>Dere ar' curantly sixty millon billon Orks in da universe (not countin' da gitz lost in da Warp, haha.)>At any giv'n time dere be less den on trillion Orks fightin' a WAAAAGH!>DATS MEANS NINE-T NINE PERCHENT OF DA ORKS AIN'T FIGHTING!>DAT TOP ONE PERCENT TAKEN ALL THE WAAAAAGH FOR DEMSELVES AND DAT AIN'T ROIGHT!
.... Occupy Waaaaghstreet?
And youre one of those who arent WAAAGHing.
>>19904025OY YOU GIT. MOI WARBOSS GOT KRUMPED SOS WE'RE TRYIN' TA FIND ANNOVA. BUT WE DON'T GOT NO HUMIES AROUND TO KILL. OIM DUH 99%!WAAAGH
>No one ta crump>Not fightin' da oder boyzOrkyIshiggydiggy.jpg
>>19904025DAT'S STOOPIDYOU DON'T TAKE WAAAGH, YOU MAKE WAAAAGHDEM BOYZ AIN'T DONE NUFFIN WRONG, DEY EARNED DAT WAAAGH FOR DEMSELVESITS DEM LAZY GITZ WHAT MUCKS ABOUT DAT NEEDS TA MAKE SOME WAAAGH INSTEAD OF WHININ' LIKE SOME HUMIE GROTFART
>/pol/ and /tg/ crossoverDOOOOOOOOOOMED
>>19904072FUCK OFF YOU GROT. WE DON'T GOT NO ROKKS TA GO THROUGH SPACE IN AN' WE AIN'T GOT NO THINGS TO STRAP TA STUFF TA MAKE ROKKS, FINDIN A WAAAGH IS TUFF IN DIS ECONOMY. DOZE BOYS WUT GOT A WAAAGH NEEDS TA BRING US SOS WE CAN GET SUM TEEF
>>19904072BUT DEZ TAKEN DA GITZ DAT I WANTZ TA KRUMP!YOU GOTTA UNDASTAND, IT'S ECONEMICS! IF YOU KRUMP FIVE GITZ, DATZ FIVE GITZ DAT I DON'T GETZ TA KRUMP!HOW DOZE WE MAKE IT SUSTEENIBLE?! EVENTUALLY WE'Z GONNA RUN OUTTA GITZ TA KRUMP!I CALLS MAH TERY 'DA GREAT KRUMPLE'!
We'z not WAAAGH'n cuz of da lazy Bad Moon Boss, teef's is da only fing he wantz.
>>19904072But fightin' oder boyz meanz we'z all get ta foight.Wats wron' wit' dat?
>>19904089DAT'S WAT I'Z ALWAYS SAID! WE NEEDZ TA CONSERAV... CONVERSATIN'.... KEEP FROM KRUMPIN' TOO MANY GITZ SO DA BOYZ DAT COME AFTA' US 'AVE GITZ TA KRUMP!
>>19904101YEA YA GROTFACE BUT FIGHTIN OVVA BOYZ AIN'T A WAAAGH, DATS JUS A FAMILY REUINION. YOU GOTTA BE STOMPIN SOME HUMIES OR SOME OF DOSE POINTY EARED GITZ TO CALL IT A WAAAGH
>>19904109WAIT! DA HUMIES HAVE DOZ PLANETS DAT DEY USE JUST TO MAKE MORE HUMIES!DATZ WHAT WE NEEDS! WE NEEDS PLANETS WHERE WE CAN GROW THE BIGGEST BADDEST GITZ TA KRUMP!I SAY WE GIVE DEM SOME STUPID NAME DAT WE CAN LAUGH AT. HOW ABOUT 'SPACE MARINE'? HAHAHAHA!>And thus the legendary warriors were born.
YE KNO WUT LADZ, WE'Z COUD GO KRUMPIN' OURSELV'S SUM OF DEM TYRANID GITZ. OI HEAR THEY'Z UP FER KRUMPIN' ANYTOIM, ANY PLACE.
It's tuff ta be a boy in diss waaaghconomic downturn. I hadta sell my best squig ta annuva git jus' to afford a good shoota. Den I punched dat grotluvva in da mouth an took da rest of his teef, and my squig back. An' evveryting went betta' den expected.
>>19904122AN' DEY NEVER RUN OUT! IT'S A FREE AN' SUSANIT... SUSTANITY... IT'S A WAAAAAGH DAT KAN GO ON FOREVA'!WAIT A MINUTE! WHY'D DA WARBOSS NEVER TELL US 'BOUT DEM TYRANID GITZ?! I BET 'E WANTS TA KRUMP ALL OF 'EM 'IMSELF! 'S A COSPRINTA... COSPIRAN... IT'Z NOT PROPA ORKY, IZ WHAT IT IZ!
WY'Z YOU GOT THE NINETER NINER THINGY AND WEZ JUST GETZ THE LOUSY ONEWEZ DEMANDZ DAT WE GETZ DA FULL....NUMBER THINGY
>>19904158OI! CHECK YA PRILIVIGE, YA GROT!
IF YA PANSY GITS JUS STOP COMPLAINAN AND GETS TA FIGHTAN LIKE ORKS IS MAYDE FOR DEN U'D BE AZ BIG AN BAD AS WE ONE PERCHENTERZ.
>>19904168TAKE YER TUMBLING-TALK AND SHOVE IT IN YER GOB, YA GIT.ALL DIS COMPLAININ AIN'T GETTIN' US CLOSER TO GETTIN' A WAAAAAGH GOIN.
>>19904168OH I GOT ME PIRIVILIGIGE RIGHT HER YA SQUIGIF YOUZ WANNA TAKE A CLOSER LOOK IZ SURE WE CAN KNOCK SOME TEEF OUTTA DAT FICK HEAD
And THIS is why /tg/ is and will alwys be the best board.
>>19904197YA TRY DAT, AND I SHOOT YA AND TAKE YER TEEF, PANSY BOY.
now how do I say Ron Paul in orkish?
>>19904233DA WAAGHBOsS RONPAUL GITZKURSHER REALLY KNOWZ HOW TO STOMP A GIT
HAZ YA GITZ EARD' OF A DA WAAAGH OF KYOOBAN PEET?"DUN DUN DUN WAAAGH!"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJej6kCgxVM
Ron Paul IZ DA BIGGEST AND DA STRONGEST.ALL YOU GITZ BETTA COME AN VOTE FER Ron Paul AS YER NEW WARBOSS.Ron Paul RevoWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>19904233DON'T SAY DAT GIT'S NAMEIF EE WUZ WARBOSS, BY MORK'S GROBSACK, WE'D NEVA 'AVE A WAAAAAGH AGIN!
