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WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.

1 A butler may not injure his mistress or, through inaction, allow his mistress to come to harm.
2 A butler must obey the orders given to him by his mistress except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3 A butler must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.

>ARCHIVES HERE
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest
>archive.foolz HERE
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/
-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

"How about this? The loser has to be the winner's short-skirted, flirty maid for a day?"
"Winner picks the costume?" She asks
"Of course." you answer her.
"You, mr_totally_gonna_lose, have a deal." She reaches an arm up to shake your hand..
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>Goddammit typed monster truck TWICE.
Susan looks at the two of you from across the feild of cars, the tall vehicle she was in giving her a nice clear view of the scene.
As she watches the two of you interacting she sets her jaw into a firm line and looks away.
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"Okay kids, You have your maps, you have your punchcards, the starting order will be determined by the numbers on your vehicles and you will be heading out in 1 minute intervals."
The dude says from a table with a punch clock on it.
"Good luck, and drive safe. NOW LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE FUCKING ROAD!"

The race has begun.
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>>19681784
Fuck yeah!
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>>19681784
Let's floor it!
We'll drive, Touma navigates.
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You watch as the first three teams set out from the gate.
Susan, driving the blue monstertruck is the first to go.
The hearse and the motorized bed, follows.
It's your turn now, you pull up to the dude's table and Touma dashes off to punch the time.
He jumps into the car after a few seconds and you pull out of the parkinglot into the main road.

[ ]floor it
[ ]test the waters first
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>>19681847
>[ ]test the waters first
Because something or other.

I'm tired. Goodnight, MSQ.
>>
[x]test the waters first
Touma's unluck will be countered by our skill, but no stupid risks.
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>>19681847
[x]test the waters first
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>>19681847
[x]test the waters first
I want to floor it, but it's better to be careful at this point of the race.
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>>19681847
[x]test the waters first
Test the handling, acceleration, and breaking. And make sure the aircon works.
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>>19681847
[ ]test the waters first
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You decide it would be best to test the waters first for the next few kilometers.
You wouldn't want risking a crash this early on in the race.

TOuma has the map out and is trying to unsuccesfully navigate the course.
"Err... I think.. Uh... We go straight."
He tells you as he consults the upside-down map.
"We don't really have any other choice though." you tell him as you drive down the highway.

Behind you, some of the other competitors are catching up.
[ ]block them
[ ]let them pass
[ ]other
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>>19682044
Let them pass, let errybody else burn out early on in the course.
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>>19682044
[x]let them pass
If there are state troopers on the highway, we let them get caught first.
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>>19682044
[x] Let them pass
Long race, plenty of chance to catch up.
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>>19682044
Were allowed to sabotage other racers, just no magic right? And the normal populace cant see anything too strange? No explosions right off the bat... buuut.
[ ]Other - Deploy Slider Slick.
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You pull a little to the right, allowing those behind you to pass on the right.
The pink caddy driven by Shirou passes you, followed by Hina and Amazoness in their jeep.

Gai and Erica's motorcycle appear in your side mirrors, speeding like a bat out of hell.
YOu see Erica pull out a pistol as they pass on your left.
She's aiming for your tires.

WAT DO?
[ ] VEHICULAR COMBAT
[ ] EVADE
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>>19682237
[X ] VEHICULAR COMBAT
MAD MAX TIME BITCHES!
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>>19682237
[x] VEHICULAR COMBAT
"Touma! Take the wheel!"
Use our pistol, exchange fire.
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>>19682237
[ ] VEHICULAR COMBAT
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>>19682237
[x] Evade

We are in lower manhattan, theres cops about!
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>>19682237
Ahhh Erika, smart enough to know you should take us out early, too bad you're the only one who thought of that.

Vehicular combat.
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>>19682237
>motorcycle vs Weinermobile
>evade
Ahaha no.
[x] CAR COMBAT
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>>19682237
[x]vehicular combat
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>>19682295
Oh shit, that's right! The race starts in Manhattan!
[x[ EVADE!
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>>19682237
>Weinermobile
>Evading anything
Yeah, no.
Combat.
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You roll your window down as you see her do this.
"Really Erica? REALLY? You want to start butting heads this early?"
"YEP." She grins as she pulls the trigger.
You swerve to the side and narrowly avoid her shot, but she lines it up again.
"NOOOOOPE." You quickly pull out your silver flask and throw out a healthy amount of Slider out your window.

