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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Intersection Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/05/12(Sat)04:18 No.18984329  
    These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    With it being such a nice night, you and the girls decide to walk home.

    The road back to the Bureau was long and empty, but you didn't mind that what with the company you kept.

    The girls older girls are flanking you, with Nanoha giventhe honor of a piggyback ride.
    [one that she refused at first, but ended up enjoying a lot.]
    You walk on.

    The wind whispered through the trees on either side of the road, the stars shone brightly in the sky.
    And across the moon, a dark cloud began to drift.

    A few meters ahead of you, you see a girl walking in the opposite direction across the street
    Under the dim light of the moon, you see the standard white Bureau uniform [the male version] and blue hair on her head.

    As you pass each other, you can't help but look at her, and she, with her bright red eyes, is looking at you as well.

    As she stares at you, you see something click in her head.
    Surprise evident on her features, she exclaims, "...YOU!"
    >> Fritz the pirate 05/05/12(Sat)04:20 No.18984347
    Fuck yeah
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:20 No.18984351
    "ME?! But who're YOU?"
    >> Codeki 05/05/12(Sat)04:20 No.18984353
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:20 No.18984356
    4:30 AM Thread! Woo!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:21 No.18984364
    "WHO!?" And then grab Nanoha, and hold her up infront of our face like a shield.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:22 No.18984372
    More like 6:20 PM thread.
    Fuck yeah UTC+10!
    More like 'cower behind her like a scared puppy'.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/05/12(Sat)04:23 No.18984376
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    A girl you don't know.
    One that you've only seen tonight.
    And she calls out to you with surprise and confusion in her voice.

    YOu have no idea who she is, nor do you know where you might have met her before.
    Is she part of Mike's class?
    Did you meet at that exercise you took part in last Tuesday?
    You're not sure.

    You really have no clue who she is.
    But something about her just seems so familiar.

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/05/12(Sat)04:23 No.18984377
    After a question about locking swag with Susan, I was "inspired" to write this shortly before the previous thread 404d, and I thought I'd repost it:

    Their eyes met as they passed on the path to town, the blue-haired girl with red eyes, and the blue-haired boy surrounded by girls. With a flash of recognition the blue-haired girl exclaims, "You!"

    The boy, confused, asks, "Me?"

    The next thing any of them knew, the blue-haired girl and the blue-haired boy were rolling on the ground, their lips pressed together while their hands unthinkingly roamed the other's body.

    Stunned into inaction, one of the short-haired blondes says, "H-Hayate, what are you doing!?"

    In fear of girlfriendly trauma, the blue-haired boy manages to break the lip lock and push himself away from the blue-haired girl. To everyone's surprise both of the blue-haired teens exclaim, "I don't know! Help!"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:23 No.18984379
    What? No, bad anon, no biscuit. We are their combat butler, we are the shield for our ladies, not the other way around.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/05/12(Sat)04:24 No.18984384
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:24 No.18984387
    "Do I...know you? Maybe you're part of the new Basics Class with Mike?"
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/05/12(Sat)04:25 No.18984388
    stop walking. "I'm sorry miss, do I know you?"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:25 No.18984392

    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/05/12(Sat)04:26 No.18984398
    rolled 26 = 26

    >test roll for mad scientist/mahou shounen context.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:26 No.18984399

    You look really really familiar. Are you a time-travel daughter from the future who wants to kill me or something?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:27 No.18984407

    its like 2 suns colliding with eachother
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:27 No.18984408
    rolled 68 = 68

    Test roll to see if the bizarro-seed is in use.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:27 No.18984410
    Seconding "Me?"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:27 No.18984411
    You know, there's something about you that makes me want to stick my tongue in your butt.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:29 No.18984421

    I swear, I was afraid he had carved it with his teeth or something.
    So, are you Shirou's girlfriend or something?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:30 No.18984430
    oh god
    my sides
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/05/12(Sat)04:30 No.18984432
    that's perfect.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:37 No.18984471

    +1 for shirou shenanigans
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:38 No.18984474
    We can't let Erica and Ursula know we have that statue.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:38 No.18984477
    i am so glad no one mentioned naru all this time.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:38 No.18984483
    You realize that we won't be able to use the fudgeyate statues for the twins' birthday anymore, right?
    You want to derail something that we've had in planning for so long, for just a cheap laugh?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/05/12(Sat)04:39 No.18984484
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    >> MSQ: The Other Side Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/05/12(Sat)04:41 No.18984503
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    Friday evening.
    Late after dinner.
    The twins went back to Ursula's lab to tinker with those strikers some more, Hina went back to her room, and Nanoha went training with Vita.
    You were left alone in your room.

