WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Even after she drank her fill of Healing Blue, and the ragged wound in her chest has closed, you take no chances an don't let her get up on her own.Haqua and Elsie volunteered to carry her up to your room supported by their scarves that moved in whatever way they wanted, but you told them not to bother.You pick Keima up in your arms and carrying her like a princess, head back to the dorms.-------------------------------------------------------------------That night, with Keima sleeping and recuperating on her bed, and Daniil and Haqua on watch, you lay in your own unable to sleep.'I... I kissed Keima!' you thought as you twisted and turned.
>>19439333Fuck yeah!
Time for butt devastation?
>>19439333Same as CPR, Hayate. Means nothing. And he's a girl right now, so it's not gay.
>>19439333We need to stop that thinking right now, and get to the task at hand.Part of which is going to be going over the new data on the shapeshifters we got, to see what we learned.Can we track them with the new information?How quickly do they replicate, and how much do they need to eat?Have Kraus crunch the numbers with the amount of food we found missing in the kitchen and extrapolate how many of those things are running around now.
>>19439333>main charactor becomes extremely butthurtgod damn the tear train is going to be rolling in on full force tonight!
>>19439376We've already had Anal Prolapse Quest and it was good.
So, uh, I vote we regress into our cover personality while trying to deal with this.Also LG, you see that rage thread going on right now? Pretty fun.
So, uh, I vote we regress into our cover personality while trying to deal with this.Also LG, you see that rage thread going on right now? Pretty fun.Also also, anyone else having trouble posting? Sys.4chan.org keeps timing out for me.
Morning, still far too early to be up and about. You stare up at the cieling after a sleepless night.In the bed next yours Keima is deep in slumber, the injured girl tuckered out after everything that happened the night before.On a chair beside her sat a dozing Elsie, watching over the recuperating one.WAT DO?[ ]get up[ ]try to get a few hours of sleep[ ]other
>>19439398>implying LG wasn't running that just for shits and gigglesyou do realize the guy who made that was the same guy doing this right?or are you truely full retard?
>>19439416>>19439438See what I mean?
>>19439438Yeah, some problems.
>>19439448[x]Get up, see if Kraus can jack the heat in the school up by 10-20 degrees.
>>19439438same, 4chan is being dicks.>>19439448try for a few hours at least, your gonna need it.
>>19439448[x]otherAsk Kraus to go over the data packet we received from the Dude.Ask these questions:Can we track them with the new information?How quickly do they replicate, and how much do they need to eat?Have Kraus crunch the numbers with the amount of food we found missing in the kitchen and extrapolate how many of those things are running around now.
>>19439448[x] get upLet's go jogging.
>>19439448Get up. We have a Thing to investigate.We should look into the swim team captain, i think it was.>>19439438For days.
>>19439416yep. I love how mad that one guy still is even after a quarter of a year
>>19439448Take a nap. We have less than a day left, and we can run on 2 or 3 hours of sleep till the Sim's done.
>>19439482That could force our targets to move to a cold location in order to remain comfortable.
>>19439555Or simply move to outside of a building and into the shade. Besides, we know that it hates fire, but we don't know how hot it has to get before it's uncomfortable enough to break its cover. Not to mention, if it becomes that hot, then the school will likely call in repairmen to bring the temperature down before we can find the target anyway.
>>19439506Which guy, Ego, or the other one?
>>19439625I don't think anyone hates MSQ quite as much as Ego>complains that all his threads here died from lack of interest>I point out that maybe they died because they were boring>not a peep sinceoops
>>19439649I dunno, Watch Commander, I think it is, rages pretty hard I've noticed.
>get upYou get up and out of bed, the clock reading 0400.Slipping on a tracksuit that's part of the school's PE uniform, and after leaving a note for Elsie on the desk, you slip out of the room and outside.you begin to idly walk around the enormous school, trying to figure out what to do next."Kraus, you have that data packet from the Dude right?""I DO INDEED LESBO-NUTS. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?" Your vehement partner replies.
>>19439649no hes got the nasuverse one going which is legitimately good believe it or not.i think its the psychological standpoint of the 2 are similar enough to where he would like it if there weren't tiny differences in philosophy.
>>19439669Can we track them with the new information?How quickly do they replicate, and how much do they need to eat?Have Kraus crunch the numbers with the amount of food we found missing in the kitchen and extrapolate how many of those things are running around now.What's the temperature range for the Creature's preferred habitat?
