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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Maginot Line Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/01/12(Tue)08:14 No.18932902  
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:15 No.18932908
    quest threads are dying
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:16 No.18932912

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/01/12(Tue)08:16 No.18932913
    These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    Silence, just silence.
    No one dare speak after Erica's last remark.
    The sounds of the waves lapping the shore fill your ears, and under that the beat of your heart escalates for some reason.

    Eyes locked, the two blondes stare at each other.
    Perrine mumbles something.
    "What's that? NO HABLA ES FRANCAIS." Erica tells the girl in front of her.
    "You're wrong..." Perrinne says softly.
    "Oh, I'm wrong? Tell me, what was I wrong about?"

    Another moment of silence that seemed to stretch out forever.
    Your eyes meet Perrinnes, and you see a change in them.
    Instead of the anger earlier, she now has determination in them.
    the breeze blows harder than it should, sending Perrinnes long blonde hair to dance in the wind.
    She finally breaks the silence
    "It's Hayate's."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:18 No.18932919
    run hayate run!!!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:18 No.18932924

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:19 No.18932925
    rolled 73 = 73

    Fall backwards off chair going "WHAAA!"
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:19 No.18932928
    Hooray! I have managed to stave off sleep deprivation to witness Landing Gear's take on Jerry Springer!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:19 No.18932929
    Right, we're going to very quickly need to drop some teacups at the first sign of muderizing. No-one's killing anyone in our house.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:20 No.18932939
    We need to summon up the best look of sincere confusion in our arsenal. We also need to do math and realize what happened 2 months ago.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:21 No.18932940
    >Pan camera to sky
    >Cue MSQ's main theme (What IS our main theme?)
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/01/12(Tue)08:21 No.18932941
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    Again there was silence.
    Uncomfortable, heavy silence.
    If the silence was made of bricks, you could have built a goddamn cathedral out of it.

    The words echo in your head,
    'It's Hayate's...It's Hayate's...It's Hayate's...It's Hayate's...'
    It's impossible. It's unthinkable. It just doesn't make any sense.

    Mio sits there, an eyebrow raised in your direction.
    Erica is beside you, just flabbergasted, her mouth hanging wide open.

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:21 No.18932943

    To play it safe, if we find ourselfs in such a situation, we should also use timestop.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:21 No.18932944
    rolled 79 = 79

    Descend into complete gibberish
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/01/12(Tue)08:22 No.18932946
    Princes of the Universe.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:22 No.18932952

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:22 No.18932953
    pass the fuck out
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:22 No.18932954
    but... we just did it, weren't you pregnant before that?
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)08:22 No.18932957
    Timestop, pull in froggy, confirm time-travel shenanigans.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:23 No.18932961
    I'm not sure 90 seconds is enough to puzzle that out.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:23 No.18932962
    "... was I wearing a snazzy bowler?"
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:24 No.18932964
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    Mad Scientist Quest delayed this thread enough that it's started on my birthday (it's 12:20am here). I have asked the birthday skeleton to make my dice roll well tonight.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:24 No.18932965
    "Okay... Okay... You're going to need to explain that one. Make it relatively quick, before my brain turns to mush."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:24 No.18932969
    Decide that once we've mastered time travel we will come back to this moment and explain what's going on. Proceed to listen to our future self explaining what's going on.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:24 No.18932970
    >Before Erica turns my brain to mush
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:24 No.18932972
    "...this would have something to do with the time-travelling version of me you said you met back then, wouldn't it?"
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)08:25 No.18932976
    it's the only conceivable way we could be the father though, since we are reasonably certain we haven't bedded her yet, so confirming it would be the thing to do now.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:27 No.18932981
    Yes, but logic may be the furthest thing from our minds, at the moment.

    The most we could do is pull Perrine in and ask simply "How?" in the most exasperated voice we're capable of.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:29 No.18932991
    But I hadn't even met you 2 months ago!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:29 No.18932994
    "You... me... how... when... i don't even..."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:31 No.18933000
    "Fuck you, future-me."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)08:31 No.18933002
    Seems best, with or without timestop.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:32 No.18933007
    "I'm fairly sure I haven't slept with you yet."

    Wait for people to react to the yet.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:32 No.18933009
    This. It would waste valuable time, but it's exactly what we'd be saying.

    And if Perrine tells us she can't say, we tell her that we need "something, anything" to explain this.

    And then we get to convince Erica that we time travel impregnated her mortal enemy.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 05/01/12(Tue)08:33 No.18933012
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    > Previously on Mahou Shounen Quest
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:33 No.18933013
    You may have missed the four way we just had.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:34 No.18933014
    "Now Perrine, you may not be aware, but there are certain things people have to do in order to amke children. And we haven't done those thing.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)08:34 No.18933017
    and our ending theme would be Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:35 No.18933020
    That was just kissing and make-outs, form what I read.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:35 No.18933021
    We didn't actually get any sex there you know, just some pretty heavy kissing.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)08:35 No.18933022
    That was make outs, not full shagging
    >> Amateur Drawfag 05/01/12(Tue)08:35 No.18933023
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    To commemorate this rare event, heres a shitty sketch
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:36 No.18933030
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:39 No.18933037
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    Timestop is best option as denying it's our baby via "we haven't even had sex yet" will make Erica assume Perrine is lying. That will end with a slap and her being physically thrown out of the house.

    That would be bad.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:39 No.18933040
    ...Did this quest finally turn into full-blown harem and relationship management?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:39 No.18933044
    Technically, 'we' didn't, but it was implied that a time-travelling 'us' did
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:40 No.18933048
    Not really, this is sort of an inbetween point. We just nuked a castle with exploding alcohol.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:40 No.18933049
    That would suggest it hasn't been that for a very long time.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:42 No.18933052
    Eh, it's a balance between action and romance.

    And with the German by our side about to go gestapo, it's going to be both!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)08:42 No.18933053
    Personally , I'm a fan of going straight to the leap of logic, and asking if. "It was the last night we were at the castle, wasn't it?"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/01/12(Tue)08:42 No.18933054
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    "But I hadn't even met you two months ago!" you tell her, utterly confused.
    "Two months ago, the night of that victory party for that fight against the alium hold-outs.. I.. I saw you with the twins." she answers.
    "But that was less than a month ago!" you protest.
    Mio cuts in, "It was two months ago dear wife. Atleast, from our point of view."
    Perrinne continues her tale, "That night, I saw you with the twin's in Ursula's lab.... I ran after I saw what was happening... And then... I bumped into you behind the castle."

    Things begin to click in your head.
    Stuff begins to add-up.
    Her story of meeting you in your temporal bowler, the weird time difference, her shyness...
    "And that's when I.. We..." you can only say, unsure on how to feel about this.
    "No. Please, don't feel bad about this. I wanted this... Actually.. I... I kinda forced you into it." She tells you.

    Erica stands up, brings her hand back and slaps you.
    The sound of palm meeting cheek echoes down the beach.
    She runs away towards the stairs up to the house without another look.

    [ ]follow her *add a roll*
    [ ]give her some time.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:45 No.18933063
    Does Erica actually realize that time shenanigans were involved, or is she assuming that we met with Perrine immediately after we were with her and Ursula?
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)08:45 No.18933064
    rolled 64 = 64

    [x]Follow her

    gotta address this right the fuck now.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:45 No.18933065
    rolled 93 = 93

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:45 No.18933066
    ...Fuck yeah, being slapped for something that we didn't do yet.
    It's just like my Chinese cartoons.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)08:45 No.18933069
    rolled 81 = 81

    Fuck this, [x]Follow Her
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:45 No.18933070
    That'll do
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:46 No.18933071
    [X] give her some time.
    She's feeling betrayed at this point (Understandably), and anything that we say at the moment is going to make it worse. She needs time to remember how much we love her, and to calm down a little bit so that we can reason this out later.

    Hell, we don't even know all of what happened, so we can't exactly explain ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:46 No.18933072
    rolled 43 = 43

    Pursue Lu Bu
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:46 No.18933073
    rolled 81 = 81

    Chase. We need to catch her before she does something drastic, and we need to get this whole mess explained and sorted out *now*.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 05/01/12(Tue)08:46 No.18933075
    rolled 40 = 40

    Probably not, she'd be too pissed to think rationally
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:46 No.18933076
    I was GOING to say [x] wait but then >>18933065 happened
    So yeah whatevs.
    We should start figuring out how to break this to the others.
    Then we need to figure out how to timetravel without the Doctor.
    Seriously that guy is NEVER around when you need him.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)08:47 No.18933077
    either way, the offense is probably compounded (to her) by the fact that that was the night we made it official with the twins.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:47 No.18933079
    >Follow Erica
    >Leave Perrine
    >Perrine takes this as abandoning her
    Give Erica time, we need to be with Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:47 No.18933080

    I get the feeling she thinks we snuck out to do Perrine right after we did the twins.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:47 No.18933081
    Nope, absolutely not.
    It's just a fucking anime-level misunderstanding.

    Fucking clear this bullshit up right now.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:48 No.18933084
    rolled 60 = 60

    [x] Follow her
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:48 No.18933087
    rolled 35 = 35

    Misunderstandings abound here. I wanna say pursue.
    > also. my first roll on /tg/ no joke.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:49 No.18933088
    [X] Give her time.
    Perrine needs us.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:49 No.18933093
    This is absolutely understandable for her to feel like that. As far as she knows we made it official with her and her sister, then right after sleeping with them walked out and slept with Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:49 No.18933094
    rolled 23 = 23

    That's a nice... average you have there.
    Shame is something were to happen to it.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)08:49 No.18933095
    she already knows she has our support, and what happens with her discharge is in Mio's hands now. not a lot we can do. Erica on the other hand thinks we cheated on her.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:49 No.18933097
    >Erica slaps us
    >Fuck Perrine, Erica please wait
    the fuck is wrong with you guys
    [X]give her some time.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:50 No.18933099
    and it sucks. of course.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:50 No.18933100
    Technically we could probably timestop, reassure Perrine and then go after Erica.

