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Long before the events of the Spruesworth Saga, Endman of Futuron traveled the farthest reaches of the galaxy seeking treasure, adventure and women.
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Now, having crash-landed on the brutal world of Troparctica, Endman crosses the icy wastes in search of civilization!

At his side is his loyal companion-in-arms Antipolus, the feral M-Tron!
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Armed with only a spear-shafted axe and Antipolus's pistol, the two men find themselves battling a savage beast for the right to cross this perilous ice-bridge!
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Equipment check:

* One spear-shafted axe
* One set oxygen-recycling tanks
* One archaic pistol
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Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Endman of Futuron!

And roll another d12 for whatever Antipolus does!


To roll, put dice+1d12 or noko+dice+1d12 in the email field!
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rolled 11 = 11

Antipolus with contemplate the frigility (BA DUM TS) of life.
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And for those who aren't familiar with Endman:

http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Endman_of_Futuron

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Lego%20Quest
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rolled 8, 2 = 10

1. Endman throws an oxygen tank into the monster's gaping maw!

2. Antipolus fires his pistol at said oxygen tank!
"Smile you son of a bitch!"
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rolled 6 = 6

Attempt to axe it a question. In the face
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>>19680182

"This is a cruel planet we find ourselves adrift on, Futuron!" Antipolus shouts, as his pistol explodes with fury, driving a wedge of carapace off the hideous ice-swan!
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Oh god. Oh god, Lego Quest. My body can not contain this boner. Because Lego.
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>>19680206

An instant later you slide the ancient tanks of Futuron off your shoulders and hurl them toward the creature's maw!

As it catches on the thing's snaggle-toothed jaw you shout for Antipolus to finish the trade!
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...but his pistol jams at the most inopportune moment!
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rolled 10 = 10

LEGOQUESTLEGOQUESTLEGOQUESTLEGOQUESTLEGOQUEST

ROLLING TO PARTICIPATE IN LEGOQUEST
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... Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do!
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rolled 4 = 4

>>19680314

Attempt to tell it the highly pressurized oxygen tank is tasty and it should bite down really hard.
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rolled 12 = 12

>>19680309
GOD WILLS IT
>>19680314
RIP THAT MOTHERFUCKER! IT IS HUGE!
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Your time has long since passed, Endman.

We are the Blacktron. And after us will come the Space Police, followed by the M:Tron, the Blacktron IIs, the Space Police IIs, the Spyrius, the Ice Planet, the Exploriens, the UFO, the Insectoids and the Roboforce... before our universe is permanently conquered by the Star Wars series.

In this grim future, there are no Futuron.
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>>19680342

With a surge of Futuron strength you dig your heels into the glassy surface of the bridge and launch yourself directly at the monster, a deadly projectile to match the denizens of this fierce world!
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With a bellowing cry of rage you bury the head of the axe in its mouth, sending an eruption of blood spraying from the wound!
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>>19680448

Yesssssss
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rolled 2 = 2

>>19680479
>>19680448
Now panic and pussy out.
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In pain and desperation the titanic creature shakes its head to and fro, trying to dislodge you!

Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, Endman!

And roll a d12 for Antipolus as well!
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rolled 5, 9 = 14

>>19680496

1)Attempt to rodeo that bitch.
2)Watch in awe
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rolled 11, 2 = 13

>>19680496
Combro attack, Antipolus shoot the tank again while Endman rides the blastwave to safety (witty one liner optional)
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>>19680515
Suddenly the beast tosses its head, and the axe slips free, sending you hurtling upward into the air!
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As your stomach lurches Antipolus takes dead aim with his remaining eye and fires another shot, splitting your airtank open in a conflagration of fire!

The impact of the explosion tears the ice-swan's jaw apart and sends you tumbling end over end through the frigid air!
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The air is knocked from your lungs as you impact into the bone-chilling water, and your limbs grow insensate as your consciousness begins to fade!

