One Bling to rule them all, One Bling to find them,One Bling to bring them all and in the Swagness bind them>ARCHIVES HEREhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest>archive.foolz HEREhttp://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/subject/mahou%20shounen/order/asc/-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-You find yourself in a familiar room.One you thought you'd seen the last of a few weeks ago.It's your abandoned apartment, the very same empty apartment you hid for two months in to avoid your organs from becoming the next thing on the blackmarket.There, leaning against the wall near the doorway was your bike. The very same bike that should be at the house right now.The windows, much like you left them, are still covered with burlap and cardboard to prevent anyone from looking in.The futon, deprived of sunlight, still that damp musty scent.You're back. And just as The Dude said, you have to break out.WHAT DO YOU DO?>*in case of 'mysterious circumstances' we jump to our designated lifeboat.*
Well is the ceiling like solid or like that weird thing where it's foam rectangles that can be pushed up?
>>20501530Search the FUCK out of our room.
>>20501564The ceiling is a slab of concrete.
>>20501581In that case, Im pretty sure Hayate has a 2nd floor apartment, can we go through the window like before?
Check the closet where we hide our stuff. I want to know what else is here.Also, inventory, and check rules for "escape"Escape the room? Town? Dimension? Evil Clone of our parents? Our actual parents?
rolled 30 = 30>>20501581Cross dress the mind.Cannot fail.
You search your room.Again, there's not much to look at or look for.The closet, still almost empty, only contained an extra pair of ragged jeans, a couple of shirts and your old jacket.The kitchen was as bare as ever with only the empty tea container and half full bottle of soy sauce in the cupboard.The small bathroom is clean as you left it the all-purpose bar of laundry soap on the sink.You check your own inventory, your pockets were empty, your folio missing.Kraus is not on your person and is unreacheable.WAT DO?
>>20501754Check the pockets of our other jeans and our jacket.Then check the front door, and all the windows.
>>20501754Take the soy sauce, test the door.
>>20501754Search our hiding spots for hidden money. We should have had some hidden as a safety net so we could run from Yakuza at any moment.Then check outside the windows.
Anyone know if soy sauce is similar to vinegar? I know you can make a small explosive with vinegar, laundry detergent and baking soda.
>>20501869Vinegar is very variable in composition. All it has to be is ~4% acetic acid, and ~96% other ingredients (usually spices and other flavorful ingredients) to qualify. I'm fairly sure that soy sauce doesn't contain acetic acid; mostly stuff that you'd find in tofu and soybeans, plus some spices. Look for a container. If we need to go for the long haul, might as well find some stuff we can put our meager belongings in.
>>20501786>>20501832You go over your clothes in the closet.The jeans' pockets were empty, but the jacket netted you 230 yen and that yellow scarf you got from Nishizawa.'Dammit. So that's where it was!' you think as you wrap it around your neck, making a note of retrieving it when you got back to your resort in the real.You then head over to a corner of the room and lift the tatami to access your stash of emergency funds.5000 yen. Not much, but it's all you had hidden.You peer out the windows, it's cloudy out.The outside seemed normal enough other than that though.WAT DO?
Think about how fucking creepy it is that they know everything about where we lived before we joined up with them.
>>20502079Go out through the window. You just know the door is rigged with some crazy shit.
>>20502098We did go back with Kraus on us, could have loaded it from his memory.
>>20502079Test the door.
>>20502115And the cash under our bed?
>look at archive,>listed as utter crapwhy are the haters archiveing this for us?
>>20502154He's attached to our mind.
>>20502161Just IRC LL.
rolled 92 = 92>>20502079taste door. and window.
>>20502209do you actually mean taste? or test?
>>20502079You taste the door. It tastes like old wood.The windows taste like glass and mildew.After a weird awkward moment of realizing that you actually meant to TEST them rather then TASTE them, you try to open the door.The knob, as fiddly as ever takes 2 tries to open.You cautiously head out into the hallway and down the stairs.As you saw before, it was cloudy outside with a moderate breeze blowing in from the east.The road was empty save for the random taxi or trucking passing by every minute or so.You have no idea what The Dude meant by "breaking out" You are unsure what you need to accomplish to get out of this simulation.ANY IDEAS?
>>20502278. . . Maybe he's testing our reality simulation powers.We need to find a hat.
>>20502278go by the park where we first met Mike. If there's nothing there, find a friend, like Nishizawa
>>20502299We could also try Hina.
>>20502278To the park or Nagi's mansion. Tama is stationed there, plus Nagi was nice.