    What say you, LG?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:50 No.18933102
    rolled 3 = 3

    Best choice.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:51 No.18933107
    We also told her about the temporal bowler.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:51 No.18933108
    Give Erica time, Perrine needs us right now.
    If we go, it makes her feel like we don't care about her, especially after what she just said.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:51 No.18933109
    Logical. We'll pull Froggy and Rapey into Timestop, reassure, then go after Erica.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:51 No.18933110
    rolled 17 = 17


    Rolling to support this
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:51 No.18933111
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:52 No.18933114
    rolled 61 = 61


    supporting this.

    hopefully my roll doesn't suck.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:52 No.18933115
    voting for this.

    we have magic, let us use it.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:52 No.18933117
    Choosing this.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:52 No.18933118

    I really don't think it's that fucking difficult to understand/do.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:53 No.18933121
    Changing my vote to >>18933100
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:53 No.18933122
    Except I'm pretty sure we spent that entire day with them
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)08:53 No.18933124
    rolled 30 = 30

    We know enough. Yes, the timing is bad, but there's nothing we can do about it now.

    We've given Erica everything we can, it's time to stop taking her shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:54 No.18933126
    rolled 53 = 53

    Rolling to support this. It's the best plan, plus the post number rolled a nat 100
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:55 No.18933134
    stop rolling
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:56 No.18933137

    she JUST said it's ours.
    if we go now it'll be the same as abandoning her.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:56 No.18933138
    We've already rolled to support perusing Erica.

    This is just adding a timestop to the process, so the initial >>18933065 should count.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:56 No.18933142
    You do realize that every time you say something like that, Lookout gets another $100 bar credit?

    And he's Irish.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)08:57 No.18933143
    That's not the point!
    while she's still trying to figure it out is the time to convince her that we didn't.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:57 No.18933145
    changing to this. >>18933100
    look at it from Erica's POV. To her it sounds like we went with her to her dimension a month ago, and banged her archnemesis. While we had started to date her. Time-shenanigans have not been brought up in this conversation so far.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 05/01/12(Tue)08:58 No.18933148
    rolled 18 = 18

    Then what happened to Luck of the Irish then?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/01/12(Tue)08:59 No.18933155
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    rolled 98 = 98

    >follow her.
    "I need to talk to her." you tell Perrinne, "please wait right here with Mio. I will be right back."

    You run right after her.
    After running frantically halfway up the tower, you finally catch up to her.
    "Erica wait!" you call out, but she ignores you.
    "Please wait!" you speed up your steps and finally manage to grab her hand.
    "I think I can explain." you say to her.
    She slaps your hand away and activates her strikers, flying quickly up to the house.

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:59 No.18933156
    rolled 37 = 37

    Timestop to comfort froggy, then get to erica and try to sort this shit out
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:59 No.18933158
    Technically we did... at least I think so

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:00 No.18933160
    Actually, following your logic, now would be the time not to do so.

    We spent the entire day with her. How could we have sex with Perrine? She'll eventually realize this and calm down. Then, we can come in and explain ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:00 No.18933161

    this better mean we'll straighten everything out with EVERYONE.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:01 No.18933164
    >rolled 98 = 98

    Don't know if good or bad
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:01 No.18933165
    dammit you fucknuts.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:01 No.18933169
    I hope that's not an opposing roll...
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:02 No.18933174
    That's either extremely good or VERY bad.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:02 No.18933175
    It was the right choice. She thinks we cheated on her.

    Letting her cool off would only work if she realized time travel shenanigans.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:02 No.18933177


    is this bad? this is bad right? she thinks we're the biggest asshole in the goddamn multiverse.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:03 No.18933181
    >rolled 98 = 98

    Oh god not sure if really good or really bad
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)09:04 No.18933184
    a)we should probably talk to Ursula asap about damage control
    b)we should tell Trude she owes us the rest of that beating she started.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:04 No.18933185
    and perrine'll go "welp he doesn't care of us. let's go bacj home tadpole"
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:05 No.18933188
    inb4 she comes back in full A-10 kit and BRRRRT's us into paste
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/01/12(Tue)09:05 No.18933189
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    You summon a saucer to try and catch up to her.
    [you know that it's impossible, but you need to try.]

    As you step onto the silver disc, a hand on your shoulder stops you.
    "I'll take care of this." A familiar, but older sounding voice tells you.
    The familiar roar of striker units.
    A flash of silver, black and blue.
    Someone is flying after her, and you know just who it is.

    [ ]head back to Perrinne
    [ ]other _____________
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:05 No.18933191
    Hey, I'm the one who suggested timestopping for a hug and a "we'll figure this out" with Perrine before perusing Erica.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:06 No.18933193

    Wonder how our big brother got here
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:07 No.18933196
    [x]go back
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:07 No.18933197
    Oh dear holy Gamemaster in the sky.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:07 No.18933198
    At least future-us is mature enough to clean up the mess he started.
    Lets go back to Froggy, we don't want to leave a woman in distress.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:07 No.18933200
    [x] Head back to Perrine, but not before yelling after him
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)09:07 No.18933203

    [x]Head back to Perrine.
    time to get more PLOT, ask about their history.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:08 No.18933206

    >not sure if awesome

    [X] head back

    we can't do shit right now and my brain is to liquified to think of anything else.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:08 No.18933208
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    rolled 72 = 72



    uh.... head back to Perrine?
    >> Amateur Drawfag 05/01/12(Tue)09:08 No.18933209
    we best go back then
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:08 No.18933210

    Oh hell no, so that you impregnate my original girlfriend?!

    Follow them. Heck, why use saucers? We can teleport, remember?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:08 No.18933212
    [x] Head back. not much else we can do is there?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:08 No.18933214
    [x] Other

    Follow him and wait for him to settle everything.
    Then ask him what the fuck happened.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:08 No.18933215

    Oh, I assumed Future Hayatte.
    [x] Perrine
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:08 No.18933217
    [x] head back to Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:09 No.18933220
    Dice gods, no matter what I say or do, I will love you.

    [x] Back to perrine, we'll let our timebro sort out his own shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:10 No.18933224
    Froggy-chan be needing us about now. Let's trust future us to figure this out.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:10 No.18933226
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    It occurs to me we're going to need to get advice from someone who regularly had himself helped out by his stronger future self.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)09:11 No.18933228
    rolled 6 = 6

    Back to Perrine, maybe mentally contact other girls. Not that I'm sure what to say.

    Also, add "Save relationship" to the Time Travel To-Do List
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:11 No.18933230
    >you impregnate my original girlfriend

    It's not technically cheating.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:11 No.18933231
    >[X] Other: Realise you practically abandoned a woman who just revealed is having your baby. Then go back to her and apologise.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:12 No.18933242
    rolled 53 = 53

    It's also not us. Might be Negayate. My paranoia is sparked.

    Putting this, my vote, into pursue with TELEPORT.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:13 No.18933243
    Head back. Apologise to Perrine. Figure out why she's been hiding this from you.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:14 No.18933245
    Bullshit. We asked her to wait while we tried to defuse a *very* dangerous situation. She's smart enough to realise that stopping Erica from doing something she'd regret is what needed to be done right now.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)09:14 No.18933250
    Yeah, Perrine just revealed we're the father. but she's also the one more likely to act rationally in this situation.
    Erica has no inkling that time-travel was involved in the situation. Hayate is the only one who knows that.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:15 No.18933252
    Quit over-dramatizing. She's not as fragile as you think she is. Five minutes with Mio while we try to avert a family crisis isn't the end of the fucking world.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:15 No.18933256
    Negayate would have our best interests in mind, even if he chose to carry them out in a way we find morally reprehensible. Assuming it's a future timeline variant, which considering the promptness is likely.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:16 No.18933259
    well, Hayate and Perrine both know about time-travel shenaningans.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:16 No.18933263
    I still don't like it.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:17 No.18933269
    Head back to Perrine

    Now that we know things will be ok thanks to futuyate we can deal with the Froggy situation

    >forgot MSQ was on tonight
    >realize it as I am contemplating sleep
    >sleep is for the dead,I have swagging and hatting to do!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)09:18 No.18933271
    Probably not.

    I support this.

    >oppose dbabil
    What? No, I can't do that, Captcha.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:18 No.18933273
    Neither do I.
    I disagree. Negayate isn't our friend.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)09:20 No.18933274
    exactly, but nobody has said, and consequently considered, the time-travel explanation, except for those two, and they did so in private.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 05/01/12(Tue)09:21 No.18933278
    >A familiar, but older sounding voice
    > familiar roar of striker units
    >flash of silver, black and blue

    So these are basically our clues to who this is.
    voice would fit with futureyate or future negayate
    striker units would mean either a witch, or we get those strikers we've been planning
    black and blue would mean us, but dont know where the silver fits in
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:21 No.18933279
    Besides, he's the one who got us into this mess in the first place anyway. There is no reason to trust him.
    At least we should make sure that he doesn't do any funny business
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)09:22 No.18933284
    >dont know where the silver fits in
    It's properly dapper. It would also work for the strikers.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)09:23 No.18933285
    either from the strikers or the cassiopea.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:24 No.18933290
    I still say we need to follow whoever this was. They may be coming in as reinforcements, but the present is still our responsibility.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:24 No.18933292
    Someone mentioned leaving the strikers raw metal and naming them SILVER BULLETS.
    That would be the silver
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:24 No.18933295
    It's more likely to be futuyate.

    I doubt Negayate would convince the twins to give him the strikers.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)09:25 No.18933304
    assuming that our children will sound like us, it could also be Erica's son, but that's a bit of a stretch I'll admit.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:26 No.18933311
    Why wouldn't he? He could also just STEAL them.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:26 No.18933314
    >Just now, I found myself thinking that I want a kid of my own. Damn I'm getting old.

