WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-There you were, sitting in that spartan room where the most powerful person of this organization held office.You normally would have expected someone with this kind of power to have a grandiose place of work, but after your first meeting with her here, you know that that would not be the case."Agent Ayasaki. The information that has been gathered from Agent Yuki is interesting." she says as she looks straight at you."and what would that be ma'am?""Your interaction during the festivities at your place.."'FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...!' you begin to panic as you realize what she's talking about"... have been made known to me.""WHAT INTERACTION?!" Came Kyon's loud, angry voice from outside the door.The director ignores him and continues talking."...though I should only just observe this and not meddle with the affairs of my operatives. I, as her guardian, have decided this..."
STOP. SWEET CHRIST JUST STOP.
Anal Prolapse Quest was way better
>>19462028Okay, here it comes.
>>19462028So, was the 39 we got last night determining the topic of conversation, or the Director's opinion of us?
>>19462043LG wrote APQ you fool.
sage this waifu fanwank shit
>>19462051It sure was.
BLUE HAIRED COCKSUCKER QUEST: NUMBER 9001! SCAT FETISH EDITION
>>19462058Does he realize how sage works?
enough quests already, fuck!
rolled 99 = 99>>19462088I think he may be mildly retarded.
>>19462088I don't think he realizes that you can set up a filter in 4chan X to automatically minimize posts that have something specific in the email field like, say, 'sage.'
>>19462058>>19462050>>19462043>>19462042Saging does nothing to impede these threads, let alone end them.Landing Gear has grown too powerful off the tears of his followers and if you really want to stop him you must first destroy his power base, and then create a world where nobody believes in him, otherwise he will just keep coming back.
>>19462147The dice gods agree.
>>19462147Well fuck me that wasn't supposed to happen.
>>19462085I see the summer crowd is attempting to become cool by picking on the unpopular kids.
>>19462168Then why are they here?
>>19462176Here as in 4chan, or here as in MSQ?
>>19462176Because we're ignored by most of the board and hated by the rest.
You have no idea what's gonna happen.She could very well stop your interactions with Yuki, her clone/daughter/construct.She could also just be telling you to watch yourself, much like any parent/progenitor would.Or she could hand you over to Kyon while she tells the very angry and very protective man just what exactly happened backstage that night.All of the possibilities that come to mind are not good.Not good at all.And so, you await her next few words with baited breath.
>>19462176Im not certain, misinformation?
>>19462199They say this, but we know the truth, they actually love us.
>>19462227No, seriously, most of the board doesn't spare us a passing thought. We're totally off their radar. Everyone else is either a player in this quest or one of the people who whines constantly about quest threads.
You are Katsuragi Keima, the capturing god.And like you said, it was nothing.Something like that doesn't matter.It was just a simple kiss. Right?
>>19462204>HAha.... Delaying tacticsYour just being mean now man.
>>19462243Better believe it ain't boy.
>>19462243He really needs to get over this whole 'sexuality' thing and set said aboard the Swagtanic.
You are Katsuragi Keima, the capturing god.And this train of thought must stop.You must take back in control.You must proceed with the scenario.Pursue that ending you see.
>>19462243I vote we play get Kraus to play this Jennifer Paige song next time we see Keima.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIhSnaqou0IAlso should we make mention that our "future" self has been popping up randomly? This seems a major breach of security.
>>19462287>You must take back in control.>You must proceed with the scenario.>Pursue that ending you see.And now he seduces (romances?) us.
>>19462295get kraus to play this*How did I fuck up that bad?
>>19462287>>Path ends with him sans pants.
>>19462295But Queen is our thing. We have better taste in music than that.
You are Sakamoto Mio, the Hero of Japan.And this isnt exactly your line of expertise.You're trying to find a dress.A dress to wear on that date.That date he asked you out on.
>>19462287He's going to>fly us to the moon
>>19462341Ah, yes. We need to pick out a nice restaurant for her. A formal or semi-formal one.
>waiting for the Director's decision>LG is dragging it out to harvest tears>I don't even care anymore, I'm reading stories in /k/Did you hear that it's legal to kill cops who are illegally on your property in indiana?
>>19462381Why can't we make a home cooked meal and eat somewhere nice? The whole "bento" thing might appeal to her.
>>19462341>MFW I have a picture for this>MFW I can't find it
>>19462388It's technically legal, but trust me, I'm living in Indiana, and this is a state where cops are very much given leeway to do whatever the fuck they want. There's a whole ton of police harassment and people not realizing it's harassment because they don't know any different. This is also a state where what's on the books matters a whole hell of a lot less than whatever opinions a judge or jury happen to have on the matter.Indiana is fucking terrible.
>>19462397I suppose we could. Like on a mountain at night, we have a table set for two.Bento is really a packed lunch though. Not appropriate for dinner. Do we go with a Japanese style dinner, French, German, or English?
>>19462415That whole thread is full of dirty cop stories. Makes me want to put a CCTV camera in every room in my house.
