>Cont."Not breakdowns per se, but there was a bit where I tried to tell a funny story about my childhood, and my family didn't find it very amusing.""Really?" he asks "so you've not had any breakdowns? Are you repressing the memories?""Well, no. Not really, They still come back hen they're triggered, but I guess I've learned to harness them instead of being overwhelmed by them." you tell him."harness them? How?""Well, during this one simulation we had to race through some tunnels on badly built go-carts. I used memories of being a driver for a street racing circuit to help me drive.""So what you're telling me is no you use your bad memories for strength instead of having them as your glaring weakness?""more or less, yes.""That is great!" he tells you excitedly. "You really should continue doing so, instead of trying to keep them bottled up. This way, you can use them constructively and even vent them."Your session continues through the allotted hour, with Shinji reinforcing the idea of harnessing your bad memories.Soon enough it was over, and it was time for you to leave."Hey Hayate, next week, I want you to do something." he tells you as he helps you to the door."What is it?""I want you to bring one of the girls over if possible, and have her sit-in during our session. Would you be comfortable with that?"[ ]yes[ ]no[ ]I must think this through.
>>19257898Sure. I could see if they could all come, if you'd like.
[x] Sure, why not?
>>19257898[x]Yesask if he has a preference.
>>19257898[x]I must think this through."I understand that it's for a healthy relationship, but I don't want to put any burdens on them unduly."
i like it!
>>19257898Yes, but I think just bringing one might be tough more likely all if them will turn up
>>19257898[^]I must think this through.
[x]must think it throughWe can always talk it over with one of them, and the decision is theirs. No need to commit ourselves now.
[x] YesWith the caveat that we're going to ask the girls who'd be willing to participate, and also that we might accidentally end up bringing all of them by accident.Stranger things have happened.
>>19257930He did say bring them "if possible". If none of them want to come, he'll understand. This isn't exactly a super serious promise.
I will ask themYou may well end up with all of them sitting in here though given how protective and supportive of me they are
>>19257898[x] Yes"Would it be a problem if more than one comes, though?"
>>19257898Well hey why not Hina? Nice stable minded Hina. She's the kind of girl that you'd take to meet your psychiatrist.
>>19257978But that's not as much fun as the Kartoffel-Königin
"I will ask them" you tell him"But you may well end up with all of them sitting in here though.""I'll make sure to add some more seats then." he chuckles."Goodbye Hayate, I will see you next week." He says as he closes the door behind you.AT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
>>19257999Home time I think.
>>19257999Get home, prep for sexytimes now that we don't have to worry about Lolis in the bed.
WHO HAS THE TO-DO LISTPretty sure we need to start making preparations for that tea party soon...
>>19257999Go home and start dinner? What did we forget, it's driving me nuts!
>>19257999don't we have, like, a job or something?Read up on what agents are expected to do in the field, help us get some knowledge as to what our future holds / what Nanoha is doing at the moment.
Or see about getting our strength mode. We never did get to turn into a catgirl rejectOr see about getting the storage subroutine for kraus, we could use that
>>19258028Ah yes, invite people to the tea party
>>19258033Our job is to train to be a proper agent.
>>19257999If we have time before we plan on searching the house, we should stop by the place where we'll get Data training done and schedule an appointment.
>>19258033That's actually what our training has been for, today was a day off for our team being better than everyone else in the last simulation
>>19258041If we got the storage subroutine, could we store our potions in there, and have Kraus put them on/in our teacups/saucers/etc. when we summon them?We might FINALLY be able to use the Bouncy Castle that way!
>>19258106That might be possibleI wouldn't mind seeing that finally usedAnother for getting neko mode though, the idea is too amusing for me to ignore
SO... uhhh what do?
>>19258167I think invite people to the tea party and investigate neko mode and storage programs for kraus
>>19258167Potion research and st Klaus to work on developing Cat mode.
>>19258167Investigate the lab! I bet there's all sorts of stuff we haven't found yet.
>>19258176Kraus not KlausAlso what potion research? We had a big list of things we wanted to tryI think the reading speed or energy potion for serious or BEAR or chibi for trolling potions
>>19258184Good idea. Hopefully the girls will be done with their simulations by now, we can get Mio and the girls to search all together.
>>19258069>>19258173So invites and Neko mode.Best go home and run the guestlist by Perrine.
>>19258130I'd rather have a Kuma mode. Trade speed for strength and durability.
>>19258207That is assuming she and Mio aren't still sitting in her office wondering how we did that last trick
>>19258217Yeah it was never decided I just said neko mode since that's what LG mentioned way back when we discussed other dating sim reject costume modesAnd I am guessing he has pictures of hayate in nekomimi but not in kumamimi
>invitesYou head to the dorms, walking across the quad.You enter the faithful little building through the front door and climb the stairs.You pass by the second floor, the one of the males, and the enigmatic third floor, the one also knon as the Hideyoshi floor and finally you arrive at the fourth floor.True, you could have sent the invitations out mentally, but that won't do.A personal invitation is in order.You try and remember who you'd want to come to this little tea party.INVITE WHO?
>>19258207What is the current guest list?HinaDesu and BokuShinku (maybe Jun?)LillyCharlotte DunoisAnyone else that we've met?
Let's not invite anyone that might make fun of, or take advantage of, Perrine being in a maid costume.None of the witches, family aside. And we should speak with Erica about not being a bitch.>>19258237That pretty much covers it for classy people. Aren't tea parties supposed to be smaller affairs anyways? Someone go to /fa/ and talk to a girl for a definite answer
>>19258237We need some more people from her class.Maybe Io from the idol group, hideyoshi and his sister as well? They should fit in well enough
>>19258235part of this tea party was to get people to know Perrinne better, so shouldnt we invite different members of her class? Try and help her get over some of the anti-socialness that Mike was concerned about?
>>19258235Well, we had ought to invite proper ladys appriciative of a fine cup of tea. Lilly, Boku, Shinku, Yuki, Amazoness. Forgetting anyone?
>>19258256Wait, wasn't the whole point to invite a bunch of the witches? Fuck, gotta start scrolling through the archives.
>>19258259Hideyoshi and his sister ARE rich, I think, so they should be classy as well. Never seen Baka to Test, so I don't know much about him other than epic-tier trap.
>>19258274Hideyoshi is very formal and proper and a godly trapIo is pretty formal and I think she would get along with Perrine well enoughI think Yuki was mentioned somewhereThe witches weren't mentioned since this was supposed to be a way to get her to socialize with those in her class more
The whole point of the ordeal was to get Perrine to open up to her class.>ALL THE CLASSMATES!
I am tempted to try slipping Mio and Trude BEAR pots or bears just to see the resultsOr maybe giving them to Mio to slip to Trude...
>>19258288Problem is the more informal members of her class might be a little much for her.
>>19258273No, it was the whole "Help Perrine be social" plan.>>19258285Yuki is a good idea. Maybe get her to open up a little more, as well.>>19258288Trying to get her to open up THAT fast might break her instead, or make he snap shut even worse.
>>19258311That's why we don't take that persons ideaWe keep it to maybe 10 people including Perrine and us and make sure it is the more formal or restrained ones first, then once she opens up some more we can get her to handle the ones like the idol twins or mikiAlthough Miki strikes me as someone she wouldn't get along too badly with she is just a bit air headed at first
>>19258328>>19258311Oh fuck you guys. Learning by doing! Throw her out of the nest, I say!
