You are woken by a bright light shining in your eyes. As you squint and shield your face with your hand. a smooth, deep Voice bellows"YOU, ANON, HAVE DIED IN YOUR SLEEP. YOU MAY NOW CHOOSE THE WORLD INTO WHICH YOU WILL BE REBORN.""B-but.. died...?" you stammer "But what do you mean choose the world? What other worlds are there to choose from?""ALL OF THEM" The Voice answers "YOU MAY PICK ANY WORLD YOU WISH. THE SINGLE CONDITION IS THAT IS IS NOT A WORLD YOU HAVE CREATED YOURSELF. YOU WILL FORGET THESE WORDS AND YOUR LIFE BEFORE THEM."The Voice goes on"KNOW ALSO THAT YOU MAY NOT CHOOSE THE CONDITIONS OF YOUR BIRTH.YOUR SPECIES AND GENDER WILL COME OF THE WORLD YOU CHOOSE AND THE CHANCE YOU NOW TAKE IN CHOOSING. AND WE SHALL MEET AGAIN ANON."What world do you choose to be reborn into?
Star Wars post Episode 3ever since I was a kid
>"KNOW ALSO THAT YOU MAY NOT CHOOSE THE CONDITIONS OF YOUR BIRTH.YOUR SPECIES AND GENDER WILL COME OF THE WORLD YOU CHOOSE AND THE CHANCE YOU NOW TAKE IN CHOOSING.Hmmmm... Pokemon world. Good enough chance I will be born something with superpowers, or at least a human in a utopian society
>>20523913So my chances of choosing one universe and becoming a Space Marine are the same of me choosing another and becoming a small fish?
>>20523963This. Or maybe KH. FMA would be pretty sweet as welldammit I feel like a weeaboo, but those are all really cool worlds
>>20523913I CHOOSE THE WORLD O... uh... Deus Ex: Human Revolution. Before all the nanite stuff got involved.
DisneyworldI don't care if I'm a talking spoon, I will be fucking euphoric until I die and hopefully get to choose again
Cowboy Bebophopefully I will be born a corgi in Mars city
I choose the Pokemon world.I shall be reborn as a female Ralts.
Pokemon sounds about right.Time for some ADVENTURES or something.
>>20523963That is the correct answer this time, every time and for all time.
>>20524032>>20524029Enjoy being a patch of grass.
>>20524029I choose pokemon too. I want to reborn as a Gardevoir.Male of course.
>>20524013>Disneyworld>reborn into wilderness as small animal, yet still able to talk with any other species>or a beautiful princessTHIS
Well, thread's over.Make it more interesting and start generating what we are in Pokeworld, OP
>>20524046AND NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS.
>>20524038Well, Pokemon is one of the few settings that straddle child-friendly "everything is happy and not secretly grimdark" and action-adventure.I'd imagine there are some other settings/worlds made like that, but I can't think of any offhand, except a certain recently-popular brightly-colored children's cartoon.
>Choose PokemonWhat if the voice tells you that only the most recent generation is available?
>>20524046Screw that, if we're going to be a pokemon, it should be either I have a feeling OP will make sure we aren't whatever pokemon we bring up
>>20524089>except a certain recently-popular brightly-colored children's cartoon.The one set in a horrific vague nuclear/hallucinogenic post-apocalypse?
>>20524097Still better then 95% of the fictional worlds out there.
>>20523935You are born a Jedi. You get murdered by Anakin as a boy.
Can I be an Autobot?
rolled 75 = 75Here we go: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_by_National_Pok%C3%A9dex_number>>20524105No, the one that had it's own board.
>>20524076>>20524077>Disable>Attract>Helping Hand>Double TeamAnd so the raping begins.
>>20524097Then we'll either bisharp or smugleaf
>>20524116Enjoy dying to Unicron and/or the decepticons.>>20524122Flawed anon, we'll be reborn as the lowest evolution, that list includes all the evolutions.
But if I don't remember anything of my previous life, how can you say it's me? If I'm a soul, what is a soul? I don't remember previous lives, if I've had any. Is this something done for everyone, and if not, what makes me special? Are you some kind of...Fuck it send me to Hoenn. Hopefully I'm a human, or a Fire pokemon, because Flannery is mai waifu.
>pick Warhammer 40K>get killed a week after birth"THAT WAS QUICK ANON, TAKE A MINUTE TO THINK BEFORE CHOOSING AGAIN."
>>20523913>THE SINGLE CONDITION IS THAT IS IS NOT A WORLD YOU HAVE CREATED YOURSELF. What if I managed to get a work of fiction published, does that legitimize the world it's set in?I'm not saying I have one, just wondering.
>>20524097You can't stop me anon
rolled 334 = 334>>20524140rolling, 650 so you can include humans!
rolled 397 = 397If 650, I am human.
>>20524130>not choosing Axew, Golett, or Scraggy.I SHIGGITY DIGGITY
a citizen of Archie comic's Mobius.Ian Flynn is a good writer, I have no shame
>>20524156>>20524154>>20524122Wait a second, wouldn't we have to be born as the lowest evolution?
>>20524143Let's break the week record, go with EYE: Divine Cybermancy, and get back to him within a matter of minutes.
>>20524132Well, is there an enumerated list of non-evolved pokemon somewhere?What are some other Noblebright settings?
Was at first surprised at the amount of Pokemanz going on here, then realized it's one of the only worlds where the inhabitants aren't all being viciouslly murdered in some fashion, and you have legit happiness and power.
there is a pause, then the voice says"SHEESH, WHAT IS IT WITH YOUR WORLD AND POKEMON? GO ON THEN, ENJOY YOURSELF."
>>20524183This is the only thing I can find, and nope its not enumerated.http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_Pok%C3%A9mon_by_evolution_family#Sinnoh-based_evolution_families
Is TTGL a contender, perhaps?