    It wasnt so bad, having some alone time.
    The girls have been nothing but supportive the past week, what with you being stuck as a girl and all but there were some parts that felt like they were smothering you a bit.
    So now you appreciate having this time to yourself.

    You sat in your room, reading, but you got bored of that quickly, you guess you really are used to having the girls around.
    With it being such a nice night, you decided to go for a walk.

    The road back to town was long and empty, but you didn't mind that what with the gorgeous moon out.

    The wind whispered through the trees on either side of the road, the stars shone brightly in the sky.
    And across the moon, a dark cloud began to drift.

    A few meters ahead of you, you see a group of people walking in the opposite direction across the street
    Under the dim light of the moon, you see the girls, they're walking with a guy.
    A guy you didnt think you'll ever see again.

    You look closer, thinking that it might just be your mind playing tricks on you.

    And then you see him look at you.
    There's no mistaking it. That's you in your male form.
    Surprise . Disbelief. Shock.
    The only thing you could do was stare at him and exclaim, "...YOU!"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:44 No.18984527
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    "Hayate, we have to get you back! Back to your timeline!"
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/05/12(Sat)04:45 No.18984536
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    aliums did it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:46 No.18984542

    im guessing they can't actually touch each other here.

    more or less like a ghost...
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:47 No.18984548
    Or her timeline just collapsed without her noticing it and she was shunted to the nearest one.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:48 No.18984549

    don't worry, im sure we can get to her... we just have to wait another 95 chapters
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:51 No.18984575

    you are all wrong a-tan is coming so it is disrupting the space-time the hayate's that is in the bureau with majiaks
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:53 No.18984597
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:54 No.18984609
    Dude, cut it out.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/05/12(Sat)04:55 No.18984613
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    "Me?!" you ask her, "I'm not quite sure we've met before miss...?"
    "Me?!" He says with a look of confusion on his face.
    "I'm not quite sure we've met before miss...?"
    You see Nanoha, riding piggyback, tap his shoulder.
    The cloud over the moon finally begins to drift away.
    Before she could answer, Nanoha taps your shoulder.
    "Hayate...?" she says
    You turn to her, your eyes leaving the girl across the street.
    "Yes Nano?"
    "Why did you stop?"
    "Well... It's that girl..." you tell her as you look back towards the blue-haired girl.
    She's gone.
    "What girl?" Hina asks you.


    As the moon's rays bathed the street in light, the group across the street vanished like a mirage.
    'Am I going insane?' you ask yourself.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:56 No.18984624
    der fuq
    Ask Kraus if he detected anything.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:56 No.18984628
    "Kraus, did you see anyone?"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:57 No.18984631
    "That's...odd. Even for the Bureau, and that's saying something.
    "I could have sworn there was a blue-haired girl right over there."
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:57 No.18984635

    calm down man, its only 2 months and 15 days away.

    coupled with LG randomly throwing side-quest feels about naru
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:58 No.18984642
    But. . . Blue haired girl? Looked familiar?

    None of you saw her?

    Damn it, I must be seeing ghosts or something. That reminds me, have I ever told you girls about my summer camping in a forest?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:58 No.18984645
    Well I'd say I was going insane, but given the way my life has been going lately it really isn't outside of the realm of possibility.

    I saw a woman, male bureau uniform, red eyes, blue hair, around my age. She seemed surprised by my appearance and said "YOU!"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/05/12(Sat)04:58 No.18984648
    "There... There was a girl, right over there. Looked... really familiar. Blue hair, about... my height... What the hell just happened?"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:59 No.18984653

    fuck yeah i was right of being like a ghost.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)04:59 No.18984656
    Supporting asking Kraus da fuq just happened. We've had him keeping an eye on our vitals, maybe there was another power drain or something.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/05/12(Sat)05:01 No.18984676
    if only I didn't have fucking dnd in the morning.

    see you guys next time.

