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>First game I finally got together and am DM'ing
>Traditional 3.5
>Everyone is high school buddies
>Glance over backstories
>No mary-sues in sight
>Rogue and Ranger have linked backstories, pretty legit
>Start game
>Everything already goes to shit when the Rogue and Ranger just smoke weed in game
>Try to have them focus on the game
>They're too busy talking about their "Wacky" antics
>Stalling the FUCK out of the game
>Everyone's had fun with it at first but they just kept going
>Other players attempt to do stuff IC
>Other players warn them to cut that shit out and focus on the fucking game
>They ignore their warnings
>They just end up killing the two of them
>They get pissy
>Everyone tells them to re-roll and just keeps going
>They leave

Funny thing was, they were straight-edge as hell IRL.

>>19769356
This can't be real.
This isn't real.

>>19769462
>high school
>straight edge
That explains it. I was like that too. Then I tried alcohol and smoking and decided I don't like either. Now I'm straight edge again.

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>>19769488
OP here, and no, seriously, it was real.

I wish it wasn't, because it's fucking messed up, but I swear it on the God-Emperor that it happened.

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>>19769525
It's stories like these that make me wonder how my groups so far in life have only been good people. I obviously need to go to GenCon and my faith in my fellow man.

>>19769356
>"Not really, women deserve it"
So there's still people who dare say things like this around women ?

I wonder what was his motive, and what result he expected.

>>19769568
People as stupid as that literally cannot think five seconds into the future.

>>19769568
Some people have biases that are so ingrained that they simply cannot imagine anyone else believing otherwise. He probably expected the female players to agree with him.

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Threads like these make me glad the only group I've ever been in is a few of my friends from high school. They're shitty sometimes, but it gets so, so much worse. Thanks /tg/

I think this is the first time I've seen a That Guy story about Unknown Armies.

Somehow that unnerves me more than a hundred stories about hermaphroditic furry half-demon keyblade wielding Mary Sues.

>DMing a 3.5 game.
>Reasonably good bunch of players.
>One guy who I don't know so well is playing a character who seems to be a borderline self-insert, but I let it slide.
>A few sessions in, trouble begins.
>Guy who I barely know begins to exhibit That Guy behavior.
>He requests that I let him break a small rule for some reason. Can remember what it was, just that it would obviously let his character become overpowered if I let it slide.
>I don't let him.
>He gets huffy and accuses me of being a rules lawyer and accuses me of playing favorites because I let another player break a different rule for different reasons.
>Later, he brings in a prestige class he made and asks if I can let him play it.
>I refuse, since the prestige class is clearly A) overpowered, especially 5 levels in, and B) obviously perfectly tailored for his character, requisites and all.
>He accuses me of singling him out because another player was using a prestige class they have made. I told him that he could use it if he let me tweak it a bit, but then he got even more pissy and said that he didn't really care anyway.

>>19769689

>Later on still...
>That guy exploits loophole in the rules with a number of feats allowing him to gain ridiculous ability bonuses and bonus spells.
>I tell him that he can't.
>He bitches, telling me that I can't tell him no because it's perfectly within the rules.
>I tell him that it's obvious that he's attempting to exploit an inconsistency in the rules to become more powerful than everyone else.
>He bitches and whines. Another player tells him that what with this, the prestige class, and the rule-breaking request, he is evidently just interested in making his character more powerful than other people's.
>He leaves, saying that it's "evident that we have no interest in playing the type of campaign he's into".
>And nothing of value was lost.

Threads like this make me feel good about myself.

Sometimes I think I'm sort of That Guy for either tricking PCs out of their money, derailing the GM by building crazy shit, or just generally being a man whore for fantasy ladies. But at least I'm not some terrible waste of space like the assholes in these threads.

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>>19769568
He was an asspie, but I wanted to give him a chance, but then he done goofed.

>>19769545
Thankfully, he's pretty much the only one person who I've had a problem with. Everyone else I game with, I've known for years, so it's all cool with them.

>>19769695
>"evident that we have no interest in playing the type of campaign he's into".
Well, yeah.

Did he say it all snarky-like, as if you were bad people for not wanting to go full LOLPUNPUN?

>>19769689
>You're s-so fu-full of yourself. Geez it's not like I wanted y-you to mess with my prestige class.
>B..baka!

>>19769729

Pretty much, yeah.

>>19769730
Nah, bro. He's not tsundere, he's just a munchkin faggot.

A true tsundere wouldn't have stormed out because they were having badwrongfun.

>>19769750
What a shame.

A question I've been wondering about for a while now. Is it technically powergaming if you intend to bring the whole party along for the ride?

I once took some crazy ideas I heard on /tg/ and put them together to try to build an apparatus of Kwalish into a space ship and basically fly around the setting sucker punching dragons after we'd one shotted the bbeg's castle.

GM called overpowered even though I had a few other players who wanted in on it. Fighter for helmsman, Rogue for comm's officer/diplomatic adviser, warden for chief of security and so on.

So long as everyone else in the group is also going for the massive derail, is anyone really THAT GUY?

>>19769356
>one of the girls in the group is a rape survivor
You mean a rape victim. Rape is a crime and someone it's committed against is a victim of that crime. It's not something potentially lethal that one may or may not survive.

>New Guy gets offended about being threatened with rape
That's a bit of a difference between thinking certain people deserve rape and threatening to rape someone there and then.

>>19769793
I would more say that you are probably going to upset the DM quite a bit. Technically you'd all be THAT GUYs from his perspective.

>>19769806
Let's not get into this.

>>19769701

I'm an assburger and It's the first fuckin time I'm insulted about something told about that shit on 4chan.

The guy is just an asshole, If he is really an asperger, he is an asshole with a psychiatric condition.

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I usually defeat THAT guy by being a bigger THAT guy. I get the go-ahead from my group or friends (if i'm doing it in warhams) and I stage the biggest clusterfuck for them in tabletop RPGs to harass them (and use extremely beardy lists in 40k).

For the good of all, someone has to.

>>19769356
>If a girl kicks a guy in the balls, it's probably ok.
>Player asks the DM for his character to be "like this, or else" and doesn't accept what is correct to happen.
>Player is denied one of his weapons in game.
>Boobs win he fight again.
>All of them want to be called "roleplayers", still if raped then "oh noez, it's like raping me".

I had a player who constantly made annoying pop-culture references IC. No, really. He would quote Family Guy, or make a 300 reference, and then laugh like an idiot.
Fortunately, he stopped because I told him that if he didn't can it, I would have the other players hold him down, force feed him his character sheet, and then kick him out of the game.

Another time I had a player who could never play a class or race from the player's handbook. His excuse was because it would make a "generic" character. He always had to be a class from one splatbook or another. He even avoided spells from the PHB if he could help it (though feats weren't a problem, thankfully). It probably won't surprise you to find out that he wasn't a good roleplayer.

> That guy begins game with moderately roleplaying based characters.
> That guy makes a Ravnos with 5 in chymistry and keeps cheating on his infinite willpower.
> ST does not tell him anything cause she got no guts.
> My character dies.
> Reroll as Malkavian with 5 Dementation.
> Profit?

