>>19655071
Fuck yeah and nooo.

Quick warning LG. The anti quest guys are out in force tonight. Now, I've gotta get some sleep in a bit. Try to make this BUTLER FUCK YEAH quest guys.

>>19655071
Why arn't we hugging her yet?

>>19655090
Goddammit why did my trip disappear?

>>19655093
What are they gonna do? Be mad?


Also, FUCK YEAH MSQ!

>>19655071
>Picture is warped.
>Title is garbled.

This does NOT bode well.

Anyone else kind of concerned with the implications of tonight's session title?

>lolcorruption
>4chan maintenance
COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.

rolled 57 = 57

Oh hell bad things are afoot

>>What the fuck is captcha doing i cant write two lines above/below

YAAAAYYYY!!!

The entire fucking point of the three fucking laws is how fragile they are and how they completely fail at being useful.

You are so stupid I can't even

>>19655071
Of course, you've yet to fit the 0th Law within the frame of the Swag Pile.

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There's something not quite right about this, you think to yourself.
Maybe there's just too much happening at the same time, maybe it's just the ubsurdity of it all, but something just doesn't sit well with you.

Your reunion should have been a happy one, hell, it should have been tear-filled. But this? This is just... awkward.
"I... I'm sorry I broke my promise." you tell her.
"No Milord. Kraus-san told me everything. It's okay."
The other you, the one that opted to take the name Susan, walks up and says.
"Wait. So you know her? How?"
"It's.. a long story. But the gist of it is, I met her in that infinicon mission. By the way, why Susan?"
"I see. Well, we can't both be Hayate right? And those numbers the Directors use to refer to us is weird. Might as well use a familiar name."
"Ah. I guess that makes sense."
"Come on, Naru. Show me what we can do." She says as she taps the girl on the shoulder.
"Yes mistress."

**Roll for Susan's new abilities.**
First five to roll a 70+
[I will nerf, or veto any of them as I see fit]

rolled 55 = 55

>>19655329
Neko mode
Unlimited Cutlery works

We need to at least keep one joke

rolled 86 = 86

>>19655329
Infinite knives, just like us.

Something familiar to Susan.

rolled 27 = 27

>>19655329
Neko mode
Then she can copy bunny more and give us neko mode

rolled 19 = 19

>>19655329
Thirding Neko mode.

rolled 62 = 62

>>19655329
>[I will nerf, or veto any of them as I see fit]
Boooo.
Rolling for Orange Transparent Chainsaw Arms.

rolled 20 = 20

>>19655329

She channels Majaik through the uniform and her swag itself to put out an innocent and appealing aura to bend the opponents will to do what Susan asks.

rolled 5 = 5

>>19655345
>>19655351
>>19655355
Hahaha you all suck.

Let me show to how to roll for that shit

NEKO MODE!

rolled 99 = 99

>>19655329
GODDAMNIT DICE GIVE US THE FUCKING NEKO MODE.

Someone post Hayate's character sheet for inspiration.

>>19655358
I can't have you breaking the skillset too much, can I?

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>>19655370
here's the ooold ooold one

You are Katsuragi Keima. The capturing god. sitting in your room, bored out of your mind. you think of something to do. WAT DO?

your eyes fall on that record player he left in your room, the LP that came with it is on the turntable waiting only to be played again.

you more the arm onto the record and start it up. This song. THis fucking song. Why can't you stop listening to it? "elsie, get out here."

"Yes, Kamii-niisama?" She asks you. "Let's dance." You take her arm but something's wrong. "kamii-niisama, you're doing the girl's steps..."

"S-shut-up! Just go with it!" you tell her, flustered. "Yes, kami-niisama." Sinatra's voice continued to reverberate through the room

rolled 46 = 46

Naked Loli Vampire Mode

You are Sakamoto Mio, THe Hero of Japan. YOu are bored, tired, and worst of all, out of booze. You must remedy this. WAT DO?

YOu could go down to Ryuu's for some but that doesn't sit very well with you. YOu're unsure why. And so you decide to head to your wife's.

You arive in the bottle after going through his room, you really should get one of those keychains they have. He's not there, the girls are.

"So, where is he?" you asked. "In the brig for insubordination." Hartmann tells you. "Hohooo, he really is using those balls he found huh?"

"Yep. And he's getting punished for it." "By the Bureau?" you asked "No. By us." She holds up the handle of a broken hammer. "I want in."
"I don't know..." Ursula tells you. "Come on. Didn't we talk about this before?"
You ask her "I just want to make him squirm." You grin
"Okay, but he's not coming back till tomorrow." "Well, fuck. Wait, that means we have a day to prepare." "Exactly." Erica says evilly.

