)) Last thread: http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/19923967/ (( ((Because demand keeps rolling in, and I just can't stop myself ))The training feels harsher than before, but I can accommodate. Her movements don't feel as fast, but it's more like I move easier. However, as usual, she moves me into a lock. No matter how I amplify, I can't get out. "The muscles have no leverage." she says. "Dopesn't matter how strong you are, sometimes there's an angle they can't move to. And if that's your only angle..." she explains, then releases me. I uncrick my neck. Everyone is sleeping, still. It's dark out, yet the sand is still warm as Lisa stands and watches the sky. A whole day. We had spent a whole day searching for her den. We never found it - all the coasts, all public-access buildings, every forest we flew over, every cave we could find. We went to bed, too tired to make love, and dissapointed by our results. We called contact after contact and got nothing. People are disappearing in droves, but no one knows where to. I couldn't sleep, so I came out here early. Me and Lisa trained, and in the distance, Stalla and Rachel are curled up together. "It is harsh." she says. "That is what the man who raised me told me. It is harsh. It does not forgive. It does not love us, it tolerates us. It would be happier if we stopped existing and it had another chance. Gaia doesn't like us. She is not a mother, or a caretaker, but the owner of a house we are all squatting in." (Cont)
I raise an eyebrow. "But..." she sits down on a towel I had brought. We are dressed in our day clothes. "But it's not in our nature to give up, or give in. So we shouldn't. Don't give up, David." I pause for a moment, then decide it's time. I tell her about what I am, my origin. What I'm classified as. She looks to the stars. "It does not change anything." she says, finally. "You've... done more for me than anyone else. I am not about to execute you for what you are."I hug her tightly, then wonder what I should do.
>>19939865Well aren't the two of you absolutely adorable. It warms my heart.Did any of the Werewolves get wounded and run away leaving fur or blood or anything like that? If so then you might be able to get some answers from that. Also, have you been giving your best Aunt enough hugs?
>>19939865Good morning, Young Master. I trust you slept well?David, do you remember the route the Copper took while driving you away from Hund's lair? Could you retrace it, or at least narrow down the general area?
>>19940024I'm not sure she would stay in the same area...On the other hand, it was said that the old hideout is fortified, so the idea has some merit.We don't have any leads at the moment.A network of familiars with Kiritsugu's upgrades (cameras on them) would be good, by the way.Try to spot at least one kidnapping and follow it.She can't be lucky forever.
Well boss, I have to admit I'm a little stumped.If she's continuing to take normal people in large numbers and yet we've failed to spot her ONCE in the act, she must have some kind of means protecting her activities.Christ, we have a collection of some of the most talented and powerful mages, heroes and magical critters in the whole dang planet here at our beach house. Has ANY of them come up with any ideas on how to find this girl?Stalla used to be part of this clan, Atalanta is a legendary hunter, Sakura and Eliza's magecraft is fucking god tier... come on, SOMEONE must have an idea?!
>>19940169That's the thing. We're all stumped. A lot of our attempts to find her simply fail. We've tried watching the kidnappees, among other things.Something about it, Sakura said, smacks of her own abilities. But in a different way. Something is altering our own perceptions. There is one thing we have not checked yet. There is, south of here, an area without Mana. None. Absolutely none. If I go there, I won't have access to my Mechanism. For all the hubbub I make about it, I need mana to do it. Prana from the generator will let me realize amps, but it won't allow me to work my truly powerful abilities. Mother believes that is where she is, but none of use are willing to move. We discovered it late last night and had a rather heated argument about the matter.
We may need Bad Luck for this. If it is magical (circuit or rune or whatever) in some way, then Bad Luck will interfere with it and give us more info.
>>19940281What is the nature of this zone?Will it be one day cease to be mana-deplected?If so, you can accelerate this process.
>>19940398Yeah, if nothing else its important that we determine the nature of this anti-mana zone. We need to do some reconnaissance, preferably from long range.If its a spell we can break, or a ritual we can disrupt, or a temporary phenomenon we can accelerate, then thats good. If its something more sinister and not something we can solve from the outside, we'll need to think some more.Also, Sakura saying that this is similar to her own abilities is very VERY worrisome. File that one away fellow bobs.
>>19940281Master, Shirou's generators can turn electricity into mana. Bring them with, along with a power source. Flood the zone with energy, and go nuts.
>>19940398>>19940484These two. Eliza has likely researched the anomaly, so see what she knows about it.
>>19939857What your running these everyday now?EGO, your becoming everything you hate.Your becoming Landing Gear but with worse writing.
>>19940624Naw, man, the harem bullshit's officially over. Just killing shit now.
>>19940624We're just tying up a loose end. And by loose end we mean Alpha Bitch. And by tying up, we mean killing.Also see picture.
>>19940281Well, we've found Alpha Bitch. And we've got C4. So why not truck bomb the place?
I kiss Lisa on the neck, then go to talk t-I close the door and walk back into the living room, trying to chase that image from my skull as hard as I can. Didn't need to see that.Mother emerges in her black nightgown, looking up at me. "What is it?" she asks. I ask her about the null zone, and she sighs. "It feels artificially made. Like a bunch of people are casting magic in there to deplete it purposefully. I think they're doing it to defend against us. All of us run on prana. All the strong ones."I frown."We have the C4 and other mundane weapons..." "You do. And there's a shitload of werewolves there. They have an inherent transformative ability." she looks me in the eye. "We may have to ask for parley.""Right."
>>19940921Great. Let's try treating with the psychotic bitch shall we?
>>19940921You may try to convince her to go into neutral territory full of civilians.As far as she knows we really care about causalities.Then supernova+RM plan or C4+RM.That is, if you're OK with sacrifice.
>>19940921>ParleyHow about no. How about hell no. You want to parley with an insane werewolf? Mistress, have you taken leave of your senses?Have Thomas set up perimeter surveillance around the dead zone. Whenever someone leaves it, we pick them off. Rinse, repeat. They'll be forced to come out eventually.
>>19941024That's a good plan. A very good plan.
>>19940921She might be right.If nothing else, a parley might give us some idea about what this crazy bitch wants beyond revenge on us.If she's doing ACTING magic suppression, there's no way for us to trick our way around this shit. We either have to go in basically chopping our foot off, of try to find a way to disrupt the activity from the outside, which seems unlikely.Get the team together, see what the girls all think about the possibility.
The no-prana area. What does the actual land there look like? Open land? Caves? A portion of a city?Depending on the lay of the land, it could provide usable tactics, or make some tactics nigh-useless.
