18906893
    Keima is still in the simulation.
    only 2 other confirmed for finished.
    Sagara and Shirou
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:36 No.18906907
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:36 No.18906912
    Did he immediately die? Did he unlimited blade works? HOW THE FUCK DID HE BEAT SOUSUKE!?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:37 No.18906914
    That's only when he is ilyamode
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:37 No.18906915
    rolled 39 = 39

    What version?
    This is important
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:38 No.18906920
    Shirou's already out of the simulation? Let's just chill and read for a bit. Wouldn't want to run into him on accident.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:38 No.18906923
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    >Straight Keima
    >Sub Mio
    >Sorting Trude
    What is it with the jokes today?
    I haven't laughed as much since around thread 40 or so
    Also, go to the library, see if Miss Yuki (I think her name was) is there, if she's not grab a book or two and try and find her
    You do realise that the candy's effects are gone already
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:38 No.18906924
    He's over-powered just dumb as a rock.
    The simple go to X, kill X mission played in his favor.

    Fucking Shirou.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:38 No.18906925
    When it comes to head-on, no tactics, pure carnage fighting he's pretty much the best.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:39 No.18906926
    Talk to Shirou if he is in any different form (Kurou, Illya, etc), otherwise read.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:39 No.18906933
    Lionsaber comes with Illya, Illya comes with sugar intake.
    We give Shiour some fudge and we get Illya and Nyaber
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:40 No.18906937
    Talk to Illya. Congratulate Shirou with enough sugar to trigger the change. Also talk to Nyaber.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:52 No.18906991
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)09:54 No.18906997
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    You walk out of the room followed by Daniil and try to find Shirou.
    You want to find out just how he beat the mission so easily.
    You also want to check on Illya and see Nyaber again.
    AS you walk out of the Academic building, you ask Daniil something.

    "Hey can I ask you something?"
    "Sure, go ahead." he tells you as he paces your steps.
    "Can I call you Dan? Daniil seems a little unnatural to my tongue." The wolf's name just doesnt sit well with your japanese molded accent, making it come out in an elongated Danyeeru.
    "Do as you please. I do not mind." he says as you walk on.
    "Thanks Dan."

    In the quad, you think of where to search for Shirou first.
    [ ]cafeteria
    [ ]dorms
    [ ]other
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:55 No.18907004
    To the fudge mines.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:58 No.18907022

    Can't see him being in many other places
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)09:58 No.18907023
    Cafeteria, he probably worked up a bit of a hunger smashing through the simulation.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:00 No.18907028
    Yeah. He probably went to eat something. Cafeteria.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:01 No.18907029
    [X] Cafeteria
    "Hey Dan, how about we get together for a drink and a spar sometime? There's nothing like fighting to bring out the true person in you."
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:03 No.18907037
    [x] Cafe
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:13 No.18907099
    Anyone here?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)10:13 No.18907101
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    You head on down to the cafeteria and find him as expected.
    He's walking with a huge tray of food towards a table and smiling like a half drunk rat on a boat made of peanutbutter.

    "Hey Shirou!" you call out to him.
    "Susan! Hey! you done with the mission too?" he asks as he sits down.
    "yeah, got through easily enough." you reply.
    "So how did you finish that mission so quickly?" you ask, as you try and delay him from inhaling the assortment of desserts on the tray.
    "Hmmmn? I just went down the road and knocked on his door. When the hairy things woudnt let me in, I buried the place in swords." he answers simply.
    "So you just walked right up to the fortress... And knocked?"
    'Unbelivable,' you think as Shirou selects a particularly plump creampuff 'fucking idiot just knocks on the enemy HQ and ends it like that.'
    "Ahuh. That's what I did, I knocked and asked kindly. when they tries to attack me, I fought back."
    He begins to consume the whole tray.

    You sit back and wait for the inveitable.

    A few moments later and...
    Illya is back.

