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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Century King Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)22:11 No.18914620  
    These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    Her sadness filled eyes lock onto yours and she takes a deep breath.
    "Theyre sending me back." she says as waves of sadness sends her tearing up again.

    "What? Who?" you ask her as you quickly take out a hanky to replace her now tear-soaked one.
    "Trude and the council. They're sending me back to our world." She loses what composure she has left and lets go.
    She grabs onto you and begins to cry her heart out.
    Minutes pass, her tears soak into your blazer and eventually into your shirt.
    You could do nothing else but hold her and pat her back.

    Finally she calms down enough to continue speaking.
    Still holding her, you ask.
    "Why are they sending you back? Can't you make an appeal of some form?"
    "It's because.... I'm..." she holds you tighter.
    "I... I'm pregnant." she says before she buries her face into your chest and begins to cry again.
    Golden hair trembled with every sob, her arms tighten around your torso with every sniffle, and her tears fell on you continuously.

    In the dorms, on Bureau grounds, she told you what she had been hiding all this time.
    On that afternoon, in that small room, you found out something that would eventually change everything.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/29/12(Sun)22:13 No.18914643
    Fuck yeah
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:13 No.18914648
    lol /toy/
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    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:14 No.18914656
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    Alway /toy/
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:15 No.18914678
    If she goes back to her world, time will pass faster for her than for us, which would just exacerbate the problems this will cause with the other girls. We have to try to prevent that.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:15 No.18914680
    We're still at lunch after finishing the simulation early, right?
    >> thinatrez 04/29/12(Sun)22:15 No.18914681

    IT BEGINS!!!

    Everybody get in here, shits going down tonight.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:16 No.18914688
    rolled 2 = 2

    Force abort.
    >> Codeki 04/29/12(Sun)22:17 No.18914692
    So, will Erica crush our balls over something we technically haven't done yet, and if she does, does that create a paradox?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:17 No.18914693
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    And here I was thinking I would fall asleep.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:17 No.18914699
    Confirm us for father, then pull the old "It's cruel to force her to raise the child alone, and it's wrong to keep the child from it's father." routine.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:18 No.18914710
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    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:19 No.18914733
    Confirm that Hayate is the father, and how this could have occurred.
    And then discuss how we can keep Perrine here; as the father, shouldn't we have a say in the medical technology that our child has available to it during development?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:20 No.18914738
    My argument from last thread:

    The Bureau is sending her back because they can't train a pregnant woman, obviously.

    Her world is taking her back because it's her home.

    However, if we bring her into the family (which after we identify the child as ours will be all but certain), then we can keep her here. She can live in the resort for the term, and the Bureau will have much, much better medical care than 1940's war-torn France.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:21 No.18914748
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    We papa now?
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/29/12(Sun)22:21 No.18914755
    Goddamn, almost missed it because my computer kept crashing.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:23 No.18914771
    Sounds good to me
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/29/12(Sun)22:23 No.18914778
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)22:24 No.18914780
    Always were.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:25 No.18914790
    This works.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:25 No.18914795
    Hmm pointing out the painfully obvious holes in sending her home, then snagging her. I like it.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:29 No.18914822
    If we got time today, we also need to stop by Dr. Jones's shop. Maybe he's figured out what the dagger of time is by now.

    Also, attempt to find doctor. Tell him a future version of us knocked up Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:30 No.18914840
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    >people like my plan

    I feel so loved!

    >searching for a happy reaction image

    I have come to the realization that I have only angry, disappointed, or shocked reaction faces.

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:32 No.18914854
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    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:32 No.18914855
    rolled 40 = 40

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:32 No.18914861
    Dr. Jones said that he would contact us when he was done, so no need to go to him first.
    Also, the Doctor is unlikely to be here yet. Every time we go to find him, he's not there. Why not just have Kraus attempt to connect with the Tardis instead?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:34 No.18914888
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    Something that's been bugging me since the infinicon arc.
    How does Hayate know what festival yakisoba tastes like?
    He would never have had the money for it.
    Then I find this pic.
    Hayate PTSD all the way.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:35 No.18914907
    Hayate probably has some skill in pickpocketing and thievery.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/29/12(Sun)22:35 No.18914915
    woah woah woah, slow your roll (pun intended), you do not simply kill a child with genetic swag of our magnitude. He shall be classy and bring the whole universe to peace so it is foretold.
    >> Side story: Gust Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)22:36 No.18914922
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    You run down the hall, your squad following close behind you.
    You have him now, he has no chance of escape.

    You barge into the room and your target was there in the middle of it, waiting.
    "Death and destruction isnt the way to bring about peace." You answer him, weapons raised.
    You know just how dangerous he is, you've faced him before after all.
    "THEN I SHALL SHOW YOU DEATH AND BRING YOU PEACE!" He attacks, hands glowing with arcane fire.
    The squad under your command prepare themselves.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:36 No.18914924
    This is a good plan.
    Discuss with Perrine and family, then bring it up with Tride ASAP.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:36 No.18914926
    Probably that

    He likely does, he did copy paintings for his father to sell.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:36 No.18914937
    He probably worked at a booth during one of the festivals to help pay for his parents dreams.

    Generally, the people who work at them get to eat the leftovers or else they spoil.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:37 No.18914951
    Rafale is the Team Leader?
    >> overly emotional perrine fan 04/29/12(Sun)22:38 No.18914957
    there goes my sleep time for today.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:38 No.18914962
    rolled 79 = 79

    Throw whatever is in your hand at him.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:38 No.18914963
    Or the target, considering >>18914915
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:39 No.18914977
    Rafale sounds like a pretty cool guy. Aside from that time he killed us or whatever.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)22:39 No.18914981
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    A hundred years. Ten decades. A century.
    That's how long you have been with the Bureau.
    At almost 117 years of age, you don't look a day over 35.
    Why? Simple, it's the Juice.

    In those hundred years, you've ran, flew and fought all-over the Dimensions.
    In those hundred years you've made a lot of friends and lost quite a few as well.
    In those hundred years youve seen your children and your children's children live fruitful lives of their own.
    In those hundred years, you and the girls have been happy.

    'I need a break after this mission,' you think to yourself as you walk up towards the stargate with J, your ever loyal footman, right beside you.
    The other familiars you left at the house, or are accompanying your children/grandchildren.
    "Sir, Might I suggest we go back home to your Dimension? Maybe pedal around Japan again?" J says as if he had read what you had on your mind.
    "Great Idea, J. Just the two of us again, on the road. And maybe we could go visit her." you say the last part softly.
    "It shall be my pleasure to accompany you sir." he says with a bow.
    "GET READY TO JUMP COCK-CAKES. ENOUGH OF THIS MELODRAMA." Kraus states, as angry as ever, the rage in him not unchanged even after a century.

    The gate is calibrated, the ring of stone spins and rotates.
    You jump in.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:40 No.18914993
    >getting some Perrine plot finally

    Goddammit LG!

    Great, another side-story character to keep track of.
    >> thinatrez 04/29/12(Sun)22:41 No.18914994

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:41 No.18914995

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:41 No.18915000

    well fuck me, LG ACTUALLY doing some plot
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:42 No.18915002
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:43 No.18915012
    >in Japan

    Probably Athena.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:43 No.18915019

    Wonder if Hayate has time travel after a century.

    Could this be the birth of Negayate?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:44 No.18915027

    go on all fours
    raise you butt high
    try not to bite your tongue man

    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/29/12(Sun)22:45 No.18915038
    Hayate in the future is a badass, you can tell just by the narration.
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    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:46 No.18915049
    It makes sense.that SUE juice is anti aging
    >> AddictivePersonality 04/29/12(Sun)22:46 No.18915053
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    my body might be ready.....

    >seriously waiting for this quest ALL damn day!!
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:46 No.18915055
    >Hayate becomes such a skilled and powerful agent that the Bureau gives him straight Juice drinks to keep him alive.

    Dunno if awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:47 No.18915066
    I think they do that for most of them
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/29/12(Sun)22:47 No.18915068
    i think everyone gets them, isn't mike a couple of hundred years old?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:48 No.18915077
    it could be a hayate from a completely different dimension, and not entirely us in the future
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:48 No.18915084
    He's drinking snowberry juice.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)22:48 No.18915085
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    "You're having a baby?" you ask her softly.
    "Yes." she says as she holds onto you.
    "Who's the father?"
    "..." she doesnt answer and just buries her face in your chest.

    You don't push that issue further for now, and instead focus on her being sent away.
    "The Bureau is sending you back? Why would they?" You say as you wrap your hands around her and get the two of you on your feet.
    You lead her to the bed and sit down.
    "It's not the Bureau. It's Witch High-command." she tells you.
    "But, aren't you a Bureau operative now? Shoudn't they have final say?"
    "No, you don't understand. I need to follow whatever Command orders." she answer you softly.

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:49 No.18915100
    "Why would the witch command order you back? Aren't you... better off here?"
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:49 No.18915106
    <Insert Better Medical Facilities Argument here>
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:50 No.18915110
    But the Bureau has better health care here. Wouldn't it be better for you to stay here, even if training is delayed?

    Also, any clue on what you're naming the child?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:50 No.18915117
    Act a bit immature.

    "But that's not fair!"
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:50 No.18915120



    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:51 No.18915131
    Solution for this would be easy.
    Let's have her file for resignation/discharge from witch-command.
    She's still la Bureau agent either way.
    With her cut off from that chain of command, she can stay here.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:51 No.18915132
    "But why would Witch Command order you back now? Not to be insulting, but the Bureau has much better, more advanced medical facilities here than Witch Command will have for another hundred years at least."
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:52 No.18915146
    Ask her if she wants to stay, if so then:

    Point out the stupidity in sending a pregnant woman to 1940's earth, when she has access to better healthcare here.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:52 No.18915151
    I'm sure the father would want you to stay with him, in any case.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:53 No.18915158
    "But that isn't right. They have no right to take you away like that if you don't want to go. The Bureau has better medical facilities and... I don't want you to go."
    >> AddictivePersonality 04/29/12(Sun)22:54 No.18915173
    This! The war is over in her dimension right? I mean yeah they still have random attacks every once in a while, but couldn't she technically muster out now?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:55 No.18915192
    "Right. First things first. Come back to my place with me. No-one should be alone at a time like this.

    Then, we'll go over your options and figure out what the best thing to do is.

    Also, knowing who the father is would really help."
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:55 No.18915193
    Stepping down would be an insult to her honor. She wont do that.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:55 No.18915196
    >They have no right to take you away like that if you don't want to go
    She's in the military. That argument won't fly.

    Better one is to refer to the Bureau having better medical facilities.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:56 No.18915201
    She's stepping down from nothing. She's moving onto bigger things.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)22:57 No.18915220
    Goddamnit, right in the feels.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:57 No.18915224
    this is why she NEEDS to get discharged
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:58 No.18915230

    we need to ask a meeting to the council of her world

    or look at the bureau's contract regarding perrine as being an agent and just how much authority they have.

    a valid argument in a civilized court is the only way here.
    i am sure with hayate's enormous "jobs" eperiences, he can be a pretty good lawyer
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:58 No.18915238
    Or Hina and Susan.
    Or maybe Hina Susan and NAru
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:58 No.18915239
    Nope, if you don't want to leave then we are not letting you go

    I will see trude or Mio and see what needs to be done
    >> AddictivePersonality 04/29/12(Sun)22:59 No.18915245
    Shes not giving up all responsibility, more like trading the witches for being an operative. However i can see her arhument for not wanting to leave Gaul behind...
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:59 No.18915247
    Shouldn't she be thinking less about following orders and more about making sure her child gets the best possible upbringing?