>>19941024Do we really want to try and "seige" them out? We're not talking about a castle or building with a few entrances we can easily guard, we're talking about CONSTANT observation of the ENTIRE perimeter of a HUGE area. We're talking about an enemy that we've already established is difficult if not impossible to just pick off with sniper fire because of the nature of their protection, so we'll need a lot of manpower/firepower at EVERY. SINGLE. INCH. of this area to make sure no one can sneak out.And even if we achieve the nigh impossible and completely pen them in, their food stores are HUMAN BEINGS. And not a small number of them. They could have HUNDREDS of hostages at this point.Not diving into a trap for their sake is one thing, but leaving them to die horribly is a whole different ballgame.I think we need to consider the Parley.
>>19941114Attie and Rider are fucking FAST. Anything tries to leave, they can kill it.
>>19941114Atalanta moves at near-light speed. EGO described it as "relativistic speed." And she did so while carrying Eliza. She can carry Rider, and SUDDELNY SERVANTS any werewolf that leaves. And we don't need manpower to police the boundary - you're forgetting Thomas specializes in that sort of stuff.
Spetsnaz style, flood the place with gas. As incapacitating as possible. Pass it off as a gas leak.Otherwise, I'm sure the shifting tectonic plates may be convince to rumble around the poor area
>>19941173We've already established that because Attie's spear isn't a pure metal, the only way she can kill a werewolf is by overpowering its Regeneration through the bleed effect to the point of draining its prana.Even with her perfect super speed, once she MEETS the werewolf it'll take time to kill it. And while she's doing that, another one runs off ten miles down the perimeter. And another ten miles down in the opposite direction.It's not a workable plan.
>>19941266She'll have Rider with her. Riding her. Rider kills the werewolf with a silver weapon, they move onto the next one. Problem solved.
>>19941266She and Rider are just the rapid response team - the rest'll be hot on their heels.
rolled 4, 6, 7, 1, 5 = 23>>19941309Maybe, but if they're the only ones able to make that speed, we'd be relying on them to tie down anyone/thing that runs out. They could just spread out and time it right to get through.Also issues of actually seeing them, as mentioned before
Hm. I'm wondering if there's worth in trying to find Annie and see if she has anything on hand. But I don't know if she'd be willing to help us at all - we've only interacted with her the one time during the barbecue.Ask Thomas if this situation still counts as 'below King Solomon's level of interest' at the moment.Also, remember the usefulness of Rider's Mystic Eyes for keeping the Alpha Bitch's movements limited.
>>19941365>AnnieYes! She's the one angle we haven't checked yet! Master, time to put on your bathing suit. ...Actually, never mind the suit, knowing Annie...
>>19941428Bring the suit, so we can take it off seductively.Never know, may need the advantage
>>19941446hey now, we're in a committed polygamous relationship already. No cheating on our double girlfriends.I do think finding Annie is a good idea, thought maybe not right this second. Just having met us might be enough to Alpha Bitch to be looking to murder her.
>>19941464She can look, but not touch. Duh
"We could wait on the perimeter, and slap them down when they leave. She'd have to come out eve-" My mother slaps me. I stagger from the blow, and she stares at me. "Twenty five missing these last few days. Twenty from the school. Ten before that." she says quietly. "That's fifty five people you would have consigned to death, David. Fifty. Five. You should be glad Lisa didn't hear that." I groan. "Okay. Okay, what about Thomas?" "He's tried. They're sniping anything that flies over larger than an insect, and anything that escapes notice gives a poor image. We only know that it's mostly flat plains, and that there's an old pump station there." "I could contact Annie." "...You should explore that." she says. "... Will you need ice?" "...I'll be fine, thanks." She pats my shoulder. "Go wake your girls. Our hounds will keep us safe." I round up the girls and swimsuits, and we begin to head to the lake. God, what was I thinking with that? I arrive at the lake house - it's still a bit dark. How should I proceed?
>>19941484Go in alone. She wanted to swim with you specifically, David.
>>19941494Oh, but get Tomas to moniter what's going down. Just in case something happens.
>>19941484Are we sure the lakehouse is safe? Make a sweep of the area first, the doggies may have set traps while everyone was away.
>>19941519No. You want to scare her off?
>>19941541You want to risk her turning into a tentacle monster? OK fine, we'll do it your way.
>>19941553I...wouldn't........mind a tentacle monster.its feels quite good once you get used to it
>>19941579Remember the 4th War's tentacle monsters? Yeah. NEVER AGAIN.
>>19941553Unless she turns out to be a Dead Apostle Ancestor, I think we'll be ok protecting ourselves. It might be a good idea to take one in with us. Lisa probably, though Abby is just as good.But I do think we need to sweep the house for danger. And I also think our companions should set up a perimeter while we check the lake out, to keep an eye out. If Alpha knows we're out of our safe house, she might take the opportunity to attack.Who is with us anyway? All four or just our personal two?(Is anyone else intrigued by the fact that Mom encouraged us to seek this girl out? I get the feeling she knows something about Annie that we don't.)
>>19941540After carefully making sure the area is safe, we head out to the lake. Lisa and Abby stand beside me, as Annie emerges from the water, thankfully clothed in a cute onesie that has a skirt. "David! I was hoping I'd get to see you again. Last time was wonderful!" she walks up and hugs me, then turns towards the water. "So, you come back to swim again?"
>>19941708...May as well.Tentacles, ahoy!
>>19941708Sure. Why not.
>>19941708Sure, Annie. *swim a bit*By the way, what are you?
Hmm... well this may not work and all hell actually it probably can't work but I'll bring it up for musing anyway, just in case a smarter bob can see potential I can't. Do you think we could find a way to use those moon stags from way back at the beginning of this whole thing to send in a covert strike force to get the hostages out? There's a lot of things that work against it though, like whether the moon stags even know where they teleport people, moon stags not exactly being something you can go up and just shoot the shit with, and if they can even send someone into a null zone..
>>19941895Interesting. Sure, if we could supercharge that teleportation... Can anyone say Telefragging?
>>19941895Once you touch the white stag, you teleport where you've slept last time.Could work for recent hostages.
>>19941895I don't think covert tactics will work too well. Hund said that he sensed 'consciousnesses'. If the other werewolves are the same in this regard, trying to do stealth isn't going to do much of anything.Though I had forgotten about the Moon Stags. Maybe Rider could use Bellerophon to compel one into working with us?Hell, on that note, does Bellerophon work on werewolves?
