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>>Previous threads can be found at: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Sorceress%20Quest
>>Character sheet and artifact list can be found at: http://pastebin.com/Fk0iR5bN
>Fate Points: 1
>Signature spells: Summon Elemental, Control Magic, Soulfire
>Funds: Medium
>Location: Jormungandr, Just off the southern coast of the warped lands.

<It's been a while.> Lewin said through the magic ring you had given him. Raziel and Marigold walk over to Ell and start talking to him about something, but you're focusing on your own conversation right now.
<Soon after we left Cerulean, we ran onto Lord Sirius on the road. He sounds like he's been really busy lately. We're in Sirius City now, trying to find funds for the building we need. What are you up to?> He asked.

Suddenly, you're bathed in fog. Cold, damp, fog.
"Sorry, sorry, we're a bit low right now!" Ell called, and set the flying airship to ascend above the clouds.
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"Just traveling, you know, trying to make the world a better place. Oh I wish you could see how the ship looks now, it's beautiful!"
"What kind of building are you talking about?"
Just as a recap, are we still going to hobgoblin lands?
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tell him about closing the portal and other stuff we have done since they left
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>>19650407
yeah still going to hobgob country
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>>19650407
Are you building that Adventurers Guild?
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>>19650373
We think we've closed the portal so we're going down to the wall again to see what's going on.
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<Just traveling, you know, trying to make the world a better place. We closed the demon portal, so we're travelling past the wall to see if it worked. I wish you could see how the ship looks now. It's beautiful!>
<So, those flowers worked after all?> Lewin asked.
<Indeed. What kind of building are you talking about?>
<We're starting an adventurer's guild!> Lewin said. <Romulus is in on it, as is Fellwind. Sirius said he'd authorize the guild, but we have to get the money ourselves. So right now we're talking with Werther, trying to talk him into giving us one of his buildings. The damn 'Lumber Baron' looks kind of like he's meek and quiet, but I have a feeling it's an act. We might end up having to rent it.>
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Wait wait wait, I haven't read this thread yet: How the fuck are you on top of a world-spanning worm?
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>>19650461
Nah, that is what our flying ship is called.
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>>19650461
We're not, we just named our ship after it. Sorry.
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>>19650461
>It's the name of the magical, orcish-ship turned elven-airship.
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>>19650450
dident we get some moneyz for troll slaying in ork land
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>>19650481
We used a lot of it on crystals and dresses and other awesome shit.
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>>19650475
>>19650478
>>19650479
Oh.
Disappointing.
Oh well, have fun youguise
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>>19650481
I doubt medium funds is enough for a proper building, and I think they'd want to do it themselves anyway.
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>>19650492
yea thats true dident lewin and fellwind take some as their share of the loot with them
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<Well, didn't we all get some money for slaying that troll in orcish land?>
<Yeah, We still have most of our share, but I'll need it for supplies and such- Not to mention, it's not enough for the building I have in mind. Before you offer, though, me and Fellwind are too proud to take money for this- Otherwise we'd let Romulus help us- He's loaded, after all.> He said, and you hear a chuckle come through the connection. <Hey, did you ever find out what the deal was with that red-eyed rabbit. . girl thing? Impulse?>
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>>19650530
yea she ran straight into a brick wall when she tried to kill us
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>>19650530
"That was [Famous ancient elf wizard who's name escapes me]. It didn't end...pleasantly."
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>>19650530
"Yes, it ended with me killing Eidolon."
"Is the guild going to be open for everyone to join?"
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<That was Eidolon. It . . didn't end pleasantly.> You say.
<Wait, Eidolon? That elven wizard messiah king guy? Impulse kind of seemed. . not nice enough to be Eidolon.>
<Eidolon wasn't very nice.> You say. <Is the guild going to be open for everyone to join?>
<Yes, for the most part.> He says. <I'm kind of worried that everyone will only see us as mercenaries, though.>
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>>19650588
Why not have a council to review each job? That way you never do anything that would be seen as morally dubious.
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>>19650588
"I hope you'll do well."
Of course we're going to join.
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<Why not have a council to review each job? That way, you never do anything that would be seen as morally dubious.>
<We'll need to start small, but once we get larger, that will be a good idea. I'll add it to the list.> He said.
<I hope you'll do well.>
<So do I!> He said. <To get us started, Sirius is setting up a bounty for trolls. He's also trying to get escorts for a courier to elven lands, so that might be something. Anyway, I'm guessing you got that letter I left?>
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>>19650683
"Yes, thank you. It was very nice."
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<Yes, thank you.> You say, smiling. <It was very nice.>
<Glad to hear it.> He said. <Hey, I should probably go. Fellwind's looking at me like I'm insane. But feel free to talk to me anytime. Well. . almost any time.> He said, somewhat hesitantly. <I'm glad you got back to me.>
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>>19650753
I miss you two! Tell me when you're "Grand Opening" is so I can come visit.
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>>19650760
Eh preferably not, at least not until we know things are somewhat better between us and Fellwind.
But we'll join the guild one day.
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<I miss you two! Tell me when you have your grand opening. I may come visit.>
<Once we have them, I'll tell you. Good luck, Ishelda.>
<You too.> You say, and cut off the connection.
You take your hand off of the ring, and then look around. . and shiver- Right, you forgot that Ell flew you through a cloud.

>Again, you're free to do whatever, or timeskip until you arrive at The Wall.
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>>19650771
Or perhaps employ it.

>>19650760
>I miss you, too
Fixed that, for you. Fellwind was too rude.
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>>19650813
>Fixed that, for you. Fellwind was too rude.
Manners, young lady.
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>>19650803
Can't really think of anything to do.
Weren't we were going to call Azzy tonight? We could timeskip to that.
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MAGIC!
Let's do something magic!
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rolled 85 = 85

>>19650901
Ok.
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rolled 26 = 26

>>19650901
Whoops. Forgot my dice..
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>>19650901
>>19650913
Yay for random magical creation attempts!
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rolled 46 = 46

>>19650913
Let's use your roll.
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>>19650916
Some things are best left forgotten.
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Completely on a whim, you raise your hands.

To do. .

SOMETHING MAGIC.

"What. . what are you planning?" Marigold asks, as your palms toward nowhere in particular.

Magic streams down your spine, out through your shoulders, and shoots out of your palms, writhing through the air like a wild fish in a panic. It coalesces into a perfectly clear, water-like sphere, and simply floats there.
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rolled 3 = 3

Rolling for Troll shape shift and play with Kell!
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rolled 98 = 98

Let's pull Dave out of his universe and summon him here!
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>>19650961
>Bad End time?
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>>19650965
Oh my god I hope that roll is high enough oh shit he'll go on a rampage or just be totally chill. I wanna see this.
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>>19650952
Poke it.
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>>19650824
Fellwind was an ass, we don't need to miss him.
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>>19650991
What Dave?
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>>19650952
DRINK THE WATER SPHERE!
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>>19650965
Dave Strider?
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>>19650952
"YAY!! MAGIC! Look Everybody, MAGIC!! TEEHEEHEE!!"
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>>19651015
It obviously fried our brain
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>>19650952
Why don't we store it in a bottle and get someone to drink it?
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>>19650965
David Lister?
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The sphere gently informs you that you should pull Dave into this universe.
You. . you don't even know who that is.

