HARDER, BUTLER, SWAGGIER, FASTER.Into every generation a Butler is born: one man in all the world, a Chosen One. He alone will wield the swag and skill to catch the ladies, dames, and the armies of bitches; to get into their hearts and to add them to the family.He is Hayate, The Combat Butler.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Smoke fills the hallway as you protect yourself with the large tray.That mount of molotov would have been enough to take out any of your classmates, enough to even get Mike to fall flat on his ass.Confident that nothing could have survived that, you peek over your silver shield.There, walking out of the smoke, with not a scratch on him, was the big black guy."That's really, really, really not nice!" he says with a frown as he charges you.WAT DO?[ ]Fight [ ]Bag (pull out the _____)[ ]Pokemon (send out____)[ ]Run>this will be a short one, will have to end early today.
rolled 64 = 64>>19824908Fuck yeah[ ]Fight
>>19824908[x]Bag (pull out the GummiBEARS)Time for friendship.
>>19824908>[ ]Pokemon (send out____)Big man needs a big dinosaur to tango with.
>>19824956Nevermind, I switch to give Mikey some gummiBEARs.
For the love of sweet fuck, do you even have an ending or are you just going until you die of old age?Hell, I love quest threads, but jesus fuck you're reaching a Snow Giant Quest amount of threads (or maybe you've even past it by now), but with none of the substance.Sage for non-contribution.
rolled 73 = 73>>19824946+1 for gummiBEARS
>>19825019There is an ending, you dont have to worry about that.>>19824946this if we have any.
>bagYou reach into your bag, grabbing some GummyBEARS."Hey! Catch!"you deftly toss them into the big guy's mouthHe pauses in mid-step as the treats land on his tongue.He begins to tentatively chew and swallow them.*ROAAAAAAR!~*Dropping on all fours, he lets out a mighty roar and continues his charge.>Big angry black guy now turned into Big angry black bear.WAT DO?>>19825019I have an ending.And the pieces are almost in place for that arc.There's jsut a few more flags to trigger
>>19825104Produce salmon, throw salmon at bear man.
>>19825104Cover the gun girls in honey, turn invisible.
>>19825104Roar produce salmon and something human shaped and red for him to maul
>>19825168sounds like a plan
>>19825168They are not here.the gun girls have scattered,
>>19825197Damn, summon five honey glazed hams then.
>>19825019Actually the ending will never occur. We will postpone it indefinitely just to piss you off
>>19825197Salmon decoy time, then.
>>19825210>>19825177>>19825131Ham is red, bears like salmon and honey.
>>19825236So... A man made of ham and salmon?
As long as it resembles Ron burgundy yeah
>>19825263or something like this
>>19825131>>19825177>Produce salmon>distractYou have Kraus give you as much Salmon as he could make, making a pile of the still wriggling fish in between you and the man hopped-up on gummies.He dives head-first into the mound of fish and begins to tear into them.>bear man suitably distracted.wat do?[ ]run[ ]fight *roll for this*
>>19825263Oh god yes!
rolled 71 = 71>>19825104eat GummyBEARS.Be the bear. Fight the bear. Fuck the bear.
rolled 96 = 96>>19825303[xs]fight *roll for this*Commisar says BLAM!Pistol to the back of the head.
>>19825303Run. No need to stick around for him to finish.Maybe cover him and the fish in a teacup first.
>>19825303[x]run, unless he's standing between us and our room, which is our objective atm.
RunDon't Fuck with the invincible bob Sapp while he is high on gummy BEARS
>>19825344>>19825333I dunno dice say different.
rolled 20 = 20>>19825303[ ]fight
>>19825333With a roll like this, I guess we may as well [x]fight, though I'd rather not take the time.
>>19825333Jeez we roll awesome nowChanging from my >>19825344
Dropping a teacup on the man, you take Susan in your arms and run."You okay?" you ask her"Yeah, just a broken leg."handing her your flask, she imbibes a good amount of Healing Blue.With the rest of the team you went in with are chasing down those girls with guns and Susan now back on her feet, you have two options.You can either help the team clean up any outlying guards.Or, you can head to the target area and secure the building.[ ]clear guards[ ]secure building
>>19825397Secure the building. Sooner we do that sooner we win
rolled 46 = 46>>19825397[x]Clear guards
>>19825397secure building, advise rest of team about psychological warfare against sosuke.
>>19825397Totes secure the building.
>>19825429Hope that bloodberry is still in because she would be brilliant at it
To speed up the mission, you leave the task of taking care of the guards to your team.You and Susan head down the familiar hallway straight to your room.-======-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-You push open the door and inside you find the Dude."Hey Kids. Welcome. Just you two then?" he asks"yeah." "Well, let's not waste anymore time then. Let's do this." He pulls out his 'pet', Fluffy the bowling ball and throws it at you.**ROLL FOR DUDE FIGHTAN**>add a course of action
rolled 13 = 13>>19825556Cover a tray with rebounder and send that bowling ball back.
rolled 48 = 48>>19825556Claim that Susan was recently injured, claim "her life is in your hands man." than beat him over the head with out spoon.
rolled 33 = 33>>19825556this>>19825580but charge after the ball with sword in hand
rolled 25 = 25>>19825556have susan attack him while we set up the bar and mix up a bitchin white russian.
rolled 7 = 7>>19825598that was not my real roll
rolled 24 = 24>>19825556ZA WARUDO!
rolled 42 = 42>>19825601aw sheeit these are bad rolls
rolled 57 = 57>>19825604Well fuck my ass and call me your sister
rolled 48 = 48>>19825556Throw hams at him using a spoon-a-pult.
rolled 47 = 47>>19825620said susan.
