WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.Into every generation a Butler is born: one man in all the world, a Chosen One. He alone will wield the swag and skill to catch the ladies, dames, and the armies of bitches; to get into their hearts and to add them to the family. He is Hayate, The Combat Butler.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-"Is that...""yep, it's a tank." you tell Susan before she can finish her question.The door lowers with the plane still flying low over the road.You see Erica jump into the tank's open hatch, and drive it out of the cargo hold.'HAHAHAHAHA! Let's see you try and shoot this with a pistol!' She taunts you as the turret swivels towards your bus.Behind her, the plane, possibly piloted by Gai, pulls up and heads towards the distant hills.WAT DO?
rolled 80 = 80crazy ivan
>>19718742Well, we've slept a day. It's tomorrow now. Time stop and fuck shit up.
Timestop, blow the treads and the wing off the plane.
rolled 73 = 73Gentlemen.
rolled 33 = 33Alright! Lets do this!
inb4 Fritz
>>19718742Timestop + Coat side of bus with Rebounder.Right back at'cha, mein Engel.
>>19718742That tank's hatch is still open.It's BEE TIME. Susan, would you care to do the honors?
>>19718783I feel dirty. I mean, the dude's sick, and has jury duty. Oh well.>>19718742Engage the beeeeeees! As in, drop a hive in the tank. Close the hatch.Welding it shut would be exceedingly silly. In a bad way.
>>19718788Oh my god your right... ingenious!
>>19718804Nah his case got thrown out so just sick
"Milady, are you alright?" Machina asks his mistress as he helps her up from the floor.The small blonde girl, the one known as Tonnousou Athena, gets up and says."Something is wrong. There was someone else there."Nishisawa Ayumu, the girl she had invited to join her a few days ago watches this scene.Everything is just too confusing for her.This girl, Alice, said she can find Hayate, but her help was needed.She's not sure what she's doing here, but she trusts her and she'll help in anyway that she can.
rolled 100 = 100>>19718775I like this idea.Or we could shoot some molotovs down the barrel and into the treads without time stop.Rolling for success
>>19718742It's time for bees, timestop, put all the bee hives down the hatch, close the hatch and use a bit of molotov to weld it, and put a rebounder tray at the end of the turret just to be sure.
>>19718828AWSHEET
rolled 53 = 53>>19718828Welp.
>>19718828Jesus ChristWhat the Fuck
>>19718834Welding the hatch shut really is excessive.>>19718816Huh, missed that one. Oh well.
>>19718828It was extremely effective!
>>19718828Uncalled for rolls, even crits generally get ignored.Unless it is a 1 for some HUEHUEHUE
>>19718742Throw a teacup coated with Rebounder over the tank's cannon.
>>19718870It really depends. Crits on a suggestion are likely to be taken. Or if it's generally high enough, like when we put the hat on Ted.
>>19718884Ted was bullshit rolls all around and the entire thread derailing towards it.It was awesome
You swerve hard to the right, the bus fishtailing like a yellow drunk hippopotamus on ice."Touma take the wheel!" You say as you open the door.You jump out of the bus, followed closely by Susan as Touma tries to keep moving to prevent the turret from locking onto him."You got timestop?" your twin asks."I think I do." you say as you reach out for her hand.Holding her hand in yours, you activate the watch.You have 80 seconds, and you need to make it count.[80]The two of you run up to the tank, spraying the vulnerable treads with molotov.You were going to give Susan one of your paintball guns, but she pulls out a bunch of testubes from under her apron."I coudn't sleep much last night. Made some for myself." She tells you as she throws them into the tank's air filtration system.[65]you attempt to disable the tank's barrel but something goes wrong.You see it, slowly begin to move.Like something shot in slow-motion, the turret swivels slowly and you see it shudder in recoil.It's shooting.**rollem**>taking the LOWEST of the first 5 rolls
rolled 24 = 24What.
rolled 80 = 80>>19718970kay then
rolled 17 = 17>>19718970wait what
rolled 22 = 22>>19718986Oh come on, damnit.
rolled 92 = 92>>19718970>taking the LOWESTAw fuck.And Erica's starting to be able to break our Time Stop? Or is our Cassiopeia incurring even more damage the more we use it?
rolled 42 = 42>>19718970Well then.
rolled 37 = 37>>19718987Goddamn.