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>Running Werewolf: The Forsaken for half a dozen guys I'm friends/acquaintances with
>Fairly awesome characters, game is pretty fun
>One guy's character ends up getting a girlfriend, was a girl he'd saved from some Spirit Hosts
>"I want to take her out for a meal, and then take her back to my place"
>seemslegit.jpg
>"Can we roleplay the sex?"
>"Erm... no, it'd be better just fading to black"
>"But I wanted to turn to Wolf Form half way through, see if she's into that"
>OHSHITFURRYDETECTED.gif
>He gets up to go grab a drink
>Totally has a fucking boner from thinking about having wolf-on-human sex
>Character's girlfriend gets used in plot and killed by Pure next session
>No furry sex for you

Hey, wannabe thread shitter? Can you take it to the thread that's currently going full-retard about some cartoon instead of causing feminism wank too? That would be fantastic.

>>19769875

Hey now, it might not be furry. Could just be one of those fuckos that fap to bulldogs and humans fucking instead, which is a lot more gross.

>Have good gaming group, usually.
>It's a little mixed, I've got two power gamers, two hardcore RP guys. Its actually the RPers who often cause issues by getting bitchy at the power gamers killing people who are obtuse or difficult (the PCs failing a sense motive check usually means heads are going to roll)
>I can deal with all that, the issue is when one of my player drinks.
>I have no problem with alcohol, and we have our beer and pretzels casual game nights, and I even have a beer while DMing because it loosens me up.
>Trouble is when this player has a beer, he suddenly tries to become the comedian, forgetting anything funny in D&D happens organically
>And when he's not getting any laughs, he has another beer.
>Which sends him moody, usually at the fact he's not rolling well, or combat isn't moving quick enough.
>So while he's waiting, he'll have another beer. By which point he's unable to play the game on any sensible level, forgetting what dice to roll, not knowing how to make a skill check.
>By this point he's slowing the game down to a crawl, everyone gets tired, and what would normally be a 4 or 5 hour gaming session has been reduced to 2, 2 and a half hours, and dammit we get one night a fortnight!

>>19769875
I dunno why everyone shies away from roleplaying sex. We were all 20+ sociable people in my WoD campaign of 2 years and we used sex as just another thing. My character was a bit of a hedonist and my ST trolled me by writing up an STD table to see if I catch anything from any random girl I manage to pick up at clubs.

We all had a good laugh when my character contracted HIV. When the story faded to black for the second part (15 years later.. etc), he told me "you have to spend this much xp to progress to 8th level demon to gain immunity to diseases or roll a new character"

Classy motherfucker.

>>19769793
No, your DM was just an idiot.

>>19769793
You turned D&D into Rogue Trader. If I was your DM I would buy everyone a round.

>>19769943

You specifically mentioned a "fade to black".

What that weirdo was talking about was going into all the details, like this was a fucking porno. I don't care who you are, whenever someone wants to roleplay the whole sex scene, it tends to be really fucking awkward for everyone else.

>>19769943
People shy away from roleplaying sex because its what you're comfortable with. In the same way don't share my sex life with my parents, and the worst conversation of my life was my Dad awkwardly asking me what contraception I was using while we were driving, I personally wouldn't want to role play sex with my gaming group. It's just what people are comfortable with.

It is weird though, I mean I once had to basically pull some players aside out of game and hint that it might not be amazingly prudent to talk about the exact details of our god-killing, demon-pact making excursion to the outer planes with another players highly conservative, very christian girlfriend present, who was visibly uncomfortable.

>>19769943
Did you even read the post? That guy was trying to turn the game into a fapfic about his werewolf raping someone.

>>19769981
The only fade to black we did was the part where we finished the first story arc's hook and the second act started, which was 15 years in the future.

We did go into sex details but we took everything in stride and incorporated amusing consequences. At one point we were in a demon's "lair" and my character got ambushed by a futa succubus. I failed some rolls and I got sodomized for half an hour.

everyone laughed at me and the ST, after he stopped laughing at my misery, gave me a half-movement speed debuff for an in-game day due to walking funny.

Shit just wasn't awkward for any of us, and we're sociable people who mostly all have girlfriend or had at some point. None of that stereotypical anti-social neckbeard shit I keep hearing about.

I do agree it doesn't fit for a lot of people though. You really have to have a certain bro-only group to allow this without any hitches.

>>19769806
But the girl who threatened him with rape was among "certain people" that deserved it according to him.

>>19770034
Oh no, doing that shit is out of the question. The sex itself i'm personally a-ok with.

>>19770029
We have two girls and a guy in our gamegroup that routinely browse /d/. Then, we have another two girls and a guy that don't do any of that stuff. It's always funny seeing half the group do some crazy shit, and then the "innocent" side which ignores the shenanigans or distracts themselves.

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>>19770036
>we're sociable people who mostly all have girlfriend or had at some point.

"We are too normal! Some of us used to have girlfriends!"

>You really have to have a certain bro-only group

Pic related.

I run a werewolf game for a mixed sex group that fully details the running of a caren, even down to the breeding of kinfolk and intergration of ferals to human life and vice versa. Problem?

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>>19770082
mock it all you want, I just happen to have bros who are sociable yet don't bat an eyelash to certain "taboo" things. I don't expect /tg/ to understand but fuck it, who cares.

>>19769356
>rape survivor
Hahaha, no. Rape victims.

>>19770109
>Rape victim

Hahaha, no. Unwilling Sperm Recipient.

>>19770100
It's really not hard to explain.

I don't want to hear about how Carl fucked Sally last night, and I sure as fuck don't want to listen to how Bjorn the Conqueror is going to fuck the poor, busty barmaid.

That's the extent of why I don't like sex being described in the games I participate in. It's just not what I came for. I came for magic and dragonslayin', not 50 Shades of Grey as read by Gilbert Godfrey.

>>19770100
I'm jelly, I never had any "bros". I just hung out with girls my entire life. So now I'm in a strange in-between where I'm too awkward to participate in male conversation, but am not too fond of female mannerisms and general conversation flow. I've always wanted a good male friend, or group.

probably, honestly, one of my only run-ins with that guy, well, ever.

>be 17-18, played warhams for a year and a few.
>playing at FLGS with crew. new guy in stor, balding, heavyset, 40's.
>Asks If I want a game. say sure.
>says ok, he'll be right back and he gets to arrange terrain.
> ... o....k. bit weird, but I'm second best in the store, no worries.
>comes back with 3e space wolves (this is years ago) 2 demolishers, couplea dreads, las/plas/razorback grey hunters.
>arranges terrain in straight line down center of table with one gap. "ok, this side is difficult, this side is impassable"
>LOLNOPE. Pick up army. he whines about 'spoiled kids'.
>Later spot him in nearby LGS playingpokemon or however it's spelled, rofflestomping 8 year olds and looking smug.

>>19770148
Fair enough. I DID say it's not cool for just anyone. Just saying the guys I played with were cool about it.

>>19770148

>50 Shades of Grey as read by Gilbert Godfrey.

My body is ready.

>>19770040
So? Talking about your views on what people morally should or should not receive doesn't justify threats of violence.

In fact, by doing so she also trivialised her own rape, making it a form a punishment that some people deserved, exactly as he had done.

>>19770100
>mock it all you want,

I intend to.

>I just happen to have bros who are sociable

Being 'sociable' doesn't make your games about rectal prolapse for comic effect any less skeevy.

>who cares.

Apparently you do, or why retort?

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>>19770168
I'm sad to hear that man. I wish you lived here in Malta, i'd buy you a beer and you can take all the time you want to get comfortable. when you feel like you're ready, I'd introduce you to some awesome bros and fix you up right good.

I do this because i've kinda been in your position and I would've loved to have someone just go the extra mile to gimme a helping hand.

>>19770109
OP already got called out on that, up here >>19769806

>>19770146
Hahaha, straw man.

