HARDER, BUTLER, SWAGGIER, FASTER.Into every generation a Butler is born: one man in all the world, a Chosen One. He alone will wield the swag and skill to catch the ladies, dames, and the armies of bitches; to get into their hearts and to add them to the family.He is Hayate, The Combat Butler.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-You decide that now would be a good time to finalize those date plans you had with Mio.You did promise your 'husband' a good time in reparations for that incident during the party and you aim to keep that promise.After a few words with the girls and seeing them home, you set off to find Mio and ask her when she would be available.------------------------------------------------------Mio sat in her office talking to her protege that has just arrived from class."What's the problem now Laura?" She asks the space pirate."It's my wife." "And?""He still refuses to respond to my advances.""I see... You, my child, need some practice."She closes her eye for a moment and continues twith a grin, "And if I'm sensing things correctly, you shall have some in a few more minutes."
Oh yeah, MSQ!And we are going to be in so much trouble.
Goddamit Sad rp story thread has me feeling depressed.LG you had better cheer me up tonight.
>Invade new quest to show how awesome we are and more better than whoever is in there.
rolled 32 = 32>>19929722Fuck yeahFuck i have been busy as fuck lately with shit in general and joining the army so i have missed a bunch of threads.
Run for your life Hayate!
>>19929789Youve never actually been here before, have you?
time for MSQ and the gin & tonic Apocalypse.
rolled 59 = 59Unaware of the higher levels of danger awaiting you, you proceed to Mio's office.You knew that heading to her is like jumping out of the frying pan and straight into the fire, but what you didn't know was that right now, that fire was basically a mound of thermite ready to ignite.You've made some mistakes in your course of interactions with Mio, but this simple act of heading to her office so calmly could very well be the worst of them.>ROLLEM>taking the lowest of the first 5 >adding THIS ROLL to that>also, goddammit, I accidentally half of my hayate folder.
rolled 95 = 95>>19929851
rolled 32 = 32>>19929851>lowest of the first 5my time has come!
rolled 42 = 42>>19929851Welp
rolled 2 = 2>>19929851
rolled 56 = 56>>19929851The question is, do we WANT a low roll?
rolled 11 = 11Critical fail for Laura.
rolled 59 = 59>>19929851Here goes for Hayate keeping his pants this time.
rolled 14 = 14OH LAWDY!We guns die!
>>19929789>Invade new quest to show how awesome we are and more better than whoever is in there.What?
rolled 88 = 88>>19929789Are we invading other quests, or are the other quests invading us?
>>19929901>61>You escape having your bones jumped, for nowYou knock on her door out of courtesy, not wanting to barge in on the discussion you could see through the glass that she was so earnestly having with Laura.You see her mouth 'See?' with a nod towards Laura, and she opens the door for you."Come in Hayate, you could not have come at a better time." She says with a great smile on her face."What can I do for, or TO you?"WAT SAY?
>>19929994It's the latter. Always. Then again, we don't mind. The tears keep LG going.
>>19930012But we're not a new quest.Not in the very fucking least."I'm here to ask you out on that date Mio."
>>19929901Noko-stealthed low roll? I'm calling bullshit.
rolled 66 = 66[x] CRAZY IVANbring some scones up in this bitch.
You had been warned, infidels. A fatwa has been issued by Grand Ayatollah Anonymous in >>19901317 declaring magical butlering haraam and for holy jihad to be waged against all who do not convert.Repent, say the shahadah, and sin no more, or face death at the hands of our holy warriors. Allahu akbar!
>>19930012the superiority complexes of other quest players on this board never fails to make me pic related.
>>19930010>Counting noko rolls>Counting noko rolls when asking for the lowest
>>19930010"You can a, keep your clothes on and b, tell me what day next week you want to go out."
>>19930060You should maybe open your eyes to reality. We are getting "raided". Right now.>>19930057
>Reposting stuff from twitter:"I need to find him again. Ayumu, I know have already asked for a lot," The little blonde girl pleads. "but I need much more from you." #msq"He's lost it?" "No, but it is currently out of commission." "I see.. Shun, prepare to make contact. Let's see how he should react." #msq"Who are you?" she asks the youth before her. "It's me mom. And I... I'm here to free you." he tells her as he draws a familiar sword #msqBlade pierced flesh. Crimson blood begins to stain white cloth. "I'm sorry. But this had to be done." she stood there frozen in shock. #msq'This can't be happening..' you think as you look down at that blood soaked blade. At that very moment, he strikes again, his aim true. #msq>And here's the new thing from last night:Play your fife, oh fifer. And make them sing and dance.Play your drum, oh drummer. And put them in a trance.Play your fife, oh fifer. For every boy and girl.Play your drum, oh drummer. And make the children twirl.We'll make them play and dance today, till no more can they stand.We'll make them sing, their voices ring, in this the Concert Grand.Play your fife, oh fifer. Play it well my friend.Play your drum, oh drummer. Play it till the end.Play your fife, oh fifer. Play it loud and true.Play your drum, oh drummer. Until we bid adieu.We'll make them play and dance today, till no more can they stand.We'll make them sing, their voices ring, in this the Concert Grand.
>>19930010Good day, Mio.I'm here because I owe you a night on the town. When are you available?
>>19930057No you, also do you have any racy pics of your wives ankles?
Anal Prolapse Quest was better
>>19930107You missed some stuff.>"Who are you?" she asks the youth before her. "It's me mom. And I... I'm here to free you." he tells her as he draws a familiar sword #msq>Blade pierced flesh. Crimson blood begins to stain white cloth. "I'm sorry. But this had to be done." she stood there frozen in shock. #msq>'This can't be happening..' you think as you look down at that blood soaked blade. At that very moment, he strikes again, his aim true. #msq>'Should we tell him?' 'Must we tell him?' 'Can we tell him?' Those three think. Uncertainty is confusing for them that should see all. #msq
>>19930117Lg wrote anal prolapse quest
>>19930010"I wanted to know which nights you were free this week. I still have to provide you with dinner and entertainment this week."
>>19930116What can I say. Her father raised a filthy slut.
>>19930117I agree that it was enjoyable. No matter. That quest is over. No further enjoyment can be derived from it.
