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    649 KB Zerg Quest LXXXV Cerebrate Anon 05/07/12(Mon)21:28 No.19018100  

    (I didn't forget you guys! There were people literally standing in the aisles at Wal-Mart, singing. Just standing there, singing in front of all the shit I needed to buy. That trip took twice as long as expected.)

    The Machine Fleet is draining resources out of Jehan, a UED world. We destroyed the defenses, taking minimal casualties. Our Love Muffins tore them apart.

    Accountantbrate asks us whether we want it to pull the economic rug out from under the UED, or to wait.

    (Next week: the 15th or the 19th?)
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)21:32 No.19018131
    Have Accountantbrate and Warbrate, with Cyberbrate assisting, run through a couple hundred simulations of our chances of complete and total victory if we were to attack now.

    Also, do we have enough infestation missiles that we could blanket the entire UED yet?
    >> Cerebrate Anon 05/07/12(Mon)21:34 No.19018144
    We've had the missiles since before we built the Machine Fleet. Toaster's bored.

    It depends on how we plan to attack. Just the Machine Fleet? The Machine Fleet plus the infestation missiles? Screw it, send the Zerg? What's the preference?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)21:36 No.19018165
    My vote's on FIRE EVERYTHING.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 05/07/12(Mon)21:37 No.19018174
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    A tried and true method.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)21:38 No.19018177
    Machine Fleet plus the Infestation Missiles.
    >> TUCAMP 05/07/12(Mon)21:40 No.19018198
    I say we destroy their fleet with our Love Muffins, and have Accountbrate merge the whole of the UED economy into a single company. Then we hold a press conference announcing the new Chairentity and CEO, us. Then we infestation missile them all. Also I say the 19th since Diablo 3 comes out on the 15th.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)21:44 No.19018235
    I second the plan, it's got style.
    Also seconding the 19th for the same reason.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)21:47 No.19018264
    I just finished catching up on zerg quest, took a few days <3 you and Bernie.
    I vote to wait until Accountantbrate has a firmer control of the economy.
    >> TUCAMP 05/07/12(Mon)21:52 No.19018309
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    Clearly I'm a trend-setter. Budump tsh
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)21:56 No.19018355
    Holy dickballs, I go away for an, admittedly, long time, and zerg quest is still alive, kicking, and up to part 85?

    I'm impressed, Cerebrate Anon.

    ... Shit, now I have to go through like 40 threads on suptg to figure out what the hell is going on.
    >> TUCAMP 05/07/12(Mon)21:57 No.19018363
    Congratulation, it's a bit of a read. Personally I enjoy the fun of it all.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 05/07/12(Mon)21:58 No.19018374
    That was bad and you should feel bad.

    1 for the original plan, 1 for Accountantbrate laying low, and 2 for "Hey, guys. I just saved a bunch of money on my UED insurance by switching to the Swarm!"

    Also, 2 for me not being as popular as Diablo, you traitors.

    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)21:59 No.19018382
    But won't the UED simply EMINENT DOMAIN all of Accountantbrate's holdings once his control becomes public knowledge?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)21:59 No.19018391
    Long time missing guy here.

    ... Do I even WANT to know what Love Muffins are?
    >> TUCAMP 05/07/12(Mon)22:01 No.19018407
    Let's see the last 40 are more or less, we killed Kingston, Duran, Bernnie and Dyles, claimed the remaining Kopurl Sector Terrans as our vassal, and are faffing about with the UED. Also we now have ships that can cross the galaxy in a few minutes and Uberships called Love Muffins. I don't think I'm forgetting anything. Also the Toss are all kinds of funny now, and something BIG is coming SOON. Should still read them though, because I can't remember everything.
    >> TUCAMP 05/07/12(Mon)22:05 No.19018439
    Irrelevant, we launch the missiles once the press conference is finished. And you're assuming the UED bureaucracy can move fast enough to do anything when the economy has shutdown completely.
    I could have sworn I remember you saying that instead of getting Skyrim you were waiting for Diablo 3. Also drink more Fighting Cock Brand Bourbon, CA.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 05/07/12(Mon)22:06 No.19018444
    Oh, they're just big, powerful warships we built to fool the UED into thinking an AI is attacking them, not us.