So you poke the sphere. . and it explodes into magic of every kind- Life magic, evocation, enchantment, the similar forces blasting in all directions, wildly.
Soon enough, it settles. . and you're glad you didn't put any more energy into it.

Grayson harrumphs.
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I decided to just do magic... I didn't want anything else I wonder why it manifested like this?

Poke it.
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>>19651012
David Davis Davidson.
The hero of NearFuture Cyborg Quest, Exabyte's first quest.
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>>19651047
"Hello Dave."
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>>19651043
No, Dave Davis Davidsson. I think that was the name.
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>>19650965
>>19650961
I hope that's a bad end I smell.
>My body is ready.
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>>19651053
I'm sorry for existing
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rolled 61 = 61

>>19651047
This has gone on too long. We need to learn Harrumphian. We understood it when drunk so we should be able to awaken that understanding permanently with magic.
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>>19651047
>The sphere gently informs you that you should pull Dave into this universe.
Guys we're the sphere
We're magic
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>>19651086
Or we could drink more swamp brew. I vote drinking more swamp brew.
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>>19651097
We drunk some yesterday. Becoming a drunkard is the easy path to power, we have to moderate ourselves lest it corrupt us.
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rolled 85 = 85

>>19651097
Rolling for swamp brew.
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>>19651097
If anyone asks what the hell we're doing "I'm going to talk with Grayson."
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>>19651122
It was but a small sip. We need to get drunk of our ass again!
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>>19651097
No.

Let's get some breakfast going.
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rolled 19 = 19

>>19651125
swamp brew

(Rainbow serpent luckycharm)
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>>19651132
You see, that is not the kind of thing a nice young lady should be thinking. The corruption is already starting. This is the path to darkness.
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If you want to do something, say what it is. Or just timeskip. Just quit being retarded guys, Jesus.
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>>19651150
Why did you roll? We already had a perfectly fine roll!
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>>19651122
Yeah, but it was just a sip and Ishelda didn't even get any effect from it.
That's like saying you'll become an alcoholic if you take one sip of beer every day.
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If we're the voices in Ishelda's head, she's a very conflicted little girl.
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You descend down to the cargo hold, with a strange urge to drink some swamp brew. Nahzit and Velrid were there. . as was Kaliel, holding up her glass crystal, examining the two lizardmen. You note that they're being perfectly still.
"Now can you lift your left arm?" she asked, and Nahzit did so.

You take out some supplies, and start making a passable breakfast out of it. You're nowhere near as good a cook as marigold, but it's one of the things you know- your tutors were quite extensive.
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rolled 30 = 30

>>19651178
Did we have a favorite dish from our home? If so, make that. And how long have we been in this world?
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>>19651178
Don't forget to have a piece of leftover cake!
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>>19651247
Whelp, hello burned food. Guess we should ask for help.
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>>19651247
If I remember correctly, We've been here for ~2 months, and Marigold has been here for ~6 months.
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Soon enough, Kaliel's 'examination' was over, and she went back to her room, with a large parchment full of notes.
"That was odd." Velrid said to you, as you stir up a traditional, Arcturian meal that you hadn't had in the three and some months that you've been in this world- Gruel.
Wait, no, you meant to make something else. Why are you making gruel of all things?
"I believe she is Mother Vithriel's sister." Nahzit said, and shrugged. "Vithriel is quite strange, too- It would only make sense."
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>>19651282
"How are you? I'm sorry for not having spent more time with you, before or after..."
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>>19651282
"I think she's trying to better understand how creatures... exist? Something like that. How are you two doing?"
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>>19651291
This, thank them for staying with us, we value them as much as any of our other companions.
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>>19651296
Rude, no.
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>>19651282
Rolling for magically delicious gruel.

"Wouldn't that be interesting, a bird and a lizard as sisters.
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>>19651296
Also, This.
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"Wouldn't that be interesting, a kalak and a lizardman mother as sisters."
Velrid looks at you levelly.
"I've learned that she's not originally a lizardman." He said. "It's quite obvious. But I do not mind- she's serving our kind as well, almost better, than any true Mother would."
"I think Kaliel's trying to better understand how creatures... exist? Something like that. How are you two doing?"
"Our mourning period is over." Nahzit said. "So we're simply looking to explore."
"And speak to heads of state." Velrid said. "Vithriel wants us to earn her some foriegn allies."
"I'm sorry for not having spent more time with you, before or after. . ."
"You needn't worry." Nahzit said, grabbing out three bowls. Good thing you'd made enough for them, too. "Traveling with you is one of the easiest things we'd had to do. At times."
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>>19651296
>>19651347
Why would you call them creatures?
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rolled 32 = 32

>>19651327
Keep forgetting my dice...

>My post is not spam.
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>>19651355
Exactly what sorts of things have you done before?
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>>19651355
"Well then, I'm sure the hobgoblins will be nice to talk with."
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rolled 42 = 42

>>19651375
Let's try again.
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>>19651357
Because it's not just people. She's investigating... everything alive, pretty much.
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>>19651399
But calling the Lizardmen creatures is rude
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rolled 43 = 43

>>19651395
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rolled 6 = 6

>>19651410
Let me show you how it's done.
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rolled 84 = 84

>>19651375
Last try for gruel.
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rolled 20 = 20

i wonder why she´s so fasinated by it?
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"Exactly what sorts of things have you done before?"
"War against our own kind. War against trolls, war in the forests. Being trapped in old ruins, waiting to starve to death. . Hunting isn't bad." Nahzit says.
"Indeed. I enjoy hunting." Velrid adds.
"While here, we can simply relax, wait, and watch that human attempt to drink swamp brew. It's hilarious." Nahzit says. "I like Kristoph."
"Someone say my name?" Kristoph asked, coming into the cargo hold. "Ooh, food. What kind?"
"Gruel~!" You say in a sing-song voice, trying to make it sound more enticing. According to his frown, it doesn't.
"Oh. Well. . easier than making something for myself, My lady."
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rolled 19 = 19

>>19651428
ingnore my roll its not for the food i just forgot my dice on
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>>19651416
We're trying for delicious here, not poison.
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>>19651440
"Sorry, cooking was never really one of my strengths..."
Hey, anyone else want to skip to hobgoblin lands? This is nice and all, but it feels like nothing has really happened the last couple threads.
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>>19651440
Pout.
Then eat it.
He doesn't get any anymore.
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rolled 40 = 40

>>19651472
Yeah we need to do something that will fuck world over and make us capable of killing void queen.... Rolling for summoning Zergs somewhere on this world Tyranids would be too strong
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>>19651472
I'm fine with a timeskip
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>>19651500
Yes instead of having the world destroyed by us, have the world destroyed by bugs.
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"Sorry, cooking was never one of my strengths. . ."

As if following Kristoph, the rest of the group, Kell included, piled into the room.
Oh. Great. You start to grab more supplies, but then. . *thankfully*, Marigold takes over for you.
"I'll take care of that." She said.

