You are a shreep.
You are in a field. It is daytime.Nearby is a bull shreep staring vacantly out at the prairie, and another female shreep munching on some flowers. A pair of baby shreep stare at her as she eats.
That Shreep eating my flowers?HEADBUTT ATTACK!
I poop.
On your other side is a clump of plants with wide, low leaves. In the distance are some trees.
Lets sex up that female and see where that goes.
Examine the human.Why is it asleep when it should be giving us food or something?
>>20050541Is that a dead guy?Eat the dead guy to gain his powers/blocks
A short distance away is a sleeping human and a basket.
Check that basket.
>>20050560Trample the human, eat the remains, gain the power of hands and wisdom
>>20050560What is that a club? What is in the basket? Is it edible?
Nuzzle the humans face, then look in the basket.
What will you do, shreep?
Go over to human, eat the basket.They are a good source of fiber.
Mount female.Equip Club.Equip Basket. Equip Human.
Eat grass I suppose.
Why did we ignore the human apparently?
Ignore the human entirely, and eat flowers.
>>20050601You trot over to the sleeping human and smush your muzzle into the basket, hunting for food, but you find nothing. Luckily for you, when you withdraw your muzzle you find a basket and quickly chew it to pieces.It tastes like wicker.
The last bits of basket disappear down your gullet, but you could still eat more.What will you do now?
>>20050682Eat the tree. cause it to fall on the human, killing it
Oh by the gods yes, Shreep quest.Don't kill the human, humans give us food. Instead, eat the flowers
>>20050698Eat the humans left hand.
eat the baby shreep's. shreeplings?
>>20050698Devour the human.You are a shreep, you don't care.You will eat this world, and the next, and the next.You will become Shreep Galacticus.
>>20050701Flush with success from finding the basket, you amble over to the nearest tree. By your shreep logic it should be tall enough to land on the human even though it's clearly not.
As you tug on a branch trying to break it off, a spider scurries out of the tree and up to the very tip."What do you want, shreep?" it asks you in the shared language of all beasts.What will you do now?
>>20050795Eat it.Eat it eat it eat it.FUCKING EAT IT FAGGOT.
>>20050795ask it kindly to tell us its secrets of the world o wise one.
>>20050795A vial of the most deadlisestest is poison known to Shreep kind, and hands.
>>20050795Plead with the spider to have as many legs as it has.
>>20050795Stare into it's eyes, that it may see the fiery determination in your shreepy soul."To devour the world."
>>20050804then eat it.
Mount spider.
This is the most amazing quest I have ever seen.
>>20050795Ask it to bite the human.
>>20050814This... and I usually hate quests.
>>20050803The idea of the fat, juicy spider is too much to resist, and you rear up on your hind legs, trying to knock it out of the tree!Roll a d12 and link to this post!
rolled 6 = 6>>20050838Tasty spider meats!
rolled 4 = 4>>20050838DEVOUR ALL THAT IS AND ALL THAT WILL BE.
rolled 3 = 3>>20050838Inb4 we get bitten, die and turned into mutton.
>>20050811This.
rolled 10 = 10>>20050838
>>20050848Silly anon.Shreep don't die.They merely mutate into all other forms of known life.
>>20050814I dunno, it's no incest quest. which had very little to do with incest and far more to do with the author possibly tripping balls at the time. but I approve either way.
>>20050861The origin of the universe is the Shreep.
>>20050901All life begins with Shreep and ends with Shreep... This is the truth! This is my belief! ... at least for now.
>>20050844The spider, terrified of being consumed in such a manner, leaps out of the tree into the safety of another's branches, and flees deeper into the woods!What will you do now, shreep?
>>20050955Eat the sleeping human's head. The spider is proving too elusive.
>>20050955Be fluffy
rolled 1 = 1>>20050955eat it. mid air.
rolled 8 = 8>>20050955Apologize to the spider. Ask it where you can get some food.
>>20050955Fight the bull shreep.
>>20050955Hunt that fucker down.Consume him.Mutate into Predator Shreep.Soon we will be the Alpha Predator, then ALL of the Shreep bitches shall be OURS AND OURS ALONE!
These are some low rolls, I don't think we're eating this spider guys.Eat the humans head basket.
>>20050955Eat the man's helmet.
>>20050955A meal escaped?A MEAL ESCAPED?IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!
>>20050990nah, there's easier things to eat. Like the tree he left behind.
