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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: FANSERVICE Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/10/12(Thu)22:03 No.19060798  
    These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    You wake up to someone poking you.
    "..yate. Hayate." she says.
    You open your eyes to see Nanoha
    "Hello." you greet her with a smile.
    "Hello. Had a nice nap?" she asks you.
    "Yes." you answer. "what time is it?"
    "Just about lunch time. Sorry to interrupt you like this, but the band Emps sent is here to set-up."
    "A band?" you ask
    "Yeah, I told him not to bother, but he insists." She says as she points to a huge group of people in armor.
    Theyre building a rudimentary stage down the beach, and others are carting in equipment.
    "... Well that beats karaoke." you tell her with a laugh as the other girls begin waking up as well.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/10/12(Thu)22:06 No.19060830
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:06 No.19060836
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:07 No.19060851
    you mean tongue in butt anon?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:08 No.19060858
    He is truly the noblest of us all.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:09 No.19060873
    This thread is going places.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:11 No.19060897

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/10/12(Thu)22:12 No.19060907
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:12 No.19060914
    Well those of us without plane tickets at the ready are going to prison.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:13 No.19060934
    >>>19060798 #msq is up. you fags get in here
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/10/12(Thu)22:16 No.19060964
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    You, your girls and the early guests [loli brigade, and titty monster] are gathered in the garden around a table Kraus has manifested for you.

    The girls, who have been taking care of the preparations for the party, are in a great mood.
    With all of them clearly excited about having guests over.

    You look around the smiling faces and think of who to talk to first
    [ ]Erica
    [ ]Ursula
    [ ]Nanoha
    [ ]Hina
    [ ]Perrinne

    *WAT SAY?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:18 No.19061000

    She is the ringleader.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:19 No.19061018
    Ask them just what they have been up to this morning.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:20 No.19061029
    "How are the preparations going?"
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:21 No.19061038
    Ask Hina about her jog.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:22 No.19061054
    remind her that other people eat things that aren't potatoes.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/10/12(Thu)22:23 No.19061069
    Perrine about what inspired her to have a go at cooking breakfast. Or am I forgetting that she already said that this morning?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:26 No.19061106

    "I'd just like to remind you that 'pin the tail on the Hayate' is not a game I'd like to play.

    Not since that time I worked in a gym."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:27 No.19061119
    She didn't say, but she's obviously trying her hand at being a good traditional mother/housewife. And failing.

    Ah ww2, the last era where women wanted to be women.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/10/12(Thu)22:27 No.19061130
    Or this
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 05/10/12(Thu)22:27 No.19061132
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    >made the beginning of MSQ

    YEAH! Let's do this....time for some FANSERVICE!!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/10/12(Thu)22:31 No.19061183
    Like Hayate would realize that. Even as aware as he is with our assistance.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 05/10/12(Thu)22:32 No.19061191

    Oh you. I thought Froggy's attempt at making breakfast was adorable. At least we gave her a few pointers & some lessons so she did pretty well for her first time.

    By the time Baby arrives, Perrine will be the perfect little French housewife.

    [X] Erica

    "So how are the preparations going?"
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:37 No.19061242
    >French housewife
    The meal traditions we were teaching her were the standard modern fusion of American and Japanese. She may be French, but her housewifing won't be unless she gets a French tutor.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/10/12(Thu)22:38 No.19061253
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    You turned to the ringleader, the potato-fuhrer, the one that promises pain and pleasure, Erica.
    "So Erica, How goes the preparations?"
    She looks up from a plate of mashed potatoes and gravy and hisitantly puts her fork down.
    "mmm? Oh yeah. Well we're down with the shopping, bought food and drinks. And we roped in someone that would be a sure hit later."
    "I hope you remembered to buy something other than potatoes. People eat other stuff you know." you joke.
    "Of course we did! We got steaks, and burgers and hotdogs, and other stuff..."
    "And a sack of potatoes." Her twin adds.
    "And a sack of potatoes, yes." She repeats.
    "Cool. wait, what do you mean by "roped in someone"?" you ask her.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:40 No.19061278
    Is it the girl from Pantasia?
    I hope it is.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:40 No.19061284
    Did you ask them or did you literally tie them up and drag them here? It's somewhat unclear with you.
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    The most party-hard amphibian to ever live.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)22:41 No.19061287
    please be Dr. Jones come to tell terrible archaeology jokes.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/10/12(Thu)22:59 No.19061488
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    "You know that green guy? The one that runs InterDimensional fashions?" she asks you.
    "Well, his name is Piccollo and we rented him out for the afternoon. If someone wanted a swimsuit or anything, they could just walk up to him."
    "Oh, That's a great idea." you tell her.
    "Of course it is. I thought of it." She answers you haughtily.

    WHO NAO?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:00 No.19061500
    This would be amusing

    But I think they hired piccolo to do costumes
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:02 No.19061523
    Nanoha, give her a big hug and sit her on our lap so we can continue to hug her while asking how preparations are going, what she's been doing and so on.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:02 No.19061526
    That... IS a good idea.

    Except the girls are going to set us up in front of everyone and sell tickets to have us dressed up in different ways.

    It'll make tons of cash, but goddamn.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:06 No.19061568
    Hina or Ursula, probably Hina.
    >> thinatrez 05/10/12(Thu)23:11 No.19061607

    Lest we have a repeat of the pizza orgy bad end in barbeque form.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/10/12(Thu)23:13 No.19061625
    I still want to ask Perrine what inspired her to try making breakfast
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:13 No.19061626
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:17 No.19061667
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:35 No.19061829

    oh the hue was strong that day
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:36 No.19061839
    "Hina will I have the pleasure of seeing you in a two piece today?"
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:37 No.19061842
    did we lose LG?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/10/12(Thu)23:39 No.19061868
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    You now turn to Hina, your girlfriend that's also a native of your Dimension.
    "So Hina, How did your jog go earlier?" you ask her.
    "Oh. Normal." she tells you "Went out to town, circled the park and back."
    "I really should have come with you." you say
    "But you seemed so comfy in bed.. I just didn't have it in me to wake you up."
    "Well, next time you do go for a jog, please don't hesitate to wake me up. I'd love to go with you."
    "Okay." she smiles

    Lunch continued as normal, and soon enough you were cleaning up and the girls returned to whatever they were doing in preparations for the party.