>>19941918>>19941921>>19941968And now I'm glad I brought it up. I hope something useful comes of it. Sadly I've no head for strategy myself, so I'm also not sure a covert strike would work. A surprise attack may though they'll be expecting us to come from the outside in not the inside out as it were.
I sigh, undressing. She watches with interest, and I look to the other girls. They roll their eyes and begin to undress as well. In moments, we're swimming with her. Eventually, we surface, and I sigh. "Annie. What are you?" She frowns. "I thought I'd be able to trick you longer." she says, and her body shimmers, growing smaller and transparent. Soft wings emerge from her back as her body tapers to a point, four long tentacles working for her arms. She's the size of a small dog, and her giggle sounds as a chime. ]There. Now I'm really naked, you pervy boy.[ she says, though it's more like she's relaying images and thoughts to my head.
>>19942062Faerie. Called it.
>>19942062Great. Looks like we've got a True Fae or something here. Ask her if she saw the fight at the beach house.Also, Ego> Not using < > to show mental conversations>2012>I shiggity diggity doo
>>19942062>TENTACLES!"So, what's your agenda here? Do you come to play or do you want something? Oh, and sorry I didn't come to see you more often. As you sure to know, I was kinda busy".
>>19942062HAHA! I knew it! She's a Fairy!This is crazy. In the Nasuverse, fairies that are powerful enough to take human form of retardedly powerful.Ask her what she's doing here, and why she's taking human form.
>>19942147Well said, Comrade Sergeant. Make it so.
"So, what's your agenda here? Do you come to play or do you want something? Oh, and sorry I didn't come to see you more often. As you sure to know, I was kinda busy".]I don't want anything.[ she replies, flitting over the lake's surface. ]People want things. I want people.["Oh, no, I'm not sacrificing anyone to-"She laughs, again, a tinkling chime.]Not like that. Momma doesn't care, but I do. You're fun to watch. You make such interesting things! You all grew up around me, have fights and make more of you, and it's all so delightful. It'd be a shame if it all stopped. Those big doggies, they don't have their leash anymore. They're biting out at others, because the ones that used to breed them are gone, and their mommy doesn't care. It's all so sad. I want things to be happy again.[
>>19942287Maybe she'd give us something to help us with the Alpha Bitch if we promise to deal with the alpha bitch and let her watch us a bit more.
>>19942287May as well see if she has any suggestions on how to make things happy again. Needless to say, tread carefully around the fae young master. Pretty sure you know that, but just a friendly reminder.
>>19942287"I think the same. The werewolves... They must be stopped. Will you help me?"
>>19942287"So...are you saying you'll' help us, Faerie? Or would you prefer I call you Annie?"
>>19942287Ask her if she's willing to help us put the wolves back on their leashes.If so, ask what her conditions/price are.
>>19942388"Would you help us get them back on their leashes?"]I would - if there was anyone to hold them. The ones who called them 'pets' are nearly all gone, now. Only a few. Not nearly enough left.[ "Ah. So... what do you plan?"]I'm going to help. But it will cost you, either way. No matter who steps forward, there has to be loss to counter gain.["Even - "]At this level? Yes. Not even your specialness changes it. Or I could give you something much less costly - but it will be up to you to use it right.[ "What do you mean?"]I can't tell you. You must find out yourself what I will create. But you can choose - greater miracle, or lesser miracle? And who will step forth for the former?[
>>19942388Sang is always right. Fuck you, it seems you're the only Bob with his head on straight.
>>19942620Fuck.... I think we should try for the lesser miracle. we're all semi-intelligent, I think we can work out how it's used
>>19942620Lesser Miracle. Greater likely involves sacrifices you don't want to make.
>>19942620Lesser one.We just need something to give us an advantage, not to do all the work.Then we can think how to amplify it or related processes.
>>19942620I suggest the lesser master. Tragedy is guaranteed for the greater miracle, it can be averted with the lesser should you be clever or strong enough.However this is a relative thing, the first option may very well save more lives than the second, while the second will likely help you protect those close to you.
>>19942737Magus remember? Protecting those close to us is our whole MO.
>>19942620Jeeeez....I'm voting Lesser Miracle. I'm not willing to risk any part of our family. Not after all this.
>>19942752Maybe. It's still his choice to make not ours. I agree with you from a personal standpoint though.
"I'm afraid we'll have to go with a lesser miracle." I say. ]Very well. Do you have a blade? Something sharp?[ I hand over the pocket knife. The trophy for my first kill - the memory of it.]Oh. OH. This... Yes. I can use this.[ And then she winks out. "What." I manage. "What did I..." I shake my head. Should I wait here, or go home?
>>19942836Congrats. You've got a knife that can likely cut ANYTHING now.
>>19942836Wait, gobshite. Leaving's rude.
>>19942836wait, axquire blade capable of Nanaya Shiki levels of cutting
>>19942836Wait for now.Fae... Can't even give instructions straight.
We wait. And in moments, she returns, with a warning.]Do not cross this blade with the flesh of man, or beast of broad. Only with Were, or unique natures. Elsewise, true blight, true pain, will you know forever. Be forever careful with it.["Why?" She smiles. ]Trust me.[It's different. Smoother, slicker. The handle is etched with strange lettering, and the etching is filled with gold, silver, platinum, electrum, lead, copper, and iron on one side, and on the other, steel, brass, and bronze. ]All it needs now, before it kills, is a name.[
>>19942980Shining Blade of Liviwitz
>>19942980Colt single action armyor wolfsbane
>>19942980Ulito or IusBoth are fine names for what we will be doing with this blade.
>>19943019Ulito. Same thing in latin.
>>19942980Lisa's blade is Mercy because it stays its hand and seeks salvation for monsters.Our blade should be Pity, because it sees them for the tormented creatures they are and ends them
>>19942980Judgement. Without Mercy to stay out hand, the Judgement is free to run its full course.
>>Elsewise, true blight, true pain, will you know forever. Be forever careful with it.Does that always apply to *David*, or to whoever happens to be wielding it at the time? As in, if the blade was taken by someone else and used to cut a human, would David still be the one to 'know true pain forever'?
>>199431572 people know of this blade. it will be a-okay in our safe deposit box
>>19943157Likely so. This blade is going STRAIGHT in a bank vault or back to the fae as soon as we're done.
>>19943192Seconding this. We want the blade out of the wrong hands once it's served its purpose.
>>19943179Four. Lisa and Abbie are with us too.Also, I wonder who are 'the ones who called them pets'? It would be helpful to have some of the werewolves 'leashed'.
