The bunnies dancing in my mind The the silverware, the halted time Plot is crawling through my windowpane Am I awake or do I dream The strangest pictures I have seen Haters hate and people'll stay irate>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-"We're doing science. Would you like to join in?""Science? Ve love science! Are you vorking on aeronautics?""Lift und drag?" they ask"Well no... We're working on data manipulations." Susan tells them."Ve haff no idea vat that is.""Well.. hmnnn what can you two do?" you ask them"You ask vat ve can do?" the two ask with raised eyebrows."Ve can do this."Above them, some form of portal opens up, and through it flies a massive armored airship."Zis is the air superiority platform, GIGANT." Ferdinand tells you, as you stare up in disbelief at the huge airship bristling with cannons."Oh yeah, ve just blew your minds ja?" Paul asks as his rotund body shakes in mirth.WATDO?[ ]Check out the airship[ ]ask Stahl for his next instructions[ ]other
Check out airship. then instructions.Also, "Fuck yeah
>>20394252[x]Other"Can you teach me some german?"
>>20394252Fuck yeah[ ]Check out the airship
>>20394308That actually raises an interesting question. If we made them german, are they just stereotypes?Where do we pull the personalities from? Do we just make them outright? If that's the case, they should know no more about something than we do.
>>20394252[x]Check out the airshipHow long can we keep it materialized, and what's the drain on our majaik reserves?
>>20394323I'd say "Majiak we dont gotta explain shit" but thats why we are here to do...[x]Check out the airshipWe army now.
rolled 61 = 61I think it's about time Hayate starts tonguing Susan's butt.
[X]Check out the airship, then ask for instructions."Oh man. Erica and Ursula are going to love you two and your ship. Seriously this thing is awesome."
>>20394357>airship>armyI don't have a proper reaction image for this shit.
"can we check it out?" you ask them"Ja. Come on aboard." they answer"Ve give you grand tour."You fly up to the ship on saucers and land yourselves on the wide deck on top.Looking around, you estimate the number of cannons to be around 2 dozen, not including the large turrets on the thing's superstructure."Ve put everyzing ve know into this.""State of ze art. Master of ze skies." the two tell you as they lead you inside.The ship, one with a large central bladder for lift, had all of the other structures built around on the outside.You find everything you might expect from a modern warship, cabins, radio rooms, gun batteries, etc.Towards the back, where a trio of huge engines propelled the craft, there were a couple of strange folded up craft lashed onto the deck."what are these?" you ask them"Scouts und fighters. There is 10 of them here.""Cool."The two take you to the bridge, where instead of 1, there were 2 wheels side by side."She is very finnky to fly." Paul tells you"Needs 2 helmsmen at all times when flying at full power." Ferdinand adds."Awesome..."[ ]What's the catch?[ ]ask Stahl for his next instructions[ ]other
>>20394645What's the catch?
>>20394645[ ]What's the catch?Always a catch. Always.
>>20394645[x]What's the catch?Always gotta be a catch.
>>20394645"How well can this ship defend against around three to four girls with heavy machine guns, plane legs, and panties? This is CRUCIAL guys."
>>20394645[X]What's the catch?I hope the fighters are these.Also now that we have this battleship we are well on our way to having our own personal army. Landraider deepstriking from the ship.Also I vote for the name of this ship if not already named. "Valiant."
>>20394645[x]What's the catch?
>>20394645Who's the catch.
>>20394645Why's the catch?
>>20394645"I can't help but feel that something is a bit off here." you say to which Susan nods.She turns to Paul and asks, "What's the catch?""Ja, zer are some limitations." he answers her."First, Gigant can't be called if ve four are not in close proximity." Ferdinand explains."Second, Gigant, though able to maintain form while not in combat indefinitely, can only fire off 3 volleys from its guns before it drains the two of you too much to maintain its shape." Paul continues."Gigant's cruising speed is 50mph. You can push it with ze afterburners but zat also will drain you. Maximum burst of 150mph for 15 minutes.""Finally, for Gigant to maintain it's form, atleast one of you two, and one of us, should be in it's vicinity or on it.""Those limitations seem reasonable enough." you comment as you place a hand on one of the wheels.""You know Ursula and Erica will love the shit out of this thing.""Don't I know it."Stahl's voice interrupts you and your new friends' conversation,"Thank you for the fascinating display, this should be more than enough for now. I want to run some tests on you in the real.">brb getting soem rice on
>>20394929"Dr. Stahl, it was the director that always say to it that we... keep the rewired constructs when we befriend them. Do we in this case?"
