Fuck yeah

lol /toy/

>>18914620

>>18914620
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY.

>>18914620

/toy/

Alway /toy/

>>18914620
If she goes back to her world, time will pass faster for her than for us, which would just exacerbate the problems this will cause with the other girls. We have to try to prevent that.

>>18914620
We're still at lunch after finishing the simulation early, right?

YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

IT BEGINS!!!

Everybody get in here, shits going down tonight.

rolled 2 = 2

Force abort.

So, will Erica crush our balls over something we technically haven't done yet, and if she does, does that create a paradox?

And here I was thinking I would fall asleep.

>>18914620
Confirm us for father, then pull the old "It's cruel to force her to raise the child alone, and it's wrong to keep the child from it's father." routine.

>>18914620
Confirm that Hayate is the father, and how this could have occurred.
And then discuss how we can keep Perrine here; as the father, shouldn't we have a say in the medical technology that our child has available to it during development?

My argument from last thread:

The Bureau is sending her back because they can't train a pregnant woman, obviously.

Her world is taking her back because it's her home.

However, if we bring her into the family (which after we identify the child as ours will be all but certain), then we can keep her here. She can live in the resort for the term, and the Bureau will have much, much better medical care than 1940's war-torn France.

We papa now?

Goddamn, almost missed it because my computer kept crashing.

>>18914738
Sounds good to me

>>18914738
>>18914771
Thirding.

>>18914748
Always were.

>>18914738
This works.

>>18914738
Hmm pointing out the painfully obvious holes in sending her home, then snagging her. I like it.

If we got time today, we also need to stop by Dr. Jones's shop. Maybe he's figured out what the dagger of time is by now.

Also, attempt to find doctor. Tell him a future version of us knocked up Perrine.

>>18914771
>>18914778
>>18914780
>>18914790
>>18914795
>people like my plan

I feel so loved!

>searching for a happy reaction image

I have come to the realization that I have only angry, disappointed, or shocked reaction faces.

>MFW

>>18914840

rolled 40 = 40

MUST KILL BABY!

>>18914822
Dr. Jones said that he would contact us when he was done, so no need to go to him first.
Also, the Doctor is unlikely to be here yet. Every time we go to find him, he's not there. Why not just have Kraus attempt to connect with the Tardis instead?

Something that's been bugging me since the infinicon arc.
How does Hayate know what festival yakisoba tastes like?
He would never have had the money for it.
Then I find this pic.
Hayate PTSD all the way.

>>18914888
Hayate probably has some skill in pickpocketing and thievery.

>>18914855
woah woah woah, slow your roll (pun intended), you do not simply kill a child with genetic swag of our magnitude. He shall be classy and bring the whole universe to peace so it is foretold.

You run down the hall, your squad following close behind you.
You have him now, he has no chance of escape.

You barge into the room and your target was there in the middle of it, waiting.
"CAN'T YOU SEE?! I WILL BRING PEACE TO THIS WORLD! I SHALL USHER IN A NEW ERA!"
"Death and destruction isnt the way to bring about peace." You answer him, weapons raised.
You know just how dangerous he is, you've faced him before after all.
"THEN I SHALL SHOW YOU DEATH AND BRING YOU PEACE!" He attacks, hands glowing with arcane fire.
The squad under your command prepare themselves.

>>18914738
This is a good plan.
Discuss with Perrine and family, then bring it up with Tride ASAP.

>>18914888
Probably that

>>18914907
He likely does, he did copy paintings for his father to sell.

>>18914888
He probably worked at a booth during one of the festivals to help pay for his parents dreams.

Generally, the people who work at them get to eat the leftovers or else they spoil.

>>18914922
Rafale is the Team Leader?

there goes my sleep time for today.

rolled 79 = 79

>>18914922
Throw whatever is in your hand at him.

>>18914951
Or the target, considering >>18914915

>>18914922
Rafale sounds like a pretty cool guy. Aside from that time he killed us or whatever.

A hundred years. Ten decades. A century.
That's how long you have been with the Bureau.
At almost 117 years of age, you don't look a day over 35.
Why? Simple, it's the Juice.

In those hundred years, you've ran, flew and fought all-over the Dimensions.
In those hundred years you've made a lot of friends and lost quite a few as well.
In those hundred years youve seen your children and your children's children live fruitful lives of their own.
In those hundred years, you and the girls have been happy.

'I need a break after this mission,' you think to yourself as you walk up towards the stargate with J, your ever loyal footman, right beside you.
The other familiars you left at the house, or are accompanying your children/grandchildren.
"Sir, Might I suggest we go back home to your Dimension? Maybe pedal around Japan again?" J says as if he had read what you had on your mind.
"Great Idea, J. Just the two of us again, on the road. And maybe we could go visit her." you say the last part softly.
"It shall be my pleasure to accompany you sir." he says with a bow.
"GET READY TO JUMP COCK-CAKES. ENOUGH OF THIS MELODRAMA." Kraus states, as angry as ever, the rage in him not unchanged even after a century.

The gate is calibrated, the ring of stone spins and rotates.
You jump in.

>>18914922
>getting some Perrine plot finally
>SIDE STORY

Goddammit LG!

Great, another side-story character to keep track of.

>>18914922

WHATS GOING ON? WHAT IS THIS? WHERE DO YOU THINK YOURE GOING PLOT, GET BACK HERE!

>>18914981
>her

Athena?

>>18914981

well fuck me, LG ACTUALLY doing some plot

>>18914981
Oooooooooh

>>18914981
>her
>in Japan

Probably Athena.

>>18914981
HERE COMES THE PLOT.

Wonder if Hayate has time travel after a century.

