HARDER, BUTLER, SWAGGIER, FASTER.Into every generation a Butler is born: one man in all the world, a Chosen One. He alone will wield the swag and skill to catch the ladies, dames, and the armies of bitches; to get into their hearts and to add them to the family.He is Hayate, The Combat Butler.>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-And then you found it.A little green button, glowing faintly under a thick layer of grease."Found a button." you tell Ursula as you wipe away the grease and dirt to reveal it further.She walks around beside you, studying the little glowing thing.As the two of you deliberated whether to press it, Mio sweeps in and does so with the scabbard of her sword."A button must always be pushed! Hahaha!"*hssssssssssssss*the sound of pnuematic systems activating after a long time greets you.The top of the table splits in half and moves to the sides as something rises up from inside.The three of you watch dumbfounded as there, rising on a platform, wires and cables connected to her body, a green haired girl, no a robot, is revealed.>apologies for being late, had lunch with the maternal unit
>>20171384Swicked. Now if only certain parties didn't waste our AI on a device....Let's insert the key and see what happens?
rolled 87 = 87>>20171384Hey cool we get our own robot....oh yeah. FUCK YEAH MSQ!>wtf captcha really?
fuck yeah
>>20171426I like this idea of trying the key first. If it doesn't work, we can always show Robot Girl to Ursula and see what our other Engel can do for her.
You step closer to examine this find.The girl, no, the robot, one with shoulder length green hair and weird things over her ears lay there unmoving.The numerous cables connected to her body hissing and sizzling for some unknown purpose.Her left arm was missing from the elbow down, wiring and pistons exposed from where it was separated from the body.Ursula sees this and retrieves something from her Device's storage.It's the arm you found here and gave to her.The robotic limb lines up perfectly with the missing appendage, and she puts it near the robot for possible reattachment later."Sooo... Hayate, I didn't know you were hiding another girl.. and quite the looker too" Mio smirks as she studies the robot [gynoid?]."I wasn't!""Just kidding hun." she winks at you. "So, can we wake her up?" she asks the German."We can try." She goes about finding a way to bring the girl to life.**ROLL FOR STUDYING ROBOT GIRL**>considering the first five
>>20171464Ursula's in the room with us.Might as well try the key on it.>>20171426We still might need to put Naru in it, the whole AI corruption issue that Hayate doesn't know about yet.
rolled 95 = 95>>20171501And my roll.
rolled 84 = 84>>20171501Well then.
rolled 30 = 30>>20171501
rolled 58 = 58>>20171501Robot studying games.
rolled 47 = 47>>20171501One more.
rolled 13 = 13Did you get that thing I sent you?
>>20171513"She has a really nice rack, oh and a key hole."
>>20171513The three of you try and find a way to get her to start, looking for a switch, a knob, anything.You turn her to her side, carefully to avoid disconnecting the wires snaking into ports on her body, and search her back.There, in between her shoulder blades, you find a hole ringed with an ornate bronze plate.It's not another one of the numerous ports on her, those were regular silver sockets.No, this one looks like a keyhole.And the design around it matches that wind-up key you got from Evangeline at your party."You don't think..." Ursula asks as she studies the hole."Possibly." you answer as you take the key from inside your jacket.You insert the key carefully and give it a turn.**ROLLEM**>you must beat a 95 within 5 rolls>a 90+ grants you another chance
rolled 21 = 21>>20171658oh boy
rolled 25 = 25>>20171658Here comes the 1
rolled 36 = 36Oh yeah. Turn that key!
rolled 76 = 76Against my better judgement...
rolled 80 = 80>>20171658Oh bugger.
>>20171658Shit I stole the last post and we'll never get a chance again!
rolled 82 = 82>>20171658H- here I go!
>>20171679>>20171682>>20171690>>20171692>>20171693FUCK. The rolls were getting better, just not good enough.
rolled 73 = 73They're getting better.
rolled 54 = 54>>20171682Are you satisfied with this failure?
rolled 13 = 13>>20171695Didn't even matter...
rolled 55 = 55>>20171658Damn shame.
rolled 73 = 73>>20171695>>20171693>>20171690>>20171682>>20171679Well, damn.
rolled 20 = 20>>20171658Looks like our gynoid will probably need some more work before she's functional. No worries: if anyone can get her working, it's Ursula.
rolled 100 = 100>>20171384Fuck ye... fuck yeah
>>20171798DAMN IT FRITZ, YOU COULDN'T HAVE SHOWN UP WITH THAT WHEN WE NEEDED IT?
rolled 66 = 66>>20171798If only… I don't know how many people hadn't rolled.
>>20171798You're late, Fritz! Where were you when we needed that 100?!Go and throw yourself on a hand grenade!
rolled 1 = 1>>20171814FUCK NO I COULDN'T HAVE FUCKING DEAL WITH IT YO.
