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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: DON'T PANIC Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/06/12(Sun)22:30 No.19006180  
    These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    "By the way. I has having this housewarming party tomorrow. Maybe you two would like to come?"
    "A party?" recette asks as she finally uncovers her eyes.
    "Yep. I just got a new place from Gulliver's and I was thinking of having a little barbecue by the beach." you tell her.
    "A beach?! Tear, CAN WE GO? HUH? CAN WE GO PLEEEEEEASE?!" she asks the fairy.
    "Well..." she begins.
    "Free food." you tell her.
    "Well, I guess we can close the store for an hour or two. What time is it?"
    "Three. Just come on by to my room at the dorms, I'll have my familiars guide you from there."
    "Okay then. We shall come."
    "YAY! SWIMIFICATIONS!" Recette exclaims happily.

    You exit the PX after quick goodbyes and head off to Ryuu's bar.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:31 No.19006186
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:34 No.19006229

    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:35 No.19006234
    >swq tomorrow
    >supposed to write after-thread story
    >have nothing done

    Fuck yeah, MSQ!
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:35 No.19006243
    LG, here's that date calculation you wanted:
    4/14 - White Day 51
    4/15 - spar with Mio, Nanoha's birthday 53-60
    4/16 - A-tan, met the Idols, date with Hina 61-63
    4/17 - Saturday, final combat tests in Basic, Day of Sousuke's Camp 64-71
    Sousuke's camp 72-74
    4/18 - Sunday, Sousuke's Camp ends, loli brigade eats too much sugar 75
    4/19 - Monday, Dude, bowling, buying house 77-80
    4/20 - Tuesday, training the rookies 81-83
    Infinicon 84-92
    4/21 - Wednesday Melmo candies 93-98
    4/22 - Thursday We get Daniil, Cannon gets fired 99-101
    4/23 - Friday, Trude confronts us, breaks our arm, L4D, Dende's, see Susan 102-105
    4/24 - Saturday, Helm's Deep, prep for Nanoha's field training and date 105-106
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:36 No.19006254
    We should start planning nightmare scenarios for the party. We've essentially assembled the most unluckiest and misunderstood people (ourselves included) in one place.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:39 No.19006281

    na, im sure it will be a manageable party.

    i mean, what could go wrong?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/06/12(Sun)22:40 No.19006303
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    R&D. As the title suggests, it's the Bureau's Research and Development section.
    Here the brightest minds [and the craziests ones] are gathered working on projects that aid Bureau operations.
    From weapons, potions, and even new types of bio-luminescent underwear, these hallowed halls have seen them all.

    You walk the still dimly lit corridor to Ryuu's bar, every step familiar and memorized.

    You knock on the door.
    Instead of opening for you automatically like it has done in the past, you now have to turn the knob.

    'Weird.' you think to yourself as you step inside.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:40 No.19006306
    >walking into a room
    >land on one of the girls
    >"It's a misunderstanding!"
    >"that's just fine..."
    >sexytimes ensue
    >another girl enters
    >trips and falls
    >"It's a misunderst-"
    >dragged into sexytime
    >another girl enters
    >"It's a mis-"
    >another girl enters
    >another girl enters
    >girl looks in the window to make sure its safe to enter without being molested
    >one of the girls grabs her and pulls her in
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:41 No.19006310
    Fortunately for us, with Shirou all we have to do is force-feed him sugar to make him into Illya, who is easier to control and won't make as big a mess.
    I don't THINK Sousuke will be a problem, but we should be prepared just in case. Like a quick-reference guide to beach activities that he can understand.
    Who else should we plan for?
    Will Negi's swag be at full force?
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:42 No.19006326
    OH GOD.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)22:42 No.19006328
    oh shit
    here comes the omegaverse
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:45 No.19006371
    Ryuu is busy with bartender swag

    He and melmo are old friends after all
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:45 No.19006376
    Ryuu and Mio gettin' busy
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:45 No.19006380
    Uhhh white day falls on March.
    So it's 3-24
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:47 No.19006400
    3/14 - White Day 51
    3/15 - spar with Mio, Nanoha's birthday 53-60
    3/16 - A-tan, met the Idols, date with Hina 61-63
    3/17 - Saturday, final combat tests in Basic, Day of Sousuke's Camp 64-71
    Sousuke's camp 72-74
    3/18 - Sunday, Sousuke's Camp ends, loli brigade eats too much sugar 75
    3/19 - Monday, Dude, bowling, buying house 77-80
    3/20 - Tuesday, training the rookies 81-83
    Infinicon 84-92
    3/21 - Wednesday Melmo candies 93-98
    3/22 - Thursday We get Daniil, Cannon gets fired 99-101
    3/23 - Friday, Trude confronts us, breaks our arm, L4D, Dende's, see Susan 102-105
    3/24 - Saturday, Helm's Deep, prep for Nanoha's field training and date 105-106
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:49 No.19006420

    Just give in girls. It's gonna happen whether you want it or not.

    Actually, that makes me wonder: If our swag is capable of affecting people's thought processes, could we be considered a rapist?
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:49 No.19006431
    Doubtful, Mio likes her prey younger remember
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:50 No.19006449
    I doubt it. Mio seemed pretty set on getting a son from Hayate.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:51 No.19006453
    Not if we do it without trying and don't take advantage of girls with it
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:52 No.19006474
    That's like asking if person X is so physically attractive that it affects person Y's thought processes in a way that makes person Y more likely to sleep with person X, is person X a rapist?

    Well, no.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:53 No.19006476
    She said she'd make Ryuu her husband and Hayate her wife.

    I dunno if she means that Ryuu and Hayate would DP her, or if she'd wear a strapon and have her and Ryuu DP Hayate.

    I'm a little concerned.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:53 No.19006481
    Pretty much every dude who gets any is a rapist by that definition.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/06/12(Sun)22:55 No.19006498
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    There comes a time in one's life when one just gets stuck between a rock and a hard place.
    A time when everything goes to shit.
    That certain time when the fecal matter makes contact with the rotating wind mover.
    And that time has come for you AGAIN.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:55 No.19006503
    I don't remember her saying he would be her husband

    She said he would be a good one
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:56 No.19006514
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:56 No.19006521
    Shirley and Mio with Ryuu tied up in a corner?
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:56 No.19006522
    inb4 drunk Mio, Trude and Shirley.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:57 No.19006528
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:57 No.19006535
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    Aw shit, better get a helmet on, son.
    And those orihalcum boxers you just bought.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:57 No.19006540
    Ryuu's dead.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:58 No.19006549
    I like your style.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/06/12(Sun)22:58 No.19006553
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    Doorknob in hand, you push the door open, it swings to the side on well oiled hinges.
    There, on a stool, sat Sakamoto Mio, The Hero of Japan and the crazy-pirate witch that has your boxers.
    She has her back to the bar and is facing you, her requisite drink in-hand.
    Slowly, a smirk forms on her face.
    Ryuu is nowhere in sight.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]go on inside
    [ ]NOPE
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:59 No.19006562
    Mio's horny then? CRAZY IVAN
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)22:59 No.19006569
    Welp, gonna happen sometime, might as well be now.....

    Go inside.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:00 No.19006576
    >[x] go on inside

    If we run, we will only be tired when the rape starts.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)23:00 No.19006581

    Nanoha is not going to appreciate it if we get raped right before the last quality time we'll get to spend with her before field training.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:01 No.19006582
    [X]go on inside

    Hey Mio, you seen Ryuu, and where is Shirley hiding, is she hiding behind the bar, on the ceiling of behind the door?

    By the way, don't try anything, I have enough on my plate without having to deal with you two. You try anything now you'll disturb my date with Nanoha, which means I'm not going to be all that polite about this.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:01 No.19006589
    We've been solving our women troubles lately, let's get this last one over with.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:01 No.19006590
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    This smells of a trap

    >Check for Flanking maneuvers by the U.S.S. Softness
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:01 No.19006602
    [x]Go in.
    "Ah Ms. Sakamoto, have you seen Ryu?"
    W didn't put the jock on and Shirley is behind us, im calling it.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:02 No.19006613
    [x]go on inside
    "Hello, Mio. Have you seen Ryuu around?"
    Slide our hand into our pocket and grasp our portkey. Get ready to port out of here at a moment's notice.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:03 No.19006614
    [x] Curse the misfortune of our birth
    [x] Go inside
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:03 No.19006618
    [x] go on inside

    Try to reason with her. Today is an important day and we cannot allow her nonsense to get in the way of things with Nanoha.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:04 No.19006629
    "You do know if you get pregnant, you won't be able to drink for nine months, right?"
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:05 No.19006648
    [x]go inside

    Because I enjoy the HUE.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:06 No.19006655
    (x) TIME STOP + Apply indestructible chastity boxers.