Could this be the birth of Negayate?

>>18915000

go on all fours
raise you butt high
try not to bite your tongue man

CUZ I AM GOING IN DRY

>>18914981
Hayate in the future is a badass, you can tell just by the narration.

>>18914981

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

>>18914981
It makes sense.that SUE juice is anti aging

my body might be ready.....

>seriously waiting for this quest ALL damn day!!

>Hayate becomes such a skilled and powerful agent that the Bureau gives him straight Juice drinks to keep him alive.

Dunno if awesome.

>>18915055
I think they do that for most of them

>>18915055
i think everyone gets them, isn't mike a couple of hundred years old?

it could be a hayate from a completely different dimension, and not entirely us in the future

He's drinking snowberry juice.

"You're having a baby?" you ask her softly.
"Yes." she says as she holds onto you.
"Who's the father?"
"..." she doesnt answer and just buries her face in your chest.

You don't push that issue further for now, and instead focus on her being sent away.
"The Bureau is sending you back? Why would they?" You say as you wrap your hands around her and get the two of you on your feet.
You lead her to the bed and sit down.
"It's not the Bureau. It's Witch High-command." she tells you.
"But, aren't you a Bureau operative now? Shoudn't they have final say?"
"No, you don't understand. I need to follow whatever Command orders." she answer you softly.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18915085
"Why would the witch command order you back? Aren't you... better off here?"

>>18915085
<Insert Better Medical Facilities Argument here>

>>18915085
But the Bureau has better health care here. Wouldn't it be better for you to stay here, even if training is delayed?

Also, any clue on what you're naming the child?

>>18915085
Act a bit immature.

"But that's not fair!"

>>18915077

NO FUCK YOU MAN

I WON'T ACCEPT THAT

ITS LIKE YOUR TWIN BROTHER IMPREGNATED A WOMAN YOU LOVE AND YOU TAKE THE RESPONSILITY

Solution for this would be easy.
Let's have her file for resignation/discharge from witch-command.
She's still la Bureau agent either way.
With her cut off from that chain of command, she can stay here.

>>18915085
"But why would Witch Command order you back now? Not to be insulting, but the Bureau has much better, more advanced medical facilities here than Witch Command will have for another hundred years at least."

>>18915085
Ask her if she wants to stay, if so then:

Point out the stupidity in sending a pregnant woman to 1940's earth, when she has access to better healthcare here.

>>18915085
I'm sure the father would want you to stay with him, in any case.

>>18915085
"But that isn't right. They have no right to take you away like that if you don't want to go. The Bureau has better medical facilities and... I don't want you to go."

>>18915131
This! The war is over in her dimension right? I mean yeah they still have random attacks every once in a while, but couldn't she technically muster out now?

>>18915085
"Right. First things first. Come back to my place with me. No-one should be alone at a time like this.

Then, we'll go over your options and figure out what the best thing to do is.

Also, knowing who the father is would really help."

>>18915131
>>18915173
Stepping down would be an insult to her honor. She wont do that.

>>18915158
>They have no right to take you away like that if you don't want to go
She's in the military. That argument won't fly.

Better one is to refer to the Bureau having better medical facilities.

>>18915193
She's stepping down from nothing. She's moving onto bigger things.

>>18914981
Goddamnit, right in the feels.

>>18915196
this is why she NEEDS to get discharged

>>18915085

we need to ask a meeting to the council of her world

or look at the bureau's contract regarding perrine as being an agent and just how much authority they have.

a valid argument in a civilized court is the only way here.
i am sure with hayate's enormous "jobs" eperiences, he can be a pretty good lawyer

>>18915012
>>18914995
Or Hina and Susan.
Or maybe Hina Susan and NAru

>>18915085
Nope, if you don't want to leave then we are not letting you go

I will see trude or Mio and see what needs to be done

>>18915193
Shes not giving up all responsibility, more like trading the witches for being an operative. However i can see her arhument for not wanting to leave Gaul behind...

>>18915085
Shouldn't she be thinking less about following orders and more about making sure her child gets the best possible upbringing?

This isn't the kind of situation where you can just fly solo and hope everything will turn out okay.

>>18914981
We must grow a goatee in the future. Why? Because it would look cool.

>>18915230
Well of course. We spent six months studying Law so we could get our father out of prison at the behest of our mother.

>>18915253
No, it wouldn't. Hayate's Japanese. It wouldn't turn out the way you're picturing.

>>18915264
Ah thats right... they can't grow normal beards...

looks like you are having a problem gentlemen.

want me to help?

>>18915280

no thanks wright, we got this.

>>18915270
>>18915264
It could turn out like one of those badass samurai beards from an old Kurosawa film, though.

>>18915280
Maybe later, sir.

>>18915340
Still not the goatee he's thinking of.

>>18915359
No but they ones he mentioned looked cool too.

>>18915085
We could always offer to claim to be the father.

I bet even HighCom would hesitate to break up a family like that.

>>18915370
the* ones

>>18915373
>offer to claim to be the father
Oh you.

>>18915373
Yep. Plot advancement path go!

>>18915373
Oh man. Double Troll. That'd be awesome.

>>18915396
Our face when we find out it's not a lie.

So for the immediate term, it seems like the only thing agreed on is: Why is Command ordering her back now, the Bureau has better medical tech.

>>18915373
>mfw LG doesn't refresh the thread.

>>18915525
What about claiming it's ours to add guilt? Seems like a sound plan.

>>18915535
No, it's not a sound plan. Because Hayate would know that paternity testing was available in his world, and so would be available here.
Also, that's something that the girls would have to agree to, first.