>>19770176
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA

Enjoy.

>>19770173
I'm mostly posting my reasoning, and I figure it's probably true for most of /tg/, which may be why you'll catch so much flak for it.

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>>19770232
My fucking sides!

"Survivor" might not be the word I'd use, but its certainly more empowering than "Victim."

A survivor sounds like someone who had something terrible happen to them, and managed to get their life back on track.
A victim sounds like someone who is still suffering from the terrible thing.

sage for irrelevance.

>>19769806
>>one of the girls in the group is a rape survivor
>You mean a rape victim.

why does that even matter? was there much point in correcting OP?

Playing 2ed Marvel Superheroes, more than a decade ago. Players are informed to check out the local Hot, Hip, Happening Dance Club, for Evil is Afoot. Whole team decides to go to club and investigate - except New Guy, who declares his character is going to get food. I ask him, "are you sure you don't want to go to the club with the team?" He replies, "Nah, I want to go get food". He goes to late night pancake place - encounters Canon Marvel Super Villian and picks a fight. Needless to say, it was a short one, consisting of horribly OP'd npc beating the ever loving snot out of New Guy's pc. I tell him "next time, pay attention to the plot", he replies "why?"

>>19770208

>you can take all the time you want
>get comfortable.
>when you feel like you're ready,
>fix you up right good.
>go the extra mile
>gimme a helping hand.

Is there going to be some sort of oily massage involved at some stage of this process?

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>>19770289
If you really need it, I'd do it for you, bro.

>>19770232
>>19770232
>>19770232
>>19770232
The Best The Best The Best

gee its awfully /v/ today

>>19770302

Congratulations, you are That GM.

You know, the one who regards players as some sort of bipedal oxen to be steered in the right direction by beating them around the head with a stick.

Roleplaying sex can actually be pretty cool

>My best friend is playing a drunken, filthy dwarf barbarian with hand sharpened teeth
>We manage to find the worst inn the most expensive city in the world has to offer
>It is called the broken shack, and it is litterally about to fall down
>There are two rooms with a pile of hay in each
>The innkeeper and owner is an old, disheveled, broken man who is sure to lose everything
>We recently came into a sum of money and magic items, including a flying carpet

Here's where it really starts

>The barbarian goes off to find a whore
>Finds the most expensive whore he possibly can
>Ridiculously expensive whore is led to the broken shack. Her price would buy the shack 150 times over.
>Takes her up to his room, and lays down the carpet
>Rolls to see if he rocks her world, rolls a 20
>The Shack is shaking uncontrollably, and all the white lightning is knocked from the shelves
>Speaks the command word for the carpet
>It begins to float a foot above the ground

Whore: "W-what the fu-"
Barbarian:"The Earth... She MOVES!"

>Proceeds to fly into the common room
>Flying around, continuing to do exactly what he paid to do
>The Innkeeper has a heart attack, dying shortly thereafter

>>19770294
Misleading language like that stops people thinking about things objectively. It's important to correct it.

>>19770302

Oh, I get it. You're actually the guy who went to go get food, and you're telling the story of a "That GM" by pretending to be him and giving his dumbass dickbag fucked up aspie point of view.
I like it.

>>19770302

Part of me seriously wants to think it was Doom that he picked a fight with.

>>19770378

Get back to your hugbox, aspie.

>>19770340
>cape rp
>not railroading

Are you stupid?

>>19770409

I think he's actually a misogynist pretending to be an aspie. I bet he doesn't actually correct any other instances of 'misleading language', only ones which suit his politics.

>>19770403
Dude.....I thought the exact same thing. Not even the first villain I think of when I think marvel, but for some reason, his iron-and-green-caped ass just popped up, hunched over on a stool trying to enjoy a cup of coffee.
Are you me?

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>>19770403
The mental image of Doctor Doom ordering pancakes at 2am after a binge is pretty amusing by itself.

>>19770418

No, I just believe in railroading players without using a big stick.

You can do it with subtle manipulation and letting them think it was their idea to go where the plot is anyway - but in this case, it wasn't necessary. If four players follow the clue and one goes for food, all you have to say is "okay, you're sitting in a diner tucking into a burger, Meanwhile..." and then launch into the scene with the others, where the action is.

Any time the guy wants to finish his burger and fly down there, he's free to join in.

It's piss-easy, unless:

a) Whatever happens at the other location isn't any more interesting than the burger.

b) The GM takes it as a personal affront that the player didn't follow his wonderful plot and believes the player must be punished.

>>19770426

When I read "horribly OP'd npc" I thought of Galactus before even considering the setting. Doom'd still be funnier.

>>19770409
>>19770423
I correct misleading language when it's used to confuse an issue. What's aspie or misogynistic about that?

>>19770302
Yeah. I'm sorry, but that just sounds awesome. You are not discouraging new guy from doing different stuff by making it actually work like a marvel comic.

>>19770497
You asking that question is itself enough to prove your aspergers.

>>19770232
i'm crying from laughing so much

>>19770510
No he's right. Saying rape survivor in the first place was using confusing language to confuse the issue and make it seem more serious than it really is.

>>19770497

How is it confusing? As an actual, honest pedant, I can tell you that both terms are equally and perfectly accurate.

>>19770544
Aspie's samefagging now

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>>19770544

>make it seem more serious than it really is.

I don't even

>>19770544
>No he's right.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy9dW-pXv_c#t=15m25s

>>19770556
Samefagging samgefag is samefagging again.

>>19770497

You are Richard Littlejohn and I claim my five pounds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGAOCVwLrXo#t=4m51s

>>19770576
wtf am I looking at?

>>19770369
Well, I thought it was funny.

>>19770612
Samefagging.

>>19770423
>misogynist pretending to be an aspie

>>19770544
>make [rape] seem more serious than it really is.

Told ya.

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I don't know if this qualifies or not, but I've never told this story before and it seems like a good opportunity.

>Be last September
>Starting off in college for the first time
>There was no DnD groups or any such shit in my old school, and after lurking /tg/ I really wanted to get into it
>I'm in a computing course
>Me and a few other guys are talking about the different groups we were thinking of joining
>Football, tennis, archery, etc etc
>I ask if anyone has seen any groups dealing with Warhammer or DnD or anything
>Most of the group just say they haven't
>One shithead makes a deal out of it
>"HAHAHAHA Dungeons and Dragons? Why would you want to do that, and sit alone in your basement?"
>I was still trying to "play it cool" like the faggot I was because I didn't want to make myself out as a role-playing gamer in case I got ostracized for it
>I say "Well it's not that bad, I mean you're playing with a group of people, it's gotta be pretty sociable"
>"Not likely, a bunch of sweaty nerds playing on their computers"
>"What? It's not a computer game, it's a board game, you play with other people in the same room"
>"Yeah, probably a computer board game"
>mfw

After that we just dropped the subject, still never found any groups to join though.

>>19769875
You could have just rolled a Lunacy check. It's in the rules that anyone who sees a werewolf transform freaks the fuck out and runs away screaming as fast as possible.

Often times I find that it's better to let the players have their wish and then hit them with the worst possible consequence then stamp you feet and declare a GM fiat.

>>19770617
This whole thread is samefagging.
Every post is from the same IP
Even this one

>>19770631
He knew EXACTLY what it is and was trying to pretend he didn't.

>>19770647
Wait - does that mean - am I you?

>>19770664
Oh goddammit, /tg/ figured out we're all the same person again.

>>19770664
We are all you and me.