>>20524183>What are some other Noblebright settings?Well, there's the Culture. Although you could consider it Neutral Bright, as people still have shitty motives a lot of the time, post scarcity just lets them avoid actually causing harm or unhappiness to other people.Also, you could consider the Laputa: Castle in the Sky to be a fairly noblebright setting. Most people are pretty good and life is decent. The heroes win, the bad guys lose, even the pirates aren't so bad in the long run.
rolled 528 = 528I wanna be the guy
Mysterious voice, I have made my decision. The only world for me is Valhalla.
>>20524192According to the video games, everything's nice and peachy.According the pokemon TCG fluff descriptions on every pokemon, shits scary and grim dark as hell especially the fluff descriptions for Rocket related and dark pokemon.
I'm gonna be a wizard, harry.
>>20524171>>20524183It isn't that hard to trace an evolution line back to its source. We can just assume that if you rolled an evolution, you start as what it originates from.
The Elder Scrolls. Statistically, the odds are greatest that I'll be born a daedra of some kind, which is a pretty good option as long as I don't get soul trapped.
>>20524167This>>20524116Or this>>20524143Or this>Statistically, I will likely be a Grot. Or an Ork. Or a Tyrannid grub
rolled 2 = 2>>20524217YEH WOOBAT.I mean, technicaly swoobat, but those don't hatch from eggs.1d2 to see gender. If 1, Male. If 2, shit.>reguacu 649
rolled 156 = 156Rolling for a pokemon
rolled 225 = 225Rolling to see what pokemon I get, 650 is human.
>>20524229Really? Can I gent some examples?
>>20524244You're going to be captured, made into greaves, and spend the rest of your "life" protecting someone's ass.
rolled 435 = 435>>20524260Awww shit I'm a quilava. I'll never be cold again!
>>20524275Possible, but again, unlikely. Mundus is a very small fraction of the setting.
rolled 1 = 1>>20524262Delibird huh?Rolling for gender, 1-male, 2-female
>not using the official Pokedexhttp://www.pokemon.com/us/pokedex/
>Nobody choosing Middle Earth
>>20524229Even the games are dark, RED Is a Pokemurderer
>>20524275Well at least I'll get to feel dat ass
>>20524312Honestly, it's not a very nice place unless you're fortunate enough to be an elf / valar / maiar / hobbit.
rolled 320 = 320Rolling for PokemonEven post number = FemaleOdd post number = Male
>>20524327Especially if you specified it as modded Elder Scrolls.
rolled 390 = 390Fuck, I'm dead? Really?I didnt get a chance to say goodbye, i didnt get a chance to say how dearly i-Wait, any world? POKEMON!
>>20524335Or a animal living in Tom Bombadil's forest
>>20524340>Be fat>Get WailordThis your idea of a joke universe?
Reminder that the original creator of Pokemon said the Pokemon Adventures manga (in which dudes get hell of murdered) is the thing that most resembles the world he was trying to convey.
>>20524360Yeah but couldn't I still catch a ditto and raise it to be my fuckbuddy for life?
>>20524346>yfw the mods turn out to be everything from loverslab and you live life as a loli succubus running desperately from sex-crazed horses but always getting caught and raped by giant throbbing horsecock
>>20524300>cool chillax bird that carries food all the time>shares his food with mountain climbers and even save their lives.>mfw I am good guy greg the pokemon.
>>20524301Missing last three legendaries from B&W2, since it's not released in English until October. The fan translation is mostly finished right now
rolled 1, 2 = 3>>20524347Ook Oo Eek Mutherfucker!I will be the true mother/father of the young kid that chooses me while his/her dickass/friendly rival swipes a pokemon that can potencially kick my ass. So i'm going to punch that rival in the dick/taco.Rolling for my gender and gender of the trainer that catches/is given me
>>20524360Citation neededBecause I seem to remember him saying something along the lines of "Only KO's in my game because I want it to be a happy place"
rolled 429 = 429Pokemon bandwagon, whoop whoop
>>20524400It was one of the quote they used to advertise it, you can see it here:http://web.archive.org/web/20000622095516/www.vizkids.com/pokemon/adventures/characters.html
>>20524400Isn't that irrelevant because you'd just specify "pokemon anime" instead of "pokemon adventures manga"
>AND WE SHALL MEET AGAIN ANON."So assuming I chose Pokemon, lived out my life as, let's say, a Lopunny, and then when I die I get to choose again? Only now I only have all my memories from the Pokemon world? And my personality is the sum of my experiences as a Lopunny?Do I just keep getting reborn until the Voice decides I have learned the Truth and unlocks ALL my memories from ALL my livesincluding my lives before the one I'm living now?
>>20524369Only if I can be a Faithful Tepig
>>20524388>fan translating a game that is set to release in only a few monthsAre they trying to beat Nintendo in a race? Not that I'm complaining.
Disgaea/Nis multiverse. If I'm born as a Slime or some shit, I can reincarnate anything at will provided I have the mana.
Pokemon, Skyrim, Serra's Realm (well before Urza fucked it all up), or Amestris.
>>20524414Does that realization mean he unlocks those experianc-Holy crap.Man that was a great life as a slug in the Berserk Universe. Nothing even happened, i was just a slug!
rolled 2 = 2>>20524406>MismagiusHELL YES LOOK AT THAT HAT-ANALOGUE1 female, 2 male
Hmm. This is a hard choice.1. Planefags altered Strike wtiches universe (ww2 with martians and pantless witches, how long do i have to wait to enlist. Is there an insanity requirement to get to fly a plane? And who knows, perhaps sexy times with a witch?2. Discworld, Being a troll with a piecemaker or a dwarf with an axe in the Watch would be fucking awesome. And if human plus perhaps sexy times with a vampire 3. My little pony: Friendship is Magic universe, Being a pegasus flying around kicking dragons, reclining on clouds, eating sweets all day, knowing what to do and getting jobs easily truly a utopian life. And maybe perhaps fun times with friends
op it seems the general consesus is pokemon.