    WAT SAY/DO oh master butlers?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:14 No.18907104
    More likely as it's the closest source of sugary foods.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:14 No.18907106
    rolled 67 = 67

    Ask if she has a version of Unlimited Blade Works
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:14 No.18907109
    Yeah just nothing more to contribute right now

    Unless we can do as >>18906887 suggested and find out more about our plant somehow
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:16 No.18907124
    "Would you like some fudge?" Whip up some delicious as fuck fudge for her.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:17 No.18907127
    Give Illya a pat on the head.
    "Hello Illya. How are you and Saber doing?
    "Here, let me introduce you to a new friend of mine: Daniil, this is Illya and her Device, Saber. Illya, Saber, this is Daniil. We met during the recent training mission."
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:17 No.18907135
    Well, you can't fault his reasoning, and it did work. Just remember to never give Shirou a job requiring any amount of subtlety.

    Hey Illya. Give her a spinning hug, ask to see nyaber so we can pet her. Give her some fudge, ask how she's been doing. Let Dan and Nyaber talk about warrior stuff while we eat some lunch with Ilya.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:19 No.18907148
    "Hi Ilya. I made a new friend!"
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:20 No.18907154
    "Dammit, this is just too weird"
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:21 No.18907163
    Dan and Saber. Now there's a strange couple.
    "Huh? You like Saber?"
    "Yeah. She's a woman after my own heart, and cute."
    "You like cute things? I thought you would go for sexy."
    "Pup, when you've been at war for as long as I have, you'll come to treasure something as innocent as cuteness."
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:24 No.18907186
    has kraus "gotten" saber yet btw?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:25 No.18907193
    They haven't really gotten to know each other. Saber's definitely going to have to look past the profanity, though.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:31 No.18907233
    He is like a laser guided derp bomb
    Point him at a simple target and let him go then watch the fireworks
    Try putting him in any situation requiring subtlety and he fails miserably until either Irisviel or Kurou get triggered

    We really need a read on his powers in each form
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:33 No.18907254
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    Not yet.
    Current count is Frau, Shinku, and Souseiseki. He's working on Suiseiseki, so that he can have a pair of twins like us.

    Though >>18907163 brings up an interesting thought.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:35 No.18907265
    I don't think he's actually bagged either of the twins yet. And if he had, it probably wasn't Boku.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:36 No.18907279
    Friend of mine told me something to that effect. He's a huge fan of moe anime, and served some time in afghanistan.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:39 No.18907297
    Actually, he has. We left Kraus with the twins, and after a series of great rolls (Signifies Kraus getting some), we came back to find Suisuisuisuisui bolting out of the place flustered, and Boku drinking tea out of Kraus. Swagged 1/2, still good work.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:40 No.18907305
    are familiars and devices even possible to get a relationship?

    our devices are basically our polar opposite, a doppleganger in a sense, so no suprise they act like living entities

    our familiars however are from computer codes and we use our magic to capture them and turn them to a managable AI.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:44 No.18907329
    Yes, both of them can.
    Devices aren't polar opposites, but unique personalities created upon the creation of the Device (Hence why Naru can't have her own ;_;). Hence, they can have relationships. In the words of Kraus "INTERFACING MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU KNOW IT?"

    Familiars are different, but I'd say they can have relationships. They are free-willed AI, created with their own personalities (No input on our part).
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:44 No.18907330

    if this universe is following the zero no tsukaima rule then yes they are capable of love and relationships for devices/humans
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)10:45 No.18907336
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    She jumps up from her seat, over the table and lands in your lap.
    You give her a pat on the head, "Hello Illya, How are you and Saber?"
    "We're fine! Want me to bring her out?"
    "Yes please, I can take the opportunity to introduce you two to a new friend." you say.