...Roll a d12 and link to this post!
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Somebody else handle this, my rolls have been bad.
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rolled 12 = 12

>>19680749
fuck me sideways, I'll roll to that.
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>>19680759
Wat
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>>19680759
ps that post said "drink the ocean" but he deleted it
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>>19680780
...It's a river...
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>>19680772
The post had said to drink the ocean but put dice in the comment not email field. They probably deleted it because of that.
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Well, someone roll and link to this post!
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rolled 3 = 3

>>19680697

FUUUUUUUUU-
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>>19680817

...
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>>19680817

Told you I was rolling poorly tonight..
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rolled 10 = 10

>>19680697
Find fatty mouth tissue from the ice swan to keep you warm.
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>mfw when i still dont know how to roll

;_;
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>>19680862

type "noko+dice+1d12" in the email field. No quotes
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>>19680862
>>19680154
>To roll, put dice+1d12 or noko+dice+1d12 in the email field!
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rolled 7 = 7

>>19680869
>>19680866
Ok, rolling to that post

>>19680808

What are we rolling for again?
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>>19680759
>>19680780
so... who's up for looking for an ocean once we're safe?
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>>19680817

The last thing you see before your vision slips away is Antipolus watching you helplessly from the bridge!
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rolled 11 = 11

>>19680894
Antipolus

Cry a single manly tear.
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>>19680894
Anti, now's your time to shine!
1: knowledge check: can I fucking swim without dying?
2: swim in after Endman anyway, he's our buddy and he needs us!
3: asses health
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rolled 5, 8, 7 = 20

>>19680924
>roll+3d12
FUCK
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we're boned aren't we`
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>>19680943

Royally, I expect.
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You float through chilling darkness, skin burning with the cold, when light begins to filter into your eyes and you momentarily surface back to conscious thinking. Your suit is covered in a layer of frost, but none the worse for wear, and as you awaken your Futuron senses realize someone else is nearby!
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Pushing yourself upward with all your strength, you catch a glimpse of-
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f5f5f5f5
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rolled 1 = 1

>>19681008
Oh shi- oh shi- oh shit!

Roll to awareness! Get up! Where are we? No fuck that for later, who are we with!?
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"Rest easy, out-worlder," the beauteous woman says in a strangely-accented voice.

"Your spirit had almost left, but your body is strong."
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>>19681021
Fffffffff
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And with that you tumble back into blackness again. At some point you drift almost to the surface, enough to be aware of being dragged across the ice to the rhythmic shuffle of ski-steps before sleep takes you once more.
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rolled 4 = 4

Roll to mumble the name of our friend, who we failed to save, in our slumber
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The smell of burning fat accompanies you as you journey back to wakefulness. As your eyes open once more, the sizzle and pop of the fire greets your ears.

Shifting posture, you see another figure in the small cramped room!
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rolled 10 = 10

>>19681173
mmmm, fat
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rolled 1 = 1

Antipolus: search for town with adventurers to help you find/rescue Endman
ADVENTURE
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"Awake at last, out-worlder," the man says gruffly. "What does 'Antipolus' mean? Is that your name?"

"Speak!"

What will you do, Futuron?


>>19681186
Ouch.
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rolled 3 = 3

>>19681224
Rolling to speak

"is... iss... IS FRIEND!"
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>>19681224

Well, he's my pal who got left behind when I fell into the river. We're from Space! Also thanks for saving my ass, I thought I was boned.
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rolled 8 = 8

>>19681224
panic and try to explain EVERYTHING AT ONCE. Express interest in treasure, adventure and women.
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>>19681245

Also let's tell him our name is Todd.
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>>19681235

"Hah!" the man laughs, rolling you onto your back with the butt of his spear. "The mutterings I would expect from a drowned river-grat!"
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rolled 5 = 5

>>19681224
Monster ate our friend
We're from space!
We like treasure
And women... where is woman?
Where are we?
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"My sister should have left you to the spirit world!"

Suddenly a flap opens and a shadow spills in from the bright outside!
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rolled 6 = 6

>>19681319
oh shi-!