>>19930139This is my fetish
>>19930127No he didn't. He specifically said he didn't.
"You can a) keep your clothes on, and b) tell me when you would be available for that date I owed you.""Date? What date?" She asks in faked confusion"Our date.""Our date? oh, THAT date. Unfortunately my dear, as much as I'd like to have you take me out tonight, I'm currently busy with my protege." she tells you with a nod towards Laura."Then when would you be available?" you ask her.>rollem 1d3>taking the 6th
rolled 3 = 3>>19930227Rollingu....
rolled 2 = 2>>19930227Before we leave after specifying a day for the date, ask Laura how the European Union's efforts are going.
rolled 1 = 1If I must.
rolled 2 = 2>>19930227Hmmm
rolled 1 = 1>>19930227only one way to counter spam, if not ignoring it, with goodness.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLOIzE0cqo0
rolled 2 = 2>>19930247Yes, this.
>>19930227Lg why do you tempt me with my unattainable waifu
>>19930264Not sure what to think about that roll...most likely neither good nor bad.
rolled 3 = 3>>19930227dahs pluuus wahndeethweee
>>19930227Look, child prostitutes. And you call US savages.True servants of Allah save their bodies for their husbands, rather than flaunting their sin and inflaming men to rape and fornicate outside marriage. A REAL woman knows she is a prize to be won, not meat on display.
rolled 1 = 1>>19930227Derp derp derp>>19930064>being a faggotThat said, I would never. Aside from the one time I did.
>>19930299How good for you. Too bad you are so fugly that I wouldn't even want you when given money to take you in.
>>19930299Are those women?
>>19930170..and the writing style was completely different and it was run at the same time yet it didn't slow his posts in MSQ down at all and it was run anonymously but he didn't even once forget his trip in MSQ or leave it on in anal prolapse...Sure, him denying it obviously means it's true.
>>19930362While I do agree with you, could you please drop it? Some people are too stupid to learn.
>>19930307It doesn't matter whether anyone trusts you because it wasn't even your roll. The whole thing is irrelevant because we passed the DC anyway.The point is that noko rolls shouldn't be taken on principle.
rolled 100 = 100"The day after tomorrow. Friday. I' shall be available on Friday." She tells you unhesitantly with a hint of excitement in her voice."Friday it is then." you confirm with a smile, "I shall do my best to make you enjoy yourself.""Ohohoho, you're raising my expectations already.">LG rolling
>>19930420Neat, 100. That is good, right? Right?
>>19930330>I can't handle strong Arabic features>My woman must look like a fifteen year-old boy or I can't overcome my impotenceConfirmed for sodomite
>>19930420Nat100Huh. I wonder if this is good or bad.
rolled 70 = 70>>19930420>100OH GOD
>>19930443>I can't handle strong male features>My woman must look like a female or I can't overcome my reluctance to turn gayFixed that for you.
given the >You escape having your bones jumped, for nowthis might be the next rape attempt.
ﻪﺘﻤﺟﺮﺗ . ﻊﻗﻮﺘﻧ ﺪﻳﺮﺒﻟاو ﺞﻋﺰﻤﻟا و ﺪﻴﺼﺘﻟا . ﻦﻫارأ ﺔﻤﺟﺮﺗ ﻞﻏﻮﻏ ﺔﻫﻮﺸﻣ ﺎﻣﺎﻤﺗ اﺬﻫ ﺪﻨﻋ ﺖﻠﺸﻓ ﺖﻬﺘﻧا دﺎﻬﺠﻟا ﻲﺘﻟا ﺖﻨﻠﻋأ ﻦﻋ رﺎﻔﻜﻟا ﻲﻓ ﻲﻌﺴﻟا ﺮﻠﺘﺑ ﺔﻳﺮﺤﺴﻟا . ﻚﻟﺬﻟ ، حﺎﺠﻧ ﺮﻫﺎﺑ ،و ﺖﻨﻛ ﺖﻤﺟﺮﺗ اﺬﻫ ﺎﻘﺣ ؟ ﻰﻠﻋ يأ لﺎﺣ ، ﺾﻌﺑ تﺎﺤﻔﺼﻟا ﻲﻌ
>>19930443>strong arabic featuresI'd prefer my women to not look like 50 year old dudes.
So this is where Mio demonstrates to Laura exactly how to get her wife.
>>19930477Google translate you so silly.
الحمد لله رب العالمين، واحد فقط والله ومحمد رسوله. الموت للكفار والله كاذبة. الموت على الهبوط والعتاد! الجهاد الجهاد،
>>19930488we can now put LG in the same category as Salman Rushdie
>>19930481Which is why I prefer the Burqa to the Chador. If your wife or daughter is ugly, she brings no shame on her household and can attract a mate on the merits of her piety and housework. If she is very beautiful, then you must cover her face so she does not invite rape.
I have come to join the holy cause and wage jihad on the Mahou Shounen infidels.I bring many holy warriors to the cause. Allahu ackbar. derka derka jihad jihad.
Can anyone get a good translation of >>19930477 and >>19930488? Google translator is failing horribly
>>19930521See. That actually makes sense. Very, very wrong, unenlightened and oppressive sense, but sense nonetheless.
>>19930521Rape you say?
She's quick. Too quick.Her arm goes up so fast and pins you against the door that you didnt even have have time to react."Err... Mio...? What're you doing?" you ask her nervously."Well, now that you're business is done, i was thinking you could help me with something.""And what would that be...?""Education." She calls out to the other eye-patch wearer in the room. "Laura, get up here and observe."The white haired girl does as she is told and stands to one side of you, her eye unblinking."This is how you make an advance that your wife cannot ignore." she tells the otehr one as she holds your face in her hands and goes in for a kiss.WAT DO?[ ]Escape[ ]Fight back [futilely] [ ]Assume control[ ]EL Loco Pedro
For the love of my agnostic God DON'T FEED THE TROLLS.
وسنعمل على ضرب أسفل الكفار في سبيل الله، واحد والله وحده، وقدسه محمد رسولالموت لإلههم كاذبة؛ الموت على الملصق الأصلي
>>19930549assuming direct control
>>19930549[ ]Assume control
>>19930549[X]ASSUMING CONTROL OF THIS SEXUAL ASSAULTclone time, if we still have it.