A banging on the door."OI! Just what exactly is going on? Nagato! let me in!"The very angry, and very protective man known as Kyon yells.The Director, having had enough of this, waves a hand and all the noise ceases.You conclude correctly that she has sealed the space that the two of you were in."To repeat myself, I have gathered interesting information from Agaent Yuki. Information regarding your interactions at the festivities that took place last Sunday at your residence."'FFFFFFFFF HERE IT COMES' you think to yourself"And though I once told myself that I would only be an impartial observer over the growth of that child, I have decided, after much deliberation and analysis, that this would be the best course of action...."The Director, in her complicated way of speaking induces a slight feeling of Déjà vu upon you.
>>19462424>Do we go with a Japanese style dinner, French, German, or English?Fuck that. Go all out. Let's do something Spanish/Portuguese.
>>19462424Im tempted to go for the Japanese, a nice taste of home or something like that.
>>19462449I agree. Mio was stationed at Castle Barin for years during the war. A nice taste of home may go over well. But how about this: since we can materialize any cuisine on the fly, we'll tailor the meal to the type of dress Mio picks out. I'll get some menu's ready.
>>19462441God Damnit, LG!GET ON WITH IT!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1YmS_VDvMY
>>19462445Hot and spicey, like our passion.dear god what did I just say?
>>19462441Oh would you just *get on* with it?
>>19462489bookmarked for future use.
>>19462489Seconding! Get on with it, LG!!
>>19462489You forgot your image, man.
>>19462441I kinda hope she says stay away. We can add a romeo and juilet sort of feel to our interactions with her.
>>19462608I was in more of a hurry to get the video link up before the discussion went somewhere.I needn't have worried.
>>19462653Nah, we're all relaxed, chill, and slow tonight after last night's hectic affair.
inb4 we've swagged the Director while trying to swag Yuki
>>19462666>swagged the DirectorRe-swagged you mean. Yuki was created as a direct result of the Director developing feelings for them. Yuki was created as a fork of the Director that would be the sole house for those feelings.
>>19462689You're right. I stand corrected.
>>19462689If Hayate has re-swagged the Director, does that mean Yuki is about to get a double-dose of feelings? That is....a bit scary.....like Mio on crystal meth.
>>19462756Nah. Yuki's still in the crushing stage. It will be a double-crush. So it will be like regular Mio, but shy.
Damnit LG just post already.
>>19462786Maybe he's getting Cloudflare errors?I know that my posting has been weirdly slow today.
>>19462847I hope so, he can put this off for so long.
Maybe he got froggy'd again
She waves her hand before she finishes talking and the door opens. Kyon walks in with a confused looking Yuki."Just what is going on?" He asks her as he shoots you a look.Yuki wordlessly takes the only other empty seat int the room.'sorry, if I got you into trouble.' she mentillates.'No. It's alright. Besides, we're not quite sure if I really am in trouble."The Director tells Kyon nothing and continues speaking."You will be assigned as her guardian. Her living quarters will be reassigned to yours as well.""WHAT?!" Kyon's outburst masks Yuki's gasp.[ ]wat.[ ]why.[ ]huh.[ ]other
>>19462951"Wat.">>19462947Not sure if want.
rolled 4 = 4>>19462951[x]otherI would be honored to accept her into my family.
>>19462951[x]huh?[x]wut?[x]why?[x]otherDon't hurt me Kyon!
rolled 33 = 33>>19462951"I'LL TAKE THE JOB!."
[X] OtherPut on our NGAF shades, look at Kyon, and say"I knew it would happen sooner or later."
>>19462951[x]Slow maniacal laughter for Kyon[x]Assure the Director that no harm will come to Yuki.
>>19462951[x] Other."Yes, ma'am." And then salute.
[x]About time. "Yuki, I've got a beachside resort. You can have your own room, or you can sleep with the family."The family. Makes us sound like a crime boss. I just got the image of Hayate being some rich-as-fuck mobster, surrounded by our girls in sexy clothes and holding guns. I like it.
>>19462951[x]otherIs Yuki okay with this? Have you talked to her about it?
>>19462951Very well, I shall take responsibility.
>>19462951OtherIf you feel that is the best course of action then I am more than happy to take care of YukiHave you consulted her about this though? Her opinion should be taken into consideration
>>19463080>Have the courage to>take responsibility.Key phrases that will make any Japanese person do whatever they're told to do.
>>19463092i am supporting this
>>19463094If this is true that means i can... NO I AM NOT THINKING LEWD THOUGHTS! uuh
>>19462951"Huh? Excuse me for asking ma'am, but why?"you ask her as she holds Kyon back by invisible means to keep him from strangling you."This child has shown exceptional growth after interacting with you, I wish to see where it could lead to.""But... What about her opinion on the matter?"you turn to the quiet bookworm"Are you okay with this Yuki? I mean sure, we have plenty of room at home, and there's even a library there, but are you okay with being ordered to move in with me?""I... I don't mind it." she asnwers."She herself has spoken very highly of you, and the events of last Sunday has only proven further that you are indeed the one that could make her grow further."Kyon, still trying to claw at you, his voice taken from him by unknown means, mouths the words -I WILL KILL YOU!-"Kyon, Your resistance only makes my resolve stronger." The Director tells the man.KYON WANTS TO KILL YOUYUKI IS OKAY WITH ITWAT SAY/DO?