    You have a couple more hours till guests start arriving.
    [ ]help preparations
    [ ]check on lolis
    [ ]other ________
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:41 No.19061885
    It would be good but i think even dense as hayate is he would know

    That was a good day

    It looks that way
    Probably cloudflare being gay to him again
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:41 No.19061887
    Get a industrial sized pot out and make Nanoha enough Healing potion to fill a swimming pool.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:41 No.19061894
    Get Loli's to help decorate?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:43 No.19061907
    Check on the lolis

    I think if we let them out of sight for too long something had might happen. Plus they are a shield against Shirley and Mio's rape attempts
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:43 No.19061914
    give the lolis streamers and ribbons and shit, ask them to decorate the trees on the beach.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/10/12(Thu)23:43 No.19061915
    Make Nanoha's potions, then check on the lolis.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:45 No.19061937
    And while they do that we can make the potion kits.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:47 No.19061948

    I have a feeling that Vita would really like some Drago. Maybe we should make some for her.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:53 No.19062012
    That would probably set her on the swag path but it is too good an idea to pass us

    Vita on drago will be awesome
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)23:55 No.19062035
    We could give it to Nanoha to give to Vita. That may keep her off the path.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/11/12(Fri)00:11 No.19062222
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    >check on lolis
    >make potions

    You head out in search of the sugar fueled trio, eventually finding them down at the beach, digging a very, very deep hole.
    "Uhhh girls?" you call down into the pit. "what's up?"
    "Nothing! Totally not digging a trap!" Lucchinni answers as she flies out with the use of her strikers.
    "... I see. Well anyway. I just wanted to ask you girls if youd like to help decorating the place for the party."
    "YES!" came two other voices from down below.
    "Okay then, let's fill this hole up and I'll give you three some simple tasks." you say as you wait for the other two to come out of the pit they dug.

    After giving the girls streamers and banners to put up in the palm trees, and filling in the hole they dug, you leave them to their own devices and went back up to the house to prepare some potions for Nanoha.

    Prepare potions where?
    [ ]kitchen
    [ ]outside
    [ ]that empty workroom in the basement
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:11 No.19062229
    True but i have no problem with swagging vita to begin with

    And she would find out we made it eventually
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:13 No.19062248
    Outside. Excellent ventilation, and if anything goes horribly wrong then we can get help fast.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:13 No.19062252
    Empty workroom
    Plot senses tingling LET'S GO!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:13 No.19062256
    [ X]that empty workroom in the basement
    nothing creepy about that
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:14 No.19062260
    [^]that empty workroom in the basement

    Why not. Hell might find something that wont kill else!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:14 No.19062264

    We don't want to get trapped in the empty workroom, with Mio/Shirley while we're busy making potions. They might ruin the batch with their wiles.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:14 No.19062265
    Yes but I'm beginning to worry that the family isn't reaching self sufficiency fast enough. We need Mio and or Keima before we move further.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:15 No.19062270
    [x]empty workroom

    Either plot advancement, or Mio makes a move on us.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:15 No.19062276
    [x] Empty Workroom
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:15 No.19062280
    [x]Empty not creepy workroom
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:16 No.19062286
    Since you say it like that....

    I agree with the potential rape scene.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/11/12(Fri)00:18 No.19062320
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    You've always wanted to check out that workshop ever since you first saw it.
    That room with tables, shelves and an overwhelming aura of majaik.

    You went into the house and down through the lower levels, and soon enough you were standing in that room.

    The bare white walls and the oak tables were as empty as you first found them.
    Still there was that unmistakable feeling of powerful majaik.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]get to potioning
    [ ]look closer *add a roll*
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:18 No.19062329
    rolled 30 = 30

    [X]look closer *add a roll*

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)00:18 No.19062331
    It's fairly big, we shouldn't have to worry about it too much. Also we could probably teleport to one of the girls, if need be.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:18 No.19062332
    rolled 17 = 17

    [x] Look around
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:19 No.19062343
    rolled 70 = 70

    [x]look closer
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:20 No.19062353
    rolled 48 = 48

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)00:20 No.19062359
    rolled 41 = 41

    Let's have a looksee.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:20 No.19062360
    rolled 74 = 74

    [x]Look closer
    >> AC-Guy 05/11/12(Fri)00:21 No.19062365
    rolled 67 = 67


    >Look closer
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:21 No.19062368
    I'm not worried about them catching us, we have smoke screens, invisibility, time stop, bunny mode and teleportation. I'm worried that their interference will screw with our potion making and make us have to start over.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:21 No.19062371
    rolled 3 = 3

    [x]look closer
    May as well.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:21 No.19062376
    rolled 99 = 99

    Look Closer
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:23 No.19062395
    So glad I refreshed before rolling
    Another for look closer
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    Welp, we're done here.
    Good roll, anon.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:25 No.19062415
    Well done.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:25 No.19062422
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:26 No.19062435
    y'know, in some games, not seeing it is better, cause when you see it, you lose san. still, well done.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)00:27 No.19062442
    And he misses it. Or possibly not. Who knows?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:27 No.19062448
    We've stared down the Necronomicon. Plus, considering our back story, I don't think we have any San left to lose.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)00:28 No.19062455
    We've got plenty of SAN to lose, it just takes a lot to do it.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:28 No.19062459
    rolled 3 minutes after the call, and also immediately after that 3, so I doubt he missed it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/11/12(Fri)00:31 No.19062491
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    You look closer.
    The bare walls are clean, too clean infact.
    It's as if they were painted just before the house was put up for sale.
    The bare concrete floor was also of the same state, unscratched, unused.
    You tap a foot on it.
    And by the sound judge correctly that it's an inch of new concrete poured over an older, thicker slab.
    The tables are old. Very old.
    Oak and sturdy, the tops were scrubbed clean and refurbished.
    But once you looked closer, you could see signs of burns and mysterious stains.

    The shelves were of the same make as the tables, solid oak and heavy.
    All of them were bare except for a tiny sliver of glass you found near the back of one.
    The curved shape told you that it was part of a round flask, the green stain part of what it used to contain.

    [ ]investigate floor *
    [ ]investigate tables *
    [ ]investigate walls *
    [ ]investigate shard *
    [ ]get to potioning

    *add a roll
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:32 No.19062501
    You know, I wonder if the Emprah's gonna sing in that band?