    Saber appears in a flash of white light, she is again in her smaller form still wearing that lion costume.
    "Good morning Hanyaate." she says with a bow.
    "Good morning Saber. I want to introduce you two to, Daniil. He's my new friend and we met in the last simulations. Dan, these are Illya and her device Saber."
    "Greetings." Dan says with a curt nod.
    "Nyeellow." saber returns the greeting.
    "DOGGY!" Illya says as she Finally notices Dan.
    She runs up to the wolf and hugs him.
    The lupine takes it all in stride and lets the little girl do as she wishes.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:45 No.18907337
    No he mentioned bagging boku along with shinku he just failed with Desu
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)10:45 No.18907344
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    With Illya preocupied, you take the opportunity to talk to Nyaber.
    "So Saber, How's Illya these days?"
    "She's been adnyaasting. We've managed to keep her appearances controlled." she answers.
    "How do you? It's impossible to keep Shirou away form sugar."
    "The fudge fort has hardened too much to eat, and whatever he gets here in the cafeternyaa has the sugar in it reduced, to allow Illya to digest it quickly and revert back to Shirou in time for class."
    "I see, and what did you do yesterday when Illya was an adult?"
    "We just sat around behind the gym. I met an internyesting person though."
    "Nyaakamoto Mio. A swordswoman. I had the honor of crossing blades with her."
    "The Major? And how well did you fare againts her?"
    "We were pretty evenly nyaatched. She even seemed to be able to see my blade."
    "I see. She must have been holding back on me when we last sparred." you comment as you absentmindedly pull Nyaber into your lap.

    "Uhhmm Hanyaate. Why am I on you?" Saber asks as you continue to hold her without saying anything.
    "I.. I have no idea actually, do you want me to put you back down?"
    "Nnnn.. I.. I do nyot mind this." she says as she hides a blush.

    You spent the remainder of your free time just watching over Illya and holding Saber in your lap.

    Lunch break came.
    You and the girls met back at the house to eat.
    You took Saber and Illya with you as well.
    After Introducing everyone to Daniil, your usual chitchat and a great meal, you all went back for afternoon classes.

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:51 No.18907377
    Man, being buried on page 8 is really hurting the traffic in the thread.
    Fucking mods.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:51 No.18907378
    I'm surprised. Hayate does not like Shirou at all. Kurou he likes (a little too much), Illya he likes, but There's very little hope for Shirou in Hayate's eyes.

    I can't tolerate him either, but I wonder if Shirou is saddened by it, knowing that his abominable 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th impressions have condemned him.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:52 No.18907381

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:52 No.18907382
    Might be worth starting a new thread
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:53 No.18907387
    Not really, so much as there isn't a pressing issue that needs discussion right now.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:53 No.18907393
    He is too stupid to notice

    But Hayate doesn't seem as much hating Shirou as constantly annoyed and amazed by the level of derp he manages
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:54 No.18907395
    >knowing anything
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:55 No.18907405
    "I see Hayate coming back from his simulation. feeling embarrassed, I accidentally blurt out the wrong name, Susan. He listens to me, but doesn't pay much attention to me. I suppose I've only got myself to blame. I quickly pile the sugar-reduced foods onto my tray, eating as fast as I can. Hopefully, I can eat enough sugar so that I can black out, saving Hayate the effort of putting up with me."
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:57 No.18907416
    I don't think Hayate dislikes Shirou as much as he is exasperated by him.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:58 No.18907426
    HELP I AM FEELING BAD FOR oh wait no I'm not because that's just fucking wrong.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)10:59 No.18907433

    i am actually going to try and elaborate more of this, the way i see it our devices act like an avatar in an MMORPG and i am guessing that our sub conscience are controlling/giving them ability to 'think' and move

    now the familiars were born out of our own magic from simulated algorithms, some anon said that magic does not give one a personality/feelings, only life.

    So IF our magic did give them their own will and personality, that would pretty much make us as a "god" tier type of magic.

    and we can pretty much create living entities from algorithmic codes.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)11:01 No.18907452
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    That afternoon's classes passed quickly enough, with the Dude talking about Bureau Economics.
    "...the main reveneue of the Bureau comes from the development of tech, liquidation of confiscated property and the sale of juice. Other income also come from certain SCPs and personnel that can generate valuable material, and the other smaller bureau maintained businesses."

