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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: 俺の家族 Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/01/12(Tue)23:02 No.18943106  
    These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    Perrinne and the twins meet up with you at the front door after Mio left.
    The three seem calm and collected after their little talk.
    "She's moving in." Erica tells you as she drags you inside to the master bedroom.
    Behind you you hear the girls murmuring.
    "...ears and tail"

    Erica throws open the large door and heaves you into the gigantic bed.
    You see Ursula reach for a familiar box in the closet.
    "Perrine, what do you think?" Hina asks her.
    "...swimsuit" the French one whispers.
    'It's gonna be a long night.' you think to yourself as Erica proceeds to strip you.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:03 No.18943124
    Finally! I'm caught up for this!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:05 No.18943165
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:06 No.18943188
    Hmm. How long till Perrine is too pregnant to take the top?

    Gonna have to make sure she feels welcome, if you know what I mean.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)23:07 No.18943217
    inb4 Fritz
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/01/12(Tue)23:07 No.18943222
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    Wind the string, and bind the chain.
    I will have you dance again.
    Snap the lock and tie the knot.
    What you know, you will have forgot.

    In this cat's dance you will stay.
    In this cat's dance we shall play.
    To this tune, and to this song.
    You will be made to dance along.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/01/12(Tue)23:08 No.18943240
    Goddammit planefag you made me late, btw finished angel beats a while ago. That ending man, right in the feels.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:09 No.18943248
    Oh god, it's fired. . .
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:10 No.18943265
    Come at me puppet man I will roll so many hundreds your fucking flowcharts will catch FIRE
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:10 No.18943273
    We are going to fucking cut those strings and the hand that's controlling them.
    We are going to CUT a BITCH.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/01/12(Tue)23:11 No.18943296
    Uhhh, we're the hand...
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/01/12(Tue)23:12 No.18943311
    Well technically lg is, but i digress.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:14 No.18943337
    No, we're the voices in Hayate's head.
    Get it right. No wonder the Russians left your compatriots on their boat with no navigational aids and no working motor. You're not worth the bullets to execute.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/01/12(Tue)23:14 No.18943338
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    Last nights activities was too much.
    Too much indeed.

    The girls took turns dressing you up in female clothing that they said was "appropriate".
    You could only let them do as they please.

    After hours of dress-up, dozens of outfits, and hundreds of photos, you all collapsed out of exhaustion and fell into bed.

    And there you found yourself in the morning.
    In that large warm bed, in that large plush room, flanked by the girls on either side.
    And you are still wearing the swimsuit and angelwings from the night before.

    [ ]get out, morning routine.
    [ ]stay in bed
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:15 No.18943351
    Morning routine
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:15 No.18943354
    [x]get pants, start morning routine.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)23:15 No.18943364
    wat day is it. Is it weekend? do we have class? I've completely lost track of in game time.
    [x]count swag pile, get out, morning routine.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/01/12(Tue)23:16 No.18943371
    Hey see the name, im german, just a pirate in somalia. and yes my name has a explaination.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:16 No.18943375
    [x]get out, morning routine
    Make sure to change into male clothing, check the snowberry bush, read a little, and work out.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/01/12(Tue)23:16 No.18943378
    >i lost track of the date though.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/01/12(Tue)23:16 No.18943385
    [ ]get out, morning routine.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:17 No.18943392
    [X]get out, morning routine.

    Switch to naked apron, just to humor them. Once breakfast is done read the classic books from the library.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)23:17 No.18943400
    seconding the apron bit.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:17 No.18943401
    You're still a pirate, in the waters of Somalia.
    And German?
    Captured by Russian sailors?
    You'll WISH you were set adrift to die of exposure and dehydration.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:19 No.18943420
    All of my this.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/01/12(Tue)23:19 No.18943431
    well where else on open waters can you be a pirate nowadays, btw my body is ready.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:19 No.18943435
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    Solidify Perrine's decision with a marvelous French breakfast.

    Damn this looks good.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:20 No.18943445
    Morning routine in the swimsuit
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:20 No.18943449
    >naked apron

    You know, it's about time we had an episode about THE LEGENDARY NAKED APRON.

    It'll definitely get their blood going.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/01/12(Tue)23:20 No.18943451
    Why do half of those things look like sex toys.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:20 No.18943459
    We should talk with Mike about what exercises are best to increase our majaikal reserves and regeneration later today. Also include how we can do that battle clone thing of his.

    Also, since it's Friday, we need to make that reservation for Nanoha's date tomorrow night.
    Also see if we need a reservation at Dende's for a group of our size. Depending on the establishment, they may prefer that we call ahead for something like this.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)23:21 No.18943465
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    that's missing something
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:21 No.18943477
    >we never had Perrine's tea party thing
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:22 No.18943480
    >where else on open waters can you be a pirate nowadays
    Sea of Japan, preying on Japanese fishing boats and cargo freighters. The North Koreans do it, but you're obviously not hard enough to run with them.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:22 No.18943487
    >group of 6

    Yeah, should make reservations.

    Fuck, that french breakfast picture is making me hungry.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:22 No.18943494
    >we never had Perrine's tea party thing
    Well, we'll have to schedule it for sometime next week. Maybe Tuesday or Wednesday.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:23 No.18943502
    Also, attempt to learn a few more potions, place the stickers around, See if they have magical computers. We might be able to find a magical internet to search for stuff on.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:25 No.18943540
    >magical internet
    >magical 4chan
    >we're there forever
    >we lose the girls, our looks, and our fitness
    >become omega male
    >negayate shows up, the girls run to him
    >wonder where our life went wrong.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/01/12(Tue)23:26 No.18943565
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    Dude, it's a name, also those crazy north koreans, they make me laugh with all their antics.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)23:28 No.18943598
    this is approaching the end of the first week of advanced training, yes?
    I think we also have a therapy appointment sometime in the next week. checking archives.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:29 No.18943604
    >magical computers
    >magical Internet
    We have Kraus. He's made online reservations for us before.
    Just have him do a Moogle search.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/01/12(Tue)23:30 No.18943628
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    You quietly slip out of bed, making sure not to disturb the girls.

    After grabbing your clothes and quickly changing into them outside in the hall, you head down to the kitchen to prepare breakfast.

    Bacon lie sizzling in the pan as you was greens for a salad.
    It's a quiet morning in this, your large luxurious home.

    You finish breakfast preparations easily enough and even manage to prepare your lunchboxes for later.
    Since you have some free time, you sit back with a cup of tea and start reading.

    As you finished another chapter of Don Quixote, a book that you've been enjoying immensely, she walks into the kitchen.

    She sees you sitting there and she blushes.
    She can't believe that she arbitrarily went along with what was done to you the night before.
    She can't believe that she slept right next to you.

    "G-good mornng Hayate..." she greets you shyly, her skirt swaying as she walked into the kitchen.
    "Good morning." You tell her with a smile. "please, join me for breakfast."
    She of course takes the seat you offered and helps herself.
    "A-about last night..." she begins to tell you as she puts her fork down,
    "I... We... Sorry..."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:31 No.18943642
    >stay in bed

    We ought to enjoy these moments more once in a while
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:34 No.18943702
    "No, don't be. I know that you girls enjoy it, and that's enough for me. Serving you all is my happiness."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:35 No.18943716
    There is no need to apologize. I'm happy that you came to me about this, it means a lot to me.

    I also hope that you enjoyed the festivities last night, I know that I did.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:35 No.18943727
    Sorry for what? A typical Thursday night?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:37 No.18943752
    Don't worry about it. They've done that every time someone joins our little family. It's practically an initiation.

    Except usually initiations are done to the new person.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:37 No.18943764
    Not Perrine. Nanoha?
    "Sorry for what? I had fun. Don't tell Erica this, but I usually just pretend to resist for her benefit."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/01/12(Tue)23:38 No.18943779
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    You look up from your book, she avoids your eyes and pushes around a piece of bacon with her knife.
    "Sorry about what?" you ask her.
    "L-last night... We got carried away." she says in a whisper
    "No, that was nothing. I'm glad you had fun." you reassure her.
    "But... We.. I... bed.. you..." she blubbers almost incoherently.
    "No please, it's alright. We were far too tired to do anything else. And truth be told, I liked it too."
    "Really Hayate?" she asks you, her eyes locked with yours.
    You smile, she really is just an ordinary girl after all.
    "Of course Maria-san." you tell her
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:39 No.18943793
    If we're on Friday, then it's March 23.
    And, since it's Friday, that means we don't have time for a family date, a Nanoha date, and the beach party before Nanoha leaves for Field Training.

    Since the Beach Party is confirmed for Saturday, we've got to pick between the family date (current consensus is at Dende's, I think) or the Nanoha date.

    Either Nanoha or Hina.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:39 No.18943799
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:39 No.18943802
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:39 No.18943803
    My world lines are moving on their own!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:40 No.18943807
    A-tan, you stop this shit right now!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:41 No.18943830
    Except we do
    Nanoha leaves on Monday we have Friday, Saturday and Sunday to go
    Group date Fri, nanoha date sat housewarming Sun
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)23:41 No.18943838
    Party is sunday, bro. Nanoha is saturday, tonight is the family date.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:42 No.18943859
    Fuck, we're back in Hayateverse. We're going to have to hunt down A-Tan and have a very serious sit down chat.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:42 No.18943864


    LG, even after the Perrine thing got resolved, you still know how to jerk the hook one last time.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:42 No.18943865
    Oh goddammit! Not again!