>>205244171) In today's world where people living on USA West Coast can and do download shows that have been aired on USA East Coast (3 hours earlier), not releasing a wildly popular game simultaneously worldwide is lunacy. See Valve and Russian releases.2) I guess some people really like pokemon.
>>20524414>Watching over your friends and loved ones from ALL the worlds you lived in from the afterlife>When they too begin to discover the Truth, you meet again>introducing your Imperial Guard comrades to the souls of the Pokemon you befriended as a Pokemon>Telling your best friends about how you were once a koala on a Martian game reserve and meeting the alien who shot youThis is weirdly very comforting
A utopian world I enjoy like Pokemon or MLP would be the obvious best choiceStar Wars or Mass effect mite b cool, but could be dangerous
Before I move onto more friendly universes, I must know true pain.Dark Souls verse. Only ceasetus, no armour, wolf ring, DWG ring, pendant.THE REAL ADVENTURE STARTS HERE.
If I'm reborn, doesn't that mean all my fetishes will be gone and I am starting anew?I'M FREE
>>20524500It won't happen.Because you'll learn the truth...You were each and every one of them.
>>20524528If I want to know true soul crushing pain, I'd go live in the world of dwarve fortress, as a soap maker dwarf immigrant.
>>20524541Jokes on you, due to a scheduling mix-up your next life will be in Xanth
You guys do realize that any world, no matter how utopian, carries the same mortal perils as any other?Sure, you get to be the little girl. Or the fuzzy Pokemon. Or the Slanesshi concubine. But people you care about will still get hurt and killed, you will still grow old, you can get sick, you will die eventually (OP's post mentions meeting the Voice again) you may not even be conscious as you are now.
>>20524528>Dark Souls>not MagickaConsole peasantry do not know what pain is.
i think op left
>>20524592Yeah but you won't be torn asunder as demons rape your immortal soul forever.
>>20524592Eh, live and learn. Plus, I picked pokemon. Pretty much everything is sentient anyway.
AWW YEAHHH, TIME FOR ADVENTURESGotham City please
>>20524592That's why most of /tg/ is hedging their bets on worlds that are generally NOT shitholes for the vast majority of creatures therein, and DO NOT have fates worse than death.
>>20524637You're not the OP, I'm the OP. I even have the name, see?
The world of David Edding's Belgariad and not as an Angarak please.
where muh augmentation?
>>20524650but OP said death was a guarantee. Granted, being forced to endure a thousand years of agony will make any world seem better
Armored core, the PSX games
>>20524500>introducing your Imperial Guard comrades to the souls of the Pokemon you befriended as a PokemonThat would be almost as awkward as introducing your mother to your Quarian wife
OP here, I don't remember posting this on /vp/. Wonder if they would choose WH40K en masse?
>>20524775Quit being a faggot and run the quest.
>>20524775Shit nigger, do you WANT to have your soul be ripped asunder and raped by demons for all eternity?Do you WANT that? An existence guaranteed to be miserable?
>>20524775DoodThe more familiar you are with 40k, the less you want to live in it
The Elder Scrolls, circa Morrowind. However, if the person I'm to become is born with no memory of being me, and in fact might not even be human or sapient, is there really a point to this choice? And doesn't this render my own consciousness irrelevant, since it will be replaced by a completely different, yet equally valid consciousness? What's the point of even giving me a choice if I will not "live" to suffer the consequences, good or bad?
DC Universe, post CoIE, pre Infinite Crisis. Yeah Superman has a mullet but that's a small price to pay for a 12% chance at superpowers AND avoiding all the crazy shit that came from Superboy Prime butt-fucking the universe.
harry potter of course
>>20524775wanting to be in WH40k is like wanting to be in the first wave at the somme, or thinking that taking a walk in the french trenches at Ypres is a good idea. except worse.NO THANKS i'll take my happy brightly coloured utopian land with magic and shit.
over a hundred posts and still no quest.
You make your choice, and the light suddenly turns to dark.You are Nothingness, floating in a vast void. You feel nothing. You feel empty. You are emptyYou feel warmSomething warm. The vastness is closing in now. Something warm all around you. In youA heartbeatYou are Something. What are you? Don't know, don't care. Only warmth.You begin to grow, in the warmth you feel yourself forming around youHeartbeatYou grow until you feel the walls of your...egg?
>>20524800You're most likely to be born an Ork. 40k is now paradise.
Disneyworld.Most likely end up as some sort of villager or small talking animal. Possible chance of being a villainous henchman though, I can see that being fun. I'd prefer ratigan's crew or Maleficient's goblins and mongrels.Whatever ends up happening in disneyworld is great for me, as long as I'm not a major villain the worst that can happen is getting knocked out or arrested.
>>20524865This Egg is small. You are growing. You don't like the Egg, it's too small and the warm is coming from the outside now.You push at the egg. Harder. Your limbs strain for the first time.The egg breaks and there is light. Noiseyour eyes adjust. BlinkWarm light, noises, all around you, you don't know what they areyou realize you have a Nameyou say your name. You shout it because you can. You are alive
>>20524906you have equal chances being born an ork, a tyranid or a human scum.>>20524921god i hope we get captured by a loli
>>20524908Or burned. Or choked. Or turned to stone. Maybe eaten alive. Or crystallized! Maybe the hero will knock you off a bridge
>>20524857This is a quest?
>>20524936>you have equal chances being born an ork, a tyranid or a human scum.No. Humans are hugely outnumbered by Orks and Tyranids. I hesitate to suggest Tyranids because they may be considered a single lifeform, which would make the odds of being born as the Hive Mind extremely small.But yeah, odds of being an ork are far, far, far, far higher than the odds of being a human, especially if we consider that the AdMech sent out probes to scan for communication in other galaxies and all they got, in any direction, was Orkish.
rolled 73 = 73>>20524964That's not how pokeman names works.