>>19463178"Well, it's not my house alone, as you probably know."But Yuki's a nice girl. I don't think the rest of my family will mind."
>>19463178Well we dont want Kyon to freak out, so let's throw Yuki over our shoulder and run for it. We'll drop her off with the girls and head to Trude.
>>19463178>"Kyon, Your resistance only makes my resolve stronger." Bwahahaha!Oh man, that is hilarious.Anyway, say:"Mr. Kyon, I understand your concern about my conduct around Miss Yuki. If it will allay your fears, you are always welcome in my home to make sure that nothing is amiss. "I have nothing to hide, after all."
>>19463214>Don't want Kyon to freak out>Grab Yuki and runI don't think that's how it works.
>>19463178lol we're NTRing Kyon and there's nothing he can do about it.
>>19463178I shall look after Yuki with the utmost care thenDo you have anything that you need help moving Yuki? I can get Jakob and Ted to help if you want
It's a trap! She's clearly pushing this on to Hayate so that his harem levels will exceed the upper limit of 50 Tenchis... which would put him into borderline SUE territory! After which, she'll juke up the majaik-drain she's held on him for so long and use him as a new type of battery!
>>19463178Ask Director Nagato to help Yuki move her stuff. We obviously have shit to talk to Kyon about, and our discussion is probably going to involve several explosions.
>>19463275We're already a SUE. What do you think Majaik is? Why do you think we're powered by Bitches.
>>19463251Not reallyNTRing would be swagging the directorWith Yuki he seems to act more like an older brother
>>19463178"We'll have to make sure the rest of the family approves. I'm okay with this, though. Should we call my family in here, or take Yuki to them?"
>>19463278No we are butler. We do that
>>19463324Sounds like a ted/jackob misadventure to me.
You people and your thread made me hate bulters. Your anime picture is to blame. Anime can't do dapper.
>>19463178Show our pussy to yuki obviously.Have said pussy tell the girls about the news.Go to Trude.
>>19463413Even Mr. Belvedere?
>>19463424Introducing Raul and having the news Yuki is moving in come at the same time while we are not presentNah that's not cool
>>19463413u wot m8?
>>19463178"Well, it's not my house alone, as you probably know." you tell them."But Yuki's a nice girl. I don't think the rest of my family will mind.""Very well. Yuki, I wish you the best. Ayasaki, I wish you luck. The two of you are dismissed, I'll take care of Kyon." she tells you.And so, Yuki and you left her office.-------------------------------------------------------------Inside, as you closed the door behind you, the Director releases the bind she had Kyon in."Nagato. You cant be serious about this." Kyon says as he confronts the director. "I am." she answers him."But are you really sure about this?""Experience is necessary for growth. And I want to give that child to experience everything in full."-------------------------------------------------Outside, you and Yuki wordlessly walk out into the quad, the quiet girl trying to avoid your gaze."Hey. I'm sorry about this." you tell her. "I just had to make things awkward for you.""No... It's.. It's my fault. If I only kept quiet then this wouldn't have happened.""So you really don't want this to happen?""No, it's not that. I'm okay with this, I think I'm actually looking forward to it..."She fidgets as she walks alongside you"I... I just don't know whatll happen once your girlfriends find out.""It'll be okay. I'm sure of it." you tell her reassuringly.WAT DO?[ ]head back home, tell the girls about these new arrangements over lunch, ignore trude for now[ ]head back home, briefly explain situation, go to trude
>>19463495[x] the second one
>>19463495Trude will have to wait now. This is more urgent, if not more important.
>>19463495[X]head back home, tell the girls about these new arrangements over lunch, ignore trude for now
>anime can't do dapper.HAHAHAHHA. Oh, you're serious?
>>19463495[x]head back home, briefly explain situation, go to trudeWe can go to the RCS sale after class this afternoon, right?Or was it a lunch-only limited time event?
>>19463495Been putting Trude off for too long.Second choice.
>>19463495>[ ]head back home, briefly explain situation, go to trudeMuch as I want to let Trude wait, she needs to know.
>>19463495[x]head back home, briefly explain situation, go to trude[x]promise to explain this all better laterAfter trude then class, then sale with Froggy, then teaparty, then we all speak.
>>19463495Briefly explain then go see trudeWe are in get shit done mode todayAlso mention RCS is having a sale so we are heading down there after r classes
>>19463543>>19463547I checked, and Ash only mentioned that there's a sale going on today, so after classes but before the tea party should be fine.We really should have Kraus transmit to our class, and those people we know in the new Beginner Class, that the RCS is having a sale.It's the nice and friendly thing to do, after all.
>>19463632After were done there, we dont want a panic.
[x]explain to girls."It happened again."
>>19463681So the store which sells everything you need is having a sale, are you sure that wouldn't cause a big rush?
>>19463716It doesn't have everything. Just most things. And it's extremely convenient.
>>19463716Oh, sure, but I wouldn't call it a panic. Besides, using the portkeys, we can beat everyone there.
>>19463736I see your point and I agree.