Grab the spear before he does something with it that would be totally bad for us
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"Yeg, do not be cruel to him," the woman chides, entering with another man who bears a resemblance to her. "He is but an out-worlder. He knows nothing of this place."

"I am Vu, of the Tluk people. This is my brother, Yeg, and my other brother Gen."

What will you do now, Futuron?


>You don't need to roll unless I ask for it
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>>19681388

Thank her for saving our ass, ask if she knows what happened to Anti and/or our bitchin' spearaxe.
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"Hah! Treasure?" Yeg scoffs. "Spoken like a clothless Southlander!"
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>>19681413

"When I found you, you were alone. There were no others. And you had no weapons, only the strange clothing you wear."

As she says this she lowers her gaze and flashes a look from behind the encroaching spear-heads of her protective brothers.

"I do not know how far this ice-bridge is. Perhaps the shaman can say."


What now?
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Thank the woman for saving us and tell her a little about us. Then ask how we can find that monster thing. We must avenge our bro since we failed to save him
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>>19681522
Ask to speak to this shaman, like humbly like and all.
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>>19681543
Just did that.

>>19681522
I suppose we should go see this shaman. Let's also try and see if we can't talk to Vu alone without her brother constantly threatening us with a spear.
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>>19681543

You spin out a tale of high adventure, culminating with your crash-landing on this world and the arduous trek made with brave Antipolus across its frozen surface.

The others consider this for a moment before the other brother, Gen, speaks up.

"If your friend was left on the ice his spirit has surely fled, out-worlder. No man may survive such a thing."

Perhaps... but although you feel now is not the time to boast of Futuron constitution, Antipolus may be equal to the task!


What now?
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>>19681584
>>19681576

"Perhaps not," an aged but nonetheless harsh voice intones.
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>>19681610

Ask Vu to take us to the Shaman, I suppose
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"Men from the sky are often crafty and hard to kill... are they not, out-worlder?"
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The ancient being is wizened and gnarled, but a fierce gleam shines in his gimlet eyes as he grips his staff.

Your eyes trail up it and stop, stunned by the gem atop it! Though roughly hewn its immense value is immediately clear!

What will you do now, Futuron?
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>>19681685
>shamanlamandingdong
"They are indeed! Like me!"
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>>19681728
Mm...ask where the ice bridge is. If there're any ice bridges nearby. If we find Antipolus, we can maybe consider nabbing that gem together. But not now.
...Perhaps we should not steal it. They were kind enough to save us, after all. But finding Antipolus comes first!
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>>19681728
Try and forget about the gem as we ask of monsters, ice bridges and whatnot. Maybe we can ask for the gem as a reward for something in the future. Better to not try and steal it, the old dude sure seems to know his shit
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>>19681728

Also we taste bad. Pleasedon'teatme.

Ask him the same stuff we asked Vu (Anti, spearaxe), and see if we can find out where the gem came from.
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>>19681749
>>19681785
>>19681792

"I know the bridge you speak of, out-worlder," the shaman says, appraising you with his gaze. "It is far from here, and the sun is too low. It will be dark soon. You may stay here with us tonight, and tomorrow Yeg and Gen will take you to it."
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"Here, out-worlder. Eat," the brother, Gen, says, offering you a piece of strange fatty meat as the others pass around roasting pieces of some dire animal.
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>>19681914
>>19681890

Well, running out into the dark frozen wastelands alone seems like a suicidally bad idea, at least three of these people seem friendly enough, and we are probably pretty hungry. We sould probably take them up on their offer. Hopefully Anti is doing ok alone.
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>>19681792

"This staff?" he asks, instantly guarded. "It is a powerful totem, out-worlder. The Southlanders bathe in gems like these, but the stone you see before you has been passed down through the ages from the first Tluk who sprung from the ocean, as you yourself did."


What now?
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rolled 1 = 1

>>19681986
Look at the woman, and say,

"So, you're saying I'm quite a rare gem to find?"