    and>>18984648, add "she had red eyes..."
    the doppelganger is in the details.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:02 No.18984684

    kraus will also be flabbergasted as us, i think he also felt another klaus
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/05/12(Sat)05:03 No.18984690
    And I originally had the red eyes in, too.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/05/12(Sat)05:10 No.18984746
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    "There... There was this girl.. Blue hair, red eyes... She called out to me, didn't any of you see her?"
    You ask them.
    "Nope... Are you sure there was someone there?" Erica says with an eyebrow raised.
    "Kraus. There was a girl across the street right? She was wearing the male's uniform and she yelled "YOU!" at me."
    "Fuck me. Must have been a ghost." you say as you and the girls continue walking.
    "G-ghost?" Hina asks as she gabs your arm.
    "Yeah, you've never seen one before?"
    "Well, I have. Have I ever told you guys about the summer I spent in a haunted fore-" Erica clamps her hand over your mouth.
    "Didn't I tell you? No more stories tonight."
    "Yes'm" you say through her palm.

    That evening, you and the girls retired to the bedroom exhausted from all the fun you had.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/05/12(Sat)05:13 No.18984761
    >fuck the police, I'm staying up
    >it's not like i have to have higher brain function while playing, it's just 4th ed.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:14 No.18984769
    It was a nice evening, go to sleep
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:15 No.18984771
    Yeah, just follow your rotation, and stay out of the glowing crap on the floor. . .

    Oh wait, that's World of Warcraft. Well, close enough.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:15 No.18984772
    Didn't the Dude say there was going to be a big activity this day?

    Anyway, we should make sure to invite everyone after classes so that they have a day to prepare for the housewarming party.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/05/12(Sat)05:16 No.18984780
    I'll take you up on that.

    I expect you to do the right thing, and you know what I mean by that.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/05/12(Sat)05:19 No.18984802
    pretty much yeah.
    I'm the least critical party member. we have 2 strikers, a defender and me, a hybrid striker/controller. I can basically do whatever in combat, and it doesn't influence things hugely positively or negatively.

    leave my dice off?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:20 No.18984807
    hm... judging that Lg has not hinted any "action" for so long i guess the items that was labeled as 'that' was...

    tampons/ san-pads
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:24 No.18984827

    *sarcastic slow clap

    bravo Rob downy, bravo
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/05/12(Sat)05:24 No.18984829
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    Saturday morning.
    Again you have classes.
    Again you are the the first to wake up.

    Perrinne is snuggled up close to you on the left, heside her, Hina.
    Ursula and Nanoha are on your right.
    Erica is on the floor, snoring like a lawnmower.

    You teleport out of bed, put Erica back in it, and head to the kitchen to prepare breakfast.

    Your familiars, the ones that now use your dorm room, come in through the door as if on schedule.
    "Allow us to help sir." J tells you as he takes his usual place in the kitchen.

    Ted and Dan get to the Table, while Lo informs you that he will be seeing to the garden.

    With thier help, your morning preparations go smoothly and quickly, you are now left with some free time.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]talk to Trude
    [ ]read
    [ ]see to plant
    [ ]other
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:24 No.18984833
    Mental Note:
    Care package for Nanoha:
    Strawberry-creme lip gloss
    moisturizing body soap
    feminine hygiene products

    Madoka and Vita will likely also want the same things, too, considering that they're going from an early 21st century Japan to a Renaissance-level Europe-analogue.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:25 No.18984838
    []talk to Trude, NOPE.

    Get a nice comfy chair out on the beach and read.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/05/12(Sat)05:26 No.18984844
    [x]Read HAMLET, contemplate ghost.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:26 No.18984845
    >[x] read
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:26 No.18984846
    Mentillate to Mike: "I've been over Perrine's problem of staying here from the Witch side of things; but what about from the Bureau side? Is there anything you can think of from our end that would let Perrine stay here without her cutting off all ties to her home?"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:27 No.18984849
    [x] plant
    Gotta get dem snowberries.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/05/12(Sat)05:28 No.18984857
    >brb nephew challenging me to Tekken.
    >15 mins.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:28 No.18984859

    [x]talk to Trude

    we should end this thing with her now

    we also have to know how did the witches council took the news
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:29 No.18984861
    Give him hell LG, you can take him.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:30 No.18984864
    Kick his ass.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:30 No.18984869

    >he'll kick your ass.