Long after breakfast (and lunch), you're simply lounging back on the deck- Although it technically shouldn't even be called a deck anymore, as most of the surface is covered in dirt, flowers, and grass. It's more like a garden sitting on a flying ship. The grass tickles your cheek as the wind blows, and then Ell calls out. "We're hitting the hobgoblin mainland now." He said. "Although the islands looked. . very busy, for some reason. All their ships were in port."
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>>19651500
I like dumb Slice of life hijinks.
It doesn't need to be ALL ACTION ALL THE TIME.
I like getting to know our crewmates better.
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>>19651530
Oh fuck
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rolled 87 = 87

>>19651530
Do we have any telescopes? If so, use them to look, if not, lets try a scry.
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>>19651530
Oooh let's go see what the fuss is about
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>>19651530
We should untimeskip real quick and play with Kell until our arrival at hobgob lands
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>>19651530
observe the status of thing then proceed to hail them
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rolled 92 = 92

>>19651590
see play with him in the sun light
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You get up, brush off your petticoat, and then look down, taking a spyglass out of Grayson's pack. The wall is in tip-top shape, and the hobgoblins seem to be lounging. You notice that . there are no humans, no elves, not even lizardmen. There are still the trolls, but most of them seem to be snoozing.

One of them notices you, and waves. Then blows on a horn, and points. . to the east?

"Uh, what should we do?" Ell asked, using his own spyglass. "Bubbles is saying that there aren't any slaves. . anywhere at the wall, and that guy is directing us east."
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proceed to the east probably for docking
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>>19651611
Well we're the guests, let's go east. Remember that this is an actual honest-to-God ship, so if we need to we can park in the water.
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>>19651611
Let's just follow the fucking rails east then. It's not like we can suddenly go any other direction. We're on rails. Just post the next fucking part.
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>>19651629
Can't park in water, the plants don't like it and die, according to Exa.
Let's do as ordered though
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"Well, we're the guests." You say. "Let's go east."
"On it." Ell said, and tapped his gauntlet against the control crystal.

You went alongside the wall, and all of the hobgoblins just seem. . lazy, is the only word you can put to it. Like they're finally taking a well-deserved break.

And then you saw it.

"Oh. . Oh my." Ell says, pointing his spyglass forward. He turned back.
"We've got elven airships. Council airships."

It's a fleet. Well, not exactly a fleet- only around a dozen, but they're all large, and silver. You see that the center, largest ship, has what looks very similar to a prism connected to it.
"You see that?" Ell asked. "They put a portable prism on that. It's connected to the weave."

Down below, you see several Crafters, Keepers, and various other elves, standing in some kind of procession. Below, you see. . Kiyara and Kyvann, speaking to a hobgoblin.
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>>19651651
Please clarify Exabyte. I thought the reason the mast was removed was to make room for the flowers on the deck.
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>>19651651
just follow the rail we dont whant to disturbe there new found peace
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>>19651667
Hooray! Let's land and happily greet our old friends.
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rolled 90 = 90

Lets make sure our flowers are cloaked... I don't remember exactly but isn't non-elven possession of them kinda illegal?
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>>19651667
Let's go see Kiyara then. GIRL TIME ASAP.
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>>19651667
be all sneaky and call with the ring
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>>19651697
yay
and when they ask how it flies, "Magic"
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>>19651697
cloak flowers is a good idea
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>>19651697
Not Illegal but they almost certainly won't like it. Let's do as you say.
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Let's try and neglect mentioning that we killed Eidolon.
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"Wait, wait wait. She didn't mention she was down here!" Ell said.
"Let's land!" You say. . then you look back to the Galadriel's Light all over the deck of the ship. Well, they're a little illegal. . .

You press your hand to the ground and focus. . The flowers twist, and change from a pale blue to a deep red. It may not last very long, and the petals are still exactly the same, but with the rest of the flowers and the grass Marigold planted, it'd be masked pretty well.

By the time you're done with that, the hobgoblins had cleared a space for you, and you set down, putting down the gangplank.

"Now, now, who is this?" A councilor asked, wearing a long robe, and a scepter.
"Lady Ishelda." Councilor Absinad said, with the identical robe and scepter. "Greetings! I didn't expect you to arrive."

Kiyara looked over. .and then waved. But not to you, to Ell. Huh. She ran over, while Kyvann continued talking to the hobgoblin.

"Ele'merelda'jaridan!" She called, his overly long name spewing out of her lips. "And Ishelda. And the Jormungandr! When did you get here? We didn't see you on the Weave at all."
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>>19651749
shit she on to us

hehe magic
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MAGIC
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>>19651749
"Magic."
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>>19651749
"It is so good to see you, if your father doing any better? And we were able to travel with the intellectual application of...magic! "
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>>19651749
ITS MAGIC
>begin little girl panic mode.
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>>19651814
Why panic, it's true.
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"Magic!" You say, and give her a grin.
"And what's with all of the councilors here? Like. . all of them?" Ell asks, looking at the mass of elves. "Why here?"
"Well. . we got a courier. A hobgoblin courier." She said. "One that said that, soon, all captured elves would be returned, and that the hobgoblins would be making reparations. As far as we know, they're all on the islands, still getting supplies. Apparently, we're also getting some of the islands, so the elves are making it their home."
"It's so good to see you!" You say. "Is your father doing any better?"
"Well, he's talking with the hobgoblin warchief." She said. "And he roused the entire council to come here so that we can vote instantly, instead of waiting months to get anything done. And then he and I built that center airship. . So yes, I'd say he's doing better."
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>>19651836
"That is wonderful! You you suppose you and your father could get some time off to join the crew and I for some tea?"
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>>19651836
wonder if its still the same warchief that was appointed last time we where here
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>>19651836
"That's great! I was worried for a second after seeing all the buzz with what accidentally closing the portals and all."
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I'm glad the hobgoblins are trying to make up for the years of raiding. So it worked then. The portal is closed for good.
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>>19651859
I'm curious how the hobbos found out so quickly. The portal is a long way from the wall and heavily guarded, and closing it doesn't magically get rid of all the demons already here.
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"That's great! I was worried for a second after seeing all the buzz with what accidentally closing the portals and all." You say.
". . I should have known that was you." She said. "According to the hobgoblins, the demons just. . stopped coming. They're all still at their stations, just in case, though. We sent the Swallow over the wall, and when she comes back, we'll see what happened to the portal."
"The Swallow. .that's your airship, right?" Ell asked.
"Yep! Verniad is onboard, as are a few crafters."
"It seems like you've gotten quite a bit done, then." Raziel said.
"And you are. . ?" Kiyara asked.
"Raziel. The special, de-beaked version of Raziel." She said. "I keep having to re-introduce myself. . ."
"I'm Marigold!" Marigold chimed in.
"Seems like you picked up some more people. . and dropped off a few." Kiyara observed.
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>>19651898
Sniff.
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>>19651923
And teary eyes.
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>>19651898
procced to introdus the new menbers of the crew
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>>19651898
Have you seen Zeke? He went to elven lands and said he'd drop by but I guess you weren't home.
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>>19651928
>>19651923
>this
"indeed."
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>>19651944
this too.
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There would be no more reinforcements, if I was the demons I would gather together and strike one portion of the wall with overwhelming force and try and cause as much havoc as possible after breaking out.
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"Fellwind was a brute, dont want to talk about it."
Then introduce everyone in turn
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"Indeed." You say, with a sniff. You're glad your voice was still clear. . so you decide to change the subject and introduce the rest of the new members of the crew.
"Marigold is my cousin. She ended up here a season before I did." You say, and Marigold curtseys.
"Kaliel here- Wait, where's Kaliel?"
"She's sulking in her room. Or studying. I'm not sure which." Kristoph says.
"Right. Kristoph here is my knight." Kristoph bows.
"Finally, this is Dariel," You start to say, but Kiyara freaks.
"He's fuzzy!" She cries, and pulls him into a hug.
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mutter "Stupid Fellwind"
then Enthusiastically! introduce every one.
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>>19651995
He is, isn't he? So fuzzy!
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Yes he is, I've been trying to think of ways to get more Kalak around so we won't lose the fuzzies but its a long ways off.
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"He is, isn't he? So fuzzy!"
"Help." Dariel is able to mutter in a tiny voice. "Please help me."
"Enough strangling my brother." Raziel said, chuckling.
Reluctantly, Kiyara pulled away.
"Well. . It's nice to meet you all. I'm Kiyara, and I built the Jormungandr. Well, I turned it from an orcish cargo ship into an airship. And then. . someone turned it into whatever the hell it is now. A flying garden?"
"I turned it into a flying garden." Marigold said, with a sly grin. "So, were you the one Ell was talking to this morning, while he was grinning like an idiot?"
"Grinning like an idiot?" Ell asked. "Thanks for painting such a kind picture of me."
"Yeah, that was me. These rings are really handy." Kiyara said.
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>>19652064
Enthuse about flying garden and fluffy things and Kell.
>little girl time
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>>19652064
"Also... I might have accidentally met Eidolon, given him a new body to wreck havoc in the world and after he kidnapped bubbles and stole an artefact that kept a village cured killed him in self defence.."
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>>19652089
Yes, we should show her how Kell's progressed.
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rolled 21 = 21