>>18915559
We are the father. Thats why we want to offer this. We want to get this over with after such a long time.

Hayate also wouldn't think that far ahead.

>>18915579
But she didn't tell Hayate he's the father, so he doesn't know yet.

>>18915559
>paternity testing
Yeah, because they're going to have any reason whatsoever to administer a paternity test. Those are to prove deadbeats are the father, not to prove that people aren't. You don't know what you're talking about, mate.

>>18915559
>The point
>...
>...
>...
>...
>Your head

>>18915579
She hasn't actually said we are, though. We do know that she's seen us with the time hat, though. We also know that Futuyate was in the SWQ dimension just over two months ago (for her), on the last night that we were at the castle. If we know about that time difference, and ask how far along she is, it's not that big a logical leap to, "We Daddy Now."

"Do you want to go back?" you ask her.
"Of course not! I don't care about France..." she says as her emotions continue to get the better of her.
"The streets smelled like mold, the trash was never collected in time, And the whole place smelled like cheese even in the middle of the day. It's the worst country in the world."

"... Then if you feel that way, I won't let them take you back there. I'll do anything in my power to keep you here." you tell her as your eyes lock.
"Really?"
"of course. Why don't we go back to my place? this is no time to be alone in a small dark room."
You put an arm around her and you pull out your portkey.

She continues to hold onto you as you port into your house in the bottle.

**rollem**

>sorry bout that, i had to hunt food.
>found half a box of donuts downstairs.
>Sneaked it back to my desk.
>FUCK YOU, OVERLY SKINNY MODELS.
>YOU NO GET ANY DONUTS NO MORE

inb4 HundredHayate's mission is to go back in time and screw Froggy....

rolled 53 = 53

>>18915624
Rollan for anorexic models.

rolled 63 = 63

>>18915624
>hates france
>Perrine is an canon patriot and donates all of her money towards its reconstruction

bu-what?

ROLL WELL!

rolled 56 = 56

>>18915624
So is this to see who is at home right now?

rolled 7 = 7

>>18915624
This is probably an important roll.

Observe closely as I fuck it up.

rolled 45 = 45

>>18915624
Rollan' Come Nat 1!

rolled 32 = 32

>>18915624

Inb4 Lookout's nat 1

rolled 72 = 72

>>18915624
Yes, Boss

rolled 37 = 37

>>18915637
Lets go for it.
>>18915624
Dude our dick is magic.

rolled 86 = 86

>>18915624

>>18915637
>emotions continue to get the better of her.

rolled 33 = 33

>>18915624
Rolling for Erica doing target practice on the beach.

Okay we can stop rolling.

rolled 28 = 28

Pretty little dice, won't you roll well for me?

rolled 49 = 49

>>18915625
I hope not. That means that this is less an event of extreme significance and more a mistake on HundredHayate's part.

I like to think we went back in time and had a baby for an extremely critical reason, like anchoring us in the timeflow or something.

rolled 52 = 52

>>18915624

rolled 42 = 42

>>18915624
Don't you fucking roll, Lookout.

rolled 37 = 37

rollan

rolled 33 = 33

>>18915660
no

rolled 74 = 74

>>18915637

not on this dimension shes not

rolled 22 = 22

>>18915661
Nope, and the dice think you smell bad.

rolled 42 = 42

>>18915624
If we keep counting on the dice, our future is assured to be one full of suffering and failure.

rolled 43 = 43

>>18915661
Fuck you dice, you dirty whores!

rolled 70 = 70

>>18915637
She's confused by the swag, and is lying, duh.

rolled 1 = 1

>>18915624

rolled 30 = 30

nat 1 sudden abortion time!

rolled 26 = 26

>>18915624

MY DICE ARE ROLLING ON THEIR OWN

>>18915692
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The dice gods hate lookout

rolled 65 = 65

>>18915692
I love you.

rolled 75 = 75

>>18915692
FUCK.
YOU.
LOOKOUT.

>>18915692

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT
TTTTTTTTTTTTT

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

rolled 20 = 20

>inb4 she's being recalled for an interrogation on WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT BEAR STUFF COME FROM
>PILOTS ARE BAD ENOUGH ON MORPHINE, JESUS CHRIST
>they were cute as girls though, have some pics of us molesting Ianette

>>18915692
This won't end bad.

>>18915692
OH JESUS H CHRIST.

rolled 18 = 18

>>18915668
Unless he's not been posting, I don't think he's here currently.

So you should be bitching at Fritz or myself.

rolled 100 = 100

Oh lookout...

>>18915692

YOU

CUT THAT SHIT OUT

rolled 88 = 88

>>18915692
... I'm going to break everything you care about.

LG, can we just ignore him from now on? He seems to be responsible for more than half of our critical fails. I'm starting to smell some bullshit.

>>18915692
>Lookout rolls
>gets nat1
Didn't we JUST tell you not to roll?
Well, for everyone hoping for an abortion, I hope you're happy.

rolled 3 = 3

>>18915692
You are a bona fide statistic anomaly my friend.

That or a mod is trollin somehow.

>>18915723
THANK YOU!

NO MORE ROLLS

>>18915723
Our Angel.

STOP ROLLING WE HAVE OUR SAVIOR

>>18915723
>dis nigga right here

>>18915723
Okay, there we go. Now PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST STOP ROLLING.

>>18915692

Oh wtf lookout...

rolled 47 = 47

>>18915721
Welp, guess I spoke too soon

rolled 69 = 69

>>18915692
Lookout i love you so much, just because of your statistical improbabilities.

>>18915637
She's hormonal and would rather stay with us.

Also, just because you love the place where you grew up, and donate most your paychecks to rebuild it, doesn't mean that it is not currently a shithole where nobody should have to live.