    Because I could totally see him singing this:
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:32 No.19062503
    rolled 10 = 10

    [X]investigate shard
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:32 No.19062504
    rolled 5 = 5

    [X]investigate walls *

    Start with the easier bit, start scraping paint off, carefully.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:32 No.19062510
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:33 No.19062516
    rolled 37 = 37

    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:33 No.19062521
    rolled 28 = 28

    [^]investigate shard
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:33 No.19062525
    [x]investigate walls
    Walls are where secret passages are easiest to hide.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:33 No.19062530
    rolled 61 = 61

    I guess we ain't finding out anything today

    [ ]Walls
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:34 No.19062535
    rolled 19 = 19

    >Nat 1, so were going to hit it and it's going to crush us.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:34 No.19062537
    rolled 93 = 93

    I cannot into diceroll
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:34 No.19062538
    rolled 14 = 14

    [x]investigate walls
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)00:34 No.19062540
    rolled 41 = 41


    See if the dice gods care for that any more than the other options.
    >> AC-Guy 05/11/12(Fri)00:34 No.19062546
    rolled 27 = 27


    Let's start with the floor. You could hide a lot of bodies down there. Or another lab, or some form of secret Cellar.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:35 No.19062549
    rolled 26 = 26

    [x]investigate floor

    hidden dungeon get!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:35 No.19062552
    rolled 98 = 98

    [x]nvestigate floor

    Let's find us a trapdoor!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:35 No.19062554
    rolled 86 = 86

    [x] Tables?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)00:35 No.19062556
    rolled 68 = 68

    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:35 No.19062563
    rolled 24 = 24

    [x] walls
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:37 No.19062584
    rolled 28 = 28

    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:38 No.19062593
    We can do both
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:43 No.19062653

    (Except where women are involved)
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:44 No.19062668
    rolled 61 = 61

    one more for the Shard
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/11/12(Fri)00:51 No.19062737
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    You take a knife out and investigate the floor.
    Cutting a square slab out of the corner, you lift up the inch-thick concrete to find stone.
    It was a stone floor, one that looked very very old and worn.
    There were carvings along the walls, runes.
    Ones you could not read.

    "Kraus. Can you translate these?" you ask your device.
    He scans them, and takes a second to respond.
    "Damn. What do you think this is?" you ask your device.
    "huh. Doesnt seem much like a great idea to mess with it now." you comment as you put the slab of concrete back.

    You decide to look into the thing later, and move onto making those potions.

    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:52 No.19062756

    bouncy castle and rebounder
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:53 No.19062772

    A ton of healing potion.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:53 No.19062774
    We should head to the library later and see if any of the symbols match the writings in the Necronomicon.

    I will be very afraid if they do.

    Make healing potion for sunburns, and slider for frictionless water slides. Shit will be so cash.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:54 No.19062775
    Bouncy castle is a teacup with rebounder on the inside.

    [x] Healing Blue
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)00:54 No.19062776
    rolled 92 = 92

    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:54 No.19062778
    We'll have to check the list of majaik instructors to see if any of them specialize in runes and magic circles, later.

    Let's make a batch of Healing Blue first.
    Then we can make bottles of Drago, Rebounder, and Slider.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:54 No.19062779
    Lets make a mix of Healing Blue and Drago.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:54 No.19062786
    Drago then healing

    Maybe try and make a speed potion while we are at it with sugar, caffeine, ginseng and the memory of speed from when we went bunnymode the first time or flying the strikers
    >> AC-Guy 05/11/12(Fri)00:54 No.19062787

    Same potion.


    Lets do some healing potion. I get the feeling we might need it.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:55 No.19062792
    Seconding healing blue and drago.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:55 No.19062793
    >inb4 its a cage for a Denarius
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:56 No.19062813
    Lets make a slip n' slide extraordinaire

    Make slider for the ramp, then have the slider end into a trampoline coated with rebounder, which would then catapult those on the slide into the ocean for maximum fun/hilarity
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:58 No.19062826
    The Fallen from Dresden Files?

    Last time it was mentioned, LG said he hadn't read any of the books.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:58 No.19062828
    That… is the best idea I have ever heard. Lets do it.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)00:59 No.19062841
    Bouncy castle is a ability/pot combo.
    a metric fucktonne of healing potion
    Lots of pure alcohol for quality molotov making

    Maybe try out a new potion.
    Emotion: Kissing Nanoha yesterday
    Ingredients: Strawberry cream smoothie
    Explodes into cartoony pink hearts.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:01 No.19062848
    This. Lets also try to get Mike to do it first without telling anyone how potent the slide will be
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:01 No.19062856
    Last time it was mentioned, LG was going to read the books
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:01 No.19062860
    if its rebounder, a trampoline would be redundant. Any surface will do.

    +1 for the idea though.

    What other sorts of amusement rides can we make with our potions?

    Now that I think about it, why aren't the hallway floors coated with slider on half of it, so that you can build up a brisk pace and hop on, then wait until your momentum takes you to your location, then step off? It'd be like a moving floor, but cheaper and variable speed.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:02 No.19062864
    We probably have enough slider and rebounder to make it work already.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/11/12(Fri)01:02 No.19062865
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    You take out the "unbreykabol" flasks you got from the PX and ready them to receive the potions you would be making.

    Quickly, batches of Healing were created, filling half of the flasks.
    The other half you filled with Drago, Slider and Rebounder.
    After labeling each of them, and including a short description of thier effects, you packed them away into the blue and white bag.

    YOu look at your watch.
    There's only an hour left before 3.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]relax, [skips to party]
    [ ]set the grill up
    [ ]other
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:02 No.19062867
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    >background of twitter is now clockworks
    This is change
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:02 No.19062873
    lol great macro
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:03 No.19062875
    >that potion
    Rather than hearts, make it a smoke bomb.
    We can call it Pink Haze.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:03 No.19062877
    [X]set the grill up

    The Grill is the Man's domain.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:03 No.19062888
    [x]set the grill up
    Get it ready, make sure that there are vegetables ready to be grilled in case anyone wants vegetables instead.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:04 No.19062893
    This experiment
    >> AC-Guy 05/11/12(Fri)01:04 No.19062899


    Set up the slide/bounce thing.

    THEN set up the grill.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:05 No.19062902
    Set the grill up, and if time make a pot of Healing Blue for what may inevitably happen.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:05 No.19062907
    rolled 1 = 1

    [^]set the grill up

    Grill my friend. It must be fired up.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:05 No.19062914

    I want my slider-based slip'n'slide goddammit.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:05 No.19062918
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:06 No.19062921
    This. Set it up to launch into the ocean.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:06 No.19062924
    Looks like we need that healing blue already

    >> AC-Guy 05/11/12(Fri)01:07 No.19062925
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    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)01:07 No.19062928
    Let's get the grill going.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:07 No.19062930
    >nat 1 on starting the grill
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:08 No.19062942
    [x] other
    Try experimenting on one last potion before you leave
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:08 No.19062944
    Keep some healing potion on hand and do not touch that grill, nat1+fire=BAD
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:10 No.19062967

    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:11 No.19062985
    Seconded useless though it will thanks to the 1
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:13 No.19063010
    [x]Other, majaikal slip'n'slide
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:14 No.19063020
    As a side note we need to get back to experimenting with alchemy, we had a list of like a dozen potions we wanted to try and we have done no experimenting since the gender swap attempt that worked for a few moments
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:16 No.19063034
    >give Perrine instructions on cooking
    >fuck up grilling

    And then it turns out Perrine is fantastic at texan-style grilling.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:16 No.19063039
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:23 No.19063098
    rolled 86 = 86

    Fuck it
    Rollan for potion experimenting
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:26 No.19063124
    We didn't even Fuck up grilling we fucked up setting the grill up
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/11/12(Fri)01:28 No.19063140
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    >slide of fucking doom

    You head out of the house and back down to the beach.
    There, you have Kraus manifest a large grill for you under a particularly nice looking clump of palm trees.

