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Note: This is a one shot quest.

On top of a penthouse, you lie back, surrounded by sexy, voluptuous women who cater to your every whim, need, and desire. Relaxing, you take in the view of the city you own, where you are king, and the people your servants. This is the good life.

Then the jarring alarm of an electronic tone cuts through your dream, and you fall. You fall, and the penthouse, the women, and the city you own slip from your fingertips, and you descend into darkness.

You wake up, sweating, and look around wildly. No penthouse or riches. Just you, your shitty studio apartment and some asshole calling you at 4am in the fucking morning. You chuck the phone across the room and pull your pillow over your head in an attempt to get some sleep, but whoever’s on keeps on calling. After the 7th call, you give up and stumble to your cell phone, which chirps its bright tune too cheerfully, almost mocking you.

“Fuck you too.” You mutter under your breath. Picking up your phone, you look to see who interrupted the best dream you’ve had in weeks. It’s Chad. Your fixer. How do you respond?


POLITELY: If he’s calling me seven times in a row, it might be something serious.
ANGRILY: The last time he called you this early, he was stoned off his ass and left 20 voice messages describing “how much he loved you, man.”

To resolve, roll d100. Higher is better
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rolled 5 = 5

Groggily.

Why get angry ? Why be polite ? Either is too much effort at 4 AM.
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rolled 28 = 28

>politely
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rolled 89 = 89

>>20208022
Seconding Groggily.
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>>20208104
>>20208050
Groggily: You answer the phone.
“Hey."
“Look, man, listen. There ain’t much time.”
“Huh?”
“look, you know those druggies who live downstairs from you? Someone ratted their little drug operation out. Police is movin’ in quick. You better move your ass, son.”

As soon as he finishes speaking, you hear sirens off in the distance. You mind kicks into gear, and you immediately feel panic. “FuckfuckfuckfuckFUCK!” There’s no time to lose. Looking around your studio, you realize you don’t care for much of the shit in here, except for your safebox. You grab that, then realize you are butt-naked. You rush to your closet and pull on your:

HOODIE: Less identifiable, and you have that secret stash pocket with a few joints in it.
FINE SUIT: Classy, expensive, and totally out of place in this rundown part of the hood. but it did set you back $1000.

What is your plan after this?
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Hoodie
Put the suit in our pillowcase, sling it over our back, that thing is pricey, fuck leaving it
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>>20208141
HOODIE, Then get the fuck out as fast as possible.
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rolled 65 = 65

>>20208156
This guy. Let's not leave our classy suit.
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rolled 13 = 13

>>20208141
Put on the suit, it's awesome to run run through the streets in a suit.

But why would the police come to our apartment if they're sent for the neighbours ?
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rolled 26 = 26

>>20208156
This guy's idea.
And instead of getting out the front door, try an alternate exit like the window or a fire escape.
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>>20208178
They tend to check all rooms if they breach a building to be fair, it's actually pretty accurate
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rolled 58 = 58

>>20208141
Fine Suit

It always is better to be over dressed than under dressed. Try to b-line it to a diner you know is safe.
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>>20208164
>HOODIE, FINE SUIT in Pillowcase


Slipping it on, you cover your bare ass with fabric. Downstairs, you can hear screams and orders issued, as well as things getting destroyed. You look out your window, and there’s nothing but two cleaning vans driving by. You breathe a sigh of relief, knowing that there’s still some time.
Then a SWAT team bursts out the back of them and you realise that you are now in deep shit. Stuffing the suit into a pillowcase, you grab your gun, which is a loaded:
M1911. 3 Magazines
Saturday Night Special Revolver with box of 50 bullets.
DEAGLE-Brand Deagle, 1 extra magazine.
You can either take the:
FIRE ESCAPE: Quick, but immediately obvious
STAIRS: Less Quick, but more people means less chance of getting shot.
WINDOW: Jump out because PINK MOHAWK. Be warned, this turns on Pink Mohawk mode for the rest of the game.
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rolled 49 = 49

If we still have less than legal stuff in here we might want to take it with us if there is still time. Otherwise this >>20208156
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rolled 98 = 98

>>20208248
PINK MOHAWK!!!

No, seriously, take the stairs down. Also, our weapon should be the M1911
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rolled 10 = 10

>>20208248
I don't like the sound of PINK MOHAWK, but window anyway.
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rolled 48 = 48

>>20208248
Fire escape, we'll loose 'em in the back alley, most of the SWAT are either too heavily loaded to follow or need to stay back to fight off those junkies.
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rolled 92 = 92

>>20208285
window and the m1911
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>>20208248
Jump
Pink mohawk engage
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rolled 75 = 75

>>20208248
>Fire escape
There's little chance of getting away without being spotted in the first place, might as well just take the quickest way.
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Time for pink mohawk
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rolled 57 = 57

All the guns. They're costly too.
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>>20208285
Making sure the 1911 is loaded, you hurry down the stairs, following the crowd of people hurrying out the backdoor. A helicopter circles overhead ordering people to stop, but the crowd pays them no heed, instead choosing to open fire on the swat guards sent to guard the back. As you duck behind a van that has “free candy” written on it, sounds of gunfire rips through the back alley. Luckily, none is aimed towards the van. It seems, amidst the chaos, no one saw you move. Considering your options, you can
FIGHT YOUR WAY OUT
SNEAK OUT
HIDE UNTIL THE COAST IS CLEAR
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Also, safebox contents (because someone will ask)

SAFEBOX Contents:
$10,000 CASH: in a variety of used, worn bills, guaranteed to avoid suspicion as long as it isn’t all spent at once.
SPARE CELL PHONE: one of the cheap, prepaid varieties.
GAMEBOY: One day, you’ll beat ninja gaiden. One day.
PILL: Chad said this was a pretty awesome drug. (activates Pink Mohawk mode when ingested.)
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>>20208413
Sneaking out might be our best bet. The other hobos are keeping the police busy.
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>>20208424
... OK, i must ask: WHAT IS PINK MOHAWK MODE?
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rolled 32 = 32

>>20208447
>>20208424
I don't care, just activate it
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rolled 97 = 97