>>20171828>>20171798That was beautiful.
rolled 85 = 85>>20171828>>20171798HAHA!
The key creaked inside the mechanism, gears grinding within.After about 2 and a half turns, the key stops and you can't move it anymore."So, anything happen?" Mio asks"I dunno..."You study the robot for activity or movement, but she remains immobile."I think she needs some repairs done on her first." Ursula tells you."This isnt exactly my field of expertise but I know a couple of people down in R&D that could help.""You think they can spare some time to look at her?""Im sure one of the Hakases could spare some time. Those two are often just playing around anyway."She said Hakase, professor, in Japanese, weird seeing as the translator should be running perfectly."Professors?""Well they are professors. I'll try and introduce you to them. Maybe get them to come this evening.""That would be great. Maybe we can fix up our new friend here."-----------------------------------------------------------------The lunch break over, you and your family head back to classes and duties.In class, the Dude once again tells you that the missions would be upped in difficulty."Looks like all of you are ready for some harder shit. Haha. The simulations I've been putting you through sure have paid off. This afternoon, I'll do just that and give you a taste of a gamma level scenario. I'll also be lifting the pain limiters to give you kiddies a harder challenge."He taps the podium and the world around you disintegrates.
>>20171871Hakase Hakase Hakase? Also, attempt to insert penis into keyhole, see if that activates the gynoid.
>>20171871Oh god yes! Everyone make stupid choices, they can only turn out well here.
>>20171962By 'well', you mean end in horrible pain and with very little to no gain, even as the counter towards PLOT and TIME SKIP edges ever closer to zero?
>>20171745You know, I think if nothing else, that's pretty illustrative of how our shitty dice roller works. If each roll was truly random, the chance of each successive post being a higher roll than the last would have diminished as the results increased. Second roll had a 79% chance of beating a 21, third roll had a 75% chance of beating the second, then a 64% chance, then a 24% chance, then a 20% chance by the end of 00:33, going into 00:34.Not like we didn't already KNOW it wasn't really random, but this is just ridiculous.
You find yourself in the middle of a warzone.All around you knights on dragons fought giants made of steel.As you stood there, exposed in the middle of the battlefield, a dragonrider spots you and swoops down to attack, his beast belching flame.WAT DO?
rolled 79 = 79>>20172054HAT THE DRAGON
>>20172054Expand a teacup to cover the dragon's mouth and head, and tea laser the knight off of his mount.pic related
>>20172054TANK
>>20172054JOOR ZAH FRULDRAGONREND!
rolled 66 = 66>>20172083This.
>>20172054Hat the dragon with a viking helm.
Teacup ourselves and our friends.
>>20172054for some unknown reason, you quickly pull out a hat [a viking helm to be exact] and throw it at the dragon's head.It misses and leaves you wide open to be bathed in flame.*BWAAAAAAAAAAH*Pain, excruciating pain.Your suit, though unburned, lets the heat through inside, burning you.Your hair, now aflame, thrathens to boild your brain.You drop on the ground and roll, desperately trying to put out the flames."KRAUS! WATER PLEASE!"Your device does just that and bathes you in a torrent of life-saving water.Still steaming, you lay prone and watch as the dragon-rider and his beast fly off, thinking that you were dead.Reaching quickly into your pack, limbs racked with pain, you pull out some healing blue.The third and second degree burns heal but still leave you with intense pain, moving will be difficult for a little bit more.WAT DO?
>>20172277Well we deserved that one.Find cover.
>>20172277Well, that was embarrassingly stupid. Find cover, ask the Dude if we're supposed to aid the steel giants, or if we're supposed to clear the battlefield.
rolled 37 = 37>>20172277HAT THE DRAGON
Deploy war-mode ted.Dragon? Meet technosaurus rex.
>>20172277Figure out what the fuck we're supposed to be doing. Just surviving?
>>20172277Fine be like that. Let's do the smart thing and summon Battle Ted and start fucking shit up.
>>20172329>>20172338No, the smart thing is to find out what our mission objective is, before painting a huge target on ourselves.
>>20172347We'll be painting a huge target on Ted.
rolled 32 = 32>>20172310Excellent idea.
>>20172313Go sit on a dragon dildo.
rolled 65 = 65>>20172277FUCK EVERYTHING EVER
Come to think of it... why are we never given mission briefings? I mean that seems like a huge oversight, especially considering that these simulations are for trainees.
>>20172277'Dude! What the hell am I supposed to do here?' you ask as you lay there, pretending to be dead.'Oh. Did I forget to give you your objectives? Hahah, anyway, you have to secure the princess of the Helic kingdom and bring her to the extraction point. The kingdom is at war right now, so you can't just waltz into the castle like it's n no one's business. You must find a way to get inside. Minimalize damage, majaik use unrestricted.''But which side is the Helic forces? I'm in the middle of the battlefield right now!''Oh, yeah, that. Well, those dragonriders, those are Helic knights. The other side with the golems would be the Zenebas Empire.''That's it?''Yep. Just... Just try not to get killed. It'll hurt like a dick. Haha'The connection cuts right after that.WAT DO?