>>20502278Find something to write with/on and write "what the fuck am I doing".Then look into getting out of the city.
You decide that your best bet would be to try and make contact with Bureau personnel.You first head down the street to the park where you met Mike.It's empty as expected what with the time being somewhere after lunch.The junglegym where you first saw the little monkey was still there.The line of trees you blew up restored like it was after you first used Kraus.looking around, you don't find nor feel anything strange.WAT DO?[ ]look closer **add a roll**[ ]Move on [where?]
rolled 15 = 15>>20502451Look closer. All paranoia, all the time.
rolled 63 = 63>>20502451[x]look closer **add a roll**
rolled 58 = 58>>20502451Look closer, check that damn gym and shit.
rolled 54 = 54>>20502451>[ ]look closer **add a roll**Oh, what the hell.
rolled 37 = 37>>20502451[x]look closer
rolled 47 = 47>>20502492NOT COOL DICE, ROLL BETTER
rolled 53 = 53Surely we can do better than this. Maybe? I dunno.
Guys, what of likeStay with me hereWhat if this is actually our real home dimension, we've been deployed into the field, and have to 'break out' the 'simulation' as in becoming meta-aware?
rolled 62 = 62>>20502490>>20502518>roll one lowerOh, now you're just taunting me. Fuck you, dicebot.
rolled 23 = 23>>20502500five more rolls and I'll be in the 90s!
rolled 9 = 9We find a note saying "Your life is a quest thread" in the sandbox.
rolled 70 = 70>>20502527Do it. >Sorry about wasting a 92 on licking thing that aren't girls.
rolled 27 = 27Moderate roll powers activate!
rolled 40 = 40>>20502568I said moderate god damnit.
rolled 71 = 71>>20502547I see they're screwing with you, too.
>>20502476You search the park a bit more thoroughly.Though not huge or lush, this park was still pretty well maintained, and clean.The equipment always are in top shape, the paths swept.Not a trace of litter or dirt anywhere.It's a very normal, very clean park.As you climbed the tubes that comprised the jungle gym to seat yourself up top, you found something.There, scratched into the paint near where Mike was a seated on that fateful day, was the phrase STOPP DANCINNG.The badly spelled words seemed to have been made with a nail or a knife, possibly the work of some bored delinquent.As you sat atop the dome of tubing, trying to figure out what to do now, someone calls out to you form the street.'hey you, why aren't you in school?"You turn to find a police officer beckoning you.WAT DO?
>>20502565It was amusing enough anyway
rolled 13 = 13>>20502668"Too cool for school officer."
>>20502668Yakuza, always Yakuza."I'm homeless, I don't go to school silly."We have a poor person face.
rolled 97 = 97>>20502668Tell him the truth. The whole truth."Well… it's kinda a long story. The short form is…"
>>20502668Because my parents canceled my registration so they could gamble using my school fees.If you don't believe me, you can call the school and check.
rolled 18 = 18>>20502668Throw all your money at him and run away.
rolled 49 = 49>>20502668>Top shape equipment>Clean>NormalNot>Busted things, maybe equipment.>Broken bottles and trash everywhere>Very normal parkOh wait...I grew up in a shit area...In that case just say what need is there for me to be in school? I don't go to university.>Turn swag to 110.
rolled 74 = 74>>20502716Do this.
>>20502716Changing from lie to crush his soul.
>>20502716"well... It's kind of a a long story. The short form is my parents have withdrawn me from school and abandoned me." you say as you jump off the playground equipment and walk towards the man."Then why are you wearing a school uniform?" He asks referring to your Bureau uniform."It's my old uniform. I have nothing else to wear.""Hmmmmnnn..." He picks up his radio and reports into it. 'blue hair... blue eyes... 16-18 years of age.' you hear."Mind if i take you with me to the station to ask you soem more questions?" he asks[ ]go with him[ ]Don't go with him
rolled 37 = 37>>20502978[x]Don't go with him"With all due respect officer, the Yakuza are after my organs, so I'm going to avoid such high profile places like police stations."
[x]Go with himSure as hell don't have anything better to do besides trying to jail our parents.
>>20502978Run for it. Yakuza has dirty cops looking for us.We brought our bike down didn't we. Hop on it and bolt like the messenger boy we were.
>>20502978[x]Don't go with himYa-ku-za.It's always the Yakuza.Give him a description of our parents then bug the fuck out. To the Sanzenin estate!
rolled 39 = 39>>20502978"I pray you'll forgive if I don't, my parents sold me out to the yakuza, with the intent of harvesting my organs."RUN
>>20502978[ ]Don't go with him
>>20502978[x]Don't go with himTell him he can contact us at our apartment.Then get the fuck away from the park.
