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    35 KB Tank witches; Tread VI? The Timeskipining Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/10/12(Thu)19:10 No.19058749  
    You are Colonel Kathrine Kent, and Jesus K Rist are you in pain. You have just woken up after blacking out from an injury in combat. How long ago? You have no fucking idea.

    Now you remember why the hell you are here! You took a projectile round to the face, not an experience you wish to repeat. You run your hand over your left side of your face, coming across a bandage across your left eye-socket. You gently press down to see if you even have an eye anymore, and you feel... something.

    You try taking a look around the room, but using only one eye makes it a lot more difficult. you are in what you hope is a hospital room, with white sterile walls with matching floor, and a nondescript ceiling. You look down to see yourself wearing nothing but your "pants", a tank top, and a lot of bandaging on your injured thigh. You see a few of your personal effects on a nearby table, but your current sight limitations prevent you from seeing what is there.

    What do you do?
    >I g-gotta touch myself! To make sure everything is working and stuff!
    >Get shit, go fast
    >Now there is only a 50% chance you will see you runaway son

    (I gotta go do some dishes, so I'll be back in 10~ minutes depending)
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)19:13 No.19058785
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)19:15 No.19058815
    >Get shit, go fast
    Not enough sanics.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)19:15 No.19058817
    Ponder the fate of your son. Ponder it so hard, he will *feel* it, regardless of intervening time and space.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)19:15 No.19058818
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)19:22 No.19058891
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)19:22 No.19058897

    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)19:24 No.19058908
    >finally get day z working
    >tank witches

    Goddammit panzer
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/10/12(Thu)19:35 No.19059040
    Sorry I took so long, brother was being a communist and I had to lend-lease my fist into his face. Writing like the fist of the north star now
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)19:38 No.19059071
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)19:42 No.19059100
    We need to know how quickly we can get back into combat, the current situation of the Martian pocket, and the status of our company.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/10/12(Thu)19:54 No.19059245
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    >Answers getting time

    You are hurt, confused, and maybe even a little aroused. You attempt to get out of bed, but it only brings pain. Being the tough "girl" that you are, you soldier on over to the table, and find a few things.
    >Sidearm w/holster
    >Jacket with pocket lint
    >Cavalry saber?
    >Actual pants, not pantsu
    >Your boots n socks

    After the painful experience of putting on your clothing, you limp outside your room. It appears you are in a London hospital. With nobody in sight, you try to follow the signs pointing towards the mess hall, being starving yourself and knowing that's where you would hang out at a hospital.

    As you approach the mess, a young women dressed as a doctor exits, spots you and heads towards you.

    "Colonel! You shouldn't be up let alone walking! Your leg and eye haven't even fully healed yet! I thought the sedatives would keep you asleep for a while longer!"

    You are very tempted to see how many punches it takes to shatter her jaw, but you refrain, being a dignified lady that you are. What do you ask this "doctor"?

    (Pic related.You think she is as stupid as it is)
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)19:56 No.19059258
    Where exactly are we? and how long were we out?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)19:57 No.19059267
    Ask how long we were out, what is the status of the fighting, and of the Martian invasion force we were fighting. Then the nearest telephone so that we can call up Battalion HQ and find out the status of our Companies.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)19:58 No.19059292
    What happened to the Martians and our unit, then...I dunno, find that no-good son of yours?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:01 No.19059327
    Then find food.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:06 No.19059374
    How long was I out, what are the damages to me and what's the situation on the warfront. Give me answers doctor, now.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/10/12(Thu)20:28 No.19059636
    "I have several questions for you "Doctor"." you growl using air-quotes around doctor. "For starters, where the hell am I and where is my unit?"

    "Well there is no need to be rude. You are at the London War-hospital for witches. Last I heard, your unit was engaged in combat with aliens in East Anglia. But," she continues in the most nasal voice " You won't be able to use your striker with your wounded leg, let alone with your face in that condition. I'm afraid I can't discharge you for another few weeks."