    >Beach Party is confirmed for Saturday
    No, the beach party/housewarming party/farewell party is Sunday. Not Saturday. Sunday is the last day that Nanoha is going to be here before she ships out on Monday for field training.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)23:42 No.18943866
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    >> AddictivePersonality 05/01/12(Tue)23:43 No.18943873
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:44 No.18943901
    Oh, yeah. Well, I guess both dates are on.

    I'm just used to seeing Saturday as the end of the week, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:46 No.18943936
    Except the beach party is Sunday because that's our day off each week

    Your argument is wrong
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)23:47 No.18943956
    Eh, sunday's the day off, so it gets the "end" slot.

    Goddamnit, not again.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:47 No.18943957
    > one last time.
    This is surely just the beginning.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)23:48 No.18943963
    Tentative Schedule
    Friday(march 23) Family date
    Saturday Nanoha date
    Sunday Housewarming party on the beach
    Monday Therapy
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)23:50 No.18943999
    ???? Get back to the present in the Bureau
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:51 No.18944009
    You know you've hit bottom when you're scheduling imaginary dates for imaginary girlfriends in an imaginary game. Especially when you're scheduling imaginary therapy for imaginary problems.

    Tuesday will be Perrine's tea party then. It's pretty much her introduction to our friends, we can't put it off too long.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:52 No.18944027
    Let me put in some more details:
    Friday(march 23) Family date
    [at Dende's Cosplay Cafe, call ahead to make a reservation for group of 6, do so by end of classes]
    Saturday Nanoha date
    [at Restaurant at the End of the Universe, make reservation by end of class on Thursday]
    Sunday Housewarming party on the beach
    [start inviting people today so that they have time to adjust their schedules]
    Monday Therapy
    Tuesday Tea Party?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:52 No.18944031
    We need to set a solid alchemy / botany day
    And a solid reading day
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)23:52 No.18944040
    this list is very old. let's have a nice big discussion about what it's missing.

    To do list:
    Continue work on original potions (BEARMODE, genderswap, Swag brew, Sexual Stamina), read Alchemy book.
    Read the books she gave us(Cyrano, Don Quixote, Shakespeare).
    Plan a day long event with one of the Bureau’s facilities at our disposal during a break period (Steampunk/Victorian London Murder Mystery, Warehouse 13/23/51, Alice in Wonderland).
    When the Doctor returns, ask for help tracking down Cogbeard the dorfen clockwork specialist, see what he knows about the PoP’s dagger(waiting to hear back from Dr. Jones about that).
    Grand Piano, Electric Keyboard, saxophone.

    whatever. I got nothing better to do with my time.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/01/12(Tue)23:53 No.18944057
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    After Maria finishes eating, she sets out to doing her morning chores.
    You head back to Nagi's room to wake her up.

    The little girl lay there in bed in her pajamas, she's mumbling something in her sleep.
    "Nooo.. You musnt use that. The temporal backlash will rupture the continuum... You must defeat the great devil cat with your own two hands."
    You smile, she's again dreaming of her wildly convoluted manga again.

    "Ojou-sama. It's time to wake up and go to school."
    You tell her as you give her a gentle shake.
    "Ojou-sama... Wake-up."

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:54 No.18944066
    rolled 83 = 83

    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)23:54 No.18944078
    rolled 25 = 25

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)23:54 No.18944079
    rolled 85 = 85

    Fuck this noise.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:55 No.18944090
    rolled 33 = 33

    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:55 No.18944093
    >end of class on Thursday
    That opportunity has passed. Perhaps you mean Friday?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:56 No.18944104
    Yes, I did.
    I'm obviously more tired than I originally thought.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:56 No.18944106
    >You musnt use that. The temporal backlash will rupture the continuum... You must defeat the great devil cat with your own two hands
    >In this cat's dance you will stay.
    In this cat's dance we shall play.
    She prophet now.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:56 No.18944107
    rolled 14 = 14

    "You need to wake up. Wake up. Wake up."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:56 No.18944109
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    rolled 30 = 30

    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)23:56 No.18944111
    then that means futuyate took care of it for us.
    because yeah.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:57 No.18944124
    Fly fly... fly fly... fly fly...
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)23:57 No.18944126
    rolled 50 = 50

    So that's where that picture of Hayate comes from.

    >Captcha: sibestz baking

    Yes, Captcha, Hayate is a very good cook.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/01/12(Tue)23:57 No.18944133
    rolled 79 = 79

    I can do better(worse) than that...
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/02/12(Wed)00:01 No.18944215
    rolled 51 = 51

    inb4 nat1
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:01 No.18944219
    ohey autosage
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:02 No.18944237
    rolled 31 = 31

    What else am I going to fuck up tonight?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/02/12(Wed)00:02 No.18944240
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    I pull the strings, I take control.
    You will be made to fly then fall.
    And once you hit the ground below.
    It will be gone, all that you know

    This cat's dance will never stop.
    This cat's dance will not end.
    And once you are inside of it,
    to the depths you shall descend.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)00:02 No.18944241
    rolled 89 = 89

    Uh, no it isn't.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:02 No.18944243


    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:02 No.18944245
    I'm not even trying to figure out these hints anymore. I just wait for the cannon to fire and deal with it then.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:02 No.18944251
    Lies. Page 0.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/02/12(Wed)00:03 No.18944256
    rolled 14 = 14

    Yeah man fight the power.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)00:05 No.18944298
    rolled 31 = 31

    It's not in autosage you mong.

    I don't even know what the hell that actually means, but I like the sound of it.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:06 No.18944311
    rolled 62 = 62

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:08 No.18944347
    rolled 30 = 30

    I can brrreak these cuffs
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:09 No.18944362
    rolled 33 = 33

    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/02/12(Wed)00:09 No.18944371
    rolled 1 = 1


    Mong is short for 'mongoloid', which was originally an anachronistic term for a Down's Syndrome sufferer. The modern Mong however is a total fuckwit, who deserves nothing less than complete humiliation for their idiocy. That includes all those dope smokers too, who relate being 'monged' to being chilled and mellow. Its because when you're stoned you act like a fucking retard, you fucking spazzes!
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)00:09 No.18944375
    rolled 30 = 30

    one more time for PLOT
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:09 No.18944377
    rolled 26 = 26

    You can't break those cuffs.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:10 No.18944391
    Chibi, speed and melmo potions are missing as is invisibility and clone potions
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:10 No.18944394
    rolled 74 = 74

    Dice gods love weed it seems.

    Can't blame 'em
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)00:10 No.18944395
    rolled 18 = 18

    Sounds a useful term.

    Also: Roffles.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:11 No.18944413
    rolled 11 = 11

    Welp, Nagi's gonna get up and raep Hayate now.
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    rolled 53 = 53

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)00:12 No.18944431
    rolled 88 = 88

    Nah, we're gonna have to give her a good dicking to wake her up. The problem will be not letting Maria find out.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:13 No.18944440
    Hmm... interesting end.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/02/12(Wed)00:13 No.18944445
    rolled 34 = 34


    laughing, like lol
    its the extended form of
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:13 No.18944446
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    You just HAD to tempt the dice, didn't you Fritz?
    You just HAD to keep the dice roll on.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/02/12(Wed)00:14 No.18944459
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)00:15 No.18944474
    rolled 49 = 49

    You doofus, I wasn't asking about roffles, I was using it.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:16 No.18944483
    rolled 61 = 61

    "The spiders... oh sweet Jesus the spiders..."
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/02/12(Wed)00:16 No.18944496
    My bad, you were asking for a definition first, so i assumed you were asking for another.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)00:18 No.18944528
    I think he was close to finished with it when Fritz rolled his 1. great success Fritz.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/02/12(Wed)00:19 No.18944545
    Well i'll be back shortly, need to run to the store for more nicotine and beer.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/02/12(Wed)00:20 No.18944564
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:21 No.18944588
    >Posts: 117
    >Hidden posts: 38
    Jesus fucking Christ. 3 guys are contributing over 30% of the posts in this thread.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)00:23 No.18944610
    Because we're trying to actively contribute, asshole.

    Most of the time.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/02/12(Wed)00:23 No.18944620
    You are welcome.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:24 No.18944626
    There probably aren't more than twelve dudes in the thread anyway. No big deal if they'd learn to stop rolling.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:24 No.18944628
    It's mostly Fritz with his shitposts and nat1's.

    The other part is that LG hasn't given us much to work with right now. Probably would have posted already if he didn't have to rewrite because of that nat1.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/02/12(Wed)00:25 No.18944639
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    "...wake up. Wake up, we're late." You hear a voice call you.
    You open you eyes and find Hina leaning over you.
    The other girls are nowhere to be seen.
    "Huh... what?" you ask.
    She pulls you up and out of bed.
    "We're late!" she repeats with some urgency.
    "late...? Crap!" your sleepy mind finally catches on.
    "Get dressed. The others are already at breakfast."
    She throws your uniform on the bed.

    You quickly get dressed and head down to the kitchen, the four others were there waiting.
    "Morning, princess." Erica smirks at you. "Enjoy sleeping in too much?"
    "Yeah. Sorry about that." you tell them.
    A quick bite to eat, a frantic run to classes, and you find yourself in your seat.

    Luckily, the Dude said nothing as you, Erica and Hina walked in as he was about to start the morning's classes.

    You sink into the blue chair, the comfortable padding swallowing you.

    "As I was saying," the Dude says from his podium "This morning I've prepared something special for you kids. We're gonna do a little shadow boxing."