>>20524921The light turns into shapes. The shapes become sharper and clearerYou say your name. What is all this?You are sitting in a soft circle off... grass! That's what it will be called grassYou say your name. Hello grass. I like how soft you arearound you is very tall grass, and high above that, something huge and blue. Better call it a sky, because that's a huge and blue wordyou get up on your legs (this is the part where you substitute for whatever your species has, be it legs, wings or none whatsoever) and stumble around for a moment. The world underneath you stops shifting and spinning and you stand up on (once again, two legs, four or many. If you have wings, you flutter softly) your legs
>>20525018There is a feeling inside you. Not a nice one, but it means something. You must be Hungry!You know that in order to not be hungry you must eat something. How you do that depends on your species(Note: considering that some Pokemon fly all the time, eat souls or burrow underground, this will become increasingly geared towards a Pokemon that walks on at least two legs and is generally omnivorous)
>>20525068So, who are we?
I choose the world of CoC
you make this very tricky op look around for a puddle or something to get a glimpse of our self.maybe were an entirely new breed.
>>20525076Do we want to decide on a species? gonna make writing this a whole lot easier
>>20525068BEEDRILLLET US BE BEEDRILL. or at least what ever eventually turns into BEEDRILL
>>20525098Please be Ralts Please be Ralts Please be Ralts Please be Ralts
>>20525119use bulbapedia pokedex for number of pokemon use tg dice to determine what we are check op that is what we are in baby form. if we get a legendary we are a entirely new breed of pokemon
rolled 522 = 522>>20525143Rolling
>>20525076>>20525098>>20525119FINE>>20525068You are hungry. You try outting the grass in your mouth. It does not taste good at all. you decide to listen, maybe one of the noises is food?You can hear noises all around. Your ears are very sensitive and you can determine the closest noises quite well.You hear a chirping far to your left, something is screaming "BUNEARY!" behind you and to the right and there is the sound of gurgling water not too far in front of you
We should be a tangela.Nobody loves tangela.
>>20525175GO. RUN TOWARDS THE SCREAMINGBUNEARY MEANS FOOD
>>20525152Huh, would you look at that. Pikachu in horse form!
head towards the water so we can get a look at ourselves.
>>20525186WHY DICE GODS WHY?WHY DO YOU FORCE US TO PLAY A FUCKING LITTLE PONY ?????????
Well, a bunny's fine too.Head towards the water, attempt to recognize reflection as being ourselves in order to establish self-awareness.
>>20525197they hate us alot. Hopefully op will be a total bro and save us from ponies
>>20525191You head towards the sound of water. Whatever it is, the screaming thing is moving away. You come out of the tall grass a short distance from your eggshell and find a small pond being fed by a waterfall. There is a dam going across the water, and the stream past that is clam and slow. You move over to the water, and something tells you it isn't good eating you look into the water and see something you have never seen before stare back at you
Check out our genitals.
op please acquire a trip and roll or something ANYTHING for the love of fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls everywhere.
>>20525186Can we roll again? let's have something that walks on two legs so it fits in with OP's story
>>20525197Wow this quest is like the worst parts of 4chan combined. this quest is off to a great start.
>>20525232ah so you don't know what we be yet in that case turn towards the noise and wait.we will soon find out if we are royally screwed or not consider we just hatched that puts us at level 1. let us hope it is not hostile.
OP here, would it be better if I pick a species?
>>20525285That or reroll. Our current selection is not for the best.
Has to be.... Either any given happy-all-the-time harem anime, or WH40k. I'm a lucky guy, I'll probably be reincarnated as an Earth-born Rogue Trader.That, or being a Tau pilot or a SPOSS MURON might be cool too. An ork warboss wouldn't be too shabby either.
rolled 22, 13, 40, 40, 38, 2, 25, 44, 39, 58, 59, 59, 48, 58, 38, 15, 42, 58, 13, 53, 38, 20, 31, 19, 12 = 884Rolling for OP
>>20525311>rolled 22, 13, 40, 40, 38, 2, 25, 44, 39, 58, 59, 59, 48, 58, 38, 15, 42, 58, 13, 53, 38, 20, 31, 19, 12 = 884I do not think that will help him.
Wait, this has serious implications. Did I already choose last time? If so, why did I choose this life? Perhaps it was for an important reason. If so, I should choose it again. Unless I thought that last time and chose it again because I thought it was important.
rolled 627 = 627Rolling again
>>20525334FUCK YEAR RUFFLET
just choose something op or roll whatever you want really.
>>20525334oh wow that is actually a pretty good pokemon move wise.
The Elder Scrolls, Skyrim-era; the Dresdenverse; or, and probably the one I pick, the alternate Earth/Overworld setup of Matthew Woodring Stover's 'Acts of Caine' series.Yeah, let's go with the last one.
Can I choose CoC? You never get killed by monsters, it's just endless fighting and sex. The worst that can happen is you become a sex slave for the rest of your life, but you still die eventually.
hey op how about making a new thread and becoming a tripfag for the quest giving you time to figure something out.
>>20525349>>20525232>Rufflet it is, let's get back to the game!You are startled by the thing in the water, but you realize it is just your own reflection. You look at yourself for a while. You are still hungry however. Something splashes in the stream and you hop up on the dam to get a better look. It's moving around a great deal, but your sharp eyes can clearly see it looks nothing like you. Funny looking thing, let's call it a Magikarp!Do you chase after the Magikarp or do you look for food in the bushes?
What, no one said Discworld yet?Come on, it won't be that bad!
>>20525441depends if ordinary dinner time if shiny we shall become friends.