    The bell rings, signalling the end of classes.
    Erica and Hina make their way to you.
    "We're headed out to town to buy some stuff..." Erica tells you with an air of mystery.
    "So you need to find something to occupy yourself with till we're back." Hina adds with a wink.
    "Okay, you girls have fun." you tell them as you pack your folio up.

    The two of the walk out the door after a quick kiss from each of them.

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:02 No.18907458

    we should try to use our magical hat on ashes-men, just for experimental purposes.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:02 No.18907461
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:03 No.18907465
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:03 No.18907467
    First, mentillate to Mike to see if we can schedule an evaluation of our data manipulation powers with R&D, then go down to Johnny's and get in an alchemy lesson with Ryuu.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:03 No.18907468
    Look for an expert in rare and majaikal botany in the bureau

    We could use some help with our plant
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:04 No.18907479

    chit chat with perrine, avoid mio and trude at all cost
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:05 No.18907489
    rolled 68 = 68

    >Other income also come from certain SCPs
    >certain SCPs

    Isnt this fucking dangerous? I dont think the 05s going to allow using SCPs for income.
    That would also mean the doctors of the Foundation will be hear, which means the fucking shit Dr. Bright
    >Id love to see the SCP arc of MSQ though
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:06 No.18907495
    Wander a bit. See what's up.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:07 No.18907510

    you are thinking too much, just enjoy the thread and not think too much about it.

    like watching spongebob cartoon, and shrug off those questions on "how come they can light a fire underwater" etc. etc.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:09 No.18907522
    The Bureau controls the foundation.
    And some SCPs are safe and do generate enough material/products taht they could profit off it.


    Safe if handled correctly.
    This is the Bureau. They got that shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:09 No.18907523
    The SCP is a sub faction of the bureau
    We play with their toys all the time
    >> overly emotional perrine fan 04/29/12(Sun)11:10 No.18907528

    [x] perrine

    i know you are going to extend this perrine trolling, atleast i want to know we engage some small talk with her.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:10 No.18907529
    Seconding Perinea
    See when we could have that teaparty or something.
    Or just score some froggy points
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:10 No.18907532
    >chit chat with perrine
    Completely forgot.
    We needed to set up that tea party, call ahead to the Restaurant at the End of the World and get a reservation for Saturday, and see if we need a reservation for Denden's for Friday night.

    It's Thursday, and we were planning on having that tea party today.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:12 No.18907543
    Or we could have the teaparty on Monday.
    You know, just to not bunch our whole weekend up.
    >> !cBT9DvxTlw 04/29/12(Sun)11:13 No.18907553

    party is going to be held on our beach house.

    food will come from our magic.
    don't ask how, its just fucking magic.

    nanoha will provide fireworks
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:13 No.18907556
    rolled 86 = 86

    Still sounds risky as fuck coming from a bunch of artifacts that makes end-of-the-world scenarios a daily basis.
    Plus those fucking personel isnt helping, unless the Bureau kicked them out.

    >I wonder how Hayate would react to that SCP woman who's always getting rape-tortured, Procedure 110-Montauk it wass.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:14 No.18907565
    The tea party, not the housewarming party.

    Fireworks are not conducive to a traditional French tea party.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:15 No.18907569
    End of the universe but yes we need to contact the girls for the tea party
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:17 No.18907589
    Like I said before, Not all SCPs are dangerous.
    There are SAFE classifications after all.

    Hell that boxcar of water would prove to be very lucrative if you rent it out to a desert population by the hour, as long as you had the personnel to handle it [BUREAU AGENTS]
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:17 No.18907590

    "who am i? where am i? who are you?"

    "i am you creator, hayate"

    "so that would mean you are my god?"

    "not really... no i just created you."

    "ok... so.... what is my purpose in life then?"

    "........ you have your own mind go figure it out"
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:21 No.18907608
    Alright, are we going to try to do the tea party today or Monday?
    We could simply have the tea party next week, but I'd rather introduce Perrine to possible friends before the housewarming party on Sunday.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:22 No.18907613

    We had decided on it and it is a way to invite her and the others to the house warming
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:25 No.18907625
    Today, but i don't know how we could just casually invite the freshmen girls to our house, specially those we don't really know.