    Then go in.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:07 No.19006661
    >implying there is a choice.
    Damn you LG. I say we get ready to portkey out, or atleast pull a MC NGAF and start shooting.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:07 No.19006667
    Go inside

    I didn't know Ryuu left this place ever, anyway were having a hiusewarming party want to come?
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:09 No.19006690

    Then watch Mio destroy them anyway.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:11 No.19006711
    No wasting Cassie. We may need it on the date.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)23:11 No.19006712
    it's like you guys don't even want to try to avoid the rape.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:11 No.19006713
    [x] put it in
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)23:13 No.19006729
    Some men just want to watch the boy get raped by the Hero of Japan.

    And so: >>19006553
    So long as we've got our new boxers on.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:13 No.19006732
    They did something to Ryu and we need to find out what.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:13 No.19006734
    As for myself, I've accepted that, short of a teleport, we're going to get raped. Running will only mean we get molested while tired.
    Better to go in, talk to her, and then port out.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:13 No.19006735
    What's worse? A little less timestop, or being unprotected against MioRape?
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:15 No.19006765
    I suggest if they try anything, we time stop, take Mio's sword and bouncy castle them both until our message gets through to them. They really need to understand that flirting is fine but they do not get to cross the line.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/06/12(Sun)23:16 No.19006782
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    >go on inside.
    "Good afternoon Mio." you as as you make sure to leave the door open "Have you seen Ryuu?"
    "Good afternoon as well dear wife." she answers with a nod "Ryuu is currently busy, and has left the bar in my care. Why don't you join us for a drink."
    "Us?" you ask her.
    The door closes behind you.
    "Us." Says a familiar voice from your rear.
    You turn around and there stands Shirley, her hand on the door knob.
    "Hey there, Hayata." The Softness greets you sultrily. "Miss me?"

    "SIR! USS SOFTNESS SPOTTED OFF THE STERN! PIRATE SHIP SAKAMOTO HAS US IN RANGE!" Your lookout calls down from the crow's nest
    "ALL HANDS, EMERGENCY MANUEVERS! " You command your panicked imaginary crew.

    WAT SAY?
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:17 No.19006791
    I like this.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:17 No.19006805
    Um yeah, it's nice seeing you again, I suddenly just remembered I left the oven flushing, gotta go.

    Port out.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:18 No.19006807
    >bouncy castle Charlotte and Mio
    >Mio gets pummeled by tits
    >Charlotte's rack knocks her out
    >"Uh guys? What happened?"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)23:18 No.19006810
    "Miss Yeager, I do not have the words to properly respond to that question."
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:18 No.19006814
    "I'm sorry, Mio, Miss Yeager, but I have a date tonight."

    Portkey out.

    Invite Ryuu via mentillation.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:19 No.19006816
    >leaving the bar to an alcoholic
    Great plan there, Ryuu.

    I don't suppose asking them not to rape us today would have any effect? Possibly just to keep the conversation tame and civil for the time being?
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:20 No.19006825
    Well ok. Say hi to Shirley. Mention that Ursula said she was in town. Ask how work on the strikers is going.

    Maintain the charade until they make a move, then port out.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:20 No.19006828
    That'll surprise her.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:20 No.19006829
    "Hello, Miss Shirley. Ursula was saying that you had arrived to help with some of her modifications.
    "Ah, Mio, I wanted to invite you to our housewarming party tomorrow. You are welcome to bring others, of course. Please mention it to Ryuu when he gets back.
    "Oh, will you look at the time. I'm so terribly late. I'll see you tomorrow."

    And port out of there. NOW. Port-key or our own teleport, doesn't matter which. Use both if we have to.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:23 No.19006871
    "Hello Miss Yeager. Have the twins told you about the party in our home tomorrow at three? Your both welcome to come."

    "Oh and Mio, you do realize I will not go down without a fight."
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:23 No.19006884
    The rape whistle, blow it! It's our only hope!
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:25 No.19006901
    Mio, Miss Yeager, lovely to see the both of you. Would either of the two of you care to come to our house warming party tomorrow, and if you see Ryuu please invite him as well.

    Miss Yeager, thank you for bringing the strikers over, Ursula appreciated it greatly.

    To the both of you, if you try anything I will stick you in a teacup and shake you around until you fall unconscious, is that understood. I have a date tonight and I'm not going to let either of you ruin it.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:25 No.19006913
    "Oh and Mio, you do realize I will not go down without a fight."

    "Oh that's fine. Just makes it all the sweeter when I beat you into submission."
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:26 No.19006918
    >Pour whiskey
    >Thousand yard stare
    >Make comment about fatherhood
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/06/12(Sun)23:28 No.19006939
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    "Miss Yeager, I do not have the words to properly respond to that question." you tell her as your hand instinctively goes into your pocket.
    "Aww... You missed me so much you're speechless." She goes in for a hug, her huge guns press against your back.

    'SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFT...' Your mind begins to melt.
    Mio gets out of her stool and walks over, her hands reaching for the one in in your pocket, pulling it out.
    "Now, now Hayate. No need to be on guard too much. We just wanted to spend some time with you."
    The two of them pull you into a nearby booth and stuff you into it.

    You are up against the wall, with Mio in your lap.
    Shirley is right beside you blocking you in.
    "Sooo... Hayata. What's with all this 'wife' thing Mio has been saying?" she asks you.
    Mio grinds into your lap.

    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:31 No.19006981
    Nothing more than playful wishful thinking on the Major's part.

    Invite them to the party, offer to hang out with them on Monday, make whatever concessions or deals we have to to get out of here in time for the date.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:31 No.19006985
    Completely ignore what they're doing, extend invitations to the housewarming party and ask them to pass it on to Ryuu.

    Go behind the bar and mix ourself a drink, if they try to prevent it teleport there. Inform them that nothing is ever going to happen if they don't clear it by the rest of the girls.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:32 No.19006988
    Oh god we're going to be raped for real at this rate.


    "You know, this situation reminds me an awful lot of this one time I spent in a bar in (bad japanese city here). I was trying to get out because I saw this really creepy guy had been eying me, but when I turned around another creepy guy grabbed me by the shoulders and took me into the back room and pushed me onto a stool just like this.

    Do you really want to make me remember the rest of it?"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)23:32 No.19006990
    "I can't entirely say? I'm afraid I can't spend too much time with you right now, ladies, for I have a date with another lovely lady soon, and I was just stopping by to invite Ryuu to the party tomorrow."
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:33 No.19007004
    Erk, logic at odds with... desire to... have imaginary threeway...
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:33 No.19007007
    "Mio decided... ah... at some point that I... I would make a good... a good... for God's sake Mio I'm trying to talk here..."
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:35 No.19007024
    "Mio has apparently decided that my talents and abilities are those of an ideal wife, and wishes to make me hers. However, I am already spoken for, and must meet my lady quite soon.
    "Ah, Mio, I wished to extend an invitation to our housewarming party tomorrow, at 3. I was hoping to invite Ryuu, but as he's not here, would you be so kind as to invite him as well? You are also welcome to come as well, Miss Yeager.
    "Now, if you ladies will excuse me..."

    Teleport out of there now.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:37 No.19007043
    Mio wants to make me her wife

    We are having a house warming party tomorrow, I was wondering if you would like to join us

    All while our brain is melting thanks to softness
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:37 No.19007045
    Just because she's playful about it doesn't mean she's not taken with the idea.

    If anything, it would just make it difficult to gauge HOW serious she is, but with the whole imaginary kid thing we did it seems pretty sincere.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:39 No.19007058
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:40 No.19007076
    "Ah wife. That reminds me of a story...."
    I like this man's plan.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:41 No.19007081
    This, but instead of teleporting out, continue with the following.

    "Now if you'll excuse me, ladies, I have a date with Nanoha this evening. She'd surely be upset with you if you if you make me late. And I'm sure you know that she can be quite the little ball of death and destruction when she's upset."
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:41 No.19007082
    That would just turn it into loving, tender rape.

    Besides, didn't Erica tell us to stop telling stories?
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:42 No.19007094
    I don't know if they've met Nanoha.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:42 No.19007098
    Bottling up trauma just makes it grow.

