WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.From days of long ago, from unchartered regions of the multiverse, comes a legend.The legend of Swagtron:Seducer of the Multiverse!A mighty butler, loved by girls, feared by evil.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-ou find them shortly enough, standing around in a clearing, trying to make a plan.It's the Araragis together with the Kinoshita twins and two others you've not met before.'I've found them.' you mentillate your team. "Just about a kilometer away to the east of your location.'"We're being watched." Karen, the elder Araragi sister says suddenly. "THERE!"She points straight at you.They might not be able to see you in your invisible state, but the fireball that the youngest Araragi unleashed reveled your outline as the flames passed over you.Koyomi and Karen charge you.>ARARAGI SIBLINGS ATTACKING YOU.>WAT DO?
rolled 98 = 98KILL EVERYONE YOU LOVE
>>19549738Well let's do that then, it'd be a shame to waste the roll.
>>19549738I agree. Let's go for it.Mite b cool
>>19549738gonna be one of those nights.
>>19549715Slider. Slider everywhere.
>>19549715Teleport back to Gai and the others, while reporting their position to Erica, who will introduce them to Sasha.
Oh boy here we go let's do this thing.
>>19549738What a twist!
>>19549715Fuck yeah!>>19549738... ok i guess we'll go with this.
>>19549738Would be an unexpected twist
>>19549738bracing for epic
>>19549738The inevitability of a dapper swag-master is that at some point a critical mass is reached, where in exceeding this mass swag is lost, and where in perpetuating the status quo causes loss. The only recourse then in advancement is to diminish the assets that erode your rank and to redouble on those yet pursued in earnest.To put it another way, you've become so cool, that in trying to acquire additional cool, the pursuit is stained with disgust by the viewer. It is the natural course of things in this world, and the expediency of your conquest until now demands recompense; a loss, a destruction.Murder.
>>19549738No, really, we're just going to dowse the two Araragi siblings in Molotov and take them out in front of Tsukihi?Erica will not be too happy that we went ahead and started the fight without her.
>>19549715Let the rest of the team know where and with whom we've made contact, and engage defensively.
>>19549994>doesn't understand the word 'everyone'>implying Erica isn't next on the list
rolled 30 = 30>>19549738REJECTION!
>>19550019So why are we not only doing something that's completely out of character, but will also make us lose the simulation?
"TIME TO FUCKING KILL EVERYONE YOU LOVE!"Kraus screams as you drop your invisibility and put up your guard."Errr.. what? " you ask your device "You've been watching too much TV, Kraus.""SHUT TUP AND GET READY ASSHAT!"The siblings are on you like a flash.Karen goes in for a kick, while at the same time, her brother attacks you with a flurry of punches.You block their attacks with a pair of trays, and spawn a clone right behind the elder Araragi."Wha-!" He tries to slip out of the hold you have him in, but it's too late.Your other self executes a near perfect German Suplex.It wasn't enough to take him out, hell it wasnt even enough to daze him.But it gave you enough time in the confusion to teleport away.------------------------------------------------------------You meet your team as they move through the forest in the direction of your opponents,"They saw me. They know we're coming." you tell them."Well then, let's not be late to the party." Erica grins as she pulls out Sasha and takes to the skies.[ ]go airborne[ ]stay on the ground
>>19550070Even though I might not particularly agree with the choice, it's the nature of quest threads to bend to die rolls and popular opinions.So in this case, I'd have to say yes.>>19550068A valiant effort friend.
>>19550095Uh no. We're not using dice rolls to determine courses of action.
>>19550087[x]go airborneHave a tray covered with Rebounder ready in case AA comes our way.
>>19550087Stay on the ground. We're not as efficient in the air.
>>19550116That's true, but we can more effectively provide Molotov fire from the air, and force the enemy to divide their attention between air and ground attacks. We're a support fighter, so I think being in the air is better for the team overall.
>>19550087We should stay down and play dead.
>>19550087Take to the skies!
rolled 36 = 36Can we go underground? Is that an option?We've picked up so many abilities it's hard to keep track.
>>19550087[x]go airbornebe the ace's wingbutler.Gai and Hina can cover each other fine.
>>19550196We do not have tunneling capabilities, no. Not really any way.
>>19550196Not yet, be we can add that to the list.Mole-modo, Neko-mode, Kuma-mode.
rolled 51 = 51>>19550087Kill your teammates, they're holding you back, then make this simulation the final resting place of all who would oppose you.I will allow exception to any homosexual love interests on grounds that you proceed to sexually dominate them into submission.
>>19550087[ ]go airborneIt's time to create hell. Let the forest burn.We gotta take some gumiBEARS with Ayamu in the next round.