>>19825556Rolling to beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker.
rolled 55 = 55>>19825556Shoot him in the dick
rolled 89 = 89>>19825601fukken tg dice. one more time.
rolled 68 = 68>>19825630Dice are needed to roll
>>19825630This. Now with dice!
>>19825644that was sad till you came around.
rolled 27 = 27>>19825644>>19825598rerolling nice one lookout
rolled 44 = 44>>19825668Maybe i shouldnt have had those sixteen beers...
rolled 94 = 94>>19825690maybe i should have
rolled 94 = 94>>19825729fuck yeah, i want >>19825598
>>19825734Mahou it so.
rolled 9 = 9>>19825734>>19825729hahaha
>dem low rallsYou pull up a tray and you and your twin duck behind it.The sound you were expecting, one of the ball hitting the tray and bouncing back, never came."Ah yes, I remember the look you gave me when I first introduced Fluffy to the class. You were thinking, "Is this guy for real?" right? Well, let me assure you that mr.Fluffy there is very very well trained."The Dude says from behind the podium.You peek over the tray and find the ball hovering just inches from your shield, spinning in place like a top.The ball veers up, and you duck just in time for it to take off a few hairs on your head.Susan jumps out from behind you and heads right for the Dude."I hope you didn't think it would be that easy." He says with a simple step to the side that makes Susan miss her slash completely.>telekenetic bowling ball after you, Susan engaged in combatWAT DO?
rolled 53 = 53>>19825754double twin clone powers activate!
rolled 6 = 6>>19825754fuckinggoddamnshitniggercuntbadgerdickbagsfffffffuuuuuuuuuuu-spoon baseball bat
>>19825754What Goku did to Freeza with those discs. Run and hit the dude with it.
>>19825754Bunny mode. Coat sole of one foot in Rebounder.
>>19825795Bowling ball soccer?THIS!
>>19825754Cut that fucker with a huge knife
rolled 14 = 14>>19825795this
rolled 83 = 83>>19825919I get the feeling that we're going to launch into the ceiling extremely quickly...Rolling for awesome kickball into dude's face.>suspect serveds>Captcha agrees
The ball continues to chase you around the room, crushing sections of floor, wall and ceiling.You tried to duck behind one of the blue recliners, but the sphere of death just blasted through it, clipping your left arm.You look up as you run away again to see the Dude now fighting 2 Susans up front.Easily able to duck and dodge between her 4 swords.You run into the middle of the room with your flask out.The ball gouges through multiple chairs, not even slowing down a bit as it pursued you.'Get ready to duck.' you tell Susan as you soak your right leg in Rebounder.You we're never part of the soccer-club, nor did you actually participate in the sport.You didn't really have time for that.But with your great hand-eye coordination, and you unnatural leg-power, you had an easy chance at making it to the big leagues.'Now!' you mentillate your twin.Pulling your leg back with your eyes on the ball, You deflect it straight at the Dude.**ROLL FOR BATTLEBALL**
rolled 1 = 1>>19825963
rolled 93 = 93>>19825963ROLLINGU
rolled 39 = 39>>19825963I can't think of a witty one-liner. Anyone got a spare?
rolled 10 = 10>>19825976
rolled 52 = 52>>19825976FRRIIIIITTTTTTZZZZZZ
rolled 86 = 86>>19825963Nowhere to go but critical success, now.
rolled 78 = 78>>19825963Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllll
rolled 94 = 94>>19825992lets add another zero to this number
rolled 5 = 5>>19825963one roll to try and reverse it.
>>19825976The emprah is pleased.
rolled 23 = 23>>19825976Fuck you. Mine's bigger.
rolled 100 = 100>>19826006That wasn't a hundred, dice. Try again.
rolled 72 = 72>>19826010what is with my goddamn 94's?
>>19826020Thank you based Udz?
rolled 82 = 82>>19826020CRITICAL COUNTER!
>>19826020Holy shit, it worked.
rolled 42 = 42>>19826020
>>19826037fuck forgot to turn em off
rolled 1 + 99 = 100>>19826020Never tried nokoing dice for high rolls before, not sure how it shows up.
>>19826083OH WOW TWO ONE HUNDREDS BOY HOWDY
>>19826083Alright, so there's my answer. I learned something today.
193100This shall be.interesting.