Get up. We have things to doIf we need it whip up some coffee or tea and set up a guard in case anything comes after KeimaIf anyone asks we say oneesama was feeling ill
>>19439669"Just give me the lot as I go, here."
Lets go swimming alone.
This ain't no Anal Prolapse quest, I tell ya what.
>>19439765You wanna run thread 2?
>>19439669Let's find out what it can tell usHopefully it will give us some way to track them
>>19439669Is there anything in there that will let us predict their movements or help identify them? We need to avoid another situation like last night when we are hunting
So, while it's great that we're going over more information about this shapeshifter (which, now that I think about it, we should have asked for at the beginning of the mission), shouldn't we question how the fuck a hundred-pound granite statue of an angel was in the middle of a hospital hallway on the 3rd floor?We know that it's a Weeping Angel, but Hayate is unlikely to have watched Dr. Who.
>>19439765It's funny because it was LG who wrote it.
>>19440119If hasn't shown itself as a problem yet. The things haveWe know something is up with them but we have one day in sim left and a lot of possible things to burn
>>19439728"Just give me a quick rundown." "YA GOT IT, VULVA-BREATH. THE SPECIMEN REQUIRES AN ESTIMATED 4 DAYS TO MULTIPLY. DURING THIS TIME IT NEEDS APPROXIMATELY 800lbs OF FOOD, WHICH IS BASICALLY ANYTHING MEAT IT CAN CHOKE DOWN.""So, We can assume that the thing won't split any further any time soon huh?""EARLIER REPORTS OF THE SPECIMEN BEING ABLE TO ONLY IMITATE LIVING CREATURES HAS NOW BEEN PROVEN FALSE, WITH IT'S SHAPESHIFTING AND DISGUISE CAPABILITIES THE FUCKER CAN CHANGE INTO ANYTHING IT CAN COPY.""Well that just made our search much more difficult.""CREATURE HAS BEEN SHOWN TO ACT ERRATICALLY, UNABLE TO COPY THE ACTIONS AN BEHAVIOR OF THE CREATURE IT HAS COPIED. THEY ALSO SAY THAT THEY STILL HAVE NO WAY OF TRACKING IT DOWN.""Well fuck us with a chainsaw. I need to figure out how to draw it out."And so you continued to walk and think.WHAT DO YOU DO ABOUT SAID CREATURE?[ ]draw it out [how?][ ]try an track it [how?]
>>19440171https://twitter.com/HappyBrownGuy/status/211317207953719296>i claim no responsibility for that APQ
>>19440198[ ]draw it outWith lesbionics in a dark open area covered in meat.
>>19440198Draw it outWe can go to one of it's hunting grounds, like the pool or just wandering around, and try to make it attack us. Can Kraus synthesize something that smells like blood? or hell just a really big bloody steak.It may be intelligent but I think it'll attack a lone girl with food.
>>19440198Well we could try drawing it out with a large quantity of meat which we coated in molotov for making the boom phase easierOr we could try and track it by attempting to set the statues on fire since they seem to be hanging around them>>19440234He has posted lies on twitter before
>>19440292That is a very good idea. Get some meat, coat it in Molotov, put in in the freezer, and wait.Call it a steak-out, with BBQ sausages.
>>19440198[x] draw it out. We could simply use kraus to fabricate the food the creature would want. If kraus can track the material he had fabricated then if we were to place a large quantity we could track its location. Otherwise we simply watch and wait until something comes knocking.
>>19440198Do the reports say anything about what the creature is attracted to?In order to draw it out, we need something that it wants.
>>19440234He doesn't claim the responsibility for it existing. It wasn't his idea after all. He just expanded on it.
>>19440310Hehe molotov BBQMakes me think that hayate should learn some recipies from Murdock
>>19440198[x] Track it.Using our familiars in little mode, have them spread out around the school and have a constant data link to Elsie, who will run analysis on the data they find and compare it against past data on the school collected within the past 2 days, and run a comparison. See if anything sticks out as an anomaly, especially behaviors of people, and if there seems to be more of an object.
>>19440310>>19440394Lets do both. Send our familiars out to gather data and smell people while we hold a steakout.
>>19440457Okay, but where do we hold the steakout?Can't really do the kitchen, because there's too much foot traffic during the day.Same problem with the pool.Maybe the clock tower?