>>19258347She might not manage to spread her wings and consequently break her neck. Lets not.
You pad down the corridor quietly, looking for Lily's room.You find it easily enough and knock on the door."Hayate, please do come in, the door is open."She tells you from inside.You find her sitting on the bed with a golden retriever on her lap.She was combing the large dog's fur as it lazed."So what can I do for you Hayate?" she asks
>>19258354Yes, Ms. Lilly, I am here to invite you to a tea party. Not being proficient in Braille, I figured it better to invite you in person.
>>19258354err... WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS??
Perrine and I are having a teaparty tomorrow. Would you like to come?
>>19258369That's potentially insulting. It implies that we have to treat her differently than others because we think that she is incapable.
No. I'm still here, but there's nothing to post. The other gentlemen already stated our intentions.
>>19258354>>19258396"Have you met Perrine Cloisterman? She's one of Mike's new class, and she's from the same dimension as Erica. She's been having a bit of trouble making friends here (myself excluded), and I was hoping to throw a little tea party to introduce her to a few people who I think she'd get along with. Would you like to come?"
Perrine is having a tea party tomorrow to get to know her classmates better, and she was wondering if you would like to join us. It is going to be held in my resort
>>19258426i am ok with this one
tea party, invitation, Perrine, etc.
>>19258354FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T MENTION OPENING UP.Just say that Perrine lost a bet and now we're throwing a tea party where she has to wear a maid outfit.
"Have you met Perrine Cloisterman? She's one of Mike's new class, and she's from the same dimension as Erica.""I have been introduced to her yesterday." she tells you."Well, I am here to invite you to a tea party Perrine and I will be hosting tomorrow evening after classes at our resort. We would be honored if you would come.""A tea party? I'd love to come. Thank you Hayate, and please extend my thanks to Perinne as well."She says as she pets the dog on her lap."You are most welcome Lily. And I should be the one thanking you for accepting our invitation." you say with a bow."It's nothing Hayate, Who am I to refuse an invitation from you?""You are too kind Lily. By the way, I didn't know you had a dog. What's his name?""Oh this?" she laughs "He isnt exactly a dog. this is Gabriel, my Device. He got upgraded last week and it now lets him assume this form."The dog looks up at you, it's attentive eyes locked with yours."Sup?" It says very casually, a complete turn around from the formal and proper Lily."hey there." You answer. "So anyway, Lily, thank you for accepting our invitation, I'm off to invite some others.""Goodbye Hayate, I'll see you in class tomorrow."She chuckles as she emphasizes the word -see-."Ill see you Lily." you answer as you head out of her door.You now head to one of Perrine's classmates.A girl that, through some information you were given, you know is French as well.You knock on the door of one Charlotte Dunois.*GIVE ME A ROLL**1d3*
rolled 3 = 3>>19258484Ok.
rolled 3 = 3ASDF
rolled 3 = 3>>19258484Rolling for pantyshot misunderstandings~
rolled 2 = 2>>19258489>>19258491>>19258493Well.
rolled 2 = 23's for the three god!Misunderstandings for hayate
rolled 1 = 1See if we can't get 1 1 to go with our 3 3's and 2 2's
rolled 1 = 1>>19258548AND NOW TO RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE
rolled 3 = 3>>19258548you're a wizard now.
>>19258548Good job, Anon.>>19258556And this is why we can't have nice things.
rolled 2 = 2>>19258577>scatNOPE.JPG
>3"Who is it?" some one answers from inside."Err... This is Hayate Ayasaki form the advanced classes, I was wondering if we could talk?""Laura, can you please get the door?" you hear the request come from inside.A short girl with platinum hair opens the door for you. Her eyepatch, her stance, and most everything about her reminds you of a smaller white haired Mio.She looks at you with one curious eye and motions you inside.There, on the bed, you see two blonde girls, one with voluminous hair ending in curls, and one with it tied in a simple ponytail.From the information you have, you think that the one with the ponytail would be Charlotte."Good evening ladies," you tell them "I'm sorry if I'm disturbing you. I'm Hayate Ayasaki from the advanced classes.""Oh! You're that guy with the T-rex!" The one with curls says as she realizes who you were, her rather impressive assets bouncing as she moved."Oh you're not disturbing us Ayasaki-san. What can I do for you this evening?" Charlotte asks as the white-haired Laura plops onto the bed next to her.
>>19258577>going good up until the "tattoo'd brainless whore">keep reading in case something else happens>shit worm crawling to freedom>nope
rolled 1 = 1>>19258627Second verse same as the firstInvite her friends too though
>>192586271 girl, 2 girls, or 3 girls.Ichika's lucky. . .>blah, blah, blah. . . teaparty. . . french
>>19258627>LauraYES YES YES YES YES YES YESErYes please?
>>19258655Are they all his in this and is he as clueless as canon though?
>>19258627I'm hosting a tea party tomorrow on Perrine's behalf, to try and help her out of her shell. I was wondering if you'd like to come?
We must introduce pirate witch to pirate space witch
>>19258664I don't think we should mention the "bring her out of her shell." bit. Leave it at the lost bet.
>>19258627Invite 'em all, but let's not be too broken up when we inevitably start swagging them one by one. The swag has a mind of its own, and it knows how to get what it wants.I say we start with Laura. We're still a few eyepatches short of a pirate crew.
>>19258674Yar Har, Fiddle dee dee.Showing her my penis is alright with me.
"Well, Perrine and I were holding a teaparty tomorrow, I was wondering if you'd like to come.""Perrine? A tea party? Where?""Yes, Perinne, your classmate, my girlfriend. A small social gathering with some of her classmates and some of mine. At our place. You are also invited to come miss... err, We've not yet been introduced yet.""I'm Cecilia Alcott, Representative Candidate of Britain." the other blonde states proudly."And this is Laura Bodewig from Germany." Charlotte adds as she motions towards the white-haired one."Ah yes, Miss Cecilia, Miss Laura, I'd like to extend the invitation to the two of you as well." you tell them with a bow."Wait.." the British one says, "you said -OUR place- d-do you live together?""Yes, yes we do. I live in a house in a bottle with my girlfriends.""Girlfriends?" Charlotte was the one to ask this."Yes, girlfriends. Our whole family moved together after we realized that it would be for the best. So, would you like to come to our home?"
>>19258693I wonder if we just got Ichika some roommates.
>>19258693"So wait, you're saying multiple girls can share one guy?""Yeah, no reason why not."Diabolical plotting ensues.
The three girls look at each other, most probably discussing things mentally.A moment later and Charlotte turns back to you."We'd love to come. This could also be a good opportunity for Laura to socialize."The white haired one blushes a bit and whispers, "I would have preferred a Japanese tea ceremony...""I'll see if I could set one up for you in the future, miss Laura." you tell her with a bow."Now if you ladies would excuse me, I still have some others to invite. Please have a good evening.""See you Ayasaki-san." Charlotte returns your bow and leads you to the door.As the door closes behind you, you hear the girls go back to talking."....live together!""...girlfriends?""...they share?""We must find out how!"Not wanting to eavesdrop further, you walk down the hall.[ ]invite hideyoshi[ ]go for _________
>>19258716Haha Ichika is SCREWED.
HideyoshiAlso we must introduce Laura to Mio
>>19258723Ickika is "Getting" screwed, you mean.
