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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Orange Juice, and Cranberry Juice. Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/12/12(Sat)06:36 No.19076470  
    These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    "ANIKI!" Ayumu pushes his way through towards you. "You were AMAZING!"
    Your protege hands you a can of cola, no doubt from one of the numerous tubs of them you left around the beach.
    "Thanks. glad you liked it." you say as you pop the tab and drink.
    "I think I'm beginning to get what you mean about being a real man. A REAL MAN HAS NO SHAME! That's what you meant, right aniki?!"
    "Err... yeah. Something like that." you answer him.
    "I shall take this lesson and apply it for today!" he says energetically.
    He takes out his device, the chainsaw, and waves it around.
    In an instant, the boardshorts and open white shirt he was wearing is replaced by a traditional, out-dated school swimsuit.
    He runs off towards the sea dressed as such.
    "He's funny." Miki comments as she continues to apply her armaments to your back.

    "Hayate." A voice cuts through the crowd.
    The group of people surrounding you parts like the red sea, and reveals Mio.
    "I have been watching. And I like what I saw." she says with a smirk on her face as she takes slow measured steps towards you.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:40 No.19076482
    Get in line.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:40 No.19076486
    A little early, but I'm not complaining.

    We're going to have to mentor Ayumu some more after this.

    Bow towards Mio with a flourish.
    "Thank you, Mio. I aim to please."
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:41 No.19076488
    prepare for boarding.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:41 No.19076494
    Smirk in return, and also walk towards her.
    >"Well, I'm sure you'd like everything else I have to show."

    We must show her we can be the man of this relationship.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/12/12(Sat)06:42 No.19076496
    >started early just in case this thunderstorn raging outside fucks up electricity.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:44 No.19076506
    I liked the clock themed Twitter. The new one is to "Active".

    Can't please everyone though.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:46 No.19076515

    can ask thor for help, hes a bro
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:50 No.19076542

    good afternoon mio-chan

    glad you finally came, was thinking that you won't come given how busy you are.

    [keep cool, small chat and get the fuck ready to run if she does some sudden movements]
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:51 No.19076547
    Well these two guys are of no help.

    I would prefer to not come on that strongly.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:52 No.19076551
    are we wearing that orich undies?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:52 No.19076555
    No, we're in blue speedos.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/12/12(Sat)06:52 No.19076557
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    "Is that so Mio?" You say with a smirk in return.
    As she takes another step towards you, you mirror her and do the exact same thing, all the while dragging Miki who was hanging off your back.
    "Yes. Yes I did. Tell me dear wife, when did you get so good at singing and dancing like a girl?" she asks.
    "Just something I picked up in the past. Just another skill from my repertoire. You'd be surprised at everything else I can do."
    Another step from both of you, the gap begins to close.
    "Really now? And pray-tell when will I get to see your other skills in action?" she asks, her eye locked with yours.
    A couple more steps, your faces are now mere inches from each other.

    Everyone is watching this spectacle, no one daring to utter a word.
    The tension in the air was so thick, you could have cut it with a knife.

    WAT SAY?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:54 No.19076567
    "I can show you right now. Are you any good at volleyball?"
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:55 No.19076570

    >wat say

    i believe its time for a proper rematch?

    tea sword SLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAASssssssssshhhhhhhhhh
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:57 No.19076587
    "Why not now? The sand here is perfect for beach sculptures."
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:59 No.19076606

    Reppumaru will break that sword, i think hina's sword is the only one who can par with it.

    i say use some ancient kungfu, we learned when we helped an old man from the yakuza
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:01 No.19076620
    She's seen us fight before, and this really isn't the proper venue for a sparring match, it's a beach party.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:02 No.19076632
    I agree with this guy.
    She's already seen our fighting skills, we need to show her some of our other skills.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:03 No.19076640
    Kissing contest. Whoever kisses the most girls wins.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:04 No.19076644

    i am sure that logic will apply to everyday life.

    but we are in the bureau, and the party is FILLED with people who are training/trained to fight.

    its like the gladiators having a tea time for fun
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:04 No.19076647
    He ain't gonna refresh, right?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:05 No.19076653
    Besides being massively weighted in our favor, it's not exactly fitting for this venue.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:06 No.19076656

    i say the swag pile race

    we dominated last time, why not now
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:06 No.19076660
    And some of those people would rather do something other than fighting and training in their down time.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:07 No.19076670

    >massively weighted in our favor

    mio is a bi and we did say he was a geat kisser once....

    we can try kissing guys too....if you really want to win....
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:09 No.19076689


    fucking fingers...
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/12/12(Sat)07:09 No.19076690
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    With her face so close to yours, you can't help but stare at her lips.
    Those soft amazing lips that captured yours just a few days ago.
    You are enchanted by them, caught in a trance.
    "Well dear wife?" she asks as she gets tired of waiting for a response. "are you going to show me something or not?"
    The words snap you out of your stupor, and you are brought back to reality.
    "Ah. Yes... Well, Mio, Are you any good at Volleyball?"" you ask the one-eyed witch of the east.
    "Passable, I'd say." she answers, your faces still inches from each other. "Are you challenging me?"
    "Why yes. Yes I am." you tell her as your smirk widens.
    She moves her face closer, now all that separates the two of you are a few millimeters of air.
    "Challenge accepted." she says huskily, sending shivers down your spine.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:11 No.19076705
    So, boys vs girls?
    And we are letting Mio break our cool far too much.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:12 No.19076710

    PTSD in......
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:14 No.19076726

    is shirley with her?

    oh god... the jiggle that will be had...
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:14 No.19076727
    No, it is not PTSD time.

    It is, however, game time.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:15 No.19076735

    there will be when we reminisce on the time how we got so good at beach volleyball
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:15 No.19076736
    Prepare for Mio to team up with SOFTNESS and we can't play well due to jiggle distraction.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:18 No.19076754
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    >beach volleyball

    fuck, now i have to play that game again.

    see you guys later.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/12/12(Sat)07:26 No.19076812
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    You have always been pretty good with sports, owing to your great hand-eye coordination.
    People have often commented that you can handle balls like a pro.

    Now volleyball, this wasn't new to you, its just two team flinging a ball at each other over a net.
    Like tennis with your hands.

    "So Hayate?" Mio asks as you guide her towards an empty stretch of beach, Miki still hanging off your back like a blond cape, "How should we go about this?"

    "Two on two Mio." you answer her as you have Kraus manifest net and a ball, "You can pick whoever you want."

    Some onlookers that heard about the upcoming volleyball match have now taken positions around the impromptu court, all of them looking forwards to what will happen.

    Mio scans the crowd for a partner, but very few there are familiar to her.
    "I WANT TO PLAY!" says a voice from the back.
    Karen Araragi, the girl you fought hand to hand with, steps up.
    "I want to face him again!" she points at you.
    Mio laughs that deep delicious laugh of hers.
    "Very well. You shall be my partner then!"
    Karen nods with a grin and stands on the other side of the net next to Mio.