    The streamers the lolis set up are haphazard yet festive, the conspicuously covered pits they dug bulging out of the sand.

    With the grill heating up, and the coolers of meat standing by, you get onto setting up something for your guests.

    Taking a spoon and using it as a shovel, you pile up sand to form a twenty meter tall ramp that leads into a patch of sand facing the sea.

    You took a long piece of tarp and covered the ramp with it, finally finishing it off with a hearty coating of slider and a pool of rebounder at the base.
    You have just built a slip-n-slide of doom. And you know just who to get to use it first.

    These preparations and others ate time up quickly, and soon enough it was time for guests to arrive.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:28 No.19063147
    >trying to set it on its stand
    >it falls over on top of us
    >trying to fill it with charcoal
    >the bag rips open and covers us in dust
    >trying to light it
    >won't light
    >switch to using molotov
    >still won't light
    >call repairman
    >it's an electric grill
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:29 No.19063152
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:30 No.19063160
    Can't wait to see it in action.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:37 No.19063222
    "that's a fine grill...


    First time I ever lol'd at simpsons.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:38 No.19063230
    have you never seen the earlier seasons?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:39 No.19063236
    Nope. Never watched Simpsons. Saw the movie and maybe two or three episodes.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:41 No.19063260
    I am so so so sorry.
    Simpsons was actually quite hilarious when it was young. i don't know where the drop off in quality really starts, but please do watch at least the first four seasons.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/11/12(Fri)01:41 No.19063261
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    It's Three PM.
    J, and the other familiars are in your room to guide the guests into the bottle.
    The girls and you are waiting by the front door.

    The first to arrive [not counting the really early arrival of the 3 lolis and Charlotte] were the rest of your team.

    Gai, Keima and Jun were wearing shorts and hawaiian shirts. Shinku and Amazoness in sundresses.
    "Welcome guys!" you all greet them.
    "Wow. This is a nice place." jun comments as he shakes your hand.
    "Thanks. We were lucky when we found it for sale." Erica tells him.
    "Thanks for inviting us." Gai says as Keima nods beside him, looking very uncomfortable in his red and white floral shirt.

    Amazoness steps up, her light green dress swaying in the breeze.
    "Thank you for inviting us Hayate." She said perfectly. "You have a beautiful home."
    "Thanks." you answer her, noticing her changed speech pattern. "Wait.. Did they finish up the translation for your language?"
    "Indeed they have. The linguists down in R&D have my thanks for accomplishing such a massive task in a manner of weeks." she says with a smile.
    "Heh. And here I thought I had to go down there and bust some heads" you say as you also return the smile.

    Hina offers to give them a quick tour of the house, as more and more people come in.

    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:44 No.19063271
    >fixed linguistic software package for Amazoness
    Well, that's one more item off of our list, at least.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:44 No.19063276
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    For shame, LG, for shame
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:44 No.19063277
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    Waiting on Touma.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:48 No.19063310
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:50 No.19063323
    My reaction exactly.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)01:50 No.19063326
    Makes it all the better.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:51 No.19063329
    Dresden or Archive aren't coming, are they?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:51 No.19063330
    I quite liked amazoness speaking broken English
    Won't be quite as cute
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:51 No.19063337
    Eh's she's flat as a board anyway. May as well have her with delicious abs instead.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)01:58 No.19063387
    I doubt it. We haven't met them beyond a single cameo appearance.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/11/12(Fri)01:59 No.19063392
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    You are now down at the beach, more and more of your guests have arrived.
    Touma walked in in a green Hawaiian shirt, accompanied by the SISTERs and that small nun in white you saw him with a few weeks ago in town.
    "hey man, I brought a guest.. I hope you don't mind."
    "Of course not man, the more the merrier. Would you like a burger?"
    "I WANT ONE!" the nun shouts.
    "Okay then, coming right up." you tell her "Wait, I don't think we've been introduced yet. I'm Hayate."
    "I'm Index Librorum Prohibitorum, you can call me Index. So.. About that burger.."
    "haha, Coming right up miss Index." you answer her as you serve her up.
    Touma, flanked on either side by identical sisters can only shrug and apologize for his guests behavior.

    Mike arrives, accompanied by Max, the Dude and Ryuu.
    The group saunters lazily down the beach wearing swimwear, with Mike wearing a bright yellow Banana Hammock.
    "Hey Kid. Nice party youre building up to here. Did you invite the whole Bureau?" he asks
    "Not really no. Just my class, Nanoha's class, and some of the Basics." you answer him.
    "All of the Bureau then." The Dude laughs.

    >> Fritz the pirate 05/11/12(Fri)02:00 No.19063404
    rolled 35 = 35

    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:00 No.19063410
    rolled 23 = 23

    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:01 No.19063416
    rolled 16 = 16

    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:01 No.19063417
    rolled 88 = 88

    Come on, Mike. What could it hurt?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:01 No.19063418
    rolled 41 = 41

    Hey, Mike. I've set up a contraption that's probably not safe and maybe won't work, but will definitely be really fun. Wanna try?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:01 No.19063419
    rolled 60 = 60

    Don't mind me, just rollin' a nat 100.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:01 No.19063420
    rolled 70 = 70

    >> Fritz the pirate 05/11/12(Fri)02:02 No.19063428
    rolled 62 = 62

    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:02 No.19063430
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    rolled 22 = 22

    Lets put this ape into orbit!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:02 No.19063436
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:03 No.19063444
    rolled 16 = 16

    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:03 No.19063448
    rolled 79 = 79

    you are doing it abominably wrong.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)02:04 No.19063449
    rolled 80 = 80

    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:04 No.19063450
    rolled 100 = 100

    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:04 No.19063452
    rolled 63 = 63

    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:04 No.19063453
    rolled 97 = 97

    Dude it's a magical water-slide. What's not to love?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:04 No.19063455
    rolled 14 = 14

    Welcome to 4chan, enjoy your complimentary gay porn newsletters.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:04 No.19063456
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:05 No.19063457
    And we have lift off.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:05 No.19063463
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    >> Fritz the pirate 05/11/12(Fri)02:06 No.19063472
    rolled 13 = 13