Anyway, I'm out for the night. Do well, gents.
>>19718970Either SHE MAD enough to break our timestop, or we have been beating the hell out of this watch too much.
rolled 10 = 10>>19718970nat 100 incoming.
rolled 72 = 72>>19719002Nah the watch has been breaking for a whilePart of Susan's line involved it since we had that whole gear grinding while she was in the alternate bureau bit
rolled 40 = 40"GODDAMMIT 4chan ate my post"! Twitter4chan strikes again.
rolled 5 = 5SKELETONS DOT JAYYPOGS
[63]The sound of gears grinding fills your ears.The timespot drops and you are left back in realtime."WHAT?!" you jump away from the tank surprised.Susan does the same and asks, "What happened?"You look at the Cassiopeia in your hand, a small crack has begun to form on it's glass face."I don't know! Blow the treads!"You activate the molotov at the same time that the tank's gun fires."SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIIIIIIIIIIT!"Touma throws the bus around like a ragdoll on speed, barely avoiding the shell.Pieces of the tank's treads are blown off, their delicate linkages blasted by the molotov.The back, where Susan also sabotaged the air intakes, is also ablaze.The tank is immobile, but the turret is still active, it continues to trace the bus' path as Touma desperately tries to not get blown to bits.WAT DO?
rolled 72 = 72>>19719154Tea laser the turret or pray that a certain white haired harbinger of doom is about to slam into the tank
>>19719154Drago, neko mode, bend that shit upwards.
rolled 25 = 25Seconding tea laser.
rolled 21 = 21rolling for tea laser
>>19719176Seconding this.
rolled 22 = 22>>19719154TEA LASER DIRECTLY INTO THE TURRET.ROLLING FOR SUCCESS.
TANK DROP
>>19719154LASER DOWN THE BARRELBLOW THE BREECH SKY-HIGH
rolled 57 = 57>>19719181What is WRONG WITH ME? THIS CANNOT BE!I shall fix it!
rolled 92 = 92>>19719194>>19719190>>19719181Whelp.
>>19719196WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>19719154Throw the landraider at it!
rolled 71 = 71>>19719154>>19719261YES TANK Vs. TANK BATTLE
You pull out your teapot and prepare fire a quick narrow beam down her barrel.It flies straight and true, the gun's breech getting blasted off inside.Surprisingly, this did not cause a chain reaction from the other shells like you thought it would.Erica climbs out of the hatch, soaked in tea and swearing."GOTTDAMMIT. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT WAS TO STEAL THIS THING?!"She pulls out a pair of machine guns as she jumps down onto the pavement.Her attention focused entirely on you, she does not notice Susan creeping up behind her as she pulled the triggers.*bratatatatatatat* came the stacatto of shots from the teacup enclosing her."GOTTDAMMITFUCKINGCLONETIMETRAVELINGTWINBULLSHIT!" she screams from inside as you hear her pounding on the cup."If you were to say it in culinary terms, just how mad do you think she is right now?" Susan asks as she walks up to you."12 layers of mad in a butthurt pie." you tell her with a grin.Touma pulls the bus over and picks you up."NOT OVER YET! NOT. FUCKING. OVER. YET!"she screams as you drive away.Back on the road.Touma driving.WAT DO?
>>19719384Pet Susan's head and tell her she did a good job.
>>19719384Put on some tunes.We had some ZZ Top earlier, and Queen's our usual thing, but I'm thinking AC/DC.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv24N8H1KyI
>>19719384Ponder our timestop fail.Take a moment to acknowledge good teamwork all around.
>>19719384She so mad it is about to create a new power source
>>19719384Let the girls rest, shoot the breeze with Touma.
>>19719384Rocket Bus.
