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    60 KB STRIKE WITCHES: TRUDEFAGS RESURGENT planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/11/12(Fri)19:37 No.19071088  
    You're a fighter pilot of the 501st Joint Strike Wing, and you're currently watching two teenage girls kick the unholy shit out of each other, in their underwear.

    It's been that kind of war.

    As Perrine and Miles roll around in their violent tussle, giving the whole hangar a good show, you can see the inklings of More Official Attention beginning to approach, with their sharp white helmets with the acronym for Miserable Porkers on 'em.

    You and Sean could rescue Ian now, or you could break it up before both Witches get thrown into holding.

    >Break up the fight?
    >Just bug out?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)19:37 No.19071091
    IN B4 PANZER
    >> Spiffy 05/11/12(Fri)19:37 No.19071093
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    <artyfag> TOO SLOW PANZER
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)19:38 No.19071097
    YOU'RE TOO SLOW
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/11/12(Fri)19:38 No.19071098
    inb4 everybody (as always)
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)19:38 No.19071099
    >Break up the fight
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)19:38 No.19071102
    Take the Ian and run
    >> krautfag 05/11/12(Fri)19:38 No.19071106
    <break up

    no one deserves to be mutliated by Perinne
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/11/12(Fri)19:39 No.19071110
    Break up the fight before two witches get pulled off of frontline duties, of course!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)19:39 No.19071112
    >>19071088
    Let Sean take Ian out, while you break up the fight. Then meet up later.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/11/12(Fri)19:39 No.19071114
    >>19071098
    you win again captcha, for the 8th time for the last time
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)19:39 No.19071115
    Break up the fight while Ian bugs out?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)19:39 No.19071116
    >>19071088
    >Break up the fight

    We may have started it, but we're not about to let anyone we know get thrown in the stockade.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)19:39 No.19071117
    >>19071088
    Break it up. We're still in a war situation.
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/11/12(Fri)19:39 No.19071120
    Christ, Panzer must be losing his touch.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)19:39 No.19071121
    >>19071088
    Break up the fight, MC goes to the rescue of cute British tank witch while Ian stops Perrine.

    Then we disappear while he is stuck with Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)19:39 No.19071122
    Break it up.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)19:40 No.19071131
    Have Sean take Ian while we break up the fight
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)19:40 No.19071133
    >>19071088
    Break it up.

    >>19071120
    Or captcha is losing it for him.
    >> Words to live by... Writefag 05/11/12(Fri)19:40 No.19071140
    "Unfortunately, many people do not consider fun an important item on their daily agenda. For me, that was always high priority in whatever I was doing."

    -Chuck Yeager
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)19:41 No.19071145
    DON REFLECTOR BELT

    SHOUT " EM PEEZ! SHAMFUR DISPRAY!"

    Run Like hell, Grab Ian's collar and drag him if necessary
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)19:41 No.19071147
    >>19071133
    No he is definitely losing his magic
    >> Writefag 05/11/12(Fri)19:41 No.19071153
    >Break it up

    No reason we need two witches out of action.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)19:42 No.19071154
    [x]Break it up.

    We've had our fun, now it's just devolving into a mess where nobody will win.
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/11/12(Fri)19:42 No.19071156
    >>19071088

    Break it up. As hilarious as it would be to get them carted off to the stockade, I get the feeling that wouldn't help matters any.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)19:44 No.19071174
    ....aaaaand we're on permasage.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/11/12(Fri)19:44 No.19071176
    The thread has been flagged for permasage by a shitty mod. We're appealing it in the IRC now.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)19:44 No.19071177
    >Break it up
    At this point Ian can bug out on his own if need be.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/11/12(Fri)19:46 No.19071192
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    >>19071174
    >>19071176

    A mod, of all fucking people, should know how to click the butan to hide the thread. Instead of abusing his appointed powers to be pissy, in direct violation of /tg/'s rules. How long did we have that sticky up? About quest threads being legit?
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/11/12(Fri)19:46 No.19071193
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    >>19071147
    Guess my magic is all used up, like some kind of 20 something witch
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)19:47 No.19071203
    >>19071192
    Looks like we're back.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/11/12(Fri)19:49 No.19071230
    I think we are...thanks to either ABIB or whomever fixed this.
    >> MachineSpirit 05/11/12(Fri)19:49 No.19071231
    >>19071176

    for future reference, where does one go to appeal such bullshit on IRC? I've never had luck on the link from the FAQ...
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/11/12(Fri)19:50 No.19071238
    >>19071231

    #4chan
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/11/12(Fri)19:51 No.19071242
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    >save perrine


    SHE NEEDS A TALK

    "THE TALK"
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/11/12(Fri)19:51 No.19071248
    >>19071231
    irc.rizon.net
    channel #4chan

    YOU MUST REGISTER YOUR NICK WITH NICKSERV BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO APPEAL A PERMASAGE, the mods ignore nonregistered users. Channel policy. If you don't know how, ask in the strike witches channel, and we'll help you.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)19:53 No.19071268
    Break it up, we stand even with enemies against the dread terror that is the brass and MPs.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/11/12(Fri)19:56 No.19071288
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    It's clearly time to make like a tree and get the fuck out of the hangar, but all your usual gambits are useless. There's no conveniently placed fire extinguisher, no coolant truck, no fire hose: none of the tools of your usual hideous mayhem.

    Catching your panic, Sean winks at you and waggles a finger. And then, from his pocket... he produces the Rape Whistle.

    The shrill blast drifts away and is lost amidst the ever-louder shouts of the MPs and the cries of the struggling girls.

    You shake your head at Sean sadly, waving your hands by your waist in a flat "no dice" gesture. The poor fool. Once, you too put faith in the useless little piece of plastic called the Rape Whistle. In its original function, it was more likely it'd spawn a fully-loaded rescue boat from the frigid Channel waters then actually attract help for a downed airman, but at least there was the incredibly remote chance. As a rape-avoidance device, it's more useless then chewed gum.

    And then, in the distance, you hear it.

    Something hissing this way comes.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)19:56 No.19071292
    >>19071088
    Break up the fight.
    Because no matter the differences, the MP's are everyone's enemies, much like arrogant brass.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 05/11/12(Fri)19:56 No.19071296
    >>19071288
    Incoming Hellcow!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)19:57 No.19071298
    >>19071288
    DARE NOT SPEAK ITS NAME MORTALS!
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/11/12(Fri)19:57 No.19071300
    HELL COW! TO WAR!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)19:57 No.19071301
    >>19071288
    >Something hissing this way comes.
    So THAT'S what the Rape Whistle does!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)19:57 No.19071303
    >>19071288
    Oh boy, that hissing.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)19:57 No.19071304
    >>19071288
    OHBOYHEREWEGO.JPG
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)19:57 No.19071305
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    I bring gifts from /a/.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)19:57 No.19071306
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    >>19071288
    Oh, HELL YES!
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/11/12(Fri)19:57 No.19071313
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    >>19071288

    Oh shet. Time to see if MC is a bullrider as well as a pilot.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 05/11/12(Fri)19:58 No.19071315
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    >>19071288
    YES! YES! Finaaaaaalllly!
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 05/11/12(Fri)19:58 No.19071318
    >>19071305
    This. This is the endgame. What we aim to achieve.
    >> krautfag 05/11/12(Fri)19:58 No.19071319
    >19071288
    And here comes the hell cow
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)19:59 No.19071330
    >>19071305
    Just add Aviators and we are set.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/11/12(Fri)19:59 No.19071333
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    What can stop the hellcow?

    Nothing
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:01 No.19071346
    >>19071288
    >Rape Whistle
    >Doing anything

    FUCKING GNOMES
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:03 No.19071358
    the hell?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/11/12(Fri)20:04 No.19071366
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    >>19071288

    From the depths of the castle cometh the Hellcow.

    Charging headlong, hissing like a punctured 18-wheeler tire, the Hellcow barrels into the tailing MP with tremendous force, sending the man flying ass-over-teakettle into his leading fellow, starting a domino-chain-reaction of cursing MPs, flying batons and bouncing helmets. Hellcow clears the entire procession with one huge, unlikely leap, landing with grace unknown to biological bovines. Answering the summons of his master and loyal friend, Hellcow gallops up to Sean and sketches a little bow.

    "Sean?"

    "Yeah?"

    "Why is the evil kill-crazy Martian infiltrator bot wearing fucking Aviators?"

    Sean nods towards the bowled-over MPs, currently being run over by a horde of panting scientists in white coats, laying about with their clipboards to keep the MPs down and out of their way as they chase after their research subject.

    "His training is complete," Sean intones seriously. "He has learned the Way of the Bounce."

    You look at the small girl perched on Hellcow's bony back, clinging with all her might, a huge grin on her face.

    "And what's YOUR excuse, Chris?"

    >STOP POSTING IMAGE MACROS BEFORE I CAN USE THEM AAAAAH
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:06 No.19071375
    >>19071333
    >that doujin

    Fucking awesome.

    And now Sean will put Perrine and Ian on hellcow and have them ride off into the sunset together.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:06 No.19071377
    >>19071366
    >Chris
    >Aviators

    Aww, yeah.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:06 No.19071378
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    >>19071366
    >Aviators

    YES

    >Duplicate file entry detected
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:06 No.19071381
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    >>19071366
    NEVER
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:07 No.19071384
    >>19071375

    Sauce?
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/11/12(Fri)20:07 No.19071393
    speaking of crix's awesome image selection
    http://www.mediafire.com/?dl5jo68valn5t
    for all your strikewitches fapping needs
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/11/12(Fri)20:08 No.19071400
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    >>19071366
    That's silly

    this is silly

    who wears sunglasses inside?
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/11/12(Fri)20:08 No.19071402
    >>19071384
    http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?c8it5gb7bra4127
    >> krautfag 05/11/12(Fri)20:09 No.19071406
    Having hell cow knowing the bounce may actually bit us in the ass if the martians still have remote access
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:10 No.19071420
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    >>19071400
    Bitch, we wear sunglasses at night
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)20:10 No.19071422
    >>19071406
    >implying Sean hasn't fully suborned the Hellcow
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:10 No.19071425
    >"And what's YOUR excuse, Chris?"

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:11 No.19071432
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    >>19071406

    No worries about that.

    The martians are actually terrified of hellcow.

    Since it doesn't belong to them.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)20:11 No.19071436
    >>19071422
    Not that "suborn" is actually the right term, 'cause I suck.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/11/12(Fri)20:12 No.19071443
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    It takes several seconds, but eventually the two Witches tussle simply... evaporates under the lecherous gaze of the Hellcow. They scramble off the floor and back away uncomfortably, brushing at their uniforms as if they can dust away the filthy, shameless bovine leer.

    "Dem Tittays," the Martian Hellcow speaks in plain English.

    The girls both scream and damn near perform backflips trying to get away, and the engineers and techs watching the spectacle start to drift away slow enough to offer plausible deniability when they call each other yellow-bellied bitches later over beers.

    Finally, you, Sean and Ian have a little privacy. Chris dismounts the Hellcow, who's patiently posting for the horde of scientists furiously burning through pencils as they record their latest observations of the beast's robotic powress.

    "That was me," Chris says. "I got this book when I was little, on ventriloquism. Mom smacked me after I made Trude say 'penis' six times in a row." Chris pouts. "I still don't know how she knew it was actually me."

    Sean manages to choke his snort of laughter into a cough.

    >FREE TIME!
    >Somebody post that to-do list from a few threads ago, I lost it.
    >WAT DO NOW?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:12 No.19071444
    >>19071432
    >Doesn't belong to them

    Oh fuck I forgot about that.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:13 No.19071449
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    >>19071443
    >"Dem Tittays," the Martian Hellcow speaks in plain English.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:13 No.19071450
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    >>19071443

    >Hellcow

    >Speaking
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:13 No.19071452
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    >>19071420
    what a great song
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:13 No.19071455
    >>19071443
    FIND ADOPTED LITTLE SISTERS AND REAL LITTLE SISTERS

    CONSTRUCT PILLOWFORT

    WITH ICE CREAM

    IN MINNA'S OFFICE
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:15 No.19071467
    >>19071443
    Mother of God.

    Chris is one of us.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:15 No.19071468
    >>19071455
    we might as well do this we need to unwind
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:15 No.19071469
    >WAT DO NOW?
    make her make Trude say PENIS. We need to get her back for that joke about the bazooka.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:15 No.19071471
    >>19071443
    Fuck yeah, Chris.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/11/12(Fri)20:15 No.19071472
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    >>19071400
    >Nambu
    >1943
    >ISHYGDDT
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:15 No.19071474
    >>19071443
    >made Trude say penis six times

    Fucking lol.