    He taps the shades on his face, and the room disintegrates around you as it has often done the past week.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)00:25 No.18944643
    Well, now I'm just gonna have to turn my dice back on.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:26 No.18944665
    No big loss.

    At least until Yuki asks us how we think of the books again.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:28 No.18944696
    Shit, we lost all of the stuff we wanted to do in the morning.
    We need to get Lo to check the snowberry bush during lunch, and we still need to make those reservations, and there's no time to get reading in until after class.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:29 No.18944713
    seriously this is getting me crazy.
    Maybe it's a-tan trying to ruin our life ?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:30 No.18944735
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:31 No.18944743
    Nah she likes us too much for that. She is trying to help with whatever it is.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/02/12(Wed)00:32 No.18944756
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    You found yourself in the middle of a wide open field.
    The grass at your feet swaying in the breeze.
    A few meters in front of you stands yourself.

    With red hair, and a white suit, he holds an identical teaset in his hand.
    He gives you a bow, one that you return.
    Quickly, he takes out a knife and runs towards you.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:33 No.18944769
    We need to ask Kraus what the fuck happened. We almost never oversleep, especially with Kraus as our alarm clock.

    He should have been able to collect more data on our majaik drain, and we need to get that to Mike so he can forward it to the appropriate people.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:33 No.18944770
    Let's try and take out Negayate before our data manipulation shit gets him out.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)00:33 No.18944773
    Urumi his shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:33 No.18944781
    How can you prevent him from leaving
    When he's already out?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:33 No.18944782
    We need to hat him.

    Then we can have another Hayate, and there will be more of us to go around.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:34 No.18944788
    Knife and gun, CQC his shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:34 No.18944799
    Obviously we need to murder him as quickly as possible before he starts to swag us. Turn invisible and stab his shit.

    You guys haven't forgotten that we can turn invisible, right?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:35 No.18944814
    Knife against knife, I think.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:36 No.18944821

    also note to self, shank a-tan when we see her next.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:36 No.18944827
    what no
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:36 No.18944830
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:36 No.18944831
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    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:36 No.18944834
    rolled 78 = 78

    Is he earing a hat? If not, we hat him. It's gotta be worth a shot.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:38 No.18944850
    I had a thought

    The narutoverse got juices thank gob but what about harryp potter verse and bleachverse?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:38 No.18944854
    No hats, it'll be the birth of Negayate......
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:39 No.18944869
    >HAT HIM
    Uh guys
    We nearly killed ourselves trying to support Naru on our own, and Nagato pretty much stated that keeping our hijacked constructs on her systems was BAD_IDEA.jpg
    Let's not annoy her too much, 'kay?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)00:40 No.18944878
    Yes. Let's do this.

    Guys. It's not Negayate, it's a simulation of our combat capabilities. At least the officially recorded ones.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:40 No.18944883
    We can't just data manipulate our way out of every single training simulation. That defeats the purpose of training.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:41 No.18944891
    >implying he won`t simply magic out of here anyways of his own accord.
    if he has our abilities, holy god damn.
    we are actually a force of nature in and of ourselves.
    just hope he can`t potion to victory.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:41 No.18944896
    We hat him. If this is how Negayate occurs, then we have to to avoid temporal paradox. If it's not, then construct-us will be a valuable ally.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:42 No.18944909

    Saucer and fly up, whip out a paint pistol and send some molotov his way.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)00:43 No.18944918
    don't make this fight more complicated then it needs to be.
    don't add more -yates to the pile of alternates we already have going.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:43 No.18944919
    >A copy of us
    >Do something we would never do
    Shoot him in the testicles.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:43 No.18944929
    No hats goddamn.

    That's almost as bad as the doppelganger stupidity
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:44 No.18944945
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    Yeah no hats.
    The fuck is wrong with you?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:44 No.18944946
    Wait... He presumably has all of our abilities.

    What happens if he hats us?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:44 No.18944951
    no, fuck negayate on a god damn string.

    besides this is against the rules of training.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/02/12(Wed)00:44 No.18944952
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    You bring out a knife of your own and a pistol.
    He goes in for a stab. you parry and bring the gun up to bear.
    He ducks under the barrel easily.
    You notice him pull out the teapot and point it at your chest.

    [ ]roll
    [ ]jump
    [ ]other
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:45 No.18944960
    Negayate is an alternate timeline of us caused by some sort of temporal fuckery.

    Not an AI construct. We can't even support human constructs, he'd dissipate the moment he stepped out of the simulation.

    Just kill the thing.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:45 No.18944965
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:45 No.18944973
    Universe implodes. He can't though, the Bureau doesn't understand our ability,
    Seconding shooting him in the junk.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:45 No.18944974
    [X] Other

    Pull out our teapot and have a DBZ beam fight with ourself.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:45 No.18944976
    [x] Other

    Kick him in the balls.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:45 No.18944980
    We can't dodge while in the air.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)00:46 No.18944982
    timestop, Drago, punch his tea-set.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:46 No.18944988
    Bring our hand with the pistol down onto his, the pistol's grip slamming into his wrist and knocking the teapot away so that his shot misses.
    And hey, now OUR gun is aiming at HIS chest.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:46 No.18944992
    Reflector Tray, use his power against him.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:48 No.18945010
    Pull of one of Link's combat rolls, then attack with knife.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)00:48 No.18945014

    We're not a data construct. The "hatting" is formalizing the data manipulation of generating an actual consciousness for the construct we are taking over.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/02/12(Wed)00:48 No.18945020
    Shitposts, sir i do not post without a reason.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:49 No.18945023
    shoot him in da nuts.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:50 No.18945042
    Man I want to see Souske's fight, I assume the fight with The End in MGS3: Snake Eater
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:52 No.18945071
    More like the fight with The Joy.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:54 No.18945097
    screw that, i want to see the shirou fight of sword spam vs. sword spam
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:55 No.18945114
    I'd rather watch Kurou vs Illya && ??? vs Nyaaber
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/02/12(Wed)00:56 No.18945132
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    You roll to the side, the beam of concentrated tea, missing you by mere millimeters.
    He tries to aim at you again, but you are back on your feet and pulling out your own teapot.

    Both of you fire simultaneously.
    As beam fought beam, neither gaining the other hand, you take the moment to think that this is just like one of those anime's you watched as a kid.

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:57 No.18945148
    rolled 71 = 71

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:57 No.18945151
    rolled 16 = 16

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:58 No.18945163
    rolled 76 = 76

    Shirou, Kurou, Illya and Iris 4-way battle royale.
    The various Sabers can have a nice tea party while observing.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)00:58 No.18945164
    rolled 56 = 56

    Alright, I guess.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)00:58 No.18945168
    rolled 28 = 28

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:58 No.18945169
    rolled 51 = 51

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:58 No.18945170
    rolled 9 = 9


    Yell Loud Enough to reach outside the sim!
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:59 No.18945177
    rolled 52 = 52

    This is just like one of my japanese animes!!!
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)00:59 No.18945179
    rolled 86 = 86

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)00:59 No.18945181
    i`m guessing gilgamesh because it just feels fitting.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:00 No.18945184
    rolled 74 = 74

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:00 No.18945197
    rolled 33 = 33

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)01:01 No.18945209
    rolled 96 = 96

    Is it just me? Am I the only one having a difficulty caring tonight?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:01 No.18945211
    rolled 40 = 40


    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:01 No.18945212
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    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:01 No.18945213
    rolled 64 = 64

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:02 No.18945215
    Seems like the dice are trying to make you care.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:02 No.18945219
    no offence LG.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:03 No.18945226
    rolled 84 = 84




    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:03 No.18945232
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/02/12(Wed)01:03 No.18945234
    rolled 61 = 61

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:03 No.18945238
    rolled 70 = 70

    I'm coming down off my SWQ high.

    If we get a nat 100, can our hair turn yellow and spiky?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:04 No.18945247
    Well, we don't have Perinne's babby hanging over our head anymore. That kinda decreases the tension, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:06 No.18945263
    >Keima v/ Keima
    >anything but 3d chess
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:07 No.18945271
    >fewer than 5 dimensions
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/02/12(Wed)01:07 No.18945281
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    "WON'T YOU HAVE A BISCUIT?!" You scream at your reflection.
    "NO THANK YOU, I'D RATHER HAVE A SCONE!" he yells right back at you.

    Both beams flare, neither stil lable to push the other one back.
    The combined energy of the two blasts reaches critical mass and there's a huge explosion.

    A huge shockwave followed by the aroma of EarlGrey fills the field.
    Both of you jump back and stare at each other over the large crater that was created just now.

    He's not making a move.
    He's waiting.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]molotov
    [ ]Drago
    [ ]bunnymode
    [ ]other
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:08 No.18945293
    Super Strong Bunny!
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:09 No.18945298
    We must break him.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:09 No.18945299
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:09 No.18945300
    timestop, drago, bunnymode.
    Finish him !
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)01:09 No.18945308
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)01:09 No.18945310
    rolled 43 = 43

    Drago Bunny
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:10 No.18945315
    [x] Drago
    I think we should avoid the possibility of both going bunnymode at the same time. Too likely to end up tripping over each other and landing in a compromising position.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:10 No.18945320
    rolled 21 = 21

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:10 No.18945322

    Rebounder on a saucer and use it as a shield. Run around throwing knives at him and blocking his attack, but dump molotov paintballs around the field, like we did during that tournament event.

    Once there's enough, back off and detonate them around him.