    It's better to let it out. Repeatedly. Over people you want to go away.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:43 No.19007105
    Mio has only briefly met Nanoha, and this is Shirley's first time here.
    Neither have seen Nanoha in action, so this statement will have no effect.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/06/12(Sun)23:45 No.19007123
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    "Mio decided..." The cyclopian witch continues to squirm in your lap,
    "ah... at some point that I... I would make a good... a good... for God's sake Mio I'm trying to talk here..."
    "Oh, am I disturbing you?" She asks with an impish look.
    "Yes. Please stop.. grinding."
    As hard as you try, Mio's gyrations still get a reaction out of you.
    "So Mio, decided to make you her wife." The softness concludes for you.
    "Yes." you tell her.
    "If you ask me, you'd make a far better husband than a wife, judging from what I saw at the baths back then." she grins.
    "You saw?"
    "EVERYTHING." she grins as she inches closer.

    Alarms ring in your head. Red light flashing everywhere.
    You need to get out of this situation and fast.

    WAT DO?
    **add roll for escape**
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:45 No.19007129
    >Shirley's first time here

    Distraction tour!

    "So, Shirley, have you seen the moving houses, the talking gorilla, or the train that goes to the moon? Let's go! RIGHT NOW!"
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:46 No.19007133
    rolled 66 = 66

    Just teleport. It's foolproof.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:46 No.19007134
    rolled 99 = 99

    Come, My Trusty Dinosaur!
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)23:46 No.19007138
    rolled 36 = 36

    suplex mio into the wall, flip the table over, flee in the confusion
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:46 No.19007139
    Welp, ted rescues us.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:46 No.19007140
    rolled 46 = 46

    "I'm sorry ladies, but I am about to be late for an appointment. I shall see you tomorrow at 3."

    Teleport out of there now, back to our house, or whichever girl we can lock on to.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:47 No.19007149
    And Ted with the save!

    I hope we didn't wreck Ryuu's bar to bad.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:47 No.19007150
    Yes, but this plan doesn't involve therapeutic conversation, it involves making up a story that makes people uncomfortable.

    There is a difference: a line there that should not be crossed, let alone just for convenience's sake.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:47 No.19007151
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:47 No.19007153
    I like both your roll and your thinking.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:47 No.19007154
    Our hero!
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:47 No.19007155
    >Come, My Trusty Dinosaur!
    I guess our girls sent Ted to fetch us.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:47 No.19007156
    ted is the hero gotham deserves.
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    This can only end in tears
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:48 No.19007176
    rolled 73 = 73

    COME ON 1!

    >> dice+1d100 05/06/12(Sun)23:48 No.19007179
    Nat 1 Kgo
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:48 No.19007180
    rolled 65 = 65

    Oops, did it wrong
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:49 No.19007184

    The gift that keeps on giving
    >> apprentice lookout 05/06/12(Sun)23:49 No.19007191
    rolled 1 = 1

    Let's try that again
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:49 No.19007192
    We got our roll already. Just make sure we remember to invite them before we're gone.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:51 No.19007210
    Why? Just, why?

    If this results in us being late and Nanoha getting pissed off...
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)23:51 No.19007212
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    well done youngling
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:51 No.19007214
    Fuck you bish.......
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:51 No.19007216
    Does it still count if this clown is doing it on purpose?

    Because if so the whole thread is going to go to shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:51 No.19007221
    the name really is cursed.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:51 No.19007223
    Oh god, you are his apprentice.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:51 No.19007226

    >> Lucky Gangster 05/06/12(Sun)23:51 No.19007230
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)23:52 No.19007235
    you guys did walk into the trap.
    >> apprentice lookout 05/06/12(Sun)23:52 No.19007237
    Mostly to see if the lookout name truly is cursed and i hadn't seen the 99
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:52 No.19007239
    Oh goody.

    Mio is going to break our hips. And then Shirley will have a go or two.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:52 No.19007243
    Do we really have to accept rolls from people who are obviously trying to get us a 1. Seriously, it's getting annoying as hell at this point.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:52 No.19007244
    >implying there was a choice
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:53 No.19007249
    Bull shit you hadn't.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:54 No.19007257
    >implying you don't deserve castration right here and now.
    >> apprentice lookout 05/06/12(Sun)23:55 No.19007262
    Honestly hadn't

    Not that it will make any difference
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)23:55 No.19007265
    yeah there was
    it was [x]NOPE
    when there's not actually a choice he puts the same thing twice, not an option to leave.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/06/12(Sun)23:55 No.19007272
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    'fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuuuuuuuuck.' you think as you try and find a way out.
    Mio continues to grind into you, Shirley pressing her armaments against your side.
    You teleport to the seat across the table.
    Leaving the two to collapse on each other.
    "I just remembered.. I.. I have to feed my Dinosaur." you tell them
    "A dinosaur? Don't be ubsurd." The softness says as she rights herself.
    "Oh. He has one." Mio assures her.
    "Oh. I wanna see it." Charlotte tells you.
    "Well, how about this? You two come on over to my place tomorrow at three, I'm having a housewarming party at the beach. I'll be glad to introduce you to Ted then." you tell her.
    "A beach?" Shirley asks.
    "He has one." Mio says again.
    "oooooh... I should have packed a swimsuit."
    "Anyway, Ladies. I'll be going ahead now, If you would kindly extend the invitation to Ryuu when he comes back, I'd appreciate it." you tell them
    Before they could say or do anything else, you take out your portkey and get yourself home.

    "Well, that was short." Shirley comments as she eyes the empty seat you were in a moment ago.
    "Hopefully it won't be that short when it counts." Mio comments as she takes another sip of her cola.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:55 No.19007277
    Rollan for hundred
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:56 No.19007280
    She was behind us, either way we would have ended up like this.
    Also it was in character to walk into a trap like that.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:56 No.19007283
    Mio was looking right at us. There was no way out.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:56 No.19007288
    >Mio comments as she takes another sip of her cola.
    Not drinking alcohol.
    Huh, guess she's serious about the baby.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:57 No.19007292
    Don't forget to Mentillate an invitation to Ryu
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:57 No.19007295
    But not a sip of her booze. Interesting.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:57 No.19007296
    >sip of Cola
    >not alcohol

    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:57 No.19007299
    yay for LG not getting us ruined.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:57 No.19007305
    Phew, dodged a bullet.

    Mentilate to Shirley about Piccolo's store if she needs a swimsuit.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:58 No.19007309
    To Nanoha.

    We never speak of this again.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:58 No.19007314
    >Mio going cold turkey.
    >"Not that short when it counts"
    Yep. Come rain or high water, we gonna get raped.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:59 No.19007318
    She doesnt have a Device.
    We can't
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)23:59 No.19007321
    Or wait, if she doesn't have a Device, mentilate to Mio about it and have her tell Shirley.

    Oh, and check ourselves over to make sure Mio and Shirley didn't leave anything on us. Then get ready for the date.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)23:59 No.19007323
    Shirley doesn't have a device, most likely. We could as Mio to tell her, though.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:00 No.19007326
    Alright, leave a message to Mio that Interdimensional Fashions in town can handle all of their swim suit needs.

    Then we go to Nanoha and have our date. A butler does not keep his mistress waiting.
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/07/12(Mon)00:01 No.19007341
    Fuck yeah
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:01 No.19007344
    >not going to Slaanesh' Secrets
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:03 No.19007365

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/07/12(Mon)00:03 No.19007375
    Nope. We'll do that when we have more to go on.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:04 No.19007378
    If Mio and Shirley don't already know about Slaanesh's Secret, I'm not sure we want to tell them about it anytime soon.

    >>Knowitho benefit.
    The only benefit in them knowing about it would apply if/when they join the family.
    >> Lucky Gangster 05/07/12(Mon)00:04 No.19007385
    No, this was mentioned briefly in passing before. Ever since she decided to get serious about us, she's stopped drinking. We're the incentive, the thing for which she's willing to be respectable. I forget if it was mentioned on his twitter or in-thread, but that's the reason.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:05 No.19007389
    I'm betting Mio knows.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:07 No.19007417
    We're going to have to inform them in no uncertain terms, that nothing is ever going to happen between us before them consulting and getting the permission of the rest of the family, and if they pull a stunt like this again we will stick them in bouncy castles and throw them against walls for an hour or two, tell Shirou that they have candy but only will give it to him if he's really persistent and use sleight of hand to put pants on them at every opportunity we have.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:08 No.19007424

    That's... actually a very touching gesture.

