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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Family Night Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/03/12(Thu)22:03 No.18969253  
    WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.
    These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.

    >ARCHIVES HERE
    >http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    You reappeared in your seat after you closed the door of the saferoom you found deep in the ship.
    You spent a couple of minutes frantically searching for it as the creature banged it's mighty fists on the hull.

    -----------------------------------------
    The Dude stands there at his podium, an appreciative smile on his face.
    "Grats kids. Monday off. You're the only group that used a vehicle, giving you the fastest time. Everyone else is still slogging through the hordes."
    Ichika turns around from his seat on the first row and gives you a thumbs up.
    Lime gives you a wave.
    Shirou calls you and asks, "Can I have my cake now?"
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:06 No.18969281
    In b4 lookout
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:08 No.18969308
    FUCK YEAH AT THE START!

    "Sure Shirou, let's head on over to your room and I'll whip it up!"

    Dude saved our asses. He gets a kickass cake, no strings attached.

    Let's see if we can't get Saber to hide in it and pop out. Could be amusing.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:08 No.18969310
    >>18969253
    Give Shirou his motherfucking cake. He's earned it. (And Illya is more tolerable by a slim margin.)
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:09 No.18969313
    >>18969253
    Sure thing Shirou. Contact Saber and ask how much sugar rush she wants him to have from this. Match the cake's sugar content to her request. We can still make it delicious even with low sugar that won't trigger it.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:13 No.18969357
    make it a cheesecake... see if there's a different reaction

    we must! for science!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/03/12(Thu)22:14 No.18969365
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    Now, even though the Dude is pretty lax with his teaching methods, you aren't exactly sure how he'd take you materializing a 5foot tall cake in class.
    You have Kraus create a simple cupcake instead and hand that to Shirou.
    "Hey, here." you tell him, "I'll give you the large one after class okay?"
    "Okay!" he says as the chocolaty treat vanishes almost instantaneously.

    Since it doesnt seem like the Dude would be letting you out early, you pull a book out and settle in deeper into your chair.

    DO ANYTHING AS YOU READ?
    [ ]talk to Lime/Ichika
    [ ]NOPE
    [ ]other ________
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:17 No.18969392
    >>18969365
    Let's see if Yuki's been placed in a class yet. If not, the library would be a nice enough place to read.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:17 No.18969395
    >>18969365
    [x] read the fuck out that book
    >> Cyrano De Bergerac (Scene 1:VII) Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/03/12(Thu)22:19 No.18969416
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    CYRANO:
    Play us a march, gentlemen of the band!
    (The violinists join the procession, which is forming. They take the
    footlights, and divide them for torches):
    Brave officers! next, women in costume,
    And, twenty paces on--
    (He takes his place):
    I all alone,
    Beneath the plume that Glory lends, herself,
    To deck my beaver--proud as Scipio!. . .
    --You hear me?--I forbid you succor me!--
    One, two three! Porter, open wide the doors!
    (The porter opens the doors; a view of old Paris in the moonlight is seen):
    Ah!. . .Paris wrapped in night! half nebulous:
    The moonlight streams o'er the blue-shadowed roofs;
    A lovely frame for this wild battle-scene;
    Beneath the vapor's floating scarves, the Seine
    Trembles, mysterious, like a magic mirror,
    And, shortly, you shall see what you shall see!

    ALL:
    To the Porte de Nesle!

    CYRANO (standing on the threshold):
    Ay, to the Porte de Nesle!
    (Turning to the actress):
    Did you not ask, young lady, for what cause
    Against this rhymer fivescore men were sent?
    (He draws his sword; then, calmly):
    'Twas that they knew him for a friend of mine!

    (He goes out. Ligniere staggers first after him, then the actresses on the officers' arms--the actors. The procession starts to the sound of the violins and in the faint light of the candles.)

    Curtain.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:19 No.18969417
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    >>18969365
    books... good! we may learn something even
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:20 No.18969423
    >>18969365
    Talk

    I don't remember lime being in our classes so we should see what she is like and congratulate her on a good plan
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:20 No.18969424
    >>18969416
    fuck you
    this makes no sense!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:20 No.18969428
    >>18969365
    Can't think of anything, get some reading in.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:20 No.18969430
    >>18969392
    She's in class.
    She's been in class since the the new basics started.
    Hina even fought her during that exercise on Tuesday.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:21 No.18969435
    >>18969424
    I read that as a premonition of trabble for tonight.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:21 No.18969441
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    >>18969424
    but is that worth a fuck you
    seriously
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:23 No.18969454
    More reading!
    Congratulations can come after class.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:23 No.18969457
    >>18969430
    We fought against her in the battle royale, along with her sisters Cherry and Bloodberry.

    Really, we should congratulate her on her quick-thinking and good use of the environment after class.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:24 No.18969462
    Yay MSQ

    I was hoping for more mad science first though
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:24 No.18969464
    >>18969457
    Woh, wait, sorry. I thought you were talking about Lime, not Yuki. Sorry for the confusion.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:25 No.18969470
    >>18969441
    It's 6:30am for me here. Just reading that made my brain melt.
    Of course that is my own problem. I am already going to sleep.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:26 No.18969484
    >>18969471
    He lives in the phillipines so it is every day for him and he runs it from his job because he has no supervision as long as his work gets done
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:27 No.18969486
    >>18969416
    LG, I think it's a nice idea to try to get some classic literature into anon's reading schedule, but it's really, really weird.

    Stop it.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:27 No.18969493
    >>18969471
    OP is gainfully employed and even does good enough at his job that he can do whatever the fuck he wants as long as his work is done on time.
    Which is probably more than can be said about you.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:28 No.18969499
    >>18969486
    He has been making classical references for a while and we are reading the books in character so it fits
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:30 No.18969522
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    >>18969507
    This is you.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:30 No.18969527
    >>18969507
    >i'm a fat lazy retard with no imagination so that means the OP must be as well!
    ur a fagt
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:31 No.18969529
    >>18969507
    Because no one can do something you don't believe? Maybe I am not at work on the other side of the world from where 4chan is hosted either, I must be in a basement somewhere in America dreaming all this
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:31 No.18969536
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    >>18969507
    4/10
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:35 No.18969584
    >>18969365
    [x]talk to Lime/Ichika
    Thank Lime for her quick thinking. Ichika did good alongside Shirou.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:36 No.18969587
    >>18969532
    Global Rule 3

    Do not post the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry"), grotesque ("guro"), or loli/shota pornography.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:36 No.18969589
    >>18969561
    >>18969572
    Okay. I'm glad you're enjoying the thread too. I'll be minimizing your comments, but it makes me happy to know that people not interested in the quest's content can still have fun with it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/03/12(Thu)22:37 No.18969599
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    >talk Lime
    You mentillate the marionette Lime, wanting to congratulate and thank her for her quick thinking.
    'Lime, great work with that container.' you tell her 'Even I coudnt come up with a plan like that in so little time. Thanks to you we managed to finish the exercise first.'
    'Shucks. It's nothing.' She replies. 'I just say it hanging there an' thought, -Yeah that should do it-.'
    She also adds 'Besides, you're the one that thought of using a car.'
    'Ah yes, but still.. You did great.'
    'Thanks.' she says before you go back to your book.

    In the past, you've picked up a weird habit of reading just a portion at a time before switching books.
    Perhaps this is due to your old life of having very little time to read, or perhaps this is due to the fact that your parents often used whatever books you had for kindling.
    Either way, you put away Cyrano De Bergerac and pulled out The Three Musketeers.

    >>18969471
    I'm glad you took the time to read a little before you posted your views.
    And yes I am employed.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:37 No.18969600
    >>18969365
    Lime and Ichika, ask about Charlotte, imply relationship. We can fix these retards.
    >> Chapter 6: HIS MAJESTY KING LOUIS XIII Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/03/12(Thu)22:41 No.18969643
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    "Sire," resumed Treville, "as I told you, Monsieur d'Artagnan is little more than a boy; and as he has not the honor of being a Musketeer, he was dressed as a citizen. The Guards of the cardinal, perceiving his youth and that he did not belong to the corps, invited him to retire before they attacked."
    "So you may plainly see, Treville," interrupted the king, "it was they who attacked?"
    "That is true, sire; there can be no more doubt on that head. They called upon him then to retire; but he answered that he was a Musketeer at heart, entirely devoted to your Majesty, and that therefore he would remain with Messieurs the Musketeers."
    "Brave young man!" murmured the king.
    "Well, he did remain with them; and your Majesty has in him so firm a champion that it was he who gave Jussac the terrible sword thrust which has made the cardinal so angry."
    "He who wounded Jussac!" cried the king, "he, a boy! Treville, that's impossible!"
    "It is as I have the honor to relate it to your Majesty."
    "Jussac, one of the first swordsmen in the kingdom?"
    "Well, sire, for once he found his master."
    "I will see this young man, Treville--I will see him; and if anything can be done--well, we will make it our business."
    "When will your Majesty deign to receive him?"
    "Tomorrow, at midday, Treville."
    "Shall I bring him alone?"
    "No, bring me all four together. I wish to thank them all at once. Devoted men are so rare, Treville, by the back staircase. It is useless to let the cardinal know."
    "Yes, sire."
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:43 No.18969663
    >>18969643
    I like this king
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:46 No.18969684
    >>18969643
    So would the Three Musketeers be a metaphor for hayate and his familiars, and the desire for companionship that he uses to give them sapience?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:48 No.18969699
    They continue to sage even though nobody cares. I admire their dedication.

    I'm surprised they just don't block posts by LG or something that would save them the horror of seeing a thread they don't like.