    We need to invent some sort of sticky potion to get our enemies to hold still.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:11 No.18945331
    I said it before and I'll say it it again:
    >"KYAAA~ It's in my hair!"
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:11 No.18945333
    Haha DBZ style punch out

    Bunnymode and Drago
    >> !H9t0.FLonc 05/02/12(Wed)01:12 No.18945338
    rolled 66 = 66

    go with this.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:13 No.18945351
    rolled 46 = 46


    More DBZ-Style Fighting!
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:14 No.18945376
    This + "*short inhale* Earl Grey, the ultimate tea. Foolish Copy, feast your eyes..." then groan as we drink the Drago and then transform.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:14 No.18945379
    rolled 34 = 34

    If we got a hundred I think we would get a new Girly dress up mode. Quite possibly the old bear mode idea that got tossed around
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:15 No.18945390
    [X] D-R-R-R-RAGO!
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:15 No.18945397
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    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/02/12(Wed)01:15 No.18945401
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    You activate bunny mode and quickly take a swig of Drago.
    Across the crater, your duplicate does the same.

    You attack.
    Skirt flapping in the wind, you run at him and prepare your fist.
    He just stands there doing nothing.
    You unleash a vicious punch aimed at his torso.
    He matches your speed and sidesteps it, while he tries to bring his elbow down on the back of your neck.
    You avoid it in time and lash out with a kick, your panties flashing for a moment.
    He blocks it with his right forearm, and grabs your ankle with his left hand.
    With Drago enhanced strength, he picks you up and intends to slam you into the ground.

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:16 No.18945405
    rolled 54 = 54


    Start at 3:06

    We fight like that.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:16 No.18945407
    Waaait do we do the same? Will our dress become cuter?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:16 No.18945415
    rolled 47 = 47

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:16 No.18945417
    rolled 77 = 77

    Turn the tables on his attack.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:17 No.18945438
    rolled 14 = 14

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:18 No.18945442
    rolled 61 = 61


    So who is going to be getting off to a recording of this fight later?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:18 No.18945444
    rolled 37 = 37

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:18 No.18945447
    rolled 68 = 68

    Roll up into a ball then lash out with our other foot right into his face.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)01:19 No.18945455
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    rolled 70 = 70

    reverse that shit and suplex him.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)01:19 No.18945456
    rolled 95 = 95

    And away we go.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:19 No.18945458
    rolled 68 = 68

    We need to figure out how to have Kraus pull the potions straight from our flasks, so we could, in this case, coat the ground beneath us in Rebounder.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:19 No.18945467
    Shadow link... iirc we use the megaton hammer (shit) and Dins Fire.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:21 No.18945477
    rolled 76 = 76

    Draw deep on our reserves and push to the next level
    New costume power get!
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:22 No.18945490
    Keep up this NGAF attitude, Udz.
    It's doing wonders for your rolling.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/02/12(Wed)01:25 No.18945514
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    Using the momentum of the upwards swing, you pull yourself up and over him.

    A quick punch to the wrist of the hand holding you releases your ankle, and you land behind him.
    You grab him around the midsection and attempt a suplex.

    He hits the ground with a brutal crash, his red hair splaying out like spilled blood.

    [ ]go for another one. [roll for this]
    [ ]let go
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:26 No.18945531
    rolled 90 = 90

    More SUPLEX!
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)01:26 No.18945535
    rolled 19 = 19

    [x]go for another one, the Butler's Elbow
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:27 No.18945546
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    Well done!
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)01:27 No.18945548
    rolled 13 = 13

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:29 No.18945567
    That's enough, Lookout.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:29 No.18945578
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:30 No.18945593
    Nice, Suplex our way to Victory!
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:31 No.18945598
    rolled 1 = 1

    Guise, guise.
    If he gains our abilities and bluffs...
    Lets like.... you with me guise?...
    Let's shoot ourselves in the face. That way the damage is copied over to him.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)01:31 No.18945605
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    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:33 No.18945625
    .....Can you at least try harder?

    It was a bad attempt at trolling....
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:35 No.18945650
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)01:38 No.18945677
    should probably roll a time or two more
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:39 No.18945699
    rolled 61 = 61

    Yeah sure why not

    Rollin' to wrassle
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:39 No.18945706
    rolled 69 = 69

    Alright so we grab his ankle and then spin him around, toss him into the air, and then blow him to shit with our paintball guns.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/02/12(Wed)01:40 No.18945713
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    You flip yourself over him, the Drago allowing you to mush yourself off the ground easily.
    Still holding onto his mid section, you do it again.
    The second suplex leaves him groggy and unable to fight back.
    You again flip yourself up and over him for a third time and throw him bodily into the air.
    He flails around like a rag doll, his figure hanging there as he reaches the apex of the throw.
    Curling your legs up under you, you jump up after him.

    You grab him in mid-air and twist him around so his head points towards the ground.
    You hold on and let gravity do it's thing.
    With a loud crash and a huge dust cloud, you bury your opponent head first into the soil.

    You get up, dust yourself off and walk away.
    Your clone's legs twitching like a tree in the wind.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:42 No.18945738
    Seems like we should be less excited about killing ourselves but ok.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:42 No.18945739
    I'm not sure what this exercise was supposed to teach us. That our kryptonite is suplexes, I guess?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:43 No.18945750

    Now let's fire some molotov balls at him to ensure victory.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)01:43 No.18945756
    just that we're awesome at mid-air wrestling. we did the same thing to Gai.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:45 No.18945778
    I guess this exercise shows that we're versatile enough that we no real weakness.

    Let's throw a bottle of Molotov behind us and walk away from the explosion.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:46 No.18945797
    Alright, splash him with some Molotov just in case he gets back up and tries to attack again and set up a table with some biscuits and scones and prepare tea, let's set this up as a butler off instead of combat.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:46 No.18945799
    Douse it in molotov, summon up a chair and table. Drink tea while it explodes behind us, light a cigar off of the explosion.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:48 No.18945814
    Douse him with Molotov, then say.

    "I guess you could say..."

    Light the match

    "That I'm my own worst enemy"
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:49 No.18945825
    >we roflstomp our exact clone without even trying
    this REALLY shouldn`t have been this easy.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)01:50 No.18945832
    final form time.
    >> !H9t0.FLonc 05/02/12(Wed)01:50 No.18945833
    rolled 57 = 57

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:51 No.18945847
    Both! So much Both!
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:52 No.18945850
    Then you're calling Data Manipulating Shenanagins?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/02/12(Wed)01:53 No.18945864
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    You turn back around, a paintball gun now in your hands.
    You splatter him with the whole canister and turn back around.
    As you walks away, you activate the explosive mixture and walk off the simulation like the badass that you are.

    You are back in your seat, most other chairs are empty, except for a few classmates that have also finished their simulations.
    With a quick cursory glance, you confirm that Keima, Touma and a few others have indeed finished their own fights.

    Up on his podium, the Dude looks in your direction and says.
    "Jesus kid. I didnt know you could also fucking wrestle. Fuck man, like what the shit. two duplexes and a powerbomb? that shit is crazy."
    Clearly, he's impressed.
    "Now jsut relax in your seat and do whatever you want. We'll wait for the others to finish up."

    [ ]read [skips straight to lunch]
    [ ]talk to _____________
    [ ]other
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:54 No.18945875
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    How can we stop Negayate from following us from here to real world
    When he is already there?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:54 No.18945882
    Know what? Let's read.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:55 No.18945888

    We gotta get them Yuki points.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:55 No.18945889
    we really need to catch up with books.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:55 No.18945892
    [x]Talk to Keima

    Also, who was Touma again?
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)01:55 No.18945894
    See if the rampant crossdressing in Shakespeare can help us with our mental crossdressing.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:56 No.18945897
    Suplex him obviously. It is his one weakness.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:56 No.18945901
    Let's ask the Dude what we should do when we have a little dude on the way.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:56 No.18945909
    Talk to Keima.
    To sound like him for a bit, We need to trigger the right flags so that we go down the Keima route.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:56 No.18945911
    Time for PTSD for how we learned how to Wrassle with that weird huge Russian with the bear your parents rented you out to as a cook for his training in the mountains.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:56 No.18945913
    Right arm cancels magic. Has a flotilla of clone/twin/i dunno girls that like him.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:57 No.18945915
    no i just personally think it would take more to take hayate out tbh.
    perhaps they have inaccurate data on us?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:57 No.18945924
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    This guy. To Aru protagonist. Moralfag extraordinaire. Anti-magic fist. Discounting the harem, the unluckiest sonnovabitch you will ever meet.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:57 No.18945930
    >Too many books, not enough time.
    >Fairy Tail devices.
    Anyone see them speed reading glasses? They could really help us with our backlog.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)01:58 No.18945936
    we were evenly matched. it was up to the dice, and we rolled pretty well.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:58 No.18945939
    Oh, right! THAT Touma. I'd completely forgotten about him.
    I'm a terrible friend, aren't I?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:59 No.18945954
    Nah he's been in the background for a while and his ladyfriends have been completely absent from notice.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:59 No.18945955
    fuck that i want to see the shirou fight.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:00 No.18945959
    rolled 81 = 81

    Talk to isolate for trolling / swagging points
    Then read some more
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:01 No.18945970
    Well, no, we went on a camping trip with him, we had the swag contest with him at Nanoha's birthday party, we took him with us when we rescued Shirou from Wonka.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:01 No.18945979
    Keima not isolate
    Autocorrect loves me today
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:02 No.18945987
    Yes, which was all ages ago, except for the camping trip, where we barely interacted with him.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:05 No.18946018
    We need to read.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:06 No.18946031
    Read for now.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:07 No.18946045

    seems about right
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:07 No.18946047
    Just read for now
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:12 No.18946095
    Talk to Keima
    We have been neglecting him and he is a friend
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:14 No.18946114
    Talk to Keima.
    We need to spend more time with him. Consider it a swagging contest between us and Susan.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:14 No.18946115
    neglecting? We just went on a wilderness trip with him.