>>19258723In the best possible way.
>>19258723In a good way.
>>19258716>hideyoshiEh, nah, we can have MANLY PICNIC with him and that other guy. Ay-something.[x] go for one of the paper sisters. Wasn't there a quiet one?>>19258723He'll thank us later.
>>19258723I'm not sure anyone could pull it off without the assistance of either overwhelming swag or straight up mind control. And with the swagularity that is Hayate, I'm not sure any lesser degree of swag could survive in proximity before being sucked in and absorbed into our own.
We'll have to let Ichika borrow our book on harem management...
>>19258744That's no fun though.Also Hideyoshi is to be invited because he is formal and someone Perrine could handle easily
>>19258716>"....live together!">"...girlfriends?">"...they share?"Hopes, dreams, crushed.
>>19258744The Paper Sisters are currently in Field Training.>>19258716Go see Jun and Shinku.
Oh, don't worry guys. Odds are, they'll plan to work together, get into an argument and then end up at each other's throats. Charlotte and Laura will come crying to us, and end up swagged.Ichika will have no idea what the hell just happened.
>>19258760We can set ourselves up as a friendly ear, and then when Ichika is to dense to understand the idea, they come to us for comfort.
>>19258768Or they try sharing him find troubles and come to usWe help ichika learn to handle things and gain another disciple
>>19258744The quiet paper sister is Maggie - we set her up with Rider-bro, so we should leave her to him.Michelle on the other hand would be a good fit for the tea party thing.
>>19258768Because Ichika was Shirou-level retarded in canon. I can see this happening. Ours is the swag that will pierce the heavens and make the impossible possible.
>>19258778You underestimate Shirou. Shirou got laid in his native canon. Ichika had a harem and never even realized it.Hell, he lived with Charlotte for quite a while and never even noticed she was a chick until he walked in on her in the shower.
>>19258806>quite a while>first eveningwhat
So.. Uh is that a NO to the hideyoshi thing?
>>19258806Yeah ichika wins hands down there
>>19258808Yes for hideyoshi
>>19258808No, we're doing that, just waiting for you.
>>19258808Go for Jun and Shinku.Hideyoshi is the floor below them, get him later.
>>19258820Uh no hideyoshi is between the boys and girls floorJun and shinku are on the boys floorGirlsHideyoshiBoys
being unfamiliar with the character I'm gonna guess that hideyoshi's gender is..... yes>neposit hospital.captcha why would anyone name a hospital that?
>>19258824I thought it went4th: Girls3rd: Boys2nd: Hideyoshi.Since we saw him when going to our room.Though, going back to >>19258235I see I'm wrong. So, changing >>19258820to "Go see Hideyoshi">>19258829Hideyoshi's gender is Hideyoshi. His physical sex is male, though.
>>19258829Hideyoshi's gender is very yesBut physically he is male but looks better as a trap that any creation has a right to and acts very feminine naturally
>>19258836>His physical sex is male, though.But we can fix that.
>>19258845Easily enough.He does seem to persist in saying he is male but acting about as girly as you can though so not too sure on how that would go...
I still think Io would be a good choiceThe twins and miki not as much
>go for hideyoshiYou walk down the stairs to the third floor.There, intead of finding another long hallway like the second and fourth floors have, the landing ends in a single door with his name on it.You knock on the door."Hideyoshi? This is Hayate, I was wondering if we could talk?""please do come in, the door's open." he tells you from inside.You walk in to find a large apartment, even larger than your expanded room."Err Hideyoshi? Where are you?" you call out when you can't see him."I'm here," you hear his voice from behind one of the doors.You open the door to find him with his back turned to you, and currently undressing."...!" you back away from the door quickly."Ah Hayate-san what can I do for you?" he asks as he continues to change.[ ]wait for him to get dressed[ ]talk now
>>19258883Talk. We are unflappable and it doesn't seem to bother him
>>19258883[x] The butler is undeterred.
>>19258883Talk to Shlim (futurama term) about the tea party.Like someone changing near us will bother us. It didn't that time we (PTSD GOES HERE).
>>19258906It is more that shle is somewhat attractive and girly so we are momentarily unsure how to handle the situation
>>19258912>>19258906Beast with a billion backs was probably the worst of the futurama moviesIt was still good but just benders big score, benders game and into the wild green yonder were just much better
>>19258883[x]talk nowAnd this is quickly getting out of hand.The original guest list was only Charlotte, Lily, Yuki, and Shinku, so that we could keep it small and personable.If we invite too many people then it will become much harder for Perrine to form a connection with any one person as she has to divide her attention across too many people and she simply retreats back into her shell.
>>19258922Yes but we are only talking to people she has shown the ability to handle like Yuki or the ones she will be able to handle like lily and Charlotte
>>19258922Agreed, after this we get Yuki and cut it off there.
>>19258922>>19258932We are so far only two people above the planned number
>>19258954Even one could potentially be too much to someone like Perrine who would rather avoid people.
>>19258932What about Shinku and Hina?Also, have we told anyone WHEN the tea party is, or is that just something that was mentioned in character?
>>19258964We said tomorrow, I assume after classes when we have set it up we will Mentilate them
>>19258954>>19258962Even so, let's keep the gathering fairly small.I'm seconding >>19258932Get Yuki, get out. We'll plan something bigger later if she handles this well.>>19258964They should be fairly safe, since she knows Hina and gets along. But that's where we need to draw the line.
>>19258962On the other hand, one could view it like weight training. Make it a little tougher than you can handle comfortably, then increase it once you CAN handle that much comfortably.
>TALK NOWYou collect yourself and begin talking, trying to keep your eyes off the smooth patches of his skin."Err yeah, Perrine and I were putting together a little tea-party and I was wondering If you'd like to come?""A tea-party? Who would be there?" he asks as he takes his top off, his slender frame fully coming into view."Well, some of your classmates, and some of mine.""and what exactly would the reason for this be?""Well, Perinne lost a bet, and she now has to dress-up as a maid and serve tea to everyone." you tell him"are you sure this would be wise? I'm sorry if i'm stepping over the line, but she isnt exactly a very sociable person.""Well, actually that's another reason I'm putting this together. I want her to open up to some of her classmates, and I want them, you guys, to get to know her better. Of course she has no idea that this is what's happening." you tell him."Hmnnn... Sure, I'll come if that would help..""You're coming?" you ask him again.He trips over his pants as he answers, "I'm coming!"The surprised gasp at the end of the simple sentence sends shivers down your spine as you prevent him from falling over backwards."Thank you Hayate-san." he says as he rights himself."Anyway, I'd love to go. When would it be?""Tomorrow evening. Right after classes.""and I take it's gonna be at your place again?""Yes. Im thinking of having it in the sitting room., or maybe the garden.""Well, then I shall be there hayate-san."He gives you a bow, still in his underwear."Thanks. Anyway, I'll show myself out and leave you to get dressed. i'll see you Hideyoshi."Quickly you head to the door.WHO NOW?
>>19258972Yuki. Then Hina, and maybe Shinku.
>>19258972Iori then Yuki?Having Yuki there will help since she knows her and Iori should be a good one since she is also rather composed and probably a good match for Perrine
>>19258979Seconding this.>>19258986I think Iori and Perrine met before, back around our graduation from basic training.They did NOT get along well.
>>19258986Not Iori. Let's keep the number of people as low as possible.
