All 40k meltaguns should be called fusion guns with the "melta" rule renamed "melting". Melta just sounds 80's lame.Pic related, 80's lame
>1/10 for making me respond, eat a dick, etc, etc, etc.
That's fucking awesome though OP, what are you talking about
fuck you OP
Are you kidding me? 80's Carnifex is BEST Carnifex.All that mofo needs is some bellbottoms and he's the hottest man at the disco.
I still think Emperor's Legion/Noise Marines should have guitar guns. What's could be more awesome then melting your enemy's skin off by playing heavy metal?
>>20112199His feet are pretty much already bellbottoms.What he really needs is a bitchin' afro.
Hot damn that's one stylin Carnifex. He seems like the kinda guy you could trust your car keys with.
instead of OP moot should just replace the name as faggot
Old carnifex is best carnifex.who needs flexible appendages with elbow joints when you can have 90% claw
>>20112142but 40k is 80's-metal-album-covers the setting, and thats why we love it.
>>20112142This old carnifex is stupid ugly, but "meltagun" is a really great portmanteau because it describes the effect of the weapon in lieu of describing the meaningless technobabble that nominally powers it.If you disagree you have to play Eldar.
>>20112446It looks like he's dancing already.
>>20112446>>20112494looks more like haters gonna hate
Meltagun is so damned jack kirby it cannot die.
Meltas are microwawe owens.OP is a faggot.
>>20112142Tau Meltas are called Fusion Guns.
>>20112225>>20112199>80's>Discounderage
>>20112446someone for the love of god make a gif of him dancing back and forth, I'm working on his shirt right now
>>20112556Those are Eldar melta weapons. Not Tau.
not the best drawfag...
/tg/ in the 2040's:>All 40k fusion guns should be called cascade projectors with the "melting" rule renamed "heating". Fusion just sounds 2000's lame.>Pic related, 2000's lame
>>20112727taking it too far?
>>20112685Tau's are actually called Fusion Blasters, almost the same name.
>>20112727Disco Fex likes to boogie and nom
>>20112798taking it not too far enough
>>20112806proceeding with bellbottoms then
>>20112815oh, he needs bling, and I can't do bling
>>20112833BUT CAN HE OUTBLING THE KING OF BLING?
Needs a big gold medallion, and damn it someone imbed this into the thread already: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YH5MEyNuIM
>>20112833Just let someone else do the bling, and you can do the bellbottoms
>>20112913Wow. It actually happened.Is this real.
>>20112913Oh shit. Tyranigg invasion.
>>20112913d'aww beat me to the platform shoes and medallion. I'm still working on the bellbottoms.Put them together to make SOULFEX BROTHERS
needs platform boots, white ones with stars preferably.
>>20112913
>>20112934Those bellbottoms are amazing, and the single gold tooth is a masterful touch.
>>20112913>>20112934I am very tempted to mail this to Volition as concept art for Saints Row 4.
>>20112945it's already almost a thing in SRtR
>>20112945Please do. A mission fighting stylin' disco aliens would fit that series perfectly.
alright, got those bellbottoms done, TIME FOR G.I.M.P.
>>20112965I think the rings need some big as diamonds and dollar symbols on them.That said.>In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium there is only FUNK!
tyranids gonna funk the FUCK outta the grim darkness of the forty first millenium
>>20112989Oh my.
fucking perfect
>>20112961>>20112951I can't seem to find the right address - on their site they've got a general submission form but then mention for anything Row related to take it there, but then I find no contact.Any ideas?
>>20112989Today win was created.
>>20113020MY BROTHAAA, WALK WITH ME MAN
>>20113020play staying alive while watching this. don't think, just do it.
>>20113041>the comb in the fromy sides!
That Soulfex is beautiful.Now we need a Groovelord with some Funkstealers
>>20113035SHEEIT YEAH
>>20113035>>20113020Y'all niggas just went full Black Dynamite
well, that was fun.