    Makes her a complete character instead of a simple comedy gag.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:09 No.19007428
    Careful anon, down that path lies waifu-ing
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:09 No.19007429
    You do nothing but make enemies, don't you? Are you intentionally putting us down the road to becoming Negayate, or do you honestly not see where your suggestions would lead us?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:11 No.19007451

    You seem to be under the impression that Hayate is that kind of person. He is not. And he never will be lest it horribly brake the character that we have already set.

    He would keep informing them, but threatening to put them in bouncy castles is too much. We don't even do that kind of thing with Shirou and he annoys the crap out of us. The one time we did do that we felt horribly guilty afterwards (Hayate that is)
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:11 No.19007452
    >someone is doing something I don't like
    >herp derp better resort to violence

    Stay classy, Anonymous.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:13 No.19007464
    We should probably make sure Ryuu wasn't murdered.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:14 No.19007475
    No we remind her of the procedure and nothing else. That's how we roll.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:14 No.19007480
    Nah they probably just used him for a warmup round or two and have him tied up under the bar or something. He'll be fine.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/07/12(Mon)00:17 No.19007510
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    You arrive, as always, in front of the house, the white structure a welcome sight.
    You spot Lo in the garden, relaxing under a tree.
    Dan is somewhere on patrol.
    Ted and J should be inside.

    As you head inside, you mentillate Ryuu.
    'Hey Ryuu, I stopped by your bar earlier but your weren't there. Anyway, I want to invite you to a housewarming party the girls and I are throwing tomorrow at three. Just a little barbecue by the beach, nothing fancy. We'd appreciate it if you could come.'
    'Sure, Hayate. I'll be there.' he answers
    'By the way, Are you sure it's wise to leave Mio to take care of your bar? Won't she drink you out quickly?'
    'Oh. It's fine. Johnny can generate as much as I need. And besides I noticed she's been cutting back on drinking lately.'
    'Oh, that's great then. So yeah, We'll see you tomorrow.'
    'See you Hayate.'

    After a quick shower and a change of clothing [the orihalcum boxers proving to be quite comfortable] you head out to meet Nanoha.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:18 No.19007524
    What should we do about pre-dinner entertainment?
    Another movie?
    Check out the arcade that Keima apparently found?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:20 No.19007537
    >And besides I noticed she's been cutting back on drinking lately.
    We're going to have done it again, aren't we?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:21 No.19007543
    We could teach her how to make Molotov?

    She'd enjoy the hell out of that. Although, getting Alcohol would be tougher for her.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:21 No.19007544
    Milliways is Dinner and a Show, isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:21 No.19007547
    We did it long long ago.
    The Future-kids prank just nudged her over the fence
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:21 No.19007548
    Nope, she just wants it done to her. She's getting prepared for when she finally get's us pinned down with no escape.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:21 No.19007552
    Geh. Meant >>19007524
    not >>19007537
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:22 No.19007558

    Let's see if they have that Michael Bay bibliography showing.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:26 No.19007586
    We've already taken Nanoha to the movies. Something else this time yeah?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:26 No.19007589
    Did we see that movie where it was michael bay from three dimensions working on it together?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/07/12(Mon)00:27 No.19007595
    It is, but that's rather at the end of it, innit?

    I like the arcade idea myself.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:27 No.19007598
    Arcade sounds like a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:29 No.19007607
    Also, if we go to the arcade, there might be a crane game and we can get her a stuffed doll.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:29 No.19007608
    We can't just give Nahona explosions every time. We don't wanna be a one-trick boyfriend.

    We did something fun. Now let's do something romantic.

    Explosions from the surface of the moon?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/07/12(Mon)00:29 No.19007614
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    You found her waiting for you by the beach, she's wearing a simple cute outfit quite fitting her style.
    You thankfully chose to wear a normal pair of jeans and a shirt that matches her.
    "Hi, Did I keep you waiting?" You ask.
    "No. I just got here myself." she says with a smile.
    "So, are you ready to head out?"
    "Yes!" she says as she grabs onto your arm.
    using your portkey, you port to the bench in town.


    The two of you walk hand in hand, trying to figure out what to do before you head to your reservation.
    "Anything you want to do?" you ask her.
    "Uhhhm...." she begins.

    1-33 Park
    34-66 Shop
    67-100 Movie

    Taking the Fifth roll.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:33 No.19007646
    I want to take her to a concert at some point.

    With the 1812 Overture as the finale.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:34 No.19007650
    It's the Restaurant at the End of the Universe. One of the most explosion-y explosions to ever explode, rivaled only by the Big Bang Burger Bar.

    She'll love it.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:34 No.19007651
    rolled 47 = 47

    Fifth Roll? Interesting choice.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:34 No.19007652
    rolled 27 = 27

    Let's see where we go.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:34 No.19007655
    rolled 86 = 86


    I'm probably third or fourth.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:35 No.19007658
    rolled 90 = 90

    >it's so embarrassing.
    Go romantic walk through the park
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:35 No.19007659
    rolled 57 = 57

    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:35 No.19007666
    rolled 31 = 31

    I demand either extreeeeemes!
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:36 No.19007670
    rolled 64 = 64

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/07/12(Mon)00:36 No.19007671
    rolled 77 = 77

    woob woob woob
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:36 No.19007674
    Are you a wizard?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:36 No.19007677
    We actually did it again with the melmo trolling

    Mio is just taking a more proactive stance towards the proceedings
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:36 No.19007680
    I just happened to be wandering by, but that image... What the fuck?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/07/12(Mon)00:38 No.19007696
    rolled 9 = 9

    She has a machine gun in her butt. What else is there to know?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:39 No.19007698
    You've never seen a Japanese man rub his belly as a schoolgirl shoots him with a minigun jutting out of her ass?
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/07/12(Mon)00:39 No.19007700
    No he's a mahou shoujo
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:39 No.19007702
    Guess we're going shopping.
    Maybe some place interesting like an accessories boutique.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:41 No.19007716
    More like "Bomberman's Bombtastic Bombporium.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:43 No.19007731

    What the HELL is that from?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:43 No.19007739
    Im saying we take some photo's with her, nice memories before she runs off to ZnT dimension.
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/07/12(Mon)00:43 No.19007740
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:45 No.19007749
    It's only been fifteen minutes, keep your eyepatch on.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:46 No.19007754
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:46 No.19007757
    Arcade so we can win some more stuffed toys

    And an accessory shop so we can get something cute for Nanoha

    What ever happened to our toys we won the night out with hina?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/07/12(Mon)00:47 No.19007764
    Nah, like me, he got hit by a cloudflare fuckup.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:48 No.19007776
    >What ever happened to our toys we won the night out with hina?
    Nothing has been done with them. I'm assuming that now, we'll use them to decorate our son's room.
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/07/12(Mon)00:49 No.19007780
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    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:50 No.19007791
    Can you faggots take this shit off /tg/? I'm fucking sick of seeing this weeaboo waifu bullshit butler faggotry on the front page every single fucking day.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:51 No.19007798
    Hide it or cry more bitch.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:51 No.19007800
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:51 No.19007804
    Please don't feed the trolls.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:52 No.19007813
    [x] NOOPE
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/07/12(Mon)00:53 No.19007821
    Just... just ignore him.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)00:59 No.19007875
    Yeah, i was just curious since we went all "no man left behind" on it

    And we got the lion that we were considering giving Saber
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:01 No.19007893
    Ah yeah, we still need to give that to her, probably while she's Nyaber just to see how cute she'd be holding it like that.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:03 No.19007905
    Before we do anything further with Saber, I'd rather talk to Kraus about her, and if he's going to try to swag her or not.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:07 No.19007939
    It's just a friendly gift
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:07 No.19007941
    It just occurred to me. We never used that day with any of the Bureau's facilities that we got for beating Santa, did we?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:08 No.19007950
    Nope, we've been planning an event of some sort from what I've read....
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:09 No.19007952
    We haven't, because a break hasn't come up yet. Besides, that shit needs planning and preparation. Neither of which we have even started to do beyond the initial "This would be cool to do" stage.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:09 No.19007957
    Still saved for something awesome. We were going to use it for a party, but our Resort is pretty good for that. Maybe we'll play Pokemon with it? Get some new familiars.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:09 No.19007958
    Besides, if he hasn't by now, she should be fair game. Make a move or move on.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:09 No.19007959
    We have plan for it but other things keep coming up. Plus we have to find out what our options are besides the gym.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:09 No.19007960
    Bullshit. I will not rest until we swag King Arthur.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/07/12(Mon)01:16 No.19008022
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    >fekking cloudflare.