    Oh no! Women of Philippines, look out!

    (he's from Philippines, right? I can't remember clearly)
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:27 No.18933318


    says so at the top.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:27 No.18933319
    Yep, dude's a flip.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:27 No.18933320
    Nah, he doesn't need to dirty himself with 3D women.

    Adoption, Ho!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:28 No.18933325
    >Oh no! Women of France, look out!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:28 No.18933331
    Well, I'm now basically running on go-pills and LG's posts.

    Feels bad man.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:29 No.18933333
    Yeah, he's here alright.
    >Also confused about relationship anon here, wish you luck LG. I hope yours turn out better than mine
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:29 No.18933334

    Oh great.
    Because I almost wrote 'Thailand'. Phew! Dodged a bullet there.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:29 No.18933340
    Probably futuyate

    Negayate I think would be busy right now, and jumping from one timeline to another would be very hard and not something he could do quite often i think.

    unless he is stupidly powerful compared to us and can evade the bureau of his dimension who would probably be chasing him unless it is a negabureau

    The silver could of course be our strikers, our hair or even just ornamentation / majaikal goodies futuyate has
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:31 No.18933351
    Perrine is the one insisting it was her call, and we should believe her on this one, especially considering that she was in a fragile enough emotional state that we felt the need to comfort her at the expense of the continuity. For all we know, she originally threw herself off a bridge or something after the incident.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:31 No.18933352
    Whoever said "you can't step in the same river twice" clearly wasn't a time-traveler.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:33 No.18933360
    Well knowing LG if he did go towards 3D women they would all be in danger regardless of where they live

    The flip women would just be the start

    >never want to have kids
    >constantly told I would be a good father
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/01/12(Tue)09:33 No.18933364
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    >Back to Perrinne
    Not entirely happy with leaving it all to him, but sure that you couldn't help much anyways, you head back to Perrinne.

    She's sitting there facing Mio, both women saying nothing.
    You sit yourself back down next to her.
    "How did it go?" Mio asks you.
    "I have no idea." you answer her.
    "Shoudnt you go to her?" Perrine says ash she takes your hand in hers.
    "I will." you say with a squeeze.
    "So, he really is mine then?" you ask Perrinne.
    "Yes. You told me not to tell you until the time was right. And there was no better time to tell you until now." she answers.
    "That was the night you saw me in my bolero huh?"
    "I... I'm sorry for taking advantage of you like that." you tell her.
    "No!" she answers with an edge to her voice, "I told you before, It's not your fault. I wanted this. I made you do this."
    "But still... I'm sorry." you begin to say.
    "No. I should be the one apologizing. I had to mess your life up. I had to create trouble. I'm sorry Hayate. If you don't want to, I am fully prepared to take care of this child on my own." she says as she continues to hold your hand.

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:33 No.18933365
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    wait wait wait. IF we went back to past in the future and we know this now then we know not to go back to the past and then froggy wouldn't be pregnant. or what? wouldnt that make her not pregnant? i dont even know anymore. fuck time
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:34 No.18933372
    "What makes you think I'd let you do that, hmm?"
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:34 No.18933373
    "That's not going to happen."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:35 No.18933375
    We are dealing with future pluperfect
    And we will do it anyway because we want to keep the timeline intact

    Ask her what she wants to do now and Mentilate the girls that we need to talk. Make sure we get the story right and we avoid another blow up like Erica's if possible
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)09:35 No.18933379
    "No. I'm going to take responsibility for my actions, and I'm going to help you raise this child."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:36 No.18933380
    Paradox. Byebye universe.
    "WHAT?! NO! ... No. I will take responsibility."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:36 No.18933383
    rolled 56 = 56


    just gotta make sure we go back in time someday and it will all be good.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:36 No.18933384
    If we don't go back and sleep with her then it would cause horrific time stuff. MSQ has
    a model of time travel where if you've done it then you have to do it.

    That is absolutely not an option
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:36 No.18933385
    "No. Don't even think that. A child is one of the most wonderful things that can happen to anyone, and I want to be a part of it's life. I want to be there for you and the child. I would never even consider telling you to do this on your own, Perrine."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:37 No.18933391
    "Perrine, it's okay to let others help you."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:37 No.18933392
    I don't want you to have to do that, but I'm not in any state to be making decisions right now, until I've got this sorted out a bit more and come to terms with all this.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:37 No.18933395
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    At this point, if we don't go back and bang Perinne, we'll prevent a life from ever having existed. Timebortions are pretty fucking messy, man.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:39 No.18933399
    It might just be me, but I really hate the "I'll take responsibility" line. It feels like saying "This is a chore and an obligation, so I have to do it whether I like it or not."

    It's not a line I'm fond of. The frequency with which the Nips use it in their media/porn annoys the fuck out of me.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:39 No.18933402
    "I couldn't make you do that even if I wanted to. Besides, I started the time-shenanigans, and I'll eventually be the one to 'do the deed'. I'm responsible twice."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:40 No.18933407

    >Promising shit without working out things with your girlfriends beforehand.
    Hayate. You are truly a scum.

    We're not responsible for the action of future us. Because future us is a different person no matter what you think.
    I'm not saying to leave her be, but ffs, please be considerate of your other relationships first.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:40 No.18933410
    That's because you see children as a chore. They as a duty. Something that honour demands to be done and makes you a good person.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:42 No.18933418
    And that's where you are wrong. This dimension has a different mode of time travel. That child is ours. We just haven't done it yet, but we will have to in the past.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:42 No.18933419
    In my mind, we aren't promising to marry her, just help raise the kid. Honour demands no less.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:43 No.18933424
    If Erica decides to go all 'me or the tadpole', take a guess as to which direction we'll go.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:44 No.18933432
    We're promising that she won't have to raise the kid alone. That's all. It's not like we're offering to suddenly devote our entire existence to her alone.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:44 No.18933433
    Guys, we can't promise this without getting the girl's okay first. Even if wer know it's the right thing to do, we shoudn't be prepared to just break our promises to or girls this quickly. Let's not promise things until we've got this sorted out, okay?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:44 No.18933436
    That's not going to happen.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:44 No.18933439
    You are terrible
    Stop it
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:44 No.18933442
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    but we can use this future hayate. we can just come back from the future and take care of the baby or wot?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:45 No.18933446
    Taking responsibility for a kid isn't the same as adding another girl without permission. It's our biological son, I'd think we'd prefer to have some say in raising it even if we hated Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:45 No.18933454
    Yeah, because this is not a setting with many alternate dimensions, right?
    He could be from other reality for all we know.
    And I mean, future us, is not the present us. Even if genetically we're the same person, mentally and by experience we're not.

    >take a guess as to which direction we'll go.
    Gargantuan shitstorm, the kind of mankind has never seen before, and never will again.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:46 No.18933457
    I don't see our PTSD-ridden effectively-parentless selves abandoning our kid. Not gonna happen
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:46 No.18933459
    Only Erica will actually object. Ursula might complain a little, but everyone else will be all 'SQUEEEEE BABBY IS FORMED!'
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:46 No.18933460
    >Guys, we can't promise this without getting the girl's okay first.

    I don't think that promising to be involved in raising our own child is something we need to consult with anyone on.

    Also there's pretty much no way Hayate would let her raise the tadpole alone.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:46 No.18933463
    At what point did we promise to never take any babies into the house?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:46 No.18933466
    We can and will promise to look after her

    The girls just need to ok her being a girlfriend but none of them will stop us from being a good father

    We caused this in some way in the future and we are not going to be anything like our father
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:47 No.18933468
    >We are dealing with future pluperfect
    The tense which simultaneously makes time travel awesome and terrible!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:48 No.18933475
    More like one guy trying to troll.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:48 No.18933477
    And what about our promises? If we skip the fuck out on this, or even just make it conditional, what kind of message does that send? That taking care of our family, our OWN BLOOD is contingent on a group vote? That when it comes right down to it, taking care of our children and their mothers is open to negotiation?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:48 No.18933478

    Thank you, saner minds.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:51 No.18933494
    Are you trying to say that we take baby in the house but not Perrinne? Because they both come in package and having perrine move in is adding another girl to the harem WITHOUT asking others first.

    Likely. But stop presuming. Ask the girls first.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:52 No.18933501
    Even if we don't welcome Perrine into the household, and I'm sure we will, many a child has been raised fine by parents who aren't romantically attached to each other.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:53 No.18933508
    >having perrine move in is adding another girl to the harem WITHOUT asking others first.

    no it is not
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:53 No.18933510
    No. Piss off.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:53 No.18933512
    >Are you trying to say that we take baby in the house but not Perrinne?

    I imagine you've never heard of dual custody? If Perrine can join, then it's for the better, but no, we don't have to bring her into the house to be a good father to the kid.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:54 No.18933513
    It's possible to live in the same house as someone else without intercourse, you know.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:54 No.18933518
    Living in our gigantic beach resort ≠ in the family.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:55 No.18933523
    We have a huge villa with (5?) bedrooms. Us+harem uses one. We gots space. Only Erica seems to really hate Perrine, so I don't think anyone else would like us running out Perrine. we aren't adopting her. not yet, anyway.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:55 No.18933529
    Even past that, we don't need to live in the same house as the baby.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:56 No.18933533
    >parents who aren't romantically attached to each other.
    But Hayate and Perrinne are. What are you talking about?