>>20394929"Sure thing Dr. Stahl! I'll be right there."
>>20394929The simulation ends, and you find yourselves back in the lab.Stahls, still in his female form, is seated at the console from which he was watching your earlier."Well, I think I know how you're doing it, but to prove it concretely, I want to try something in the real world.""Number 542, Number 320, front and center." she says as she taps the floor with her foot.A small trapdoor opens and a pair of gerbils crawl out and salute him."Get on the table," he commands the rodents, "We need test subjects.""okay you to," he says as he now turns to you. "I want you to try and 'hack' these two. They're real animals, super-intelligent, but still real, I want to see if you can do to them what you can do to simulated beasts."**ROLLEM**first 2 rolls to break 70+ says what hat you and Susan pull out
rolled 89 = 89>>20395240Bowler Hats.
rolled 25 = 25>>20395240Little thimble knight helmet
rolled 67 = 67>>20395240unbearably gaudy and steampunky pirate captains hat that has a small coo coo clock on it.
rolled 66 = 66A tiny plate helm, like you'd find on a paladin
rolled 45 = 45>>20395240A baseball cap that says ATF
rolled 96 = 96>>20395264I'll roll for that
rolled 16 = 16>>20395264mo'fucking redwall time.
>>20395264>>20395274>>20395288fuck yes mouse knight time
Also, after learning about Hansel and Gretel last quest...I say we invite them to a picnic.Because someone had to go and make me sad as all hell for her.
I'll also point out we already have a bowler hat panda.
>>20395316Now I feel bad...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LSw_z5C8cc
rolled 92 = 92>>20395264rolling for this
>>20395249>>20395274You pull out a tiny plate helm and Susan draws a tiny bowler."I take left, You take right?" She asks"Sure."The two of your approach the patiently waiting animals and place the hats on their heads.**ROLLEM**You must break a 99 within 10 rolls
rolled 75 = 75>>20395354well here goes nothing. and i mean nothing
rolled 91 = 91>>20395354>10 rolls>break 99
rolled 57 = 57>>20395354Alexi dice go, pierce the heavens with your... automated function!
rolled 23 = 23>>20395354we are never going to do this. but god damn it we will try.
rolled 50 = 50>>20395354Eeeeeuuuulaliaaaaa!!
rolled 18 = 18>>20395354He really doesn't want us to have these guys clearly.
rolled 82 = 82Logalogalogalooog!
rolled 96 = 96Curse my mediocrity!
rolled 46 = 46>>20395354Nor do the dice.
rolled 36 = 36>>20395354come on
rolled 47 = 47Trying for last roll.
rolled 22 = 22>>20395374Come on, little guys
rolled 71 = 71One last chance!Redwaaaaaall!
rolled 84 = 84>>20395354>must break 99You really don't want this to work, do you?
rolled 7 = 7FOR SCIENCE!
rolled 26 = 26Whelp no robo .... wait no I have an idea.Let's put our constructs into robot bodies.
rolled 18 = 18I think I realize what Stahl's having us do.We're not altering data. We're altering reality.
rolled 78 = 78Psst, Gerbil.You go full paladin and there's some roasted caramel chestnuts and apple tarts glazed with honey in it for you.Full Redwall Treatment, no fooling.
rolled 15 = 15why u hate SCIENCE, dice?
rolled 58 = 58Dicegods grace us with a 100 and you shall recieve a little boy or a goats virginity.
rolled 52 = 52Oh, alright then.It's ok little gerbil buddy, you can keep the helmet.Here's a walnut.
rolled 51 = 51We'll get a nat 1 before a nat 100.Rollan for reality hax.