Take over driving.Touma and Lime were up all night so let them rest while we do some more driving
we were supposed to trade off driving around this point anyways, so lets give Touma and Lime a break
>>19719384"Good work everyone. Specially you Touma, that was some fancy driving back there.""I ALMOST PEED MY PANTS!" He yells from the driver's seat as Lime laughs."Well... Good work not doing that." you answer."So... What happened back there?" Susan asks you."I have no idea." you tell her as you pull the clock out again."Did it break?""Maybe. I'm not sure."You consider trying timestop again.[ ]DO IT *add a roll, taking the thrid*[ ]DON'T DO IT
rolled 72 = 72>>19719597DO IT DO IT DO IT
rolled 42 = 42[x] Do It
rolled 28 = 28>>19719597Don't do it, but rolling anyway.
rolled 11 = 11>>19719597[x]DON'T DO IT
>>19719597Nein. Now is not the time. Let's leave it until we're out of the sim and in our own environment.Fiddling with complex time-distorting machinery in the back of a moving, speeding bus is not exactly the smartest of ideas.
.. Even after added Hyuna this thread is still cancerous.
rolled 35 = 35>>19719597Third do it roll or third roll regardless?Do eeeeeeet
>>19719647Nah we don't like 3D women in hereAnyway she isn't anything special
>>19719647>... Even after Hyuna is added to this thread it is still cancerous.God damn your grammar is the only cancer on /tg/
>>19719663"We can't handle real women BAAAAAAAWW"I understand totally, I mean, any woman who cannot be affixed with -dere is out of your league, eh? sage
>>19719682NO ANON, YOU ARE THE SHITPOSTERS.
>>19719693You better have the pic where the chip gets stuck in his tooth.
>>19719682Nah putting up with constant bullshit, women fucking other guys behind my back and draining all my money I can't put up with.League has nothing to do with itAnd a -dere suffix can be attached to any woman as it is a matter of behaviour
>>19719717You are wrong sir.
>>19719736Sounds like you are some kind of passive aggressive doormat or some shit.
Here we go
>>19719736You sound like one of those types that claims to be asexual just because they're too much of a lowlife to be in a relationship.
>>19719758No I just have had experiences with bitches.And as far as I have found all women are bitchesGo halves in a house, go with all her bullshit planning for the future, work hard so I can pay my share of things and she raids my bank account fucks a bunch of guys and tries to get control of the house I have paid over half the mortgage onSo now I am a bitter twisted asshole who basically sits on 4chan and drinks excessively
>>19719784Well you got one part right at least. You sure do sound like an asshole.
>>19719784Fairly certain is troll.
>>19719795I sound like one because I am one. I don't feel the need to pretend to be nice or a good person since it doesn't help me at all
>>19719784Seems like one isolated case, unless you know several girls who plan for the future and drain your bank account and stuff.Drinking excessively won't help, by the way.
>>19719597>don't do it"you heard the noise it made right?" you asked her."The gears grinding?""Yeah. That.""...! oh!" She's suddenly diggint through her pockets. "i think I still have it on me.""What?" "This!" She pulls out a handkerchief and slowly unfolds it.There, lying on the white cotton are parts of a tiny broken gear."I found these when I was stuck in that place. Thought they looked familiar and kept them."You examine them closer, and see that they look like they came off your watch."So I guess the watch is indeed broken huh?""No doubt. You need to get that fixed as soon as possible.""But where, we can't go back to the twins' place to get it fixed by the old watchmaker, The doctor himself can't fix it either.""There's that dwarf at the jewelry place.""Dwarf? What dwarf?" you asked her."For crying out-loud. You forgot about Cog-beard? The guy the owner told us about?""...! oh! Him.""Yes. Him.""I completely forgot about him. Thanks.""No problem. I'll add it to your tab." she says with a smile.The drive to the next checkpoint continues.
>>19719784I feels you brah. >>> /r9k/
>>19719811No I am just a guy who if he was attracted to men would be gayer than nine guys fucking ten guys thanks to his past experiences.
>>19719833I thought he was meant to be missing for the next few years looking for a hammer?
rolled 78 = 78>>19719833Pull your urethra open and ram a pencil in
>>19719852And NOW the dice agree.
>>19719837Then go after traps. They look feminine, but lack the supposed treachery. There another problem solved.>>19719833It's not that we forgot, it's that we figured he wouldn't be back any time soon.
For chrissakes, quit feeding the fucking trolls and replying to the shitposters. We've seen this before, if you ignore them they get tired and move on.