    >Even if we don't welcome Perrine into the household, and I'm sure we will
    Even if that means all other girls will break off the relationship? I don't believe it will happen, but AGAIN, WORK IT OUT TOGETHER. BECAUSE, get this, THIS IS AN IMPORTANT DECISION. More important than buying a house.

    but it's not about having sex
    You realize that in other girls minds Perrinne will immediately become most important girl just because she has a child with us, even though she was the last to join? Women's jealousy. It's an awful thing.
    They might feel cheated.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:57 No.18933534
    >ITT: one guy doesn't understand what a "harem" is
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:57 No.18933540
    Bro do you even women?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:57 No.18933541
    To clarify, if we can't resolve things with the girls, Perrine can continue living in the Bureau and we can visit, help with bills, take a part in raising him, etc.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:57 No.18933546
    >Hayate and Perrinne are
    Only if the girls approve of it. And they will. Which is what I was saying.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)09:59 No.18933557
    The thing we want to make clear to Perrine right now is that she won't have to raise the child alone, she won't have to face this burden alone.
    There's really no other option available to us that we can live with, in that regard.
    How we work out the arrangements of that situation can be figured out later, and yes, it should be considered by the whole family so that we can find a solution that everyone finds acceptable,
    but for the moment, what matters is telling Perrine that we aren't going to let her do this alone.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:00 No.18933562
    This. Exactly this.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:01 No.18933567
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    rolled 76 = 76


    this nigga knows.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:01 No.18933570
    Have either of you grown up with a father that wasn't in the home? Military family or similar? That shit's hard, even if the father does care. I don't think we should already be discussing ways to live apart from the kid. There's no good reason for it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/01/12(Tue)10:02 No.18933575
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    "No. Don't even think that. A child is one of the most wonderful things that can happen to anyone, and I want to be a part of it's life. I want to be there for you and the child. I would never even consider telling you to do this on your own, Perrine."
    "Thank you..." she could only say in return.

    Far above the beach, he catches up to Erica.
    "Erica wait, let ME explain this." he tells her.
    She stops in mid-air, the familiar yet different voice confusing her.
    She sees him floating there in silver strikers.
    He's older, about in his thirties, and there's no denying from where he came from.
    "Can you really explain? Can you tell me jsut what the fuck is going on?" tears begin to fall down her face.

    You place an arm around Perrinne and she leans into your hug.
    On the seat across from you, Mio observes everything.
    "Hayate... Now that we are on the subject of children..." The major begins.

    [ ]yes Major?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:02 No.18933577
    I'm still strongly against having Perrine live anywhere but the house, but I'll go with this.

    For now.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:03 No.18933579
    Lookout may roll poorly, but he speaks wisely
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:03 No.18933580
    It's hard, yes. It's also better than straight out abandonment, which is something we'd never do.

    Also, yes, my parents divorced fairly early.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:03 No.18933582
    >[x]yes Major?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:03 No.18933583
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:03 No.18933584
    "please be gentle"
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:04 No.18933585
    [x] Yes Major?
    Merely so we can continue hilarious rape shenanigans.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:04 No.18933587
    "... get it off your chest. It seems to be a good day for that."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:04 No.18933588
    >He's older, about in his thirties, and there's no denying from where he came from.
    Now if I remember correctly, doesn't this mean he's actually like 117.

    Yes Major?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:04 No.18933590
    rolled 39 = 39

    >[x]yes Major?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:04 No.18933591
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:05 No.18933594
    [x] Yes, Major?

    Because seriously, even Mio wouldn't break the mood with rape right now.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:05 No.18933597
    You have got to be kidding me. Now is not the time, Major Sakamoto, and I think we need to set up some boundaries.

    1. No sex until the rest of the girls approve your entry into our family.

    That's really the only one I can think of, actually.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)10:05 No.18933598
    [x]Yes Major?

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:06 No.18933599
    >comparing military dad to living practically next door
    Uh. Okay.
    [x] Yes, major?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:06 No.18933601
    yes major?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:06 No.18933605
    [x]yes Major?
    "Seems that today's the day to get everything out in the open. Some times, I wish I will never fix my watch."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:06 No.18933606

    If she does I'm about ready to blow my stack at her tactlessness.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:07 No.18933607
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:08 No.18933613

    >[X] yes major?

    it would be unsightly if she were to try anything now.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:09 No.18933617
    rolled 84 = 84

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:09 No.18933618
    Who says she is instantly the most important?
    She is important because she has our child, no more or less than any girl currently in the family
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)10:10 No.18933623
    And I agree with you, and I think that as a whole the family will be amenable to her staying in the house, but I do think that's a decision the whole family has to agree to.

    And please guys, let's not take the discussion of broken homes too far into personal experience. I think we can wisely cross that bridge when we get to it without bringing up everyone's absent/divorced/separated/deceased fathers.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:11 No.18933627

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:11 No.18933629
    I'm not saying she is the most important. 'm saying the other girls might think she'll become.
    Because like it or not, having a child binds them two closer than any other girls.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:12 No.18933634
    Yes major?

    Anywhere from mid thirties to 117 we don't know exactly when he is from just that he halted the aging around 35

    Also I like the confirmation we do grow the plant, might have to ask futuyate for some tips
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:13 No.18933639

    Either way, there is an easy solution, if you know what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:13 No.18933640
    Might not be the plant. could be the Juice.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:14 No.18933641
    Then we make sure they know she isn't

    We have done harder things so far than reassuring them they are all as important to us as the others and these are not psychotic American women but psychotic anime girls
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:14 No.18933644
    You mean knocking them all up, if you know what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:14 No.18933645
    Impregnate others? :D
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:15 No.18933649
    Yeah bu it was mentioned it was snowberry juice instead of SUE juice somewhere

    I thought SUE juice to start with
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:15 No.18933650
    >these are not psychotic American women but psychotic anime girls

    ..... you have a point.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:15 No.18933651
    >psychotic anime girls.
    you know what. I thought we'd be fine before, butwe're screwed, aren't we?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:16 No.18933653
    We already know that the Mandragora planted next to it should help or ruin things. We should get on that, I suppose.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:16 No.18933655
    It was *Speculated* that it was snowberry-based. It hasn't been confirmed either way beyond "Juice".
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:17 No.18933659
    Babbies 4 all!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:17 No.18933661

    >Problem: Pregnancy causing relationship issues

    >/tg/ Solution: MORE PREGNANCY!
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)10:18 No.18933663
    personally, I'd like to think that Hayate would prefer to sustain his agelessness off a magic plant rather than the distilled blood of SUEs.
    vice-versa for negayate.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:19 No.18933671
    As Kony once said:

    There is no problem that cannot be solved by throwing more kids at it.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:20 No.18933672
    He's primary task as an agent will be to hunt down SUEs and liquidate them.
    Might just as well make use of their blood.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:20 No.18933673
    It doesn't matter. In much the same way that we can't go back and change Perrine getting pregnant, we can't put ourselves in a situation where futureyate doesn't basically gain juice-fueled immortality.

    What will happen will happen.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 05/01/12(Tue)10:21 No.18933681
    Goddamnit people. Do you have any idea how fucking hard it is for a family to raise a child at that young of an age?

    Its not about the supportive wealth, its the emotional baggage and the care to all of them. I've seen families tear each other apart beacause of this shit

    fuck, that is my family
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:21 No.18933682
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    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:21 No.18933684
    Well, we are in a position to breed ourselves a small army...
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:22 No.18933694
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:23 No.18933700
    I'm sorry bro, but we're being nonserious at the moment.

    Sorry to hear about your stuff.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:24 No.18933706
    We are sort of taking the piss, here.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/01/12(Tue)10:25 No.18933710
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    "Yes Mio?" you ask the cyclopean samurai.
    "Well, judging from your responses last night, and from what I see in you, I'm sure you would make a great father to this child..." she tells you.
    "Thank yo-"
    "And all the others that will follow." she quickly adds with a leer.
    "Yes... Quite. Thank you Mio." you were finally able to say.

    You turn back to Perrinne.
    "So what do you want to do now?"
    "I... I need to talk to the others... I want to be with you." she tells you.
    "I'll get the girls together then." you tell her with a reassuring smile.

    Minutes pass in silence, not another word said between you three.
    You hear the sound of Erica's souped-up strikers and she lands on the beach.
    Wordlessly she walks up to you.
    You can see that she has been crying.

    >> Amateur Drawfag 05/01/12(Tue)10:25 No.18933717
    youre all starting to sound like negayate

    Fuck sorry, its just a sensitive topic for me. Massive amounts of emotional shit flinging happened back then. Shit I dont like to remember
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:26 No.18933723
    rolled 74 = 74

    And then futuyate failed.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:26 No.18933724
    rolled 83 = 83

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:26 No.18933725
    rolled 62 = 62

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:26 No.18933726
    rolled 9 = 9


    thats not good...
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:26 No.18933729
    rolled 66 = 66

    Say nothing. Words aren't needed. Just hug her, trying to express how much we need her forgiveness through that action.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:27 No.18933735
    rolled 48 = 48

    Okay, if this is a 1, all is lost.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:27 No.18933736
    rolled 47 = 47

    Here's to hoping that Futuyate got this problem that we will create sorted out.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:27 No.18933737
    rolled 42 = 42

    If you can't tell that we are not serious, you should go die in a fire.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:27 No.18933739
    ... That's fucking gold.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)10:27 No.18933741
    rolled 26 = 26

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:27 No.18933744
    rolled 26 = 26

    Forgot to add a roll.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:28 No.18933748
    rolled 56 = 56

    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)10:28 No.18933752
    rolled 96 = 96

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:28 No.18933754
    Dice gods, you want this as much as we do.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:28 No.18933755
    Both of you shouldn't have rolled.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)10:29 No.18933757
    rolled 27 = 27

    To hell with goofy utterances. This is serious time.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:29 No.18933760
    Solid rolls, guys
    Except for you, pick up your game.
    And you. Come on, man.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:29 No.18933762
    rolled 22 = 22

    Lookout, my man!
    Luck of the Irish.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:29 No.18933764
    We're good. Stop rolling.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:29 No.18933771
    rolled 100 = 100

    "... I'm sorry to have upset you."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:29 No.18933772
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:29 No.18933774
    Everyone stop rolling now. Lookout got a good one for once.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 05/01/12(Tue)10:30 No.18933775
    rolled 36 = 36

    Sorry mate, its like fucking ptsd trigger.
    I go full on rage retard when something makes me remeber it.