    >Something BIG is coming SOON

    Preeeeeetty sure I've got this worked out. Might have last-minute changes due to inspiration.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)22:12 No.19018499
    Let's not merge the UED into one corporation. That's just asking for an assload of red tape.

    I say we stage a final invasion with our puppet fleet, tying up the UED assets and drawing them away from critical worlds.

    Then we fuck their economy and launch infestation missiles EVERYWHERE.

    Then we send in the zerg.

    Email whatever leader(s) the UED has a zergy trollface.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 05/07/12(Mon)22:17 No.19018542
    >instead of getting Skyrim you were waiting for Diablo 3

    You remember wrong. I got Skyrim on release day. I almost missed Zerg Quest that week.
    >> TUCAMP 05/07/12(Mon)22:17 No.19018549
    Or we just cover the whole thing on zergtv, and see how long it takes them to notice that the camera footage we're using is coming from the Love Muffins.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)22:20 No.19018571
    No, let's not make it public.

    In fact, let's just not say anything while we're doing it. The more secretive the better.

    Also, inform Kerrigan. She's got her claws into bits of their government and should be able to help out. Economic shutdown AND political decapitation? It's like we've won before we even started fighting.
    >> TUCAMP 05/07/12(Mon)22:25 No.19018610
    ... we have won before even fighting.We won once we killed Dyles and got enough missiles to infest the whole of the UED. This has jusy been a hilarious time sink, so it should go out with something completely over the top, like a massive corporate merger and field reporting on zergtv about the fight with the Love Muffins.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)22:29 No.19018643
    >field reporting on zergtv about the fight with the Love Muffins.
    Oh god, I just had the best idea ever.
    Get all the cerebrates that don't have anything better to do, and give them one Muffin each to control personally.
    Whoever gets the most kills gets a new ridge scratcher.
    They also have to do a livestreamed commentary; whoever has the highest peak viewer count gets ANOTHER ridge scratcher.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 05/07/12(Mon)22:32 No.19018668
    I love you guys.

    Keep 'em coming. This is great.
    >> TUCAMP 05/07/12(Mon)22:40 No.19018764
    Also have them UEDversionoftweet during the whole thing, about anything that crosses their minds, the one with the most followers prior to the launch of the missiles gets a kingstontron butler.
    Zerg Quest, making the swarm act silly since July of 2010.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 05/07/12(Mon)22:48 No.19018857
    Ok, so is there a plan we agree on, now?
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)22:50 No.19018883
    We are the most unconventional over-cerebrate ever.

    Although if we gave one to Gorn, he'd probably modify it to be all choppy and less shooty.
    >> TUCAMP 05/07/12(Mon)22:51 No.19018897
    Televise an attack by out Love Muffins, with each groups controlled by a different cerebrate (clearly cyberbrate should be given a handicap) with prizes for the most kills, fewest loses, most followers, etc. Followed by launching our infestation progrom.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)22:53 No.19018932
    I may be the odd thought process out, but I want an old-fashioned frontal assault by the CORE Central Intelligence driving towards the heart of the UED, and all of our infestation missiles being fired at once while the UED Navy is busy fighting off our Love Muffins.
    Record everything for posterity and later editing into a thrilling war documentary by Artisanlord about how the Swarm ultimately took in the UED in order save them from the threat of the CORE Central Intelligence.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)22:55 No.19018947
    I second this. RIP AND TARE. With the addendum that Kerrigan readys her forces to troll the UED from within as well
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)22:55 No.19018956