>>20502978As much as you would liket to honor his request, you remember the time of being in your real home Dimension and having to avoid not only the yakuza but also rotten cops funded by them."With all due respect sir, I need to go feed my dinosaur."You run for your bike that you brought down from the apartment with you, and get the fuck out of there.------------------------------------------As you pedaled away, a streak of white and blue, the confused cop could only shake his head and comment,"Kids and their drugs."---------------------------------------------------You pedalled as fast as you can towards your next possible contact.You knew that a certain Bureau operative should be here.A certain white tiger that Mike trained with.You head towards the sanzenin estate.**ROLLEM**>taking the 6th
rolled 15 = 15>>20503283Wait break out... hmm...
rolled 22 = 22>>20503283
rolled 48 = 48Be there you stupid cat.
rolled 62 = 62Our rolls are sucking lately.
rolled 45 = 45>>20503283Rollingu
rolled 49 = 49>>20503322not good enough
rolled 82 = 82Come on you stupid seed!
>>20503344>>20503346Figures. Dice are once again proven to be assholes.
>>20503364That's roll number 7.>>20503299 1>>20503322 2>>20503325 3>>20503331 4>>20503341 5>>20503344 6>>20503346 7
>>20503376I realized that after noticing the name lookout.
>>20503344You pedal up to the front gates of the huge manor.They're wide open as always and you head on inside intent on finding Tama.You push your bike down the driveway and through the gardens, headed straight for the front door.A couple of meters from the house, you find yourself surrounded by men in black suits and sunglasses."WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" the leader of sorts asks you[ ]I need to talk to your tiger[ ]I need an adult[ ]I need some loving[ ]I need help
>>20503491"Lady Nagi once offered me the position of butler, I came to ask if the position was still open."
>>20503491[X] I need an adult. For loving- I mean, I need to talk to your tiger!
>>20503503>"Oh. Well, that's too bad." she answers, a bit fazed. "if you ever need employment, the house of Sanzenin will be open to you."Bwhahaha random offers how I remember you.
>>20503491[x] I need help!For all we know, Tama may be undercover, or at least not flaunting his capabilities to the security team. Best not to look like a raving lunatic vagrant that just happened to wander in off the street.
>>20503491I need an adult
>>20503538>>20503503I am for this. Glad I caught MSQ again. On /tg/ no less!
>>20503567Word Wizard! Your back!
>>20503503dis.
>>20503567I blame you.And now, I sleep.
>>20503582W-what? What... What did I do...?
>>20503597it was preemptive.or he's talking about Keima, maybe.
>>20503491>>20503503We actual butler now.
>>20503607I thought I was doing good... I left after we caught up to him. What happened?
>>20503510>>20503550"I need an adult" you tell them."Kid. If you need anything, you're not finding it here." The bald man shoves you in the general direction of the gate."I.. I mean, Lady Nagi once offered me the position of butler, I came to ask if the position was still open.""A butler? A poor looking, shady looking kid like you? Highly unlikely. Now why don't you go away so we won't catch your stink of poverty." Again he shoves you.It takes all of your self control to resist kicking the smug look off his face and barging into the house to look for Tama.As you stood there for a few moments more, resisting the SPs atttempts to herd you off the grounds, a maid, Maria you think her name was, walks out of the house and towards you."Ara? What's going on here?"ANSWER?**add a roll**taking the 5th
rolled 7 = 7>>20503636"I wish to speak with Lady Nagi! She offered me a job!"
rolled 100 = 100>>20503636Hello. Could you tell lady Nagi that the person she offered to hire as a butler would like to accept the job?
rolled 52 = 52Hello, Miss Maria. Is the position for Butler still open?
>>20503636"Lady Nagi once gave me the chance to become a butler here if I wanted to. I would very much like to accept. Could you please escort me to her?"Politeness on full here, this IS a mansion.
rolled 77 = 77>>20503636"Hey, tell em' I'm legit!"
rolled 77 = 77>>20503653Please count, please count
rolled 69 = 69>>20503657Aaaand I forget the roll. Pleasepleaseplease...
>>20503658>>20503660Yay! Nice work!
>>20503651>>20503658>>20503660Five total 7s,>>20503653And a 100.Should be good for SOMETHING.
Nice work! Now let's hope he counts the 100!