>>20208413
Sneak out. Come on now.
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>>20208467
Looking around, you notice a hole in the fence behind the dumpster. If you can make it there, you can escape. As the other hobos keep them busy, you inch forward, your hair on edge. If the swat team spots you, you are most certainly going down. Creeping forward there is a few feet between you and freedom. “Circle around them!” A swat member yells, and you can see a swat man gesture toward your direction. Shit. And you were so close, too.
“Grenade!” A druggie screams, and you see an orb arc towards the center of the alley. Your salvation. While everyone else cowers behind cover, you dart to the hole, and as the explosion rings out the candy van goes up in flames. A second explosion later, and you’ve made it out of the hole in the fence, with a van blocking off the way back. You walk quickly onto the street, safebox and pillowcase in hand. Heading to the local greasy spoon, you slip in and sit on a table as everyone watches the the drug bust live on tv. What do you do now?
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>>20208447
PINK MOHAWK MODE is crazy action mode, like saints row 3. flying in tanks, robbiing backs without costumes, storming a penthouse, all sorts of crazy shit. unfortunately, the pill only activates it for 1 hour, after which, you crash.
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>>20208547
Text our fixer with "Got out fine. thanks"
and order some coffee and food.
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rolled 80 = 80

>>20208575
What he said
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>>20208686
>>20208575
You wave the old waitress over, and order some greasy eggs and bacon, as well as some coffee. “I’ll be right back, hun.” She says, leaving the table.
You text chad, thanking him for his help. The waitress comes back carrying your food, you dig in to the salty meal, and your phone buzzes again.
He’s got a job offer. Something about robbing a bank. You’re interested, but before you can respond, a meaty hand lays itself on your shoulder.
“Well, well, boys, look who we have here.”
You turn around slowly, and a face that looks like someone took a bat to it grins from ear to ear. Fuck. It’s Tony the Hammer and his friends.
“Do you have our money? The boss is eager to get his 50k back, you know. It’s sucha shame your pony didn’t win.” You recall the bet you made on the horse you thought was a sure thing. Turns out, it was a rumor, and you lost your car over it, as well as the 50k you put on it through a bookie. Now, you’ve got a few loan sharks on you. What do you do?

TALK YOUR WAY OUT
GIVE HIM THE 10K YOU HAVE AND HOPE HE LAYS OFF
INTIMIDATE TONY THE HAMMER.
DON'T SAY ANYTHING
OTHER

Success for any persuasion option is rolling above 70.
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>>20208575
What he said. Put on suitclothes and find new shelter. We'll need to make a good first impression on whoever criminal decides to house us.
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rolled 65 = 65

>>20208740
Fuck it. Persuade him to lay of on the payment for a week. We got a huge thing planned. I hope.
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rolled 5 = 5

>>20208740
Persuade him to back off. Tell him the druggies fucked up the entire thing with getting busted. No traces back to the loan sharks or anything, but it'll be easier if they give you breathing room.
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rolled 57 = 57

>>20208971
Rerolling for that guy.
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rolled 97 = 97

>>20208740
Persuasion is a go!
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rolled 75 = 75

INTIMIDATE THE BUGGER
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A one shot quest thread? Thank you for making it have an actual ending.

Polite sage.
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>>20208989
>97
Success!
You tell him about the drug bust, and his smile disappears slightly. You’re pretty convincing, as he removes his hand and scowls.
“Fine. I’ll back off for now. But next time, you bring the money, or I bring the hammer.” He draws a line across his neck, then walks out with his boys. Breathing a sigh in relief, you finish your meal, pay and head to where Chad said you should meet up.
You finally meet chad in the middle of a local park. He isn’t too hard to spot, considering that he’s an old guy holding cotton candy.
“so, you had a job for me?” You say, settling down next to him.
“As a matter of fact, I did. Mmm. This cotton candy is pretty good.” He replies, nibbling on the pink cloud.
You wait for him to finish eating. Finally, the cloud is all gone. He pulls out a manila folder and starts discussing the plan.
“Finnhauser Federal Bank. Roomy interior, Post-War design, and several corporations running billion-dollar accounts in a nice, titanium safe with several guards. “
“So, in other words, the usual.” You reply.
“That’s right. You get in, out, and we’re richer then princes. Of course, you’ll need a team. What is it you do again?
[CHOOSE YOUR ROLE]
FACE: “I charm my way in, and make everything easier for everyone else.”
GUNBUNNY: “I take care of the rentacops and guards, and handle the firefights.”
TECHIE: “I drill the safe, disable security, and erase camera footage.”
EXPLOSIVES: “I make things go boom.”
OTHER: [INSERT QUOTE HERE]
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rolled 41 = 41

>>20209122
TECHIE: “I drill the safe, disable security, and erase camera footage.”
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>>20209122
This is what chad looks like. captcha is being a a pain.
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rolled 6 = 6

I vote for techie
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>>20209199
>>20209180
TECHIE: “So, you’ll be the brains of this operation then. I’ll take care of your teammates, unless you’d like to do this solo?“
With that, he stands up, leaving the manila folder behind. Looking through it, you find a blueprint of the bank, pictures of the safe and make, as well as a list of optional objectives. You scan through it quickly. By the time you finish, however, he’s returned with some more cotton candy. He hands you one.
“Any questions?”
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rolled 24 = 24

>>20209122
Explosive Face, multiclassing is always better.
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>>20209286
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>>20209313
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>>20209328
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>>20209338
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>>20209286
(Don't need to roll for questions presumably)
We need a cover to get me into the IT suite. Can you provide one, or will I have to go in the roof?

If I need to go in the roof, can I use the surrounding buildings to get me there?

Also, plan idea: go in through roof dressed as a business man, go to the IT suite, take it over by coercion.
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>>20209399
>We need a cover to get me into the IT suite. Can you provide one, or will I have to go in the roof?
Finding your cover is your problem. I brought that computer you requested, though, loaded with all sorts of program suites and data falsification tools.

>If I need to go in the roof, can I use the surrounding buildings to get me there?
Certainly. It's a 8 floor building on one the west, and the building on the eeast is on the same level. north is a parking garage, and south is the street.

Also, plan idea: go in through roof dressed as a business man, go to the IT suite, take it over by coercion.
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So wait, are we doing this solo or not?
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>>20209714
I assumed you would want to have a team one for each role listed in >>20209122.
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>>20209787
yeah that would be the best idea, although i'm sure that some of these plans might not need an explosives expert.
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>>20209481
After your questionnaire, Chad arranges the team meeting, and you all meet in an unremarkable building. Looking around, you see your teammates. It’s unfair to stereotype, but it’s a safe bet to say the girl wearing tights is the face, the big Russian guy is your gunner, and that athletic European man is your bomber. Introductions are made, hands are shaken. Chad then shows you to a room where all sorts of equipment lies. Rifles, explosive, drills, and what you're pretty sure is an rpg are neatly arranged. As you tour the room, chad says "I've taken the liberty of getting anything you've need. I've had to call in a couple favors, but after this, we should have more than enough cash.”