>>19652100
No
Also summon zerg drone as pet
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"Oh, also! Kell is adorable now!" you say, and grab him out of Grayson's saddlebag.

The troll graww's.
And then every single elf looks at it.
Out of the small troll's back, Galadriel's Light bloomed freely, breathing in the sunlight.
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>>19652100
we do not tell them that here
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rolled 51 = 51

>>19652121
great job guise.
>no idea what to do now.
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>>19652121
Quick! tell them that he ate a seed that impulse had stolen!
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>>19652121
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
>>
rolled 98 = 98

>>19652121
OH SHI-
>rolling for nobody recognizing VERY illegal magic flower super troll.
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>>19652121
how did that get there???
trying to act exited
>>
>>19652121
"What?"
>We are completely ignorant of any illegal appendages our troll may or may not have grown.
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>>19652142
YES!!!
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>>19652142
thank the dice lord this person saved us
>>
Kiyara opened her mouth to say something. .

And then the Sparrow came soaring over the wall, skidding downward. It was small, extraordinarily so- It didn't look like a boat at all- It was more reminiscent of a great silver bird, with crystals set throughout the entire body of the airship. It skids across the ground, and everyone turns to look at it.

You stuff the troll back into the saddlebag while nobody is looking, and clasp it shut. You don't think anyone got a good enough look to recognize it. . you hope.

Sir Verniad climbed off of the sparrow alone, and coughed.
"Astral fire." He said. "It's covered in astral fire. It's a crater. It's confirmed- there's no portal."
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>>19652166
"Yes, sorry about that, it was an accident."
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>>19652166
We should probably offer to de-radiate him.
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>>19652166
Well I would certainly hope so.
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rolled 74 = 74

>>19652166
Attempt at de-radiation
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rolled 19 = 19

Thank you merciful dice gods.

Rolling to clean up astral fire.
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>>19652166
"I suppose that would do it..."
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rolled 47 = 47

>>19652193
gonna need a better roll than that bro.
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>>19652142
>magic flower super troll.

Sounds like some kind of 90s action figure line.
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rolled 12 = 12

>>19652207
Now now kids this is how you roll
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>>19652166
We should spend more time with kell.
He's Cute!
>>
"Well, I would certainly hope so." You say, walking closer to Verniad. His eyes are bloodshot, and his translucent elven skin is covered in violent red. You put your hand on him, and your ward sparks- He's very badly sick.

So you close your eyes, and reach into him with your magic, drawing out the astral fire. It takes some energy out of you, but not as much as it could have.

"I can heal him." Marigold says, and she closes her eyes. The rush of life magic runs through you, and Verniad groans, his arms spasming and his eyes closing. When they open again, they're no longer bloodshot. . but he still doesn't look too good.

"What about the rest of the crew?" Kiyara asks.
"Dead." Verniad responds.
>>
rolled 62 = 62

>>19652207
>>19652231
You both aren't very good.

What're we rolling for, any way?
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rolled 52 = 52

>>19652231
No it isn't you fool!
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>>19652189
This is an example of a correct roll for astral fire.

>>19652193
>>19652207
>>19652231
These are not... lucky he was first.
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>>19652221
And with a roll like that, a successful line of toys.
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rolled 53 = 53

>>19652193
Curse you merciful dice gods!
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>>19652237
"Dead from the astral fire...or something else?"
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>>19652166
o so there where all that radiation whent
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rolled 5 = 5

>>19652256
I think he meant 1990s, not rolling 90s.
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>>19652270
What are you talking about? It was likely a massive magical explosion destroying the portal as a result of Azariel's sacrifice.
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I think you should survive. I am sorry for your crew. I wish we had gotten here sooner as I have a way to protect from it and my friend is immune.
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>>19652237
Have Marigold check the rest of the crew to see if she can save anybody. Maybe they made a mistake.

>GODDAMNIT A KEY!!!!111!!1!!
>STOP STICKING!!!!11!!1!!!
>>
"You should survive- I'm sorry for your crew. I wish we had gotten here sooner, as I have a way to protect from it, and my friend is immune." You say. "Did they die from the astral fire... or something else?"
"The fire, thank god." Verniad said. "There were demons. .but they were. .blasted. Mad creatures, burning themselves away into ash. They were. . purged." He said. "Something about the astral fire. . was more than poison to them. Worse than poison. It was their *antithesis*. I saw them fall apart. It was glorious."
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>>19652276
Indeed. If a Line of toys in the 90s had 98% luck with their line then it would undoubtedly be successful. Like pet rocks. I mean somebody had to have really great luck for those to be popular, right?
>Right?
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rolled 47 = 47

>>19652311
Antithesis eh? Gives us a way to deal with further demons.
>>
So next time we have to fight demons, we should shoot them with rays of high intensity radiation.
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rolled 33 = 33

>>19652311
rolling for scry to see glorius burning of demons.
>Ishelda needs this.
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>>19652311
"Huh. Fancy that. I guess that accident was useful in something other than just closing the portal."
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rolled 3 = 3

>>19652354
Trying for this, my scrying rolls usually end in abject failure though.
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Yes that certainly is abject failure.
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rolled 57 = 57

>>19652354
lets try again.
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rolled 68 = 68

>>19652354
What the hell, I'll have a go.
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>>19652354
>>19652367
No good reception, it seems.
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>>19652390
Astral fire does that.
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rolled 29 = 29

>>19652367
Better than a 1, technically.
Please don't try again.
>rolling to increase average.
>please dont make a fool of me dice.
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rolled 29 = 29

Send an astral fire beast to our home world to purge the demons there!
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rolled 79 = 79

>>19652410
Better than a three...
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"Huh. Fancy that. I guess that accident was useful in something other than just closing the portal."
"If I'm going to live." Verniad said. "Then I suppose I don't have to worry about pushing myself anymore, right?"
"You can go rest." Kiyara said, and he nodded. Two keepers escorted him to one of the elven airships.