>>20395354The gerbil with the bowler lowers it over his eyes and takes on a cocky pose, the one with the plate helm just stood there majestically.They lock eyes with you and you with they.Susan's gerbil gives her a presumptuous wink."Feel anything?" Stahl asks the gerbils.The two shake their tiny furry heads and proceed to take off the hats and hand them back to you."Well, that proves it." Stahl says contentedly as she leans back in her seat.**ROLLEM**>taking 5th
rolled 78 = 78Just out of curiosity, what would have happened on a 100?
rolled 73 = 73>>20395584It only affects programmed constructs?
rolled 64 = 64>>20395584rolling. so we are not reality hax.
rolled 87 = 87>>20395584
rolled 49 = 49>>20395584
rolled 49 = 49>>20395591>>20395592>>20395593>>20395615>>20395620Four awesome rolls, 1 mediocre roll. Just our luck.
rolled 36 = 36>>20395653It's my fault, I infected Codeki with my moderate roll powers.
rolled 90 = 90>>20395680This one will probably be high, because it isn't needed.
rolled 80 = 80>>20395740And that's how the dice gods roll.>Oh god that is an awful pun.
rolled 17 = 17You give that happy gerbil back his plate helm and walnut shell sheildWe have a Gaben of Gaben's and he can keep our Gaben.
>>20395620"proves what?" you ask her."well.. After looking back on all the data the Bureau has on your previous... tamings, and observing you today, I conclude that your powers, as convenient as they may seem, are actually pretty low-teir as far as data manipulators are concerned.""Take the Director for example. She's one of the highest class of manipulators. She's actually in a league of her own. She can affect the real with just a single thought, rewrite history, even think you out of existence. Then there's the more mid-tier manipulators. Those that can do simple stuff in the real. You two, You two are low-tier.""You can only affect simple constructs that are made out of pure data. You can't alter the real world's "data". You can only do it if you have something to focus on, hence the hats.""You managed to alter the data of a construct that was a bit complex, that girl, but it wasn't a full complete alteration, you just bound her to you. Your complete alterations expand the basic program's parameters and adds a personality that you generate subconsciously. Your familiars are basically spells that you made from copied and edited data from simulations.""They drain you like any other spells can, I know you already know that, but that airship you two generated is very interesting. It's bound to the two of you, not just one. And you two share the majaikal load."ANYTHING YOU WANT TO CLARIFY/ask?
>>20395971"Glad to have you around then susan, it's good to have someone else shoulder the burden.""What happened to your other assistant?" Actually i cant recall is Hayate met her...
>>20395971EVERYTHING IS SIMULATION RUN BY DIRECTOR CONFIRMEDTAKE THE RED PILL
>>20395971can we get better at data manipulation?
>>20395971Ask if our data manipulation can be improved at all, or more focused. Also, if our majaik drain can be reduced in any way, such as making our majaik use more efficient.
>>20396056>>20396079Seconded. We did it without know what we were doing. Logically we should be able to improve.
>>20396079Speaking of that. We need to see the Doctor.Our Majaik drain might have stopped.
Let's ask him if any of the scientists he knows specialize in time travel.Doc Brown anyone?
>>20395971>>20396079+1 for 'make me not suck at it please'.
>>20396181>>20396079>>20396056Also this I guess.
>>20396079"How can we improve?" Susan asks him."Well.. you practice. Now I have no idea what you'd need to actually get better, but a couple of weeks in a simulator should help. As for taking your powers and using them in the real, I also have no idea.""Can our majaik drain be reduced in anyway?" you ask him."You could use a battery, or a juice converter... No wait. You won't have access to those yet. Scratch that. I guess you could build-up your reserves. Your handlers should have been doing that since day one." she answers. "any more questions?"ONE LAST QUESTION FOR EACH OF YOU.WHAT ASK?