"Judgement." I say, closing the blade. Carefully. ]Very well. Judgement. A decent name. Keep it safe, David.["What does it do?"]I cannot tell you. Just know - It will come in use.[I give her a stare, and she laughs. ]And this is why I love you so![ she says. ]Now go. You have a parley, I would think, to get to?[
>>19943255That we do. That we do.Remember the promise we made to Alpha Bitch? We've got the tool to do it with now...
>>19943255So, parley on the neutral ground, double-crossing.She will expect us.She will try to betray us.Check everything before you step a foot in a mile radius around the place.Prepare your own fuckery.Ask for all possible precautions from your allies.I still think Third Magic haxx with spare bodies is a good idea.
>>19943255Oh, if we MUST. Honestly, I'd prefer to simply shoot the beasts, but it's your choice, Master.
>>19943315Most of these are good ideas, yeah.Also talk to Lisa, tell her not to use her RM to seal herself and the enemy away without your order. Shit's too risky now that she doesn't have Mercy. Did we get her a new weapon yet, by the way?
>>19943255I suppose we must. If we can manage to use Judgement on Alpha Bitch, hopefully it will be enough to bring her down and send the pack into disarray.
>>19943276Also, David. Never ever get cut by this blade. EVER.
We probably ought to try and ACTUALLY parley with her and only kill her if/when its necessary.She still has 55 innocent people as hostages. If we kill her outright as soon as we see her, she's probably arranged to have them iced.You Bob's don't want to make Lisa cry, DO YOU?!
>>19943494Lisa will likely be crying a lot over the results of our deal if my theory is correct...
>>19943494True, but she-bitch wants us dead and has no reason not to kill us immediately. We should be prepared for a double cross.
When I get back, Eliza hangs up her phone. "We're due in the perimeter of the no-magic zone in a few hours. It's not exactly nuetral ground, but she has agreed to a Geas. Thomas will perform it and I will be there to pull him into a doll if he gets his ass eaten." Thomas sighs in the background. "Suffice to say, she will not act to harm you or the hostages. Nor will she allow them to come to harm through inaction. Further, she cannot bring you to harm through parties under her employ or orders, nor can she allow them to bring you harm through a lack of orders. She wanted to talk to you, specifically. We can still break it off, if you want."
>>19943569Sounds good, I'd go for it
>>19943569Young Master. I cannot condone this. It is SUCH an obvious trap, it's unbelievable....But then, I'll probably be proved wrong again, so just ignore me...
>>19943606Same, but be careful. Be vary careful. And bring Judgement.
>>19943569Be extremely careful, Young Master. I also expect Alpha Bitch to double-cross you in some way. Bring Judgment and keep it concealed but handy in case my fears are realized.
>>19943569I say go for it, but be prepared for a double cross. The Geas allows room for someone not under her command to attack you, but you should be okay since you'll have your magic generator with you.We need intel, and this will at least keep the hostages safe for a while. Frankly, I don't see any other leads here.
>>19943569Add into geas "she is obliged to tell our messenger (Thomas) about any dangers this parley could mean for David or his allies that she knows of".
>>19943569Its dangerous, but we've got the knife, and we've got a Geas that seems like it'll be relatively hard to get around.Just take some precautions going in. Set up Abby in Sniping position if you can, bring in a generator (it may not be much good but we'll need every advantage), anything which might buy you a few seconds. And make sure we stay in sight of our allies if we have to step inside the perimeter. Like, easy walking distance back outside.
>>19943659This. Fucking this.
>>19943685I gear up - generator, tazer, and a full tank of gas. I throw on enough kevlar to not look out of place in a SWAT team.Lisa gets a new blade from Shirou, and armors up, her armor polished.Abby prepares her armor piercing rounds, her hollow points, her explosive rounds, her incendiary rounds, her silver, electrum, and platinum rounds, Mom's Bad Luck Bullets for her Mosin, and finally a ghille suit. And after we're done with that, we clamber into the car and are taken to out meeting place. The air is dead. Walking into a mana-dead area will chill you, if you're not used to it. It feels strange, and empty. It's an old lumber yard, a single building standing in the center. The Geas is made without any issues, and we step out. Abby remains in a deer stand set up by workers organized by my mother the night before, and myself and Atalanta step out to the table, as the Alpha Bitch does the same. I'll admit, at least, that Hund had taste. She is striking. Tall, with long red hair tied behind her head with flecks of platinum. Her body is fit, even muscular, and she is voluptuous, her chest matching Sakura's. She wears tight boiled leathers, and her eyes are a deep, stark yellow as we sit down. I remove my police helmet and set it on the table. "No explosions this time." she says. "No trickery with your power." she says quietly. "And yet, you came. Why?"I can see it in her eyes. The anger is there, repressed, but raging all the same.
>>19943912"Because this has gone on long enough. It is time to settle this. What do you want? Me, the Hostages...what is it for?"
>>19943912Ask her what she wants with you, the hostages, and her plans for the future.
>>19943912"Because I want to end this without more blood, if I can. I never wanted this. I never wanted to be thrown into battle with your pack. Hund forced that on me, and I had to fight, for myself and for MY pack. But he's dead now, and I see no reason to continue this bloodshed. If you are not a threat to my friends and I, there is no quarrel between us."
>>19943912because there's no more reason to fight. Hund's big plan has been derailed, and re-railing it will cost you far more than you might actually achieve. If you agree to leave and not return, I'm more than willing to let you.
>>19943912"Because Seattle is under my family's protection. I'm hoping to get those innocent people you've taken hostage back. And despite your attempts to hurt people I care about, I'm even willing to let you live to make that happen.But that's not whats really important, is it? You didn't strike me as the parley type. I expected you to attack, but instead you sent me an invitation. So the real question is: why did YOU come?"
>>19943912Stay calm, Young Master. Be cool as ice and ask what she wants. And I hope you planned ahead for what terms you would find acceptable and which are deal-breakers.
>>19943963Change "I never wanted this" to "I never asked for this" and I'm sold.
>>19943993...Fuck. Sang, why are you so perfect?
>>19943963>>19943993I say combining these two seems to be the best option.
>>19943993I vote for this.
>>19943993"Because Seattle is under my family's protection. I'm hoping to get those innocent people you've taken hostage back. And despite your attempts to hurt people I care about, I'm even willing to let you live to make that happen. But that's not whats really important, is it? You didn't strike me as the parley type. I expected you to attack, but instead you sent me an invitation. So the real question is: why did YOU come?""My husband preferred to talk, rather than fight. He took people in who wanted the Howling, and tried his best to hold back the cubs. He payed lip service to the Inner Beast, but never was controlled by it. He was what I wanted to be, what I wish I could be." she says, more eloquent than expected. "And you killed him. In self defense, yes... But he is dead, and by your hand. The Beast asks, demands your blood. I came here to make an offer. I will not transform. You will not use magic. We will fight. Simple. Clean. Even if I die, at least it will be fighting for Hund's vengeance." she stares. "The hostages are to bring you here. And it worked." Her fingers tap the table, and milspec rifles raise from camouflaged agents - not pointed at me, but at my party. "And those hostages are to ensure the duel. Bare fists."