"Sounds good to me." Bomber says, inspecting a rifle chamber.
"Hold on. What's our cut?" Says Face, looking directly at Chad.
"Ve are robbing billion-dollar bank, and you are worried you vill not get enough money?" retorts Gun, picking up a minigun.
"She has a point." You reply.
Chad grins. “10. Each.”
“What, 10K?” Says Bomber. “that’s nothing.”
“Not 10k. 10 million.”
“Vat is catch?” Says Gun, rubbing his chin.
“Well, it’s in gold bars. Exactly 167 of them, sitting in that vault.”
You do the math in your head. That should be around 5000 pounds of gold.
“Well, that changes things.” You say out loud.
“Well, you could go for the cash, but still. Its 50 million, sitting in that vault.”
You see everyone’s eyes light up with greed. Finally, Face turns to you.
“So what’s the plan, boss?”
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>>20209928
I kee on forgetting the images. Your team.
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last things first, what sort of getaway do we have planned for us at the end of this heist?
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>>20209997
That's for you to decide. Bomber is a good transporter, before you ask. cars are available, and if you wanted to, you could use a helicopter and take the entire damn safe, but that's pretty risky. and obvious.
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>>20209997
That's your plan. Cars are available, and yes, the bomber can act as a transporter. If you wanted to, you could use a helicopter and take the entire damn safe, but that's pretty conspicuous.
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to anyone who hasn't joined yet, we're starting to plan the actual bank robbery now, so it would be a good time to join in.
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I say we have face come into the bank with us, we walk into the IT suite, she charms them into letting us set up our pc, we disable cameras, bomber blows vault wall, gunner comes in through front and removes security, we grab money from vault, and gold, get into a large SUV driven by bomber, and drive as far away as a full gas tank can get us.
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>>20210192
If within 20min noone else responds, this will be our plan. i want to give some time to others.
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>>20210222
typing up a plan right now.
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>>20210026
Ok so heres what I propose. Bomber goes to the roof and plants some thermite charges around the roof machine above the boardroom. Before he blows those, I sneak in through the maintenance entrance and wait outside the electronics room. Bomber then blows the thermite charges causing both the machine to fall down making a huge crash and setting of the fire alarms. In the resulting panic to get out, Gunner and Face come in through the maintanence entrance and take a pallet dolley with them to the safe, and after i disable and destroy the camer recordings in the server room I go down there and start drilling open the safe. If it starts taking us too long then Bomber will have to make a few bombs go off on the top floor, nothing serious though just something showy to make people have second thoughts about going into. After things get going with the vault door we transport the money and gold en mass using the dolly to the van out back. If things get shaky before were finished plundering, then bomber will have to blow the back of the safe so we can get to the alleyway faster.
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rolled 59 = 59

So we take a pill then bust in kill everything take money and gold to truck and then ride away while bank is exploding.
Sounds good?
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>>20210306
As you begin to lay out your plans, Chad coughs. "There are a few more ways to make money, if you're interested. Kidnapping the CEO is worth an additional 10million, and if you can secure the financial data in his room, I could find a buy for say, 20million. Corporate secrets are very in these days. What do you say?" Also, roll for plans, or reach a popular consensus.
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rolled 22 = 22

>>20210370
Okay take pill get money gold CEO and data nad anything else that is worth shit then get the fuck out while explosives guy sets off tons of explosives is vital parts of building.
I want to see it explode.
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rolled 84 = 84

voting for >>20210306

>>20210306
if were going to kidnap the CEO then bomber is going to have to do it on the way down, if he sees an opening then he should take it, but if not then don't, if people see him doing this they will tell some security guards and then they'll realize that they are getting robbed. Also im thinking about putting Face on the street before and during the robbery to convince people not to go in the building, and if shit goes south shell have a good vantage point to shoot the polices backs. And if shit really starts hitting the fan we take the pill
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>>20210539
With the plan set everyone gathers the equipment they need. Gun loads up on bullets, Bomber sets up detonators, Face does whatever charismatic people do and you, well, you’re typing documents and creating false records so everyone can get where they need to go. As you set out false id badges and prepare your drill, Gun asks you a question.
“Should ve wear outfits? You know, clown masks, motorcycle helmet, suits? Is good idea to hide face, I am thinking.”
Bomber also chips in. “We’ve got several cars available to us. One is an armored truck. Durable, but slow, and the other is a set of ricer cars. You know, fast, speedy, but can’t take a hit. Thirdly, there’s a motorcycle down there, but I don’t think anyone wants to drive without protection. Should we go strong, fast, or just bring everything?”

What do you say?
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>>20210670
Before answering, with what we know of the vault and all, how long do we predict it will take to get inside it?
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>>20210762
10 to drill through, 20 to load everything up, 10 minutes to get away and unload everything and escape with the dough.
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>>20210809
In that case, I say let them wear whatever they want that they feel won't interfere with the heist. I say we go for masks of some kind that will cover most of our faces and get something to mess with our voices. Our voice might not be distinct but our Russian friend might have a little bit more of a recognizable voice.

Go for the fast cars. I doubt we're going to get away from this without some kind of chase and ditching and hiding the armoured car will be a lot harder.
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>>20210874
Gah - about the outfit part - let them wear whatever they want but let's over overalls or something over that. Might be uncomfortable but we can ditch it easily once we need to.
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>>20210874
The plan is set. It’s time to roll. Thanks to a post on certain social sites protesting evils of banks, Face has gathered a fair amount of people to protest the evils of capitalism. Were it not for the avarice in her eyes when she talks about gold, you could almost swear that she’s some sort of communist rebel. Pulling in the back alley, ricer cars in tow, Gun sits in the Pallet Dolly, wearing a Bill Clinton Mask and gives you the thumbs up. Making sure your badge is firmly attached, you radio in to Bomber.
“Everything set?”
“Sure. Just had to hop across a rooftop with a bag of explosives in hand. No big deal. Thermite is set up, awaiting your signal.”
“How about you, face? Is everything alright?”
“Handy Dandy. I’ve got enough fodder here to block off central square.”
It’s your move now. Are you ready?
Roll for plan success.
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rolled 93 = 93

>>20210953
Let's do this!
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>>20210670
Face will be wearing plain police clothes since she's going to be working on crowd control, and is supposed to be preventing people from going inside. Bomber is going to be wearing a business suit, since he is going to be on the business floor looking for the CEO. Gunner will be wearing a security uniform so less people would care if he is not panicking during this fire and other security guards will be too concentrated and making everyone gets out safe to realize that he is not an actual guard. I will be wearing a janitor uniform so i can get into the maintenance door without problems. We should be wearing stuff that hides our identity subtly, like wigs, glasses, fake mustaches, etc. We don't don the balaclavas until the shooting starts. As for getaway vehicle we should have the armored truck, the less conspicuous the better.
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>>20210971
once again i take way too long thinking of a plan and typing it up.
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>>20210971
Sorry man. Honestly thought I was the only person following this atm.
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>>20210971
>93
Infiltrate Success!