>>19770680
Are you saying I like dudes?

>>19770664

We are one.
We are many, we are none.
I art thou, thou art me.

>>19770692
You will be blessed when making Personas of the Samefag Arcana

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I know this is a "haw haw awww you guise" moment for you, but unless you've got a THAT GUY story... let's move lonag.

>>19770713

RANK UP!

>>19770692
lololol anonymous is legion

>>19770647
Every post is from the same poster.

We're all just figments of your imagination.

Please wake up.

>>19770716
Who the fuck is Lonag?
Sounds like a dick

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>>19770724
>forgetting about persona

>>19770713

Do you think dealing with /tg/ actually helps to improve your social links? I mean, god, not even the Hermit.

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>>19770757

I am Alpharius.

>>19770757
Nah, it just improves Academic.
I'm trying to fuck Mitsuru asap.

>>19770791

>Still going after humans
>not just maxing Aegis' social link
>2012

Seriously dude.
not really, Mitsuru is best human girl.
Also, sage because this thread got way out of line.

Sorry OP

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>>19770791
>Nah, it just improves Academic.
HAHAAHHAHAHAA

>>19770791
just stop this now you angry furry man child

completely off topic, but i wanted to cheer up /tg/ bros

A father was sitting at the table with his two daughters, Petal and Fridge.
Petal said, "Dad, why is my name Petal?"
Her dad answered, "Because a flower petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born."
Then Fridge said, "HUURRGRRUWAHGUWAAAAAH!"

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>>19770844

>>19770844
Goddamnit /tg/, I was trying to fap now i'm laughing so hard I lost my boner.

>OP Here

Shame about the arguing over samefagging and wording of posts...

I'm off to bed now guys - keep posting up more greentext stories, I want to read them when I wake up!

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>>19770844
Was Fridge's middle name Haggard?

Aaaand /tg/ derails again. I swear to god, this entire board is made of orks. It only does what it's supposed to half the time, other times it doesn't do shit, blows up, or everyone just up and WAAAGHS for no reason.

Buncha Gits yo ar

not a "that guy" story...just something that was funny as hell that happened to us lastnight in a pathfinder campaign.
primal magic is everywhere. some places it's higher than others.
>lv 7 group facing cr16 daemon while using a special amulet and sacrificial scape goat(an npc)
>supposed to get daemon to low hp and the scape goat was going to kill himself and the daemon so we could open a gate to another plane
>witch cast spell and has to roll for primal magic chance(5or lower on d20)...rolls a 3. roll on chart..there is now 80 glowing tiny centipedes
>next round, witch cast a different spell and then rolls for primal magic(dc2...rolled a 1)....roll on chart..."pick 2 random targets, one to be weilder, other the target, then roll on rod of wonders chart"
>dm rolls d100. 1-80 in centipedes, 81-100 is the rest of us(in daemons and npc)...weilder is centipede, target is daemon.
>6d6fireball dc 15 reflex for half...daemon has like 10 hp now...rolls a 1 on reflex and dies

A FUCKING 1/8 CR Centipede got the kill on a CR16 daemon!!!!!!also we didn't get to open the portal...all those souls we were supposed to save might be gone...including the PC Maguc

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>>19771131
Someone's always gotta start shit, man. God forbid any fun is had.

>>19770844
I don't like that version of the joke that much, it foreshadows a bit too much.

I prefer

A little girl goes up to her mother and asks "Mommy, mommy. Why am I named Rose?"

"Because when you were a little baby a rose petal fell on your forehead and we named you Rose."

Another little girl, this one younger, goes up to her mother and asks "Mommy mommy. Then why am I named Tulip?"

"Because when you were a little baby an tulip petal landed on your forehead, so we named you Tulip."

"HUURRGRRUWAHGUWAAAAAH!"

"Shut up Fridge!"

>>19771170
haha oh wow

Centipede gains 8 levels!

>>19771170
That centipede better have become the party mascot/DMPC. Did he get class levels from killing that demon?

>>19771241
talked to the dm a few mins ago...thinking about making the centipede gain INT 14, grow one size and gain the eschew material feat and gains a lv in wizard...and gains a centipede familiar

>>19771285
I suggest Warlock, personally. Because shoot, he just slaughtered a demon, as nothing more than vermin, and ate up his hellish power. Perhaps he inherited a contract from offing the demon and had to fill in for him, becoming a friendly contact for the party in the Hells?

>>19771373
>pathfinder

>>19770589
>implying saying "women who work as prostitutes" instead of "prostitutes" isn't stupid as hell.

>>19770630
That wasn't me or aspie or misogynistic.

>>19770176

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL5Ek0dqKUQ

Enjoy

>>19771484

Wrong link. This one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA

>Gilbert speaks in all caps

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>Start recruiting players for a Deathwatch game over IRC
>One player asks to play an inquisitor out of DH: Ascension
>I'm cool with it
>Player starts spamming me with his Rob-Liefield-esque shitty art
>Hits on me when I tell him I'm going out on my evening 5Mi run
>Hits me up for ERP
>Start game - his dialogue is ridiculously contrived and terrible, and has shit reading comprehension
>One of the players drop out due to timezone conflicts
>He calls the drop-out guy the N-word
>MFW
>Defends himself by saying that he has a black wife, and they call people the N-word all the time just for kicks
>Learn that he hit AT LEAST one other player up for ERP

The racist creep goes by the handle Commisar_Vladimir, and his deviantart account is http://roknese.deviantart.com/

Be-fucking-wary of this asshole.

>>19771636
What's wrong with that? I have a black girlfriend, I call her a nigger all the time. It's a joke, and she gets it. I find it hilarious that all of my white friends flip their shit when I say the word "nigger" or "nigga," especially when around my girlfriend, when she doesn't even bat an eyelid.

>>19771727

>What's wrong with that? I have a black girlfriend, I call her a nigger all the time.

I know you're trolling, but come on man, try harder.

>>19771769
Not that guy, but I have a black friend who calls me a nigger and I call him a nigger sometimes too. I'm also Jewish, and we call each other kikes sometimes. It's posisble that some people just don't get offended as easily as others. Believe it or not, some people are just don't care about name calling. Sticks and stones and all that.

>>19771769
No, seriously. People are way too race-sensitive. It's refreshing to just be able to say literally ANYTHING and not have someone freak out because she understands I don't mean a damn word of it.

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>>19771727
0/10, see me after class

>>19771795
Do you call random black nigger? Or is it just your friend?
Would you feel comfortable calling a white waiter in a restaurant nigger?

>>19771795
>I'm also Jewish, and we call each other kikes sometimes.
Wow, really? No one's ever called me one. I think it's probably bad that I'm jealous about this.

>>19771795

Yes, my close friends call me by racial slurs all the time and I don't give a fuck, but that's not something you can just assume with everyone.

>>19771798

That's nice between a group of people who are comfortable with one another and understand. Why would you say something like that to a stranger?

>>19771803
Yeah?! Well screw you too!
...
But seriously, I mean if the guy in his story was being serious like "Man, he must be a nigger, stupid nigger, fuck niggers" then I understand why they freaked out over it. But if it's like me and Mr. Kike over there people understand it's not actual racism, it's just a meaningless word.

Do you get offended when someone calls you a faggot?

>>19771809
>random black people nigger*

>>19771828
You know, you're actually right. I forgot that the guy in the story was just a stranger. I was assuming it was more of a 4chan "Everyone is a faggot/nigger" thing.

Moving along...