    "Hey want to come to my place for a teaparty?"
    And ARARARARAGI punches the shit out of us.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:26 No.18907629
    lets just go with a small number.
    Her, Yuki, Lily and Shinku.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:27 No.18907631
    What girls we don't know?

    Everyone we are inviting we know as do the girls

    We know the freshmen class through either swag or the exercise we helped with

    And the house warming party is Sunday
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:28 No.18907645
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:28 No.18907646
    >i don't know how we could just casually invite the freshmen girls to our house
    We're inviting only a select number of girls, that we believe will be able to get along with Perrine.

    Hina, Lily, Shinku, Yuki, Charlotte.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:29 No.18907649
    We don't know the freshmen girls well enough, especially the ones that appeared in that list before.

    lets just try and hook her up with Yuki for now.
    If she opens up to one person in her class, the others will follow
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:29 No.18907652

    oh god yes lily, definitely lily

    best tea party evar

    you guys think there is a chance that LG will bring akira, her sister, into the bureau?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:30 No.18907655
    Do we know Charlotte enough to invite her?
    She only saw us during the beginning of the exercise.
    And she remembers us most likely as "THAT MADMAN THAT HAD A TREX CHASE THE CLASS"
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:31 No.18907663
    She also knows us as the boyfriend of the ace that fought her to a standstill.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:31 No.18907665

    0% chance

    lilly was only here because of a roll, and not from LG himself
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:31 No.18907671
    rolled 76 = 76

    If its KS Akira, why not
    IF its KY Akira on the other hand . .
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:31 No.18907674
    Silentiest party ever.

    "More tea please, Kraus."
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:33 No.18907681

    you are forgetting the tea clanks
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:35 No.18907697
    It would make sense for KY Akira to be in the bureau

    Lily seems to be regular Lily though
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:35 No.18907698

    i think LG brought the KS lilly here, so it is only reasonable any chars from here world would be from KS too

    KY akira would be a number one most wanted list of the bureau
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)11:37 No.18907708
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    You wander around the Bureau, thinking of when you'd throw that tea party.
    You decide that the quicker it was done, the better.
    Your first move would be to convince Perrinne to come.
    And then you also had the guest list, and the service to consider.

    You walk towards the dorms, hoping that the french witch, the one you are throwing this all together for would be there.

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:38 No.18907717
    rolled 32 = 32

    I wonder if her Device is as unapproachable as her.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:38 No.18907718
    rolled 73 = 73

    Froggy is in the dorms

    We run into hideyoshi and Charlotte talking on the way
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:39 No.18907725
    rolled 50 = 50

    Rolling to not get ambushed by Mio
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:41 No.18907732
    rolled 44 = 44


    oh hi mio how are you today? great weather today.

    oh hi trude still jogging huh?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:41 No.18907734
    rolled 62 = 62

    >KY Akira as one of our enemies
    Good God no, thats one nutcase that would be hard as fuck to crack

    Rollin for more misunderstandings
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:41 No.18907735
    rolled 41 = 41

    Rolling to find froggy.
    And she is waiting with a little blonde boy in her arms
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:44 No.18907770

    it could be a potential plot for lily though.

    she has come to the bureau to pursue her sister who has gone rouge
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:45 No.18907776
    rolled 61 = 61


    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)11:49 No.18907794
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    rolled 3 = 3

    You walk up the stairs and pass by the mysterious "HIDEYOSHI" section taht the third floor was turned into.
    On the way up you run into a pair of cute girls.
    Identical twins to be exact.
    One was wearing the standard Bureau female uniform, while the other was wearing the male uniform.
    "I still don't understand how you got a whole floor to yourself." the one in the skirt asks her twin.
    "I too have no idea, dear sister. I would have been pretty happy to have stayed with the males." the other one answers in a weirdly archaic form of speech.

    After a quick nod at the two cuties, you head on up.

    You arrive at Perrinne's room and knock.
    There's no answer.
    You try and contact her mentally, still no response.