>>19550087Stay on the ground, we are more suited to ground combat anyway>>19549738>>19550236It's like we have our own little wheatley
>>19550087>"Ha ha that isn't what the hero thinks, it's somebody else who has no real bearing on the story! Because I'm just going to do whatever I want! Regardless of popular opinion or roll determinism!"Well, this is pointless then.
>>19550307Then get out, and stay out. Using rolls to determine what actions to take rather than results is a stupid system anyway.
>>19550307That's sort of the point when you are making troll posts
>>19550258Wait, do we even have any gummiBEARs left?Didn't we use up all we had in making the doped alcohol for the Gnomes?Which reminds me, we need to ask Max where he gets his supply.
>>19550307been waiting for a chance to use this one.
>>19550442Dunno, let's get Kraus to call RCS or something to see if we can buy more. Maybe tom bombadil's place.
You pull out a saucer and go airborne with Erica, Gai and Hina proceed on foot."They must have scattered by now, it'll be hard to fin them in this vegetation." you tell the flying ace."Let's clear some trees then." She grins maniacally as she revs up her huge gun.*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT*Trees fall and splinter as she unleashes a hail of electromagnetically-accelerated bullets.'You two better keep behind us,' you tell those on the ground 'Erica's gone trigger happy again.'A fireball blasts up through the trees and narrowly misses you, Erica turns to where it came from."FOUND YOU!" She says as she releases a missile.*Blam!*'Found some of them as well. Engaging.' Gai reports in as he and Hina get into a scuffle.A full grown tree is thrown up at you, but you blast it with molotov before it makes contact.You look down to find the three Araragis standing below you. The youngest one is lobbing fireballs, as the other two are ripping up trees and throwing them like oversized lawndarts.WAT DO?[ ]blast them[ ]space CQC[ ]Drop an ark on them
>>19550514[x]drop a METAL BAWKS on them
>>19550514[x]space CQCLook at them, all bunched together in a nice tight group that's perfect to get blasted by a Tea Laser.
>>19550514Blast them.Also, Friendly Sage Guy reporting or whatever fuck I don't know
rolled 63 = 63I forgot what an ark was so lets go with that.
>>19550514[x]Drop an ark on them
>>19550514Space CQC!>>19550492We were going to try and make our own bear potshot given they are food kraus might be able to replicate themMaking our own potions of them seems much more likely though
>>19550531You don't have the landraider on you
>>19550490This is especially funny because it is an image of Iron Man (?) sitting on a toilette and I had a chuckle. Though personally I agree with >>19549941 's sentiment about all of this. I think this might be my last thread since it's all starting to feel redundant. Honestly if somebody (bodies?) ended up dead I actually might bother to stick it out but as is...
>>19550492Bombadil's place sounds more likely to have mind-altering hallucinogens like BEAR LEAVES.We could either make more gummiBEARS, or maybe from BEARfudge.
>>19550514>[ ]space CQCObviously
>>19550514[x]blast themThey're all clumped up, how can we not?
>>19550578>BEARfudgeWe can't risk bringing these to class.
>>19550572It's a bit hard for people to end up dead when we are basically playing a video game for training
[x] Blast themBY TEA LASER BE PURGED!
>>19550654But feeding it to Shirou was half the reason I wanted to make it
You pull out a teapot and quickly charge a tealaser.Erica keeps them pinned down with sporadic bursts of Chail-gun fire.'Kraus, Give me a 5 meter beam. And don't hold back.''YOU GOT IT MICRODICK. ONE BATTLESHIP-CLASS BLAST COMING RIGHT UP.'You unleash hell on the three.**ROLLEM**>Taking the 3rd roll
rolled 34 = 34>>19550759Dammit, the third is going to be piss-poor.
rolled 96 = 96>>19550759Set sail for fail!
rolled 40 = 40>>19550759
rolled 85 = 85YEAAAAAAAA
rolled 78 = 78>>19550759Tea laser of befriending
>>19550572that's the way you feel about it, fair enough.but if you think that means the appropriate course of action is to try to kill our best friend and two family members in the middle of a classroom exercise, the you have less wits than a box of rocks. that's the same kind of choice made by the ten year old playing a pnp game with his older sibling and friends who says "I rape the princess."There is, in fact, a line between unconventional/character-changing actions and fucking stupid actions. The line is not too hard to see if you take a few moments to think about it.
rolled 56 = 56>>19550775Dammit anon, I had that.
>>19550774>Set sail for fail!Yep. You failed alright. And so did >>19550775
>>19550786>kill our best friend and two family members in the middle of a classroom exerciseAn exercise which is really just a computer simulation with the appropriate bio-feedback buffers to prevent fatal or even damaging bio-feedback loops, I might add. We're literally playing a video game, and people actually expect someone to die here?