>>19771809
>>19771828
The only reason I wouldn't call a stranger a slur is because I can't be sure they're comfortable with it. I don't mean to offend anyone when I use slurs, as they're just harmless slurs, and my friends see it this way too. But some people would freak if you said nigger in public. I'm not trying to be some edgy kid going against the system, I'm just saying some of us have no problem with words that others find offensive.

>>19771812
The first time my one friend made a jew joke, I gasped and pretended to be all offended. The look on his face was hilarious, and I laughed it off and told him I was fucking with him. If you want people to be comfortable calling you a kike or some such, use the word around them. They need to know that you're cool with it. Kinda like how people say that they're "allowed" to say nigger because they have a black friend or whatever.

>>19771865

I am right.

>>19771911

> I'm just saying some of us have no problem with words that others find offensive.


I don't find my own dick offensive. Should I walk up and flop it onto your table while you're on a date with someone?

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>>19771795
That's because you're already friends, so you know it's all just in good fun. With strangers, you don't necessarily have that, you fucking Shylock.

>>19771933
Dude, you're completely missing my point. I said I wouldn't just shout slurs in public or at people I wouldn't know. I'm saying I use them with friends I know, and know that they're cool with it. You're kinda blowing the whole thing outta proportion. I'm also not defending the guy who called the no-show a nigger, I'm talking about the call who calls his wife a nigger, cause it seems like she was cool with it.

Well, guess I fucked this thread up. And it was already dying when I fucked it up...
Guess I'm a That Guy.

>>19769356
Wow. Just... wow.
Some people eh?

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This whole thread is full of That Guy.

>>19772074
That Guy threads are shit from post one. Carry on, Jewbag.

Ahh, That Guy threads. Finally drew me out.

In college we had a group that cycled between two talented roleplayers (1 female, 1 male), myself as DM (mediocre at best but they loved me and no one wanted to do the prep work), and a cast of characters who included:

- Sexual Harassment Drunkard.
- 'One of the Guys' ultra-Feminist Killjoy.

And Big Boy Blue. That guy who dressed in blue from head to toe, with stringy unwashed baby-blue hair, a single onesie-like blue jumper, and a heavy fleece dark blue tracksuit.

That guy who lived off of Perrier and Pokemon-related lesbian furvert erotica. The kind of guy who lives in 'special housing' due to his psychosis which includes necrophiliac incestuous notions towards his half-sister.

That guy who shoved masturbation cups inside of a Tails plush doll due to his obsession with fox-tailed love. That guy who finally broke down every semester and had to be forcibly removed from the premises with piles of his own feces hidden inside five gallon buckets, piss in his Perrier bottles, and mold growing off of his walls.

But, ehh, I wouldn't want to hassle you with all of that jazz... Or the stories...

>>19772177
YOU CAN'T JUST FUCKING DROP ALL OF THAT ON US AND THEN SAY YOU AREN'T GOING TO TELL US STORIES

YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE

ANON WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ AND WHY WON'T YOU GIVE ME MORE

>>19772177
Luke Plagueson returns?

>>19771636
Holy crap this guys gallery is bizarre.

>>19772177

What

The flying fuck

>>19772177
Tell us the story. You gave a plot hook, anon. That means you now have a moral responsibility to give us STORYTIEM.

>>19772177
Jesus christ, how horrifying.

Yet... so... interesting...

>>19770445
>Doom demands chocolate chips, the only pancake additive worthy of Doom!

>>19772158
Who are you calling jewbag? I'm the guy who called his girlfriend a nigger.

That's the one problem with anonymity. People rarely guess samefags correctly.

>>19772177
Give us the story, good man!

>played a Chaotic Evil Drow Rogue
>kept trying to kill the elves on the team for being elves
>refused to help kill a bunch of Spiders from the Underdark because "Lolth would be mad"
>never nice to any of the of the NPCs
>always tried to instigate chaos in every town, be it getting innocent people in jail, endangering the public, kidnapping children for ransom, letting a Deathwatch Spider nest in the guard tower to kill them.

What a fucking chode.

>People arguing over racial politeness
Seriously? The only people who get pissed about slurs are people already on edge, people who were ACTUALLY abused at the hands of racists, or people who are offended for other people.
The second group is pretty fuckin small these days, ESPECIALLY compared to group three.

>>19772428
the guy's a chode for RPing his CE Drow Rogue correctly? Deal with it, sounds like he knows how to play a Drow

Whats the word for a guy in your group that derails the game but makes every encounter far more epic

>>19772468
Thing is, why the fuck was he a Drow in the first place?
Bad on the DM, but also bad on the player. The other players better have brought him to justice.

>>19772468
If a thread from last week is to be believed, a CE Drow Rogue defacing the relics of a cult that seemed to have set up shop in a temple to Lolth, trying to backstab his teammates to sell as slaves to the Underdark, and killing himself to cheat the item/gold whore of the team out of items is apparently being THAT GUY.

>>19772512
He ended up killing himself out of fear of his clan finding out he was made into a vampire's slave.

I'm glad someone else feels that anyone who plays exotic race is a fucking piece of shit.

>GMing Unknown Armies in University RPG society game
>5 players, 3 guys 2 girls, only one guy is new to the group
>Character get genned - usual selection of concepts, new guy creates drug dealer
>Game going well, new guy is stocking up on all sorts of drugs so he can become a Narco-Alchemist and make elixirs and shit
>"GM, can I get hold of Rohypnol?"
>Oh shit - "Why do you want that, new guy?"
>"I want to put it in the drinks of the female PCs so I can rape them"
>wtf.jpg
>one of the girls in the group is a rape survivor
>"Sorry, but I'd rather not cover that sort of stuff in this game, as I know some people here will be uncomfortable with it."
>"But there's nothing wrong with it - why won't you let me play my character?"
>"I've just explained why we aren't going to deal with stuff like that, and yes, there's a hell of a lot wrong with rape."
>"Not really, women deserve it"
>Rape survivor leans over - "How about I bend you over right fucking now and ram something up your arse, see how you like it"
>New guy says "Oh god that sounds sooo hot. I have a raging boner just thinking about it."
>Rape victim pulls out her dildo and straps it on while telling the new guy to "Drop your pants and grab your toes, I will show you where the wild goose goes."
>Everyone else quickly leaves the table as two very disturbed people work out their frustrations
>Went better than expected

>>19772517
Killing your character out of spite is being "that guy", but everything else qualifies as behavior I would expect from that specific character type. Utterly debased, Lolth-fearing miscreant is the way it's supposed to be.

>>19772531
It's not just the exotic race bullshit, it's the fact that he was a race of always CE assholes who, from the sound of it, was completely incompatible with the rest of the group.

But I am glad he died.

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>>19772177

Well then. I guess I have set the hook. So gather all around kids and listen to the tale of Big Boy Blue.

Sing, O Muse, of the Great Blue One!
Sing, of our battles against his insanity
Of blades drawn in dorm rooms
Of an attempted ungulate rape
Of death of plush animals
And the chaos of a Small Liberal Arts School.

I went to a picturesque SLAS in the middle of Bumfuck Nowhere. I am a huge fucking man. Fat, but clean, neckbearded, but (allegedly) smart... And it works for me. I never understood the concept of the Creepy Gamer until I got to college. I mean, In HS we were a bunch of young kids from shitty backgrounds escaping with D&D.

You see, at this SLAS, the Roleplaying Clique was actually quite large. However, it was mostly controlled during my days there by a group of weird, neckbeardy guys who were asocial and led by the gamer girls of the campus, who were so DARK and DEEP that they would draw pentacles on their floors in red paint and be really anarchoawesome and..