    I guess removing my name works.
    >> Fritz the pirate 05/11/12(Fri)02:07 No.19063477
    and i forgot to turn off the dice...
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:09 No.19063488
    >try searching youtube for a relevant video
    >"gorilla on waterslide"
    >get music by a black dude
    >fucking lol
    >"monkey on waterslide"
    >CoD playthroughs

    It's like nobody ever pushed a monkey down a waterslide.
    >> Fritz the pirate 05/11/12(Fri)02:10 No.19063497
    and yet squirrels waterski go figure.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:14 No.19063535
    rolled 67 = 67

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/11/12(Fri)02:16 No.19063552
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    "Hey Mike... I built something you should see." you tell your mentor.
    An eyebrow is raised, the beer in his hand lowered by a fraction.
    "And what is that?"
    "A slide."
    "A slide?"
    "Yes. A slide. I was wondering if you'd like first go at it." You say as you point towards the mound of sand down the beach.
    He looks at it.
    "Why doesnt go all the way into the water?"
    "Oh that? It's a design feature. It'll be fun I swear." you tell him.
    "Nope.. Something fishy is going on here." He says as he tries to back away.
    "You scared Mike?" the dude asks as he grabs him by the shoulder.
    "How about this?" Ryuu says as he grabs his other shoulder "You go first and then we'll all follow."
    "NOPENOPENOPE." Mike struggles against the other two.
    "Oh common you lumbering ape. It's just a slide. What's the worst that could happen?" Max says as he pushes the gorrilla towards the slide.

    The four of them climbed the tall mound, Mike struggling all the way.
    "I SWEAR KID, IF THIS ENDS IN PAIN I WILL END YOU!" He shouts in your direction.
    "Have fun Mike!" you wave and smile.
    The other three push him.
    he quickly slides down the tarp and Slider covered slope, a blurr of black and silver fur.
    He hits the rebounder covered bottom, and is sent arching up over the sea.
    "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUCK!" he yells loudly before he splashes into the distance.
    The other three follow suite.

    You leave The grill under J's command and go off to mingle with the guests.

    *add a roll*
    *highest of first 5
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:18 No.19063560
    rolled 34 = 34

    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:19 No.19063566
    rolled 56 = 56

    Index, imply relationships.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:19 No.19063570
    With touma. Should specify that.
    >> Fritz the pirate 05/11/12(Fri)02:19 No.19063572
    rolled 27 = 27

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)02:20 No.19063576
    rolled 41 = 41

    hahaha yes
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:20 No.19063580
    rolled 80 = 80

    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:20 No.19063581
    rolled 54 = 54

    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:21 No.19063591
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    rolled 43 = 43

    J. See if he can just hang a sign in your room and have your familiars join in on the festivities
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:22 No.19063606
    We should try to help Touma realize the feelings of the girls who have entered his Swag-field.
    >> AddictivePersonality 05/11/12(Fri)02:22 No.19063607
    All of my YES!!! That is awesome!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:23 No.19063612
    Can gorillas even swim? They have incredibly dense muscle and no webbing on their limbs...

    We may have just killed Mike. Hopefully he can majaik his way out of there...
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:24 No.19063617
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    >it's a feature

    >> Fritz the pirate 05/11/12(Fri)02:26 No.19063628
    nope gorillas cannot swim.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:27 No.19063642
    He's been with the bureau for a long time. He can deal with water.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)02:27 No.19063645
    rolled 35 = 35

    But Mike's a magic gorilla.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:27 No.19063646
    But a magical badass gorilla with a talking pimp cane? Worst thing that could happen to him is he comes out with wet hair
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:29 No.19063653
    and the desire to defenestrate us. that's also a bad case.
    >> AddictivePersonality 05/11/12(Fri)02:30 No.19063663
    He's a majaikal super intelligent gorilla...I think he will be fine. Besides he's got the other guys flying into the blue yonder with him to help lol
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:32 No.19063679
    not much help with a drowning/flailing gorrila...
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/11/12(Fri)02:38 No.19063726
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    With almost all of the guests arrived, there's a sizable crowd at the beach.
    Weaving your way through them, while greeting those you are familiar with, you bump into Touma.
    Still flanked by two of the five Sisters, the lucky teen seems to be having quite the time.
    "Hey man. Great party." he says over the music coming from the stage, there a pair of men in spikey armor are shredding it on guitars.

    "Thanks. I see you're enjoying yourself?"
    "Yeah. Although the girls want to take a dip in the sea, but they didnt bring swimsuits." he tells you.
    "Oh about that. The guy from InterDimensional fashions should be around."
    "The green guy?" One of the girls with him asks you.
    "Yeah, Picollo. We got him for just this situation. He should get you hooked up with swimsuits if you need them."
    "Thank you for this information. Misaka says as Misaka goes to look for that person." The other sister tells you with a bow.
    The girls then proceed to drag Touma off through the crowd.

    WHO NOW?
    Again highest of first 5.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)02:39 No.19063741
    rolled 22 = 22

    Keima time.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:39 No.19063743
    rolled 96 = 96

    The LoliWitches.
    Have a contest as to who can fly farthest without strikers via slide.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:40 No.19063745
    rolled 72 = 72

    Let's check on Ayumu, see how our little apprentice is doing.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:40 No.19063746
    rolled 91 = 91

    her translator finally works, put it to use!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:40 No.19063747
    rolled 47 = 47

    See if the Paper Sisters showed up, and point Maggie in Gai's direction.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:40 No.19063750
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)02:40 No.19063751
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:41 No.19063758
    rolled 37 = 37

    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:42 No.19063769
    rolled 70 = 70

    Tittymonster and Mio.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:43 No.19063776

    Go up in a ridiculous surfer-dude swagger, (shit are we wearing our NGAF glasses?) push our glasses down our nose and ask

    "Hey babe, how's it hangin?"

    Try to find a surfboard too.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:46 No.19063799
    I'd like to see what Mio got at Slaanesh's.

    I fully support this.
    >> AddictivePersonality 05/11/12(Fri)02:46 No.19063802
    Actually, are there waves here? I feel that doing some surfing would be pretty cool!

    >california bro here, so yeah, beaches and surfing?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:46 No.19063803
    rolled 11 = 11

    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:51 No.19063832
    >pair of men in spikey armor are shredding it on guitars.
    Noise Marines?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:54 No.19063855
    Unfortunately, coming from WW2 France as she is, I don't think she'd get the joke.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:57 No.19063871
    Either way, it'd be nice to see how hot and bothered she gets at the sight of Hayate in Speedos.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/11/12(Fri)02:57 No.19063873
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    You look for the little ones, the ones that have been digging pit traps earlier.
    You find them hanging out near the tables of food you set up, effectively cordoning off the desserts.
    "Hey girls... Having fun?" you ask the girls with their backs turned to you.
    Three little girls in cute swimsuits and with arms full of sweets turn to you.
    "YES!" they answer in unison, not skipping a beat of stuffing their cute little faces.
    "So girls want to try out the slide?"
    You point at the sand mound now being used by some of the guests.
    Quickly, they finish the food in their arms and grab you.
    "Only if you go with us!" they say all together.