    Tell me is it you hate all quest threads, pick favorites, or just hate ours?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/03/12(Thu)22:49 No.18969708
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    As you sat there reading, more and more of the class finished their simulations.
    The second team to get done was Erica's.
    She had Negi, Touma and Sousuke with her.
    'Fucking boats' she tells you mentally. 'fucking boats.'
    'What's wrong?' you ask her.
    'Fucking boat in the excercise capsized halfway to the extraction point. we had to wade through the fucking swamp.'
    'A swamp? You had a different scenario then us then.'
    'WHy? What did you have?'
    'A city.' you tell her.
    'Goddammit... Wait, you had Shirou with you?'
    'Yep.'
    'Did you hogtie him and drag him behind you?'
    'Nope. He did quite well actually.'
    'Bullshit.'
    'No. He really did.' you insist
    'Lemme guess you promised him fudge?'
    'Nope. Cake.'
    'Ah. It's all clear now.' she says as she chuckles in her seat.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:49 No.18969712
    I don't even know who is trolling who any more.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:51 No.18969729
    >>18969708
    'We hotwired a truck to get us to our extraction point. I wouldn't have made it out, though, if not for Lime and Shirou.'
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:51 No.18969735
    >>18969708
    >swamp

    Ouch. That map is a pain in the ass.

    I pity whoever got Cold Stream. The endless horde in the canyon is murder on expert difficulty.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:52 No.18969744
    >>18969708
    >fucking boats
    'Ah, is that more of that famous inter-service rivalry I've heard so much about?'

    'Hey Sousuke, how did everyone perform with no majaik? Heard you guys used a boat to try to get to your objective. Did you have to deal with zombies as well?'
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:54 No.18969756
    >>18969749
    And that's why we love him
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:54 No.18969760
    >>18969712
    >>18969727
    Just do what I do, and don't reply to anyone except serious quest discussion and WHAT DOs.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:54 No.18969761
    >>18969708
    Hey Sousuke, was it fun to have a mission where there was no majaik and you got to use your hard earned skills to their best?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:54 No.18969764
    >>18969708
    I pity whoever ended up with that thunderstorms+Witches level. That shit's a fucking nightmare.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)22:56 No.18969783
    >>18969761
    >implying Souske didn't have a seizure over the inaccurate depiction of guns in the game

    "THIS RIFLE IS A .22. IT SHOULD NOT PENETRATE LIKE THAT. WHY ARE THESE BULLETS GOING CLEAR THROUGH BRICK WALLS? WHY IS THAT LITTLE GIRL TAKING SO MANY BULLETS BEFORE GOING DOWN? THIS WORLD IS RETARDED!"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/03/12(Thu)22:58 No.18969807
    Nah, weapons in the sim are accurate, they're just using the scenarios.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:01 No.18969828
    Oh, remember guys. After class we need to ask Mike about regulations concerning sending letters and packages to trainees that are away on field training, and who we should talk to about sending things to Nanoha while she's away.
    Maybe even look up the time differential between the Bureau Academy and the ZnT Dimension.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/03/12(Thu)23:04 No.18969847
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    Class ends, the last group to finish the exercises was Kenji's and he reappered in his char screaming.
    "FUUUUUUUUCKING CRYING WOMEN. ALWAYS AIMING TO TEAR YOUR GUTS OUT! FUUUUUUCK!"

    The Dude dismisses the class with a reminder to rest up for a large exercise the next day, although he never did specify what it would be.

    Hina and Erica inform you that they'll be heading back to the house to get ready, so they'll be going on ahead.
    You estimate that it'll take them an hour to an hour and a half to get ready.
    You yourself can get ready in under half an hour.

    You have some free time.
    WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    [ ]talk to Mike (babby daddy thing)
    [ ]talk to Mio (trude murderkill thing)
    [ ]OTHER
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:05 No.18969867
    >>18969847
    >MIke
    Parcels/letters thing and also that babby-daddy thing.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:06 No.18969875
    >>18969847
    First things first, Shirou wants his Cake.
    Talk to Mike next about the time travel baby.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:06 No.18969883
    >>18969847
    Shirou cake, then Mike. Let's let Trude cool her ass down before we talk to her again.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:07 No.18969885
    >>18969847
    [x]talk to Mike (babby daddy thing)
    Check Bureau regulations, if there's a Bureau life insurance policy we can get in, what the particulars are for dependents and such.

    Also the questions concerning sending letters and packages to trainees away on field training.

    Talking with Mio is important though, and we should do it immediately after talking with Mike if we have the time.

    Oh, and give Shirou his cake on the way.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:07 No.18969889
    >>18969847
    Invite Mio to Mike's office.
    Then lock them in with a note telling them to work both problems out on their own because you've got 5 hot dates tonight.
    Then go talk to Ryuu, we haven't seen that guy in ages.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:07 No.18969891
    >>18969847
    Talk to Mike

    The trude situation can wait
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:08 No.18969898
    >>18969883
    The choice is to actually talk to Mio about Trude, but the sentiment of letting Trude cool off first before someone confronts her about her behavior still stands.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:08 No.18969909
    >>18969847
    Mike, im still pissed at Trude.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:10 No.18969926
    >>18969684
    a butler pays his debts... cake!
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/03/12(Thu)23:11 No.18969938
    >>18969847
    [x]other
    Cake, then talk to mike.

    did I miss a shitstorm or something? looks like there's a bunch of deleted posts.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:12 No.18969948
    >>18969938
    Just a troll. Ignore it.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:12 No.18969950
    >>18969938
    No, it was just a troll and hater.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:14 No.18969961
    >>18969938
    reporting works! i'm so happy. tyvm janitor/mod/person/thing responsible
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/03/12(Thu)23:18 No.18969991
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    >Cake
    >Mike

    Shirou is in his seat, quietly waiting. Anticipating.
    You approach him.
    "Hey man, here's the cake I promised you." You tell him as you materialize a five foot tall blackforest cake [with the sugar significantly reduced] on a trolley.
    "AWESOME!" she says as he takes out a sword and cuts it up.

    You half expected him to dive into the thing head first, or to wheel it up to his room at full speed.
    But it seems like he actually intends to share.
    You materialize some paper plates and plastic forks to help him with this venture.
    As he stood there handing out slices of cake to whoever still remained in the room, you quietly slipped away and down the hall.

    'Mike, where are you?' you ask your handler

    **roll 1d3**
    *taking first one
    1 class
    2 office
    3 smoking
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:19 No.18969997
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>18969991
    Shirou are learnding!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:19 No.18969998
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>18969991
    Come on smoking
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:19 No.18970000
    rolled 88 = 88

    >>18969991
    >Shirou
    >cake
    >share
    Well, damn. That's new.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:20 No.18970006
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>18969991
    Smoking on his plantation in his office
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:20 No.18970010
    >>18970000
    He's learning! Were getting through to him!
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:21 No.18970012
    Nah, I think he knows that the sugar's reduced so he doesn't really want it that badly.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:22 No.18970024
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>18969991
    Hope he's smoking, that'll mean he has more time to talk.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:23 No.18970031
    >>18970012
    Still, this is a major improvement from his previous antics.
    I think it might be time to be less hard on the guy.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:24 No.18970039
    Either learning or his time as Ilya and Iris has helped him get closer to the actual shirou instead of this one.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:24 No.18970042
    >>18970012
    Or saber has been teaching him to share

    And he is quite possibly getting headspins from the constant changing form and mental patterns
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    >>18970031
    time for positive reinforcement!

    >MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST
    >where every conversation is psychological warfare
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:29 No.18970079
    >>18970031
    I never really thought we were that hard on him

    Constantly exasperated and disbelieving how stupid he was yes but we never seemed to treat him that badly
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:31 No.18970096
    >>18970079
    Yeah, we were really only deliberately mean to him once, and that backfired horribly compared to what we wanted his reaction to be.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/03/12(Thu)23:31 No.18970097
    >>18970079
    yeah, but for a while most people were in favor of abandoning him as a lost cause rather than try to help. so any progress is good.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:32 No.18970108
    >>18970096
    >and that backfired hilariously
    ftfy
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/03/12(Thu)23:33 No.18970109
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    'I'm sitting in class.' he tells you.
    'oops sorry to bother you man.'
    'nah. I've actually dismissed them already. just me an a few stragglers here. What's up?'
    'I wanted to talk to you about something actually.'
    'come right on in then.' he says.

    You arrive at Mike's class to find him sitting in a chair by a window.
    He has an unlit cigarette in his mouth.
    In the room, there's about half a dozen students talking and loitering near the back.
    "So. What's this all about then? Who did you kill and where's the body?" Mike asks you
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:33 No.18970112
    >>18970079
    Only once when he cock-blocked us, otherwise we have treated him like a handicapped cousin who keeps preforming mind boggling feats.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:34 No.18970121
    >>18970109
    "Mike your a grandpa" time?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:35 No.18970128
    >>18970109
    Still no one dead yet, although I nearly ended up taking a dirt nap

    Perrine is moving in with me and she is pregnant with my child because I appear to have gone back in time and impregnated her at some point in the future
    >> AddictivePersonality 05/03/12(Thu)23:35 No.18970130
    >>18969997
    Oh booo

    >videsin nicotine, hey LG looks like its time for a smoke?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:36 No.18970140
    >>18970109
    Hey Mike, no bodies, yet. Light his cigar and join him. Well there's a couple things I wanted to ask you about and I suppose I should start with the easier one. Is there any way to send care packages, letters, and so on to agents in the field or in field training?

    Now for the harder one.

    Summon up drinks for the both of us.

    Mike, you're going to be a grandfather. Fill him in on the Perrine situation, honestly he's one of the few we can trust with the time travel related details. I hope you're ok with this Dad.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:38 No.18970154
    No murder, but just as complicated.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:38 No.18970159
    >>18970109
    "Kind of the opposite of murder, actually."
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:39 No.18970161
    >>18970109

    Mike, I don't really know how to start this conversation, so I'm just gonna come out and say it. You're going to be a grandfather. Apparently at some point in the future I'm going to go back in time and knock her up. Wat do?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:40 No.18970173
    >>18970159
    Then
    >>18970161
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/03/12(Thu)23:43 No.18970190
    >>18970140
    +1
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/03/12(Thu)23:45 No.18970200
    >>18970140
    I like this.