And give her a wink.
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>>19682002
>rolled 1 = 1

Classic Lego Quest seduction rolls, ladies and gentlemen.
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>>19682034
*shrug*
I've been here since the Spaceman days. It's nothing new.
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>>19682002

"The only things I've ever seen wash up on shore are dead grats," she says, with a mocking gleam in her eyes.
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>>19681986

If we don't get our shit kicked in by her brothers for our abysmal flirting attempt, we should make a mental note that there is an assload of valuable gems in the south. And probably thank them for their hospitality.
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>>19682002
all dat lego spaghetti
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When the last of the blubbery meat has been devoured and the fire gutters, the old shaman turns toward the flap and beckons the woman to follow.

"You may sleep here with the men, out-worlder. Vu will sleep in the shreep-pen tonight."
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"The shaman sleeps in the shrine-tent," Gen explains as the two brothers roll out coarse furred mats.

"None of your strange tricks, out-worlder," Yeg glowers as he sinks prone.


What's the plan, Futuron? I'll give you a few.
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Do we want to try to sneak out and see her? She did give us that look before... maybe there's more going on than meets the eye? I don't necessarily mean romantically either. The "I can't tell you in front of them" kind of look, else I miss my guess.
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>>19682211
>>19682182
Shreeps?

...Shreeps. Shreeps! Say you'll be back soon and go to the shreep pen!

Alternatively, sleep, try to wake up after a few hours, and sneak out to go see some shreep prancing in the dark.
Shreep!
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rolled 2 = 2

i don't even know how it happens since i only come on 4chan like once a week tops, but every time i visit teeg i find a legoquest in progress. haven't missed a single one since the beginning.
>>19682211
sneak out and see yo gal.
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Man, forget about the girl, let's go see some Shreep!
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>>19682249
this
if its only a chance of sexy time don't bother, we need our rest to rescue our bro!
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Just as the old man said, the sun soon dips below the horizon and plunges the land into freezing darkness! For hours you lie, until the sounds of the two men sleeping even out and you are sure they slumber...

...but a Futuron can never be too crafty!

Roll a d12 and link to this post to sneak out!
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>>19680420
oh my god, sadstalgia
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>>19682433

Somebody else do it, my 3 is why we're in this mess in the first place.
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>>19682448
I built so many walkers patterned after that Blacktron model.

Every faction had a couple.
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rolled 5 = 5

>>19682433
Oh boy legoquest!

rolling for ADVENTURE
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rolled 11 = 11

>>19682433
I'm the anon who rolled the 1 for seduction.
Tonight we sneak out.
For the spirit of adventure!
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>>19682495
YOU GOOFED WE HAD IT MADE IN THE NEXT POST
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rolled 1 = 1

>>19682433
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>>19682587
How'd we get our oxygen tanks back?
>>19682523
That's always been the harsh yet just pain of Lego Quest. He goes with who posts first.
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>>19682523
It's OK man, low rolls are just as entertaining as high ones.

In fact, legoquest wouldn't be half as good without the low rolls.
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>>19682495

Excited by the twin Futuron lusts - the prospect of adventure and sowing your bold seed across the Universe, you spring forward... and into the lap of the sleeping Yeg!
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>>19682506

Thinking quickly, you mutter about the blubber running its course and wince, an act that seems to mollify the suspicions of the fierce native.

He sinks back down from his elbows and rolls over, appearing to drowse once more!
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>>19682631

I don't know what you're talking about shut up
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rolled 11 = 11

>>19682688
smooth moves edawg.
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rolled 3 = 3

>>19682688
Actually go to the restroom (or at least try too) to make sure they aren't following you, and then head over to the woman
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Mere moments later you slip out and locate the shreep pen! Your footsteps are obscured by the shrill wind and the flapping of the eaves as you approach.

Once inside the smell of the animals assails your senses, as does the warmth emanating from within! As you step into the pen the woman Vu rises from sleep and gazes upon you!

"You are a bold one, out-worlder."