>>19258972>confusedsexuality.jpgWe've got a pretty good list I think.We don't want 50 people. If we get that many, Perrine will be serving the entire time and not talking to anyone.
Yuki, Shinkuno idea who else but this seems like the obvious choice.
>>19258986Iori already met Perrine and they hated each other.And she wasn't in the original guest list.Just Yuki and Shinku. That's it.
>>19258972Are.... are we getting swagged by Hideyoshi?
>>19258972Yuki, then Shinku.
>>19259008Huh, must have been too much alike.In that case I think we should just get Yuki, no need to have Hina there because she spends quite a bit of time with her in the family now
>>19258972Shit, we forget to tell Hideyoshi to keep the real reason for the tea party a secret. Hopefully he's perceptive enough to know not to mention it.
>>19259017Unintentionally on his part but i think it could happen
>>19258972You know, maybe it's just me, but does Hideyoshi feel really awkward to say/type?
>>19259025I think, in the plan, Hina is there to give Perrine someone else she's comfortable with.
>>19259017>>19259029If we go down this road, we should probably apologize for being such a dick to Keima.
>>19259035Man, I wasn't going to say anything but yeah.I mean, we can get away with calling Hinagiku 'Hina', is there a shortened version we can use for him?
>>19259042Hayate was never a dick to Keima, the thread participants have been at times, but Hayate himself hasn't.
>>19259042Not until he admits he wants the dick.
>>19259017We should introduce him to Keima.Hey wait I just had an idea, let's invite Keima, but he has to come in goddess mode.He'll decline of course, but it should still be funny.>>19259036I'm against inviting Hina. The entire point is to get Perrine to open up to people she doesn't really know.>>19259042But if we keep going the way we are we'll eventually have a huge argument and Erica will be all 'JUST FUCK ALREADY GEEZ.'
>>19259047>>19259052Point in case?>>19259046>HinagikuIs that seriously how he real name is spelled? Christ, that's gotta be awkward for a jap even.
>>19259046Well you could shorten it to Hide but most people won't get who you meanIt is one of those names that isn't really shorten able in English
>>19259063Only 4 letters in Japanese
>>19259067In a way, I envy him.My name is 'David' goddammit, not 'Dave' or 'D'.Seriously, it's two motherfucking syllables. One more person refers to me as a letter, I will ram a coffee table into their trachea.
>>19259067That's inconvenient.I'm going to vote against swagging because that name irritates me with it's over formal nature.
>>19259084I know what you mean, bro. "Davey" is even worse, because it's still two syllables so it's not even fucking shortening the name anymore, it's being an insufferable, demeaning, asshole.
>>19259084Be glad you don't live in Australia, you'd just be 'Dave-oh' to everyone.
>>19259099Just like the characterI think it will be a reverse Keima situation for a while anywayYou can imagine Ursula reaction to him and us
>>19259071Four syllable names are awkward in every language.>>19259102I have actually punched a guy for calling me 'Mikey'. I prefer people use my real name, but I will TOLERATE 'Mike'.'Mikey' crosses a line. I am not a cutsey dog, I am a human fucking being.
>>19259106I'm glad I don't live in Australia, so I don't have to worry about the very fucking earth plotting my demise.
>>19259111I wonder if seeing us with another guy would make it easier or harder for him?
I wonder what happened to LG.
>>19259111You know, given how fast Keima/Susan got over their awkward in that one sidestory, I wonder how long it would take for Hideyoshi?As for the topic, I'm not sure we should actively swag, but I wouldn't turn it down if it came to us.
>>19259131It isn't that badAfter the first ten years you are either dead or feared by most the flora and fauna and the rest you know to keep away fromThere is that pesky 85% fatality rate though...
>>19259153>I'm not sure we should actively swagThat's not how it works anyway. Swagging just happens; we haven't actively pursued anyone except Mio, and we're only doing that because it is what she wants us to do.
>>19259153We never turn down ANYTHING, that's why our council of women won't let us vote anymore. Other wise we'd bring home a pretty new thing every week.
>>19259153Got over it? Keima was working to keep from jumping Susan and probably still isThe getting over it was Susan trolling Keima once he got a response
>>19259163>85%I'm just going to let that number speak for itself.>>19259166We have been averaging more than one a week thus far.
>>19259166It's not they don't let us voteOur vote is counted as them coming before the councilTheir approval is the final decision
>>19259164Maybe not from Hayate's point of view. But there's definitely pushing and active attempts to swag from the player side.Just like with Keima.
>40 minutes since LG's last post>nothing on Twitterdis gun b good
>oops got distracted by UpotteAs you head out of Hideyoshi's place, you remember someone that might be a good addition to the tea party.And so you head back up to the fourth floor for Yuki.After knocking on her door, and telling her that it's you, she lets you inside.You find every usable surface of her room piled high with books, like a library with a bed in it."What can I do for you Hayate?" she asks you as she guides you inside."well, Perinne and I were putting together a little tea party tomorrow after classes. I was wondering if you'd like to come? It'd mean lots to us.""T-tea party?""Yes. Some of your classmates and mine would be there.""W-will you be there?" she asks"Of course. I'll be there to see to all your needs.""I... I'll go." she tells you."Great. By the way, I think I have to apologize about yesterday..." "huh?" she tilts her head in your direction"Well.. about kissing you and that.. you know.""..." she blushes and picks up Shamisen who was sleeping on the bed to cover her face with."...Oi what's going on?!" he says as he's shaken out of slumber.
He notices you standing there."Oh hey there butler-boy. What's up?""I was just here to invite Yuki to a tea party." you tell him.he takes a look at his owner, sees her blushing face."Oh.. I see now.." he jumps out of her hands and out the window."Shami-!" Yuki tries to chase after him."Soo... yeah. Sorry about that Yuki." you tell her again."N-no... I... We... We shoudn't have been there.""No, It's entirely my fault. Please forgive me.""No Hayate, It's alright.." she mumbles somethingSomething that sounds a whole lot like "i liked it anyway""So, Yuki, I'll see you after classes tomorrow?""Yes..." came the whispered answer."Great. Well then, I still have some people to go to, good evening.""Good night Hayate." You walk out her door as she quietly closes it behind you.WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?[ ]go home[ ]go to ________
>>19259233Home. See if Hina's willing to help.
>>19259233Shinku.how many people are coming now?
rolled 3 = 3>[X]go to THE BENCH OF DESPAIR
>>19259233Go invite Shinku.And maybe see if Jun would be up for a manly picnic on the Bureau roof.>>19259240Still voting against this.
>>19259233[x]go to ShinkuShe and her sisters can catch up.Hina we can ask later, since she's one of the only people that Perrine has gotten comfortable with.
I think that's itMaybe ask Hina to help when we go back to the houseHaving Shinku there wouldn't really help much
>>19259255Lily, Charlotte, Laura, Cecilia, Hideyoshi, Yuki so far. Shinku would make 7, and I think we should see if Suoseiseki would like to join us.I'm also of the opinion that we should leave Kraus out of this and make everything by hand. We won't be able to help/teach Perrine if we just majaik everything up.
Ok now voting to see about storage for Kraus and neko mode for us before we go home
>>19259289Good idea. We can leave Kraus to other things but this we should help her do properly
>>19259233Go put our tongue in Keima's and/or Hideyoshi's butt.