    You also scan the crowd for a partner.
    There, the eldest Araragi.
    And there, Ayumu, dripping wet.
    And leaning against a tree, his arms around a large inflatable banana, was Sousuke.

    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:28 No.19076821
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    this game?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:28 No.19076829
    >People have often commented that you can handle balls like a pro.

    Let's go find Keima and get him on our team!

    In all seriousness though I would say definitely not Sousuke, there's no way we would get through without him disqualifying us due to a comedic misunderstanding.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:29 No.19076831
    Oh, this is a difficult choice.
    Ayumu is our disciple, but I don't know how good he is at volleyball.
    Sousuke has great hand-eye coordination and reflexes, but his lack of knowledge concerning the game could be a handicap.
    Araragi might just let his little sister win.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:30 No.19076836
    Get Ayumu for maximum crossdressing team.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:30 No.19076837
    Ayumu will probably trip himself up from nervousness. are those three our only options? if so I'd say the eldest araragi.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:31 No.19076849
    Ayumu, will be an unknown.
    Sousuke will blow the ball up or pack it with c4
    Araragi seems like a good choice, Im sure they have some sibling rivalry going.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:31 No.19076850


    Sousuke would mess it up and Araragi might let his sister win.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:33 No.19076862

    eldest Araragi

    should know how his sibling moves.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:37 No.19076890
    Reading up on Araragi's profile, and his reaction to us attacking his sister back in the combat sim, I'm afraid he might let his little sister win.
    And Ayumu needs to know to not let embarrassment get in the way of his performance.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:38 No.19076900
    I actually want to play this game so badly

    >handle balls like a pro

    Oh the delicious innuendo

    I reckon we grab Sousuke, he can go PTSD volleyball
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:43 No.19076932
    sousuke, remember to explain him the rules, especially the no-weapons part, no land-mine etc ...
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:52 No.19076985
    That's no guarantee that he'll understand the game, though. Case in point, when he read up on all of the regulations of rugby, and still got himself kicked out of the game.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/12/12(Sat)07:52 No.19076988
    rolled 1 = 1

    >2 for sousuke
    >3 for araragi
    >3 for ayumu

    >> ADF 05/12/12(Sat)07:53 No.19076991
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:56 No.19077011
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:57 No.19077014
    Looks like we're getting Koyomi Araragi, then.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/12/12(Sat)08:08 No.19077065
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    You look at the eldest Araragi, someone you're sure should have some rivalry going with the fiery sister of his.
    "Araragi-san. Would you do me the honor of partnering up with me? I'm sure your sister would want to face-off with you as well." you tell him.
    He considers your offer for a moment, thinking if he should join the game.
    "Niichan!" his little sister calls out. "Come on!"
    This settles it, and he steps onto the court.

    *roll 1d2*
    Taking 3rd
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:09 No.19077071
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:10 No.19077073
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:10 No.19077077
    rolled 2 = 2

    So a Butler-Batman and a part-vampire facing teaming up to play volleyball.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:14 No.19077102

    >3 times 2

    let the games begin.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:23 No.19077151
    So, is your hand alright, LG? Must have been a nasty shock from your mouse.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/12/12(Sat)08:26 No.19077173
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    "ohohoho, a fine match we have here." Mio comments as you and Araragi take your places
    "Spouces and siblings. Interesting."

    A flip of the coin decides who serves, and Mio's team gets it.
    Karen goes up to serve.

    She winds up, her yellow sporty two-piece shifting slightly as she did so.
    She serves and sends the ball hurtling right at you.

    [ ]Set
    [ ]Bump*

    [ ]*to araragi
    [ ]*back across the net **Add a roll
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:27 No.19077188
    [x]bumb to araragi
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:27 No.19077191
    [X] Bump (to Ararararararagi)

    Then, have him set it to us near the net so we can smash it over.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:27 No.19077194
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:29 No.19077205
    Seconding this.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:29 No.19077206

    [X]to araragi

    >i have no idea what i am doing
    >> !H9t0.FLonc 05/12/12(Sat)08:29 No.19077208
    bump to ara
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:30 No.19077211
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    That is not how breasts work, even if she weren't wearing a top!
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:32 No.19077225
    me neither.
    should have though of that before I suggested it.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:34 No.19077238
    >should have though of that before I suggested it.
    Then why did you suggest it?!
    This is the kind of Witch-on-head retarded shit that just causes aggravation.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:37 No.19077260
    it's appropriate for a beach party
    it allows for physically demanding competition with Mio.
    It's not a completely overtly sexual activity, so we don't draw anger from the family for doing it.
    i think it was a great idea. i just have no clue how volleyball is actually played.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/12/12(Sat)08:40 No.19077275
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    You recieve the ball, the force of the serve sinking your feet into the sand, and send it to Araragi.
    He sets it for a spike, and you attempt to punt it past Mio.

    She recovers the ball and sends it easily back across the net.
    Araragi recieves and set's it up again for you.

    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:41 No.19077281
    rolled 81 = 81

    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:41 No.19077282
    rolled 51 = 51

    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:42 No.19077288
    rolled 14 = 14


    >listening to finnish ice hockey championship song
    >do dice think its appropriate?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:43 No.19077292

    guess not.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:43 No.19077293
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:43 No.19077296
    rolled 49 = 49


    Also, I agree completely with this anon
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:45 No.19077306
    81 is pretty good.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/12/12(Sat)08:59 No.19077371
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    You send it hurtling towards the sand between Mio and Karen.
    The two dive to catch it but end up bumping into each other.
    Your team earns a quick point.

    The match raged on, both teams pretty evenly matched.
    The two Araragi siblings had the raw strength, while you and Mio had the finesse.

    Point after point is won by both sides, and soon you are at a tie, with one more point needed by both sides to win.

    It's your team's turn to serve.

    [ ]you serve
    [ ]let ararararagi serve
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:00 No.19077373
    [x]let ararararagi serve
    He's got the strength that we don't (without Drago, at least).
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:00 No.19077377
    [X]let ararararagi serve
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:03 No.19077384

    going with araragi, be ready to intercept.
    >assuming he'll put it over the net.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:04 No.19077387
    [x] arara
    It's like I'm really playing Katawa Yandere!
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:05 No.19077390
    We serve and have ararararagi ready to spike it
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/12/12(Sat)09:08 No.19077402
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    You let Araragi serve.
    With a powerful punt, he sends the ball careening across the court in the general direction of his sister.
    She bumps it easily across to Mio who expertly sets it up above the net for her.
    She spikes it, the force of the blow distorting the ball.

    You are in position to dive for it, and you do.