>>20051001But the Tree isn't made of MEAT.How will we ever be Apex Predator Shreep, and fuck all of the Shreep bitches without meat?
Shreep Quest is the most in-depth role-playing experience you'll find in /tg/s quest community - Anonymous. 5/5
>>20050968Forgetting about the spider, you look around and notice a sleeping human nearby!As you begin chewing on the cloth part of it, the human wakes up!
>>20051032"You can eat ANYTHING."- Peter Molyneux
I feel like this Quest will somehow end up as a Non-Kiddified version of Spore that Wright originally imagined.Except the Cell Phase starts us out as a Shreep.
rolled 9 = 9>>20051047Act like nothing happened.
With a cry of protest, the human stands up and looks around. A moment later it makes the incomprehensible noises that humans make.
rolled 11 = 11>>20051047Continue eatingIn fact, eat HARDER
rolled 2 = 2>>20051071keep eating cloth
>>20051047Continue chewing, oblivious to the human. If it gets up, keep chewing. If it runs away, keep chewing
>>20051071Devour Little Bo Beep.Bitch should have lost her Shreep.
Thank you OP. You made a crying depressed guy smile and laugh.
rolled 4 = 4eat clothes.
As you stand there it walks around behind you and pokes you in the butt with its stick, and you instinctively begin trotting forward.Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, shreep!
rolled 12 = 12>>20051103Kick the human in the head. Shreep must eat.
rolled 2 = 2Stare down the human with an unwavering gaze, that it might see the might of your spirit and the shreeply resolve in your desire to devour the world.>>20051103
rolled 11 = 11>>20051103Eat the stick!
rolled 9 = 9>>20051103HIND KICK, FUCK THE HUMIE UP
>Lego Quest>Shreep QuestFJIOFJIORFNAEIORTNot;YES
>>20051114
>>20051071'Mwa mwa mwa mwa mwa mwaaaaaa'Use mimicry to calm the human down, then when her back is turned eat her hat.
rolled 8 = 8>>20051103We must acquire the powers of the stick, then we shall control all the Shreep, and from there Devour the world!
>>20051114Good...good.The Tides of Change are coming.And they are made of Shreep.
>>20051114Nice roll bro.Also, thank you OP. This is what quest threads should be like. Simple, concise, and to the point. Not words words words about trivial garbage.I absolutely loathe quest threads and was even contemplating filtering anything with the word "quest" in it. You've given me hope.
>>20051114>>20051114>>20051114YES
>>20051148Simple proof that Lego improves everything.
>>20051148I sure hope you're aware Lego Quest has been going on for a long, long time. You've got readings to do!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego+quest
>>20051148Lego Quest has been around since early 2010.Stop tainting the thread.
>>20051179I wasn't, I'm new in these parts.Thanks.
>>20051114Suddenly, you reflexively kick backward, as shreep are sometimes known to do!
>>20051198>Praising Lego Quest>Tainting itLogic you just went full shreepNever go full shreep
rolled 7 = 7>>20051217time to eat. and eat... and eat....
>>20051217I heard that in Ken and Argiebro's voices.
>>20051217FREEEEEDDDOOOOMMMMMMMMEat some flowers in celebration
As you munch contentedly on the stick, you smell blood in the air.What will you do now, shreep?
>>20051217Eat her.EAT HER.DEVOUR HER FLESH, CONSUME HER SOUL.>>20051222>Not going full ShreepThe fuck is wrong with you?!
rolled 7 = 7>>20051217FEED ON THE HUMANGAIN HIS OR HER INTELLECT
>>20051217>filname
>>20051217Great googly moogly. We've kicked his head right off!Wait... what is that? Blood? Or is he... a cyborg or something? IS THIS THE SHREEP MATRIX?
>>20051233>Kill human, made of food stuff>Eat stickShreep confirmed for smartest organism ever.
>>20051217Oh my fucking holy god.
>>20051233See if the man has anything to eat on them
>>20051233Drag the body to the rest of the shreep.
>>20051217Holy fuck!
rolled 10 = 10>>20051233Eat human, gain it's strength and skill with the stick, then rule the Shreep with a wooden stick!
rolled 11 = 11>>20051256This. This this this.
>>20051233Humans are smart and cunning and can use sticks.Ergo we should wear the human so we can be smart and cunning.
You begin chewing on the human, dimly wondering if she has any apples like she sometimes gives you. As it turns out, all she has is cloth and meat.
While you chew and contemplate the food in your mouth, the other female shreep wanders over to see what's going on.What will you do now, shreep?