>>18915751
UDZ. YOU. ROLLING. STOP.

NOW.

I saw that 1 and was SO SAD.

Then I saw the 100 and literally grabbed my chest and said "thank God."

I am waaaay too involved in this quest.

What is up with the dicegods lately, so tsundere.

Please tell me that 100 countered the 1.


>>Capt dsiWhis
Who is Captain Dsiwhis, and how can he or she help us here?

>>18915624
>>18915654

Well shit, somebody rolled an 86. I guess I pretty much have to de-lurk now. And since AC Quest doesn't seem to be on yet, I guess I'll de-lurk here.

rolled 4 = 4

Hey guys can I play

>>18915810
Not with that roll you can't.

>>18915810
Nope, the dice gods have spoken.

>>18915810
>Nope.jpeg

rolled 13 = 13

>I can't hold all these nats

>>18915804
Welcome aboard, the only rules are don't roll 1's and don't touch me booze.

>>18915810

Bring different dice.

>>18915804

Forgot to roll. But somebody got an 100, and I refuse to fuck that up.

>>18915845
That was used cancelling out a nat 1, though, so we're sort of in a holding pattern at the moment.

You arrive at the house in an instant and lead her inside, there's noone home yet.
You take her to the kitchen for a cup of coffee.

As she sat there at the small table and you readied some coffee for the two of you, you take this opportunity to let your familiars out and have them show Dan around.
You also introduce Dan to Perrine.
"Perrine, this is Daniil, my newest friend. Dan, this is Perrinne." you say.
Perrinne says nothing and only nods at the wolf.
Dan on the other hand asks,
"So this is your mate?"

Perrine blushes hard and sinks lower in her seat.
You answer Dan with, "Well... She's part of my family." and end it at that.
"Come, Master Daniil, we'll show you around the house."
Jakob quickly defuses the situation form atop Ted, and the four animals pad out of the kitchen.

-----------------------------------
You sit there in silence, the two of you drinking coffee.
YOu observe the girl, no the lady in front of you.
She has an aura of strength that permeates even as she looks so worn right now.
Her golden blonde hair, though disheveled still looks beautiful.

She notices you staring and asks,
"W-what is it?"

ANYTHING TO SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18915845
Someone also got a 1 so they cancel each other out. But Lg is probably already writing.

>>18915884
>MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE
Smile. "You're glowing."

>>18915884
"What you're going through, I've never been in exactly this situation, but I know what it's like to be alone, and worry about what happens next.

No matter what, I'll always be here for you."

>>18915884
Smile and say, "you're glowing."

rolled 71 = 71

>>18915884
"Nothing, really. Just, how beautiful you look." look away briefly, continue, "Though, if I can ask, how far along is…"

>>18915901
Brother!!>>18915917

>>18915884
"Just that, you look a little more mature than when I first met you, a little more refined.
"I can't exactly understand what you're going through, but I'll help however I can. You don't have to face the future alone."

>>18915884

Just wondering who the lucky fellow was, and wondering what is to be done, what is to come of this. Wondering what I'll be able to do for you, one of my precious friends.

I really hope you don't have to return, since you seem to like it here and I would miss you, but I don't know what the alternatives would be.

>>18915901
>>18915917
>>18915906
Yes.

Maybe we can combine the "you're so preggers lol" with the "I'll always be here for you" comments?

>>18915884
"I was wondering why is it that this 'Witch-Command' is recalling you back. Surely they know that the Bureau has better medical facilities than their own and yet they still see it fit to recall you."

I wonder, which would LG think was a better troll?

For Hayate to be the father, or for it to seem like Hayate's the father, but then it turns out to be somebody else entirely(Ian, for example)?

Just a thought.

>>18915906
and
>>18915917

Combine.

>>18915999
Seconded.

I don't like that their willing to risk her child with such horrific medical standards.

>>18916023
Personally that's what I've always thought. But these people believe 100% that is Hayates.

Whatever.

>that feel when you have all the comments and questions, but are too afraid to post them because LG might use them and they're all horrible, horrible scenarios

>>18916041
Just do it. Its going to happen one way or another.

>>18916041
drink until the bad ideas go away

>>18916023
I sort of think that if, by some method, it DOES turn out to be Ian's, then Hayate will do his DAMNEDEST to be the best stepfather and/or uncle to that kid that he can.

>>18916068
Damn straight.

>>18916068
More like we'd hijack the stargate, go the SWQ-verse and hang Ian off a saucer 30,000 feet in the air until he agreed to be a parent.

Watching upotte, the m16 is awesome, i love my ar.

>>18916066
I like this idea.

"You're glowing." you tell her, and you reach a hand over the table.
"I can't exactly understand what you're going through, but I'll help however I can. You don't have to face the future alone."
You tell her as your hands touch.
"Thank you..." she answers with a small smile

-------------------------------------------------
About an hour passed with the two of you just sitting there, not saying anything. Just caught up in each other's company.
And as that hour passed, she eventually calmed down and went back to her usual cool demeanor.
"Hey, are you okay with this?" she asks
"Okay with what?"
"I'm carrying a baby, and you know that I l-like you. You know that I want to be with you. Don't I appear to be just some loose woman like that?"

>WAT SAY?
>dear mondays, I hate you.
>Please remove yourselves from the calendar ASAP

>>18916155
"You mentioned you saw me when I was traveling through time, so I'm not ruling out that it's mine just yet."

>>18916155
Of course not i would like you no matter what.

rolled 38 = 38

>>18916155
"I also know I'm a time traveler, and I also know that there was a second instance of me running around when I was visiting your dimension with Erica and Ursula. I've figured it out."