    **Roll for it.**
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:10 No.19077409
    rolled 100 = 100

    let the butlers hit the floor
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:10 No.19077410
    rolled 63 = 63

    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:10 No.19077412
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    rolled 83 = 83

    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:11 No.19077413
    rolled 53 = 53

    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:11 No.19077414
    Well played.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:11 No.19077415
    rolled 84 = 84


    world of pain.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:11 No.19077417
    rolled 74 = 74

    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:13 No.19077423

    who is the man?
    you are!
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:13 No.19077424
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    Well done.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:15 No.19077432
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    >> Snapper Carr 05/12/12(Sat)09:16 No.19077438
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/12/12(Sat)09:18 No.19077447
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    Diving like a madman, you get to the ball in time.
    The force of the spike makes your bones creak, and if you were an ordinary man, you're sure both your arms would have been broken.

    The ball bounces up high towards your rear, Araragi was ready to recieve it.

    As you pick yourself up off the sand, he sets the ball perfectly above the net for you.

    You jump and spike it powerfully across.
    Mio dives for it, but with it headed towards her blindspot, she is unable to keep it from slamming into the sand.
    You and Araragi win.

    The victory celebration was short, too short.
    You barely had time to highfive your partner as those watching cheered.

    Mio ducks under the net and quickly walks up to you.
    She was panting, each breath deep and quick.
    The droplets of sweat on her body like numerous pearls.

    "Swim with me. Now." she says as she pulls you into the sea.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:20 No.19077455
    uh oh
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:21 No.19077461
    A nice swim would be good to cool off with.
    Though we must preserve our....chastity isn't exactly the right word.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:22 No.19077462

    "and that my girl is how your mother and i got together"

    one of the girls is watching right? no way something like this would go unnoticed by all of them.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:25 No.19077478
    Yeah, the volleyball match would have been impossible to miss.
    Whatever we do, we can't allow Mio to cause us to lose ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:27 No.19077484
    Glad I caught this in time.
    Some people yesterday seemed to think that we hadn't invited Trude but I'm pretty sure Trude was on the roster of one of the witches to invite so she has acctually been invited just not here yet.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:29 No.19077493
    >I'm pretty sure Trude was on the roster of one of the witches to invite
    You're wrong, then. We didn't invite her personally, so she would have had to have been invited by one of the other Witches, and LG rolled to see if she was or not.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:33 No.19077523
    She was intended to be invited but we forgot, largely due to her breaking our arms and nearly killing Froggy
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:37 No.19077545

    we have to politely decline her advances untill she does the proper thing and talks to the girls about it.

    it will be hard but she has to reasile that if she gets cleared by the girls she gets to do what ever she wants to us.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:38 No.19077548
    Then we can truly begin worrying

    I think we should bring it up with her present later on tonight though
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:43 No.19077561
    "Sure. Very well fought, Sakamoto."

    We must remain modest, even in victory.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:44 No.19077565

    underwater BJ?



    "there is no life in our sea..."

    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:46 No.19077569
    "HOLD ON! There's Erica, Ursula, Nanoha, Hina, Perrine... Mio?

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/12/12(Sat)09:49 No.19077576
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    You are back again in the water.
    Floating next to you is that crazy with-pirate,
    that woman that is your huisband,
    she who brings the rape, Sakamoto Mio.

    Floating on her back, she's still lightly panting.
    Each breath making her decent breasts rise up and down.
    You observe her, wary if she should try anything, and also enraptured by her presence.
    Neither of you say a word.

    Finally, she breaks the silence.
    "I haven't had this much wholesome fun in years. Thank you Hayate." she says as she continues to look up towards the sky.
    "You really are a great man. One of the first ones to ever elicit these reactions from me. How do you do it?"

    WAT SAY?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:51 No.19077585
    "I just want to make people happy."
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:51 No.19077590
    "If I knew that I doubt it would keep happening"
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:52 No.19077593
    "Honestly, Mio? I don't know. I just try to be nice and friendly to people, to help them in whatever way I can, with a smile on my face."
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:53 No.19077599
    There's no secret or trick to it, Mio. I simply do whatever I can to make those I care for happy. I want the friends and family here to always experience the same joy I've found here, which was so absent in my previous life.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:54 No.19077603
    I just want people to have fun and be relaxed.
    So i do my best to help them be able to
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:54 No.19077604
    "When Mike brought me here, I realized that I no longer had to struggle just to survive. The world I live in isn't trying to crush me anymore. For once, I have the things I want that make me happy. I won't ever give this life up. I will never stop being happy here, not by my own choice."
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:56 No.19077614
    "I have too much respect for my friends, my family, and you to not try the hardest I can. It's great that people think of me that way, but I just want everyone around me to be happy. I know how it is with no one to do that for you."
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:56 No.19077616
    rolled 12 = 12

    Tell her about how we have entirely too much swag.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/12/12(Sat)10:01 No.19077638
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    "Honestly, Mio? I don't know. I just try to be nice and friendly to people, to help them in whatever way I can, with a smile on my face." you say as you continue to look at her.
    "ah yes. That smile. A smile so warm it could melt the polar icecaps." she turns to you and give you a smile. One that you return.

    Her smile turns into a smirk. And that smirk turns into a grin.
    She stops floating on her back and swims closer to you.
    "You know... I had so much wholesum fun earlier, I think the only way to balance that would be some indecent fun right now." she grabs onto your waist.
    "W-wait Mio!" you say as you try to swim away, but she keeps clinging to you.
    "We're pretty far from sore right now, Im betting very few of them would see anything that would happen right here..."
    Taking a deep breath, she dives underwater.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:03 No.19077650
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:03 No.19077651
    rolled 19 = 19

    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:03 No.19077654
    Okay, now we get out of here. Teleport to Erica or one of the other girls. If we don't have Kraus with us, swim to shore as fast as possible.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:05 No.19077664
    We get the fuck out of there. We are not going to be unfaithful to the girls. She wants any of that, she's got to clear it with them first.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:05 No.19077667

    acting like a spoiled child just taking everything she wants.

    she needs a stern talking to and several cold showers.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:07 No.19077676
    Shark time?
    Shark time.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:07 No.19077677
    You're confusing being spoiled with taking what she knows she wants.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:08 No.19077682
    Nope! We're going to confront her about this.

    Grab her, and firmly pull her back up. Srs face.
    "Mio, what the hell's going on? Quit the playing around and tell me up front, like the honest Mio I know."
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:13 No.19077698
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    >> Sidestory: le chat français Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/12/12(Sat)10:15 No.19077707
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    You are Perrine Clostermann, a Bureau trainee.
    And you are at the party.

    Not exactly the kind to mingle, you stayed at the edge of the throng and mostly nodded or gave small waves to anyone that greeted you.
    You saw him on stage, he was disturbingly cute singing and dancing like those girls were.