>>20113036I am going to make the milliseconds fucking PERFECT now
best thread on /tg/ right now
>>20113063WHERE'S MY DISCO BACKGROUND?It's actually brilliant either way
GuysGuysSomeone archive thisSeriously
>>20113117noprintscreenwe archive way too muchplus the pics explain themselves
this is about as close as I think I can get to a perfectly synced walked with "Stayin' Alive"
>>20113129
>>20113129Rings change claws.
Well I hope you've learned a valuable lesson today OP, you can't troll /tg/ and the 80s were awesome.
>>20113129RIGHT ABOUT NOW, THE SOULFEX BROTHERSCHECK IT OUT NOW, THE SOULFEX BROTHERS
>>20113152Man that's how sprite flipping worksIt won't take too much work to fix it but still
>>20113152He's so fly he's flipping his rings as he swaggers.
>>20113175I gotta hop off though, if you wanna fix it feel free, I think my work is done
>this whole threadI want to marry this entire board.
>>20113123Printscreen cannot into animated gif.
>>20113194So save the .gifs.
>>20113188Yes, I will!
>>20113159Dude. Disco is 70's.
>>20113208Dude. Who fucking cares.
>>20113204That's one. Any other takers?
>>20113208Disco never died
>>20113208Soulfexes. Your argument is invalid.
>>20113225I want to buy and paint an entire custom Tyranid swarm, just to field a Soulnifex brotherhood and watch my opponent's confusion.
I love you /tg/, never change.
never thought I'd collect a tyranid army before this now i'am planned it outpaint>grey/black under carapace (or maybe human coloured)>head carapace is black>feet is purple or white or black (variations)>rest is white>gold randomlygamestylefootslog/swarm that shitneed abit of help here since i've never played them.Soulfex brothers are a must extra fun>play "get down on it" when I capture a point>play "celebrate" as victory song >play "stayin' alive" when a unit actually survives an attack it shouldn't/is down to one or two men>play "disco inferno" when a unit survives a flamethrower attackwould be great to have more of theseI'll probably buy like a unit a month
>>20113296oh got a new one>play "night fever" during night fighting
I demand a Groovelord and Funkstealers.
I want a Groovelord and Funkstealers.
I need a Groovelord and Funkstealers.
>>20113296got another one>play ladies night when playing against a girl gamer>>20113370haha YES.seriously need the tyranid codex>Why isn't it when i post /tg/ loses interest
>>20113400>isn't it*is it
>>20113400Jive Tyrant
A great invasion of groove crashes through the galaxy, as the Funkids, named after the planet of Funk they first jived. Some say they are controlled by an entity, Hive Daddy.
>80's>bellbottoms>discowut
>>20113129It also syncs to Funky Town shockingly well.
>>20113159You can trust me... and it gets ugly.
>>20113461Soulfexes, argument, invalid, etc.
>>20113449the Jive Mind which is protected by the Jive Tyrants.an army of Funkstealers led by the Groovelord.featuring Fabgaunts, 'The Bomb' Spores and many more.
>>20113461Summer. I ain't gotta explain shit.
>>20113461>>20113479Carnifexen aren't exactly the most intelligent Tyranids. Spawned in the 80s, they probably felt a connection to that disco style and took it as their own, despite being extremely late to the party.
>>20113129/tg/ gets shit done
Fusion guns just sounds 50s lame.
>Groovelord and Funkstealers. >Some say they are controlled by an entity, Hive Daddy.oh god make it happen
>>20114167>Hive Fleet Boogie
>after years of intensive study, inquisitor kryptman discovered the way trygons and morgons cause earthquakes>their extra fresh dancing style seems to be responsible of this>because they are burried deep whitin the earth, nobody was able to see or copy this style, but experts theorize that no human beeing could hope to archive it anyway
>Pic related, 80's lamethe carnifex was'nt designed till about 1995.........