    "uhm... I kinda want to go check the shops out first." She tells you.
    "Then, let us do just that." you answer with a smile

    You lead her across the road towards the shops.
    There's Pantasia, RCS and Creed's.
    The other two stores are.

    First two over 50.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:17 No.19008035
    rolled 77 = 77

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/07/12(Mon)01:18 No.19008038
    rolled 37 = 37

    Gimlet's Hole Food Delicatessen
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/07/12(Mon)01:18 No.19008043
    rolled 70 = 70

    Tom Bombadil's Hookah Bar
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:18 No.19008047
    rolled 13 = 13

    Crazy Al's Alchemical Supply
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:19 No.19008049
    rolled 1 = 1

    Starbucks Coffee.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:20 No.19008053
    I think I know where we're going first.

    That's... Sort of amazing, actually.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:20 No.19008054
    oh no
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:20 No.19008055
    rolled 99 = 99

    House of Frank
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:20 No.19008056
    Alright, let's go load up on explosives and then get irresponsibly. high.

    This is going to be a good date.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:20 No.19008058
    That turned out perfectly.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/07/12(Mon)01:20 No.19008059
    rolled 76 = 76

    The dice seem to disagree.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:20 No.19008061

    Bombs and Bombadil. Nice stuff guys.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/07/12(Mon)01:22 No.19008080
    What would it even be?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:24 No.19008089
    Probably a store kinda like Slanesh's, but run by Frank with some of the weirder stuff in it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/07/12(Mon)01:35 No.19008149
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    There was a pair on new stores.
    And Tom Bombadil's Hookah Bar.

    "So, anywhere you want to check out first? you ask her."
    "Uh... I want to go to the bakeshop." she says
    "I heard they have a new cake recipe."

    Heeding her request, the two of you enter Pantasia.
    "Welcome! Oh. Hayate. Long time no see!" the ever alluring Tsukino greets you as you enter.
    "You're here with your little sister? How cute."

    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:37 No.19008166
    "Ah, no, Miss Tsukino, Nanoha is actually my girlfriend. We heard that you had a new cake in stock."
    Squeeze Nanoha's hand reassuringly; she probably still has a complex about her age.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:37 No.19008168
    Say nothing. Mentilate Nanoha 'You're not gonna take that, are you?'
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/07/12(Mon)01:37 No.19008173
    say nothing
    let Nanoha handle this one.
    and by handle i mean explode
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:37 No.19008174
    No, silly. This is Nanoha, we stick our tongue in her butt.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/07/12(Mon)01:37 No.19008177
    Well, whatever I was gonna come up with, it wouldn't have been better than >>19008166. So let's go with that.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:38 No.19008180
    Actually nanoha is a Girlfriend, she is cute though isn't she?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:40 No.19008200
    This is Nanoha, she's my cute Girlfriend not my little sister.

    We're here to taste your new cake and frost it.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:40 No.19008202
    'Tsukino, just who I wanted to see. I was wondering if you could help me butter a roll or two for Nahona here."
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:41 No.19008210
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:41 No.19008212
    But Nanoha wanted Cake.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:42 No.19008217
    "My girlfriend, actually. We're out on a date tonight."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/07/12(Mon)01:47 No.19008261
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    "Actually, this is my girlfriend, Nanoha. She is cute though, isn't she?" you tell her.
    "I thought the pink haired one was your girlfriend?" The baker's daughter asks.
    "She is as well. So are the twins and Perrinne." Nanoha answers for you.
    Tsukino's eyebrow is raised. Nanoha gives her a beaming smile.
    Sparks fly.
    It's up to you to diffuse this volatile situation.
    "Err.. I heard you had a new cake added. Can we try it?" you say over the counter.
    "Cake? Don't you want my buns? They're fresh out of the oven." she gives you a wink.

    [ ]Nope. Cake
    [ ]let me at those buns
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/07/12(Mon)01:49 No.19008270
    [x]Nope. Cake.

    don't even guys. just, do not.
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/07/12(Mon)01:49 No.19008274
    [x]stick our meat in her buns
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:49 No.19008277
    (x) Cake. We're sticking by our girlfriend, especially on a proper date with her.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:50 No.19008280
    While tempting, we have dinner later. Cake please.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/07/12(Mon)01:50 No.19008282
    "As nice as they sound, Nanoha said she wanted to try the cake."
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/07/12(Mon)01:50 No.19008283

    Had to make innuendo, really ill pick
    [ ]Nope. Cake
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:50 No.19008284
    [x]Nope. Cake
    Blast you vile temptress! Tempting us with you hot moist buns! Buns which you could no doubt bounce a nickle off of.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:50 No.19008289
    [x]Nope. Cake
    Sorry, but innuendo will have to wait for when we're not on a date with one of our girlfriends.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:51 No.19008290
    [X] Nope, Cake. Delicious, Delicious Cake.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:51 No.19008292
    [x]manly sparkle and leave the room.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:52 No.19008304
    I would rather some cake today thankyou, I heard you have a delicious new kind
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:52 No.19008311
    Nope. We hear you have some new cake. We hear it's a delicious cake.

    We must eat it.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:55 No.19008333
    Yes, the cake is so very delicious. . . and moist.

    >like my penis
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:55 No.19008340
    [x]buns since lookout is actively trying to be a dick.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:55 No.19008341
    [x]Nope. Cake.

    Should we maybe stop by RCS and invite Ash to the beach party?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/07/12(Mon)01:55 No.19008342
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    >internet getting interupted for a bit. brb
    >also SMOKS
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:57 No.19008354
    He just knows how much of a shiny red button Tsukino's Buns are.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:58 No.19008369
    Nah, we could invite tsukino though and maybe see about hiring piccolo for the party
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:59 No.19008380
    It may collapse in on itself if we invite much more. The doctor and Shinji for sure though, we owe them quite a bit.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)01:59 No.19008386
    If it wasn't a date, (and if it wasn't Nahona) then I'd go for the buns. Teasing the girls is too much fun.

    But this is a date, and Nahona would destroy the entire block. So


    We should try a pizza joint. Does the loli haet pizza?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:01 No.19008392
    [x] Fresh buns?

    There's nothing better than buns right out of the oven, guys. The fresher they are the better. After a while out on the rack they start to cool down and get stale.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/07/12(Mon)02:02 No.19008405
    and you can choke on a bag of 'em.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:03 No.19008412
    And if the Doctor comes, maybe we can get him to explain some of this time travel BS because it seems like whenever we go to visit, he's not there.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:06 No.19008432
    The Doctor(s) agreed to let us handle this ourselves.

    They're probably avoiding us.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:08 No.19008440
    Why do they trust us? We have time and time again walked into our own demise willingly.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:09 No.19008451
    And he still needs to finish our testing so we understand what's draining our Majaik (in character)
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:10 No.19008462
    Because we have to sort this out on our own or it doesn't happen right

    That's not to say they aren't helping out behind the scenes
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:12 No.19008476
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    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:17 No.19008515
    What we need is away to combine cake and buns
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/07/12(Mon)02:20 No.19008538
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    "Sorry. But we came here for that cake." You answer.
    "Yup. No time for buns. Cake now." Nanoha adds.
    "Okay then, if you insist." She turns around and heads into the kitchen, her hips swinging temptingly on the way.
    Nanoha gives you a nudge.
    "Yes?" you ask her.
    "I don't like her." she says.
    "I just don't." She answers.
    "She has great buns..." you say, and Nanoha's eyes narrow.
    "And rolls.. And pie.." you continue.
    "I like her bread. Still don't like her." Nanoha tells you before Tsukino comes back out with two slices of cake.
    "Here you are. Bananutella-walnut. Made just this afternoon." she puts the slices down on the counter.

    You and Nanoha pick up the forks that came with them and dig in.
    That cake. That fucking cake.
    It's like there were unicorns jumping into a pool of dreams and rainbows in your mouth.
    Before you knew it, both your slices were gone.
    "So... Did you like it?" Tsukino asks
    "YES!" you and Nanoha answer in unison.
    "Great. So should I get you a whole one to go?"
    "Make that three." you tell her.
    "Okay! How about some of my Pie? I'll let you cream it, if you want."

    [ ]sure
    [ ]nope
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:20 No.19008545
    Hot cross buns?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:21 No.19008554
    Nanoha, would you like to help me cream her pie. I'm sure that you're going to enjoy it.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:21 No.19008562
    What kind of pie? I'm fond of a good French Silk?