>>19826010>>19825980The two Susans jump back and give the bowling ball a wide berth.It blasts through the short distance straight towards the Dude's head.He stands there looking surprised at what you did, watching the ball flying straight at him.And then, "NOPE..." The ball stops, mere centimeters from the end of his nose."...not gonna work.""Well how about this?" You unleash the tealaser you had building up.The concentrated beam of steaming hot tea was aimed straight and true, his torso a nice easy target...If only he didn't take that calculated step to the right."Sorry Kid." he says, as the ball follows him like a balloon on a string, "You have to do better than that."**ROLLEM AGAIN**>you need to beat a 70 within the first 5
rolled 61 = 61>>19826117All of my courage.
rolled 86 = 86Let's go.
rolled 89 = 89>>19826117Here goes
rolled 65 = 65>>19826117woot
rolled 60 = 60>>19826117Oh shit!.
rolled 37 = 37>>19826117why not
>>19826126I LIKE WHAT I`M BEHOLDING
>>19826126>>19826127Done and done.And nothing in the first five lower than a 60. We gooood.
>>19826083>>19826020>goddammit didnt see THESE."How about THIS then?" The two Susans say from behind him.You saw them vacuum up the tealaser that missed, saw them amplify it and get ready to fire.You weren't saying a word lest the surprise be ruined.A pair of amplified tealasers hit him square in the chest, blasting him out the window."Good enough!" He says as he gets vaporized.'Academy secured.' You report to Keima.'Great... Now I need you to _____."**ROLLEM**1-30 Dorms31-60 Library61-90 Cafeteria91-100 Roller's choice
rolled 53 = 53>>19826180PX
rolled 69 = 69Let's go! Let's see what we do!
>>19826180goddammit.forgot to add >TAKING 5th
rolled 48 = 48>>19826180Library.
rolled 58 = 58>>19826180Library
rolled 84 = 84>>19826180
rolled 69 = 69>>19826194yes
>>19826222Chef fighting time.
>>19826180'I need you to head down to the cafeteria. Take the kitchen and it and the adjoining PX are ours.' he tells you.'And the others?' you ask him'I'll have the marrionettes backing up Gai's team that's on the way to the dorms.''Okay then, we'll take down the Cafeteria and join them right after that.'--------------------------------------------------------------You and Susan make the short run to the Cafeteria in 2 minutes.Inside, you find Chef and someone wearing the security team uniform waiting for you."Welcome, welcome, welcome. I hope you two are ready for a demonstration" The rotund man says as he pulls out a pair of kitchen knives.The other guy has a yellow towel in hand.WAT DO?>add a roll>highest of the first 5 determines action
rolled 59 = 59>>19826375COOKING BATTLE MOTHERFUCKER!
rolled 52 = 52>>19826375>>19826386this
rolled 16 = 16>>19826375>>19826386>cook-offYES.
rolled 47 = 47>>19826375We can into fighting foodons?
rolled 84 = 84>>19826375IRON CHEF GO
rolled 70 = 70Seconding Cooking battle
rolled 16 = 16>>19826375IRON CHEF BATTLE
rolled 21 = 21>>19826386
rolled 7 = 7>>19826402And it's a knife fight. How boring.
rolled 51 = 51>>19826407Oh my god, can we get a yellow toque with a green ball and hat a plate of fried rice? Can we? Please?
rolled 65 = 65>>19826444Or eyes.
>>19826375since lg can;t post yellow towel guy i'll do it for him
rolled 19 = 19>>19826475Run it's too absorbent!
I was kinda hoping for Iron Chef Batali to be honest.
>>19826527I kind of was too. Oh well, he'll just slap some hookers around.
>>19826519>forgot DICE>>19826527Do you mean BATARU?
>>19826566I mean Chef Clogman.
rolled + 100 = 100>>19826584Oh you meant a specific iron chef winner.or however that works.
You pull out a pair of knives and face-off Chef.He watches silently as you expand them into swords.With those two silver sabers in hand, you charge Chef and his ordinary looking kitchen knives.He doesn't duck, he doesnt block, he doesnt even flinch.All he did was wave one of them horizontally in front of him as you slashed down.*clang clang clang clang*Chunks of silver hit the blue and white tile floor.Your swords have been diced into large squares, leaving you unarmed."Wha..? How?" you ask."Ginsu knives," he answers as he shows you his weapons. "Sharp as a bitch."----------------------------------------------------------------------->SUSAN POVVials of molotov in-hand, ou charge this lanky figure with the yellow towel.As you threw them, you fully expected him to duck or try and get away.Instead, he simply used the piece of yellow cloth to defend himself.You smile, now that thing had enough molotov in it to blow his arm off.You send the mental signal to activate the potion but the unexpected happens.Instead of blowing up as he rolled it back up into a tube, it only fizzled and smoked a bit."What?" you ask in disbelief."Shamwow." he answers as if making a pitch to an imaginary audience, "Sucks everything up. German made, so you know it's quality."He throws the towel and it expands mid-air to entrap you.
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:1-800-WHOOP-ASSNew thread at 2200 4chan time>now if you'll excuse me i have a family gathering to get to.>for comments/ suggestions/ hatemail, drop me a line on twitter
>>19826654Man, you weren't kidding when you said you'd have to end it early.
>>19826632Well, we're going to have to switch opponents or switch tactics with Susan.
rolled + 100 = 100>>19826683yes
>>19826711Is this what you're doing?
rolled + 100 = 100>>19826722This, maybe?
rolled + 100 = 100>>19826732Zing, got it.
rolled + 100 = 100>>19826732>>19826740sort of close, but no.
rolled + 100 = 100>>19826756Oh, I know, you include a noko, but I think I got the dice part right. If not, care to point out where I'm off?