>>20172421We're given them. It's just this time that we weren't
>>20172425File a request with Bureau HQ to never allow The Dude to be our commanding officer.
rolled 93 = 93>>20172425FUCK EVERYTHING
>>20172425This is just the instructors way of getting back at the Ayasaki's for all of the hatting we've done, isn't it?Anyway, we should actually be able to do this pretty easily.Use Invisibility, then pop open a tray and fly above the battlefield. Find the castle, then head towards it at maximum speed. We find the girl, then we leave.
>>20172425Do what the UN outlawed, kill a Helic warrior and steal their armor. First and foremost we need to blend in.
>>20172463The strikers would be faster, but this is a good plan
>>20172477>>20172463You activate your invisibility and fly up over the battlefield using your strikers.Not wanting to waste time trying to infiltrate the forces of your target, you aim to use a run and grab plan.Looking towards the horizon from where the dragons are coming from, you think you see the tips of a castle's towers.You've found your target.**ROLL FOR FLYING/EVASION**>taking 5th
rolled 19 = 19>>20172614Once we arrive we can hide while our familiars find the target.
rolled 57 = 57>>20172614
rolled 61 = 61>>20172614
rolled 33 = 33>>20172614And failure.
rolled 49 = 49>>20172614ROLLAN
rolled 40 = 40>>20172614Flying has always ended badly for us...
>>20172724Strikers have always ended badly for us.Except when we raced yaegertits.It's part of the universe saying we aren't enough of a pretty girl to fly with airplane legs.
>>20172794>Hayate>not enough of a pretty girlWhat the hell have you been smoking? We make a VERY pretty girl.
>>20172794>It's part of the universe saying we aren't enough of a pretty girl to fly with airplane legs.We should test that, by seeing if Susan is a better Strike Witch than Hayate.
>>20172811Yes, but are we prettier than Susan, who IS Hayate as a real girl.
>>20172720After a few close calls, narrowly evading crashing into some dragons, you manage to make it to the castle you saw from the distance.It was an impressive structure, one of towering minarets and thick, well protected walls.All-over the grounds, knights in gleaming white armor stood guard with their weapons drawn.And on the walls were rows upon rows of archers ready to repel the enemy.WAT DO?
>>20172833Drop a spread of Molotov, cause some chaos as we search for the princess.
>>20172833Activate invisibility, don't raise the alarm as we look to find the princess' quarters.
rolled 30 = 30>>20172833>invisibility>All-over the grounds, knights in gleaming white armor stood guard with their weapons drawn.And on the walls were rows upon rows of archers ready to repel the enemy.>invisibilityWhy do we care again?Anyways get into castle begin the hunt for princess.
>>20172853>cause chaos>which would result in increased security around the princessWhy are you trying to fail?
>>20172833Set up two explosions by either: one of the less guarded walls, or if they have a silo within the walls there.Then when people go to put it out detonate a second explosion just outside of the expected blast radius.
>>20172870Because I'm tired, fuck you.
>>20172833FLY INTO A WINDOWfind that cunt of a princess and get out of here.
>>20172895Yeah, it's starting to show. It's kind of obvious, what with the impaired judgement and all.But at least you've got an excuse; I don't know what's this guy's problem >>20172883
Why not hide and get Raul to scout?
>>20172934We can have Daniil and Raul do some scouting, but we can do a quick pass around the towers to see if we can find the princess first. If that fails, then we can send our familiars to scout.
Guys, how are we going to get the princess to get in our teacup? I don't think we have any rope to tie her up with.
>>20172928Silos are used to store food, and you need to eat every so often, so burning the storehouse would create a distraction, making it easier to get in.2nd charge because we haven't killed enough npc's and I need to compensate for my tiny penis.
>>20172987Lullaby Music Attack.
Doing a quick scouting flight around the castle, after switching to a saucer for silent flight, you try and find the location of your target.The windows of the place, though at war, were wide open, not a shutter or bar protecting them.Near the ground, the troops still stood at the ready, dragons resting up on the parapets waiting to replace those at the front-lines.In one of the tallest towers, you spy through a window, a black haired beauty in a white robe, a crown upon her head.Flying closer, trying to see if she was indeed your target, you hear a knock on her door."Princess, the third wave will be ready in 10 minutes." said a voice from outside."Very well, ready my armor and my mount, I will go with our men. We shall show these Zenebas dogs our might."She answers with surprising strength in her voice.PRINCESS FOUND. WAT DO?
>>20172987Licorice rope and we just carry her out.Or we get a bag toss her in and fly out like Santa Claus.