>>19550855It doesn't change the intent of the roll
>>19550775They see you fire and try to scramble, the huge beam headed their way.The two older Araragi's get out in time, but the youngest gets inundated.She's out.Koyomi, angered by this, pulls out a huge boulder and throws it at you, missing wildly."Ooooh. He mad." Erica comments as she begins engaging the two groundbased fighters.You pull out a paintball gun and begin to do so as well.And that's when they did something you really didnt expect.They elder Araragi picked-up his sister and threw her.[ ]evade[ ]blast her[ ]other
>>19551090Bouncy Castle her in mid-air.
>>19551090[x]otherslap her with a rebounder tray
>>19551090[x]ZA WARUDOStop time, have Unlimited Silverware Works set up in her flight path, and then let time flow again.
>>19551115AT the sibling who just threw her
>>19551115I like this. Add in:"I think this is yours!"
>>19551128Someone other than me suggested it?Wonderful. But follow it up with dropping the tank on Koyomi.
>>19551186We don't have the tank here. See >>19550569
"SHIT! THEY'RE THROWING EACH OTHER NOW!" Erica screams as she evades.You stay in place and pull out a tray you coated in rebounder after quickly stopping time.You bat Karen back at her brother."I think this is yours!" you follow as the confused girl hurtles back towards the ground.Araragi catches her but the impact sends the two of them sprawling.Erica flies back to you and grabs your right arm."Errr... What're you doing?" you ask her."THIS!" She pulls you off your flying saucer, spins in midair and throws you towards the two siblings on the ground."Go get em tiger!" she yells as you are turned into a human missile.**ROLLEM**
rolled 58 = 58>>19551296Now is the time for space CQC.
rolled 59 = 59>>19551296We're going to need Drago for this.
rolled 32 = 32>>19551296"I didn't sign up for this!"
>>19551296boom goes the butler
rolled 65 = 65BEWARE MY DICE, FOR THEY ARE FICKLE
rolled 1 = 1>>19551325BAHstupid dice
rolled 90 = 90>>19551296Guess I'll try now.
rolled 44 = 44>>19551334God dammit lookout.
rolled 25 = 25>>19551296Do a barrel roll!!
>>19551334Oh boy here we go.
rolled 54 = 54>>19551334Hah. Hahah. Ahahahah. Fuck.
>>19551334I'll let you off with this one.
rolled 20 = 20Fucken lookooooooooooooout
rolled 82 = 82well I've done my good deed for today. see you chaps later.
rolled 7 = 7>>19551334Goddamn lookoutThe dice go from loving you to hating you in millisecondsThey really are tsundere for you
rolled 66 = 66Oh this will end well
rolled 35 = 35>>19551376I know what that's like. Take care, man.
>>19551334GODDAMNIT LOOKOUTSTOP ROLLING
rolled 97 = 97>>19551334I just expect this sort of failure from you now.
rolled 95 = 95>>19551392He'll never stop, just I won't.I mean, we'll stop occasionally, but not permanently.
rolled 95 = 95>>19551411>just AS I won'tthat should have been.
rolled 70 = 70>>Three semi-crits in a rowWhere the hell were you earlier
rolled 32 = 32>>19551401>>19551411>>19551416God cunting damnit. So close, but so far.
rolled 87 = 87>>19551455Lookout strikes again. With one swoop he makes all those rolls worthless
rolled 8 = 8>>19551506Innit grand?
rolled 2 = 2>>19551519It's the best
>>19551334"I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIIIIIS!" You scream as plow head first into the siblings on the ground."BWAHAHAHAHHA!" Erica laughs manaiacally 300 meters up, Sasha revving up, her missile pods open."Auf Wiedersehen!"Bullets, missiles and what appeared to have been half a dozen grenades pummel you and the two Araragis.**roll to survive a trigger happy girlfriend**> taking the fourth roll
rolled 5 = 5BEHOLD MY POWEEEER
rolled 25 = 25>>19551541aaaaaaaaaaaa
rolled 59 = 59>>19551541Great. Our girlfriend learned the Itano Dance.
rolled 76 = 76Wait, lets try that one more time.
rolled 69 = 69>>19551541EMERGENCY TEACUP HIDING GO
>>19551541We really need to see about curbing these TK episodesThey are funny but a bit worrying
>>19551563>>Huzzah! My time here has accomplished something!
>>19551588They only started when she got Sasha. Should we see if the chailgun has any built-in programs that might be affecting her?
>>19551681Nah I think it is just the fact she is a German with a gun that literally devastates anything she points it at and the surrounding mile or soShe started biting and attacking us in her sleep way before which I think was the beginning of it
rolled 50 = 50>>19551681It's purely the Moar Dakka.