    Nanoha, do you have any kinds of pie you'd want?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:22 No.19008566
    Look at Nanoha, see how she's reacting. Read her movements. You don't want to cause an incident.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:22 No.19008567
    Let's not aggravate Nanoha anymore.
    Tsukino is the only girl that's gotten this reaction from our ladies, though Miki comes close.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:23 No.19008575
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:23 No.19008576
    "Tempting, but no thank you. Too much and my girls will tell me off for making them put onweight."
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:23 No.19008579
    It's how forward they are.
    And the boobs.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/07/12(Mon)02:23 No.19008581
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:28 No.19008609
    Only at first, now they seem to have accepted her having been swagged

    Tsukino is roundly hated because she knows we have a girlfriend, we aren't outright swagging her but she keeps tempting us
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:28 No.19008613
    That seems like the most likely reason. Though they don't seem to mind Mio too much. Maybe it's because they still think she's just trolling us?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:29 No.19008621
    Oh god. Almost tempted to run with this.

    I think I'll go with this instead. Sounds safer.

    Incidentally, we've gotten negative reactions from Hina and Nanoha. Did we get anything from the others regarding Tsukino?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:30 No.19008630
    >Damn. now i want some BAnana Nutella walnut cake. If that isnt already a thing, it should be
    It is. Banana Walnut Cake with Nutella Frosting.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:33 No.19008649
    Mio is a very likable person though
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:34 No.19008656
    They don't mind Mio because as far as we know, Mio is actually in love with us. This girl obviously doesn't, she's just hitting on us for casual sex.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:36 No.19008671
    I don't know, that sex in the alley was anything but Casual.

    I think we probably swagged her, it's just we rarely see her, and the girls hate her because she has no shame.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:39 No.19008688
    >sex in the alley

    Wait what?

    AFAIK we didn't actually do Tsukino, we got cockblocked and had to reload.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:42 No.19008701
    The time in the alley? Didn't we start screwing her and the black guy came out and murdered us?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:42 No.19008705
    Seems like an ask Nanoha. Lets ask Nanoha if she'd like to cream her pie with us.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:43 No.19008710
    oh yeah.

    But that was a reload, so it doesn't count.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/07/12(Mon)02:43 No.19008713
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    "Nanoha would you like some pie?" you ask your date.
    "Nope. I'm good with the cake. Pies isn't exactly my thing." she tells you with a smile.
    "That's a no then." you turn back to Tsukino, "We'll just take the cakes."
    "Okay. I'll give you my pie next time then."
    She says as she hands you the boxes of cake.
    You quickly pay for them and head out of the store.
    As you and Nanoha cross the threshold, you hear Tsukino say,
    You decide it wise not to give a reply.

    This evening im buying bananabread, some walnuts and a jar of nutella.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:45 No.19008728
    Hit up Bomberman's, she's sure to enjoy it. Just keep our arm around her in a hug to make sure that she doesn't go running off and end up firmly attached to a nuclear device, or accidentally set something off in her enthusiasm.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:46 No.19008733
    >pie not exactly her thing

    Either she missed the innuendo, or we've turned her away from the dyke-side.

    Which is a real shame considering our family. The most girl-on-girl action we get going, the less draining it will be on us.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:46 No.19008737
    See how much time until our reservation (as if such a thing matters to the restaurant).
    If we have the time, check out Bomberman's.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:47 No.19008742

    she is 13.....
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:48 No.19008749
    Maybe she just didn't want Tsukino's pie.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:48 No.19008751
    >Turned away from her dyke side

    Yeah, I'm calling bullshit on that. If not, then truly, we have done the world a grave disservice.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:49 No.19008758
    I think it is more that particular girl she isn't interested in

    Remember she isn't exactly a slut to begin with

    Unlike erica who is always looking for more people to dominate sexually in our family
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:50 No.19008767
    She's a canon lesbian, but our swag changed that.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/07/12(Mon)02:50 No.19008769
    I'm gonna go with ignoring it.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/07/12(Mon)02:51 No.19008771
    Hookah Bar, then bomb shop.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:52 No.19008777
    Hmm. Would it be wiser to get armed first, then high, or high first and then walk into a bomb store?

    Would it be wise to get Nahona high at all? Underage drug use is probably frowned on.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:54 No.19008787
    We have drank and smoked, so I dont quite know. We get armed then high, then dinner in space.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:54 No.19008790
    Yeah, no to the Hookah shop.

    Off to BOMBERMAN'S!
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:55 No.19008797
    Bisexual until proven monosexual.

    Don't assume someone has a disability.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:56 No.19008802
    On to Bomberman's!

    Maybe we can get some exploding plushies for her.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/07/12(Mon)02:59 No.19008813
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    Nanoha unceremoniously pulls you next door to Bomberman's Bombporium.
    You step inside and find yourselves in a labyrinthine store.
    The shelves are lined with wiring, suspicious packages, old cellphones and other stuff.
    There were also piles of dynamite, C4 and gunpowder.
    Not really the kind of store you want to drop stuff in.

    You look around for the shopkeep, or even a path to the counter.
    Suddenly, an explosion rocks the shop.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)02:59 No.19008816
    We might not want to smoke on the date, but we should get a hookah. Just so we can set up a room with giant piles of carpets, pillows, dim lighting and look like a Indian raja with his harem draped around.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:01 No.19008826
    Cover Nanoha, then teacup both of us.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/07/12(Mon)03:02 No.19008830
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    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:02 No.19008831
    We can do that another day then.

    Anyways, go investigate the boom.

    >>visibutt circulation,
    Huh? I don't think any butts are visible right now. Though a fine lady's ass (or Keima's) does do fun things to one's circulation, I suppose.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:02 No.19008834
    Get in a teacup with Nanoha, after a few seconds dispel it and see what the damages are.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:02 No.19008835
    Grab Nanoha and generate a teacup other the both of us, ask Kraus to scan the outside for the source of the explosion.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:03 No.19008837
    "I guess you could say... they have some explosive deals"
    I assume we have IDPKB standard issue sunglasses we can slip on.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:03 No.19008840
    I do like that imagery, but I don't condone buying drug paraphernalia. We're a Bureau agent and should behave accordingly. Also, many of our family members are minors.

    We can get one eventually, but not now.

    We would also need to find out what the girls' position on such things are. I imagine Hina throwing a fit.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:04 No.19008842
    No, we have Aviators of NGAF.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:05 No.19008852
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:06 No.19008854
    We get tobacco, as that's what it's originally meant for. And given that we spend quite a lot of time smoking cigars I doubt that anyone in the Bureau cares. Whether the rest should take up smoking is a different question that we'll have to take up with them.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:06 No.19008857
    Dude, we have "drugs" on us right now.

    Maybe they have some more Gummi BEARS. Those are always interesting.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/07/12(Mon)03:07 No.19008860
    a)you can smoke tobacco in a hookah. it doesn't have to be loaded with drugs.

    >We're a Bureau agent and should behave accordingly.
    b) Ryuu runs a bar, and we've seen most of our instructors drinking during working hours at one point or another. I doubt ganja is against bureau regulations.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/07/12(Mon)03:11 No.19008876
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    >Keep calm
    You do nothing. No panic, no rush.
    You assume correctly that this being a bomb shop an explosion here or there would be normal.
    Nanoha, on the other hand, has a glimmer in her eyes.

    Another explosion, a smaller one this time, accompanied by a shout, "WELCOME DEAR FRIENDS! WELCOME TO BOMBSHOP!"

    You and Nanoha follow the source of the explosions and the voice.

    You finally found the counter after a few minutes.
    There, stood a smiling man of arabic descent.
    "Welcome! Welcome! I am Excitable Baqir, purveyor of this store. May I interest you in some TNT? Maybe some C4? We currently have all timing mechanisms at half off!"

    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:13 No.19008888
    We can make our own explosives easily enough, so just let Nanoha explore a little.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:14 No.19008891
    Ah it it good you meet you indeed Mr. Baqir. Tell me, do you have any explosives that would work well as keepsakes. My lovely girlfriend here is going off, and I want an explosion that when she looks at it, she is reminded of home and the loving family waiting for her. Can you do this for me, my friend?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:14 No.19008892
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    Aww.. I thought it would be run by pic related.