    You saw him play that match against Mio.
    They were toe-to-toe, but still he came out victorious.

    You saw him being dragged by her into the sea...
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:16 No.19077712
    Do this >>19077682

    We don't wanna get caught in any misunderstandings.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:17 No.19077721
    Jesus fuck, how long has this quest been running for and how long until it dies?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:18 No.19077722

    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:19 No.19077728
    Dude, it's happened for a long time, and it's not going to stop soon. Buck up and deal with it.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:19 No.19077729
    Diving isn't going to get us out of this. We bring Mio back up to the surface and tell her that she's got to stop this.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:21 No.19077737
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    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:21 No.19077738
    Monthish? And never
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:25 No.19077762
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:26 No.19077771
    Started in Feb, and never.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/12/12(Sat)10:28 No.19077783
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    stay mad, my friend.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/12/12(Sat)10:30 No.19077790
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    You try and pull Mio up, but she struggles and keeps submerged.
    She's trying to strip you, but you squirm and manage to keep her from doing so.
    Again you attempt to pull her up, again she fights back.

    Suddenly her struggling changed, instead of the deliberate, forceful movements she used earlier to keep you from pulling her up, she's now frantically flailing under water.
    She's in trouble.

    With a heave, you manage to pull her back into the surface.
    She coughs up some water.
    "Are you okay?" you ask as you keep her head above the small waves.
    "Cramps. Legs cramping..." she says with difficulty.
    You put an arm around her and swim yourselves to shore.

    As you get to where your feet can touch the sand, you stand up and cradle her in your arms.
    Carrying her like a new bride, you walk out of the surf.

    "What happened?" Perrinne asks as she runs up to you.
    "Cramps." you tell her as you carry Mio to one of the deck chairs under the trees, Perrinne following you all the way.
    "Are you okay?" she asks the major
    "..." the witch in your arms says nothing, nods, and tries to hide the blush spreading on her lovely features.

    111 threads.
    Probably when I die of exhaustion.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:32 No.19077809
    Are we going to have to warm up her muscles with a massage?

    Time to break out the oil and the non vanilla-scented candles/
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:33 No.19077815
    Tell Mio that she needs to talk to the girls.
    Tell the girls that they need to talk to Mio.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:33 No.19077818
    call over J, ask him to make sure that Mio doesn't move for a while, and that she's well taken care of. time to kill her with kindness.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:34 No.19077820
    Well, that's one bullet dodged.
    Massage the cramps out of Mio's legs; they're a real pain, after all.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:34 No.19077823
    That's when we make with the mad science and hook your brain up to a tear / butthurt fueled generator and plug it in to a computer
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:35 No.19077830
    "Now, I'm no doctor, but it's probably best if you stay off your feet until the cramps go away."

    Pass the Mio needs to be our usual party game.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:35 No.19077831

    see to her cramped leg and then discuss her behavior, its not like we dislike her but she has to go though the proper paperwork like everyone else.

    we know she can do it, she's been dry for a good few days now.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:37 No.19077846
    "Come on Mio, we'll get you a nice whiskey, and see if we can't get the cramps out of those legs."
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:38 No.19077852
    Best thing for a cramp is a massage.

    It's the only real option.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:39 No.19077865
    Massage the cramps out of her legs.

    Part of my mind is going 'We shouldn't do this for a non-girlfriend' while the other goes 'SHUT UP HAYATE'S DENSE AND CARING ENOUGH AND I WANT TO TORTURE MIO MORE'
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:45 No.19077906
    We also have to make it clear to her at some point that sex with people outside the family is a no-no and she'll have to talk to the girls if she wants some swagzilla meat.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:45 No.19077907
    >'We shouldn't do this for a non-girlfriend'
    Fuck that, cramps are painful as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:46 No.19077914
    There's nothing suspect about it at all.

    Cramps are serious business.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:47 No.19077922
    We've already made it clear. She took it as a challenge.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:56 No.19077965
    Did the storm take out LG's power?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:57 No.19077972
    Quite possibly.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)10:57 No.19077976
    Maybe. Or he's just still writing. Or maybe he went to get some aspirin for his headache.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:00 No.19077990
    It's storming in the Philippines right now?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/12/12(Sat)11:01 No.19077997
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    You put her down in a deckchair, her usual rowdiness now replaced with an alarming silence.
    "Mio, Do your legs still hurt?" you ask as you stretch them out.
    She nods, averting your eyes.
    You touch her calves and feel the muscles contracting like crazy.
    Slowly you begin to massage them, Perrinne watches as you do so.

    With each squeeze and press, the fibers in her legs slowly slacken, her expression changes from a grim one to one of relief.

    In a short while, her legs are all better.
    "Thank you Hayate." she says quietly, still unable to look you in the face.
    "You are most welcome." you say with a smile.
    "Do you think you could get up and around now?"
    "No... I.. I think I'll stay like this for a while." she answers as she lays down, places an arm over her face and proceeds to try and take a nap.
    "okay then," you say as you get up off the sand where you were kneeling. "If you need anything, just call me. I'll be right here by your side in an instant."
    "Thanks." she answers without looking.

    You take Perrinne's arm and proceed to walk towards the people gathered around the grill.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:03 No.19078010
    We're so goddamn gallant and chivalrous and it's frustrating her to no end.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:03 No.19078013
    Once again Mio experiences the bittersweet taste of being defeated by Hayate.

    Now, we really should get back to the grill, and the grilling, and having Touma and Gai commenting on our grilling.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:03 No.19078014
    Don't know if it's STILL storming, but it was earlier.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:05 No.19078024
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:06 No.19078030

    >not as planned, not as planned at all.

    so, how long untill she:
    overpowers us and destroys our pelvis/submits and talks to the girls?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:08 No.19078038
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    About 3 hours late there, chap.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/12/12(Sat)11:12 No.19078056
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    From the blonde pair you see across the crowd you deduce that the twins have taken over the grill, the smell of cooking meat and sweet potatoes wafts into your nostrils.

    in the small crowd, you spot Negi, the Kinoshita twins, one of the SISTERS and Max.
    They're waiting on burgers the twins are cooking up.

    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:13 No.19078065
    Negi, ask him what he thinks of the resort.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:13 No.19078066
    We actually haven't talked with Negi all that much, even though he's in our class.
    Let's talk with him.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:13 No.19078070

    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:15 No.19078084
    Talk to Negi. It's not like he would end up on the swaggercoaster.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:16 No.19078088
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:17 No.19078101
    Talk to Max.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:17 No.19078102
    I'm thinking Negi. It's time for our parade to be rained upon.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:18 No.19078107



    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:19 No.19078114

    if this is what i think it is, my tears will drown this land.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:19 No.19078121
    the sooner she burns it down, the sooner we can rebuild it better.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:20 No.19078135
    As a complete aside, that is not how you use a Potato Masher.

