>The goblins don't seem too hostile. Let's see if we can negotiate with them for passage instead of fighting.>YOUR FIGHTER FALLS. YOU FORGET HOW TO USE SWORDS AND ARMOR UNTIL YOU RECIEVE AN ATONEMENT SPELL.
What is this I don't even.
Damnit, now I need to go conquer an island and commit genocide on an entire species to get my powers back
>>20405170I fucking lol'd
Did I stumble over a goblin ? I heard bad falls could make one ambesic, but I thought only personal memories could be lost, not technical knowledge.
>These lava beasts don't care about fire at all! Good thing I packed a wand with cold->YOU HAVE BROKEN YOUR BOND TO FIRE AS A PYROMANCER; YOU MUST RECEIVE AN ATONEMENT BEFORE YOU MAY EVER CAST AGAIN
>It's dark in here, but instead of using up one of my spell slots, I'll just use a Sun Rod>YOU WIZARD FALLS. YOU FORGET HOW TO READ AND PERFORM MAGIC, FAGGOT.
>It would probably be a bad idea if I started singing while we attempt to sneak silently into the king's bedchambers>YOUR BARD FALLS. YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SING OR PERFORM MUSIC UNTIL YOU ATONE.
>Forget how to use armor.My body was not ready.
>No guys, we've been to this inn a thousand times. I don't need to check for traps.>YOUR ROGUE FALLS. YOU CANNOT BE SNEAKY UNTIL YOU RECEIVE AN ATONEMENT SPELL.
>This little girl's plight has touched my heart. >YOUR BARBARIAN FALLS! YOU CAN NO LONGER BECOME ANGRY UNTIL YOU RECEIVE AN ATONEMENT SPELL!
>Maybe the hero is right. Maybe it's time to hang up my necromancy rob->YOUR BBEG FALLS. YOUR PLAYERS CANNOT FIGHT EVIL UNTIL IT ATONES.
>>20405238WITH CAT LIKE TREAD, UPON OUR PREY WE STEAL.
>So I'll catch my breath, until I finish to swim through those submerged caver->YOU HAVE BROKEN YOUR BOND TO AIR AS A LIVING BEING; YOU MUST RECEIVE AN ATONEMENT SPELL BEFORE BEING ABLE TO BREATH AGAIN !
>Try a direct approach because it seemed like the enemy was easy enough to over come.>YOUR ROGUE FALLS. YOU FORGET HOW TO SNEAK ATTACK AND DEAL WITH TRAPS UNTIL YOU RECEIVE AN ATONEMENT SPELL.
>Oh, this magical chainmail is nice. If no else want this item I'll use it.>YOUR DRUID HAS BROKEN HIS BOND WITH NATURE AND FALLS. YOU FORGET HOW TO CHANGE SHAPE AND CAST SPELLS UNTIL YOUR RECEIVE AN ATONEMENT SPELLAm I doing it right ?
>>20405309Yes you are good sir.>This is not an appropriate place to use bombs at all, perhaps I should lay down my preferred role to support the party without my preferences.>YOU HAVE FALLEN AS AN EXPLOSIVE EXPERT; EXPLOSIVES ARE THE ANSWER TO ANY PROBLEM AND YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN THIS. THE BLACK POWDER IS ASH IN YOUR HANDS, AND YOU SHALL NOT TOUCH FUSE WIRE WITHOUT IT BURNING YOUR SKIN UNTIL YOU RECEIVE AN ATONEMENT
>I think this problem does not need the help of my Eidolon to be solved.>YOUR SUMMONER FALLS. YOU FORGET HOW TO SUMMON THINGS AND BUFF STUFF UNTIL YOU RECEIVE AND ATONEMENT SPELL.
I love the idea of a gm standing up, slapping his palms on the table, leaning over to the player, blood shot eyes and just screaming these over and over again.
>It's too risky to drain her now, in this room filled with vampire hunters. I'll hold off until later. >YOU FALL AS A VAMPIRE. YOU CAN NOW EAT GARLIC AND GO IN THE SUN UNTIL YOU RECEIVE AN ATONEMENT SPELL.