Gai squeezes his brakes and the motorcycle screeches to avoid the streak of liquid.
He knows what your up to, but it's to late.
His front wheel hits the patch of potion and they spin out of control into the dirt shoulder.
You speed away leaving them in your dust.
"I'll get you for that one!!!" Erica screams at you from the sidecar.

SHE MAD.
[ ]floor it
[ ]go as before
[ ]other
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>>19682476
Now I think it's time to floor it.
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>>19682476
[x]go as before
Wait until we're clear of the city before we speed up.
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>>19682476
[ ]floor it
Accelerate! To 30 MPH!
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>>19682498
I'm going to agree, does this thing play the oscar meyer themesong like an icecream truck?
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>>19682476
[x] gotta go fast
Also, break out the snacks.
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>>19682476
"DON'T START NUTTIN', WON'T BE NUTTIN', BITCH!"
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>>19682476
Floor it while laughing maniacally
Question can we get in our strikers and use them to give the wiener mobile more speed?
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>>19682664
As long as nobody local sees us doing it, yeah. Thankfully, we can turn invisible.
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>>19682476
[x]other

HOW DO YOU LIKE MY SAUSAGE NOW, ERICA?
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>>19682664
Speaking of which we need to get a pair of strikers made for Susan. And go back to SWD and troll the gnomes with the female version of us
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>>19682664
>use strikers to boost speed
>mfw

http://youtu.be/iNrjtYd_BsM
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>>19682730
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJHmQwwrHT0

superior version
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rolled 77 = 77

Starting a bit late are we 0.o

I mean, damn.

>miss ftinurby
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rolled 50 = 50

>>19682822
Don't be wasting your lifesaving roles so early Derm...

[X]go as before
Also, set up tiny patches of Moltov to blow up when they catch back up, be funny to just take our time going through this just to make sure Gai and Erica keep on crashing.
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Something to watch while we wait for LG
Wacky Racers 01 - See-Saw to Arkansas

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaDAHUU1S9w&feature=related
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You floor it, all the while chuckling at your girlfriend's predicament.
The Weinermobile may look unweildy but it drives pretty well.
The beefy v8 under the hood gives the large frame the power that you need.
It accelerates slowly, about as fast as a loaded minivan, but the speed it could pull in the longhaul is decent.

You speed down the highway just a fraction below the limit onwards to the next checkpoint.
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A few hours later, as you and Touma cruise down another stretch of empty road, snacks in your laps, the two of you try and figure out the map.

There's a large X marking the next checkpoint, but you're not quite sure where you were.
There's an exit coming up a few kilometers ahead, and another one right after that.
One leads to a suburbian community connected to a city, The other cuts through some fields and circumnavigates the city itself.

The route through the city is shorter, but you expect that there may be some traffic on the roads.
The road that avoids the city is marked as a dirt trail, and is quite longer.

WAT PATH TO CHOOSE?
[ ]city
[ ]dirt trail
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>>19682872
>suburbia
NO NO NO NO
[x] dirt road
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>>19682872
Do we know what time period this is? Because, Kraus should be able to connect to the cellular network, get on the Internet, and see what the traffic is like as well as helping us with GoogleMaps and a GPS function.
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rolled 51 = 51

>>19682848

My dice cannot be stopped. Ever.

>>19682872

Dirt.
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>>19682872
City, we aren't driving an off road vehicle
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>>19682872
Check like >>19682891 said but probably dirt.
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>>19682872
i am going to say dirt trail, just so we get ambused out of the way instead of in the city. colateral damage and all that
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[ ]dirt trail
Dude out here we can use Molotov without causing a terrorist related panic.
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>>19682872
[x]dirt trail
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we should also get touma to start practicing hanging out of the windows for future encounters, so he can anti-magic slap any car we come near.
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rolled 43 = 43

Augh, it is too late for me to quest.

Lookout, I bequeath my powers unto you for the next 3 hours or so.

So I guess you'll be a slightly average piece of shit???
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>>19683042
So in a way he'd be our lookout.