What will you do now, Futuron?
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>>19682749

Damn right I am, I'm from SPACE! Also, you seemed a bit... elusive before. Is there something going on that they didn't tell me?
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rolled 7 = 7

>>19682749
"I'm sorry. Your allure is such that it powers through the smell of shreep, across the icy wastes, and strikes me deep into my heart.
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>>19682749
SHREEP! Heheheahahahaha they're SO CUTE
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>>19682779

"You have a keen mind, out-worlder," Vu murmurs. "My brothers do not trust you, even though they may have paid you kindnesses. They say men from the sky are bad omens. I think they might send your spirit away when you leave with them."
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>>19682858

That's what I was afraid of.
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>>19682858
"Then I shall have to convince them I am no omen. Can't be /that/ hard. I am sure that they will see reason, soon enough."
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rolled 3 = 3

>>19682858
>dirty deeds done snow cheap
"I can handle your brothers. But perhaps it would be safe... to leave part of my spirit... with you. Where it may live forever... in your heart."
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"What will you do, out-worlder?" Vu asks, reclining back on her elbows.


...Roll a d12 for whatever you do, Futuron!
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rolled 5 = 5

>>19682883
Asks if she has a weapon, that we may use to defend ourselves in the future. Also ask if she can spare a Shreep to use as a mount.
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rolled 2, 5 = 7

>>19682883

Obligatory romance roll, then a roll to see if she will escape with us and help us find Antipolus!
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rolled 9 = 9

>>19682883
Her.
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>>19682895
Seconded, we should leave tonight!
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>>19682895

"A weapon? The spears are all in the yurt where my brothers lie. I have only this knife," Vu exclaims, holding the piece of tusk up in the dim light.

One of the shreep snorts and Vu laughs. "Ride a shreep? Such a thing could not be done!"
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>>19682954
Then we shall have to rely on just our wits, and avoid any icy beasts.
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rolled 11 = 11

>>19682883
Put ponos in vagooo.
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rolled 6 = 6

>>19682954
>I've seen enough hentai to see where this is going
or
>Freudian brick
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"Oh... you want to..."

"I cannot, out-worlder. Tonight is a night of ill omens even without your presence. Such a child would be a curse."
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rolled 5 = 5

>>19683003
Sneak back and grab a spear.
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rolled 12 = 12

Well, we had to try.

>>19683003
Sneak into tent, grab weapons/food, peace out. Invite Vu to tag along for ADVENTURE
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rolled 3 = 3

>>19683003
>dat bottom left mini
"Trust me, I'm not a BAD omen. And you ain't gonna have no babies"
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>>19683016

Nooooo mmyyy twweelllvveeeee
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What's the plan, future-man?
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rolled 11 = 11

>>19683018
this
>>19683024
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Mount a shreep. In the non-sexual way. Saddle up, space cowboy!
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>>19683018
>>19683016

"Take me with you, I beg," Vu hisses. "There is nothing for me here, and you will surely be lost if you set out into the wastes alone."

"And you are not entirely unappealing..." she adds.
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Set fire to something, for use as a light.
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rolled 10 = 10

>>19683087
take a shreep with us, we may need to ton ton this shit
also get some last minute supplies from the tent (looking in before to see if its safe and theres not an ambush using Vu as bait)
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With Futuron cunning you creep into the yurt and make off with a pair of spears!

"Quickly, out-worlder," Vu whispers as the two of you pass by the shaman's hut. "The canoe is this way."

You debate once again the merits of shreep-riding, but then your keen Futuron eye catches sight of something - tracks leading away from the shaman's tent!


What will you do, Futuron?
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>>19683087
>I hate living with my family, herds, and relative safety of this hunting tribe!
>Take me with you, Endman!
Sure thing. Make that two shreep we need.
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>>19683111
Tell her the canoe can wait while we go track Santa's footprints and see where they lead.