    i'm sure everything will be fine.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:31 No.18984872

    how old is nanoha again? i keep forgetting
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:32 No.18984879
    She just turned 13 I think.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/05/12(Sat)05:32 No.18984880
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:32 No.18984881
    13, now.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:34 No.18984891

    right ok, guess she does have those times already.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:36 No.18984902
    Important things to add to this, letters, notes and other correspondence. Chocolate and cookies, she'll miss the taste of our home cooking. Little gifts and the like to show that we're still thinking of her.
    Probably, and we are very happily leaving any conversations regarding that to the girls.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:39 No.18984933

    speaking of hormonal-related stuff

    we should let hayate read a book about it

    "idiots guide to pregnant women tantrums"

    he is going to need alot of help, judging from perrine's personality of the past...i can't imagine how bad her hormones will fuck things up....
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:39 No.18984934
    I still think we should include a digital camera and solar recharger. Not because Nanoha needs them, but as bargaining chips if she needs to negotiate a deal(and can't just BEFRIEND the opposing party).
    The ZnT Dimension has a Renaissance level of technology, but with their portal to modern-day Earth, they get some things from our world, too. So it won't be Meta-contamination if she sells a camera, and the device would be worth more than just gold.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:41 No.18984948


    pffft think about erica during her pregnancy
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:43 No.18984961
    "i want deep fried potatoes stuffed with pickles and strawberries!"

    >i have no clue what pregnant women want to eat
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:44 No.18984963
    Oh look, Erica you're pregnant, wait one second, someone is mentillating me. What's that Mike, you're mentillating that I have a mission, where? In the middle of nowhere, far far away from here, for 8 months. I would hate to go right now but I suppose I have no choice.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:47 No.18984988

    that is not how a butler does it.

    we simply let our familiars handle it, that is the butler way.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:49 No.18985002
    Almost everything they get from modern Earth is weaponry (this includes armed vehicles like fighter planes and tanks), and anything carried by the people who are sometimes dragged along with said weaponry.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:51 No.18985020
    >"idiots guide to pregnant women tantrums"
    That would actually be a good book to have uploaded to Kraus for easy reference.

    Generally they want sweet and salty foods, with spicy foods coming in third.

    Meats actually go down in craving, and we'll need to be careful in the selection of vegetables to not trigger morning sickness.
    Also, even if they want spicy foods, we'll want to be careful with the spices that are used; certain spices in quantity are bad for the baby, seeing as a number of spices that humans use are actually toxins generated by the plants to ward off pests.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:56 No.18985050
    "Almost everything" is the key part.
    Other items that found their way there are a porno magazine and a schoolgirl uniform.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:56 No.18985051

    guessing you have a child of your own sir?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/05/12(Sat)05:59 No.18985067
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    >2 votes read
    >1 talk trude
    >1 plant

    You plop yourself down at the breakfast table and pull out a book from your folio.
    More than prince of cats, I can tell you. O, he is
    the courageous captain of compliments. He fights as
    you sing prick-song, keeps time, distance, and
    proportion; rests me his minim rest, one, two, and
    the third in your bosom: the very butcher of a silk
    button, a duellist, a duellist; a gentleman of the
    very first house, of the first and second cause:
    ah, the immortal passado! the punto reverso! the
    The what?
    The pox of such antic, lisping, affecting
    fantasticoes; these new tuners of accents! 'By Jesu,
    a very good blade! a very tall man! a very good
    whore!' Why, is not this a lamentable thing,
    grandsire, that we should be thus afflicted with
    these strange flies, these fashion-mongers, these
    perdona-mi's, who stand so much on the new form,
    that they cannot at ease on the old bench? O, their
    bones, their bones!

    As you finished the scene, Hina and Perrinne join you at the table.

    >dammit he's really good at maining Jin.
    >had to Marduk juggle him.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)05:59 No.18985072
    Nope. Just research that I've been doing ever since Perrine showed signs of morning sickness.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:02 No.18985079
    >Hina and Perrinne join you at the table.
    "Good morning, ladies. Did you sleep well?"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:03 No.18985084
    Morning ladies, I trust you slept well. Care to join me for breakfast?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:03 No.18985086
    We should head down to the shop at the Bureau. A couple things we might want to look for.