WHATCHYA JABBIN ON ABOUT, YOUS SAYIN DAT 1 ORK GOTZ 99 PERCIT OF DA DAKKA, DATZ A WHOLE LOTA DAKKA
>>19904278NEVA 'AVE A WAAAAAAGH AGIN?DAT'S CRAZY TALK. YA BEEN SNIFFIN' SNOTLING GAS AGIN'
>>19904262I PREFER WARBOSS 'EADSMASH TOOFKICKA'S POLITICAL PLATFORMS. HE'S A POLITIKAL VISIONARY, DAT TOOFKICKA. A SQUIG FER EVVRY BELLY AN A CHOPPA FER EVVRY 'EAD, WAAAGH!!!!!!!!!
>>19904284YA GIT IF 'E 'AS ALL DA DAKKA DEN WOT'S WE MENT TA SHOOT WIF?
>>19904297A CHOPPA IN EVVRY BOYZ HAND, AN... ANUVVA CHOPPA IN ALL DERE OVVA HANDS TOO! TOOFKICKA FER WARBOSS! WAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>19904032Surely you mean Orkupy Waaaaghstreet
>>19904297BUT HOWZ HE APPOSED TA DO DAT YA GIT. IM NOT GONNA GIVE UP MAH SQUIGS TA SOME GROT DATS MUKKIN ABOUT. ALSO MY LOOT IS NOT GOING ANYWHERE WIF OUT A FIGHT.
>This thread
Da Illoominattz !
>>19904336NO YOU GIT 'ES NOT GONNA TAKE YER LOOTZ, HEZ GONNA TAKE US TO SHOOT SOME 'UMIES SOS WE CAN TAKE THEIR LOOT. 'UMIES DON'T GOT BASIC INORKABLE RIGHTS, SEE? SOS WE CAN TAKE THEIR SPARKY CHOPPAS DEN CHOP OVVA 'UMIES WIT 'EM, DATS WHAT WARBOSS 'EADSMASH TOOFKICKA SEZ.
Oi get wun tinkz dat da best parti iz da leegulize dem trippin squigz parti.Wenz you trippin on dem magic squigz, it dont matter how menny teef you gotz or if ders a WAAAAAGH goin on, coz' effery ting is olroight enyway as long as you got your best boys around to mess about wiff ya. Wun time, Grot Marli ate so menu magic squigz, fat he thought he was blastin through dat big blank ting wotz ain't a planet widout eeven vein on a rokk. Everywun should be abl to enjoy magic squigz without bein krumped by da boss.
Each grot contriboots as much as 'e can to da waaagh!, an each grot gets as much waaagh as 'e needs. Dat's sumfink I call komuni... kommooni... koomuni... ...sharin'.
>>19904380DAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE TA ME! I'Z PUTTIN' MA VOTE FER WARBOSS 'EADSMASH TOOFKICKA!
>>19904380MO' FIGHTAN, MO' LOOTAN, NO PROBLIMS, TOOFKICKA FOR WARBOSS
>>19904398BUT SOME GITZ DUN CONTRIBOOT AS MUCH AS I DOZ! DOZ GITZ IS GETTIN' AS MUCH AS ME UND I'Z BE WORKIN' 'ARDER DEN DEM!YOUR SHARIN' IDEA DON' TAKE INTA ACCOUNT DA BAZIC ORKY NATURE OF PUNCHIN' YA IN YOUR SMART MOUTH UND TAKEN YA LOOT.
>>19904336OI I'LL BET YE NEVA 'AD TO SLAP A 'UMIE UPSIDE THE 'EAD FER ANY UH DAT LOOTOI'LL BET YE LOOTED IT OFF SOME POOR GIT WHO LOOTED IT 'IMSELF'AND IT OVA
TOOFKICKA FER WARBOSS! A VOTE FER TOOFKICKA IZ A VOTE FER KRUMPIN! YOU GITZ MAKE SURE YOU ALL TERN UP ON ORKLEKTION DAY TA VOTE FER TOOFKICKA... BY HITTIN DA BOYZ WHO DON'T VOTE FER HIM WIFF YA CHOPPAS.
>>19904419DIZ IZ WHY I'Z A STAUNCH KRUMPITALIST. SHARIN'S FINE AN' ALL IN T'EORY, BUT WHEN YA'Z TRY TO MAKE IT WORK IT FALLZ 'PART, COZ ORKS IZ ALL 'BOUT DA LOOT BY NACHOOR.BETTER TA USE A SIZ-TEM DAT WE'Z ALL KNOW WORKZ 'NSTEAD'A MUCKIN' 'BOUT WIF DA GUBBINZ O' SO-CY-ETEE FOR NUFFIN' BUT A LOTTA MESS.
>>19904398I DEZERVE ALL DA LOOT AND TEEF AND WAAAGH I CAN GET MAH HANDZ ON CUZ IM BIGGA AND TUFFA! DEM RUNTY GROTZ CAN GET KRUMPED FOR IZ CAR
>>19904460ROIGHT. AN DATS WHAT 'EADSMASH TOOFKICKA IS ALL ABOUT. HES A WARBOSS FER DA WERKIN' ORK! DA ORK IN DA TRUKK! HES GONNA TAKE US ON A WAAAGH SO'S WE CAN GET DA LOOTZ! A CHOPPA IN EVVERY HAND AN' ANNOVVA CHOPPA IN ALL DA OVVA HANDS DAT YOU GOT (CAUSE DOSE MECHBOYZ GOT OVVA ARMS AN DA KILLAKHANS GOT MORE DAN I CAN COUNT TO BUT STILL DEY ALL CAN GET CHOPPAS)
OH YEA AN I ALMOST FORGOTWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>19904499BUT WHOT GITZ GONNA MAKE DEM CHOPPAS FOR DEM BOYZ?! DATS DA PROBL'M WIT 'EADSMASH TOOFKICKA! HE TALKS 'BOUT STARTIN' A WAAAAGH, BUT HE DON' HAVE DA REAL FORESI-... FORESEE-... HE CAN'T PLAN NOTTIN'!
>>19904499>>19904508CAN'T DISAG... DIS... I CAN'T SAY NO TO DAT KINDA LOJIK.WAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!>erfarmin CONQUESTSEE! EVEN CAPTCHA'Z AGREEZ WIF ME!
>>19904520DATZ DA BEOOTY OV IT, MY GOOD GIT. DA 'UMIES IS MADE DA CHOPPAS. WE JUS GO AN TAKE ALL DA CHOPPAS FROM DEM!
BUT IFZ YOU TRIES TA MAKE IT SO DA BOZ HAS TO WAAGH ALL DA TIME, YOU'LL DRIVE EM ALL OUT AND DEN WE'LL HAVE NO WAAAGH-CREATORS.