    >FREE TIME

    Let's go find Minna and see if there's something fun to do around here.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:15 No.19071475
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    >>19071455
    this
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:15 No.19071477
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    >>19071443

    >mom and trude in the same sentence
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:15 No.19071478
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    >>19071443
    >"I got this book when I was little, on ventriloquism. Mom smacked me after I made Trude say 'penis' six times in a row."
    I love Chris.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:15 No.19071479
    >>19071443
    Talk to Ian about Mom.
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/11/12(Fri)20:15 No.19071480
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    >>19071443

    >Dat fucking image

    We need to make sure Miles isn't gonna rat out Ian, first and foremost.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:16 No.19071482
    >>19071443
    >lecherous gaze of the Hellcow

    da fuq r u doin planfeg
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:16 No.19071487
    >>19071474
    I vote for this, after we get Ian roaring drunk.

    Fucker *needs* to unwind.
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    >>19071450
    >>19071449
    >Not finishing reading before posting
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:16 No.19071491
    >>19071443
    >Somebody post that to-do list from a few threads ago, I lost it.


    >Ian, Sean
    "You are magic. Deal with it."
    >Minna
    "I would like to unfuck your emotions."
    >Yoshika, Lynette, Robin, Sanya, Chris
    "Pillow fort."
    >Lynette
    "Thank you for nose art. Also here is double bribe for no talky about the Potato chipski"
    >Robin, Yoshika, Hartmann
    "Here is how to fight the Aliums. Hartmann, pls helping"
    >Robin
    "Don't get raped. Don't rape anyone."
    >Trude, Patton, Chris
    "Wtf up with the hallway?"
    >Tesla
    "I REQUIRE ADDITIONAL ELDRITCH HORRORS OF SCIENCE AND DEATH"
    >Mallory
    Continue trolling Mallory
    >Sanya
    Needs emotional counsellor. Also potential leads to follow up about wtf the radio signals did.
    >Ice Creamski
    Continue not giving a fuck
    >Relationship fixing
    Connect Ian to Perriene, ensure Ian does not attach to Robin under threat of barrel rolls.
    Connect Sean to Sakomoto, ensure Sean does not attach to Robin under threat of barrel rolls.
    Do whatever lesbian fapfic waifuing the thread argues about.
    Or better yet, lead people on then DON'T do it, put the options up for a vote, and harvest tears.

    ANON TO THE RESCUE
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:17 No.19071493
    >>19071479
    This. See what the hell the deal is. Not saying to get him to call her but just find out whats up.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)20:17 No.19071496
    >>19071443
    Imoutos, pillow fort, teachan to fightan. At least two of the three
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:17 No.19071500
    >>19071443
    don't we still need to find a real weapon for robin?

    my captcha is telling me to find something that qualifies as army ordinance, what about a recoilless rifle?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:17 No.19071501
    >>19071474
    This sounds fun.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:17 No.19071506
    >>19071443
    We need to get Ian to teach marksmanship to Yoshika, like she wanted.
    Then we need to ask Erica if she can pound some proper combat sense into Robin.
    Finally, we need to see Minna.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:18 No.19071508
    >>19071443
    Pillow fort. Definitely,
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 05/11/12(Fri)20:19 No.19071515
    >>19071506
    Voting this.

    Pillow fort has become so much of a running joke that it is funnier to not actually do it.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:19 No.19071516
    Pillow fort.

    Nor girls/MP's allowed sign.

    Give minna a special passport for entry
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:19 No.19071523
    >>19071443
    Build pillow fort with Minna.
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/11/12(Fri)20:19 No.19071525
    >>19071496

    Seconded. Emphasis on pillow fort. Also, let's go find Minna. We had some unfinished...business...to take care of, if ya know what I mean
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    >>19071491
    >tesla and us when we fly the shark plane
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/11/12(Fri)20:20 No.19071531
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    >>19071500
    >real weapon

    YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN HER FINAL FORM
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/11/12(Fri)20:21 No.19071538
    >>19071472
    deal w/it
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    >>19071531
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:22 No.19071553
    >>19071472
    FUCK the Nambu, she has a fucking Arisaka over her shoulder!

    There's patriotism, and then there's using the Chauchat because it's French, you know?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:23 No.19071556
    >>19071500
    Longspear
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:23 No.19071557
    >>19071531
    Give her all the slavshit
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/11/12(Fri)20:23 No.19071561
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    >>19071538
    >Nambu
    >hoist upon thy own macro
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:23 No.19071562
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    >>19071531
    THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/11/12(Fri)20:23 No.19071563
    >>19071553

    Ahh, the Chauchat...best piece of French shit to ever get a man killed for no fucking reason
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:23 No.19071565
    >>19071553
    Arisakas are good weapons (at least the early war ones), the Nambu was crap all around.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:24 No.19071569
    >>19071491
    Seconded. Emphasis on tasks that are spatially within reach.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:25 No.19071581
    >>19071443
    Lets try to get into Ians mom's pants
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:25 No.19071588
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    >>19071561

    This better?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/11/12(Fri)20:26 No.19071595
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    >>19071553

    have some /k/
    >> krautfag 05/11/12(Fri)20:26 No.19071596
    >wat do
    -combat training for yoshika and robin
    -talk with ian about mom
    -see if tesla has another mad maschine ready
    -minna probatly isnt in the mood to get boned right now
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:26 No.19071600
    >>19071581
    she's happily married. to her technical superior in the chain of commans.

    They have sex every night to see who controls the company the next day
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/11/12(Fri)20:27 No.19071603
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    >>19071595
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:28 No.19071620
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    >>19071563
    But...I tried my best...
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/11/12(Fri)20:28 No.19071621
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    >>19071561
    YES YOU WILL DEAL
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:28 No.19071622
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    >>19071595
    That reminds me, we need to fly the pancake plane
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)20:33 No.19071654
    >>19071622
    Mother of god. It looks delicious. All those little mans.
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/11/12(Fri)20:34 No.19071673
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    >>19071622

    Also, one of THESE
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)20:34 No.19071676
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    >>19071622
    Wow. Just WOW. How much time do you think it took to make that?
    Also, sorry for the Spidy. Only pancake related image I've got.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 05/11/12(Fri)20:35 No.19071677
    >>19071565
    ...
    this week
    i had double tests
    defeated them both, and get to go to watch for a bit

    HOWEVER, why don't we give Robin a Thompson again, its a decent machine gun of the era, fairly common, easy to find ammunition for, and it would give her both single and automatic fire abilities!

    Also,
    >>19071595
    Planefag, thanks for the shitting on /k/ post and let me add two

    >implying that any subarine would be allowed to get close enough that even the shittiest old 688s wouldn't take them down.

    Hell, its gotten so bad they have to nerf our boats for drills, but that's more rage than anythin.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/11/12(Fri)20:35 No.19071678
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    Twenty-five minutes later finds you, Ian, Sean and Chris camped out in the main dining room, at one end of the long table. Between you sits a big bucket full of ice, stocked with Coke and beer. Ian and Sean take turns snatching the beers out of Chris's hand when she goes for one and swapping them with Cokes.

    "So what's yer problem with yer mommy?" Chris says to Ian, and he promptly chokes on his Bud.

    "Hey," Sean says warningly.

    "He keeps stealing my beers!" Chris says, crossing her arms in a huff. "He had it coming!"

    "True," you agree. "So what's with mom, Ian?"

    He sighs, rubbing his head. "My mother... didn't want me touching guns. Even looking sideways at them."

    "Why?" Chris says, snorting.

    "She fought in the Great War," Ian tells her. "Saw the bodies stacked up in the trenches. She didn't want any of her children anywhere near that. It wasn't entirely rational, and she knew it, but..." Ian shrugs, and drains his beer. "She just couldn't shake the fear. Associations, I guess."

    "So you ran away to the US?" you say, puzzled.

    Ian shrugs. "Anne Oakley never had shit on me," he says casually. "I always wanted to be a competition shooter."

    "Then why didn't you sign up as a sniper?" Sean wonders.

    Ian snorts, snagging another beer. "Flyboys get the best pay and the most chicks. Yee-haw."
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:35 No.19071683
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    >>19071676
    Here, have this.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)20:36 No.19071690
    >>19071683
    Much thanks.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:37 No.19071692
    >>19071678
    Amen.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:37 No.19071693
    >>19071678
    >My mother... didn't want me touching guns. Even looking sideways at them

    SHE KNOWS.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:38 No.19071697
    >>19071678
    >doesn't want him looking at guns sideways
    >his magic is specific to ranged weaponry
    >trollgnome.jpg

    Wait, trollgnome? Wouldn't the troll eat the gnome?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:38 No.19071699
    >>19071678
    Slip Chris some beer.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:38 No.19071704
    >>19071678
    >Slip Chris beer.

    Also, wow, that's ironic. Pretty understandable for Katherine to keep Ian out from serving, though.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:38 No.19071706
    >>19071678
    Give her da beer MC!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:38 No.19071707
    >>19071654
    >>19071673
    >>19071676

    Unfortunately, I doubt its real.

    In food photography, fake food is commonly used.
    (I should know, I do this sort of stuff)

    Looking at the 'melting butter', for it to melt nicely and start dripping, it should have already dripped off the plane-pancake.

    It's a fake.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:39 No.19071710
    Keep the beer away from Chris. Trude will murder us if she finds out we've been getting her sister drunk.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)20:39 No.19071711
    >>19071678
    Keep Chris away from the booze. If Trude can't hold her liquor well, Chris sure as hell won't be able to.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:39 No.19071718
    [17:37] <@Demetrious> if there's not six votes for "slip chris beer" when I refresh I will be dissapoint
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:40 No.19071726
    >>19071678
    What are uncles for? I'll tell you what: subverting the moral judgement of the child's guardian. Give her some beer.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:40 No.19071728
    >>19071699
    >>19071704
    NO BOOZE FOR YOU
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:41 No.19071732
    >>19071718

    Keep chris away from b33r
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:41 No.19071734
    >throw Chris at beer
    How about we get most of the way through ours, and let her finish it off.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)20:41 No.19071737
    >>19071711
    Well now I have to vote to give Chris beer.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:41 No.19071740
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    >>19071678
    LET'S SHOW IAN'S MUM OUR 6 INCH CANNON
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:41 No.19071743
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    >>19071706
    >Give her da beer
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:41 No.19071745
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    >>19071654
    >>19071676
    >>19071707
    ... It's a model you twit.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/11/12(Fri)20:42 No.19071748
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    >>19071621
    >not a nugget

    Okay, I can deal with that. It's good enough for Reisen, at any rate.

    I wonder if her mum's intact
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/11/12(Fri)20:42 No.19071760
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    >and the most chicks

    But Ian, you're gay.

    Unless you just bone perrine already.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:42 No.19071761
    >>19071718
    We already got six votes.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)20:44 No.19071774
    >>19071707
    Of course it's fake. But ALL DEM LITTLE MANS. MMMM
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:44 No.19071780
    >>19071760
    is... that perrine as a tissue box?


    or is perrine just masturbating a ton?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:45 No.19071784
    >>19071780

    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:45 No.19071785
    >>19071780
    She's a tissue box, she uses the tissues to pad her bra.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)20:46 No.19071788
    >>19071780
    Perrine stuffing tissue down her front to make her breasts look bigger.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:46 No.19071792
    >>19071780
    The former. The Kanji say "before using' and "After using"
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/11/12(Fri)20:50 No.19071819
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    You pluck another beer from the bucket, stealthily set it on the floor, and surreptitiously roll it over to Chris.

    "So what's she gonna do to you if she catches you?" you ask Ian. "She's not even in the same service."

    "Right, because inter-service politics matter so much to the world-wide fraternity of Witches," Ian growls at you. "It's not like a famous, well-respected Witch who helped write half of the land-Striker doctrine in use today has friends all over, in every service, going high enough to influence the ARMY Air Corps, right?"

    You nod sagely. "Exactly."

    Ian flings a bottle at you, and you snap it out of the air with your free hand. "Yeah!"

    Sean cuts his eyes at Chris. "Is that a beer!?"

    "NO!" Chris says, hiding her bottle under the table.

    "Oh, well then," Sean says, turning back to his own drink. "So, what the hell are we doing now?"

    >Let's unfuck that useless Japanese chick.
    >Let's unfuck that useless UK bitch.
    >Other?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:51 No.19071827
    >>19071760
    >Let's unfuck that useless Japanese chick.
    >Let's unfuck that useless UK bitch.
    In that order
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)20:51 No.19071833
    >>19071819
    >Other.
    Pillowfort. Now. Must hide imouto's from Wilma
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:51 No.19071834
    >>19071819
    Unfuck Miyafoogee. She's first on the list. Lynette can wait.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:51 No.19071835
    >>19071819
    >Sean cuts his eyes at Chris. "Is that a beer!?"