You. . You need to see this. You need to see what you've wrought. You close your eyes. . and Scry.

The ground is blasted, charred into some kind of glass- as if the sand had gotten so hot that it had melted. . And you see nothing but demons. . howling, screaming, in agony. As you watch, an Imp tries to spread his wings. .but they fall off, the flesh around the membranes dissolving, leaving nothing but charred bone.
It's . . satisfying.
Very, very satisfying.
You let out a dark chuckle.

"Excuse me?" Someone asks, and you leave the scrying. It's the hobgoblin warchief. Other than small horns the size of your thumb, his fangs, and his burnt umber skin, he looked strangely like a human, albeit bowlegged. "I heard tell that you were responsible for closing the portal. And... and I may lose my title soon, as we no longer have anything to fight, but..."
He knelt, and took your hand in both of his.
"Thank you. Thank you from me and all of my people."
His voice starts to choke up. . Is he weeping?
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>>19652437
Hugs
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>>19652437
Pat his shoulder, "Believe me, after seeing that, it was my pleasure, even if the sacrifice wasn't what was originally intended."
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>>19652437
AWW...
>Time for a new crew member.
>>
Say can't we create astral fire elementals\golems? We'd need to up our shield but it could work

.>>19652422
I'm sorry to say the dice hate me when doing anything constructive.

>>19652437
Shh, its alright I'm glad to have helped end this threat. However while I helped the man who truly did the deed was named Azriel. He gave his life so the demons would never bother this world again. Like I said it was an accident but it doesn't change the enormity of his deed. If anyone is to be praised for it, it is him.
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>>19652460
this
>>19652465
This but hugs instead of shoulder pat.
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>>19652478
also this. and hugs.
>>
I guess I should start tripfagging. My posts aren't always coherent...
>Unless you're me...
>GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!!!11!!
>>
It's a bit awkward, but you pull the kneeling hobgoblin into a hug. "I'm glad to have helped end this. . however, while I helped. . the man who truly did this deed was Azariel. He gave his life so the demons would never bother this world again."

The hobgoblin nodded, trying to keep his composure. "Then his name shall be known to all of my kind. He was a hero. The. . The enormity of this cannot be overstated." He said. A strange light burned through his brown eyes. "We're finally free."

He got to his feet, and pulled away. He spoke to the other 'gobs. "Blow the horns. All of them. Send the message. We're free! The demons are gone, and shall not blight our lands again!"

Before you know it. . a festival had started. The hobgoblins didn't have good food, or even anything other than rickety tables, tools, and weapons, but their cheer more than made up for it.
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>>19652437
it was my plesure
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>>19652534
Let's have a little bit of a party as long as we're here? Why not?
>>
rolled 6 = 6

>>19652534
Let's conjure food for the party!
Or..you know, get it form our ship.
>>
rolled 20 = 20

>>19652550
I'm going to try that roll for you, friend.
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rolled 28 = 28

Conjure food and drinks.

gets nat 1.
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>>19652534
YAY!! It's like me when I get 5 dollars! Celebration! Fun Time!
>Find out how the goblins have fun.
>we need one on board.
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>>19652550
>>19652557
>>19652560
You have summoned more gruel. That is not delicious party food.
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rolled 52 = 52

>>19652560
>>19652557
>>19652550
Let me show you how it's done kiddies.
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rolled 41 = 41

>>19652583
No, that's just failing. Needs at least a 50 to succeed.
>>
rolled 89 = 89

Apparently magic is a bad a cook as she is.
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rolled 38 = 38

>>19652592
Maybe the dice gods hate the hobgobs and want to watch them starve?
>>
rolled 84 = 84

>>19652592
Let ME show You how its done
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>>19652596
Summoning gruel is failing at summoning delicious party food. In fact it's probably worse than failing.
>>
What should we do with the trolls though?
If the Kell plan pans out I suggest a counter invasion of demon territory.
>>
You raise your hand, and expel magic into conjuring some food. . And you open a portal. A dismembered bodypart falls out of it.

"What is this?" the hobgoblin chieftan asks, walking over to it.
A massive, black arm tears it's way from the portal. Before you can react, the claws wrap around the hobgoblin's head, and crushes it.

The portal opens wider. .

"You. Who are you? Why do you keep showing up?" Someone asks, stepping through. They. . They look like. . an old portrait of your mother. she looks exactly like it, but with your father's silver hair. A rusted, silver bracer sits on her wrist. It . . reminds you of Bubbles.

"You're not me. You are *not* *me*." She says, looking at you. Her eyes are empty. . .
And then, very suddenly, they're filled with anger.

"Stop following me! Stop it! Stop it!! Kill her, kill her, kill her!!!" She cries, maddened.
The massive arm and claw grabs you by the throat. You raise your magic. .but not quickly enough.
There's a loud crack as your neck breaks.

>BAD END - Failed conjuring wheee
>Okay, I'll stop looking for excuses for Bad Ends now.
>Would you like to load a save?
>>
rolled 96 = 96

>>19652621
Y'know, I'll give you that.
>>
You conjure some fruit, some meat, a little bit of everything. It won't last long, and it would disappear from their stomachs eventually, but they'll supplement it with their actual food. . And it'd taste good!

The hobgoblins cheer, and start making their own food. They invite. .everyone. Even the trolls, although the trolls just. . shrug. They don't even have mouths.
The chieftan chuckles. "Most of us will probably end up sleeping comfortably for the first time in. . ." He shrugged. "Our entire lives."
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>>19652633
>would you like to load a save?

Nah, I think this is a good enough ending.
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>>19652665
Now then, I suppose we must remove all traces of Azariel from history books to prevent him from being resurrected.
Oh wait, that just got a lot harder.
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rolled 100 = 100

Lets socialize, look for a hobgoblin that seems slightly less satisfied with things as they are. Someone who wants excitement would be a good choice for our multispecies crew.

Still rolling for astral fire elemental we can send home to purge all the demons.
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rolled 34 = 34

>>19652633
Aww, but I love your bad ends!
>>19652665
Well, let's party down, chat up some of the elf councilors. I wouldn't mind getting some one-on-one with Kiyara and her father. Talk to the hobgoblin war chief about his plans for the future, and for the mainland, and if he's going to send a delegate to the humans.
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welp.... I think I just avenged our world.
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>>19652750
yep that happend
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>>19652750
FUCK YEEEAH
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>>19652727
What? They can't resurrect him just by knowing his name. They don't know what species he is, or where his disintegrated remains are, or anything at all really.

>>19652750
Welp. Now we've got a burning irradiated home instead of a demon-infested home.
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>>19652665
Ask about the hobgoblins deal/pact with the ogres.