    This isn't the kind of situation where you can just fly solo and hope everything will turn out okay.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:59 No.18915253
    We must grow a goatee in the future. Why? Because it would look cool.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)22:59 No.18915257
    Well of course. We spent six months studying Law so we could get our father out of prison at the behest of our mother.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:00 No.18915264
    No, it wouldn't. Hayate's Japanese. It wouldn't turn out the way you're picturing.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:01 No.18915270
    Ah thats right... they can't grow normal beards...
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    looks like you are having a problem gentlemen.

    want me to help?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:03 No.18915310

    no thanks wright, we got this.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:05 No.18915340
    It could turn out like one of those badass samurai beards from an old Kurosawa film, though.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)23:07 No.18915352
    Maybe later, sir.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:07 No.18915359
    Still not the goatee he's thinking of.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:08 No.18915370
    No but they ones he mentioned looked cool too.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:08 No.18915373
    We could always offer to claim to be the father.

    I bet even HighCom would hesitate to break up a family like that.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:08 No.18915378
    the* ones
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:09 No.18915381
    >offer to claim to be the father
    Oh you.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:09 No.18915383
    Yep. Plot advancement path go!
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:11 No.18915396
    Oh man. Double Troll. That'd be awesome.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/29/12(Sun)23:13 No.18915428
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    Our face when we find out it's not a lie.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:22 No.18915525
    So for the immediate term, it seems like the only thing agreed on is: Why is Command ordering her back now, the Bureau has better medical tech.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:23 No.18915534
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    >mfw LG doesn't refresh the thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:23 No.18915535
    What about claiming it's ours to add guilt? Seems like a sound plan.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:25 No.18915559
    No, it's not a sound plan. Because Hayate would know that paternity testing was available in his world, and so would be available here.
    Also, that's something that the girls would have to agree to, first.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:28 No.18915579
    We are the father. Thats why we want to offer this. We want to get this over with after such a long time.

    Hayate also wouldn't think that far ahead.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:29 No.18915583
    But she didn't tell Hayate he's the father, so he doesn't know yet.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:30 No.18915588
    >paternity testing
    Yeah, because they're going to have any reason whatsoever to administer a paternity test. Those are to prove deadbeats are the father, not to prove that people aren't. You don't know what you're talking about, mate.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:30 No.18915592
    >The point
    >Your head
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)23:33 No.18915622
    She hasn't actually said we are, though. We do know that she's seen us with the time hat, though. We also know that Futuyate was in the SWQ dimension just over two months ago (for her), on the last night that we were at the castle. If we know about that time difference, and ask how far along she is, it's not that big a logical leap to, "We Daddy Now."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)23:33 No.18915624
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    "Do you want to go back?" you ask her.
    "Of course not! I don't care about France..." she says as her emotions continue to get the better of her.
    "The streets smelled like mold, the trash was never collected in time, And the whole place smelled like cheese even in the middle of the day. It's the worst country in the world."

    "... Then if you feel that way, I won't let them take you back there. I'll do anything in my power to keep you here." you tell her as your eyes lock.
    "of course. Why don't we go back to my place? this is no time to be alone in a small dark room."
    You put an arm around her and you pull out your portkey.

    She continues to hold onto you as you port into your house in the bottle.


    >sorry bout that, i had to hunt food.
    >found half a box of donuts downstairs.
    >Sneaked it back to my desk.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:33 No.18915625
    inb4 HundredHayate's mission is to go back in time and screw Froggy....
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:34 No.18915636
    rolled 53 = 53

    Rollan for anorexic models.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:34 No.18915637
    rolled 63 = 63

    >hates france
    >Perrine is an canon patriot and donates all of her money towards its reconstruction


    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:35 No.18915641
    rolled 56 = 56

    So is this to see who is at home right now?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:35 No.18915642
    rolled 7 = 7

    This is probably an important roll.

    Observe closely as I fuck it up.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:35 No.18915647
    rolled 45 = 45

    Rollan' Come Nat 1!
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:35 No.18915650
    rolled 32 = 32


    Inb4 Lookout's nat 1
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)23:35 No.18915651
    rolled 72 = 72

    Yes, Boss
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:35 No.18915652
    rolled 37 = 37

    Lets go for it.
    Dude our dick is magic.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:36 No.18915654
    rolled 86 = 86

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:36 No.18915656
    >emotions continue to get the better of her.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:36 No.18915658
    rolled 33 = 33

    Rolling for Erica doing target practice on the beach.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:36 No.18915660
    Okay we can stop rolling.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:36 No.18915661
    rolled 28 = 28

    Pretty little dice, won't you roll well for me?
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:36 No.18915663
    rolled 49 = 49

    I hope not. That means that this is less an event of extreme significance and more a mistake on HundredHayate's part.

    I like to think we went back in time and had a baby for an extremely critical reason, like anchoring us in the timeflow or something.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/29/12(Sun)23:36 No.18915664
    rolled 52 = 52

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:36 No.18915668
    rolled 42 = 42

    Don't you fucking roll, Lookout.
    >> AddictivePersonality 04/29/12(Sun)23:37 No.18915669
    rolled 37 = 37

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:37 No.18915674
    rolled 33 = 33

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:37 No.18915675
    rolled 74 = 74


    not on this dimension shes not
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:37 No.18915677
    rolled 22 = 22

    Nope, and the dice think you smell bad.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:37 No.18915679
    rolled 42 = 42

    If we keep counting on the dice, our future is assured to be one full of suffering and failure.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:37 No.18915681
    rolled 43 = 43

    Fuck you dice, you dirty whores!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)23:38 No.18915688
    rolled 70 = 70

    She's confused by the swag, and is lying, duh.
    >> Lookout 04/29/12(Sun)23:38 No.18915692
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:38 No.18915694
    rolled 30 = 30

    nat 1 sudden abortion time!
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:39 No.18915701
    rolled 26 = 26


    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:39 No.18915702

    The dice gods hate lookout
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:39 No.18915704
    rolled 65 = 65

    I love you.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:39 No.18915711
    rolled 75 = 75

    >> !cBT9DvxTlw 04/29/12(Sun)23:39 No.18915713


    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:39 No.18915714
    rolled 20 = 20

    >inb4 she's being recalled for an interrogation on WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT BEAR STUFF COME FROM
    >they were cute as girls though, have some pics of us molesting Ianette
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:39 No.18915715
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    This won't end bad.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:40 No.18915720
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    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)23:40 No.18915721
    rolled 18 = 18

    Unless he's not been posting, I don't think he's here currently.

    So you should be bitching at Fritz or myself.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:40 No.18915723
    rolled 100 = 100

    Oh lookout...
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:40 No.18915724
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    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:40 No.18915725
    rolled 88 = 88

    ... I'm going to break everything you care about.

    LG, can we just ignore him from now on? He seems to be responsible for more than half of our critical fails. I'm starting to smell some bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:40 No.18915726
    >Lookout rolls
    >gets nat1
    Didn't we JUST tell you not to roll?
    Well, for everyone hoping for an abortion, I hope you're happy.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:40 No.18915729
    rolled 3 = 3

    You are a bona fide statistic anomaly my friend.

    That or a mod is trollin somehow.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:41 No.18915734

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:41 No.18915739
    Our Angel.

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:41 No.18915741
    >dis nigga right here
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:41 No.18915742
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:42 No.18915746

    Oh wtf lookout...
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)23:42 No.18915751
    rolled 47 = 47

    Welp, guess I spoke too soon
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/29/12(Sun)23:42 No.18915760
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    rolled 69 = 69

    Lookout i love you so much, just because of your statistical improbabilities.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:42 No.18915763
    She's hormonal and would rather stay with us.

    Also, just because you love the place where you grew up, and donate most your paychecks to rebuild it, doesn't mean that it is not currently a shithole where nobody should have to live.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:43 No.18915765

    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:44 No.18915783
    I saw that 1 and was SO SAD.

    Then I saw the 100 and literally grabbed my chest and said "thank God."

    I am waaaay too involved in this quest.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/29/12(Sun)23:44 No.18915786
    What is up with the dicegods lately, so tsundere.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:46 No.18915802
    Please tell me that 100 countered the 1.

    >>Capt dsiWhis
    Who is Captain Dsiwhis, and how can he or she help us here?
    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/29/12(Sun)23:46 No.18915804

    Well shit, somebody rolled an 86. I guess I pretty much have to de-lurk now. And since AC Quest doesn't seem to be on yet, I guess I'll de-lurk here.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:46 No.18915810
    rolled 4 = 4

    Hey guys can I play
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:47 No.18915820
    Not with that roll you can't.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:48 No.18915827
    Nope, the dice gods have spoken.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:48 No.18915829
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:48 No.18915832
    rolled 13 = 13

    >I can't hold all these nats
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/29/12(Sun)23:48 No.18915836
    Welcome aboard, the only rules are don't roll 1's and don't touch me booze.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:48 No.18915840

    Bring different dice.
    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/29/12(Sun)23:49 No.18915845

    Forgot to roll. But somebody got an 100, and I refuse to fuck that up.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:51 No.18915876
    That was used cancelling out a nat 1, though, so we're sort of in a holding pattern at the moment.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/29/12(Sun)23:52 No.18915884
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    You arrive at the house in an instant and lead her inside, there's noone home yet.
    You take her to the kitchen for a cup of coffee.

    As she sat there at the small table and you readied some coffee for the two of you, you take this opportunity to let your familiars out and have them show Dan around.
    You also introduce Dan to Perrine.
    "Perrine, this is Daniil, my newest friend. Dan, this is Perrinne." you say.
    Perrinne says nothing and only nods at the wolf.
    Dan on the other hand asks,
    "So this is your mate?"

    Perrine blushes hard and sinks lower in her seat.
    You answer Dan with, "Well... She's part of my family." and end it at that.
    "Come, Master Daniil, we'll show you around the house."
    Jakob quickly defuses the situation form atop Ted, and the four animals pad out of the kitchen.

    You sit there in silence, the two of you drinking coffee.
    YOu observe the girl, no the lady in front of you.
    She has an aura of strength that permeates even as she looks so worn right now.
    Her golden blonde hair, though disheveled still looks beautiful.

    She notices you staring and asks,
    "W-what is it?"

    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/29/12(Sun)23:52 No.18915885
    Someone also got a 1 so they cancel each other out. But Lg is probably already writing.
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:54 No.18915901
    Smile. "You're glowing."
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:54 No.18915906
    "What you're going through, I've never been in exactly this situation, but I know what it's like to be alone, and worry about what happens next.

    No matter what, I'll always be here for you."
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:55 No.18915917
    Smile and say, "you're glowing."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/29/12(Sun)23:55 No.18915921
    rolled 71 = 71

    "Nothing, really. Just, how beautiful you look." look away briefly, continue, "Though, if I can ask, how far along is…"
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:56 No.18915922
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:56 No.18915927
    "Just that, you look a little more mature than when I first met you, a little more refined.
    "I can't exactly understand what you're going through, but I'll help however I can. You don't have to face the future alone."
    >> Anonymous 04/29/12(Sun)23:57 No.18915937

    Just wondering who the lucky fellow was, and wondering what is to be done, what is to come of this. Wondering what I'll be able to do for you, one of my precious friends.

    I really hope you don't have to return, since you seem to like it here and I would miss you, but I don't know what the alternatives would be.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:02 No.18915978
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:03 No.18915989
    Maybe we can combine the "you're so preggers lol" with the "I'll always be here for you" comments?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:04 No.18915999
    "I was wondering why is it that this 'Witch-Command' is recalling you back. Surely they know that the Bureau has better medical facilities than their own and yet they still see it fit to recall you."
    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/30/12(Mon)00:06 No.18916023
    I wonder, which would LG think was a better troll?

    For Hayate to be the father, or for it to seem like Hayate's the father, but then it turns out to be somebody else entirely(Ian, for example)?

    Just a thought.


    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:06 No.18916030

    I don't like that their willing to risk her child with such horrific medical standards.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:08 No.18916039
    Personally that's what I've always thought. But these people believe 100% that is Hayates.