    Goddamn hell of a day.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:47 No.18970229
    >>18970161
    wat do? WAT DO?

    wait for a paternity test is WHAT YOU SHALL DO
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:48 No.18970234
    >>18970140
    Yes, this is perfect.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:49 No.18970247
    >>18970229
    >wait for a paternity test
    ...Why would we get a paternity test done? We don't think she's lying about us being the father.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:50 No.18970260
    >>18970247
    Nope, and if it was Negayate that was supposed to do it, we'll still go back in time for it to happen and then kick his ass before getting it on with froggy.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/03/12(Thu)23:51 No.18970261
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    >>18970109
    "No man, no bodies yet." you chuckle "Although I did almost end up taking a dirtnap at lunch."
    "What happened?" he asks.
    "just a conversation gone awry, that's all. Anyway, I'm here about two things"
    "Shoot." he tells you with a wave of the cigar.
    "Well first things first. Would it be possible to send letters or parcels to field trainees?" you ask him
    "Nanoha, as you might know, would be headed out by Monday, and I was wondering if there was a way of us keeping in touch."
    You light his cigar and he takes a long slow puff before he answers

    **ROLLEM**
    Taking first one
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:51 No.18970269
    rolled 88 = 88

    >>18970261
    Don't fail us now dice.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:51 No.18970270
    rolled 51 = 51

    >>18970261
    LOOKOUT, YOU BETTER NOT ROLL.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:52 No.18970273
    rolled 73 = 73

    >>18970261
    Dice roll go
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/03/12(Thu)23:52 No.18970276
    >>18970269
    Nice roll.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/03/12(Thu)23:53 No.18970285
    >>18970270
    wouldn't you rather have me fuck up on this one than when we drop the babby-bomb?
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:53 No.18970287
    >>18970247
    Trust but verify. We don't think she's lying, but she might have been tricked somehow. We already know there's one guy with a copycat ability, why not more than one? She didn't know us very well at all 2 months ago, so she probably wouldn't be able to tell it was us through talking.

    It's unlikely, but not impossible. Besides, it's just good practice, and it's not like it matters if it's ours or not. We'll take care of it and Perrine even if it's not genetically related to us, because we're nice like that.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:54 No.18970297
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    New HAYATE NO GOTOKU chapter is up!
    It's a Maria chapter.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:56 No.18970309
    >>18970287
    Well if it turns out to be a leprechaun we will go hang Ian off a balcony until he takes care of it but otherwise yes we care for it
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/03/12(Thu)23:57 No.18970316
    >>18970297
    Aaand post delay is go
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:57 No.18970318
    >>18970297
    Great, now LG will stop posting until he reads that.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)23:58 No.18970327
    >>18970318
    join 'em, see everybody in... >0 minutes
    >> !mYedictMKA 05/03/12(Thu)23:58 No.18970329
    >>18970261
    Landing gear is my husbandito
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/04/12(Fri)00:04 No.18970372
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    >>18970269
    "Parcels? It takes too much juice to send things and people through the gate as it is. But I'm sure we could sneak a small box in if they were to send the trainees supplies during the time they were away."
    He tells you.
    "Really Mike?"
    "Of course. We'll just piggyback it onto a larger shipment. I'll try and find out when that's happening once theyre in the field and I'll give you word."
    "Thanks man!"
    "No problem. Now what about that second thing?"

    WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    also
    [ ]Mentillate it
    [ ]vocalize it
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:05 No.18970384
    >>18970372
    [x]Mentillate it
    We're not ashamed of our child by any means, but the question of making it public knowledge should be discussed with Perrine and the others first. It should not be a unilateral decision.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:05 No.18970385
    >>18970372
    [x] ask to go somewhere private so we can vocalise it
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/04/12(Fri)00:05 No.18970387
    >>18970372
    Mentillate
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:05 No.18970389
    >>18970372
    Vocalize... wait is the room empty? Mentilate if it isn't.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:06 No.18970390
    >>18970372
    Ment it

    Don't want people hearing and getting funny ideas
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:06 No.18970393
    >>18970372

    If theres no one there, vocalise it.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:06 No.18970395
    >>18970372
    Given that there are students about we can't really vocalize it. But this is something I'd rather talk about rather than mentillate. See if we can talk about it in private, or at the very least have him get us a bubble of silence.

    If that isn't an option mentillate.
    >> AddictivePersonality 05/04/12(Fri)00:07 No.18970401
    >>18970372

    [x] mentilate
    We are in a classroom, and Mike has told us before that everything is monitored...so I feel that it would be safer to keep it between the two of us and not have some things recourded
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:07 No.18970405
    Or we could time stop and tell him in it.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/04/12(Fri)00:08 No.18970408
    >>18970372
    See if we can talk in private, or at least timestop to tell him.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:08 No.18970409
    >>18970385
    >>18970395
    It's something you'd want to say, I say go for the private spot.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/04/12(Fri)00:09 No.18970418
    >>18970372
    Mentilate it
    "First off, you gotta understand I really didn't intend for this to happen. Perrine is pregnant. And she's told me I'm the father. Apparently, when I was in the Witches dimension, a future version of me showed up through time travel and slept with perrine." let that sink in before continuing.
    "Things have gone royally sideways with the rest of the witches. My girls are okay with it, I think, and Mio doesn't seem upset, but Ms. Barkhorn is very angry with me. Perrine is planning on abandoning her military career in order to raise the child. I want her to stay here with me, if possible."
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:10 No.18970423
    Time stop then vocalize

    Mentilated conversations would be monitored
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/04/12(Fri)00:10 No.18970428
    >>18970372
    Actually, vocal privately
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:11 No.18970435
    >>18970405
    >>18970423
    Don't waste Cassie, we should go to his office or his plantation or something.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:17 No.18970479
    >>18970423
    >Mentilated conversations would be monitored
    ...and? This isn't some illicit thing.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:18 No.18970483
    >>18970435
    It would still be monitored in his office, his plantation probably not
    >> AddictivePersonality 05/04/12(Fri)00:18 No.18970486
    >>18970435
    Actually a good idea - see if we can go to the bana- i mean tobacco farm
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:18 No.18970487
    >>18970423
    I don't like the timestop idea because it gives us so little time to talk it out with Mike.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:20 No.18970491
    Let's not timestop. We've only got a little bit of it each day.

    We can ask him to walk to his office or something. And if mentilation is monitored, well, the Bureau knows already anyways.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:20 No.18970493
    The bureau already knows, they were the ones performing the medical check remember?
    It doesn't matter if they over hear it, only if those stragglers in the class do.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/04/12(Fri)00:23 No.18970508
    Couldn't mike just kick the stragglers out?
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:23 No.18970512
    >>18970491
    We actually had a decent amount per day just we could only do it in small bursts according to the power sheet we had floating around, same as bunny mode

    And the issue isn't the bureau knowing but it being public knowledge, right now only the medical staff and those related to perrine know about this
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:25 No.18970525
    >>18970512
    We've got 60 seconds a day, that's it. Not nearly enough time to explain things to Mike, and It's massive overkill for something that's not really secret. We just don't want the basic classes to start gossiping anymore than they already are about that butler with five girlfriends.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:26 No.18970531
    >>18970525
    80.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:27 No.18970538
    >>18970525
    I think it's 80 seconds but your point stands.

    Also knowing how gossip go they probably think we have a dozen girlfriends and twice that number of concubines.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:28 No.18970544
    >>18970525
    Exactly, the Plantation is a better choice, then the only ones to know will be us, mike, and the people spying on Mike.

    Like Judy, Dr. McNinja's receptionist who no doubt has a huge crush on Mike.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/04/12(Fri)00:28 No.18970546
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    "Well.. How about we go somewhere more.. private for this?" you ask him as you look towards the students near the back.
    "Sure." he says as he jumps out of the window without another word.
    Shaking your head, you follow his example.

    You land besides him behind the academic building.
    He takes another puff of cigar and says, "Okay, we're pretty good here. What do you have in mind?"
    "I have no idea how to say this actually, so I'll just let it out. Perrinne is pregnant." you begin.
    "I know." he tells you
    "You know?"
    "McNinja told me, as her instructor I need to know this to work it into the training regimen." he tells you.
    "Well.. I'm the father."
    "What?!" he coughs on the smoke.
    "Yeah... Apparently I went back in time during the time I visited the twins' Dimension and did it then."
    Silence. He just looks at you in disbelief.
    "Things have gone royally sideways with the rest of the witches. My girls are okay with it, I think, and Mio doesn't seem upset, but Ms. Barkhorn is very angry with me. Perrine is planning on abandoning her military career in order to raise the child. I want her to stay here with me, if possible."
    "Wait... Wait... You.. You're the father?" he asks again.
    "Yes. Or rather I would be."
    "And she's cutting off all ties with her chain of command?"
    "Yes. Mio says that it was the only way of stopping them from forcing her back."
    Again silence. Again he looks you in the eyes.
    "And are YOU okay with this?" he asks
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:31 No.18970576
    >>18970546
    I'm worried about Perrine just throwing her career away, and worried about how the baby is going to interfere with her Bureau training, I'm worried about Ms. Barkhorn's emotional stability, and worried about a lot of other things. But I think I'm okay with this, yes.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:32 No.18970577
    >>18970546
    "Living with Perrine? Yes. Taking care of our child? Yes.
    "Of course I wish that there was an alternative to her simply abandoning her career and cutting all ties with her home, but I said that I would support her decision no matter what, and that's what I'm going to do.
    "If you can think of something, anything that would make that unnecessary, I'd love to hear it Mike."
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:32 No.18970580
    >>18970546

    "I would have hoped she wouldn't have had to sacrifice so much because of it. But I see no viable alternatives."
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/04/12(Fri)00:33 No.18970586
    >>18970546
    "Mike, does it matter if I'm okay with it? She says it's mine and I believe her. I don't have any other options that I can accept and still be able to live with myself.
    She's happy. And I'm happy too. We'll figure this out, but we can't have people pulling us apart."
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:33 No.18970588
    >>18970546
    Well some shit is still suspicious, but yes. The situation was surprising but it presents me an opportunity to do something my real parent's couldn't. Raise a child in a happy home.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:33 No.18970595
    >>18970546
    Would I rather not have kids until later, when I feel I could do a better job, yeah. Do I wish that Perrine didn't have to throw so much away, yes. But I am going to have a kid now, it's a big deal, the time table just moved up a lot but I am okay with this. I'm going to be the father that mine never was.