>>19259289Suiseiseki will be there from Perrine being there, and if I'm sure that if Hina comes the Souseiseki will come as well.
>>19259223>UpotteAre we going to be swagging our guns next, or is Sousuke picking up a harem?
>>19259342The dolls don't have to be with their mediums 24/7. Boku came to help us with the snowberry plant, remember?
>shinkuYou head down to the second floor and to Jun's room.There, you find the boy engaged in some light reading as Shinku watches some Kunkun holos at the desk."What can we do for you Hayate?" he asks as you go on inside."Perrine and I would be hosting a tea party tomorrow. And I was wondering If you and Shinku would like to come."Jun looks at Shinku, still wholly distracted by her show and says, "I think I'll pass. But I'm sure Shinku would want to go. Right Shinku?""Huh?" she says without looking at Jun. "Ah yes. Sure.""See? her sisters will be there yes?" Jun asks you."Yeah, they will.""Then this would give her some time to catch up with them. As for me, well... Formal stuff isnt exactly my cup of tea. Hah. I just said tea.""Okay man," you then turn to Shinku, "Well then Miss Shinku, We'll see you tomorrow.""Yeah. yeah." she asnwers still witouth looking back."sorry about that, She just gets too adsorbed whenever she finds these alternate versions of Kunkun that the Bureau has filed." Jun whispers."You should have seen when we first got here, I couldn't talk to her for 2 days. haha.""Okay man, I'll see you in class.""See ya hayate." he says as he takes you back to the door.With this done, you make the jump back home.
>>19259359Now that we're home, prepare dinner.Also, don't forget that we need to expose our Moonlight to 3 hours of moonlight tonight.
>>19259354> Sousuke picking up a harem?>Gun harem--------------------------------------------------->Metal Sousuke QuestYou pick the gun up. It's an m16, not the best assault rifle, but it's pretty good.You quickly sling it across you back and run for the door."Ei!" it says in a vaguely southern japanese accent "handle me a lil more carefully will ya?!"Instead of a gun on your back, you are now carrying a blonde 14 year old girl."What...?" you ask as you continue to run.
>>19259354I would rather the soul eater pistol sisters if we were going to swag our gunsNothing against the Upotte girls but some variety would be nice
>>19259418God damn, the characters from Soul Eater would work in this amazingly. The sisters would each be a device and they swap who's being the device and who's being the user.
Back home, the smell of cooking food fills your nose as you walk in through the front door.Well.. It's more like the smell of burning instead of cooking, and you know it could only mean one thing.There, in the kitchen, you find Perrinne and Hina.The two seem to be preparing kitchen, with Hina trying to do damage control after Perinne."hey girls. Cooking dinner?""Yes..." Perrine says as a pot of what appears to be curry boils over."Perinne asked if I could teach her." Hina tells you as she handles a fire extinguisher."Can I help?" you ask them*give me a roll*Taking the third one.
>>19259399did you just let the 2200 quest turn in the 700 quest?
>>19259439hey, it's a Sunday, I have nothing else to do.
rolled 42 = 42>>19259433rolling
>>19259431Pair of devices linked to someone. They can use their human form independently of their owner as long as they are supplied with enough majaik
rolled 44 = 44>>19259433cooking
rolled 40 = 40COOKING!
rolled 28 = 28>>19259454>>19259449>>19259446And I think we should eat out tonight
rolled 42 = 42>>19259454>>19259449>>19259446dicegods are pretty in to 40's
>>19259445I love you.Totally homo.
>all these 40they're at it again!
rolled 74 = 74>>19259471
>>19259454Perrine says nothing and seems to be on the verge of tears as she tries to control the curry now flooding the stove.Hina taps your head with the fire extinguisher's nozzle."No. You go find something to do, we'll handle this.""err... Okay. I can't wait to eat your cooking." you tell Perinne as Hina pushes you out of the kitchen.Kicked out of kitchen.WAT DO?[ ]check on Mandy[ ]check on Jack[ ]check on the twins[ ]other __________
rolled 98 = 98>>19259507So dice haet cooking but like homosex?Disturbing dice gods
>>19259522WHERE WERE YOU!
>>19259520Check on MandyThen find the twins, see if victor can give Kraus the storage program
>>19259520Mandy I guess.Also, did we REALLY just fuck up a cooking check?
>>19259527I was >>19259461
>>19259534No we fucked up a reassure pregnant Froggy and teach her cooking check
Someone put on the todo list:Teach Froggy everything we know about cooking. Especially French cooking.
rolled 25 = 25>>19259520mandy it'll be
LG lost in his gun girls again?
rolled 82 = 82>>19259584it aint the question IF they appear in the quest but WHEN
>>19259589SOONOur swag will start manipulating the data of the guns Sousuke handed us and give them personalities and from there start spreading to other weapons
>>19259551This. She'll wake up one morning to a kitchen and a Hayate fully prepared to receive her. We'll teach her while embracing her, like the 80's ghost dude taught his girlfriend pottery.
>>19259593With a dick in her butt?
>>19259596No a tongue
>>19259599But what will we say when we are inevitably caught?!
>>19259608"These aren't my glasses"?
>>19259608>>19259612It's rude to talk with your mouth full.
>>19259608Whatever we say would be a bit garbled I think...
>>19259608It'll be hard to say anything with our tongue in her butt.
>mandyYou head out into the garden, towards the new bed of soil with the snowberry bush in it.There, you find Mandy seated on the soil, her feet buried in the dirt."Hi there. So how are you holding up?" you ask her."Well, the weather is great like you said it would be, and that read-head is pretty entertaining. So I guess I'm doing good.""Great. If you need anything, just tell me okay?""well... There is one thing.""What is it?" you ask her."I.. I could use a chair, I don't want to get this dress you got me all dirty." she tells you as she lifts up the hem of the skirt."Of course. Kraus, can you get our friend a chair please?""YOU GOT IT COCO-NUTS.."A tiny comfortable looking recliner materializes itself under Mandy, the tiny girl settling into the plush padding."Thanks." she tells you."You're welcome. Is there anything else we can do for you?""YEAH ROOTS, WANT ANYTHING ELSE?""No, I'm okay now. Thank you." she says as she buries her feet in the soil again.WAT DO?[ ]check on twins[ ]check on jack[ ]duck[ ]other ___________>>19259541>>19259551No, Perrinne just doesn't want you, "the husband" to be the one to teach her.It makes her even more insecure about her inability to cook.
>>19259634>RootsThat's clever actually. Made me grin.>Perrinne dosen't want us to teach her because of reasons.She should've accepted we aren't a real man after the third time they stuck us in a fucking dress.
rolled 76 = 76>>19259634we havent checked in on dan in like ever. though he is prolly with jack
>>19259634>JackYeah, we sho->DuckDuck seems like a good plan.
>>19259634I'm gonna laugh if duck is just us hitting the deck for no reason, but Imma vote for it anyway.
>>19259634>DuckDammit, I wanted to talk to Jack to, but I can't ignore this option.
>>19259634DUCK!Then check on the plantThen see how the minions are goingAnd then get neko mode and storage for Kraus
>>19259640Despite everything she came from a 1940's AU. Some things stick in the mindIn her case it is obviously that women should do the cooking
>>19259679I know that, I'm being a smarmy cunt.We've had a serious lack of that since Negayate started AC Quest.