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:08 No.18916041
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    >that feel when you have all the comments and questions, but are too afraid to post them because LG might use them and they're all horrible, horrible scenarios
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:09 No.18916054
    Just do it. Its going to happen one way or another.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:10 No.18916066
    drink until the bad ideas go away
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:10 No.18916068
    I sort of think that if, by some method, it DOES turn out to be Ian's, then Hayate will do his DAMNEDEST to be the best stepfather and/or uncle to that kid that he can.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:12 No.18916082
    Damn straight.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:16 No.18916116
    More like we'd hijack the stargate, go the SWQ-verse and hang Ian off a saucer 30,000 feet in the air until he agreed to be a parent.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)00:16 No.18916124
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    Watching upotte, the m16 is awesome, i love my ar.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)00:18 No.18916136
    I like this idea.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/30/12(Mon)00:20 No.18916155
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    "You're glowing." you tell her, and you reach a hand over the table.
    "I can't exactly understand what you're going through, but I'll help however I can. You don't have to face the future alone."
    You tell her as your hands touch.
    "Thank you..." she answers with a small smile

    About an hour passed with the two of you just sitting there, not saying anything. Just caught up in each other's company.
    And as that hour passed, she eventually calmed down and went back to her usual cool demeanor.
    "Hey, are you okay with this?" she asks
    "Okay with what?"
    "I'm carrying a baby, and you know that I l-like you. You know that I want to be with you. Don't I appear to be just some loose woman like that?"

    >WAT SAY?
    >dear mondays, I hate you.
    >Please remove yourselves from the calendar ASAP
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:22 No.18916165
    "You mentioned you saw me when I was traveling through time, so I'm not ruling out that it's mine just yet."
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)00:23 No.18916182
    Of course not i would like you no matter what.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:23 No.18916185
    rolled 38 = 38

    "I also know I'm a time traveler, and I also know that there was a second instance of me running around when I was visiting your dimension with Erica and Ursula. I've figured it out."

    Rollan to come to that conclusion.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:23 No.18916188
    "I trust your judgement."

    It is a stretch to say that he is not at least subconsciously putting together the 'she saw us in the time hat' and 'she won't say who the father is'

    Don't say that shit out loud though, predestination is dicks.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:24 No.18916191
    Well, if you didn't want the baby and you didn't use contraception, I'd think you were a little bit irresponsible.

    Other than that, I don't particularly care one way or another about your sexual escapades as long as you're not cheating on anyone.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:24 No.18916195
    rolled 85 = 85

    "I'm hardly one to speak about being 'loose'. But no, as long as the emotions are real, I could never think that of anyone."
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:24 No.18916196
    "Well, I don't know what the circumstances around the baby are. For all I know, the martians you were fighting invented Pregnancy Beams or something."
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:25 No.18916198
    I think that's too meta-y.

    "A while back, when all this was just starting for me, I said that I would never turn a girl away who wanted companionship. And if you want it, I won't turn you away either."
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:25 No.18916199
    Well, I kinda ruled it down to two people. It's either a future version of me, or Ian.

    Either way, it doesn't really matter. It's you I'm worried about.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:25 No.18916200
    If Mondays were removed, Tuesdays would be Mondays and Sundays would suffer.
    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/30/12(Mon)00:25 No.18916205

    ... Is there some way to say "Hell no" both as bluntly and as delicately as possible?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:25 No.18916209
    >pregnancy beams

    Thank God I don't have that fetish.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:25 No.18916210
    "Not to me, you don't. I think I've gotten to know you enough to know that you're not like that.
    "Besides, the other girls would just say that Swagzilla can't be stopped, only delayed."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)00:26 No.18916214
    rolled 75 = 75

    "No, why should it? I'm sure whoever the father is, you care for him very much, and wouldn't accept this lightly. If circumstances keep you from him, I hope you'll let me help however I can."
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:27 No.18916219
    Very nice, Udz.

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:27 No.18916227
    You have a shit-ton of personality issues but I don't think being loose is one of them
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:28 No.18916230
    We don't know what her situation is, since she still hasn't told us yet. We can only do what we feel is right.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:29 No.18916239

    Well said. Pushing for this also.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:29 No.18916247
    I'll agree with Urdz aswell.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)00:29 No.18916249
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/30/12(Mon)00:31 No.18916273
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    "HELL NO. I've said it before right? I like you too. Something as wonderful as a child isn't a thing to be concerned about, it's something to celebrate."
    You tell her firmly.
    "I may not know who the father is, or why he isnt with you, but if you want to be with me then I will do my best for both you and that child."

    She blushes. A deep crimson spreads across her face.
    "T-thank you Hayate." she says as she begins to tear up again.

    You stand up and go around the table to sit beside her.
    "Hey stop crying, please, this is no time to be sad." you reassure her.
    "I-I'm nod sad anymore.. I-I'm just so happy to hear you say that." She smiles through the tears streaming down her face.

    She looks up at you and closes her eyes.
    She's waiting for it, you can tell as much.
    [ ]kiss her
    [ ]dont kiss her.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:33 No.18916286
    [x]kiss her
    I think I'm going to regret this, but I can't think of Hayate NOT doing this.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:33 No.18916288
    [x]kiss her
    A gentleman never disappoints a lady.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)00:33 No.18916290
    rolled 7 = 7

    [x]Kiss her

    And queue Erica and Hina and/or Ursula arriving
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:33 No.18916296
    [x ]kiss her, with your tongue, in her butt.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:34 No.18916300
    "I sense Erica will come crashing in soon."
    [x]kiss her - Forehead.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:34 No.18916303
    [x] kiss her.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:34 No.18916305
    The girls are gonna walk in on this, but fuck it's too perfect.

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:34 No.18916310
    Erica would be a problem. Ursula, maybe. Hina, would be annoyed, but the most likely to be understanding.
    >> AddictivePersonality 04/30/12(Mon)00:34 No.18916314
    emotional support time....even just a light kiss
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:35 No.18916322
    I *know* someone's going to walk in on this. Probably Erica.

    Go invisible, pull her in, *Then* kiss the fuck out of her.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:35 No.18916323
    Everyone is so quick to kiss. Erica sees that god only knows the hell she'll raise.

    [^] Hug
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:35 No.18916324
    On one hand, kissing her IS cheating on the girls, because they haven't said she isn't against the rules.

    On the other hand, are two very good points

    Can we ask for emergency approval from the rest of the family?

    If not, then like >>18916300 said
    [x] Kiss forehead, and explain why.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:35 No.18916327
    [x] Kiss her

    There's no choice. Anything else would seem like we're rejecting her, after all that talk.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:35 No.18916330
    >kiss her

    And then immediately push her down to dodge the blow Erica is going to send Perrine's way. She may be mad at us for kissing Froggy, but she *hates* Perrine now. She might just decide remove her from the equation entirely.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:36 No.18916332
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:36 No.18916341
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:36 No.18916343
    Kiss her tenderly just in time for the girls to walk in
    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/30/12(Mon)00:36 No.18916345

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:37 No.18916352
    Kiss her, in a time stop.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:37 No.18916354
    Quiet, Wheatley.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:37 No.18916360

    [x] french kiss
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:38 No.18916363
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:38 No.18916370
    I regret several occasions where I did not kiss the girl.

    I do not regret any of the occasions where I did kiss the girl.

    [X] Kiss the girl.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:38 No.18916372
    Sure, I guess.

    But then again, it's something that Erica's going to need to get over.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:39 No.18916373
    Seconding this, as it still give Perrine a kiss, we explain to her why, and it's not like we're trying to be deceitful or going behind the girls' backs by using our invisibility to kiss Perrine in secret.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)00:39 No.18916378
    Can't be Wheatley, it's actually sensible.

    An avatarfag that showed up in KY, RPing as, well, Wheatley. He showed up here a thread ro so ago.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:40 No.18916385
    >timestop kiss


    TIME HAX SOLVES ALL OUR PROBLEMS. And creates new ones, but we can use time hax to fix those too!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:42 No.18916411
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    Have to post this.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:44 No.18916420
    Like all soviet designs, will either blow up in face, work, or work then blow up in face.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)00:44 No.18916421
    What the fuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:44 No.18916425
    I want the softness and softness II to join the bureau
    It was amusing every time we got near them
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:45 No.18916433
    >[X] Kiss

    Inbefore Erica
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)00:45 No.18916434
    The watch is of dorfen make, not Russian. The hell hell are you talking about?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:45 No.18916437
    Or blow up in face to work
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:46 No.18916457

    >That last guy

    >I bet that's LG
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)00:47 No.18916461
    He is comparing how we do things to how the soviets did.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/30/12(Mon)00:48 No.18916467
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    A gentleman never leaves a lady waiting, and so you kissed her.
    Your lips met hers and you saw fireworks.
    It was soft, warm and oh so good.
    You melted into each other's embrace.
    It wasnt frantic nor filled with lust. It was a kiss so pure and so full of love.
    She and you were connected in that moment in time for what seemed like an eternity.
    Your hands wrapped around each other, your hearts in synch.
    You both lost yourselves in your embrace and found each other.

    After a moment that went on forever, you pulled away and smiled at her.
    She smiled at you and said, "I love you."
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:49 No.18916478
    We really need to get Perrine to talk it over with the girls now.

    And we need to talk with Erica and Ursula and try to work out their problems with Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:50 No.18916481
    Good now summon a tray and be ready for Erica.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:50 No.18916485
    And Erica walks in.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:50 No.18916486
    Sound of a MG-42 being racked in 3...2...1...
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:50 No.18916490
    Cue applause as the other girls watch.

    "About frickin' time!"
    "Another one? How many are we going to have here?"
    "Well, the house IS rather large..."

    Erica is being distracted by a potato-shaped lolipop.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:51 No.18916503
    Do we respond too?
    I mean, we like her, but do we LOVE her?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:53 No.18916520
    In order, I'm thinking that was Hina, Nanoha, and Ursula.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:54 No.18916525
    We say nothing.
    Just smile at her.

    And prepare for Erica
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:54 No.18916530

    "i love you too"
    "i hope there is still some room for more dough in that oven of yours..." smirk

    -fade to black-
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:54 No.18916531
    No "WAT DO" so LG's got it.

    Though probably, it's "And Erica's right behind me, isn't she?"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)00:54 No.18916535
    "I know."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)00:55 No.18916539
    That entirely doesn't matter.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:55 No.18916540
    Again I pose the question, Do we love her?
    We like her true, but can we honestly say that we love her?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:55 No.18916542
    WE clearly do.

    I'm sure Hayate cares about her, but love is something you keep in the family.

    So we respond "Do you want us to be together?"

    Offer to include her.
    >> overly emotional perrine fan 04/30/12(Mon)00:55 No.18916546

    all my feels.... thank you LG....

    i... i think there are onion cutting ninja's in my house... brb
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:56 No.18916548
    >pregnancy beams. Add another idea to the TSUNDER-RAY quest pool ive been building

    I want to play that quest.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:56 No.18916556
    We already have.

    It is up to the other girls when she goes to them at this point.

    Which will hopefully be pretty soon.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)00:59 No.18916590
    >"i hope there is still some room for more dough in that oven of yours..." smirk

    That is a horrible line. Unless we're talking to Tsukiko.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/30/12(Mon)01:01 No.18916618
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    You smile back at her and say, "I know."
    She leans into your embrace as you place an arm around her shoulder.

    You stared into each other's eyes, and you swept a few stray strands of hair from her face.
    It felt good, it felt right to have her like that in your arms.
    You will try and find a way to keep it like that.

    At the very moment you thought that, the inexorable gears of the universe start to move again.
    She mentillates you.
    'Hayate, do you know where Perrinne is?'
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:03 No.18916631
    Who's asking.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:03 No.18916636
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/30/12(Mon)01:03 No.18916640
    oops forgot to ask you to roll a 1d3
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:04 No.18916642



    its trude.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)01:04 No.18916646
    rolled 2 = 2

    How's the selection of this one gonna go?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:04 No.18916647
    rolled 3 = 3

    Please be Hina, she's the most understanding.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)01:04 No.18916648
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:04 No.18916652
    rolled 2 = 2

    Yes, actually. Why?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:04 No.18916657
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)01:05 No.18916659
    rolled 2 = 2


    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/30/12(Mon)01:05 No.18916663

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:05 No.18916664
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:06 No.18916666

    Inb4 Perrine we're hugging is actually a polymorphed Mio now in full yandere rape mode.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:06 No.18916668
    Fuck the inexorable gears of the universe.