>>19440648Sounds like a good plan
>>19440648Not at 4am
>>19440683We want to wrap this up before then. We only have a day left
>>19440696IT'S 4AM NOW, CHUCKLENUTS
>>19440696its 4am now though
>>19440696Well i'ts not like we'd lose anyway with a exterminatus option.
>>19440708>>19440706Meaning 4am tomorrow since we probably won't be able to do much in the way of stakeouts today because classes start soon fuckwits
>>19440721We want to win this thoughNo exterminatus unless necessary
>>19440731were obviously going to skip, and I meant 4am right now when I suggested it.
>>19440731We don't have a tomorrow, as the simulation time-limit is tonight at midnight. We only had 3 days in order to finish this mission.>>19440683>>19440706Yes, it's unlikely there will be much foot traffic until 6 AM, when cooks usually begin their job. But how do we know that it will be enough time to lure out the shapeshifter, when we don't know where it is?2 hours is not a long time for a trap.
>>19440754Fair enough, I thought we would be keeping up the cover in case these things are watching
>>19440762Steak in the air system? They will come.
>>19440762Actually it was three days but I don't remember a midnight deadline being in thereSo it would be about 7:30 deadline for the sim if we took it literally
>>19440777I assumed that since the Dude contacts us at midnight that the sim ends at the third debriefing.
Man, so much butthurt by the haters spamming the thread's archive.Anyway, we're going with the bait and track plan?How do we monitor the meat? We don't have any subspace transponder beacons or majaikal scrying. Standing watch over it in the freezer isn't going to be very comfortable, and we would have a limited window of time for the trap to work in any case. Any ideas?
>>19440946Have Raul watch it and alert us if anyone takes it?That or have kraus track it somehow
>>19440946It's mostly ego I think
>>19440973>have kraus track it somehowThis is what I'm asking.How is Kraus going to track it? He's never shown an ability to track food he's generated before.Of course, we've never had to before, so maybe he can. And Raul would be better to have checking the school; he knows his way around the buildings, and could help spot discrepancies.
>>19440946I still like sending the smell through the vents and just waiting in the corner.
>>19441013yep, it's becuase his quests never break the 300 post mark, and his "OREEGEENAL IDEEYUHS" are always shotdown for being boring.Also, he's a fag that "hates animu quests" but runs a FATE/Nasuverse one.
>>19441046Pretty sure he could track it since he created it with majaikThat or we throw some silverware around the place so he can monitor it via that
>>19441052Doesn't help that he is an insufferable cunt and tries to make a niche interest into a massive thing
>>19441051But wouldn't that also attract attention from the school's staff, and end up with us getting false positives and bringing potential targets into the shapeshifter's path as maintenance workers try to find the source of the smell?
We merely know them out and hide them in a closet.Hasn't anyone played metal gear?
>>19441100Quite probablyWe don't even know how it actually tracks it's food / prey
>draw it outSince finding the thing would be harder than finding a specific pebble in a river, you decide to try and draw it out.You'll need bait, a trap.Bait would be easy enough with your majaik, you can just summon a whole butchered cow.As for the trap, you'd need a place where you could corner the thing, where you could catch it without drawing too much attention.As you walk through the garden thinking this, Raul catches up to you."How is the senorita?" he asks, obviously talking about Keima."She's doing better, she's in the room now sleeping. Where have you been Raul?""Me? I have been patrolling the school.""And have you found anything?" you ask him**ROLLEM***picking the 5th number1-30 nope31-60 eh.61-90 maybe91-100 yes.
rolled 100 = 100>>19441126welp i guess someones gotta roll first...
rolled 3 = 3>>19441126There has been nothing señorita
>>19441126come on raul show us what you can do. FIND THEM ALL!
rolled 83 = 83>>19441126Savetheday.jpeg
>>19441150YOUYOUUUUU
rolled 13 = 13>>19441150Why did i know that was gonna be a 100?
rolled 72 = 72>>19441150Why is it never the crit?
rolled 30 = 30>>19441126There was a strange person lurking about
Fritz quickly hide the evidence.
>>19441179Inb4 fuck you fritz
>>19441179GODDAMNIT FRTZ DON'T ROLL MORE THAN ONCE!
Dice love fritz at inopportune timesAlso calling that we get interrupted by a mahou shoujo while we are going to track the last one down
>>19441179DAMNIT.I'm sorry this happened to you, really, but seriously! Did you break a mirror with an upturned horseshoe under a ladder on an indian burial ground while a sea of black cats crossed you?
>>19441211My dice have been so tsundere lately, i rolled a 100 and a 1 last night.