Sorry if it took so long. Here is the drawing. Unfortunately, I cannot stay. Bye gentlemen
>>19826770Very nice. Take care, man.
rolled + 100 = 100>>19826768Yeah... That part is kind of obvious...But I meant the dice part.I'm not actually rolling a die.>certainly not rolling a die with no sides.
>>19826770>boobsYes Hayate, boobs.
>>19826812That gets 1+99, not +100
rolled + 100 = 100>>19826796Then how do you get it to roll? I assume you didn't do it like my fail here:>>19826722
rolled + 100 = 100Hm.
rolled + 100 = 100>>19826839lol. close. you didn't use any dice that time. on the plus side, i didn't use any either.
rolled + 100 = 100>>19826924
>>19826924It's all the same, really.
>>19826770Great work as always dude
rolled 18 + 100 = 118>>19826948yes, but I won't reveal my unique method until somebody figures it out; I have given you all of the clues you need.
rolled 3 + 100 = 103>>19826991I guess assuming that a bunch of fa/t/guys will try to solve a pointless puzzle is pretty stupid.>oh wait.
rolled + 100 = 100>>19827018We did try. Our attention spans are finished, though.
>>19827055And it's irrelevant, since the + is still there.
rolled 64 + 100 = 164>>19827078On the plus side, You're wrong.
rolled 80 + 100 = 180>>19827477Oh how I am loving wordplay today.
>>19827477No, you faggot, I meant the + is there in the post, hence all these shenanigans being pointless.
>>19830124Really, Udz? You really had to bump this thread for that...?
>>19830137No, I didn't have to, I just don't care enough to insert a sage into the email field.But I suppose I will now.
rolled 93 + 100 = 193>>19830137>>19830149bump
>>19830587Now that there really is no need for.So to have this post actually relevant to the thread, what're we gonna do for the date with Sakamoto, anyway?
>>19831283Im saying Bombadil's shop.We are a confirmed hallucinogenic-addict right?
>>19831816>We are a confirmed hallucinogenic-addict right?Uh, no, not really. We've partaken of BEARS a couple times, and the Moonlight side effects a couple times, but that's far from "addict."
rolled 100 + 100 = 200>>19831816ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY
rolled 30 = 30>>19833238That was a joke, but with that roll we either are hopelessly addicted, or no matter how much is taken, there is never any lingering desire to use again.>No inbetween.
>>19833276If it was a 1, we'd be wreckingly addicted. That was not a 1.I'm thinking we should take Mio out to a traditional Japanese place for the dinner portion of the date.
>>19833319For a taste of home?I suppose it would work with her being from 1940's Japan, especially if she's expecting a nice date to wear an elegant dress to.
>>19833489Pretty much. Probably not much of it in 1940s England.
>>19833489>>19833319I suggested home made food, we dont need to spend money for a good time, especially when one of our powers is unlimited alcohol.>MSQ Endures.
rolled 48 = 48>>19833319Well, technically it was a roll for 'we are addicted' and not a roll for 'not addicted' It seems that a high roll on a roll for addiction would be a high addiction, like a save roll against addiction that got a 1 would also be very addicted.Or a 1 on a roll to try to become an addict would mean 'no drinks necessary' [good end]>If an evil person rolled nat100 to rape the ultra cute moe loli, the loli would never get away, despite the fact that MC is good person.>Captcha fucked up, so PSI have no fucking clue why I'm arguing with a person that thinks that a good roll gets you the opposite of what you want.>Is it opposite day today?
>>19833832You do realize that simply rolling for something doesn't make it true, especially when it's not even an active session time, right?
>>19833748I suppose that yes, we could make a very nice Japanese meal, given our powers and skills. Do you have a place in mind where the dinner could take place?
>>19833832You never said you were rolling to be addicted.Normally, a critical success would lead to GOOD things, such as not being addicted. So I was operating on that property. A saving throw, if you will. Which you can always willingly fail if you want.So no, I don't think a good roll gets you the opposite of what you want, you just failed to communicate the intent of the roll properly.
>>19833970Bureaus roof? Park? Our beach? Mio's bed?
>>19834107>We're a confirmed hallucinogen addict right?ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY (rolled 100)Seems pretty cut and dried to me.The question being are we addicted, the answer being yes, with a roll that would normally allow whatever statement is made to be made so.
>>19834884Isn't addiction one of those things where you must have good luck to just say >nope. not addicted.I mean, you'd prolly say the same thing if you really were addicted, but you would be lying, and possibly even believe yourself.
Vote time, who wants Hayate to be a druggie?I say why the fuck not, sure.
>>19835047I prefer the term Party Animal.
>>19834884And that's not how I took it at the time. It looked to me like he was just leaving his dice on.But whatever, it doesn't really matter.>>19835047That is retarded. There really hasn't been anything to support it bring a thing.
What if.... what is the Bureau is in charge of the section of the meta where the fanfics and half finished stories are located?Imagine the horrors we would face on missions....