    I like this. A lot. Proper amount of dickishness and Just-As-Planned.
    >> TUCAMP 05/07/12(Mon)22:57 No.19018969
    You're quite the 43 one aren't you. We can edit out a lot of things in post production, but I still like the idea of playing our cerbrates plus Gorn, and Nargil and Keri if they want to, off each other in a friendly game of Destroy the UED Fleet.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)23:04 No.19019055
    I don't think the 'toss would buy that

    Destroying the UED will show our hand as aggressive and expansionist. The Protoss will forever be on guard.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 05/07/12(Mon)23:08 No.19019099
    Thunderdome-style showdown: 2
    Orchestrating an awesome documentary for Artisanlord: 2

    Ooooo, suspense.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)23:10 No.19019124
    I'm still voting for a plain invasion with no shenanigans.

    But that's just reason talking. Why listen to reason when you can divide the swarm in a competition?
    >> TUCAMP 05/07/12(Mon)23:10 No.19019128
    I don't think the toss and UED talk to each other. Besides they know were expansionist, we tried to surround them with colonies, and got bad rolls doing it so they figured out our game and expanded faster than we were. And we have a non-agression treaty with them and have declared the Korpul Sector's Terrans to be under our protection, we never said anything about not conquering the UED/Dyles space.
    >> TUCAMP 05/07/12(Mon)23:13 No.19019156
    Actually I think those are the same option.
    The reasonable thing would have been to infest them the moment we got the change, and not spent the time to take over their economy and build a fauxbot fleet. Regardless of how we do it, we're ending the UED tonight.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)23:14 No.19019170

    Yeah, let's just get this done as efficiently and quickly as possible. No need to cause friction between our 'brates when the stakes are fairly high.
    >> TUCAMP 05/07/12(Mon)23:19 No.19019217
    So, give cyberbrate to go ahead to destroy the UED's fleet, then launch our infestation scheme. So long as we have Artisanlord tape the whole thing for posterity, I'm reluctantly fin with it.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 05/07/12(Mon)23:22 No.19019241
    Now we've got two votes for "fuck it, just eat everybody."

    I was under the impression two of you were saying to keep up the Machine Fleet facade and use them as a distraction, while two were wanting a public "Haha! We're the machines! Watch us blow you up!" contest on interstellar TV.
    >> TUCAMP 05/07/12(Mon)23:25 No.19019279
    No the dramatic reveal was that we bought their economy, never anything about claiming to be dem dastardly robots. Except one person who said that. And it's 2.5 for "fuck it eat everybody" since it has my acquiescence.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)23:29 No.19019312
    Seconding (thirding?) use the machine fleet as a distraction, then. The CORE ships have no blatant weaknesses, and can thus be a huge damage sponge and/or huge distraction for our infestation missiles.

    And if the UED are more resilient than we thought, then the CORE forces will hopefully tie up their fleet long enough for our Zerg/Terran fleet to mop up any remaining resistance.
    >> TUCAMP 05/07/12(Mon)23:36 No.19019384
    Recorded for posterity though. Also we should clean up Earth and allow the Morians to take pilgrimages to it. And by clean up I mean make it seem like they killed themselves a generation or two after the... exile? Cant remember what it was called.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 05/07/12(Mon)23:38 No.19019405
    Alright. I need from you guys...10d100s, and time to write this bitch up.

    (Hot damn. Eureka doesn't fuck around when it retcons shit)
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)23:41 No.19019428
    rolled 97, 97, 80, 24, 96, 18, 65, 47, 94, 32 = 650

    lets do this shit
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)23:41 No.19019430
    rolled 50, 35, 82, 74, 18, 48, 74, 10, 70, 87 = 548


    Fortune favors the rolled.
    >> TUCAMP 05/07/12(Mon)23:42 No.19019444
    rolled 56, 9, 53, 54, 2, 23, 75, 25, 29, 32 = 358