    Fuck it last roll. That made me remember horrible shit I seriously dont want right now.
    Im out. Sorry for my rant guys.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:30 No.18933781
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:30 No.18933782
    By the Gods!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:30 No.18933783
    rolled 42 = 42

    Please tell me you've seen a shrink about it.
    DICE. Please be gentle~
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:30 No.18933784
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    Everything is fine.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:30 No.18933785

    Good job.

    Pls stop rolling guys.

    >Guys use 4chanX extension. You can click Update now button at the bottom before posting to check the current rolls

    Good jerb
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:31 No.18933786
    >nat 100 immediately after
    Shows what you know.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:31 No.18933787
    Natural 100, everyone stop now.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:31 No.18933788
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    rolled 24 = 24

    I'll never stop rolling
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:31 No.18933789
    rolled 68 = 68

    swag, don't fail us now
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)10:31 No.18933791
    Man, I wasn't even here, and I'm sorry about it.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:31 No.18933793
    Dunno about you, but I was completely serious.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:31 No.18933796

    hooray we might not die!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:31 No.18933798
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    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:31 No.18933800
    rolled 93 = 93

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:32 No.18933803
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:32 No.18933806
    LG: *slowclap*
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)10:32 No.18933808
    If you're that serious about not being serious... Fuckin' relax, mate.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:32 No.18933809
    Then you need to roll into a ditch.
    Hello, Negayate.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:32 No.18933810
    newfag here. I have no idea what that is.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:33 No.18933811
    *ignore anything >30*
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)10:34 No.18933814
    I feel ya man. That kinda shit's not easy for anybody.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:34 No.18933816
    I could link you, but I have it installed and it isn't working for me, so...
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:34 No.18933817
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    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:34 No.18933820
    Did you update it?

    It works fine for me.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:35 No.18933822
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:35 No.18933825
    Works fine here.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:36 No.18933830
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    Exactly what we needed.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:36 No.18933832
    cake and candy for everyone!

    good job guys we might actually survive the night!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:37 No.18933841
    Why use that when you can use >>18933822
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:37 No.18933843
    >but then they would have fun
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:37 No.18933845
    I see. thanks mate.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)10:37 No.18933847
    That's not 4chanX. That's the 4chan extension.
    is 4chanX
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:38 No.18933851
    Yeah. It's updated. If it matters, it's Scriptish, not Greasemonkey.

    I see the 4chan X menu bar and the like, but no amount of jiggering has gotten it working.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:38 No.18933854
    The top gun anthem is now blaring on my computer at 7:30 AM.

    Fuck yeah.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:39 No.18933866
    Dude, you need Greasemonkey.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:41 No.18933878
    Oh wait Scriptish IS Greasemonkey. Nevermind lol.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)10:41 No.18933879
    whatevs. real balla gangters use 4chan Plus.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)10:41 No.18933881
    No, you don't. Greasemonkey is, if you'll forgive the reference, old and busted, while Scriptish is the new hotness.

    Also, it states, on the page, to use Scriptish, not Greasemonkey
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:41 No.18933884
    Yeah, the 4chan X site said that I should use Scriptish instead. I don't remember it working any better when I had the Scriptish version and Greasemonkey version installed.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:41 No.18933886
    >check catalog
    >MSQ, I thought it wasn't till tonight!
    >oh holy shit Erica is running this is bad
    >dem rolls
    >phew, maybe this'll work out
    >DAT 100

    And now I'm caught up. Good job, guys.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/01/12(Tue)10:42 No.18933894
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    Saying nothing, she sits down besides you and gives you a hug. One which you return warmly.
    "I'm still not giving you to her." she mutters into your shoulder.
    "You don't have to. I only ask you to share." you tell her.
    "...okay." she says softly as she buries her face into your shirt.
    "If you do anything to hurt him," she says loud enough for all to hear, "I will end you."
    To this, Perrinne responds, "I won't, I promise."
    She also hugs you.

    Mio watches this scene unfold...
    She gets an idea.
    "HUGS FOR ALL!" She says as she leaps out of her seat.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:43 No.18933906
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:43 No.18933908
    Oh Mio. Shine on, you crazy diamond!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:44 No.18933912

    way to ruin a tender moment MAJOR.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:44 No.18933914
    "Dammit Mio can't you read social cues!?"

    FUCKING FINALLY. The Perrine drama arc is finished, and we can have a few fun times with froggy before the next big thing hits.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:45 No.18933922
    YES. Erica has agreed.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:45 No.18933924
    She's making it BETTER
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:45 No.18933925
    Yes! Hugs for all! Time to be happy again!
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)10:45 No.18933926
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    On that happy feel, I'm out gents, see y'all tonight.
    Don't forget: Trude owes us the rest of a beating.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:45 No.18933930
    >inb4 Ursula refuses to accept Perrine
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:45 No.18933934
    "Read the moment, Mio?"
    That said, hug the shit out of the these witches
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:45 No.18933935
    The next big thing that would also take 100 threads to resolve.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:45 No.18933936
    "... So, can you tell me what I told you back there?"
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:46 No.18933939
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:47 No.18933948
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:48 No.18933954
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    Witches: no sense of social inhibition.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)10:48 No.18933967
    >that face
    >too right
    Take care, man.

    Don't be silly.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:49 No.18933974
    >Don't forget: Trude owes us the rest of a beating.
    Yeah, she does.
    Just because we have to do it in order to maintain the integrity of the timeline, doesn't mean that we won't deserve it.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:49 No.18933977
    That is, arguably, why we go to sleep in a massive girl pile every night, but yeah.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:50 No.18933985
    >The next big thing that would also take 100 threads to resolve.
    Keima time then?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:50 No.18933986
    The power of crits

    The rest should be easier to convince given Erica is on our side

    Drunken pirate witch is best witch
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:50 No.18933988
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:51 No.18933997
    Not that anyone cares, but it turns out the 4chan Extension is just incompatible with 4chan x.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:52 No.18934000
    Just remember: Once Mio gets pregnant, she's going to have to stop drinking for a good nine months.

    I would love to see the look on her face when she realises that.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)10:52 No.18934008
    Sounds like a plan.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:53 No.18934010
    >implying Nanoha won't be all WHY CAN'T YOU GET ME PREGNANT TOO
    10 minutes later
    >oh hi
    >told you i didn't need you
    >say hi, vivio
    >down feito, i get first strike, remember
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)10:53 No.18934014
    I'm actually not too surprised, since they do very similar things.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:53 No.18934016
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    >by the end of week 4
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:55 No.18934032
    Oh God, this.

    Tell her this. She'll start singing a different tune REAL quick.

    Also: If knowing what future us does causes paradox, then how can future us make physical contact with us?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:56 No.18934036
    >implying week 4, not day 4
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:56 No.18934043
    Very carefully.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:57 No.18934052
    I miss Yandere Nahona. She was cute.

    But having a yandere girlfriend who can blow up planets is probably not safe.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:57 No.18934057

    You're underestimating her, guys. Mio isnt the Hero of Japan for nothing.
    Given enough reason and will, she'll burn the worlds supply of alcohol.
    >That reason would be really fucking important for her to do that though
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:59 No.18934063


    oh god i can't breath

    Mio: "guess what, i got a baby inside!"
    Hayate: "thats wonderfull to hear, we'll take good care of the both of you"
    Mio: "time for a celebration!"
    Hayate: "wait stop, no alcohol, its bad for the baby!"
    Mio: "what?"
    Yoshika: "yes, alcohol is strictly forbidden during your pregnancy"
    Mio: "dear wife..."
    Hayate: "y-yes?"

    >9b himplow

    no captcha room 9b faces away from the sunset, we'll plow them in the room across the hall.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:59 No.18934065
    Take it from the guy who's drinking Remy Martin in his OJ at 8am: it takes a little longer than 4 days.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:00 No.18934069
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    Baby seems like an important reason.

    Unless you want the baby to look like this.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:00 No.18934072
    Nah, Hayate has mentioned how good her hugs are and
    Perrine will be the meat in a Mioyate sandwich

    Or raping, we can't be sure yet. I always thought she was a bit too formal like she was constantly suppressing the natural female reaction to Swagzilla
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/01/12(Tue)11:01 No.18934078
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    You, the girls, Mio and Perrinne sit around a table you manifested on the beach.
    Torches supplied by Kraus illuminate the scene as you begin to dish out dessert.
    The whole meal was spent mostly in silence, the girls probably knowing what would be coming next.

    Erica breaks the ice.
    "Isnt there something you wanted to say?" she asks Perrinne.
    "Yes. yes there is." she answers the German girl as she looks around the table into the faces of all present.
    "I love him. I want to be with him. Please let me be with him. Please allow me into your family." she tells the girls.
    "What about the other thing?" Erica asks.
    "What other thing?" Ursula says.
    Hina and Nanoha observe silently.
    "I'm pregnant. With his child...."
    Nanoha tilts her head, Hina's eyebrow goes up, Ursula looks to her sister.
    "Time travel bullshit. I'll explain it to you all later." Erica tells them.
    "We must discuss this amongst ourselves for now." Ursula says as she puts her fork down,
    "Hayate, please keep the Major and Perrinne company as we do so."
    "Of course." You answer them as you lead the other two towards the house.

    You stand on one of the numerous landings built into the long winding staircase.
    Below you, the sea softly laps at the base of the gleaming white tower that the house is built on.
    Perrine is standing besides you, Mio leaning against the curved wall.
    "Hayate. Thank you for everything." Perrine tells you softly as her hand reaches for yours.
    You say nothing and just hold her hand.