    We're gonna find a way to make a little pocket of no-time so that we can just be happy for as long as we want.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:06 No.18916670
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:06 No.18916673
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    Ah, we Han Soloed her.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:07 No.18916681

    Quads of evil. LET IT BE SO!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)01:07 No.18916683
    rolled 2 = 2

    No, I mean, which d3 roll is the one that counts?

    Though Mio seems to be winning the most rolls.

    It's kinda dickish, but there is a certain class to it.
    >> AddictivePersonality 04/30/12(Mon)01:07 No.18916688
    lol looks a lot like mio....OH SHI! we got our titaniam jock wrecked....
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:11 No.18916719
    Miyafugi would be the best for the current situation, I think.

    Trude the worst.

    Mio would get up here and be all "PERRINE! PERFECT! Hold him down and we can take turns!"
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:13 No.18916738
    >Not a single 1

    It seems the universe doesn't want to fuck this up.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/30/12(Mon)01:16 No.18916756
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    This voice, it was Mio.
    "Yes." you answer her and leaving it at that.
    "Well, where is she? I need to have a word with her." she asks you, a hint of urgency in her voice.

    [ ]tell her
    [ ]nope
    [ ]ask perrinne
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:16 No.18916761
    We could always just lie.

    "Nope, no idea."

    Think of it: Right now there is a hunter-team looking for Perrine. She ran to come find us before they took her away forever.

    We can't let that happen.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:17 No.18916773
    [x]ask perrinne
    Mio could be trying to help, or she could be searching for Perrine to take her back.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:17 No.18916775
    [x]ask perrinne
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:17 No.18916776
    Let's ask Perrine.

    "Perrine, Mio is asking for you. Do you want to stay here a bit longer?"
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:17 No.18916778
    Ask Perrine
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)01:17 No.18916780
    [x]Ask Perrine
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:17 No.18916782
    >[X] Ask Perrine

    I doubt she would try to molest us, because she probably knows what's going on.

    Not 100% on that though.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:18 No.18916784
    Just Mentalate her.
    If you need to talk in person, could you please tell me why?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:18 No.18916794
    >[x]ask perrinne

    If we say NOPE, Mio will *immediately* start searching for our and Perrine's asses, calling upon Bureau resources if need be.

    And besides, it's Perrine's choice, really.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:19 No.18916799
    [x] ask Perrine
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:20 No.18916815

    [x]ask perrinne

    i believe she is on perrine's side of things
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)01:21 No.18916830
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    [ ]ask perrinne
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:22 No.18916839
    "Depends who's asking. Is it our husband Mio, or is it Major Sakamoto?"
    >> AddictivePersonality 04/30/12(Mon)01:24 No.18916861
    [x]ask perrinne

    Ask her this, then ask her if she wants us to go with her
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/30/12(Mon)01:34 No.18916956
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    You turn to the blonde girl in your arms and ask,
    "Perrinne, Mio is asking for you. Should I take you to her? Or do you want to stay here a little longer?"
    "I... It's probably about that... Can you come with me?"
    "Sure. Maybe we could just invite her up here to the house, we can talk on the beach."
    "T-thanks." she says as she leans in further into your embrace.
    'Mio, Perrinne is here at my place. Feel free to drop by so you could talk. I'll have my familiars meet you in my room and take you to our location."
    You take her Perrine's and lead her outside and down to the beach.

    Later, at the beach, Mio walks towards you and Perrine accompanied by J.
    "Sir, I have brought your guest." he tells you with an elegant bow.
    "Thanks J, go ahead and leave us for now. I'll call for you if I need you."
    "Very well, Sir." he says as he turns around to walk back up to the house.

    "Nice place you got here." mio tells you as she plants her firm posterior down firmly on one of the deckchairs opposite you and Perrinne.
    "I assume that you know what's going on?" she asks you.
    "Yes." you tell her simply.
    "Okay then." she then turns to Perrine.
    "You got the orders yes? What do you intend to do?"
    "I.. I want to stay here." She gives your hand a squeeze. "I don't want to go back there."
    "Ah. But orders are orders. You're a witch under High-Command, you can't just ignore those orders." She tells her.
    "But... But... I..." Words begin to fail her.

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:36 No.18916977
    Can't she ask for a discharge on medical grounds?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:36 No.18916989
    something something medical technology something something people who care about her something something beach house
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:36 No.18916993
    "Mio, if I may ask, what is witch command's reasoning for Perrine's recall?"
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:38 No.18917008
    "Mio, has the High Command though about how much they are endangering the child by forcing it to be born on earth in the 1940's? I know that the Bureau's technology is centuries ahead of your own, not to mention that here there is no threat of residual Martian attacks. It would be within the best interest of Perrine and her child to be born here."
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:38 No.18917009
    "The lady said she wanted to stay. I'm not letting anybody, no matter who they are or what their position is, break a woman's heart by forcing them to leave their friends behind."
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:38 No.18917012
    Why, exactly, were these orders given? No offense intended, but the Bureau has better medical care than anything WW2 doctors could cook up, and pretty much everyone Perrine cares about is here. I can't see any reason for this recall, given the knowledge I have.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:41 No.18917040
    I'd put money on Minna.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:41 No.18917042
    "If I may ask, what is the reasoning behind High Command's order for Perrine's recall?
    "Not to be insulting, but even in the late 90's, we considered the medical technology of the 1940's to be outdated and primitive, let alone how they compare to the medical facilities here at the Bureau. Wouldn't Perrine, and her child, be better off here?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:41 No.18917046
    "If I went back on my word and allowed them to take Perrine, which of the ladies I care about would they take next? Erica? Ursula? You?"
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:42 No.18917052
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:45 No.18917072
    I believe the proper thing to do is ask High-Command to go to hell, the lady goes where she wishes to.

    The medical care is better here, people who care about here are here, and I'm willing to state I'm the father as they would be unwilling to break up a family. She's staying and if they try to force the issue I will defend her.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:45 No.18917077
    >Tell High Command to go to Hell
    >MPs, wat do?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:47 No.18917093
    >they would be unwilling to break up a family
    You have no idea what the military High Command of the 1940's was capable of, do you?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:48 No.18917098
    Magic murder butler, what do?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/30/12(Mon)01:48 No.18917105
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    "The lady said she wanted to stay. I'm not letting anybody, no matter who they are or what their position is, break a woman's heart by forcing them to leave their friends behind." you tell Mio.
    "Dear wife, do relax. I'm not here to take her away by force, I'm here to see what see wants to do and to see what I can do to help her. Don't get your panties up in a bunch.... Oh wait, you can't" She reaches in her pocket and pulls out your boxers from the night before, "because I still them right here."
    You try and reach for them but she puts them away quickly into her jacket, firmly stuff them in her cleavage.
    "Anyway, Mio. I firmly believe that it would be for Perrinne's best interest for her to stay here at the Bureau." you tell her as you straighten back up.
    "The medical technology here is superb, and the initial training wouldn't put her nor the child in danger."

    "I agree with you on that dear wife, but unfortunately the old crones in the council think otherwise." She asnwers
    "Why do they insist on taking her back?"
    "I have no idea, it's most likely political. Who knows what those dried up cunts think." she answers.
    "Isnt there anyway we could keep her here?" you ask the major, Perrinne is listening intently.

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:49 No.18917110
    Well McNgafn Young does that every few minutes, you'd think they would be used to it by now.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:49 No.18917114
    >one of Mike's former trainees standing in the way of legitimate home dimension business

    Pissed off Mike, wat do?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:50 No.18917117
    MPs? We just annihilated a fortified position with orbital thermobaric weaponry.

    Fuck MPs.

    Now is when we bust out

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:50 No.18917119
    rolled 68 = 68

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:50 No.18917125
    rolled 92 = 92

    Medical discharge to become an actual member of the Bureau instead of just a ambassador.
    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/30/12(Mon)01:50 No.18917127
    rolled 95 = 95

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:51 No.18917128
    rolled 40 = 40

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:51 No.18917129
    rolled 5 = 5


    Oh fuck...she's going to blackmail us hard in about 3 seconds.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:51 No.18917132
    rolled 93 = 93

    Well we could show them an RC Copter, they'll either shit their pants or die of a heart attack. Also fuck high command, keeping warlock rights pressed to the ground.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:51 No.18917133
    rolled 54 = 54

    These arguments about not breaking up a family are absurd and are nothing more than appeals to emotion, which High Command would not accept.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:51 No.18917140
    rolled 95 = 95


    I will personally murder anybody who rolls a one.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:52 No.18917144
    rolled 14 = 14

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:52 No.18917147
    stop rolling
    stop rolling
    stop rolling
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:52 No.18917150
    I think we're good now, guys.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:52 No.18917151

    For the love of god stop rolling.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:52 No.18917153
    ALL DEM 90s

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:52 No.18917154
    rolled 65 = 65

    I'm not talking about their skill, I'm talking about what fighting MPs mean: that we are officially stepping in to prevent the SWQ government from doing something, and the problems that would cause.

    That said,

    Lets see if we can tie the bureaucracy up for a bit.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:52 No.18917156
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:53 No.18917162
    Superior medical care, an actual family and place to live, magical education and a grander purpose than anything they offer.

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:54 No.18917173
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    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:54 No.18917176
    rolled 93 = 93

    >> Lookout 04/30/12(Mon)01:54 No.18917180

    fuck the police
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:55 No.18917185
    I'd yell at you for continuing to roll, but, dat 90.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:55 No.18917188
    God damn.
    >> Lookout 04/30/12(Mon)01:56 No.18917192
    rolled 28 = 28


    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:56 No.18917198
    Lookout what are you doing. Quit that Lookout.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)01:57 No.18917203
    rolled 13 = 13

    Is this a challenge?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:57 No.18917204
    If this is how the dice are rolling tonight, I am NOT looking forward to combat in AC-Quest.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:57 No.18917205
    rolled 1 = 1

    Alright let's do this!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:57 No.18917210
    Teehee I see what you did there
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:57 No.18917213
    Nice 1d1 you got there bro.
    >> Lookout 04/30/12(Mon)01:57 No.18917216
    rolled 97 = 97


    u mad officer?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:58 No.18917218
    rolled 66 = 66

    Shouldn't it be kind of obvious that we're the daddy? After all, didn't Trude nearly kill us that one time? What did she seem to think? That we knocked someone up?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)01:58 No.18917220
    rolled 2 = 2

    Oh christ, you're right.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:58 No.18917222
    rolled 72 = 72

    Goddamn you....
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:58 No.18917223
    Not at that kind of roll I'm not.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:58 No.18917224
    Those are arguments for Perrine to resign her commission, not for anything that would actually convince High Command.
    What economic or technological exchanges or treaties could we offer? Comprehensive tactical and training support?
    It's great that the medical technology and skills are here, but how do we get them to the Strike Witches Dimension? Or the industrial machines and laboratories needed to support those high-tech machines?

    WE have nothing to offer to High Command; the Bureau does. And the Bureau is already in a deal with them.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:58 No.18917226
    A 1d1? Seriously? You could at least try 1d1OO or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:59 No.18917233
    YOU! Stop that.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:59 No.18917234

    You, go die in a lake of acid.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:59 No.18917236
    I guess we'll just let you do the rolling, Udz.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)01:59 No.18917239
    rolled 3 = 3

    It's fake, bro.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)01:59 No.18917240
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:00 No.18917245
    Quit rolling oh god we've already got this jesus christ just stop rolling
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:00 No.18917246
    Whoops, forgot to turn 'em off.

    Sorry 'bout that. At least it wasn't too bad.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)02:00 No.18917248
    rolled 1 = 1

    Just like that one was!