>brief explanation. >trudeYou port into the house with Yuki at your side.As you walked into the dining-room where everyone was gathered, they look up wondering why the bookish girl is holding onto your sleeve."Hello Yuki," Ursula greets the girl as she pets the white cat in her lap. "Here to join us for lunch?""Y-yes... About that..." she says from behind you, her grip on your arm tightening.'Did you do it again?' Erica asks you mentally'No. I dont think so, It's the Director's orders.'"...I- I think I'm staying here from now on.""What?" came the question from Hina and Perrinne, Erica, since you filled her in remains silent."I.. It's the Director's recommendation. She made Hayate my guardian and... and told reassigned my living quarters here.. I can leave if you don't want me here.""Why don't we all discuss this over lunch, and see where it goes from there." Erica, the de-facto leader of the group, tells her."As much as I'd love to stay and help in the discussion, I have to go meet Trude right now. I hope that's okay with you girls.""Go ahead, I was gonna suggest you leave the room actually." Erica answers you with a grin.'Goodluck.' came three other voices in your head."Yuki, I leave you in the care of these four for now. I'll be back soon.""O-okay."And thus, you went back outside.-----------------------------------------------------As you walk across the quad, back towards AdMin, you mentillate Trude.'Miss Trude, are you free right now?''Yeah, why?' came her reply.'We need to talk.''Where would you like to meet?'[ ]in your office[ ]behind the building[ ]in the cafeteria[ ]anywhere convenient for you
>>19463771Somewhere with ceilings too low to properly maneuver an I-beam.
>>19463771[X] anywhere convenient for you"Where would you like to meet? I don't have a preference."
>>19463771[X]anywhere convenient for you
>>19463771[x] anywhere convenient but also private>>19463797We're delivering GOOD news this time anon, no need to fear the I-beams.
>>19463771Wherever is convenient for her.
>>19463771[x]anywhere convenient for youSomeplace where she can feel at ease and so will be more open to our side of things. Preferably not constantly reminded of her responsibilities as liason officer.
>>19463797>>19463792Office then. They usually are of a normal size and ceiling height.
>lg twitpic>space cqc jammer canceler breaker eraser confiner obstructor >buster closerim sorry what?
>>19463836The best aliens from the future fight ever.What are you planning LG!?
>>19463836Japan. Nuff said.Haiyore! Nyarklo is the source, episode 10.
>>19463836Must be from this week's episode of Haiyore! Nyarlko-San. I should go downlaod & watch that.
>>19463836I think we are gonna meet some eldritch horrors that are surprisingly cute
>>19463857>NyarkloShould be Nyarlko, fucking dyslexia.>>19463860Maybe after the series ends.Hey LG are you watching Moe Pirates?
And, everyone take a break to go watch anime.
'Where would be convenient for you?' you asked her'I'm in my office. Just meet me here.'You head into her office deep in the bowels of the AdMin building.The small well-kept room a far cry from Mio's den of procrastination."So. What did you want to talk about?" she asks you without even offering you a seat first.WAT SAY?**ADD A ROLL**>>19463904yes.
>>19464090Straight to the point:"There's a loophole in the agreement between the Bureau and Witches. Perrine doesn't need to get a discharge. And Major Sakamoto never filled out the forms anyway."
rolled 13 = 13>>19464090"Good news, if I do say so myself. I asked my handler about the Bureau's treaty with your Command, and there's no need to file for a discharge for Perrine. As Bureau personnel, they have no jurisdiction over her station at this time."And now we find out she went ahead and filed it.
rolled 42 = 42>>19464090"I've managed to get in contact with the Bureau's legal department, and they've found a way for Perrine to stay, without being dishonorably discharged."
rolled 53 = 53>>19464090Perrine can stay here without being discharged. then explain the loophole.
rolled 94 = 94>>19464090"I wanted to first start off with informing you that Perrine will not be going forward with a dishonorable discharge, since we were able to find an alternative way for her to stay here."And...I wanted to talk with you about airing our grievances. You're an important and dear friend to the women in my life; I don't want to be constantly butting heads with you."
rolled 23 = 23>>19464137Roll to support.
rolled 49 = 49>>19464137>>19464138Rollan for either or both of these.
rolled 99 = 99>>19464137>noko dice>forget the space after diceHurrr imma durrr
>>19464162>94Alright, that looks like we've cleared the first hurdle pretty well.
>>19464162I love it! I love it so much!
>>19464202>99I only wish this could have waited for our next roll.
>>19464162well put, well rolled.