>>19944107....Well this shouldn't be>Bare fistsFuck.How's your CqC kid?
>>19944107"Under the general accords governing duelling, the Challenged party chooses the weapons."Nothing fancy, just....one knife each?"
>>19944107...She does know that it's custom to have the one who is challenged decide weapons right?Knife fighting bitch.
>>19944107Speaking as an honorable gentleman, it is usually the challenged who chooses the weapons. I think a knife fight will dohang on, werewolves will count as werewolves when in human form, right?
>>19944107"No. The Duelling Code states that the challenged party chooses weapons. I choose blades. Each of us uses a blade of our own choosing."
>>19944107"Do you want a true duel, a true fight? To see who is better, who deserves to live? Than we shall fight on knifes. To draw enemy's blood with each strike".>shathree novaDamn, captcha, I really wanted to do nova.
>>19944135Well, Lisa has been training Young Master in just that.>>19944155>>19944156>>19944175I second these. She's already cheated by holding Master David's party at gunpoint and I expect Alpha Bitch would cheat again in fisticuffs.
>>19944107"You know I'm no match for you physically. Even if you weren't a Werewolf, you'd still kick my ass. Killing me this way would be like killing a pup, and you know it. It proves nothing, not to yourself, not to Hunds memory and not to your Beast. Allow me to use a knife, at least."
"No. The Duelling Code states that the challenged party chooses weapons. I choose blades. Each of us uses a blade of our own choosing.""Fine." she says, nodding at Lisa. "I choose the weapon Lisa carries." she says smoothly, staring me in the eye as if daring me to defy her.
>>19944251Deal. She's going to die anyway. Prepare to maximize reflexes. All you need is one solid cut.
>>19944251Fair enough. We can't back down from that now.All you have to do is get a single cut in, hopefully. Try and dodge.
>>19944251...this would be hilarious if she still had mercy on her.
>>19944251Focus on movement most of all. You cannot block Mercy, and it has a much longer range than our knife. more than anything, get inside and under her guard. A weapon that long, even properly balanced and weighted, cannot move as well and easily as a knife can. We need to circumvent her defenses, break down her guard, or wait for her to slip up. This is NOT in our favor.
>>19944251Sounds fair to me. Be prepared to fight defensively, Young Master. Slip inside her guard so that she cannot wield Mercy effectively.One or two solid cuts on AB with Judgement should do the job if Annie the Night-Swimming Faerie was being straight with you.
You have to focus on agility and speed above all else master. If Mercy touches us, we could lose our magic circuits AND our memories. And that's no good.All we have to do is get a cut in on her. The Fae Magic will do the rest.Believe in yourself and the training that your love gave you. Lisa's teaching won't let you down!
>>19944329>>19944363These two. Also, give Lisa and Abby a kiss before it starts.
>>19944363No, believe in Bob who believe in you.Bobs, we should upload all Master's memory into us.We will preserve it for him.
>>19944382Seconded.You know, not just for the porn.
>>19944382I remember it all Brother Bob, the one who Breaks Reality. I, Anonymous Bob, one of many, shall hold Master's memories for all eternity.
>>19944388but mostly for it
>>19944392God on ya Anonymous Bob. Zealous Bob gives you his personal thanks
>>19944382Absolutely. We must preserve Young Master's memory for him.Music for the fight: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IU09Z2g3vY
>>19944392Same. I the Bob of Winter, Magic, and Arches, will remember you.
Guys. We're a part of master right? Right?Is there any way we can act as a shield against mercy?It devours memories, but we have anon bobs who we can give up.It wrecks magic circuits, again we have anon bobs who can take the brunt of that bullshit and as a familiar aren't we pretty much a pseudo magic circuit?If we can do this Alpha Bitch might as well not have a weapon and master can shank the bitch with abandon.
....while we're all sounding off and mentioning what an honor it is, did black and white bob EVER stop shagging during this whole ordeal?
>>19944439Still making out in the corner, last I checked
>>19944439nope.hope master wont be using those neurons any time soon
>>19944439Ah, so we have volunteers for sacrifice now.
>>19944439Nope. Fucking pervs.>>19944444They're doing a lot more than making out.
>>19944429I agree with this. I, Anonymous Bob, one of many, will give my life to protect our Master. Its not like I won't be back anyway. Our consciousness constantly creates new personalities anyway.
"Fine." I tell her. Lisa hands it over, and I smile, kissing her lips. "Give one to Abby for me.""By the way." Bitch says, testing the weight of the weapon. "My name is Caldera." "...Fitting." She smiles, as I draw my weapon, and she sees the Letters. She only grins wider as we step apart. I shed my armor, my generator. One hit, right? That's what you're all saying... I'm sure you have a reason to believe it. "You will fall, David Alexander. Your women will be the whores of my clan, and your parents will decorate my wall. My vengeance will be complete, and you. Will. Suffer.""Did I tell you 'speak', dog?" I reply. Neither of us move, slowly circling one another.
>>19944429I think that would require a ruling on EGO's part. If yes, I would guess Bob the Skull could take one hit, maybe two.>>19944453That's true, those two perverts.
what we need to do, master, is lock her arm. Get under it, around it, to the side of the sword, grab her arm, lock one of ours around it, and keep the blade from angling into us. Hit her with judgement when she tries to get us off rather than focus on killing us. Keep the big metal problem from being a problem in the first place. I'm assuming she isn't ambidextrous.
>>19944463Blah blah blah crush enemies, driven before you, lamentations of the womenGet ready to dodge her first blow, then move in for the attack
>>19944463One hit that draws blood. That's what we're assuming. Also, she's smiling. This is bad. Very bad.
>>19944463I wouldn't say one cut, Young Master. I'd say give Caldera as many cuts as it takes to put this mad dog down.
I have no idea what to do, Master David. I know absolutely nothing about close combat. Listen to the other Bobs, they know.
>>19944505This this this.
>>19944463Taunt her.We don't know if she can activate Mercy.But she won't in rage.Also, she'll make mistakes.You do have a training and she doesn't know sword-play.