    MP3 player like device + infinite power source
    Book with multiple books in it. Kinda like "The Complete Works of Shakespeare" but with thousands of other books too, but in a compact size.
    Pile of Durable, but easily tradable devices for her to use as bartering.
    Gameboy Advance w/ cart with every game on it + infinite power source
    Unbreakable glass bottles.

    I don't want her leaving without a bag of holding filled with Healing and other potions.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:06 No.18985096
    >I don't want her leaving without a bag of holding filled with Healing and other potions.
    Oh, good point. We should brew up a huge batch Sunday, then.

    Do we want to go with regular bottles (I'm thinking plastic sports bottles, so that they don't break), or do we want to experiment with emulsifiers and gel capsules?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:07 No.18985103
    A bottle of fresh Hayate Cream? So that she can come back and introduce us to Hayate 2: Electric Boogaloo?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:09 No.18985114
    Bottles, we can fuck around with experiments when we are making them for ourselves

    We need to look over our plant before we leave though
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:10 No.18985119
    I was figuring we could head down to the shop. They might have some kind of glass bottles that are unbreakable.

    However, if we manage to get a shitload of plastic sports bottles, that should work just as well. We will need to ask her if she has a purse of holding, or something of the type so that she doesn't have to carry several hundred gallons of Healing Potion in a backpack.

    We can also give her a few gallons of Molotov and the other potions in case of trouble.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/05/12(Sat)06:12 No.18985131
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    "Morning ladies. Sleep well?" you ask them.
    "I.. I did." Hina answers.
    "No you didn't." Perrinne tells the pink-haired one. "You kept waking up and talking about ghosts, and asking if they can get into the house."
    "I... I'm sorry." she says with down cast eyes.
    "No. I'M sorry." you tell her. "I shouldn't have talked about them last night. Now let's forget about that and get started on breakfast."

    "Perrinne, please feel free to invite anyone in your class for tomorrow." You tell her.
    "What's happening tomorrow?"
    "We're having our housewarming party. A barbecue down by the beach, everyone feel free to bring their bathing suits."
    "I.. I see.. I'll tell Miyafuji and Lucchinni later." she tells you as she gets back to buttering a roll.

    Breakfast continued with the rest of the girls also joining you at the small, cozy table.
    "Nanoha, invite your friends over tomorrow okay? Tell them that bathing suits are optional but encouraged."
    "Oh and I hope you're excited for tonight."
    "YEP! I can't wait." she tells you with a lovely smile.

    You settle yourself into your blue recliner, the Dude still no where in sight.
    You see that you still have about 15 more minutes to go before classes start, and you ponder on what to do with this free time.

    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:14 No.18985143
    Ask Yuki if she'd like to come to the party.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:14 No.18985145
    Find Yuki, invite her, then invite members of our class to the housewarming.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:15 No.18985149
    15 minutes?
    I'm still for mentillating to Mike real quick about Bureau-side options for Perrine's situation. Something might come of it, something might not, but we should at least try.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:15 No.18985153
    Mentalate our Potion's teacher an ask him if there's a way to put potions in a gel-capsule.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/05/12(Sat)06:15 No.18985154
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    >i have just been told that there will be a scheduled power outtage here tonight at 8pm.
    >will wrap up thread before then.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:16 No.18985158
    Ask Lo how our plant is going
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:17 No.18985160
    Your power company is shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:18 No.18985169
    Prepare the fresh Hayate Cream for Nanoha's trip!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:20 No.18985178
    No tablet? Damn been looking forward to this all day
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:22 No.18985189
    For how long? If it's only a couple of hours, we'll wait for you to get back.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:23 No.18985197
    Introduce power company to
    Control power
    Free electricity
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/05/12(Sat)06:24 No.18985199
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    You mentillate the quiet bookish girl, the one that was with you when you first checked the house out.
    'Yuki, I don't know if Perrinne has told you about this, but we'll be having our house warming party this Sunday. I'd like to invite you to come over then.'
    'Can I?' she answers
    'Of course. We're having a barbecue down by the beach, feel free to bring a bathing suit so you can have a swim.'
    'A B-bikini!?' she's suddenly flustered.
    'Well... Not necessarily a bikini, but if you want to wear one I suppose you could. So, wanna go?'
    'Great. We start at around 3, and go through the night.'