    You use the top of the thing to whack the potatoes, not the side.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:21 No.19078144
    The only thing we may have to worry about is the housewarming gift that Eva probably told Negi to give us.
    And if it ends up being a robot maid, then that means we can get a body for Naru that much faster.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:22 No.19078147
    Because Eva probably sent a housewarming gift.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 05/12/12(Sat)11:24 No.19078170
    >Notice that autoupdate don't work properly now...

    Yes let talk with Negi. We don't had a talk with him for a long while.


    And yes check about the housewarming gift from Eva.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:26 No.19078182
    >>Notice that autoupdate don't work properly now...

    Install Scriptish version. I had the same problem yesterday and had to reinstall the extension.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/12/12(Sat)11:35 No.19078254
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    You approach the youngest male member of your class.
    The archetypal mage, Negi.
    "Hey man having fun?" you ask the little magos.
    "Yes. Very much so." he answers eloquently like a true English gentleman.
    "I'm glad that you are. So, what do you think of the place?" you ask him.
    "Well, It's great. Master told me she had to sell it long ago when she upgraded to her larger place." he answers you.
    "Master? That blonde girl you we're fighting during our combat trials under Mike?" you ask him
    "Yes. She's my handler. Evangeline Mcdowel."
    "Wait, So your master used to own this place?"
    "She did... Actually.. She's here right now... She insisted on coming... Sorry." he answers as she nods towards a clump of palms
    A familiar little blonde girl walks towards you from under the trees.
    She's wearing a white one-piece as bright as the first snow on a winter's morning.
    It was her. Negi's master, the Dark Evangel.
    Evangeline AK McDowell
    "Indeed I did boy, Imagine my surprise when I learned that a Bureau Recruit bought my old resort." she says in a smooth cool voice.
    "I'm glad I came. Now I know the face of the one that dared acquire one of my old belongings..." She smiles, a pair of sharp fangs revealed themselves as she did.
    "And now I can give you your housewarming gift."
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:37 No.19078267
    I thought he was Welsh.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:38 No.19078275
    The Japanese think it's the same thing, unfortunately.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:38 No.19078277
    Keep our butler cool, and don't let her bait us into a panic.

    "Thank you, Ms. Mcdowell."
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:38 No.19078284
    He is, but an English Gentleman is a thing.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:38 No.19078289
    Fair enough. Very different accent from where I'm standing, though - a Welshman's accent compared to some posh English accent.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:39 No.19078291
    distinction without a difference, except for the accent.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:39 No.19078297
    "I found your mad scientist lab.
    Mind telling more about it?"
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:39 No.19078299
    He is but The Japanese don't know how to distinguish between different britons so he is mainly reffered to as an 'English Gentleman'. Quite annoying from a welsh point of view.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:40 No.19078307
    Or an English point of view.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:41 No.19078319
    Would be better to call him British, but yeah acting like the standard English gentleman is his thing even with him being Welsh.

    And now I'm imagining all of those dramatic scenes from the manga in a strong welsh accent and lots of "Boyo."
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:42 No.19078326
    Don't let her escape without explaining what the deal with the concreted-over magic seal room we investigated last thread is.

    And a Welsh Gentleman isn't a thing. They're all savages.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:43 No.19078332
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:43 No.19078336
    "O! What's occurrin 'ere?"
    >> Sidestory: kissshot acerolaorion heartunderblade Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/12/12(Sat)11:45 No.19078345
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    She pops out of Araragi's shadow, a half-amused look on her face.
    She is Oshino Shinobu, the human-like vampire bound to Araragi Koyomi.
    This innocent looking little girl with locks as gold as a summer sunset that looks to be about 10 years old was actually a feared vampire that once went under the moniker KAII KILLER

    The vampire-like human, Koyomi looks at her.
    "What is it Shinobu?" He asks, puzzled.
    Rarely did she leave his shadow while he was in the company of others.
    "I smell her. One of us. A strong one, a very very strong one." she tells him with a half-formed smile
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 05/12/12(Sat)11:46 No.19078356
    >Install Scriptish version. I had the same problem yesterday and had to reinstall the extension.



    My Maid-Sense is tingling!

    Brace yourself for Eva's gift!
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:46 No.19078357
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:47 No.19078366
    Is Hayate going to have to break up a vampire fight?
    Is he going to have to BUTLER some loli's?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:49 No.19078373
    I'm feeling uncomfortable about this.
    >> Landing Gear !UP/zCBi/A. 05/12/12(Sat)11:49 No.19078376
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    New thread at 2200 4chan time.
    >> Sidestory: Le chat turbulent Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/12/12(Sat)11:50 No.19078379
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    You are Sakamoto Mio. The Hero of Japan.
    You can't believe you showed him that.

    You are a naval officer goddammit.
    You should have been able to deal with that.
    But instead you were weak like a child.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:51 No.19078383
    Hey, you know what's extremely paedophilic?

    Everything in this quest series.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:52 No.19078397
    >checks tripcode
    FUCK YOU! I almost fell for that!
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:53 No.19078400
    Le Fuck

    Le You
    >> Sidestory: Le chat turbulent Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/12/12(Sat)11:53 No.19078401
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    You are Sakamoto Mio. The Hero of Japan.
    You were putty in his hands.

    Your bride carried you like a bride.
    You did not stop him, nor did you not complain.
    To be honest, you quite liked it.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:54 No.19078407
    Okay, that's it, she's hit the 100% point. She's full-swagged.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:54 No.19078409
    Oh you asshole!
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)11:55 No.19078411
    Haha, good job, mate! My butthurt will feed the real LG for weeks.
    >> Sidestory: Le chat turbulent Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/12/12(Sat)11:56 No.19078420
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    You are Sakamoto Mio. The Hero of Japan.
    And you hate to lose.

    You feel like you lost back there.
    It feels like he won a bit.
    Maybe, just maybe, you should just concede defeat.
    >> Landing Gear !UP/zCBi/A. 05/12/12(Sat)11:57 No.19078427
    When the actual LG posted right after me I thought I wasn't going to get anybody. Nice to know I at least caused a little bit of rage. Somehow.
    >> Sidestory: Le chat turbulent Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/12/12(Sat)11:59 No.19078442
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    You are Sakamoto Mio. The Hero of Japan.
    No. Just No.

