We're in autosage, already?
Well, fuck losing threads. Archival in progress.
Felanis' fleet arrives at a world just outside UED space, called Gringoire. It is a jungle planet of no real value, which is why we've been able to set up a false Dyles base, here. The Protoss attack boldly and soundly. It's almost hard to arrange for an opening so that we can arrive to help, but we manage.
The battle is expensive (Accountantbrate makes sure we know that), but fun. We put on a very melodramatic show of saving Felanis, then letting him pay us back (Artisanlord laughs a hearty overlord laugh when Felanis tells us that now we're even). Then we flood the area with false transmissions declaring that Dyles is on the planet, and almost comically overdone declarations by our faux Dyles of his power. Felanis takes it hook, line, and sinker, though. His fleet makes a herculean effort, finally destroys the orbiting fleet, and victoriously glasses the planet, all the while making a prolix speech about the power of the Protoss Empire.
It's rather like watching an action holovid.
Felanis thanks us again (!), and declares that we are fearsome warriors before departing to spread the news to the Protoss Empire of his glorious defeat of the nightmarish Dyles Entity.
Salem Saberhagen, who we left in charge of this, really outdid itself.