>>19441211>Dice love fritz at inopportune timesI think it's more that the dice love to give him results that they know won't get used.
>>19441126'Kraus, can you check the majaik flow to see if that's really Raul?'
>>19441261I suppose that yes, we should be extra careful. Paranoia is a necessary survival skill when fighting the Thing.
Throwing it out there now, unless absolutely necessary we don't let Keima out of out sight once we get back to the room. Look at what happened last time.
>>19441342Haqua and Elsie are with him, he'll have to make do.And we shouldn't go back to the room, this is the last day to finish this mission and we have 2 shapeshifters to find and kill.
>>19441179"No. I have sadly found nothing. So senorita, where are you headed this early in the morning?""I'm looking for a place to set a trap. Somewhere choked and hidden from most of the people in school.""You need an isolated spot yes?""Yeah.""Well then, the clocktower is the place for such a trap. It is closed off to the students, there is no escape once the door is shut, and the walls are thick like el castillo.""That's a great idea. Thanks Raul.""You are most welcome, Senorita Hayate." he tells you with a doff of his hat."Oh, Raul... About this whole 'Senorita' business...""Si?" He tilts his head in question.[ ]tell him about the potion[ ]let it slide for now
>>19441364That was the fourth LG
rolled 70 = 70>>19441364[ ]tell him about the potion
Ask kraus why he keeps calling us lesbian things. Have shocking revelation.
>>19441364Tell himHe's gotta find out at some point
>>19441382Why were my dice still on, they were off when i posted, i made sure of it.
>>19441364Let it slide.I want him to be completely unaware until we pull him out of the simulation. I want to see the despair on his kitty face.
>>19441364[x]tell him about the potionHe deserves full disclosure if we are to be his friend.
>>19441381Someone deleted one.>>19441364[x] Tell Him
>>19441364[x]tell him about the potion.and then raul turns out to be gay, only puts on the dashing spanish ladies man act because it's an all girls school.
>>19441364[x] tell him. No secrets between us. Hes one of our familiars.
>>19441450Ah fags they are
>>19441450>>19441473Wait... Does everyone remember the last time someone deleted a roll to change things, i know last time it was a 1 but still.
>>19441453Nah he is a dashing Spanish gentleman but he only has love for mi hermano . He just acts that way because it is him being polite
>tell him"Well... I'm not actually a girl. Keima as well.""You are making the joke si?" he asks "You are a muy bonito girl.""Well... Here's the thing, we drunk a potion that turned us into girls. Once the mission is over, we'll turn back into guys.""... It doesn't matter. You are a senorita now, and as a senorita I shall treat you.""Do as you want." you tell him.The two of you head to the clocktower, after breaking into the structure, and climbing up into the level that held the mechanism for the clock itself, you think of just how to set this trap.WHAT DO?
>>19441518I don't actually, perhaps I'm repressing the memory.
>>19441545Materialize a cow and wait I suppose?
>>19441549We died horribly.>>19441545make a large amount of fresh bloody meat and wait for contact.
>>19441545>set trapwait for the Crazy Horse to wear off, don't change clothes. bam, perfect trap.
>>19441545Ask kraus about lesbian name calling. Realise implications.
>>19441545Identify a place where we can lie in wait for the Thing.Also, is there a thing to hang a cow from?What we do is we drag a materialized chunk of beef along the ground through the gardens to the clock tower and up to where the trap is located, so that there's a trail for the monster to follow.Also, see if there's a way to blow the scent of fresh blood and beef out of the tower.Then we string up a butchered cow, and wait, hidden, for the Thing to appear.
>>19441545Materialize a cow, set up some traps and wait
>>19441554>>19441562>>19441566Guys. It's still 4am.
>>19441554That's an obvious trap. What we need to do is make it look like a person. Summon a whole bunch of raw human flesh, wrap it around some bones, put on some skin and cover it in clothes. Then douse it all in Molotov and wait.
>>19441566Oh, you.>>19441578Seconding this.
>>19441545>"... It doesn't matter. You are a senorita now, and as a senorita I shall treat you."We need to use that line when we see Keima next. Accent and all.Go to the cafeteria, Ask them if they could hold a big party, with lots of food. Ask to take attendance as well.
>>19441598What if we follow this>>19441578but we substitute the cow and beef with slaps of pork (or human flesh if Kraus can do it, as macabre as it is). We make it look like the prey that got away (Keima) is injured and holed up in the clock tower.