You slip in through the maintenance entrance. With your disguise, no one throws any second glances. Toolkit in hand, you walk up to the IT office casually, with no one paying you any attention. Inside, a giant neckbeard eating something looks up.
“d-do you w-want anythi-“ as he stands up and walks towards you, he stumbles over a cable and some spaghetti falls out of his pocket. Wrinkling your nose at his unsanitary condition, you:
LEAVE HIM ALONE: He’s too heavy to pull up anyway.
DUCT TAPE HIS MOUTH AND SHOVE HIM IN THE CLOSET: You don’t want any distractions.
KILL HIM: Leave no witnesses alive.
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>>20211058
Assuming we can talk our way into here no problem past him, leave him alone. Don't want to risk things starting too early if someone tries to contact him. If we can't talk our way past him, duct tape his mouth, hands and feet and keep him from doing anything.
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>>20211049
its all good

>>20211058
LEAVE HIM ALONE: say that you got the rooms mixed up and wait outside untill after the charges blow, afterwards he'll leave the room because of the fire drill and you can go in.
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(Fuck, connection problems with cloudflare. Ill be back in an hour or so, because that's how long these issues last with me)
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(Op here. My connection is gone, but I have my phone if we want, we can continue, or try again later. What does everyone say)
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>>20211760
I'm still around waiting so I'm good to go. If you want to wait for more people though, I get ya.
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>>20211760
Im still here too. When should we come back if we postpone it?
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You decide it's best to alleviate the situation before it starts.
"Don't worry, pal. The higher-ups sent me for a routine server check."
"O-okay. I w-was just watching anime anyway." Leaving him to his business, you step into the server room, and start setting up shop. Creating camera loops and feeds, the cameras have no idea that you're here. Priming your drill and checking that your 1911 is loaded, you ready the ski mask. You move onto disabling the security system, and after you've made sure all calls are redirected, You're sure you've covered most, if not all, the bases. Is there anything you would like to do before you give bomber the order?
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>>20212007
Let's get a little chatty with the techie and see if we can weasel out who and where the CEO is at the moment. As well as where the information might be.
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>>20212007
Take a peek at the bank's security workers. Also, over your shoulder just in case someone's behind you.
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Checking around, there's no one peeking over your shoulder. The security guards seem to be of the rentacop Variety, though one drinking from a coffee-cup looks like he could survive on an alien world. You decide to chat-up the techie, and despite all his stuttering and the anime music blasting from the speakers, it seems the ceo stays in his lounge all day with his secretary until business calls.

"I'm supposed to deliver this data to him, b-but h-his secretary scares me..." he says, looking down.
What do you do?
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>>20212149
Ask for info on the secretary. The secretary is totally fucking the CEO, so she is our ticket to him and the delivery is our excuse. But she may be the real boss or something like that.
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>>20212176
Agreed. Maybe we can grab the CEO once things start to save time for bomber.
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>>20212149

Let's go up towards the ceo office, but we gotta go past two secretaries. We need that data as an excuse, and let's just say we're the IT intern or something to get past them.
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Searching for info, you ask about the scary secretary. It seems she was hired based on appearance alone, and has gotten anyone who so much as irks her fired in a second. A typical gold digger.
"I-I've lost several friends to her just because she didn't like how they looked. I'm a-afraid that if I go there, I'll be next." He suddenly clams up, as if afraid to say something.

PRY FURTHER: requires roll of 40 or above
LEAVE HIM ALONE: anymore asking might make him suscpicious.
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rolled 63 = 63

>>20212442
Pry further. Offer to help him out with his problem. Maybe we won't even have to drill in depending on what the info is/if the CEO gives up the info.
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PERSUADE SUCCESS!

You convince him to tell you more as a thing "just between us guys." You hope that the secretary knows the code to the safe, or something that will make your job easier. Instead, he shows you footage of her opening a can of whupass on a few disgruntled employees. Whoever this girl is, she's trouble.
"Well, maybe I could deliver those files for you."
You say. With a look of someone who has been released from hell, he stuffs a cd in your hand. "I pray f-for your success!" He says, and ushers you to the door, giving you directions and a list of things to do and shoudnt do. Before you can ask him to repeat it, you're out of his office, and he's slammed the door. Shaking your head, you walk upstairs, informing Bomber of the possible change in Plans. As you reach the desk of the first secretary, you remember something about "alpha" when the techie was describbing how to deal with her. What do you do?
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>>20212889
Damn techie... I'm guessing act all alpha while talking to her. I doubt many techies are and a number of them got fired. Be the opposite of the techie we just left. Confident and da boss.
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>>20213047

We have our suit on, right? It's a $1000 suit so we have looks down, just be very confident. Your job cover is the IT intern, and you want to make a great impression on the higher-ups. Insist on meeting CEO face to face for this purpose.
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On the way up, you change into your suit. As you do a professional tie fix, you walk up to the first secretary. Young, beautiful, and used to trodding on men, you fire off a big grin.
“And what are you here for?” She says, not taking her eyes of the computer.
“Well, I was here to deliver these documents, but after seeing you, I think I should ask you out to dinner.” You say, giving her your best smile, trying to make your shoulders look as broad as possible.
“Please. You don’t even know my name. “ She retorts, snorting.
“Since when does that matter?”
“Since-“she takes her eyes off the computer, and stares at the insolent man in front of her, who’s grinning like he’s in control of the world. In one part of her brain it says “This asshole is asking for it.” Another part says. “He’s hot.” A few minutes later, You walk past her desk, with the speaker announcing your entry and a phone number in your pocket. Meanwhile, two employees waiting to speak with the CEO say exactly 3 words.
“Alpha as Fuck.”
Making your way to the back, the second secretary’s desk is unattended. There is a buzzer, and a slightly rhythmic pounding noise that is hastily hushed. Seconds later, another secretary appears from the CEO’s lounge, with slightly smeared lipstick and skewed hair. “What is it? Mr. Finnhauser does not wish to be disturbed. You recognize her from the video. This lady is dangerous, sexy, and could ruin your whole mission right now.
How do you proceed?
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>>20213815
Act like what we have is very important in terms of money. She's a gold digger. If the boss makes money, she makes money. And it makes the boss happy to spend money on her even more.
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>>20213815
"Bet he didn't bother to let you finish. I can help you with that."
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>>20213996
>>20213920