Well, I had a fiancee (I know, I know) and while she was a few hours away I wasn't about to go jump on a hag to get into the games. So I made my way.

So I grabbed my gamers from the fringes. A buddy who played Ultimate and drank Bombay straight, and a girl who was always stuck in her little single room.

We got together and started gaming... And it was glorious. We played 2e (I was broke and couldn't afford the then-new 3e). We occasionally got members into the game... A roommate here, a girl who saw us drawing on whiteboards in a lab while running a battle, that sort of thing.

And then, our Girl Gamer met Big Boy Blue, and my life.. .Was changed.

>>19772468

>can do something
>should do something

These are different. I CAN go upstairs and kill my brother in his sleep with any of the myriad knives in the house, or just steal his MS medicine and smash the containers. Doesn't mean I should.

That guy CAN play a drow accurately, as per their depiction in various source materials. However, when this detracts from the fun of every other party member, he's being a self-centered chode.

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>>19772177

I can tell you that if you tell it now, it'll be a fantastic storytime.

I know from the pixels and seeing quite a few storytimes in my day.

>>19772554
Would it be "that guy" behavior to kill yourself for being raped by another character? Just curious. One player tried to rape another while they were both drunk, and in a kind-of metagaming way he threatened suicide if the rape was successful (it wasn't).

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>>19772577
We played a pretty high-attrition game in my over-the-top hurr durr homebrew (the years make your homebrew look shitty), everyone seemed to dig it... Humans, sweeping high fantasy, etc.

And Big Boy Blue wanted to play an anthropomorphic fox woman.

We had explained the game. We ran through the current storyline (think War of the Five Kings with a Orlando-inspired gender-bending king/queen, ancient dynasties, blah blah blah).

And still, the foxwoman.

He had a deep story around the foxwoman. The only one of her kind, frowned upon by society, but obsessed with repopulating the earth through her mystic magic shite. She was overpowered in that 2.5/Will and the Way way, tuned up with all sorts of Powers, in a game that wasn't feeling the need to bring Megakinesis into the picture...

And she was promiscuous. The guy had created long erotic segues in his discussion of previous lovers, including half of the generals/sorcerers/movers-and-shakers in the setting. Everyone was feeling a need to deep-dick this sweet four-tailed fox lady, and she produced milk even though she wasn't pregnant because LOLPOTIONBREWING.

I was once like you. I once believed heavily in Yes And, and improvisation in game. I believe in it again, but it took a lot of gamer therapy to get back to there.... But here I let him in.

And the first session began the Great Mary Sue Slaughter.

>>19772540
>someone gets raped because someone disapproves of their views
>better than expected

>>19772580
I'm just saying, the "C" in "CE" does stand for something, you know. If you want a more reserved Char in your group, let it stop at N. Sounds like the group itself was doomed from the start based on its makeup. Elves partying with a CE Drow? Cats and dogs living together! It's madness!

>>19772554
From the sounds of it, the item/gold whore was the REAL 'that guy' of the group; constantly taking the best items out of loot for himself under the guise of "I'm a merchant, too, guys" and giving everyone else the scraps.

I vaguely remember the guy saying that the gold/item whore (the only good aligned character of the group, mind you) would gladly roll his own teammate's bodies, because they were better off with him.

The guy finally got sick of it (and wanted to change characters anyway), so he killed himself. The DM either ruled that his body couldn't be roll out of respect (read: didn't want the item whore taking more shit) or that the items had been taken from the other Drow in the city.

>>19772540
wat

>>19772607
I never said he was playing the alignment wrong. I was saying the fact that he decided to do it, knowing full well the implications, is what made him a chode.

It's like going into a baseball game in full american football gear and tackling all the players (in complete accordance to the rules of football). It might be fun for you, but the other people are trying to play their own game and you're kind of ruining it.

>>19772594
Fut the whack?

>>19772646

Fuck that let's all go get some football gear and head to a baseball game. Sounds like fun.

>>19772646
Did you, at any point, explain this to him? Did anyone else?

If not, then as far as he was concerned, you allowed him to continue roleplaying his CE Drow precisely the way a CE Drow would act.

At least he wasn't a Drizz't clone.

>>19772580
Actually, our party was predominantly Evil and Unaligned, and he did provide a few laughs and decent support in battle.

I just hated the fucker for being both a Drow and CE. I don't care if you're fucking Drizzt himself, if you play either of these, you're 'that guy' in my book.

Play a normal fucking character, douchebag.

>That Girl
>Came into the group because she's our best player's best friend
>It's extremely obvious that she's just using the game as an excuse to have a pretend relationship with her friend. It's fucking creepy
>First game with her: Ruined an ostensibly cooperative game of Vampire by selling the whole party except for him out to local hunters and belial's brood. DM thought it was hilarious so didn't kick her out.
>Next game ruined: High intrigue political game of L5R. Group gets fucking exiled and hunted down because she guts her friend's arranged fiance in open court. DM, again, thought this made for "fun" gameplay and doesn't do shit.
>Chased the only other female player out of the group completely. She just pulled her out of the room one day and the girl never came to another session after that.
>Never shares the snacks she brings with us
>Never likes any of our ideas
>Is extremely standoffish and plain mean
>Have to deal with her again this week because DM is just too fucking easygoing to care

I'm thinking of quitting.

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>>19772594

BBB had a friend. Yes, somewhere, someone befriended this unknown beast, and helped him make characters. This sheet was unwieldy as fuck, but I spent half a week pondering over everything, getting it squared up, and saying ehh, let us see how it happens.

The first encounter, against something that a party of two (admittedly ‘bumped up’) characters would handily have cleared out ends in death of the foxwoman. This is mostly due to her obsession with ‘milking’ any creature of its ‘potent seed’ for use with her magics. I’m all for unique spell components… But what the fuck?

We had a bit of a conversation after the session. By ‘after the session’ I mean ‘as soon as the foxwoman was ‘ruthlessly murdered’ by the ‘viciously overpowered’ group of classical brigands.

Lulz ensued (at this point the group had lost 1 PC already, and 1 to an NPC land due to random crit tables (remember those?) We help him to generate a character more ‘fitting’ of the character types.

Being a bit of a weeaboo he wants a katana-bearing courtier who wears fox fur, can change into a fox, and has a fox companion.

Little did I know… Fuck how little did I know..

>>19772675
Okay well then you're "that guy."
Fuck you. Hating someone based on their character choice, and not for how they play, is fucking stupid.

>>19772696
Quit, then form a group with the other girl.

>>19772646
The implications was that the team was out a Rogue (which was promptly replaced by a mage, I believe) and the Item whore whined about not being able to take someone's items. His team didn't mind much that he died, IIRC; he rolled another character that was better suited to where the story had headed.

Still not seeing how that makes him that guy.

>>19772675
>I just hated the fucker for being both a Drow and CE. I don't care if you're fucking Drizzt himself,
I DO NOT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT "BEING DRIZZT" MEANS

>>19772699
'That guy' is anyone who makes the game less fun, right?

I hate exotic characters and I hate CE players.
Therefore, he is "that guy"

>>19772697
>Character gets killed in one session.
>"Hey, could you, I dunno, make a different character? One more fitting for the group?"
>"lol kay"
>Makes the same fucking character, but "different"

Jesus Christ, how horrifying...

>>19772718

Seems like you would have made the game less fun to him then. So by your definition, you are That Guy.