    As you try and think of where she could be, you hear a soft sobbing from the other side of the door.
    It's Perrinne, and she's crying.

    With the door locked, and noway else in, you decide to teleport to her.
    'Excuse me Perrinne, I shall be teleporting in now. I can't just ignore you crying there.' you tell her before you make the jump.

    >rollan for something
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)11:51 No.18907804
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    rolled 43 = 43

    >rolling again for that thing's effect
    >> overly emotional perrine fan 04/29/12(Sun)11:51 No.18907807
    rolled 55 = 55



    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:53 No.18907820

    We'd better not have lost the tadpole.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:53 No.18907822
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    Oh for fuck's sake...
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:53 No.18907824
    rolled 83 = 83

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:53 No.18907826
    That was a 1d3
    >> overly emotional perrine fan 04/29/12(Sun)11:54 No.18907829



    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)11:57 No.18907855
    It may not be as bad as it looks.
    It was a 1d3 that got rolled.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)11:59 No.18907862
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    >path 3

    You find her sitting on the floor with her back to the wall.
    She's sobbing softly and trying frantically to dry the tears from her eyes.
    "hey, whats wrong?" you ask as you kneel next to her.
    She doesnt look up at you and shakes her head, her golden hair swaying with the small movement.
    "Come-on. Tell me. I'll do anything i could to help." you reach for her hand and she lets you hold it, her fingers curling around yours weakly.
    But still she woudnt talk.
    "Please Perrinne? Tell me whats wrong. I can't stand looking at you like this."
    Again she shakes her head and still she keeps her mouth shut.
    The only sound in the small room is her sniffling and ragged breathing.

    >> overly emotional perrine fan 04/29/12(Sun)12:00 No.18907871
    rolled 100 = 100

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:01 No.18907876
    rolled 33 = 33


    well shit bro, u have to be her number fan
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:01 No.18907877
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    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:02 No.18907878
    Oh my god here goes
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:02 No.18907879
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    Welp, our work's done here.
    No more rolling!
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:02 No.18907880
    rolled 5 = 5

    Wave Penis at Froggy.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:02 No.18907881
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:02 No.18907884
    Welp I think we can pack up for now
    Seems dice gods are replying their quad 1's in installments
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:02 No.18907886
    rolled 56 = 56

    The Dice Gods seems to like your tears, and have accepted them as tribute.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:03 No.18907891

    About time she opens up
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:03 No.18907893
    rolled 89 = 89


    she will probably tell everything now
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:04 No.18907904
    Noko 100 is no big deal
    Noko 1 is because you can easily cheat it

    It has been that way since day 1
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:04 No.18907906
    From twitter
    >nat 100 to convince froggy to talk. TIME FOR SOME PLOT!

    >> overly emotional perrine fan 04/29/12(Sun)12:05 No.18907909

    whats the difference?


    tears and rage actually
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:05 No.18907910
    rolled 19 = 19

    >nat 100 to convince froggy to talk. TIME FOR SOME PLOT!

    Plot Advancement? On MSQ?!

    Oh anon, u so fanny
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:12 No.18907951
    Time to dissect the froggy
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:13 No.18907955
    Fallen to page 10 btw
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)12:15 No.18907973
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    Her fingers gain some strength in them. she holds your hand back and finally looks up at you.
    Even though she looked bedraggled and bloodshot, with her continues sniffling, she was still quite the beautiful girl.

    Her sadness filled eyes lock onto yours and she takes a deep breath.
    "Theyre sending me back." she says as waves of sadness sends her tearing up again.

    "What? Who?" you ask her as you quickly take out a hanky to replace her now tear-soaked one.
    "Trude and the council. They're sending me back to our world." She loses what composure she has left and lets go.
    She grabs onto you and begins to cry her heart out.
    Minutes pass, her tears soak into your blazer and eventually into your shirt.
    You could do nothing else but hold her and pat her back.