Sneakily.
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>>19683111
The tracks head in the wrong direction, continue to the river!
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>>19683111

We already know there's a bunch of gems to the south... I vote we cheese it while we have the chance, besides we have to find Anti sooner rather than later.
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>>19683103
And some of this stuff too.
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"I still believe you mad, out-worlder," Vu chides as you double back and return with a pair of obliging shreep. "No one has ever ridden a shreep before."


Anything else before you set off?
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>>19683206
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI6984KMSPw
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>>19683206
"What on earth do you do with a shreep then?"
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>>19683206

I guess we're set on bringing the shreep. Alrighty then. Let's get the hell out of dodge. Antipolus could be in danger!
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>>19683206
We ride!
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>>19683241

But... Canoe...
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>>19683249
The canoe will be there when we return!
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>>19683249
WE RIDE ON THE CANOE
NOTHING COULD GO WRONG
AND IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY YOUR ESCAPE ROUTES ARE EVERYWHERE AND YOUR SHREEP CAN BE USED AS A FLOATATION DEVICE
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>>19683222

"We do almost everything else EXCEPT ride them!" Vu laughs. "Shreep were made for this place, you know. The first people to come out of the water made them with thick fur to survive the cold nights on the ice."

As she speaks the two of you reach the canoe moored at the water's edge. The frigid water laps against its side in the moonlight as she herds the obliging shreep aboard.
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>>19683304
>The first people to come out of the water made them with thick fur
Ask her about these first people
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Pressed close up against the shreep, you can taste their heady aroma in your mouth.

Slowly, weighted down with the animals and its passengers, the canoe slips through the water.

"This water runs opposite of the way you floated," Vu explains.
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>>19683322
Tell me your secrets,
Shreep.

>it's not as bad as flying Delta
I hear that.

How does the water run opposite the way we came?
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>>19683314

"The first people? They say that long ago, before any of the Tluk people, or any of the Southlanders, the first people lived under the water. They came here from the sky, like you did."

As you listen to her tale, your eyes catch sight of something ahead, another craft on the water, slipping away out of view!
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>>19683338
Stand on a Shreep to get a better view!
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>>19683338
Eh, let it go. Let's listen to her creation story.

There's no need to mention it to here at all. Nope. Our little secret.
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>>19683338

Might be the shaman, sneaking off to be sneaky. I have a feeling we'll run into him before long.
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>>19683349

Claiming vantage to scout for any dangers ahead, you clamber atop one of the shreep and crane your neck!

The figure in the distance turns, and just before it disappears he catches sight of you...
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>>19683377
He stole the Shaman's gem! We should steal it from him!
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>>19683377

That SCOUNDREL! I wanted to steal that gem!
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Oh, what fun that was!

I hope everyone is ready for the next part of ENDMAN AND THE WOMEN OF TROPARCTICA!

Tune in tomorrow night!
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I TOOOOLD YOU TO FOLLOW SANTA'S TRACKS

BUT NOOOO
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>>19683416

Indeed! Thank you sir. Any idea what time tomorrow night?
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>>19683428

Hopefully around 20:00 4chan time. I could run it a little earlier if I finish making all the stuff for the next part.
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This was AWESOME!
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>>19683452

Thanks, anon! I love doing it, so I'm glad people like it!
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They say that Eskimo women have the warmest internal temperatures, I wonder if it's the same with these snow people.
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All right, if there aren't any questions for me, I'm going to bed.
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>>19683555

Fixing to do the same, thanks again for the ADVENTURES
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Back among the living and ready for more!

...Well, maybe in a few hours.
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>>19680420
And I meant to post this last night, but
>Implying Endman hasn't dealt with Blacktrons before

>but heesnow
Hmm, you're right, Captcha. Technically Endman's dealing with the Blacktrons is still in his future.
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>>19686272
M-Tron too.

http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Blacktrons
http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/M-Tron
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>>19686279

Don't suppose there next lego quest is out there somewhere?
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>>19688792
>Don't suppose there next lego quest is out there somewhere?

It will be in about fifteen minutes!
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>>19688894

Huzza!


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