    We've been neglecting our books, which are our primary topics of conversation with Yuki.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:15 No.18946131
    >We've been neglecting our books, which are our primary topics of conversation with Yuki.
    This dammit.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:16 No.18946142
    We are a butler, therefore we serve. An Oolong with little bits of mochi would be perfect.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:17 No.18946163
    Reading, because books are awesome
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/02/12(Wed)02:18 No.18946169
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    You pull out a book and relax.
    you take out the bookmark and continue reading Don Quixote, the 46th chapter.

    Such was the din of the bells and the squalling of the cats, that though the duke and duchess were the contrivers of the joke they were startled by it, while Don Quixote stood paralysed with fear; and as luck would have it, two or three of the cats made their way in through the grating of his chamber, and flying from one side to the other, made it seem as if there was a legion of devils at large in it. They extinguished the candles that were burning in the room, and rushed about seeking some way of escape; the cord with the large bells never ceased rising and falling; and most of the people of the castle, not knowing what was really the matter, were at their wits' end with astonishment. Don Quixote sprang to his feet, and drawing his sword, began making passes at the grating, shouting out, "Avaunt, malignant enchanters! avaunt, ye witchcraft-working rabble! I am Don Quixote of La Mancha, against whom your evil machinations avail not nor have any power."
    Lunch came announced by the usual ringing of the bell in the hall.
    The whole class has finished thier simulations except for one guy.
    Sousuke, the mercenary and weapons expert, is still fighting himself.

    As you get up to head outside with Hina and Erica,
    the call you have been waiting for all day comes.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:18 No.18946172
    Actually we have been steadily progressing through the books

    We did the trip last weekend and have only spoken to Keima a couple of times since
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:19 No.18946187
    >the call you have been waiting for all day comes.
    What have we been waiting for?
    Is it the one regarding Perrine?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:21 No.18946215
    oh god what happened to the post links?

    >that book quote

    Looks like reading books gets us plot-critical information. LG, you really do love this quest. You're awesome.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:23 No.18946238
    Moot is fucking with the 4chan code, breaking 4chanX and the other extensions.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:27 No.18946289
    I'm really not surprised to have Sousuke still fighting himself.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:27 No.18946290
    >the call you have been waiting for all day comes.
    Is it Trude?
    Are we getting our face smashed in by an I-beam?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:27 No.18946298
    Someone want to keep a copy of >>18946169 onwards incase it doesn't work on archive? We can get it in a file or something for the others who can't follow online.

    Not having internet for like the next week really sucks.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/02/12(Wed)02:28 No.18946309
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    It's Trude. And you've been waiting for this since the night before.
    'Ayasaki. Do you have a moment? I would like to have a word with you.' she asks you mentally.
    'Of course miss Barkhorn, where would you like to meet?' you tell her
    'Behind the gymnasium if you wouldn't mind.'
    'I will be right there.' you answer.

    Hina and Erica look at you, they both know taht look you have on your face when you're mentilating someone.
    "What's up teacakes?" Erica asks
    "Who was it?" Hina adds
    "It was Trude, she wants a word with me. Why don't you girls go ahead and have lunch up at the house and I'll catch up as soon as possible?" you tell them.
    "Sure. Sure. I'll get the first aid kit ready." Erica smirks as she lets your arm go.
    "Good luck." Hina tells you with one final squeeze before porting out.

    You walk down the hall, out the building and across the quad towards the rear of the gym.

    **ROLL for trude's mood**
    >taking first one.

    1-33 VERY KILLY
    34-66 KILLY
    67-100 A LITTLE KILLY
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:28 No.18946311
    Or he is just trolling us again which he also Loves
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:29 No.18946323
    rolled 57 = 57

    Is I-beams time now
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:29 No.18946330
    rolled 52 = 52

    Time to die, Ayasaki! Time to die!
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:30 No.18946338
    Killy. Let's coat ourselves in Rebounder before we talk to her.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:30 No.18946340
    >Trude's face when she comes to murder us
    >her face when Perrine is sitting happily by our side
    >and the rest of the girls are with us

    If I had her job, I think I'd quit.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:31 No.18946349

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:32 No.18946368
    rolled 20 = 20


    I like none of these options.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:33 No.18946379
    I don't think that's a good idea.
    It might be taken by Trude as us trying to get out of having our face turned to hamburger, and just make her more angry.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:33 No.18946388
    in b4 murdered terribly.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:35 No.18946403
    YFW she wants to talk to us about the prank and nothing to do with perrine
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:40 No.18946443
    why do we put up with her shit again?
    literally every time we deal with her it ends up with her actively hating us because we exist.
    seriously, why are we so damn retarded, or why haven`t we snappedc from anger at that bullshit?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:40 No.18946444
    One can hope.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:41 No.18946459
    She's the witches CO and anything that deals with them will deal with her like it or not.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:44 No.18946476
    That's a reasonable action though, maybe just face and forearms?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/02/12(Wed)02:45 No.18946485
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    You find her standing there next to about half a dozen bent and abused I-beams.
    The ground is covered in craters, the plasteel wall of the gym is cracked and dented.
    Someone is clearly not having a good day.
    She watches as you walk towards her, her face set in a grim mask.

    "I assume you know why I called you down here." she says as you finally get within striking distance.
    "Yes." you answer her.
    "And what do you have to say for yourself?"

    [add a roll.]
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:47 No.18946511
    rolled 48 = 48

    "If the whole Time Kids thing, I apologize for indulging Erica's need to troll. If Perrine's whole child thing, I didn't do it yet, and as such I want you to know something. The reason I go back is because I impregnated her in the past and not doing so would create a time paradox which would destroy space and time itself."
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:47 No.18946512
    that doesn`t mean we have to be actively nice to her.
    we arn`t under her command and i really do feel she needs to get that.
    she kind of has no legitimate reason to beat hayates ass unless we let it.

    i`m not saying curse her down but that abuse thing only makes us beta as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:48 No.18946519
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    rolled 64 = 64

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:48 No.18946520
    rolled 12 = 12

    "I'm sorry. It was a stupid thing to do and I let myself get caught up in the moment. I didn't think about what it would mean to anyone else."
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:48 No.18946527
    rolled 31 = 31

    'It was an awful prank and I sincerely apologize.'

    We ain't apologizing for Perrine or Perrine-related things, that wasn't wrong and it isn't our fault.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:49 No.18946531
    rolled 28 = 28

    "I may have been immature at times, but I have and never will do anything to harm anyone who is precious to me."
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:49 No.18946534
    Alternately, the reason we go back is because in the future we and our other girls all love her and want to arrange events so that she can join us, even if we know there will be a certain amount of awkwardness involved at first.

    Don't assume that we know why future-us will do things.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:49 No.18946540
    rolled 15 = 15

    To be fair, the current me has not done anything to Perrine except for the 4-some with her, Mio and Erica. Also, that was Mio's idea.

    If it's about the child. It's not mine yet. I still need to go back in time and make it mine.

    If it's about the Prank. It was Erica's idea. Please don't hit me.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:50 No.18946543
    rolled 13 = 13

    I like this one. Support roll.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:50 No.18946544
    rolled 44 = 44

    I am sorry for that prank. It was failure in judgement and nothing like it will happen again.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:50 No.18946550
    rolled 15 = 15

    >These fucking rolls
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:50 No.18946551
    This. Gets the point across, and is ambiguous enough to mean either situation.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:51 No.18946557
    rolled 2 = 2

    I will take care of her.
    I will be there for her.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:51 No.18946558
    rolled 86 = 86

    forgot to add roll.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:51 No.18946559

    Our best roll is for a troll answer. Get it together.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:52 No.18946566
    rolled 15 = 15

    "It was in the moment and I lost control of the situation and I know that kids are involved so I want you to know I will not allow anymore screw ups or failures of that scale."

    "Also Ms. Trude, I will not simply allow you to mercilessly strike me as last time, I will defend myself if need be."
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:52 No.18946571
    God damn it Dice Gods, why do you hate us?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:52 No.18946574
    rolled 75 = 75

    You. No more dice for you.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:52 No.18946576
    look, i`m sorry for the prank but this violence thing is gonna get us nowhere.

    just calm down.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:52 No.18946578
    rolled 96 = 96

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:53 No.18946587
    rolled 41 = 41

    Hell yes, I like this combo.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:54 No.18946597
    >gets the high roll later
    >we say this
    >she was talking about the mommy prank
    >"precious? What are you talking about Hayate!"
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:55 No.18946613
    rolled 95 = 95

    If you strike me down now and I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:55 No.18946617
    Not because we exist, but because of what we threaten to do to the people she cares about.
    She was perfectly civil with us when we discussed Perrine's social issues, and she pushed us when talking about Erica and Ursula because of how quickly they moved in with us.
    She's looking out for the girls under her command, and right now she does have a legitimate issue with us. We will impregnate Perrine, it's because of her falling in love with us that she has essentially thrown away her entire career and life back in her home Dimension, and none of it was discussed at all with Trude.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:56 No.18946623
    That's when we accidentally swag Trude (more).