>>19944463Goad her, but be watching. What we need to do is get her guard down, and cut her with this knife. Taunt her into coming at you wildly.
>>19944463I have already given you your marching orders, soldier! You will search and destroy! SEARCH AND DESTROY! Any resistance you encounter is to be CRUSHED! We does not run from our enemies! Kill them all! I order you to leave nothing but bloody stains in your way!
>>19944477Also listen to him.
>>19944538Bob, you are a psychopath. I like it.
More than anything else, Master, rely on what Lisa taught you.We can't depend on that knife to be an instant win. Lisa taught you how to survive. She taught you how to subdue a stronger opponent. She taught you how to take hits you can and dodge hits you can't.Use what Lisa taught you above all else. Use your knife when you can.And stay alive.
Should we not just let Shirou let the blade dissipate? cuz... yeah... he can do that...
>>19944579Oh god THIS!
>>19944579That happens, everyone gets bullets.
Anyone else misses the skinwalker fight?
>>19944579I think that would violate interference.... but that would be hilarious.someone get a camera ready in case it happens.
>>19944603I'm getting reminded of it.
>>19944603FEARFUL LEGEND INVOKED
>>19944603>FEARFUL LEGEND INVOKEDWHY?!?
>>19944606I think that would be cheating. Do it only if Caldera cheats during the fight first.
>>19944622>>19944619HAHAHAHAPREPARE YOUR ANUS ALPHA BITCHSKINWALKER IS COMING TO TOWN!
>>19944622Summon bigger fish.Probably not going to work, but still...SKINWALKER.
I move first. Caldera laughs, that huge weapon swinging for my head Even unactivated, it's a hard, heavy iron bar. One good strike will break bone, I know it. Mu body dips, and my hand shoots forth with the knife, only for her to grab my wrist, hard. "To come at me like this..." she laughs. "Perhaps I shall make a show of dominance. Perhaps I will show your women how ably you lay with another." she whispers into my ear, before the pommel of the weapon slams into my ribs, making a distinct crack, before she kicks me away. I stumble, coughing, and I barely bring up my arm in time to block the next blow to my head - with my hand. All the little bones shatter in my palm and I cry out, my head swimming in stars. Caldera is panting, her face flushed. But I still have the knife. My wrist burns, my hand is numb, but I'm not letting it go. She licks her lips as she approaches, laughing aloud. "And to be broken by the weapon of your lover! By 'MERCY'!" She watches me. "Beg for mercy, and maybe I won't kill you. Beg, and the only suffering you will have is humiliation."...Fuck. I'm not... fast enough. It's one thing in training... But she's trying to actually kill me. She's dirtier than Lisa, faster, stronger...
>>19944661dont over commit you fool! Stay on the defense and focus on not getting hit until an opportunity presents itself
>>19944661"NUTS!" And stab her
>>19944686Good plan. Try acting more injured than you are. Like your arm is broken.
>>19944661Stay calm, Young Master, and stay focused on not getting hit. If she fights dirty, then fight dirtier.Grab a handful of sand/dirt/whatever. Throw it in her face as she approaches you. Then you have your chance to strike while she's blinded.
Ok, wait. Wait. Wait. Don't get hit again. That definitely didn't work. Ignore whatever Bob told you to let yourself get hit. You should.... stab it with.... the knife... Yeah.
>>19944463Taunt the bitch. She's a bubbling vat of canine arrogance and rage, and unleashing that might just get her to make mistakes and create an opening for you to stab through."Hah. Really? You doggies are all the same. All bark and no bite. Hund was a strong one with his magic, but he still died like a pathetic mutt at my feet. The only reason you and your entire pack isn't sizzling on the ground right now is because you've taken hostages. You stand no chance against me at my full power, so you crippled me by pointing guns at my friends. So come on. Prove to me that you're better than killing a defenseless puppy with a metal bat. Imagine how satisfying it'd be to feel my blood on your fingers. Come on, you bitch, stop fucking around and FIGHT ME ALREADY!"
>>19944777Seconded. We gotta aunt her into doing something stupid. At the moment, she's too powerful to try and fight directly.
>>19944777Scream it to the heavens master. Heaven or hell let's rock.
>>19944661We want to make her angry. Take matters into her own hands. We want her bare-knuckles brawling rather than using Mercy.IF we need to insult her, go after her place in the pack. Something like..."You said Lisa and Abby would become the Pack whores. Are you sure you want them taking over YOUR job? Or is the position of pack slut too much for you to handle?"
>>19944777Lucky 7 should be right, go for it.
((Wait for the Cue: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xiLqf2VZj0&list=FLiivaAqBQrqtXtCz7yKu26g&index=1&feature=plpp_video ))>>19944777"Hah. Really? You doggies are all the same. All bark and no bite. Hund was a strong one with his magic, but he still died like a pathetic mutt at my feet. The only reason you and your entire pack isn't sizzling on the ground right now is because you've taken hostages. You stand no chance against me at my full power, so you crippled me by pointing guns at my friends. So come on. Prove to me that you're better than killing a defenseless puppy with a metal bat. Imagine how satisfying it'd be to feel my blood on your fingers. Come on, you bitch, stop fucking around and FIGHT ME ALREADY!"She laughs, loud and long, palming her face. "I don't have-"And when I rush in that moment, her knee slams into my cracked ribs, and breaks them, pushing me away. " - anything to prove to you." I slam into the ground, my body screaming. My everything hurts, but my legs work as I stand up. "You said Lisa and Abby would become the Pack whores. Are you sure you want them taking over YOUR job? Or is the position of pack slut too much for you to handle?"She only laughs harder, as I stand to my full height. (Cue)"After all... That's where you should have been..." I take a deep breath. "When you failed to protect your mate, and ran away with your tail between your legs." Her eyes go wide and she launches at me. There we go. (Cont.)
She tosses Mercy aside, her hands sliding around my neck. My air supply cuts off, as she crushes my windpipe. I only have five inches on this blade. That's all I need.I rear back my arm, and slam it forward, her free hand catching the wrist again of my armed hand, breaking it. I rear back my head, and slam it into hers, and her grip falters for the barest of seconds, and I drive the blade between her ribs. I pull it out, and stab again a little higher as she cries out, falling back to pick up Mercy - And throw it. I see iron for the barest second filling all of my vision, and then a sickening crunch. Everything goes dark.
Are we still alive? Bobs do you hear me?
>>19945000Well, I suppose that could've gone worse. I'm not quite sure HOW, but I'm sure it could've. Not half bad, Young Master.