>>20173020>making it easier to get in.We're flying while invisible and able to enter through one of the towers. There's no need for a distraction.
>>20173033Take out of our violin, begin playing a lullaby.Once she's asleep, we scoop her up and high-tail it out of here while invisible.
rolled 1 = 1>>20173033Get in. Knock her out. Move on to evac point. No point in wasting time here.
>>20173033Can Kraus generate crazy purple knockout gas?How about chloroform?
rolled 82 = 82>>20173065Neat.
>>20173027>>20173049Brilliant!
>>20173033Half loaf of dwarf bread in a sock as an impromptu blackjack, apply to the back of her head.Should knock her right out.
rolled 33 = 33>>20173033Make an invisible clone, have the clone appear in front of her and do something really incredibly silly, like juggle cats or something.Then CQC her and knock her the fuck out while she's distracted.
>>20173033You whip out your violin and try to put her to sleep using music.A risky plan true, as the guards right below you might hear it and notice you, but it's the easiest way of knocking her out for transport.You play a lullaby, one powered by the memories of great sleep in your bed surrounded by the girls.**rollem** taking the 5th
rolled 35 = 35>>20173281Here's to sweeping a princess off her feet.
rolled 35 = 35>>20173281Welp
rolled 97 = 97>>20173281My roll will be the roll that will waifu the girl.
rolled 6 = 6>>20173281Hey if it don't work we can always beat her with it.
rolled 48 = 48>>20173281Doom. Doom on us.
rolled 52 = 52*Honk*
rolled 35 = 35>>20173314It would have, if more had rolled sooner.
>>20173318Well shit. Looks like tonight's seed wants to see us fail.
>>20173318She falls asleep as expected, and luckily enough, the troops below did not hear your soft playing over the trumpeting of dragons.now ready to pick her up, you ready a second saucer and a cup to keep her in.Stepping of your saucer, the invisibility still on, you alight on the window's threshhold*KZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!*Two kajillion volts course through you like lightning on demand.Your limbs spasm and buckle, the invisibility dropping.The blue flash of electricity is noticed by those below and you are spotted."INTRUDER!!!!"Bowmen notch their arrows to attack.WAT DO?
>>20173488tray or cup behind us to block any arrows.
>>20173488Notched arrows pointed at us? Guards running up the stairs?We have our Mark so we just need to bug the fuck out.Start flying and suppress the ground forces with paintballs.
>>20173488A trap? Shit, we should have checked.Fuck it, we've been found out. We're still recovering, so put up a tray shield and pull out Jakob. Have him go Laplace and hand him the Molotov paintball gun to disperse the archers.Have Lo come out and barricade the door. Then bring them all back in, get on a saucer with a teacup over us and the princess, and fly out while invisible.
>>20173488>Two kajillion volts course through you like lightning on demand.>Your limbs spasm and buckle, the invisibility dropping.God.. Fucking...Damnit...
>>20173488Drop back, invis and send our clone out to distract them then we get our strikers out and fly the princess to the rendezvous point.
>>20173488Hold the sleepy princess at knifepoint.
>>20173633We're trying to get out of here, not get held back in some shitty hostage situation.
>>20173676It's like you've never heard the phrase "meatshield".
>>20173600>>20173566I like these two ideas.
>>20173719But why use our target, who we're supposed to get out alive, as a meat shield when we can make our escape via flight and invisibility?
>>20173743Because they want her alive as much as we do and probably won't shoot at her? Because they know we're here anyway? Because we can't turn HER invisible?
>>20173566Still struggling against the spasms caused by the electricity, you release Lo and J.J, using your paintball guns, fires down at the archers from a saucer to suppress them.Lo Jumps into the room and barricades the door.You fall into the room, still struggling with the pain of a billion volts, and crawl towards the princess on the floor.A quick drink of healing blue saves you and allows you to regain control on your body.Grabbing the princess, with knights banging on the doors as Lo held it back, you jump out of the window and into the waiting teacup."Guys! Come back!" you call out to your two familiars.Lo jumps onto the saucer J was on, and you cover them with another teacup.Arrows plink against the silver barriers as you flew blindly away form the castle.In the distance, you hear the roaring of dragons as they took off from their perches to chase after you.WAT DO>add a roll>taking 3rd
rolled 18 = 18>>20173764this>>20173600
rolled 62 = 62>>20173764Cigar smoke cover.
rolled 42 = 42>>20173764release molotov and create a fine mist, when the dragons fly into it, BOOM!
rolled 29 = 29>>20173764Use Walls of Havanna to make us invisible and use a mister created by Kraus to spread out some Molotov.When the dragons enter the smoke cloud/Molotov mist, detonate it.
rolled 58 = 58>>20173764Make a clone and turn ourselves invisible, trying to hide the princess as much as possible. Send the in a different direction using strikers, carrying a person-sized keg of molotov.