    [ ]sure
    [ ]i have other stuff to do.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:58 No.19063879
    [x] SURE
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:58 No.19063880

    We built the thing, we might as well use it.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:58 No.19063882
    Even better! Now the joke shall seem all the more fresh and witty.

    >captcha owilleh 300
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)02:58 No.19063883
    Just once can't hurt.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:58 No.19063885
    How could we refuse three little imoutos?

    Change into swimwear first, though.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:59 No.19063890
    Eh. Can't hurt.

    Query: if Ilya is in a swimsuit, and she turns back into Shirou, does the swimsuit change into a men's swimsuit, or will we see shirou in a women's one-piece/bikini?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:59 No.19063891
    We've got to try it some time.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)02:59 No.19063900

    things better left unthought of.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:00 No.19063902
    Mike were coming for you!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:02 No.19063919
    Loli-slider is go!

    Shall we go in a big lump, or in a row?

    Let's go in a row, and each one of us strikes a different pose after hitting the rebounder.

    If we coordinate, we could even spell something!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:02 No.19063921
    His clothes changed when he turned into Illya, so they'll change back when he turns back into Shirou.

    It doesn't matter if they're not the same clothes. It's Majaik.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:03 No.19063924
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    Ilya's swimsuit better be this one:
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:06 No.19063946
    Just remember, it's actually a boy in there.

    A very confused, confused boy.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:07 No.19063959
    Check to see if Mio / THE SOFTNESS wants to come along as well. The chances for mid-air groping only come along every so often.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:08 No.19063964
    That just makes it all the more delicious.

    Just like Keima.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:08 No.19063969
    I know where that's from.

    You are a bad, bad person.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:08 No.19063972
    You know... I don't think I care any more...
    >> AddictivePersonality 05/11/12(Fri)03:09 No.19063973
    I'm pretty sure Shirou doesn't even know that the changes in personality even occur. It seems like they are completely two different individuals in body and mind (maybe even soul?) when they are transformed...Sabre is the only one who kinda seems to stay the same well except for the cute and cuddliness that we can't seem to stop petting!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)03:09 No.19063976
    Not when it's Shirou.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:10 No.19063984
    I don't. Source?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/11/12(Fri)03:11 No.19063999
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    "Sure." you tell them as you grab your suit by the front.
    With a quick pull, you strip it off with the help of velcro seams you had Kraus build into it.

    And you were left in nothing but a pair of blue speedos. Ones the girls chose for you.
    "Ooooh.." the crowd around you says at this show.
    "Let's GO!" the three girls drag you off towards the slip and slide.

    You are on top of the slide, looking down.
    The thing seemed tamer when you were building it, and you begin to have second thoughts about this.
    "Hurry up slow poke." luchinni goads you
    "Yeah Hayate! Go!" Sakura says with a prod.
    "Oniichan! Let's slide together!" Illya offers.
    "O-okay then." you say as you sit down at the top, and Illya settles in your lap.

    With a push from Sakura and Luchinni, you are sent careening down the slope.
    As you hit the rebounder covered bottom, you think that you really need to apologize to Mike later on.

    You splash into the water about two hundred meters away, Illya screaming with delight.
    The other two girls splash down on either side of you.
    "Ahahahah! that was fun! Let's do it again!" The white-haired girl says as the four of you swim back to the beach.
    "I... I think I'll pass" you tell them.

    WHO NAO?
    again best of first five.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)03:13 No.19064006
    rolled 67 = 67

    Still trying for Keima.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:13 No.19064008
    rolled 9 = 9

    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:13 No.19064010
    rolled 92 = 92

    >tear off uniform
    >from our time as a male stripper

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/11/12(Fri)03:13 No.19064013
    IIllya bungkohan keikaku
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:14 No.19064014
    rolled 62 = 62

    Mio. Offer her alcohol.

    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:14 No.19064015
    rolled 62 = 62


    Time to see what she got at Slaanesh's.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:14 No.19064019
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:15 No.19064023
    We should ask who they were planning to trap as well

    Wondering if ilya convinced them Shirley was trying to steal us
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:15 No.19064026
    [desudesu] [PNO Group] Motto Motto!! Ilya Bunhokan Keokaku! ~Natsu - Nangoku Vacances Hen
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:15 No.19064031
    correction, from our time working backstage at a male strip club.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:16 No.19064035
    MFW LG drops sauce like it's nothing.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:23 No.19064076
    you have no face, because you're not surprised, because it's not surprising.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/11/12(Fri)03:26 No.19064099
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    You walk out of the surf, dripping water onto the sand.
    As you do so, you run right into the green haired exotic beauty Amazoness.

    "H-hey there." you say as you strike an ineffective pose. "having fun?"
    "Very much so." she answers "It seems all of our class is already here, with more and more guests still arriving. You have put together quite a nice gathering Hayate." she complements you.
    "Nah, It's nothing. The girls did most of the work." you tell her.
    "But still, you did some of it." She smiles.
    "So did you have anything to eat yet?"
    "I had a burger earlier. I'm now looking for the others from our team."
    "Why?" you ask.
    "Oh nothing, I just want to be with them."
    "THen let me help you look." you say as you take her arm.

    Taking first one.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)03:27 No.19064109
    rolled 32 = 32

    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:27 No.19064110
    rolled 98 = 98

    find everythign
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:27 No.19064112
    rolled 98 = 98

    Let's see where the others of our team have gone to.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:28 No.19064114

    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:28 No.19064117
    >2 98's
    >only the 32 counts
    Goddammit, Udz.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)03:29 No.19064120

    I'm okay with this. Even if I did just shoot my hopes in the foot again.
    >> Sidestory: Le chat turbulent Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/11/12(Fri)03:32 No.19064143
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    You are Sakamoto Mio. The Hero of Japan.
    You have arrived at the party.

    Wearing that red bikini you just bought,
    You walk across the sand.
    Hoping you are suitably 'fashionably late'.
    >> Sidestory: Le chat turbulent Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/11/12(Fri)03:34 No.19064153
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    You are Sakamoto Mio. The Hero of Japan.
    And you are in a hole.

    You should have seen it.
    You should have noticed the obvious trap.
    But still you fell in.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:35 No.19064159
    Hmm....I wonder how many others of our guests have gotten caught in the lolis' traps.