    This one, too.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)02:00 No.18917249
    rolled 52 = 52

    Nice, 1d1, but this is how it's done.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:00 No.18917250
    >rolls higher with a dice 1/10th as large
    Typical Udz, just bloody typical.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:00 No.18917256



    i guess nuclear war will start in an hour.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:01 No.18917260
    The 1d10 is pretty good for faking low rolls, actually. Maybe 1d1.00?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:01 No.18917261
    Reported for trolling.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)02:01 No.18917269
    rolled 37 = 37

    Hmm welp nice knowing you gents.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:01 No.18917270
    Ahh, couldn't tell on my phone...
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:02 No.18917273
    Oh thank got it's a d10...
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:02 No.18917277
    rolled 238 = 238

    Rolling for how hard Witch HighCom can fuck themselves.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)02:02 No.18917280
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    rolled 45 = 45

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:02 No.18917282
    rolled 87 + 100 = 187

    I wonder...
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)02:03 No.18917289
    rolled 23 = 23

    Wow all and all that sucked.
    >> Lookout 04/30/12(Mon)02:03 No.18917294
    rolled 39 = 39


    *high five
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)02:04 No.18917300
    rolled 54 = 54

    Why fake them when we have our usual luck?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:04 No.18917303
    Please stop rolling? PLEASE! I want Perrine to stick around.
    I feel sick.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)02:04 No.18917307
    rolled 43 - 100 = -57

    Jokes are trolling, now? Relax, mate.

    Well, maybe a little trolling, but seriously, relax.

    Perhaps like this?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:04 No.18917308
    Apparently, you can't subtract. Huh.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:05 No.18917312
    You two can go die. Why the fuck are you still tempting fate?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:05 No.18917315
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:05 No.18917317
    rolled 995998 = 995998

    If you're not making gag rolls by now, you need to stop.

    I used to not mind, but now it's really starting to piss me off.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:05 No.18917322
    Just, stop. Please.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:06 No.18917331
    LG's probably typing at this point anyway.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)02:06 No.18917332
    rolled 84 = 84

    Because i'm a masochist.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)02:06 No.18917336
    It's the best way to handle fate, that's why.

    Also it's kinda funny.

    For the lulz?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:07 No.18917340
    Great, now you wasted all our 9s for the next few rolls.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)02:07 No.18917343
    All i wanted was over 80, im good now.
    >> !H9t0.FLonc 04/30/12(Mon)02:07 No.18917344
    rolled 24 = 24

    dem high rolls :o
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:07 No.18917348
    rolled 858001683 = 858001683

    Then go pound your dick with a hammer.

    Don't drag the rest of us down with you.
    >> !H9t0.FLonc 04/30/12(Mon)02:08 No.18917355
    rolled 44 = 44

    why can't i roll better ? :(
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)02:08 No.18917359
    rolled 60 = 60

    No, i was done but this is just for you.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:09 No.18917366
    Then why don't you cut yourself? Maybe burn yourself on an oven a little?
    Why not just go all out and join your local S&M club?

    Not all of us enjoy your kind of fun.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:09 No.18917368
    >name/tripfags shitting up the thread with junk roles
    Great, two more entries for my filter list.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)02:09 No.18917374
    rolled 74 = 74

    And for you.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:10 No.18917378
    >Thread music
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)02:11 No.18917388
    You poor babby.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:11 No.18917390
    I told you guys that he was nothing more than an asshole. Now do you see where I'm coming from?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:11 No.18917398
    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/30/12(Mon)02:12 No.18917406
    Lookout, you should head over to AC Quest. Low rolls are actually good there, so you'd be... pretty much the best roller there, I think.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:12 No.18917407
    rolled 483621161 = 483621161

    No, Froggy's poor babby.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)02:12 No.18917408
    rolled 71 = 71

    How do you know us and lg aren't working together
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:14 No.18917431
    We don't. But why should that matter.
    You disrupt other people's fun for your own fun.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:14 No.18917432
    >Lookout joins AC Quest
    >Only roles nat 100s
    >> Lookout 04/30/12(Mon)02:14 No.18917433

    what's the fun in that?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:15 No.18917443
    And another name in the list.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)02:16 No.18917446
    Hmm quite.
    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/30/12(Mon)02:18 No.18917457

    Well, you'd be appreciated, that's gotta count for something.

    By the way, Udz, the offer's open for you, too, if you want.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)02:19 No.18917463
    Oh, I roll high over there.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)02:20 No.18917475
    i see how it is, offer the other namefags, but not me.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/30/12(Mon)02:21 No.18917485
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    >high 90's

    "Well... There's a pretty obvious solution that we could cook up." She tells you.
    "Right now, Perrinne is both a Bureau Agent and a Commissioned Officer. If she gets discharged someway, then she woundt be under witch command anymore, right?"

    Perrine perks up as she hears this, and you ask Mio,
    "So what do we do?"
    "An honorable discharge would need loads of red-tape to get passed, and it will require witch command to look it over. BUT, a dishonorable discharge can be passed by her CO immediately."
    she turns to Perrinne,
    "Will you bear staining your record for one final time to stay here?" she asks.
    "..." Perrinne is deep in thought, considering what will happen next.

    [ ]squeeze her hand
    [ ]put an arm around her
    [ ]say ____________
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:22 No.18917488
    Of course not. No one likes you.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:22 No.18917491
    >inb4 another power outage
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 04/30/12(Mon)02:22 No.18917494
    oh hey guys hows it going
    oh wait someone is impersonating me. not cool.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:23 No.18917500
    [x]squeeze her hand

    "Leave or stay. I'll support your decision regardless."
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:24 No.18917509
    [X] Put an arm around her

    Conduct unbecoming an officer seems like a good one, it's vague and explainable.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)02:24 No.18917510
    Squeeze, say >>18917500
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)02:24 No.18917511
    Which one do i shoot?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:24 No.18917513
    Seconding this.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)02:25 No.18917516
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:25 No.18917520
    [x] squeeze her hand
    Ooh, nice.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:25 No.18917522

    "Can't you burn through the red tape? Surely you've picked up a few favors you can call in."

    A dishonorable discharge would practically kill Perrine. She's a national hero, especially in the eyes of her parents.

    >also, I'm fairly sure that a DIShonorable discharge requires a court martial to hand it down, but details...
    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/30/12(Mon)02:25 No.18917524

    I'll admit, I forgot. I am not a clever man. Offer's open to you, too, if you want.


    [ ] Squeeze her hand.
    >> overly emotional perrine fan 04/30/12(Mon)02:26 No.18917533

    [x]squeeze her hand
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:26 No.18917534
    What about a discharge on medical grounds?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:26 No.18917535
    Mio's idea. . .
    Conduct unbecoming an officer. . .

    Oh god, she's planning on getting discharged too, and she's going to do it with a 5 witch orgy.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:26 No.18917540
    [x]say ____________
    "But even if it takes a while to resign her commission, she can still come back here once it's over, right?"
    *turn to Perrine*
    "I'll be waiting for you here, as long as it takes. But it's ultimately your choice."
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:27 No.18917543
    [x] Squeeze her hand
    and >>18917522
    If she needs a reason, remind her of the potential sexual harassment charges we could press.
    >> AddictivePersonality 04/30/12(Mon)02:27 No.18917546
    [x] squeeze hand
    [x] say: whatever your choice is, i will do everything in my power to support you
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:27 No.18917549
    >arm around her

    "No matter what choice you make, you have a home here."
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:29 No.18917568
    >conduct unbecoming an officer

    "I slept with a guy after knowing him for two days. Yes, he's the father."

    "...I see. And Major Sakamoto, you are also claiming dishonorable conduct?"

    "I pinned him down and raped him."

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:30 No.18917579
    No, it isn't. A DHD for Conduct Unbecoming means you did something BAD. Like, national shame bad, not just random drunken antics. A DHD would mean Perrine's name would be dragged through the mud in France.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:31 No.18917585
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:32 No.18917592

    >"I pinned him down and raped him."

    "for two days"

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:32 No.18917596
    >getting a dishonorable discharge for sleeping with some dude

    They're in the 1940's, not the 940's.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:33 No.18917601
    We can actually, we can't promise her a position in our bed.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/30/12(Mon)02:34 No.18917615
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    You squeeze her hand firmly, and say
    "Whatever your decision. I will support it."
    She squeezes it back and turns to Mio.
    "I'll do it. I.. I don't have to kill anyone right?" she adds.
    "Of course not, we'll keep it vague on the paper-work, 'Conduct Unbecoming an Officer'. Yeah that sounds good." she chuckles.

    "So, what do we do now?" You ask her
    "Well... You strip." She grins and grabs you by the shoulders.

    [ ]please be gentle
    [ ]Crazy Ivan
    [ ]What? Why?!
    >also, I'm fairly sure that a DIShonorable discharge requires a court martial to hand it down, but details...
    Field court-martial.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:35 No.18917627
    True. While actual admission to the family is done via the girls, there's nothing saying she can't have one of the many, many rooms that our MULTI-STORY BEACH RESORT has.

    I mean, did you guys see the thing? It's fucking huge. Like, condominium huge.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:36 No.18917629
    [x]What? WHY?!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:36 No.18917635
    rolled 2 = 2

    Please be gentle?

    We gonna get raep.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:36 No.18917638
    Damn it, Sakamoto! No sex till Erica, Usula, Hina and Nanoha agree to add you to the family! YOU KNOW THIS!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:36 No.18917639

    "I see where this is going..."
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:37 No.18917641
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:37 No.18917643
    NOOOO?! Uhm. I mean. Why?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:37 No.18917647
    [x] Please be gentle.

    I assume there is a logical reason behind this.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:38 No.18917650
    [x]What? Why?!
    But we can't! We need to get our extracurricular studies done!

    >dishonorable discharge
    I still think she should have taken the honorable discharge route, even if it would have take longer.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)02:38 No.18917651
    [ ]please be gentle

    This pic works here.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:38 No.18917655
    [x]What! Why?

    More Mio shenanigans!

    "Perrine, grab his legs, I got his hands!"

    The girls get home and hear a familiar slapping noise, as well as pitiable moans.

    "Oh come on, dear wife! We've only been going for a few hours, surely you can last longer! And Perrine hasn't even had her turn yet!"

    Perrine is doing... things to herself, watching her two objects of affection going at it.

    Seriously: That would be the best kind of porn for her.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:39 No.18917659
    No, like actual board thingee.

    A DHD is the third-worst punishment the military can hand down, after incarceration and execution, and after you leave a military prison you get a DHD. You lose all sorts of rights with one, and it's nigh-on-impossible to get a job again, and that's not even counting the damage it does to your good name.

    As a player, this ain't good. Perrine is literally throwing her old life away, her home, her family, and her friends, to stay with us. And I'm not sure that's a good thing.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)02:39 No.18917660
    Also mentillate to erica we need backup at the house.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:39 No.18917664
    Voting for crazy Mio-dodging hijinks.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:40 No.18917668

    [x]please be gentle
    *sob* "I-I'm going to be eaten!"
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:40 No.18917669
    [^]please be gentle
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:41 No.18917673
    [Motherfucking IVAN]
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:41 No.18917678
    [Crazy Ivan]Crazy Ivan

    "NONONONONONO! She's going to rape me! She tore my clothes apart before! She sliced through my titanium jockstrap! SHE HAS MY UNDERWEAR BETWEEN HER TITS!"
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:42 No.18917679

    [x]Crazy Ivan

    our girlfriends will regard this as cheating, since they are officially in the ayasaki family
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:42 No.18917680
    Hell, Perrine's a decorated war vet on top of being a witch. She could easily request to be mustered out since the major war is over.

    I mean, she may be a witch, but her actual branch of service is the Armee d'Air. And generals almost always give a witch what she wants.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:43 No.18917687
    Her friends are coming to the Bureau in droves.

    Her home was burnt to the ground by the Martians.

    Her family is dead.

    There is nothing for her, absolutely nothing, except for an empty title.

    Everything she ever wanted is right here.

    This is not even a choice.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:43 No.18917688
    Everything she had is already gone. ALIUMS MICROWAVED FRANCE.
    >> !H9t0.FLonc 04/30/12(Mon)02:43 No.18917689
    rolled 3 = 3

    [x ]please be gentle
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:43 No.18917690
    /Time stop, get rape whistle
    Blow whistle while running away.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:44 No.18917696
    [x]What! why!