    I only wish that she had told me earlier about this, but otherwise aside from the confusion of this whole situation and having to deal with Ms. Barkhorn I'm more than okay with this. Though I am worried that the rest are going to start clamoring for kids.

    It's going to be tough, but hopefully extremely rewarding.

    I have a favor to ask of you though, could you act as both this child's grandfather and godfather? It'd mean a lot to me.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:35 No.18970602
    >>18970546
    I am willing to do anything in my power to guarantee the wellbeing of my children. I just wish there were a way that wasn't so costly to Perrinne.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:36 No.18970610
    "To be completely honest, Mike, I'm terrified. I'll do everything I can to be a good father to the baby, but we're just kids ourselves. And my parents weren't exactly shining examples of parenthood. And all of this is happening because of something that I haven't even done yet. I guess that's why I came to you. You're the closest thing to a real father I've ever had. I guess I was hoping you would have some advice."

    I feel like we should be on the verge of a legit emotional freakout. Not even PTSD. This situation is infinitely more confusing and terrifying than I think any of us are really giving it credit for.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 05/04/12(Fri)00:39 No.18970634
    >>18970595
    This.

    Well i'm out, had a hell of a day so going to bed early, see you all tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:39 No.18970636
    >>18970610
    That makes a lot of sense, our child was dropped in our lap with no prior knowledge.

    Near breakdown has my support.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/04/12(Fri)00:41 No.18970654
    >>18970595
    +1
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:46 No.18970693
    >>18970595
    The only thing missing is asking Mike if he can think of any way for Perrine to stay without her throwing away her career.
    Maybe he can get the Bureau to lean on Witch Command to keep Perrine here, or delay it in paperwork long enough for her to be able to resign her commission.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/04/12(Fri)00:50 No.18970727
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    "To be completely honest, Mike, I'm terrified. I'll do everything I can to be a good father to the baby, but we're just kids ourselves. And my parents weren't exactly shining examples of parenthood. And all of this is happening because of something that I haven't even done yet. I guess that's why I came to you. You're the closest thing to a real father I've ever had. I guess I was hoping you would have some advice."
    He puts an arm around you, fishes another cigar out of his tactical vest and hands it to you.
    "Advice? I can only say that you do what you can to be the best father for that kid. Hell, from what I know you'd make a great one. You are far more mature than you give yourself credit for. I'm sure you will be the best goddamn dad ever."
    he offers you a light, and you accept.
    "As for the child getting in the way of training, I'm sure we can work around that. She was a commissioned officer on her home Dimension, she has had her share of administrative duty.
    I'm sure the Bureau has a position for her somewhere where the child wouldn't be in danger.
    We'll finish training her, then well see how to work things out when the time comes."
    "Thanks Mike." you tell him as you take a puff.
    "Now. Let's celebrate! You're gonna be a dad! I'm gonna be a grandpa! Time to bust out the bubbly!" he gives you fatherly squeeze.

    You summon a bottle of champagne and a pair of glasses, popping the cork in an exaggerated way.

    Mike raises his glass in a toast and says, "To the future!"
    You raise yours in return, "To the future."

    The two of you finish the bottle off quicker than you'd anticipated.

    After the conversation, you ported to the house to get ready for the night out with the girls.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:53 No.18970753
    >>18970727
    Shit, mentilate him and ask the time difference in the ZnT dimension to the bureau. We forgot to do that
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/04/12(Fri)00:53 No.18970754
    >>18970727
    mindwipe in 3...2...1...
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:54 No.18970758
    >>18970727
    Mike. He thinks of everything.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:55 No.18970770
    >>18970727
    "Hayate, why does your breath smell like cigar smoke and alcohol?"
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:55 No.18970771
    A true bro.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:56 No.18970775
    >>18970754
    mindwipe? How do you figure?
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:56 No.18970776
    >>18970727
    We still should have asked Mike about the ZnT-Bureau time differential, and if there's anything the Bureau can do about getting Perrine to be able to stay without throwing away her Strike Witch career.
    We examined it from the Witch angle, and found no recourse. Maybe going at the problem from a different angle would provide an alternative solution.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/04/12(Fri)00:58 No.18970796
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    >>18970753
    You walk into the house, headed to the baths for a quick shower.
    As you stood under the hot water, the drops soothing you, you remember something.
    'Mike. Another thing. I kinda forgot to ask this.' you mentilalte him, 'is there a difference with how time passes in the ZnT Dimension and the Bureau?'

    **rollem**
    Averaging first 3
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:58 No.18970799
    Welp, as much as I'd like to stay, it's looking godawful outside. Wouldn't be surprised if there's a power outage.

    That, and I have work tomorrow. Later, gentlemen.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:58 No.18970803
    rolled 73 = 73

    >>18970796
    Rollan
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:59 No.18970804
    rolled 76 = 76

    >>18970796
    Huh. Do we want high or low for this?
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:59 No.18970805
    Abuse the Bureaucracy later. Date the girlfriends now.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/04/12(Fri)00:59 No.18970809
    rolled 38 = 38

    >>18970796
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)00:59 No.18970813
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>18970796
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)01:00 No.18970822
    rolled 61 = 61

    >>18970796
    dahs plahs wahndeewahnhahndreeed
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/04/12(Fri)01:00 No.18970826
    >>18970813
    Lookout strikes again!
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)01:00 No.18970827
    >>18970809
    Good going again Lookout.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)01:00 No.18970831
    >>18970809
    God damn it Lookout, you gave us 62.33 instead of 81.66.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)01:00 No.18970832
    >>18970809
    Goddamnit Lookout.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)01:01 No.18970834
    >>18970809
    >38
    >96
    Goddammit, Lookout. Your luck is absolutely abysmal.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)01:01 No.18970838
    >>18970809
    GOD FUCKING DAMMIT LOOKOUT

    I really need to fly out there and remove your dice
    >> !H9t0.FLonc 05/04/12(Fri)01:01 No.18970845
    rolled 51 = 51

    >>18970809
    lookout, how can you be so unlucky ?
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)01:03 No.18970856
    >>18970796
    Comeon older Nanoha....
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)01:03 No.18970861
    >>18970845
    Because he rolls shitty so often, that even when he gets a good one, we just go "FLUKE" and then when he rolls shitty again, we bitch at him.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)01:04 No.18970864
    >>18970861
    But his good rolls ARE flukes.
    >> AddictivePersonality 05/04/12(Fri)01:06 No.18970874
    >>18970727
    lol Mike at the next staff meeting:

    "We grandaddy now!"
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)01:06 No.18970879
    >>18970845
    Because he's Lookout.

    The actual answer is that his rolls honestly have a pretty decent spread, but he's a convenient person to blame and we look for his bad rolls so we can mock him. Hell this one was only a 38, not terrible.

    But still, god damn it Lookout.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)01:06 No.18970882
    >>18970864
    Lookout has had good rolls? I can't remember any
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)01:07 No.18970891
    >>18970882
    Only when they don't count.
    When they do count, they're terrible.
    38 is still bad, even if it's not terrible.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)01:08 No.18970893
    >>18970879
    Actually it is that he rolls atrociously at bad times, most the time he gets average to good when it doesn't matter much
    >> AddictivePersonality 05/04/12(Fri)01:09 No.18970901
    >>18970893
    And he has busted out a 100 every so often right when we nedded it, him and Udz too
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)01:09 No.18970902
    >>18970879
    I don't know, that Anonymous guy's rolls suck constantly in these threads.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)01:09 No.18970904
    >>18970893
    Yep, like the quad 1's we got where two of them were from him.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)01:09 No.18970906
    >>18970879
    >Hell this one was only a 38, not terrible
    It's after two 70s and it pushes a 96 out of the way so it doesn't count. It's fairly terrible in situ.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/04/12(Fri)01:11 No.18970914
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    >62.3333333333333
    'Hmnnn I'm not quite sure. I'll have to get back to you on that. But I've told you before right? Time is relative when you jump. Years can pass there and we can pull agents out after a day of Bureau time. It would all depend on the situation.'
    'Thanks Mike. I guess I'll have to do some research on my own.' you answer him as you get out of the shower and dry off.

    -------------------------------
    Moments later and you are dressed in a simple pair of jeans and a shirt.
    You find the girls waiting for you by the front door similarly casually dressed.

    The time is close to 6 PM.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/04/12(Fri)01:12 No.18970919
    >>18970882
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18270249/#18273066

    mostly i manage to not pull out the good rolls until LG is already doing the writeup.
    but those double 1s were very odd.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)01:14 No.18970925
    >>18970914
    >image: was that no good?
    Yeah, that was no good.

    Anyway, let's go on our date.
    We'll talk with Mio after, and with Mike tomorrow about if there are any alternatives to Perrine getting herself discharged.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/04/12(Fri)01:27 No.18970999
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    Your group ports out to the bench in town, cutting down the usual 30 minute walk to an instant.

    The girls look great in casual clothing,
    Perrine in a blue sweater over a skirt.
    Hina in an orange top and jeans.
    Nanoha wearing a black shirt with a symbol for radioactivity for it.
    Erica in a sleeveless shirt in white
    And Ursula in a cute white shirt with an olive green tie.

    You could head straight to Dende's with the reservations that you made or you could do something else to start the evening.

    WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    [ ]go to dende's
    [ ]look around shops
    [ ]other
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)01:29 No.18971008
    >>18970999
    I'd say to the Jones' shop to check on our sand.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)01:29 No.18971013
    >>18970999
    We've got the time. Let's browse the shops.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)01:32 No.18971043
    >>18970999
    Look around shops, we've got some time. We'll definitely want to hit up Jones if we can.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)01:45 No.18971142
    Shops, see what is there and go by the RCS
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)01:45 No.18971144
    >>18970999
    We should pickup some more gizmo's for Ursula as well.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)01:48 No.18971169
    >>18971144
    Maybe also a digital camera and solar recharger for Nanoha to use on her time away?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/04/12(Fri)01:51 No.18971194
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    >shops
    You invite the ladies to go window shopping first, and they of course agree.
    The shops up front are the RCS, Pantasia, Billy's hardware, Helga's and the Mislabled potions store.