    Anyway, ask Nanoha what she wants.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:14 No.19008893
    "10 pounds of C4, and a box of disposable surgical gloves. Do you by chance happen to have remote detonation mechanisms? Preferably with a 2 kilometer range."
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:14 No.19008894
    Hmm explosives bouquet for Nanoha? TNT, some frag grenades, maybe some C4 in the shape of flowers?
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/07/12(Mon)03:15 No.19008895
    >I am Exctiable Baqir

    did he come here from Jade Empire dimension?

    ask Nanoha if she sees anything she wants.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:15 No.19008896

    Ask if he sells instruction manuals. Maybe we could learn to make a solid-form molotov.
    >timing mechanisms

    Hey, you would know about timing mechanisms wouldn't you? Could you take a look at this watch I have? It's a bit roughed up and I've been asking around to see if anyone could fix it.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:15 No.19008901

    "i guess your here because your country ran out of oil reserves?"

    "i have to thank your people for creating the harem"

    "my condolences on your leader, i heard he was assassinated on his safe house"
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:16 No.19008903
    We are not asking the demoarab to look at our time machine.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:16 No.19008906
    "I need a massive explosion in a small, controllable package, with a timer set to go off at the moment of greatest romance."
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:17 No.19008915
    Yes lets ask her what she would like.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:17 No.19008917
    There is no debate there but we don't know if she is straight or bisexual since we only know her opinion on tsukino
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:19 No.19008927
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    Pic also related would have been good, too.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:20 No.19008928
    And here I was hoping it would be staffed by a certain black Scottish cyclops. Oh well.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/07/12(Mon)03:22 No.19008940
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    >dat filename

    if he was actually a bolshevik i think sam eagle would have killed him or something.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:26 No.19008967
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    Better any of those than this asshole.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:27 No.19008973
    Maybe he has a sampler pack?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/07/12(Mon)03:29 No.19008985
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    rolled 92 = 92

    "I think we'll just have a look a round first." you tell the man.
    "Okay! Anything you need, just shout my name." he tells you as he goes back to fiddling with a mass of wires and dynamite in front of him."

    You and Nanoha take a look around the shop, still finding nothing more than explosives and explosive related paraphernalia.
    "Anything you want?" you ask her.
    "..." she mumbles something.
    "What was that? I didn't quite hear you."
    "grenades." she says again.
    "Grenades? Did you enjoy the bag Sousuke gave you for your birthday?"
    "Yeah. They came in handy for some combat simulations me and Vita went through."

    YOur roll must come close to mine.
    + or - 5
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:30 No.19008992
    rolled 5 = 5

    Why not...
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/07/12(Mon)03:30 No.19008993
    rolled 96 = 96

    Well, that 92 doesn't bode well.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/07/12(Mon)03:30 No.19008997
    rolled 84 = 84

    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:30 No.19008998
    rolled 100 = 100

    Oh come on!

    Anyway, let's find a nice assortment of grenades, from fragmentation to stun and everything in-between.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:31 No.19008999
    Oh Udz, don't you know that the dice are really likely to work if you despair beforehand.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:31 No.19009000
    Nice one, Udz.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:32 No.19009008
    >92 + or -5 gets 96
    We found some Grenades.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/07/12(Mon)03:32 No.19009011
    Of course I do. But you can't try and work for it.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:32 No.19009012
    I think we may have just found the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:32 No.19009014
    nice trips
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/07/12(Mon)03:33 No.19009015
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    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:33 No.19009016
    Can we also get some plasma and photon grenades from Star Trek?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:34 No.19009025
    Maybe some of those Sticky grenades from Halo.

    I doubt a Melta Bomb counts as a grenade, though, unfortunately.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:34 No.19009026
    Maybe a satchel of thermal detonators?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:38 No.19009046
    We have the True Molotov. Perhaps some bomb casings or whatever you'd fill with Molotov to add to the explosive effect?

    And does this place sell fireworks?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:40 No.19009059
    Guys, guys...

    Endless bag of grenades.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:41 No.19009065
    That's true; an unlimited supply of regular grenades versus have just a few really powerful ones.
    And I was hoping for X-COM High Explosives.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:41 No.19009066
    hope they've got more than one. I want some too. Sometimes you just don't have time to apply Molotov.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:46 No.19009090
    This is Nanoha. She's her own high-end explosive.

    A bag of endless normal grenades is for when she's ran out of juice or just needs a reason to think of us. Endless nature is better here.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/07/12(Mon)03:48 No.19009099
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    And so you searched for some grenades.
    You found them all in an aisle, letting Nanoha grab a basket and take her pick.
    You look around as she was filling her basket up.
    And there you found it. Something that seemed completely out of place.
    It was an ornate wooden box, on the lid was a mother of pearl cross in-lay.

    You opened it to reveal a sphere of gold and silver.
    Studded with gems and a small cross.
    A piece of parchment inside identified it as 'The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch'

    Intrigued by this, you close the box back up and decide to buy it as well.
    Nanoha comes back to you, a basket of explosives in her arms, a beautiful grin on her face.
    "Got what you want?" you ask her.
    "Yep!" she smile happily.
    "let's pay for them then." and the two of you head back to the cashier.

    After paying for the basket of grenades, you put the heavy box on the counter.
    "Ah yes. A fine choice, a fine choice my friend. Assured to snuff anything and everything on earth." Baqir tells you.
    "How much for this?" You ask.
    "3guptas. I'll include this instructional booklet with the purchase."

    [ ]buy it
    [ ]nope
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:49 No.19009105
    Yup, buy it.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/07/12(Mon)03:49 No.19009107
    [x]Buy it
    If anyone asks, "for my next family reunion."
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:50 No.19009108
    [x]buy it
    We might need a holy hand grenade.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:50 No.19009114
    [x] Buy it

    I didn't ask for this, but my GOD I'm glad we've got it. A blessed grenade so often God himself looks the other way when you use it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/07/12(Mon)03:51 No.19009119
    Of course.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:52 No.19009123
    Instructions for use.

    "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
    Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
    Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
    Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
    Five is right out.
    Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:54 No.19009132
    >Assured to snuff anything and everything on earth.
    Why do I get the feeling it wouldn't work on SUEs?

    [x] BUY!
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)03:54 No.19009134
    I meant awesome. I'm tired, and slightly drunk. Don't judge me.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/07/12(Mon)03:56 No.19009143
    He doesn't look the other way. He watches. And approves.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:00 No.19009157
    I'd say I wish we got that endless bag of grenades, but cannot complain when the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is before us.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:01 No.19009164
    I'm hoping an endless bag is part of the armful of explosives Nanoha grabbed.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/07/12(Mon)04:01 No.19009166
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    You pay for the grenade and it makes it's way into your folio.
    Your business done, you and Nanoha bid goodbye to the very excitable Baqir and get back outside.

    On the sidewalk, you check your watch and ask Kraus what time the transportation you have arranged for will be picking you up.

    Now aware of this, you and Nanoha find something to do with your remaining time.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:02 No.19009173
    How long until the shops change?
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/07/12(Mon)04:03 No.19009174
    30 minutes is not enough time to enjoy a hookah.
    ask her if she'd like to listen to some music in the park.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:03 No.19009176
    We must make this night complete.

    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:04 No.19009181
    Arcade? Or an toy shop?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:04 No.19009183
    How can you complete the night when it's not over yet?

    Seconding >>19009174
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:06 No.19009193
    Did we ever tell her about all the functions of the locket? As her how she has liked it so far
    >> Sidestory: le chat simulée Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/07/12(Mon)04:06 No.19009194
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    You are Naru.
    And you wait.

    In that plush bed.
    In that gorgeous room.
    You wait.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:07 No.19009197
    Seconding the park.
    We don't even know where the arcade is, so better to relax at the park than search for the arcade.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:07 No.19009202
    Can we go visit her or something? Where did Kraus put her, anyway?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:08 No.19009203
    Stop. Just stop.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:08 No.19009204
    So, arcade or window-shop for the last half hour.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/07/12(Mon)04:08 No.19009207
    We don't know. We haven't asked him since the following day.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:08 No.19009208
    Kraus, you better fucking tell us you've got Naru safe soon. We're not doing anything about this because you haven't told us she's alive, teapot.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:09 No.19009210
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    So she's conscious enough to know that time is passing.

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/07/12(Mon)04:09 No.19009211
    Come now, you know he can't do that.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/07/12(Mon)04:10 No.19009215
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    we know about the baby know. the tears have to come from somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:11 No.19009222
    The park, enjoy the scenery, perhaps put on an impromptu violin recital.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:12 No.19009225
    The issue is how long is he going to drag this on for. Personally the whole baby thing just got dragged on for too long. At a point I was just stopped caring.
    >> log: Quinze Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/07/12(Mon)04:15 No.19009231
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    Power low.
    All mechanical functions ceased.
    Higher positronic routines suspended.