>>20396213Do you know anybody that we can talk to about time travel?
>>20396213"Hey I need to locate these parts for a pet project of mine, do you know where in the blue blazes I can find those?"The mini flux capacitor should be somewhere... right?
>>20396213>>20396175"Do you know any scientists that specialize in time travel?"
rolled 51 = 51>>20396213"We need a flux capacitor/(one of those other time items that i forgot the name of). Where Can I find one?"also I find your lack of BADGER BLOODRAGE disturbing.
>>20396213Do we get to keep Paul and Ferdinand?
>>20396213"Oh, we're looking for a micro-flux capacitor. Do you happen to know anyone who might be able to help us get one?"
>>20396279THIS. I am not walking out of here without them and that airship
>>20396213Do we get to keep the two constructs we rewrote, then?
>>20396213We need that flux capacitor!
there isn't much point in asking him if we're keeping the Flying 'Tees. either we can summon them or we can'twe do need info on that flux capacitor.
>>20396348We can ask Rood later about a flux capacitor, but this is our only chance to keep Paul and Ferdinand.
>>20396366Last question for each of you, does that mean 2 then?
>>20396374watOf course we can keep them. They're magical constructs that we can now summon. They're not Stahl's pets, they were created specifically to test our abilities. They run off of our magick and are summoned by us, so they really can't be taken away.
>>20396213"Well..." susan begins "do we get to keep Paul and Ferdinand?""Of course, actually, you don't even need me to release them to you, you could pull summon them anytime now. My simulator has no data locks like the ones they use for training, all data is shared to all participants and the R&D's network.""Cool." Susan says as she backs off."Well, I have a question, something a bit more.. scientific." you tell Stahl, "Do you have any idea where I could find a mini Flux Capacitor and Variable cogitator?""Why?" she asks"I need them for a project of mine.""A time machine?"[ ]yes[ ]no[ ]Other
>>20396425[x]Other"Spoilers. Sorry. You know how it is."
>>20396425[x]Other"A prank on my handler, but time shenanigans are involved"
>>20396425"SCIENCE! and spoilers."
>>20396425[x]Other"Sort of. Probably."
>>20396425Yes, repairing one
>>20396425"Sorry. Spoilers.""... well, there's doc Brown. He's R&D's expert on temporal stuff. The Doctor, the one with the blue box knows more but he never did teach anyone anything.""I see, thanks. I'll try and get in touch with him sometime."After a few more moments of small talk, the testing now positively over, you and Susan bid the good doctor goodbye."Wait." she says as she stops Susan from heading on out. "I want a rematch.""Anytime, doctor." Your twin tells her."goodbye." the two white-haired children tell you and Susan as you head out the door."Goodbye." the two of you say in synced deadpan as you turned slowly and looked back at them with eyes that stared emptily.You laugh about that in the elevator on the way up.---------------------------------------------------------------BACK OUTSIDE, WAT DO?>you have 15 minutes until class.
>>20396698Quick Device-to-Device call to Doctor Brown, asking if he has a spare mini-flux capacitor and a variable cogitator we could have.
>>20396698Mentaliate Doc. Brown asking him about parts.
>>20396698I think it's obvious.ride the new airship to class, introduce everyone to Ferd and Paul
>>20396698Fly ze blimp to show off and Mentilate doc brown about the bits
>>20396698Figure out how we're going to tell Erica and Ursula how we've turned two of their national heroes into manatees in silly hats.
>>20396698As you and Susan decide to head straight to class instead of heading home, you try and get Kraus to contact Doctor Brown."HE'S NOT IN RANGE DINGUS. WANT TO LEAVE A MESSAGE?""Eh, sure.""WELL, SAY WHAT YOU WANT NOW DICK SMEAR." And that's when Kraus let out a tone not-unlike an answering machine.WAT MESSAGE WILL YOU LEAVE?
>>20396995"Hello, Doctor Brown. This is Ayasaki Hayate, a Bureau Trainee. I was wondering if you happen to have a spare mini-flux capacitor and variable cogitator that I could have. I would be most appreciative if you do. Thank you."