>>20051330My vigor is now saddened.
>>20051338Give the female the stick.
rolled 8 = 8EVOLVE >>20051330
>>20051330>dimly wondering if she has any apples like she sometimes gives you.Oh no.What is this.What is this feel.
>>20051338Eat the stick, the other shreep can have the inferior cloth.
>>20051330Damn, I didn't think she might be a nice human before I decided to kick her head off...
Only on /tg/ does a quest about sheep turn into a game about murdering peasants and eating them.Stay classy, /tg/.
>>20051338Kiss her with our bloody mouth.
>>20051347>What is this feelPretty sure it's shreep.
rolled 1 = 1>>20051338We feast, then we must find more humans.
>>20051338Tell her to get you some apples. When she refuses use the mighty power of the stick to change her mind.
rolled 11 = 11>>20051338Take the stick, control the shreep sow, you are the alpha shreep now! All must walk were you prod!
>>20051330What did you do, /tg/?
>>20051353It's about Shreep, not Sheep. Big difference, broseph.>murdering peasants and eating themWith immediate feelings of guilt afterwards.
rolled 6 = 6>>20051338Stick in mouthBeat other female until she submits and the Great Herd gains a new member
>>20051372We're suck fuks now
>>20051330>ApplesWhat have you done /tg/? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
>>20051372>>20051382We're shreep nigga, ain't gotta explain shit.
rolled 1 = 1>>20051382>>20051372We moved up the food chain
>>20051382Think of it as evolution in action. Today we have taken a step forward for all shreep.
>that feel when you didn't want a lifestyle this gangster, but a shreep gotta eat
THE SHREEP IS ALL.THE SHREEP MOVES.....UP THE FOOD CHAIN.
Imitating the human, you poke the other shreep in the butt with the stick and she trots back in the direction she came from!
>>20051483WEAREGOD
"Oh ho ho ho..."
>>20051499Become a kind but strict ruler of the shreep. Lead them to a village.
>>20051483SCIENCE.
"So the tales are true... what happens when a shreep eats the flesh of man!"
>>20051483>>20051499Quick! We must assert our dominance over the rest of the herd before they move against us!
>>20051483We are the leader Shreep kind deserves, but may not want.
Can't you people tell when LQ is putting more than one picture together? Be patient.
>>20051499>>20051483If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once upon the sky that would be like the splendour of the mighty one.I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.
>>20051518Her stick seems more powerful...It must be ours
>>20051526Shreep waits for no man.
>>20051518She speaks the way of the beast! Hear her out before we assert our dominance.
rolled 11 = 11>>20051518Make allegiance with this magical fool.But remember she walks on two legs and thus... in time, she must be devoured.(Also legitimately putting Shreep and 'What happens when a shreep eats the flesh of man!' in my next campaign)
"Fear not, shreep, I will do nothing to stop you. In fact, I will grant you a boon!"Roll a d12 and link to this post!
>>20051549By the end of this we will be an unrivaled cosmic entity, I can feel it in my bones.The Heat Death of the Universe is a myth, there is only the Ascension of the Alpha Shreep.
rolled 2 = 2>>20051566Boon you say, is it edible?
rolled 10 = 10>>20051566I like her.Let's be friends.And mate furiously.
rolled 8 = 8>>20051566
>>20051566Why don't my legos glow like this? :(
rolled 3 = 3>>20051566Comeone superteeth!
>>20051566The boon of FIRE-BEAM EYES!All meat shall be cooked
>>20051581Damnit.
>>20051581>>20051581>>20051581>>20051581>>20051581SSSSSSSCREW YOU
rolled 8 = 8>>20051566Oh shit, eating the human upgraded our SFX budget!
rolled 7 = 7>>20051566A set of arms to hold sticks would be great.
rolled 4 = 4>>20051590Derped on dice
>>20051592>implying this isn't the most in character post that we could get.
>>20051581You're not sure what happened.
>>20051622Shreep don't have character.Shreep only hungers, and waits.
Voting the shit out of this on the archive.
>>20051630Attempt to try out our new powers by eating the nearby flowers.
>>20051622>implying I'm not upset he took my good roll with his bad roll
>>20051630This is so exciting.
>>20051630Lego Man, do you have an email? I want to discuss something awesome with you in private.
...What will you do now, shreep?