    "Well then, how long was I out?"

    "Around two days since you where brought in. We preformed surgery on your leg last night and where going to do more on your eye.." You cut her off.

    " I have heard enough you sodding wanker." You say, giving her the meanest leer you can muster with only one eye. You almost kick in the door to the mess hall when you enter, with your face contorted in a mixture of rage and pain. Taking a minute to look around, you spot a fast moving object heading towards you. With no depth perception, you stand no chance as your (must shorter) attacker lunges at you, wraps their arms around your midsection, and cries into your chest.

    "I-I-I-I never thought I w-would see you again!" she wails , somewhat muffled as she speaks into your breasts.

    Getting hugged to death by your cute polish witch wasn't the first way you would have wanted to die.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:29 No.19059656
    We are officer. show no pain.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:33 No.19059709
    Aww, she was waiting for you. Be a mom, and care.

    It'll probably save your life.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:34 No.19059716
    Please, I lived through the Great War, you think a scratch like this is going to do anything to me. I'm pretty much invincible at this point, I already beat the Grim Reaper in a game of chess and kicked him in the balls, he's not going to do anything that'll piss me off.

    Give her a proper hug and ruffle her hair.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/10/12(Thu)20:51 No.19059907
    "If you let me go, I'll give you a months worth of chocolate." She squeezes harder.
    "Two months?" She squeezes even harder.
    "THREE MONTHS WORTH AND AS MUCH CANDY AS YOU CAN EAT!" You wheeze as she loosens her grip on you.

    "I-I-I'm j-just so ha-happy to s-see you m-mum." he manages to stutter out in between sobs. "I w-w-wouldn't k-know what do i-i-i-if.." she trails off, sobbing into your now wet shirt.

    "It's okay love, I've had worse. How could I leave the cutest girl I know all alone!" You ruffle her hair for good measure as she releases you.

    "So Sylwia, we are going to play a little game. It's called, lets leave this god damn place. Do you know where your strikers are? Maybe we can hitch a ride to division."

    The young witch nods. "Y-yeah, the-ere is a motor p-pool j-just outs-side the hospital. I t-think th-ere is some A-American's there wh-hen we came in."

    You make like a tree and get the fuck out of there, limping as fast and quietly as you can, as no not bring the ire of any of the staff. When you finally get out into the bright sunlight, you so in fact see several American AFV parked outside, with their crews prepping them for combat. You wave down one of the commanders and ask. "Me and my young friend here need passage to East Anglia. Are you folks headed that way?"

    "You part of the 101st? We are to link up with them there, but we got delayed by some Colonel Victor who told me to wait till a lovely lass came and asked for a lift. Guess you're her eh?"

    You nod as he helps you up into the open air turret of his armoured vehicle. Sylwia mounts her strikers and sits down on the deck of the AFV.

    >Ask the American anything?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:53 No.19059938
    "So, how's the fight with the Martians going?"
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:53 No.19059939
    How goes the battle? Any news of worth?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:54 No.19059942
    What's the situation with the attack a few days ago. How much ground did they take, what are our losses. Fill me in soldier.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:54 No.19059943
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:54 No.19059948

    we giving the martians a right and proper pounding, right?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)20:59 No.19060006
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/10/12(Thu)21:06 No.19060090
    but then how will I go fast and die young?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)21:09 No.19060113
    Question: How fast can strikers go while skiing, and would we knock ourselves on our ass if we fired our gun while skiing?
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/10/12(Thu)21:18 No.19060225
    As the tank leaves the motor pool, you decide to ask the tank commander some questions.

    "So how goes the fight up north?"

    "Last I heard, the Fitzgerald pocket is holding out against our assaults, but it should break any day now. However, they landed a load of Martians on the coast of E.A and we are having trouble even containing them." As you reach the city limits, he leans out the back "Ey, you might want to hold on tight back there!" He turns back to you. "Things are about to get....Fast."