>>20405395The GM needs to do it in this style http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaoySOGlZ_U
> I don't want to have sex with that. As a professional mercenary I will proceed with my objective> YOUR ANTHROMORPHIC CHARACTER FALLS. YOU CANNOT USE NATURAL WEAPONS UNTIL YOU RECIEVE AN ATONEMENT SPELL
>>20405429>never happens
>>20405395Shiiiit, I would love to draw that, but I simply can't till next week, and it won't make any sense doing so by then .
>It's probably not a good idea to kill the king...>YOUR CE CHARACTER FALLS! YOU MUST OBEY ALL LAWS AND HELP OLD LADIES CROSS THE ROAD UNTIL YOU RECEIVE ATONEMENT!
>I don't think we should take this bribe, the local king might not look kindly on us getting into child sex-slavery and selling heroin dressed as nuns.>YOUR MURDERHOBO HAS FALLEN. YOU MUST RECEIVE AN ATONEMENT BEFORE YOU CAN BE A CHARACTER AGAIN
>>20405435>does happen, quite often actuallySurprisingly, some people want to be the massive wolf man to RIP AND TEAR, not YIFF AND YIFF SOME MORE.
>This bridge looks unstable. I hope I make it...>YOUR PALADIN FALLS. YOU MAY NO LONGER LIVE UNTIL YOU RECIEVE A RAISE DEAD SPELL.
>You know guys, I think this game I'm going to make a character that sounds interesting instead of one designed specifically for combat and little else.>YOUR MUNCHKIN FALLS. YOU FORGET HOW TO POWERGAME AND AND BE A HUGE DICK UNTIL YOU RECIEVE AN ATONEMENT SPELLit'll never happen...
> There's a beautiful maiden alone in the meadow? I approach her in hopes that we can spend the day having innocent fun together, and then I'll see her home safely and meet her parents.> YOUR F.A.T.A.L. CHARACTER FALLS. YOU FORGET HOW TO GET AN ERECTION OR DILATE YOUR ANUS UNTIL YOU RECIEVE AN ATONEMENT SPELL
>>20405280i lol'd
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GIMWle1rlkLike this guise? :D
>>20405464>some people want to be the massive wolf man to RIP AND TEAROnly in FATAL
>Shit, the house it on fire, I run, leaving my stuff behind.>YOUR SPELLBOOK BURNS. YOU CAN'T PREPARE SPELLS UNTIL YOU GET A NEW ONE.Wait
>Maybe I could negotiate with the Tau, they at least seem to pursue it, and we could at least tell them to fuck off.>YOUR INQUISITOR FALLS TO HERESY. YOU LOSE ALL YOUR WARGEAR AND RANKS UNTIL YOU RECEIVE AN ATONEMENT BULLET.
>sorry guys I can't make it tonight, I have a date, can you continue to GM please>YOUR PLAYER FALLS, YOU WILL CONTINUE TO FOREVER GM UNTIL YOU RECEIVE AN ATONEMENT SPELL
>I think we should deal with these xenos in a diplomatic way, they could be of great use as ... ally!>YOUR CHAPTER MASTER FALLS. YOU FORGET HOW TO USE YOUR BOLTER AND POWER ARMOR UNTIL YOU BATHE IN THE EMPERORS LIGHT
>>20405578aww shush, you beat me to it by two post. oh well...
>This seems like a straight fight. I don't think I need to do anything fancy.>YOUR SWASHBUCKLER FALLS. YOUR RAPIER IS AS A LIMP DICK, WAGGLING FLACCIDLY IN YOUR GRIP. YOU HAVE THE GRACE OF A HIPPO'S ASS AND NONE OF THE CHARISMA. YOU SHALL STAGGER BLINDLY THROUGH LIFE TRIPPING OVER YOUR BOOTLACES AND SMASHING YOUR UGLY FACE INTO WALLS UNTIL YOU RECEIVE AN ATONEMENT SPELL.
>>20405656
>This DMPC is kinda overpowered, maybe we should hang back and let him fight this battle.>YOU WILL FALL BECAUSE YOU NEVER TRIED TO STAND FOR YOURSELVES. YOU CANNOT WATCH ROBOTS FIGHT UNTIL YOU RECEIVE AN ATONEMENT SPELL.