>>20051664Shit.
rolled 2 = 2>>20051664Poke the ghost with the stick.
rolled 1 = 1>>20051664EAT THE MOTHERFUCKING GHOST.
rolled 5 = 5>>20051664see if she has apples now
>>20051664eat ghost.
>>20051664Snuggle ghost.Then we go hunt down that fucking Spider.
>>20051664My god. What hath god wrought?
rolled 12 = 12>>20051664Eat it.
>>20051684A new source of food.
>>20051664Is this supposed to be the boon?
>>20051685>mfwDice Gods want Shreep to devour all that is and ever will be, even the things unseen.
rolled 8 = 8>>20051664With a furiously knit brow, we stare down the ghost, so that its mind is filled only with the terror of those that know they are truly damned; we will eat this ghost.
rolled 10 = 10>>20051664We roll to seduce.
>>20051698The masters of fate are truly fickle in nature....
>>20051724>>20051698Except his post came way, way too late.
>>20051676You poke the ghost with the stick, but it just passes through and out the other side!
>>20051732Oh well you didn't poke the ghost's BUTT.You have to poke it in the butt to get it to move.
rolled 2 = 2>>20051732ask for apples now
rolled 4 = 4Stubbornly assert that the ghost does not exist.
>>20051741We're still unfamiliar with the arcane lore of this brave new science.
Eating the ghost doesn't seem to work either!
rolled 6 = 6>>20051732this>>20051701
>>20051732Holy shit how did you get the effect?
>>20051750the dice gods hate me
>>20051750Shit. We're cursed by 2's.
rolled 11 = 11>>20051760>the effectUh, perspective?>>20051757Let's bro up with the ghost then.
>>20051757Something we cannot eat... Despair, brothers, for surely we are now lost.
Tragically, it doesn't have any apples, either!What will you do now, shreep?
>>20051768He was kidding, you silly do-do head.
rolled 12 = 12>>20051757THE GHOST CAN NEITHER BE PRODDED NOR EATEN!Obviously the ghost does not exist. Pretend the ghost does not exist so hard the ghost cease to exist.
rolled 3 = 3>>20051757Ask the ghost if he has any apples to off us.
>>20051772We must embark on a journey and find a way to eat ghosts.
rolled 9 = 9>>20051775Call the fellow-shreep over to stare at the ghost.
rolled 7 = 7>>20051782I fully support this.
>>20051775The witch is mocking us with her smile.
>>20051772We cannot eat it with our body.We must eat it with our MIND.>>20051778I....what?
>>20051778
rolled 5 = 5>>20051775I redirect my roll>>20051778to your current post if I can.
>>20051775Well it doesn't seem to be anything intersting at all.Eat the witches broom.
rolled 3 = 3>>20051775converse with the locals, as to why you can't eat this thing.
It's time to learn the secret of eating without swallowing.
rolled 9 = 9>>20051775>>20051796No, eat her hat.
>>20051778AND THUS OP CREATED A CHARACTER ONLY TO WATCH IT WILLED OUT OF EXISTENCE.My ribs are breaking from the laughter.
>>20051802This man is my carl.
>>20051768>>20051778Using your powers of shreep stupidity you can easily forget that the ghost ever existed... or you can befriend it once more!Decide, Legonauts! The first choice to get three votes picks it!
>>20051814BEFRIEND IT
>>20051814Ignore the ghost.
>>20051814Befriend! Ghost bro's can be super handy
>>20051814I remain neutral.
>>20051814Romance it.Let's be the Shreep version of Deadpool, with the Ghost as our Death.
>>20051814What ghost?
>>20051814Bro. apologise for kicking it, we were just hungry.
>>20051814Ignore it. It is what the dice-gods wish.
rolled 5 = 5>>20051775Ask the ghost how it's day is going.
>>20051814befriend
>>20051814it can even use its hands it's a useless human
>>20051814Befriend it until we can ascertain a way to eat it.
rolled 1 = 1Continue eating human... or witch... whatever, we must keep eating, we have a hunger to satisfy, a hunger for anything that exist, except the ghost which may or may not exist.
IGNOREdang it why do I make other posts, my posts come too slow for this thread
>>20051830 Seconded
>>20051820>>20051825>>20051835looks like we have a ghost friend
>>20051830>Shreep DeadpoolIt fits.
>>20051814Befriend it until further notice.
rolled 6 = 6>>20051821>>20051834>>20051836>>20051850I vote for all these.
rolled 2 = 2I think we willed OP out of existence.Rolling to will the universe out of existence.
rolled 6 = 6>>20051903Your will is pathetic.Rolling to will your will out of existence.