>>19930488Praise be to Allah, Lord of the Worlds, and only one God and Mohammed his prophet. Death to the infidels and false God. Death on the landing gear! Jihad, Jihad, Apparently Islam is not to keen on planes landing or taking off.
>>19930549Stick our tongue so far down her throat we have our tongue in her butt!
>>19930549WE ARE THE HARBINGER OF THE SWAGASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
rolled 34 = 34[x] EL LOCO PEDRO!Teleport behind her, flip her around and TURN THE TABLES!
>>19930584Teleport is broke.
>>19930549KILL THE INFIDEL
COUNTERATTACK! All hands on station! Prepare to silence her guns with a boarding manoeuvre.>Hands on tits.
سبحان الله، لسنقوم بإزالة الاغبياء من مجلس إدارة البنك. سبحان الله، لسنقوم بإزالة الاغبياء من مجلس إدارة البنك.
>>19930584or just make a clone behind her. then we can flank her
>>19930549Assume control. We received clearance from our ladies to pursue and prosecute actions against Mio.
rolled 28 = 28>>19930584why do I even bother rolling. Nothing good ever comes of it.
فتوى على الهبوط. ربما هو وجميع أتباعه يواجه غضب الله والمجاهدين له عظيم.
[x]Assume control"Laura follow my lead."
>>19930617You realize that i'm laughing now, And lg is feeding off you buttmad as we speak.
rolled 77 = 77ALL HANDS ON DECK, PREPARE TO BOARD!
>>19930544See? At least one of you infidels sees the truth! As-salāmu `alaykum, brother, rejoice in the light of Allah.>>19930548>picture of crusaders attempting an occupation>*laughinginsurgents.jpg*
>>19930644DERKA DERKA ALLAH ALLAH, MUHAMMAD JIHAD!
>>19930665The only truth I see is that you are a sad, sad shade of a man. An animal, if you will, that should not exist, for it is bad.
>>19930665Wait what games do Hezbollah's Internet Role-Playing Wing play?
Do I smell DIRTY HEATHENS in this thread?
>>19930700Kill the infidel is a favorite.Ali down the street went to go play Suicide Bomb Checkpoint Delta but was gunned down before he could score.
>>19930578Indeed, Almighty Allah only appreciates planes when they crash. Preferably into things.
>>19930720I laughed. I'm a horrible person.
>>19930720Awww, oh well better luck next ti... Nevermind, there is no next time.
Is that a Templar I see?
No, not again, not after the myriad of times that she's done this to you.Now, you take control.You'll show her who wears the figurative pants around here.You grab her wrists and flip yourselves around, pinning her to the door.Now, it's your turn to go on the attack.--------------------------------------------------------------A few minutes later, a breathless Mio is leaning against you for support as you congratulate yourself for a job well done."And that *pant* is how *pant* you do it." Mio tells the German space pirate.Laura nods wordlessly and continues to fill in her notebook."Now... You try it." Mio says as she suddenly grabs you by the mid-section and turns you to face the other girl.WAT DO?[ ]EL LOCO PEDRO[ ]Talk her out of it[ ]Other
>>19930700Hide The IED. Shell The Heeb. Flag-burning races.You know, the usual.
>>19930744[x]otherdistract with fluffy cuddly familiars
>>19930744[ ]OtherCall Ichika. He'd be better to practise with.
>>19930744[ ]OtherProceed with boarding.
>>19930744[Other] "Think you got that reversed, my dear Mio."Suddenly grab her by the mid-section and turn her to face the other girl.
>>19930697A pity. You had a chance at salvation and turned away to wallow in filth and degradation. My blade severing your neck will be a mercy, ceasing the disgustingness you perpetrate against yourself.Turn your eyes to Allah before you are damned for all time.
[x]Talk her out of it"That's too far, Mio."
>>19930796>says that we wallow in filth and degradation>lives in a house made of shitishiggydiggy
>>19930787YES!This situation can only be improved by lesbians.
time to acquire more gin
>>19930781This + "Kraus prepare the tequila."
>>19930747That feel when Sheikh Osama Mohammed Awad bin Laden vindicates your holy cause from beyond the grave. Truly a great sign from Allah God of All, and Muhammad his Prophet.
>>19930810>Culture has been building in brick and tile since your ancestors were making-do with mud and sticks>call it primitiveYou're projecting, infidel.
>>19930744[x]EL LOCO PEDROThrow her at Mio.
>>19930857>speaking english when saying we are infidelsCool bro
>>19930787>>19930832know what changing to reversal. It's too amusing.
>>19930744Talk her out of it. "Now Mio, you know this is improper."
>>19930878You speak to a man in the tongue he uses, that he may better understand and be enlightened. Did not the Prophet take the words of the divine and convert them to the base words of man?You are reticent, infidel, but your example may prove strong enough to sway other nonbelievers.
>>19930878>not knowing that knowing the primitive's language is the first step of missionary workshiggitydiggity.
>>19930918>Did not the Prophet take the mushrooms he found on top of the mountain and convert them to one fucked up trip?FTFY, seriously. Flying through space on a fire horse.That's right up there with a purple dragon.
>>19930918You're still a fuckwit, no matter what language it's said in.
>>19930935It would be a fucking tripfag feeding them.
Wow. Between shitty tripfags and towelhead trolls, I've got about half the posts in this thread filtered.
>>19930949u mad infidel?
Mio's got a good grip on you, and if you were just any other guy, you're sure that you could not have gotten out of it.But you're not.You are Ayasaki Hayate, and you got this shit.Using moves you learned through countless close calls with big burly men that wear mascara in that certain area of Shibuya, you slip out of Mio's grasp and again turn the tables on her."Wha-?" she tries to break free of your full nelson."Okay Laura, like Mio said, you try it." You tell the German."Just do what I did earlier."You were doing all of this half-jokingly, expecting that either of them would back out of it.But you misjudged the eager to learn Laura.She grabs Mio before the older woman could even get a word out and proceeds to kiss her.A nanosecond later, your brain freezes.
>>19930947The Prophet was a simple man, and could only relay his experiences in a way that he understood. How do you take the acts of an angel, or the hand of Allah, and relate it to others?>>19930949Ad hominem attacks are a clear sign of an inability to articulate an argument. Your lashing out is a manifestation of the corruption in your soul. Repent and come to Allah.