    >"NO!" Chris says, hiding her bottle under the table.

    >"Oh, well then," Sean says, turning back to his own drink.
    Haha, this shit.

    Let's unfuck that useless Japanese bitch.
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/11/12(Fri)20:51 No.19071839
    >>19071819

    Nip then Limey. Then PILLOWFORT WITH WAIFU
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:52 No.19071841
    >>19071819
    >Let's unfuck that useless Japanese chick.
    >Let's unfuck that useless UK bitch.
    >Let's fuck that redhead German

    In THAT order.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:52 No.19071843
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    >>19071819
    I thought we were unfucking that german bitch.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:52 No.19071845
    Fuck the german witch.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:52 No.19071846
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    >>19071819
    >Let's unfuck that useless Japanese chick.

    She must learn the ways the bounce!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:52 No.19071854
    >>19071846
    >Level 16
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:52 No.19071856
    >>19071841
    I like this plan. Go with it.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:53 No.19071857
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    >>19071833
    But don't you see?
    There will never be a pillow fort.
    You fight for a worthless cause.
    Search your heart, you know it to be true.
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/11/12(Fri)20:53 No.19071866
    >>19071843

    Take that "un-" out, son
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/11/12(Fri)20:53 No.19071867
    >>19071843

    You COULD assign Ian to help Yoshika lern2gun, and Sean to bolster Lynette for all her help, while you... address the fucking of the Minna...
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:54 No.19071868
    [x]Unfuck japanese chick

    Miyafuji, right?

    Set her up with Ian for target practice. Just don't let Perrine know that he's spending time alone with a girl.

    >unfuck British girl

    Who?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:54 No.19071873
    >>19071867
    Sounds like a plan.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:54 No.19071876
    >>19071867
    NOPE.

    We do this shit personally.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 05/11/12(Fri)20:55 No.19071877
    >>19071867
    This seems like a solid and helpfull suggestion from the pagan elf.
    Therefore, it will bite us in the fucking ass so hard it will be recorded in song and go down in legend.

    LETS DO IT.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:55 No.19071881
    >>19071867
    And get Erica to help Robin as well. THERE ALL PROBLEMS FIXED.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:55 No.19071882
    >>19071867
    How about we fuck Ian's mom?
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/11/12(Fri)20:55 No.19071888
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    >Let's unfuck that useless Japanese chick.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:55 No.19071889
    >>19071867
    Do it
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:55 No.19071891
    >>19071819
    Ian goes and helps Miyafuji.
    Sean goes and helps out Lynnette with whatever.
    And us, we go and report to Minna for debriefing.
    A depantsing is probably going to be involved.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:56 No.19071896
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    >>19071868
    Lynette
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:56 No.19071900
    >>19071867
    But it will be so much more efficient to do all three ourselves at the same time.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)20:56 No.19071904
    >>19071857
    No cause is ever worthless.
    OK, PETA's is, but that isn't as much a cause as a case of insanity.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:56 No.19071905
    >>19071867
    That.

    Oh, and get "Never-lost-a-wingman-Hartmann" to get to work on Robin.
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/11/12(Fri)20:57 No.19071907
    >>19071867

    Yep. But let's not forget there's a war on. And, Planefag being who he is, NOTHING we do will go off without some sort of hitch.
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    >>19071867
    I say go for it.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:57 No.19071910
    >>19071876
    >We do this shit personally.
    Having Ian give marksmanship lessons to Miyafuji IS us unfucking her uselessness.
    And getting Erica to provide combat training for Robin IS better than us doing it because we're not a Witch.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:58 No.19071916
    Anon from >>19071834

    Changing my vote to this:>>19071867

    >>19071905
    This too.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)20:58 No.19071917
    >>19071867
    Let's do it.
    I don't see how this could possibly go wrong...
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:58 No.19071918
    >>19071910
    agreed
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)20:59 No.19071924
    >>19071867
    RAILROADING RAILROADING RAILRO-

    Fuck it. Planefag puts down some nice rails. Let's go.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:00 No.19071934
    >>19071867
    Do this
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:00 No.19071935
    >>19071924
    But is it railroading if it's essentially what we wanted to have happen, just laid out so that it makes sense rather than just vague suggestions of 'unfuck their uselessness'?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:01 No.19071938
    I'm gonna vote for Planefag's idea, since it actually makes sense.

    This means it's going to backfire HORRIBLY.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:01 No.19071940
    >>19071867

    DO IT!

    With any luck no one will disturb us...
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 05/11/12(Fri)21:02 No.19071943
    >>19071924
    But it's always been railroading.
    He's merely produced us with an option of which rails to go down at key junctures.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:02 No.19071947
    >>19071917

    Miyafuji blabbing about whathappenedinthekitchen while shes in her funk?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:03 No.19071956
    >>19071935
    You seem to be confused. Railroading means "choice I don't like won"
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:05 No.19071973
    >>19071956
    Hmm. What's the difference between railroading and samefagging then?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:06 No.19071974
    >>19071956
    Railroading is "We are given the choice of X or Y. We pick X, Y happens anyway, X may or may not occur."
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)21:06 No.19071983
    >>19071947
    Then we are up shit creek with no canoe. Or paddle. And we're on fire.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:07 No.19071986
    >>19071973
    As an accusation? None.
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/11/12(Fri)21:07 No.19071990
    >>19071973

    DM doesn't need to samefag
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:08 No.19072001
    >>19071973
    railroading is the DM giving us choices that all lead to the same place. Or giving us no choice at all.

    Samefagging is some asshole spamming his choice and hoping to be seen as multiple votes.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/11/12(Fri)21:10 No.19072021
    Railroading is not saying "There is a wall here."
    Railroading is saying "There are walls everywhere but here."
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:11 No.19072023
    >>19072021
    Well put.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/11/12(Fri)21:12 No.19072037
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    >>19072023
    I stole that from MR. RAGE.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:13 No.19072046
    >>19072037
    Not enough CAPS.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/11/12(Fri)21:14 No.19072052
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    "Ian. You know Yoshika, right?"

    "Uh. The pint-sized nip who's always gushing about how she wants to be brave and help everybody but not by shooting at anybody because her daddy was a good boy who made Strikers and didn't afraid of Martians?"

    You blink. "What?"

    "I've spent time with her too, you know."

    "Yeah? When?"

    "Perrine was coming down the hallway and - well - why do the locks on all the janitor's closets in this shithole auto-lock?"

    "Welcome to my hell," you mutter. "Anyway, you think you could give her some shooting lessons or something? Give her some confidence?"

    "I've got a magnum squirreled away somewhere," Ian says thoughtfully. "Putting fist-sized holes in pumpkins gives everybody a little more confidence."

    "Those only compensate for tiny penises, not nonexistent ones," Sean drawls casually. "Your gear is no good for her, man."
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:14 No.19072056
    >>19072037
    MR. RAGE is a wise man, do not feel shame.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:15 No.19072061
    >>19072052
    Give her our .380
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)21:15 No.19072063
    >>19072046
    Because Someone Else is obviously not MR. RAGE
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:17 No.19072070
    >>19072052
    Maybe have her start with an M1 carbine?
    It's lightweight, easy to use, and Yoshika is going to be using longarms anyway.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:17 No.19072073
    >>19072063
    Well no, he's someone else entirely.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:17 No.19072076
    It's just a target gun, she could use a .22.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:17 No.19072077
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    >>19072052
    >"Those only compensate for tiny penises, not nonexistent ones," Sean drawls casually. "Your gear is no good for her, man."

    >"Perrine was coming down the hallway and - well - why do the locks on all the janitor's closets in this shithole auto-lock?"
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/11/12(Fri)21:17 No.19072078
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    Yoshika needs a flak cannon.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:17 No.19072079
    >>19072061
    no need, she has a Walther. Also the Colt was a gift from Minna, not just something we would give away.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)21:18 No.19072083
    >>19072052
    Uh, Ian?
    No magnums, just yet.
    SHE'S TWELVE. IT COULD BREAK A BONE FROM RECOIL IF SHE HOLDS IT WRONG.
    Start with a .22 or something like that.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)21:18 No.19072088
    >>19072052
    It's the effect that matters, rather than the tool, at this point though, dunnit?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:18 No.19072092
    >>19072079
    Is Minna wearing that watch we gave her? We need to find out.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:19 No.19072094
    >>19072052
    SIXTY NUGGETS
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:19 No.19072099
    >>19072092
    Flight Chronometer!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:19 No.19072102
    >>19072083
    >recoil
    >Witch
    >magic strength
    >regularly uses crew-operated machine guns single-handedly
    I don't recoil is going to be a problem.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:19 No.19072103
    >>19072061

    Wait, wasn't the .380 the gift from minna?!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:21 No.19072111
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    >>19072102

    Not at all, sir.

    Not at all.

    >Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:21 No.19072116
    >>19072103
    That it is. So the .380 is out.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)21:22 No.19072117
    >>19072102
    Used with striker units, which GIVES the strength to witches who don't have any naturally, like Yoshika.
    Otherwise, she's just a twelve year old girl, that can make shields. And has a breast fetish.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:22 No.19072119
    >>19072102
    Mostly they only get SUPAR STRONGTH when using their striker. Outside of it, only Trude is hulk.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)21:22 No.19072123
    >>19072102
    Not to mention she's the healer.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/11/12(Fri)21:23 No.19072128
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    "And Sean..." you cough. "We never did thank Lynette for the nose-art. Also, if Wilma IS actually on the base..."

    "What? They're sisters, right? What's the problem?"

    "She's got some kind of... issue about it."

    "Because her sister's a slut?" Sean says.

    "Yeah," Ian chimes in. "This is the kind of courteous and circumspect man you want guiding a young girl through issues like that. Your leadership abilities are fucking astounding. What a clever crew chief, you."

    You flick a bottlecap at Ian. "Yoshika's her best friend, but I think they had some kind of falling-out or something. See if you can't get it out of her."

    "A fifteen year old girl is a hard case, but I'll see if I can crack 'er," Sean says dourly. "And what are you going to do?"

    "Go talk to our superior officer and actually act responsible for a change."

    "Yer gonna hump her," Chris says, and you choke on your fucking beer.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:24 No.19072134
    >>19072128
    >"Yer gonna hump her," Chris says, and you choke on your fucking beer.


    She's on to us. Quick, change vectors!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:24 No.19072138
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    >>19072128
    >"Yer gonna hump her," Chris says, and you choke on your fucking beer.

    I'm liking Chris.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:24 No.19072139
    >>19072128
    >"Yer gonna hump her," Chris says, and you choke on your fucking beer.


    Yes, yes I am.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/11/12(Fri)21:24 No.19072140
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    >>19072111
    YEAH

    TWO BLOODY GREAT HANDFULLS
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:24 No.19072141
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    >>19072128

    Kid is fucking sharp.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:24 No.19072142
    >>19072128
    >"Yer gonna hump her," Chris says, and you choke on your fucking beer.

    SHE KNOWS, HE KNOWS, EVERYONE KNOWS
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 05/11/12(Fri)21:24 No.19072143
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    >>19072128
    >"Yer gonna hump her," Chris says, and you choke on your fucking beer.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:24 No.19072144
    >>19072128
    >Punch chris

    the playful "I really want to murder you but society restrains me" kind of punch
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:25 No.19072145
    >>19072128
    What are the odds of us adding her to our collection of little sisters?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:25 No.19072147
    >>19072117
    >>19072119
    Ah, no. Strength enhancement is one of the basic Witch skills taught after shield generation. The Strikers just make it easier and more energy efficient.
    They're quite capable of generating super-strength without Strikers. Minna did so when attacked by the Martian assassin spider-bot, and Erica said that she'd do it to take Trude up to her room when she was drunk, if she wasn't exhausted of magic.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:25 No.19072155
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    >>19072128
    >"Yer gonna hump her," Chris says, and you choke on your fucking beer.

    Smart kid.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:25 No.19072156
    >"Yer gonna hump her," Chris says, and you choke on your fucking beer.
    Chris is silly. i like her
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:26 No.19072169
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    >>19072145
    We are Big Daddy.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:27 No.19072170
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    >>19072128

    "That's quite enough b33r for you, young lady."
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:27 No.19072173
    >>19072145
    With Trude around? Low. Very low.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)21:27 No.19072174
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    >>19072128
    Sharp kid. That, or she remembers that's what we were about to do when Patton showed up and ruined it. And then Chris screamed rape.

    Man, never a dull day.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:27 No.19072176
    I wonder how much beer Chris can drink before she passes out and can't talk anymore.