>>20503625it did not go so well. He ran, said he wanted to be alone. We chased, but were then stopped.>"Stop here for now. It will only lead to darkness." someone says from behind you.You turn around to find yourself bathed in blue light and all alone.
>>20503722Aww... If I had stuck around, maybe the outcome would have been different... Did he mean 'alone' as 'wanting to think about it', or 'I'm running away and acting cold and distant again' ?
>>20503751Whoops, name fell off. I'm engaged in a shouting match in another thread (The EXTREME NAME THREAD. I rolled ULTRASUN).
>>20503759I do not think so. more of the second. there really wasn't anything different we could have done at the time.
>>20503771Well, That's unfortunate. But keep your chin up. He's done this before. It's his defence mechanism. He seems a bit fragile, emotionally, and I'm sure him going from boy to girl so often is raising some questions he needs to answer about himself.
>>20503660>>20503658"maria-san, this pauper here-" The SP tries to answer before you cut him off."Lady Nagi once gave me the chance to become a butler here if I wanted to. I would very much like to accept. Could you please escort me to her?""You know Nagi? We do need a butler, though, so I guess you have that correct."She turns to the SPs, and orders them to leave you alone and let her handle the rest."But Maria-san! We can't leave you alone with him! Who knows what he'll do to you! You're our shining idol after-" She gives the bald man a look that leaves him at a loss for words.The black suited men slink off to dissapear behind the trees once more."So, what's your name?" Maria asks you as she leads you inside."Hayate. Ayasaki Hayate.""And where did you meet Nagi, Hayate-kun?""I met her in town a few some time ago.""I see... And you say she offered you a position as our house's butler?""Yes."She leads you through the strangely familiar large house, down the wide hallways to a large room that was primarily occupied by a huge TV and a small blonde girl playing a game on it."Nagi. You have a guest." Maria tells the girl."Just tell Sakuya to leave, I'm in no mood for her jokes today." she answers, eyes glued to the screen."No Nagi, he says his name is Hayate and he wants to apply as our butler.""hayate? Who's that?" She asks as she finally turns around"Maria, who is that extremely poor-looking guy with you?" she asks the maidWAT DO/SAY?
>>20503811I apologize for being so forgettable. My name is Hayate Ayasaki and I wish to be your butler.*bow down
Okay im at a loss for how they had our dimension as a mission now. What eves.>>20503819Seconding Codeki.
>>20503828They have data from our memories and Tama's, I guess
>>20503811...Weren't we dressed up as Susan when she gave us that opportunity?
>>20503828I figure that due to her not knowing us, the best we can do is apologize for being forgettable. That way, the worst that can happen is she says "I don't know him" and we're forced to leave. Either way, we know just enough about her to have plausibility that she talked to us at least once and forgot us. All we need is access to Tama, and if that doesn't work, we need money and she has a opening.>>20503837 We were in Butler Mode to save her. If she met us, she'd know us.I'm guessing this is a derivative of our universe where we never actually met her like we were supposed to, and we never came back and met her then. If that's true, the Hina we could meet won't know us either.
>>20503811"My lady, you are in need of a servant, and I need... Anything. I have nothing in life but the clothes on my back, the skills a horrible life forces you to learn, and many people trying to kidnap me and take my organs. If you have any use for me, please. Take me away from my half-life, and give me a purpose."
>>20503868A bit dramatic, but it sounds good. If she doesn't remember us, we're just going to have to try our luck.
>>20503868I might as well switch to word wizard.>>20503920She IS a 13-14 year old girl they love the dramatic
"Good morning ma'am. I apologize for my rough exterior but I assure you that I am someone capable of the diligent service you only deserve. I do not come from the most conventional background, but please allow me the chance to serve you.My name is Ayasaki Hayate. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance."
whatever we say, we're not actually looking for the job, we just need an excuse to look for Tama.
>>20503811You bow with the grace taught by 17 years of hardship and say "I apologize for being so forgettable. My name is Hayate Ayasaki and I wish to be your butler.""Oh? And what makes you, a guy that looks like he crawled off the streets, think you will make a good butler?""I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a blessing for people like you.""Confident aren't you?" she comments giving you a measuring look. "How about some tests?""Sure.""Maria, take him to THAT ROOM." Nagi tells the maid."yes Nagi."**ROLLEM**As always low =badtaking the 5th
rolled 30 = 30duck, dodge, dip, dive, and dodge!
rolled 20 = 20>>20503998it is magic time.
rolled 35 = 35Time to butler this shit up.
rolled 33 = 33>>20503998Dice.
rolled 10 = 10If we can dodge a car, we can dodge a room.
rolled 36 = 36>>20504018
rolled 46 = 46>>20503998Rollan
rolled 85 = 85>>20504014>>20504018>>20504020>>20504033>>20504036>>20504038christ in a kayak the dice hate us tonight.