    THat done, you think if there's anyone else you want to invite from the basics class.
    [ ]idols
    [ ]Ayumu
    [ ]arararararagi siblings
    [ ]those cute twins from the third floor
    [ ]all of the above.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:25 No.18985204
    [x] all
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:25 No.18985206
    The arc that the porno mag came from was filler for the anime adaptation. I'm about 95% sure that the schoolgirl outfit was too. The ZnT anime distorts and butchers a bunch of stuff from the novels.

    In the Light Novels, the spell that occasionally drags over things from Earth specifically targets weapons.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/05/12(Sat)06:26 No.18985208
    Unsure. might be a couple of hours, might be till morning.
    they're replacing a shitload of rotten electrical poles.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:26 No.18985209
    All of the above

    We throw big parties
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:26 No.18985210
    >[x]fuck that shit. INVITE OUR BROS
    Hell, invite Mike, Corn, Rance etc while we're at it
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:26 No.18985211
    [x]all of the above.
    The more the merrier.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:27 No.18985213

    [x]all of the above.

    wow only once choice this time?
    LG being so deliberate
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:27 No.18985214
    [X]all of the above.

    We throw awesome large parties, now that we have the space for it we can make them even bigger and better.

    Do a quick check in with the girls to coordinate invitations before we grab any of them. They almost certainly won't object to anyone, but we may as well check before we invite people they don't know all that well.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:27 No.18985217

    [X]all of the above.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:28 No.18985220
    But that's just it; are they going to the world from the anime, or the one from the light novels?
    Isn't it better to be prepared?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:28 No.18985227
    Of course we invite Grandpa along and corn because he is Nanoha's friend, invite Ryuu, Max and Emps

    No Rance though, that is a recipie for disaster
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:29 No.18985230
    All as well as our bros and the dolls and Mike and Dude
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:30 No.18985239
    >No Rance though, that is a recipie for disaster
    Why? We had him during the birthday party and everything went fine, right?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:31 No.18985247
    No, he didn't come to the birthday party.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:34 No.18985264
    We could probably invite Shinji, Recette, and the Doctor as well.

    With the Doctor though, he'll probably just show up because we invited him in the future. Then the next time we see him in the hall, we'll invite him.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:35 No.18985270
    Ah yeah let's get Recette out of the PX for once
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:35 No.18985272

    he did not.

    also just because he is an instructor does not mean he won't target students for one night stands, hell guessing that is why he accepted being a teacher in the first place.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:36 No.18985274
    I must be confusing him with someone else then.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:38 No.18985288
    Yeah let's do this.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:39 No.18985290
    Speaking of Rance we really do need more adventures of team "what is a vagina"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:40 No.18985299
    Rance is the constantly horny guy who's head of Team "What is a vagina." and fought against Shirou in a "Who can get more women" contest for the test.

    You were probably thinking about Max, Emps, Korn or possibly even Doomrider.

    Don't forget our Potion's master. He could possibly even give us advice on setting up an Alchemy lab.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:41 No.18985301
    Don't forget to hire the best DJ in the bureau , bitches love good music in a party
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:41 No.18985310
    That's Ryuu
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/05/12(Sat)06:42 No.18985313
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    >All of the above.
    You have Kraus link you to the Idols and Ayumu.
    'Hi guys, I'm putting together a little party at my place this Sunday. I was wondering if you'd like to come.'
    'Is it someon'es birthday aniki?' Ayumu asks you.
    'Nah. It's a housewarming party. I just got a new place, and thought I'd throw one. Just some barbecue and music. The usual. Bring a bathing suit if you can.'
    'Bathingsuit? Are you planning something perverted Niichan? Nishishi..' the Idol twins ask you.
    'No.. Nothing like that. You could you them if you wanted to take a dip in the sea.'
    'But aniki, there's no beach nearby, from what I remember the Bureau is surrounded by land.'
    Miki answers this for you.
    'He has a beach at his house! Miki saw it when she spent the night there!'
    'WHAAAAT?! Miki, you're so unfair. You're trying to hog Niichan all to yourself!'
    'Aniki, Did she really spend the night there?' Ayumu asks you.
    You regret doing a conference call immediately.
    'Err.. yeah. She got lost and found the house, so I let her sleep here.' you tell him trying to keep it vague.
    'YEP! And Miki enjoyed sleeping with him.' Miki again interrupts.
    'Niichan... We want to sleep with you too!' the twins say in unison.
    'Aniki... You really do have a lot to teach me."
    'err.. yeah so, you guys coming?' you ask the four of them.
    'Miki will wear a new bikini!'
    'Yes Aniki. I shall be there.'
    'Great. Party starts at 3PM.' you say as you disconnect the Idols.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:42 No.18985316
    It was probably Max that I thought about.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:48 No.18985342

    the idol's handler will so beat the shit out of us....
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:49 No.18985345
    He knows already