>>20173820Actually, if we're in contact with a person, we can make them invisible too.We did that with Erica when we took the Melmo candies and were pranking everyone.
>>20173814>>20173791I like this tactic
>>20173791You pop a clone and have him fly off on a different saucer.He has bolters in his hands and draws off the pursuing dragons.You recall J and Lo and activ ate invisibility for yourself, flying towards the Evac point that Kraus only knows.--------------------------------------------------------------->Hayate BThe bolters do well and bring down two of the large beasts flying after you, the riders panicking as they and their mounts plummet out of the sky.But still, there are more chasing you.They pull out their swords, as if to enact a cavalry charge, and point them at you.Bolts of lightning dance in the sky as tongues of flame erupt from the dragons' mouths.You swerve and duck trying to avoid them but some fire and lightning still get you.Searing pain, numbing shock.Now that the pain limiter has been lifted, you feel these in full.Nerves crying out, muscles spasming, you fight on trying to buy the other you some more time.Caught in between a dragon and a bolt of lightning, barely conscious, you plummet to the ground below.------------------------------------------------------->Hayate AEach hit on your clone reverberates through you, the pain he felt shared across your bodies.Lightning, fire, he got hit by these as he desperately bought you time.He's hit bad, this you can tell, and you almost lose consciousness just form the pain."KRAUS! HOW FAR AWAY ARE WE?!" you scream inside the teacup."AT THIS SPEED? FIVE MORE FUCKING MINUTES!""WE DON'T HAVE FIVE MINUTES!!"WAT DO?
>>20173913Can't we just cancel the clone?
>>20173913Despawn clone, j and lo then pop our strikers on and gun it.
>>20173913Dismiss the clone before the pain feedback gets any worse.Return Jakob and Lo to their hats, then switch out from the saucer to the Strikers, then put on the speed while activating any remaining invisibility. We need to get to the extraction point fast.Once there, we can cover ourselves in a teacup and wait for the Stargate.
>>20173913Cancel the clone and summon mecha ted. With his boosters we'll make it.
>>20173913You cancel your clone before the feedback gets any worse and jump out of your teacup with the princess in your arms.Putting the strikers on from Kraus' storage, you wing it as fast as you can towards the extraction point.Pushing as much majaik as you could into the engines, hoping they don't flood or crap out on you, you rocket across the skies of that strange land."STOP!" Kraus tells you as you reach the extraction point, the middle of an open field."How long till we get pulled out?""THEY'RE DIALING IN ON US RIGHT NOW!"Still invisible, you feel the girl in your arms begin to wake up."MY KNIGHTS COME TO ME!" she yells out as your invisibility is forced off.Around you, dozens of dragons pop into the out of nowhere."I know not who you are, nor do I know what you plan to do with me. But I shall tell you this. We, those of the Helic kingdom, shall not let you get away with this." The girl in your arm tells youWAT DO>?
>>20174033"Sorry princess, but I've got my orders. "Please say hello to my little friend, Theodore Rexington."Get Mecha-Ted out here to hold off the dragons while we tie up the princess in licorice ropes.
>>20174033All we have to do buy time.Pull out and gun pop one of the knights. Then put it to her head.If we die, she's missing good chunk of her head.
>>20174033gag her with taffy so she can't summon more help
>>20174033Kiss the goddamn princess so she shuts the hell up and can't cast anymore spells.
rolled 8 = 8>>20174033"Sorry, princess, but there isn't much you can do, now."Ted it up.
>>20174033"Fine... but before you kill me allow me to tell you who I am, and where I come from. Grant a doomed man his final wish to be remembered by someone..."
LG, can we have an actual debriefing by the Dude this time? Like, compare and contrast different methods used by different trainees, what we did wrong, what we did right, how we could have improved?I know you want to keep the Plot Train moving, but I think the Dude, and the other members of our class, could use some more characterization.
>>20174033"Well, excuuuse me, princess! I'm just doing my job and getting you the hell out of here."
>>20174033"Ted, you're up buddy!" you release your Trex and have Kraus put on his armor."Sorry princess, But I can't have you calling in anymore troops." You bind her hands and shut her mouth with silk scarves, immobilizing and silencing the defiant girl.Ted, now a flying, fighting marvel of both the futuristic and prehistoric worlds, tears into the dragons.His guns blazing and buzzsaws spinning, he disables the beasts one by one.**ROLL FOR EXTRACTION**
rolled 7 = 7>>20174194Beam me up, gob.
rolled 100 = 100>>20174194Come on, hurry up with those chevrons!
rolled 66 = 66>>20174194Fuck extraction I want to watch Ted wreck shit
>>20174203Well, okay.
Good enough, 100 is always a welcome sight.