    As if on que, (which you are pretty sure it was) the Hellcat turns up acceleration to 11.

    "HOW THE HELL DOES THIS THING GO SO FAST?" you shout over the sudden burst of wind howling at your face.




    Almost a half hour passes when you start to see black smoke coming from knocked out tank, allied and alien. After hitting several speed-bumps, the "Glorious Sandraker" comes to a screeching halt in front of a large field, with loads of activity. Tanks lined up receiving maintenance, headquarters staff running in and out of a nearby farm house, and a barn that is being avoided by most personal. You turn around to see how Sylwia fared during the ride, only to see her dismounted and begging the driver for another ride..... God damn kids.

    What do you do now?
    >Party hard in the Glorious Sandraker
    >Go to the house
    >'' the barn
    >You go lookin though the tonks
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/10/12(Thu)21:19 No.19060238
    Depending on the gun. If it's a huge 105mm, your ass is on the grass. If its a 75mm? Less so
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)21:21 No.19060259
    [x] house
    Also you need more images.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)21:22 No.19060281
    Let's go to the house.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/10/12(Thu)21:23 No.19060290
    yeah, out of relevant ones. pf has it easy, so much artwork for the official witches
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)21:25 No.19060317
    What kind of ears and tail does Sylwia have?
    And how bad is our eye?
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/10/12(Thu)21:26 No.19060328
    2nd Lt Sylwia Koszustki
    Born in Warsaw, Poland 1928 (Age 15 1943)
    Shoulder-length black hair, petite build, brown eyes
    Familiar-Fallow Deer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallow_Deer)
    Striker model-M5A1 StuartVI
    Was at the english witch academy during the invasion of poland, fought with the british army in france until dunkirk, after that she stayed in england till 1943

    You feel what you hope is your eyeball under all your bandages, but you won't know till you take em off.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)21:28 No.19060349
    >'' the barn
    There must be a reason
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)21:34 No.19060426
    Fuck yeah Hellcats
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)21:35 No.19060434
    Party hard with the Sandraker
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)21:36 No.19060448
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    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)21:37 No.19060453
    It's full of chopped-up martians.

    We don't know that in-character, but it's the barn where Sean went highlander on them.
    >> Quartermaster 05/10/12(Thu)21:40 No.19060510
    Party Hard in the Glorious Sandraker. We can raise Victor on the radio as we take our 'borrowed' Hellcat Platoon into the fight. We should aim to smash through a flank somewhere, or counter-attack when needed. Sylwia rides with us, M5A1 Stuart is quick enough to keep up.

    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/10/12(Thu)21:46 No.19060587
    this lights up my heart like a Sherman taking a 88mm round to the frontal armor~ Thank you for your support
    >> Psyker Ted 05/10/12(Thu)21:49 No.19060629
    rolled 65 = 65

    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/10/12(Thu)21:49 No.19060645
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    also panzer I hate to point this out now but typically with eye injuries both eyes are covered so when you move one eye the other one doesn't move and cause more damage
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)21:51 No.19060661
    What other one?

    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/10/12(Thu)21:51 No.19060669
    I appreciate it but there is one thing that isn't like real life. MAGIC MOTHER FUCKER.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/10/12(Thu)21:53 No.19060687
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    we don't need eyes where we are going
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/10/12(Thu)21:56 No.19060711
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    >the house
    As you approach, you get the worst smell in world... PAPERWORK. The smell of ink and paper, ick. You shoulder your way though busybodies and head towards the dining room, which has been turned into a makeshift map room. You see a few figures in the room, a witch dressed in a fancy red officer's outfit, Major General Sir Percy Hobart, and a few other officers you don't really care about, I mean, "recognize".

    "Vhat are you doing here Kolonel?" the witch in red asks. Oh god not her again...

    "I got better." is all you can muster.

    "As long as you say so mein frau.."