That was bad and I feel bad...
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>>19682891

This
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"Kraus, can you scout out tose two routes?" YOu ask your device/partner.
"HERE'S THE LOWDOWN COCKEATER. THE CITY ROUTE HAS COPS. LOTSA COPS. WHY? HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW. THERE'S JUST LOADS OF THEM LIKE THERE WAS A FUCKING PARADE. THE DIRT ROAD IS ROUGH, ROUGH AS SHIT. BY MY ESTIMATE IT'LL TAKE THIS DICK-WAGON OF YOURS 3 HOURS TO GO THROUGH THERE. THE CITY, AS LONG AS YOU DOn'T GET DELAYED, SHOULD ONLY TAKE AN HOUR OR SO.
"Thanks man." you tell him as TOuma breaks out some snacks.
"So.. What now?" He asks as he digs into a bag of chips

[ ]city
[ ]dirt road
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>>19682891
This.
Dirt road if traffic is bad or unable to connect.

Is there a reason we don't have a smartphone or cellular tablet?
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>>19683145
[x]dirt road
"I don't trust 5-0 man. let's take the country road."
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>>19683145
[x]dirt road
With that many cops, there likely IS a parade. And we don't want to have to deal with a cop scanning our license plate and having it come up as stolen, like what happened to the real Wienermobile.

Just make sure to take it easy on the dirt road; we don't want to destroy the suspension this early in the race.
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>>19683145
[x] dirt
Coat the undercarriage with Slider if the ride's bad enough to bottom out.
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>>19683145
Well on the dirt road we can test more things out but I am tempted to run through the city just to get the cops all riled up and cause some havoc
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Go through city, hand out complimentary donuts while rolling with the parade.
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>>19683145
Let's take the city, try to obey all laws, including avoiding other racers.

>iscarthe second
>The All Seeing Captcha
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Fuck the police, we can attach unbreakable saucers to the hubcaps that are larger than the actual wheels and go offroading like a baws.
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>>19683226
Unfortunately we never learned that magic glue potion.
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>>19683226
and hencheforth our car will be known as the Dirty Sausage
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>>19683145
take the city route. obey all laws.
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Know what, changing to city. We cant waste two hours.
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>>19683238
Do we have any other way to affix things together?
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>>19683226
Place saucers under the car.
Float it across the dirtroad.
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>>19683288
As long as nobody sees us doing it.
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>>19683293
Dude this is America, seeing cigar shaped flying aircraft isn't that rare.
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>>19683302
Continue...
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>dirt wins by my count

"We go offroading." you answer your navigator.
"But this thing isnt an off-road vehicle!"
"We'll make do." you answer as you pass the first exit and turn into the one leading up into the fields.

As you make the transition from asphalt to dirt, you throw out four saucers and fly them under the car.
"Kraus, make sure those stay level."
"YOU GOT IT WEINER-1."
The saucers enlarge, and begin levitating your vehicle off the surface by a few inches.
"Nice thinking!" Touma tell you offering a high-five.
YOu give that magic-cancelling arm of his an awkward glance and say, "Yeah... No. Make sure to keep that thing off the car while I float us through."
"You got it." He answers as he sticks his right hand into his pocket.

**Roll for saved time**
>taking the 6th roll
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rolled 71 = 71

>>19683380
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rolled 44 = 44

>>19683380
Hotdog hotrod.
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rolled 54 = 54

>>19683380
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rolled 79 = 79

>>19683380
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rolled 79 = 79

>>19683380

lets roll.
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>>19683357
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vUQIynCNYU
This ones clearly fake, but really aren't they all?
Seriously they see anything weird and their all "ALIEN!"
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rolled 69 = 69

>>19683380
Poor Touma his majaik canceling arm is a hell of a burden at times it seems

Ah well gotta go fast!
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>>19683411
>69
>while driving a penis joke car
We need to run into Erica now
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>>19683411
>69
Eh. Average time saved.
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Slaanesh is watching us always.
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>>19683417

>6 hours saved
>9 times attacked by Erica, which failed.
>madmadmad
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how about visiting the doctor after the sim and yell at him a bit?
maybe susan and alt. demension hayate could ... sort of merge back together if we turned susan to a boy again
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>>19683436
But it would only take three hours to traverse it normally.
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>>19683444
Nah we do that if she can't settle in here.
anyway he has been in the future and he knew she arrived
"when that kid gets here make sure she feels welcome" I believe he said
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>>19683444
>turn susan to a boy again
Nope. Not happening.
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>>19683444
And three for the veto. I'm personally hoping that we end up in a vaguely twincesty but ultimately nonsexual relationship with her.