>>20504046Apparently so.
>>20504038Maria leads you down the hall with nagi in tow to a room that you could only call a mess.It's a huge room stacked and filled with a mountain of anime and game merchandise that you would guess would cost up to the millions of yen."I want you to organize these by series and year as fast as you can. Also, I need a Tokineki Pizzaria keychain that I lost in there a few months ago.""Anything else?" you ask"Hmnn.. just clean it up." She answers.You roll up your sleeves and answer "challenge accepted."The two leave you to this almost Herculean task and you get to work.As you began to do so, your inane knowledge of manga and anime that you picked up as a printer for a popular magazine publisher coming into use, you consider just why you're doing this.'Don't I just need to talk to Tama? Why the hell am I bothering getting employment?'[ ]do this job[ ]abandon. look for tama.**add a roll**
rolled 24 = 24Do the job. Tama might not be a way out and we need a backup plan.
rolled 51 = 51Do this job. We are not a quitter.
rolled 16 = 16>>20504083Do the job, get introduced to Tama
rolled 49 = 49>>20504083[x]do this jobBackup plans are good.
rolled 64 = 64>>20504083[x] Do job.We are butlre. butlering must be done if we say butlreing will be done. or if a scenario requires butlering.
rolled 2 = 2>>20504102Really diceseed? Really!?
rolled 100 = 100>>20504083[x]do this job.wait until we have even a minute of free time before we go looking for him. if we can't find him, then we ditch.
>>20504105I've learned my lesson. Stop trying.
rolled 38 = 38>>20504083Do the job. We won't get enough time to look for Tama if we don't get this job. So let's knuckle down and clean.Besides, it's not as bad as the time we had to look through an entire dump to find our mother's wedding ring, which she said we lost in the trash while peeling potatos, only to find out it she lied and pawned it off for money...
>>20504107Thank you Lookout! The things the others say behind your back are so wrong!
>>20504107Nice work Lookout.
rolled 74 = 74>>20504123We don't say things behind his back. We say them to his face.Anyways, for this great rolls, I shall take back one "Goddamnit Lookout."
>>20504138I'm joking, of course.
>>20504107You proceed to do the job, your soul of a butler ignited.After making some movement space in the middle of the floor, the organization and arrangement of the collection proceeded easily enough.About an hour later and your done.Maria and Nagi comes around to inspect your work and is reasonably impressed with what they see."Here's the keychain you were looking for." you tell Nagi as you hand her the item in question"hmnn impressive." she says as she pockets the thing, "now for your next test."The two lead you out of the house to the gardens.There, you find yourself facing a small but still impressive replica of the main mansion."My previous butler, Himegami, got along quite well with my cat. I want to see how well you can get along with him yourself."Nagi pushes open the door of the glorified doghouse and two sharp eyes peer out from inside."hey Tama, I have a new friend for you!" The little girl calls out.The huge white tiger, your objective for coming here, wakes no time in pouncing on you with its claws unsheathed.WAT DO?
>>20504224Whisper "IDPKB, Director Nagato, Escape Mission" or something.
>>20504224Bow to Tama.Hello Mr. Tama. How may I be of assistance?If he comes close, whisper "I know you can speak, and I know she doesn't know that. I wish to speak to you later."
>>20504224In this dimension, I'm not leaving anything to chance. Dodge that shit.
>>20504239Im going to second this
>>20504239This is a good course of action.Let's try and be as subtle as possible as we do this.
>>20504243This. Hedge our bets while trying to make contact.
>>20504229+1
>>20504229>>20504239You bow at the tiger headed straight at you, "hello Tama. how may I be of assistance?"It growls at you, a low dangerous growl.Thinking that he only wanted to preserve his cover, you lean in and whisper, "I know you can speak, and I know she doesn't know that. I wish to speak to you later."The growl turns into a full roar and he proceeds to maul you.---------------------------------------------------------------Later, you wake up in an unknown room in an unknown bed.Beside you, you find Maria looking down at you full of worry."Oh, you're awake? Sorry about that, Tama must be feeling a little off today. Luckily you only have some scratches and a few dislocations that our doctors were able to fix immediately." she tells you."Please wait here while I call down Nagi, she has something she wants to tell you."Maria leaves the room leaving you all alone[ ]Wait[ ]Find Tama, talk[ ]Other
>>20504295Wait here for now. If we leave the room, we're likely to run into some "circumstance" that makes us look bad.Like walking into the hot spring while Nagi's bathing?