    "Well, I have a job for you." Hobart interjects. " Major Miles' section is getting the everliving life pounded out of it. I called in a few favors with an old yankee friend of mine, but the help won't arrive for a good half hour. I need you to support her position. Can you do it?"

    "Sir Yes Sir!" you almost shout while snapping a salute. You then spend a minute or two reading over the map sprawled out on the table. Once you have a vague idea of what the hell do to, you rush outside only to remember, that you probably can't operate your strikers with your wounded leg... then you realize you are standing within 200ft of the most advanced armor earth can muster to fight the alien invaders.

    The real question is, what 3 tanks do you take with you?
    RUUUUUUULE, any allied or axis armored fightan vehicle that I can spend 5 seconds reading the wiki article and having a vague idea of stuff (1943~ is the latest year it can be)
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:00 No.19060758
    17 Pdr. SP Achilles to ride in because open top is less stupid with witchy shields.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/10/12(Thu)22:02 No.19060786
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    >implying open tops don't let you feel the wind blowing against your face, that's what war is all about
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:02 No.19060788
    Three Matildas.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:02 No.19060793
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:03 No.19060796
    Panther, Churchill, and StuG III
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:03 No.19060799
    Fast Tonk Destroyers

    Hellcats and M10s and shit.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/10/12(Thu)22:03 No.19060800
    That one tank, with the guns, armor.

    Obviously, I cannot into tanks. Or planes, but that's not this quest.
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/10/12(Thu)22:05 No.19060815

    I would ALMOST say Maus, but...no.

    *Consults book*

    M26, for one.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:05 No.19060818
    I will cut you.
    2 Panthers and a fast tank destroyer. I'd suggest the Jagdpanther but it isn't out yet, some other fast thing built around a fuckhuge gun.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:05 No.19060823

    Pushin' it
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:07 No.19060848


    One of the best overall tanks, used throughout the entire war.
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/10/12(Thu)22:10 No.19060880
    > Tank Witches

    DON'T YOU START. He said ANY WWII tank.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:10 No.19060885
    He said 1943~ is the latest year it could be.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/10/12(Thu)22:11 No.19060886
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    I'm hearing 2 panthers and a mystery AFV. Anyone object before I start writing?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:13 No.19060921
    Achillesfag here requesting mystery AFV be an Achilles
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/10/12(Thu)22:15 No.19060955
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    Works for me.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:17 No.19060980
    No objections
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:17 No.19060984
    Works for me, good possibilities are the ISU-152, Helcat or Achilles.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:20 No.19061024
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    Can't we use out magic to reach into the future to grab a tank?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:22 No.19061059
    ANY WW2 tank?

    Wait one second.
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/10/12(Thu)22:25 No.19061090

    1943 at latest. I just goof'd that one
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:29 No.19061148
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    Our new ride.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/10/12(Thu)22:29 No.19061153
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    Mounting your new command Panther, you mange to slide into the commander's cupola with no problem. You order another nearby panther and the Glorious Sandraker to join you in your mission to relieve Major Miles.

    Crossing a few fields speed it up and you see Miles and her platoon along with several M3 Grants being pinned down by some of those lovely martian hover-maser tanks as well as the model that you had some face time with a few days ago.

    >miles is in front of you some 300ft, with martian infantry surrounding her
    >400ft away & to Miles' left flank is a pair of those martian auto cannon tanks with more infantry
    >300ft away & to Miles' right flank is a trio of the hover tanks and more loveable infantry
    Terrain is open fields with some entrenchments scattered around the battlefield, and a treeline along a road some 500ft ahead of you

    Vhat do?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:32 No.19061188
    Get revenge on autocannon tanks
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:32 No.19061190
    Use the trenches and your speed to take out the autocannons first.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:32 No.19061192
    Let's go git them thar autocannon tanks.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/10/12(Thu)22:34 No.19061208
    I think we might need a bigger witch.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:34 No.19061214
    So, we're not using our strikers?