Rollan to come to that conclusion.

>>18916155
"I trust your judgement."

It is a stretch to say that he is not at least subconsciously putting together the 'she saw us in the time hat' and 'she won't say who the father is'

Don't say that shit out loud though, predestination is dicks.

>>18916155
Well, if you didn't want the baby and you didn't use contraception, I'd think you were a little bit irresponsible.

Other than that, I don't particularly care one way or another about your sexual escapades as long as you're not cheating on anyone.

rolled 85 = 85

>>18916155
"I'm hardly one to speak about being 'loose'. But no, as long as the emotions are real, I could never think that of anyone."

>>18916155
"Well, I don't know what the circumstances around the baby are. For all I know, the martians you were fighting invented Pregnancy Beams or something."

>>18916165
I think that's too meta-y.

"A while back, when all this was just starting for me, I said that I would never turn a girl away who wanted companionship. And if you want it, I won't turn you away either."

>>18916155
Well, I kinda ruled it down to two people. It's either a future version of me, or Ian.

Either way, it doesn't really matter. It's you I'm worried about.

>>18916155
If Mondays were removed, Tuesdays would be Mondays and Sundays would suffer.

>>18916155

... Is there some way to say "Hell no" both as bluntly and as delicately as possible?

>>18916196
>pregnancy beams

Thank God I don't have that fetish.

>>18916155
"Not to me, you don't. I think I've gotten to know you enough to know that you're not like that.
"Besides, the other girls would just say that Swagzilla can't be stopped, only delayed."

rolled 75 = 75

>>18916155
"No, why should it? I'm sure whoever the father is, you care for him very much, and wouldn't accept this lightly. If circumstances keep you from him, I hope you'll let me help however I can."

>>18916214
Very nice, Udz.

Seconding.

>>18916155
You have a shit-ton of personality issues but I don't think being loose is one of them

>>18916155
We don't know what her situation is, since she still hasn't told us yet. We can only do what we feel is right.

>>18916214

Well said. Pushing for this also.

>>18916214
I'll agree with Urdz aswell.

>>18916214
This

>>18916205
"HELL NO. I've said it before right? I like you too. Something as wonderful as a child isn't a thing to be concerned about, it's something to celebrate."
You tell her firmly.
"I may not know who the father is, or why he isnt with you, but if you want to be with me then I will do my best for both you and that child."

She blushes. A deep crimson spreads across her face.
"T-thank you Hayate." she says as she begins to tear up again.

You stand up and go around the table to sit beside her.
"Hey stop crying, please, this is no time to be sad." you reassure her.
"I-I'm nod sad anymore.. I-I'm just so happy to hear you say that." She smiles through the tears streaming down her face.

She looks up at you and closes her eyes.
She's waiting for it, you can tell as much.
[ ]kiss her
[ ]dont kiss her.

>>18916273
[x]kiss her
I think I'm going to regret this, but I can't think of Hayate NOT doing this.

>>18916273
[x]kiss her
A gentleman never disappoints a lady.

rolled 7 = 7

>>18916273
[x]Kiss her

And queue Erica and Hina and/or Ursula arriving

>>18916273
[x ]kiss her, with your tongue, in her butt.

>>18916273
"I sense Erica will come crashing in soon."
[x]kiss her - Forehead.

>>18916273
[x] kiss her.

>>18916273
The girls are gonna walk in on this, but fuck it's too perfect.

[x]kiss.

>>18916290
Erica would be a problem. Ursula, maybe. Hina, would be annoyed, but the most likely to be understanding.

>>18916273
emotional support time....even just a light kiss

>>18916273
I *know* someone's going to walk in on this. Probably Erica.

Go invisible, pull her in, *Then* kiss the fuck out of her.

>>18916273
Everyone is so quick to kiss. Erica sees that god only knows the hell she'll raise.

[^] Hug

>>18916273
On one hand, kissing her IS cheating on the girls, because they haven't said she isn't against the rules.

On the other hand, are two very good points
>>18916286
>>18916288

Can we ask for emergency approval from the rest of the family?

If not, then like >>18916300 said
[x] Kiss forehead, and explain why.

>>18916273
[x] Kiss her

There's no choice. Anything else would seem like we're rejecting her, after all that talk.

>>18916273
>kiss her

And then immediately push her down to dodge the blow Erica is going to send Perrine's way. She may be mad at us for kissing Froggy, but she *hates* Perrine now. She might just decide remove her from the equation entirely.

>>18916296
EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>18916322
THIS

>>18916273
Kiss her tenderly just in time for the girls to walk in

>>18916300

Seconding

>>18916273
Kiss her, in a time stop.

>>18916323
Quiet, Wheatley.

>>18916273

[x] french kiss

>>18916354
Who?

>>18916273
I regret several occasions where I did not kiss the girl.

I do not regret any of the occasions where I did kiss the girl.

[X] Kiss the girl.

>>18916300
Sure, I guess.

But then again, it's something that Erica's going to need to get over.

>>18916300
Seconding this, as it still give Perrine a kiss, we explain to her why, and it's not like we're trying to be deceitful or going behind the girls' backs by using our invisibility to kiss Perrine in secret.

>>18916354
Can't be Wheatley, it's actually sensible.

>>18916363
An avatarfag that showed up in KY, RPing as, well, Wheatley. He showed up here a thread ro so ago.

>timestop kiss

THIS.

TIME HAX SOLVES ALL OUR PROBLEMS. And creates new ones, but we can use time hax to fix those too!

Have to post this.

>>18916385
Like all soviet designs, will either blow up in face, work, or work then blow up in face.