    10 seems like a lot of dice, I wonder what all it's for.
    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)23:44 No.19019462
    rolled 82, 39, 48, 51, 10, 85, 100, 31, 29, 91 = 566

    >> Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)23:47 No.19019494
    Im new to posting on /tg/, how do I roll?
    >> TUCAMP 05/07/12(Mon)23:49 No.19019518
    I refer you to the sticky on the first page good sir.
    >> noko Anonymous 05/07/12(Mon)23:56 No.19019598
    rolled 98, 54, 13, 89, 84, 63, 55, 92, 100, 49 = 697

    >> Cerebrate Anon 05/08/12(Tue)00:02 No.19019644
    With cameras rolling, our fleet of Love Muffins comes out of warp over Ruzbehan III, the UED's major shipyard. Our ordnance rains on the Terran fleets as they scramble to defend themselves. The battle lasts two hours, and the UED's fleet commander organizes their response remarkably well. Nearly a quarter of our Love Muffins are destroyed or disabled, but none of the UED ships are in any condition to fight the rest. We bring in support ships to begin repairs of our damaged ships and troop transports for the ground invasion (Cyberbrate is excited about finally getting to use its Terminators!), but the fleet moves on.

    They arrive at the Völsunga system, where one of the economic powerhouse companies that has eluded Accountantbrate's control is centered. It also houses a military installation and the Völsunga Array, through which all other major networks (excluding ZergTV, of course) are broadcast to all of UED space. The fleet separates into two groups. The first assaults the military installation, and levels the entire moon. The second cordons off the civilian population, destroying or capturing any ships that hold notable executives for Accountantbrate. If it had a mouth, it would have a frightening smile. The Array is reconfigured to boost ZergTV's signal into every home, every ship, every implant. A message begins.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)00:06 No.19019688

    in b4 "We will control the horizontal, we will control the vertical"
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)00:15 No.19019784
    Wait, I thought we weren't revealing our dastardly plan to the UED?
    >> TUCAMP 05/08/12(Tue)00:18 No.19019812
    Could be CORE doing something, or just us being journalists, reporting hoe the UED is getting destroyed, also the stock price of ZechTech is on the rise for some reason.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 05/08/12(Tue)00:20 No.19019842
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    A fanfare plays, and scrolling text indicates that ZergTV has scored an exclusive news story! Accountantbrate's Infested Terran steps up to the podium, calmly adjusting the tie of his expensive suit. He clears his throat, and announces:

    "Friends and fellow Terrans, this is a momentous day! I have come here to inform you of an amazing development in economic news. Now, I know some of you aren't interested in all that business, Big Money talk, but I urge you to stay tuned. This is exciting! After rigorous negotiations, we have brokered an unprecedented merger of some of the largest companies in the Directorate. Everything from SimSoft E.C.E. to Catagenia Studios to LinkSys Waste Management Technologies has come together to form one interstellar conglomerate. This is an economic event of staggering proportions which, with the recent acquiescence of Zulu/Fuchi Brokerages, will effectively centralize 79 percent of the entire human economy! Now, who will be in charge of the new Conglomerate, you ask? Why..."

    At this point, the speaker's eyes stain gold and begin to glow, its skin pales and turns ashen gray, and two horrifying tentacles sprout from its mouth. Its voice becomes deep, with an echoing quality.

    "...The Conglomerate will serve Accountantbrate, Prime Exchequer of the Swarm. Do not fear, Terrans, for we are experienced in multipurpose execution of an interstellar business. We have a proven track record of solid economic growth, with a focus on cutting costs while ensuring the quality of products to be delivered!"

    The representative continues with Accountantbrate's gushing description of its resume.
    (Cont again!)
    >> TUCAMP 05/08/12(Tue)00:23 No.19019874
    >> Cerebrate Anon 05/08/12(Tue)00:24 No.19019886
    Meanwhile, missiles appear in the skies over every UED world. They slide by planetary defenses, spreading a vile plague across the upper atmosphere of entire worlds, poisoning populations. Toaster happily informs us that each missile is loaded with a different strain, minimizing the chance of a cure and effectively randomizing the date of each planet's complete infestation, in case we would like to take bets on the final holdout.