>>19931004Death to the infidel! Allah muhammad jihad!
>>19931013Whoever you are, I just want to let you know you are doing Allah's work.
>>19931013Yes, but he left out explaining that he ate the mushrooms he found growing in the cave of light.
Fight on brave mujaheddin warriors!
>>19931004We really need to move past the brain freeze.
>>19931013> implying that dude wasn't making shit up to get bitches
>>19931025I thank you, friend. I would rather see one man know the truth and convert than a million put to the sword. But this smut must not be tolerated. Filth like: >>19931004homosexual cartoon characters. It aggrandizes sin and makes me sick.>>19931043Can Allah not reveal himself using the tools made of His own hand? What matters is the truth of the revelation.
>>19931109Some of my friends are looking for you.
>>19931109>homosexual cartoon characters. It aggrandizes sin and makes me sick.Hey that was a low blow, and you say you are enlightened
>>19931109God doesn't need to use a hallucinogenic to educe a vision.Nor would he lack the foresight to put a vision in human terms.
>>19931060More projection. You cannot fathom motivation beyond rutting like an animal because your own thoughts go no farther.The Prophet was RELUCTANT to share his visions at first. He even contemplated killing himself, believing himself to have gone mad. It was only at the insistence of Allah that he made the truth known to all.
>>19931146Homosexuality is a sin, infidel.
>>19931109I've met preachers less eloquent than this troll.If only we could harness the power of trolling for good, we could do anything!
>>19931053We can't though,it is thoroughly ingrained in Hayate's mind that attractive lesbians are just too awesome and whenever he sees them it is like a holy experience to him
>>19931157It's not homosexual when it's two chicks dude.>>19931154Hey i don't just think about sex, i think about other stuff too.
Can you stupid fucking cunts stop replying to the piece of shit trolls?
>>19931190No it is entertaining.
Dear faggots: stop feeding the trolls.Dear trolls: kindly go elsewhere. Your bullshit is not appreciated. You're not being funny, you're not being witty, you're being annoying, and it needs to stop.
>>19931177Yes it is. Your sin is outlined in the Koran.
>>19931109Keep doing Allah's work brave mujahideen warrior.You are a gentleman and a sheikh.
>>19931190It's not like we have anything else to do while waiting for LG to post.
Some time later, Laura snaps you out of it."Excuse me, but you've been standing there for last half-hour. Are you alright?""-bians! I... Uhhh yeah, I'm alright." a quick look around the room shows you Mio sitting behind her desk a glass in her hand.She keeps silent and throws you a glare from behind her glass."Drinking again Mio?" you ask the pirate witch."Cider." she answers curtly.''So, was she a good kisser?' you inquired mentally'Decent, but she could use some improvement.' she answers.'You know I'll have to get you back for this right?''I know Mio. And I am filled with anticipation.' you tell her with a smirk."Well then ladies, I must leave you to your own devices." you tell them as you reach for the doorknob. "Mio, I'll see you on Friday, I'll pick you up at 8?""Sure." she answers"Laura, if you need anymore pointers, jsut feel free to come up to me." you half-kid."Of course Ayasaki-san, no... Instructor."You left the Mio's office to continue your streak of productivity.WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
rolled 9 = 9Hay Guys I can into translate too! Watch:لول يو زنجي مثلي الجنس. مص ديك بلدي الحقيقي سريع. لا تقلق أنا قوي مع الحياة الجنسية بلدي. BJ سريع بالتأكيد لن تجعلني مثلي الجنس.
>>19931150Then that is why he saw the horse. Those were the human terms. And you say mushrooms as though that invalidates the outcome. I say the mechanism doesn't matter, it is the word and will of Allah that matters in the end.So whether the images were placed directly into his brain, played out against a rock wall, or induced through some sort of pharmacological trance, the message was given to the Prophet, who passed it to the people for the good of their souls. And to deny it is to invite eternal doom upon your head.
So, when this gets archived, what should the description/tags be with all the jihad stuff?
>>19931228Laugh like a mad man and go see Stahl?
>>19931243- LG harvests delicious tears.- imaginary friends made me do itSomething like that.
>>19931228go home, rest.
>>19931251Ooh, yes. We STILL haven't got those data manipulation lessons.
rolled 32 = 32>>19931228>"Of course Ayasaki-san, no... Instructor."Yes Boner.>FAPFAPFAP
>>19931233Your Imam should be ashamed
>>19931243Probably something about Pedophile Muslims, like their leader, who fucked nine year olds.Also, now for something different. Tree porn.Also, I agree on the head to Stahl thing
Go home, work on that DINO ARMOR
>>19931279oh yeah, do that.
>>19931228Go see Stahl. Invite Perrine and Yuki if they aren't busy.
>>19931279Seconding Ted's upgrade
>>19931251>Stahloh god, didn't we schedule those weeks ago?
>>19931294>Invite Perrine and Yuki if they aren't busy.Okay, why?
ﺗ ﻰﻟإ ﻞﻤﺟ ﺞﺋﺎﻫ ﻦﺴﺣ ﺮﺠﺘﻤﻟا ﺔ
>>19931279Dino Armor can wait just a wee little bit. We've been waiting to improve data manip for far too long.
>>19931317Because we haven't spoken to Perrine in, like, forever.Also tentacle robot.
rolled 60 = 60>>19931275If imam means mum then my mum is very proud, contrary to your belief. I'm a troll just like her, and just like her mum.Suck my dick like I said. I don't care if it's a dude. I've had my dick sucked by more dude than you and I guarantee it takes more than the wet willing hole you undoubtedly provide to turn me gay.>more almost gay stories later.>They're for the gay muslims ITT.
>>19931317We shouldn't at all, they risk any Area of Effect sciencing.
>>19931343We should at minimum bring down Susan. She has the same powers we do.
>>19931348why, so stahl can get her back for suckerpunching him during the exercise?
>>19931348Yay that'd be a good idea, twinscience.
>>19931277I see your accusations of pedophilia (which has never been substantiated; some modern sources place her at closer to 14) and raise you an entire organization which protects modern perverts who prey upon children, often engaging in homosexual acts with the underage.Yeshua of Galilee was a great prophet, but his followers are some of the worst evil astride this planet.