>>18916411
What the fuck.

>>18916411
I want the softness and softness II to join the bureau
It was amusing every time we got near them

>>18916273
>[X] Kiss

Inbefore Erica

>>18916420
The watch is of dorfen make, not Russian. The hell hell are you talking about?

>>18916420
Or blow up in face to work

>>18916411

>That last guy

>I bet that's LG

>>18916434
He is comparing how we do things to how the soviets did.

A gentleman never leaves a lady waiting, and so you kissed her.
Your lips met hers and you saw fireworks.
It was soft, warm and oh so good.
You melted into each other's embrace.
It wasnt frantic nor filled with lust. It was a kiss so pure and so full of love.
She and you were connected in that moment in time for what seemed like an eternity.
Your hands wrapped around each other, your hearts in synch.
You both lost yourselves in your embrace and found each other.

After a moment that went on forever, you pulled away and smiled at her.
She smiled at you and said, "I love you."

>>18916467
We really need to get Perrine to talk it over with the girls now.

And we need to talk with Erica and Ursula and try to work out their problems with Perrine.

>>18916467
Good now summon a tray and be ready for Erica.

>>18916467
And Erica walks in.

>>18916467
Sound of a MG-42 being racked in 3...2...1...

>>18916467
Cue applause as the other girls watch.

"About frickin' time!"
"Another one? How many are we going to have here?"
"Well, the house IS rather large..."

Erica is being distracted by a potato-shaped lolipop.

>>18916467
Do we respond too?
I mean, we like her, but do we LOVE her?

>>18916490
In order, I'm thinking that was Hina, Nanoha, and Ursula.

>>18916503
We say nothing.
Just smile at her.

And prepare for Erica

>>18916467

"i love you too"
"i hope there is still some room for more dough in that oven of yours..." smirk

-fade to black-

>>18916503
No "WAT DO" so LG's got it.

Though probably, it's "And Erica's right behind me, isn't she?"

>>18916467
"I know."

>>18916531
That entirely doesn't matter.

>>18916530
Again I pose the question, Do we love her?
We like her true, but can we honestly say that we love her?

>>18916503
WE clearly do.

I'm sure Hayate cares about her, but love is something you keep in the family.

So we respond "Do you want us to be together?"

Offer to include her.

>>18916467

all my feels.... thank you LG....

i... i think there are onion cutting ninja's in my house... brb

>pregnancy beams. Add another idea to the TSUNDER-RAY quest pool ive been building

I want to play that quest.

>>18916542
We already have.

It is up to the other girls when she goes to them at this point.

Which will hopefully be pretty soon.

>>18916530
>"i hope there is still some room for more dough in that oven of yours..." smirk

That is a horrible line. Unless we're talking to Tsukiko.

You smile back at her and say, "I know."
She leans into your embrace as you place an arm around her shoulder.

You stared into each other's eyes, and you swept a few stray strands of hair from her face.
It felt good, it felt right to have her like that in your arms.
You will try and find a way to keep it like that.

At the very moment you thought that, the inexorable gears of the universe start to move again.
She mentillates you.
'Hayate, do you know where Perrinne is?'

>>18916618
Who's asking.

>>18916618
"Yes."
AND NOT A SINGLE WORD MORE.

oops forgot to ask you to roll a 1d3
**ROLLEM**

>>18916618

well.

fuck.

its trude.

rolled 2 = 2

>>18916640
How's the selection of this one gonna go?

rolled 3 = 3

>>18916640
Please be Hina, she's the most understanding.

>>18916618
FUCKSHITBADGERCUNTDICKBAGS! Um... yes.

rolled 2 = 2

>>18916640
Yes, actually. Why?

rolled 2 = 2

>>18916640
"Yes."

rolled 2 = 2

>>18916648

>>18916640

>>18916646

Trude
Mio
Miyafuji

rolled 3 = 3

>>18916640

>>18916618

Inb4 Perrine we're hugging is actually a polymorphed Mio now in full yandere rape mode.

Fuck the inexorable gears of the universe.

We're gonna find a way to make a little pocket of no-time so that we can just be happy for as long as we want.

rolled 3 = 3

>>18916640

>>18916618
Ah, we Han Soloed her.

>>18916666

Quads of evil. LET IT BE SO!

rolled 2 = 2

>>18916663
No, I mean, which d3 roll is the one that counts?

Though Mio seems to be winning the most rolls.

>>18916673
It's kinda dickish, but there is a certain class to it.

lol looks a lot like mio....OH SHI! we got our titaniam jock wrecked....

Miyafugi would be the best for the current situation, I think.

Trude the worst.

Mio would get up here and be all "PERRINE! PERFECT! Hold him down and we can take turns!"

>Not a single 1

It seems the universe doesn't want to fuck this up.

This voice, it was Mio.
"Yes." you answer her and leaving it at that.
"Well, where is she? I need to have a word with her." she asks you, a hint of urgency in her voice.

[ ]tell her
[ ]nope
[ ]ask perrinne

We could always just lie.

"Nope, no idea."

Think of it: Right now there is a hunter-team looking for Perrine. She ran to come find us before they took her away forever.

We can't let that happen.

>>18916756
[x]ask perrinne
Mio could be trying to help, or she could be searching for Perrine to take her back.

>>18916756
[x]ask perrinne

Let's ask Perrine.

"Perrine, Mio is asking for you. Do you want to stay here a bit longer?"

>>18916756
Ask Perrine

>>18916756
[x]Ask Perrine

>>18916756
>[X] Ask Perrine

I doubt she would try to molest us, because she probably knows what's going on.

Not 100% on that though.