Isn't the 99% just the grots, snotlings, squigs and other orkoids?>implying anyone cares about them
AN AFORE YOU START GABBIN ON 'BOUT WE WONT 'AVE NO CHOPPAS TO FIGHT 'UMIES TO GET DA CHOPPAS, REMEMA DAT THE 'UMIES ON DA CHOPPA-MAKIN PLANETS AIN'T GOOD AT FIGHTIN. SOS WE SHOWS UP AND KRUMP 'EM, DEN GET DA CHOPPAS AND DA TANKS AN DA FLYIN WOTZITZ, DEM WE KRUMP DA ONES DAT SHOW UP TO TAKE IT BACK!IS BRUTAL AN KUNNIN' ENUFF TA MAKE GORK AND MORK PROUD. WAAAGH
>>19904556OI, YOU. YOU HUMIE SKUM. LETTIN' A SQUIG VOTE, IS LIKE LETTIN' A PIG VOTE. NOT VERY SMUT, IS IT NAO?
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.htmlGETZ VOTIN', YA GITZ! WE'Z GOT TO SPREAD DA WORD 'BOUT DA INEQ... Da inequa... DAT FINGS AIN'T FAIR
>>19904581OI KAST MY VOTE. DAT WAZ DA VOTE FER WARBOSS 'EADSMASH TOOFKICKA RIGHT? CUZ IM VOTIN FER WAAAGH(on a side note, does anybody have (the ability to make) one of those politcal campaign posters, but instead of "hope" it says waaagh and instead of Obama it has- well, you know the rest.)
>>19904581Iz dis thread gettin' orkived? Oy you gitz readin dis, lookitt me! Vote fer Toofkicka.
>>19904633ZOG TOOFKICKA! I'Z VOTIN FUR GEARSMASH GUTZROT! DA ONE WIF ALL HIS SQUSHY BITZ REPLACED WIF BIONIKS. 'E SAYS IF WE GO WIF HIS WAAAGH, EVERYONE GETS AS MUCH LOOT AS DEY CAN CARRY -AND- ALL DER ORKY PARTS MADE BETTA WIF BIONIKS AND FLASHY BITZ. HE'S TRANSORKANIST, HE SEZ.
>>19904671I'Z KAN ACCEPT 'AVIN BIONIKS.BUT REPLACIN' EVERY ORKY PART WIF DEM? DEN WE'Z JUST DA SAME AS DEM GITZ WIF DA METAL SKULLZ!NO T'ANK YAZ.
>>19904686YOU'Z A PUREST GROT. AVIN' DEM BIONIKS IS GOOD FER KRUMPIN' 'N' LOOT'N 'N' FER BASHIN' SUM EADS! BIONIKS FER ALL WAAAGH!WAAAAAAAAAGH!
>>19904671WHAT!!! YOU GROT LUVVA! YOU FINK SOME GIT-LICKER WAT DONE REPLACED HIS BRAIN WIFF A PEICE OF A BOOT IZ BETTA DEN TOOFKICKA?TOOFKICKA HAS A BRUTAL AN KUNNIN PLAN. GUTZROT LIKES SNOTS AN GROTS AN LOOKIN AT BOYZ WEARIN DRESSES. VOTE FER TOOFKICKA, WAAAGH WE CAN BELEIF IN!
YOU'Z GITZ IS VOTIN' FOR EVEN BIGGER GITZ! MAH VOTE'Z GOIN' TA 'EADBOOM JOE, 'E'S A WARPHEAD DAT PLANES TA TAKE DA ORKZ INTO DA EYE OF TERROR!HAVE YOU'Z SEEN DA SIZE OF DAN GITZ DOZ CHAOS BOYZ GOTZ?! WE'ZE KUD BE KRUMPIN' FA CENTRY'S BOYZ!
>>19904721WUTZ IN DA EYE OF TERROR? KRUMPIN'?
>>19904721Oh dey didn't tell you da newz yet? 'Eadboom Joe's 'ead went boom da ovva day, he got near some of dem bug tings an 'is eyes shot out. Was da funniest ting I evva saw.
>>19904713DAT'S ROIGHT, YOU TOOFKICKA GITZ CAN'T FINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY IN REBU... TO SAY BACK SO YOU'Z START WIF DA NAME CALLIN, RAVVA DAN KRUMP DA GIT WHO TALKS AT YEZ. DIS IS WHY YOU'LL NEVER MAKES A GOOD WAAAAGH YA GROTZ.NOW ZOG OFF BEFORE I KRUMPZ YAZ
TOOFKICKA IS BIGGA DEN GUTZROT!
>>19904729BIG KRUMPIN'! KRUMPIN' BIGGER DAN DA BOSS! KRUMPIN' SO BIG IT'D TAKE DA TWO OF US THREE DAYS TO KRUMP DEM GOOD!>>19904732WUT?! 'EADBOOM JOE'S 'EADBOOMED?! WELL, I GUESS 'E WENT DOIN' WUT HE LOVED.GUESS I'M JUST GONNA KRUMP SOME GITZ INSTEAD OF VOTIN', I'VE BEEN STARTIN' TA FEEL LIKE MY VOTE DON' MATTER 'NYWAY.
>>19904763But votin' iz fun! Ya vote by krumpin da gitz who disagree wiff ya politikal views! An dem some ov da gitz that do 'cause it's funny! WAAAGH
>>19904780>>19904763AND FER EVERY GIT YA KRUMP, YA VOTE GETS 'EARD, CUZ THE OVVER WARBOSS HAS GOT ONE LESS GIT TO WAAGH WIFDA SYSTEM WORKS
Bumping for best thread on /tg/ in the past week
NAH, YA GIT! IF YA DON'TZ HAZ NO BOSS TA VOTE FER, YA CAN BE A BOSS YERSELF! DAT'Z WUT TOOFKICKA SEZ!
>>19904888IF EVERYONE'S DA BOSS, DEN WHO GETS ALL DA BOYZ TO WAAGH WIF? AND WHO DO YA TELL WHO'S DA REAL BOSS? DAT'S WHY YOU'Z GOTTA BE BIGGA AND STRONGA, OVVERWISE WHO CAN TELL WHO'S WAAAGHIN AND WHO'S JUST BEIN' A STOOPID GROT
>>19904888DAT'Z STUPID! IF E'RYONE WAS DA BOSS DEN NOFIN WOULD GET DONE! IT LIKE ORKALD ORKIN WUS TALKIN' 'ABOUT, IF DA BIGGEST IS DA BOSS, DEN THE BIGGEST WILL FIND SOME GITZ TA KRUMP. DEN DOZ GITZ TRICKLE DOWN BETWEEN DA BIG BOSS'S LEGS AND DOS ARE DA ONES DA REST OF US GETS TA KRUMP!
>>19904920>Trickle-down orkinomicsMy god, this is beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IUVyKsWnv4
I HAFF LOADZ A TEEF!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB-j9ilCrT4
>>19904975>>19904963Alfabusa got SFM, oh wow, I can't wait for more of these.
DIS ORKS OFF TA KRUMP SOME GITS BUT AFORE I GO, GOTTA REMIND YOU LOT TA VOTE FER TOOFKICKA.A VOTE FER TOOFKICKA IS A VOTE FER KRUMPIN!