>>20396995"Hello Doctor Brown, my name is Hayate and I was told that you could help me track down a miniature flux capacitor, and possibly a Variable cogitator. So if at all possible I would appreciate any assistance you could give me in my hunt."
>>20396995Hey, you probably already know this, but when you get a chance, I'd like to speak to you. I'm looking for a miniture flux capacitor and a variable cogitator and was told that you're the expert on time travel.So, when you get back from whenever you are, please give me a call.
Hello doctor,My name is Ayasaki Hayate, and I'm looking for a miniture flux capacitor and a variable cogitator. It's a long story that involves lots of spoilers so it would be best to discuss that in person. Please call me back if you get the chance.
>>20396995"Hello Doctor Brown, my name is Hayate and I was told that you could help me track down a miniature flux capacitor, and possibly a Variable cogitator. So if at all possible I would appreciate any assistance you could give me in my hunt."*tooot*Again that beep.With that over, you and Susan head-off to class.---------------------------------------------------------------------"This afternoon's mission is a simple one." The Dude says as he holds up a pair of handcuffs."You have been captured. Your captors intend to execute you in 3 days. They have access to majaik dampeners and limiters, so that means you will have no use of majaik."he taps the podium and things begin to go black"Escape anyway you can."HOW DO YOU ESCAPE?*add a roll for mission success*>taking the 5th
rolled 78 = 78>>20397115Diplomacy. We'll ask them nicely to let us go, and they will.
rolled 83 = 83>>20397115Turn the Swag up to 200% and seduce the conveniently placed female cell guard into assisting you, before pelvic thrusting your way to freedom. (While also seducing the leader of the group who captured you, who is also conveniently female.)
rolled 12 = 12>>20397115Use our natural charm to convince the guard to let us go.
>>20397115SEDUCTION!Wait until a female guard is on duty, and then dial the swag up to 11. won't even take us 15 minutes
rolled 81 = 81>>20397153Forgot my roll.
rolled 39 = 39SWAG!
rolled 25 = 25>>20397146>>20397158Another roll for Super Swag Escape1
rolled 97 = 97Our fifth roll is never good. Why do you do this to us LG?
>>20397202Because he knows the fifth roll will be terribad
rolled 89 = 89>>20397230nah, just the called rollI mean, it goes high for everything but the one he wants
>>20397115You have no idea what came over you, but you thought you could seduce your way out of prison.Your guards were bulky goons dressed in body armor and they never said a word.Their boss was an old crotchety woman that was as much of a sadist as she was a reanimated mummy.You tried your best to get to her, to even get a little leeway, maybe steal a knife or a pen you could use to escape with.But the more you tried and talked, the tighter the security became.Three days you tried, three hungry days where your only source of nutrient was moss on the walls of that damp cell.No windows, no bars, just a solid iron door and cold meter thick walls.You failed. You were so disheartened by this that didn't even attempt to escape as they took you to the chopping block and the ax plummeted towards your neck.-----------------------------------------------------------------"So kid. Tell me," The dude asks you as the simulation ended "what do you think you did wrong?"ANSWER?
rolled 41 = 41>>20397297"My 5th roll was bad."
>>20397297"I picked a poor course of action for the situation. I thought I'd be able to charm my way out; guess that only works in the spy movies."
>>20397297Probably should have changed plans after it was obvious it wasn't working.And that chick was obviously a lesbian. Only possibility.
>>20397297I need to get better at diplomacy, also FUCK THE DICE GODS!!!
rolled 78 = 78>>20397303This. My 5th roll was bad, and LG likes taking the 5th roll. Especially since everything else was mostly 80+
rolled 72 = 72>>20397297"It's like this outer force made me fail, and for some reason the lesson learned in other sim I failed didn't apply to this one."
I should've worn a dress.
>>20397297"I tried to use charm, when I should have used stealth and force."Guess I can't talk my way out of everything."