>>19259688I know it is really disappointingI mean I like AC quest and all but having the Negayate and occasional MST input from him was great
I have an idea. Let's teach her cooking - IN HER SLEEP!
>>19259697Or maybe have Kraus upload some of his culinary knowledge to her device so it can help her out
>>19259708>>19259697We need to get Susan in here for this.
Feelling something wrong as you walked through the garden, your Butler-sense tingles and you duck instinctively.Above you, Charlotte and Mio collide in a poor attempt to grab you.Gravity of course acts upon the two of them and they crash on top of you.There you were, your head firmly lodged in the Softness' turret.The Pirate Vessel Sakamoto's head resting on your main gun."err... Hi. Fancy meeting the two of you here." you say from in between those large cannons."Hi yourself Hayate. You have real good reflexes." Mio says as she nuzzles you"So Hayata, Enjoying yourself?" Shirley asks as she pulls you further into her bosom.YOU ARE PINNED BY SOFTNESS AND SAKAMOTOWAT DO?
>>19259717Teleport out, help them up.THEN WE GO ON A TREASURE HUNT!
>>19259717Brain melting...Must tele..Sooooooooooooooooooooooft
>>19259717Deploy Cloneyate. At least it will even the odds.
>>19259717Teleport, brush off dirt, fix clothes, and bow"I was, Miss Yeager. Thank you for asking. How about you? How did your day go?"
>>19259717"... yes, i most definitely am."
rolled 36 = 36RETURN FIRE WITH THE MAIN GUN, DIRECTLY INTO MIO'S FACESHE'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING (see what I did there?)
We're stuck sir!Controls are unresponsive The softness has us dead in the water
>>19259743Damnit man, what do you think all those crew training sessions and drills were for! Stay unflappable!Teleport out of there, soldier, and rally them for treasure hunting!
You teleport out from under them, brushing dirt off your clothes.As you help them back up, you ask them."So ladies, what do I owe the honor ?""Perinne invited me over for dinner." Mio tells you as she latches onto your arm."I never left. In fact, I think you forgot that I was even here." The Softness says as she aligns herself t your port side."Err... Yeah, I guess I did forget about you Shirley. I apologize.""So you should! Now, show me something interesting to make up for it." she grips your arm and presses her weapons onto it.[ ]ask them to go on a treasure hunt[ ]ask them to help prank the pilots[ ]other.
>>19259756Prank the gnomes!Treasure hunt can come later
>>19259756BEAR whiskey time?BEAR whiskey time!
>>19259756PRANK TIME.One of our few chances to one-up them.Melt bear gummies in vodka.
>prank"Shirley, want to help me prank the pilots?""What do you have in mind?" she asks you.You tell her about the gummybears and their effect."And you want me to deliver these candies to him?""No not candy. I'm turning it into alcohol." you tell her."Hah. I'm sure they'd take that bait." Mio laughs as you lead them inside."Okay. I'm in. But what's in this for me?" she asks you."How about a potion that is guaranteed to be the best lubricant you have ever seen?""Hmnnn... You have my attention."You arrive in the empty workshop in the basement.Having Kraus summon some equipment and a bench for the two witches, you begin going to work.Taking one of your tins of gummyBears, and dropping them into a dropping them in a pot over fire, you melt them down into a sticky sweet syrup.You then add portions of this to three bottles of the strongest whiskey Kraus could create.Sealing the bottles up to make them appear untouched, you hand them to Shirley."Make sure no one drinks these other then them. also, make sure there are no fragile equipment nearby when they do. Maybe have them drink it at the beach."She puts away the bottles and asks, "and what about my compensation?"You give her a glass flask of Slider from your folio."This holds 3 liters. Zero friction. Oh, and after they drink the whiskey, and after they're back to their sense, I'd like it if you'd let them have this."You also hand her a simple note saying [3-2]"Okay. Is that all?" She asks you."Yeah that should be it."A moment later, Hina mentillates you saying that Dinner was ready.
Dinner.You and the girls take your seat around the table as Hina and Perrine cart out curry and hamburger steaks.The curry seems to have been salvaged, and looks pretty good.The burgers are misshapen but seem decent.As you and the others begin to eat, you of course begin to chat.TALK TO WHO? WAT SAY?
>>19259916>how many times have we had someone so lovingly (try to) cook for us?eat it!
>>19259966>That picIs that Susan?
>>19259966just in general ask how their days were.
Tell the girls that Perrine got some good newsTell them about the legal loophole with the witches
>>19259966Tell the good newsMight as well start the dinner with happy talks
>>19259966Find out what happened in afternoon classes.
>good news time"Girls, Perrine and I have some good news."They look at you, waiting to hear it."Mike has been over the treaty details, and he's found a nice big loophole that would allow Perrine to stay without going for that discharge.""Oh, what is it?" Ursula asks you"The witches side of the treaty has it written that anyone they send has to follow Bureau rules and regs when they get here." you tell her as Perrine continues,"And the regulations here state that any agent is answerable only to Bureau jurisdiction, and is in no way answerable to any organization outside of it.""And that means...?" Erica asks"They have no right to send you unreasonable orders. You can choose to ignore them if you want. As soon as they signed your transfer papers, you were cut off from witch command."Hina turns to the french girl beside her and says"That's great. See? I told you everything would work out.""Yeah, thanks."After telling the girls the good news, you turn to Erica and Hina."So how did afternoon's classes go?""More simulations. Another big battle scenario, but this time the whole class got to do it together." Erica tells you"We had to hold a fort against these giant bugs. They placed no limitations on our powers and abilities." Hina adds "We were holding them off pretty well until they brought in the artillery. That's when we had to get crafty."
Erica continues the tale. "Keima organized a forward team to go take the artillery out, while most of the guys remained at the fort. We were fighting for the better part of 2 days in there. We were soaked in so much bug-juice i thought it would never come out.""I wish I was there to fight alongside you guys." you tell them."Yeah, your laser would have been pretty useful."The German one says as she shovels some more curry into her maw.>>19259985and Miki. Actaully it's from Ben-to
>>19260089GOD DAMNIT.THIS IS WHY WE DON'T MISS CLASS.COOL SHIT HAPPENS.It's like the opposite of Katawa Yandere.
>>19260089Why do I get the feeling this is a terrible thing to have told Erica?
>>19260107Meh, overall we got a better day out of it anywayOne day cool shit vs everything we got doneWe won out anywayAll we need is to get storage for kraus and neko mode now
>>19260109>genderswapped Erich Hartmann told she has a blank cheque to steal as many of Hitler's hats as she wants>whatcouldgowrong.jpg
>>19260135We should tell TrudeSurprised that with Mio knowing about it she hasn't shifted into maxmum overtroll yet
>>19260158Supporting this. It'd finally let us go back to being friends with Trude.We need to make up with Trude now, guys. We've let her stew enough (especially with forgetting to invite her to the party).I think we've already exceeded the justified douchery quota, but we can still recover perfectly should we resolve this now.