    We sorted that one out ASAP
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:50 No.18985350
    I wish Idol's handler was DMX:
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:51 No.18985352
    Invite him too. that should keep them from molesting us.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:51 No.18985361

    did not know about sleeping on the same bed as miki though...

    twins will probably say something about them sleeping with hayate on the same bed too and have the same "fun" as miki said.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/05/12(Sat)06:53 No.18985368
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    Now left with Ayumu in the connection, you ask him something that has been bothering you.
    'Hey Ayumu, what's the name of those cute twins in your class?'
    'Ami and Mami?' he asks
    'No. The other pair, I saw them at the third floor the other day.'
    'Ah. The Kinoshitas. That's Yuuko and Hideyoshi. Why aniki? Do you like them?'
    'No. Nothing like that... I just want to invite them too.' you correct him quickly.
    'Oh. Well yeah, that's the Kinoshitas.'
    'Thanks. I'll see you on Sunday.'
    'See you Aniki.'

    Now that you have thier names, you have Kraus switch the conenction to the Araragis and the Kinoshitas.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:54 No.18985379
    Actually, I think he knows that too.
    As soon as we woke up we called him and let him know that Miki somehow found her way into our home during the night.

    He mentally "sighed" at us when we mentioned the Honey thing and asked us to make sure she made it to class on time.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:55 No.18985380

    here comes the trap truck
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:56 No.18985387
    >emprah's house warming gift, A landraider.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:56 No.18985389

    again, did not mention about sleeping on same bed.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)06:59 No.18985404
    We told him about that, we mentioned she found her way into our house and we woke up with her there next to us
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:02 No.18985417

    >You have Kraus get you in touch with Miki's handler.
    >That man that said he was watching you when you first met him.
    >'Good morning P-san'
    >'Good morning Ayasaki.' he answers. 'to what do I owe the pleasure?'
    >'Miki found her way into my house last night. She managed to activate a portkey I had hidden in town and ended up at my place.' you begin to explain
    >'She got into bed while the girls and I were sleeping and that is where I found her this morning. She's currently being kept company by my familiars in the kitchen. Should I take her to her room or will you pick her up?

    He knows.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/05/12(Sat)07:11 No.18985457
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    'hello guys.' you inform the two sets of siblings.
    'You might not remember me, but I was that guy that was with you in that training exercise last Tuesday.'
    'The guy that we fought?' Koyomi, the eldest of the Araragi siblings asked.
    'Yep. The one with the T-rex.' you tell him. 'anyway, I'm having a housewarming party this Sunday at three. And I was wondering if you'd all like to come.'
    'In the dorms?' one of the twins ask you.
    'Well, yes and no. It'll be at my resort, which is in a bottle, in my room.' you tell her. 'I'll heat up the grill, toss some steaks on, and maybe some music, and we can all hang out by the beach. Bring swimsuits if you'd like, so you can take a dip.'
    'Swimming?! I love swimming!' came the voice of the Araragi sister that you fought hand-to-hand with.
    'I guess, we're going then.' Koyomi tells you. 'Thanks for the invite sempai.'
    'My sister and I are also honored to be invited. Please do not trouble yourself too much on account of us.' the other twin tells you.
    'No. No trouble at all. party starts at 3. I'll see you all there.' you tell them as you disconnect.

    The dude walks in, in his hands an ax.
    "Good morning kiddies." he greets the class.
    "You've all experienced how it would be like to fight against single opponents, and a group of them.
    Well this morning, I shall let you have a taste of what it would be like to fight an army."
    He sets the ax down on the podium.