"Why did you serve the Ogres by guarding the wall?"
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>>19652750
>mfw True Magic
>mfw I have no face
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>>19652750
>>19652750
Can we do this, but later when we're not surrounded by elven chancellors? We already stole from the elves, we don't want to kill off their government as well.

Also, you should have waited for this bad end, exabyte, lol.
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With that 100 we don't actually have to summon it right above us, it can take that astral fire in the crater we made and slip to our world there.
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>>19652750
Astral fire magic GET
>>
While the elves, hobgoblins, and your crew join in on the cheer, you step to the side.
You. . you can't stop thinking about what Verniad said. You can't stop thinking about astral fire.

And you can't stop thinking about your home.
Your home, which is populated by demons.
Your home. .
You remember the way the imp fell apart, the astral fire turning it into dust.
. . You have power. You have whatever kind of True Magic that Vanko was talking about.
Is this True Magic, Vanko? You ask, as you raise both arms.

Power surges into you, power from nowhere.
"I know what was on that troll's ba-" Kiyara starts.
Then she sees the look in your eyes, and goes silent.
You're furious. You watched your family and friends die. You watched your handmaiden die to protect you, you watched all of these people, your subjects, your knights, even the *animals* were killed.

Kiyara sees that flash of anger. .and she steps away.

That raw, utter hatred wells up into you. . .
And then you open a portal to Arcturus.
Use just enough, you tell the elemental that burst into existence. It was pure violet, flashing, and sparking, astral fire burning away from it's flesh. Do not corrupt my home.
They cannot touch you, you tell it, and it salutes, and draws a sword.
The elemental sees an imp through the portal, and leaps through.
You grin. The demons have no idea what you've just unleashed.

The portal closes. . .and Kiyara starts to stutter.
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>>19652876
I... I hope we didn't just irradiate everybody in attendance.
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rolled 9 = 9

>>19652876
Dust off hands, "Well, that's one thing taken care off. What was that, Kiyara?"
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>>19652876
Start laughing and dancing in glee?
>>
Vengeance sometimes is best served hot. You were saying Kiyara?
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>>19652876
Just doing some housecleaning. What were you saying?
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>>19652876
Well we'll have to check in on it every now and again, but it appears as though we're on the fast track to avenging, if not reclaiming our homeland.

Woo!
>>
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
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>>19652876
"That troll's back is magic. Same magic that the ship has."
>>
"Well, that's one thing taken care of." You say, and then a maddened giggle slips out of you... and then it turns into a full-fledged laugh, gleeful and cruel. You force it down, before it turns into a cackle. "What were you saying?"
"I. . I was just saying about that troll. . " She says, suddenly unsure.
"The troll's back is magic." You say. "The same magic that the ship has."
"I- I see." She says, stuttering.
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>>19652876
Naisu. Now we just have to figure out how to destroy it when we go back next year.
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>>19652961
We can send it to another world the demons have corrupted. And when that is done another and another and another, our vengeance truly won't be complete until the demons are truly no more..
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>>19652959
"I didn't steal any, if that's what you were thinking." technically true, Ell and Impulse did.
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>>19652959
"Raziel also thinks we can use it to cleanse the astral fire from the warped lands, but I do hope you'll keep that between us for now."
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>>19652972
Until we reach the demon homeland.
Then it's their turn to be invaded.
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>>19652959
MAGIC.
>It works every time.
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>>19652961
Why should we have to destroy it? It is our creation.
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>>19652998
And Lewin
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>>19652976
Eidolan stole it... would you like to hear what I have been up to? We can catch up.
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>>19652996
You're right. We'll do what redaeth said. A much better idea than mine.
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>>19652998
Stick with blaming Impulse. Eidolon was an elf, so they can't really fault him for having it.

Or maybe just say we traded with Eidolon for the seeds. Technically true, even if the price was his life.
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>>19652959
"That place, was my home, Kiyara."
>>
"Raziel also thinks we can use it to cleanse the astral fire from the warped lands, but I do hope you'll keep that between us for now."
"Wait, just. . just wait. What exactly is going on?" Kiyara asked. "I'm . .very, very confused. I just. . " She sighed. "Nevermind, I don't want to know. If you have Galadriel's Light, good for you."
She turned around, and walked toward Ell, who was currently drinking some kind of hobgoblin alcohol with Kristoph, two scarred hobgoblins, and Nahzit.
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>>19653050
Let's go tell Marigold!
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>>19653050
Let's mingle, see who people are doing.

I mean, what people are doing.
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>>19653050
Calm down, put on your diplomacy face and talk to Kiyara. We're not mad. Not MAD AT ALL!
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>>19653050
I think we should pull out some swamp brew and serve it. The Hobgoblins might like it.
>>
Catch up to her. Apoligize about it but we just managed something truly monumental and it made us giddy. Tell her we want her to know whats going on... she is a friend after all.
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>>19653086
Actually, I'mma back this.
>>
rolled 90 = 90

>>19653086
>>19653081
>>19653069
These.
>rolling for good times.
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>>19653116
Good times are had!
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>>19653116
YAY! Really good times at Hobgoblin party!
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>>19653050
hard the lizard men leting other try the swamp brew
>>
"Kiyara." You say, jogging to catch up with her. "Sorry, but I just. . managed something monumental and it made me a bit giddy."
"I could tell." She said.
"I want you to know what's going on. . you are a friend, after all." You say. "That. . that was my home."
". . the demon one?" She asks, and you nod. "And that purple elemental. . "
"It was one made of Astral Fire. Supplemented with vengeance."
"So you sent it to your home to kill them." She says. "Okay. And what was with the Galadriel's Light?"
"Impulse stole some, and we took it from her."
". . Right." She says. "Well... I'll talk to Kyvann, see if he can get the councilors onboard giving you some extra seeds for that wastelands plan." She said, clapping your shoulder. "But first, I want to go drink, and then see how much damage the Sparrow took." She said, and approached the table again.

Next, you need to find Marigold. .

And you find her talking with the trolls. The ancient trolls simply sit there, listening closely. Kaliel is there, too, looking through the glass and examining the trolls. . but she looked unhappy.
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>>19653152
seem sleep is cathing up with me see you guy tomorow
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>>19653116
Did Ishelda just find somebody that makes her feel UNUSUAL?
>I hope so.
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rolled 9 = 9

>>19653168
"I see that the trolls are growing on you."
>>
They are made with magic Kaliel, and they are plants... something very different then you and I. Or any beast of this world.
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>>19653174
>only humans here are the ones from our ship
>it's that or hobgoblins, elves, or trolls
>Ishelda finds a nice young elf apprentice
>starts the half-elf race
>mfw
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>>19653168
"Marigoooold~ I am going to take our planet back!"
>>
rolled 35 = 35

>>19653168
Make sure Kell is at troll meeting.
>Rolling for diplomancy??
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>>19653168
When there's a break in the 'conversation' ask her:
"I don't understand much about the trolls, the ones in the Orc's lands were savage, and wild, but these ones are calm and controlled. They understand people and one gave me what I needed to create Kell. What can you tell me?"
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>>19653201
>>19653200
>>19653197
Rolling for these.
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>>19653197
>>19653174
Except that elves are as big as we are (at 13) and have translucent skin.
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>>19653168
Tell the truth Ishelda, it will only hurt you in the end to lie.
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>>19653229
>Also they have an extra joint in their fingers, and have extra large eyes.