WOT I WANNA KNOW IZ, CAN GUTZROT OR TOFFKICKA GIV US BOYZ MOAR DAKKA? BOTH ARE PROMISIN' MORE KRUMPIN', BUT IF WE'Z JUST KRUMPIN' HUMIES DAT AINT GOTZ NO DAKKA, HOW CAN WE'Z GET MORE?
>>19905248I'Z ASSUMIN' TOOFKICKA IZ INCLUDIN' DAKKA IN 'IS CAMPAIGN PACKAGE.
>>19905266SQUIG HUMPIN GROT. TOOFKICKER IS GETTIN' PAID ON DA SNEAKY BY DA MEKBOYZ TO DRIVE UP DA PRICE O' DAKKA.IZ JUST ANUVVER EXAMPLE OF DA NOBZ NOT WANTIN US BOYZ TO HAVE OUR MORK-GIVEN RIGHTS TO SHOOTAZ.
>>19905317DAT'S SQUIG SHIT AN' YOU KNOW IT. TOOFKICKA JUS' MOSLY TALKS 'BOUT KRUMPIN 'CAUSE IT EVOKES GOOD IMAGERY AND IS CONDUCIVE TO CATCHY SLOGANS. I MEAN... 'CAUSE DA BOYZ LIKE KRUMPIN!OF COARSE TOOFKICKA IS PRO-DAKKA, DAKKA IS ORKY AN' TOOFKICKA IS AN ORK'S ORK! TOOFKICKA IS DA WARBOSS FER DA BOYZ ON DA FRONTLINES AN DA BOYZ WIFF DA DAKKA! TOOFKICKA EVEN CAME UP WIFF ANOVVA SLOGAN SOS YOU GROTZ'LL QUIT YER YAMMERIN'!A CHOPPA OR SHOOTA IN EVVRY HAND AN A CHOPPA OR SHOOTA OR BURNA OR ROKKIT IN DA REST O' DEM TOO! WAAAGH!
>>19905317Now dis grot knows what e'z on about. Da mekboyz are tryin' ta getz more teef out of da common ork by lob-ee-in da warboss, dat's givin him flash bitz to do what dey say, for you grotz ficker dan a meat-squig. So da mekboyz are getting all da loot and flashy gubbins and teef and us boyz are stuck wif choppas a humie'd snicker at. Dis is why I'm getting da boys togevva to krump Toofkicka's mekboyz when I seez dem. Dat's Demmokracys, see. Dere's more of us, so we's all part of da decishun-makin' process. Da decishun bein' we WANTS MORE DAKKA!
>>19906280HOPE YOU BOYZ LIKE FOOTSLOGGIN DEN, DOSE MEKBOYZ KEEPS DA TRUKKS RUNNIN! IF YA WANTS FREE SHOOTAS, JUST TAKE 'EM FROM DA PILE 'O GUNS YA DUMB GROTS. IT'Z RIGHT DERE AN HAS A BUNCH 'O GUNS AND STUFF. YA MUST 'AVE 'AD YER EARS SHOT OFF IF YA MISSED DA BIT WERE TOOFKICKA WANTS YER TA 'AVE SHOOTAS.
>shit night at work>can't quit, needs to pay rent>hop on /tg/ to find something to smile about>see this thread>tears of laughterI fucking love you guys. So fucking much
>OI. YOUZ GITZ.>QUIT YER JAWIN AND GET STUCK IN.
We should host a political debate for Toofkicka and Gutzrot (and any other candidates for warboss). We'd probably need to build them for when it inevitably became combat though.
>>19906366>Ork debatin'I feel sorry for the grot that has to clean up after.>DIS IS DA TALKIN' STICK, WHOEVVA HOLDS DA STICK CAN TALKBut boss, what if we-*dakkadakka*>DO YOU 'AV DA STICK? NO? ANY UVVER GROT WANNA TALK IN MY DEBBATIN'>Ere's what we do. I 'av da stick so yiz all listen ta me. What you gitz need to do is, KRUMP DA OVVER GUY! WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
>>19906465AN' DAT'S DA BASIS OF ORKY GUBBERMENT! DAT'S HOW WE LIKES IT, AND DAT'S HOW WE'Z KEEPIN' IT!
>>19906366We should ask whoeveritwas who posted the results for his Deffwotch game for the modifications he did to the system
OI YA GROT LOVAS BEST MAKE TOOFKICKA OUR NEW WARBOSS OR I KRUMP YA ME SELFLOOKIT AT ALL DAT DERE LUCKY COLOR DIS BIG UN GOT!
>>19906534Wot bout da boyz who want 2 sluggas? Da 'More Dakka' maj....majori.... 'uge mob of boyz iz a 'uge mob of votes.
>>19906572Dem fick slugga boyz iz da easy vote, though. All yah gotta promise 'em is a good WAAAGH and dere' happy.
>>19906534I'M TOOFKICKA AN I APPROVVE O' DIS TING YOU DID. ALSO, DA BOYZ WHO WANTS SLUGGAS CAN GET DERE SLUGGAS, A 'CHOPPAS ONLY' PLATFORM WUD BE A GROTBRAINED WAY TA RUN FER WARBOSS
>>19906572DEN YOU MAKE ANUVVA KRUMPIN SIGN, I WANT TO WAAAAAAGH, NOT PAINT PRETTY PEEKSHURS YA USELESS GIT'sides, choppaz are betta newayz, cuz dem 'umiez make funny soundz wen yoo chopz dem gud. yoo kant hear dem soundz when you got yer shootaz makin all sort ruckus
YOUZ GITZ IS MUKIN' ABOUT AGAIN!SHUT YER TRAPS AND GET BACK TA FIGHTIN'
WOT WE BOYZ NEED IZ A RITE GUD WAAAAAGH, I AINT EVEN TAKE MY TRUKK NO WARE BUT UP AND DOWN DAT DERE HILL. I DONT KARE IF TOOFKICKA, GUTZROT OR 'EADBOOMED 'EADBOOM JOE GETZ WARBOSS, I GOT SQUIGZ TA FEED.
>Meanwhile, in spaceAre.. are those primitives learning -democracy-? Are those -posters-?Exarch, please take the bridge, I fear the webway's scattered my mind. I'm going for a lay-down. Call me when the barbarians have resumed fighting. I certainly did not foresee this...
'EADBOOMED 'EADBOOM JOE FER WARBOSS'E MIGHT NOT 'AV AN 'EAD, BUT HE SURE KNOWS HOW TO WAAAAAGH
>>19906710WE'Z DA ORKY BOY'Z FRONT, WE DON'T WAAAGH UNLESS WE ALL GET A BIT OF DA LOOT
BOYZ WOT WE BE FACIN IS A GROT-FACED WAAAAGHCESSION. AFTA DIS, WE GON HAV A WAAAGHPRESSION. WOT DAT MEENZ IZ DAT DERE WONT BE NO KRUMPIN OR SHOOTIN FER NONE OV DA BOYZ, NOT EVEN DA TINY GITZ.WE NEED TO STIMU- ...... STEMOO ..... WE NEED TA START FINGZ BACK UP WIT KRUMPIN NE-THIN WE FIND 'FORE WE KAN NEVA KRUMP AGAIN
>>19906750'EADBOOMED 'EADBOOM JOE KOULD WAAAAGH BETTA DAN ANY OF DEEZ GITZ TRYIN TA WIN WARBOSS. DEY TALK BOUT KRUMPIN DIS AN' SHOOTIN DAT, BUT DEY AINT EVEN HIT NO ONE YET. WOT KIND OF SNOT-LICKIN ORKZ ARE DEY?