    We're going to have to rescue them all.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/11/12(Fri)03:43 No.19064223
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    After a short search, you spot, Gai, Keima, Hina and Jun sitting with the Paper Sisters under a strand of trees.
    "Hey gu-" you try to call to them but are cut off.
    "Honey!" someone grabs you from the back.
    "Niichan!" two other voices follow.
    It's the Idols.
    You turn around, and see them wearing stylized two-piece swimsuits with the tops made to look like sailor's uniforms.
    "hey girls." you greet them. "let me intorduce you three to my teammate Amazoness."
    "Amazoness, this is Mami, Ami and Miki, Idols from the basics class."
    "Hello. It's a pelasure meeting you." your greenhaired friend says to the three.
    "Hello." Miki says back. "Honey, we got some time on the stage to ourselves. We were thinking of doing a number, but we wanted you with us."
    "Yeah, Niichan. you can sing and dance so well with us. Join us for a quintet!" the twins ask you.

    [ ]Sure
    [ ]nope
    [ ]Do I have to wear a skirt?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:44 No.19064234
    [x] Do I get to wear a skirt?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:45 No.19064239
    [x]Do I have to wear a skirt?

    Because, honestly, I think it would look better with us in a skirt. We need to show Ayumu that being in a skirt should have nothing to do with his manliness.

    Also, we need to help with entertaining our guests anyway.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:45 No.19064240
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:45 No.19064244
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)03:46 No.19064250
    >[x]Do I have to wear a skirt?
    I can live with this.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:46 No.19064251

    At the moment I say no just because we really haven't talked to the team as a whole in a while.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:47 No.19064258
    [x] Only if I get to wear a skirt.
    >> AC-Guy 05/11/12(Fri)03:48 No.19064273
    NOPE. We need to spend time with ALL our guests. Besides, we have entertainers already.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:49 No.19064285
    [x] Can I please wear a skirt?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:52 No.19064308
    I don't know why but I want Hayate to sing this if we do this.

    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:55 No.19064332
    I think I'd prefer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM

    Dress up like Freddie and sing to everyone the best we can.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/11/12(Fri)03:57 No.19064348
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    "Do i have to wear a skirt?" you ask them.
    "Do you want to Honey?" Miki asks you.
    "err no.." you tell her.
    "Then you don't!" she answers with a smile.
    You excuse yourself from Amazoness as the three idols drag you off towards the stage.

    Backstage, you find the fourth idol waiting.
    "What took you so long?" she asks the other three
    "We had to find Honey! He's performing with us." Miki tells her matter of factly.
    "But he doesnt have a costume." she says as she looks your speedo clad figure over.
    "It's okay!" Mami says from behind as she takes her hammer out.
    She taps you gently on the butt with it, and you are suddenly in an identical swimsuit as the rest of the girls.
    For the second time in the span of a few minutes, you are again regretting something you have been pulled into.
    "err.. wait! I don't know the song. I don;t know the dance!" you try and reason with them as you squirm in the sqwimsuit.
    "It's okay Honey. Just follow Miki's lead!" the blonde one states as she pushes you onto the stage.

    The crowd stops and stares upon seeing you onstage.
    Ayumu drops the soda he was drinking.
    "Aniki?" he asks as he pushes himself closer to the front.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:57 No.19064360
    We're going up there with the Idols, so it's going to be a J-Pop number, not American (which reminds me, we've only had Hayate sing nothing but American songs, he needs to branch out).
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)03:58 No.19064361
    Have we bro-swagged Ayumu?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)03:59 No.19064369
    Regret? It's too late for regret. It's time to power on through, no shame.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)04:00 No.19064370
    >"Aniki?" he asks as he pushes himself closer to the front.
    Mentilate to him:
    'Remember, my pupil, that a Real Man is a Man, regardless of the clothing he wears.'

    We should probably have one of our girls recording this. They're not going to want to miss this.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)04:00 No.19064376
    You know...I still think we should have stayed with the team talked them up a bit but no we do this.

    >no shame

    There's always shame. Always.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)04:00 No.19064379
    Well, considering his entire musical repertoire comes from that store filled with old records, we don't know much for Japanese songs. We know alot of British and American songs though, and we're Aces at Queen songs.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)04:01 No.19064384
    Things we need to worry about: Not them missing this
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)04:01 No.19064388
    We can still talk with the team afterwards. There's still hours of this party left to go.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)04:02 No.19064389
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/11/12(Fri)04:02 No.19064393
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    The music starts up.
    It was a fun lively song, as was the trademark of the idols.
    You follow Miki's movements like she said you should and improvised when it came time for solo poses.

    The crowd that was silent at the biginning are now cheering loudly halfway thorugh.
    Loudest of all the cheers were Ayumu's.

    Not wanting to disappoint your guests, you put everything you have into your dancing.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)04:06 No.19064409
    That adds a hell of alot to laugh at when you picture a blue haired idol with a tubesock in the bottom half of the swimsuit.
    >> Sidestory: Le chat turbulent Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/11/12(Fri)04:08 No.19064425
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    You are Sakamoto Mio. The Hero of Japan.
    And finally, you are out of that accursed hole.

    You hear loud cheering from the stage, and approach it.
    There, you find him singing and dancing cutely.
    You stand and watch.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)04:09 No.19064439
    Hmm...Ouendan Mio?

    Could be interesting to do with Hayate and Miyafuji, or drag Hina into it.
    >> Sidestory: Le chat turbulent Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/11/12(Fri)04:10 No.19064444
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    You are Sakamoto Mio. The Hero of Japan
    And you watch him perform.

    He has everything.
    Wit, strength, looks, and talent.
    Truly, he is the perfect wife.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)04:13 No.19064463
    It's too bad that Mio didn't drag Trude along; it would have been funny to see her reaction to Hayate performing with the Idols.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)04:19 No.19064502
    I don't think we invited her. Don't feel like checking to make sure. Though I'm someone out there will check.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)04:20 No.19064513
    I'm pretty sure she's still in the doghouse for breaking both our arms and nearly killing Perrine by accident.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)04:21 No.19064519
    She only broke one arm, but that's no reason to be rude.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)04:23 No.19064534
    We did not specifically invite her, no.
    I was hoping that either Erica, Ursula, Mio, or Shirley would bring Trude along. Or Miyafuji or Lucchini.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)04:24 No.19064546
    Personally I hope not and I'll leave it at that.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)04:24 No.19064548
    Thought they were both broken? One shattered, the other less bad.