>>20114548implying this isn't 80s lame
All seem to be under the control of a hive leadership node... Some kind of...Jive Tyrant
>>20114537Now that's funky.
>>20114537We need a genestealer magus with a bitchin brood ride and cain.Also a jive tyrant.
>>20114548Well now don't I look silly?
>>20114586well, given disco was at its hayday in 1977, and died out by about '81, ys, particularly silly.but dont let that stop a brother gettin' down with the jive, man. or something like that.
>>20114620Well it's either this or hair metal tyranids. Or worse: hip hop tyranids.
Hey man, take some of this bio-acid, man! It's all natural, dude!
>>20114581>jive tyrantOHGODMYSIDES
>>20114638Oh man, you guys are killing me.>"Come back to my place later dude, we'll totally call up some bio-whores".
>>20114633Hair Metal Tyranids?In yellow spandex?My God. How will the Dark Eldar match that?No, really. I challenge anyone to watch this, and keep a straight face: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn6S7IJ3i_I yes, he is wearing a codpeice, and a pair of chromed buzzsaw blades on his arms...
pretty sure George Clinton is a xeno
>>20114677I lasted 23 seconds. Fuck me that's brilliant.
>>20114679With a face like that? Impossible.
>>20114677The Hairmonculus will be hired to create a worthy challenger.
>>20114698I managed 38 seconds...Ah, Blackie Lawless, your fashion sense is wonderful.
>>20114677About 40 seconds, until I spotted the circular saw (??) in his arms.
don't you die on me!
>>20112142The safest place to be when facing it (Tyranid Pic) is right in front of its mouth. It can't reach you with its claws that have a very limited range of motion.
80's zoanthrprph next!
>>2011585090's
>>20115874shut up
>>20113063This syncs up with any music you're playing. Just try it.
Is this being archived. We must continue. We can't let the groove die
>>20115850does he seriously have a dripping stinger penis
>>20115874Rave Zoanthropes Emanating looping beats and spewing Acid pills, they burst the minds of millions in ecstasy, most notably when an entire Craftworld went down, a yellow smiling face imprinted in their minds until death.
>>2011467738 seconds
>>20114677Damn it, that face at 0:36...
>>20114677kept a straight face the entire video, sorry try harder.
>>20114586>Soulifex.jpg
My fucking sides are killing me, bless you /tg/.
>>20116266IM DR ROCKZOANTHROPETHE ROCK'N'ROLLANTHROPEI S-S-S-ECRETE C-C-C-COCAINE
>>20116266>>20116290
>>20116266WHOA!YEAH!KICKSTART MY HEART GIVE IT A START
>>20112913You're an idiot. Disco was in the 70's
>>20116391Since when do the facts get in the way of /tg/'s fun?
>>20114677>mfw the guy on the motorcycle (the frontman, Blackie Lawless) helped raise me when I was really youngthank god i became a grunger
>>20112199 Are you kidding me? 80's Carnifex is BEST Carnifex.
ALL THE SWAGALL THE BITCHES
>>20116467>he didn't read the thread
>>20116391wrong, disco is eternal
>>20116391>>20116804Even in death I still boogie.
>Dear diary>Today, ops thread was jacked, and the jacking was hilarious
>>20116902I know I'm veering away from the glory of Disco, but that model's color and afro looks so much like a SM version of Hugo from Street Fighter 3
>>20116967>Tau girl, wat do becomes the story of Blue, the tau that was mistaken for a blue grot by some orks>Thread bitching about old artwork in 40K becomes the Soulifex Brothers/tg/ confirmed yet again for best board.
>>20113129http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtJlFTo1L6QWill this suffice?
>>20117074Yes. If only it were longer.
>>20117109Set up a loop. It's also unlisted. Wouldn't feel proper about taking credit from you gents.
>>20117074I came, I saw, I heard, I came.
>>20117129
>>20112142All 40k fusion guns should be called laser guns with the "fusion" rule renamed "fusing". Fusion just sounds 90's lame.