    "I'm going to go and follow orders. If she orders me to do certain things, well, I can't reasonably disobey now can I?"
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/11/12(Fri)21:28 No.19072179
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    >>19072128
    "Yer gonna hump her," Chris says, and you choke on your fucking beer.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:28 No.19072180
    >>19072128
    "I try to actually act grown-up and responsible for once, and this is the response I get."
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:29 No.19072184
    >>19072128
    "Well Chris, with the way it has been going, I will either end up getting scrambled, getting shot, or piloting an abomination against Newtonian physics before I seal the deal..."
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)21:32 No.19072200
    >>19072176
    Judging by Trude, I'd give her about 3/4ths of the bottle.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:32 No.19072205
    >>19072184
    >try to sex Minna
    >sortied
    >lure Minna out into the woods
    >air-raid siren has you both running back to base
    >sneak out to the roof of the castle
    >night-witch lands and starts a conversation
    >get drunk and finally everyone sends you off expecting you to get laid
    >too drunk to get it up
    >too hungover the next morning
    >finally just fuck in the bath
    >you realize Miyafuji is watching
    >"wow, ready for round two already?"
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:33 No.19072207
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    >>19072128

    >lynette talking to Sean
    >Discussing why they had a falling out
    >that happened in the kitchen


    Oh shit...
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:33 No.19072211
    >>19072128
    >give her a look

    I tried to hump your sister, or rather she tried to hump me. martians attacked

    I tried to hump minna once, patton and tesla interrupted.

    What the hell makes you thin the universe looks favorably upon me now?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:33 No.19072212
    >>19072207
    WE'RE FUCKING IDIOTS
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:34 No.19072225
    >>19072205
    >night-witch lands and starts a conversation

    And that's when boning a high-ranking officer has its benefits.

    "Sweetie, go to bed before I have you put in irons. That's an order."
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:34 No.19072230
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    >>19072128

    FAG PLANNNNNNNNE

    >>19072207

    We dun goofed.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 05/11/12(Fri)21:34 No.19072233
    >>19072128

    >"Yer gonna hump her," Chris says, and you choke on your fucking beer.

    I just choked on my *air*.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/11/12(Fri)21:35 No.19072236
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    "The fuck did you hear tha-"

    "Trude," Chris says. "She said if you two didn't hump soon, she was gonna lock you in a closet together and order Paddy to shoot anybody who came out with clothes on."

    You stare at Chris, your jaw on the table. "You - you - what - if she knew you told me that -"

    Chris's eyes suddenly tear up, and she looks up at you with sudden tremulous misery. "I was in a coooomaaaa~" she wails, dropping her face into her hands.

    You, Sean and Ian all stare at her.

    "Eight out of ten," Ian says at length. "Great emotion, but you come in a little too hot."

    "I dunno, that was pretty good," Sean says.

    "You guys are no fun," Chris pouts. "It works on Trude!"

    "But - she's your sister!" you say with mock horror."

    "Yes that just makes her more *gullible,*" Chris points out.

    "Whelp, I'm out of here," Ian says, taking a beer to go. "I'll let you guys handle the little extortionist."

    "Oh hell no," Sean says, jumping out of his chair. He snatches the ice bucket, pulling out the remaining two beers and leaving the soda. "I've got to put some Coke in the Limey."

    "I've got important business to discuss with the commanding officer BYE~" you state, jumping out of the room at high speed. You've got Minna to talk to, and business to... discuss.

    >Go in HOT?
    >Go in humble?
    >Go in like EVERYTHING IS NORMAL
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:35 No.19072238
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    >>19072128
    No sweetheart, that's never going to happen at this rate.
    Were going to get cock blocked again.
    By anyone and everyone.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:35 No.19072239
    >>19072207
    I told you guys this was a bad idea. We do shit personally so we don't fuck up.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/11/12(Fri)21:35 No.19072242
    >>19072207
    >>19072207
    Wow, it's almost like there are consequences for actions.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)21:35 No.19072243
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    >>19072212
    Ha ha ha ha ha!
    You guys missed it?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:35 No.19072248
    >>19072236
    TRUDEFAGS GONNA SAD
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:35 No.19072249
    >>19072236
    >Go in humble
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:35 No.19072250
    >>19072211
    >patton and tesla interrupted
    Actually, Trude and Chris were involved there too. Which we should ask her about, especially since she's probably too drunk to lie properly.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:35 No.19072252
    >>19072207
    The only other option is to talk to Lynnette ourselves.
    As if that would end any better.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:36 No.19072253
    >>19072242
    Are you an idiot? Or are you just pretending?

    The point is that was avoidable.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:36 No.19072255
    >>19072236
    >Go in like EVERYTHING IS NORMAL
    Trude ;_;
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/11/12(Fri)21:36 No.19072259
    >Go in like EVERYTHING IS NORMAL
    Let's play this smart for once in our fucking lives.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:36 No.19072262
    >>19072236
    Like everything is normal.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:36 No.19072264
    >Go in like EVERYTHING IS NORMAL

    Because hellcow just broke up a fight, we killed marsies, and trolled generals.

    it's just another day at the office
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:36 No.19072266
    >>19072236
    >Go in like EVERYTHING IS NORMAL
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)21:36 No.19072268
    >>19072236
    Go in humble.
    No need to press our luck, considering how the universe hates us...
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:37 No.19072269
    >>19072236
    Humble

    We dun goofed.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:37 No.19072270
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    >>19072236
    No no, my good man.

    We go in like an Officer and a Gentleman.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:37 No.19072271
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    >>19072243

    Well it's Sean.

    We'll never hear the end of it and get blackmailed to hell but at least he'll keep it under wraps.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:37 No.19072275
    >>19072236
    EVERYTHING IS NORMAL
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:37 No.19072277
    >Go in humble
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)21:37 No.19072278
    >>19072236
    Everything is fine, nothing is panic
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:37 No.19072280
    >>19072236
    Go in hot, safeties disengaged.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:37 No.19072282
    >>19072270
    Fuck you faggot, stop reposting that every chance you get.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:37 No.19072283
    >>19072236

    >Normal

    WEDIDNOTHING
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/11/12(Fri)21:38 No.19072285
    >>19072236

    Humble. Let's not fuck this up, anon. And I could really use a little d'aawww right about now.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:38 No.19072293
    Go in humble. Then segway from actual report into sexy times.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:39 No.19072297
    >>19072236
    >go in normal
    >cupcakeski is in there
    >DOOOOOOOOOOM
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:39 No.19072298
    >>19072236
    >Go in humble?

    Let's not screw this up.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:39 No.19072299
    >>19072236
    Everything is normal. All's right with the world.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:39 No.19072303
    >>19072285
    If we go in humble, if she doesn't know something's up, she would then.

    >Go in normal

    This is the best way, assume nothing.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:39 No.19072305
    >>19072236
    >Go in humble
    we did toss her at marines.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 05/11/12(Fri)21:39 No.19072309
    >Go in like EVERYTHING IS NORMAL
    So we're going to enter her room being chased by MP's, bar the door behind us and cry for help?
    Or perhaps we will fail at parachutes and end up dangling outside her window?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:40 No.19072311
    >>19072236
    >Go in like EVERYTHING IS NORMAL
    If we go in humble, she'll get suspicious for us acting out of character.
    We go in hot, we'll just fight again.
    We go in normal, she knows about the satancow in the hangar and the MP's, if we act like we give no fucks, she won't suspect anything.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:40 No.19072318
    >>19072236
    Humble
    >> Major Airlift 05/11/12(Fri)21:40 No.19072319
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    >>19072297
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/11/12(Fri)21:41 No.19072324
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    >Go in like EVERYTHING IS NORMAL
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:41 No.19072330
    >>19072319
    >terribleshop.png

    At least you're honest.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:41 No.19072334
    >>19072297
    Addendum: Peek around corner first to see if Crepes Suzetteski is present.

    All the smash in the world doesn't help if you fly straight at an '88 like a dumbass.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:41 No.19072337
    >>19072324
    >That image name
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:42 No.19072338
    Like everything is normal.

    She'll be able to feel our discomfort. Don't gotta wear it on our face.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:42 No.19072343
    >>19072324
    >Pantywindow.jpg
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:42 No.19072344
    >>19072319
    what is the kanji for "I will fucking Cut you"?

    would fit there
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:42 No.19072350
    >>19072338
    If she's able to feel it, there's no reason for us to hide it.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/11/12(Fri)21:45 No.19072377
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    >>19072337
    >>19072343
    yes
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:46 No.19072378
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    >>19072338
    Oh yeah she have emotion sensing abilities.

    In that case we should go in radiating lust.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)21:46 No.19072385
    >>19072282
    Fuck you, that's an awesome image.
    Still has Dirty Navy Scum in it, but still a relevant image.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:47 No.19072396
    >>19072385
    >Dirty Navy Scum

    I will sink you
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:47 No.19072397
    >>19072378

    >Implying MC does not already radiate WANT
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:47 No.19072402
    >>19072378
    >stand outside her door trying to build ourselves up for this
    >Minna is sitting at her desk wondering what the hell that ball of anxiety, fear, and paranoia is
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:48 No.19072409
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    >>19072402
    Pilot
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)21:48 No.19072411
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    >>19072396
    Come at me Squiddy!
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/11/12(Fri)21:48 No.19072417
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    >>19072396

    I will STRAFE you
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:49 No.19072427
    >>19072409
    What? How is that in any way appropriate?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/11/12(Fri)21:49 No.19072429
    >>19072402
    I like that.

    Planefag?

    Do that.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)21:49 No.19072431
    >>19072427
    Pilot's are like wizards.
    Don't gotta explain SHIT.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:50 No.19072433
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    >>19072319
    Fap Angel's gonna whine about Image Macros again for that.

    Also, EVERYTHING IS NORMAL
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:50 No.19072434
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    >>19072411
    >>19072417
    Bitch please.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:50 No.19072440
    >>19072396
    You are the only one who can be sunk, dirty navy scum. The rest of us aren't floating.
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    >>19072417
    >>19072396
    I will cut your funding
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)21:51 No.19072450
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    >>19072434
    Talk louder, I can't hear you over the sound of you drowning.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:51 No.19072456
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    >>19072445
    But I'm not NASA
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:51 No.19072457
    >>19072402
    >ball of anxiety, fear, and paranoia
    Excuse:
    Because every fucking time we're about to make progress or get some, SOMETHING always comes up and cockblocks us. If it's not a Martian air raid, it's Tesla, or Patton, or another fucking general scramble order.
    We're just afraid of what's going to cockblock us this time.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:51 No.19072458
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    >>19072445
    over the fucking line dude
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:52 No.19072462
    >>19072450
    That's the SLBMs you're hearing.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:53 No.19072467
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    >>19072445
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:53 No.19072471
    >>19072457
    I doubt that excuse will pass muster.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/11/12(Fri)21:54 No.19072474
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    >>19072445
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:54 No.19072475
    >>19072458
    >that filename

    fucking lol. Also, where's that quest gone off to?
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/11/12(Fri)21:54 No.19072476
    >>19072462

    Nope, pretty sure it's the sound of a failing pressure hull.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:54 No.19072482
    >>19072476
    Get your ears checked, son.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:54 No.19072485
    >>19072471
    Alright, so, what? Go in hot and hope that the emotional chaff works?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:55 No.19072491
    >>19072475
    Planefag's a-cooking up something.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)21:55 No.19072493
    >>19072474
    >Killdozer
    >MaiNigga.jpg
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:56 No.19072498
    >>19072475
    Dunno, don't have Papa-N's twitter
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/11/12(Fri)21:56 No.19072500
    >>19072482

    Says the man who spends all day in a metal echo box
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 05/11/12(Fri)21:56 No.19072503
    >>19072458
    Problem?

    >>19072474
    That seems like a slight overreaction.

    >>19072475
    Papa-N said he should be back up this weekend.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:56 No.19072506
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    >>19072411
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:57 No.19072508
    >>19072503
    >this weekend
    >Friday: SWQ
    >Sat&Sun: katawa Yandere: Rin's route
    >now Z&WQ

    This is a good weekend
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:57 No.19072511
    >>19072485
    Might be too late for that. If she figures out, we'll just have to come clean.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:57 No.19072512
    >>19072475
    He's been busy, work and exams. His twitter says he's shooting for this saturday.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)21:57 No.19072513
    >>19072500
    Gotta have some ears if you want to chill with the missiles.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)21:59 No.19072525
    >>19072513
    Gotta have some balls to chill with the groundpounders.
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/11/12(Fri)21:59 No.19072527
    >>19072513

    Not gonna argue with you there. Carry on.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 05/11/12(Fri)22:01 No.19072536
    >>19072525
    Gotta have someone elses cash to chill with the bankers
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/11/12(Fri)22:01 No.19072539
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    >>19072511
    sounds gay
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/11/12(Fri)22:01 No.19072544
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    After a few brief queries, you discover that Minna just returned from her own ground-support sortie, and rushed away to her office shortly after landing. You scale the stairs two at a time, eager to finally have a chance to... converse with Minna after the aborted event this morning.