>Well, I guess I can just buy these potions and save my crafting experience for something more importa->YOUR ARTIFICER FALLS. YOU LOSE ACCESS TO ALL YOUR CRAFT FEATS AND SKILLS UNTIL YOU TAKE AN ATONEMENT SPELL
>'ey, i wonder why dis works da way it doez>YOUR MEKBOY FALLS. YOU CANNOT BUILD SENSELESS CONTRAPTIONS AGAIN UNTIL YOU EAT AN ATONEMENT SQUIG
>Maybe I slow down and enjoy the contry sideYOUR SANIC HAS FALLEN. HE CAN NEVER GO FAST AGAIN. UNTIL HE RECEIVES ATONEMENT
>>20405671>I wonder what would happen if I caught some rouge Tyranids and kept them as pets to unleash like hounds.>YOUR GENERAL FALLS. YOU LOSE THE ABILITY TO GIVE ORDERS AND USE LEADERSHIP TWO UNTIL YOU RECEIVE TACTICAL GENIUS hurr.
>I'll just sketch a map of the dungeon in the back of my spellbook>YOUR SPELLBOOK FALLS. ALL OF THE PAGES CONTAINING SPELLS FALL OUT AND CANNOT BE REPLACED UNTIL IT RECEIVES AN ATONEMENT SPELL
>C'mon, guys. I'm not just going to shoot these guys in the middle of negotiations. I'm a gunslinger, not a psychopath.>YOUR GUNSLINGER FALLS! YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN THE FACE OF YOUR FATHER, AND FORGET HOW TO USE GUNS AND OPERATE UNTIL YOU RECEIVE AN ATONEMENT SPELL!
>What if we start casting Atonement on things that haven't actually fallen?>ATONEMENT FALLS. NOTHING CAN BE ATONED UNTIL ALL ATONEMENT SPELLS RECEIVE AN ATONEMENT SPELL.
>Seems like dakka ain't da answer here, I'z tryin' ta be all sneaky.>YOUR ORK FALLS! YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO BE SHOOTY OR CHOPPY UNTIL YOU RECIEVE AN ATONEMENT SQUIG!
>>20405819>>20405713
> No, we're pretty rich already, we don't particularly NEED to hostile-takeover this mining asteroid.>YOUR ROGUE TRADER CAPTAIN FALLS! YOU WILL BE UNABLE TO ACT RECKLESSLY RUTHLESS UNTILL YOU SHOOT AN ATONEMENT REDSHIRT!
>this joke gets kind of old, maybe we'll do some slight variations of it to brighten things up>YOUR POSTER FALLS. YOU FORGET HOW TO USE THE INTERNET AND YOUR COMPUTER UNTIL YOU RECIEVE AN ATONEMENT SPELL.
>Well i don't stand for the bullshit the Imperium does, i mean psykers are people too, dangerous people but still people. That said I don't want to fall to all those fucking daemons of chaos. Maybe i'll find my own path>YOU EXPLODE
>Y'know, guys... maybe we don't need to read these books.>YOUR INVESTIGATOR FALLS. HE WILL BE UNABLE TO LOSE SAN UNTIL HE READS THE ATONEMENT TOME.
Who are you quoting?YOUR GREATER-THAN FALLS. YOU FORGET HOW TO GREENTEXT UNTIL YOU RECEIVE AN ATONEMENT SPELL
>What if I just put spoiler tags around my posts so the dogs of the false Emperor won't read my messages?>YOUR DESPOILER FALLS! HE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO LEAD THE BLACK CRUSAD OR TAKE UP ARMS AGAINST THE IMPERIUM IN ANY WAY UNTIL HE RECEIVES AN ATONEMENT SPELL
>I try to->YOUR PALADIN FALLS.
>I dunno guys, maybe this blackguard isn't WORTHY of redemption, just because the power to grant it is in my-->YOUR ATONEMENT FALLS, YOU CANNOT REDEEM EVIL CHARACTERS UNTIL IT RECEIVES AN ATONEMENT SPELL
>Alright guys, I'm going to let you decide what you want to do>YOUR DM FALLS. YOU CANNOT RUN THE GAME UNTIL YOU RAILROAD THE PARTY INTO AN ATONEMENT ENCOUNTER.