    "He... Thinks I'm precious to him?"
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:58 No.18946652
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    "I may have been immature at times, but I have and never will do anything to harm anyone who is precious to me." you tell her calmly.
    "Harm? You've more than just harmed her. You've ruined her. She is an outstanding soldier, a great witch. She was an icon to her people. And what did you do? You knocked her up, all just a couple of days after meeting her. You had her get herself discharged, marring her record forever. You have burdened her with something she is clearly not ready for."
    She moves to pick up the nearest I-beam.

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:00 No.18946667
    >not sure if LG
    >if LG, not sure how lost trip
    >not sure if LG is trolling his own thread
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:01 No.18946669

    Can we... can we do both?

    I regret nothing.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/02/12(Wed)03:01 No.18946675
    Trip fell off.
    >rolling for trude
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:02 No.18946681
    To be fair to me, I haven't touched her yet.

    At some time in the future, I will have to travel back in time to make her pregnant, but I haven't gotten to that point yet.

    Also, don't say she's ruined. She may not be a soldier anymore, but she'll be a wonderful mother.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:02 No.18946687
    "You know, I really wish I had a neon sign that says 'Time-Travel involved, please don't jump to conclusions' I could hold up when this shit happens."

    "Have you even spoken to her since you found out about all this?"
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:03 No.18946690
    >we arn`t under her command and i really do feel she needs to get that.
    Yes, we aren't under her command, but we're messing with it. Sure Erica and Ursula have been able to balance being with Hayate and keeping up with their Witch duties, but Perrine just got herself a dishonorable discharge because of Hayate, not to mention pregnant.
    I would imagine most commanders and parents would be mad as Hell if somebody came in, impregnated an officer under their command, and then had them get themselves dishonorably discharged.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:03 No.18946692
    And a superb Bureau Agent.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:04 No.18946697
    "Miss Barkhorn, are you familiar with how time travel works? Because I'm not. At least, not the fine details. Tell me, what do you think would happen if you kill me before I've actually participated in multiple events I've already witnessed, or witnessed the effects of? Such as Perrine's pregnancy?"
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:05 No.18946702
    "Ms. Trude, I assure you that in my lifetime I have never had sex with Perrine. However in the near future I must go back in time and preform the act, as to avoid a time paradox. If you strike me down now not only will you prevent my trip, but you - Ms. Barkhorn - will singlehandedly create said paradox, and destroy the whole of time and space."

    Why are we taking flack for this? We haven't done Perrine yet! God damn does no one here understand time travel?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:06 No.18946710
    Sip of Drago. Block the I-beam if/when she swings it.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:06 No.18946711

    the problem with this argument is she disliked us even back when we met her. since day 1 we had to put up with her bullshit.
    use i-beams like handcuffs to trude
    then rage like you never raged before sbout the bullshit from your perspective, on how this was thrust on you, and how stupid as fuck time travel and the likes are.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:07 No.18946715
    First off that's future me who did it, so if you want to deliver beatings you should wait a few years. Second according to her she pushed for it herself, so don't go blaming me for decisions she made of her own free will. Thirdly if you had handled flack from high command better and found a way to let her stay than she wouldn't have had to be discharged.

    Now are you going to hit me again and then realize that this really isn't my fault like last time this sort of thing happened between us or can we just skip the you beating me with an I-beam step.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:07 No.18946718
    Time for righteous anger
    "Ruined? If she went back to your Dimension, then she would have been ruined. Have you seen how happy she is when she knew she could stay? have you seen how she has been glowing recently? She WAS a soldier. She WAS a witch. But those don't matter anymore. She's part of my family and I will see that she gets everything she deserves and more."
    Then we cut the I-beam into pieces with a knife.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:08 No.18946719
    "Ruined, Ms. Trude? I'll have you know that a person isn't ruined by following their heart, which is exactly what Perrine did when she chose this, and with what she's choosing now."

    This time, when she hits us, I'd like to hit back.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:08 No.18946720
    Not really. Only The Doctor deals in it really from what I understand.

    People get it can happen but the hows and whys not really.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:08 No.18946729
    The child came as much a surprise to you as it did me, the 'act' was performed by a time travel clone of myself. All I've done is support her in what she wants, and made sure that she knew I'd be there for her and my child.

    How could I possibly abandon my child, let his mother slip away, leave both feeling abandoned by me? What parent would abandon his child like that? What friend and even lover could abandon his other?

    She chose to be discharged so she wouldn't need to leave a decision forced on her against her will, she wanted to stay, to raise the child together, and I will help her as much as I possibly can.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:08 No.18946732
    "Have you even asked Perrine about any of this!?" Time to get mad. "If you actually cared about her as much as you say you do, you would see how she felt about it!

    ...What happened on that night was out of my control. It involves time travel. But she wants nothing more than to stay here and care for it. Before you designate yourself judge jury and executioner, try talking to her, without trying to force her to do what your superiors want."
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:10 No.18946751
    NONONONONONO. Don't tell her about time travel. A-tan told us not to, remember?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:11 No.18946760
    "Have you asked Perrine how she feels about all this?"
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:11 No.18946762
    No? I don't remember that.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:11 No.18946763
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:11 No.18946768
    Give a link from the archives about it.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:12 No.18946770
    Were not clear on the method, she said not to mention the watch. We could have went back to the Doctor. We can mention time travel.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:12 No.18946772
    "Have you ever bothered to ask her how she feels about it?"

    Not meant to be disrespectful. It honestly sounds like Trude's the only one here that's upset.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:12 No.18946773
    "Miss Barkhorn, have you talked with Perrine? Has she ever been this happy before?
    "Yes, she is young, but I will not abandon her or the child. I will support them to the best of my ability.
    "Her career in your world's armed forces may be over, but she has a clean, unmarred record with the Bureau, and will make an excellent Agent. I am sorry that your world will lose out on a superb soldier and witch, but this is the path that she chose.
    "Finally, have you been made aware of Bureau regulations concerning time travel? While I have not impregnated Perrine, I will do so in the future. To not do so, to prevent that event from occurring two months back, would lead to a time paradox which I have been told is quite difficult to resolve."
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:13 No.18946782

    It's like the fourth post LG made in that thread.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:13 No.18946788
    I vote against time travel.

    She doesn't know, doesn't need to know, and we don't have much proof to offer. Sure we can stop time, but we can't go back and forth by years. It's a flimsy piece of evidence.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:13 No.18946789
    rolled 45 = 45

    Both were her decision. I merely offered her any support I could. Furthermore, let us leave this at a discussion, as I have no desire to come to blows with you, Ms. Barkhorne. I will not passively allow you to savage me this time.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:14 No.18946791
    No need to tell her about time travel.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:14 No.18946792
    On that day, we were with Erica and Ursula the entire time. We have an alibi.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:15 No.18946795
    >First thing is about your watch." She tells you. "Make sure no one else gets hold of it."
    "No one should handle it except for you. It is a forbidden power that no one must lay their hands upon." "If you tell people about it, it could bring about unnecessary danger."

    That's the watch specifically. Not Time Travel in general. Just the Watch.

    Does not apply in this circumstance.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:15 No.18946797

    We need to speak like Dr. Orpheus while we explain the time paradox to her.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:16 No.18946801
    This is how I see NOT telling her about time travel going:

    >Perrine's happy now! What right do you have to take it away from her?
    >That still doesn't excuse you from knocking her up days after meeting her!

    And then we have to explain that anyway.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:16 No.18946806
    >since day 1 we had to put up with her bullshit.
    Ah, no, she was perfectly civil with us when we first met, and then was understandably annoyed when we groped her twice.
    She showed no animosity towards us during our stay at Castle Barin, and was strict with us when we discussed Erica and Ursula, as would a concerned friend.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:17 No.18946811
    >"Finally, have you been made aware of Bureau regulations concerning time travel? While I have not impregnated Perrine, I will do so in the future. To not do so, to prevent that event from occurring two months back, would lead to a time paradox which I have been told is quite difficult to resolve."
    This is fucking stupid.
    >The child came as much a surprise to you as it did me, the 'act' was performed by a time travel clone of myself. All I've done is support her in what she wants, and made sure that she knew I'd be there for her and my child.
    As is this.
    >First off that's future me who did it, so if you want to deliver beatings you should wait a few years.
    And this.

    The fuck is wrong with you idiots?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:18 No.18946816
    Perrine forced us, remember? That's her own testimony.

    If Trude is so concerned about Perrine's reputation, it's not us she should be talking to.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:19 No.18946820
    And then she punched the fuck out of us over an unverified rumor.

    Seems like bullshit to me.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:19 No.18946823
    It's what happened, and is a reasonable explanation given the insane shit that goes on in the Bureau on a daily basis?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:20 No.18946826
    >"Have you even asked Perrine about any of this!?" Time to get mad. "If you actually cared about her as much as you say you do, you would see how she felt about it!
    >"She wants nothing more than to stay here and care for it. Before you designate yourself judge jury and executioner, try talking to her, without trying to force her to do what your superiors want."
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:21 No.18946837
    It sounds stupid.
    And makes it sound like we don't have any choice in the matter and that it's a chore we must do at some point.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:21 No.18946838
    I'll toss my Bowler hat at these aswell.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:22 No.18946845
    That incident was well after we had known her, and she had seen us swag Nanoha and Hina in addition to Perrine.