>>20051903Willing something out of existance only works if you have a fuckhigh wisdom.
The ghost speaks in the language of the spirit world, which you perceive as thoughts!It holds no ill will toward you for killing it, for you are merely a shreep doing what shreep do!
rolled 10 = 10>>20051918Rolling to will his will to be too strong for you to will out of existence.
>>20051924Good...now take us to the apples, former human
>>20051920Shut up [spoiler]Adahn.[/spoiler]
>>20051924I feel much better now. That took a dark turn before and I was uncomfortable. Let's hug the ghost and be friends.
rolled 4 = 4>>20051924Turn your gaze to the heavens, and let loose such an agonized scream that the gods will be moved by your plight. Had we only known the consequence of our actions. Breathe life back into the bringer of apples!
>>20051924Now I feel even worse about killing her.
"What will you do with yourself now, shreep?" the human asks you. "If you go back to the human village they will surely kill you if they learn what you have become."What indeed?>I'll give you a few minutes to discuss!
rolled 2 = 2>>20051951Eat her stick.
>>20051924Ghost, help us find food.
>>20051951Confer with the ghost about those apples.
rolled 1 = 1>>20051951Eat her hat
>>20051951Ask if she knows anybody who wants a magical sheepand has apples
I foresee the rise of the Mystical Devourer. All Hail the mighty Shreep Necromancer!
rolled 6 = 6>>20051951We do what shreep must doKICK THE BITCH AND EAT HER
rolled 2 = 2>>20051951make bull shreep take the blame for the crime
rolled 1 = 1>>20051951The ghost must know where we can find apples.
>>20051951Find a comedic companion shreep.
>>20051951We shall take to the wilds, and there we shall consume, and grow, and LEARN!Then, when the time is right, we shall return, if they wish to do us harm then we will defend ourselves, otherwise we'll wing it from there.
>>20051951WHAT ARE WE A NECROMANCER SHREEP NOW? WHAT EVIL HAS BEEN UNLEASHED?
rolled 10 = 10>>20051959>>20051971>>20051981>>20051980The 1's and 2's have spoken. Time to fail in a shreeptacular way.
rolled 6 = 6>>20051959>>20051971>>20051976I agree, eat her Robe!
>>20051988There are no evil where Shreep are concerned.There is only violent, abrupt, and definite change....and stupidity.
rolled 5 = 5>>20051951Tell the witch"I shall do what Shreep do"Then eat her hat
>>20051951We should gather the other shreep and hide in the forest. Using our knowledge of the stick we will arm our kin and then we can start ambushing passing traders and caravans until we can starve the villagers out. Then we move into our new kingdom.
rolled 9 = 9>>20052001Genius
>>20051951>I'll give you a few minutes to discuss!So the one time this thread I get the first die roll in OP decides to change his ways and allow a group discussion.Feels bad man.
>>20051997Shreep confirmed for the most violent and stupid force of nature known to the fabric of Shreepality.
>>20051997Are all shreep chaotic stupid or just us?
>>20051982A black one?
>>20052016It's what makes them so human.
rolled 5 = 5>>20052000Second.
>>20052014You rolled a 2 anyways. Wouldnt have achieved anything but failure.
>>20052040Are you new to Lego Quest, mate? Success or failure isn't important. It's what we do to make the story.
rolled 1 = 1>>20051951It's simple, we will the humans out of existence or something. Or maybe we eat, I don't know.We have a very strong will and hunger, obviously one of them will be victorious at some point.
>>20052021All Shreep are.Few however do anything worth notice.They need a leader, the most violent and stupid of them all, only getting by on Luck and sheer bravado.Are you a bad enough dude to save all of Shreepkind and consume the very fabric of space and time /tg/?>Our faces when OP uses Shreep Quest and our aspiration to consume reality as an excuse to burn his house down.
rolled 11 = 11Ok, here is what we do, we hide the body by having the other shreep eat a smaller part of it than we ate, We are the alpha, we maintain dominance.That way we have our herd, we have saved ourselves from early retribution, and we herald the start of the might shreep empire.
>>20052062ALL HAIL SHREEPONIA
rolled 3 = 3I say we ask the wizard what that boon was. I'm curious as all fuck.
>>20052078... Its fairly obvious that it was the ability to see ghosts and maybe other spiritual beings.
>>20052062I like it. Plus, we've implicated all the other shreep in the crime. None of them would dare snitch on us.