>>20504295Wait here.We have a lot of time. We aren't even sure Tama will break us out. We don't even really know what that means yet.Waiting seems like a good choice at the moment.
>>20504317sound reasoning.
I... I don't know. I guess wait.
>>20504317I don't think you understand shounen anime, we're gonna look bad no matter what we do or do not do.For example, if we do nothing, a sexy nurse will inevitably come in and put us in a compromising position that makes us look like a pervert as soon as someone else walks in.
>>20504295And this is what we get for meta gaming.
>>20504330What do you mean? We knew this all in character.
>>20504327Of course, never mind that the sexy nurse is well known as a wanton slut who insists on not wearing a bra and is writhing on top of the protagonist while his hands are nowhere near her body - clearly he's the one at fault for being a pervert and should be treated like subhuman scum.
>>20504327Oh, I understand them, but at least I'm trying to avoid the Tropes.If Tama is still an Agent in this sim, we should wait for contact from him. This is what we asked.And he did avoid wounding us badly. We were just breaking his cover and that's bad.
>>20504327However in that case, she's coming onto us, which is obvious to anyone who comes in, as opposed to rushing into a room while someone else is naked. It's a lot better to stay in the room.
Guys!Hey, guys!Listen for a moment.Maybe "breaking out" doesn't actually refer to breaking out of this simulation physically. The reaction of the policeman when we fled (him not chasing us like you'd expect of one from our home dimension) kinda seemed off to me.We might be supposed to "break out" of our habits, our fear-induced antics when confronted with our worst nightmare. Maybe we're supposed to do exactly the opposite of what we'd do normally if we were stranded back "home".Just a thought, which I think would be quite in line with Bureau shenanigans.
>>20504336Now you're getting it, and the one who forms that first opinion is inevitably going to be the one the protagonist ends up with at the end.The rest of the "plot" consists of her almost letting up on her grudge and forgiving him, only to find him in yet ANOTHER compromising position that makes him look like a complete pervert.
>>20504358Yeah, but every single person in our dimension wasn't bad. Hell, Hina and Tama came from the dimension.
>>20504352Oh but that's what I'm saying, the male always gets blamed for being a pervert regardless of his role in the situation.He could be tied up, beaten bloody, and being crying for help and they'd still be like, "Geeze man, keep it in your friggin' pants! Baka!"
>>20504295You decide to follow Maria's advice and wait, your body sinking deeper into the luxurious bed.Minutes pass, and you feel yourself almost fall asleep due to the combined effects of fatigue and the drugs in your system.You manage to shake it off and stay as awake as you could.Nagi walks in with Maria, the excitable girl was all smiles."After seeing you play so nicely with Tama, I've decided...." Nagi says as Maria pulls out a butler's uniform much like your own from behind her "You'll be my new butler Hayate!"---------------------------------------------------------------------That evening, after a simple meal of soup and bread, you remain in bed according to Maria's instructions.She told you that you could start on your duties in the morning, and that you should rest for the night.WAT DO?[ ]rest[ ]look around[ ]talk to ________[ ]other
>>20504377Talk to Tama - but do so in such a way that we aren't going to get fucking mauled if we happen to have been wrong about him being sentient within the simulation.
>>20504382Gonna second this.Also the "Break out" of your habits seems sensible, though we should really demand our missions be better explained.
>>20504382+1
>>20504377I think we should rest, if this Tama's the agent Tama we know, he'll contact us during the night.If it isn't, we'll have opportunity to figured out what was meant over time as we're sent on errands.
>>20504377You know, the Dude is probably thinking as he's watching us "Man, he starts this simulation with nothing at all. First day in, he's a butler in a fucking mansion, snoozing in a kickass bed. I don't care if he comes in first now, that's just skill."
>>20504418Or the Dude's there laughing going "I wonder how ticked he's going to be when he realizes that Tama's just a tiger. He was supposed to find Hina."
>>20504377You think you should try talking to Tama again.Slipping out of the bed and quietly padding down the halls, you head out to the garden where Tama's house was.Not wanting to risk getting mauled again, you knock on his door and talk through the thick wood.WAT SAY?[ ]I know you can talk[ ]I know about the Bureau[ ]I know __________[ ]other
>>20504449[x]I know about the Bureau
>>20504449I am Hayate Ayasaki. Agent #--------(whatever ours is). I apologize for breaking cover, but I wish to speak.