Should have pulled a shawshank redemption and tunneled. Probably would have been easier. That or going with my 1st, 2nd, 4th, or 7th rolls. those would also have worked.
>>20397303"My fifth roll was bad." you tell him the first thing that came to mind."What?""I mean... I chose a poor course of action and i should have changed my plans when it was obvious that it wasnt working.""Ex-fucking-cactly. You know who was able to escape?""Sagara?""NOPE. He got his head cutoff on the first day after he tried to break out and got caught.""Err... then who was it?""Touma. Crafty fucker had the guards fight each other by use of some pretty clever 'yo momma' jokes. He then used that opportunity to escape."----------------------------------------------------------------After class was dismissed for that afternoon, you and the girls head back home to the resort.BACK HOME.WAT DO?
>>20397435time to introduce our new friends. how much time before therapy?and sheeit guys dial back on the meta answers.
>>20397435Show them the airbase.We may need to go outside for that.
>>20397435Introduce them to Ferdinand and Paul.Introduce Ferd and Paul to everyone and the other familiars, show them the beach, see if they like the water.Ask Alice how she liked being in the labs with Ursula.Don't forget therapy later.
>>20397435Family flight around town after we make sure we have a plan encase the ship disappears.>'Keep a closer eye on him.' He tells him mentally 'I think he's becoming meta-aware.' 'Mindwipe?' 'I dont know. Just watch him for now' Wait we aren't already? Damn we're slow...
>>20397470I don't think we're supposed to be.
>>20397470Apparently only the upper echelons of the Bureau are supposed to be Meta-Aware.The rank-and-file are supposed to believe in the convenient lie of Multiversal Theory and alternate Dimensions. We think that when an operative becomes Meta-Aware, it's a one-way ticket either to Management or to a mind-wipe.
>'Keep a closer eye on him.' He tells him mentally 'I think he's becoming meta-aware.' 'Mindwipe?' 'I dont know. Just watch him for now' #msqFFFFFFFFFFF
rolled 86 = 86>>20397470>>20397540YES! Mindwipe Ending is a go!
>>20397540This is what you get for being Meta and thinking yourself clever!This is what happens! Did you think there wouldn't be consequences?
>>20397521>>20397478well shit good thing we haven't realized that we know solid snake from our home dimension's fiction... Im just adding fuel to the fire aren't I? better shut up fast before my thinking out loud causes our character to become aware.
>>20397570alternate dimensions is our excuse. We know of those, just not the "meta" yet.
Can't wait till post thread paranoia.
>>20397570Would being more meta increase our data manipulation abilities?Quick, everyone start meta-gaming as hard as you can.or better yet:www.wikipedia.orgNOW WE KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ALL THE CONTINUITIES!
so if hayate became meta aware theoretically wouldn't that superstrength his powers?
>>20397628before we could take advantage of it, we would get mindwiped.
>>20397643Not if we keep our big mouths shut.
>>20397628Not necessarily.But what it does do is put you on the radar of some very scary people.Fortunately, the Bureau has treaties with the TSAB and the Transpace Guard, so you won't have to worry about a Sector Task Force, Dimensional Navy battle squadron, or Editor Hit Team coming for us.However, the TG Black Ops wetwork team might still come after us, there's the Combine and the G-Man who's always on the lookout for new prospective employees. We probably don't have anything the ATN or the Closers want, so those two are hopefully not interested. The UPW is isolationist so they're probably not a concern.Q is always a concern, however.
>>20397643But since that got posted in the thread we are now meta aware that our meta-awareness will lead us to be mindwiped, so we just have to meta-hide our meta-awareness from ourselves....Oh my god...Is this the plan that Future-hayate is carrying out?
>>20397668inb4 he escapes the mindwipe and is trying to stop us from becoming aware.
>>20397679> escapes the mindwipe.Or maybe he doesn't. Maybe he's watching us in the past to get his memories back!