Though I will be completely fine if we bone her.
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using this method, in just about under an hour, you eat up most of the detour.

There, in the distance, you spot Susan's monster truck chugging across the bumpy road fabulously.

The thing is massive, and in spots it actually straddles the narrow road and flattens the tall grass on either side.
She's fast, but not very fast.
Your saucer boosted speed easily catching up to the blue thing.

[ ]pass her
[ ]attack her
[ ]other

>>19683436
Congratulations, you went back 3 hours in time.
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>>19683493
I read a doujin like that once.

and then the mom bursts in and is like "Oh bee-tee-dubz, I'm actually your father! Suck mah dick!"
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rolled 69 = 69

>>19683499
[x]attack her
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>>19683499
Stick with her, (fly?) up beside her and ask about an alliance, that way we can both take care of the competition and then have a straight race between ourselves.
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>>19683499
[x]other
It doesn't matter if Hayate wins or Susan wins, as long as they both beat Erica.
Mentillate to Susan, inform her of the bet conditions, and regardless of which one wins, we both have to beat Erica.

Then we lob some Slider at each other.
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>>19683517
This.
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>>19683517
This sounds better than throwing Slider at each other.
Ayasaki victory, no matter which one of us crosses the line first.
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Gentlemen. We have a long drive ahead of us. You know what that means.

We need some drivin' tunes.

ZZ Top is always good for road trips.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn2-b_opVTo
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Chat. Bring her in on the bet and say we both need to beat Erica
Also see how she is liking the monster truck
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>>19683517
We're both Hayate. Technically, whichever version of us wins, we both win. So we should try not to knock one another out, so as to double our shots at winning.

SHENANIGANS!
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>>19683499
[x]other
Diplomacy bet shenanigans.
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>>19683535
>road trip music
>not Sultans of Swag
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo-J1wf2KHc
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>>19683594
Oh fuck. Nostalgia'd HARD.
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You pull up alongside the monster truck, flying your rig just a few inches above the grass.
As you did this, you mentillated your 'twin'.
'Hey, how about a truce?'
'A truce?' she asks
'we watch each other's backs and go for a 1-2 finish.'
'Interesting proposal. Does this have anything to do with your bet against Erica?'
'Yep. I want to see her squirm. So, what about it?'

**ROLLEM**
>taking the 5th roll
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>>19683594
See, I'm from Texas. And as much as I hate the bass-ackwards state, if there's one thing Texan I'm proud of, it's probably ZZ Top.
That, or pre-Cape Canaveral NASA.

Not hating on your music. Just saying my tastes are a bit different.
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rolled 17 = 17

>>19683636
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rolled 21 = 21

>>19683636
Rollin.
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rolled 59 = 59

>>19683636

contribute!
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rolled 100 = 100

>>19683636
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rolled 97 = 97

>>19683636
WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE
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rolled 48 = 48

>>19683636
>>
rolled 100 = 100

>>19683658
>>19683659
wow ... so close to 100, but not that far too
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rolled 72 = 72

>>19683658
What a shame.
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>>19683658
>4th roll
FUUUU-

>>19683659
>5th roll
Alright, I'm cool with that.
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rolled 11 = 11

>>19683664
Inorite
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>>19683658
>>19683664
WHAT
WHAT
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>>19683658
>>19683659
>>19683664
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>>19683658
>>19683659
>>19683664

holy jezus, you broke it bro
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just caught up with the archive now. also, it seems we keep up well with wasting 100.
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>>19683658
>>19683659
>>19683664
Not only do I not even, I have lost the ability to even ever again.
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>>19683691
That is a job and a half to catch up through the archive.
Welcome brother! Your dedication is a blessing
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>>19683705
That's odd...
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Hey, LG.

Whatever happened to that... "oregano" we found in the sim with Keima?

Just curious.
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>>19683659
'Her offer was pretty tempting though...'
'I'll throw in an all expenses paid shopping trip if we pull this off.' you tell her.
'My dear 'brother', are you actually trying to bribe me?' she says in mock disbelief
'Yes, yes I am.' You tell her cockily.
'Then you have yourself a deal. I did kinda wanted to see you in that "slutty bdsm maid outfit" she was talking about though.'
'... Please don't make me lose.' you plead.
'You got it. Lead the way with your Weiner-truck and we'll follow.'
'10-4, Smokey.'
'Just get on with it, Ass-Bandit.'