>>20525334>>20525349reborn into the Pokemon world as a MOTHERFUCKING EAGLE FUUUCK YEEAAAHHHH MURRIKAAA CRY OF THE EAGLE
>>20525441Look for food in the bushes.Those Magikarp look like they have really hard scales.
>>20525460You jump down into the stream after the Magickarp. the water is shallow and you easily wade up to it and stare it in the face. It looks at you with an expression of what could only be sheer terror, but you are very hungry and need to eat. The fish is totally helpless, but you could just as easily push it over to where the water is deeperDo you peck out it's brain, or let it go?
>>20525464we are based of the bold eagle fish is our primary food source.
>>20525464http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Rufflet_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29>Rufflet will indiscriminately challenge foes to battle, even strong ones. >Rufflet are very powerful for their size, possessing great physical strength and a highly competitive nature. They use their talons to crush Berries, and they are capable of using many aerial and wind-based attacks, as would be expected from a Flying type. They become even stronger by battling over and overwe are off to a very good start I reckon
>>20525537is it a shiny? if not dinner. if so we let him go.
>>20525559inb4 the magikarp evolves
>>20525556you forget were level 1. Otherwise yes yes we are.
>>20525566you just have to give the op ideas don't you?
>>20525577You just have to be retarded and PECK A MAGIKARP DON'T YOU, YOU NIGGER?
challenge the magicarp to glorious battle.
>>20525587we are literally birdbrained what do you expect?
>>20525612FFFFFFUUUUUU CURSE OUR BIRDBRAIN
>>20525441>>20525537>>20525559>>20525464As you look at the fish, your stomach growling and your instinct screaming for blood, you notice a large red fruit dangling from a bush just across the water from you. Your mind made up, with a powerful kick you send the Magikarp skipping down the stream into deeper water where it slips in with a splosh. Maybe when you are in the mood for a fight. Right now you HUNGERYou run towards the berry and seize it in your beak. Almost immediately, another creature swoops down from a tree and lunges at you. "SPEAROW" it cries "SPEAROW". You have the berry in your beak and cannot reply, so you jump out of th way of his attack and glare at him.Do you run towards the woods with your prize or fight the Spearow?
>>20525627FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT.
>>20525627SLAP HIS SHIT, SLAP IT SO HARD HE'LL FEEL IT EVEN WHEN HE EVOLVES.PECK THE FUCK OUT OF HIM
I would be born into the world of Touhou.Danmaku and fancy dresses motherfucker.
>>20525627op clearly you did not read about what we are. we being birdbrained and obsessed fighting but being clever eat the berry and then challenge the spearow to glorious combat.
I call upon the unified theory of Gainax to be born in Gainax land. Where boobs defy physics and the heros are big damn ones.
Adventure Time world. Sure, it's grim dark. But the veneer of tranquility is such that, hey, I may have a good life.If not that. Then I jump for.. Legacy of Kain's world. Nosgoth.>inb4 I am born as Raziel, and am forced to live out a purgatorial hell for all eternity.
>>20525627>>20525636You put the berry down at the base of a tree and ruffle yourself up as big as your hours-old self can. Taking a deep breath, you roar out your name as loudly as you can"RUFFLET!"The Spearow is taken aback, it can smell the egg off of you and it obviously did not expect this kind of behavior from a newborn. While it hesitates, you seize the opportunity and CHARGE. With all discretion cast away, you slam your 10.5kg body into the 2.0kg Spearow (thanks Bulbapedia!) and through sheer mass send the older, more experienced bird flying into the pond.With a defiant "RUFFLET" you shake the dust from your feathers and turn back to your berry, consuming it in two pecksFeeling very full, you continue along the bank of the stream. The water is getting very deep now
>>20525756Born today, and you have already left bruises on two Pokemon! You feel very confident in yourself. Despite your full stomach, you begin to wonder what that Magikarp would have tasted like...You see what looks like a path going through the dense woods on your left, on your right the water is dark and very slow moving. Do you continue walking ahead or do you head down the path?
The path, who knows whats down it
>>20525804to the water
>>20525804The craving for magikarp cannot be denied.We head right, prowling the water for magikarp.
I know this thread has gone into a story more than a response to the original post, but man, Animal Crossing world.A life of ultimate leisure and mellowness, in a town of insanely friendly people, with no responsibility. It's an endless paradise, where you can forget your worries forever and just chill with good friends and eat fruit right off the tree and on and on. Money literally grows on trees, free concerts are hosted every saturday night by a local musician, and you have no taxes or bills.
>>20525815>>20525816The water is cold and you can't see the bottom. Something in your gut tells you that you are not a Water-type, whatever that means, and you really shouldn't be swimming on a full stomach.You are busy peering into the water when you hear a noise from behind you, on the path. Another new noise? Maybe something to CHARGE, or PECK? You excitedly turn to face it when a bright blue flash and a jolt of pure PAIN lashes your body. Is it the world that's spinning wildly or is it just you. Then a another strange sound, the strangest yet, high pitched and exited says"Go Pachirisu! Hit him again!"You feel like your feathers are being torn out. A red RAGE fills your mind. You must ATTACK THE NOISE MAKER!
>>20525899PECK that Pachirisu until it can't move, and then PECK the trainer in the dick.
>>20525899Though you can barely see, you lash out at something white. It jumps to the side and you struggle to slow down, your body feels numb. One more jolt like the last and...Something goes "WOOSH". A red flash engulfs you and the world disappears all around you. You feel like falling asleep, like you are back in your egg.Some noises. Muffled. Very sleepy now. Hard to focusDo you struggle?
>>20525899oh fuck a lightening type fly fly away. we may be birdbrained damn it but we sure as hell are not stupid enough to take on a lightening type next to a body of water. NOPE FLY FLY AWAY NOWS
>>20525936STRUGGLE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.
struggle on damn it we are a fighter we fight to the death and even then we make sure to take the fucker down with us.