>>19906775So wot we needz is a right killy masheen to get da boys behind and get some krumpin' started again.ONE OF YOU GITZ FIND DA MEKBOYZ>Er, da slugga boys krumped 'em, boss, said sumfin about 'redisstrabooshun of'... of... sumfin about taking all dere flashy gubbinzAH, ZOG IT!
OI. ONE A YOUS SMART BOYZ BETTER ARCHIVINATE DIS THREAD ON DA BIG STORAGE PLACE SITE.
>>19906808I fink itz bein' orkived already.
>>19906792HAHA! AT LEAST 'EADBOOMED 'EADBOOM JOE HAS AN EXCUSE, BEIN' WIV NO 'EAD 'AN ALL. I 'EARD HE FELL OFF DA BIG STIKK AND CRUSHED ONE OF DA BOYZ EARLIER. HE'S ALREADY KRUMPED MORE DAN THE UVVER TWO, AND HE'S DEAD!
>>19906826YER DAFT, YA GROTZOGGER. WARBOSS 'EADSMASH TOOFKICKA'S KRUMPED LOADS A STUFF, DATS HOW HE GOT SO BIG AN KILLY. AIN'T YOU EVER SEEN A BOSS BEFORE OR DID YA JUS SPROUT OUT A DA GROUND YESTERDAY?
>>19906853I'M NOT ARGUIN' DAT TOOFKICKA'S KRUMPED STUFF IN DA PAST, YA GIT! I'M JUST SAYIN' E'S NOT SELLING DA IDEA OF A PROPPA WAAAGH WHEN NO GITZ ARE GETTING KRUMPED IN DIS KAMPAIN OF HIS.
Um, excuse. Where do we humans in the Ork domains factor into, ackhem, WARBOSS 'EADSMASH TOOFKICKA's! Plans?You already looted our, um, choppas'.
>>19906876I FINK YOU MIGHT 'AVE MISINTREPETE- GOT DA WRONG IDEA OF WUT "VOTIN" MEANS. IT MEANS YA KRUMP DA GITZ WHOSE WRONG.IN FACT, DA ONLY REASON TOOFKICKA AIN'T HERE TA MAKE COMMENTS IZ CUZ HE'S OFF KRUMPIN A BUNCH A "GROTZ RIGHTS" AKTIVISTS AS A CHARITY EVENT FER DA 'BOYZ WHO GOT THERE SHOOTAS STOLE BY STUPID DIRTY GROTZ' FOUNORKTION!TOOFKICKA'S AN ORK'S ORK, THROUGH AN THROUGH.
>>19906808http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?page=0DIS DA BIG FING YOUSE TALKIN' BOUT? 'CAUSE DA BOYZ BEEN PUSHIN SOME BUTTONS LIKE CRAZY ON IT.
>>19906902Oh datz an easy question. We krump ya.
>>19906902WHO LET DA HUMIE OUT HIS CAGE?WAS IT DEM WEIRDY 'EADBOOM GITZ?
DIS HERE BE DA ONLY ORK WIT A PLAN TA GET US DA WAAAAAGHORKBERT EINSHOOTA'E SUM KINDA WEIRD BOY, 'E KEEP SAYIN IT SCIANTZ AND NOT WEIRD BOY POWAZ BUT I FINK IT DUN FRAKKIN MATTA WOT 'E KALLZ IT, BUT IT BE A GUD PLAN'E SEZ DAT WE NEED TO TAKE ALL DA TRUKKZ, AND MAKE WUN BIG TRUKK AND DEN WE YOOZ A BUNCHA GROT-GAS AND SPLIT IT ER SUMFIN OR ANUDDA AND IT GONA TAKE US TO DA BIG WAAAAGH.
>>19906923...Yeah it was him.He thought it would be funny if I tried real cunnin' democracy.
>>19906929
>>19906929 KOR EKT ME IF I'M WRONG, BOYZ, BUT I FINK HE'S JUST WEARIN' A MASK! HE AIN'T NO PROPA ORK AT ALL!AND WHILE DAT IS PROPPA CUNNIN' I FINK WE SHOULD GET KILLY ON HIM BEFORE DA GROTS GET ANY FICK IDEAS 'BOUT HUMIE MASHEENS
>>19906923>>19906939EADBOOMZ NEEDZ TA BE KRUMPED FOR DIS MUKKIN ABOUT!
After lurking around here for two years, I've decided to get into 40k with an Ork Army. I intend to take a Mega-armor Warboss with 9 Meganobz with a dedicated Battlewagon as my HQ and first troops choice. Thing is, I fell in love with Gorgutz's Kustom Power Klaw, and it looks like I'd have to make one of my own if I wanted to give my Warboss one like it. Also, my store doesn't sell Megnanobz, and the Battlewagon they sell doesn't come with the Deffrolla I want. I've heard that a good way to make Meganobz is to take apart Terminators....Got any advice or tips before I start trying anything?
>>19906974E'Z ALREADY DEAD YA STOOPID GIT! 'IS 'EAD WENT BOOM, HE'S JUST A DEAD BOY ONNA STIKK NOW.'E'S STILL A BETTER LEADER DAN DAT TOOFKICKA GROT ANYWAY
>>19906975'ERE DAT SOUNDZ LOIK MUKKIN ABOUT
>>19906975WOT I DUN UNDASTAND NE-FIN YER TRYIN TA SAY.YOO SUM KINDA 'UMIE GIT?
>>19906966MASK OR NOT, DIS GIT GOT A BETTA PLAN DAN DAT DERE TOOFKICKA. TOOFKICKA TALKIN BOUT SHOOTAZ AND SLUGGAZ AND CHOPPAZ FER ALL DA BOYZ, BUT NUFFIN BOUT 'OW WE GONNA GET TO DA WAAAAGH
>>19906975YEA, NAME 'IM 'EADSMASH TOOFKICKA.DATS MY ADVICE.
Why don't you guys just all pack your bags and get into the warp?Infinite deamons for all of you, and millenia pass but bashing you guys remains as funny as it was in my old days.
>>19907046IT'S DEM WEIRD CHAOS BOYSLET'S SAVE THE DEBATIN' FER LATER, BOYZ, IT'S TIME FOR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
>>19906999>'AVIN' YER MEK BUILD YA A KUSTOM POWER KLAW>RIPPIN' UP DEM TERMINATOR SPACE MARINES SO YA MEK CAN MAKE YER NOBZ INTA MEGANOBZSHUT UP YA GROT! DOIN' THE STUFF HE'S TALKIN' ABOUT IS A SURE WAY TO START A GOOD AND PROPER WAAAUGH!