    Huh. Nifty.

    [x]autocannon tanks. Her shield can take infantry fire, but those auto-tanks are gonna fuck them up good.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:35 No.19061219
    Hull down
    THen AP those auto cannons
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:35 No.19061223
    Split, Send the Sandraker and the other panther around to hit the auto cannons from the back and side. Distract the hover tanks ourself and cause some damage, give Miles the opportunity to get back in the fight.

    Miles can deal with the infantry around her just fine.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:35 No.19061224
    Whack the autos. Stay away from those trees; the masers will just them on FIYAH
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/10/12(Thu)22:37 No.19061245
    Something about just having surgery on it from a wound last mission, wouldnt be wise to exert all that force on it the day after and lolitopens or some bullshit like that
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:43 No.19061313
    Reason: If the autocannons fucked up your shields, they'll fuck up Miles'
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:48 No.19061371
    Penetrate the soft and unresisting behinds of the autocannon tanks with your long, hot, steel-hard cannons.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/10/12(Thu)22:53 No.19061416
    Before you can even say a word, the Glorious Sandraker is already kicking up dirt, getting into position to slap the autogun's shit

    With a battle cry of "GET OFF MY WORLD!", a 76mm round penetrates and explodes one of the Auto-cannon platforms, showering the other in fiery shrapnel.

    Your second panther fires a few rounds down range while maneuvering towards Mile's entrenchment as a load roar as a large black flys over the battlefield shooting delicious rockets into those pesky hovertanks. Hitting one directly, it explodes with the fury of a billion stars for about a millisecond, detonating the other two beside it. The flash is so bright, that you have to turn away from the cupola to not go blind in your last eye.

    "HANS! LOAD AP! TARGET, 30 DEGREES, FIRE!" You should with your best German accent.

    "Ve speak english mien hexecommandant.."

    Your tank rocks as it sends 75mm justice into the semi-burning autocannon tank the hellcat left alive.

    Quenching your thirst for revenge, you move up to discover another dozen or so armored targets emerge from the treeline some 500ft ahead.

    >well fuck
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/10/12(Thu)22:55 No.19061431
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    Going with this.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:55 No.19061438
    Fuck, rolling retreat. Keep your front pointed towards them and fire backward.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:56 No.19061449
    *fire while moving backward.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/10/12(Thu)22:56 No.19061453
    Retreat. We can't take a dozen.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:57 No.19061464
    >well fuck Nothign
    Send up in smoke.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:59 No.19061486
    Now that the autocannons are gone we ought to be able to extract Miles and get to a more defensible position. Find a good position to hold them and radio in for support.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/10/12(Thu)23:00 No.19061498
    >Your second panther fires a few rounds down range while maneuvering towards Mile's entrenchment as a load roar as a large black >plane< flys over the battlefield shooting delicious rockets into those pesky hovertanks.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:01 No.19061510
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:06 No.19061562
    >That emblem, it's the Bounce Lord of Castle Barin!
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/10/12(Thu)23:06 No.19061563
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    Audacity wins the day. No quarter!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:07 No.19061575
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:11 No.19061606
    >Impossible! I thought that was just a myth!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:12 No.19061616
    We're sitting in a Panther. One of the finest tanks of its time.

    However, 4:1 odds are bad juju. Fall back, because our limit for getting blown up is one per week, and we already got some of that earlier.
    >> MC 05/10/12(Thu)23:15 No.19061651
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    You thought I was a WHAT, now?
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/10/12(Thu)23:17 No.19061668
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    Are you seriously going to let some alien scum push YOU around? Yes? SHUT THE HELL UP!

    You where ordered to hold this position, and by the king your going to fucking hold this god forsaken piece of land. You help the loader ram shells as fast as you can into the 75mm, firing at anything that comes from that god damn tree line. Your Hellcat and panther follow suit.