    Unfortunately, five worlds manage to protect themselves. Among them is Earth, one surprisingly lucky farming planet, and three worlds with domed colonies, which manage to keep their atmospheric systems clean. Kerrigan suggests we vaporize all of them with immediate and extreme prejudice.

    The comm traffic throughout UED space is overwhelming. The military leadership is split over whether to quarantine all traffic and fall back to defend Earth, or attack the Machine Fleet at Ruzbehan III, where they are weakest. Speculation over the dastardly alliance between CORE and the Zerg is rampant, and panic over us essentially purchasing the human race is widespread, but nobody seems to think we are actually behind the CORE attack. Just opportunistically allied with them.

    (And, go!)
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)00:26 No.19019899

    They're going to freak out and abandon those companies. The UED will never tolerate such a large percentage of its economy being controlled by an alien interest.

    Unless we finish the UED off now, Accountantbrate's work will be for nothing.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)00:28 No.19019922

    Even if we DON'T immediately eradicate all that is left of the UED, they will NEVER recover if we decide to liquidate the companies.

    Also, is our Infestation going Full-Control or Partial-Control? As in, are we COMPLETELY infesting them all, or are we doing like what we did with Raynor except no psychic abilities?
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)00:30 No.19019943


    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)00:31 No.19019954
    Alright, we can't allow those 5 planets to go uninfested. In their minds, they are the last line of defense between the encroaching xeno, and the holy space above the Human homeworld. They won't surrender like the Morian Combine did.

    We'll keep Kerrigan's option of glassing those planets on the table, but I want to hear alternatives from the other cerebrates. What can we do to get infestation spores past their security and complete our infesting of the UED?
    >> TUCAMP 05/08/12(Tue)00:31 No.19019957
    Have ZergCorp come out against these robots it's only now learning about, and offer weapons at a discount. Have Cyberbrate assault Earth once he's finished with Ruzbehan III.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)00:31 No.19019960

    We should totally say this.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 05/08/12(Tue)00:34 No.19020003
    Total control, though we can generally reconstitute personalities later (with a roll and a character I care about, anyway).

    Well, Accountantbrate's been with us since the start, and we've experienced ridiculous growth from a small outpost on a backwater planet to a galactic overlord that's toppling empires for shits and giggles.
    >> TUCAMP 05/08/12(Tue)00:35 No.19020016
    It's just straight infestation. Even Raynor was, but then he got seperated and evolved on his own. We never figured out how to only slightly infest preople, the Morian genetic enhancement treatments excluded. But the missiles are just infesting ones, also let's start betting on when things get fully infest. Also ask Nargil how many terrans he'll need to figure out their latent psionic abilities, we'll have plenty with a wide range of gentics.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)00:36 No.19020018

    1.) Ask Kerrigan if she can give us any important information on what the UED are doing, using her agents within the UED (i.e. defense plans, force size/compositions). Also ask her if she can create any subtle (or lasting) flaws within the UED that will make galactic infestation of UED space easier.

    1a.) Does Kerrigan want any UED worlds in particular?

    2.) Send out CORE scoutships to fan out and explore the hold-out systems that survived the infestation missile barrage. Assess UED resistance there, make note of viable landing zones.

    3.) Consolidate CORE ships, prepare for attack.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)00:36 No.19020028
    >farming planet
    Spam Zerglings.
    >domed colonies
    Nuke 'em.
    Trash the defences and then infesterate again.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)00:37 No.19020035
    Well, we just gutted the UED.

    If Kerrigan hasn't already activated her plants inside the government, now is the time to do so.

    >linksys waste management

    Yes, I hate linksys as well. Never gotten a good product from them.