You pull up ahead of her just as the dirtroad makes way to asphalt again.
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An hour or so later, now driving the weinermobile back on the ground, You wonder just where the others, specifically Erica, could be.
'Any sign of them?' you ask Susan
'Nope. noone's passed me since I left the starting line.'

**ROLLEM**
>taking the 5th roll
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rolled 53 = 53

>>19683786
Bracing for ambush. You just KNOW that if we thought of forging an alliance, so did Erica.
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rolled 48 = 48

>>19683786
We can't stop here, this is Witch country.
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rolled 6 = 6

>>19683786
Are we going to be seeing Smokey and the Bandit cameos now?
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rolled 18 = 18

>>19683786
Dice.
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rolled 48 = 48

>>19683786
ERICA OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE!
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rolled 2 = 2

>>19683786
dice rollan
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rolled 88 = 88

>>19683786
>>
rolled 91 = 91

>>19683786
rollin
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>find a running quest
I can life with this
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>>19683816

looks like she's out for blood and is gaining on us.
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rolled 65 = 65

>>19683816
Might happen with that roll

Also rolling to correct my fail roll
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rolled 66 = 66

Lol.
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>>19683816
You hear sirens in the distance, the sound of about half a dozen policecars tearing ass towards you.
'Come-out come-out wherever you aaaaaaare...' Erica mentillates you.
"SHIT! It's the cheese. FLOOR IT!" Touma tells you as he now also notices the sirens.
"I'm more afraid of Erica." You tell him as you push the absurd vehicle to it's limits.

You lean out of the window, and try to see behind Susan's monster truck that was on your tail.
And that's when you find Erica.

A police cruiser ramps over the crest of a hill, the German girl at the wheel.
Gai is sitting in the passenger's seat stoically.
As it crashes back down onto the road, sparks flying from under it, she looks straight at you and grins evilly.
"FOUND YOU!" She screams as she continues to abuse the beat-up law enforcement vehicle.

WAT DO?
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>>19684017
More slider
Tea Laser while they dodge
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>>19684017
What else?

High-speed gunfight.
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>>19684017
Spike strip made out of cutlery.
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>>19684017
Keep flooring it. Have a clone drop a stream of molotov then ignite it when erica runs over it. But make sure Susan knows and is ready.
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>>19684017
Mentillate to Susan our plan so she doesn't get caught in it.
Generate a clone. Have it release some Slider behind us to get rid of some of the mooks, then put down a puddle of Molotov to try to shake Erica.
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>>19684017
Pop a clone, send him climbing over Susan's truck, and dump Slider all over the place.
Then mentilate the Dude and ask him if we need to finish the race in the vehicles we started in.
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>>19684017
Can we make some caltrops with our unlimited cutlery works / tea service summoning?
Otherwise it is time
CRAZY IVAN!
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>>19684040

Best idea since we have to keep "lowprofile"
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You release a clone and have him jump from between your vehicle and onto Susan's.
He's carrying a small barrel of slider you had stored in Kraus.

"Wait, who's driving?" She asks the you that was on her hood.
"I am." you tell her.
"Wat?"
"Copies, I'll tell you later." you say as you jump onto the truck's bed.
"Right now, we have to lose the police Erica brought with her."

You uncork the barrel and the Slider pours out onto the road.
"NOPE. NEVER AGAIN BUTLER BOY." Erica tells you as she swerves onto the shoulder to avoid the oil-slick.
The police that was after her were less than prepared though.

4 of the 6 cars run through the Slider and lose control, coming to rest in the ditches lining both sides of the road.
"HAHAHAHA! Thanks for the assist! Now get ready!" She floors the car.
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In the weiner mobile, you ask the dude mentally if switching cars was permissible in this race.
'As long as you have your punchcard with you when you cross the checkpoints, it doesnt matter.' he tells you.

**Rollem**
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rolled 85 = 85

>>19684149
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rolled 19 = 19

>>19684149
Time for bang bang shooty fun?
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rolled 87 = 87

>>19684149
Rolling
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Just go start a fucking proboard, it's only like five of you every week anyway.
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rolled 10 = 10

>>19684149
>goddammit forgot to say which number I'll pick.
>rolling for pick
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>>19684168
Actually it is about a dozen and we aren't going anywhere
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rolled 38 = 38

>>19684149
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>>19684149
>As long as you have your punchcard with you when you cross the checkpoints, it doesnt matter.
You know what this means, right?