>>19907046WAAAAAAGGHHH
>>19907058WORDS I KAN LIVE BY!WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!
>>19907058NOW DAT'S SOMEFING I CAN GET BEHINDWAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
BATTLE BROTHERS!The greens kin menace is in here! TO ARMS BROTHERS! PURGE THE XENOS FROM THE EMPEROR'S SIGHT!
Wait I have an idea! Instead of killing us! We humans can make the choppas for you!
>>19907058KRUMP DAT GITWAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
>>19907070BEAKIES! IT'Z ORKMAS BOYZ!
>>19907070>>19907076IT'Z MOAR DEM 'UMIE GITZ, GET 'EM BOYZ!'EADBOOMED 'EADBOOM JOE IS DA BEST WARBOSS! 'E BROUGHT DA WAAAAAAGH TO US!WAAAAAAAAAAAGGGH
>>19907076>>19907076
>>19907046>>19907058>>19907070>>19907076>>19907097ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZWAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH
You guys do realise that orks will always fight right?If there are no 'umies, they'll kill each other
>>19906484>this>entire>grot>damned>thread/tg/ you cheeky bastards. I have a stitch now.
>>19907058>>19907067>>19907068>>19907069THATS THE WAY I LIKE YOU GREEN HOMEBOYZ THE BESTLETS GET SHIT ON TURBONERDS!
>MeanwhileAlright, I'm up. What's happened.Oh, the primitives are fighting again, I see? ...aaand they're following a headless corpse on a stick into battle with chaos and mon-keigh.And other mon-keigh wearing ork masks....Damn this all to she who thirsts, we're going back to the craftworld.
>>19907139IT'S DA GIRLY POINTY EARED SHITS! FER TOOFKICKA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>19907161WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>19904560>>19904499>>19904380>>19906975DATS FER ALL YOU ZOGGIN GITS WHO'S TOO THICK TA READ DA WHOLE THREAD! TOOFKICKA'S GOT A KUNNIN AN BRUTAL PLAN FER A WAAAGH SO GO ZOG YERSELVES
NOW 'OLD, 'OLD! YUZ GITZ NOT BE THINK'N STOIGHT!DA GORK AND MORK NOT WAN YUZ BE TOLKIN! DEY GIVZ USZ DEEZ FISTS AND OUR DAKKA WHAT FOR HUMIEZ KRUMP'IN! DA GORK SAYZ WALK LOUD AND CARRY BIG STIX! DA MORK SAYZ WALK LOUD AND CARRY BIG DAKKA!SAYZ I SAY WE FOLLOW THE WRODZ OF DA MORK AND GORK, AND DISR-GARD- FORGETTEN DA BOZZ WHO SAYZ HE GIVES UZ LOOT! GORK AND MORK GIVE LOOT! NOT BOZZ!
>>19907206YER ALL STUPID! HE AIN'T GIVIN YA LOOT, HE'S GIVING YA THE CHANCE TA LOOT LOOT! CAN NOBODY READ THIS THRE- oh wait, dey probably can't read da thread can they boss? BACK TO SMASHIN' 'EADSDO WHAT 'EADSMASHA SAYS OR HE'LL SMASH YER 'EAD AN KICK YER TEEF, HE'S DA BIGGEST AN DA STRONGEST
>>19907241AN 'EADSMASHA SEZ KILL DA 'UMIES AN DA SPIKEY HUMIES AN DA PANSY POINTY-EAR SHITS AN EVVRYONE ELSE, DEN TAKE THEIR STUFF!
>>19907241'EADBOOMED 'EADBOOM JOE WAS ALREADY IN DA FICK OF IT LONG BEFORE YOU GITZ SHOWED UP!'EADBOOMED 'EADBOOM JOE FOR WARBOSS
>>19907269'OW 'BOUT WE TAKE 'EADBOOMED 'EADBOOM JOE AND PUT 'IM ON A BOSS POLE, DEN PUT DA BOSS POLE ON 'EADSMASH TOOFKICKA? DEN WE HAVE DA POWER OF TWO BOSSES IN ONE! AN PAINT EM BLUE!
>>19907269AN' NOW 'IS 'EAD IS 'SPLODED! YOU CAN'T LEADS A WAAAAAGH! WIF AN 'SPLODED EAD! 'OO EVER 'EARD OF A WARBOSS WIF AN 'EAD BLOWN OPEN? 'E'D 'AVE NO PLACE TO PUT 'IS HELMET ON, YA SILLY GROT!
>>19907155LOOK IT DIS 'ERE, EADBOOMED EADBOOM JOE AINT GOT NO GROT-SNIFFIN FACE BUT HE STILL DUZ HIS KRUMPIN. NOW DATZ A WARBOSS I WANT, NOT EVEN BEIN DED MAKEZ DIS BOY STOP! TOOFKICKA IZ ALL BUSY PLAYIN POLYTIX WIT DOEZ BOYZ DAT LET DERE SHOOTAZ GET TAKEN BY SOME GROTS! WOT KINDA BOY LETS HIS SHOOTA GET TAKEN? NO ORK OF MY ORKZ, DATS WOT
>>19907206SHADDUP YOU GRETCHIN LOVIN' GIT. I'M BIGGER THAN YOU AND I SAY MORE FLASH GUBBINS IS GOOD GUBBINS.ERE WE GO ERE WE GO ERE WE GO...
>>19907299EADBOOMED EADBOOM JOE DONT NEED NO STINKIN BRAIN BUCKET CUZ HEZ SMART ENUFF TO KEEP HIS BRAINS IN HIS BOOTZ AND NOT DA BITZ DAT ALWAYZ GET SHOT!EADBOOMED EADBOOM JOE FOR WARBOSS!
Oh sweet Jesus. This thread is incredible. Giving me some great Ork voice practice.
>A sizable waaagh is actually building behind a dead weirdboy on a stickThis is one of the best things /tg/ has ever created. My sides will never be the same again.
>>19907360ITZ CALLED A BOSSPOLE AN' DA MIGHTY 'EADBOOMED 'EADBOOM JOE RIDES IT INTO BATTLE ATOP DA MASSIVE 'EADSMASH TOOFKICKA! TOGEVVER DEYZ UNSTOPPABLE!
>>19907393'EADBOOMED JOE DON'T NEED NO RUNTY TOOFKICKA TO LEAD A WAAAAAAAGHYOU'Z TRYIN' TO BE ALL KUNNIN, AND KRUMP EADBOOMED JOE WHEN HE'S SLEEPIN' OR SUMMING UN-ORKY, 'CUS YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T KRUMP 'IM PROPER.