>>19835047Why don't you try it when the quest's actually running, rather than during the after-quest discussion?And no, it's a bad idea and doesn't have any support in the narrative.
>>19835866Where do you think the Juice comes from?
>>19836653something something PTSD
>>19835866Considering the Guard don't think that part of the meta exists, I'd figure it's not so much that the Bureau is in charge of it. It's that they're the only ones that know how to get there.
Guys, I don't know if she's in yet, but Lain from 'Serial Experiment Lain' NEEDS to be the bureaus network admin and near only technician. Because she gets the 'Five Nines' (99.999% uptime, only a few minutes a YEAR)Just seems cool to me, but I'm biased as fuck.Just saying since I'm backlogging and someone mentioned she should be the one working on translating software.Which doesn't fit her.
>>19837781She's been tossed around, LG hasn't mentioned her, though.
>>19837915Meaning she's still open to being added.You're a cool guy Udz, I like you. It's cool that you've stuck around through so much shitstorming, trolling, spamming, and more.I almost gave up during the treads for Nanohas birthday.Was really bad, since I was already a Nanoha fan before this.(currently on advanced day one, somewhat glad I stayed)
>IT LIVES!There you were, facing off against the chef and a guy from the security team.Susan is trapped inside a large yellow towel, her struggling ineffective.You were facing-off against chef, his knives superior to yours.You must think of a way to proceed, but are unsure how.WAT DO?
rolled 14 = 14>>19838328Gun beats sword.
rolled 85 = 85>>19838341And by that I mean we should shoot him in the face.I don't even know what we're carrying at this point.
Toss a thing of Molotov at Chef to provide a distraction while we attempt to free Susan.
>>19838328Okay, we can't beat Chef in melee; his Ginsu knives are too sharp.Fall back, set up three tea cups with the insides coated in Rebounder, and send them out to surround Chef but beyond his reach.Fire the tea laser, but when it misses, have a tea cup catch it and rebound it to try to hit Chef again.And if it misses, catch it with another tea cup and try again.We can telekinetically move our tea cups with saucers, might as well try something different.
>>19838328Switch with Susan. Knives on Shamwow guy, splosions on Chef.Whether we actually switch opponents or just switch tactics doesn't matter to me.
rolled 50 = 50>>19838328Fuck yeah
>>19838370>>19838403Both of these seem decent.
>>19837781>>19837915>>19838068Hey thread still livesI actually suggested lain early on when we got told we needed to be tested for data manipulation training.And Udz is cool, he is one of the few of us who have been here since the start and hasn't devolved into a troll or just gave up, same as lookout
>>19838530Our current Lookout is actually the second Lookout, if I remember correctly. I remember Lookout having a different tripcode earlier on.
>>19838328If going melee against chef won't work, then you think you should go ranged.Jumping back and letting go of your ruined swords, you pull out a set of teacups on saucers.You've thought of this before, but this is the first time you're trying it out.Chef stands there, just watching you. His jovial smile still on his face.You fly the saucers around you and Chef, readying your teapot.'Give me a compressed beam. Half strength.' you tell your Device.------------------------------------------------------------------------>SUSAN POVYou struggle to free yourself from that large towel, an easy enough task after you pull out your swords.After getting out, you see your opponent readying a brand new one.You think things should be easier now that you've learned you could cut through them.***ROLL FOR COMBAT***Taking the 4th for hayate.5th for Susan
rolled 45 = 45>>19838595
rolled 62 = 62>>19838595For... something. Or other.
rolled 34 = 34>>19838595Let's see if this Tea Funnel tactic works.
rolled 33 = 33>>19838595
rolled 25 = 25No WHAMMY!
rolled 15 = 15>>19838595Today's iron chef ingredient: EXPLOSIONS
rolled 36 = 36>>19838595Doice
rolled 3 = 3Are we just the most unlucky motherfuckers lately?
rolled 24 = 24>>19838556No I just thought he lost his original trip so he made a new one. Either way his dice have been hilariously tsundere for ages>>19838595Haha dice!
rolled 66 = 66Gentlemen!
rolled 65 = 65>>19838648Sadly, a bit too late there, mate.
rolled 72 = 72>>19838648>>19838656We could have saved them...WE COULD HAVE SAVED THEM ALL!!!>Actually I was just saying hello.
rolled 59 = 59wtf dice
The dice are sold on ginsu knives and the shamwow it seems
Looks like all the bad mojo that normally permeates TG quest is leaking over to the other threads.
>>19838776Sounds like their contaminating canons, manipulating their inadvertently with some kind of field...