We could steal a Cessna, fly most of the way, then land and steal a car at the destination.
Or have Kraus make some fake ID's and counterfeit money for us and buy some airplane tickets.

We gotta think outside the box when we can.
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rolled 62 = 62

Spike strip? Spike strip
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>>19684168
You're like 5 hours late for the mad.
Also, >every week
>msq

Welcome to /tg/, I take you only arrived here today?
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>>19684188
There are multiple checkpoints.
We still have to go through them.
A oneway ticket to the west coast won't help
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rolled 38 = 38

DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKDAKKA

Right?

Also we are gonna get Sasha'd soon I know it
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>>19684168
Stay mad buddy.
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rolled 34 = 34

>>19684149
Rolling to see if we can stay ahead of Erica.
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rolled 53 = 53

>>19684175
Round 2
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>>19684191
>invalid insult. This quest thread isn't old or important enough to be defined whether or not someone is new or old to /tg/.

Allow me to direct you to gaiaonline.
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rolled 15 = 15

Haha fail time!
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>>19684197
You're right, I'd completely forgotten about the checkpoints.

Well, the Cessna idea is still valid, I think.
Though piloting might be one of the very few skills that Hayate wouldn't have.
Maybe hire a pilot with Kraus-generated money?
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>>19684210
>15
Yeah. Looks like we're going to fail.
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>>19684209
>Green text
Mad like hell.
Doesn't know about the one quest that's infamous among all quest threads for running daily (and being 'bad').
Confirmed for newfriend.

Welcome to Madville, population: you.
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>>19684209
See the thing is, this is done daily from late night to early morning and we don't give a fuck if you don't like it.
If you want something done about it. Contact moot and add to our emails asking for a /quest/ board
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>>19684224
Now, now come comrades. There is no need to provoke and insult.
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Dammit we need to ram her so we can make the wiener jokes not the other way around
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>>19684210
She rams the back of Susan's truck, sending your clone falling onto her hood.
"You two forge an alliance I take it? Well, guess that means beating you will be twice as fun now!" She cackles as you cut-off your clone.

'She's snapped.' Susan mentillates
'You think?' you chuckle as you answer her.
'I can take her out here, The cops have dropped-off to help the ones that crashed. There are no witnesses.' she tells you

[ ]Do it *add a roll, taking 3rd*
[ ]No, not yet. *WHY?*
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>>19684243
I agree. There's someone much more deserving of our ire:
This guy >>19684210
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>>19684209
>full sentence
>in greentext
>thinks he's oldfag
HAHA
>sure is newfag in here
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>>19684254
[x]No, not yet.
Sandwich her between Susan's truck and our Wienermobile. Bust up her cop car, then leave her in the dust, with all her MAD.
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rolled 48 = 48

>>19684254
do it
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rolled 76 = 76

>>19684254
[x] do it
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>>19684254
Not yet.

Patience, with Erica's guns and Gai's strength, we cannot afford to do this half-baked.

Jam the car between our vehicles. Have a clone go invi and stick a molotov bottle under the car. Spin her out but dont take out the car.
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>>19684254
Not yet
Set her up then get our clone back and time stop then blow her tyres. Set up some saucers beneath her wheels and get them to stay just underneath the wheels and slow her down until she is stopped
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rolled 55 = 55

>>19684254
DO EET
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>>19684290
THIS.
We blow out her tranny when she gets too hot.
But we never let her know we did it on purpose, just make it look like her car died by itself.
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>not yet
>Sabotage

'No, not yet.' you tell her. 'we don't do it blatantly, for someone like Erica, a little finesse is important.'
'Your call.'
'Go on ahead, I'll take care of this.' You tell Susan as you pull off to the side to let her pass.

You slow down and intentionally let Erica catch up. She's nudging the back of the weiner mobile with her dented car's grill.
She's trying to make you spin-out it seems but your massive vehicle just won't budge.
You stop time.

Everything freezes as you let go of the wheel and pul our your paintball gun.
You calmly open the Weiner mobile's door and walk up to her car that was also frozen in mid chase.

You stick the gun under the chasis and fire a single molotov at her rear diferential.
As you walk back to the Weiner mobile, you also fire another one into her radiator.

Back in your seat, you restart time.