>>20052062This
>>20052090Even then, none of them can withstand the powers of the stick.
>>20052084How do you know shreep don't just inherently possess that ability?
rolled 5 = 5>>20052062Looks like we have ourselves an army
The bull shreep still has to be convinced it isn't the alpha of the herd, you guys.
rolled 1 = 1>>20052062>>20052077My little shreep, my little shreepAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!My little shreepI used to wonder what humans would taste likeUntill you all shared it's boon with meIgnoring ghostsBefriending themEating spidersFailing to do soProdding shreepIt's a pointy stickAnd LEGO makes it all completeYeaaah!My little shreep!Did you know the ghost is my very best friend.>inb4 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>20052103Well we never saw it before. Though I suppose it could take time to return to the physical plane after death.
>>20052078Its the ability to see ghosts. That is my guess
"Hey! Leggo!""Why you ungrateful little-"
>>20052103maybe it was the power to poke thembut we haven't found the sweet spot yet
>>20052111Your roll says it all.
rolled 11 = 11>>20052119PULLPULL WITH ALL YOUR DICE ROLL
>>20052110We use the stick to direct it off a fucking cliff.It's not that hard.FAILING to find a cliff however, we could always just eat it for challenging our divine right to rule.No one expects the Shreep Inquisition.
rolled 12 = 12>>20052121Rolling for the mod to will me out of existence.
>>20052129>rolling with nokodicePansy.
rolled 10 = 10>>20052119Oh shit. Headbutt her before she magics us back to our pre-stick ways.
rolled 8 = 8>>20052119Rolling to "accidentially" kill the witch.SHREEP WILL BE VICTORIOUS!
There's no going back, we must embrace what we have become. The flesh of man will make a god of shreep.
>>20052129
>>20052126>>20052135>>20052136I'm liking the looks of these rolls. Good job, shreep.
"I have no use for the presence of such an ungrateful beast! Farewell, shreep!" the human laughs as she ascends into the air and flies higher and higher, out of reach!"Take care, shreep! You are not the hungriest creature in these woods!"
rolled 3 = 3>>20052119We must claim this stick in the name of Shreeponia Once we have the magic stick we shall become GOD
rolled 5 = 5>>20052129And thus anon ceased to exist.
You aren't sure what she meant by that!What will you do now?
rolled 11 = 11>>20052148>You are not the hungriest creature in these woods!"The hell I'm not.
rolled 12 = 12>>20052148Eat the support strut holding her up.
rolled 6 = 6>>20052148What a cunt. Rolling to think about what a cunt she is.
>>20052148>You are not the hungriest creature in these woodsWE MUST FIND THIS OTHER CREATURE AND THEN[lolnospoiler]roll for seduction[/whymootspoiler]
rolled 9 = 9>>20052148>"Take care, shreep! You are not the hungriest creature in these woods!"WHAT IS THAT?We must find the hungriest creature and eat it... or will it out of existence.
>>20052167
>>20052167Aww shit, can we even do that?
rolled 3 = 3>>20052158Obviously the spider is the hungriest creature. We should eat it.
rolled 7 = 7>>20052158>>20052161Yeah, we should find this hungrier thing and eat it. Show it who's boss.
rolled 5 = 5>>20052183We are a Shreep. We can do whatever our will roll says we can
>>20052183Shreep is so stupid, it forgets that the fourth wall exists and can act upon meta knowledge.
rolled 7 = 7>>20052183HERESY! SHREEP CAN DO ANYTHING!Rolling to eat hungriest creature in the woods.
rolled 5 = 5Oh! Maybe that's what she was talking about!Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do!
>>20052212Bro it up with the dragon. Anything that's hungrier than us must be pretty cool.
rolled 10 = 10>>20052212Roll to seduce.
rolled 12 = 12>>20052212Stubbornly assert the dragon to be non-existent so hard it cease to exist like the ghost.
rolled 2 = 2>>20052222Whoops, at least I got quads.
rolled 12 = 12>>20052212Kick it.
rolled 9 = 9>>20052212Find out if it has any apples.
rolled 10 = 10>>20052230TWO NPCS WILLED OUT OF EXISTENCE!
>>20052231>>20052226Screw you guys and your 12-interruptusGo eat the business end of a TOC.