    Finally she calms down enough to continue speaking.
    Still holding her, you ask.
    "Why are they sending you back? Can't you make an appeal of some form?"
    "It's because.... I'm..." she holds you tighter.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:17 No.18907982
    >"It's because.... I'm..." she holds you tighter.
    "...sick? I thought you were getting better."

    Hayate is oblivious.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:17 No.18907983
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:20 No.18907996
    >> overly emotional perrine fan 04/29/12(Sun)12:20 No.18907997

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:23 No.18908008
    Well, FINALLY! It's been stuck at the station for HOW long now?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:24 No.18908018
    But the Bureau has medical technology a hundred years ahead of the Strike Witches Dimension. Wouldn't it be better to keep Perrine here, under the care of Dr. McNinja, than returning her to 1940's medical technology?
    Not to insult their medical abilities or anything, but he can make their medical skills and technology look like those of a third-rate witch doctor.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:25 No.18908020
    Next time on MSQ.jpg
    LG strings us along some more and leaves us with another cliffhanger since it is late and he will claim he has to work in the morning
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:25 No.18908022
    in b4 hayate flips his shit and tries to fix it himsellf, you know he would.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:26 No.18908030
    Thats not why they are doing it

    Trude probably made the call last night

    We have to go there and sort things out or simply keep her around based on family since she is pregnant with our child
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:27 No.18908037
    True, but if witch command wants it that way, then there's nothing anyone can do.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:27 No.18908041
    >picture of a cannon firing on twitter
    My body is ready
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:27 No.18908043
    I can't wait for the talk we're going to need to have with the Doctor in order to go back in time and impregnate a witch.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:28 No.18908045

    Perrine as a housewife. That's... all kinds of interesting mental images.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:28 No.18908048
    And I was listening to the 1812 overture at the time.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:29 No.18908055
    That's what she was doing in the flash forwards.

    Unless she was just off duty at the time.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:30 No.18908062
    Yes, of course that's not why they are doing it. But the argument that the Bureau has better medical technology and an OB/GYN specialist is for the reasoned approach to getting Trude to reconsider.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:30 No.18908065
    And then:
    >"was supposed to post this."
    >Sexy picture of Perrine

    Oh, LG.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:32 No.18908075
    Also, what would the Bureau's policy on long term crossovers and/or meta-contamination be? Because I can't see Desu not going back with her.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:33 No.18908080
    Unless she got the command and had to choose whether to follow it or not knowing the consequences of both
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:34 No.18908094
    Not very good

    Especially given Desu and the other dolls form a pact for life when they find a medium

    It would be a very sticky situation because while they have magic in SWD they don't have living dolls
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)12:37 No.18908109
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    "I... I'm pregnant." she says before she buries her face into your chest and begins to cry again.
    Golden hair trembled with every sob, her arms tighten around your torso with every sniffle, and her tears fell on you continuously.

    In the dorms, on Bureau grounds, she told you what she had been hiding all this time.
    On that afternoon, in that small room, you found out something that would eventually change everything.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:39 No.18908116

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:39 No.18908118
    >"I... I'm pregnant."
    I think this is actually the first time that it has been flat out directly stated that Perrine is pregnant.

    Except that one post LG deleted, maybe.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)12:40 No.18908119
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    New thread at 2200 4chan time.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:40 No.18908123
    So she told us that we're the father, right?

    This is going to make things all kinds of awkward.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:42 No.18908133
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:43 No.18908136
    No. She just told us that she's pregnant.
    It will still be awkward since we know she likes/loves us
    >> overly emotional perrine fan 04/29/12(Sun)12:45 No.18908146


    did...did i let this happen?

    this... this is not a dream right?

    i...i think i need a some time to take this in fully...

    uhm. thank you LG.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:45 No.18908147
    Soo, he waits till the 100th thread to finally resolve this.....
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:46 No.18908151

    Whoooo! 100th thread tonight!

    Wow. 100 threads. (plus bits). That's REALLY impressive LG.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:47 No.18908159

    >In the dorms, on Bureau grounds, she told you what she had been hiding all this time.
    On that afternoon, in that small room, you found out something that would eventually change everything.