>>19772706
I wish I could, because she was nice and sweet. Unfortunately, I don't even know her number or where she lives, and I'm a shit DM. If I quit, I'll just start playing MMOs or something again.

>>19772718
No, your opinions do not a That Guy make.

A That Guy is someone who the majority of the group believes is ruining the experience for everyone.

a That Guy is NOT "A character I don't like."

>>19772718
>I hate fun
>Anyone who likes fun is That Guy

>>19772718
>'That guy' is anyone who makes the game less fun, right?
I'm starting to think YOU'RE That Guy.

>>19772718
No, he was playing a character by the books perfectly, and you're saying OMFG NO, GOD DAMMIT NO, HOW DARE YOU BE THIS RACE FUCK YOU, DORF FIGHTER NOW or whatever registers as a "normal" class for you.

Why the hell would D&D have exotic classes if no one was allowed to play them?

>>19772738
Ask if any of the other sane players would want to quit, and then ask if they know her information.

Then play board games or something.

Does anyone else feel like the "advice" of "Every group has 'that guy', and if you don't know who it is, then YOU'RE 'that guy'!" is making people start to be afraid to do anything unique, or is /tg/ very much function over form?

>>19772696
>Never shares the snacks she brings with us
>I'm thinking of quitting.

There, there, fellow fa/tg/uy, it'll be ok.

Just kidding, she sounds like a bitch

>>19772675
Holy fuck you are a faggot.

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>>19772697

It turns out the fox is a vixen. And pregnant.

Yes. I know now this seems obvious now. I know I should have seen it coming… But the next session brings us a woodsy meeting with the courtier and his fox companion. The character seems balanced and we all have eccentricities. But when the new character began discussing his lady love and their tragic consequences I asked for a history…

You see, the courtier was a fox king of this fox kingdom that also turns into humans because fuckmylife. And when he had to leave his fox kingdom to find his fox princess he brought a fox concubine to serve as his personal furry fucktoy when he turned into foxform. And now that his fox princess had died due to brigands he was going to go and kill ALL HUMANS FOR THIS INJUSTICE.

Yeah, not so much. I explained that this story wasn’t
going to work out after the courtier was killed in the next session. You see, this fox king decided to attack with all of his foxy powers and fight the brigands… But the brigands had backup, and his one man fuckfox frenzy brought down a dozen warriors, blades, and death.

I was then sent a long email. In it was described the sad attempt of a normal fox attempting to birth these quarter-human fox-men and included a line discussing the tearing of her uterus and the pain of “her sex being torn stem and root, tearing her belly and spilling the Fox Kings childs onto the forest floor’.

Wait… It gets worse.

I think my friend is "That Guy"

No matter what we play, as soon as we get into a new town/settlement the first thing he does is look for drugs/alcohol/prostitutes

Most of us roll with it since we really don't have anyone else to play with, but if anyone confronts him about it he gets all pissed off and saying that he's roleplaying "like you wanted me to".

He's in Navy boot camp now and I'd love to try to play a game without him, if we could just get everyone else to show up...

>>19772718
>'That guy' is anyone who makes the game less fun, right?

Fucking WRONG, namefag.

That Guy is someone whose fun comes at the expense of everyone else's fun, or who degrades the experience for all involved.

You hated a roleplayer because he played his role. Beware, lest you become that which you decry.

>>19772759
For faggots, otherkin, and furries.

How many of YOU play anything other than Human, Dwarf, or Orc?

>>19772777
No. The advice is indeed bullshit, but that's not what causes the... what would be the opposite of a special snowflake? Mundane raindrop?
Raindrops are pretty boring.

>>19772778
It sounds petty, but it's really annoying when you reach for some cookies or some of those little triangle sandwiches and she snatches them up. Of course, her friend is free to eat them all he wants, and I more or less have to go through him to get anything she might bring.

>>19772718

stoplikingwhatidontlike.jpg

The guy was roleplaying his character very well, but you're calling him 'that guy' because he wasn't 'normal enough'. Fucking xenophobe idiot - you are clearly the real That Guy.

>>19772428
>played a Chaotic Evil Drow Rogue
>kept trying to kill the elves on the team for being elves
>refused to help kill a bunch of Spiders from the Underdark because "Lolth would be mad"
>never nice to any of the of the NPCs
>always tried to instigate chaos in every town, be it getting innocent people in jail, endangering the public, kidnapping children for ransom, letting a Deathwatch Spider nest in the guard tower to kill them.
Isn't this EXACTLY how a drow should behave?

>>19772795
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>>19772795

>I was then sent a long email.
It's like a horror movie, and you just want to tell the poor girl wandering down the alley way to just run the fuck away.

>>19772813
>Of course, her friend is free to eat them all he wants, and I more or less have to go through him to get anything she might bring.
Do you ever bring anything?

>>19772827

Pretty much. At first I was like "player is a douche" but as the GM described more of the story, I was like "oh well you're a douche."

>captcha excellent loloya

>>19772795
wut

>>19772845
Sometimes. We're all kind of broke so it's shit like Taco Bell or Pringles. It's particularly stinging when we can't have what she brings because it's actually really good, handmade food.

>>19772827

This, pretty much. All it's missing is the character development where the Drow begrudgingly begins to respect his partymates; and if he doesn't swap alignment, at least keep the CE prick acts to NPCs.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with playing a Drow like that, s'far as I can see.

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>>19772795

Now, I really needed to get the fuck away from gaming with Big Boy Blue. Desiring to actually get to know what the fuck causes this… issue… I decided to try getting into his mind. Missing Link (my tall, gangly, gin-soaked friend) and I decide to take Big Boy Blue out for dinner on a Saturday.
We invite him with little fanfare only to find out that Saturday is an important day for him! He’s turning 2X and wouldn’t it be awesome for us all to go out to a bar and just PARTY HARD?!?! Well, no because I could not legally buy cigarettes at this point, and while the liquor flows on a small campus fake IDs were hard to come by. We settled on a meal at a nice little restaurant in town, a couple bottles of booze copped from our sources, and some chatting.
The conversation. Well, we learned that Big Boy Blue’s family was loaded. He had been in school for several years but couldn’t graduate because ‘stuff came up’. He then proceeded to break down and start to tell us about Elizabeth.
Elizabeth was his half-sister, who had died several years before. As I look back I think that this was the catalyst from a standard anime fan to Big Boy Blue, as the guy seemed to recall those days as idyllic.
And then he began to discuss spirit marriage and how foxes are the carriers of dead virgin souls and we got into the real meat of our conversation.

>>19772838
I would like to see that email posted on /tg/.

>>19772813

No, that's A-grade bitchery.

You bring enough food for you, you bring enough snacks for all, or you LEAVE IT THE FUCK HOME. So yes, you bring you a meal, A-OK. You buy a pizza and share it around, fine. You get a pizza and you and other dude eat it, and you slam the box on everyone else? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE.

Basic rules of hospitality, ffs. Keep it to yourself, or share and share alike. This isn't fucking rocket surgery.

>>19772813
I understand man, it just still cracks me up whenever tension over something like food is created, got a good lol from this. Honestly she shouldn't bring food into a group if she wasn't expecting to share. It's such a small thing but people do take it personally.

>>19772827
CE Drow should have nice, sunny dispositions and handle any situation with rationality and calm, reserved judgement! What a douchebag lol!