>>19931317Yuki has data manipulation abilities. And we haven't talked to Perrine in a while.
rolled 3 = 3Posting troll response because I don't really care what happens next.Miss good posts.I probably should vote real quick.>no green text.Going to smoke.Don't fuck this shit upo more than I would guys.
>>19931369implying muslims and christians and their books have any more merit than he who must not be named's space marine fluff.
rolled 8 = 8>>19931324So you will suck me off then?
>>19931369And your point? Pedophiles pointing at other pedophiles doesn't stop either from being pedophiles.Only difference is that Mahammed fucked a nine year old girl, and these priests fuck nine year old boys. And considering the same thing is rampant in Islamic countries, I see no real difference between one version of bullshit and hatred, and another flavor.
>>19931369We try to purge them but they are like roaches. Won't die and just keep multiplying,
>>19931389>comparing the works of prophets and their followers with the imaginings of a decadent manchildI pity anyone whose worldview is nothing but 1,000 grey tones of equivocation. You will not see truth until the Day of Judgment, and it will be too late to do anything but weep.
>>19931436And i pity anyone who believes my previous statement isn't true.
You head home to work on that kit for Ted, that you and Ursula were to do together.As you jump back into the bottle you take a detour to Perrinne's temporary room to talk to her.----------------------------------------------------------------------You found your froggy sitting on the bed not looking very well.Hina's with her and trying to make the girl comfortable."What's wrong?" you ask Perrinne**rollem**>considering first five rolls
>>19931410>comparing a predator taking advantage of the young to lawful relations between man and wife>*whycan'tIholdallthesefalseparallels.tiff*
rolled 85 = 85>>19931464
>>19931464>no StahlWe're never going to get that data manip lesson in, are we?
rolled 57 = 57>>19931464Welp
rolled 93 = 93>>19931464
rolled 64 = 64>>19931464Need a hug?
rolled 4 = 4>>19931464
rolled 3 = 3>>19931464Rolls for the roll god.
rolled 61 = 61I'll never stop!
rolled 82 = 82>>19931464You can tell hayate
>>19931464this is going to be our first "I'm pregnant so find me a unicorn stake" fetch quest isn't it.
>>19931466>man and wife>at age ninei'm curious why is that shit tolerated out of curiousity, i don't really se the reason for it, its not even like they can give birth safely at that age so gaining children could kill the mother, forceing you to go through alot of shit to get another one AND dealing with children at the same time.
>>19931514You do realize that the person you're talking to is neither Muslim, nor has any understanding of Islam past Wikipedia, right?
rolled 86 = 86>>19931514It's okay because God says so, of course.And who says God says it's okay? The clergy, of course.
>>19931514Everyone knows women are property. That's why you have to pay her father 40 sheckles if you rape her.And then, since you own her, it's an all you can rape buffet!
>>19931492>>19931493Ha! Allah's hand even extends to your diceroller, perverts.>>19931514Which is why marriages are usually arranged at that age or even before, but typically not consummated until the woman is fully fertile. But if a man demands relations of his wife, even though it may be frowned upon, it is his right.
>>19931514The Koran, or indeed your Bible has no passage banning such a thing.
>>19931550Apparently not, he gave us an 83 and 95 where it mattered. Truly Allah loves us more than he does you.
rolled 77 = 77>>19931543Meh, 40 sheckles seems too much, i wouldn't pay one Ramadan over 23 Falaffles.
>>19931550You're doing Allah's work. May he bless you in your fight against the shameful infidels in this hive of scum and villainy.
>>19931561But the Codex Astartes does! It also says your god sucks on Slannesh's shitting dick nipples.
>>19931581Yes, Allah loves a pack of sodomite infidels more than one of his sworn mujahideen.As they say on the Reddit, LULZ XD
>12 posts in a row hiddenThere are no mods on /tg/.
>>19931615You will not be so mocking upon your eternal separation from Allah.
>>19931641what I find more even more sad is that apparently religious discussions are the one topic we can't into.
>>19931643Eh, doesn't bother me. I'll be with all the scientists, lawyers, doctors. . . You know, anyone important.
>>19931661This is /tg/. We can't into any discussions. We can't have nice things.
>>19931665Islam invented science, infidel.
>>19931680That was the greeks.
>>19931680The cavemen argue otherwise.
>>19931678yeah but we usually have decent off-topic discussion in MSQ. last time there was something this bad was the AI arguments during the infinicon arc, but even those were more than just ad hominem, 'durr your religion is badwrong'
>>19931665>implying Islamic culture did not provide the foundations of your vaunted science, medicine, and law.
>>19931612>muslim referencing Star Wars>>19931639Perhaps you should go back there, then? I mean, if you sworn mujahideen are less popular with Allah than us infidels, I can't imagine you belong anywhere else.
>>19931680The old Arabic people may have had a great influence upon what is considered modern science, but that is entirely separate from Islam.
>>19931697The Greeks were nothing compared to the knowledge of the faithful.
>>19931484"Just some nausea." She answers as you sit down next to her."It's getting worse?""A little, yeah."You have Kraus summon half a lemon, and you hold it under her nose."Here, this should help you feel better. It's a little warm today huh? Must be why it's getting a bit worse. Want me to cool the house down a bit more?""Y-yeah, that would help.""Okay, I'll get right to that later. Hina, has she been throwing up?""Well, she was this morning, but you know that. Right now, she's just queasy." She tells you."Good. Thank you for taking care of her." you say as you reach for the other girls hand.She takes it and Perrinne's in her own."There's no need to thank me. We're family."-------------------------------------------------------------------30 minutes later, after watching over Perrinne until the nausea faded, you head off to the lab to look for Ursula.On the way there, as you walked through the library, you spot Yuki and Ted shelving some books.ANYTHING SPECIFIC TO SAY/ASK?Or do you just give them a cursory greeting?
>>19931704>Implying most of it didn't come from Rome.
>>19931733Ask them if they want to help with SCIENCE!
>>19931717They invented math and philosophy, which led to Chemisty, Physics and Biology.The knowledge of the faithful has been polluted beyond belief by radicals.