>>19907393WOT DA ZOG, DATS BRILLIANT! ITS LIKE GORK AN' MORK WERKIN TOGETHA!WARBOSSES EADBOOMED EADBOOM JOE AND TOOFKICKA! WE NEED MORE CHOPPA FER DA BOSSPOLE
We have reached consensus. This concentration of Biomatter is appropriate for absorbtion into the Hive Fleet.
>>19907406TOOFKICKA AINT LEADIN NUFFIN YA DUMB SQUIGKISSER, EADBOOMED EADBOOM JOE IS DA BIG WARBOSS AND 'E MADE TOOFKICK HIS POLE-KARRYIN GIT! TOOFKICKA JUST DOES ALL DA CHOPPIN FER EADBOOMED EADBOOM JOE CAUSE EADBOOM JOE AINT SO GUD AT CHOPPIN NO MORE
>>19907393>>19907406>>19907425YOU'Z 'AS ME CONVI... COVENI... I'Z LIKIN' DIS IDEA!WARBOSSES EADBOOMED EADBOOM JOE AND TOOFKICKA FO' WARBOSS! WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!
You gitz are going about it all wrong. If youz want to run for Warboss, you needz a face for da banners. No boy wantz a Boss with a face so zogged it makes him want to krump himself.Baus for Boss, because I'm da prettiest and I sayz to make it more choppy.
>>19907447>>19907139>>19907070'NID FINGYS AND POINTY-EARS AND HUMIES!MY ORKDAY'S COME EARLY THIS YEAR BOYZ! BRING ON THE DAKKA!WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
>>19907479YOOZ RITE, 'ERE, LET ME PUT MY CHOPPA IN THE MIDDLE OV DAT UGLY FACE O YERS YA WORTHLESS DRESS-WEARING GIT
>>19907479EADBOOMED' EADBOOM JOE'S PRETTIER DAN YOU, AND HE AIN'T GOT A HEAD!
>>19907487WAAAAAAGGGGHHHH
>>19907487'ERE WE GO BOYS, DIS WUNZ FER WARBOSS EADBOOMED EADBOOM JOE!WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>19907479WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>19907479'Ow do you buy anyfing wif dem tiny stunted teefs?At's Un-Orky, dat iz... I say we grok 'im for bein' funny lookin. I gets 'iz scalp for me choppa handle!
FER DOUBLEBOSS 'EADBOOMED 'EADCRUSH 'EADBOOM JOE TOOFKICKA!WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>19907549also, could a drawfag please happen? Thanks in advance.
I wonder if OP realises what he's done here today.
>>19907597Created a legend and brought light to my dreary existence, that's what.
someone archive this shit or something
>>19907645QUIT WORRYIN' AN READ DA THREAD, IT'S ORKIVED ALREADY
>>19907607AN' PROOVED DA RESI-- I MEANS DA TUFFNESS OF DEMORKRASEE, IZ WHAT WE DID!A GUB'MENT FOR DA ORKS, OF DA ORKS, AND BY DA ORKS!
>>19904398>this post
>Orks are the only 40k society we can draw this kind of paralell with.>MFW I have no face.
YA GITZ, US SPEED FREEKS IZ LEFT OUT. WIFFOUT TRUKKS DERE'S NO WAY TO FIGHT IN DA FIRST PLACE! TOOFKICKA'S A GROT WHO AINT EVER WAAAGHED. SURE 'E CAN KRUMP, BUT 'EADBOOMED 'EADBOOM JOE 'AS DA BRAINZ TO LEAD A REAL WAAAGH!OI WANT A BOSS DAT KNOWS DA USE OF SPEED!
>>19907823ARE YOU BOYZ EVEN READIN THE STUFF OR JUST DECIDIN TA HATE TOOFKICKA? HE'S GOT TRUKKS AN' TANKS AN FLYIN' WOTZITZ COVERED IN HIS KUNNIN PLAN DAT 'EADBOOMED 'EADBOOM JOE IS GONNA TAKE CHARGE OF FROM ATOP DA BOSSPOLE ON HIS BACK!
>>19907691'EADBOOMED 'EADBOOMED JOE, IS DAT YOU?
>>19907886YA GIT, WHAT KINDA ORK READS? I'Z TOO BUSY PAINTIN' MY TRUKK RED. DOSE SICK 'UMIES MAKE A MESS WHEN YA SQUISH EM!
>>19907886>ARE YOU BOYZ EVEN READIN THE STUFF>BOYZ EVEN READIN>BOYZ READINDA SPEED FREEKS IZ NOT SO GOOD WIF DA READIN. IT'S NOT GOT TA DO WIF GOIN FAST, SEE.DEY'S BE SPEED READIN DA FREAD, ONLY GETTIN BITZ OF DA ARG.... ARGUME.... DA KUNNIN PLAN
>>19907823JUST PAINT IT MORE RED, YOU SQUIG-LICKER. DERE'S SHOOTIN' TO BE DONE!
>>19907925OI! THIS GROT-DAMMED 'UMIE MASHEEN I SMASHIN' ON TO MAKE ME POST IN DIS FREAD WHAT DID AUTOCORR-... AUTO-... CHANGED ME WORDS WRONG! IT'S LIKE DEY AREN'T MADE FOR RIGHT PROPER ORKY SPEAKIN'!
>>19906966>>19906929>>19906942Back da truk up, iz yous talkin bout Qwantum WAAAGH'IN?
>>19908404KWANTUM WAAAAAAGHIN'Z DA WAY FOWA'D, TRADISHONUL WAAAAAAAAAGHIN AIN'T GETTIN US NOWHERE. 'S BASIC'LY MUCKIN ABOUT AT DIS POINT
Dis is all muckin about! Every ork worth his choppa knows all da WAAAAGH'in is controlled by dem badmoon boys. Its a konspirasy it is. Dey makes us good propa Orks fight each otha whiles dey take all dah good WAAAGH'in an moon us outa all our teef!
>>19904233RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHe sez if we krump some gitz dey's gonna want to krump us back which means even more stompi! So's we find some boyz we ain't fighted yet an fight 'em till every boy in the galaxy comes to fight us!
>>19904398Sharin? Ya sound like a stinkin blueboy. How's about I take my share of teef out your mouth ya grot!>>19904393Oi like a fungus beer as much as the next ork but dose magic shrooms is a teleportah ta less orky fings.
DA REAL PROBLUM IZ, DER'Z NOT ENUFF HUMIES ON DA ORKY PLANETS, WOT WIT US KRUMPIN TOO MANY GITZ, SOZ ONLY DA ORKZ WHAT GOT ROKKS GET DA WAAAGH. WOT WE NEEDZ IZ A MORE AGREZZIVE IMMIGAT-- IMMEE-- WE NEEDZ TA LET DA HUMIES IN SOZ WE CAN STOMP EM.
NOW DIS IS A PROPA ORKY TREAD ROIGHT 'ERE!
Orkenomics
>>19909497/tg/ never change
>>19904332Ah bozz, yaz killin me!
>My sides>KrumpedPick two
>>19909497DEM GITZ! WROIHGT, LETS CALL A WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH ON DOSE SQUIG 'ERDERS!