>>20174203Flame crossed lasers.Claws met steel.Ted, born aloft by the two jet engines on him gave the dragons quite a fight.His weapons, offering a nice coverage of the sky, allowed him to face off against multiple enemies at once.By the 8th dragon he had taken out, you feel a familiar sensation.It's the stargate pulling you out."Ted, come back buddy! our ride's here!"he unloads one final barrage of missiles and he flies back to your side.---------------------------------------------------------------You find yourself back in your seat, the classroom still surprisingly empty.The dude stood next to you, chugging his customary carton of milk."So Kid, tell me, what made you do what you did back there?"WAT SAY>?
>>20174285forgot the image
rolled 69 = 69>>20174285"Orders. But with this line of questioning I'm guessing I should have thought it a little more about it. Like I just got played to work for the wrong side or something along those lines."
>>20174285I followed the orders you supplied and attempted to follow them in the most efficient and easiest manner possible.Both sides appeared hostile and not interested in determining if I was an enemy or ally before attacking so I decided to finish the mission
>>20174285"I was ordered to extract the princess, so I did?"When I heard the princess saying that she was going to go out to fight herself, I knew that I needed to be more direct if I wanted to do this without having the princess getting involved on that battlefield."
>>20174285"Well the princess was going to join the battle so I knew I needed to move on her while she was still unarmed, then I got hit by lightning. After that it was more or less survival instinct."
Wait.Crap.Maybe there was more than one princess, and we kidnapped the wrong one, like in some goofy Disney movie?
>>20174285"Your exact words were "secure the princess of the Helic kingdom and bring her to the extraction point", so I did that. When my stealthy approach failed, and people attacked me, I fought them off."
>>20174354Then the orders should have been clear on who our target was. We were secure the princess of the Helic kingdom, and thats what we did.
First time on /tg/ and wut?
>>20174369Don't even ask. Things have been twisted and changed.
>>20174369You grew a pair, got turned into a magical girl and won just about everything.Not in that order
>>20174369http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17959606/
>>20174285"I was ordered to extract the princess, so I did. When I heard the princess saying that she was going to go out to fight herself, I knew that I needed to be more direct if I wanted to do this without having the princess getting involved on that battlefield."You answered plainly."And you chose to engage in combat because...?""to defend myself.""Ahuh. although It was a bit of my own oversight that dropped you into the field without any information, I must admit that your actions of subterfuge and combat were surprisingly impractical.""...?" you tilt your head at the dude."Have you not thought of trying diplomacy?"".. the thought did not occur to me.""Ahaha, I see. Well, Sakura and Hinagiku did, and they finished their missions with almost no bloodshed.""That seems to be quite like them I suppose.""Then there was Keima. He played both sides and escalated the war until he could sweep in and retrieve the princess.""I see..""And then there was Sousuke. Fucking Sousuke.. Do you know what he did?""No.."
"He allied himself with the enemy, and led the charge into the castle to capture the princess. Now, I'm not saying your choices earlier were wrong, I'm just saying that there are other ways to have accomplished the goals. While we do encourage operative independence, we also hope that your actions be the best for the situation and disrupt the localle as little as possible."The room dissolves again and you find yourself in the real classroom with your friends surrounding you."Okay kiddies, I know it's a little early but you are all dismissed. On Monday, I want you all to report here bright and early so we can begin our final week of training."Your friends file out of the room and the girls approach you.As you stood up to leave, the Dude calls you up to the front.**ROLLEM**>taking 5th
rolled 90 = 90>>20174500Uh oh. What now?
rolled 91 = 91>>20174500What I do? I didn't even hat anything this time. Not for lack of trying mind you.
rolled 30 = 30>>20174496>Keima further escalates the war, possibly leading to increased bloodshed and protracting the battle>Sousuke leads the assault on the castle himself>The Dude criticizes US for being impracticalYeah, Anon cannot abide.
rolled 86 = 86>>20174500Yay learning experiences!
rolled 59 = 59>>20174500Thanks for this, LG. I think it's really important that freedom of choice be highlighted, and that alternative paths were available.While we may be a Combat Butler, combat doesn't need to be our first or even second option. We don't have to be murderhobos.
rolled 68 = 68>>20174549Goddammit.We get 2 90's and an 86, and it's the 59 that gets used.
rolled 100 = 100>>20174549But we went into sneaking. Looking not to be caught, no combat, etc. Then that trap and everything went to hell.
rolled 66 = 66>>20174496To be fair the first fucking thing that happened to us was set on fire thanks to the guys we are supposed to be helping which doesn't exactly give the idea that diplomacy will work.We went in quiet until we had an issue with the trap which was the only thing we screwed up
>>20174549We don't really go murder hobo on everything anyway.We avoided combat and used subtlety until that failed.And prior to that we only fought if utterly necessary and sometimes we even refused to fight then or we went with planning and overwhelming firepower for those things that needed it
>>20174549"So, I hear you're shipping out tomorrow on Bureau duties.""Yeah. Just a short jump across Dimension to fetch some of the field trainees.""I see, I see. I'm jumping out too. Anyway, I just want to tell you to have fun out there, opportunities like this don't come very often.""Thanks.""Oh, and mike wanted me to tell you this...."you wait for whatever that message was."You're only supposed to comeback with THREE girls. Just three." the dude grins."I know.. I know.. I'll try and not pick up any hitchhikers.""Good lad. Now go back home with your girls and enjoy your weekend."he walks out of the door, leaving you alone by the podium.WAT DO?