>>18916756
Just Mentalate her.
If you need to talk in person, could you please tell me why?

>>18916756
>[x]ask perrinne

If we say NOPE, Mio will *immediately* start searching for our and Perrine's asses, calling upon Bureau resources if need be.

And besides, it's Perrine's choice, really.

>>18916756
[x] ask Perrine

>>18916756

[x]ask perrinne

i believe she is on perrine's side of things

[ ]ask perrinne

>>18916756
"Depends who's asking. Is it our husband Mio, or is it Major Sakamoto?"

>>18916756
[x]ask perrinne

Ask her this, then ask her if she wants us to go with her

You turn to the blonde girl in your arms and ask,
"Perrinne, Mio is asking for you. Should I take you to her? Or do you want to stay here a little longer?"
"I... It's probably about that... Can you come with me?"
"Sure. Maybe we could just invite her up here to the house, we can talk on the beach."
"T-thanks." she says as she leans in further into your embrace.
'Mio, Perrinne is here at my place. Feel free to drop by so you could talk. I'll have my familiars meet you in my room and take you to our location."
You take her Perrine's and lead her outside and down to the beach.

----------------------------------------------------
Later, at the beach, Mio walks towards you and Perrine accompanied by J.
"Sir, I have brought your guest." he tells you with an elegant bow.
"Thanks J, go ahead and leave us for now. I'll call for you if I need you."
"Very well, Sir." he says as he turns around to walk back up to the house.

"Nice place you got here." mio tells you as she plants her firm posterior down firmly on one of the deckchairs opposite you and Perrinne.
"I assume that you know what's going on?" she asks you.
"Yes." you tell her simply.
"Okay then." she then turns to Perrine.
"You got the orders yes? What do you intend to do?"
"I.. I want to stay here." She gives your hand a squeeze. "I don't want to go back there."
"Ah. But orders are orders. You're a witch under High-Command, you can't just ignore those orders." She tells her.
"But... But... I..." Words begin to fail her.

WAT DO/SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18916956
Can't she ask for a discharge on medical grounds?

>>18916956
something something medical technology something something people who care about her something something beach house

>>18916956
"Mio, if I may ask, what is witch command's reasoning for Perrine's recall?"

>>18916956
"Mio, has the High Command though about how much they are endangering the child by forcing it to be born on earth in the 1940's? I know that the Bureau's technology is centuries ahead of your own, not to mention that here there is no threat of residual Martian attacks. It would be within the best interest of Perrine and her child to be born here."

>>18916956
"The lady said she wanted to stay. I'm not letting anybody, no matter who they are or what their position is, break a woman's heart by forcing them to leave their friends behind."

>>18916956
Why, exactly, were these orders given? No offense intended, but the Bureau has better medical care than anything WW2 doctors could cook up, and pretty much everyone Perrine cares about is here. I can't see any reason for this recall, given the knowledge I have.

>>18917012
I'd put money on Minna.

>>18916956
"If I may ask, what is the reasoning behind High Command's order for Perrine's recall?
"Not to be insulting, but even in the late 90's, we considered the medical technology of the 1940's to be outdated and primitive, let alone how they compare to the medical facilities here at the Bureau. Wouldn't Perrine, and her child, be better off here?

>>18916956
"If I went back on my word and allowed them to take Perrine, which of the ladies I care about would they take next? Erica? Ursula? You?"

>>18917042
this

>>18916956
I believe the proper thing to do is ask High-Command to go to hell, the lady goes where she wishes to.

The medical care is better here, people who care about here are here, and I'm willing to state I'm the father as they would be unwilling to break up a family. She's staying and if they try to force the issue I will defend her.

>>18917072
>Tell High Command to go to Hell
>MPs, wat do?

>>18917072
>they would be unwilling to break up a family
You have no idea what the military High Command of the 1940's was capable of, do you?

>>18917077
Magic murder butler, what do?

"The lady said she wanted to stay. I'm not letting anybody, no matter who they are or what their position is, break a woman's heart by forcing them to leave their friends behind." you tell Mio.
"Dear wife, do relax. I'm not here to take her away by force, I'm here to see what see wants to do and to see what I can do to help her. Don't get your panties up in a bunch.... Oh wait, you can't" She reaches in her pocket and pulls out your boxers from the night before, "because I still them right here."
You try and reach for them but she puts them away quickly into her jacket, firmly stuff them in her cleavage.
"Anyway, Mio. I firmly believe that it would be for Perrinne's best interest for her to stay here at the Bureau." you tell her as you straighten back up.
"The medical technology here is superb, and the initial training wouldn't put her nor the child in danger."

"I agree with you on that dear wife, but unfortunately the old crones in the council think otherwise." She asnwers
"Why do they insist on taking her back?"
"I have no idea, it's most likely political. Who knows what those dried up cunts think." she answers.
"Isnt there anyway we could keep her here?" you ask the major, Perrinne is listening intently.

**ROLLEM**

>>18917077
Well McNgafn Young does that every few minutes, you'd think they would be used to it by now.

>>18917098
>one of Mike's former trainees standing in the way of legitimate home dimension business

Pissed off Mike, wat do?

>>18917077
MPs? We just annihilated a fortified position with orbital thermobaric weaponry.

Fuck MPs.