>>19551752She would be a good warboss
>>19551744Nah, the TK definitely started to happen when she started getting drunk off of too much dakka.
>>19551850The TK started with moar dakka but the using us as a chew toy etc was there from earlier onI think the moar dakka is just intoxicating for her
>>19551563You jump under a teacup as the first shots hit.Outside, the thunderous roar of the hellfire Erica unleashed makes the cup ring like a bell.Moments later, as the gunfire and explosions die down, you slip out from underneath your hiding place and find yourself in the middle of a huge crater."You okay down there?" Erica asks as she flies down towards you.[ ]yeah, no thanks to you.[ ]Again, Erica? You tried it again?
>>19551924[x]"Again, Erica? I know I'm good enough to handle whatever you can dish out, but a little warning next time would be nice, Bitey."
rolled 64 = 64[X]Again, Erica? You tried it again?
>>19551924Again bitey? A bit of warning might next time might be nice
rolled 9 = 9>>19551924>[ ]Again, Erica? You tried it again?Though I do like >>19551939's wording
>>19551924[ ]Again, Erica? You tried it again?
>>19551924[x]Again, Erica? You tried it again?
>>19551924Erica. I can't cook you potatoes if i'm reduced to the consistency of said potatoes.
"Again Erica? You tried it again?" You asked her incredulously."Well.. It worked last time, and it worked this time." She grins down at you."You should at least give me a warning next time.""Okay.. Okay. I will." She swoops down and gives you a quick kiss.As she did this, the world around you disintegrated.You won.-----------------------------Your team find themselves facing the Basics team you were just up against."Ugh. It was that gun that took us out again." Karen comments as she gives your team a formal bow, her teammates follow suit."Bwahahaha. You have to improve on your defense!" Erica laughs as she gives the girl a pat on the shoulder.WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?>next round starting once everyone else is done.
>>19552143Give the other team, especially the Araragi's, some pointers. Like don't bunch up.
>>19552143Look around and see what else is going onMaybe prepare some more potions etc while we wait or watch some other matches
>>19552143Dammit I wanted to see hideyoshi fight a bitAh well Erica looks to be good so long as we don't get her to give us air support in close
>>19552288We just have to keep in mind that whenever Erica gives us air support now, it'll be the same as calling artillery down on our own position.
>prep >watch"You know, you guys shouldn't bunch up too much." you tell the Araragi sibling. "Keep mobile. Keep moving. With an aerial assault coming your way, the worse thing to do is stand around all compact like bowling pins.""We'll keep that in mind." Koyomi tells you as he guides his sisters up the bleachers to watch the matches.You let your team also get up and watch as you stand to a side of the gym and begin preparing mass large amounts of Drago and Molotov.On the large holos floating in the middle of the gym, you can see some of the fights going on."Sousuke and Shirou are blasting their way through the Idols. Poor girls." You comment as you continue your preparations.**give me a roll**>Must beat a 90.
rolled 53 = 53>>19552348rolling
>>19552143Let us watch our apprentice.Watch as he strikes down our classmates.Soon his training shall be complete.
rolled 24 = 24>>19552348Welp.What're we rolling for, any way?
rolled 22 = 22>>19552348A 90? In our current era of trollish dice seeds? I think you overestimate us, LG.
rolled 11 = 11>>19552348Rollingu...rollingu...
rolled 99 = 99>>19552365It certainly seems so.
rolled 74 = 74>>19552348>**give me a roll**This roll will be a 1
rolled 92 = 92>>19552348ahh come on
rolled 38 = 38>>19552348Whelp time to phail.
>>19552377>>19552380Ok. Plot time?
>>19552377You.You are beautiful and I love you.
rolled 20 = 20Aww, I got here too late to roll :(
>>19552377>>19552380While I can't really complain about these good rolls, I know that the dice did it only to spite me.
So, are we going to have a familiar contest with Sousuke?
LG was really not expecting us to beat 90 and the shock of it killed him.
>>19552668We'll need a baby deer first.
>>19552672Happened back when we got Ted, too, didn't it?
>>19552698What.>>19552699That was different. That was popular demand combined with a high roll. My high roll. Not my idea, though.
>>19552377Rood and Ursula walk in through the door, a large crate rolling along behind them."Hi guys. Come to watch?" You ask them as you look up from your preparations."Of course!" Rood says as he guffaws loudly."Actually, we're here to ask you to help us test these again." Ursula opens the crate to reveal the custom strikers.Instead of their old white paintjob, they're now stripped down to the bare aluminum and buffed to an impressive silver sheen."Combat trials my boy, It's what's always needed for any weapons system." Rood adds.[ ]won't it be kind of dangerous?[ ]i'd be glad to.