    Your presumption that she's been actively hating us since Day 1 is factually wrong, regardless of what you feel about her reaction to being told that we made girls we are known to be in a relationship pregnant.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:22 No.18946847
    The phrasing could be better, true, but explaining things factually and correctly is important here.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:23 No.18946851
    >we don't have any choice in the matter
    We really don't. We got her knocked up in the past so we have to go back and get her knocked up in the future.
    Time travels a bitch, and we cannot create a paradox.

    We have no choice. We make no choice. It's a predetermined event, it has to happen.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:24 No.18946859
    It may sound stupid, but that's what actually happens.
    And yes, because of predestination, we DON'T have a choice in the matter, unless we're willing to create a time paradox.
    >> Leotard Gerbils !GU0lhB1aOU 05/02/12(Wed)03:25 No.18946874
    There's always a choice.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:26 No.18946880
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:26 No.18946885
    This. We've dealt with Trude's shit for long enough.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:27 No.18946889
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    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:27 No.18946891
    When the choice is "Impregnate Perrine or the entirety of space-time gets fucked", there really isn't a choice.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:27 No.18946892
    Yeah, but NOT impregnating Perrine = extremely bad shit.

    So it's a choice, but only for retards.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)03:27 No.18946894
    rolled 84 = 84

    Trip's wrong.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:28 No.18946907
    I Think he's implying that it doesn't necessarily have to be US that impregnates Perrine.
    Just someone that looks like us.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:28 No.18946908
    Well, he used different name and trip for Mad Scientist Quest as well, though it's not that either.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/02/12(Wed)03:28 No.18946909
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    Anger. Righteous anger.
    It flared up like a supernova inside of you.
    "Ruined? If she went back to your Dimension, then she would have been ruined. Have you seen how happy she is when she knew she could stay? have you seen how she has been glowing recently? She WAS a soldier. She WAS a witch. But those don't matter anymore. She's part of MY FAMILY now and I will see that she gets everything she deserves and more."
    She takes a swing at you with the I-beam, the huge chunk of metal headed straight at your torso.
    But you were ready for it.
    You bring out a knife and slice through the steel as easily as you would have through butter.
    The chunks of metal embedding themselves in the ground a few feet behind you.
    "Miss Trude, I would not want to come to blows with you, but if you force my hand, I would happily show you what I am capable of." you add as you again put the knife away.

    She stands there, the remaining chunk of I-beam still in her hands. Her eyes filled with rage.
    "I trusted you when we first talked about her being pregnant. I trusted that you were telling the truth. And you betrayed me. Tell me, why I shouldn't kill you right here and now?"
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:29 No.18946922
    >Tell her to talk to Perrine
    >Defend self

    for sure? I wouldn't mind sparring with Trude, even if she's trying to kill us.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:30 No.18946927
    "What makes you think that would SOLVE a damn thing?"
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:31 No.18946938
    "Because you can't."

    That's what I wanna say, anyways.

    "Because there are larger events going on here than either of us, and Perrine and her child are at the center of them. I don't know how long it'll be before the next part happens, but I WILL be ready for it, and that means taking good care of her."
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:32 No.18946940
    "That would make Perrine sad, leave her alone and wouldn't solve anything."

    Metagaming much?
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)03:32 No.18946944
    "Her son would be left without a father. That alone should be reason enough to stop this. I'm not saying this is what anyone planned on happening, but it's the situation we have and I'm going to do the right thing for her now: stay with her. Help me make this better for her, please."
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:33 No.18946947
    Damnit LG, more people went for >>18946732 than the one you chose.

    Well, nothing to do about it now.
    "Because I swear on my life that I will take care of her. I am not going to let you break my promise."
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:33 No.18946948
    The only thing that would do is make most of the witches under your command hate you, as well as make this even more of an incident than it already is. You might be angry at me, but I don't think you want to make enemies of the Bureau, your witches, and possibly your superiors for causing a massive inter-dimensional incident.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)03:33 No.18946951
    rolled 48 = 48

    "Because I was telling the truth. I didn't know. It... It's complicated, and I'm not sure how much I can actually tell you, but I DIDN'T KNOW then. It... hadn't happened yet, still hasn't happened yet, for me. Now, I do know, and I'll do the very best I can to make her happy, and keep her and the child safe. I promise you that."
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:34 No.18946956
    "Because that would leave our child without a father. I promised her I would never allow that to happen."
    AND THEN WE DO >>18946732
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:35 No.18946968
    YES, WE DO >>18946732
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:36 No.18946974
    "I did not betray you. At the time, I didn't know that Perrine was pregnant, and believed it impossible, because I haven't slept with her.
    "Look, it's very complicated and I don't know how much you've been briefed on...well, you'll have to ask either Mike or the Doctor about it.
    "I don't want to fight you, Ms. Barkhorn. But I will not allow my son to grow up without a father."
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)03:36 No.18946976
    I am against even mentioning time travel as part of our explanation. We've been warned multiple times not to mention it, keep that shit on the downlow, not make waves with it.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:37 No.18946981
    Yeah, avoid mentioning time travel as much as possible because common fucking sense.
    If you'll ever listen to Lookout, now's the time.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:38 No.18946987
    Yes, but this isn't casually tossing out spoilers to all and sundry - this is informing one person of one incident that they very much need to hear about. Indiscriminate babbling about time travel is one thing, specific, necessary instances are an other entirely.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:39 No.18946991
    This we dont mention time travel, and force her to ask someone who knows their shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:40 No.18946998

    Play up the responsible father and have her ask for Perrine's side of the story. Mio can corroborate.

    If we absolutely have to, we can just fly away on a saucer and request a restraining order from the Bureau or something.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:40 No.18946999
    >informing one person of one incident that they very much need to hear about
    That's exactly the fucking danger of time travel.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:41 No.18947003
    Lookout, be a bit less paranoid. Our only instructions regarding time travel is that we do not mention it if we are informed not to, and not to mention the Casseopia.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:41 No.18947007
    We've been warned about mentioning spoilers, and to head off any questions by invoking spoilers. But time travel itself is a known capability of the Bureau, so saying that time travel is involved, without saying any details, is still allowed.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)03:42 No.18947014
    A-Tan warned us not to mention time-travel or the watch, and then the Doctor underlined that advice.
    they didn't say "except when it would be convienient" they said don't, period, stop, don't do it. If we tell her, she might tell others, it'll find it's way back to SWQ dimension and then bad shit ripples outward.

    We would do well to remember that Trude's role is a mish-mash of mother, administrator and commanding officer. I don't think it's the best course of action be telling her how to do her job. I think we'd be better suited to trying to get her to trust us.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:44 No.18947022
    >A-Tan warned us not to mention time-travel or the watch

    A-Tan only ever mentioned the watch. Not time-travel in general.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:46 No.18947031
    >"First thing is about your watch." She tells you. >"Make sure no one else gets hold of it."
    >"No one should handle it except for you. It is a forbidden power that no one must lay their hands upon."
    >"If you tell people about it, it could bring about unnecessary danger."

    IT, including the watch and time travel in general.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:47 No.18947036
    I smell a shitstorm
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:49 No.18947050
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:49 No.18947052
    >forbidden power
    >Bureau has time travel already
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:49 No.18947053
    "Because I found out yesterday. Think about that one."
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)03:49 No.18947054
    if we mention time travel, she's going to want a full explanation of how we pulled it off. We are still just an agent in training, after all. If we clam up on her about it (time travel but i'm not telling how), she'll go to Mike and ask the Doctor, probably Ryu and maybe even try to get answers from the Director.
    It will make waves, and we don't want that, because they all lead back to, "Oh, Hayate has a pocketwatch that has time manipulation powers"
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:50 No.18947062
    Not at that (fixed Cassiopeia) level
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:51 No.18947063
    "I don't want to fight you, Ms. Barkhorn. But I will not allow my son to grow up without a father."
    Going for this.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:52 No.18947068
    The line being from

    I refuse to not give credit where credit is due.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:54 No.18947079
    If she goes to Mike and the Doctor, then she will be told Bureau regulations concerning time travel, and that obviously since we don't have that capability, we must use Bureau time travel in the future, and because it's stuff about the future, that's all classified.

    It doesn't have to lead to us and the watch, because the more likely place for it to go is 'future time operation sanctioned by the Bureau, spoilers in effect so all information is classified'.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:55 No.18947087
    Seconded because we need to move on.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:56 No.18947091
    Eeyup, dis.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)03:57 No.18947099
    this. best way out of this is to show her we aren't going to let our son and Perrine go on without us.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/02/12(Wed)03:58 No.18947101
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    "Because you can't." you tell her flatly. "You can't do it, not without hurting Perrinne, not without hurting all of the girls. Not without hurting yourself."
    she reaches for another I-beam indignantly.
    "Let me ask you this. Have you even asked Perrine about any of this?"
    "If you actually cared about her as much as you say you do, you would see how she felt about it!" Your voice gains volume, emotions running high.
    "She wants nothing more than to stay here and care for it. Before you designate yourself judge jury and executioner, try talking to her, without trying to force her to do what your superiors want."

    "I..." she has no answer, she pulls the huge steel bar out of the earth. "You... She... YOU RUINED HER LIFE!"
    Again she takes a swing at you, the red mass swinging down towards your head.

    She's flying towards the back of the gym, all of the power she could muster being poured into her strikers.
    The wind blows though her hair as she zooms above the large structure towards the back.