>>19441567This!
>>19441567Yup. Get it out of the way and all that.
We need a trap competitionHayate, hideyoshi, ayumu etc etc
>>19441691>trap competition>HideyoshiI thought you said you wanted it to be a competition.
You have Kraus materialize pork shaped in the form of a human corpse."IVE SEEN SOME WEIRD SHIT, BUT THIS HAS GOT TO BE IN THE TOP 5." He comments as he does as you ask"We need it to try and fool the creature. Just make sure the clothes fit the school's uniform." you tell him.He does as you say and you prop up this macabre meat golem in a corner of the room, drizzling it in molotov.You open one of the heavily barred windows to let the smell of meat waft across the school.An then, you and raul find a spot within the mess of gears and cogs and wait.**ROLL FOR EFFECTIVE TRAP**
rolled 62 = 62>>19441775Gotta fuck something up sometime.
>>19441712Hayate is the only person in the world who could hope to compete.
rolled 90 = 90>>19441775Oh great, this is going to attract the wrong things, isn't it?
rolled 79 = 79This is gonna work just fine.Just fine.
>>19441787Aikawa from prunus girl couldSo could Gon chan from Kyuu something manga about archery
>>19441789Alright, not too bad. Hopefully we get both of them and we can finish this.
>>19441775>**ROLL FOR EFFECTIVE TRAP**We've all seen him in that one wedding dress picture. Hayate is the most effective trap.
rolled 1 = 1Im going to roll just encase I get a 1 and fuck everyone's day up.
>>19441789"so kraus what did you mean by lesbo-nuOHGODIT'STRYINGTOEATUS!"
>>19441947Nice 1d1. Very cute of you.
>>19441947It doesn't really work when you roll 1d1.
>>19441789>eh. Ill take that.Hours pass, and nothing happens.Now it's nearing 7:30.As you try and work a crap out of your leg, a flash of movement catches your eye.A crow has landed on the window sill, obviously attracted by the smell of meat.It tries to get through the bars, but it's body just won't fit in between them.That's when you say it happen.The bird continued to push itself against the bars, it's body deforming sickeningly as it did so.It's neck elongated, It's body crushed itself, it mutated just to get through.You can't believe this trap actually worked.As the creature finally manages to get through the bars and it begins to attack the pork-mannequin, you sneak out from your hiding place and upend a cup over it."This was easier than expected." you think as you detonate the explosives.You kick the cup over to reveal a torched bird-esque corpse and the splattered remains of the meat-decoy.Like you did with the first one you took out, you vaporized it with your tealaser for good measure.
>>19441961>>19441955Too obvious?
>>19441989Let's set the trap up again. There's supposed to be one more Thing on the loose.Mentillate to Keima, let him know we got one.Thank Raul for this great spot to set up a trap.
>>19441989>crap out of your legThat doesn't seem physically possible
>>19441989And it can shrink it's mass too? >>19442018seconding
>>19442026Obviously, working for the IDPKB leads to some strange things happening.
>>19441989(If it's too easy, then the other shoe is probably about to drop.I'm betting on Angels hunting down Keima in his room. Right about now.)
You head back to the room to check in on Keima and to report the result of this morning's hunt.You find her sitting up on the bed, with Elsie and Haqua on either side."Where were you?" she asked."Out hunting. I got one.""Oh? How?""Stupidly easy, actually. I just baited it with meat and it came to me. It was a crow.""It was a bird?""yeah, weird huh.""Very... It makes no sense from the data we have.""Like how?" You ask her as you summon up breakfast for the both of you.She proceeds to eat without saying anything at first.But as she bit into a piece of toast, she said."The amount of food it ate to multiple, and the small form it took after it did, it doesnt add up."[ ]wat[ ]you mean...
>>19442070>[ ]you mean...
>>19442070[X]you mean...We have a LITERAL murder of ravens on our hands?
>>19442070[x]you mean...A murder of crows? It can multiply into smaller forms?
>>19442070While conversing, check her wounds over, blush like hell when this involves seeing her bare skin.
>[x]You mean....Welp looks like we get to murder a murder.
This just hit me: everyone else who had their gender swapped, their Devices also changed gender.But that didn't happen for Hayate/Kraus and Keima/Haqua&Elsie. Just an oversight? Or something else?
>>19442119Do you wanna fuck with Kraus?Dunno about Elsie & Haqua.
>>19442070"So, logically, it's slit into a whole lot of little shapeshifers? Fuck."