    You will not retreat.
    You will not surrender.
    Victory must be yours.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)12:02 No.19078463
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)12:02 No.19078464
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)12:03 No.19078470
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)12:04 No.19078476
    All her stubbornness means she's just going tot snap that much harder when she finally can't take it anymore.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)12:05 No.19078483
    She just won't quit, will she? As expected of a WW2 IJN officer.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)12:06 No.19078490
    Gods, sex with her must take days - she wouldn't stop until she thinks she's won completely.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)12:06 No.19078494
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    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/12/12(Sat)12:10 No.19078514
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    Brassica Napus

    New thread on SUNDAY 2200 4chan time

    >Spending the day at my mum's place tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)12:10 No.19078516

    >eventually she will win

    would love it if she won but later realises that it benefits us more in some way.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)12:12 No.19078530
    >Brassica Napus
    This should be interesting.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)12:14 No.19078538

    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)12:15 No.19078539
    If she wins, she loses, because the girls will never accept her if she rapes us. If she loses, she wins, because she'll be permanently added to the family. She's in a tricky situation.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)12:15 No.19078541
    well that can't be good.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 05/12/12(Sat)12:18 No.19078569
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    I think that we need to prepare A LOT of Red Bulls for this encounter or get ourself a chastity belt....
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)12:22 No.19078596
    Why not? Rapeseed is a very useful plant.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)12:24 No.19078616
    if we survive, it will probably be the memory we use for the sexual stamina potion.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 05/12/12(Sat)12:28 No.19078630

    >read the previous thread to catch up.
    >see title of new thread.

    I know what those make....
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)12:39 No.19078708
    Rape trees? With rape berries dangling, swaying in the wind?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)12:44 No.19078738
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    behold the rape fields
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/12/12(Sat)12:56 No.19078836
    THIS is why WE need to talk to the girls, get their okay to handle Mio as "necessary" with undue fear of their wrath. Erica and Perrine should understand that Sakamoto isn't going to give in and ask them for courting permission. So we have to ask for her.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)13:09 No.19078932

    doing that would make us winner by default?
    we could let ourselves be romanced and then when she feels like she has won and tries to talk to the girls they'll be like

    "we knew that, Hayate told us about it and we agreed to let you in, didn't he tell you?"

    and then we get punished for it.

    everybody happy!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/12/12(Sat)13:22 No.19079012
    She'll still need to ask for actual admission, it wouldn't subvert that, I'm thinking more to… open the path in a manner that might work easier, with Sakamoto's style.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)13:39 No.19079145

    from what i'm reading she seems to want to get in our pants before asking the girls, surely Hayate knows this. we have to discuss that with the rest of the girls atleast.

    i'm all for letting her set the pace but her style could potentially wreck everything we worked for.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)13:43 No.19079171
    I sort of agree with this.

    What we've been doing so far is forcing the girls to make all the moves.

    If we get permission to chase after her, then we can fight her on her own terms.

    We don't need to sex her, that would be capitulating. Rather, it lets us retaliate. She feels like she lost here? Imagine how much of a victory it'd be if we also left flowers and a get-well card. Not only flirty, but reinforcing the traditional gender roles.

    That's how we fight Mio. Resist her advances, and make her feel like a woman. She'll get all confused about her emotions and become deredere.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/12/12(Sat)13:44 No.19079183
    That's exactly what I'm trying to say.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)13:49 No.19079214
    We could however clear it with the girls and once she does break and admit defeat she asks and they say they already had agreed yes

    It would make things much simpler for us
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)13:50 No.19079226
    I like that.

    She's sitting there all nervous about actually admitting this stuff, and the girls just smile and say "we know, we've just been waiting."

    And she's stunned, smiles, and then the credits start playing. And during the after-credit scenes we're being dressed up like a pirate.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)13:52 No.19079236

    i apologise for being dense.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)14:15 No.19079423
    Should we really be trying to "break" her? I mean, she's not a goddamn horse. Besides, I personally like a little bit of assertive. And if that's a part of her personality, should we really be endeavoring to change that?

    Just got caught up, btw. Thread started at 4am here, and I didn't finish breakfast until 10.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/12/12(Sat)14:21 No.19079486
    No worries. I don't always (frequently) manage to present things the way I actually want to communicate them.

    Typing on a phone doesn't help, either.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/12/12(Sat)14:26 No.19079521
    >4 AM start
    Trust me, you're not alone in that.

    I'm not sure about "breaking" her, either. I just want to be able to respond without thinking "Oh god, what're the girls gonna do when they find out?"
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)14:28 No.19079547
    I don't think we're trying to "break" her, really.

    She's trying to be the man in the relationship, and we're just making her work for it, show her what it's like for her to be the woman, and, maybe, she'll like that, too.

    And the bit about asking the girls now is so we can romance her without it being cheating, since she wouldn't be against the rules.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/12/12(Sat)14:34 No.19079604
    >And the bit about asking the girls now is so we can romance her without it being cheating, since she wouldn't be against the rules.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)14:39 No.19079656
    There's nothing wrong with two "men" in the relationship. Pants for everyone!

    But seriously, she's dominant and assertive. Half the fun with her is seeing what happens when two unstoppable forces meet head on. So I say let her keep that.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/12/12(Sat)14:51 No.19079759
    So if I'm reading this right, and I very well might not be as I've been up since 7pm yesterday, we clear Mio with the family ourselves, and then carry on as we have been without fear of cheating, and when she finally breaks down we can say, "I already took care of that" and commence with tender lovemaking correct?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)14:53 No.19079770
    SO, in general we want to make sure the girls are ok with Mio so she can advance the plot at her own pace,
    we will show her that it is ok to feel like a lady once in a while but will not discourage her being the 'man' in a relation ship,
    keep this battle going untill someone loses (we roll bad) and we get dressed up like the living mannequin we are.

    the dressing up is going to happen regardless of the outcome.

    i hope this is correct.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/12/12(Sat)14:58 No.19079826
    Pretty much, yeah.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/12/12(Sat)15:03 No.19079866
    ok. just checking.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)15:04 No.19079888
    I keep downvoting and switching IPs, but this is still alive!
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/12/12(Sat)15:12 No.19079979
    it's because you're an angry, sad sack of shit.
    We're doing it specifically to spite you, you humorless weasel.
    It's an international conspiracy to keep you miserable, as we obviously aren't doing this for enjoyment's sake.
    And really, the archive votes are the only thing keeping us going.
    Keep it up, we'll disappear soon enough.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/12/12(Sat)15:31 No.19080183
    Because we feed on the butthurt
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)15:37 No.19080243
    Your butthurtness is just so delicious! Seeing your action being futile is just too sweet!
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)15:55 No.19080430
    Just caught up with today's thread.

    Evangeline vs Shinobu. My body will never be ready.

    Since I really do like the idea of uber-powerful vampires butting heads, what other animu vampires could we throw in in the future? Rachel Alucard? Arcueid Brunestud? Saya? Moka? The OTHER Alucard?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)15:58 No.19080467
    Not technically Anime, but Remilia or Flandre Scarlet?

    Flandre fits the blond loli archetype Shinobu and Eva have going, too.