>>20174604Did Mike ever get us that appointment with Stahl? We still need to get our data manipulation checked.Then check with Ursula to see if the various Professors here were of any help in repairing the robot.Otherwise, we have the pond, greenhouse, and bee hives to build.
>>20174604Talk to Keima. Vent about that FUCKING BULLSHIT DROPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLEFIELD GODDAMN DRAGONS WHAT mission.
>>20174622Oh, and we needed to contact Evangeline that we have some things of hers that she might want to pick up.She still owes us a spell ward reinforcement.
>>20174643Considering what he did in the sim, he'll probably just say that we should man up and deal with it.
>>20174604Let's ask Hina how she didn't get lit on fire and struck by lightning.
>>20174658It will still feel good to vent. We also haven't hit a flag in a while, he's probably getting complacent.
>>20174680I'd rather not. There's other things that I want to get to before we hit the timeskip, and I don't want to waste them on Keima, when he's going to be part of our field training team anyway.
>The setting is a giant sandbox.>And Im gonna build the best fucking castle even if it kills meAnd build it he did.
>>20174604Ask Negi if he can contact Evangeline for us and tell her we have some things of hers, then go visit our good buddy Stahl about our data manipulation abilities.Where's Lookout and his handy list? I feel like I'm forgetting something regarding the girls...
You head back to the girls waiting for you near the back and Erica asks."So what did he want?""Oh just pointers on my jump tomorrow.""I see.. Anyway, let's go home, you have that thing you need to build right?""yeah, but wait. How did you do with your simulations?""I got fried by dragons, had to fight my way across the land towards the castle and got bombarded by arrows." Erica tells you."I got burned, attacked by golems and almost got electrocuted. Luckily the bees saw the trap on the door." Susan says."I surrendered to the knight on the dragon and got to talk to the princess. I managed to convince her to come with me." Hina tells you."Ah... I see. I got burned, electrocuted, burned again, chased and swamped by dragons.""Shit was hard huh?" the German one says"Very."The four of you jump home, an hour before the others were to be dismissed.AT HOME, WAT DO?
>>20174779Contact Negi to see if Evangeline can come reinforce some wards and pick up some old things of hers she left around the house.Mentilate mike about when the hell we are supposed to go meet stahl about the data manipulation testingStart building our lake etc for Mandy and have kraus generate some fish to go in itAlso give Susan the broken watch so that she can go see cogbeard when he turns up
>>20174779Orgy.Kidding. Collect on Erica's debt. She'll be our (and Susan's) flirty maid while we're landscaping.
>>20174803>>20174799These sound good.We can make Erica serve dinner dressed like that tooHow about we get the fucking neko mode from Susan finally as well
>>20174799Can Kraus generate living fish? We may have to head into town after building it to pick up some fish and the library for a book on keeping them. Maybe ask Yuki if she's read anything about how to care for fish.
>>20174799'Mike.' you contact your handler as you and Susan head out back to get started on your gardening project 'When was I scheduled for that test with Stahl?''You were penciled in for Tomorrow, but with you going off-world it's been moved to Monday.''But I have therapy on Monday man.''Well, you can go to him after your session. The guy sends most of his time in his lab. No worries about coming in late.'"Okay man, thanks.''No problem.'Before you got started, you decide to collect on that bet with Erica."Hey Erica... remember that bet?""What bet?""That bet.""Ooooh.. THAT bet. yeah. why?" she asks innocently enough."Well, I aim to collect.""so I have to do it tomorrow?""Nope. This evening.." you pull out the maid outfit you got for her."You see... gardening can get quite tiring, and Susan and I could use some refreshments...""...""please?" you ask"okay.. okay.." she grabs the dress from you and heads off inside to change.WAT NAO?
>>20175012Contact Negi and see if Evangeline is about to pick up some of her possessions she left in the house and to reinforce the seals.We really do need to go back into the alchemy lab and check out what the potion was on that glass sliver, and go see Ryuu since we have finished the moonlight
>>20175012trade nekomode data with Susan.
>>20175063ThisA fucking thousand times this so that we get it over and done withThen >>20175045
>>20175045Didn't he test if we got the Moonlight right during the Bureau assault simulation?