>>19931733Find any other secret passages?That reminds me. Due to the deviations between our universe and Susan's, she may have found some stuff we didn't. Due to us players not going through EVERYTHING, she very well could have.
>>19931733ask ted to come with us, he's about to get upgraded after all. Ask yuki if there's anything else she'd like in the house to make her more comfortable.
>>19931733See what SCIENCE! She is up to then see if she wants to build Ted's armour
>>19931704>implying most of it came from ARABIC culture, and that the middle east has stayed ass-backwards since Islam came around
>>19931733Inquire re: assisting with construction of Ted's armor. Also what was covered in today's classes.
>>19931785Really this, maybe leave our cat with her?
rolled 38 = 38>>19931697>>19931700I like these posts>>19931704>Implying christianity and Judaism weren't around before Islam.But seriously though, I forgot what I was going to say, so just let your wet, moist, willing mouth attend to my cock (and indeed the cocks of other anons ITT)>Ya know, I thought I had something intelligent to say here bu tI really forgot.>Maybe something about "The original game" which definitely has to do with religion (written by many different people) but who really knows?>Besides god, of course.>I don't believe in god.>Trolls are fun though.>Exspecially when they suck your dick.>Or accept you in their butt.>LUCKY MODE: It's a girl and you fuck her.
>>19931733Half-jokingly ask if they've found any new secret rooms. Tell Ted that we may need him later for his armor fitting.
>>19931766>They invented math and philosophy, which led to Chemisty, Physics and BiologyWhich the West spent centuries suppressing, while the faithful spent centuries marveling at the works of Allah.In the year 830, al-Khwarizmi was touting heliocentrism, and after analysis was pretty much taken as a given amongst Islamic astronomers. EIGHT CENTURIES LATER, Galileo stood trial for advocating it.
>>19931849Greeks had that one down too.Also knew the earth's distance from the moon and how much it weighed.
>>19929722mfw people actually waited 3 days from that thread to "wage jihad" on this quest
rolled 91 = 91>>19931849>كنت أنبوب.>ولم تعد مسلية.
>>19931869And the West loves to claim its origins in Greece, when in reality it sprang from Rome two-fold: from the dogma of Catholicism and the leavings on the shore after the Empire receded. The entire Anglo world STILL fancies itself as Roman.The same Romans who put Archimedes to the sword, and burned Alexandria, who gleaned some truths from the Greeks but mostly their penchant for licentiousness and sodomy.
rolled 4 = 4>hidden rooms>LG rolls
rolled 19 = 19>>19931733I think She needs a hug and a kiss.>Perinne and Ursula>BothI like where this is going.
>>19931942figures.We can't find any rooms. Miki can't find any rooms. NOBODY CAN FIND ANY FUCKING ROOMS!
>>19931849>>19931937You are posting incredibly biased views of history in an image board role-playing topic.Further more you have named yourself:>>Hezbollah's Internet Role-Playing WingThink about what you are doing with your life.PS: Islam is just as stupid as Christianity.
rolled 22 = 22>>19931942Rollin to find more rooms.
>>19931870They were probably very very bored.
>>19931942Well shit. And we forgot to ask Mio over to help look for hidden rooms and treasure.
>>19931937Other way around actually, i think it was early in their history (8000bc? don't quote me on the year) but Rome had grown to a sizeable city state and encountered several greek colonies just south of her and their culture ignited a major Greece-boner that would last well into the future. It got to the point where Greek replaced the language of Latin in Rome. Hell Rome even started translating and writing their own greek plays.not to discount Rome, they got law down pat. Sure they stole their engineering feats from the Etruscan's up north but they perfected the methods.Now as per Catholicism? That started in the middle east and backlashed into Rome and dominated the Empire. That one is on you freaks.
>>19931942Truly it must be as Allah wills. Some doors are better left unopened, and are to be revealed only when he feels us ready.
rolled 88 = 88>>19931937Pic related>Rolling for more rooms.
rolled 83 = 83ROLLIN' FOR ROOMS>has the troll to actual poster ratio exceeded 1:1?>Because that means we are reaching super-critical troll mass.
rolled 70 = 70>>19932013OH SHI-
>>19932013Indeed, the holy warriors of the Mujahideen shall not shall in our holy jihad.
rolled 57 = 57>>19932013No there is just one troll and too many people responding to itAlso let me show you guys how to roll for hidden shit
>>19932048Shall not shall?Either way, is it really a Jihad when you're just entertaining us between LG's posts?
"Hey guys, find any more hidden rooms?" you ask the two jokingly."Afraid not dear chap. We've been too busy cataloging Yuki's new purchases to even try to search." Ted answers as he continues to shelve some more books."We're sorry." Yuki adds sadly."No guys, it's okay. I just joking. besides, I don't think we'll find anything else here anymore.""About that..." Ted walks up to you some old book that you know could have only come with the house itself."It's not a secret room or anything as exciting as that, but I did happen to find this."He opens the book to reveal a picture.
>>19932054>one trollHoly warriors of the Mujahideen are many, and are not as you say, "trolls"
>>19932054>Accuse of samefaggingAdorable. That you do not like the truth we bring you doesn't make it any less true, infidel. And even if I was the only one professing it, it would still be true.There is no god but Allah, and Muhammad is his prophet. Your choices are belief or death.
>>19932080>book with a pictureStory time story time!
The tears! They are delicious!
>>19932088>There is no god or AllahFixed that for ya.
>>19932113>implying anyone, anywhere are crying tears about anything even remotely concerning this thread.
>>19932080Oh, this will hopefully be interesting.
>>19932088Wait...Muslims know what the internet is now?
>>19932088That's cool. I choose death, yours.Remember Muslims. The country with the biggest nuclear stockpile has a religion that despises yours and would kill you all if they thought they could pass it off as an accident
>>19932088Stop breaking character! God, Allah and Yahweh are the same exact entity! Through evolution of The Old Testament to the New Testament to the Koran.
>>19932115If it comforts you to believe that you are not made by divinity, just a jumped up monkey in fancy clothes, then you live a sad life.The weight of your sin causes you to deny Allah, for to face His glorious truth would lay bare just how pitiful and unworthy you are, and expose the sad sham that is your life.