>>20112600I know right
>>20117074Wait, did the Soulifex Brothers merge into on Discofex? And OP was complaining that 40K had no fusion in it.
>>20117025But only when derailing.
>>20117290CAN'T YOU READ?!IT'S A JIVE TYRANT
>>20117296WELL EXCUUUUUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS! I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST DANCING FOR THE JIVE TYRANT!And now I really want to see a showdown between the Disco Marines and the Boogie Brood.
AAAAWWW YEAAAAAAH
CHAOS SPACE MARINES IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER
bump!
whats going on in this thread?
Now I can't help but wonder how Warhammer 40k would've turned out if it was developed in the 70s, instead of 80s and was influenced by disco and stoner proto-metal, instead of 80s thrash and punk rock.
>this thread
IT BEGINS
best thread ever
Get back, bitches!Because the Pimpiest Groovelord in all the Hive Fleet's has arrived!>>Cue this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhw_zbvxvb4
>>20112142not all of us were born in the 2000s like you.
>>20119537>>posted the unfinished one. Idiotic me.
>>201145481992
THIS THREAD NEEDS BUMPING
I'll bump, just because of the Groovelord.
So we're all okay with calling them the Boogie Brood, right?
>>20121222Boogie Brood of Hive Fleet FunkFucking fund it
Bumpin this awesome thread. Since we are on the topic of Tyranids, may I ask for thoughts on my 6th edition list?HQHive TyrantWings, 2x TL Devourer, Hive Commander -285 ptsWarrior PrimeScything Talons, Deathspitter -85 ptsTroops10x Termagants w/ Devourers -100 pts26x Hormagaunts w/ Adrenal Glands -208 pts25x Hormagaunts w/ Adrenal Glands -200 ptsElitesThe Doom of Malan'tai + Spore -130 pts10x Ymgarl Genestealers -230 pts10x Ymgarl Genestealers -230 ptsHeavy Support2x Carnifex w/ TL Devourer, Stranglethorn Cannon- 390 pts3x Biovore -135 ptsTotal 1993 ptsThe idea is to march the Hormagaunts across the field followed by the Carnifexes and Biovores. Everything else is reserved(Termagants are outflanked with Hive Commander onto an objective). Genestealers pop out of area terrain, and charge immediately, taking out vehicles(they can move and assault out of reserve, it says specifically so in the codex). Infantry out of their metal boxes get shredded by Doom and Biovores. Big threats are dealt with by the Monstrous Creatures. Thoughts?
>>20119578Aren't Broodlords actually pimps in the fluff, with bling and limos and stuff?
>>20121330Old fluff, from what I hear.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuhqoZvyntAForgettable game, unforgettable minor villain theme.
>>20115808That's not so. They spit plasma as well
>>20121305Ymarlg stealers are special character unit. You can only have one unit of them
>>20121305Not bad on paper, but fex's aren't good in CC except for popping tanks.
>>20121505No, they aren't listed as unique in the codex.
So, if thriller and other halloween themed songs are for necrons, and funk is for tyranids, how about the rest of 40k?>Songhammer 40k>Classical Eldars?>Choir Sisters?>Rap Orks?
>>20121578Orks are rok, ya git! Shit, they even look like giant green punkrockers in half their artwork. Tau would be techno, I think.Of course, this ignores the fact that there's both Disco Marines and Disco Tau out there already. Why don't we just have Discohammer 40K instead?
>>20121578>orks>rapNah mang, it's all about that metal.
>IOM themehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEJ8lpCQbyw
>>20121578>Eldar are atonal bullshit>Dark Eldar are actual dubstep playing so loudly they need new speakers *made of freshly hewn vocal cords* constantly>Space marines are orchestral music, and several chapters secretly enjoy choreographing their battles to their favorite movements>Orks are shitty garage band rock that somehow sounds professionally recorded>Tyranids are chiptunes. Really clicky ones>Tau are electronic instead of that "ohsoasia" shit in Dawn of WarNot gonna bother with chaos. Fuck those guys. Imperial guard? Why would they give a shit about music, they're about to get mulched by anything more threatening than a rabbit.