    Because this might be part of the 'conduct unbecoming an officer.'

    Mio will take a picture of us in a compromising position with Perrine, and that's that.
    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/30/12(Mon)02:44 No.18917699

    Crazy Ivan.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:44 No.18917701
    I agree that we should try to help Perrine get what she wants WITHOUT a dishonorable discharge.

    Maybe we can talk with Mio later, and see if there are any alternatives or favors she can pull in to expedite Perrine's resignation. Maybe pull in Trude?
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 04/30/12(Mon)02:44 No.18917703
    rolled 43 = 43

    [x]Ivan de Crazy

    I appreciate someone trying to make sure my rage-inducing rolling skills are present, but i must respectfully ask that you not do so in the future.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:44 No.18917704
    The whistle does nothing

    [x] Please be Gentile.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:45 No.18917708
    >. And generals almost always give a witch what she wants.

    Ahahah NO.
    THeyre treated like valuable weapons.
    Theyre at most, kept locked up and under careful watch.
    I'm sure they want her for the baby.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:45 No.18917711
    If Perrine was submitted for an honorable discharge, they would simply reject it. Staying here could lead to worse problems than a DHD. Or, she could go back, and regret it for the rest of her life.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:47 No.18917721
    That's.... scarily possible.

    I refuse to allow our son to be taken and made into a child soldier, or some kind of experiment.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)02:47 No.18917724
    >[ ]What? Why?!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:47 No.18917727
    >her family is dead

    Uh, no they aren't. In the SWQ universe, the aliens pretty much just hold the Atlantic Coast from Denmark to the Spanish Border (simply the old German occupation zone in France). The former Vichy Area (stretched up to the German Border) stayed free. And hell, Ian flat out mentioned that her family was still alive.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)02:48 No.18917731
    Wait, there is another way!
    We swag the generals.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:48 No.18917732
    The whistle never does anything.

    Anyway, I vote we have Mio explain what her plans are.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:48 No.18917734
    rolled 83 = 83

    [x]What? why?!

    Seriously Chastise Mio about her inappropriate behaviour. Froggy is in serious emotional distress, and we need to support her
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:48 No.18917735
    rolled 87 = 87

    Switching over to [x]What? Why?! instead of>>18917635
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:49 No.18917739
    >Theyre at most, kept locked up and under careful watch.

    Where are you getting THAT from?

    And don't forget, this is the WITCH high command calling her back, not her military.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:50 No.18917740
    >Old life
    The one constantly beset by enemies?
    The one she said was the worst place ever?
    >Her family
    The one she never tried to contact before?
    >Her friends
    The ones that are here?
    We have a new life, a new home, a new family and the best of friends here. Sounds better.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:50 No.18917741
    >Field court-martial.
    >Were in the Field.

    Love can bloom on the battlefield!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:50 No.18917744
    You have a point.
    We let Mio rape us for our child.
    >Please be gentle
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:52 No.18917757
    And witch High-Command wants super soldier babies.
    A witch, if powerful/skilled enough, is the equivalent of a NUKE.
    Won't you keep watch on a nuke?
    Of course you would.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:52 No.18917759
    Welp, gotta sleep now, you all try and keep this from destroying any relationships, keep from getting quad 1's again.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:52 No.18917761
    Which one of the witches here are her friends? Three of them hate her guts, two are ambivalent at best, and Lucchini is Lucchini.

    And we don't know if she tried to contact her family. Did we ever ask?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:54 No.18917773
    "Mr. Clostermann... I have something to tell you. At some indeterminate point in the future, I travel back through time and knock up your daughter."

    *shotgun noise*
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:55 No.18917777
    Exactly. But, a regular military discharge is enough to stop the witches' plans in their tracks. And really, when a witch, hell, when a WAR HERO asks for something as minor as getting mustered out since the fighting is over, generals typically grant it.

    Because it looks baaaad in the papers to be seen as opposing a hero in the public's eyes.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:56 No.18917780
    We are her friends, and we are showing to the others how nice she can be. And her family either want her to stay here or don't care, otherwise she would be angry about them.

    I know you want to try and cut off the preggers girl, but most of us don't.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:56 No.18917782
    To turn that around, which of the witches AT HOME are her friends?

    Nobody Likes Perrine is a meme for a reason.

    Anyway, the "friends" could be refering to us, Hina, and Desu.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)02:57 No.18917788
    Nonono it would be the sound of a white flag raising.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:57 No.18917791
    >The ones that are here?
    We were JUST about to start setting up a tea party so that Perrine could MAKE friends here.
    She's still not liked by Erica and Ursula, and while Miyafuji shows concern for her, that's more out of duty than friendship.
    Mio and Trude look out for her, but that's because they're her superiors.

    And her social situation is bad enough that Mike asked us to try to get her to make friends, since she's completely ignored everyone in her entire class, even the other French girl.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:58 No.18917802
    This is a possibility, if the Witch Council listens to public opinion.

    A decorated war heroine, having found happiness at last, is being denied it? They're going to take away everything she found for herself?

    There'd be riots.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:58 No.18917804
    Who said it will go out to the public?
    Another possible reason of her being recalled would be to hush up this whole "LOL GOT KNOCKED UP" situation.
    Im sure high command would just as well hush up a DHD
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:58 No.18917807
    Hey, I want to keep Perrine too, but I agree that a dishonorable discharge should be our last resort.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)02:59 No.18917808
    Well, she's got Suisuisuisuisuisui as a friend. And us?

    That's two, so overall, better than the rest of her life.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 04/30/12(Mon)03:00 No.18917817
    the military mentality of surrender joke really doesn't apply to frogs on an individual level. they can be violent, vengeful, and petty just as well as any other europeans.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:00 No.18917820
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    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:00 No.18917821
    rolled 70 = 70

    [x ]please be gentle
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)03:02 No.18917833
    Yeah my bad, that trait isn't learned until enlistment.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:04 No.18917849
    What? No. Nononono.

    I'm just saying that a DHD is a *SHIT* deal, and that if there is ANY way to get her out without one, to take that.

    A DHD is an acceptable way to escape a firing squad, not to escape going home.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:04 No.18917851
    I was mostly basing my statement off the witches at Castle Barin.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:04 No.18917852
    To be fair, they don't learn that in enlistment either. It's one of those herd mentality things.
    1 Frog? Angry and rude.
    100 frogs? Angry, rude, and surrendering.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:05 No.18917853
    We are at our last resort.

    What do you want to do? Have redtape gunked honorable discharge papers that the higher-ups will surely put a stop to?

    Do we jsut hide her in the house and wait for the witch command to ask the bureau to send her back?

    THis way, we cut off all ties instantaneously.
    And she said she'll do it.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:05 No.18917859
    Yeah, the tea party was to help people see nice Perrine. She wouldn't get the same opportunity back there. It isn't Mio's duty to help Perrine escape from service, which proves that she's at the very least concerned enough about her to shirk duty. The others don't know the kind Perrine we know.

    Mike asked us to help her because she wasn't trying to make friends. Being pregnant can do that.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 04/30/12(Mon)03:06 No.18917861
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    I'm not saying that joke isn't hilarious, and pretty true, just that it doesn't work when you reduce the scope to individual frenchies.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:07 No.18917870
    Alternatively, if Mio helps us out here, it endears her to us and makes us more likely to accept her advances.

    She's willing to do ANYTHING to get us in the sack.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:09 No.18917882
    I both reject and support the idea of the playful yandere rapist Mio.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:09 No.18917888
    But she already is dear to us [to me at least]
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:12 No.18917908
    Mio's wrong in a good way. She's our only bro who wants to rape us (yet, I'm looking at YOU Keima)
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:12 No.18917909

    When it *is* is stupid decision, yes. What if Mio's suggestion was to lop off a foot to get a medical discharge, and she agreed?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:14 No.18917927
    Yes I will, if I think that such an important decision was made without carefully considering the alternatives and was made rashly without consulting others who might be able to help.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:14 No.18917929
    Yeah, we said we'd support her decision whatever it was, no going back on our word.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:15 No.18917935
    Depends on if we can get a "Cure Serious Wounds" potion learned that can regrow a foot.

    I'd be all for it, if we could grow it back after getting her discharged.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:15 No.18917939

    We don't know how the Witch Council works. It sounds like a group of old and powerful witches who make decisions for every other witch whether they like it or not, public opinion be damned.

    They won't offer an honorable discharge.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:16 No.18917945
    And you think they'll accept a DIShonorable one?

    What if they say "Oh, well, send her back so we can properly imprison and punish her"?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:17 No.18917947
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:17 No.18917949
    We rolled well. We asked Mio, who is as high-up a witch as we can find at the moment. This is the solution she came up with.

    Wen she's done trying to rape us, maybe we could ask if she's sure that this is the best way, but I don't think we'll get much in the way of alternatives.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/30/12(Mon)03:17 No.18917952
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    rolled 33 = 33

    >What why
    >please be gentle.

    "What? WHY?!" you ask as you try and keep her from taking your jacket off.
    "She needs to show conduct that would be reprehensible enough to get her discharged. Yes?"
    Mio manages to take your jacket off and is now working your shirt buttons.
    "And with me, Her CO, here, there's no better witness to said acts."
    She rips your shirt off and pushes you down onto the deck chair.

    "Now, Perrinne, Do your stuff!" she tells the french-girl.
    She blushes and tries to move away, but Mio is too fast.

    She uses her free hand to pull her in while the other one was on your chest pinning you down.
    She manipulates Perrinne into straddling you.
    "Go, on.... Don't mind me." she says with a maniacal look on her face as she keeps your hands restrained above your head.
    You look up towards Perrinne and whisper, "Please be gentle..."

    Perrinne scrunches her face up, leans down over you and kisses you hard.
    It was awkward, yet still pretty amazing.

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:19 No.18917966

    My heart really did speed up at this.

    >dat roll

    Oh please God no don't let it be bad.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:19 No.18917969
    rolled 68 = 68

    And the twins walk in.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:20 No.18917972
    >inb4 a shitton of people start rolling.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:20 No.18917976
    oh no only a third of an orgasm
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:20 No.18917977
    rolled 88 = 88

    Enjoy the kiss, then teleport out of Mio's grip and start backing away. "Hold on a second! Are you sure this is enough to get her discharged!?"
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:21 No.18917978
    They can't do that then.
    Perrine would no longer have ties to them. And the Bureau will not just send away an agent like that.

    Im sure the Dishonorable one would be "lost" by Mio in her stack of papers.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:22 No.18917984
    >Confirmed Hayate as Mio's living Barbie toy.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:22 No.18917986
    >And the Bureau will not just send away an agent like that.
    Extradition treaties and agreements. Did we check if the Bureau has one with the Strike Witches Dimension?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:22 No.18917988
    rolled 64 = 64


    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:22 No.18917989
    rolled 60 = 60


    Broadcast mentilate

    "I think we dun fucked up cap'n"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)03:23 No.18917993
    Why should we? He didn't ask for 'em.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:23 No.18917998
    We could check.
    But from what I remember they only had a technological exchange thing going on
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:23 No.18917999
    rolled 1 = 1


    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)03:24 No.18918006
    Yeah, you can stop now.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:24 No.18918007
    I'm sorry.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:24 No.18918009
    'Erica it's happening, and she got Perrine too! Save us!'
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:25 No.18918012
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    rolled 99 = 99


    I wish I could hate you to death.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:26 No.18918017
    So does that mean we get double raped, Erica comes in, or...

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:26 No.18918021
    Shirou comes in and rapes us to death.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:26 No.18918022

    Ursula barges in with her device, recording everything carefully.

    "What are you just standing there for!"

    "I'm going to find out how "it" happens. Then maybe we can control "it"."

    "But... right now...!"

    "Oh that's okay, I like to watch."
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:27 No.18918026
    You guys DO realize LG was rolling for himself?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:28 No.18918029
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:29 No.18918039
    Being nat1 retard is suffering.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:31 No.18918049
    As long as its Irisviel-form, I don't mind.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/30/12(Mon)03:33 No.18918063
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    Perrinne finally pulls up for air.
    She's panting and a glowing shade of red.
    She gets off you.
    "That's good enough right?" she asks Mio.
    "Not really, no." The pirate witch answers. "Here, you hold his hands down."