>>19552729[x]I'd be glad to.Now we really can be Erica's wingman.
>>19552729>[ ]i'd be glad to,but>[ ]won't it be kind of dangerous?
>>19552729[ ]i'd be glad to.Here that guys!? We don't have to wear pants for the next flight!
rolled 26 = 26Both
>>19552729Let's do it.[x]i'd be glad to.
>>19552729Oh god who will we be fighting while pantsless?
>>19552729"I'd be glad to." you tell them."Great! Now we can get some real nice data." Rood comments as his huge hand thumps your shoulder."And judging from who you're fighting next, these things will be up for a nice test." Ursula says as she nods towards one screen.There, you see Kenji getting annihilated by the combined actions of Perrinne and Cecilia."FUUUUUCKIN FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"he screams as lightning and lasers tag him out."hooo boy. We're up against them?" you ask her."Seems like it." Ursula tells you, "Now, let me teach you how to use that new vault function to store these and put them on quickly."
>>19552729I'd be glad toAlso our ones work with pants on due to to using the device as a conduit for majaik instead of the person themselfDoesn't stop us from going pants less if we want though
>>19552852Hmm...should we let Erica and Perrine duke it out, or should we go after Perrine while Erica takes out Cecilia?Or do something unexpected?
>>19552911Erica has fought against both in the past I thinkCecilia ended up getting a mutual KO on her last time they faced off so maybe we should go after her
>>19552911>>19552852Air battle!? We should take Perrine, if anything to ensure Erica doesnt go too far.
>>19552852We should see if we can use the vault function to store more than just the strikers. If we can store large amounts of potion, even temporarily then they can be of great use. Especially the offensive once.....If we were to pour a large ammount of molotov then send it through a fan of some kind like maybe the strikers then we can disperse it over a large area.
dear sirs, I understand that you enjoy playing this quest. However, it's clogging up the front page, and pushing down threads that are actually about gaming (minis, painting, rules questions, etc.) Thus your game is disrupting other users' enjoyment of this board. i suggest that you email moot to create a /tgq/ board for your quest threads and where you can enjoy yourself without complaints. Thanks!
>>19552999Its only one thread... 15 other pages... quests are already pushed to /tg/... catalog... etc.
>>19552999After consulting the catalogue, I find your reasoning to be inaccurate.
>>19552999Are you saying that role playing isn't relevant to /tg/?'cause that's what quests are, don'tcha know.Also: Ya, naw, yer a cunt. <3
>>19552980I'd be afraid that an amount of Molotov remained on the propellers and detonate when we detonate the rest of it, though.>>19552938Maybe, but couldn't that be seen as coddling her too much?Then again, since Erica had a draw with Cecilia, she might want a rematch.
>>19553044>>19553039>>19553035disagree, good sirs. See>> 19552447
>>19553082Try that again?
>>19553082Bullshit. There's a 6-minute gap between the OP and the bitching. 6 Minutes is nothing on this board; have a gram of fucking patience.
>>19553082That literally links nowhere.
After getting everything you might need ready, and adding a large cask of molotov into Kraus' vault.You join your team up on the bleachers as they watch the unfolding fight.Sousuke and Shirou has destroyed the Idols and their teammates.The two boys taking out 7 opponents easily.Yuki has almost single handedly wiped out the three Marionettes by summoning a huge greek army out of a book.Negi is on the ropes, his teammates are down and out.And right now, he's facing a pair of witches and A pair of Ichika's girls all alone.He takes flight on his staff, using it much like a witch's broom.He's a lot faster now, his spells ready almost instantaneously.But it's not enough against 4 opponents who are also airborne .It was a massacre.-------------------------------------------------"Are you alright?" Yoshika asks the young boy in the green-suit as they reappear in the gym."Y-yeah. I must say though, your barrier is very impressive. I've never seen anyone take that huge of a spell head-on.""It's nothing. A strong barrier is basically the most that I could do." the girl answers as she blushes."Okay kids. That concludes the first round of our tourney. We're giving you a quick thirty minute breather so all of you can rest up before the next rounds begin." Mike tells all those gathered."Those that were knocked out of the fights are free to come back and watch or just, i don't know, fuck around." The dude adds.YOU HAVE THIRTY MINUTES. WAT DO?
>>19553107Besides Perrine and Cecilia, who else is on their team?May as well talk out some strategy with our team a little.