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:01 No.18934085
    's all jokes, folks. is waitin for LG now.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:02 No.18934095
    rolled 3 = 3

    Girls come back, want giant sex party?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:03 No.18934097
    rolled 18 = 18

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:03 No.18934098
    rolled 10 = 10

    Rollin 'em
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:03 No.18934099
    rolled 13 = 13

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:03 No.18934100
    rolled 83 = 83

    oh god please be a good roll
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:03 No.18934101
    rolled 94 = 94

    And then Tadpole and Frog were exiled.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:03 No.18934102
    rolled 53 = 53

    ... I'll get the whiskey.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:03 No.18934105
    rolled 22 = 22

    Oh boy
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:03 No.18934106
    I say as he posts
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)11:03 No.18934107
    rolled 57 = 57

    Damnit, Lookout and Fritz aren't here, guess it's up to me to fuck this up.

    I really wish it wasn't. I don't wanna fuck this up.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:03 No.18934108

    i can see this ending badly.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:03 No.18934110
    rolled 70 = 70

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:03 No.18934111
    rolled 6 = 6

    harem additions are go!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:04 No.18934113
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    rolled 56 = 56

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:04 No.18934114
    rolled 90 = 90

    What am I even rolling for here?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:04 No.18934117
    rolled 21 = 21

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:04 No.18934118
    Please stop everyone.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)11:04 No.18934119
    Those seem decent enough. Let's stop now.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:04 No.18934120
    rolled 4 = 4

    >dem rolls
    oh god what the fuck
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:04 No.18934122
    rolled 74 = 74

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:04 No.18934123
    So glad I refreshed before rolling

    I dub thee, apprentice lookout and warn you against touching the dice
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:04 No.18934124
    rolled 2 = 2

    I hope LG's taking highest roll not average
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)11:05 No.18934127
    Girls talkan, girls decidan.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:05 No.18934131
    I really, really hope that LG refreshes and we get to use this.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:05 No.18934133
    rolled 69 = 69

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:05 No.18934134
    rolled 21 = 21

    Shit I should stop rolling

    HUEHUEHUE time?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:05 No.18934135

    We done good. pls stop rolling
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:06 No.18934138
    rolled 77 = 77

    In other news, we're going to need a bigger bed. Like, a massive round mattress. With personal blankets, probably, because stringing everyone out in a line is going to get awkward real fast.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:06 No.18934140
    >first four rolls are shit
    >5th is high

    thank God.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:06 No.18934142
    He takes highest unless otherwise noted.

    Or a 1 is rolled.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:06 No.18934147
    You have no idea how to stop rolling and not fuck up, do you?
    Critical fails always count!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:06 No.18934148
    rolled 35 = 35

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:06 No.18934150
    rolled 18 = 18

    Well we are sort of boned then aren't we?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)11:06 No.18934151
    Even if he just waits 5 minutes, which is a time he's stated before, it's within the 5. If he just uses the best of the first 5, 83 isn't bad.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:06 No.18934152
    I just wish others would follow your example.

    I really have to sigh at our collective IQ sometimes.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)11:07 No.18934156
    Please spell the whole word out. Please?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:07 No.18934159
    rolled 18 = 18

    Crit fail you say?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:08 No.18934170
    rolled 67 = 67

    Do they really?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)11:09 No.18934177
    If he's asked for a roll, generally, yeah.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:09 No.18934179
    either we just got incredibly lucky or we're fucked beyond salvation,
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:10 No.18934187
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    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:11 No.18934194
    Global Rule #3: No flaming or trolling outside of /b/.

    Normally I don't care, but I've had enough of people deliberately trying to fuck up rolls in these threads.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)11:11 No.18934200
    And we're not on second life, are we?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:12 No.18934206
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:13 No.18934214
    I have always wondered; is there a version of that image without the censoring?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:14 No.18934222
    google is your friend
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:14 No.18934223
    Can't post that on a Christian imageboard
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:14 No.18934226
    When a roll has been called for, yes. Nat1's always count.
    And we don't get reload's as often anymore; more often then not we have to deal with our failures rather than simply reloading.
    And the reloads themselves are limited.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:15 No.18934227
    Actually, I put the censor myself after finding it on google by typing "ralph pls go"
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:18 No.18934257
    I don't think we have to worry about this, LG is waifufagging Perrine pretty hard.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:19 No.18934267
    rolled 67 = 67

    It wouldn't be possible to deliberately fuck up rolls if these threads had a rolling system worth shit. Also,
    >Implying there's any chance of LG's waifu being rejected anyway
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:19 No.18934268
    I don't suppose Erica could clue us in on anything Futureyate told her?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:19 No.18934270
    At this point, so am I.

    Our rolls in regards to her have been pretty incredible.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:19 No.18934273
    He'd still go with the dicegods direction. He did with Ted.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:20 No.18934285
    He's gone with the results of the dice rolls before, even if it mean massive derailment of his plans.
    This is not a chance I wish to take.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)11:20 No.18934286
    Of course not. Spoilers. And we understand that.

    We may not always LIKE it, but we understand it.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:21 No.18934290
    LG has said before that he only counts 1s as critical for humor purposes, or when he feels they would serve the story well. If someone was obviously rolling to screw things up, he'd probably ignore it.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:22 No.18934295
    Intentionally rolling long after a good roll was made is either trying to mess with people at best, or an attempt at sabotage at worst.

    And it happens every thread. It needs to stop.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:22 No.18934297
    rolled 84 = 84

    Exactly, so what's the problem?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:23 No.18934309
    That he might still choose to go with the nat 1.

    And besides, if we tempt fate for hundreds, we gonna get trolled.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:25 No.18934322
    Two very prominent examples
    Ted and Hina's date

    The rolls on both of them fucked his plans up good
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)11:27 No.18934334
    The Ted Flowchart he posted was glorious.

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:27 No.18934339
    Actually he counts crit 1's whenever they are rolled when he has called

    He will use them for humor, drama or because he thinks fucking us over would amuse him

    At the moment a 1 would suit his purposes perfectly for fucking with us and extending the Perrine shit
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:28 No.18934346
    I still have that saved somewhere

    I wanted to frame it along with *SNAP*
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:28 No.18934347
    >>Implying there's any chance of LG's waifu being rejected anyway

    Implying he does not hurt his waifu because he loves her.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:29 No.18934354
    Or setting up the next thing. Like one of the girls getting upset with us reeling them in and leaving. Hina becoming more and more sarcastic, anyone?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:30 No.18934359
    Imagine the butthurt if we rolled 1s, and Perrine left us and went home and shacked up with a ground-crewman who repaired landing gear.

    Wouldn't that be something?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:30 No.18934361
    You people and your being negative. This is a happy moment. Be happy.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:31 No.18934372
    We already ran into and got beat up by LG's self insert in Infinicon
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:31 No.18934373
    Degrees of success. Even if LG duct taped froggy to the swagmobile, a crit fail could have been a problem later on.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:31 No.18934374
    Such hurt there indeed would be to my butt.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)11:31 No.18934378
    She's just relaxing with the situation, and being less focused on being "proper."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:35 No.18934406
    Nah, she's getting used to the situation.

    She was always quiet and wrapped up in her little cocoon. Now she's out, and she's got a bit of snark.

    That's fine.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:37 No.18934421
    And his orkified self at the gubbinz shop
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:37 No.18934422
    rolled 30 = 30

    >Actually he counts crit 1's whenever they are rolled when he has called
    Say that to all the ignored crits we've had. He counted every single one in the beginning but not any more. He's not even going to refresh this late anyway, he's probably written most of the post already.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/01/12(Tue)11:37 No.18934423
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    About after 30 more minutes of comfortable silence and Hina walks up the stairs to fetch you.

    You head back down to the beach, the girls are standing there, waiting for you.
    "We've come to a decision." Ursula speaks for all of them. "We will welcome you and your child to our family."
    Nanoha and hina hug you and Perrinne.
    The twins following closely.
    "See? I told you it would all be alright." you hear Hina tell the french girl.
    "Thanks." she answers.
    "Do you have a name for the baby yet?" Nanoha asks her.
    "I feel like it's going to be a boy. And I'm naming him Rafale." she answers.
    "Soooo.... HUG TIME?!" Mio again jumps to join the pile.

    After Perrinne's formal induction into the family, Mio wanted to be given a tour of the house.
    You of course oblige her.
    As you did so, Perrinne asks for a moment to speak with the twins in private.

    "Damn this is a really really nice place." The hero of Japan comments as you show her the library.
    "I'm glad that you like it Mio." you tell her.
    "And you tell me that most of the bedrooms are empty?"
    "Weeeell... We mostly sleep with Hayate in his room, so yeah." Nanoha answers her.
    "Interesting..." Mio strokes her chin.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:38 No.18934436
    Mio is going to move in here whenever we like it or not
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:39 No.18934442
    >Mio asks about renting a room
    >sure why not because we're dumb like that
    >she sneaks into our room at night

    Is it just me or are we swagging every witch that gets to the Bureau? Besides Lucchini, Fuji and Trude, we got them all.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:40 No.18934447
    >whenever we like it or not
    Quick, be completely indifferent about it!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:40 No.18934449
    "That'll cost you, Major."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:41 No.18934453

    >she movin in bro

    maybe we should make more keys... 25 or so should be good untill the next wave of trainees arrive.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:41 No.18934456
    Fuji and Lucchi are just too young. You bet your ass if they were around 15-16y old, they'd be swagged into our pile ages ago.

    And Trude's gonna Trude
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:41 No.18934457
    >Mio wants to move in
    Well, I can't really blame her.
    When given the choice between a small apartment provided by the Bureau and eating in the cafeteria, to being able to live in a room in a beach resort with homecooked meals, I'd want the beach resort too.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:41 No.18934458
    >Perrinne asks for a moment to speak with the twins in private
    ... okay, then?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:41 No.18934462
    A get a seriously heavy duty lock and some magical barriers for our bedroom.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:42 No.18934463
    Should we have the girls discuss you joining the family as well? while they're all gathered together anyway.