"Damn that sausage! I will chew it up and spit it back out!" She screams as she pulls up next to you.
She hands Gai the wheel and pulls out Sasha.

[ ]blow her drear axle
[ ]blow her radiator
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>>19684336
[x]blow her drear axle
First thing is to make her lose her aim.
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>>19684336
Blow the radiator
Let her think it only gave out under the heat. And radiators can still be repaired somewhat. So she might stick with it.

And go Walls of Havana. Throw her aim off.
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>>19684336
[x] radiator
She'll think ramming us broke it.
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>>19684336
¿Por qué no los dos?
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rolled 81 = 81

>>19684336
blow her radiator
>blow her
>wut
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Dammit guys what are you doing.

We want to lose this bet.
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>>19684420
Nah, I like seeing Erica forced to be the sub for a bit. Plus, this is partially for Susan's benefit as well.
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>>19684420
It's win-win

Awesome either way, so we may as well have fun trying to win.
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>>19684336
Radiator
The axle is too noticeable as us doing it and she has dinged the front of her car up massively
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>radiator
You pop the molotov ball you wedged into her front grill.
The small explosion is accompanied by steam escaping now busted radiator.
This throws her aim off, and she hurriedly puts her large gun away.
"FFFFFFFFF!" she yells as she retakes the wheel from Gai.
The car, now disabled, slows down and dies in the middle of the road.

You watch in your side mirror as she gets out of it, takes off the policeman's hat she had on in place of Frau and throws it dramatically on the ground with a torrent of curses.

"GODDAMMIT! GODDAMMIT! FFFFFFFFFFFUCK! I WILL GET YOU! I WILL GET YOU INTO THAT MAID'S COSTUME! I FUCKING SWEAR I WILL!"
You hear her shout and mentillate directly into your mind at the same time.

"She mad." TOuma says as he also watches the scene.
"Yep. That there's mein engel." you answer as the two of your drive off towards the next checkpoint.
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[X]Bolw her radiator

>>19684386
Get your mind out of the gutter. Blowing her radiator will throw her aim off and will kill her car in long run.
But Her rear axle will be the true nail to her coffinif she doesn't get a new car.
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NEXT TIME ON MSQ:
Twisted Metal

New thread at 2200 4chan time
>now if you'll excuse me, I promised my nephews well play with my kamenrider stuff in the yard.
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Incidentally, has anyone else noticed that the terms of the bet weren't which of us comes higher up the field, but specifically whether or not Hayate is in the first half of the field at the end.
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>>19684442
Man, she so mad.

>>19684451
See you tonight, LG. And now, I sleep.
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>>19684442
Sweet. So if they continue using that car we can blow her rear axle when she catches up again
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>>19684459
Molotov doesn't last that long.
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>>19684461
I thought we could delay the explosion for a minute but as long as we were the last to touch the balls as long as it was still there we could explode them at a later time?

>>19684456
Uh no? I thought this was pure which of the two of us was ahead won
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>>19684456
That's how it started, but the terms were which of the two of us crossed the finish line before the other.
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>>19684467
>"I'd like to see you try. I bet you won't even finish in the upper half of the pack." She says as she walks closer.
>"A bet huh? Do you really want to play this game again?"
>"Try me." She tells you cockily.
>"Well then... How about..."
>"How about this? The loser has to be the winner's short-skirted, flirty maid for a day?"

That's a bit ambiguous as to if "loser" means "loser of the bet" or "person who finishes after the other".
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Was rereading the first thread for shiggles, when I came across this in the description of the devices of the other new recruits.

>A guitar with what appears to be a chainsaw engine on it

And I don't remember meeting either Naota or Haruko ever again after that. Just about everyone else from that scene, we've seen again and made friends with. Not the owner of the guitar device.

Did you just forget about that, LG?
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>>19684575
Paths that we never took. Characters that ended up thrown away
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>>19684451
>New thread at 2200 4chan time

awww, I was enjoying having 0700 threads.
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>>19684575
We should totally swag Haruko.
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>>19684575
It's because they didn't show up to our original tea party invitation that day. Everyone who did we wound up befriending, and then focusing on.
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>>19684795
Christ, like we don't have enough to deal with already.
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Doesn't our class have somewhere like 5 teams or something. If each team has 7 people, that's about 35 people.

We don't know most of them, and quite a few of them, we've only seen in passing.


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