    YOu steer the girls away from Billy's and Helga's, leaving you with 3 options to check out
    [ ]RCS
    [ ]Pantasia
    [ ]Mislabled potions
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/04/12(Fri)01:52 No.18971210
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    >brb grabbing a smoke.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)01:52 No.18971212
    >>18971194
    We're already going to go to dinner, so no to Pantasia.

    Let's check out the RCS. It always has something we'll need later, so might as well check it out now.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)01:52 No.18971213
    >>18971194
    RCS
    No Fucking around with other things while on a date
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)01:53 No.18971222
    >>18971169
    Why? Her device can do that.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)01:57 No.18971270
    >>18971222
    But a camera might remind her more of home. She grew up with stuff like cameras, not sentient computers that can record everything you see.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)02:01 No.18971301
    >>18971222
    >>18971270
    Also, the ZnT Dimension gets items from modern Earth every now and then. They're still a Renaissance level of technology, but some powerful people have modern items (ex. the Church has an 88mm Flak Cannon, the main character uses a repaired A6M Zero fighter), so it might end up being useful for her as a bartering item that can't be found normally in their world, but also doesn't break the Bureau's rules.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)02:05 No.18971347
    >>18971194
    RCS for sure.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)02:07 No.18971366
    >>18971301
    I knew ZnT seemed familiar. I pray to god she doesn't pick any of their habits up.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)02:11 No.18971406
    >>18971366
    Tsundere Nanoha that blows us up?
    WANT
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)02:12 No.18971413
    >>18971406
    I was thinking along the lines of Blonds and Red Heads.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)02:13 No.18971428
    >>18971406
    Why the hell would you want to add tsun to her wonderful dere? Not to mention that ZnT is full of serious abuse. Hayate has more than enough of that in his backstory; he doesn't need it in his current life.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)02:16 No.18971466
    >>18971406
    Keep your Tsun out of my Yan.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)02:20 No.18971500
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    >>18971366
    As long as she comes home with a rack, I don't care what habits she picks up.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)02:23 No.18971528
    >sick at home
    >this sucks
    >MSQ early morning
    >this is awesome
    >lookout is doing it again
    >this sucks
    >realise he'll not stop unless killed twice
    >come to terms with it.

    i feel so much lighter all of a sudden, might be the medicine kicking in.

    come brothers let us ride this ocean liner straight across the sea of tears into battle against the great iceberg of happiness/tragedy.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/04/12(Fri)02:26 No.18971554
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    Since you'd be heading down to Dende's for dinner, there's not much reason for you to go to Pantasia for bread.
    And you don't think the girls would find the Mislabled Potions store very entertaining [although you do want to check it out again sometime.]
    And so, your group enters Ash's Ridiculously Convenient Store.

    -----------------------------------
    The automatic door slides open as it has always done and Ash, the storekeep, welcomes you as always.
    "Welcome to the store, yadayadayada, money good."
    "hey Ash." you greet him. "anything I need for today?"
    "That bag, by your feet. Don't open now. 4Guptas 32Yonks." he tells you.
    Taking his advice, you ask no further about what the mysterious bag contained and just payed for it.

    For Hina he had, "A pack of tubesocks, that lipgloss you like, and a packet of -that-"
    For Ursula, "a box of triple-A batteries, a large pack of cable-ties, a lens cleaning kit, and a new nozzle for an airbrush"
    For Erica, "Adjustable nylon straps, non-chaffing. An automated potato peeler. Metal polish, and a box of THAT."
    For Nanoha he laid out, "A pack of strawberry-creme lipgloss. A box of those things you need. A titanium bat [with attachable spikes] and some stationery."
    As for Perrine, he sold her, "A wheel of Brie de Melun, yarn and knitting needles, and that stuff you said you don't want but actually really do."

    After paying, you and your girls walk out of the store with a wave to Ash and his discreteness.

    [ ]dende's
    [ ]other
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)02:29 No.18971579
    >>18971554
    If it's time for the Reservation, go to Dende's. If there's any spare time, just take a quick look in the potion shop. We could get a couple gallons of odd potions to test out.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)02:29 No.18971580
    >>18971554
    "That is pretty much the best store ever. I didn't know you knitted, Perrine."
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)02:29 No.18971584
    I'm really curious about the bag now.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)02:31 No.18971598
    >>18971554
    > A titanium bat [with attachable spikes]
    Well. Someone's gonna get a beating.

    Also looks like the older girls are gearing up for when Nanoha goes away.
    All of -THAT- and -THOSE-
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)02:32 No.18971604
    >>18971598
    Odds are, the bag will have some kind of stamina medicine and a note saying "You lucky dog, you."
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)02:34 No.18971627
    >>18971554
    >Titanium bat (with attachable spikes)
    Escalibolgu?
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)02:36 No.18971647
    We could stop by Helga's. Maybe she'll fix our watch in trade for our firstborn child or something.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)02:39 No.18971670
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    >>18971647
    That's a really good trade. We're going to have lots of children anyway, so we might as well get a time machine out of them too.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)02:41 No.18971681
    >>18971554
    [x]dende's
    It's probably close to our reservation time. Though if it's not, and the stores change places soon, maybe we can find a toy store.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)02:42 No.18971688
    >>18971647
    >Offering to trade our firstborn
    >WHILE THE MOTHER IS WITH US, CARRYING SAID FIRSTBORN

    No wonder Rafale tries to kill us.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)02:44 No.18971702
    >>18971688
    Dude. Time machine. We'd just have to go back in time and Fuck Helga.

    You gotta rig these so they work in your favor.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)02:45 No.18971708
    >>18971688
    That brings up an interesting question; since we don't travel back in time to sleep with Perrine until much later in life, is her current child truly our firstborn? Or is our firstborn the first child that we create from our own chronological perspective?
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/04/12(Fri)02:46 No.18971709
    >>18971528
    who would you rather have, me
    or >>18971670
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)02:47 No.18971717
    >>18971681
    Toy fans so we can fight the idol twins with their own style
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)02:47 No.18971720
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    >>18971709
    I don't know which idiot to vote for.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)02:51 No.18971747
    >>18971709
    You

    >>18971708
    It may not be that much later in life
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)02:51 No.18971750
    >>18971708
    For us, It would depend on how much time traveling is involved. For example, if we were to go 50 years in the future, knock someone up, have the kid, and then travel back now to where Perrine gives birth, from our viewpoint, the other kid was first, but from a timeline viewpoint, Perinne's kid is first. . . excluding any kids we have in the past but don't yet know about.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)02:53 No.18971770
    >>18971750
    We could very well be our own grandpa
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)02:54 No.18971778
    LG having cloudflare issues again.
    >waitingforOP.jpg
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)02:55 No.18971786
    >>18971770
    Or Shirou's
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)03:00 No.18971820
    >>18971770
    Considering our Swag, we could be EVERYONE'S Grandpa.

    Go back to Prehistory. Fuck the Mitochrondrial Eve. Related to EVERYONE in that dimension.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)03:02 No.18971840
    On an unrelated note, I miss trolling Keima

    We got him right to the point of being confused and we have mostly ignored him now. I want to make him question his sexuality more, it is amusing
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)03:04 No.18971861
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    You guys know who'd be awesome new pets? These guys.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)03:07 No.18971883
    Nah, device projections of the idols

    Io's maybe

    I would rather they have puchimasu though

    If you want pets get the ouendan team
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)03:07 No.18971884
    >>18971840
    I'm still not sure if he's properly recovered from when he straddled us in a skirt.
    It's all fun and games until someone gets their arms broken or experiences a nervous breakdown.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)03:09 No.18971895
    >>18971884
    That's the point, we left a job unfinished, terrible form for a butler
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)03:10 No.18971901
    You can recover from doing that?
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)03:13 No.18971921
    >>18971895
    We are turning out to be a terrible friend.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)03:14 No.18971926
    >>18971709

    i think you already know the answer, but for the sake of clarity.

    >you
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)03:16 No.18971939
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    >>18971883
    . . .

    BOTH! They won't do any fighting, they just follow us around. The Ouendan team cheers and the EBA team sings.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)03:23 No.18971993
    So, only two people have actually voted on what to do? Come on guys.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/04/12(Fri)03:26 No.18972018
    You mean there isn't an overwhelming unspoken majority for going to Dende's now?
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)03:26 No.18972019
    >>18971993
    It's unanimous. Head to Dende's if it's just about time for our reservation.

    Fuck around if it's not.
    >> Lookout 05/04/12(Fri)03:27 No.18972024
    >>18971554
    [x]Dende's
    lets get down to business.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)03:27 No.18972028
    Dende's, since apparently it needs to be said for some reason.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)03:28 No.18972034
    >>18972018
    Well, I know that, and you know that, and the majority of players know that, and LG himself probably knows that, but having concrete votes helps.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)03:31 No.18972050
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    Off to Dende's!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/04/12(Fri)03:41 No.18972111
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    >OI FUCKING CLAMFLARE. GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER.

    You and your family decide to head to Dende's for that reservation.

    You find yourself infront of a multi-story building, looking very much like a karaoke joint.
    "You sure we have the right place?" Erica asks you.
    "Well, that's what it says on that neon sign right?" you tell her.
    Your group walks on inside.

    There, you are greeted by a little green dude looking very much like that guy from InterDimensional fashions.
    "Hell. Welcome. How may I help you tonight?" he asks
    "Were here for our reservations made under Ayasaki." you tell him.
    "Ah yes, the Ayasaki Family. Please follow me to the room."

    He leads you deeper into the building, to a large room with a good-sized table, a karaoke machine, and what appears to be one of those photobooths in the corner.

    "That booth in the corner is where we'll beam you any costumes of your choosing. it's a flat charge of half a gupta each for the night, as many costumes as you'd like to try on. If you want to take a specific costume home, just inform us through the intercom and we'll have it packed for you before the evening's done."
    he explains.
    "We shall also be taking your food orders through the intercom as well. Please do not worry about getting the costumes stained of ripped, we will take care of them. I hope you all have a great evening and enjoy your stay."
    He goes out of the room as soon he finishes his explanations.