    1-50 minimal majaik
    51-100 no restrictions
    averaging first 5 rolls
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:12 No.18985458
    >emprah's house warming gift
    More likely to be some artifact like the Holy Grail, "Some cup he drank out of before he got wasted and thought he died for a weekend," or Excalibur "A decent sword he found in a rock," or one of hundreds of other artifacts he picked up throughout his life.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:13 No.18985468
    rolled 9 = 9

    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:14 No.18985471
    rolled 2 = 2

    An important roll.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:14 No.18985475
    rolled 36 = 36

    I want to test our orbital bombardment again.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:14 No.18985478
    rolled 77 = 77

    Low Magic it is.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:14 No.18985482
    rolled 47 = 47

    looks like it
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:16 No.18985487

    This should be VERY interesting.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:16 No.18985488
    rolled 38 = 38

    Oh well, we'll get to do more full power later. Nothing wrong with training our basic strategic abilities.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/05/12(Sat)07:25 No.18985539
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    "Majaik use is allowed, but will be severely restrained. Your devices will inform you what abilities you will and will not be able to use. You cannot bring anything other than your devices, and your armor. No extra weapons or tools you happen to have on you. You will be working together with a small simulated band against hordes of invaders. You must hold them off and prevent them from breaching your position until back up arrives. It's all a simple manner of protecting the keep."

    he taps his sunglasses and the room dematerializes.

    You find yourself standing on the parapet of a huge fortress, below you stood an ocean of troops ready to attack it.
    beside you are ranks of pointy-eared archers, and normal men.
    And below you, in the courtyard, was a small group of foot soldiers.

    "Men!" one of the men below you yell, obviously the leader of this. "We must hold the line! Your wives, mothers and sisters are counting on you! We shall not let the forces of Sauron take Helm's Deep!"
    This is met by the courageous roar of the men around you.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/05/12(Sat)07:28 No.18985553
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    Body Count

    New thread at 2200 4chan time.
    >now buckling down for the power outage.
    >see you chaps later.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:33 No.18985564

    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:35 No.18985571
    rolled 10 = 10

    >Helm's Deep
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:36 No.18985575
    >battle of helm's deep
    >minimal majaik

    We better know how to use a fucking bow.
    Or lets hijack a catapult.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/05/12(Sat)07:37 No.18985580
    no bows.
    we be the dwarf tosser/dwarf wingman.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:40 No.18985586
    Speaking of powers

    I still think we need a strength or power mode

    Drago is all good, but we can run out of it or we might need the strength for a quick boost where taking a swig of our potion would be a waste

    I liked the old bear mode ( with slutty dating sim reject clothing ) and kumamimi idea
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)07:45 No.18985606


    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)08:06 No.18985690
    I'm guessing we still have silverware combat.
    Or possibly, we still have teabeam, but now silverware stuff.

    If we only have teabeam, we conserve it.
    If we have silverware, we spark trident-forks and throwing knives.
    Also use our spoons for impromptu catapults.

    What say you?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)10:40 No.18986666
    It'll all depend on what we have available.
    Considering the level of magic in the setting, even that might be too much.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)13:49 No.18988282
    >Siege of Helm's Deep
    But there's nothing there to hat?!
    A warg maybe?`
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/05/12(Sat)14:05 No.18988427
    We don't have to pick up a new familiar from EVERY major sim.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/05/12(Sat)14:06 No.18988439
    the Rohans man.
    We get a MOUNT
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)14:11 No.18988493
    That's like saying we don't need to swag every girl we meet...
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/05/12(Sat)14:56 No.18988888
    I'm okay with that.

    Well, we don't NEED to. Doesn't mean it's not gonna happen. For that, we didn't get one out of the L4D sim, either.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)14:58 No.18988918
    ... that is true, damn.
    Though, a zombie would probably make a terrible familiar.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)15:35 No.18989294
    Imagine a Boomer familiar. . .
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)15:40 No.18989341
    I don't think it would last very long.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/05/12(Sat)15:47 No.18989403
    Then he respawns
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/05/12(Sat)16:29 No.18989883
    but the only effect the boomer has is
    1 fucking up your vision
    2 attracting other infected.

    we'd be better off working on a boomer-bile potion, and getting a jockey or hunter familiar.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/05/12(Sat)17:46 No.18990779
    Is it? I've never actually managed to play L4D. Well, fuck the boomer, then. I thought they solider to some real effect.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/05/12(Sat)17:47 No.18990796
    That should have been "sploded," not "solider."

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