>>19442119Not everyoneIn fact the only people we know it did affect was Shirou/Saber but they are common and Jun's dolls which I think is because they are a bit more alive than devicesAsk kraus about the lesbian jokes while we wait for the next opportunity to bait some things
>>19442098This as well as other preparations
>>19442098Why? There's not need to do that. Just whip up another liter of Healing Blue and see if Keima can walk around now.It's just a simulation, the injuries aren't real so the only concern should be if he'll be a liability or if he can contribute.
>>19442098And look really concerned. Be really careful and gentle.
>>19442172>There's no need to do thatDoing it is the very reason to do it.
>>19442188I'd still rather stay focused on the problem at hand, rather than more homosexual shenanigans.
>>19442207Seems like you are outnumbered there sadly
>>19442070[ ]you mean...Stay on track damnit
Homosexual shenanigans then get back on track
"You mean... There could be more of those?""From the mass of food it must have taken in, I'm betting a lot more.""Well, fuck."After breakfast, you and Keima try and figure out just what to do."We could bait them. It worked once, it can work again.""But if it is indeed now a number of smaller more mobile creatures, getting all of them in the same place would be next to impossible.""True, but we won't know until we try." you say as you prepare a large cask of molotov."By the way, how are your wounds.Do you need more healing potion?"As you mentioned the healing potion, last night's events came rushing back and you involuntarily blush."I... I still hurt in places. But I think I'm well enough now to be up and about. Some more of that potion wont hurt though." she answers with a blush of her own."EHHHHHH JUST FUCK ALREADY." Kraus' crude comment echoes loudly through the small room.REACTION?
>>19442241"Not my type, or in the mood. "Kraus, materialize some water for a base to the Healing Blue, please."Stay on track, do our job.
>>19442241"Kraus I am in no mood for your outbursts right now. At current there is a ridiculous amount of enemy combatants hiding in this school, and if we cannot think of a way to kill them all then every student in this school will die. Now do you have any suggestions or do we need to call in reinforcements?"
>>19442241Blush furiously and say, "Kraus! This is not the time, or the place."
>>19442241If you insist krausmake some potion for Keima and say if she still felt sore she should of mentioned somethingThen repeat last nights lesbiantics with the potion
>>19442257Totally our type and in the mood. Just not the time or the place.
>>19442260>>19442272NOPEgoing for >>19442266We big boy now, and big boys have responsibilities.
>>19442241"But Kraus, that's FORBIDDEN LOVE!"With obligatory shit-eating grin.
>>19442266Well if it wasn't in a sim then it would be the perfect placeKraus has the right idea though. Get it over with
Daily reminderOnce out of the sim we need to go to the RCs for it's sale and expose our new potion to moonlight
>>19442283The sim has nothing to do with it. It is simply not proper behavior for a catholic girls' school.I mean, I'm sure it happens any way, but that doesn't make it proper.
>>19442305Its impropriety all but guarantees it. Anyone at all familiar with Catholic Guilt and how fantastic it makes sex would know this.
>>19442298Don't forget that we should inform our class of the sale as well.The RCS has something for everyone after all.
>>19442305Not like we really worry too much about that anywayI think we have had sex with the twins across half the bureau by now
>>19442323No, mostly just the elevator, a closet near the elevator, and our room. We tend to not exceed rough makeouts outside of our room.
>>19442323The Bureau sure as shit isn't a catholic school.>>19442313Exactly.
>>19442266Going with Udz hereBlush like the girl we currently are
The mother fucking pied piper.We'll get them all at once using the violin!Hurry we must get to the clock tower roof and start playing a song based on the feeling of eating a meal after starving for weeks, and see if Kraus can shield the students ears
"Kraus. Now is neither the time nor the place for your jokes." you admonish your device.Keima sits on her bed a frown on her face."Sorry about that," you tell her "He can be quite the character at times.""... anyway, I'd appreciate some of that potion." she tells you as her face regains it's usual stoic mask."Of course." you say as you bring out your wineskin. "Can you drink it by yourself now?"You ask as you uncork the leather container."Yeah.." She answers as she receives it "Awwww... You're not getting Hayate-san to help you Nii-sama?" Elsie asks her."No." the other girl answers as she brings the spout to her mouth.------------------------------------------------------With Keima in good enough shape to move around, the two of you headed to your classes that morning.The very first thing you noticed was the absence of Fleur and Haruna. Two of the three girls that have become your friendsd since transferring in."What happened to them?" you ask Karen"Oh, They're sick. They wouldn't even go out of their rooms." she answers. "Weird thing too, they were fine and dandy last night."'We... We need to check on those two.' You tell Keima'Indeed.' she answers.