    You smell molten metal to see the Maser tanks focusing on the front plate, trying to melt though.

    "NO NEGATIVE WAVES TODAY LOVE!" you hear over the radio. What the fuck?

    A bloody tiger comes out of seemingly from nowhere, and lights three or so of the maser tanks up like the fourth of July.

    As you see the Bounce Lord of Castle Barin return for another pass, you feel a weird pressure in your head... That fucking cunt-licking sodding sheep herding runaway son of yours, he is in that god damn plane. At least he isn't dead, and hopefully he isn't going out with some french whore or something.

    More rockets scream into the masers, setting off yet another light show. If it wasn't for your injuries last time, you would think this whole thing is kinda one sided.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:19 No.19061681
    >"That fucking cunt-licking sodding sheep herding runaway son of yours, he is in that god damn plane. At least he isn't dead, and hopefully he isn't going out with some french whore or something."

    Ohoho, is she in for a surprise.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:20 No.19061694
    >the Bounce Lord of Castle Barin
    >mfw you actually used it

    I don't really have a face to post because my HD crashed but just imagine some poorly drawn guy chuckling at his computer.
    >> Dario 05/10/12(Thu)23:22 No.19061711
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    >actually used Bounce Lord
    >I contributed in some slight insignificant way
    >> MC 05/10/12(Thu)23:28 No.19061759
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    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:31 No.19061786
    Nice to see that word has gotten around about MC.

    (We really need to get a hold of those papers talking about us).

    Anyways: Holler something at the plane and get back to shootin'!
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/10/12(Thu)23:34 No.19061815
    You get the hell out of the cramped panther turret, something you arn't used to fighting in. You stand up and stretch your legs on the deck, while Miles runs over and picks you up. This is the second time in less then 4 hours that you are going to be hugged to death...

    "You can let go now." you squeak out.
    "Oh sorry Kath. I'm just so glad we managed to get out of there alive."
    "Let's return to HQ now that your out of that mess."

    You return with Miles' detachment without incident back to HQ.

    "Miles.. You have been to Castle Barin before, right?"
    "I need you to go give my thanks to the pilot of that Black plane that supported us. I'll see if I can arrange something nice for him for his actions today..."
    "Whatever you say Kath" She says in a singsong voice.

    You retire back to the farmhouse, ask where the nearest cot is, and pass out in it.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/10/12(Thu)23:40 No.19061872
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    NEXT TIME, ON TONK WITCHES, OPERATION CRAZY IAN: will resume probably some time next week. Just got myself a month of world of tank's premium and am partying hard. As always, sexually harass me either in this thread, or on the stirkewitches quest IRC (#SWQ @RIZON.NET)

    somethingsomethingsomething positive waves
    (Kotters begged me to post his favorite sanyan image)
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:40 No.19061877
    We should check up on the rest of the unit we awaken
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:41 No.19061889
    Whoop never miind then. Good work panzer
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:42 No.19061901
    Kotters has good taste in sanyans. Shame about his weird fetishes.
    >> MC 05/10/12(Thu)23:42 No.19061903

    I'm more of a Minna fan, myself.

    >inb4 shitstorm
    >> Kotters !frHeeRur5g 05/10/12(Thu)23:43 No.19061916
    Fuck you Panzer
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:45 No.19061931
    I would hop on the IRC but my internet is slow as balls tonight.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/10/12(Thu)23:45 No.19061933
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    I'd love to continue, but god damn am I fucking tired. And I have to go out and get milk n smokes before the stores close. ;-;

    Minna is a good waifu, not my personal favorite, but a good one
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:45 No.19061935

    so about that Ian/Kathrine/miles fapfic you were talking about where he gets punished for being a bad boy and running away from home.
    >> Kotters !frHeeRur5g 05/10/12(Thu)23:46 No.19061939
    Fuck you.