>>19932137>Murika>Has a religionI damn well hope not, if so I've already missed my chance to vote from the rooftops and will have to go with plan B.
rolled 45 = 45>>19932135http://loveislam.bizland.com/english.htmIndeed they do.
>>19932115There will always be Kamen Rider
rolled 93 = 93>>19932157>Can't into millions of years.>LEL
>>19932137>We are cowards that strike from the shadowsWe know. We see your drones and your televised airstrikes. We're well-aware you fear facing the disapproval of your economic subjects, lest they stop suckling at the money-teat. So you fight a coward's war, while we openly profess our acts and intent.
>293 posts in thread>only 125 are visible for meJesus fucking christ you faggots are stupid retarded cunts.
>>19932164Yep. It's not a coincidence that they say "god bless America"It even started as a religious extremist subgroup from england if you want to be specific
>>19932166>Discover internet.>Immediately create online mail order bride service.I like their style. I can see why this guy >>19932157 likes them so much.
>>19932199brb, bombing a church
>>19932080You pulled the picture out gently from where it was secreted in between the pages of the book.It's an old but surprisingly well kept photograph of a little blonde girl, standing next to a tall red headed man.The girl in the lacy clothing looked to be highly embarassed.The man had a large grin on his face and was patting the girl's head.The girl, you recognize instantly, was Evangeline, the house's previous owner.The man looked a whole lot like an aged Negi."So ol' bean, what do you suggest we do with that?" Ted asks you.[ ]send it back to her through Negi[ ]give it to her the next time she comes by[ ]put it back in the book and on the shelves
>>19932227>[ ]give it to her the next time she comes byThere's no rush, I'm sure.
rolled 93 = 93>>19932195>Time for ghay storiesI put my panis inside the butt of a male muslim.I made semen inside of him.>Where is your god now?
((Welp, that's pretty much post limit. Thanks for playing along, folks. I apologize for any undue interruption of regularly scheduled QUESTAN. I DID get one GB2Reddit, though, so bully! Doubly delicious doing so whilst eating a bacon cheeseburger.Fickle nature of the /tg/ods, folks. The random WAT DO quest generates "declare jihad on Magical Butlers," who am I to deny it? I perpetrate jihad best I can. I'm gonna go take a shower; it's gorram hot.))
>>19932227[x]send it back to her through NegiShe'll probably want this back.
>>19932196I don't think it's so bad to have visitors from another quest. They've not really made much of a racket, and they're passing the time.
>>19932227[x]give it to her next time she comes by.no need to bother negi with this.
>>19932227[x]give it to her the next time she comes byNot gonna cockblock Negi.
rolled 96 = 96>>19932243Please come back any time, moral and religious discussions totally are our shit.
>>19932227[x]give it to her the next time she comes byWhich will probably be sooner than we think.
>>19932243>Welp, that's pretty much post limit. Thanks for playing along, folks.No, no, it was actually sort of fun having you over. Good luck on your own quest, as well.
>>19932243>Implying that everyone else isn't a troll too.
>>19932249I don't give two shits about them. It's the fucking worthless sacks of shit replying to them that annoy me.
I was bored and looked through the comments, and I noticed this...>>19930107Fuck, Perrine's gonna die, isn't she?!
>>19932255((Nice, almost maxed the die!4chan is to religious discourse as WWE is to particle physics. Not exactly the best venue. I dabble occasionally.Have some Israeli stuff getting blown the fuck up as a lovely parting gift.))
>>19932277? What's wrong with having an off-topic discussion while we wait for LG to post?>>19932227[x]send it back to her through NegiMight trigger a flag for the poor kid. He has been really low on swag as of late for one of the multi-verses most wanted threats.
>>19932227Give it to her next time she comes by. She's supposed to reinforce the wards on the mansion sometime soon.
>>19932297 All you've done now is made me imagine WWE with particle physicists.It's...glorious.
>>19932297Come back again!
>>19932319That IS a most amusing image
rolled 54 = 54>>19932277Hey, I have a lot of fun replying to trolls, and I'm worth several hundreds of thousands of american dollars.Much more than enough for any person to live comfortably on.>Even if changed to euros.
>>19932227[x]send it back to her through NegiIt does look like a relation of Negi, and it might be something he was looking for.
>>19932355It's his dad, she wanted his cock.
>>19932377>she wanted his cockThat's putting it lightly.
>>19932227Give it back to her next time she comes by.Or seek out Negi to find where she is so we can give it back to herI get the feeling she wouldn't want him seeing that
>>19932392I was trying to be subtle about it.
>>19932395She would not, no. It is however a flag.
>>19932227"I'll hand this to Evangeline the next time she swings by." you say as you put the picture back in the book and ask Ted to keep it safe."So, Ted, you remember that armor kit we got you right?" You asked your Dinosaur companion"Indeed i do. Is it time to start building it?""Yeah. Is Ursula in yet?""She's in the laboratory as we speak." "Well then Ted, Let's go work on your upgrade." You then turn to the bespectacled girl, "Yuki, would you like to come watch?""I'm sorry, I'll just stay here and continue with the books.""Well, let me get you some help with that since I'll be taking Ted away." You let Raul out and bid him to do anything Yuki asks.----------------------------------------------You find Ursula in the lab working on what appeared to be a pair of engines taken off a a passenger jet."Hey, welcome back!" She says as she sees the two of you walk in through the door."Do you want to get started on Ted's armor?""Yeah." you say as you placed the box the kit was in on the nearest empty counter.**ROLL FOR BUILDAN**considering the first 5.(rolls get an automatic +20 due to Ursula's SCIENCE! Bonus)
rolled 68 = 68Alrighty then.
rolled 45 = 45>>19932463SCIENCE
rolled 7 = 7>>19932463I keep rolling.
rolled 33 = 33>>19932463
rolled 18 = 18>>19932483Roll better.
rolled 27 = 27One more?
rolled 31 = 31>>19932480It's SCIENCE! Mind the exclamation point, it's very important.
rolled 17 = 17>>19932463Let's build that armor.
rolled 32 = 3288, pretty good.
These were some really weak rolls.
rolled 25 = 25>>19932519your face is a weak roll
rolled 81 = 81>>19932463Consider only the 88.>unless this post recieves higher.