Now is when we bust out

>>18914738

rolled 68 = 68

>>18917105
LOOKOUT
DON'T YOU DARE

rolled 92 = 92

>>18917105
Medical discharge to become an actual member of the Bureau instead of just a ambassador.

rolled 95 = 95

>>18917105

rolled 40 = 40

>>18917105

rolled 5 = 5

>>18917105

Oh fuck...she's going to blackmail us hard in about 3 seconds.

rolled 93 = 93

>>18917105
Well we could show them an RC Copter, they'll either shit their pants or die of a heart attack. Also fuck high command, keeping warlock rights pressed to the ground.

rolled 54 = 54

>>18917105
These arguments about not breaking up a family are absurd and are nothing more than appeals to emotion, which High Command would not accept.

rolled 95 = 95

>>18917105
IF THERE WAS ANY TIME WHEN I NEEDED YOU, DICE GODS, IT IS NOW!

I will personally murder anybody who rolls a one.

rolled 14 = 14

>>18917105

>>18917125
>>18917127
>>18917132
stop rolling
stop rolling
stop rolling

>>18917125
>>18917127
>>18917132
>>18917140
I think we're good now, guys.

>92
>95
>93
>95

For the love of god stop rolling.

>>18917140
>>18917127
>>18917125
ALL DEM 90s

STOP ROLLING

rolled 65 = 65

>>18917117
I'm not talking about their skill, I'm talking about what fighting MPs mean: that we are officially stepping in to prevent the SWQ government from doing something, and the problems that would cause.

That said,

>>18917105
Lets see if we can tie the bureaucracy up for a bit.

>>18917125
>>18917127
>>18917132
>>18917140
EVERYONE QUIT ROLLING.

>>18917133
Superior medical care, an actual family and place to live, magical education and a grander purpose than anything they offer.

Bam.

>>18917129

rolled 93 = 93

>>18917105
THIS DICE I WEILD, IT IS THE GOOD TWIN TO LOOKOUT'S DICE, FEAR IT'S UNLIMITED POWEEEEEEER

>>18917105

fuck the police

>>18917176
I'd yell at you for continuing to roll, but, dat 90.

>>18917125
>>18917127
>>18917132
>>18917140
>>18917176
God damn.

rolled 28 = 28

>>18917180

derp

>>18917192
Lookout what are you doing. Quit that Lookout.

rolled 13 = 13

>>18917119
Is this a challenge?

>>18917125
>>18917127
>>18917132
>>18917140
>>18917176
If this is how the dice are rolling tonight, I am NOT looking forward to combat in AC-Quest.

rolled 1 = 1

Alright let's do this!

>>18917205
Teehee I see what you did there

>>18917205
Nice 1d1 you got there bro.

rolled 97 = 97

>>18917198

u mad officer?

rolled 66 = 66

>>18917105
Shouldn't it be kind of obvious that we're the daddy? After all, didn't Trude nearly kill us that one time? What did she seem to think? That we knocked someone up?

rolled 2 = 2

>>18917204
Oh christ, you're right.

rolled 72 = 72

>>18917205
Goddamn you....

>>18917216
Not at that kind of roll I'm not.

>>18917162
Those are arguments for Perrine to resign her commission, not for anything that would actually convince High Command.
What economic or technological exchanges or treaties could we offer? Comprehensive tactical and training support?
It's great that the medical technology and skills are here, but how do we get them to the Strike Witches Dimension? Or the industrial machines and laboratories needed to support those high-tech machines?

WE have nothing to offer to High Command; the Bureau does. And the Bureau is already in a deal with them.

>>18917205
A 1d1? Seriously? You could at least try 1d1OO or something.

>>18917220
YOU! Stop that.

>>18917205

You, go die in a lake of acid.

>>18917220
I guess we'll just let you do the rolling, Udz.

rolled 3 = 3

>>18917222
It's fake, bro.

FUCKSAKE
STOP ROLLING

Quit rolling oh god we've already got this jesus christ just stop rolling

>>18917218
Whoops, forgot to turn 'em off.

Sorry 'bout that. At least it wasn't too bad.

rolled 1 = 1

>>18917239
Just like that one was!

This one, too.

rolled 52 = 52

>>18917205
Nice, 1d1, but this is how it's done.

>>18917220
>>18917239
>rolls higher with a dice 1/10th as large
Typical Udz, just bloody typical.

>>18917216

lookout

>90's

i guess nuclear war will start in an hour.

>>18917239
The 1d10 is pretty good for faking low rolls, actually. Maybe 1d1.00?

>>18917248
Reported for trolling.

rolled 37 = 37

>>18917256
Hmm welp nice knowing you gents.

>>18917239
Ahh, couldn't tell on my phone...

>>18917248
Oh thank got it's a d10...

rolled 238 = 238

Rolling for how hard Witch HighCom can fuck themselves.

rolled 45 = 45

>>18917261

rolled 87 + 100 = 187

I wonder...

rolled 23 = 23

>>18917277
Wow all and all that sucked.

rolled 39 = 39

>>18917248

*high five

rolled 54 = 54

>>18917260
Why fake them when we have our usual luck?

Please stop rolling? PLEASE! I want Perrine to stick around.
...
I feel sick.

rolled 43 - 100 = -57

>>18917261
Jokes are trolling, now? Relax, mate.

Well, maybe a little trolling, but seriously, relax.

>>18917282
Perhaps like this?

>>18917282
Apparently, you can't subtract. Huh.

>>18917289
>>18917294
You two can go die. Why the fuck are you still tempting fate?

STOP ROLLING YOU FUCKING NAME CUNTS

rolled 995998 = 995998

>>18917289
>>18917280
>>18917294
If you're not making gag rolls by now, you need to stop.

I used to not mind, but now it's really starting to piss me off.

>>18917300
Just, stop. Please.

>>18917312
LG's probably typing at this point anyway.

rolled 84 = 84

>>18917312
Because i'm a masochist.

>>18917312
It's the best way to handle fate, that's why.

Also it's kinda funny.

>>18917300
For the lulz?