    We really need to get on with that.
    Lucchini can join the junior harem until she fills out, others can join right in
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:42 No.18934467
    Yup. We'll get that I-beam to the face.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:42 No.18934470
    >Fuji and Lucchi are just too young
    Say that to Nanoha.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:42 No.18934473

    what if we hide our junk in a pocket dimension?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:42 No.18934476
    >"I feel like it's going to be a boy. And I'm naming him Rafale." she answers.

    Now is the time for Hayate to remember what happened when we bumped into her after taking that age pill.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:43 No.18934488
    Remember the absolute shitstorm of that time?
    I doubt LG wants to repeat that. TWICE.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:44 No.18934494
    >Is it just me or are we swagging every witch that gets to the Bureau?
    As we said in the previous thread, it may get to a point where Witch Command will only allow married Witches to come to the Bureau to stop from losing them to us.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:44 No.18934503
    She was hiding the fact that she was pregnant with Hayate's baby.

    I'd say things even out.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:44 No.18934505
    Well, that hardly matters now, but I guess it would be worth a question or two.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:45 No.18934515
    As if that would help.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:46 No.18934518
    We should see if Perrine wants us to have the Familiars move her stuff here. She's living with us now, so she'll have no use for the dorm room.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:46 No.18934523
    Trude is probably using massive mental fortitude to avoid raping us Iike the little boy we are

    Miyafuji is probably pretty strictly lesbian for Lynette still

    Luchinni we are waiting for and she doesn't seem to be interested in much beyond sugar and napping
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:46 No.18934525
    If LG doesn't want shitstorms, then why does he start them?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:47 No.18934531
    rolled 51 = 51


    you know Hayate wouldn't go for married women.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:47 No.18934532
    Because some shitstorms are worth it.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:48 No.18934535
    Or contract us as a recruiting model

    "join the bureau today and you toohave a good chance of sleeping with this man!"

    Or if our kids are majaikal monsters like us and the witches then using us to produce more witches for them
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)11:48 No.18934537
    Nanoha's different, goddamnit.

    The situations may well be similar, but not they're still not the same.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:48 No.18934540
    Same kind of shitstorms get rather stale, don't they?
    Besides, going for lolis is rather iffy subject and I would understand not wanting to touch it again.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:49 No.18934542
    That was deliberately kicked up by people trolling both sides as well
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:49 No.18934545
    Hayate didn't go for most of his harem, they came to him.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:50 No.18934554

    Still it's as easy as saying NO.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:51 No.18934558
    I'm just saying, Nanoha will eventually be a planet cracker. There are far worse things than being in a relationship with a magical doomsday weapon.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:51 No.18934560
    It isn't as big a deal when the MC is only 16 and one of the girls is like 14-15

    And we already seem to like the idea of adding Zuchinni when she is older given the reactions of the people in thread whenever a picture of grown up Luchinni is posted
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)11:51 No.18934562
    >saying no
    I don't follow what you're saying.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:52 No.18934566
    Not for Hayate. He's been too traumatized by his loveless, friendless childhood to let anyone who wants a relationship to go lonely.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/01/12(Tue)11:52 No.18934570
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    After the tour, Mio excuses herself for the evening and you have your familiars escort her back to her room in AdMin.

    As you take out Daniil and the others, she looks at the wolf.
    "Sup Mono-eye." He greets her
    "Hey there, patches." she smirks back.

    Perrinne and the twins meet up with you at the front door after Mio left.
    The three seem calm and collected after their little talk.
    "She's moving in." Erica tells you as she drags you inside to the master bedroom.
    Behind you you hear the girls murmuring.
    "...ears and tail"

    Erica throws open the large door and heaves you into the gigantic bed.
    You see Ursula reach for a familiar box in the closet.
    "Perrine, what do you think?" Hina asks her.
    "...swimsuit" the Trench one whispers.
    'It's gonna be a long night.' you think to yourself as Erica proceeds to strip you.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:52 No.18934571
    MC is 17, isn't he? Still, same difference.

    And Zucchini's going to be a crazy sexpot when she's older, if Other Italian chicks are any indication.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:53 No.18934577
    Except Hayate doesn't want to hurt anyone which lead to this whole situation

    I am pretty sure married women are either immune to the swag, off limits by hayate himself or plain not interested since they have a husband already

    Doesn't mean they wouldn't like him and join the girls in inflicting cross dressing on him
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:54 No.18934585

    dawww, they are getting along.

    take it like a man.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:54 No.18934587
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    The Girls better be dressing up too. Somethign like this, perhaps.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:54 No.18934588
    now that we seem to have successfully gotten supplies from the island of shitstorm, it seems like the HMS swagtanic seems ready to sail the ocean of bitches once again!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:54 No.18934589
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    Good things are worth waiting for.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:54 No.18934595
    Nope 16


    Knew that had to be coming with Froggy
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:55 No.18934600
    Oh god that pic

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:56 No.18934605

    I think we are just about fleet super carrier Swagtanic by now as well

    Or floating continent Swagtanic, far too many ships docked to be anything less
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:56 No.18934606
    Ahh, the girls are forcing us to crossdress for their own perverse amusement. Things are back to normal. Well, at least we get sex out of it.

    (Much later, Rafale is poking us hard on the head "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?!")

    Wonder if Perrine kept Mio's suit. She'd love to see us in it I'm sure.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:57 No.18934621
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:58 No.18934627
    Guessing this is end of thread.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:58 No.18934631
    That's what they just grabbed out isn't it?
    If not it will make an appearance soon enough
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/01/12(Tue)11:58 No.18934636
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    New thread at 2200 4chan time.
    >Dem lucky rolls.
    >goddamn carry over of the fucking 100th thread.

    >also, should I continue MadScientistQuest?
    >It was fun writing it.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:58 No.18934638
    No we wake up and there are one too many girls again or something
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:00 No.18934646
    Hey guys.

    I know we were saving it for her birthday, but I'm thinking we should give Erica the endless bag of sweets.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:00 No.18934649
    Mad Scientist Quest?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:00 No.18934651

    You should archive the previous thread too, I don't think you have
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:01 No.18934653
    >My Family

    That's either going to be happy, lovey and great, OR our biological parents are going to show up and be cunts about everything.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:02 No.18934660
    >(Much later, Rafale is poking us hard on the head "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?!")

    You are a terrible and wonderful person.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)12:03 No.18934669
    Wait, what?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:03 No.18934673
    Damn, The outfits are perfect, but the loli features are making me feel iffy about it.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:03 No.18934674

    Look here >>18932602
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:04 No.18934677

    details, i demand some right now!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:04 No.18934680

    Dude, we had an AI wife and a moon base and everything!

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:04 No.18934682
    >Wait, what?

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:05 No.18934691
    Yeah, shame on me for it, but I prefer them drawn a little bit more developed, too.

    Just be glad some artists do.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:06 No.18934693
    Yeah, I was pretty satisfied with that nat 100. That's going to go with me all day.

    As for Mad Scientist Quest? Meh. I didn't enjoy it particularly, but that might be in part due to the fact that I've heard/used the tsunde-ray joke since forever.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:06 No.18934694
    No wait for birthday
    She will castrate us for not handing it over sooner in either case but on her birthday it is the perfect gift

    It was cool, and I would like to see it spill over as a training sim or something, have a tsundere plague zone we need to clean up or something
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:07 No.18934711
    >Mad Scientist Quest
    >crazy guy with lots of girls keeping him company

    How would we tell the difference?

    But in all seriousness: Focus on this quest. I like it a lot more than I did Mad Scientist Quest. That one was fun, but this one just pulls you in more.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:08 No.18934717
    >the Trench one
    >MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Maginot Line
    It appears we're going to breach her.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:08 No.18934718
    They are the rare ones because both the girls are flat as a board in SW.

    The ones who aren't are ones I want around more because the shenanigans it lead to we're hilarious
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:08 No.18934719
    We still have fudgeyate.

    Is their birthday coming up soon?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:08 No.18934726
    I am now realizing that Negayatte is Hayatte in an alternate timeline where we rolled a lot poorer.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:09 No.18934735
    And made worse decisions
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:09 No.18934737
    Did we ever go costume shopping with the girls?

    I wanted to get the twins that succubus costume they tried on when they got us the maid outfit

    And quite a few other ideas got flung around too iirc
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:10 No.18934739
    rolled 32 = 32

    Actually, different drawfag.

    I too miss the MadScientist. He might swing around and do another one shot like THOU ART A VIKING
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:10 No.18934745
    >read archives
    >totally different quest than what I'm thinking

    And now I'm sad.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:10 No.18934749
    Yeah that's meant to be a joint present though I thought

    Or we could break it out for the house warming party and find out that it is the conduit for Susan to be pulled into our dimension
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:12 No.18934761
    And had either Gendo or Palpatine as a psychiatrist
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)12:12 No.18934765
    He's not talking about that Mad Scientist.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:14 No.18934779
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    rolled 35 = 35

    Dont worry. Although I guess that some of the pics from that quest can be used here as well.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:14 No.18934783
    Mental image
    >Erica and Ursula licking the Fudgeyate and nibbling at bits
    Massive diamond erection
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:16 No.18934803
    Damn. I.. I need to see what date it is.
    And for that I need to scour he archives.
    Halp please.
    How many days have passed since white day?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:17 No.18934808
    >New thread at 2200 4chan time.
    I hate how half the threads are at this time, that's 3 AM where I am.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:18 No.18934817
    >managed to get Erica
    >pissed her off with the Ursula tape, twins fail
    >angered Nahona, she runs away and holds a grudge
    >left Hina to defend herself, never really met her
    >Ikusa isn't there to defend him, Erica kidnapped by shady people and never seen again
    >same result with Naru
    >Idols' producer threatens him and makes him turn Miki away
    >Perrine lets the doctor pressure her into an abortion, Negayate can't accept it and pushes her away
    >can't afford the resort, stuck in shitty dorm
    >nobody to back him up in his home dimension so he didn't go to get the bike
    >no friends, no girls, no belongings

    Goddamn. Just... goddamn. And this could've been us.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:20 No.18934832
    >walk in on them
    >Erica's "performing" on a certain bit of fudgeyate
    >she sees us
    >she bites down hard

    And now I'm scared.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:22 No.18934859
    I think Fudgeyate is about as hard a stone by now

    Same as the fudge fort
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:22 No.18934867
    Actually, if we failed at the twins, I'm pretty sure we'd have met none of the other girls.
    No perrinne since we woundt go thier home dimension.
    No Hina meeting since we woudnt go back to ours.
    Possible Naru scenario, but we fail harder.

    possibly the idol's but we can't be too sure.
    Possibly Nanoha, but again we can't be too sure

    I'm betting Negayate came from one single large event.
    Possibly the death of one of our girls.
    And it all snowballed from there.
    [death of Perrine and child?]
    [death of one of the twins?]
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:23 No.18934874
    Which was so hard that it had to be mined out with a pickaxe by captain derp, commander of the short bus
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:23 No.18934881
    She bites down REALLY HARD
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:24 No.18934890
    No. Saber says it became even harder.
    It's impossible to eat nowadays.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:25 No.18934898
    We had met Nanoha but it is unsure of she would of been attracted to us if we didn't have the twins

    I actually believe Negayate had a good life until something tore it down on him and he did a face heel turn, deciding that to stop that happening again he would control everything and everyone he could

    Quite possibly Perrine losing the baby or maybe having her taken away
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:26 No.18934903
    So Fudgeyate has an even harder boner than we do. Fantastic.