    Perrinne looks confused but does as she is told.
    Mio takes that opportunity to straddle you in place of Perrinne.
    "Uhhh Mio? What are you doing?" you ask the cyclopian samurai
    "Dear wife, you know full well what I'm doing."
    She grabs your face, holding it in place and kisses you hard.

    You once remarked that she gave great hugs.
    Well, now you can pretty confidently say that she gives even better kisses.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:35 No.18918070
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:35 No.18918078
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    I am so ok with this.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:35 No.18918080
    Oh, a three-way with another witch... very scandalous.

    That should do the trick.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:36 No.18918084
    and a commanding officer. Even worse.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:36 No.18918087
    This...looks bad, doesn't it?
    It would be really, really bad if Erica were to pop in and see this. Or Nanoha. Or even Ursula or Hina.
    Shit. They all went shopping together earlier. They'd all get home at the same time.
    We're fucked. And not in the good way, regardless of Mio straddling us right now.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:37 No.18918094
    We'll need to tell Mio that this isn't going any further until she has a talk with the rest of the girls. She can write whatever she wants in the report. It won't be a complete lie, she'll just be doing it later.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:37 No.18918095
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    Its... oh my... the pain shall be legendary. I don't want Erica to crush our testicles!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:38 No.18918099
    My god. We've done it. We really need to seek the consul of the League of Extraordinary Girlfriends after this, because Mio's gonna want in. There's no brakes on the Mio train, so we'd better get the gate open in time.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:38 No.18918100

    i am so confused right now, my brain and boner are doing battle on the high seas and neither of them is winning.

    should be call the girls for help?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:39 No.18918108
    That reminds me. We need to bring in that Titanium Jock for a refund. It didn't protect for shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:39 No.18918109
    The wall is breached! We cannot hold!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:42 No.18918122
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    This is really Erica's fault. She should have know better to leave us completely unattended.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:43 No.18918136
    Hayate: 'Oh god, pleeeease wait until the others have agreed you two!'
    Us: 'This is amazing...'
    Perrine: 'I-If I must do this to stay with him... I'll do it!'
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)03:43 No.18918138
    Fall back to the keep?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:43 No.18918140
    Nah, it would normally be safe, but then Perrine in hysterics happened.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:43 No.18918142

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:43 No.18918143
    pretty soon it's gonna be HER wall that's breached.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:43 No.18918144
    What do you suggest? That she put a collar on us and keep us on a short leash?

    ...actually, yeah, Erica would be totally into that, wouldn't she.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:44 No.18918150
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)03:45 No.18918152
    Stupid trip, get back here.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/30/12(Mon)03:46 No.18918159
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    From the corner of your eye, you see a very very very familiar blond haired girl walking towards you on the beach.
    In her hands is a very very very large gun.

    "OI. Wut'z all this den?" Erica says with her large gun out.
    She begins to spool the motor and it hums with a very intimidating whir.
    You frantically try and push Mio off you, but she lingers a second or two more before releasing your lips with a very audible *pop*

    "Good afternoon Erica." The one-eyed swordswoman casually tells the German with a wave. "Want to join in?"

    The gun continues to whir.

    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 04/30/12(Mon)03:47 No.18918165
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    the tears are going to flow without end.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:47 No.18918166
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    Well shit the kingdom of swag is pretty much fucked then.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:47 No.18918169
    rolled 57 = 57

    Maybe Erica will feel better after she *punishes* us a little?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:47 No.18918172
    rolled 16 = 16

    She says yes! She says yes!

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:48 No.18918174

    this is needed so that perrine can stay... i just accept the extra ordinarily great pleasure now, and accept death later.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:48 No.18918175
    rolled 40 = 40

    Yes. All of my yes.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:48 No.18918176
    rolled 18 = 18

    I'm so afraid.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)03:48 No.18918178
    rolled 56 = 56

    Oh shit, oh fuck, oh doom on us.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:48 No.18918179
    rolled 97 = 97

    <50 bullet storm
    >50 foursome orgy
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:48 No.18918181
    rolled 51 = 51


    'ere we go!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:48 No.18918182
    rolled 8 = 8

    Help me!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:48 No.18918188
    >At least it wasn't a 1
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:48 No.18918190
    Yes! Crisis averted!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:49 No.18918193

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:49 No.18918194
    rolled 100 = 100

    Well shit.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)03:49 No.18918195
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 04/30/12(Mon)03:49 No.18918196
    excellent, looks like i wont have to roll.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:49 No.18918199
    rolled 82 = 82

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:49 No.18918202
    I love you.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 04/30/12(Mon)03:49 No.18918203
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    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:50 No.18918206
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    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:50 No.18918208
    rolled 93 = 93

    TELEPORT TO ERICA. "Thank god you're here Mio wants to rape me so that Perrine can stay in the IDKPB and I don't know how that works and you know how she's gotten she cut the titanium jockstrap into PIECES and i gotta get some clothes on before the rest show up or this is going to be very very awkward!" Run the fuck to our room to get some clothes.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:50 No.18918210
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:50 No.18918211
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    Well then.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:51 No.18918214
    >nat 100

    Goodbye plotline, hello newest family member(s)!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:51 No.18918220
    Well, I suppose the details of Perrine's discharge was "Sexual relations with a man and TWO other witches.".
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 04/30/12(Mon)03:52 No.18918223
    i think this is appropriate.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:52 No.18918224


    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)03:53 No.18918237

    Dem rolls
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:53 No.18918238
    Trude is...hmm...how WILL Trude take this news?
    Warn away any new witches that aren't already married and have kids, so that we don't swag any more?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:53 No.18918247
    Thank God someone beat your roll.

    You goddamn coward.

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:53 No.18918248
    >nat 100

    wow first time hooking in 2 new family members SIMULTANEOUSLY
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:55 No.18918258
    We tried to fuck it up. We really did.

    The dice weren't having any of that, though. And I'm completely okay with it.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)03:55 No.18918259
    I'll pop the bubbly!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:55 No.18918262
    Next time on MSQ:

    I am the luckiest man alive

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:56 No.18918265
    "Your transfer request has been denied."

    "What? Why!"

    "The Ayasaki family has grown large enough. It doesn't need any more members."

    "Who? I assure you I'm not going there to find a man!"

    "That's not it. You go there, and you just get sucked in. There's no stopping it at this point. Nearly every witch we send ends up with him."


    "Yup. His beach resort is nearly full."

    "Well then I gue- wait he has a beach resort? PLEASE CAN I GO!"

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:56 No.18918266
    This calls for a slug of Yamazaki 18.

    And that's a $130 bottle of whiskey right there, so it says alot.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:57 No.18918275
    Why don't I just go there and ask him, if it's that full he'll surely say no.

    No he won't, he never says no to a prospective member, ever. I'm sorry if you go you will be swagged and I can't let that happen to you.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)03:57 No.18918276
    Don't get too far ahead, guys. This may just prevent an Erica instigated bad-end at this point.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)03:58 No.18918281
    >google search
    I have the best boner right now.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)03:59 No.18918285
    >Great kisser/hugger/bleepidiy

    >can't stop my S6 drive

    well now, i hope nanoha won't leave so soon.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)03:59 No.18918288
    Eventually it will be a council like the U.N. accepting a new nation.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:01 No.18918302
    >moon runes
    Is it actually whiskey? I've tried the shit they import for eastern whiskey, and that stuff isn't whiskey.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/30/12(Mon)04:02 No.18918305
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    The gun vanishes, she quickly walks towards you.
    "Meh. Sure." she says as she takes Mio's place on top of you.
    "Wait Erica I can explai-mpgh!"
    Perrinne is left too stunned to do anything else but keep holding your hands above your head.

    Erica straightens her blazer, and you finally get a chance to put your shirt back on.
    You sit in between Perrinne and Erica, while Mio again occupied the chair opposite.

    "So... What was that all about?" she asks Mio again.
    "I'm getting Perrinne discharged." she answers matter of factly.
    "and why were YOU kissing teacakes then?"
    "Well it looked like so much fun, I had to have a turn." Mio smirks, Erica raises an eyebrow.
    "Anyway, why would you want her discharged?" Erica asks.
    "Witch Command sent orders wanting her back. I did that stuff to help her stay here." Mio states plainly.
    "And why would they want her back? I'd think they'd be glad to be rid of her in the first place."

    Perrinne holds your hand out of sight.

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:02 No.18918308
    At a certain point we're going to have to hold perhaps quarterly meetings to discuss new inductees. Given the amount of people who will be in it scheduling a group meeting will be next to impossible due to conflicting schedules.

    Hell give it some time and we'll branch off from the Bureau to form our own sister organization, we'll just be too big.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:02 No.18918310

    we will probably want to develop a new energy drink once nanoha goes for her field training.

    and buy directl in bulk from a medical facility for some pills and rubber
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 04/30/12(Mon)04:03 No.18918314
    rolled 45 = 45

    rollan for diplomacy
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)04:03 No.18918316
    rolled 73 = 73

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:03 No.18918318
    rolled 18 = 18

    Fuck! We shouldn't have wasted all those good rolls!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)04:03 No.18918319
    rolled 77 = 77

    Dice, don't fail us now.

    Of course they will.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:03 No.18918321
    rolled 77 = 77

    Erica, the answers for this are really something that ought to be given to the whole family at once given the seriousness of the situation and how it affects all of us. So please hold off your curiosity until we can gather everyone.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:04 No.18918322
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    rolled 69 = 69

    Out of sight eh? I like where this is going.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:04 No.18918325
    rolled 81 = 81

    Rolling for piece between Germany and France.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:04 No.18918327
    rolled 33 = 33

    Butlering commence.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:05 No.18918329
    rolled 42 = 42

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:05 No.18918331
    69 dicegods have spoken, this is how we bring peace to germany and france!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:05 No.18918332
    Alright, 4 AM and time for bed.


    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:05 No.18918337
    rolled 21 = 21

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:06 No.18918338
    rolled 90 = 90

    Why can't we be friends?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:06 No.18918339
    rolled 90 = 90

    Hayate's swag shall bring France and Germany together.

    International Diplomacy never seemed so hot.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:06 No.18918340
    rolled 16 = 16

    Rollan', Erica wants to be the cool aunt who spoils others kids and leaves the parents with sugar high children.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 04/30/12(Mon)04:06 No.18918342
    rolled 44 = 44

    so much mediocrity
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:07 No.18918346
    You know I was about to roll but then nah. We're good.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)04:07 No.18918347
    rolled 46 = 46

    Oh, what the hell, once more.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:07 No.18918348
    Your gypsy magic is failing, Lookout.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:07 No.18918352
    rolled 4 = 4

    We have 80s and 90s.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:08 No.18918356
    Nice, double 77 and 90 no need for further roles.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)04:08 No.18918358
    rolled 77 = 77

    hmm 73, not too great.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:08 No.18918363
    rolled 19 = 19

    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 04/30/12(Mon)04:08 No.18918365
    rolled 19 = 19

    I'm irish. it's little people magic.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)04:08 No.18918367
    What 80s? The 90s weren't there when he made the post, most likely.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:08 No.18918368
    rolled 92 = 92

    Two 90s, two double 7s.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:09 No.18918374
    Make that three, we good on rolls now?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:10 No.18918375
    And we got a full house!

    That counts for something, right?
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)04:10 No.18918376
    rolled 48 = 48

    Sorry guys Lg told me to.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 04/30/12(Mon)04:10 No.18918377
    rolled 53 = 53

    little people, little rolls, little...you get the picture.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:10 No.18918378
    Ah! Fellow Irishman! We must celebrate this with a drink. What will you be drinking tonight?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:11 No.18918384
    Yes, and it's quite good. The 12 year? Pretty underwhelming. And the 18? Not sure I'd pay the $170-190 price tag it usually carries. But after having a long discussion about its various merits, the guy at the local booze shop gave me $50 off just because.