    She sees them talking, her hand around a large piece of metal.
    "..... Before you designate yourself judge jury and executioner, try talking to her, without trying to force her to do what your superiors want." he tells her, his voice full of emotion

    She says something incoherent as she pulls the beam out of the ground and readies herself to bludgeon him.

    She swoops in.

    You spy Perrinne swoop down from above to put herself between you and Trude.
    The red metal beam continues it's unstoppable descent.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:59 No.18947110
    rolled 83 = 83

    Well, let's save our tadpole.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)04:00 No.18947119
    rolled 100 = 100

    If ever there was a time to, well, stop time, it's now.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:00 No.18947120
    See, this is why we should've had that rebounder-saucer.

    Of course, we can always teleport out of the way.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:00 No.18947121
    I think now would be a good time to stop time and move some people around.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:00 No.18947123


    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:01 No.18947124
    Well we saved the tadpole.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:01 No.18947125
    Time stop, knock Trude backwards off balance, drink some Drago and push the I-Beam away from Perrine.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)04:01 No.18947126
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    brace for impact
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:01 No.18947127

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)04:01 No.18947131
    Huh, didn't even realize I had my dice on.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:01 No.18947135
    Timestop, Drago, get in the way of the beam?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:01 No.18947136

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    Good job, man.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:02 No.18947141
    Perfect. Fucking. Timing. That's beautiful.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)04:03 No.18947145
    What? No. Time stop, grab Perrine, and get the fuck out of the way. No grand gesture, just not be in the path of the I-beam any more.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:03 No.18947147
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    well done Udz.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:04 No.18947157
    We can do that?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)04:04 No.18947158
    Some times, some times, it happens.

    Other times it happens hilariously badly. Like that one time in AC Quest.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:04 No.18947161
    >it's unstoppable descent.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:04 No.18947163
    I'm imagining LG tearing up another flowchart and throwing it out right now
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:05 No.18947168
    Yes. Easily. Where have you been since we got the watch?
    >> Sidestory: Le chat perdu Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/02/12(Wed)04:05 No.18947172
    You are Tenousou Athena
    And you will sacrifice it all to be with him.

    Already you grow weak.
    The magic drained from you.
    Soon it will be done.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:05 No.18947174
    Yup, agreed.
    First priority is getting Perrine to safety.
    Then setting things up so that she can calmly explain things to Trude.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)04:06 No.18947179
    Strictly speaking, we'd be pulling Perrine into the stop with us, but yeah. We've done such for a while.

    Wait, wait, what?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:06 No.18947181



    What the hell's going on?
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)04:06 No.18947182

    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:06 No.18947185

    Goodnight, Athena. If only we knew you better, we could've taken you with us.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:07 No.18947186
    >Tenousou Athena
    The googles knows nothing of this person.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:07 No.18947187
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:07 No.18947188
    Fuck, this is gonna end badly for us, isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:07 No.18947192
    Yeah, we can pull people or things into our timestop. It's how we fucked up so many martians in SWQ-verse.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)04:08 No.18947197
    Try "Athena Tennousu"
    Or: http://hayatenogotoku.wikia.com/wiki/Athena_Tennousu
    As with all things HnG, be prepared for feels.
    >> Sidestory: Le chat perdu Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/02/12(Wed)04:08 No.18947199
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    You are Tenousou Athena
    And you will do anything.

    Your heart grows cold.
    Your eyes go dim.
    Soon enough, you shall be with him.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:09 No.18947201
    Thanks Udz.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)04:09 No.18947202
    my guess is,
    A-Tan is looking for Ikusa for some reason. I think she's been manipulating us in order to draw out Ikusa, and is about to get perrine killed for that reason.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:09 No.18947203
    Dammit A-Tan stop interfering >:(
    Also time stop, move perrine out of the way, but thassit.
    No reason to disappear.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:09 No.18947204
    No hard feelings, Trude. Good game.
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    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:13 No.18947227
    That's pretty far off.

    canonically, we pledged our heart to this girl. We're gone, and she's suffering from it. She's been trying to contact us across the Meta.

    Then the Bureau recruited us. That canon is now destabilized.

    What the fuck was the Bureau doing recruiting from an unfinished canon?!
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:14 No.18947233
    So what exactly is she using all of that magic for? Both hers and ours. Dimensional portal so that she can permanently go to where Hayate is, and cut herself completely from the HnG Dimension's timeline?
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)04:15 No.18947242
    fuck if i know.
    but right now my paranoia is in full swing. I'm seeing enemies everywhere, and I can feel my timely-tragic-death senses tingling.
    If athena isn't on our side, then her being after Ikusa is what makes sense to me given what we know, and the wonderfully vague pronoun use.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)04:16 No.18947243
    It's just too bad he hadn't actually called for a roll. We don't even know if it's gonna be used.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:17 No.18947250
    They might have recruited Hayate from an unstable alternate timeloop, branched from the main Canon trunk.
    That's where this Nanoha, Sakura, and Shirou seem to be from.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:17 No.18947251
    Crits count

    We have derailed his plans before with them so I see no reason why we wouldn't now unless he wanted to railroad which LG has kept away from so far
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:19 No.18947260
    She is probably working with Ikusa to keep Hayate out of a time loop that can be interfered with so he fails.

    Whether he is being foiled by Negayate, the universe or some group of shadowy douchebags is yet to be known but I dare say she is draining him and herself in an effort to protect him from whatever was ruining his life in his dimension
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:19 No.18947261
    >LG's twitter
    >i didnt say i'd be using that roll though.
    There is doubt.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:19 No.18947264
    Athena is pretty much in our camp. She's summoned us at key junctures to give us critical information, using the magic she's siphoned off from us little by little.

    Once that magic is gone, "her heart grows cold, her eyes go dim, soon she will not remember him."

    She'll be gone from our life forever.

    It's probably too late, but I wonder if we could go back to our home and swag her.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:21 No.18947268
    >soon she will not remember him
    Where is that from?
    Because in LG's post it's, "Soon enough, you shall be with him."
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)04:23 No.18947276
    but 'him' could be Anybody!
    it could be us
    it could be Ikusa
    it could be Mike
    it could be Rafale
    fuck, it could even be FRANK
    >> MSQ: The Other Side Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/02/12(Wed)04:24 No.18947283
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    Another day, another barrage of tests with the Doctor.
    After he had come back at the start of the week, he has been requesting your time to get you tested not only for your majaik drain, but also to test your new body.

    A tiring day, another one with no conclusion.
    You head back to your room to be with the girls
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:25 No.18947284
    An older twitter post had pretty much the same rhyme, except the last phrase was different.

    Who knows what he's doing anymore.

    I'm going to bed, nearly 5 AM here.

    Save Perrine's life, try not to kill trude. See you at the 7:00 thread or the next 22:00.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)04:25 No.18947289
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    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:25 No.18947290
    Going by the HnG manga "Him" is indeed Hayate, Athena regresses in age to a young child and forgets Hayates existence entirely, she then must live with both Hayate and Hina for a while to recover her adult form.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:27 No.18947301
    Welp, I'd say this thread's over. I'll be back for the next one.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:28 No.18947306
    I just fucking want Femyate in the main timeline already. Because the longer she isn't, the more you can pull FUCKING CLIFFHANGERS LIKE THIS ONE.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:31 No.18947317
    What if the A-tan bits were from The Other Side A-tan? And the reason she's dying(?) is because of Hayate changing into a girl, so her Majaik drain thingy isn't working right.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)04:33 No.18947329
    That's right. And what was one of the last things she said, when she "visited?" Next time you see me, play along.

    There was also a... I think it was a twitter post, of the young Athena, or whatever name she goes by, approaching Hayate and Hina.
    >> Chapter 74: OF HOW DON QUIXOTE FELL SICK, AND OF THE WILL HE MADE, AND HOW HE DIED Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/02/12(Wed)04:33 No.18947332
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    A doughty gentleman lies here;

    A stranger all his life to fear;

    Nor in his death could Death prevail,

    In that last hour, to make him quail.

    He for the world but little cared;

    And at his feats the world was scared;

    A crazy man his life he passed,

    But in his senses died at last.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:35 No.18947339
    >It was Quixote all along
    Dammit LG
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/02/12(Wed)04:35 No.18947344
    rolled 50 = 50

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)04:38 No.18947360
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    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:39 No.18947367
    So if this Hayate is Don Quixote..or wait, is that just one of our alternates that didn't make it?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:40 No.18947374
    It's his revenge for your 100 Udz
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/02/12(Wed)04:41 No.18947380
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    Fighting Windmills

    New thread at 2200 4chan time
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:42 No.18947386
    >Fighting Windmills
    Fuck, am I going to have to dig up a copy of Don Quixote by tonight?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:42 No.18947390
    Is this the epitaph of Negayate?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:43 No.18947393
    There's an online version, and pdfs. It's all free copyright by now
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:43 No.18947394
    I would rage, but that wouldn't make the next thread go quicker.

    Don't know shit about Don Quixote, unfortunately.

    I'll see you in the next thread, hopefully.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)04:43 No.18947396
    Fuck this heterosexual earth, I'm goin' to bed.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)04:44 No.18947404
    see you gents tonight.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:47 No.18947417
    Quite possibly as well
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:50 No.18947440
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)05:17 No.18947565
    >LG's twitter pics


    I'd use the incoherent rage pic, but it's already been used.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)05:29 No.18947610
    Wut? Post em?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)06:20 No.18947826
    Trude with an I beam

    Then a picture of the game over screen from frogged

    Happybrownguy is his twitter account
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)08:34 No.18948300
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    >Not 0700

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