    "so girls... what do you want to do first?" you ask them as you try and get yourself to a chair.
    The gleam in their eyes and the hands on your shoulders tell you just exactly what they want to do first.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)03:47 No.18972153
    >>18972111
    Who cares about destroying planets, flying, making clones of yourself or instant transmission?

    The most useful power of all is the ability to make any clothes at all from thin air.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)03:49 No.18972166
    >>18972153

    amen!
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)03:55 No.18972207
    >Please do not worry about getting the costumes stained of ripped, we will take care of them.

    We are not getting out of this unfucked.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/04/12(Fri)03:58 No.18972221
    >>18972153
    Of course it is. The Clothes Beam is a marvelous technique.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/04/12(Fri)04:05 No.18972254
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    A few moments later and you are cowering in a chair in new clothes.
    YOu have been given hair extensions that match your natural blue hair, the longer locks now in a pair of braids .

    You are wearing a bloomers and a white colared shirt.
    On your back, a red randosel is present.
    "Why...?" you ask the girls, now also in costume.
    "Because it's cute." Erica wearing a red skin-tight teched-out bodysuit answers you.
    Her twin, in an identical white suit nods.
    Hina is wearing a shrine maiden's clothing.
    Perrinne is dressed like a fairy tail princess.
    And Nanoha? Well...
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)04:11 No.18972277
    >>18972254
    >And Nanoha? Well...

    inb4 princess power armor
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)04:11 No.18972281
    >>18972254
    This would be a beautiful opportunity for femyate to show up.

    Imagine the shock and confusion when the girls in our universe found out... and then regular Hayate walks in...
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/04/12(Fri)04:15 No.18972300
    >>18972281
    It's entirely possible she showed up while we were busy in the house, and we never knew.

    I'd be quite sad if that was the case, but I don't think it is.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/04/12(Fri)04:19 No.18972315
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    She was dressed in a crimson business suit, with a fake cigar in her mouth, and a fake burn scar on her face.
    Thrown over her shoulders was a drab jacket with russian military markings on it.
    "Nano... Why'd you choose that?" You ask her.
    "It's Boss to you. And you don't question the boss." she answers you in an authoritative voice.
    "O-okay Boss." you tell her.
    ----------------

    Hina orders food, and the twins get up on the stage and fire up the Karaoke machine.
    Again they sing 99 Red Balloons.
    Perrinne and Nanoha watch.

    YOPu know what'll happen next.
    Surely the girls will ask you to sing while wearing the costume you're wearing.

    WAT SING?
    **ROLL FOR SINGING**
    >> Lookout 05/04/12(Fri)04:20 No.18972323
    rolled 59 = 59

    >>18972315
    that transvestite song from Rocky Horror Picture Show.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/04/12(Fri)04:22 No.18972330
    rolled 71 = 71

    >>18972323
    At first I was all, "Oh god, no." But then I realized the glory. We can do better than that, though.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)04:24 No.18972344
    rolled 85 = 85

    We really need to get Mio to dress us like Kamina some time.

    Possibly for a Halloween party we throw

    >>18972315
    Caramelldansen with the dance
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)04:25 No.18972349
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>18972315
    >WAT SING?

    I'm a little tea pot
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    >>18972111
    >Please do not worry about getting the costumes stained of ripped,

    Oh Dende, you cad.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)04:27 No.18972363
    rolled 22 = 22

    >>18972315
    Queen's is our standby, but I don't know of any Queen songs that fit our current look.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls7oOxUBbYQ

    Sounds good, just for dissonance from the costume.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)04:29 No.18972374
    We may actually want to sing something sentimental, given that Nanoha's leaving soon.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)04:29 No.18972375
    We're in a PINK outfit?

    Queen's I Want To Break Free, of course.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM8Ss28zjcE
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/04/12(Fri)04:30 No.18972379
    rolled 66 = 66

    >>18972374
    What, you think we're just gonna sing one song?
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)04:33 No.18972396
    rolled 75 = 75

    >>18972375
    Rolling for Queen
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)04:34 No.18972401
    rolled 41 = 41

    >>18972379
    Nah, I more meant that something sentimental followed by fun ones might be best, as we have an actual before she leaves date.

    Can't think of anything, though, sadly.

    Rolling for I wanna break free.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)04:34 No.18972402
    >>18972396
    We do enough queen
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)04:36 No.18972412
    >>18972402
    That's because it's our thing. We always do at least one Queen song when we go to karaoke.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/04/12(Fri)04:36 No.18972418
    rolled 28 = 28

    >>18972402
    >enough queen

    not in this dimension.

    >>18972375
    rollan for this.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/04/12(Fri)04:43 No.18972446
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    As predicted, when the twins finished, they jumped off stage and pushed you onto it.

    Not wanting to dissapoint, you randomly picked a song that seemed fun and fit what you suspect would be the running theme of your costumes for the night.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc80tFJpTuo

    Behind you, a video of frank prancing around is projected on screen.
    "I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.~"

    Being not very familiar with the song, you had some snags here and there, but you still rocked it pretty well.
    This was made apparent by the girls clapping and squeeing with each hipshake you made.
    --------------------------------------
    After you finished your song, Hina took the stage and sung.
    "Zankoku na tenshi no you ni
    Shonen yo, shinwa ni nare..."
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)04:43 No.18972448
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>18972401
    The dice seem to really want Caramelldansen
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)04:44 No.18972452
    >>18972448
    Oh hey, I almost got us raped.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)04:45 No.18972459
    >>18972448
    uh oh
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)04:48 No.18972477
    >>18972446
    Boooo, skipping dice

    It is funny though
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    >>18972418
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/04/12(Fri)04:55 No.18972519
    The food arrived, delivered by a bunch of other greenguys, and you and the family sat down to eat.

    There was fried chicken, ribs, coleslaw and a bunch of other sides.
    And as with everymeal you've had with the girls, it naturally led to small chitchat.

    TALK TO WHO?
    WHAT SAY?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/04/12(Fri)04:56 No.18972524
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>18972519
    Talk to: All of them.
    Say: Why this outfit?
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)04:59 No.18972541
    >>18972524
    Answered already, "IT'S CUTE"

    Perrinne, "I didnt know you knit."
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)05:00 No.18972542
    >>18972519
    I think it's time for some SUPERKAWAII TROLLING TIME~
    "Hina-chan, Perrine-chan, you're both sooo beautiful! I wish I could be as pretty when I grow up!"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/04/12(Fri)05:01 No.18972544
    rolled 83 = 83

    >>18972541
    ... Oh yeah.

    I'm tired, shut up.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)05:04 No.18972564
    >>18972541
    Seconded. Add more froggy points.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)05:05 No.18972565
    >>18972542
    That sounds like it would be very amusing.

    Also, I vote that we get the girls in suits at the next costume change.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)05:10 No.18972583
    >>18972565
    That's been done

    How about Ursula and Erica in nurses outfits?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/04/12(Fri)05:12 No.18972603
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    >perrinne

    "So Perrine." you ask the french girl across the table,
    "I didnt know you knit."
    "I.. I don't, well not yet. I guess this is as good a time as any to try." She answers.
    "Well, if you need any pointers, just ask me. I know a thing or two." you answer her.
    "You knit?" Hina asks you.
    "Yeah, long story short, I had to learn to knit to supply myself with stuff to wear during winter. It's not like my parents would buy me sweaters and stuff, so I had learn to make them." you chuckle.
    "I'll tell you this though, the first sweater I ever made was a disaster. The holes were too small and in all the wrong places, I still had to wear it for that whole winter since I didnt have any more cash for new yarn. Haha."

    This story, one that you thought would be hilarious, actually cast a pall over the meal.
    "Err.. Girls? Anything wrong?" you ask as you notice the change of atmosphere.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)05:15 No.18972610
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>18972603

    no matter what we do we are hilariously depressing. its beautiful.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)05:16 No.18972617
    >>18972603
    I don't think Hina or Perrine have actually heard our story yet.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)05:19 No.18972621
    >>18972603
    Note to self: DON'T BRING UP DEPRESSING ANECDOTES FROM OUR PAST. EVEN IF WE FINd THEM FUNNY.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/04/12(Fri)05:21 No.18972629
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    >Stopping here since I have to go home.
    >to be continued later IN THIS THREAD
    >0700.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)05:26 No.18972644
    >>18972617
    Come to think of it they haven't,

    Only our original class did
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)05:28 No.18972654
    >>18972644
    Our team actually.
    Hina knows a little, not a lot.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)05:33 No.18972671
    >>18972654
    There were some outside the team I thought
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)05:36 No.18972687
    >>18972671
    Nanoha. Wait, that's it.
    Just Nanoha.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)05:38 No.18972690
    >>18972671
    Mike, Kris and Ryuu know as well. I think that's it.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)05:48 No.18972717
    >>18972690

    chris went to fuck everyone up in the HnG santa department if i recall.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)05:54 No.18972740
    Okay, that's the last time I try to read MSQ and cook at the same time.

    That ended... poorly.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)06:39 No.18972930
    >>18972740

    Heh I wouldnt even try it
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)06:41 No.18972935
    this better not die on us
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)06:44 No.18972946
    >>18972935
    I think it's getting close to autosage, oh well LG can just start a new thread if that happens.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/04/12(Fri)07:04 No.18972993
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    "Uhhh girls? Everything okay?" you ask them again.
    "Huh... Err yeah. Yeah!" Erica says as she elbows Ursula, who in turn nudges Nanoha, who kicks Hina under the table, who pinches Perrinne's side.
    "Yeah! We're good!" they all say together "Not depressed at all. Nope."
    "Great. Anyway, yeah. I could say that I have quite a lot of experience with knitting. So just ask me for help, okay Perrine?"
    "O-of course! I'll do that." She answers you.

    TALK TO WHO?
    WHAT SAY?


    >>18972935
    >>18972946
    You two just Autosaged it. :/
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)07:09 No.18973018
    >>18972993
    Tell them about other hilarious events from our life before the bureau, that should get rid of this wierd atmosphere.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)07:14 No.18973028
    >>18972993
    So isn't it Nanohas turn to sing now?
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)07:15 No.18973030
    >>18972344
    >Mio
    >Kamina
    Interesting . . .