>>19442379That's a fine idea.
>>19442380THE WHOLE SCHOOL IS SHAPESHIFTERSEXTERMINATUS
>>19442380Suspicious but we also found with the data pack that the things can take on non living forms so the statues might be a lead still
>>19442394Yeah, probably, but we don't know when to quit.
>>19442380They split off a small amount of themselves to scout the smellWhen we burned it we burned our chance of them coming to feed so we could get them all in one shot
Lunch time. You and Keima are walking around the school eyes peeled for anything or anyone being weird."So, Do we check those two out? It's possible that they got replaced. But then again, they could just very well be sick." Keima asks you.What he says is true, They could indeed be the targets you're looking for, possibly replaced before you took out the original one.Or they could just be truly sick.[ ]investigate[ ]keep looking for the birds
>>19442407If the statues have been a legend at the school for a while now, it means two things: either the weeping angels are their own separate entities which are being tossed into the mix... or the shapeshifters have been here MUCH longer than previously thought.
>>19442417InvestigateHave familliars look for birdsCan our devices scan to see if someone is sick or injured? Other than their users I mean
>>19442417>[ ]investigate
I think we should check out the sick girls, because it is quit odd they where healthy then suddenly got sick.
>>19442420We don't know how long the statues have been a legend for thoughAnd since the things can take on inanimate form they might be replacing the statues as they destroy them and they only started fighting them recentlyI actually think the statues aren't canon weeping angels but actually guardian constructs for the school. It makes sense if you think about them being in conflict with the things
>>19442417[x]investigate
>>19442417[X] both. have raul and dan look about while we check in on the girls.
>>19442455We can also include Jakob in the searching.
>>19442463Unfortunatly Jakob being a rabbit might draw attention to himself. He is snow white after all. But he might work. More eyes after all.
>>19442475And a one-eyed wolf isn't going to stand out? They can both stay as unseen as they need to by staying on the roofs.
>>19442485Well I expect they will all be in their small forms so a one eyed puppy and a rabbit might draw attention but nothing too serious
At what point do we summon Ted?
>>19442574When all hell breaks loose and we need cover for extraction while they warm up the exterminatus
>>19442587Or when Keima says 'hey summon Ted for me real quick'.
you let out J, and have him, Dan and Raul go on patrol.The puppy, rabbit and cat make a cute group as the three set off to look around the school.You and Keima on the other hand head back to the dorms to check in on your two friends.The dorms, a more modern building made of concrete in this school dominated by brick and mortar.A quick look at the residents listings tells you where the two's room was on the fourth floor.Since it's lunch on a schoolday, everyone else was in the cafeteria or eating in thier classrooms, leaving you and Keima alone in the empty halls.You quickly find their room and knock, telling the inhabitants just who you were.But there was no answer.You try it again, this time, a knife at the ready.Still, suspiciously, there was no answer.Putting yourself between the door and Keima, you try the knob.It's unlocked, and you slowly push the door open.There on the floor in between the beds, you see Fleur being eaten, devoured frantically, by her roommate.
Btw the girls aren't sickThey are LESBIANS
>>19442656http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u43-bh9jrxcI refer you to about 1:35
>>19442656"Sorry to interrupt."And politely shut the door.What, not THAT kind of eaten?
You are Katsuragi Keima, the capturing god.And you have gone beyond the point of no return.It's happening faster than you thought.Almost out of control.But somehow, you don't really mind it.
>>19442656>>19442657Oh lawdy
>>19442700
>>19442700Can he see the ending?
>>19442731I think he does
>>19442657I actually posted that before refreshing and seeing LG's updateAnd I was still too late
>>19442700Is the Keima that we healed a The Thing? Did he get nommed and replaced while we were out setting the trap?
>>19442756Unless it's mutated beyond parameters, it can't reliably impersonate people.
"So. Are we really gonna do it?""If we find out how they manage to pull it off, why not?""I.. I do not mind sharing my wife with you Charlotte.""What about those two though?""We... We'll tell them when It's time."The three girls went back and forth in Charlotte's room.Plans are being formed, possibilities are being considered.The three representatives are about to make their assault on that stupid, stupid boy.
>>19442771Godspeed brother swagonaut.Godspeed.