>Come on, I wont make you fall just for chosing to save the village over the little girl, that's ridiculous>MY DM FALLS.I FORGET HOW TO BEHAVE AND STAY IN CHARACTER AND CONTINUE TO JUST MURDER AND PILLAGE UNTIL YOU RECIEVE A PAIR OF BALLS.
>>20405923>take up arms
>I'm just going to tell them the truth>YOUR DIPLOMANCER FALLS. YOU FORGET HOW TO SPEAK UNTIL YOU RECIEVE AN ATONEMENT SPELL.
>Maybe I should lay off the alcohol, since I jsut got my legs amputated.>YOUR DORF FALLS. YOU FORGET HOW TO USE SKILLS AND STAY CONSCIOUS UNTIL YOU RECEIVE AN ATONEMENT DRINK.
>>20405923damn I lol'ed at ''take up arms''good job anon, good job
>>20406205this actually would apply for pic related
>I'll download this game from Steam.>YOUR DVD DRIVE FAILS! YOU CAN NO LONGER USE SOFTWARE FROM PHYSICAL STORAGE UNTIL YOU RUN AN ATONEMENT PROGRAM.
>>20406380And nothing of value was lost
>My husband can watch the kids, it's a life of adventure for me!>YOUR WOMAN FALLS! YOU GAIN +4 TO STRENGTH AND A PAY RATE HIKE UNTIL YOU ATONE.
>"I think I'll take a day off from my usual job as a market peddler"YOUR COMMONER FALLS. YOU ARE NO LONGER ILLITERATE AND MUD-COVERED UNTIL YOU RECEIVE AN ATONEMENT.
>>20406715>AND YOU ARE IMMUNE TO CATS
Bump.
>What? I'm not related to a dragon, you dolt, I'm just good at magic. And besides->YOU HAVE DENIED YOUR HERITAGE AND YOUR SORCERER FALLS! YOU MAY NOT WEAR A BELT OR ZIPPER UNTIL YOU ATONE
>>20405170Turn my Fighter into a monk. Put all points to unarmed fighting and agility over heavy armour.He is deeply ashamed for his failure as a fighter and dedicates his life to seeking forgiveness from the gods for his sins.
>YOUR PALADIN FALLS>I didn't even do anythi->YOU ARE UNABLE TO BACKTALK UNTIL YOU GRAB THE DM AN ATONEMENT BEER!
>Please, after you->YOUR ASSHOLE FALLS. YOU FORGET HOW TO BE AN ASSHOLE UNTIL YOU RECIEVE AN ATONEMENT SPELL.
>If you'll let me, I want to play a little boy who->YOUR BALLS DROP, YOU FORGET HOW TO HAVE FUN ALONE UNTIL YOU LOSE YOUR ATONEMENT VIRGINITY.
>>20405482
>>20405923>DespoilerWell played.
>>20405452>I don't think we should take this bribe, the local king might not look kindly on us getting into child sex-slavery and selling heroin dressed as nuns.That describes a game where the players got their murder hobo I once ran minus the nun outfits to a T. Getting drunk during a session brings out the worst things.
>>20405286http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=SJiD43oeLCU#t=408s
>>20412108>>20405452http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=4D13KjR_Xvc#t=60sSo at least two parties are made up of Captain Stern and Hannover Fist. Awesome.
>>20405277I read this out load to my wife. We both had a good chuckle about it. Then...Me as the barbarian: HUURR!....HUUGGR!Nope, can't do it.Wife as little girl: Think ANGRY thought. Like people kicking puppies.Barb: But I've kicked puppies.Little starts to cry.Barb: But they were bad puppies. Evil puppies!Little girl: Okay.We about fell over laughing at ourselves.
>This museum is pretty cool, perhaps these humans aren't impossibly below us in terms of culture>YOUR ELF FALLS, YOU CAN NO LONGER HAVE POINTED EARS AND BE IMMUNE TO SLEEP EFFECTS UNTIL YOU RECEIVE AN ATONEMENT SPELL.
>The greater good is great and all, but what about my benefit?>YOUR TAU FALLS, YOU CANNOT USE CRISIS SUIT OR GUN DRONES UNTIL YOU RECEIVE AN ATONEMENT BRAINWASHING