>>19838620>HAYATEYou fire a beam at Chef, and predictably, he dodges it.You had a teacup waiting for the beam though, and you use that to bounce the beam back from behind."Redirected projectiles huh?" he says as he also redirects it with his knife. "Interesting."You try this again and again, each time the beam getting wither parried or split down the middle.You have no clue how he's doing it, but you know one thing, you want a set of knives like he has.>>19838624>SUSANYou charge at the guy, swords at the ready.He jumps back avoiding the blades and uses the towel as a cloth whip.*smack* he taunts you by smacking your behind."Why you..."He uses the towel to pick up and throw a table from a few meters away.Cutting it to defend yourself distracts you long enough for him to get behind you and tie you up.**Roll for saving throw**>taking the 5th
rolled 97 = 97>>19838850Damn, I definitely want a set of those knives. They're OP as fuck.
rolled 66 = 66>>19838850Oh god dammit!....wait, maybe now would be the time to call for aid from the Beetonian Collective?
rolled 47 = 47>>19838869The fifth roll will be shitty, just watch.
rolled 17 = 17HOPE RIDES AGAIN!
rolled 47 = 47>>19838877Oh, I'm sure.
rolled 28 = 28>>19838850
rolled 1 = 1>>19838850Dice? DICE!
rolled 6 = 6What the fresh hell is even going on anymore.The dice have forsaken us. REPENT! REPENT!
rolled 73 = 73>>19838894I REPENT NOTHING!
We should get Souske a bolter or a bolt rifle.Pic related sorta.
>>19838884They now begin to push the fight.Chef charges you, and you're forced to back off and try and find a new opening.He pursues you in the kitchen where he corners you against the dishwasher.You try and block with a rebounder coated tray, but it's no use.He's got you now.Susan struggles against the towel binding her, but the expertly applied cloth leaves no opening.The guy brings out another towel and approches her menacingly.[ ]FIGHT[ ]BAG[ ]POKEMON[ ]RUN
rolled 48 = 48FIGHT- MASS EXPLOSIONS
>>19838967I have the weirdest boner right now for fryface
>>19838976[x]POKEMONCall upon Queen Elizabeth and the Beetonian Collective to provide a distraction, and Daniil to cut Susan out of the towel.
>>19838967No. Not a bolter. A melta gun. And we should also give him a powersword. It becomes Leroy Jenkins.
>>19838976TIME FOR A T-REX
>>19839007Why not just give him the 40k gun box? Heavy bolter, assault cannon, melta gun, plasma gun, las cannon etcI am sure he would find some use to them all
>>19838976Teleport to susan and Pokemon itThen we need to go invisible ( we can do that remember ) and get the guys while they are busy fighting off a minion rush
rolled 61 = 61>>19838976POKEYMANS
>>19838976[x] RUN>You cannot run from a trainer battle.Um. . . [x]POKEMONGo, Antilamon!
rolled 72 = 72>>19839058I like this idea.
>>19838994Am I the only one who though of the vashta nerada when I saw the bee suit?That would be an awesome prank. Show the bee suit to the doctor.
>>19839047Bueno. So much bueno. Carry on Gentemen. Oh, and one of them MUST be a Black Templar. Just saying.
>>19839132I probably should have, but instead I thought of a scene from the first Back to the Future.
>>19839142A black Templar combi plasma / melta pistol
>>19839142We've already got a list of weapons for Sousuke to get, before we get to some of the more outrageous stuff.Get to the back of the line.
>>19839142Or he could stick with regular guns as seems to be his thing.
You go invisible and teleport to Susan.Releasing her from her bonds and turning her invisible, you let loose Daniil and Raul and Lo.She follows your example and lets the Beetons in their suit out as well.The bees go for chef, the swarm over-powering him.The towel guy gets mobbed by your three familiars.Still invisible,, you and your twin pull out cups and vials of molotov.**ROLL FOR EXPLOSIONS**>>19839132that's what I based them on.
rolled 50 = 50>>19839251"For the Beetonian Empire! Elizabeth Ackbar!"
rolled 55 = 55>>19839251Make sure to pull our familiars back before we detonate.
rolled 27 = 27>>19839251boom goes the kitchen.
>>19839213That was our "anthromorphize list"This is the "throw weapons at Sousuke for cool factor or hilarious results" list
rolled 40 = 40DERM WANT BIG BOOM!
rolled 100 = 100>>19839251Boom?
>>19839281It would seem so.
rolled 31 = 31>>19839281Boom.
>>19839281Welp. I've rolled a 1 and 100 tonight.
>>19839281Biig badda boom.
>>19839314yeah, biig badda boom.
rolled 9 = 9>>19839362What...
>>19839281You both pour molotov into the cups and sneak up behind your targets.Pressing the cup on chef's back, now effectively a shaped charge, you drop the invisibility for you and Susan.Twin explosions rock the cafeteria, the directed force blasting a pair of holes in the walls.Unfortunately, both of those walls were load bearing and enough to collapse the building around you.'Errr...' you tell Keima confusedly as you stood in the rubble, 'is demolishing a building bad?''... you didnt?' he asks'We kinda did.' your twin tells him.'Did you take out the defenders?''Yeah.' the two of you answer in unison'Well okay, I guess that counts. Good work.''Where now boss?' you ask him.***ROLLEM 1d2***>taking 3rd1 = dorms2 =library
rolled 2 = 2>>19839384library
rolled 1 = 1>>19839384That one place.
rolled 1 = 1>>19839384
rolled 2 = 2>>19839384rollingu
>>19839324>>19839324Holy shit, someone used my OC.
rolled 1 = 1Shit went kabloom!Would love to see a madworld mission where we had to deal with the black baron
>>19839406'Go support the team at the dorms.' he tells you'Sousuke and the dorm manager is putting up quite the fight. They're having a hard time getting his room.''A dorm manager? We had one?''Apparently yeah.' he answers.'Okay, we're on our way.'You and Susan dust yourselves off and head to the dorms.**roll for situation you find there**>taking 5th>as always low = bad
rolled 11 = 11>>19839563Mystery dorm manager time!
rolled 70 = 70>>19839563Go, dice, go!
rolled 10 = 10>>19839563Giving it the good try.
rolled 19 = 19>>19839563We had a dorm manager?Huh. Wonder who it could be.
rolled 34 = 34>>19839563>dorm managerThen why the fuck did we need to keep going to Mike about shit?