    >5 worlds remaining
    Let's see if our AI forces can't wrap up the job. If not, we can use the forces that will come from the newly infested UED territories. And that's a fuckton of forces I tell you what.

    We shouldn't neglect the Protoss reaction to this. They will be horrified, and probably move to attack us or at least mobilize in preparation for an invasion. Have citybrate, colonybrate, and Warbrate coordinate the planning for defending our worlds that border the Protoss empire.
    >> TUCAMP 05/08/12(Tue)00:39 No.19020049
    And then turn Earth into a vacation/pilgrimage sport for the Morians.
    >> TUCAMP 05/08/12(Tue)00:42 No.19020071
    Like mobilizing the Love Muffins we've been building back home? Unless we decided not to also build them back home, can't remember. Still, massively stepping up production of everything is a good idea.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 05/08/12(Tue)00:43 No.19020081
    Thread archived for posterity. Keep talking. It's not over, yet.

    Kerrigan has little control over the military, but thinks she might be able to have agents slip the registry numbers of a few of our ships onto the list of ships confirmed not to be compromised by the infestation, if we decide to try slipping infestation virus past a quarantine. She isn't sure how many, or whether her agents will be detected.

    She laughs when we ask her if there's a world she wants. "I'd want them all, Cerebrate, but if I must settle, Earth has a bit of sentimental value...Origin of my species, you know."

    (Ok, what's our collective vote on Earth?)
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)00:46 No.19020112
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    The Love Muffins were a puppet fleet so we could attack with impunity. Now that our hand is played, we don't need them.

    I'd like to stay somewhat true to the "ideal" of the swarm: Vast numbers of biological weaponry. How might we incorporate Zerg biology into the technology we've developed...

    I'm thinking something like Genesis Rising. Ships that are grow with organic processes controlling the construction. We'd be able to keep our advancement going AND keep our zergy idea intact.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 05/08/12(Tue)00:46 No.19020121
    We're not building them back home. We didn't want them warping in from elsewhere and tipping the UED off that we were behind it.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)00:47 No.19020128
    >Kerri wants Earth
    Of course she can have it, she's our little sister after all.
    That means no nuking.

    So, have the CORE attack the 5 non-infected worlds, and initiate a ground invasion. As they land, they will release fast-acting infestation spore.
    But be very careful with Earth. We don't want it damaged.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)00:48 No.19020144

    Begin the march.

    The march of the machines upon earth.

    If they're calling for all available ships to run to earth to defend, we can conceivable slip in a few of our own without too much trouble to drop off some tainted farts; since the UED still doesn't know we possess copies of Terran tech.

    While this draws off the defences of the other uninfested planets, send in our swarm elements to glass them.
    >> TUCAMP 05/08/12(Tue)00:49 No.19020158
    "So, throw the full weight of the Swarm at Earth, break the defenses and infestor missile them, or force them to submit to infestation? You're choice. Also the whole Sol system seemed to be fairly productive, though their harvesting of Jupiter wasn't cost effective."
    >> TUCAMP 05/08/12(Tue)00:53 No.19020195
    Don't forget we'll throw the rest of the system in for free. Oh! And we need to find ambassador crabby pants! Then we let Artisanlord wear him as a hat!
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)00:53 No.19020199
    This is good.

    When the UED recalls all assets to defend Earth, have Kerrigan do the registration thing to get a ship or two through. Then quietly infest as much as possible.

    We can exterminatus the other worlds.

    Roughly how long will those infested worlds take to mature? I think we may have just doubled or even tripled the amount of territory under the Swarm's command.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 05/08/12(Tue)00:55 No.19020219
    Are you supposed to be talking to Kerrigan, or the UED?