>>19442656HOLY SHIT! Pull out the flamerthrower quick!
>>19442771I'd be lauras wifeAllmyboners.jpg
>>19442700>>19442771Sidestories, nearly 5AM 4chan time.Looks like we're nearly done for the night.
>>19442825I was just thinking that myself
"'This Misaka has observed that that boy's classmate has multiple women in his life.' This Misaka says as she reports what she remembers seeing.""This Misaka saw it too. I wonder how they do it.' Misaka wonders as she jumps into the conversation""Onee-sama, this Misaka wonders what your opinion is on sharing.' Misaka asks the original.""'I... I don't think It's bad... But he's a little too stupid, don't you think?" MIkoto, the 'original', tells them"Then this Misaka thinks that we must teach that boy further. Misaka says as Misaka looks forward to returning to the Bureau."Outside, as the five identical girls talked among themselves, lightning and thunder flashed outside menacingly.
>>19442771Hehehe poor ichika>>19442806Agreed thereBest girl to be a husband
>>19442840Goddamnit Perrine get off the roof.WaitWe need to get Perrine, Mikoto and some other electricity users to play High Voltage at our next party.
>>19442771>>19442840Cascading Inspired Harem Ends?You dun good, Hayate.
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:Aves MariaNew thread at 2200 4chan time>apologies for the slow thread today. >503 issues and such
>>19442840That picture is disturbingly cute
Speaking of LauraWe have to introduce her to Mio and do a Japanese tea ceremony for them
so does that mean that the harem antics are getting transplanted onto our fellow operatives?
So do we get brain malfunctions due to the lesbians or does that only work with girls we like?I think any sufficiently good looking girls should start it
>>19442889We can start a Harem Management Advice business!
>>19442892Oh, it's not limited to those we like. They may have additional effects, though.
>>19442889No I think that other guys are going to be asking us wtf we did to their friendsSince Ichika and Touma are about to be assaulted on multiple fronts
>>19442853>Space pirate Husband >Pirate witch HusbandThat's a sandwich I'd love to be part of.
>>19442889Copied to other operatives I thinkWe were the original and now all these others are going to be following in ur footstepsNow all we need is Keitarou to learn what a vagina is and have his girls. Sousuke to figure out how to handle his gun harem and Shirou to either get or be his harem and we will really have changed things
>>19442913Meh, i don't know what it is, even though they are very similar sakamoto does nothing for me.
>>19442924>Shirou to either get or be his harem>Shirou's alternate personalities being his own haremmy_brain_is_full_of_fuck.jpg
>>19442913Agreed
>>19442927Good all the more for meThey both do everything for me
>>19442934Well if we could figure out how to split Shirou and his personalities into separate bodies it could workAlso it means we would have a permanent Ilya / Nyaaber combo running about which I approve of greatly
>>19442913What about Angry German Space Pirate Husband?
>>19442963She's a big too Tsuntsun for me
>>19442963The angry doesn't really help.>>19442954>permanent Ilya / Nyaaber comboOh god my teeth
>>19442992>teethHeart? Fuck, I dunno. I'm goin' to bed.
>>19443005She rots your teeth from sweetness and gives heart attacks from cutenessSounds about right
Fuck yes i got access to the world of warplanes closed beta! It's world of tanks except planes, made by the same people.
>>19442656>>19442866i really really don't like where this is going, pretty soon they'll have us nuke the school.i liked those 2 girls.
>>19444201Come on, our job is being a combination CIA deep cover operative/KGB wet work specialist/FBI field agent. Death is a part of the job. Sure, depending on the assignment we might go years without a single fight, but that's not a given.
>>19444201It's part of the assignment. The option of exterminatus they're giving us prepares us to make the call IRL
>>19442934>implying they wouldn't be kurou's harem
rolled 60 = 60>>19443012Ah, that's the bunny.>>19445030Nah, by some strange twist, Kurou will fall for Heroic Shirou (Which is to say, the Archer evolution of Shirou)
>>19442840>>19442771I may be against the whole micromanagement thing, and the overbearing harem BS, but plotwise I support these developments.
>>19445171> Kurou will fall for Heroic Shirou (Which is to say, the Archer evolution of ShirouI always figured Archer was a fusion of Shirou and Kurou.
>>19445512That would also be acceptable.Though I can't say I'm a fan of the Shirou Gets a Harem thing. Maybe if it was a bunch of dudes being all far for Archer.