>First time playing D&D 3.5 (I'm a 4rry myself).
>DM makes us do stupid shit, like roll Spot/Search checks to discern the race of a guard TWO FEET AWAY.
>He has a DMPC that is a Half-Drow, Half-Dragon, Undead Werewolf Necromancer. No, I'm not kidding.
>Every single dungeon was a bunch of 60' x 60' rooms, all of them empty.
>Any time we actually got to fight, his DMPC would murder everything before we could act.

Honestly, I never had a high opinion of 3.5 to begin with, but that fucking guy... Oh yeah:

>Whenever we ask the god-mode DMPC to help, he says "No," and smokes his weed.
>Later on, female player's character and DMPC start to get flirty, taking up half the time. Later turns out they were fucking irl.

Seriously, fuck that game.

>>19772865
>And then he began to discuss spirit marriage and how foxes are the carriers of dead virgin souls and we got into the real meat of our conversation.

Where the fuck do you guys meet these people?

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>>19772865
>>19772795
>>19772697
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>>19772577

Dear god...

And I thought the Dog-obsessed aspie that occasionally wanders into my LGS was bad....

>>19772896

Ugh, dude, it sounds like my high school D&D all over again. Pity you got to experience 3.5 (or any RPG) with a cuss like that. Screw you, That GM.

>First time playing D&D 4e (I'm a 3aboo myself).
>DM makes us do stupid shit, like roll Perception checks to discern the race of a guard TWO FEET AWAY.
>She has a DMPC that is a Vampire Half-Vampire Werewolf. No, I'm not kidding.
>Every single dungeon was a bunch of 12 x 12 square rooms, all of them empty.
>Any time we actually got to fight, her DMPC would murder everything before we could act.

Honestly, I never had a high opinion of 4e to begin with, but that fucking girl... Oh yeah:

>Whenever we ask the god-mode DMPC to help, she says "No," and smokes her weed.
>Later on, male player's character and DMPC start to get flirty, taking up half the time. Later turns out they were fucking irl.

>>19772913
You find them in the damndest places, that's how.

One moment you think you're never gonna see some shi- BAM - your eyes are balls deep in what the fuck before you knew that a social fuckup even ran into you.

Trust me, I know. I had one person explain they wanted to be surgically altered into a human sized fox.

No, not 2 legged. 4.

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>>19772865

Alright, so to sum up the “Elizabeth”-Big Boy Blue ‘lovestory’:

BBB’s father is a Big Man at a company. You probably used one of their products today. He had a child in a first marriage and then BBB came along with his trophy wife. He was always the misunderstood weird weeaboo kid, but this didn’t prevent his father from showering him with the $40k car we came in (all redone in what color you ask?), or the several years of ridiculously high tuition he burned through, or the stuff in his room (we’ll get to it)… But Elizabeth understood him.

They were always good friends, and BBB may/may not have attempted to take this a bit further in his pubescence. From what I understand there may have been an occasion that “Elizabeth”, intoxicated, was… Touched by his personal Blue Man. He claims it was his ‘awakening’ into manhood… This came in a later discussion, but ew.

Somewhere a few months later “Elizabeth” was kicked out of the house by BBB’s mother. Why? I don’t know. She turned to booze, and troubles occurred, and she ended up dying due to an accident of some sort.

BBB was heartbroken. In his mind her acceptance of his nature and inability to say no to his tender loving made them soulmates. And he would do anything to keep her with him.

Anything.

>>19772896
Uh, yeah. Fuck that. I would have asked to DM the second I was told there would be a Half Drow/Half Dragon Werewolf Necromancer involved, you're just wasting your time with that dickhead

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>>19772956
This is getting really good.

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>>19772956
>Anything.
I just recoiled from my monitor.

Why am I still reading this?

>Game at Sir Games A lot in Barrie
>Well, sorta used to go
>Noctorious for A LOT of THAT guys.
>Subject 1, CJ
>Huge tall orange haired guy who hates all religion except for paganism
>Believes he can control fire
>FUCKING LOVES Space marines
>Will cheat to see his "SUPER SPESCHUL OC" win
>Examples of this include:
>"No, hes a null, psychic powers don't effect him."
>"Oh look, he passed his save, sorry that you couldn't see the dice though"
>He usually cheats shamelessly, such as claiming that my stormtrooper's LoS is blocked by their own squadmembers just to make sure his super cool dragon marines (Hes most likely a scaly) can live another turn.
>Just loves to tell us about his homebrew chapter and go on about how it's more powerful and justified than any of the other factions
>"Oh, they totally work with the eldar, tau, and everyone to benefit everyone. They fight for humanity, but hate the imperium"

I'll post more, long night and all.

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>>19772956

I don't know if I like where this is headed.

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>>19772577
>>19772594
>>19772697
>>19772795
>>19772865
Jesus Christ and the twelve Apostles in a handbasket. This just keeps getting worse and worse.

I want to know how it ends.

>>19772858
>handmade food for her sweetheart
It's just like my japanese animes

>>19772956
Urge to punch BBB directly in the mouth building

>>19772966
I stopped reading at 'DMPC.'

>>19772966
Now this is my utter lack of experience with D&D talking here--I understand why a drow/dragon/werewolf/necromancer is horrible, what I want to know is how the FUCK that's actually possible to roll up.

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>>19772956

So we go back to his room. Do you know the smell of quick lime like an outhouse?
Imagine that. And stale cum. And a perfume that I will not identify but imagine and skanktastic Guidette trash scent. We didn’t want to sit but we both had jackets, it was laundry day tomorrow, fuck it let’s do this.
We had purchased a cake for the celebration, and BBB dragged out a large tabletop that he set atop a pile of Papa John’s containers.
To this day I cannot eat PJ’s, and I’ll explain THAT interlude later.
We break open the bottles (Peppermint Schnapps to go with the cake, and gin and tonics for our favored drinks). We begin to drink, and BBB LOVES the flavor. You see, he’s not allowed to drink due to ‘his condition’… And bursts towards the bathroom after the first couple of shots.
He repeats this five times. Drink for five minutes, go into his attached bathroom (a big thing in dorm tech at my SLAS for undergrads), retch, then return. This cake-and-booze binge continues for thirty minutes… And he tells us he just needs to be alone in the bathroom for a bit.
We can hear him. He is a vocal member of the Masturbation Guild, and the sound can only be described as a fat man running while covered in grease and moaning over lost love.
It is then we begin to look around the room. A large pile of random anime, a very neat pile of anime topped by the largest container of lube I had seen thus far, and a glowing light in his self-supplied vanity bureau.
We looked in…

>>19773007
Dragons will fuck anything, so I guess half-drow/half-dragon is possible. Werewolf, he contracted lycanthropy. Necromancer, he controls undead. BEING undead? Not a fucking clue.

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>>19772956
>*varyingdegreesofhorrorandwant.mp4*

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>>19772983
>Also had this one man, we called him shit eating grin
>Well, he wasn't a man, more or less a manchild
>Played tau, sisters of battle, and dwarves for fantasy
>His painting skills amounted to dipping a model in a bucket of paint and blowdrying it before the paint settled
>He claimed to have used dollar store paint for his mini's
>Can't measure worth shit, his hand jiggles and wiggles like fucking michael j fox, misplaces extra inches all the time
>Once did a huge game with him on the otherside
>He deepstrikes drones very close to a basilisk, we know it's going to mishap
>He starts screaming and stomping his feet as we notify him of this, customers immediately leave the store
>He starts bitching about how hard his life is
>Decide we'll just break for lunch, pack up my shit
>He stays back and snears at us, calling us snakes and cheaters behind our backs

I have no clue where these people come from.