>>19464389Right now that lookout is here if he rolls badly no one bitch at him for itNot having a repeat of last night
"There's a loophole in the agreement between the Bureau and Witches. Perrine doesn't need to get a discharge. And Major Sakamoto never filled out the forms anyway.""And what would this loophole be?" she asks you"Basically, the agreement, which I know you must have read, states that any witch sent here must follow all Bureau rules and regulations to a T. Those same regulations state that all Bureau personnel are non-answerable to any forces or organizations from the Dimensions they come from."She quietly listens as you explain all this."Basically, the moment witch council sent anyone here, all ties they have to them have effectively been cut.""...That can't be right." she tells you "If that were true, then that is too big of an oversight.""Oh it is. And the best part of it is, your own witch council made that loophole when they penned the agreement.""... So they can't order her to go back?""No. Nor can they force her to do so. The Bureau will do everything in it's power to protect her, and so will I.""I.. I see. You have no idea how relieved I am to hear this. Thank you for telling me.""there's also another thing I wanted to talk about. I think this would be the time to air our grievances. You're an important and dear friend to the women in my life; I don't want to be constantly butting heads with you."Silence, as if she was considering something deeply."You know. I'm not really antagonizing you on purpose... I.. I just want to protect those girls.""And so do I." you tell her"But since Perrinne got here, things have been getting too crazy... There's you and the twins, and that baby and her..."[ ]other
"Trude. Can I call you Trude? Trude, I swear on my life that I will do nothing to hurt those girls. I swear to you that nothing will keep me from doing the best that I can for my family.""Do you really mean that?""Of course. I will see everything through. It all may seem unconventional, but we will make it work. I personally will make it work. And if the universe, with its sick sense of humor, tries to stop me; then I shall fight the whole universe just to prove it wrong.""... You really are serious about this huh?""I have been so since day one.""Very well. Thank you Hayate, and I apologize for being... less than cordial with you. Please, if I could do anything to make it up to you, do tell me.""No Trude, It's all okay. I just wish we could be better friends over this.""Of course." she reaches out and shakes your hand."Thank you Trude. I'll be leaving now, I still have things to attend to.""Of course Hayate, again, thank you.""You are most welcome."With those words, you left her office and went on outside.Trude issue Resolved [?]WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?[ ]head back to the girls[ ]check out the RCS Sale
>>19464611[X]head back to the girlsRCS can wait until after class.
>>19464611Back to the girls, make sure everything's smooth there, then take EVERYONE to the RCS Sale. They'll want things too.
>>19464611[x]check out the RCS SaleErica said that they wanted to talk things over with Yuki without us there, so we may as well check out the RCS Sale.I still think we should inform our class at the very least.
rolled 76 = 76>>19464611See if they're done with their chat. If yes, go have a quick lunch. If no, let's visit the store.
>>19464611[x] bothSHOPPINGU SHOPPINGUEveryone buy something to give to everyone else!
>>19464633>>19464634Erica shooed us out of there, though. Maybe it would be better to give them the requested privacy?
>>19464611[X]head back to the girls
>>19464611Head back to the girls then take them to the RCS
>>19464611Mentillate Erica first, see if they'll see us. If not, RCS.
>>19464611[ ]head back to the girlsHow much lunch have we burned so far? Digital food don't feed us.
>>19464646This is the RCS, though. Whatever Ash gets us is usually tailored just for us, and what we will need later.
>>19464791Which means he'll have exactly the right gifts for everyone to be giving.
>>19464733Knowing the dude? We have all day as lunch now
>"ohohohoho.. So, you're taking boarders now?" Mio asks you, a wicked glint in her eye "And does the rent include all of your services?"Breakfast, Bedding and everything in between?
>Go back to the girls>if possible, shopping'Err... Erica, can I come back yet?' you ask her'I take it Trude didn't murder you?' 'Thankfully no.''Okay then, head on back. We're done here.'---------------------------------------------You walk back into the dining-room to find Shamisen and Raul talking to each other on the table.The girls themselves are eating happily.You take you place at the head of the table, and Perrinne asks you,"How'd it go?""It went really well. She didn't murder me, I managed to tell her about that loophole, and I think we've taken a good step towards bettering our friendship.""I see... That's good." she answers as she reaches for your hand.You take this opportunity, as you grab a quick bite to eat to ask them how things went."Yuki is staying of course." Ursula tells you."We're giving her one of the rooms next to ours, and full use of the library." Erica adds."I think it'll be fun having her here.""Agreed." Hina and Perrinne tell you in turn."T-thank you everyone." the girl in question says with a small bow. "I leave myself in your care."The meal went by quickly after that, the great atmosphere improved by the addition of a new member to the family.As you ate, you ask the girls, "So, Ash' place, the Ridicoulously Convenient Store, is having a sale. You want to check it out?"***ROLLEM***
rolled 17 = 17>>19464830Stampede time?
>>19464830That is one lucky banana.
rolled 54 = 54>>19464830Welp. Let's see how this compares to my AC quest roll
rolled 98 = 98>>19464830Why do I get a feeling of dreadShirley isn't about so it must be Mio...
rolled 49 = 49>>19464830Yay the household grows.
>>19464861And we are good. Comeon Mio encounter.
rolled 87 = 87>>19464830Banana
>"ohohohoho.. So, you're taking boarders now?" Mio asks you, a wicked glint in her eye "And does the rent include all of your services?Oh god, now its gonna turn into us running a hotel where all the guests are female and get caught in our swag.
rolled 51 = 51>>19464847Stampede time.
rolled 63 = 63>>19464953>all the guests are female and get caught in our swag.You mean, already are caught in the swag.
>>19464953Fawlty towers but with talking animals and constant sex?
>>19464970The moment they walk in the door they just start swooning.