    It seems a little strange to switch from combat sorties against an alien invasion of England, not even twenty miles distant, to... recreational activities so quickly. But you're both young, there's a war on, and - well, if you didn't have as much fun as possible, when and where you could, you'd have gone insane by now. Such is war.

    You slow as you approach the administrative part of the Castle, and almost come to a dead halt as you spot Minna's office door. You were hell-bent on being as smooth and casual as possible, but this close to the reunion, you find your heart thumping and your legs wobbly, like you're the victim - er, main character of some shitty romance novel written by an idiot. You snort at your trepidation and boldly stomp ahead, blustering through your apprehension.

    You come to the wood-paneled door with Minna's neat little brass name-plaque hung on it, and pause.

    Sounds of a struggle are coming from within!

    >Knock politely. She's probably using Rocks and Shoals on some poor fucker.
    >DANGER DANGER DYNAMIC ENTRY
    >other?
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 05/11/12(Fri)22:02 No.19072551
    >>19072544
    >Knock politely. She's probably using Rocks and Shoals on some poor fucker.
    We are being responsible. Or something.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/11/12(Fri)22:02 No.19072553
    >Other
    Reconnoiter!
    Find out what is up!
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)22:02 No.19072559
    >>19072544
    >DYNAMIC ENTRY
    The only option.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:02 No.19072560
    >>19072544
    >Knock politely. She's probably using Rocks and Shoals on some poor fucker.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:02 No.19072561
    >>19072544
    Knock politely. She's no princess in need of rescue. She's probably grinding some poor guy's balls.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:03 No.19072563
    >>19072544
    we fucking knock so hard we make a hole in the bloody door!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:03 No.19072564
    >>19072544
    >Knock politely. She's probably using Rocks and Shoals on some poor fucker.

    Last thing we want is to get caught in the crossfire
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:03 No.19072565
    >>19072544
    DYNAMIC ENTRY!

    If there's nothing wrong, well, that's just us being a PILOT.
    >> Major Airlift 05/11/12(Fri)22:03 No.19072566
    >>19072544
    > just open the door
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:03 No.19072568
    >>19072544
    >Knock politely. She's probably using Rocks and Shoals on some poor fucker.

    Always do the opposite of what's expected.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:03 No.19072569
    >>19072544
    >other
    Look through keyhole, see what's going on first.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:03 No.19072571
    Just stroll in naturally
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/11/12(Fri)22:03 No.19072574
    FORWARD THE LIGHT BRIGADE!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:03 No.19072579
    >>19072544
    >Knock politely. She's probably using Rocks and Shoals on some poor fucker.

    Probably chewing Caldwell out for using his plane as a battering ram.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:04 No.19072584
    Just open the god damn fucking door.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:04 No.19072590
    [x]knock politely.

    I'm tired of making "lolthisisfunny" choices whenever we see Minna.

    Rationality please.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/11/12(Fri)22:04 No.19072591
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    >>19072544
    BLITZKRIEG! CATCH JERRY WITH HER PANTS DOWN

    DO IT FOR THE SUPERIOR WAIFU
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:05 No.19072594
    >Knock politely. She's probably using Rocks and Shoals on some poor fucker.

    Be sure to think

    >"Da fuq?"
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:05 No.19072595
    >>19072544
    Just open fucking the door.

    No fucks given.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:05 No.19072596
    >>19072591
    That's not Cupcakeski.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:05 No.19072599
    >>19072544
    DYNAMIC ENTRY
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/11/12(Fri)22:05 No.19072600
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    >other?

    THIS IS A SNEAKING MISSION

    THE USE OF STEALTH IS REQUIRED
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:05 No.19072602
    Kick down the door .380 in hand. It could be another Martian ninja attack!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:05 No.19072603
    >>19072544
    >Knock politely. She's probably using Rocks and Shoals on some poor fucker.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:05 No.19072604
    >>19072544
    Knock politely.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:06 No.19072612
    >>19072544
    DYNAMIC ENTRY

    Also, the multitude of NTR shit that I've been enjoying so far have lead me to my own natural conclusion that she is doing something fairly... naughty.

    BUST DOWN THE DOOR WITH RAGE AND HATRED
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:06 No.19072613
    >>19072544
    >Knock politely. She's probably using Rocks and Shoals on some poor fucker.
    It's the last thing she would expect from us!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:06 No.19072614
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    >>19072544

    She's getting laid, and not by us!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:06 No.19072615
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    >>19072544
    >sounds of a struggle

    Uh-huh.
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/11/12(Fri)22:07 No.19072621
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    >>19072600

    Say what now?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:07 No.19072623
    >>19072544
    >Sounds of a struggle
    NOPE. NO TIME TO BE POLITE.

    Either we're saving the day or we're saving some poor schmuck from certain death.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:08 No.19072637
    >>19072544
    >Knock politely. She's probably using Rocks and Shoals on some poor fucker.
    >inb4 Kurt is somehow back
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:09 No.19072640
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    >>19072621
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:09 No.19072656
    Considering the pic was her in a dress, I'm guessing that she didn't expect visitors and is desperately trying to get out of it so that she's not caught being womanly.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:10 No.19072659
    What is Rocks and Shoals?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/11/12(Fri)22:11 No.19072669
    >>19072659
    Beaches and Shores.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:11 No.19072673
    >>19072659
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocks_and_Shoals
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:11 No.19072674
    >>19072659
    Beaches and Shores.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:11 No.19072677
    What's all this about knocking politely? We've already done the polite and professional troll, so pulling it here is old hat.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 05/11/12(Fri)22:11 No.19072679
    >>19072659
    Razors and Sharpies
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:11 No.19072680
    >>19072659
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocks_and_Shoals
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:11 No.19072686
    >>19072544
    DYNAMIC ENTRY
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:12 No.19072691
    >>19072677
    Not everything is about trolling
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:13 No.19072695
    BREACH AND CLEAR!
    BREACH AND CLEAR!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:13 No.19072702
    Knock loudly and ask What the fuck is going on.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 05/11/12(Fri)22:13 No.19072703
    >>19072695
    On Zulu.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:13 No.19072705
    >>19072691
    Oh, so now we're going to SUDDENLY be polite and professional... why, again?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/11/12(Fri)22:14 No.19072707
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    The primitive lump of nervous tissue that vainly attempts to regulate your emotions fails yet again, and you are seized in the grip of terrible indecision as the sounds of a fight rivet you to the spot. Your overwhelming desire to impress Minna glue you down, screaming at you to knock politely and stand at attention while you wait. The more direct, practical side screams at you to kick down the door and riddle Minna's attacker with the hot kiss of lead, like you've done a few times already.

    What if it's another Martian Killbot, come to murder your love almost immediately after you realize what you've got? What if she's disciplining an unruly Witch, and your bumbling will just destroy the delicate balance of respect and authority that let her run the unit? What if, what if? You reach for your pistol as you raise your hand to knock, getting your wires crossed in your confusion.

    And, perhaps because you're confused as hell, you do the one thing you'd never think of normally.

    You just open the fucking door.

    Minna's lying on her desk, long red hair tumbling to the floor, head dangling off the desk, eyes half closed. She murmurs softly - and then her eyes snap wide open, staring at you.

    From atop her, Waltrud Krupinski looks up from her breasts.

    "... oh."

    >AGGRESS
    >RECRIMINATE
    >N'OO'P GAMBIT
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/11/12(Fri)22:14 No.19072713
    >>19072707
    AGGRESS
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:14 No.19072714
    >>19072569
    inb4 she is fighting with cupcakeski
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:14 No.19072715
    >>19072707
    FUCKING CUPCAKE
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:15 No.19072716
    >>19072707
    "So we're even..."
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 05/11/12(Fri)22:15 No.19072717
    >>19072707
    Welp.
    We've been outclassed
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:15 No.19072719
    >>19072707
    Oh hell the fuck no.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:15 No.19072720
    >>19072707
    TAKE PICTURE
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:15 No.19072725
    >>19072707
    ARE YOU SHITTING ME?

    CUPCAKE GOT TO MINNA FIRST?

    WE'RE FUCKING LOSERS. IT'S OVER GOD DAMN.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:15 No.19072726
    >>19072707
    I'm...

    okay with this.


    [X]AGGRESS

    "Room for one more?"
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/11/12(Fri)22:15 No.19072727
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    STARTING THE PARTY WITHOUT ME?

    INCONCEIVABLE
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:15 No.19072730
    >>19072707
    "Is it to late to join in ladies?"
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:15 No.19072731
    >>19072707
    Whatever.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:15 No.19072733
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    >>19072707
    >putting the moves on Minna

    Ha Ha! Time for Colt M1911.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/11/12(Fri)22:15 No.19072734
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    >>19072707
    Mfw
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:16 No.19072736
    >>19072707
    Three-way
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:16 No.19072737
    AGGRESS ON CUPCAKESKI LIKE NEVER BEFORE!
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/11/12(Fri)22:16 No.19072739
    Also, we have been defeated. I must admit it. We have been out-swagged.

    Concede defeat and propose sloppy seconds.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:16 No.19072742
    >>19072707
    "Sorry to interrupt"

    then close the door and walk away.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:16 No.19072743
    >>19072707
    >N'OO'P GAMBIT
    Its the only safe option!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:16 No.19072744
    >N'OO'P GAMBIT
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:16 No.19072746
    >>19072707
    >"Cupcakeski, Please remove your hands from Minna."
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:16 No.19072748
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    >>19072707
    ROUND TWO CUPCAKE!
    Its on.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:16 No.19072751
    >>19072707
    >Aggress
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:16 No.19072753
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    >>19072707
    SHE BEAT US

    GOD DAMMIT

    THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE

    DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING, WE MUST RECLAIM STATUS
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:16 No.19072754
    >>19072707
    [x] AGRESS
    "Room for one more?"
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 05/11/12(Fri)22:16 No.19072755
    >>19072707
    >N'OO'P GAMBIT
    Channel the spirit of our martian brother in arms!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:16 No.19072757
    >>19072707
    >>AGGRESS
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/11/12(Fri)22:17 No.19072763
    Look as deeply, sincerely hurt as possible, turn around and walk away. GUILT-TRIP FTW.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:17 No.19072765
    PISTOL WHIP CUPCAKESKI!
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)22:17 No.19072766
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    >>19072707
    JUST WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
    IS CUPCAKENSKI TRYING TO MAKE A MOVE?
    >AGGRESS
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:17 No.19072767
    >>19072707
    Ok. So three-way, right?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:17 No.19072768
    >>19072707
    AGRESS
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:18 No.19072769
    >>19072707
    >N'OO'P GAMBIT
    The only choice that lets us retain dignity.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:18 No.19072770
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    >>19072707
    It was all a trick! She made us think the only way to one-up her was in kill count...

    Nononononononononononono!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:18 No.19072774
    >>19072707
    "This isn't where i left the wid-"
    "...You know what im not going to finish that"
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:18 No.19072775
    Noop gambit is just closing the door and leaving. What the hell kind of choice is that?

    [x]Aggress

    We'll insert ourselves into this situation and come out on top with some strenuous interpersonal skills.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:18 No.19072777
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    >>19072707
    Planefag's turn to write the fap material then?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:18 No.19072779
    >>19072707
    THE LINE, CUPCAKESKI.

    YOU HAVE JUST CROSSED IT.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:18 No.19072780
    >>19072707
    "I thought I left you in the Kitchen."
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:18 No.19072782
    >>19072707
    Recriminate.
    I'm hoping that you're using the dictionary definition, which is counter-attack, and means we say "So, room for one more?"
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:19 No.19072785
    >>19072707
    >N'OO'P GAMBIT

    Anyother option is likely to result in pissed off minna.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/11/12(Fri)22:19 No.19072787
    You know, we also fucked her. Can we really be mad?

    Also. Minna. Honey. Lock the door.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 05/11/12(Fri)22:19 No.19072791
    >>19072707

    Huh. Well, that was unexpected.

    Which option leads to us engaging in round two of the pilot off with Cupkake over there? I vote for that one.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:19 No.19072792
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    >>19072707
    React like a school girl whose friend is kissing her crush and run off into the hall.
    If she follows us she really cares.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:19 No.19072794
    >>19072707
    N'OO'P GAMBIT
    "I'm not drunk enough to deal with this."
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:20 No.19072797
    >>19072787
    Are you an idiot or just pretending? It's not that Minna's fucking someone else.