You walk up with all the importance you can muster and inform her about some business. Private Business, between you and the CEO. Something very…profitable. A slight gleam comes into her eyes, and she urges you into the room. Before you, enter, you turn back and say
"Bet he didn't bother to let you finish. I can help you with that." She grins slightly , and licks her lips.You grin to yourself and proceed inside, where the CEO is fixing his belt.
He looks at you, and glares. “What is it? I shouldn’t be disturbed for anything import-“
You raise the cd, which catches his attention.
He grins. “And important it is. Hand it over, will you?”
You’re in the room with the CEO, who is bringing the CD towards his computer.
What now?
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>>20214078
Let him put in the CD and access it so we can see what it is after. I think once he tries to chase us out of the room, we start the heist and take Mr. CEO hostage... I hope we have a gun on us. If the secretary outside tries to get his attention, just tell him to yell at her to go ahead without him.
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“Wonderful. Information about dirty dealings in the Morningside Corporation. Thank our mutual friend, the spy.”
You stand still.
What are you waitin f-“
“Bomber, I think it’s time to start this party.”
“What did you s-“ The CEO begins.
Several things happen at once.
The roof explodes in a hail of cement and tiling.
You move towards the CEO, and grab him.
A pallet dolly busts through maintenance.
The camera feeds start playback.
Outside, the protesters turn violent.
“Mr. Finnhauser, if you would be so kind as to cooperate as my guest for the next hour, it would really help me avoid giving you your lead supplement for the day. Shall we?” You gesture towards the door with your gun and using him as a shield, proceed forward. In the hallway, you see everyone head towards the far exit. The CEO sees his secretary, and yells. “Janet! Help me!”
You:
Intimidate: Point out that you have a gun.
Fight: Try to subdue her, hand-to-hand
Kill: You have a gun. She’s at the far end of the hallway.
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Intimidate
if that fails, intimidate by shooting her.
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Any roles still open in this quest? My first time actually reading a quest thread, but damn this is good.
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>>20214312
Intimidate. We can't afford to risk losing our biggest shield and a source of income.
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You wave you gun, trying to make it as obvious as possible. She looks at it, and then back at the CEO.
“Sorry.” She shrugs, then runs down the stairs.
Making your way down to the 1st floor, you meet up with Bomber, who’s carrying a rifle. As he dispatches a few rentacops on the 3rd floor, he grabs the CEO from you.
“Time to get drilling, boss!”
You nod towards him, and head downstairs, power drill in hand. You can hear the sound of gunfire, and a maniacal laughing. Gun is blasting away with an assault rifle, and you men fall like dominoes. You rush across the hall, firing blindly to make them keep their heads down, and vault over the table Gun is using as cover.
“Very nice to see you. Is good time to open safe, yes?” He says, calmly, ignoring the bullets around him.
You open your kit, and get to work.
[Roll for progress. D100.]
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>>20214312
Can we intimidate by just shooting her in the leg or something? Or warning shot? She's dangerous. I have no intention of letting her get near.

>>20214586
Just throw in suggestions man. No one takes one role.
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rolled 11 = 11

>>20214706
Bleh. CEO doesn't have the information for us?
Rollin.
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>>20214586
yess. feel free. you are the guy who is drilling in the safe. All other characters are npcs..
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>>20214731
Info is the cd. I assume you took it with you.
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>>20214731
Someone get a better roll than this please.
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rolled 23 = 23

Rolling for progress in the drilling.
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>>20214753
I also meant if the CEO had info on how to get into the vault easier. Codes and combinations and such. If not, that's fine too.
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rolled 3 = 3

Despite our chaotic surroundings, we drill slowly and calmly.
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rolled 67 = 67

My drill is the drill that will drill the vault!
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>>20214731
>>20214773
>>20214802
>11/3/23
You begin work, and make steady progress. You can see the diamond-tipped drill go where it needs to go and edge it over-
Snap.
The drillbit breaks, and you scream “FUCK YOU!” At the top of your lungs.
“Vhy not ask CEO for code? Seems easier, yes?” Gun speaks. You groan inwardly, as you forgot. The man up top. always knows the codes.
“Bomber? Where the hell are you?” You shout into your radio.
“Outside, boss! Covering our escape route. Stick to what you do best and keep on drilling that safe!”
“Ask the CEO if he knows the combination!”
You hear angry shouting on the other side of the radio. Finally Bomber starts talking to you again.
“He says it’s-“
BANG.
The radio flies out of your hands and shatters, and you see the bank manager aiming a shotgun at you, cursing his miss. You duck for cover and return fire with your pistol.
You’re pinned from above and to the side. What now?
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>>20214914
Any piece of the radio close enough to grab? Or something small/roundish? Yell "Fire in the hole" and chuck it. Assuming they buy it, return fire at that point.
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>>20214981
Roll for success, sorry. in fact, just roll with every post from now on.
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rolled 48 = 48

>>20214914
rolling for this
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>>20214981
If this works, tell him to hold fire or else his CEO might be in trouble. I doubt it'll work but you never know.
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>>20215163
Gah. Meant to say doesn't work. Also, I hope Gun has a radio.
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>>20215016
You grab the Bottom of the radio, about the right size to be a grenade, and chuck it. As you hear cussing from the Bank Manager’s office you snap out of cover and unload. A scream answers the fire, and a shotgun drops to the first floor. You pick it up, and look towards the lobby. Cops are flooding in like it’s a Free Donut Convention, and you grab Gun’s radio.
“Face, what the fuck are you doing? You’re supposed to be covering our asses, dammit!”
“I’m with Bomber. I’m not taking on a squadron of cops! That’s fucking suicide!”
“Goddammit! Ask him for the code!”
“It’s 56 left 78 right 12 left! Hurry your ass up, We don’t have all day!”
You rush towards the safe, and spin the wheel. Swinging open the door, you see mounds of gold greet you. You smile momentarily, then start loading it onto the pallets.
“Gun! I need some help with this!” You yell.
“Am leetle busy at moment!” He yells back.
You look at the cargo. This is going to take a while. Do you:
GO FOR BROKE: stick to the plan, and gather everything
WE ACCEPT CASH ONLY: fuck this. This’ll take forever. Just take the cash and go.
CUT YOUR LOSSES: You’ve got 10 million on a CEO, and 20 million for some data. That’s 6 million for everyone. They had better be happy.
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>>20215226
also, roll.
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>>20215226
WE ACCEPT CASH ONLY
Time is too tight for the gold jackpot and we can escape easier with just the cash. With Face screwing us with the cops, we don't have much of a chance to take everything.
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rolled 76 = 76

>>20215259
Forgot mah roll.
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rolled 97 = 97

>>20215238

Load as much as I can before Gun has to much trouble holding the cops back, then leg it
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>>20215226

> WE ACCEPT CASH ONLY: fuck this. This’ll take forever. Just take the cash and go.