>>19464970>>19464953If we mentioned we were opening rooms for rent there would be a stampedeEveryone who has come in here so far loved the place
>>19464861"A sale?" Erica asks you, "Sure, we could check it out."Nods of agreement all around and It's decided.After quickly putting away the dishes, you and the girls port into town to that certain bench right across the shops.---------------------------------------------You walk into the RCS, a large banner waving above it's door.-GENERIC HOLIDAY SALE! DISCOUNTS AND STUFF!-Ash, as always, greets you as you walk in."Welcome to the store... Yada yada yada, Liberty and justice for all.."[ ]take a look around[ ]ask him what he has for you
rolled 95 = 95>>19465094>[ ]take a look aroundWe get the chance so rarely.
>>19465094Oh, baby, he. He has what we nee-eed.
>>19465094[x]take a look aroundThey're supposedly clearing out the storeroom, so there might be interesting items that we wouldn't necessarily find ridiculously convenient, only mildly convenient.
>>19465094[ ]ask him what he has for youWere only going to want what he has for us really. But we can take a look around later.
>>19465094look around, see if we can't find that collapsible grand piano.
>>19465106This is true.
>look around.You and the girls split up in the shop, checking out random items on the shelves.Being modeled after a normal convenience store, most of the store is dedicated to food and other basic necessities, but near the back, along the aisle with random "handy" gadgets and stuff there you find the most interesting things.Erica is having a ball filling a cart pushed by Ursula with bags of potatochips.Hina is looking around the freezers with Yuki and Perrinne.You continue checking the stuff out at the aisle you're in.**WHAT DO YOU SEE?**First two rolls over 70
rolled 28 = 28>>19465163Grapple gunNever know when we'll need to ascend, or descend without majaik.
rolled 78 = 78>>19465163A do it yourself cybernetic upgrade kit Dinosaur edition
rolled 71 = 71>>19465163fully functioning collapsible grand piano.
rolled 56 = 56>>19465163A culinary blow torch for doing flambes and creme brulee.
rolled 47 = 47>>19465163Batman(tm) brand Utility Belt, and starter set.Comes with a grapple gun, half a dozen batarangs, and various other useful tricks, with another dozen pouches still open.
>>19465175>>19465179Well, there we go.Someone go tell Archmagos he got this wish.
>>19465179>>19465175It's what we've always wanted!
>>19465196Nah he will just find something else to bitch about if he turns back up
>>19465196I completely forgot about him. I just scanned through my image folder looking for anything we might need.
>>19465202I really hope he doesn't come back. He's a huge cunt.
>>19465175I've been thinking.What if Ted doesn't WANT to be a Cyber T-Rex?I mean, your picture DOES have a dapper monocle, but I don't think the chainguns and rocket launchers seem very gentlemanly.
>>19465221That is a very good pointWe wanted to throw weapons on him but we need to ask him what he thinks of it all first
>>19465221I'm sure he won't. We'll have a cyber kit and no sapient dinosaur willing to volunteer to be kitted.
>>19465221Well lets bring him out and ask him about it.*summons ted* "Hey ted I just saw this on the shelf and was wondering what you thought about it. Cybernetic upgrades to boost your combat abilities. I think it would be an interesting idea but i leave the final choice to you."
>>19465236I always sort of assumed we just let him and the others roam around when we weren't in class or doing anything important
>>19465249They're generally around the house now, I think.
Hell it's probably something we can summon on and off of him, like a transformation. Fucking magic we don't gotta explain shit.
>>19465262Yeah it could be something like J's reaction with the moon rock.Speaking of which what happened to it after that fight?
>>19465262Quite probably>>19465272Either he absorbed it or we put it away again
You find an interesting, colorful old box.In what looked like 80's artwork and text, it says.-SNAP TOGETHER DINORIDER ARMOR-- TREX THUNDER -Reading it closer, you discover that it's some form of kit that forms a set of armor and weapons for a TREX.It says that It's guaranteed to fit any and all Tyrannosauruses.Weapons include:2x12 shot missile launchers.1x combat claw1x thunder cannon1x tail blade2x saw spursAnd a laser monocle.'Damn. Ted might like this.' you think as you check it's price.The old tag has been covered by a bright yellow one saying [5guptas, last in stock!]putting the box in your basket, you look around some more.There, on top of a shelf, you find what you assumed was a toy piano.At 5 inches across, with tiny keys of ivory and ebony, the small grand piano surprisingly plays well.on the underside, you see its label-ULTI-BARD PORTABLE GRAND PIANO-A tiny red button on it had a label saying, -PUSH HERE TO EXPAND TO FULL SIZE!-THinking that this too was a reasonable purchase for the indicated price of 2 guptas, you placed it in your basket.
Purely out of curiosity, and my childhood fascination with dinosaurs, I want to ask.Does Ted have feathers?
>>19465370>and a laser monoclelost it
>>19465385NOPELG NOPE'd that in the bud when we first met him.
>1x combat claw>1x tail bladeTail becomes powerful too, I like it>2x saw spursLike power tool saws? Wicked.>1x thunder cannon>2x12 shot missile launchers.>And a laser monocle.>a laser monocle>Laser>MonocleOh dear god yes!
>>19465385We have a non scientific scaled t Rex that can shrink into aguamon sizeSo no feathers on our Dino buddy
>>19465370the moment I saw the toy t-rex all I could think was "You troll."also we need to find a way for mike to high five a shark.