    Also, I don't think Saya counts as a vampire. I thought she was a shoggoth.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)16:00 No.19080483

    >OTHER Alucard

    if thats who i think it is, then i'm not sure how he would fit in the bureau.

    would be awesome though
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)16:01 No.19080487
    Blood the Last Vampire Saya, not Saya no Uta Saya.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)16:11 No.19080587
    Would be interesting. Might do a simulation of the Embodiment of the Scarlet devil sometime (Or anything from touhou)

    That reminds me. I wonder where Tewi and Reisen went off to. . .Maybe off to a different Basics class or something.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)16:13 No.19080629
    Mina Tepes, the queen of all vampires, from Dance in the Vampire Bund?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)16:38 No.19080898

    Trick there is the facts that:
    1) Hellsing Alucard would LOVE hunting these other vampires to add them to his collection.
    2) Integra would be needed to keep him under control. She might be up to joining the Bureau to get access to them for helping with the Hellsing Organization's works. It'd be good advanced field training to deal with the weaker of the vampires in the Hellsing world.
    3) Alucard is not a vampire. He is an eldricht abomination sin again Creation pretending to be a vampire for shits and giggles. Must say he's a fine actor, though...

    Seras Victoria, on the other hand... She's young enough vampire-wise to where she might be a good, reliable heavy hitter for the Bureau to call in when the target must utterly die a horrible death due to dual-wield automatic anti-tank rifles or getting it's shit wrecked by a Hellsing-style vampire. Not sure if swag would work.. And it could be dangerous since she can easily outlive ALL the girls.... If she doesn't eat them.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/12/12(Sat)17:19 No.19081286
    >The OTHER Alucard?
    Adrian Fahrenheit Tepes?
    Not that he wants to admit to the vampiric side.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)17:38 No.19081482
    Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg.

    Dude has literally infinite power. Killed a god by himself and stopped the moon from destroying the earth. Can also travel the multiverse at will.

    Sorceries are fucking hax.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/12/12(Sat)17:43 No.19081533
    To be entirely honest, I would rather we not do that
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)19:02 No.19082414
    Hellsing, being a manga and anime, would put their cluster under TSAB and IDPKB jurisdiction. Also, having been brought over to the US, there may be a bit of bleedthrough to the Institute.
    It would definitely be interesting as a simulation, and maybe even our field training assignment.

    I know that in the Editors discussions, Touhou was considered as a sort of dumping ground by the Institute/TG for high-powered S.U.E.'s that would be difficult to take out, because the inhabitants of Touhou would be able to make short work them. Also, because of the Touhou Project's nature, trying to police that Canon is worse than all of the Marvel and DC Canons combined, even WITH their Retcon Storms.

    Would be interesting to see what Tewi and Reisen are doing here at the Bureau, and what the Bureau's relationship to Yukari is like.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)19:28 No.19082765
    If Touhou is a "garbage disposal" then I doubt that anybody is recruiting from there.

    Can you imagine trying to give commands to a creature that can ruin your entire assembled fleet?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)19:40 No.19082925
    The problem with the idea of trying to use the Touhou Canons as S.U.E. disposal planes is that Yukari will eventually get pissed if you do it without asking her first.
    And her abilities allow her to achieve Meta-Transit on her own; not the kind of being to piss off.

    So Yukari would be a Meta Faction in her own right, if not in power projection then at least in how most Factions won't mess with her.

    Also, the Institute would be the one most likely to use Touhou inhabitants as Cleaners; the TSAB has prohibitions against simply killing S.U.E.'s, and the IDPKB wants to capture them in order to squeeze Juice out of them to power their magitechnology.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)19:46 No.19083000
    so far every SUE we've run across loses its power and becomes a wretched person bitching about how this isn't their dream. Then we kill them.

    I think dealing with SUEs, even godlike ones, are "standard operating procedure" for most meta-agencies. Hyper-Athens and the Combine probably kill them on site.

    In the grand scheme of things, they're a nuisance to be policed.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)19:47 No.19083019
    Speaking of TSAB, how do they feel about us having recruited Nahona?

    I mean, that's THEIR canon. What the shit?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)19:50 No.19083063
    We didn't recruit THEIR Nanoha. We recruited A Nanoha. It seems that the IDPKB mostly harvests from fanfictions instead of the main canons.

    This will end up weird if we meet the original on a mission though.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)19:57 No.19083155
    >In the grand scheme of things, they're a nuisance to be policed.
    Most of the time, I would agree with you.
    However, there's always the danger of a S.U.E. becoming a Conqueror and trying to carve out a multiple-Canon Crossover fiefdom. That's when they move up from being just a nuisance, to being a threat. Granted, a small one, but a threat nonetheless.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)20:00 No.19083198
    Branches of a Tree-style multiverse is confusing as hell.

    I wonder what the Combine think when they have to conquer the SAME goddamn universe, AGAIN, except this time around their main adversary is some chick with blue hair.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)20:02 No.19083215
    >I wonder what the Combine think when they have to conquer the SAME goddamn universe, AGAIN, except this time around their main adversary is some chick with blue hair.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)20:16 No.19083387
    Or you stop by the TSAB and there are thousands of Nanohas there from the different canons, fanfictions, head canons, books, figures, quests. . .

    Man, it must be awesome to watch a battle royale with 52 different Nanohas competing.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/12/12(Sat)20:17 No.19083409
    >Hellsing, being a manga and anime, would put their cluster under TSAB and IDPKB jurisdiction. Also, having been brought over to the US, there may be a bit of bleedthrough to the Institute.

    No way that would happen. There's no reason to send "us" to a HnG canon if there was any likelihood of encountering the native Hayate. Even if Bureau Agents know about the real nature of the metaverse, it would be far too much trouble to deal with 'splainin' things to the native character, with or without mindwipes. Far easier to use a different agent, and avoid the situation.

    Wait, you meant meeting the original Nanoha, didn't you? Yeah, that'd be pretty awkward. Still be a thing they'd try to avoid.

    >except this time around their main adversary is some chick with blue hair.
    Is that a specific reference? It sounds like it could be.

    I fear for the safety of the observers.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)20:23 No.19083495
    >specific reference

    Nope, sorry.

    And yeah, meeting the "originals" of the girls we're dating would be all kinds of awkward.

    "What the hell's a Neuroi?"

    "What?! In a harem, with HER?!"

    "I don't like explosions THAT much..."

    "Why... why am I dressed like a girl?"

    Yeah, it's best if we not meet ourselves.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/12/12(Sat)20:29 No.19083556
    Indeed it is.

    Also, since I harp on it every time: It's "family," not "harem." Especially if you consider that we're including Mike as a new father figure.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)20:32 No.19083587
    WE call it a family.

    Some stranger wearing our love's face will look at her copy involved with a man who's seeing a bunch of other women and not be pleased.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)20:48 No.19083771
    I am tired of you people throwing in canon characters without regard for the consequences.