>>20175070"Hey Susan... Before we begin, I was wondering mind if we traded data for Bunnymode and Nekomode?""Eh sure, I kinda miss the speed boost afterall." she replies."Okay Kraus please send her Bunnymode's data.""NAru, please copy Nekomode.""Done." Both Devices answer a few moments later."Cool, let me try this out." you say as you hold kraus out in front of you."NEKOMODE ON!"Susan, a few steps away activates Bunnymode at the same time
>>20175112Susan bunnymode is still a suit while our nekomode is still a slutty dating sim reject>>20175075Yep, he rained acid on us
>>20175112You find yourself in a blue dress, not as frilly as the bunnymode one, but still as embarrassingly short.Pink ribbons around your waist and on your chest finish the outift, as the cat ears on your head, and the tail sprouting on your back twitch.Susan, beside you, appears in a simple shirt and tie with shorts and a vest. On her head, the bunny ears move and sway in the breeze. "Still a dress? Dear brother, what am I to do about you?""Hey.. I didn;t pick this.""YOU SUBCONSCIOUS DID, TINKERBELL." Kraus, now the cat-ears on your head, answers."Okay.. okay.. damn, let's get to work."WHAT WILL THE POND/WATERWORKS BE LIKE?
>>20175165A stream leading into a small pond/lake
>>20175165A three- tiered raised rocky hill with a sloping stream and a gravel streambed.Surrounding ants done like one of those Nip Zen gardens.
>>20175241Seconding.
Deer-Chaser? Deer-Chaser.
>>20175275We're Japanese. One of those is a given.
>>20175295Yeah, but we have a western style castle.
Taking a spoon out to use as a shovel, you quickly begin to dig the outlines of a stream and a pond to which it will flow into.Susan on the other hand, went to work on a hive for the Beetanians.The two of you, sharing the same memories, worked fast and efficiently, seeing as how you both have extensive experience in working construction and landscaping jobs.The dig done, you open up the kit you got from the hardware store and begin to line the holes with the liner included with it.Susan now begins to assemble a hive shaped like a small castle.The bed lining done, you divert some water from the nearest pipe and feed it into the pond's pump.You add rocks and gravel to the stream and aquatic plants to the pond.AS you wait for the quick drying cement to finish curing, [takes 5 minutes], you wired up some underwater lighting and placed the larger boulders around the pond to create a more natural look.Near the head of the short stream, you erect a deerchaser you built earlier and have it set up to catch some of the flow from the pump hidden in between two of the largest boulders from the kit.Susan, now down with the wood work, begins to paint the hive.And you begin to add small details like plants and smaller stones to finish the natural look.About an hour later, and you are done.Susan, also finished with her hive, sets it on a short pole hammered into the ground."Well that was fast." Erica comments from where she was watching from the side."The kit was very easy to use." you tell her as you take the drink she offered."Should we turn it on?" Susan asks as she walks up to you with Mandy on her shoulder."Yeah, let's do that." you say as you walk towards the stream and turn it on using the control panel hidden under a rock.
Water begin to pump in through the two boulders like it was bubbling out of a spring.The deerchaser begins to sound it's melodic rhythm.Mandy, watching the pond fill up, has her eyes light up. "AMAAAAAAZING! Thank you! thank you! thank you!" she flies up to you to give you a hug."You are welcome. I'll try and get some fish in town soon to add to the pond. Maybe some carp and a couple of crayfish."As you studied your handiwork, and watched Mandy dive into the still-filling pond, Kraus alerts you."HEY FUCKSHIT. YOU GOT A CALL. IT'S THAT JEWELRY LADY."
>>20175353'Bout damn time we got that watch fixed.Not because of plot or awesome timestop, but because it makes it so much easier to not wake up the girls in the morning if we can teleport.
"Please put her through for me Kraus." you tell your device, and his voice is replaced by that of the lady form the jewelry store."Hello, you asked me to call you if Cogbeard came in right?""Yes. Is he there?" you ask"Yeah, he is. But he doesn't seem to be in a very good mood and looks like he's about to head out any minute now... if you need him please come immediately.""Please hold him as long as you can, I will be there in an instant." you tell her as you kill the connection."Hey, I'm popping into town for a bit. You girls want to come?" you ask the two there."Lemme get Hina!" Erica says as she runs inside the house."So... Cogbeard there?" Susan asks you."Yep. And he doesnt seem to be in a very good mood."
>>20175413WE SHALL PLAY HIM THE SONG OF OUR PEOPLE
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:Those Who Hunt ElvesNew thread at 2200 4chan time.>Kinda tipsy. >cant do a side quest tonight... maybe
Inb4 cogbeard is actually Ymir
>>20175346Goddammit.I fell asleep and missed being able to post this.We should have gone for a natural swimming pool.http://youtu.be/U8Q1_hYAcTM