Finally, as you were headed towards the cashier with these items, you spot a curious looking pack of what appeared to be plastic badges.-CAPSULE CORP CONTAINMENT PATCHES--Slap on and shrink! 12pcs-Upon closer inspection of the back, you realize that these things, when applied to anything and activated, will shrink and contain an object into a small pill. And once they are applied, they can be used and reused as needed.At 35yonks, these too go into your basket.With three items in your basket, and what you expect to be another bag waiting for you at the counter, you head to ash."I'm taking these man." you tell him as you place the basket on the counter."And I have these for you too." he looks around, as if checking that noone is in hearing distance."An anti-bite cream, a box of a new product were pushing: assorted flavors, A packet of Nyannīchuan powder, a cat-sized crossbow, waterbed sheets: they turn any bed into a waterbed, and your usual groceries. These plus your items there come up to 13guptas 66yonks"You have him ring them up and go off to join the girlsGO TO?[ ]Erica Ursula[ ]Perrinne, Hina ,Yuki
>>19465385Sadly, no. I was hoping so too.
>>19465427[x] erica ursulaTell ursula we got a project for the two of us to work on together Ted permitting. It has been a while since we did something with just Ursula.
>>19465427[x]Erica UrsulaWhatever they are planning we should figure out sooner, plus we can see how the discussion with Yuki went.
>>19465427>anti bite creamSomething we definitely neededGo see what our original 2 girlfriends are up to and remind Erica she can't survive on potato chips aloneSee how Ursula is going and ask her if she found anything interesting
>>19465427[X]Perrinne, Hina ,Yuki>An anti-bite cream, Good idea.>a box of a new product were pushing: assorted flavors, What is it, other than having assorted flavors?>A packet of Nyannīchuan powder, Spring of the Drowned Man powder? Oh, god.>a cat-sized crossbow, Raul gets a welcome present>waterbed sheets: they turn any bed into a waterbed,AWESOME!
>>19465427Just for a different vote:[x]Perrinne, Hina ,Yuki
>>19465427how about we stop time for 5 seconds and look at what this 'new product' is, then perrine hina and yuki.we know what erica got.
>>19465465What do you think something we get with multiple favors would be?>>19465427Also ask him if they have jusenkyo powder as well since we got the opposite
>>19465471It's assorted-flavor condoms. Duh.
>>19465487Or maybe sperm flavoring anti pregnancy pills
>>19465487he's given us condoms before and made no particular mention of them, like he did this time.
>>19465487I don't think flavored condoms are anything new.
>>19465506I'm so sure that I wish I could make some overblown gesture, like saying I would eat my hat if I was wrong. He's giving us assorted-flavor condoms. Until now they've only come in single-flavor, so this iteration of the product is brand-new.
>>19465512>Ultra-thin, vibrating, glow in the dark, flavored, NO-BREAK.Though, with all these features, they might be.
>>19465522Quite possibly.And now, I shall bid you all a good night, and good luck.
>>19465522>They're new since they're made of pony guts, still in the product testing phase actually.>pony gutsoh god what
this seems like an awful lot of hand-waving for just a box of condoms is all I'm saying.
>>19465534LG's nod to the cancer that is MLP and what happened to the ponies in this settingThey made wonderful products out of them finally getting some use out of the damn things
>>19465534if memory serves, condoms used to be made out of animal intestines, I've heard. but i could totally be making that up.
>>19465547They used to be called sheepskins. Guess why.
>>19465547Sheep specifically, IIRC.
>>19465547You are correct. Early condoms were made from animal intestines, also sausages used animal intestines too and in some traditional recipies still do
You know, all this discussion over a box of condoms is probably what gives MSQ a bad name.Not saying that we stop or anything, just pointing it out.
>>19465547Yeah, same with sausage casing. It's the right shape to cover and protect with a water-tight seal.
>>19465534You know what the kind of condoms people who are allergic to latex use, right?Lambskin.
>>19465557Haha as ifThere are many other things than discussing a box of condoms that cause people to bitch at us
>>19465555>>19465560Sausage made with gut casings tastes better and cooks better.
>>19465557Nah, it's the Keima discussions and the Strike Witches pictures.
>>19465534>pony gutsLG you magnificent bastard I did a spit take from that.
>>19465557the detractors have been fairly explicit about what they don't like.Ego doesn't like that this is wildly more popular than his quests.everyone else doesn't like the fact that we use a bunch of anime tropes, and act like the classy yet hormonal teenager that we've been playing as since day 1.