>>20052226I feel a Bad End coming on.
rolled 5 = 5>>20052232I vote this. We were able to turn the human into a ghost with a single kick. Just imagine what we'll do to the dragon
>>20052148>"Take care, shreep! You are not the hungriest creature in these woods!"Something dares to challenge our hunger?!
rolled 10 = 10>>20052255Time for compromise: Kicking the dragon so hard it cease to exist?
rolled 7 = 7>>20052226>>20052230>>20052232What if we do ALL?
rolled 4 = 4>>20052276So we seduce the dragon to let us kick it so hard it cease to exist?
>>20052276So is that >seduce it while kicking it out of existenceOr>kick it while seducing it out of existence
rolled 2 = 2Seduce it.And then, when it's guard is down, KICK IT OUT OF EXISTENCE.
>>20052284>>20052287It's seducing it so hard it instantly has our children, which we then force out of it with a kick, then we erase it from existence like an abusive spouse.
>>20052302But... aren't we a female shreep?
>>20052302>Alpha Shreep / Dragon HybridPic related.
rolled 9 = 9>>20052212Rip it's wings out, get the appropriate piece (like on top of the bull shreep), become flying shreep
>>20052318Uh oh
>>20052310Don't forget they might inherit our ability to will things out of existence.THE WORLD WILL TREMBLE!
>>20052327IT'S WORKING
Thread's already in autosage?
>>20052334Sometimes quest threads auto sage.
>>20052334Yeah but it's tucked away safely on page 3.
BRACING FOR LACK OF RAISON D'ETRE!
>>20052354Whoops, can't show that in a christian quest thread!
>>20052354aren't we a female shreep?
What now, shreep?
rolled 1 = 1>>20052364Ride dragon into nearest town. Consume.
rolled 5 = 5>>20052354>>20052364Will ourselves to be the Alpha Male-Female Blender Shreep.
>>20052354>mfw>>20052363Nah, we're most likely male, just not the BULL shreep.
rolled 12 = 12>>20052364I can't unsee the dragon, we must will it out of existence!
>>20052363>aren't we a female shreep?Yes.
>>20052368welp
rolled 7 = 7>>20052364Establish self as King/Queen Shreep
rolled 9 = 9>>20052363Female shreep have a phallic ovipositor. We have laid our eggs within the dragon and eventually they will hatch and consume it from within.
>>20052375Not anymore we aren't.
>>20052374>>20052375BbbwwhaahHAHAHAHA
>>20052375I have this horrifying image in my head that Shreep are like Hyenas.
>>20052374
>>20052374You don't remember what was going on, but there's nothing in front of you.What will you do now, shreep?
rolled 10 = 10>>20052364That ghost is looking mighty pleased for just having witnessed an abomination of nature.
rolled 10 = 10>>20052399Eat a tree.
>>20052399Go to a new thread that isn't autosaging?
rolled 4 = 4>>20052399Become philosophical, if we are the hungriest creature in the woods doesn't that mean we have met our goals and hence, do we still have a reason to exist?Think about it so hard that we begin to contemplate if we actually exist, with the ultimate result that we ourselves and with the entire universe cease to exist.>inb4 12.
rolled 5 = 5>>20052399Time to find that Spider
rolled 12 = 12>>20052399Will a Shreep-Mobile INTO existence
>>20052434OH SHIT. HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER
rolled 4 = 4>>20052434THIS!This shreep has a will so strong it will break the laws of nature. Multiple times!
rolled 5 = 5>>20052399we could still feed the human to the other shreep and found an empire to devour the world.It's a plan at least.
>>20052434I am concerned about the level of control this Shreep has over the cosmos.
rolled 4 = 4>>20052467Yeah, next thing we know, we might just will ourselves into Mahou Shounen.Actually, rolling for that!
>>20052413You pull a small tree out of the ground and chew on it vigorously, crunching the bark into swallowable pieces. As you do, you consider how much nicer it would be if you didn't have to walk everywhere...
rolled 7 = 7>>20052485Forget about that shit, eat more trees.
rolled 9 = 9>>20052485I better see a Shreep-Mobile come into existence now!
rolled 12 = 12>>20052485TREE SLINGSHOT.
>>20052434You aren't sure what happened, but there's a horse in front of you now!What now, shreep?
Guys.Guys.We're playing a prequel. We're playing a prequel to the Spruesworth Saga.None may fly on Snarklemas.
rolled 3 = 3>>20052508Roll to seduce.
rolled 8 = 8>>20052508Mating time
I like to imagine OP was giggling like a school girl when he was making the seduction scenes.Either that or the greatest poker face known to man.