>>19945028Bob here. Suggesting we assume direct control to check what kind of damage we took.
>>19945057Can we even do that?
>>19945000David, DO NOT GO INTO THE LIGHT! Stay with us, help will be on the way shortly!In other news: Good work.
>>19945047She could've take our knife and stab us.There is always a worse fate.It's Nasuverse, after all.
>>19945000Eye Bleach Bob reporting; I'm still here. So did David do it? Is Caldera dead? I hope you survived that, Young Master.
>>19945028I hear you.All hands, report status.
>>19945028Lance-wielding Spetznaz Mafia Bob here. Still in one piece.
Fight dirty then. You can make 3 stabs/second at close quarters going inside. An scratch is unavoidable if you start from proper range.
>>19945061Well we could to mistress even if we never actually did so. So i'm guessing we can do it to master.
Bridge to engineering! Scottybob, what's our status?
>>19945000You're the champ! Now get up one more round.Get up!Don't lay downFight this bitch hard.Come on!She's no machine!I didn't hear no bell!Get up, you son of a bitch, 'cause Bobby loves ya!
>>19945028Zealous Bob reporting in. Still alive, feeling a bit woozy though. Could just be the incense
>>19945047We could have died from the start, lost the fight, and condemned our beautiful ladies to torture and rape for the rest of their lives. We have done WELL in contrast. >MFW the very possibility
>>19945028Haxx Bob here.Magic circuits seem to work.
>>19945091She's a bi' rough 'round tha' edges, Cap'n, but she's holdin fer now! Just do nae push her!
Perhaps we should assume control and open one eye to look around. Don't turn Young Master's head! He might have a skull fracture or even a broken neck.Abby and Lisa wouldn't be happy with a quadriplegic David.
>>19944987>>19945000WE BELIEVE IN YOU KID! GET UP!THE NASCENCE OF A DIVINE LIFE FORM HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN!THE THIRD IMPACT STILL AWAITS US!GET UP!
>>19945170Scotty! we need more power to weapons! give me everything she's got!
>>19945294Damnit Kirkbob, he's an engineer, not a doctor! HE can't fix this!
>>19945311Mistress Liz probably can though.
>>19945294I'm gi'in her all she's got, Cap'n, but I jus' canna push her any further!
>>19945336That's not good enough! Re route power from black/white bob's quarters if you have to!
My vision stirs. Along with oh god ow. Along with the rest of me. The driver from before stares down at me. "Don't move." he says. It's not a threat. The girls are also in range of view. Ow. I don't even want to count what I just broke. "Are you sure he'll be okay? He's... there's...dented." Thomas sighs. "That's where Bob was." he grunts. "I'll be shocked if they manage to remain coherent.""Trust me. They're not." I say, and immediately groan in pain. "Don't talk." Eliza says, leaning over me. "Just... don't. We need to get you to a hospital. You're in far too much pain to use any magic right now.""But... Hostages..."Eliza palms her face. "They're fine. Now shut your face." she mutters. My existence is pain.
>>19945345YOU FOOL! THEY'LL COME OUT IF YOU DO AND DOOM US ALL!
>>19945352...we...We did it!Oh geez... ;_;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKDaCckEt6M
Pain is proof you're alive man. If you feel it, you ain't dead. So be glad.
>>19945352You're safe now David, relax. Just sit back and let them handle this.>>19945355I don't see why, it's not like they're USING the lights anyway...
>>19945352That's what I'm talking about, DamCon teams move your asses to section 5-17, I want all breaches secured within 2 hours!
>>19945352Holy shit, we're not dead! Ahahaha! Mistress, you owe us TWICE OVER now!Also, Bob. Let's shut down for now. I don't want to strain David's possibly damaged brain.
>>19945352WE"RE BLEEDING OUT OF YOURS BRAINS!But it's OK, we've seen worse.So, everyone OK?Feel anything strange aside from horrifying pain?
>>19945352We're never coherent David. Don't expect that sort of thing out of us. Now tell everyone around you that Bob is the best, BOB HAS WON AGAIN.The council of Bobs also requests a body. Tell your mother to make us a proper fleshy, preferably immortal, body. We want to be an Uncle.
Cap'n, both black bob and white bob have been killed....ish.I don't want to Know what they were- why the hell is everything out here on fire?
IT'S OKAY GUYS, I'VE GOT THIS UNDER CONTROL.NOW, I HAVE THIS CRAZY IDEA ON HOW TO FIX US.MANA TRANSFERS WITH OUR MOM.SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD PLAN? SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD PLAN.
>>19945352We did it, bobbos!
>>19945430GOD DAMNIT BONER, THIS SHIT DOES NOT FLY.
>>19945410There has also been requests for spare bodies, possibly of varying appearances including, but not limited to, awesome Uncle, Most interesting man in the world, and Loli.I can only assure you that they would be used for a variety of..oh fuck it we're bob you know EXACTLY what we would do.
>>19945439BOTH, OF COURSE. WHAT KIND OF A STUPID QUESTION IS THAT?WHAT ARE YOU, LOGIC BOB?
>>19945463Penis bob, why did you not suggest countering Alpha Bitche's mercy with our own sword.in our pants.in close quarters.basically saying we should have fucked her into submission
>>19945383Aye, Sir! I'll gi' on it as soon as I've got th' engines operational again!>>19945419That, ah, might be slightly my fault. Y'see, one of th' Tech Adepts was in the way and I may have...accidentally...had an...accident involving...somethin' flammable. But it'll go out in a bit...As soon as I fix th' fire suppression system, that is...
We better be booking plane tickets to Indonesia along with a few letters about avoiding further conflict with Church-related groups.
>>19945502SORRY, I WAS A LITTLE "PREOCCUPIED" DURING THAT FIGHT.IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.
>>19945509....fuck it, scotty where do you keep the whiskey?
Well, it happened again. You're unstable. As in, my attempts to keep you around are failing, even with my magic. Mom's looking for a solution, but you guys never last very long anyway. Let me be brief. First of all, the werewolves have calmed, significantly. They're now only spreading through Clock Tower and Church approved methods. Their current Alpha, Dormin, had long talks with both councils, shortly after uniting the werewolves in Asia and Africa. Lisa is pregnant. I'm looking for work pretty much nonstop. Attie is overjoyed, Eliza is... Well, she's happy, too. Her smile is so rare, yet so radiant. I'd missed it. Abby is pressing me for a kid, and trust me, we're trying. Annie and Donnie are dating, though Donnie doesn't know about Annie's real nature, and has asked me not to tell. She's saving herself for marriage in both respects. Rachel and Stalla are both working hard under Dormin. Before you ask, yes, that thing on the beach happened, and no, you probably won't get to hear about it. I think I only have time for a few more questions before you lose coherence again - probably forever. Any more questions?