>>20504449[X] Other"Tama, do you hear me? Do you understand me? I know that you can talk.
>>20504475As always supporting Word Wizard.
You know guys, I am going to be very pissed if it turned out we just woke up from a dream and we're back in reality.
>>20504486If that were the case we could always go meet Hina.You gotta look on the bright side sometimes.
>>20504512Or go fix things with Nishizawa.That would be a weird ass dream though. Dreaming about girls we'd never met yet, and the knowledge ends up real.
>>20504455"I know about the Bureau. I'm trainee #354d24 Ayasaki Hayate. Please, I need a word with you."All the answers you got was some growls and roars."Tama, I know I'm breaking both of our covers, but I need to find a way out of this mission."A large mass slams into the door, the animal inside getting much much more agitated."Tama, I know you, I know Mike. Come on man, stop being a dick and talk to me."The tiger continues to smash against the door trying to get at you.Lights come on in the garden, Nagi and Maria accompanied by some SPs approach you."What's going on here Hayate?" the little lady asks
>>20504531"I wanted to apologize to Tama for making him angry earlier."
>>20504531"Im trying to get him to like me, but he just... hates me so much. I've never had this effect on animals before."New approach necessary. Time to be different.
>>20504531I'm trying to get Tama to like me so he doesn't maul me again by apologizing. It seems it's not working.Sorry, Master.
>>20504531Turn around, slightly embarrassed look on our face."I apologise my Lady. I felt as if Tama and I had gotten off on a bad start. I wanted to try and talk to him, so he doesn't try and attack me again.
>>20504531"I was restless, so I decided to take a walk. Tama seemed to grow restless as well at hearing me, it seems.I don't think he likes me much."
>>20504531"Im trying to get him to like me, but he just... hates me so much. I've never had this effect on animals before.""No, no, he likes you! See? He really wants to play with you." she points out the claw now poking out of a hole in the door."Bad Tama! You play with Hayate tomorrow!" She bravely taps the huge paw, making the tiger pull it back inside."Hey Hayate, if you have time to play with Tama, why don't you just play with me?""O-of course milady.""Nagi, it's already late, and you promised me you'll go to school tomorrow." Maria tells the small one"Just a little Maria. I promise I'll go to bed early!~""Very well... An hour. I'll give you two an hour. I want you in bed by 11." The SPs dispurse and you three head on inside.Nagi takes you back to the room with the huge TV and consoles and plops down on a cushion on the floor.She lays out some games for you and asks"So Hayate, what do you want to play?"[ ]Pick the fighting game[ ]Pick the RPG[ ]Pick the shooting game[ ]Pick the dating Sim
>>20504593Dating Sim. Let's see if we still have our SWAG intact.
>>20504593RPGI am tempted as all fuck to pull out the dating sim option but let's not
>>20504593[x]Pick the RPG
>>20504593Shooting game.
>>20504593[X] Pick the fighting ga-Wait, what!? DATING SIM? Why does she have those?Anyway, the fighting game or the shooting game. Multiplayer, and she can whoop our ass."If you don't mind me asking, my Lady, when and where did you get Tama from? He seems like quite the unique pet."
[ x]Pick the dating Sim
>>20504593Fighting game.RPGs are generally single-player, Shooters are inappropriate for someone our age, and the dating game will make us look like a sleeze-ball if Maria walks in.Especially if it's a "special one" Nagi got from Amazon. I just know it'll end up having a porn scene in it.
>>20504620there are dating sims for females.
>>20504593Street fightan all day erry day
>>20504634There are dating sims for female pigeons.
>>20504642To be fair. . . That one's hilarious.
>>20504626>Especially if it's a "special one" Nagi got from Amazon. I just know it'll end up having a porn scene in it.>Implying ero scenes are the exception rather than the rule.
>>20504634But isn't Nagi too young for them?Then again, she IS a teenager (I think) with lots of money and people to do her bidding.
>>20504593[x]Pick the fighting gameBest for two player.
Im going to say dating sim.Harem end even if theres no Harem end programmed into it.
>>20504645>>20504642What is it called? I must have it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qg36h-Hb10&list=PL9AE8BAA18F74E151&index=7&feature=plpp_videothis is the only example i know of.
>>20504669Hatofel Boyfriend: A Pigeon Dating Simand yes, that is from in-game.