>>19839582'Cause he's our handler. Also, we didn't know about the dorm manager, so we obviously couldn't go to them.
>>19839582We...actually never asked. We, the players, always went straight to Mike. We never bothered to find out if there was administrative staff we were supposed to talk to.
>>19839599You think he'd have bitched about all the noise.And the construction.And renovations.And the constant stream of new women moving in.Damn. He probably hates us.
>>19839563No. I know what your thinking. That's not fair! It's not fair!
>>19839739If the manager is who I think it is than god help us all.
>>19839757Railgun dorm manager?
>>19839773That or the one from Clannad.
>>19839757You're not helpful at all.Anyway, I must be off gentlemen. I wish you luck.
>>19839582You arrive at the entrance just in time to see a woman you've never seen before dispose of Lime.She did it simply by grabbing her head and cranking her neck, the cheerful marionette falling down silently.She also seems to have taken out some others, seeing as Jun, Sakura and Amazoness aren't there.Hina and Gai have their guards up.Cherry, the last marrionete, and her teammate, Naota, hide behind them.Erica is busy fighting someone up on the roof.WAT DO?
rolled 55 = 55GAI.STATUS!
>>19839883Do not engage in CQC. ULTIMATE TEA WORKS
>>19839883Get a status report from Gai and Hina.Anyone that can overpower a Saber Marionette is someone not to be taken lightly.
>>19839883ask who erica is fighting
>>19839888>>19839903>>19839920'Gai, what's going on?' you ask him as you watch this scene.'She's strong. Too strong.' he answers. 'She took out Amazoness and Lime just now.''The others?''Jun and Sakura are sneaking in through the mirrors with Shinku and Souseiseki. Erica is on the roof providing decoy for those girls with guns.''How are you guys holding up?''Not very good.' He tells you tiredly.WAT DO NAO?
>>19840000Coat Susan in Slider. Can't grapple what you can't grip!
>>19840000'gai, are you honestly telling me you can't take this woman in a fight?'get ready for unlimited silverware works, with the watch.
>>19840000We can try using Slider to make the dorm manager unable to grab us. Cover HER in Slider, or at least her hands, then shoot her with guns and tea lasers.>>19840026With way we've been rolling tonight? Using the watch is too risky.
>>19840000Ask her nicely to let us pass.
rolled 50 = 50>>19840070It's worth a shot....
>>19840067our dice have to turn around at some point.
>>19840084And using it inside of a simulation is not reason enough to risk permanently damaging the Cassiopeia.
>>19840093yeah i don't think it's such a great idea either, but i haven't got any better ideas at the moment.
>>19840109Covering the floor in Slider so that the dorm manager can't get closer to us while we shoot her is a better plan than risking one of our most powerful items.
>>19840070Have they even tried that? I mean she deals with rude children every day cannonwise, this could be her moment.
>3 votes for using slider>all diferent ways>using all three'She's a grappler?' you asked Gai'Yes. Once he grabs you, you're done.''Well then, let's make sure she can't grab us then.'You pull out your flask and coat yourself in slider.Susan sees you do this, and does the same.she also throws them on the floor and manages to get some on the lady you were facing.'Ready for this?' you ask her.'Sure.''Naota.' you say with a nod towards his guitar.'Some music please.''okay.' he answers as he begins to play.Susan and you begin to skate across the Slider covered floor towards the Dorm Manager.**ROLL FOR FIGURE SKATING**
>>19840070I suppose it's a nice prelude to actually fighting her.Negotiations aren't always successful after all.
rolled 41 = 41>>19840400Rollin
rolled 15 = 15>>19840400blades of glory
rolled 21 = 21>>19840400So, a triple-axle leading to a burst from our guns?
rolled 3 = 3WE ARE THE SWAN
rolled 58 = 58>>19840400Quack. Quack. Quack.
rolled 66 = 66>>19840400Sliiide.
rolled 34 = 34>>19840423dice i hate you so much
rolled 80 = 80>>19840400Pelvic thrust go! Wait no don't do that. Just play canadian hockey and check her over and over.
rolled 88 = 88>>19840434Motherfucker, why am I so bad at this lately?Once more maybe?
rolled 51 = 51>>19840435Not enough quack.
rolled 23 = 23>>19840441I'm out. night gents.
rolled 5 = 5last for reals attempt.
>>19840501Now aren't you glad we didn't risk the watch?
>>19840446Derm I hate you, you just had to roll that right after my 80.What can't let me be happy for a few moments? Just had to steal my glory!>Good work antilookout.
rolled 6 = 6>>19840400meh,not gonna be counted but...
rolled 44 = 44>>19840699I win!