    It's like you never read the Editors' codex, or even stopped to even think about the damage to canons that you're creating.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)20:51 No.19083804
    They're not creating reality distortions because these aren't the Prime Canon versions of these characters.
    YOU obviously have not read the Codex properly, if you still haven't understood that.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)20:53 No.19083825
    I've read it, and I did voice my concern about the Bureau recruited from unfinished canons.

    I don't really know how to address it, or if LG even plans to address it.

    Hayate is unfinished, Nahona is unfinished, SWQ is finished, TWGOK is unfinished...

    Yeah. I think LG is just giving us the character we want and not really bothering with the metaverse as a whole.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)21:00 No.19083943
    It would have helped if it was clearer. The quest is really hard to follow at this point. At any rate, I recall fanfictions are "un-canons", or "voids" where SUEs emerge from.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/12/12(Sat)21:02 No.19083966
    And because WE call it a family, that's what we'd use to talk about it.

    >never read the Editors' codex
    You're talking about a certain googledoc, I have read it, and it wasn't helpful AT ALL.

    Regardless, the metaverse is an excuse to pull all these fucking random people together. I doubt LG's really worried about on the whole for the quest. I'm sure he'll be using elements of it at various times, but probably not too concerned about it.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)21:07 No.19084025
    Not quite.

    "official" canons (like Strike Witches where they're fighting Neuroi) are "trees." Each tree has many "branches" which are the fanfics, subplots, what have you.

    SUEs are mostly generated spontaneously by bad writing in the Real World, but nobody knows that.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)21:17 No.19084150
    >I recall fanfictions are "un-canons", or "voids" where SUEs emerge from.
    That might have been in one of the early Editor threads (though I checked them, and didn't find anything to this effect).

    However, with the Tree- and Forest-like paradigm of the Meta, fanfics and fanons are branches off the Trunk of a Canon.
    S.U.E.'s create reality distortions that need to be stamped out, and are usually created by bad fanfic authors.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)21:57 No.19084583
    Don't forget that many of the leaves are extremely unstable. That's probably where the IDPKB is recruiting from. The universes that are like the main one, but unstable because they're the way a certain person saw it. As soon as that person forgets his point of view, that canon is going to start to disappear.

    Our Shirou for example isn't from any main canon. He's not from any spinoffs or fanfics. He's from the 4chan view that he's really fucking dense. Now take that and combine it with the way Landing Gear saw him, and that's where we got ours.

    We recruited the Shirou from Landing Gear's view of Fate/Stay Night.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)22:18 No.19084767
    From how I read it, the IDPKB is a meta aware faction that hides the fact that all of them are only fiction.

    I remember LG once mentioning that only the higher up are fully meta-aware.
    This also explains why they call canons DIMENSIONS.

    Why does the IDPKB hide this? we don't know, but it will be interesting when Hayate finds a Dimension where he is in a manga
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)22:23 No.19084822
    You mean like the hentai district that we (as players) wouldn't let the girls get near?

    Hell, we did find a pantsless male dressed as Commander Yuki playing DDR.
    Now, a good question is, since Yuki made that sim herself, why did she add a pantless male version of herself.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)22:31 No.19084911
    With the explanation that there are multiple worlds, the truth of Canons can be hidden behind the lie of parallel universes.
    It would be a little disconcerting and weird for the operatives to come across a manga or an anime that chronicled their lives, but they generally won't make the connection that the product came first, rather than them.
    That's the beauty of the lie of Parallel Worlds; it's so versatile.
    "In this, you exist. In another you don't exist. In another, you're married to the same woman. In another, you're married to a different woman. In another, you're married to a man."
    - Funsch, MVA Agent
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)22:35 No.19084956
    And what if we realize that we were fiction first, then what?
    I think it would be the time when we get mindwiped
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)22:37 No.19084975
    Its her secret fetish.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)22:38 No.19084991
    I'd say it would depend on how we handled the news. But yes, memory wipes are probably how they normally end. Either enforced by the Bureau, or requested by the agent so that they don't have to think about the implications.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)22:49 No.19085076
    You know what I think is weird? we have not met any "real" people
    I mean historical ones.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)22:51 No.19085102
    Didn't we meet Rommel or Patton when we visited SWQ dimension?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/12/12(Sat)22:54 No.19085124
    Or was it a man?

    Then it's either Mindwipe City, or Promotion Town.

    A canon-local variant, yeah. Don't recall which. None actually IN the IDPKB, though, unless you want to count the imported Witches, as they are based on historical pilots.
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)23:06 No.19085246
    >"real" historical people
    Do you mean like Tesla, Eisenhower, Rommel, Erich Hartmann, or Simo Hayha?
    Or more modern ones like Stephen Hawking, Carl Sagan, or Shuji Nakamura?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)23:17 No.19085343
    ones that arent far removed from the real ones
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)23:28 No.19085454
    Those kind of people would have to come from a Baseline Earth, then. And generally, wouldn't they be in more support roles, and therefore not as visible to field operatives like us?

    Sure, if we went down to R&D, we might find a Shuji Nakamura (from a Frasier Canon) working alongside Doc Brown (Back to the Future Cartoon Canon), but there isn't much call for us to meet him personally.
    There might be a team of Stephen Hawking (Frasier Canon, Home Improvement Canon, White Collar Canon, Cheers Canon, Friends Canon, Law & Order Canon, CSI: Miami Canon), but we wouldn't exactly have much reason to meet with them.

    Maybe during the Bureau Christmas Party, though.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/12/12(Sat)23:34 No.19085510
    You forgot (Stargate Canon) for Hawking.

    So, I had thought. What if, on Novermber 24, 1991, in at least one history, Freddie Mercury didn't die, but was instead recruited by [Insert Meta-Faction Here]?
    >> Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)23:44 No.19085594
    It could be done, if you found a TV sitcom that ran during that period.

    Why would they do it, though?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/12/12(Sat)23:57 No.19085740
    Because it's Freddie Fuckin' Mercury.
    >> Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)01:48 No.19086874
    >Freddie Mercury recruited
    >he gets up and starts singing
    >problems all across the meta start solving themselves
    >> Anonymous 05/13/12(Sun)04:36 No.19087982
    Okay, so, you could pop into Family Matters, which aired from '89 to '98.
    Home Improvement premiered in September of 1991, so you'd have time to grab Freddie near the beginning of the series.
    Saved By The Bell started in '89, and ended in '93, so there's another version of Freddie you could probably save with no one the wiser.
    Law & Order (the original) premiered in 1990, so that's another Canon that you could search for Freddie.
    Seinfeld began in 1989, so that's another Canon you could pick over.
    And of course, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, which premiered on Sep 10, 1990.

    So, just from a quick Google search, that's 6 Canons where you could recruit Freddie Mercury from.
    You could have an entire band composed of JUST Freddie Mercuries.
    I don't know if the Meta is ready for such a thing.

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