>>19553100>>19553106It's pointing to the first reply in this thread:>>19552366
>>19553082Well sorry but if you feel strongly enough then maybe you should email moot to add a /q/ board. Many of us have actually tried contacting him or the mods to get such a thing approved but we have had no success and quests have been herded onto /tg/ as they have been declared tg contentThere are many other pages and also many other ways of browsing tg than just using the regular interface and honestly if people don't know to look beyond the front page then they don't really have a reason to complainThank you for your civil tone and way of bringing up your objection
>>19553107Check our gumiBEAR supply (we took nanoha's right?) then see how our apprentice held up.Snack break?
>or just, i don't know, fuck aroundBAD CHOICE OF WORDS, DUDE
>>19553107Quickie with froggie.
>>19553107Throw up refreshments for people, give pointers to anyone who asks
>>19553107Find out who else is on Perrine and Cecilia's team.Provide refreshments for everyone; we're a butler, we're supposed to serve.See how our disciple is doing. Remind him that it's not about not having shame; it's about being manly enough to not care. It's Spartan Gay Chicken, and his objective is to win.
>>19553050Well the strikers are only an example. I suppose rather than feeding the fluid directly into the blades we could feed it just in front of the fan, letting the thrust push the fluid away, rather than feeding it through the back. Also if we do get the gummiBEAR potion working that would be a way to hit the targets with it. Although it would be tantamount to chemical warfare. Like mustard or sarin gas, only non lethal.Actually I just had an idea. If we need to test potions from now on we can test it on a clone.
>>19553146>>19553144Heh. Yeah, let's fuck her silly.
>>19553107New bet with Froggy time.
>>19553192How about not? I mean, unless she brings it up.Also >>19553178 seems good
Just got here.I have to complain about our lack of lethality. We're going to be deployed to stop some truly horrendous people. When we had our clone suplex our opponent, he should have instead buried a knife in his neck. Don't bother with disabling when you can go for a kill.
>>19553209We're also a 16 year old teenager from japan. We're not Sagara.
Well, I require sleep. Good luck, gents.
>>19553209Keep in mind we're training noobs. Yeah, we could probably have just leveled the entire forest with one tea laser, but that's hardly sporting and they need a chance to push their limits and grow.
>>19553209Maybe. But the IDPKB is, most of the time, cops and FBI Agents. We're not all expected to be wetwork operatives all the time, and we've shown that when asked of us, we can deliver.We're not TG Black Ops or ATN Crux Ops.
>>19553185DMSO + bear potsLong range bearification
>>19553209We aren't really out for lethality thoughWe are more all around support and infiltration rather than a combat operative like just about everyone else on our team
>>19553289Ok I know that tg=transpace guard but atn ive got no clue. Im gonna guess that they are other meta organizations. are they from other quests?
>>19553107>Yuki has almost single handedly wiped out the three Marionettes by summoning a huge greek army out of a book.We ride for Okeanos!
>>19553320They are from the setting this quest is inBasically they are various organizations that defend or fight across the metaverse for various reasons the bureau was LG's addition to it for this questI lost the link I had but it should be on 1d4chan under the editors setting
>>19553320ATN = Allied Timelines for Non-Determinism.Yes, they're another Meta-Aware Faction.No, they haven't made an actual appearance yet.The reason being, they're far too busy being locked into a war of extermination with the Closers, a rival Meta-Aware Faction, and that's the way that everybody else likes it.The TG, the TSAB, the Combine all have an unspoken, unofficial, but diligently observed understanding that they stay the fuck out of the ATN's way.
>>19553278Honestly, I think we should do that at least once to flex our "muscle"No time like the present...
>>19553359So is it similar to the Last Great Timewar in the doctor whoverse?also are the combine the half-life ones? or are they a different combine?
>>19553391Different combine iirc
>>19553391>Last Great TimewarSimilar. The two factions constantly go to parallel worlds to recruit them into their respective war infrastructure, most of the time using time travel to go back in time to a critical juncture in history, and altering it.They then create a new timeline that they nurture to be useful to their cause.Everything is open to them: massive influxes of advanced technology, assassination, political manipulation, whatever is necessary. In one timeline, the ATN, the nominal good guys, prevented the rise of America, by politically and financially sidelining the founders of the American Revolution, so that the British Empire could become the undisputed world power and become a useful member of the ATN.Yes, the Combine is the one from Half-Life 2.
So I've been catching up with the archives of this quest, and I've noticed a lot of references to "Negayate" despite the fact that someone like this has never (as far as I can tell) actually appeared. I also can't find where he was first referred to, it's like everyone in the threads suddenly decided that he existed and had always been talked about. I also haven't really been able to establish what kind of character Negayate has.Basically I'm curious about who came up with the idea of Negayate and what kind of person this apparent villain will be if he ever turns up.
>>19553454Oh joy. So we've got headcrabs, and an organization of terminators playing willy nilly with time and space. I really think that the Doctor has a few words for them.