    Basic systems stand-by.
    Power source detected.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/07/12(Mon)04:16 No.19009234
    I'll agree the babby thing took too long. I'd also say we have more to work with, with Naru. We just need to talk to Kraus about her. For example:

    "Kraus, you said, that night, to let you take care of the... Naru situation. I don't suppose there's anything you could tell me about it?"

    Maybe not worded just like that, but that's just my example.

    And perhaps we're getting somewhere sooner.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:18 No.19009250
    we gun get raped
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:20 No.19009263
    Wait a minute, that sounds suspiciously like there's already an AI in there.
    >> Sidestory: Le chat tubulent Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/07/12(Mon)04:21 No.19009265
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    You are Sakamoto Mio, the Hero of Japan.
    How you enjoy such a challenge.

    You sit there contemplating just what to do next.
    Tactics must be changed. Plans set into motion.
    Victory must be attained.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:21 No.19009267

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/07/12(Mon)04:22 No.19009271
    Nah, that's just system messages.

    Even the
    >Higher positronic routines suspended.
    doesn't guarantee that there was a full AI in there. Just that with sufficient power, it can maintain one.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/07/12(Mon)04:22 No.19009273
    well, at least she thinks we're capable of putting up a fight.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:23 No.19009278
    Wait planning? She thinks we're going to fight back or something?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/07/12(Mon)04:23 No.19009280
    Even in marriage, she needs to be ready.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:24 No.19009282
    >all she has to do is ask the other girls
    Full baka, Mio. Full fucking baka.
    >> Sidestory: le chat allemand Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/07/12(Mon)04:24 No.19009283
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    You are Gertrud Barkhorn, Liasions officer for witch/Bureau relations.
    And you have another headache.

    You should not have done that.
    You should not have been so rash.
    Why does he affect you so?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:24 No.19009284

    the more i think of this the more it is sounding like Scot pilgrim... only she wont be facing ex's only current ones and fellow candidates.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:24 No.19009286
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/07/12(Mon)04:25 No.19009289
    We have so far. Perhaps that's what needs to change, no?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:25 No.19009291

    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:25 No.19009293
    She;s being very overdramatic about this. Have we not said that all she needs to do is ask the others? Is she that afraid they'll say no that she isn't taking the chance? She can't want us all to herself, she wouldn't have enlisted The Softness to help her.

    Is she... Is she just really into rape?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:25 No.19009295
    Still, we should be careful that we are not erasing one AI to save another.

    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:25 No.19009297
    She keeps on coming up with battle plans, yet she seems to be avoiding the obvious, easy and most likely to succeed option.

    Actually talking to the rest of the girls, she ought to know by now that we aren't going to do anything with her without their explicit permission.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/07/12(Mon)04:27 No.19009307
    I don't really disagree.

    Also: NEXT TIME
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:27 No.19009308
    Maybe she just wants to have some more fun teasing us before coming in? One last big trolltastic rollercoaster ride before she settles down?

    >Is she just really into rape?
    This is also possible.
    >> The Gardeners: Side-A Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/07/12(Mon)04:28 No.19009310
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    This new home is great.
    I expect nothing less of the man that my medium has chosen.
    The elegant rooms, and the nice gardens, I could ask for nothing more.

    True, that big crocodile scared me at first, what with it's shapr teeth and claws.
    But after talking to him, Ted was his name, I found out that he is quite the gentleman.
    More than I could say for the barbaric teapot.
    I wonder what My sisters see in him?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:28 No.19009317
    Two reasons

    It is more fun and she is handling it the only way she knows how

    Also loltrudeswag
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/07/12(Mon)04:28 No.19009318

    that would be a form of surrender, victory through negotiation.
    I think she wants a victory in the field, total domination. I think she wants us to come to her and ask her to be our husband.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:29 No.19009322
    Could also be that she's shy on the inside and so doesn't want to actually succeed, meaning the attacks will continue untill we drag her in front of the rest of the girls.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:29 No.19009326
    Fuck me, we have Suisuisui and Boku, and we haven't asked them to help with the snowberry bush yet!
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:29 No.19009328
    Well, that's not going to happen if she keeps trying to rape us.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:30 No.19009330
    She'll give out first, if we keep our guard up she isn't going to succeed. Though we have to set up perimeter defenses for the house. The sexual frustration will keep building up on her end, and we're doing just fine on that count. She's going to crumble before we do.
    >> The Gardeners: Side-B Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/07/12(Mon)04:32 No.19009337
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    I must thank Hayate for introducing me to Hinagiku.
    She is cool collected and a great medium.
    She can be a clutz at times, true, but that's almost expected.

    This new house, this new wonderful house.
    I'm thankful to be here.
    Here with your medium, her family, and even my sister.
    If it wasn't for him I wouldn't be here.
    I really must show my gratitude someway.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/07/12(Mon)04:33 No.19009348
    >all aboard lookout's crazy logic express.
    maybe raping us an fucking our brains out is part of her plan of making us fall madly in love with her.

    Not if we keep WALKING INTO TRAPS. next time there might not even be the pre-rape chit-chat. It'l be 'Hey Mio what's with the blackjack' then BAM, knocked olut, tied to the table, commence raping time.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:33 No.19009352
    Honestly, I don't think she wants it to be easy. She's the sort of person who lives for challenges, and half of what made her take an interest in the first place was how we handled some of her more blatant advances, whether they were real or not.

    If she wanted it to be easy, she wouldn't be going after a guy with 5 girlfriends and a kid on the way.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:33 No.19009356
    Why did you all immediately think of 'THAT', You sick bastards?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:34 No.19009358
    Aw, and no mention of introducing her to Kraus, and how she loves his tea and wants his milk?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/07/12(Mon)04:34 No.19009361
    What, helping with the snowberry bush? How is that supposed to be sick?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:34 No.19009363
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/07/12(Mon)04:34 No.19009364
    Maybe Shinku doesn't want to share.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/07/12(Mon)04:35 No.19009365
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    Crinkly Bindlewurdles

    New thread at 2200 4chan time
    >sorry but nutella banana cake will consume my evening.
    >also something-something work.
    >don't really care about that shit when NUTELLA BANANA CAKE AWAITS.

    >maybe some Mad Scientist Quest if i can sneak it in.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:35 No.19009368
    You have an amazing point, good sir.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:36 No.19009374
    I think this video is more accurate on what's going to happen to the data already in that bot.

    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:36 No.19009378
    Doll joints motherfucker.

    You really wanna see how deep the r/a/bit hole holes?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:36 No.19009379
    She's a classy lady.
    Her personal affairs will not be mentioned.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:36 No.19009380
    >sorry but nutella banana cake will consume my evening.
    As the guy who linked the recipe, I humbly apologize to the the rest of the thread.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:36 No.19009381
    Nah, Kraus was saying that he's got Souseiseki pretty well swagged, but that Suiseiseki was giving him problems.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:37 No.19009386
    I think this is correct. She loves challenges, and I suppose she thinks she is losing, as she is falling to our (unknowing) advances more than we are falling to hers.

    Sure, we know she gives great hugs and kisses, and that helps, but I think it's obvious she's more caught up on us.

    Oh god... Maybe she's forcing us to see what other things she's good at?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:41 No.19009411
    Then we'll just have Kraus save that one until we can get the robot body replicated.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:41 No.19009415
    Hell yeah Chachamaru!
    Am I the only one who read Mahou Sensei Negima?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:43 No.19009425
    I think everyone just blanked it out after that god-awful ending.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:49 No.19009456
    So, what the hell happened anyways?
    I quit reading after Rakkan became flowers.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:57 No.19009485
    SHHHH.. We don't want LG to PTSD again.

    [in our hearts]
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:58 No.19009493
    >Crinkly Bindlewurdles
    Vogon poetry...

    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)04:58 No.19009495
    >[in our hearts]

    And in fanfiction.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)05:01 No.19009515
    I stopped reading it because I liked it enough to refuse seeing it failing. I correctly anticipated it would fizzle, so go me.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)05:06 No.19009544
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    Well... To be honest.
    It must be amazing to wake up with those tiny porcelain hands around your junk, as her small doll mouth tries to take you in.

    I need to feed my dinosaur.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)06:47 No.19009984
    Is that what you call it.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)07:04 No.19010045
    It is now.

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