"Ursula, I was wondering. You know how you could store stuff into your Device. Real stuff, can I possibly copy that subroutine off Victor?"you ask the sciency witch "seems like a really handy capability.""Vault mode? Sure, I could send it to you." she says as she cuts up a burger for easier consumption."Thanks.""OKAY FUCK FACE, I GOT IT. LET ME ANALYZE IT FOR A WHILE AND I'LL TELL YOU IF WE COULD USE IT.""Okay Kraus. Make sure to thank Victor.""I DID, I DID. I SENT HIM SOME DATA HE MIGHT -ENJOY-."Dinner went on much like that, with simple enjoyable conversation in the great company of the girls.And soon enough, it was over.--------------------------------------------------You and the twins was the dishes as the others sit at the kitchen table drinking some coffee."Anything you want to do after this?" Erica asks you.[ ]how about we go for a walk down at the beach?[ ]how about we just head to bed?[ ]other
>>19260200Lets take a walk down at the beach. I agree with the other guys that we should let Trude know, but it's late right now, so perhaps we should tell her tomorrow during her morning jog, or during lunch.
>>19260200BeachMaybe take the land raider for a spinMaybe ask Erica how she boosts her strength through majaik
>>19260200[ ] Child clone prank on Erica
>>19260200>[x]beach"Been thinking about how you look with a really... *nice* tan...wanna make that a reality or...?"
>>19260225No melmo candies
>>19260245Let's not say that, m'kay?
>>19260200[X] How about we go for a walk down at the beach?
>>19260263Ok, then, something else."Hey, I've been thinkin'...you wanna go head down to the beach later? I mean, it looks like a nice day for it..."
>>19260291Except it's night out.
>>19260245>>19260291I know you're trying but....Yeah....
rolled 22 = 22[x] beach>emsubro eachyeah captcha they are bro
>>19260200What time is it? Since its Dinner Im assuming late afternoon or eveningIf late afternoonTake the family(read EVERYONE) to a nice view of the sunset. Create Clone, serve juice, duet them something appropriate.If nightTake the family(read EVERYONE) to a nice view of the night sky, conjure telescopes for everyone, and a projector if possible. Go stargazing. Music optional but highly recommended. Can also talk about star info from PTSD time in the planetarium(PTSD tale itself not recommended)
"How about we all go for a walk on the beach?"you ask her."Sure." she says with a smile.-------------------------------------------------------At the beach, you and the girls.Mio and Shirley excuse themselves for the evening, saying something about heading to Ryu's, and now it's just you and the four girls."So... We really are cut-off from witch command?" Erica asks you."Well, they can't force you to do anything you don't want to do, that's for sure.""I see..." she says cryptically as you continue walking.You found the tank parked on the sand under a clump of palms.Nearby was a tent surrounded by ditches and barbed wire.Jack patrolled the ditches as Dan sat nearby.Your group walks up to them."Hey guys. Everything ok?"Jack salutes, Dan gives you a nod."Everything is good pup. That readhead came by earlier, checked the tank out a bit much to the dismay of this guy. But other than that small scene, everything has been ok. You out for a walk with your mates?""Err yeah. Just stretching our legs.""Good, good. Always strengthen the ties within your pack. Now don't concern yourselves with us any longer. Go ahead and enjoy your walk." he tells you with a final nod."Goodnight Dan.""Good hunting, pup."-------------------------------------------Again the five of you walk leisurely under the projected stars.All was quiet, serene.Well, that is, until Kraus decides to interrupt with all the finesse of a Rhino in a clowncar."HEY ROPEBURNS. I THINK I HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT.""Great Kraus. can we do it?""WELL..."ROLL 1d10
rolled 8 = 8>>19260340j.k. rolling
rolled 5 = 5>>19260340>1d10OKIE DOKE
rolled 3 = 3>>19260340sure
rolled 6 = 6>>19260340Dropping the average like an ugly baby.
rolled 7 = 7Rollin'
rolled 1 = 1>rolling for pick
>>19260383Well, we got our best one.By the way, is Kraus mentilating this, or just yelling at everybody?
rolled 8 = 8>>19260402>klaus>not jelling faggot at everyonechose one
>>19260402Knowing Kraus? Mentilating us while also sending a picture of us in an extremely embarrassing outfit to everyone in a 5 mile radius
>>19260383"...SINCE I WASNT REALLY BUILT FOR THIS, THE BEST I COULD DO IS STORE 8 ITEMS SAFELY.""Any limitations on stuff you could store?""NO LIVING THINGS. NO SINGLE THING WITH MORE MASS THAN YOU. AND YOU MUST TAKE THE ITEMS OUT AFTER 100HOURS OR THEY MIGHT END UP WRECKED.""Seems reasonable enough. Ursula, how many items can Victor store?""Uhmmm I dunno what his limit is. We have dozens of equipment in it already.""Oh, I guess it really is different if a device was built for the subroutine. Thanks Kraus.""YOU'RE WELCOME FRICTION-FIRE."'And next time man, please just mentillate everything.' you tell him mentally 'and what's with these new nicknames?''YOU'LL KNOW SOON ENOUGH.'And so you continued to walk with the girls, once again plunged into comfortable silence.
>>19260402This is Kraus. He gives Subtlety a good hard fucking, and make her like it and beg for more. Probably even gets her to bring in her sisters Nuance and Delicacy.
>>19260428>rope-burns>frictionfireThere's going to be MARKS left tomorrow morning, aren't there?
>>19260437Lots of marks
rolled 6 = 6>>19260428makes me wonder.the clone technique.do like all the damage occuring to a clone also (mentally) occur to the original. eventually after disbanding the clone?as in > you get 5 damage, clone gets 5 damage>you disband clone>you now have 10 damage
>>19260453From talking with Mike, it seems to only be neural feedback and pain, rather than physical damage. But, just like in Shadowrun, the neural bio-feedback from too much pain could kill us. I wonder if there's a way to set up a pain buffer, or stop the feedback at the cost of clone performance.
>>19260453No it is more H1 gets damagedH2 feels the damage and transmits it to H1H1 feels worse painSo H1 takes the same amount of damage you just feel it doubled
As you walk along on the sand, your arms around the girls, Erica suddenly stops."What's wrong?" you ask her."You know what's wrong""Actually I don't. Did I say anything?""No. No you didn't in fact, you've said nothing. AND IT'S BORING ME."She looks at her twin, and Ursula's glasses glimmer dangerously."We have the whole house to ourselves." Erica says"We have the whole beach to ourselves." Ursula adds, as the twins pull you and and the other two down onto the sand."Wah! What are we going to do on the beach?"You ask as your body hits the fine sand with a small pomf=3"You know bloddy well what we're gonna do." Erica tells you dangerously as her twin goes in for the kill."Eh?! Here? Now?" Hina asks as she and Perinne try to pull away."Well you could just stay there and watch or you could have go ahead and join us." Erica tells her. "your choice."The two of them watch Ursula get allover you like ugly on a bald cat.Both remember being all hot and bothered after your particularly rousing performance yesterday, the feeling of not being able to do much about it other than that make out session behind the stage."We're in." they say as they make up their minds."Good. You two hold his legs down." Erica says as her teeth are revealed by a particularly large grin.--------------------------------------
rolled 3 = 3>>19260473>>19260468and now imagine how our d*ck wil feel after a full night of 2x hayate harem orgy
>>19260453>>19260468Oh, you know what else we need to test out with our clone? Information transfer and retention.Since Kraus gets shared between H1 and H2, could H2 read a book and when the timer is up, transfer that knowledge back into H1?Since we're using a single Device, and we're essentially networked, can we communicate back and forth through Kraus?Also, what's the range limit on the clone program? A couple hundred feet? A few miles? Across certain space-time boundaries like the one around our house?We must test and practice all of these ideas.
>>19260476our pelvis, say goodbye to it.