    It's that Cupcake got to Minna first.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:20 No.19072801
    >>19072707
    >N'OO'P GAMBIT
    Acquire alcohol and Trude!
    This is our chance!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:20 No.19072804
    WRECK KRUPINSKI"S SHIT
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/11/12(Fri)22:21 No.19072808
    >>19072797
    Not necessarily.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)22:21 No.19072809
    Wait wait wait. I have the solution.
    THREESOME.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:21 No.19072811
    >>19072804
    >Krupinski
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:21 No.19072813
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    >>19072779
    She fucking went around it like the Maginot line, damn Krauts
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:21 No.19072814
    >>19072707
    >AGGRESS

    CHARGE!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:21 No.19072815
    >>19072707
    >[x] AGGRESS

    We shall NOT be outdone. GET IN THERE, PILOT.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:21 No.19072821
    >>19072707
    >N'OO'P GAMBIT
    NO FUCKS GIVEN, IF WE LOSE IT HERE, CUPCAKESKI WINS.
    UNFLAPPABLE EVEN IN THE FACE OF BETRAYAL.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/11/12(Fri)22:22 No.19072822
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    >mc's face when
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:22 No.19072823
    >>19072707
    She tried to sex up our sister. She tried to sex up one of our Imoutos. And *NOW* she's sexing up our redhead?

    Bitch has this one coming.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:22 No.19072829
    >Romance Minna
    >Fuck cupcakes

    >They are now lesbians


    Only Solution: "God dammit, not again!"
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:23 No.19072833
    >>19072707
    >N'OO'P GAMBIT
    If only for the hilarious mental image.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)22:23 No.19072835
    >>19072707
    Step in, close & lock the door. Light up a cigarette. Finally, say: "What? Don't mind me."
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/11/12(Fri)22:23 No.19072852
    >>19072787

    Actually, let's stop to consider how bad Minna is going to feel about this in retrospect. At first, she felt like she was cheating on Kurt's memory with us. Now, she's cheating on us. Remember how broken up she got last time?

    Just walk away. She will come to us, you watch. And if she does, she isn't likely to leave again.
    >> Major Airlift 05/11/12(Fri)22:24 No.19072854
    >>19072829
    This is just piling more evidence onto my theory a few threads back.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:24 No.19072856
    >AGGRESS
    and
    >RECRIMINATE

    At the same time. Walk over to her and show her how a real operator operates.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/11/12(Fri)22:24 No.19072860
    >>19072852
    Might have a point there, actually. Let's do this.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:24 No.19072861
    >>19072852
    >implying
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:24 No.19072863
    >>19072821
    The N'OO'P option is us betafagging out. If we back out, WE LOSE. Cupcakeski will have proven herself superior.

    No quarter should be given.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:24 No.19072864
    Cupcakeski gun die
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:24 No.19072865
    >>19072707
    >N'OO'P GAMBIT
    >>19072852
    You have the right of it.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:25 No.19072868
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    >>19072707

    >AGGRESS

    FUUUUUUU
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/11/12(Fri)22:25 No.19072869
    >>19072792

    Which would make Minna feel like an utter shit, if you never told her that you banged Cupcakski first...
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:25 No.19072870
    No emotion, just leave.

    Go to widow.

    Retrieve whiskey
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:25 No.19072872
    >>19072852
    >>19072860
    >>19072865
    Minnafag damage control
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:25 No.19072873
    >>19072707
    >N'OO'P GAMBIT
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:25 No.19072880
    Actually, fuck it. Take cupcakeski. Recriminate through that.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:25 No.19072883
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    so mc's curse has struck again....poor man is going be a drunk now
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)22:25 No.19072884
    >>19072852
    Switching to N'oo'p then.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:25 No.19072886
    Clearly we need to take Cupcakeski for ourselves if we wish to protect anyone else from her wiles.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:26 No.19072888
    >>19072872
    Damage Controllers gonna damage control.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:26 No.19072891
    >>19072852
    Going for this.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:26 No.19072895
    I support walking away. back to our one, true love.

    The black widow
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:27 No.19072901
    >>19072869
    We both deserve to feel like shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:27 No.19072903
    >>19072852
    Welp, changing my vote to this. Time for some emotional warfare.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:27 No.19072905
    >>19072869
    So, if we take both of them on now, then the whole kitchen-Cupcakeski problem goes away?

    Sticking with the option that has us getting a threesome.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 05/11/12(Fri)22:27 No.19072906
    Here's another point.
    What if cupcake has already told minna about earlier in the kitchen?

    If we get all territorial and angry, how is minna going to react seeing as we did exactly the same thing earlier?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/11/12(Fri)22:27 No.19072909
    All right. Fine. Here's what I propose then. Walk away. Leave. Then, go find her and explain that you don't hold it against her as long as neither of you cheats again, have makeup sex, and forget it ever happened.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:27 No.19072910
    >>19072903
    >>19072891
    Defense Force detected.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:28 No.19072913
    >>19072707
    Wait. Didn't Robin say this happened to us before? Like this exact thing? Like our fiancee cheated on us with another woman?
    "Why does this keep happening? What about me is causing this?"
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/11/12(Fri)22:28 No.19072916
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    >walking away

    HOW ABOUT NO
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:28 No.19072919
    >>19072895
    Then we get are ass to Mars and Win the war.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:28 No.19072921
    >>19072905
    Or gets us thrown out on our asses.
    Nothing guarantees threesome.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:28 No.19072924
    >>19072901
    Nah we can probably just laugh about it, tie up Cupcakes, and laugh some more.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:28 No.19072926
    >>19072869
    Yeah, about that. It seems like every time I miss a thread for work, /tg/ fucks something up.

    Banging Cupcakeski literally THE MORNING AFTER Minna seems to start getting her shit straight? Yeah, no, guys. That was not the ideal course of action.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:28 No.19072927
    >GET MAD
    >NO, GET EVEN
    YOU GUYS
    ARE STUPID
    [x] GET HORNY
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:28 No.19072930
    agress if we leave then cupcake will win
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:28 No.19072932
    Take Cupcakeski. Clearly she is the better witch.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:29 No.19072933
    >>19072869
    I fully advocate telling her about the kitchen if she chases after MC, at this point it's really not going to hurt anything.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:29 No.19072934
    >>19072707

    Okay, we can't recriminate, we have no ground to stand on, also a dick move. We can't really agress either, dick move.

    >Polite no'op?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:29 No.19072936
    >>19072913
    Actually, yes, I do recall that now.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:29 No.19072937
    >>19072913
    DId she?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:29 No.19072938
    >>19072913
    Krupinski is an established pansexual nymphomanic. This is not new territory for her.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:29 No.19072943
    >>19072913
    see
    >>19072883
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:29 No.19072945
    Hey guys let's just walk away and bang Mio or something.
    >> Major Airlift 05/11/12(Fri)22:30 No.19072947
    Need to imply Cupcake couldn't handle MC and settled for Mild Minna.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:30 No.19072948
    >>19072707
    >"Had to settle for Minna, eh, Cupcake?"
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:30 No.19072957
    >>19072945
    How about No.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:30 No.19072959
    >>19072948
    and then they rape us
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:30 No.19072963
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    >noo'p bullshit.
    Fuck your shit.

    BOUNCE. CUPCAKE.
    LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 05/11/12(Fri)22:31 No.19072965
    Perhaps this is what was meant by Trudefags resurgent.
    This was there chance.
    They seem to have all left however and missed it.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:31 No.19072966
    >>19072926
    I don't think anybody really expected Planefag to take it that far.
    But it WAS completely in character.
    By the way, getting all A BLOO BLOO BLOO right now is totally not.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:31 No.19072967
    >>19072959
    Perfect.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/11/12(Fri)22:31 No.19072968
    >>19072945
    Hey hey, that's Sean's job. Let's leave her be. Never loot women from bros.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:31 No.19072970
    >Voting for
    "Soooo... Now we're even"
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:31 No.19072973
    >>19072959
    Sounds good to me.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:31 No.19072975
    >>19072947
    That might backfire as it'd imply Minna isn't any good. And knowing Cupcakeski, she'd counter with a similar stinger against us (implying Minna was better than we were)
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:32 No.19072977
    >>19072945
    Or Erica or Lynnette or Miles or Shirley or Trude or Wittgenstein or all of the above.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:32 No.19072979
    >>19072959
    You say it like that's a bad thing.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:32 No.19072984
    >Plan C
    MC needs to imply cupcake couldn't handle MC and settled for Mild Minna.

    Credit to Major Airlift on the IRC
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:32 No.19072985
    >Stare at Minna's breasts
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:32 No.19072987
    >>19072965
    nope. still here
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:32 No.19072988
    The "bang cupcake" option was a serious case of Big Red Button syndrome.

    You can't expect 4chan to NOT do it.

    You get the same effect whenever you capitalize a choice. People will choose it expecting it to be awesome.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:32 No.19072989
    >>19072965
    Nah, that was just baiting the Trudefags. It's Minna or nothing at this point.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:33 No.19072991
    >>19072965
    I gave up on that once Chris told us that Trude wanted us to bone Minna.

    Sucks for Chris probably.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:33 No.19072997
    >>19072991
    Clearly we're meant to choose Chris.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:33 No.19073002
    >>19072707
    "So, Cupcakeski, is that just how you say hello or something?"
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:34 No.19073005
    >>19072965
    perhaps if we got it on with them, trude would join in?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:34 No.19073014
    >>19072852
    >We walk away
    >She feels terrible
    "It's okay Minna... she.... she got me too..."
    >> Kablam !vokATspzA. 05/11/12(Fri)22:34 No.19073015
    This has taken a disgusting turn.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/11/12(Fri)22:36 No.19073022
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    >>19073015
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:36 No.19073024
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    >tears
    >rage
    >omgwtfbbq

    Mentlegen. Planefag is coobie.
    >> Kablam !vokATspzA. 05/11/12(Fri)22:36 No.19073025
    >>19073022
    Nope. Minna is a slut.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:36 No.19073027
    >>19072997
    Nah Trude already did.

    Think that leaves Erica open.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:36 No.19073028
    >>19072707
    N'OO'P
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:36 No.19073029
    KOTERS!

    WE HAVE ANOTHER FAPFIC FOR YOU!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:36 No.19073030
    >>19072707
    Alright, let's try the N'OO'P GAMBIT.
    It worked for N'oo'p, maybe it'll work for us.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/11/12(Fri)22:37 No.19073034
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html
    Archive is up. Vote.
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/11/12(Fri)22:37 No.19073035
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    >>19073015

    And you're surprised by this...why?

    Pic motherfucking related
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:37 No.19073037
    >>19073025
    >We fuck Cupcakes
    >High fives all around
    >Minna fucks Cupcakes
    >slut
    >> Kablam !vokATspzA. 05/11/12(Fri)22:37 No.19073040
    >>19073034
    You can't tell me what to do.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 05/11/12(Fri)22:37 No.19073041
    >>19073030

    It worked for N'oo'p because he was charging away from danger. We are pilot, we should charge INTO danger.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:37 No.19073042
    >>19073037
    Not surprised.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:38 No.19073045
    I'm not surprised as with all the self-cockblocking (Screw Minna we're going super duper awesome trolling adventures) we've been doing, it as bound to bite us in the ass sooner or later.

    Never send a neckbeard to do a man's job.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:38 No.19073046
    >>19073024
    That's not a goddamn cat. That's an Incubator.
    >> Kablam !vokATspzA. 05/11/12(Fri)22:38 No.19073049
    >>19073037
    A guy is a key, a girl is a lock.

    If a guy opens a lot of locks, he's a master key.

    If a girl gets opened by a lot of keys, she's a shitty lock.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:38 No.19073053
    >>19073040
    Don't eat a bowl of cocks
    >> Kablam !vokATspzA. 05/11/12(Fri)22:39 No.19073058
    >>19073053
    Fuck you, I'll much on what I want.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:39 No.19073060
    >>19073049
    gb2 /a/
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:39 No.19073061
    >>19073049
    Or there's just alot of good keys
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)22:39 No.19073066
    >>19073025
    No, Cupcakinski's the slut.
    Dude, she fucked US. AND WE JUST MET HER.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/11/12(Fri)22:39 No.19073067
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    >>19073049
    reported for misogyny
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:39 No.19073069
    >>19073049
    But Krupinski is also a girl
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:39 No.19073074
    >>19072707
    "Why, Cupcakeski? Why do you have a compulsive urge to lay everything you run into?"
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:40 No.19073076
    >>19073037

    Oh quiet. She got laid (and reaaaaally needed it), I'm happy for her.