>>19907688capped
OI YOUZE ALL MESS ABOUTEVERY GIT NOES DAT DA WARBOSS WIF DA BIGGEST HAT IS DA WARBOSSSEE 'IZ HAZ MORE HATS DAN U, DAT MEANS DAT I'M BETTA DAN U
Anyone else now want a quest thread about an Ork running for Warboss?
>>19911662EADBOOMED EADBOOM JOE IZ DA BEST WARBOSS WE'Z EVA 'AD AN' 'E DUN NEED NO STOOPID 'UMIE HAT TA BE BOSS CUZ HE GOT DA BOSSPOLE
>>19911402KORL MORK WAS MUCKIN 'BOUT AN SAYIN' SILLY FINGS.
>>19915472BESIDES IF 'EADBOOMED 'EADBOOM JOE WANTED A HAT, WEZ COULD JUST PUT IN ON TOP 'O HIS BOSSPOLE ALL FANCY LIKE.In fact, why not have a huge metal ork face where his head would be? I really want a picture of 'eadboom Joe on his bosspole on top of Toofkicka, with Toofkicka ready to fight and 'eadboom's body pointing of something and shooting green lightning.
>>19911402Your Ork Koommunism pales in comparison to Trickle-down Orkinomics.
YOUZ ALL TRAPPED, YA SEEZ, TRAPPED IN YA OWN ZOGGIN SOSHUL CONSTRUKTZ! DA ONLY WAY TO REALLY GET DA WAAAGH MOVIN IS TA ABANDON OLD IDOLS LIKE 'EADBOOMED EADBOOM AND TOOFKICKA AN MAKE FOR A NEW WAY. WEZE ALL ORKZ AND WEZE ALL BIG AN SMASHY, BUT DA UMIES AN PANZEEZ AN TINEADZ AN NIDZ AN DEMONZ AN ALL THAT ZOG DUNT KNOW IT! WEZE SHOULD ALL BE DA BOSS... OF ALL OF DEM! WEZE DONT NEED A WARBOSS, WEZE NEEDZ AN EMPRA! AN 'ELL BE UGE, AND 'ELL GET DA BIGGEST 'AT!
I love how this thread is already on the second page of suptg's most popular threads. Well fucking done, you elegan/tg/entlemen.
>>19915472WAT! YOUSE IS MUCKING ABOUT EVER GROT NOES DAT IF AN ORK HAS MORE HATZ DEN UNDDA BOY, DAT MEAN E'S BETTA DEN DEM. SEE? DIS IS MY HAT, IN IT MEANS DAT I'M BETTA AN U GITZ
>>19904275OY, WUT DA 'ELL IS DIS "VOTE" TINGY? IZ YOU TRYIN TO GET ALL TEKNI- TENTIK-. OY BOYZ, I TINK DAT GIT BE A HUMIE!!
>>19918217VOTIN' IS SIMPLE, YA STOOPID RUNT. JUST KRUMP ANY ORKS WOT DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU LIKE. DEN DA BOSS WIV DA MOST BOYZ WINS. EASY.
I SEZ WE KRUMP ANY STOOPID GITS WHO FINK DAT WEARIN DERE SNOT-COVERED HAT FINGS OVA DERE GROT-GAS FILLED HEDZEADBOOMED EADBOOM JOE FER WARBOSS! WAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH
OI, BOSS! SHOW US YER REEL SPORE CERTEEFEKIT! WE ALL KNOWS YER JUST A STINKIN GROT AND YOU AIN'T PROPER ORKY. YOU'S AIN'T FROM 'AWAII YA SQUIGILIST GIT.
>>19919575AH, SHADDAP YA CONSP'RA... CONS'PPRAT... AH ZOG IT, SHUT YA TRAP YA CRAZY-FINKING GROT! WARBOSSES 'EADBOOMED 'EADBOOM JOE AN' TOOFKICKA IZ PROPA BOSSES, NOT GROTS! AN' ANYONE 'OO SAYZ ANYT'ING ELSE IS A STINKY, PISSIN' GROT!
>>19919588YER A RIGHT GIT, BELEEFIN ALL WAT DAT WARBOSS SAYZ. 'E IZ A RIGHT SQUIGLOVER AN A OVERGROWN GROT WHO ONLY GOTZ TA BE WARBOSS COZ OF POLITIKAL CORREKTNESS. 'IS INTERORKTIONAL 'EALTH PLAN IS A PILE A SQUIGGOTH SHIT - WOTZ HE THINK HE IS, ONE OF DEM BLUE HOOMIES?
This is why /tg/ is the best board on 4chan.
>>19919640WOT DA ZOG DID YOO SAY, YA WORTHLESS GIT?
> This Thread.Truly you are the prince of boards /tg/. I knew there was a reason I keep coming here.
YA SEE, DIZ IS WHOI WE'Z NOT WAAAGHIN' AZ MUCH. YOUZE MUCKIN ABOUT WHILE PANZEES, 'UMIES AND CHAOS GITS '''ALL WAITING FOR A GOOD KRUMPIN! GET YER GROT OUT YER SKIRTS ANDWAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!
YOU GITZ AIN'T GOT NAH SENSE TO YA, WHEN YOUZ RUN OUT OF 'UMIES TO KRUMP YA JUST START KRUMPIN ON ORKS! WE'Z DON'T GOTTA WORRY ABOUT NO CONSERVATION OR NUTHIN'!STUPID GITS DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND SIMPLE ORKYNOMICS.
>>19923581SHUT YER USELESS TRAP AN' 'ELP ME KRUMP DEM BEAKIES YA MUD-EATIN SQUIG
OI THINKS WE OUGHTS TA HOLDZ A PROTEST OUR NOT HAVIN' WAAAGHTROW ALL DA BOSS'S SQUIGS INTO DA OCEAN.DEN HE'LL HAVE TO TAKE US ON WAAAAAGH.
>>19922496I love this, I love this so much.
>>19922496>mfw there's drawfaggotry of 'Eadboom Joe.
'EADBOOMED 'EADBOOM JOE FER WARBOSSWUTZ BEEN KRUMPED CAN NEVA BE KRUMPED AGIN!
And this is why /TG/ is the best of the boards
WHYZ YOU BOYZ ARGOOIN BOUT WHOZ WARBOSS WEN DEREZ HUMIEZ N POINTY EERD GROTSHITZ N NIDZ N CHAOS HUMIES TA KRUMP? YOUZ ALL LOST SOIT OF YER PRIORKITEEZ
WOT DA FRAGGIN ZOG IZ GOIN ON HEREYA GITZ IS SPOSED TO BE FOIGHTIN NOT TALKIN LOIK A BUNCHA WEAK OOMIE GITZSHUT YER TRAPZ AND GET BACK TO DA WAAAAAAAAAGH!
I...I'm not sure if watching this is horrifying or facinating.Is there any more of this barbaric mon-keigh popped starch food left?