>>19719852
>>19719878Yes, but how do we occupy the time between LG's posts without them?
rolled 60 = 60>>19719852How about we... not... do that... kay?
how can a butler be swag? he gets paid to be a manservant and clean up people's houses
>>19719892NO
rolled 9 = 9>>19719833Castrate self and become MTF
rolled 65 = 65>>19719833Slap her in the face and demand a blowjobWe are now womanbeaters, fuck those stupid cunts
>>19719852Done that with Erica...>>19719915Did that with a potion...
Trolls trolling trolls.Are we about to reach trollception?Anyway LG didn't give a wat do so this is just waiting for the next post
rolled 70 = 70>>19719923thiswe need to assert our dominance
After switching over with Touma as you entered Colorado, you drive the bus with Susan acting as Navigator on the seat behind you."Take a left there," she says as you head towards Denver, the city where the next checkpoint should be.The trip has become quite easier now that you managed to get Erica off your tail again.But you shudder to think what she might do next."I'm betting on some sort of helicopter.""Again? naw... I'm thinking she's bringing something meaner." Susan says from the seat behind you."She already brought a tank. She dropped a freaking tank out of an airplane. I don't think you could get meaner that that."She pats your shoulder patronizingly, "This is America, they made Nuclear Bazookas. There is always something meaner."----------------------------------------------------------------------Hours pass. You are almost at Denver.Susan, still acting as your navigator has been silent for sometime."You know, I never did give you an answer earlier." she tells you."Answer? for what?" you asked."You know, when you asked me if you've said "You love me" yet...""And...?" you turn to her, eyes leaving the road for a moment.**ROLLEM**>taking the 6th roll
rolled 70 = 70>>19719971Oh god! preteens crossing the street!
rolled 88 = 88Roll for not hitting something or encounter I wonder...
rolled 89 = 89>>19719971>"You know, when you asked me if you've said "You love me" yet..."I don't remember this.
rolled 22 = 22>>19719985The bees last thread.
rolled 82 = 82Oh shit we are getting to number 4, where are you Derm!?
rolled 87 = 87>>19719971CUm in her face
rolled 30 = 30>>19719971
>>19719999ahahaha
rolled 24 = 24>>19720002oh shit that was close
>>19719999Oh god.The troll gets a a damn good roll...And quads.Thanks, bro.
>>19719999Later friend, later.Also thanks troll-san, you gave us a good roll.
>>19719999Nice get and rollBut now is hardly the time for such things
rolled 52 = 52So it turns out that we're extremely narcissistic?
>>19720077ImmenselyOne of the first things we did was go to hit on our own reflection before we realized it was us
>>19719971>"You know, when you asked me if you've said "You love me" yet..."When did we do this?
>>19720115I have no fucking idea, just roll with it.
Does susan have her own cassiopeia?
>>19720115I mentioned it last thread when BEEEEEEES
>>19720129apparently not, she lost all her equipment when she woke up after the experiment to turn her back.
>>19720138I now has a sad, no gropeception for us :*(
>>19720115It's called railroading, silly
>>19720115Right here.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19703079/#p19706263
>>19719999"Well..." She blushes and looks away, "I...""Yes?" you ask expectantly.She turns back to you, her eyes locking with yours."I..." suddenly, her face changes to one of surprise, she's pointing out front. "COOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"You turn back to the road, and see that there is indeed a cow in the middle of it.You step on the brakes hard, the tires smoking on pavement."Mooooo." the bored looking cow looks at her impending doom.There were only 5 inches between the bus and the cow before you thankfully, finally stopped.The cow, one that her farmer called Bess, chewed her cud, gave one final bored "moo" and continued across the road."Goddammit, that was close." Susan says as she lets go of the back of your seat."So... What we're you going to say earlier?" You ask her as you get underway again."Nothing!" She heads off to the back and has Lime switch places with her.
>>19720218GODDAMNIT SHIROU
>>19720218>About to say something important>INTERRUPTION>What were you saying?>Nothing...DAMMIT ANIME
fuck, we rolled high and got stoped from hooking up with susan. maybe some sort of cataclysm would occur if we actually did and not going down that road would be for the best?
It's not even a good quest
>>19720259Pretty much no way we're not going down that road. Hayate's already said "By the way, I really want to bone you."