    Oh well. One shattered, one dislocated. Still, not something one should let slide.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/11/12(Fri)04:25 No.19064552
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    rolled 39 = 39

    >no Trude was not invited.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)04:25 No.19064556
    Not inviting Trude was an oversight.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)04:28 No.19064571
    I have to wonder how different the Bureau's ethical and moral guidelines must be, considering that they have Frank as an employee, and Helga is able to operate her shop in the open.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)04:28 No.19064574

    Bah. crazy psycho can go stew in it until she calms down, and is prepared to discuss things like a goddamn adult.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/11/12(Fri)04:29 No.19064576
    we left the ball in her court, really. waiting for her to decide if she wanted to remain pissed at us or was willing to talk and actually help out with perrine's situation.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/11/12(Fri)04:35 No.19064608
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    After the performance, with the crowd cheering wildly, you and the idols run off stage triumphantly.
    "That was so much fun!" The twins say as they hug Iori
    "You were so good Honey!" Miki exclaims as she hugs you, those soft weapons once again going into action.
    "Soffft..." you can only say, as they drag you back into the crowd, now thankfully back in your speedos.

    "ANIKI!" Ayumu pushes his way through towards you. "You were AMAZING!"
    Your protege hands you a can of cola, no doubt from one of the numerous tubs of them you left around the beach.
    "Thanks. glad you liked it." you say as you pop the tab and drink.
    "I think I'm beginning to get what you mean about being a real man. A REAL MAN HAS NO SHAME! That's what you meant, right aniki?!"
    "Err... yeah. Something like that." you answer him.
    "I shall take this lesson and apply it for today!" he says energetically.
    He takes out his device, the chainsaw, and waves it around.
    In an instant, the boardshorts and open white shirt he was wearing is replaced by a traditional, out-dated school swimsuit.
    He runs off towards the sea dressed as such.
    "He's funny." Miki comments as she continues to apply her armaments to your back.

    "Hayate." A voice cuts through the crowd.
    The group of people surrounding you parts like the red sea, and reveals Mio.
    "I have been watching. And I like what I saw." she says with a smirk on her face as she takes slow measured steps towards you.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)04:36 No.19064613
    So when are we going to actively work on the problem we created with Shirou? It's been played off for laughs, but the fact remains that we gave him a permanent mind-altering potion, and that has reacted badly with the snowberries he ate.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)04:38 No.19064623
    we getting raped now
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)04:38 No.19064626
    We're going to have to mentor Ayumu some more after this.

    Bow towards Mio with a flourish.
    "Thank you, Mio. I aim to please."
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)04:38 No.19064628
    I think that was half the reason for us to get the snowberries. Well maybe one-forth of the reason.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)04:39 No.19064632
    Danger, Danger, we are in a Speedo, we cannot afford to continue close physical proximity with feminine assets!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)04:39 No.19064636
    Say with a grin, "I'm sure you weren't the only one, Mio."
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)04:40 No.19064640
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    OH MY
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/11/12(Fri)04:42 No.19064650
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    Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Orange Juice, and Cranberry Juice.

    New thread at Saturday, 0700 4chan time
    >wedding to go to tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)04:42 No.19064651
    woop 0700 thread
    You sure you can't bail the wedding?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)04:44 No.19064664
    Yeah, fuck weddings.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)04:45 No.19064669
    >Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Orange Juice, and Cranberry Juice.
    wikipedia tells me that's called a Sex on the Beach
    gonna go feed my dinosaur now.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)04:46 No.19064672
    Dag blast it.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)04:46 No.19064675
    A quarter sounds right. Most people wanted to get it so that we could create our own line of age-changing candies.
    And while we got the bush, and we've been trying to cultivate it, it's not that essential in itself, since Melmo still has some from her personal stores to analyze.

    Sure, there isn't much we can do about it, since it's even got our alchemy instructor stumped, and Dr. McNinja puzzled, but that's the problem: we created a problem that not even the experts of the Bureau can fix (for now).
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/11/12(Fri)04:46 No.19064681
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    Unfortunately no.
    I know the caterer.
    They do great food.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)04:47 No.19064684
    Aren't our tears enough?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)04:48 No.19064685
    We should make a cake like that for the loli-brigade at the next picnic.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)04:48 No.19064686
    A man cannot live on tears alone, friend.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/11/12(Fri)04:48 No.19064688
    But wedding cake is great.
    Its the third best kind of cake.
    Right after birthday cake and "fuck its 3 am I need cake"cake
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)04:55 No.19064728
    >sex on the beach

    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)04:56 No.19064732
    >"fuck its 3 am I need cake"cake
    ARE YOU ME? No, seriously, my roommates used to get weirded out when I bought an entire chocolate cake at 2 or 3 in the morning, until I got them to try it.

    But still, fuck weddings. They're tedious and filled with relatives who try to force awkward small talk about how much taller I've gotten since they last saw me when I was eight, and every time I go to one it constantly reminds me that I haven't gone steady with a girl since I was in high school.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)04:58 No.19064743
    >Sex on the Beach

    With Mio, in that red string bikini? Sign me the fuck up.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)04:59 No.19064750
    not so when you're a friend and not family. then you get to just party and celebrate your friends happiness.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)07:05 No.19065455
    >surrender [suh-ren-der]-to yield (something) to the possession or power of another; deliver up possession of on demand or under duress.
    >negotiation [ni-goh-shee-ey-shuhn] -mutual discussion and arrangement of the terms of a transaction or agreement.
    >rape [reyp]-the unlawful compelling of a person through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse.
    >undermine [uhn-der-mahyn] -to attack by indirect, secret, or underhand means; attempt to subvert by stealth.
    >all tagged #msq
    Okay, so the first is what all parties want to avoid, the second is our ideal conclusion, and the third is what will happen if we try the forth?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)07:34 No.19065591
    Anyone else think we missed something big by not examining the shard?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)07:36 No.19065603
    Im reading it as,
    MIO plans to UNDERMINE us using RAPE thus trigering NEGOTIATIONS for SURRENDER.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)07:52 No.19065683
    Possibly. But we're not exactly built for analysis. And at least we know it's there and can get it when we have more time.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)08:10 No.19065751
    Yeah but if we rolled well we would of found something, and Kraus can analyze anything remember?

    He did it with the gender swap potion
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)08:43 No.19065924
    >Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Orange Juice, and Cranberry Juice.
    That's the recipe for a Gilligan's Island. I have a bad feeling about that.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)09:34 No.19066210
    It's also more commonly known as the recipie for "Sex on the beach". Which I would presume is what it's referring to. "Gilligan's Isalnd" is the name i've seen used when restaurants and shit offering cocktails want to stay "family friendly".
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)09:44 No.19066279
    He can analyze potions and beverages, probably foods as well.
    But all he got from analyzing the runes were that they were a containment circle for keeping something in or out.

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