    In character, I think MC'd be... confused? Irritated? Aroused? Basically status quo for us around Minna.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/11/12(Fri)22:40 No.19073077
    Be back in, like, ten minutes. I'll take the final vote then.
    >> Kablam !vokATspzA. 05/11/12(Fri)22:40 No.19073079
    >>19073061
    Why have a lock if everyone's got the key?
    >> Major Airlift 05/11/12(Fri)22:40 No.19073081
    >>19073069
    But Cupcake's lock opens other lock. The whole metaphor just falls apart.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:40 No.19073085
    >>19073049
    You are why we can't have nice things.
    >> Kablam !vokATspzA. 05/11/12(Fri)22:40 No.19073086
    >>19073069
    >>19073066
    Cupcake is us.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:40 No.19073087
    "Whelp I know when I'm not wanted."
    We should go see Sanya. She'll make us feel better.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)22:41 No.19073092
    >>19073049
    Moral of the story: Don't let Kablam around the hardware store. He'll try to stick his dick in the padlocks.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:41 No.19073093
    >>19073077
    >Everybody, you have 10 minutes to samefag as hard as possible. I believe in you.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:41 No.19073096
    >>19073049
    Spoken like someone who really doesn't get women.

    Or locks.
    >> Kablam !vokATspzA. 05/11/12(Fri)22:41 No.19073099
    >>19073092
    Fuck you, I'll stick my dick in what I want.
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/11/12(Fri)22:41 No.19073102
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    >>19073077
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/11/12(Fri)22:41 No.19073103
    >>19073034
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=strike+witches
    Easier if you link the tagged strikewitches threads
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:41 No.19073106
    >>19073079
    Then why have keys, faggot we are talking in circles. Get your ass out of here.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 05/11/12(Fri)22:42 No.19073110
    >>19073093

    But there are so many tripfriends here. How will we possibly sway the vote one way or another?
    >> Kablam !vokATspzA. 05/11/12(Fri)22:42 No.19073111
    >>19073096
    I don't need women to stroke my dick.

    >>19073106
    The fuck are you trying to say?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:42 No.19073112
    >>19073066
    >Cupcakinski's the slut

    Yes, and?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:43 No.19073118
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    Some music while we wait
    (Snake Eater)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kOf4hAdVp8
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:43 No.19073119
    Voting for have sex with both of them, whichever one of these dumb options that is.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:43 No.19073121
    >>19073111
    Simple, Get out of this thread.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:43 No.19073122
    >>19073111
    You have another guy in the shower room to do it for you.
    >> Kablam !vokATspzA. 05/11/12(Fri)22:44 No.19073128
    >>19073121
    Fuck you, you can't tell me what to do.

    >>19073122
    I don't need men to stroke my dick.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:44 No.19073133
    >>19073118
    >MC runs off with the boss and joins her unit
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:44 No.19073134
    >>19073112
    Cupcakinski's a slut, Minna's a slut, we're a slut.

    Fuck it, lets find Tesla and swear off sex.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:44 No.19073135
    Clearly we need to find Trude and cry into her arms
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:45 No.19073140
    >>19073128
    A cat is fine too
    >> Kablam !vokATspzA. 05/11/12(Fri)22:45 No.19073144
    >>19073135
    Clearly we need to fuck Cupcake, as masturbation is the only option left.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:45 No.19073147
    >>19073134
    Why?

    Why not just like, keep having sex?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:45 No.19073148
    >>19073135
    get out trudefag
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)22:45 No.19073152
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    >>19073134
    Ignore sex and acquire mad scientist abilities?
    Right now, this idea is looking better and better.
    >> Kablam !vokATspzA. 05/11/12(Fri)22:45 No.19073153
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    >>19073140
    Fuck you, I don't need a succubus to stroke my dick.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:45 No.19073155
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    >>19073133
    all my want
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:46 No.19073159
    Hey Magos, good news!

    You are now only the second worst tripfag!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:46 No.19073163
    >>19073147
    Oh right, we're a slut. Off to have sex with random whores then.
    >> Kablam !vokATspzA. 05/11/12(Fri)22:46 No.19073164
    >>19073159
    Fuck you, I'm the second worst tripfag.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:47 No.19073171
    STOP FEEDING THE TROLLS PEOPLE

    JUST HIDE HIM AND MOVE ONE
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/11/12(Fri)22:47 No.19073172
    >>19073159
    >>19073164
    Trying to usurp my title?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:47 No.19073174
    >>19073153
    When all else fails there is always lubricating tears
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:47 No.19073175
    >probable threesome with Minna and Cupcakes
    >new tripfag on the filter
    Today is a productive day.
    >> Kablam !vokATspzA. 05/11/12(Fri)22:47 No.19073176
    >>19073171
    Fuck you, I'll hide who I want.

    >>19073172
    I'll usurp what I want.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:47 No.19073177
    >>19073147
    That was why I voted for "aggress"

    Cupcakeski nailed us, she nailed Minna. Both of us got suckered in, so why make more bad feels by getting all accusatory? That shit can be worked out later.
    >> Kablam !vokATspzA. 05/11/12(Fri)22:49 No.19073189
    >>19073177
    No, you don't understand. What we did was _lose_ to Cupcake. We lost to her.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:49 No.19073190
    >>19073177
    Well I vote for that then if that is what that is.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:49 No.19073191
    >>19073189
    not yet
    >> Kablam !vokATspzA. 05/11/12(Fri)22:50 No.19073199
    >>19073191
    Not yet? Bitch tapped Minna before we did.

    Bitch also tapped us.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:50 No.19073200
    >>19073077
    Agress, lets do this proper. We may have lost this battle, but not the war. We can still pull this off.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:50 No.19073202
    >>19073189
    Not really. We've made it about as far with Minna as she has at this point, and we've got the sharkplane and all the crazy flying shit we did in the last two threads over her.
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/11/12(Fri)22:51 No.19073206
    >>19073189

    We only lose to her if we fuck this up. We leave calmly, and talk to Minna in private later.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 05/11/12(Fri)22:51 No.19073208
    >>19073199

    >Bitch also tapped us.

    No, no. That was a draw. I believe the proper phrasing is that "MC and Cupcake tapped each other".
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:51 No.19073209
    Option A. We go all "mine" while we try to outdo Coneski. This either gets us punished, attacked or punished for other reasons.

    Option B. We go all "wryyyyyyy" while noop'ing, filling the whole tower with emotions. We find Sanya, probably make Minna tell her she's not lewd (because of the dirt we have on her).
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:51 No.19073210
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    >>19073189

    You are baby! we must push kart and beat this cupcakeske!
    >> Kablam !vokATspzA. 05/11/12(Fri)22:51 No.19073212
    >>19073206
    Like a beta faggot? Boohoo, you hurt my feelings when Cupcake tapped you like she tapped us.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:51 No.19073213
    >>19073199
    >bitch tapped us
    i get the feeling that ended in a draw...at best. now comes the final challenge
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:51 No.19073217
    >>19073199

    No, they appear to still be getting their mack on. We can probably turn this around.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:51 No.19073218
    Fuck this shit, let's not be passive-aggressive dickwads. Cupcakes is GOOD at this shit, she got us too, remember? I say we let Minna explain, go "yep, she got us too" so that she doesn't feel guilty as fuck, and see what happens.
    >> Lust 05/11/12(Fri)22:52 No.19073222
    Hello again my fellow quest goers. I promised my return, and it has come.
    We see her. The woman we trusted, repeating the same betrayal as before.
    What could we possibly do? We keep trusting these women and we keep getting our hearts stepped on.
    Older women play their games with us, We don't have to let them.

    The path has become clear. The only people who could actually love us in this god forsaken country, in this god forsaken war are our sisters.
    That feisty Robin, cute little Miyafuji, sweet Sanya, and that well developed and artistic Lynette.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)22:52 No.19073223
    >>19073199
    That was a tie. Minna is yet to be decided.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:52 No.19073224
    >>19073206
    Ha ha no
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:52 No.19073226
    >>19073189
    No, we lose if we let it get to us.

    For now, I say we not let on that it got to us at all, and DESTROY Cupcakeski later, on our terms.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:52 No.19073232
    >>19073209
    Or we just like, sex them both and it works out alright because why not?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:52 No.19073233
    >>19073218
    this....actually could work
    >> Kablam !vokATspzA. 05/11/12(Fri)22:53 No.19073236
    >>19073226
    >It's not like I actually wanted Minna or anything, b-baka!

    This is what you're suggesting we do.
    >> Major Airlift 05/11/12(Fri)22:53 No.19073237
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    Minnafags gonna minnafag.

    Let's just grab Cupcake and go fly planes while having sex at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:53 No.19073241
    >>19073222
    ... Continue...
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:53 No.19073243
    >>19073222
    Lynette for 1000.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 05/11/12(Fri)22:53 No.19073246
    >>19073226

    Destroy her with our penis.

    Wait, what?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)22:53 No.19073251
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    >>19073222
    The little sisters are sacred. No one touches them. NO. ONE.
    >> Kablam !vokATspzA. 05/11/12(Fri)22:53 No.19073252
    >>19073218
    >Giving up

    You're no pilot.

    >>19073237
    This faggot knows what's up.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:53 No.19073253
    >>19073222
    There's always the love that dare not speak its name.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:53 No.19073254
    >>19073222
    Fuck that let's go make out with Ian.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)22:54 No.19073265
    >>19073251
    Except us.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:54 No.19073267
    >>19073254
    Gay is the way.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:54 No.19073269
    Guys, guys, guys

    why don't we let Minna explain what's going on before we go and do something retarded, yeah?
    >> Kaboom !GytrL0G5PQ 05/11/12(Fri)22:55 No.19073272
    >>19073254
    >>19073267
    Fags

    >>19073269
    Does this really need an explanation?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:55 No.19073273
    >>19073236
    "i must hump the tsun pilot!"
    "no mc, you are the tsun pilot"
    then MC got blindingly drunk
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:55 No.19073276
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    >>19073222
    >suggesting such things with the little sisters
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:56 No.19073284
    >>19073269
    >why don't we let Minna explain what's going on before we go and do something retarded

    Cause that's what us Murrica's do!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:56 No.19073285
    >>19073269
    Impulse control is not our strong point.
    >> Major Airlift 05/11/12(Fri)22:56 No.19073289
    >>19073269
    Do we really need an explanation. It's pretty obvious what is going on here.
    Cupcake is giving Minna a breast exam. Breast cancer, man. It's serious business.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:56 No.19073291
    "Is there room for one more, or is this room full?"
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:57 No.19073296
    >>19073232

    Fucking them both won't work in the long run, Minna will feel guilty as fuck and it'll probably tarnish her image of us. This smells like Cupcake either got the drop on her, or it's CRAZY KRAUT STRESS.
    >> Kaboom !GytrL0G5PQ 05/11/12(Fri)22:57 No.19073297
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    >>19073289
    But Cupcake isn't a licensed medical professional.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:57 No.19073299
    >>19073291
    we could always pull a page from that incest fapfic and just go

    "...laaaadies"
    >> Kotters !frHeeRur5g 05/11/12(Fri)22:58 No.19073306
    >>19073299
    I vote for this.

    And then we grab the cupcakes and run.
    >> Lust 05/11/12(Fri)22:58 No.19073307
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    >>19073241
    >>19073251
    >>19073243
    The little sister harem path is our only hope for salvation.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:58 No.19073308
    >>19073236
    No, it's not, you annoying little fuck. I'm not sure what orifice you're pulling that out of, but I'd really wish you'd shut up.

    What I'm suggesting is we roll with it for now with the understanding that MC and Minna have both fallen into Cupcakeski's trap, then play the long game to completely RUIN the bitch later.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:58 No.19073310
    >In this thread
    >Trolls trolling trolls
    >People who think a threesome is an actual possibility
    >Ironic feelings of RAGE and betrayal
    >DAMAGE CONTROL
    >> Kaboom !GytrL0G5PQ 05/11/12(Fri)22:58 No.19073311
    >>19073307
    You're disgusting
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)22:58 No.19073312
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    >>19073265
    Even us.
    Especially us.
    We are not Wilma dammit!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:58 No.19073313
    >>19073299
    Yes! That's the way.
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/11/12(Fri)22:58 No.19073314
    >>19073296

    YOU!

    I like you. You make sense.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)22:59 No.19073320
    >>19073299
    Why stop at one? We should pull all the pages. They're good pages. Let's go find Robin.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:00 No.19073323
    >>19073232
    That's Option A. I didn't say we drive off Cupcakeski, since we need her there to outdo her.

    Two on one tactics, remmeber ?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)23:00 No.19073325
    >>19073307
    Wait, wait, harem? Fuck that.

    >>19073312
    Oh you're so silly, Magos.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:00 No.19073326
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    >>19073307
    N-No! We musn't!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:00 No.19073327
    >>19073307
    Nope, little sisters aren't to be touched in that manner, now fiesty busty redhead speedfreaks... that's another story.

    But we should calm down before doing something we'd all regret (and planefag'd laugh at)
    >> fuck trying to make sense of these 'votes' we do it ALL planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/11/12(Fri)23:00 No.19073330
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    You lock eyes on Waltrud.