    Maybe we can give it to Mio or something.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:26 No.18934910
    >No Hina meeting since we woudnt go back to ours.
    We went back to get the bike. We might still have done that. And we'd have met Hina when she joined the Bureau anyway.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:26 No.18934914
    Yeah I meant originally

    It makes me wonder if our folio keeps food fresh? Is it a tupperware rated bag of holding?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:28 No.18934923
    Probably wouldn't of taken the train and she wouldn't of been confused about us thanks to our probably not cross dressing
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:28 No.18934929
    Twitter-paranoia time

    >Sure, she says you're the daddy. And genetically you are. But can genetics be conclusive enough proof? #msq

    It's either Negayate's, like previous twitter's implied, or Futureyate's, which means ours. And if it's Negayate's we just kill the bastard and adopt because it's our blood anyways. Most likely Futureyate's considering he was able to calm Erica down.

    >The cat's dance has begun, the orgel's crank has been spun. And now you'll see, you'll dance for me. To this unending melody. #msq

    More of this cat's dance bullshit. Uncertain PLOT ahead.

    >"I feel Erica's killing intent... Someone's gonna die." Ursula thinks as she picks up the wrench she just dropped. #msq

    Resolved with Futureyate's discussion.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)12:31 No.18934946
    Nanoha was digging Hayate before Twins They Were. After the ball, where Nanoha admitted to liking us, is when Erica told us Ursula was interested. Effectively.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:35 No.18934991

    i think of Negayate more like a sadist with an actual harem, drawing in girl with promise of great pleasure. never making it a family but still binding them to him in some way or form, making them want him, need him, love him, and he too loves them for the satisfaction he gets from the acts they commit.
    no alteration in their behavior other than him dressing them up instead but still completely loyal to their 'master'.

    >to much?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:40 No.18935041
    What if Hayate and Negayate are fused together at the outcome of their inevitable showdown and become Futureyate?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:41 No.18935056

    what a twist!

    >im out, time to fine dine on random food.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:43 No.18935074
    Guys, we've got more important problems:
    It's now Friday morning, and we haven't made any of the reservations we said we needed to make.

    Denden's will likely want a reservation for a party of our size.
    And we still need a reservation for two at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
    Then there's the housewarming party invitations; we should give them out now, so that people can plan their one day off accordingly.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)12:45 No.18935082
    Nah, that's NegaFemyate. Negayate's mainly been fucked over too much and said, "Fuck this." to our morals.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)12:48 No.18935119
    Dende's is a costume shop, we shouldn't need a reservation for that. Wagneria, or wherever we go for dinner, however, we should make one for.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:49 No.18935121
    >He jumps back forwards in time. He's done here. All goes according to plan. Soon it will all fall into place. She will be then be his. #msq

    Ummm... WAS that Negayate that talked to Erica?

    I thought Dende's was a combination Costume Shop/Restaurant?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)12:53 No.18935169
    >combined costumery & restaurant
    Hell, maybe. I could be misremembering easily, since we still haven't actually been there.

    Also, could be Negayate, could just be Futuyate.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:53 No.18935172
    >He jumps back forwards in time. He's done here. All goes according to plan. Soon it will all fall into place. She will be then be his. #msq
    That is not an indication of good.
    Maybe that was Negayate, or Futuryate is playing several games at once.

    Either way, I don't like it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)13:00 No.18935248
    So, LG says as he recalls Dende's is a cosplay cafe, for costumes and drinks, but some one should check the archives.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)13:05 No.18935303
    Fuck. Guess it WAS negayate.

    So Perrine actually got porked by Negayate.

    He's still technically us. Not sure how I feel about Rafale.

    Oh God, that twitter post about Rafale's father making Perrine so sad her entire life. Rafale will hunt Negayate down and kill him, but she'll be haunted by the fact her entire life.

    Gonna have to be ultra-supportive when that comes out.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)13:06 No.18935319
    Exactly, Negafemyate is a winner, Negayate has been broken down after years of bullshit. We think.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)13:06 No.18935324
    Remember, not cannon til fired.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)13:08 No.18935345
    That, or he's an evil twin clone.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)13:10 No.18935369

    I'm trying to find if it was something we came up with or not.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)13:11 No.18935385
    So far EVERY twitter post has been fired. The ones that haven't are just extremely vague PLOT points.

    This latest twitter post implies that futureyate IS negayate. So maybe there isn't actually a futureyate at all, just negayate playing a part.

    In any case, we just got NTR'd by negayate. Now we have to NTR him back by doing Perrine all the time.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)13:12 No.18935400
    I think LG just added it after Piccolo's had been rolled in. The next we went to town after that.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)13:14 No.18935443
    "Maybe the next time" that should be
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)13:14 No.18935450
    Kraus the Badass Tea Set
    Un-named apron
    Steve the Polite but Passive Aggressive Coffee Machine?
    Lance the Evil Chef's Hat?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)13:15 No.18935456
    I think CATS DANCE is actually LG telling us that he's laughing all the way to the bank with our tears.
    Note really plot related, more like play related.

    Atleast that's how I read it.
    >first time those were posted, he then switched to full troll mode.
    >he did it again during Naru IIRC
    >he's doing it again sicne everything seems fine and dandy with Perrinne
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)13:15 No.18935471
    >In any case, we just got NTR'd by negayate
    Then we swag Erica back. There is no other recourse.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)13:22 No.18935558
    rolled 26 = 26

    Time for crash and burn?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)13:22 No.18935565

    I think Negayate is going after Perrine. All he did her was prevent Erica from leaving us, which ensures that we think he's us.

    >we think he's us

    Fucking time travel, man.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)13:25 No.18935602
    I was thinking we can go back and drop kick him from the sky every time he shows up.

    >"Now to seduce Perrine!"
    >Bam into a Castle wall.

    >""I'll take care of this."
    >Bam into the Resort's wall.

    >"ALL SYSTEMS POWER DOWN." Kraus and your butler uniform dematerialize and you now hold your badge back in your hand.
    >You suddenly feel very very tired.
    >"Oh shit that's me... Oh well take him away Mike."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)13:31 No.18935679
    Here is something just for you.

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)13:36 No.18935728
    True, and I don't mean to imply this tweet isn't happening, but it is vague. What I'm meaning to say, is that we don't know which alternate it is, and either way it's not like there's anything we can actually do about it.

    Though, to play devil's advocate, perhaps it IS Futuyate, and he's talking about Perrine joining the family so she doesn't go off to raise Rafale alone, so the kid doesn't grow up bitter and later comes seeking revenge.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)13:38 No.18935748
    I would love to have a time-war with our evil self to preserve our family.

    Would make a great ending arc.

    Alternatively, force-feed him permanent genderswap and have hatesex with ourselves. And the girls can "punish" him when we're out.

    Lesbian hatesex orgy. Hmmmmm.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)13:39 No.18935761
    I actually thought of that myself, and that's the best-case scenario. But the twitter was pretty menacing, I think.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)13:49 No.18935862
    Another possible thing. FUTUREYATE working to free A-tan.
    He's adding more girls/stabilizing the swag system to be able to support A-tan

    The HER that will be HIS is a-tan
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)13:51 No.18935880
    These are stretching it a bit, but I'll admit they're believable. And this sort of misdirection is LG's particular brand of trolling.

    Not much to do for it but be the best boyfriend we can, anyways.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)13:58 No.18935949
    >twitter was pretty menacing
    Only if you read it that way. Which is understandable, as that's what we've come to expect. However, read it in a more positive tone, and and it's nowhere near as sinister. Not sinister at all, with a given interpretation.

    I'd go into that more, but it's a bitch to type this much on my phone.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)16:21 No.18937237
    if we suppose that the twitter feed is for fueling paranoia, but is also related to prevalent arcs, and we just got the tadpole canon fired and resolved, then based on that last tweet I'd say our next big paranoia-picnic will be conflicts with our alternates and time-travel business.

    brb watching that movie where jet li tries to kill himself a bunch of times in alternate realities.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)16:26 No.18937272
    So, once Negayate steals babby Rafe, we kill him and take his power for our own?
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)16:31 No.18937329
    If they aim to screw with us, and we can absorb their power if we defeat them, then I won't say no.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)16:36 No.18937376
    Oh, "The One"?
    That had Jason Statham, too, if I recall.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)17:00 No.18937627
    Ooo, working on the theory that Negayate is the result of a failed resurrection attempt, perhaps we'd have to kill him to fully regain our own power and become Omegayate, breaking the cycle.

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