Minimal doll-body lodgings?
>>19945550DID YOU TAP YOUR MOM'S ASSES OR NOTSERIOUS MINDS WISH TO KNOW.
>>19945550What thing on the beach?How does it feel to have a kid at 18?
>>19945580Correction. Minimal Len-shaped lodgings. Both shapes. Talk to the Einzberns.
>>19945550Was it worth it? Having us shoved in your head and all this shit? I hope so... Have a good life master. You and all your family. We'll try and survive as best we can. Maybe we'll see each other again some day. Maybe not. If not... be sure to help get your son laid for us once he's of age.
>>19945550Just one.WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!WE WILL RETURN< MORE GLORIOUS THAN EVER!WE WILL HOLD THE NEW GRAIL IN OUR NON_EXISTING HANDS!AND WHEN IT"LL ASK FOR OUR WISH< WE"LL SAY: "WE WANT THE WORLD"!
Wait, what was Annie again?
>>19945550Get me a body David. Your family owes us twice over. I don't want to be just turned on and off when I'm needed, I don't want to just eternally hook up the Alexander family with women. I want to live damnit, I want to give Eliza a hug with my own arms, taste Attie's apples with my own mouth. See the sights the world has to see with my eyes. Sit your children on my lap and tell them stories, give them advice and help them up when they stumble with my own two hands. I want to actually live David. I really do. I'm tired of only living in times of war and danger.
>>19945615THAT NIGHT SWIMMER WHO TOTALLY WANTED OUR DICK BUT TURNED OUT TO BE A FAE AND SO COULDN'T RECEIVE HOT DICKINGS
>>19945550Did you heal up well?Did you ever discover the "lesser price," Annie said we'd have to pay for our knife?Is Lisa going to stay with us as a family (after the baby I mean), or continue her crusade to help monster critters? Does your mom or anyone else expect fallout with the church for her "defection" to the Mage side?Above all: Are you happy buddy?And one last thing before I go.CONGRATULATIONS.
>>19945615True Fae with tentacles.Hope Donnie will like them.
>>19945634David. We want life.
>>19945550Only one, master. Was it worth it? Everything you've sacrificed, all the pain, all the hardship, all the trauma...Was it worth it? If it was, Master David, I have NO regrets whatsoever. Your happiness has been my happiness. Your pain has been my pain. Your joy has brought joy to me. I sincerely hope every second of this was worth it. I want to fade away, if I must, with a clear conscience and peace of mind....er...minds.
>>19945550How did you come out of the fight? Any lasting injuries? I hope that Mercy to the face didn't do too much harm to your looks.It's been one hell of a ride, Kiddo. Wouldn't have missed it for the world, though. Stay strong, both for yourself and for all the people you care about (especially your ladies). I'm certain you'll have an EXTREMELY interesting life.Logic Bob, awaaaaaaay.
>>19945550Once again, Master, it has been an Honor and a Privilege to serve. Give Mistress Eliza and Atalanta my best, as well as Lisa and Abby. Until next time!Oh, one last thing: What are you going to name the child?
>>19945615A faery. Goodbye not so little god. Remember when it's your time to go, go out with style. Sadly we can't walk off into the sunset, and you've got yourself a good situation with your ladies, so only one last piece of advice from me.Live well, die well, and do your best to leave the place better for having you.
>>19945658Better be Bob.
>>19945658Name your child bob, regardless of gender.
>>19945550It has been an Honor, my Master. I do hope that we shall meet again one day, perhaps when you have children of your own who decide to play with their parent's things, hm?Give Eliza and Atalanta our best if we don't get to see them again, and be sure to give Lisa and Abby a big kiss from us =)
>>19945669Don't be crude!...If it's a girl Bobbett would be fine.>Alexander ionnsye yeah... we can't really see you anymore... but you've grown up to be quite the man David. We may be your familiar, but we're damn proud of you.
>>19945658>>19945669>>19945693What else? Bob. >>19945656My ribs will take a bit longer to heal than expected. But I'm alright.>>19945654... Yes.>>19945649I'm sorry. We all want to give it to you, so much. But we can't.>Is Lisa going to stay with us as a family (after the baby I mean), or continue her crusade to help monster critters? Does your mom or anyone else expect fallout with the church for her "defection" to the Mage side?She's sticking around, and if the church wants to fuck with us, they can damn well try.---(END OF LAST THREAD)---
Well, that that then.See you beyond the vale, Space Cowbobs. God willing we'll all meet again in Grail War 2, the Search for More Money.Roll the Credits: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJNTIZOB1Vs&feature=related
When do we get Carnival Phantasm
Are we ever going to get an explanation regarding Judgement?
>>19946193Judgement is a normal blade. The only mdifference is that killing someone with it, or inflicting lethal damage, severs an individual's tie to the Root. This means that Gaia registers you as "SHOULD NOT EXIST" and enacts counter force on you.Caldera resisted the will of the entire fucking planet for FOUR SECONDS to kill you.
>>19945786Superior credits-song:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjEsufPFxMAThis one's for bob, boyos.
>>19945550Well, well, well....so you knocked Lisa up when you popped her cherry? Good job, Young Master.Not getting a body kind of sucks but you did try, so I have no regrets. Don't be surprised if some of the old Bobs return the next time you or someone in the family summons Legion again.Take care of Lisa and Abby, and tell them Eye Bleach Bob says to take care of YOU as well. This is Eye Bleach Bob signing off....Eye Bleach Bob's Theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDpDYRkmmkA
>>19946296Oh one more question before I dissipate, Young Master: do you know if Lisa is having a boy or a girl?
You know Master, It's been fun. It's been really fun. So as I111 #ERROR TERMINATE PROCESS# lo0k at the t1mes w3 sp3nt together, I have no regrets. As1de from the tim3 I alm0st got y0u kill3d. Th4t was a fuck up. G00d luck little g0d. S33 y0u wh3n you n33d m- #ERROR, CONSCIOUSNESS TERMINATED#
((ANNOUNCEMENT))So there's been a lot of asking when Holy Grail War Seattle will occur next. The 29th of July, at Noon Pacific, I will begin that quest. It's been great flying with all of you, and I hope to see you all next time! Until then, I'll be seeing you whenever we stat up servants here in /tg/.
>>19953388Ooh....I can't wait. Will we be advising Master David's now-teenage son/daughter?I'll be there either way.