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:47 No.18908162
    That is the subject for this thread.
    Inb4 this pregnancy is actually just a really small part of a really really long route
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:48 No.18908173

    simply awesome.

    guess those players who are reading this on the archive feel a little bad now.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:51 No.18908194
    Still doesnt mention the father.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:54 No.18908209
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    HEY YOU.



    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:54 No.18908210
    >Holding King Arthur on his lap
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:56 No.18908236
    >After a quick nod at the two cuties, you head on up.
    Welp, more passengers for H.Y.T. Swagtanic.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)12:58 No.18908260
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    To be fair you fired it ages ago.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/29/12(Sun)13:01 No.18908269
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    By VULKAN'S HAMMER! We become a... DADDY!

    Damn you alternative/future Hayate!
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)13:05 No.18908297
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    Here's what they look like
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)13:06 No.18908306
    >nat 100 on befriending wolf
    >nat 100 on Perrinne pregnananananant

    this could be very tough to top.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)13:11 No.18908339
    Jesus christ finally.
    And now begins the Battle of Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)13:13 No.18908344
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    I can sort of see why the Bureau would put Hideyoshi away from the guys.

    Maybe instead of devoting an entire floor to just him, they should have created a Trap Floor for the traps they recruit?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)13:17 No.18908368
    Watch as LG still manages to backpedal from this whole BABBY scenario.
    And he's gonna do it like a boss while skating over a lake of our tears
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)13:20 No.18908387
    But I like our room! I don't want to move floors.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)13:28 No.18908457
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    And now we have to utilize every butler skill we ever learned in order to convince the Bureau to keep her here.

    Alternatively, we can hire this guy.

    You know, if we get proven as the father through time-shenanigans, we can offer to house her in our resort. I mean, that place is fucking huge. She could have an entire floor to herself.

    And we can shell out some cash to get robo-maid finished and have her play nurse.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)13:32 No.18908494
    Possibly time to seriously speak to the girls about bringing her in.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)13:32 No.18908502
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    Chachamaru as a nurse?
    In a nurse outfit?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)13:34 No.18908518
    All the while as the ashes from Mt. Butthurt rain down.
    It will be beautiful.
    >> AddictivePersonality 04/29/12(Sun)13:36 No.18908538

    Finally cought up on the archives to be able to participate in last nights thread...wake up this morning to the end of theis with OH SHIT SHE PREGGER

    >>>hbovie ligaments, we gonne get our shit cut by a bowie knife
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)14:02 No.18908767
    >missed the parts where it was confirmed that she was pregnant before while reading the archives
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)14:04 No.18908786
    He probably didn't read the player's posts and teitter posts.
    ...though there were ample hints in the updates themselves.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)14:05 No.18908789
    You and me both, man.

    Also, we should offer Mike the data Kraus recorded during the befriending.
    >> AddictivePersonality 04/29/12(Sun)14:10 No.18908836
    No i knew about the whole pregnancy thing...i was thinking more along the lines of our dear butler and his reaction
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)14:12 No.18908856
    I wonder if we had turned off our familiars, if we'd have been able to keep Naru...

    Anyways: We're fighting tooth and claw to keep Perrine here. She doesn't have anything back in her universe, really, and prenatal care is surely better at the Bureau than in 1940's war-devastated France.

    Really, I think they're just sending her back because the Bureau doesn't make it policy to support pregnant women as combat trainees. If we offered to house her, she'd be able to stay.

    And once her story comes out, the girls will pretty much have no choice but to accept her. Erica's the only one with a real argument against it, and that's just unthinking hate.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)14:12 No.18908865
    >I wonder if we had turned off our familiars, if we'd have been able to keep Naru...
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)14:16 No.18908900
    They don't draw that much in non-combat situations
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)15:07 No.18909393
    Oh great well in that case everyone should roll noko dice. Any that roll low will be disregarded because they might be d1s or d10s or something and we're immune to crit fails while still having the same chance for crit successes. That's not cheating the rolls at all, no big deal at all.

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