It's better to know when to fold them, and when to walk away. Greed will get you killed, and gold bars are going to be hard to unload. Grab as much cash as you can - Maybe a bar or two - and get the fuck out.
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>>20215274
We should totally take a gold bar and just use it as a paper weight.
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rolled 25 = 25

Shit has now hit the fan. Pop the madness pill, rolling for effectiveness and the amount of cray shit that will occur.
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rolled 31 = 31

>>20215333
A great post number but an awful roll. Fate pointing this shit.
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>>20215333
We don't need the pill yet. If our escape looks grim, pop it then. But we're still managing at the moment.
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>>20215289
>>20215274
>>20215272
“Fuck this.” You mutter, and start grabbing the duffel bags.
“Tell me once you start having trouble, Gun. I’d rather be poor then dead.”
Rushing into the vault, you start shoving piles of bills into the bag. One bag, then two, the three. You start on a fourth, when finally, Gun calls back to you.
“IS TIME TO MOVE YES?”
“Let’s get fucking going!” You yell back, stuffing two gold bars in the bag.
Hey, you’ll need a bitchin’ paperweight once you’re rolling in cash.
Passing several bags over to Gun, he loads them onto his shoulders.
Looking over the table, you see a floor full of cops between you and the exit. In the room are a few tables, the pallet dolly, and several pallets loaded on it. How do you proceed?
Roll for success.
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rolled 77 = 77

>>20215407

Kick the dolly down to the floor below, scattering gold bars. That should confuse the pigs.
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>>20215423
Also get bomber to activate the other bombs he should have set up. I believe the plan mentioned a second set for if things took too long.
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rolled 68 = 68

>>20215423

rolling for this
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You kick the dolly, and it slides over into the main room, gold bars flying off of it. As the cops stare at the spectacle, Gun opens a case.
You open fire with the shotgun at cops that look in your direction.
“We need to move, Gun!” You pant, tugging him.
“Vait. I have leetle friend for them to see!” He roars, and pulls out A. Goddamn. Minigun.
“WAHAHAHAHAHA!” He roars, and unloads onto the crowd.
You hop out, and duck behind the teller’s desk, following it along the length of the room.
Do you go:
OVERBOARD: Go up the stairs to the second floor, and take a stealthier route
STEAL HOME: You’re so close now! Just gun it for the exit!

[Yes, there is a second set of explosives. But do you really want to set them off while you're in the middle of the bank they're set in?]
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>>20215588
>OVERBOARD: Go up the stairs to the second floor, and take a stealthier route
We don't have an armoured car so it won't take many shots or anything. Also, yell outloud to Gun to head to the roof to make it look like that's where we're headed. Maybe we can fool some of the cops who follow.
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rolled 58 = 58

>>20215640
I keep forgetting to roll.
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>>20215588
>WAHAHAHAHA
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>>20215640
>overboard
You yell to Gun, hoping he gets that you’re bluffing. As you do so, he heads towards the same set of stairs as you, and you hope he can see you dart towards the elevator to head back downstairs.
He doesn’t.
“TO ZE ROOF!” He bellows, spraying the minigun. He heads towards you, only to turn and head towards the central elevator, unloading on the floor below.
“Gun! This way, goddamit!” You gesture.
“Huh?” He says, looking puzzled.
Then a red mist spurts from his neck.
The minigun stops its chatter.
Gun falls backwards, slumping into the central elevator.
The room goes silent.
This is where your fate is decided.
What do you do?
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>>20215781
Pop the pill and proceed to kill the cops.

Then take everything, including the bars and get the fuck out with everyone else except for Face. She screwed you so just kill her to prevent the cops from getting info.
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rolled 14 = 14

>>20215781
... Time to use the pill.
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rolled 92 = 92

>>20215781
Take the pill and grab Gun's weapon. Avenge him and fight our way out of here to the escape vehicles.
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>>20215781
Use the weapon, pop pill, but only fire enough to clear things up a bit. You need to get out.
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rolled 15 = 15

>>20215826
God that's embarrassing
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>>20215827
>14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bosouX_d8Y
You reach for your pocket, searching for the pill, searching for salvation.
It isn’t there.
You pat down your pockets frantically. You search them all, then remember something plasticky in one of the bags while you were stuffing cash in it. It was brightly coloured.
The pill.
In the bags you handed to Gun.
You scramble for the elevator, and paw through his bag, ignoring his dead eyes staring towards the heaven. Gunfire rings all about you, and you slam the door close button and hit the floor two up to buy some time. You raise up…
Then the world crumbles to pieces.
The windows of the elevator shatter.
Something pierces your body.
You slump over.
The world turns to grey.
A radio chatters.
“They’re dead. Let’s leave with what we’ve got!”
A door opens. A body falls out.
A secretary sees a bloody man, a pill clutched in his hand.
What does she do?
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>>20215962
This is that golddigger girl from before, right?
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>>20216085
New girl on the job. In notes, she was supposed to be seen if you socially scouted the place out before, but oh well. If you don't like a new girl, she can be the first secretary you met.
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rolled 89 = 89

>>20215962
Grab the pill and try to leave, if she sees a cop on her way out she should take it, who knows how edgy those guys are.
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>No Replies
The girl is stuck with indecision. A bloody stranger, a mysterious pill. She decides to wait.

Then the building explodes.
Shards fly.
Concrete falls.
The ground shakes.
A pill bounces up.

And lands in a mouth.
It dissolves.

PINK MOHAWK MODE ENGAGE.

You open your eyes, and snap up, heaving. The world looks vibrant, and you feel yourself pulsing with energy. You feel strong.
You feel no pain.
You feel invincible.