"I see that the trolls are growing on you."
"Well, trolls *do* have a habit of growing." Marigold said, giggling.
"I don't understand much about the trolls. The ones in the orc lands were savage, and wild, but these ones are calm and controlled." You say.
"Because they're older, and more intelligent. Duh." Kaliel says. "But I can't get anything from them. Thanks for letting me take a look."
The troll gives her a nod.
"Marigoooooold~ I am going to take our world back!" you say.
". . What?" She asks, her face going almost blank.
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>>19653249
"I sent an Astral Fire elemental to our homeworld! It's going to drive off the demons, and I don't think it should irradiate the land. I gave it specific instructions not to, and it was very well made..." rub chin.
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rolled 63 = 63

>>19653229
Perfect..
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>>19653249
Oh no. We're going mad, aren't we?

"Why are you giving me that look? This is a good thing!"
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rolled 30 = 30

Remember how Verniad said Astral Fire melted the demons? Well I made an elemental out of it and sent it home. It was... powerful enough that given time no demon will survive.
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>>19653249
"Well, after listening to Variel(?) talking about how the astral fire was effecting the demons, I had an insperation and ..." then continue with >>19653261
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>>19653273
No Ishelda, you're not mad. It's everyone else that's mad.
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"I sent an Astral Fire elemental to our homeworld! It's going to drive off the demons, and I don't think it should irradiate the land. I gave it specific instructions not to, and it was very well made. . ."

Marigold. . blinked, and her eyes were Vanko's.
"He- He wants you to speak to him. In his Truth, whatever that means."
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>>19653286
THEY CALLED ME MAD!

MAD!

I'LL SHOW THEM! I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!
>>
rolled 50 = 50

>>19653271
>>19653261
these.
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>>19653295
"Oh dear."
Vul- Arcturian Mind Meld
>>
Why is this is a bad thing? This is GREAT! Actually maybe not. It's going to be completely empty, until we perform an epic-level spell to return animals and plants to the land, or maybe just planting the life-renewal seeds or whatever that we are in the wasteland.
>>
rolled 19 = 19

Talk to him. Rolling for it
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>>19653295
"Tell him to suck it. I'm celebrating for a bit."
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rolled 10 = 10

And fails. That 100 stole my luck.
>>
rolled 33 = 33

"Okay, I need to talk to him, but when I get back I want you to start baking a cake! We are going to celebrate!" Then mind-meld or what have you.
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>>19653317
...that's not very ladylike.
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>>19653295
"Alright. Maybe we should sit down for a moment."
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>>19653295
Fine.. Lets talk to the long dead dragon.
>>
inb4 we broke the dragon sacrifice seal somehow.
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>>19653395
Dragons were secretly astral fire elementals all along!
>>
"Alright." You say, and then close your eyes, taking her hand.

"Feh." The dragon said, as soon as you arrived. "I would. . like to congratulate you, girl. You created True Magic of your own free will."
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>>19653445
"Well, thank you. Getting mad certainly seems to help."
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>>19653445
"It's... random. I can't control it much."
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>>19653445
"That's it? You could have asked Marigold to say that."

Do we have any reason to be nice to this guy?
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"Well, thank you. Getting mad certainly seems to help."
"However, you are still a fool." He says, and snarls. "You created true magic. .but you wasted it. You must not know much of demons, do you?"
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>>19653488
"To be honest... no, not at all."
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>>19653488
Not really. I know they're not very nice.
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rolled 81 = 81

>>19653488
"Nope, hardly anything, really. How did I waste it? Lemme guess, they won't be there anymore, will they?
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>>19653488
"Well... no. So far as I know, we never had much chance to learn of them in Arcturus. We were too busy fighting."
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>>19653488
"Well then, care to explain, or am I done here?"
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>>19653503
We saw them through the portal, they're still there.
>>
"To be honest... no, not at all."
"Well, learn this, girl." He says. "Demons are immortal! When one dies in this world, the come back to life at their homeworld. Why do you think my people sealed them off instead of destroyed them? Because they were endless! Your elemental will do nothing. It can only kill a single one at a time. Feh, that was a spectacular waste of True Magic. Learn this, girl. Now. . You're dismissed."
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rolled 43 = 43

>>19653547
"No no silly. You have it completely wrong. If they die so easily to Astral Fire, then yes, it will only be able to kill one, but it will still kill several every second. It's not so much about the amount, it's about the sheer number. It will push them back. Then, I can come in and seal my world off. It's elementary."
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rolled 40 = 40

>>19653547
Stay, just to annoy him.

Take a seed, plant it. Let it represent something. It doen't matter what, but do it anyway.

Marigold likes flowers.
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rolled 77 = 77

>>19653547
"So why not go to their homeworld and seal them up there?"
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>>19653547
It will still hurt them. Maybe if it hurts them enough they'll go find a world to live where they don't get brutally murdered regularly.
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rolled 91 = 91

>>19653547
it may not help arcturus, but it will help me sleep a night...I made something that gives nightmares to the monsters.
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rolled 24 = 24

Rolling to empower our Astral Fire elemental so that for every demon it kills another elemental spawns, They shall be legion!

>>nat 1
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rolled 29 = 29

>>19653559
Fuck, I'm tired. That made no sense.
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What the fuck IS true magic? Nat 100s?
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rolled 66 = 66

>>19653582
that seems a little low, and a little awesome so I support this
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rolled 70 = 70

>>19653592
Magic that just... happens. So yah, nat 100s.
>>19653582
Rollan for it.
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rolled 47 = 47

>>19653560
i like this idea.

"it might not be anything to you, but to me it is the first step. one of many. a single seed can grow into something great, you just have to plant it
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rolled 81 = 81

>>19653592
pretty much

>>19653560
I like this, plant the seed of beauty...let it grow into a glorious garden to brighten Vankos fell mood

>>19653595
damn
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rolled 91 = 91

>>19653591
i am only rolling for us to not kill ourselves when we try this, and fail
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>The last thing he called 'True Magic' was your Soulfire, which wasn't earned via nat 100. So it's not that.

"It will still hurt them."
"Hurt them? What use do demons have for pain?" The dragon snarled.
"So why not go to their homeworld and seal them up there?"
"That is why my kin were fools!" He roared. "Because they sealed this world, and not that one. At least you are not a fool as they are fools."
"It may not help Arcturus. . but it will help me sleep at night. I made something that gives nightmares to the monsters."
"Take pride in that." He said. "Now, I recommend you do not tell my host what I have told you- She wants to make you confectioneries and celebrate what you have done."
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>>19653592
He said it's magic that doesn't require effort. We were exhausted after making Rikar so while we probably only get true magic from 100s not all 100s are true magic.
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>>19653617
Plant that seed and we should leave. I thought marigold was mad though.

>>19653621
Perhaps astralfire and demon fire count as 'true magic' to him? Both alien types of magic to us.
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>>19653617
"If you'll excuse me, I also wish to celebrate."