    So, I'm seeing plans to storm Earth. Is everybody behind that?
    >> noko Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)00:56 No.19020223
    I vote we have Kerrigan do any trolling she may have left to do via her plants in the UED.
    Also discuss the possibility with Warbrate/Gorn about pulling a feint on the UED drawing their forces to say the agricultural world with a combo Zerg (minimal assets) and a decent amount of our Love Muffins whilst we hit hard the domed planets or Earth if it is possibly via Highliners and the rest of our forces.
    Fellow cerebrates feel free to expand on this
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)00:59 No.19020257
    I am. Once Earth falls, we can take our time with the remaining 4 planets not yet under our control.
    >> TUCAMP 05/08/12(Tue)00:59 No.19020259
    It was directed at Kerri, but I suppose it wasn't the clearest bit of in IC writing I've done.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)00:59 No.19020263

    Storming should be done only with CORE elements.

    Throw the full weight of the CORE warmachinary at them. Deploy everything.

    This will provide us cover to infiltrate the UED defence fleet ranks with our own Terran vessels since they're not going to argue with additional reinforcements. This will allow us to get closer in range and infect earth. Possibly with 'ship shot down and crashing onto earth' type of scenario.

    While this major battle is going on, our Zerg fleet elements still in the sector can converge on the holdout planets to further infect, have them capitulate or destroy them while the UED fleet is preoccupied defending earth.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 05/08/12(Tue)01:05 No.19020315
    I just had the weirdest idea for maximum-level trolling: it's so simple. All I have to do is have the last thread end with a Bel Air. Almost 2 years of build-up for the it.

    That'd just be evil.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 05/08/12(Tue)01:06 No.19020325
    >the it

    Damn. Read that as either "the long troll" or just "it."
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)01:10 No.19020365
    Bel-Air is such an ancient meme.

    If you really want to end your quest with a troll, that's your decision, but an actual conclusion would be a lot more satisfying.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)01:12 No.19020380

    That wouldn't be trolling bro.

    That would just be a dick thing to do.
    >> TUCAMP 05/08/12(Tue)01:12 No.19020381
    I for one do not support this plan until after we hit the magical Zeg Quest C.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 05/08/12(Tue)01:13 No.19020392
    It's so ancient, it was winding down in popularity when this quest started.

    But no. I wouldn't do that to you guys. I'd be too afraid. TUCAMP would come after me, and that guy knows more about me than some of my family does.
    >> TUCAMP 05/08/12(Tue)01:14 No.19020407
    Zerg! Curse me inability to type properly while lying on my back and having my keyboard on my stomach! But we must make the quest last to ZQ-C!
    >> Cerebrate Anon 05/08/12(Tue)01:15 No.19020415
    Zerg Quest B was just inadequate.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)01:16 No.19020431
    Speaking of quests, wasn't MSQ supposed to run tonight?
    >> Cerebrate Anon 05/08/12(Tue)01:17 No.19020445
    MicroSoft Quest?

    Probably crashed again. Damn things.

    (I have no idea)
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)01:21 No.19020472

    Seconding striking at Earth.

    Perhaps we can have one of our ships with the registry codes land on Earth, disguised as a civilian UED ship. Or a ship that has to absolutely land for whatever reason (i.e. carrying supplies or something). But in reality, we'll have several strains of the Zerg hyperevolutionary virus aboard.