You see cops walking below. Walking in your bank. Taking your money.
You:

LEAP OF FAITH: Descend to the hole in the ground and unleash hell with the minigun.
DESCEND INTO HELL: cables and send it slamming into the ground, creating a shockwave that knocks everyone to their knees.
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rolled 45 = 45

>>20216348
DESCEND INTO HELL , then unleash hell with minigun
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>>20216366
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOshf_FeG6c
It’s your world, baby. And it’s time to shine.
You pick up the minigun, which is weightless. You hop into the elevator, and raising your hand skyward, shoot out all the cables.
Each snaps, and you plummet down.
Hitting the first floor, you kick the doors open and unload with the minigun into the crowd. You are a great wind, and they are nothing but leaves before you. All fall before your might.
Finally the minigun stops its chatter, and they all lie dead before you.
You:
HIT THE PAYDIRT: Take everything in the safe? Why not take the safe itself?
BECOME THE SHADOW OF DEATH: No one backstabs you. Nobody.
[feel free to sugges anythng else, as long as it is CURAZEE]
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rolled 84 = 84

>>20216462
Try to find anything that could explode and chuck it out the front door, hopefully taking out everyone outside. Grab the safe and try to find a way to kill the backstabbers
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Looking at the safe, you can see some bank agents attaching cables from the safe to the helicopter, trying to pull it out of danger. You shoot them after everything is attached, and step outside and see a helicopter leveling a machinegun towards you.
Guess they want to give you your new ride.
You raise your gun and unload into the window. The helicopter descends after the pilot dies, and slams into the ground, sliding toward you.
You walk forward, and hop into the helicopter as it skids towards you.
Settling into your seat, you pull up into the sky, safe in tow.
Below, you can see a ricer car flying away. There’s those assholes. You:
GOLDEN PARACHUTE: Crush them with the safe.
LOOK ME IN THE EYES: Coast until right above them, then rappel onto the safe an unload with minigun.
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Looking at the safe, you can see some bank agents attaching cables from the safe to the helicopter, trying to pull it out of danger. You shoot them after everything is attached, and step outside and see a helicopter leveling a machinegun towards you.
Guess they want to give you your new ride.
You raise your gun and unload into the window. The helicopter descends after the pilot dies, and slams into the ground, sliding toward you.
You walk forward, and hop into the helicopter as it skids towards you.
Settling into your seat, you pull up into the sky, safe in tow.
Below, you can see a ricer car flying away. There’s those assholes. You:
GOLDEN PARACHUTE: Crush them with the safe.
LOOK ME IN THE EYES: Coast until right above them, then rappel onto the safe and unload with minigun into their faces.
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rolled 16 = 16

>>20216778
LOOK ME IN THE EYES
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>>20216818
“Miss me?” You grin. You see their horrified faces, the surprise, the regret and the anger. Then you end their world with a belch of pain and fire from the minigun. Havoc is wreaked in the streets, as the road is riddled with bullets, and a massive pileup creates a harmony of twisted steel and blazing fire. Crawling back into the cockpit, you pull out of the explosion. Pulling up, you grin in satisfaction. Then two jets fly towards you demanding you get out and stop.
Stop? In your world? These assholes need a lesson in pain. You:
SKY HIJACK: Jump onto one plane, punch through the window shield, and enter your brand-new fighter jet.
DOUBLE BULLSEYE: Wait until the pull level, then unload on both sides with your handguns while looking straight forward.
PENDULUM POWER: Swing the safe below you into both jets, smashing them into pieces.
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rolled 100 = 100

>>20216858
double bullseye, its the only way
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>>20216916
Welp, that's quite a roll.
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>>20216916

Oh god

>herewego.png
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>>20216916
As the plane pulls level and both pilots look at you, the last thing they see is you reach for two handguns and spit lead in their faces. Their faceplates are pierced, and they go limp. As both veer downwards and towards each other, the collide, creating a second sun in the sky. In your sky. You revel in the giant crash behind you and fly up. Suddenly, a streak screams across the sky, and you can make out a missile being launched at you. Tracking the smoke trail, you can see that it was launched from the nearby military installation. Attack you? They should be serving you, the bitches. Time to teach them who’s in charge. You kick the door open, and hop onto the missile itself. Steering it back towards the base, you:
SURF THE WAVE: Balance on the machine and cruise until you hit base, middle finger extended, RPG ready to fire in the general’s fucking face.
HANG ON, SUCKER: Cling to a fin, and unload a hailstorm of bullets on the base as you descend, letting go before it hits, and combat rolling into a fire stance.
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rolled 4 = 4

>>20216966
HANG ON, BITCHES
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rolled 29 = 29

>>20216966

SURF THE WAVE.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY.

WE CRAZY NOW.
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>>20217012
>>20216999
As you surf on the missile, you destroy a missile turret aimed at you with the rpg, taking out a majority of the vehicles in the installation. Swinging underneath, you sling the minigun and fire upon the field. As the command tower get closer, the missile hits, and you leap into position, rolling into a firing stance. You unload with a minigun, chewing down the opposition. When that runs out, a soldier runs at you, but you snatch the rifle from his hands, knocking him out with the rifle butt. During all of this, you never cease your walk to the command tower. There is only forward. Into the future. You kick the door open and unload with your handguns in all directions. Forwards, sideways, even up and down find more corpses to create. You leave a bloody streak in your midst for none can stand against you. You ascend the tower, leaving bloody glass and shattered windows as a trail marker. Finally you reach the summit, and the general stands before you. You:
BRUCE LEE, MUTHAFUCKA: Unleash a can of martial arts whupass, ending with a brainbuster.
I AM GUNKATA: Shoot bullets out of midair in a dizzying, spiraling dance, ending with a headshot.
AND IT RAINED FIRE UPON THE WORLD(Unlocked with 100!): Pull off the first two, and let the missiles from the crashed planes rain fire upon the general.
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rolled 55 = 55

>>20217173
AND IT RAINED FIRE UPON THE WORLD

LETS USE THAT 100

DO NOT WASTE IT
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rolled 31 = 31

>>20217173

AND YEA VERILY, FIRE DID RAIN UPON THE EARTH, SULFURIC AND ACRID AT ONCE.