With the girls all together, you and Susan tell them what you've learned from Dr.Stahl's testing."So you can't do real world stuff?" Perrinne asks you"Not yet no." you tell her optimistically "We just need the practice." Susan adds."oh by the way, we made new friends today." You pull out Ferdinand's beanie as Susan pull's out Paul's.After introducing the family to the two manatees.You have them show off the Gigant.Ursula fell in-love with the thing at first sight.She was like a kid in a candy store when you got on board."This shoudn't even be able to fly!" She comments in disbelief as the two take the family to the bridge."Majaik." Susan answers off-handedly.WAT DO/SAY/TALK TO?
>>20397679inb4 he escapes his mindwipe and is trying to make us more meta-aware so that we know we are going to be mindwiped so that we have a plan in place to escape and then go back in time to help ourselves become more meta-aware.
>>20397692Ask Mio how her day went (Alice was with her right?)
>>20397692Lets do some program trading. I want to see if any of them have any that's compatible with us.I know at minimum, Erica has the clothes program.Maybe we'll be able to get a copy of Hina's wing (which would put is a slutty succubus costume obviously)
>>20397692See if there's enough room to race the landraider through the ship.
>>20397710You know that program would really come in handy in so many situations it isn't even funny.>>20397698inb4 that madoka shit happens to us, but with meta instead of potential or whatever that was.
>>20397692"Hey Erica," you ask the girl seated at the main gun's controls. "I was wondering... maybe I could get a copy of that clothing subroutine you and Frau you have?""Eh sure." she taps her hat and has her Device send Kraus the Data."I GOT IT NOW PANTY-SHOT." he tells you "WANT TO TRY IT OUT?"
>>20397706Ursula had Alice for the afternoon. So we'd be asking Ursula about Alice now
Time for breakaway pants!
>>20397826Sure. 80's style outfit. Make it as flashy as possible.
>>20397826Fuck yes. Time to dress like some sort of Skypirate.Also ask alice about her afternoon.
>>20397845No, actually, I changed my mind. You ruined it. Thanks for ruining the fucking thread.
>>20397867Seriously guy don't make me a tripfag too.
>>20397892Lets add breakaway pants and more skypirate and we can make this a thing.
>>20397891>>20397867These guy are NOT ME!!Tripping so these guys fail ^__^
>>20397908STOP IT!!! ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY!!!
>>20397826"Can you whip me up some sort of Sky-Pirate attire?" you ask Kraus."YOU GOT IT WING-NUTS."A quick transformation later and you find yourself in a white dress, a leather corset, highheeled boots and leggings held up by garter-belts."What? Kraus, man, not cool.""DON'T LOOK AT ME BUTTPLUNDERER. I TRIED TO MAKE YOU A FUCKING COAT AND VEST, THIS IS WHAT CAME OUT.""Papa... you look funny." Alice says as she tugs at one of your gloved hands."yeah, I know darling, let me just get back to normal." you tell her as you deactivate the clothing program."I GUESS YOU STILL CANT GET OVER YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS DESIRE TO CROSS-DRESS YOU FRUIT." Kraus tells you."... Just, just look into the problem Kraus, please.""YA GOT IT DICKWAD."You turn back to your daughter, and ask the little blonde how her afternoon went."I met Mister Rood. He's funny. And then Mama Ursula blew up, and it was also funny."Ursula fidgets a few meters away."Did you have fun then?""Yes!""great." you tell her with a pat on her head.
>>20397919Here's a suggestion.Drop the name entirely.
>>20397919Sure it is. Though it was better when everyone was LG.
>>20397922>This postNo. Just no. You ruined it.
>>20397929Or various versions of.
>>20397922Temporary solution: use gender neutral clothes, armour isn't a problem as male and female grunts wear the same things.
I'll just keep switching up my name like I do over in 'M'GQ.
>>20397944Well, there's a reason I specified "LG" rather than "Landing Gear">>20397947The steam-punk/sky-pirate think will override that, and make it feminine.
>>20397947That's just begging for boobplate, or worse.
>>20397922Wait, if we got a dress, would that mean that Susan would get a suit if she used the disguise program?I think this bears trying out.