>>20525936Struggle unless that trainer had a cute loli voice.
WE WILL NOT BE CONTAINED. WE WILL NOT BE CONTROLLED.STRUGGLE, DAMN IT!
>>20525936Struggeling. Rage. Rage. You will not fall asleep. No. Wrong. Rufflet sleeps when he feels like sleeping. Not Sleep. Not tired. LET ME OUTHowling like a demon, you burst from the egg and ruffle your feathers with a renewed vigor.Standing before you with a look of shock on his face is a strange being indeed, with the small white creature who attacked you in front of him.You put on your War Face.
>>20525984The strange thing is taller than you and he has many strange colors on him. You don't know if he is the best choice for the first target, especially when you notice the smaller white creature infront of you beginning to crackle with electrical energy."Paaachiiiiriiiiisuuuuuu!"You tremble, not with fear but anger! THIS is the one who BURNED YOUR FEATHERS. IT MUST SUFFER!You insult it's mother"RUFFLET RUFFLLET!"
>>20525984>You put on your War Face.That electric shit is going down.
>>20526040FLAP YOUR WINGS, KICK DUST INTO THE AIR, BE MOTHERFUCKING MADKICK UP AS MUCH DUST AND DIRT AS POSSIBLE, BLIND THEM AND KICK THE SHIT OUT OF THE WHITE THING.
>>20526040It looks unfazed. You continue to taunt it with the worst possible insults your young mind can conjure up yet it still remains in front of the tall thing. Why?The tall thing speaks"Wow, this one's tough! Looks like a Flyer! Hit him with STATIC again Pach!"The Pachirisu moves toward you with a glint in its eye. Do you dodge, meet its face with your beak or do you turn tail and flee?
>>20526109Dodge, then move in for a counterattack. We're not losing today.
>>20526109This is bullshit, we do not get caught in another egg, not when we spent so long getting out of the last one, get ready to dodge, cant have our feathers getting more singed
>>20526040>You insult it's motherOOOHH YEEAAHH ITS ON NOW MOTHERFUCKER
dogdge then charge and tear him apart in melee. use our natural size and strength to our best advantage.
>>20526109You leap out of the way, you can feel the static charge in your feathers as the squirrel narrowly misses you. Quick as a flash you are on your feet, and Pachirisu is twisting to face you as he slides across the dusty path. He lunges at you again and you roll out of the way. Now a few feet before you is the tall creature, standing at the ready but not moving to attack. Why does he keep yelling at Pachirisu?Should you go for him first? His yelling is getting very annoying.
>>20526211BITE HIS FACE OFF.
>>20526109>It looks like a Flyer!>We're very obviously a winged birdGoddamn, they really do release the idiots of society into the woods to dieBest do our part for society.You just RUFFET'd our jimmies punk!
>>20526158Electric vs Flying is a tricky situation
>>20526211GO FOR THE EYES FIRST.
>>20526211Go for the Throat Ruffet, we dont back down to NO FIGHTS!
>>20526211If we can get him to stop yelling at this pokemon we might be able to concentrate some, PECK PECK, AIM FOR HIS EYES
And keep moving!The best defense if a good offense, but it helps if they cant get a bead on you too!
I've been watching this thread for a while, its great for the imagination. I've given it some thought and I've made my choice.Forgotten Realms, pre-spell plague. Around 1340 DR would be fine. If there's no picking history periods then the last time I checked back in 2010 it was around 1470 DR which is post spell plague and everything is grimdark. (I think, not sure about the dates. Real life got in the way of games a few years back.)Either way I'd like to try it.Failing that, I'd like to pick middle earth from the Tolkien fantasy novels. I think that would be a cool place also, especially after the fall of Sauron. Happy people everywhere.Back to lurking then. Cheers.
>>20526211The Pachirisu is in mid lunge behind you and time seems to slow to a crawlYou have a split second to aim. Then you leap, your beak out before you at full ramming speedThe tall creature is, well, TALL. You could not leap high enough to reach what could only be his face in time given the distance you had to go, so you compromised. Hit him Right. Square. In the middle.POWyou impact the tall creature right between the legs like a lead football. Your beak misses it's target, but your forehead rebounds off the tall creatures body and you back flip over the lunging Pachirisu onto the ground for the master finish as the two collide and fall.The tall creature is curled into the fetal position, howling in primal pain. The Pachirisu abandons its fight with you and rushes to his side, a very concerned look on its face.Do you swag away or watch?
>>20526321we slowly swag away victory is OURS.
>>20526321SWAG AWAY LIKE A BOSS, WHILE INSULTING THE LITTLE WHITE SHIT'S MOTHER.
>>20526321>swag awayLike the motherfucking bird-of-prey you are
swag away enjoying sweet sweet victory. Hey op what level are we now.
>>20526321Swag away Rufflet, swag away
I choose the world that produced the voice, of course.BRING ME THE GODLANDS, I WISH TO GLIDE AMONG THE AETHER
rolled 91 = 91You now all realize you fucked yourself out of getting a Loli Trainer.
>>20526321You goosestep away with your beak in the air, the moans of the tall creature bring no sympathy from you! You are not even a day old and you have already made a name for yourself. Pokemon for miles around will hear the rumors of a newborn who beat up two Pokemon (and a human, but you don't call them that yet) within hours of being born!Maybe you do feel a little sleepy... The sun is still fairly high in the sky, but shadows are already growing longer. You continue along the path towards the East
>>20526419Nah, Loli trainer wouldnt have been as Tall as this punk. The Pachirusu would've been given a cuter name too.We will one day meet someone worthy of calling us their pokemon, maybe even their friend. But it will not be one who attacks with such cowardice, surprise attacks, no warning. This is not the way of the Ruffet.
rolled 91 = 91>>20526430Find a tree branch and chill out, we should sleep and recover the HP lost in those two fights. I imagine we only started with like 15 anyway.What level are we now anyway, OP?