    THE FOE.

    "Couldn't let it go, could you?" you growl at Waltrud. "Couldn't be satisfied with a tie. Not with a filthy Yank, could you? Nooo, you had to be a sour kraut, didn't you?"

    "I- it wasn't like that!" Waltrud tries to stammer, but you shake your head negative with graven refusal. You jab two fingers at your eyes, then thrust one towards her.

    "This isn't over, cupcake. This. Isn't. Over."

    Waltrud's face hardens with the iron determination of the fighter pilot born, but your eyes have already drifted down to Minna's wide, staring orbs. You glare at her with all the steel of your hardened heart, spin smartly on your heel, and SLAM the fucking door. You thunder madly down the hallway, boots slamming every floorboard that gets in your way, as the cold, insane fury burns bright in your breast at the underhanded, behind-the-back treachery of somebody you thought you KNEW. Somebody you thought you UNDERSTOOD.

    Cheating, lying, backstabbing slimy bitch.

    She will pay. She. Will. PAY.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:01 No.19073337
    >>19073330
    OMNICHOICE
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 05/11/12(Fri)23:01 No.19073341
    >>19073330

    And nobody ended up with what they wanted.
    >> Lust 05/11/12(Fri)23:01 No.19073342
    >>19073311
    I am very much aware of that.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/11/12(Fri)23:01 No.19073344
    >>19073330
    ohboyherewego.jpeg
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:02 No.19073345
    >>19073330
    Well, this is going to be interesting.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:02 No.19073347
    >>19073330
    We already boned Waltrud though, we could have just bonded over it and laughed.

    Oh well, let's go run into Trude I guess.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 05/11/12(Fri)23:02 No.19073348
    >>19073330
    Ours is the RAGE that burns with the strength of a thousand suns
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:02 No.19073349
    >>19073330
    So no one gets what they want, and the drama is still incoming.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/11/12(Fri)23:02 No.19073350
    And then MC realizes that it's not fair to be mad because he did it too.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:02 No.19073353
    >>19073341
    That's how it always ends up
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:02 No.19073354
    >>19073341
    >>19073330
    and tonight, fap angel feasts
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:02 No.19073355
    >>19073330
    WE AWESOME NOW
    >> Major Airlift 05/11/12(Fri)23:02 No.19073356
    >>19073330
    I hope she pays in cupcakes.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)23:02 No.19073357
    >>19073330
    Goddamnit, right in the feels.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:02 No.19073359
    >>19073330
    Oh god what's happening
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:02 No.19073362
    >>19073330
    Ok then. Popcorn anyone?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:03 No.19073363
    >>19073350
    drunken realization incoming?
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/11/12(Fri)23:03 No.19073364
    >>19073330

    And thus we get the worst of everything, and the best of nothing.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:03 No.19073365
    Ah damn. I thought aggress won?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)23:03 No.19073366
    >>19073330
    TO TESLA!
    SCIENCE! solves all problems.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/11/12(Fri)23:03 No.19073367
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    >>19073330
    retarded

    you turn around right now mr
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:03 No.19073368
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    >>19073330
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:03 No.19073370
    >>19073330

    The best part is how it's entirely clear Fap Angel is talking about Waltrud at the end. A true pilot doesn't steal another pilot's girl.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 05/11/12(Fri)23:04 No.19073373
    >>19073365
    That was aggress.
    We were aggressive and angry and then left to be more aggressive and angry.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:04 No.19073376
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    >>19073368
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:04 No.19073378
    >>19073366
    You misspelled Widow and Whiskey
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:04 No.19073379
    >>19073330
    Buckle up, boys. It's gonna be bumpy ride.
    >> Lust 05/11/12(Fri)23:04 No.19073380
    >>19073330
    Yes... feed your anger... it will make you powerful.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:05 No.19073385
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    >>19073376
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/11/12(Fri)23:05 No.19073386
    >>19073330

    I think we need to go see our REAL girl. And fly her really fast. And possibly bounce anything in our path.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:05 No.19073388
    >>19073330

    well shit. looks like our standards are so high they are double. you know with the whole fucking cupcapski
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)23:05 No.19073392
    >>19073378
    >Implying whiskey isn't SCIENCE!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:05 No.19073395
    >>19073330
    Yes, keep that feeling of betrayal, let Minna KNOW she hurt us deep
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/11/12(Fri)23:06 No.19073401
    NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES QUEST: Deal with it
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:06 No.19073402
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    >>19073378
    tony stark wants a word with you
    >>19073392
    YES
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:06 No.19073403
    >>19073330
    We're being kind of illogical here, we sexed up Cupcakeski underneath a kitchen table, and now we're roaring mad that Minna was also seduced.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:06 No.19073404
    >>19073401
    Nice try faggot.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:06 No.19073406
    >>19073395

    before we betrayed her with the same girl...
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:06 No.19073407
    >>19073330
    wow we are astoundingly hypocritical
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:06 No.19073409
    >>19073330
    Shatter every light bulb on this floor simultaneously.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:07 No.19073410
    >>19073401
    0/10

    Nice try.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:07 No.19073411
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    >>19073392
    True dat
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 05/11/12(Fri)23:07 No.19073414
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    >>19073401

    Nice try.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:07 No.19073415
    So much Minna Feelforce in this thread.

    So much samefagging in this thread.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)23:07 No.19073416
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    >>19073401
    Fail troll is fail.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:07 No.19073418
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    >>19073401
    MMPHHPHPHPHPH! (you are a bad spy!)
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:07 No.19073419
    >>19073370
    No the best part is the faggots who don't realize it.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:08 No.19073422
    >>19073392
    >go to Tesla
    >have him make SUPERWHISKEY
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:08 No.19073423
    >>19073401
    Took me a minute, solid 5/10, I could see it working on /v/.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:08 No.19073424
    >>19073306
    DON'T THINK YOU ESCAPED KOTTERS

    WHERE IS MY DAMN FAPFICTION
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:08 No.19073425
    >>19073403
    It's perfectly normal male behavior.

    Hypocritical and illogical, but just like Minna said, emotions have a logic all their own.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:08 No.19073426
    >>19073407
    >>19073406
    >>19073403
    >>19073388
    >>19073350
    understanding? in strike witches? it's apparently likelier than i thought
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)23:08 No.19073429
    >>19073401
    There's AT LEAST an hour till that could possibly work.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:08 No.19073430
    >>19073401
    You are bad at this.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:08 No.19073431
    >>19073426
    Thank you for pointing out the Minna Feel Defense Force.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:08 No.19073432
    >>19073388
    Although it makes sense. If MC felt even a little guilty over what happened, seeing Minna falling prey to the same advances would be confusing, reassuring, and infuriating to various degrees.

    And when a pilot is confronted with COMPLEX EMOTIONAL FEELS the only logical response is to get ripshit pissed, mostly at the perceived enemy. In this case, that enemy is Cupcakeski. And she will suffer.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 05/11/12(Fri)23:08 No.19073434
    >>19073422

    I approve of this. I'm sure Tony Stark would too.

    "TESLA! What do you know about Alcohol?"
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/11/12(Fri)23:09 No.19073437
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    >>19073330

    "YOUNG!"

    You storm on, building momentum for the first wall that dares to get in your fucking way.

    "STOP! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING! YOUNG!"

    "Say my name, bitch," you snarl.

    "I DID!"

    "MY FIRST NAME," you rage. "SAY IT."

    "... but-"

    "HA!" you say, not sure WHAT you're saying, letting your hatred sweep you away on a tide of righteous Pilot Umbrage. There's some things you just don't do.

    Minna catches up to you and starts keeping pace behind you, hiccuping with sobs. "I- we just - I don't know what happened, I didn't mean to, I care about you, I really - please stop, please forgive me-"

    You stop so abruptly that Minna crashes into you, too busy buttoning her shirt to watch you halt. She bounces off like a bird crashing into a mountain, so concrete is your disappointment. The brave German Witch seems to crumple before your eyes as you turn the full force of your wounded gaze onto her.

    "I... when you walk in and see... *that,*" you spit with distaste, "how am I supposed to feel?"

    "It was just stress," Minna tells you. "I almost took a shell during the sortie, and Waltrud lost another Striker, and we were both scared and jittery and exultant and wired and we just made a mistake, don't you see? Please, give me a chance!?"

    You look your sepulchral, empty gaze on Minna.

    "ON. ONE. CONDITION."

    She waits, apprehensive.

    "You don't complain about me and Waltrud screwing in the kitchen earlier."
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/11/12(Fri)23:10 No.19073443
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    This is getting interesting...
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:10 No.19073445
    >>19073437
    PLANEFAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:10 No.19073446
    >>19073437
    This... works.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:10 No.19073448
    >>19073437
    I NEVER AGREED TO THIS
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:10 No.19073449
    >>19073437
    slowclap.gif
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:10 No.19073450
    >>19073437
    Fucking five star confession MC
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)23:11 No.19073451
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    >>19073422
    Let's do it. Time to get drunk as fuck and Gnome everything we can.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:11 No.19073454
    >>19073330
    At first I was mad
    >>19073437
    But then FAITH IN PLANEFAG
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:11 No.19073458
    >>19073437
    Laughing for real right now
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/11/12(Fri)23:11 No.19073460
    >>19073448
    TOO BAD
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 05/11/12(Fri)23:11 No.19073461
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    >>19073437

    >my face

    Followed by

    >i'm okay with this
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:11 No.19073462
    >>19073437
    welp.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:11 No.19073463
    >>19073437
    This is where we coordinate a counter-attack and trap Cupcake.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:12 No.19073464
    >>19073437

    HAHAHA

    I love you plane fag

    I trust in you plane fag
    >> Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/11/12(Fri)23:12 No.19073467
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    >>19073437

    FLAWLESS VICTORY
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:12 No.19073468
    >>19073437
    ahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHA

    oh, don't forget to suggest all three of you hitting a bar, getting drunk, and swapping stories.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)23:12 No.19073469
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    >>19073437
    OH BOY HERE WE GO.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:12 No.19073471
    >>19073463
    YES! We must do this. All things lead back to trolling.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:13 No.19073472
    >>19073437
    PLANEFAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:13 No.19073473
    >>19073463
    SEDUCE
    SEDUCE
    SEDUCE

    AND THEN HUMILIATE
    >> Major Airlift 05/11/12(Fri)23:13 No.19073474
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    Can't stop laughing. Oh god the tears!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:13 No.19073476
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    >>19073437
    you glorious bastard
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:13 No.19073480
    >>19073403

    Immediately after being cockblocked, in a pretty fucked-up emotional state, and during an outbreak of the pilot pride that is essentially the only thing keeping us together and sane most of the time. Where are the extenuating circumstances here? Minna doesn't do that pilot bravado bullshit that Krautcakes and MC do.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:13 No.19073481
    >>19073437
    I... I... wha...?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:14 No.19073488
    >>19073437
    Does everyone forget we're still sexually frustrated so... we should fuck her now
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:14 No.19073490
    >>19073488
    Did you forget the part where we fucked Cupcake?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:15 No.19073497
    >>19073437
    >Justasplanned.jpg
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:15 No.19073500
    >>19073437
    Oh do I love ya planefag, Glorious Bastard!
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:15 No.19073501
    >>19073463
    >Cue a week of Minna and MC taking it in turns to "cockblock" each other with Cupcakeski
    >Constant sexual frustration
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/11/12(Fri)23:15 No.19073502
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    >>19073437
    1000 reaction images
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:16 No.19073507
    >Come in to thread after a night of drunk-shepherding and rage
    >No one suggested greeting Waltrud and Minna with "...Ladies."

    PF, make this good to pick up the spare.
    >> Major Airlift 05/11/12(Fri)23:17 No.19073515
    >>19073501
    Cupcake walks around the castle with an arm around MC and Minna being superswag.

    IMAGE LIMIT! WHY!?!?
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:17 No.19073516
    >>19073507
    Read the thread, dumbass.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/11/12(Fri)23:17 No.19073518
    >>19073507
    I would have gone with "Room for one more?" but that's just me.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:18 No.19073523
    >>19073507
    see
    >>19073299
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:18 No.19073530
    >>19073490
    Yes, and then we dragon'd around the castle for a while afterward.

    Temporary fit of insanity.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:19 No.19073531
    >>19073437
    Sorrow turning to rage instantly? I see where this is going.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:19 No.19073533
    >>19073523
    >>19073516
    Okay, perhaps I was hasty, missed that. I feel better now and rescind my complaints.
    >> Anonymous 05/11/12(Fri)23:21 No.19073547
    >>19073437
    trolololololol
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/11/12(Fri)23:23 No.19073561
    noo thread >>19073554



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