>>19553460Basically it was a joke, but Negayate is the Hayate featured in Hentai works. Then some people went as far as to mention a "nega-bureau" and to think that the future us that pops us may be him.Essentially he'd be our evil twin of sorts if he ever showed up.
>>19553460It was a bit of a joke we decided collectively to run with, the idea was he was a bit like our shoulder devil but given the whole timelines / dimensions thing and LG reading dojins where hayate wasn't a spineless lump but was assertive and screwed all the bitchesIt sort of spiraled from there
>refreshments>check out opposing teamYou have Kraus summon tables of drinks and snacks, inviting everyome in the gym to partake of them.As people ate and rested you see just who was on Perrinne's team.It's her, Miyafuji, Lucchinni, Cecilia, Laura and Charlotte. It's three witches with strikers and three girls with those flying robot armor like Ichika has.You'll be up against six airborne opponents. This will be one hard fight.**Roll for random encounter**1-30 idols31-60 Yuki61-90 Ayumu91-100 *SPECIAL*>takign the 5th roll
rolled 11 = 11>>19553504LEts a go.
>>19553486>an organization of terminators playing willy nilly with time and space.Hardly.The ATN and the Closers tend to use human operatives almost exclusively.>DoctorWhile an individual Crux Ops agent will not have the accumulated knowledge of the Doctor, they do have weaponry that can kill him.
rolled 12 = 12>>19553504come on special
rolled 62 = 62>>19553504Susan.
rolled 24 = 24>>19553504Comeon Ayamu or Yuki...
rolled 81 = 81>>19553504Special...can be bad...
rolled 58 = 58>>19553504*SPECIAL*?
>>19553488>>19553493Doujins...Wait it wouldn't be THESE doujins would it?http://exhentai.org/?f_search=Girigiri+Nijiiro+%28Kamino+Ryu-ya%29+english+hayateHayate who emotionally manipulates all of the women into sex... Oh god he's going to be more powerful than we can possibly imagine, we'll have to pull out all the stops to beat him.
rolled 83 = 83>>19553504Lets idol about some more. Haven't had much to do with them lately
>>19553533Looks like it's time to tutor our disciple.
>>19553537Yep! This is all if LG likes the idea.
>>19553537Thats the less passive bunny!And yes the idea is he has an entire nega bureau harem that he gets by emotionally manipulating the girls and playing off against each otherThey are all pretty much evil twins we decided iirc
>>19553557You forgot to mention that Erica is the exact same.
>>19553572Nah she is still Erica but evilSo while ours is mischievous she is manipulative and vindictiveShirou for example is a dark skinned loli with a taste for salty things
>>19553557We must stop this man who uses his swag for evil.Wait isn't there a very real possiblity that he's the one who actually knocked up Perrine? What do if that happens to be true?
>>19553602That was largely discussed beforeWe decided Froggy was ours and we were going to dick punch Negayate when we met him
>>19553602We kill him and go back in time to create our child.
>>19553588Nah, nega-shirou is EMIYA.
>>19553644Who turns into the loli when he eats too much salt.
>>19553644Screw that, we need to fix some special melmo that doesn't mix up with the berries in his system.Then force feed it to him anytime we need him competent.
>>19553644Yeah but his form changes still happen and Kurou loli is his Ilya form. Negayate uses him as a guinea pig for potions etc
>>19553528>The ATN and the Closers tend to use human operatives almost exclusively. That was more a reference to terminator 2 than a comment on their operations.>While an individual Crux Ops agent will not have the accumulated knowledge of the Doctor, they do have weaponry that can kill him.So do Daleks, Cybermen and Sontarens. And look how often that works out. All I'm saying is that it seems like all these organizations playing hail mary with timelines would have had some adverse effect on the metaverse.So the bureau is a small organization compared to the TG, TSAB, Combine, Closers, and ATN. The corner policeman compared to the army.
>>19553672Secret Police. We're not exactly normal cops.
>>19553672Yeah and the doctor generally ignores the bigger players because he is busy making sure that the timeline isn't falling apart rather than their relatively minor changes by comparison
>>19553618I would vote that it doesn't matter who did the actual deed that night, Hayate wouldn't care and would be the father anyway. Then we dickpunch Negayate.Oh god he's going to try to take Perrine and Rafale away from us isn't he? Hayate will go berserk.
>>19553701Quite so. And then Negayate was a corpse.