There is a cool breeze blowing through the woods and it is very soothing. You sit down on a log just beside the road.Something is running back up the road, something white...You leap to your feet! "Back for MORE?!" you holler. Pachirisu is panting, he slows down well out of your reach. He looks worried.Do you attack him?
>>20526464I want to say at least 5, we just fucked shit up
Op pls into tripcodeDo Braviarys care for their young? If so, go back to parent's nest, if not make out own nest at the top of something tall.
>>20526483Mandibuzz are the females of the species and they are butt ugly.
>>20526471Ask it what's up.
find a tree to roost in. Considering we took out a magicarp, a strong Spearow, and a trainer's pachirusu im gonna guess around 3 or 4sih
>>20526483you guys will know when it is me>Braviary, like most other bird-like Pokémon, learn a multitude of wind-based moves, as well as many aerial attacks. They are uncommonly strong, and can easily fly while gripping an automobile in its talons. Their agility and gracefulness in flight is truly a spectacle to behold.>Heedless of danger, Braviary fights fearlessly and relentlessly. They are very courageous, as evidenced by its species name as the "Valiant Pokémon". They also seem to have a strong flock dynamic, fighting without pause to protect their friends and family. It is said that the more wounds it has, the more respect it gets from its comrades. We could not have picked a better Pokemon
ask him if he is back for more and if so we are more then happy to fight.
if you read some of the wiki's our guy is a fucking badass and still capable of learning some of the strongest normal and flying type moves in the game.
rolled 97 = 97Do a pose and wait for the Pachicunt to speak, if he tries any funny shit, peck his eye out. If he most likely tells us his trainer is getting ass raped by Tangelas or some shit, swagger-fly back and help, but remember Rufflet fights for his FRIENDS these losers haven't achieved that status.
>>20526537bah screw them they ambushed us and proved weak as hell i mean COME ON the dumbass lost against a freshly hatched level 1 at best a 2 or 3 level pokemon and had type advantage to boot. There are no words to describe how pathetic that is.
>>20526471>>20526498You narrow your eyes, and in the most menacing (a stronger Pokemon might call it adorable) voice you say"Speak!"the Pachirisu speaks very quickly and urgently, he does not look up to a fight at all. He is rather hyperactive, per his status as an Electric type, but all you can discern is that he talks too fast"My trainers unconscious! What is WRONG with you! What were you thinking? What do I do? What if he's dying? Why did you do that? What if he's dead? Arceus protect me, what am I gonna do?!"and with that he breaks down into sobsDo you leave this sorry sap to his misery? Or is that little voice in your head right about going to see what you can do about this mess you made?
>>20526471Ruffet ruffet, ruff ruffet, ruff ruff, ruffet, ruffet ruffeeeeeeeet?>Translator's NotesWha'chu want small white devil?
>>20526586The choice is obvious.PECK THE SHIT OUT OF HIMAlso how old are we again
>>20526586What the hell is a trainer? You two jumped me, attacked without warning, and expected No Consequence of your action? I was doing what was best for me, Survive.As should you, little white one, go, or stay to watch your 'trainer' die. I care not for it's loud annoying yelling.SWAG away
>>20526586"Calm the fuck down bitch, I only knocked the cunt outin his jewels. The bastard will come around sooner or later.""Your trainer is weak and a total shitguzzler I don't even know why you even follow his orders."
>>20526586okay so he is asking a freshly hatched clueless chick for advice? most asurdly no the brightest guy truly he belongs with his dumbass of an owner. tell him to just wait on top of his pathetic owner and protect him until he wakes up then fly away like a badass.
>>20526603about 5 hours old. But don't worry! Most pokemon know how to speak (their language) from birth
>>20526603Hmm?Well, by my count....About Four hours old. Best Ruffet Ever.
>>20526603a couple hours and we already beat up a magicarp, spearow, and a trainer. Truly we will become a legend.
>>20526537I know this is unrelated, but you do realize that just trying to be a badass all the time is just going to result in you scaring away nice people, and getting your shit kicked by someone tougher than you. The idea of being a supreme badass is a fantasy. Violence begets violence and all that shit.
>>20526642we are birdbrained and look up the pokemon in question. We ALWAYS pick a fight doesn't matter if they are a hell of alot stronger then us. we WILL fight them and even if we lose we shall get stronger. After we fight them once were cool unless they wanna fight again in which case HELL YEAH.
rolled 87 = 87Meh, fuck the faggots tell the Pachicunt that it an't our problem since they attacked us first.SWAGGER-FLY AWAY>rolling for swag
op if you ever plan to abandon this quest please tell us so that some other brave anon and take up this quest it just has too much potential to simply let die.
>>20526671True, but Rufflets and Braviaries also hold mad respect for families and friends. Any fight started with them would be honorable ones. They watch your back, just as you watch theirs.
>>20526586You roll your eyes at the sopping white squirrel and march back down the path. Sure enough, there is the "trainer" in the same place you left him. You feel a bit tired, but you size him up anyway. He WOULD make a good meal if you could only fit your beak around him. Pachirisu's wailing is reaching a decibel level far past your range of comfort, so you begrudgingly drag the drooling trainer by his leg over to his Pokemon, and bluntly tell the prick off for shocking you and asking you for help. You explain that as a newborn, you have absolutely NO idea what to do about this, and knowingly reaffirm that Pachirisu can go drown himself in the stream if he thinks it will help.Pachirisu looks up at you, eyes as red as the berrys, and blows his nose in his tail. He apologies and says he was just following orders! It's not his fault! He's only a couple weeks old himself! He's too young! He-"SHUT UP!" you scream, and a flock of flying types take off from a nearby tree.
rolled 518 = 518Rolling for Pokeymanz.