Hmm...guess LG got forced to do some work for once.
>>19840446As you slid around the potion covered floor, with your teapot out, your mind wanders elsewehere.-----------------------------------------------5 years ago. Siberia.After getting referred to a "nice uncle" by your father, he had sent you to work as a delivery-boy of sorts.You had to fly all the way to Russia to pick up some teddybears and bring them back to Japan and hand them over to that "uncle".You never knew what the teddybears were from, or why he had to buy one from that remote town in Russia once a week.All you knew is that whenever he got it, he'd take it to the back room and come out with something white under his nose.You continued to do these errands for almost 2 months with nothing going wrong.Until, of course, that day.You were riding in the bus back to the airport, the new teddybear in your lap.Suddenly, the bus brakes hard.The teddybear falls and splits open.White powder ends up on the floor.You didnt know why people were looking at you like that as you tried to scoop whatever that powder was back into the bear.You didn't know who grabbed you by the arms and covered your head with a sack.The next thing you knew, you were by a frozen lake i the middle of nowhere.For weeks you lived there.With nothing but fish you got through a hole you bored in the ice to eat.You didn't know where you were, nor how to get home.And so you stayed.The lake was beautiful.Large, flat and surrounded by woods.There, as you made your daily trip to the fishing hole in the middle of the lake (the ice was too thick everywhere else) you learned to skate on the soles of your feet.
>>19840953Oh glorious PSD, how I have missed you.
>>19840953Both Hayate and Susan have the PTSD at the exact same time. Oh god go go PTSDx2
>>19840953She's not gonna be there when we snap bad... is she?
>>19841001>>19840986>>19840963except this is like PTSD lite, we almost sound like we had fun compared to most of our backstory
>>19841060That's because LG hasn't posted the second half yet.
>>19840953This new skill was a welcome addition to the monotonous existence you lived at that place.At first you only managed to do the most simple of movements, but as time went on, you challenged yourself to do things more adventurously.On your third week there, as you set out one morning from your roughshod snowhut and skated gracefully across the lake to check on your lines for fish, you see people watching you.You approach them, these men that seemed entranced by your movements, and find out that by some happy circumstance they were Japanese.Mr.Akayama was the leader of a geographic team hired to look for oil deposits under the tundra.The Japanese-backed Russian firm they were working having sent them here a few days before.Now, as they trudged back across the lake towards a field they chose to be extracted by heli on, they saw you playing on the ice like a spirit of winter.They took you back with them to Japan, the happy boatride ending when your father picked you up at the docks.You never did see any of those good people again.----------------------------------------------------------------You and Susan slid across the potion covered floor like a pair of ghosts, Naota's guitar playing a surprisingly good rendition of Beethoven's Symphony no.5, the manager unsure on how she'd catch you.Susan draws closer and begins to use her feather duster, the gusts of wind causing the woman to lose balance.she tries to grab Susan's ankle but the slider saves her and she spins gracefully as she glides away.You have Kraus ready a beam as you jumped over her leg as she tried to trip you.After two and a half turns, you land, teapot pointed straight at her back, and fire.**ROLL FOR FIRING**
rolled 38 = 38>>19841060Isn't that how some of his PTSDs are? Hayate see some of them as fun times longs everyone else is going into depression.
rolled 10 = 10>>19841100PYEW PYEW
rolled 17 = 17>>19841100Pew?
rolled 33 = 33>>19841100BLAST THE BITCH!
rolled 29 = 29>>19841112>>19841115No pew...
rolled 96 = 96>>19841100the fucks up with rolls tonight?Also if we like transform, like a super saiyan, do we turn into this guy?
rolled 50 = 50>>19841100BAD ROLLS ARE BAD
rolled 99 = 99>>19841100dice really hate us tonight huh?
>>19841139Dice gods love pimps... what page are we on?
>>19841102some are worse than others but mostly they are soul crushingly depressingthat one was almost nice
rolled 78 = 78>>19841100rollin>>19841102It's like when you look back on a bad moment with a fond recollection except his are worse than anyone elses
rolled 27 = 27derp
>>19841146>>19841139The blasts hits her squarely in the back, sending her skidding across the floor and into a wall where she disappears."Well that was easy enough." Susan says as she puts away her feather duster.But of course both of you know that wasn't true.You've only gotten as far as the entrance and already two of your numbers are down.Your target is Sousuke's room, the lion's den.You're sure you'll have to fight through a lot more shit to get there.
Sousuke sits in the heavily armored bunker that was his room.he's watching video feeds through the cameras he had secreted throughout the Bureau, and some hijakced from the Bureau's own security grid itself.He watches as you finished off the dorm manager, an unreadable look upon his face."Finally..." he says as he begins to make further preparations.
>>19841400i see where this is going.Good luck on the ride home Landing Gear!
NEXT TIME ON MSQ: Uruz-7NEW THREAD AT 2200 4chan time.>>19841417wut?
FORGOT TO ADD:MANIC SOUSUKE at 0800.
>>19841435Fuck I was planning on sleeping for once...
>>19841457SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
>>19841518This is true.