>>19553701That was the general consensusWe would end up sort of like Liam Neeson from taken before utterly destroying him to get Rafale and Froggy back
Ayumu walks up to you, his pink chainsaw in his hands."Aniki, How did your fight go?" he asks"we won against the Araragis, but it was a hard victory. You?""We got our butts handed to us by that guy with the billion swords." he tells you."Oh, you fought Shirou and Sousuke? Yeah, those two are very hard to handle.""They even summoned some girls! How do they do that Aniki? That guy with the sword had a girl dressed as a knight. And that guy with the guns had an army of girls and a big black guy with him.""Well, some devices can do it by default like Shirou's Saber. Some are upgraded further down the line. Some people, like me, just copy the subroutines off other people.""You can do it too Aniki?""Yeah. Kraus, will you show our friend here your physical projection please?""SURE THING GIRLY-MEN." He says as he manifests his humanoid form."Kraus-san you're so cool!""OF COURSE! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT? A LITTLE GIRL IN A DRESS?" He answers.As Ayumu talks to Kraus, you wonder just what he meant when he said Sousuke had an "army of girls."------------------------------------------------------
You are Ayasaki Hayate, turned in to a girl.And there's noone here.The Bureau is deserted.The Town empty.You are all alone.
>>19553736Well that can't be good.
>>19553736An empty timeline? Or a sub-dimension?
>>19553736Well at least there's no Yakuza after your organs.Yet.
You are Ayasaki Hayate, turned in to a girl.And you're all alone.Without Kraus, without the girls.You cry out, hoping someone will hear you."Someone, anyone. Please, show yourselves!"
>>19553736Okay we really need to save her. We can't leave her like that.(She's just a cat?)
You are Ayasaki Hayate, turned in to a girl.And you're here, trapped.It's not that everyone is missing, no.You think it's the other way around.You're the one that's lost.
>>19553736>>19553764Wait a second. Wasn't that sidestory title formerly Perrine's?
>>19553788Perrine's translated to "The French Cat"Hina, before she came to the Bureau, was "The Cat on the Train"Keima is "The Japanese Cat"That's all I remember off the top of my head.
>>19553788Nah that was Le chat francias iirc
The short break over, you and the other 3 teams that have made it to the next round stand once again in the middle of the gym.Yuki and her teammates will be facing Sousuke and Shirou.Your team will be facing Perrinne's team.Most of those eliminated have stayed behind to watch, and some of your classmates that weren't even in the tourney have also come.Various Bureau personnel, those that had time to spare, have also come to the gym to watch the events unfold."Okay everyone, you've made it to the next round. Your friends and classmates will be watching you, so I suggest you all give them a show."Mike says as he stands next to the Dude."You kids have fun and pull no punches." the Dude adds as the gym fades away as the simulated environment is materialized around you.
>>19553783I feel really bad for Susan.She's actually experiencing Hayate's greatest fear: that everything that he had, his happiness at the Bureau, goes up in a puff of smoke and dreams.
What is it with LG and cats? If she's really in our dimension now, will we swag her or will she swag us?Is it sex or masturbation?Is it NTR if one of us watches the other do our girls?
Next time on MSQ:Witches and GrimoiresNew thread at 2200 4chan time.>work to do.>see ya
>>19553853>Yuki vs Sousuke & ShirouThat should be interesting. One master of armies versus another.See you at the 2200 thread, LG.
>>19553843>Is it NTR if one of us watches the other do our girls?That depends on who initiated it, and what our relationship is at that point.
>>19553843>Is it NTR if one of us watches the other do our girls?You say that one like we won't be more than willing to share.
>>19553837>She's actually experiencing Hayate's greatest fear: that everything that he had, his happiness at the Bureau, goes up in a puff of smoke and dreams.Oh shit I didn't think of it like that! This is the fear that reduced Hayate to a sobbing wreck. As soon as Hayate finds out about this we have to save her.
>>19553836Get lovey-dovey with Perrine. If she's too embarrassed, she won't fight effectively.
>>19553843It is a theme that will come back eventuallyAnd not sure, as it stands people are half half for added to the family ( regular ) and added to the family ( perfect platonic ) and the discussion seems to land on Selfcest s far as sex goes since it is closest to having sex with a twin
>>19553837>>19553884I think the fact that the Bureau itself is still there, just empty, will tip her off that something funky is going on. Probably more likely to get trans-dimensional rage than A BLOO BLOO BLOO.
>>19553837>>19553884Right when she reaches peak despair, someone will come to get her out.It will be Mr and Mrs Ayasaki.
>>19553921Nah it is pretty much the basis for all hayte's current PTSD attacks so I think it will lead to a massive breakdown and we will find her somehow in that situationI dare say she is stuck inbetween her bureau and ours so once things work out a little more OR we get close enough she will pop into our bureau properly
Is this thread not loading properly for anyone else? I can't see past halfway down.
>>19554134Clamflare just spent the last couple of hours pitching a bitchfit for me so probably