>>19465578And they don't like that we are enjoying ourselves and giving no fucks about them
>twinsYou find the twins still in the food aisle, stuffing their cart high with potatochips, candy, and other assorted snacks."GIrls, you do realize you can't live on snacks alone, right?""Yeah, BUT THEY HAVE SO MANY FLAVOURS! AND SO CHEAAAAAAP!" Erica tells you as he sister nods."Huh. Well, just as long as you remember to not eat too much of them.""Of course not. We plan on making this last a week.""A week? that large cart of food will only be good for a week?" you ask incredulously"Yeah. Should we get more?""Err.. Do as you wish I guess. By the way Ursula, I think I found a nice project for us, Ted willing of course."You show her the box of DinoArmor.Her eyes light up at the prospect of Ted decked out on weaponry, and she says, "Maybe we can make some improvements on it...""Like what?" you ask her"Flight." she smiles a little maniacally.------------------------------------------------------------Later, as you and the girls walk out of the shop, your purchases in-hand, you spot a familiar figure walking out of one of the other stores.**ROLLEM**1-30 OH GOD NO31-60 Oh hey its...61-100 AHOY!>taking the 5th roll
>>19465582giving no fucks huh? I find their poor attempts at trolling hisssssssterical
rolled 63 = 63>>19465584>AhoyPirate Witch off the port bow?
rolled 58 = 58>>19465584
rolled 82 = 82>>19465584pleasebeahoypleasebeahoypleasebeahoypleasebeahoy
rolled 99 = 99>>19465584Yarr
rolled 65 = 65>>19465584Ahoy! Pirate witch off the bow prepare for boarding actions
>I gave you the capsule corp patches to solve that problem of taking the landraider out of the bottleAw I wanted to crash it into the park...
rolled 58 = 58>>19465603Nice...
>>19465592>>19465597>>19465601>>19465603>>19465608>5 rolls>only 1 below the top result
>>19465617>And it's Lookout.
>>19465611That was my plans tooThat or make a marker out in a field and take it out for a spin thereOh well we can carry a land raider on us whenever we want now
>>19465611I am more interesting in driving it onto the sea bed of our resort so we can go exploring
>>19465624the capsule provides an interesting possibility.we go to any dimension with steam engines.steal a train with one of the stickers.and then we have a train that we can drop on enemies whenever the fuck we want.
>>19465648It provides way more interesting possibilities than that. Based on the description, there's no upper limit on the size of things that can be shrunk. We can drop a fucking building on someone. A giant metal cube filled with a vast armory of gear. Shit can be fucking nuts.
>>19465648question though what do we do with the driver..whats his/her name? We can summon the driver and being kept in a capsule is kinda rude.
It occurs to me.We have a way to stop time.We have an infinite supply of knives.We have a tank, and a way to summon it at will.You know what we must do.
>>19465663We need to order it to tell us just exactly what the hell it is, we should also order it to stand at ease unless on a mission.
>>19465584It's Mio, she was heading out of Slanesh' Secrets with a purple bag, next to another one from InterDimensional Fashions."Hi Mio!" you call out to her, "doing some shopping?"She frantically tries to hide the bags behind her back, but she knows you've seen them already."Y-yeah.""So.. Whatcha get?" Erica asks her as she tries to look inside the bags."N-nothing. Just socks.""reeeally?" Erica's hand quickly dives into the purple bag and pulls out a lacy black... thing."These don't look like socks." she grins."G-give it back!" she tries to grapple the girl for it.As the two of them run around vying for that piece of fabric, Mio, in an uncharacteristic moment of clumsiness, trips on her feet.The bags go up in the air, their contents scattering in the midday sun.Something black and lacy lands on your head.As you pull it off to reveal a particularly lacy brassiere, you see Mio kneeling on the ground, tears [?] welling in her eyes.
>>19465656Carry a spare armoury on usCarry an entire alchemy lab on usCarry a pop up apartment on us with both of the above in itI think a full apartment would be too bulky to pop up though so maybe a pop up tardis like building which is bigger inside than out
>>19465665Toki wo tomare!
>>19465677Gather up the things and give them back to Mio. Give her a comforting hug as well
>>19465677Help her put her things back in her bag. Help her to her feet. Give her a smile. Erica just ruined the surprise she was saving for us, and both Hayate and Mio know it, but that's no reason to lampshade it.
>>19465677Time Stop and gather up all the objects in the blink of an eye, folding them nicely and placing them back in the bag before unfreezing time and helping her up.
>>19465677Timestop, gather the things, unstop and help Mio up, then whack Erica on the head.Then ask Mio if the lacyness is for her to wear, or for us.
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:Why is a raven like a writing desk?New thread at 2200 4chan time.>wow, quite a productive thread.
>>19465703>Then ask Mio if the lacyness is for her to wear, or for us.No. Do not ask that. She's embarrassed enough right now.
>>19465715>Why is a raven like a writing desk?They'll both eat your eyes without checking if you're dead.
>>19465677timestop and pack everything up "I'm sure you'll look lovely in this." then lightly hit Erica on the head.
>>19465715I know what happened?This should have taken us a week to do
>>19465818we're in high gear now. gonna be gettin shit done from now on.
>>19465818LG's trying a new "faster" style
>>19465834>>19465830Even though we got through a massive amount of things we wanted done this thread. We sorted out the yuki ituation, the trude situation, went to the RCS and even checked off a very old crazy idea we never really thought about beyond the initial "this sounds cool" phase
>>19465859i don't think you're using "even though" right
>>19465859Actually I started writing something else then deleted it and missed that
rolled 24 = 24You guys forgot that food stuff's made from ponies back at Bureau? Silly.
>>19465894Actually it isn'tThere is sue juice they got from the ponies though
So, with the new upgrade kit for Ted, is he going to get a transformation sequence?Like a Centurions transformation sequence?