>>20052514>>20052514>>20052514You've doomed us all.
rolled 5 = 5>>20052508When will you learn OP that Shreep will ignore all your NPCs so hard they cease to exist.Rolling for Shreep to ignore horse so hard it cease to exist, unless that horse turns into a Shreep-Mobile.
rolled 5 = 5>>20052508Is this even at question?EAT IT!
>>20052510
rolled 10 = 10>>20052508Well, we can't eat it, seduce it or will it out of existence (>>20052514 >>20052516 >>20052527 >>20052528) therefore we must obviously KICK IT!
>>20052514
What will you do now?
rolled 4 = 4>>20052544>>20052572We must finish willing the Shreep-Mobile into being! With many sticks upon it so that we may crush all those who stand in our path.
>>20052572>filename
rolled 6 = 6>>20052544Bracing for sweet horse love so hard that the horse cease to exist.
rolled 12 = 12>>20052544>>20052581feed the human to the other shreep.
rolled 5 = 5>>20052581Ride off into the sunset
>>20052572> the neighs have it
rolled 11 = 11>>20052592Oh fuck that's funny considering what just happened
rolled 9 = 9>>20052581Kick hot apples into horse's faceNo one rejects us!
rolled 9 = 9>>20052581>Shreep-Mobile>Will>Into>Existence!alternatively>Horse>Will>Out of>Existence
>>20052595After staring at the horse for a while, you pick up the stick and herd the other shreep over to the human.
rolled 4 = 4Willing myself to sleep. Lets see how successful I am.
rolled 10 = 10>>20052651What is that ghost doing there? Will it out of existence!
The other shreep are looking at you with newfound comprehension!What will you do now?
rolled 7 = 7>>20052662We already did, then befriended it.If anything we should will that other female shreep out of existence. We are obviously the alpha
rolled 7 = 7>>20052651Continue imagining the Shreep-Mobile so hard that it exist!
>>20052674Why not just will it into a male shreep?
rolled 9 = 9>>20052671Lead an uprising. Get all the shreep onto the shreepmobile and ride to town.
rolled 4 = 4>>20052671Will them all pregnant!
According to the neet catalog there are 400 posts in this thread.
rolled 1 = 1>>20052671Bring them (minus children) to the horseMass seduction
>>20052692TIme for a new thread?
>>20052692Neat.
rolled 4 = 4>>20052682There already is one. And we can only mate with one at a time. This isn't a /d/ Shreep...Rolling to make us into a /d/ Shreep
rolled 1 = 1>>20052699But I like my shreep without inflation loli monster tentacle spider futanari shota hentai fetisches.Rolling to will all the other shreep into that thing I just described.
rolled 2 = 2>>20052713Oh shit... Well I bow for my new inflated loli monster tentacle spider futanari shota shreep!
>>20052684Realizing the full potential of the horse, you herd the other shreep aboard and set off for the village where the other humans live!
LOADING NEW SCENE
rolled 7 = 7>>20052741>Horse IS Shreep-Mobile.Well, that explains why the dice-god couldn't let me will it out of existence or will the Shreep-Mobile into existence.Rolling to see if we still can't eat the ghost.
rolled 11 = 11>>20052741shreep ingenuity
rolled 12 = 12Rolling to check for traps.
>>20052776>>20052776I have no reaction picture.Now, rolling to will those traps in/out of existence.
>>20052794Forgot my roll, actually nevermind, let's find out if there are any traps to begin with before we will them in and out of existence.
OP we're in autosage!
Sorry folks but my internets are dead. Posting from a phone to say good game and I'll see you soon!
rolled 7 = 7>>20053040Thanks Legoquest. It's always an adventure!
>>20053040awesome as alwayscheers
Yay, my internets are back!That was a fun game, but what can you expect when shreep are involved?I'll be around for a while if anyone has any questions, comments or complaints!
And before I forget, most previous LQ episodes can be found on the suptg archive:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20questIf you'd like to learn more about shreep, you can read all about them and many more fun topics on the Lego Quest wiki:http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Shreep
>>20053326I love you bro
>>20053421Thanks, anon! I love my players! None of this would happen without you!
>>20053326This was my first Lego Quest thread, I was excited to participate!
>>20053731Glad to have you aboard!
>>20051217Just one question, how did you manage to take the linked picture with the head and body in just the right position? It seems like a simple matter initially but on thinking about it more deeply it seems like the kind of thing that would be rather difficult to pull off precisely.