    College party towns aren't great if you like top-shelf stuff.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 04/30/12(Mon)04:12 No.18918386
    rolled 100 = 100

    anything that comes from a pub.
    except bushmills. that's protestant whiskey.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:13 No.18918391
    Guess you're making up for your half of the quad 1's tonight.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:13 No.18918392
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)04:13 No.18918393
    Holy fuck.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)04:13 No.18918396
    Now to see if it's used.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)04:14 No.18918403
    Piece of what?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:14 No.18918404
    There's the Luck of The Irish for you. I've got a bottle of Midleton, I'd give you a glass if I could.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:14 No.18918407
    Piece of Hayate.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 04/30/12(Mon)04:15 No.18918408
    Hayate's Dick.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:15 No.18918410
    We're all going to die aren't we?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)04:15 No.18918411
    Piece of Hayate. Between Germany, France, and Japan.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:16 No.18918420
    Alsace, it's France but right on the border of Germany. It changed hands 4 times during the 19th and 20th century.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)04:17 No.18918433
    Pretty much gets switched every war between them.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 04/30/12(Mon)04:17 No.18918435
    and, funnily enough, is also where the other side of family comes from.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:20 No.18918453
    Here's to you... this time.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:25 No.18918488
    >Nat 100 to get Erika interested
    >Tripple double 7s and another nat 100 to bring piece between these two eternal enemies

    Guys, I think the dice gods are trying to tell us something.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:26 No.18918494
    And they're speaking in swaganese.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/30/12(Mon)04:26 No.18918497
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    Mio says nothing, choosing not to answer Erica's question.
    Erica waits for an answer that would satisfy her.
    Perrinne squeezes your hand, and she takes a deep breath.
    She faces Erica and summons up all of her courage.

    "It's because I'm pregnant." she says as she locks eyes with the German girl.
    "Huh, you Pregnant? The icequeen actually let a lowly human into her glacial caverns?" Erica says incredulously.
    "How far along are you?" she asks
    "Two months." the french one answers.
    "Two months? You'll be showing pretty soon then. Who's the father? No, wait lemme guess..."

    Perrinne's hand is beginning to tremble, you give it a squeeze to help her through.
    "Is it one of the wrench-heads back at base? They get their rivets all up in your bulkheads?" She laughs at her own wit.
    "No.. Is it one of the MPs? A helmet head forgot to wear protection for the first time?"
    Perrinne's trembling intensifies.
    You fear that this might lead to a fight.
    "or maybe it's one of those flyboys? Or maybe a boatload of Marines? Did you let them erect thier Eiffel Tower in your Arc du Triumph? hahahahaha"
    "Erica... You're going to far." you tell her.
    Perrine takes this opportunity when your attention was on the other girl to take her hand out of yours and stand up.
    She quickly faces the laughing Erica, her hand trembling in a fist at her side.
    "Sup, French Tart? Got something to say?" Erica asks the girl, obviously trying to provoke her.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:27 No.18918507
    >boatload of marines
    This is my fetish.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:29 No.18918517

    >@NekoDaimyo inorite?! goddamn. HAHA TIME FOR MORE PLOT!

    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:29 No.18918519
    in b4 "It's Hayate's".
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:29 No.18918525
    I... seriously wonder the fuck happened between these two to cause this sort of a rift. Erica has never been anywhere near this mean before.

    Is Perinne indirectly responsible for the death of her parents, or something?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:30 No.18918526
    Erica doesn't know that two months passed since we left that Dimension, doesn't she?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:30 No.18918528

    Can you see them, men? Our cannons are destroying all who stand before us.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:30 No.18918529

    calling it now guys

    next time on MSQ
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 04/30/12(Mon)04:30 No.18918534
    "ENOUGH! Erica, unless Perrine murdered your parents or shot your dog, I don't know what she chould have done to deserve this kind of treatment from you."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)04:32 No.18918550
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:33 No.18918571
    You realize we can't be intimidating when she's sitting on our prone form, right? I mean, her soft butt is pressing against us, and our hands are restrained.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:34 No.18918575
    holy fuck so many plot in one thread.

    is this really MSQ?
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)04:34 No.18918577
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    Not gonna lie, i like erica. But now that she's being a cunt like this...
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:34 No.18918587
    rolled 67 = 67

    I think you missed the part where we're all seated at the table now.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:35 No.18918588
    We're not pinned anymore. We're back on the chairs.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/30/12(Mon)04:35 No.18918596
    100th edition man, shit's going down.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/30/12(Mon)04:36 No.18918598
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    Silence, just silence.
    No one dare speak after Erica's last remark.
    The sounds of the waves lapping the shore fill your ears, and under that the beat of your heart escalates for some reason.

    Eyes locked, the two blondes stare at each other.
    Perrine mumbles something.
    "What's that? NO HABLA ES FRANCAIS." Erica tells the girl in front of her.
    "You're wrong..." Perrinne says softly.
    "Oh, I'm wrong? Tell me, what was I wrong about?"

    Another moment of silence that seemed to stretch out forever.
    Your eyes meet Perrinnes, and you see a change in them.
    Instead of the anger earlier, she now has determination in them.
    the breeze blows harder than it should, sending Perrinnes long blonde hair to dance in the wind.
    She finally breaks the silence
    "It's Hayate's."
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:36 No.18918600
    Yeah, I gotta agree. I love Erica and all, but this is just getting into mean-spirited territory. And I don't like seeing Erica do that.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:36 No.18918601
    If Erica tries to interrupt Perrine, Conjure a pile of mashed potatoes in her mouth.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 04/30/12(Mon)04:36 No.18918603
    being the alpha dog functions just like swag or crossdressing or whatever.
    We just gotta put the Command in our voice by being in the right state of mind. it's doable. right now our state of mind is enforcing peace between germany and france because goddamnit they are part of the same family now and they will fucking act like it.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:37 No.18918607
    A run of 100s in the 100th thread. It's glorious.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)04:37 No.18918608
    It wouldn't have hurt to have included my prior comment of "Dem 100s, right?" for context.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:37 No.18918612
    Oooooh, shit.

    We are so fucked.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:38 No.18918618
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:38 No.18918620
    >She finally breaks the silence
    >"It's Hayate's."

    It's whaaa....
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)04:38 No.18918624
    "It was that last night we were at the castle, wasn't it?"
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:38 No.18918625

    we are dead, we are dead, we are dead.

    Hayate: "wat wat wat wat wat."
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:39 No.18918629
    We'll we're going to accept Perrine's statement without question, she isn't going to lie about something like this, we know we have time travel and it fits in perfectly with her not telling us.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:39 No.18918630
    AND. HERE. WE. GO.

    >reconciled tsrsup

    I hope so captcha, I hope so,
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 04/30/12(Mon)04:39 No.18918633
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    fucking finally.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:39 No.18918638
    "... Did I have a hat like this on?" Bring out the Temporal Bowler. "FUCKING TIME TRAVEL."
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:39 No.18918639

    yeah.... that happened.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:39 No.18918640
    Erica, wait. Before you hurt me, I haven't touched her yet. I will at some indeterminate time in the future, but haven't yet.

    All I know is that the last night at the castle, evidently, she met a me in a bowler.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:40 No.18918641
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    Yeah...that's going to leave a mark.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:41 No.18918654
    She's already told us that she's seen us wearing the hat.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/30/12(Mon)04:41 No.18918656
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    Maginot line

    New thread TOMORROW [may1] at 0700.
    >nephew's birthday
    >helping to set up the venue
    >so yeah, i'll be home in the evening.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)04:42 No.18918668
    I'm gonna miss it.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:42 No.18918670
    And so it begins.
    This shit is going to be nuts.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:42 No.18918671

    quickly guys, pretend that we don't know this all along so LG will have mercy on us and create a 7:00 thread
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:42 No.18918674
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:43 No.18918681
    YES! Thread won't be during my work hours
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:43 No.18918685

    I really, really wish I could see the look on Erica's face right now. And Mio's, for good measure.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:44 No.18918691

    too late
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:44 No.18918692
    And Hayate's.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 04/30/12(Mon)04:44 No.18918693
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    we daddy now.

    someone want to correct this gif?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:46 No.18918711
    i am guessing next thread will be 80% side stories
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/30/12(Mon)04:46 No.18918713
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    Can't thread tonight.
    I need to finish the prop pirate ship and other shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:46 No.18918714
    And everyone in the bureau just shat a pile of bricks. Whether they know why or not.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:48 No.18918723

    Holy shit that kid is having the best party ever

    Please tell us you're dressing up like some crazy pirate king, LG.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/30/12(Mon)04:48 No.18918727
    Welp, I'm out, see you guys... tuesday night, probably. Or perhaps towards the end of the next thread.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 04/30/12(Mon)04:48 No.18918731
    who wants to hijack a plane and crash LG's nephew's birthday party, and force him to do MSQ?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:49 No.18918737
    So that means no thread tonight, but one tomorrow morning?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:49 No.18918740
    >hijack a plane

    You'd still be playing into the party's theme, technically.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:49 No.18918742
    >New thread TOMORROW [may1] at 0700.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:50 No.18918745
    In about 26 hours.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:50 No.18918747
    Guys, we'll need to tread lightly here. Erica seems to have a dislike for Perrine that almost changes her personality (she's never been this bitchy about anything before) and once she does the math, she's going to realize that the baby occurred when her and Ursula officially joined with you as a couple.

    I wouldn't be surprised if she pulled out a gun. In the non-comedic sense, I mean.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 04/30/12(Mon)04:50 No.18918753
    i was gonna say ship, but there isn't one fast enough to get across the pacific in time i think.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:51 No.18918754

    ill get my underwear bomb ready.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/30/12(Mon)04:51 No.18918755
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    Not the king. more like the guy that hauls in the anchor using his teeth.
    had to make a hook since the kiddy sized ones dont fit me.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:52 No.18918766
    >LG's last name probably HERO
    Yep, you truly are a hero among men.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:53 No.18918771

    she has a hug chinegun now remember.

    can spit out 80-200 magic bullets/sec
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:54 No.18918774
    I just wanted confirmation that he's going by 4chan date, since he's going to be a day ahead.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:55 No.18918784
    Yes, hence me noting the production of a non comedic firearm. The kind you shoot a French person to death with.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:55 No.18918788
    We could use Perrine as a shield.
    Erica wouldn't shoot a pregnant chick, would she?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:56 No.18918791
    She's also gong to realize that it couldn't have been us, because they were with us for almost the entire time we were there.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:57 No.18918804
    Hey, Erica, remember when you, me, and Ursula were all alone and you two wanted a kiss?
    A second Hayate showed up so that you both could be kissed.

    He did it.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)04:58 No.18918806
    >Erica wouldn't
    >act of violence

    It's probably wise to talk quickly, accompanied with a very sincerely confused expression.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)05:02 No.18918827
    Yes. that's 4chan date.
    Evening for him is 4chan morning.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)05:03 No.18918838
    A live MSQ telling?
    All of my guptas.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)05:06 No.18918874
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    In that case, it sort of depends on who does the math faster.

    As an Asian, we have this in the bag. It's not like Germans are also good at math.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)05:08 No.18918885
    We know the two months thing right? did someone mention it to us? maybe Lucchinni or Miyafuji?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)05:14 No.18918920
    Live MSQ?

    Me gusta
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)05:33 No.18919016
    A dozen burly dudes, sitting around a tiny table, wearing toy pirate hats, as the one in the center reenacts Mio raping us.

    And on the floor someone is kicking lookout in the stomach to keep him from rolling the dice.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)05:37 No.18919041
    I call the second fanciest hat available

    Taking over as first mate since he disappeared
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)05:39 No.18919051
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    >It's Hayate's
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)05:40 No.18919061
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    dibs on kicking Lookout
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)06:16 No.18919306
    Froggy just told us then
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)06:17 No.18919314
    he means how time flows differently; it's been two months in SWD, not here.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/12(Mon)06:48 No.18919470
    I think it was mentioned by Miyafuji originally
    I don't remember the gelato goblin mentioning it

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