>>19720265It jumped the shark some time ago, OP just won't let it die a nice death because of prideI think a new one would be better imo
She may not have come out with it, but this was DEFINITELY a flag trigger. We're on the right track for SUSAN ROUTE.Also, it didn't occur to me until just now, but our header image isn't warped this time. Kind of surprised it hadn't been mentioned.
>>19720265>>19720276>STOP HAVING FUN GUISE SRSLY I MEAN ITCry more.
>>19720288Forgot your trip, OP
"We're here!" Lime joyfully announces as you pull up to the next checkpoint.You are currently parked outside the Pepsi Center, Home to the Denver Nuggets.The punchclock, the thing you went here for, is inside.You and Lime get off the bus, Susan and Touma staying behind to guard it.Inside, you find the dude standing in the middle of the court, a ball in hand."The last checkpoints were easy ones, you just had to stop and punch in. This time, I want to make it a little more interactive."At the free throw line, a rack holding 10 balls were waiting."each team has 10 shots to try and sink 5 free throws."He demonstrates by throwing the ball and failing to even hit the backboard."Anyway... If you fail to sink the 5 shots, you will be penalized an hour from your time.""So we just have to get 5 points?" You ask him."Yep. Simple as that. Ayasaki, you take this side, Lime you take the other."he walks towards the sidelines where the punchclock was on a bench."And, Begin!"**Roll 5d100**>taking the 1st and 5th rolls>a roll of 70+ goes in.
rolled 39 = 39>>19720301
rolled 17 = 17>>19720301Come on and SLAM.
rolled 93 = 93>>19720301Dump her
>>19720288I meant it guise here's a picture about it too.
rolled 22 = 22Come on...
rolled 64 = 64>>19720314Forgot my post- dump her.
>>19720314>>19720326Looks like we get a penalty time
>>19720326>>19720318>>19720314
>actually, that roll was to not hit the cow.Oh you.
rolled 77, 24, 53, 84, 99 = 337>>19720335Actually.Nobody rolled properly. He asked for 5d100.
rolled 51 = 51>>19720301Walk away
rolled 66, 60, 1, 7, 96 = 230>>19720301He said to roll 5d100 guys
rolled 14, 17, 84, 63, 26 = 204nobody can fucking read
rolled 82, 88, 66, 33, 18 = 287>>19720301Flee the scene, never speak to her again.
rolled 87, 100, 96, 91, 26 = 400rollin'
rolled 79, 24, 97, 74, 59 = 333big money
rolled 31, 63, 42, 45, 63 = 244H-h-here I go!
rolled 12, 35, 55, 7, 63 = 172>>19720344and we have a winner
rolled 9 = 9>>19720301Rollin>>19720324Your attempts at annoying us only serve to amuse us.
>>19720344>>197203571st and 5th 5d100 rolls, that's more than enough to make it.
this piece of shit is still around? wow. hey landing gear, let me give you a few tips on running a quality quest that isn't just the three same people samefagging.1) work on your writing. your plot is all over the place.2) plan an outline and have it ready ahead of time3) stop railroading options your players don't want4) give your characters some actual depth. right now they read about as 2d as the anime you kids fap to
>>19720357You, sir, have exceeded my expectations.Granted my expectations aren't high at this point, but you've exceeded them.
>>19720386That's one of the people playing the quest you idiot, not the troll. *facepalm*
>>19720397Sup EGO.
>>19720415?
>>19718742Guys seriously, I'm actual an expert reviewer at these things and my opinion is better than all of yours! I need the quest to change for my pleasure and not for the majority of people actually reading it!
>>19720410My bad. Point still stands though.
>>19720415Give EGO some respect. He's a much better writer than most of these trolls.
/a/ pls go
>>19720420EGO is a tripfag who is major hating on LG and this quest. Probably even more than the sagebomber
>>19720397Pity writing quality isn't what attracts people to a quest - fun is. And EGO couldn't find fun with both hands.
>>19720447I'm perfectly aware that EGO hates on LG. I wish he didn't, but he does.I don't really see why he needs to chew out LG though. He says MSQ steals players, yet his Holy Grail War Quest went just fine, and so is his current Canis Rising one.