>>20397954Goddamnit, couldn't even spell my own bullshit name right.
--------------------------------------------------------After a bout an hour more of exploring the airship and flying it around the tower, even discovering that the Landraider fit on deck and even had space to drive around on, you and the girls get ready head out to Shinji's for therapy."I'll watch the house." Yuki says as she stands by the door. "I'll take care of while you're away Alice if you want."[ ]leave Alice with Yuki[ ]take Alice with you
Is this really happening again?
Now I'm trying to work LG into my conductor theme I got going.
>>20397980[x] Bring them both.
>>20397982Lanky G-rail?We can probably leave Alice at home, but we could probably just invite them both along.
>>20397981It might be.
>>20397980Take Alice, ask her if she's sure she doesn't want to go as well. I mean our friends can watch the house no problem.
>>20397980[x]leave Alice with YukiSometimes you have to leave your kids with a babysitter. It happens. Leave Dan and Jakob for Alice to play with.
>>20397980>[ ]leave Alice with Yuki
>>20398005[x] Take Alice and Yuki.The more the merrier.
>>20398002It's a psychiatric therapy session. It's kind of private, and not the kind of thing to bring people to lightly. Especially when it's us and our horrible past.
>>20398021All the more reason to bring our Daughter and Charge.
>>20398060Correction: Our daughter who might actually be our past girlfriend sent from the future by ourselves.
>>20398060Well, it would make Yuki's book version of us far more accurate.Would be interesting though.
Guys, Yuki doesnt know our backstory of doom.i don't think dropping it on her in therapy would be the best.>leave Alice with Yuki, get ALL THE FAMILIARS to keep them company
>>20398060Uh, no. That means exposing our daughter to the horrors of our own childhood, and doing the same to our charge that we're supposed to defend. You don't think that making Sakura cry was enough?You need to do it to Alice and Yuki too?
>>20398109>>20398087Fine point taken, I concede.
>>20398109Good point, I'm switching over to have them stay here, or at least wait outside of the room.
Leave Alice with Yuki. Exposing them to our past in such a way is not the best way to go about it.
>>20397980[x] Leave Alice with Yuki.I smell plot.
You decide that it would be for the best to leave Alice with Yuki.You wouldn't want to expose them to your... background before they're even prepared for it."Sure." you tell Yuki, "I'll leave the guys here to keep you two company."You bring out all of your familiars and ask them to watch over the house and the two.---------------------------------------------------------------Arriving at Shinji's he let's your large group into his office.As expected, there's too many of you for just the few chairs he had there and you stand around awkwardly trying to figure out how to fit everyone in."Oh. wait. Let me take care of that." Shinji says as he closes the door behind you.he activates a simulator that worked like Mike's did and turns his office into a large patio overlooking the sea.There, on the wooden deck, nice wide couches were ready to receive you and your family."So..." Shinji begins after everyone settles themselves in. "Girls, if you don't mind me asking, what exactly do you see in him?"
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:World's WorthNew thread at 2200 4chan time.>SCIENCE/ SOUSUKE/ OTHER later at 0800>YOUR CHOICE
>>20398154In before Erica's troll throttle gets stuck at full.
>>20398160Other, even if I won't actually be here for it.
>>20398154>"Girls, if you don't mind me asking, what exactly do you see in him?"Erica: "Keima's penis"
>>20398003Actually, change that to all of the familiars. Raul, Dan, Lo, Jakob, Ted, Ferdinand and Paul, the Beetonian Collective, with full majaik access. And then there's Mandy, Jack, Souseiseki and Suiseiseki as well.
inb4 Erica responds with innuendo, all the Tsunderes Tsundere, and Mio responds by pantsing us.
The obvious answer for Erica is her tongue in his butt.
>>20398160Sousuke!We've been making great progress, what with Mardukas possibly being open to a non-aggression pact after we exposed the danger of Rance.
>>20398160Gonna have to go with an "other" quest
>>20398160Let's try that Other quest.