OOC: Wait a second, the dragon sacrifice was mutual? What the hell, were the dragons lawful good?
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rolled 74 = 74

>>19653656
it would not suprise me
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>>19653617
good enough for me.
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>>19653617
"Maybe it will be enough to make Arcturus undesirable for the demons? And if they will be reborn on their homeworld when they die, there can theoretically only exist a finite number of demons at any time, right? If all of them died, their planet would run out of space to recreate them, if they were uncountable."
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You reach into the pocket of your ruined dress. . .and pull out a seed. You kneel over, and plant it.
"What." He asks. "Is that."
"Marigold likes flowers." You say, and then pull away.


"What did he have to say?" Marigold asks.
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>>19653695
"He congratulated me on my feat."
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>>19653656
No, they were foolish fool. It's the only alignment on Vanko's chart.
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>>19653695
He congratulated me, and insulted me. Just like last time really.
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>>19653706
Two alignments
Foolish and Vanko
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>>19653712
Vanko isn't an alignment. It's a state of existance.
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>>19653706
Now I can't help but think of Vanko with Aku's voice.
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"He congratulated me. . and insulted me. Just like last time, really."
"He. . isn't really nice." Marigold said, and frowned. "Well, anyway. What do you say we bake some more cake! Maybe I could teach the hobgoblins to make it? They don't have sugar, but they have everything else."
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>>19653712
There's an alignment in the middle.
Semi-foolish. That's were we're at. Yippy.
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>>19653726
We would be Vanko IF VANKO WAS A FOOL!
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rolled 46 = 46

>>19653725
do they have honey?

lets go about as >>19652750 started...perhaps a hob or two to fill out the crew...
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rolled 48 = 48

>>19653745
he did roll a hundred...or will I have to give it a try?
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>>19653725
Suddenly I am feeling less proud of my achivement. Cake would be nice though.
>>
"Let's socialize first." You say, and run off to meet some hobgoblins.

You end up talking almost the entire festival away, meeting this person or that. . but nobody seems to stick out to you- Most of them seel simply glad that they don't have to fight demons anymore, and they . .look forward to taking up lives as farmers. There's a strange parallel to peasants in Arcturus- They were mostly farmers and workers, and they wanted to be warriors. These hobgoblins are almost. . the opposite.
>>
>Site will be down for a few hours starting at approximately 9:00PM ET tonight (6/27) for maintenance.
Better wrap this up soon, Exabyte.
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hey guys what are the hobgoblins going to do now that their free of their duty specially considering what they have been doing.................
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>>19653778
I believe >>19653774 just answered that question. Farm.
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>>19653778
never mind I stand corrected
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>>19653774
>by seel, I mean seem. Damnit.
>>
As you continue socializing with this hobgoblin or the other, and long after Marigold scurries off to teach the hobgoblins how to make cake (complete with supplies from the jormungandr), you see something. .

Something that makes you stop in your tracks.

The Wanderer is standing there, cloak donned, and hood up. He gives you a smile and a wave.

>End of thread 30.
>I'll stick around for the next 40 minutes to answer questions!
>And my twitter is @futureexabyte, and I'll answer questions there, too.
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>>19653774
Trying to deny us our hobgolbin hero? We'll just have to assemble a force of ULTIMATE ACTION FARMERS to heroically farm the wasteland.
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>>19653816
FUCK! We need another nat 100 to secure him in a bubble and steal his magic permanently and kill him and fuck.
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>>19653816
Steal his cloak!
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rolled 81 = 81

/r/ing bad end where Ishelda summons Dave to fight Voidshelda
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>>19653830
>Well, you already stole his last one.
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>>19653824
That's not a bad idea.

>>19653827
Chill, bro. He hasn't actually acted against us, yet. Just screwed with the plan to sacrifice the ankh to blow up the demons. Which actually may have been better in the long run, 'cause it's not like Azariel's completely out of the picture.
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rolled 86 = 86

>>19653791
no problem...

I move for a timeskip, we partied the night away and left the next afternoon once the hangovers are all over with stating that "adventure calls" leave a ring with the war-chief tell him to leave it with the rulers of the hobgoblands or keep it in case of need.

time to be off on an ADVENTURE. keep a weather eye for land for who know what ruins might lie below.

in the mean time we can go and visit vith...
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>>19653835
Wait... what?
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>>19653835
And so we need to keep doing it. Start a collection.
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>>19653834
You can't just request bad ends... They have to happen by accident.

>>19653835
We steal all his cloaks! Until he is forced to change his fashion style!
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>>19653844
Last time the wanderer did something, /tg/ rolled to teleport\translocate\Move him near her. But they didn't roll high enough, and just Moved his cape.
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rolled 54 = 54

>>19653865
YES. and burn at least one in front of his face.

"hooded cloaks are so, out of fashion ."
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>>19653888
No need to burn them! We're not being mean, just mischevious.
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>>19653888
Whoa, hey, that's just rude.
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>>19653901
I just had that very same thought.
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rolled 1 = 1

>>19653901
>>19653905

I'll admit that,

we should still steal them all
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>>19653917
Not with a roll like that!
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>>19653917
And now he stole our heart (equals to our magic as well).
Literally.
>>
Maybe we could make him better cloak.

That reminds me, Exabyte, was there anything fancy about the cloak we made for Zeke? impulse seemed fond of it, but I don't remember enchanting it with anything special.
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>>19653931
I suspect it was more just convenient clothing.
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rolled 26 = 26

>>19653922
>>19653925

dammit, foiled again...
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>>19653931
>It was just fancy. Eidolon stole it because it was badass. Ezekiel likes it for the same reason.

Steal them.
Steal all the cloaks.
STEAL THEM ALL!

Power bubbles up through you, and you close your eyes. . .and translocate EVERY CLOAK POSSIBLE.

The trillions and trillions of cloaks from across the multiverse crash down on your head, the gravity increasing and increasing as the world's mass multiplies. . and everything is soon crushed. . Into the CLOAK SINGULARITY.

From far outside of the world, within a bubble of sustained gravity, oxygen, pressure, etc, the Void Queen looks on, watching the world slowly shrink and grow dark, pressurizing itself.

"Yeah. . " She says, to the planet. "Fuck it, I'm not even going here to be all cryptic. This is just too goddamn silly."

>BAD END - CLOAK SINGULARITY
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>>19653944
Bwahaha. I can accept this.
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>>19653944
And she walks away with a cloak made of a neutron star.
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>>19653944
PERFECT!
We must have a really fragile psyche if we went crazy that easy.
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rolled 48 = 48

>>19653944
enjoying my fumble I see.

my luck is no its decline, but it will be back eventually.
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>>19653999
You seem to have up days and down days.
>>
rolled 86 = 86

Let us summmon the NEUTRON CLOAK upon the wanderer.
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rolled 78 = 78

>>19654001
and on my up days the awesome flows out into the internet like hot oil...like bringing back the lizardmen...or confounding exabyte the other day
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>>19654032
Like hot oil over my body, while I stroke my meat hammer...

Haha wut.
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rolled 10 = 10

>>19654132
no. stop that.
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>>19654132
The fuck?
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>>19654132
I suddenly realize that I know nothing, and my perception of reality is false in all ways.
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>>19654828
Do you reject our reality and substitute your own?
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>>19655302
I do.


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