>>19720447>>19720444>>19720434>>19720415>don't offer any rebuttals to my valid criticisms>call me some other dude and claim I'm a troll instead
>>19720467Oh your criticisms are valid, it's just that nobody gives a fuck.
>>19720397>2) plan an outline and have it ready ahead of timeHave you seen his charts? He has loads of stuff outlines and ready dependant on what the players do.>3) stop railroading options your players don't wantThis just plain isn't true.
>>19720478>"It's shit tier writing, story, characters, and plot but it's fun guise!!"This is what your players think of you, OP
>>19720397Pieces of shit like you are still posting? Wow. Look, let me give you a few tips about why you're a fuckwit.1) Work on your capitalization. For shame.2) Have you SEEN the fucking charts? Because there are charts.3) Quit saying "railroading". It's a meaningless buzzword. A quest runner needs to make some fucking decisions at some point to keep things running smoothly.4) Don't be a asshat. You want to see "character depth"? Read some classic literature. What's going on here is entertaining to the people who follow the quest. We're not expecting literary greatness. Forgive us if the writing isn't up to your impeccable standards.
>>19720489>"Genericanime-chan is giving me a feel how fun and kawaii xD! I bet she has blue hair xD xD xD"
YOu sink 7 shots out of 10.You've never really played basketball before, but your hand-eye coordination is pretty top-notch.(you also have developed a great sense for throwing things when you worked for some "nice people" as their "Delivery boy")You turn to the Dude victoriously, and watch as Lime continues to demolish her side of the court with wild, super-strong throws.*Crash*The ring's backboard crashes with her last throw, the ball thankfully going into the basket."Ha! That's five!" The robot girl joyfully says as she joins you at the punchclockYou get your cards punched and head on out back to the bus.**roll for random encounter**1-30 Illya31-60 Keima61-100 Erica>taking the 4th roll
>>19720467Alright, cool, I'll bite.1) work on your writing. your plot is all over the place.In the very first POST of the very first thread, LG told us not to expect good writing. It can be forgiven.2) plan an outline and have it ready ahead of timeHe does. He even posts them sometimes after we get through that part.3) stop railroading options your players don't wantThat contradicts point #2. Also, Ted. That whole thing was LG caving to what we wanted.4) give your characters some actual depth. right now they read about as 2d as the anime you kids fap toWhile not all of them do, a bunch of the characters have some surprising depth to them. Susan painfully missing her old universe. Nanoha was willing to EXERMINATUS us out of jealousy. Keima's struggling between with his feeling for us.Now go back to Summerset Isle, Thalmor scum. Skyrim belongs to the Nords.
rolled 39 = 39>>19720509
rolled 41 = 41>>19720509NotEricaNotEricaNotEricaNotEricaNotErica
rolled 42 = 42rolling rolling rolling,
rolled 45 = 45Erica can really only top the tank with a mech.
rolled 94 = 94>>19720509Erica
rolled 7 = 7>>19720516
rolled 84 = 84>>19720509
>>19720533>>19720530>>19720528>>19720519I guess we really want to see Keima :P
>>19720519>>19720528>>19720530>>19720533Uh, wow. Guess dice want some Keima time.
>>19720516>That contradicts point #2Nope. A well thought out outline allows for all possible options, not just the options you as a GM want to happen.
rolled 78 = 78>>19720509Let's do this
>>19720501Am I to understand you are out of rational arguments already? That didn't take long. At least TRY to make it difficult for me to make you look like an ass.
>>19720552Hahah what. You seriously expect any quest runner, or even any tabletop GM, to plan for all possible player input?That's retarded. You're retarded. Spontaneity is the best part of ANY game.
>>19720574>confusing spontaneity and railroaded GM decisionsSurely you aren't that slow. Maybe you're used to shit quests like this though, so who knows?
>>19720587Wow, that guy is Erica-levels of mad now. Must've been a bad day for him so far.
Time for Keima I guess
>>19720587>still going on about railroadingOkay you've got some serious beef there.Did LG ignore your waifu suggestion?
>>19720597We're to the part where we call each other mad now?no uBeing mad won't make this quest anything of quality.
>Susan why are you blushing?>K... K... Kiss...