"So, 50 guptas on him coming back with at least one. . . no, two new women. . . " "Impossible, he's locked up." Ursula tells you.

"25 on him coincidentally being placed in the same cell as Yuki, having misunderstandings, and ending up with her." Erica tells you.

"That's too easy of a bet." you tell her. "25 for him making a random girl fall for him within 6 hours." "I'll take that bet." she answers

rolled 97 = 97

>>19655329
Lets try for something different.

A feather duster that can create gusts of wind and or clouds of dust

>>19655329
She's still going to have data manipulation, empathic music, and her knowledge in alchemy and firearms by default, right? Seeing as those are more skills than powers?

>>19655407
Yes, her "learned" skills will be there.
as well as her innate ones

rolled 82 = 82

Vacuum cleaner that sucks up and spits back energy or elemental attacks

rolled 46 = 46

Coffeelaser

rolled 47 = 47

>>19655329
Well now that we have neko mode... uh, Brickstorm. It's a brick on a rope that summons other bricks when it hits things.
>>19655392
>HOLY SHIT BURNT WITHCES. ARE YOU ME? I was thinking that last night. Wind duster, earth broom, water mop, fire poker
Make it transform into those other things at will?

> get up
> find the quest still runing
> WIN

A handkerchief which can expand and acts as an cloak of invisibilty

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rolled 100 = 100

>>19655412
I'd recommend a dustbuster, to be less cumbersome.

And for a power...

Unlimited Hat Works.

rolled 83 = 83

What every nekomimi maid needs
Time stop

>>19655426
NOBODY'S GONNA BE ABLE TO HOLD ALL THESE HATS.

rolled 56 = 56

>>19655329
INSPIRATION!
Since Susan is still a pupil of ryu.

A pair of cocktail shakers that are dimensionally linked. What goes in one comes out the other, and like the cutlery they can be enlarged.

>HOLY SHIT BURNT WITHCES. ARE YOU ME? I was thinking that last night. Wind duster, earth broom, water mop, fire poker

It makes me giddy that I got that reaction. Honestly I'm trying to think something servant/maid/butlery without being the exact same thing.

rolled 26 = 26

>>19655421

messed up the roll

>>19655329
Spice Must Flow: assorted and various powders that do strange and wonderful things. Like make the enemy hallucinate that they are a cat.
>>19655426
Oh god what. How would that even work.
>>19655431
BUT THAT'S OUR SHTICK. We can't both have the same powers that's boring.

rolled 50 = 50

>>19655444
Aaaand maybe some dice to go with that.

>>19655347
>>19655363
>>19655392
>>19655412
>>19655426

We already have our five, guys. You can stop rolling.

rolled 22 = 22

>>19655444
Rolling for this again.
>>19655460
>/tg/
>stop rolling
Haha. What.

>>19655444
Sort of like our cups maybe?

Also timestop + cutlery = double ZA WARUDO how is that not awesome?

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We should get an old timey bicycle for susan so she and ted can go riding togeather.

I just think now that we could use the hats as portals

>>19655379
Anybody got a newer one? I'll gimp some shit which is easier to expand (and add what we got since the last update of the char sheet)

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"Your abilities are the following, combat cutlery."
Susan pulls a bunch of knives from under her apron
"The knives enlarge as swords, saucers for flying, forks become tridents, spoon shovels, cup prisons, tray shields."
"okay, this I'm familiar with." she enlarger a knife into a sword identical to yours

"You also have this." she hands her a feather duster.
"It can control and create gusts of wind. It also has a secondary form."
It changes into a handheld vacuum cleaner
"This can draw in and store any energy attack. The stored energy can also be shot back out with some amplification."
"So it's a beam siphon? what else do I have?"
"Yes, Mistress. YOu also have Nekomode and UHW."
"UHW?" She asks, delaying the inevitable reveal of Nekomode.
"Unlimited Hat Works. You can produce any and all forms of headgear from under your apron."
Susan tries this by pilling out a knight's helm.
"I have to ask about Nekomode now don't I?"
"Yes mistress. Nekomode amplifies your strength by 10 times for 30 seconds. It does this while sacrificing your speed."
"Let's try that out. Nekomode, activate." Susan says outloud.