>>20526709exactly but first they there MUST be a fight afterwards yeah were good.
>>20526709So were predisposed toward gang violence, xenophobia, and general sadism? Man, Pokemon's gone pretty dark these days.
Shame on you all. I am surprised that no one has chosen...Mother Fucking Talespin.
rolled 62 = 62>>2052672OOC: Maybe we can check him for revives/potions, do those work on people? Then again, Pokemans can't into man-made items ingame either.IC: Check him for thingies that might help? Spray and throws things he might have at him? If it doesn't work, drag him to the stream and drow- I mean splash water on his face.
>>20526781You would be xenophobic too if theres millions of fucking retarded children running around trying to capture you in little balls.
>>20526789Why do I have a feeling we're going to drown him?
fly off and find a tree to sleep in. In the morning we find a big ass tree on a single solo mountain to establish our roost.
>>20526806Good point. Maybe I've just been playing too much Spec Ops.
>>20526722"I have absolutely NO IDEA what is going on" you say "I was born this MORNING.Now I don't know much, but I do know that unless you want to fight me and LOSE, you won't bother me again!"You summon a tiny fraction of your rage, and PECK the trainer hard in the rear end. His eyes fly open in an instant and for a moment he is airborne, before taking off down the road at a break neck pace."And I also know that if ya wanna catch 'im, you had better start running now!"and with that you march off, leaving the stunned Electric-type slack jawed behind you
>>20523913>"YOU WILL FORGET THESE WORDS AND YOUR LIFE BEFORE THEM."So... I won't actually be reborn?I mean, if my memories are completely changed then my personality is completely different, and therefore it is no longer me. I am not but my memories and my personality was created as a result of what I have experience.
rolled 56 = 56>>20526830Fuck yeaTime to establish our nest, before we move to the top of some volcano or Proffessor's house?
>>20526845Man, I apparently forgot how grammar works when I wrote this post.
>>20526830I can't help but read all of our little Rufflet's lines in Henry the Chicken Hawk's voice
>>20526806this anon speaks wisdomfor some reason imagining a bunch of Mafia style gangster pokemon who constantly pick fights to get stronger but afterwards were cool and even attack trainers is an incredibly awesome thought.
>>20526853You missed a comma between, "changed," and, "then," in the first sentence and didn't conjugate, "experienced," at the end of the second sentence.I want to be an English teacher and you're more of a grammar nazi than me.
>>20526869Don't tell me how to live my life, Anon!
sleep then find a sole mountain on the top of it will be a big ass tree nearby shall be a waterfall below the water fall a lake. there we shall establish our nest. From there we fight any pokemon we find at least once. Our favorite targets shall be trainers. If we spot a pokemon defending themselves against a trainer we shall interfere because trainers have NO HONOR or RESPECT.
>>20526863Way ahead of ya. Like, 1998>in Japan they kidnap misty and threaten to kill her, in the dub they just threaten to dye her hair
>>20526885It's just, two little mistakes are hardly, "forgetting how grammar works." Now, quit your bellyaching and enjoy the game.
>>20526888from that mountain top we shall establish the the pokemon Mafia.
>>20526905>>20526896 PERFECT once we establish a roost we shall establish the infamous Mon Mafia.
Runeterra. If I end up a yordle then fuck yeah!
quick what shall our Pokemon Mafia be called?
>>20526863Something tells the oldest and most experienced wild pokemon fucks off to the most remote and hostile yet solitude corner of the world, to spend the rest of their days. Bitter and angry from all the fighting and endless cruelties they have dealt with in their entire lives. They just want to be left alone in peaceful bliss.Only to be constantly harassed by fucking team galactic, rocket, magma and aqua, and pokemon masters. Then they get their hardass "get off my lawn" mode on.>mfw this is how legendaries feel, they probably went one step farther and force themselves in dormancy through magic means.
>>20526830You are growing very tired, and the sun is beginning to set. You see a tall tree with a hole a good way up. By jumping hard and fluttering your developing wings you can easily reach it.
rolled 1114 = 1114>>20526933GET IN THAT SHIT
>>20526931 so THAT what feels like to be a legendary.the feelz i am expireincing at this moment......
>>20526933As the stars appear overhead, you flap up to the hole which is pleasantly snug, and fall fast asleep>with that I must bid you all a good night, as I have a workout in the morning. If you want more, then please feel free to start a thread later this week. I will try and contribute where I can!
/tg/ has a token Pokemon now?nice choice!
>>20526982NOOOOO THE POKEMON MAFIA QUEST MUST BE ESTABLISHED. I WILL MAKE A THREAD ON FRIDAY DAMN FOR THE POKEMON MAFIA.
>>20527016LETS MAKE A ALL FLYING TYPE MAFIA.WE SHALL CALL IT THE AERIAL ACES
>>20527013Best choice ever.I feel so left out though, I just now found this thread!Somebody please continue this epic quest!
>>20527016 hereproblem is i can't run it.........the last few quests are tried to run died. hopefully a brave anon will answer the call of the Pokemon Mafia someone archive this shit.
>>20527022We already have a symbol
>>20527033>>20527016here againi will make the thread on friday sometime around 7 or 8 4chan time problem is fellow anons the last few quests i tried to run died so i will not run it but merely make the thread if some else doesn't. hopefully a brave anon shall take up the reins of the pokemon mafia. Any anon feel free to make one sooner but i can hopefully guarantee a starter thread on Friday.
Duh, Warhammer 40k's universe with the addition of this guy right here, "chaos" god of peace, charity, and love.In his name I shall share and care until my death.In his name I will treat others as I wish to be treated.In his name I shall accept and love my neighbours, regardless of creed, ethnicity and even species.
>>20527048And this be our motto "Acre Post Omnis Alae""Keen eyes behind every wing"
I'm picking up Ravnica