    Sup gents, Amateur Drawfag here. you're welcome to request from me if you want, but I'm afraid I'll only look at MSQ threads rarely now.
    And to Alice in Wonerland-PTSD anon, I now know your feel. Should have expected it from MSQ, but hell it still hits hard.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)07:15 No.18973032
    >>18972993
    Tell them about that time you went on that extended camping trip.
    That should be a nice story.

    Or about that time you were a race car driver.
    Chicks dig race car drivers.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)07:16 No.18973038
    >>18973030
    What happened?
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)07:20 No.18973058
    >>18973038
    Its about around during the Melmo trolling I think, when some anons rough(my opinion) handling on trolling people about them having babies. It relates to some certain cousins that had some 'problems'. And here in the Phils, thats a big problem

    Suffice to say, my family tore itself apart. And guess who was the side of caution that was completely ignored on both sides?

    Obviously I'm not telling everything, but I dont want to talk about it, please. That last time I ended up crying in fron of my female bro friend. That was awkward and kinda embarassing.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)07:21 No.18973063
    >>18973018
    >>18973032
    Successful trolling, right there, gents. I raged a bit at that.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/04/12(Fri)07:30 No.18973107
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    >tell another story
    "So yeah, learning to knit. Goodtimes."
    You say with a chuckle.
    "Did I ever tell you girls about that time I had to learn English from scratch? That was a hoot." you begin.
    The girls grimace around you.
    "So see, there I was, 13 years old, and the cabin bow for this Tunatrawler. And we were grabbing them by the assloads off Hawaii. But then one night, when everyone but I were drunk like skunks we got hit by a typhoon."
    "It was amazing trying to steer that tub while the captain rolled around like a barrel on deck. So anyway, I managed to keep the boat afloat by steering it into the eye of the storm see? And as luck would have it, it was one of those fluke storms that came like once every 50 years and it dragged us all the way to the west cost of the states."
    You chuckle at this, as if the story was indeed funny.
    "So there we were, an Illegal Tuna Trawler with no papers, no permits, heck the captain didnt even have a name painted on the boat, stuck off shore with the American Coastguard gunning right for us."
    "So the captain, who was still drunk, had the guys stuff me in an ice chest and throw me overboard."
    "I guess they blamed me for steering us out of international waters and into american territory, After they did this, they hightailed it out of there."
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)07:32 No.18973118
    >>18973107
    How long until they plot a way to wipe out our home dimension?
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)07:34 No.18973131
    >>18973107
    Ah, good times, good times. That adventure was a highlight of my life. It was honestly a bit like a vacation, Americans are honestly really nice to starving kids who don't speak the language. I only had 1 rib broken a day and they almost never dislocated my arms, they're so polite.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/04/12(Fri)07:42 No.18973154
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    >>18973107
    "Luckily, or unluckily, the coastguard didn't see that small icechest, and I wasn't picked up. And I found myself in San Francisco."
    "Stuck, without a passport, and with only a handful of english words in me, I had to find a way to get back home."
    The girls give you incredulous looks as to how you can tell the story with a smiling face.
    "So the first thing I did was to learn English, or at the very least learn to read it. Luckily enough, the icechest i drifted ashore in had instructions on it in both English and Japanese."
    You laugh hard at this.
    "Seriously, who needs instructions for a cooler, RIGHT? Anyway, I ripped that thing off and used it as a translation guide of sorts, expanding my repertoire quite a bit. With that accomplished, I managed to land a job at a construction site about a few weeks later."
    "Hayate..." Hina tries to interrupt.
    "WIth the money I got from working, I bought one of those little yellow inflatable boats, and some supplies. And a few weeks later, I was sailing back to Japan. And a great time was had by all.. Well.. It was just me, so yeah."
    You look around. Instead of smiling faces, you are met by 5 girls silently sobbing.
    "Uhh girls? What's up?" you ask them

    OH SHIT THEY DIDNT FIND YOUR STORY ENTERTAINING.
    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)07:44 No.18973160
    >>18973154
    Get up on stage and sing.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)07:44 No.18973163
    >>18973107
    So why are we ruining this night out?
    Goddammit, I go away for half an hour and I see you chucklefucks making our girls uncomfortable and making this a night they just want to forget.

    "But enough about me, how did your days go? How was that simulation, Hina?"
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)07:46 No.18973169
    >>18973154
    Use
    >>18972344
    Cheer them up with the most stupidly sweet song ever
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)07:46 No.18973172
    >>18973154
    This is the part where you're supposed to laugh and smile. I think I just realized my perception of a good experience during childhood might be a bit skewed. I guess you can get used to anything.

    Honestly for me it was a pretty good time, better than my home life at least.

    Well, enough about me. How was your day Hina, how did you enjoy the simulation?
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)07:46 No.18973173
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    >>18972993
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)07:48 No.18973184
    >>18973169
    Agreed with using Caramelldansen. Hopefully that will distract them enough.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)07:52 No.18973209
    Quick! Do Caramelldansen!

    Have a breakdown about the time our parents stole some caramel sweets from us.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)07:54 No.18973220
    >>18973154
    "Um, uh, I'm sorry. Would you like me to do a song?"
    CARAMELLDANSEN THEIR TEARS AWAY
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)07:56 No.18973231
    >>18973209
    We're going to therapy to avoid just this problem. An emotional breakdown now is not conducive to a nice dinner with the girls.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)07:59 No.18973238
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    Is it worse that we tell such depressing stories, or that we have no idea how sad they are because Hayate has had such a shit life?
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)08:00 No.18973245
    >>18973238
    I think the worst part is we all find his tragic life funny as hell.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)08:03 No.18973255
    >>18973238
    I think telling them is the bad part. We know the reaction that our stories get by now, so we should have an idea that our stories are depressing by now.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/04/12(Fri)08:05 No.18973261
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    "Um, uh, I'm sorry. Would you like me to do a song?"
    You say as you jump up on stage quickly.
    You scan the song list, and find one of those stupidly engaging songs the gaijins often play when you see them at comiket.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_DV9b0x7v4

    The strange lyrics, you think that they're Celtic or something, roll off your tongue for some reason.
    AS you sing, you also do that stupid dance the gaijins do with bunny ear hands and hipswings.

    The girls stare at you, and the ridiculous shit you're doing on stage.
    Your pigtails bouncing with each swing.
    halfway through the song, you see their grim frowns turn into smiles and you know you've got this in the bag.

    You finish the song with a flourish, and join the girls back at the table.
    "Did you girls like that?" you ask
    "Yes!" they answer, to which Erica added,
    "You. No more stories from you tonight."
    "Yes'm." you tell her as you go back to eating.

    TALK TO WHO?
    WAT SAY?
    <Finally able to use this fucking gif.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)08:06 No.18973264
    >>18973255
    But this was a happy one, we got to spend time away from our family, we got to see the open ocean in all of it's majesty, we even visited San Francisco, what a wonderful place. We learned a new language and got to engage in a hobby of ours, sailing! Man those were good times.
    >>18973261
    Talk to Hina and Erica, ask how simulations went for them.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)08:10 No.18973286
    >>18973261
    Talk to Hina, ask how her time in the simulation went. Did she have fun?
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)08:12 No.18973298
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    >>18971210
    >>18971210
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/04/12(Fri)08:15 No.18973310
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    >Simulations
    >Hina [since you know how Erica's went.]

    "So Hina, how did this afternoon's simulation go for you? Who were you teamed with?"
    "Easily enough I guess." she tells you.
    "I was with Keitaro, Bloodbery and Ken. None of us took guns and we all went with melee weapons. Fighting in the rain was tough though."
    "Rain? I guess we all got different scenarios then."
    "What? What did you get?" She asks.
    "A city. And Erica got a swamp." You answer.
    "And did you have to fight one of those things that jumped around while screaming?"
    "Nope. We got a huge thing that threw cars and rocks. And another one with a rocket launcher."
    "And you still finished first?"
    "Dumb luck i guess. Also great use of the environment by Lime." you tell her.
    "I see... So you have Monday off then? What do you plan to do with it?" she asks you

    WAT SAY?
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)08:16 No.18973316
    I've discovered the endgame scenario for our harem.

    http://www.mangavolume.com/serie-archive/mangas-iono-the-fanatics
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)08:19 No.18973334
    >>18973310
    "I'm thinking about getting more alchemical plants for my garden. The snowberry is a nice start, but I think a greenhouse might be a nice addition to our home."
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)08:20 No.18973337
    >>18973310
    >ooh, she got Hard Rain. Sucks to be her team.

    "I have no idea, actually. I hadn't really thought about it."
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)08:20 No.18973339
    >>18973310
    "I was actually hoping to catch up on my reading, and maybe check out that potion shop in town to work on my alchemy more. Maybe also see if there's a botany or horticulture specialist in the Bureau to talk about growing some specimens I have."
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)08:21 No.18973344
    >>18973310
    See Nanoha off, cry a bit. Set up a lounge chair on the beach, read a book, and smoke a pipe. Have lunch with all of you. Spend some time with Ursula in her lab, Visit Ryuu and get some alchemy time in. Decorate the house if I have time left before all of you get out of class. This is a rough plan and subject to change of course.

    You know, have a nice relaxing day and put all of the various responsibilities and troubles of my life on hold for a bit.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)08:25 No.18973372
    >>18973334
    Since this is a house in a bottle (more or less) we won't have to worry about pests, at least.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/04/12(Fri)08:33 No.18973412
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    "I'm thinking about getting more alchemical plants for our garden. The snowberry is a nice start, but I think a greenhouse might be a nice addition to our home."
    "You're building a greenhouse?" Ursula asks.
    "Sure, why not? We have the space in the garden, maybe a small one at first for my specimens."
    "Specimens?" Nanoha asked this
    "Oh, yeah. Well last time I got a sample of the snowberry bush miss Melmo used for her candies. I'm trying to cultivate it. Right now I have it planted in the garden under one of the trees for shade."
    "You're gonna be making age changing candies too?" Erica asks this.
    "I.. I don't think so, but maybe I can incorporate them into a potion of some sort." you answer her.

    The conversation went on through dinner, with you and the girls switching costumes multiple times.