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Her clothes change instantly, leaving her in a butler suit similar but not identical to yours.
On her head were a pair of cat ears, and protruding from her lower back, a tail.
She reaches up for the ears,
"Eh, not so shabby. the tail could get some getting used to though."
She walks up to the nearest wall, looks at the Director and asks
"May I ma'am?"
"Go ahead." the petite girl answers.
Susan pulls back and punches the concrete with all her might.
Huge cracks form around her fist like a spiderweb.
"Hmnnn thought I could do it in a single punch."
She punches it again, and yet again.
You she rage in her eyes as she does this for the remaining time that Nekomode was activated.
When the ability cuts-off, she still continues to punch the wall, blood now oozing from her knuckles.
She's crying.

WAT DO?

>>19655568
We must exchange the codes for those modes
Drago + neko mode = ?

>>19655590

"Susan would you like to go home? Anything I can do to help I shall. After all, what has happened seems to be our nightmare scenario."

>>19655590
Go hug her
Don't say anything just hold her and let her cry as she needs

>>19655618
Seconded.

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>goddammit.
>have to head home
Will continue at 0700.
>possibly, new thread

>>19655637
damnit

>>19655618

Yes I agreed too but do it carefully.

>>19655618
And apply bandaging. Fuck's sake guys.

>>19656042
We have healing potion
I think calming her down first is important though

>>19656060
agreed. her mental state is a bit more fragile, and important, than her knuckles at the moment.

on the plus side, we twins now.

>>19656060
"Here, drink this" isn't soothing. Getting gently bandaged can be. It's all part of the process.

>>19656086
Getting gently bandaged in that state is less comforting than a warm hug and someone to hold you

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>>19656086
I think we can manage tact and usefulness at the same time guys.

>>19656107
Exactly.

I just woke up, I may not have put it as clearly as I might have.

>>19656117

and I know why I'm awake, but why are you up at 4am udz?

>>19656119
Because Udz never sleeps regular hours

>>19656119
Not entirely sure. May go back to bed for another hour or so.

>>19656142
You felt a disturbance in the force

>>19655637
>Will continue at 0700.

I waited for you LG!

>>19656179
>implying he isn't always late with it
Well, not always, but near enough.

So, what agreement has Mio worked out with the rest of the girls?

I was thinking: Did we ever get any new spells or shit? We collect a zoo, can brew many fancy ways to kill someone, but we cant blow the shit pout of someone in a traditional non-potion boom way? We need to learn the way of Nanoha and blow stuff into oblivion.

>>19656219
it's called our tea-laser.
the most recent ability we picked up was the clone technique.

>>19656219
We have Tea Laser for blowing stuff up.
And Molotov Paintball Guns.
And a fucking tank from Da Emprah.

>>19656219
Well, we've never tried for spells, really. Just our various other abilities.

>>19656219
The thing about befriending things high explosively is that we have plenty of allies who do it already.
We are more subtle than that

And we have had issues of overextending ourselves and blacking out for days at a time which we have seemed to try to avoid

>>19656227
Speaking of the tank
It's pink isn't it?

So, assuming we calm down Susan by letting her know she's not alone and that we understand how she feels, we're going to need to replace her inventory.
Exchange programs (Bunny/Neko Mode, Clone program), buy her guns, combat violin (hey, we can do Emotion Duets now!), and a new folio or handbag of holding.

>>19656302
No, it's blue with a stylized bunny logo.

>>19656302
Why would it be pink?

Thread's down at the bottom of page 10 now.

>>19656305
Nah a folio of holding to put into her pocket of her apron

>>19656307
>>19656308
I remembered the bunny logo but I thought it was pink for some reason
Must have been thinking of that bolter that Emps gave Nanoha

>>19656325
errrr

bottom of page 9 about to droop to 10*

>>19656331
That's fine. LG'll probably just make a new thread.

yes LG we are here. but we'll be sunk in an hour or so.

>>19656305
The girls are going to have fun buying things for Susan I think
Much more fun than we will have decking her out with bits and pieces she lost

You might want to start a new thread LG, this one is sinking pretty fast.

TO THE LIFEBOATS >>19656383

>>19656367
True, the girls will have more fun, probably to include dressing the two of us up.
But we should still pick up replacements for the items that Susan has lost. She's broke until payday, after all.

>spells
Ok, i forgot the tea-laser, since we seldom use it, and the drain problem happened whenever A-tan is on our tail.

>>19655384
>"So, 50 guptas on him coming back with at least one. . . no, two new women. . . "

We are going to have a mad potato on our throats.

>>19656403
I'm not sure Naru counts as a new woman, and Yuki certainly doesn't.

>>19656419
Yuki doesnt count, true
But Naru is new by my count, after all Erica probably thinks she got erased after we botched her first resurrection

>>19656448
Quite possibly.