    Although whether we should try to make it airborne and rapidly infest as many people as possible, or put some terminator/subtly infested Terrans fan out in the population and spread it out over time.
    >> TUCAMP 05/08/12(Tue)01:21 No.19020476
    And to prove that point I will not list the entirety of my knowledge of you: you like Fighting Cock Bourbon, Miller, live in central time, not in Iowa, work somewhere with weird hours, sort of know Brazilian Portuguese, like Daria and Firefly, have a lady friend, this was your first quest, have a copy of Skyrim and SC2, and I can't think of anything else. Really it's all in the archives, I just have a decent memory. But, I have no idea what I had for lunch. Also I wouldn't come after you for the following reasons: I'm to lazy, I don't actually know where you are, I'd find it funny, and I've got better things to worry about, like the doctoral program I'll be starting in the fall. Joy.
    >> TUCAMP 05/08/12(Tue)01:23 No.19020493
    Muscular Skeleton Quest? Magpie Squire Quest? Mercury Sulfide Quest? Mary Sue Quest? I have no idea what's going on.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)01:25 No.19020508
    Nothing on the twitter. LG probably overdosed on BananaNutellaBread cake.
    Mahou Shounen Quest. The OP originally intended traditional shounen manga hijinks, we turned it into 'You are butler, pure dapper and swag.' And harem. And post-traumatic stress disorder. And god-tier trolling.
    Oh god the trolling. Some of it is even in-game.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 05/08/12(Tue)01:25 No.19020513
    >the doctoral program I'll be starting in the fall

    Way to go, man! Kick that program's ass!

    Also, no ladyfriend, anymore. That got weird quick.

    I think everybody's pretty on-board for attacking Earth, though not a lot of them are interested in infesting anything.

    Should we wait until next week? Make a thread out of the Fall of Mankind?
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)01:27 No.19020526
    >inb4 Cerebrate Anon listens to "Holding out for a Hero" and makes us auto-lose the assault on Erf.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 05/08/12(Tue)01:28 No.19020533
    >BananaNutellaBread cake

    Oh, sweet merciful Christ that sounds delicious. If he died that way, he died happy.

    Also, other quests have their own Twitter accounts? Shit. Now I feel inadequate.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)01:29 No.19020549
    How could you not know about MSQ? It runs twice daily, goddamn. We're already on thread 108.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 05/08/12(Tue)01:32 No.19020579
    I've seen it, but I haven't taken part. Honestly, though, I just think of it as Anime Butler Quest.

    ...Well, now I HAVE to listen to that song, but no. We're not auto-losing.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)01:32 No.19020583
    >though not a lot of them are interested in infesting anything.
    It sounds like everyone is on board with using the CORE to smash our way to Earth, and slipping tons of hyper-fast infestation spores in the confusion and infesting Earth and the last defenders of Humanity.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)01:35 No.19020613
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    Everytime I manage to forget about this horrible gif someone posts it again.

    Fuck everything.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)01:36 No.19020619
    >fucking a stone wall

    That's... gotta chafe.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)01:37 No.19020629
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    >> TUCAMP 05/08/12(Tue)01:37 No.19020630
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)01:37 No.19020632
    don't you like watching mr. dog stick his pickle into the wall's china
    >> TUCAMP 05/08/12(Tue)01:40 No.19020672
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    Pallet cleanser?
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)01:45 No.19020734
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    Sorry, didn't even mean to post THAT gif, I don't even really know why I have it saved, at all.

    Meant to post this instead.
    >> Cerebrate Anon 05/08/12(Tue)01:46 No.19020748
    I wonder if the archival bot caught your post, or if people reading later are just going to be confused and horrified at what gif could be so terrible that it was pulled off of 4chan with an apology...
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)01:48 No.19020768

    I still have no idea why I had it saved in the first place.

    I might have been drunk and found it hilarious and not ultra-creepy.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)01:49 No.19020788
    Okay, THAT image is going in the next MSQ.
    >> TUCAMP 05/08/12(Tue)02:02 No.19020929
    Nothing of consequence has happened in the last half hour, I say call it a night. So the 15th or 19th, I'll show for either, because I'm dull like that.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)02:04 No.19020942
    Ted saving Naru?
    >> Cerebrate Anon 05/08/12(Tue)02:08 No.19020994
    Two or three people voted for the 19th. We'll do it then.

    ̶H̶a̶l̶o̶ ̶3̶Zerg Quest LXXXVI: Finish the Fight.
    >> Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)10:17 No.19023780
    So what's after the fall of mankind?

    A Zerg rom-com/SoL with cakes and tea?


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