IT WAS WONDERFUL AND AWESOME AT ONCE.
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The general fires with his assault rifle, but you spin and whirl, shooting bullets out of midair, shoving them aside with the gunbarrels, and knocking them aside with the ejected shell casings. As you get closer, you disarm him of his rifle, then swing the gun so it points at his forehead.
BANG.
You pull the trigger, and it shoots off his helmet. Growing red with anger, he fires off a jab to your stomach, which you dodge. Using his extended arm as a lever, you flip him over so hard he bounces back onto his feet whereupon you throw a hundred, a thousand punches toward his stomach. Stepping back, you wind up, and slug his jaw so hard he spins, whereupon you grab his head, put him in a headlock and throw yourself backwards making him land with all yours and his weight upon his skull. As he reels backwards, you throw a donkey kick, launching him off the tower.
As he reels with pain, you raise your middle finger for the world to see, and you know, that despite the distance, despite the pain, he sees it. Then the missiles descend, and he is torn by the powers of high explosives and kinetic energy.
You grin. Victory…
No, not victory. The entire world is yours.
(100 Bonus!)
A briefcase lies at your feet. Opening it, you realize it contains the power to launch a nuclear missile strike. What do you do?
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rolled 90 = 90

>>20217322
Nuke every fucker that has ever wronged you
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>>20217407
You rule this world. You are the Conqueror of Egypt, the Ruler of China, the Emperor of Rome.
And if this is Rome. You are its Nero.
And you will fiddle while it burns.
You input the coordinates needed to turn the surface to glass, and to one day, let life begin anew. But for now, they will know the torment of pain and fire. They will know suffering. They will know unity.
They will know death.
At this time, a shadow makes itself known on your head. You look up.
Aliens.
What do you do?
GOD OF DEATH: Destroy the world, and let it be known how horrible the people of mankind are. Let them know of our cruelty, of our base natures, and our monstrosity. We will be the reapers, the shadows of the night. We will haunt the universe for eons to come.
GOD OF HEROES: Stop the invasion. Let them know, that despite or cruelty and monstrosity, humanity has in them the power to do what is right. That when an unstoppable force hits us and tells us to move, that we will not budge. We will not flee. We will simply reply “No. You move.”
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rolled 99 = 99

>>20217463

GOD OF HEROES.

We must atone.
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rolled 23 = 23

>>20217463
HEROES

It must not end, not like this, those alien fuckers can't get the satisfaction of watching us burn.
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>>20217494

Are we hallucinating this? Like, are we dead?
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rolled 35 = 35

>>20217543


PINKKU MOHAWKAA MODO ENGAGED MUTHAFUCKA
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rolled 27 = 27

>>20217543
We took a prescription drug called Deus Ex Machina, and it is working perfectly

Heroes.
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>>20217569

FUCK I forgot to turn off dice.
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did op died
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>>20217494
As the aliens make their demands known and their dropships descend, you work. You reconfigure, reinput, and recalculate. The world is pure harmony, and you are its composer. Finally, you step back. And hit the big red button. You aim your pistol and the dropping horrors, and every time the trigger is pulled. A ship explodes. Every time it is pulled, invades die. Every time it is pulled, more people are saved. Finally, as you launch the last missile, you trace its path to the sky, towards the mothership.
You pull the trigger.
In a moment where the entire world goes silent, for just a moment, there is nothing.
Then a gunshot rings out, and a blue fire sears the sky. The worlds itself has gone up in flames, and or so it seems. You allow yourself one last smile. Then the world goes black.
(99 Rolled! Semi-Perfect Ending Achieved!)
You wake up, and find yourself in a strange room. White, like a hospital. A nurse looks at your stirring body, Then runs outside. She hopes a doctor, one who can help the savior of earth recover. When she returns, the body is no longer there. There is nothing but an open window, and curtains fluttering in the breeze. You stagger down the sidewalk with a broken arm in a cast, and find a dumpster that contains a familiar suit. You put it on. And feel something in your pocket. You pull out a number written on a postiit. Walking over to a payphone, you dial the number and a cute voice answers.
“Hello?”
“Hey, it’s me. So are we still on for dinner tonight?”
-QUEST END, EPILOGUE PRESENTED IF ASKED FOR-
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>>20217731
FUCK YEAH

Might as well see the epilogue
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>>20217731

What the fuck did I just read.
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>>20217731

Fuck yeah epilogue!
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>>20217787
The tale of one man that goes from drug bust, to bank heist, to botched bank heist, to PINK MOHAWK MODE, to RULER AND SAVIOR OF THE GODDAMN EARTH
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You dreamt of a penthouse. of voluptuous women. Of owning everything there is to own. You borrowed, you cheated, you lied, you stole, all to obtain that dream. And it turns out, you wouldn't get any of those things.
You don't have a penthouse. You have a personal island.
You don't have a army of sexy women at your beck-and-call. You have a wife that you married after years of courtship and play that could blow any others out of the water.
And you don't own everything. You have your life, your family, your pardon from the government. And happiness. What else do you need? Nothing. (Except for a rocking alien hoverbike. but you have that too.) You don't have the world, but you have all you could possibly want from it. Plus a drug that is now in your system permanently. but who cares? You don't.

Now go do something awesome.

-Epilogue End-

Thoughts? Comments? This was my first time doing a 1shot quest and I liked it pretty well. How about you guys?
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rolled 32 = 32

ALPHA AS FUCK

Also epilogue please
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god damn this was satisfying

you ought to keep the 1shot name and trip for future use, you're great at it

this feels much better than those long, drawn out quests.
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>>20217988
Basically what this guy said, it was nice not having to endure >TO BE CONTINUED

Please make more
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>>20217787
Me here
>>20217903

*stands up and starts clapping*
You OP. Are a gentleman. A scholar. And in no way shape or form, a faggot.
I salute you.
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>>20217903
I actually kind of lost interest when you went KARAZY with the pills but I guess that's because I came in here expecting it to be a more serious thing. Just wasn't my cup of tea I guess.
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http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20208022/

Archived. Vote up if you want. Maybe I'll do another 1shot in the future, you never know. any ideas that totally won't get ripped of at all for next time?
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A one-shot western would be fantastic. Maybe take a page from a Red Dead Redemption mission for the story? I was thinking you could base it off the Marshall's missions near the beginning of the game. Rough up some rustlers, stop general evildoing and conclude with a big gunfight to save the rancher's daughter.
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>>20218227
Or you know, from Westerns. There are DOZENS of Western movies and Novels to take inspiration from. naturally it's not going to be the same, but the basic situations at hand can be pretty good in some cases. You could have premade characters inspired by those of the works, tailored to provide an interesting twist as the GM sees it, or you could have people do little one shot characters and see what happens. (Some impositions might be needed. You can't crib more than a certain amount from True Grit without having one of the characters parents be murdered by outlaws, and depending on the way you wanted to play it, and at minimum, one of the NPC's or players has to at least be a bounty hunter, even if he doesn't call a party member "Little Sister" all the time and "kinda drawl in a manly fashion if ya know what I mean, partner")
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>>20217988

Gotta agree with this- I like one-shot quests a lot.


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