"Why don't we play the RPG?" you say as you pull out a game named ZIPPERS & BELTS XVI"Okay... It's not very good for 2 player though, but we can take turns."After starting up a new game, you and Nagi take turns playing the generic RPG for an hour.Your Hero was an effiminate looking 22 year olf with a sword as tall as he was.His team comprised of a catboy, an elf with a chain around her neck, and a dwarf on some sort of trike.The game was a cookie cutter game, complete with boring grinding, pointless puzzles and gratuitous english thrown in.As you took your turn to play, the character on screen yelling out "STOPPU DANSEEENG! FEEEEL!" As he threw an attack, you turn to your right to see that Nagi had already fallen asleep.You pause the game and save it, turning off the TV and console.Picking up the small girl, you decide to take her to her room.But wait, you have no idea where that was.**ROLLEM FOR SEARCHING**>taking the 5th>>20504669haatoful boyfriend.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rk6Lfg8zvo
rolled 27 = 27>>20504742That's the second time we found that phrase. Obviously it has to relate to breaking out of this sim.But what does it mean?
rolled 83 = 83>>20504742Didn't want RPG, but okay...Searching skills go...?
rolled 57 = 57>>20504742We gonna get lost.
rolled 61 = 61>>20504742moderate roll powers activate.
rolled 34 = 34rollin
rolled 6 = 6>>20504742We are totally going to get lost.
rolled 62 = 62>>20504742
rolled 61 = 61>>20504754Well... Stopp dancinng.If we fit it to breaking out of our habits, it could mean "Stop dancing on your strings", like a puppet, but I feel I'm reading too much into it already.
>>20504754See:>>20504358I keep telling you all that this is it!
This is life fucking Bad Wolf.Stop dancing feel.Stop running about and feel, use our feelings?We must think.
>>20504798Doesn't make sense, though. We're in a training simulation and we're supposed to do things that could attract attention to us?Besides, how is doing the opposite of what we were doing (hiding from the Yakuza) really a good idea if they recreated the Yakuza situation from our home Dimension?How would it get us to a way to communicate with the Bureau and ask for extraction?
>>20504863We need to stop dancing and feel. We need to break out of their grasp once and forever.To the authorities! ... once we get off from work.
rolled 29 = 29We could also try using our data manipulation abilities to crash the simulation.Although, we'd probably need Klaus for that.
>>20504776With the small sleeping girl in your arms, you wander the mansion trying to find her room.After a couple of mistakes, first finding what appeared to be storage for cosplay outfits and next finding a white haired man sleeping on a pool table, you open a third random door to finally find her room.Unfortunately, that wasn't all you found.There, across the room, her clothes hanging off the back off a chair, was Maria changing into her evening wear.her pale white skin shone in the moonlight, her womanly curves exposed for you to see."...""..." the two of you stood frozen in place."H-ha... Haya... HAYATE!" She picks up her discarded uniform and uses it to cover herself."What a-are you doing here?!""I'M SORRY!" yo uanswer as you quickly avert your eyes. "I came to bring Nagi to bed..."You look down to find a fully awake, very angry in your arms."HA... YA... TE...!" she screams as a large vein pops from the side of her head.'Goddammit, and I thought I was past these things already.' you think as your prepared for the inevitable.
NEXT TIME ON MSQ:The lady in the towerNew thread at 2200 4chan time
>>20504896What ever we do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances yell "it's okay I see beautiful women naked all the time." That would be a BAD idea.
>>20504911Let's do exactly th->>20504903Aww.
>>20504911Nah, we're better off with "Not my type. I prefer my ladies blonde and flat."
>>20504926We just haven't grown into our "Onee-san" fetish. Mio is working on it.
>>20504926>"I came to bring Nagi to bed..." You look down to find a fully awake, very angry in your arms.I see what you did there, and I can smell the HUE.
So, trolls got to the archive first this time.Sent an email to Lord Licorice, but who knows when that'll get fixed.
Blondes being superior is a fact.Even robots agree.
>>20505058Not the first time.Try the IRC [I can't remember it]Atleast they used the correct tags.
>>20505058>So, trolls got to the archive first this time.I'm surprised they managed this, if I was LG I would have the description and tags typed into the form ready to go, then just add the thread number as soon as it posts, in fact that's what I assumed he was doing.
>>20505931I guess he forgot today.
rolled 71 = 71>>20506410Hello Dickbutt Fartypants.Also, next thread after things with Nagi and Maria blow over (heh) ask Nagi if she might be able to find a person named Stoppu Dansinng. Maybe it's a dudes name. Alternatively, Start Dancing. Then Stoppu Dansinng. If that doesn't work, just get a nat100 to try to FEEEL what Stoppu Dansinng means.