>>19260488I dare say once we can control it better it will be a few mile radius with hours of up to 5 clonesAnd since each one is technically networked to Kraus and sharing information reading should let us get the knowledge from a book while the others do something elseSort of like doctor manhattan
>>19260488or our consciousness is shared over 2 bodies. makin it a direct feed in to the brainand the training for more clones aint majick but is training the brain to keep up with the action
>>19260522Sounds about rightWe fell unconscious before because mike slapped our shit so hard the double pain knocked us out not because we ran oom
Sand was everywhere.Dear god, was it everywhere.You think as you washed yourself off in the baths a couple of hours later.Your meager defenses were no match for the combines assault of Germany, Japan and the French.They were violently sensual, or was it sensually violent?Either way, they broke you like a bronco taken from the plains.You dry yourself off and head to the bedroom.The huge soft bed beckoning you into it's embrace.As you jump face-first into its waiting sheets, hoping for the sweet surrender of sleep, a light punch on your shoulder jars you awake."You don't think it would be over just like that, would you?" Erica says as she flips you over onto your back."I.. I was kinda hoping that yeah." you tell her."Hah. NOPE. We have the whole night, it would be quite a shame to waste that on something as trivial as sleep." she grins that dangerous grin again.One that is mirrored in varying degrees by the other girls."Halp." you can only whisper before your defenses were once again put to the test.It's gonna be a long hard fight. And you're pretty sure that you won't even be given the option of surrender.----------------------------------------------------
>>19260516>>19260522Either way, gentlemen, I believe that this is the solution to our problems that we have been looking for.Instead of depending on time travel, with all of its perils, we can now use clones to get multiple things done.
>>19260551NEXTTIMEONMSQ.jpgLet's talk to Trude and learn to augment our strength with majaik so we get neko mode
>>19260551don't forget about our new potion!make our clone do it if needed since we're currently caught in naval warfare.
>>19260566We only have 2 minutes of clone time right nowBut getting moonlight would be a good idea
>>19260558Idea:Clones are basically physical constructs that are majaikally linked to our noggin and to Kraus network right?So that means that we can theoretically manipulate the physical make-up of the construct clone, and give its reigns to a wholly different sentience, like H2 is completely controlled by Kraus, or at the very least obeys what Kraus does.And the human brain, with some upgrades, can potentially host 2 sentient mindsNow, who was that girl that needs a body again?
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>>19260582NaruIt won't work thoughThe clone subroutine makes another perfect copy of ourselves via majaik.everything that is hayate gets copiedNice idea though
>>19260582We'd need someone down in R&D to do the necessary tweaking of the program code in order to do that. The clone program as it is creates a perfect simulacrum of the user, so in its current form it's unusable.And we'd have to wait for Mike to remove the restrictions before we could go in and start editing the program like that.But it is an interesting idea.
>>19260582We only have 2 mins.And I'm sure that the clone body also draws a lot of majaik from us.Not to mention, it's made to be a perfect copy of ourselves.Not to mention that having 2 personalities in our head [that already houses a full galleon under sail] might be too much for usWe really need a robo body.
>>19260582naru wont work like we concluded earlyer on. her mind differs to much from ours for a 1:1 transfer.also then we would have a gf with a dick. not my fetish you know
>>19260594>>19260597>>19260598>>19260582>>19260576No. The first thing we do with the Clone spell is to play a trick on Erica.We can borrow some WildHorse from Ryu if we can't get some Melmo candies.Try and engage her in some lesbiantics, and have ourselves walk in.
>>19260583See you then, LG.Now, about that ghost...perhaps we should see if the Bureau has any ghost specialists? Dr. Egon Spengler, Dr. Ray Stanz, Ayaka Kisaragi, or maybe the Mikami GS Agency has a branch office here?
>>19260609Yeah not a good ideaRyuu wouldn't teach us more potions if it looked like we were just trying to get them to fuck around with
>>19260594>>19260597Well, cant we just shove Naru into our heads instead of Kraus, make her run on wetware and not majaik software?Oh wait, that would give her a direct access to this very thread, since it IS Hayate's mind. Or at the very least make her into a non-crew member of the Swagtanic.Well, that was a bad idea.Would be amusing to see Naru actually post here though. A whole nother level of Meta>>19260598Yeah, we need a robot, or even a construct.Maybe Rood can help.
>>19260609Ryuu already doubts our maturity when it comes to his more powerful potions; let's not prove him right.
>>19260638See that's not even itThe clones ARE clones they are literally another hayate called into existence for our use for the duration of the ability.They aren't being remote controlled by Kraus or anyone else they are linked to him like we are so that we can coordinate with ourself
Thinking about it the intro from Monkey magic suits Hayate pretty wellMainly the line "and the nature of monkey was irrepressible!"It can be "and the swag of Hayate was irrepressible!"
>>19260654That gave me the mental picture of H1 and H2, in Neko Mode and Bunny Mode respectively, fist-bumping each other like in this pic.
>>19260754We must do thisAnd the girls would die from nose bleeds
>>19260617Ghost? Oh you mean the dimensional bleeding effect?Eh, no need to waste Bureau's time with it, after all, we've got two heads. Well, three if you use the cloning technique.
>>19261011Well, yes, we players know that it's only dimensional bleedover from TOS Susan.But Hayate doesn't know that, and hey, maybe having some specialists come in and do an appraisal of the resort is a good precaution.
>>19261011Three heads with a clone? I count four.
>>19261038Susan doesn't do clones yet
>>19261060She isn't actually in our timeline yet, either.
>>19261105Bleeding effect, close enough.
So, any other cameo's that people want to see?I'd personally like to see some interaction between Snake and Sousuke.
>>19261124Ivy (Archive) & Dresden
>>19261124But if we actually SEE Snake, he'll have to kill us.
Maybe helping out one of Kringle's employees?
>>19261132LG is reading through the Dresden books now; maybe they'll have another cameo appearance, especially if Archive and Index get into a fight.
>>19261124Yeah we mentioned old snake should be Sousuke's handler beforeSam Vimes would be coolAnd motherfucking Travis Touchdown and Gene from god hand as CQC instructorsEspecially since we use wrestling moves
>>19260583>Collision CourseThis sounds ominous. Who or what are we in danger of impacting with?
>>19261364SoftnessShe has been trying it the whole time she was here
>>19261158>Ivy vs Index>FIGHT>mfw
>>19258235>"Ah yes, Miss Cecilia, Miss Laura, I'd like to extend the invitation to the two of you as well." you tell them with a bow.>Letting the English into our homeThis will not end well.But we can fix Ichika if we play our cards right.
>>19261780>fix IchikaSo all his girls become horribly disappointed and come crying to us?Oh... not THAT kind of "fix."
>>19261796Goddamnit, we don't need all the girls.We also don't need to insert personalities into our guns. Not for swagging, any way.
>>19261837No we don't need to insert personalities that was just joking about LG watching Upotte and turning our guns into girls on us
>>19262066I never can tell with some of you fuckers.
>>19262093Well I can never tell with anyone but me in these threads but I was the one who posted >>19259592>>19259448>>19259418
>>19262066Well hey, I think it would be funny if our guns became like the Shu-Shu guns of Remington Smith from Wakfu.I also find the image of Sousuke not only having to try to juggle Kaname and Tessa, but also all of his gun-girls as well, kind of hilarious.