    Thread's over, I can shit all over it with my mere presence all I want.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/10/12(Thu)23:46 No.19061942
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    >> Kotters !frHeeRur5g 05/10/12(Thu)23:47 No.19061953
    Sanya and the other little sisters are sacred, you lewd pignut.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:48 No.19061968

    but seriously when will we get sub witches.
    I want some delicious diesel girls. Nuke subs fucking suck(cool if you don't serve on them though)
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:49 No.19061972
    I dunno, that fling with Crumpet tells me otherwise.
    >> Kotters !frHeeRur5g 05/10/12(Thu)23:49 No.19061977
    Good news, everyone! If Planefag actually gets back to me, I can have it ready to post for tomorrow's SWQ!

    And quest on monday.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/10/12(Thu)23:50 No.19061982
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    Fine, be that way, Ill just hang out with best waifu
    >> Kotters !frHeeRur5g 05/10/12(Thu)23:51 No.19061992
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    You appear to have misposted. Let me fix that.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:51 No.19061993

    cool thanks kotters
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/10/12(Thu)23:52 No.19062003
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    You're right, I did, thanks for correcting me.

    Also, isnt 3 witch quests too many witch base quests?
    >> Kotters !frHeeRur5g 05/10/12(Thu)23:53 No.19062014
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    Yes. And you fucked up the image again.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/10/12(Thu)23:54 No.19062025
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    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:54 No.19062028
    Woah, hang on now. What's wrong with bullpup?
    >> Kotters !frHeeRur5g 05/10/12(Thu)23:54 No.19062029
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    Good, you fixed it.
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/10/12(Thu)23:56 No.19062045

    Nice FAMAS
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 05/10/12(Thu)23:57 No.19062054
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    Bah, away with ye, and take your cheese eating, wine guzzeling, soap dodging surrender monkey with you.

    Everyone knows that the best witch is a german witch.

    Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein und das heißt Erika.
    Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein wird umschwärmt Erika
    denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
    zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid.
    Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein und das heißt: Erika.

    In der Heimat wohnt ein blondes Mägdelein und das heißt: Erika.
    Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein und mein Glück, Erika.
    Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
    singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
    Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein und das heißt: Erika.

    In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein und das heißt: Erika.
    Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein schaut's mich an, Erika.
    Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
    "Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?"
    In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein und das heißt: Erika.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:58 No.19062059
    You blind kid? That's a deagle.
    >> Kotters !frHeeRur5g 05/10/12(Thu)23:58 No.19062064
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    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:59 No.19062075
    Enjoy your 60kg of force.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:00 No.19062082
    It's a fantastic 'verse that Planefag built. Also a great quest, and everyone wants in on the action.

    If I thought I could do it, I'd run a quest of my own.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 05/11/12(Fri)00:06 No.19062157
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    >Implying I am not into horrible genital mutilation. (I'm not.)
    >I'm just being contrary. Because it's Kotters and he must not be seen to be happy nor to enjoy life, for his is a lot of suffering.

    Really, the best Waifu is one that isn't crazy, can cook and has a loving and caring demeanor.
    For straight up kills however, Erika is at the top.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:09 No.19062185
    Ah yes, all the delicious eyebrows of Perrine with none of the snobby demeanor. Lynette really isn't appreciated enough.
    >> Kotters !frHeeRur5g 05/11/12(Fri)00:09 No.19062194
    Lynette is low-tier
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:10 No.19062205
    Is that why you won't put her in one of your filthy stories?
    >> Kotters !frHeeRur5g 05/11/12(Fri)00:11 No.19062214
    I fucking hate you guys.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:11 No.19062216
    And those silly stockings. She's one of the underage ones, right? Pity.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:12 No.19062238
    Put the pillow fort into the next one, I don't think Planefag will ever do it.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 05/11/12(Fri)00:12 No.19062241
    You know. We all just realized something terrible.
    Ian is a twin. What if he has a sister?