How Space Wolves see themselves:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8XIW_jUa-kHow /tg/ sees Space Wolves:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkR2bprlvjM
>>20121578
>>20121716I laughed. Mostly at the recommended videos and comments on the second vid, but I laughed.Logan Grimwolf, high wolf wolf of the wolf order, wolfs into battle with wolf at wolf wolf, >to that
>>20121620also dub step noise marines, THIS SILENCE OFFENDS SLANESH! WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
>>20121662IG has Choirs
>>20121906I thought they just shouted along to military marches.
Obviously the theme for the Aeronautica.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPYF2p-cGx8
>>20121922http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTs6a0ORdQU
The Eldar are obviously j-pop.
>>20121716>How /tg/ sees Space Wolves:>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t055x6rvW0FTFY
>>20121829Dirge of Slaanesh > Slaanesh dubstephttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsGRsDe3iRw
>>20121752No surprise they all sound like Lemmy.
>>20122087The eldar are hair/speed metal, look at that album art, tell me that's not eldar as fuck.
>>20124689Now come on, that's just too cool.
>>20124689When did a living saint steal Doomriders bike?
>>20124733>too coolWas that not part of why the eldar fell? That they were too much of everything an organic being can be?
>>20124689Obviously this must be a relatively good idea of what the theme should be:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_JqOvSa238Also, BULLSHIT, >>20121662Why? The IG obviously listen to every Sabaton song ever, Orks are Punk (as in Dead Kennedys), and Dark Eldar are Aggrotech enthusiasts. Seriously, they even dress like typical Cybergoths.Orchestral? Fuck that, Marines obviously keep Overkill by Motorhead on loop.
>>20125106>CybergothsI fucking hate that term.
threads like this one are what keep me coming back to /tg/
>>20125106Okay, you got me, I just couldn't think of anything for IG.Choirs work pretty damn well for them.I think Overhead would be in Ork domain, though.How'd I do on the rest, though?
>>20126531>OverheadWELL LOOKS LIKE I'M BUMPING THIS THREAD TWICEoverkill*
>>20121970That's exactly what I was talking about.
I'm so glad to have been apart of this thread.I love you /tg/
>>20126948>Scraplootas>Boogie Brood of Hive Fleet FunkToday is a good day for xeno fans. After so many custom /tg/ SM chapters, it's nice to see some other 40K races get some love. Now if only we could flesh out the lazy Eldar Craftworld that followed the Aspect of The Dude a little more.
Surrender to the greater electronica!
>>20127156FOR THE GREATER UNTZ
So something like this maybe?I could get used to this.
>>20127259Nonsense, Daft Punk are techpreists.
>>20127301>implying Daft Punk are human under those helmets
>>20125106>>20125106>DEldar>aggrotechI'm okay with this.
>>20127259I think the Silver helmet would be a better fit, but yeah. That.
>>20127301But all the flashy lights!Oh fine. I guess the tau would all wear funky neon lighted headphones and other neon accessories? That'd be pretty damn cool to.
Eldar -> Bowie
>>20125106>Dark Eldar are Aggrotech enthusiasts. Seriously, they even dress like typical Cybergoths.Urgh. I wish that wasn't true, but it is. Fucking Cybergoths.The music is good. The people are NOT.
>>20129111that's because they happen to be huge weeaboo shitstains. But the basic concept behind their looks (post-industrial civilization creates monsters) is not any less retarded than the one behind other subcultures. And it's pretty cool to dress as a vampire shadowrunner, provided it's done well.
>>20129308>any lessor any more
>>20124689Wasn't the Emperor himself based off of that song?
>>20129500Considering that that album was released 1990 and 40k was published in 1987 (and that rulebook included the Emperor), I'm going with 'no'.