>>19932474The build was pretty straight forward.The kit came together like you would have expected a plastic model to, and didnt even require any tools other than basic clippers and cutters.After completing the armor and fitting it onto Ted, Ursula takes the lead and she begins the process of mating those large jet engines to the suit in an attempt to make a T-Rex fly.**ROLL FOR MORE SCIENCE**Ursula gets a +25, making shit fly is her specialtyConsidering the first 5 rolls again
rolled 56 = 56>>19932657Canada dice go!>Look at this 1.
rolled 48 = 48Let's go mate!
rolled 26 = 26>>19932657
rolled 59 = 59Once more, possibly
rolled 55 = 55Let's go awesomeness of the flying T-Rex that shoots shit.
rolled 55 = 55>>19932673
rolled 70 = 70>>1993267684 is wicked decent.
rolled 85 = 85I am Derm, Journeyman of crafts.
>>19932676The hookup went smoothly enough, the jet engines mounting to Ted's hips.True, they didn't have enough fuel to keep him in the air very long, a maximum of 10 minutes really, but still, Ursula did a magnificent job.As you give Ursula a celibratory kiss and test Kraus' ability to store and deploy the armor on Ted, the two of you consider testing Ted's new arsenal down by the beach.*ROLL FOR SOMETHING*giving you 3 minutes to get as high as you could
rolled 63, 98, 88 = 249>>19932869Oh snap.
rolled 1 = 1>>19932869
rolled 78 = 78rolling
rolled 100 = 100>>19932880Fuuuck meeee
rolled 93 = 93>>19932869Rollin Rollin Rollin
rolled 7 = 7ALRIGHTY THEN, LETS BLOW SHIT UP!
rolled 25 = 25>>19932890>>19932880Hahahahahahah! The fuck is with my luck tonight?
>>19932890That's all she wrote.
rolled 17 = 17>>19932869rolling for damage!
rolled 65 = 65>>19932869Do we come up with ideas?Because I'm thinking something involving beam blades.
rolled 14 = 14>>19932890>100*Holy angel choir*
rolled 71 = 71>>19932869
>>19932890Ok people stop rollin we got this
rolled 1 = 1>>19932890
rolled 13 = 13>>19932933I hate you Lookout.
rolled 96 = 96>>19932933You motherfucker
rolled 83 = 83>>19932933This doesn't matter if LG is counting the the starting minute as a minute.
>2 Nat 1'sHUE FOR THE HUE GODBRRR FOR THE BRRR THRONE!
>>19932949Yes. I rolled a 1 and then immediately rolled a 100.
>>19932945>>19932947>>19932950i love you guys too.
>>19932869I HAD ONE OF THOSEAnd a Rattrap and that jet/falcon one that never actually showed up in the series after the upgrade event, because it was a girl that wasn't Black Arachnia.In fact I recall that the box stated it was a guy. Despite clearly having tits.I also had a giant fruitbat transformer that shot discs. I think I still have that one somewhere.
>>19932933Pic related: Dicegods hate 'em
>>19933031The hawk? She went with tigertron. Fucking Druid mother fucker right there.
>>19933041hey, no hating on dave chappelle. that's bad form.
>>19933041>naggersI don't get it.
>>19933064It's not me who hates him, it's the dice man.
rolled 77 = 77>>19933064Naggers.>implying niggersRolling>unless bad, then disregard.
>>19933085I think >>19933041 was implying that Lookout nags us far to often.
>>19933121that is a possibility.I been thinking of dropping the trip of late.
>>19932880>>19932890Ted, who forgot to shrink back to his smaller form as you headed out the door, has his tail bump into the lab's central workspace.Unknown to any of you, this presses a small button that was covered by a patch of grease before.As he shrinks back to his small form and you three head out to the beach, the button begins to glow green dimly through the grease.---------------------------------------------------------------Down at the beach, Ted goes back to his larger form, and you have Kraus put on his armor.You set up some targets made of huge watermelons impaled on your forks and turn to the battlesaurus-rex that was your familiar."Okay Ted, let's see what you can do."
>>19933202No! Don't your the only one of these people I can reason with!
>>19933220>the button begins to glow green dimly through the grease.That's either really good or really bad.
>>19933202NoooooooooooooWe need you lookout, who else will we blame things on and rely on the be reminded of thingsSpeaking of reminders we need to get Susan and gai suits of that strength enhancing cloth, Drago and neko mode then point them at something and watch the universe get it's shit wrecked
NEXT TIME ON MSQ: RealizationNew thread at 2200 4chan time.>have to end things early, stuff to do.> SOUSUKE later at 0800
>>19933274ARGH!Alright, LG. See you at 0800. Maybe some yandere elf this time?Or customized L85A1?
>>19933245>>19933270I said drop the trip, not stop playing. I think my reminders might be unnecessary at this point. the players seem to be plenty capable of making good decisions. and i really think the trip might have been affecting my rolls recently.I will use the trip when i start up a quest in august.
>>19933421Whats the quest? I plan to follow the shit out of it.Also I like seeing the name. It makes MSQ feel like MSQ
>>19933443i don't want to spoil the surprise. i think it's a good idea for a quest, if a fair number of people get involved, and i do my research right. I hope you like lightsabers. It'll even have some appeal to the /a/ crowd.
>>19933478I see where this is going, and I like it.
on a truthfully unrelated note, what would be a decent system to run a Fifth Element game in? modified Shadowrun?
>>19933549Probably. Or other cyberpunk styled game.
>>19933549I would say that would be perfect, might take some thought but it would work well.
>>19933421Yeah but it's still not the same.We need to have a lookout to blame for bad rolls and wonder if the world is ending because you get a 100Or for people to bitch you out over terrible rolls then get a 1It's the sideshow that makes the main attraction that much better
>>19933703True, someone would have to take his place. I'll bite the bullet if necessary...
>>19931228We made Mio kiss a girl. She's making us kiss a dude.
>>19934957If that is so it had better be Keima, Hiedyoshi or Ayumu ( either ) and she had better be letting the girls watch or they will be pissed
>>19935231OR... She gets her hands on some wildhorse.And she kisses us as a dude.
>>19935479I'm okay with this