    What if Kotters starts writing?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:13 No.19062246
    You're low tier.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:13 No.19062251
    He may or may not be seeing his mother soon too. There's so much material here.
    >> Kotters !frHeeRur5g 05/11/12(Fri)00:13 No.19062253
    And don't you forget it.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:15 No.19062283
    twincest is wincest.
    >> Kotters !frHeeRur5g 05/11/12(Fri)00:17 No.19062301
    Can't spell twincest without wincest.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:17 No.19062311
    >MC and robin join in
    And the win reaches critical mass when it becomes a best-friends foursome.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:18 No.19062326
    no homo.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/11/12(Fri)00:19 No.19062336
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    perrine is pretty great
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)00:19 No.19062348
    Are you kidding? You must be kidding. It'd be about time MC admitted his queergayhomolust for the young Master Kent.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:21 No.19062374
    And of course this turns Robin on like no other and she ravages Ian's twin sister. All the while Sakamoto is spying with her magic eye and starts masturbating to the sight.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:24 No.19062407
    aaaand now we're getting weird again.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:24 No.19062412
    Every witch would be spying on that.

    Then MC finds out, an thus began the great orgy of Castle Barin
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:25 No.19062424
    There was no other way this would end. As soon as Kotters posted the thread was doomed to this fate.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:30 No.19062472
    Tvtropes is considering deleting SW, including SWQ. Go here to have your say.

    >> Kotters !frHeeRur5g 05/11/12(Fri)00:32 No.19062512
    >Sex scenes

    TV Tropes is a wretched hive of ignorance and elitism.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:34 No.19062532
    There was kissing, so I guess in their minds that equals sex. I couldn't give less fucks about TV Tropes though.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:34 No.19062547

    Cannot even begin to care
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)00:36 No.19062568
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:36 No.19062578
    So is /tg/ though
    >> Kotters !frHeeRur5g 05/11/12(Fri)00:37 No.19062581
    Yeah, but /tg/ is on purpose.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:38 No.19062595
    If you're concerned about it, perhaps see if the mirror wiki will take it?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:38 No.19062602
    While we're all here, anyone want to venture a guess of what planefag meant by "TRUDEFAGS RESURGENT"?

    I'm thinking we gunna get raped.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)00:38 No.19062604
    Yeah, but we're better at it.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:39 No.19062607
    >some guy brings up a bunch of points about SW being rated "safe" in Britain and rated "suitable for 12 year olds"
    >next post
    >I'm not worried about any of that stuff. My vote is cast.
    Yeah, who cares about using facts right?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:40 No.19062620
    I forsee tears in the future. Either from Trudefags or Minnafags. Doesn't matter which, because I'll win anyway.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:44 No.19062669
    And the P-61fags. Don't forget them.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:45 No.19062677
    I will not worry. As long as the quest advances, I will be ok.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:47 No.19062692
    >It's a franchise about anthropomorphisations of military planes and tanks
    >it's not pornographic by any stretch of the imagination, although there are sex scenes in it
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:48 No.19062713
    You understand what sort of person it takes to argue about the suitability of a fanservice anime on tvtropes right?

    Imagine the most vile and constantly assmad wikipedia editor you can, then make him ten years younger, even lonelier, and a weaboo. Then put a dozen of them in the same place and make them argue about something they care way too much about.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)00:53 No.19062764
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    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:56 No.19062808
    Yoshika x broom, OTP!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:57 No.19062820
    Perrine x her pantyhose is better.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:03 No.19062886
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    You fools! It is clear EricaxPotatoe is OTP!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:07 No.19062939
    No. No. No.
    It's Power Plant X Radio Equiptment.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 05/11/12(Fri)01:08 No.19062950
    You're all wrong.

    Lynette and Pancakes.

    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:09 No.19062964
    You fools just can't see the glory of Duchess Maria x The Principality of Romagna
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:10 No.19062968
    Man thats a good one. I never thought about that.

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