    ---------------------------------------------------
    Right now, you are wearing a fireman's jacket and helmet with only a bright red pair of speedos underneath.
    Hina is wearing something that looks very much like clothes the Idol trio would wear.
    Erica is dressed as some sort of pirate [with a raygun on her hip]
    Ursula on the other hand is wearing a ninja outfit in bright green.
    Perrine is in an adorable frog costume you selected for her.
    And Nanoha is on stage singing her heart out wearing armor quite similar to what Saber normally wears.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVEMCFjPvzY
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)08:37 No.18973420
    >>18973412
    Hmmm...the girls all loved our little idol-off with the Idol Four; let's select a nice girly outfit and then do a little idol number for them.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/04/12(Fri)08:41 No.18973443
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    After Nanoha got off the stage, she again dragged you onto it for another song.
    The girls really do enjoy you cavorting on it.

    So there you were. Under the spotlights and the tacky discoball.
    Helmet on your head, foam axe in your hand.
    You browse trough the songs to find the perfect one for the ladies.

    WAT SING?
    **ADD A ROLL**
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)08:42 No.18973451
    rolled 64 = 64

    >>18973443
    YMCA.
    Perfect for our get-up
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)08:43 No.18973460
    rolled 75 = 75

    >>18973443
    Given the outfit, YMCA
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)08:47 No.18973477
    rolled 84 = 84

    >>18973443
    I would have wanted to do a J-pop idol number, but given our current getup? YMCA
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)08:52 No.18973521
    >>18973451
    >>18973460
    >>18973477
    I agree with these chaps.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/04/12(Fri)08:54 No.18973538
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    You find it. The perfect song.
    Sung by a group of colorful men back in the late 70's this song is a sure party pleaser no matter the Dimension.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k&ob=av2e

    As you sing it, you realize that if you replaced YMCA with The Bureau, it's a pretty good telling of how you got to where you were right now.

    You sang the shit out of that song, accentuating it with seductive hip thrusts in your speedos.
    You see Nanoha's device, in it's orb form, floating around you and guess correctly that it was recording everything.
    ------------------------------------------------------
    After a few more costume changes and quite a few more songs, the girls push you into the booth for one final costume change.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)08:58 No.18973557
    >>18973538
    This should be good.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)09:04 No.18973584
    >>18973538
    Lupin III?
    Hina as Goemon, Erica as Jigen? Maybe older Nanoha as Fujiko?
    Man, I wish AD was still around to drawfag this.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/04/12(Fri)09:13 No.18973629
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    You walked out of it in a pure white wedding dress.
    The girls dressed in tuxes.
    "Uhhh girls?" you ask them as you stare at the bouquet in your hands.
    "Cause it's cute." they answer in unison before they go in for a hug.

    Covered in 5 girls in elegant tuxedos, you can only say, "I.. I always wanted to be a bride."
    "Hah. Never let Mio hear you say that." Erica laughs as she holds you tighter.


    ------------------------------------
    The night finished, and you back in your normal clothes, you pay for everything at the front desk.
    Dende, the proprietor handed out 6 paper bags to the girls, with you not knowing whats in any of them.

    You walk outside into the crisp night air, the town lit up like picture book illustration.
    "So girls.. Did you have fun?" you ask them
    "Yep."
    "Yes!"
    "We must do that again sometime."
    "We did."
    "I.. I took a lot of pictures..."

    "I'm glad you liked it. So, what's in the bags?"
    "It's. A. Secret." Hina answers you with a wink.
    You decide to head on home and finish the evening there.

    [ ]portkey
    [ ]walk
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)09:15 No.18973643
    >>18973629
    Walk. It'd be nice, there's no rush, and gives the possibility of RANDOM ENCOUNTER.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)09:15 No.18973645
    >>18973629
    [x]walk
    It's a nice night, and it'll be relaxing to walk home.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)09:24 No.18973711
    >>18973629
    [x] STROLLINGU STROLLINGU
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/04/12(Fri)09:30 No.18973778
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    With it being such a nice night, you and the girls decide to walk home.

    The road back to the Bureau was long and empty, but you didn't mind that what with the company you kept.

    The girls older girls are flanking you, with Nanoha giventhe honor of a piggyback ride.
    [one that she refused at first, but ended up enjoying a lot.]
    You walk on.

    The wind whispered through the trees on either side of the road, the stars shone brightly in the sky.
    And across the moon, a dark cloud began to drift.

    A few meters ahead of you, you see a girl walking in the opposite direction across the street
    Under the dim light of the moon, you see the standard white Bureau uniform [the male version] and blue hair on her head.

    As you pass each other, you can't help but look at her, and she, with her bright red eyes, is looking at you as well.

    As she stares at you, you see something click in her head.
    Surprise evident on her features, she exclaims, "...YOU!"
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)09:31 No.18973786
    Oh shit what.

    Panic now!
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)09:32 No.18973790
    >>18973778
    "...ME!"
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)09:32 No.18973793
    >>18973778
    HEREWEGO.jpg
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)09:34 No.18973816
    >>18973629
    Walk, we should spend as much time with them all as we can
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)09:34 No.18973818
    >>18973778
    "WHO?"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/04/12(Fri)09:34 No.18973821
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    NEXT TIME ON MSQ:
    Intersection

    New thread at _________
    >Unsure
    >I might be headed out this Saturday.
    >Check twitter for updates.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)09:36 No.18973838
    >>18973821
    DAMMIT NO YOU GET BACK HERE
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)09:38 No.18973849
    Maybe Erica will be able to get sandwiched between two Hayate's now.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)09:38 No.18973856
    ya know, whatever happened to that statue shirou made of bunnymode? We took it, and I don't remember if anything happened to it afterwards
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)09:40 No.18973869
    >>18973856
    saving it for twins' birthday
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)09:41 No.18973871
    >>18973856
    Stuck in the folio
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)09:41 No.18973875
    >>18973856
    It's still in our Folio.

    One day we will hide it in Keima's bed.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)09:43 No.18973894
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    >>18973856
    Ahh that takes me back
    glorious mouth carvings
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)09:46 No.18973915
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    >>18973869
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)10:16 No.18974183
    >>18973856
    I do hope it hasn't started to rot.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)10:59 No.18974587
    >>18974183
    We have it in our folio.
    We really need to check if things we put in there go into stasis or not.
    My guess is yes, because we had a whole bunch of eels in there at one point, and they didn't suffocate.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/04/12(Fri)11:27 No.18974776
    rolled 43 = 43

    >>18973018
    >>18973032
    >>18973107
    >>18973154
    What the fuck, guys? What the actual fuck?
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)11:35 No.18974827
    >>18974776
    Good times.

    We learned a new language, got exposed to a new culture, earned some cash, got to go sailing, and we were half the world away from our parents.

    One of the highlights of our life
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/04/12(Fri)11:38 No.18974845
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>18974827
    I can't really argue with that, but goddamnit, we should know better about telling stories.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)11:49 No.18974926
    >>18974827
    Still, we would've learned by now that our stories just tend to depress people.

    At least we recovered and the girls had fun afterwards.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)11:51 No.18974948
    >>18974776
    Jesus christ who thought that was a good idea?
    >>18973778
    We are about to Swag ourselves, wicked.
    >>18973538
    Im proud of you for this one.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)11:59 No.18975010
    >>18973538
    >>18974948
    >As you sing it, you realize that if you replaced YMCA with The Bureau, it's a pretty good telling of how you got to where you were right now.

    Young man, there's no need to feel down.
    I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
    I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new world
    There's no need to be unhappy.

    Young man, there's a place you can go.
    I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
    You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
    Many ways to have a good time.

    It's fun to stay at the I-D-P-B.
    It's fun to stay at the I-D-P-B.

    They have everything for you men to enjoy,
    You can make out with all the girls ...

    It's fun to stay at the I-D-P-B.
    It's fun to stay at the I-D-P-B.

    You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
    You can do whatever you feel ...

    Young man, I was once in your shoes.
    I said, I was down and out with the blues.
    I felt no man cared if I were alive.
    I felt the whole world was so tight ...

    That's when an ape came up to me,
    And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
    There's a place there called the Bureau
    They can start you back on your way.

    It's fun to stay at the I-D-P-B.
    It's fun to stay at the I-D-P-B.

    source: http://www.lyricsondemand.com/onehitwonders/ymcalyrics.html
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/04/12(Fri)12:34 No.18975312
    Aw , shit. We're gonna lose Keima to Susan, if we're not careful.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)12:50 No.18975424
    >>18975312
    not if we take them both we won't/
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/04/12(Fri)12:51 No.18975433
    As I said, if we're not careful
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)13:06 No.18975575
    >>18975424
    It'll be interesting to see if Hayate's swag works on Susan, and if Susan's swag will work on Hayate.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)13:52 No.18976082
    >>18975575
    The pull of a person's swag is like the gravitational pull of a sun. Either the two will cancel each other out and nothing will happen, or they will collide and one will absorb the strength of the other.

    Or if we got everything just so, and kept just the right amount of distance between each other, we may be able to let anyone who becomes trapped on the edges of our swag to, instead of being pulled inexorably closer, instead be sling-shot out like a rail gun at relativistic speeds.

    I have no idea what this looks like outside of a metaphor for relationships but I'm interested in seeing it.
    >> Anonymous 05/04/12(Fri)13:55 No.18976113
    >>18976082
    They're horribly disgusted by the twincest/selfcest and flee our presence?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/04/12(Fri)14:00 No.18976170
    >>18975575
    Their eyes met as they passed on the path to town, the blue-haired girl with red eyes, and the blue-haired boy surrounded by girls. With a flash of recognition the blue-haired girl exclaims, "You!"

    The boy, confused, asks, "Me?"

    The next thing any of them knew, the blue-haired girl and the blue-haired boy were rolling on the ground, their lips pressed together while their hands unthinkingly roamed the other's body.

    Stunned into inaction, one of the short-haired blondes says, "H-Hayate, what are you doing!?"

    In fear of girlfriendly trauma, the blue-haired boy manages to break the lip lock and push himself away from the blue-haired girl. To everyone's surprise both of the blue-haired teens exclaim, "I don't know! Help!"



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