>KeimaAs you pulled out of the parking lot, a familiar hearse drives in.Behind the wheel is Lime's red-headed sister Bloodberry, and beside her was Keima."Bloodberry, Yahoo!!" The cheerful gynoid calls out to the other car as you stop for some friendly conversation."Why are you four riding together?" Bloodberry asks Lime."Their car broke, and we had to find a new car so we got this bus." She answers out the window."And you're still sharing a car because?""I dunno. It's fun!""You do know that that "fun" is wrong right?" she asks the other robot girl."No it's not. There are no rules against it." she answers with a carefree smile."Eh. Whatever, you guys just watch your ass, the pack's coming up behind us.""WOKEY!"As the two marrionettes were having this conversation, you too were talking to Keima mentally.'So, How'd you catch up to us so fast? We thought we had a night's worth of driving on you.''We didn't stop. Bloodberry said she could do it and she did. Seems like none of the other teams stopped too.''I see, then the race is a closer than we thought huh?''Very. Also, we passed by Erica under a teacup. She was very very angry.''Did you let her out?' you asked nervously.'No.''Whew. Well, we gotta go. See you on the road.''Expect us. By the way, glad to see you're okay.' he says, talking about your crushed weiner mobile.'Thanks.' you answer before driving off.---------------------------------------------------------
>>19720690>that picoh god whatno bonerstop it
>get up at 9pm>check twitter, msq starts in an hour>time for some vidya>play for a bit>'that's good progress, let's see if msq has started yet'>2 am
>>19720699stop itembrace the bonerif you know what I meanSeriously though LG stop making me even more gay for Keima.
>>19720703Damn, Lookout, and I thought *I* was nocturnal, getting up around 5pm.
>>19720690>'Expect us. By the way, glad to see you're okay.' he says, talking about your crushed weiner mobile.Say "Thanks for worrying about my weiner."
Now that you know that the other racers, how many there are left remaining at the moment, are right behind you, you abandon your earlier relaxed pace and go as fast as you could when you again hit the open highway.In the back of the bus, through the rear-view mirror, you see Susan fiddling with one of the bee hives.'Hey, what're you doing back there?' you ask your female 'twin''Just trying something out.' she answers, something shiny in her hand.'Don't tell me...''Yep.' she answers as she reaches into the hive and pulls something out.You leave her to her own devices and drive on.-----------------------------------------------------------------------You [SUSAN] finally find the queen for this hive, and pull her out.The workers, bees that would have normally attacked you if not for the smoker you used on them, remain clinging to the honeycombs.In fingers of your left hand, a tiny coronet, one you estimated would fit her.bringing the buzzing queen up to light, you place the ring of gold on her head.**roll for taming**>will give you a chance to roll a 90+ in 5 mins.
rolled 75 = 75>>19720751Time to become the QUEEN OF BEES!
rolled 99 = 99>>19720751A bee? Now this is just getting ridiculous
rolled 99 = 99come on dice
rolled 59 = 59cannot pass up chance for BEEEEEESSSS!
>>19720759>>19720761The dice really want us to have BEEEEEEES
>>19720751NOPE. We already have a zoo, Susan doesn't need her own one.
>>19720759>>19720761That was quick.
>>19720751coveredinBEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>19720759>>19720761BEE-utiful.
rolled 89 = 89>>19720775
>>19720751Susan is The Pain now? Also: BULLET BEES!
>>19720751>set roll requirement very high>get it on second rollIt's Ted all over again. And now we have the insect swarm plasmid!
>>19720759>>19720761Well, fuck.
>>19720759>>19720761>Jesus.The bee confused by this new weight on her head first tries to take it off with her forelimbs.But the little coronet is positioned high enough for her to not to be able to reach it.Next it tries to shake her head, her wings making a loud buzzing as she did, still to no avail.Finally, it looks up at you, your face reflected in those beautiful compound eyes and says through a mindlink.'Greetings my lass! I am Elizabeth, ruler of the Beeritish empire. Tell me, who are you and where are my knights and servants?''Greetings my queen, I am Susan of the Ayasaki clan. Your kingdom is right behind you in that box where you left it.''Ah I see. And prey tell, please expain to me, why am I suddenly able to converse with you?''It is an effect of the crown I gave you your majesty.' you tell the miniscule monarch'Interesting, and what would the cost of this crown be?''It costs nothing your majesty. I only wished to become friends with you.''That is a reasonable request and I shall grant it.'She flies from your finger and lands on the edge of the hive.'I, Queen Elizabeth of the Beeritish Empire, hereby proclaim Susan, daughter of the Ayasaki clan to be under protection of the throne. Whoever deems to attack her shall also have declared war on the empire and thus feel our stings.'The hive is suddenly abuzz with activity.'Tell me Susan,' the queen again turns to you. 'Where are we now and where are we headed?''We're in a bus headed to.. uhhh California I think. We're in a race.''A race? How exciting! Do tell me more of this race.'------------------------------------------------------------
You [HAYATE] continue to drive the bus as fast as you could within the limit. Lime, your navigator has gone into the back for some snacks.You hear the buzzing of bees and worry that the hives must have been shaken or disturbs somehow.You turn to look behind you and find Susan walking up the aisle, her finger held out with a single bee on it.[ ]what's that?[ ]You didnt...
>>19720902[x]You didnt...BEEEEEES.
>>19720885I get what you're going for here but all I can imagine is an empire of pubs.
>>19720902[x]You didnt...
[X]You didnt...Hopefully we can dispose the nest wehen we leave the simulation
>>19720902[x] ... you didn't...BEEEES?BEEEES.
Boy, with this we have just become horrifying.A t-rex is scary as hell, but does anything match that horrible fear you feel when you're being mobbed by bees?
>>19720885>A race?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ1xHmQgXDM
>>19720931Being mobbed by wasps. Trust me, not fun.Other than that... no, not really.
>>19720931Knowing that you're surrounded by raptors, but being unable to see any.
>>19721009Oh great. Now we're going to have to get a punk-rock velociraptor.
"You didn't.." you say in disbelief.She grins at you, again that irresistable shit-eating grin, and just says, "I did.""so... Bees?" you ask"BEEEEEEEEEEEES!" "So, introduce me to your friend.""This is, Queen Elizabeth. Your Majesty, may I present my 'brother' Ayasaki Hayate."'Charmed to meet you my dear.' says a small voice in your head.'The pleasure is mine your majesty.'"So, how do you plan to take them around with you? You can't carry that hive around all day." you ask your 'sister'"Oh, I have a plan for that." she answers mysteriously.A few minutes later, as you and Susan explain the race to the queen and as you were about to enter Utah, Erica and Gai make their reappearance.
>>19721022>Erica and Gai make their reappearance.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92OBNsQgxU
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:CHECKERED FLAGNew thread at 2200 4chan time.>have to head out for something.>Shirou quest when I get back
How close are we to the end point now?
< her new vehicle>captcha: concern tupsymYes I am heavily concerned about her mental stability
>>19721049I forget the pic
>>19720617and yet you idiots post in itsage
>>19721081>Saging after the thread's already overDude, seriously.
>>19721081You are so utterly anally devestated I am amazed you haven't died from having a 12 lane highway where your anus used to beI mean seriously I hate the spam of edition wars or the fact there are so many editions wars threads but I don't bother looking at them. You are willfully charging into something and crying that you are unhappy with what we are doing because it doesn't meet your standards of /tg/I just don't understand how you can't ignore that what you don't like to this degree
Pic related. It's the sage trolls
Let's beat her. I want to leave this similar with a hatted magic school bus.
>>19722787We'll have to find The Friz for that.
>>19724308I kinda figured that since the bus is a construct, much like everything else here, if we were to put a hat on the bus, and focus, we could give it the personality of the Friz.
>>19725351Ahahahahaha Oh god no. No. That woman is a gorram nightmare.
>>19725372But. . . Illiya got the Ba-zer-car.If she can do that, I think we can pull off Magic School Bus!
>>19725392I'm not saying we can't, though I'm not in favor of it. I'm mainly disagreeing with its personality being that of Frizzle.
The Ba-zer-car is mod of an existing car. It has no personality on its own. It's all Nyansabers doing. And if we really have to hat the stupid bus, I opt for Transformer as the result. Plus the bs would make a better familiy car than the bloody LAnd Raider.
>>19725392edited it to be a bit more accurate.We could give it Bumblebee's personality . . . as a compromise.
