Fuck yeah.

"I can explain! Lady Nagi fell asleep and I was searching for her room so she could sleep on her bed."

ABOUT FUCKING TIME

>[x]I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING

>>20538407
[x]NOPE out of there
The only thing that could possibly save us and distract them as we run.
>"Not my type. I prefer my ladies blonde and flat."
Thanks Codeki.

>>20538407
[x]Other
take it like a man and proper butler, that is, wait for them to run out of steam and then explain.

>>20538539
supporting this. kinda what we do when a girl is mad at us.

also fuck the police.
MSQ will run forever.

We're here
We're harem
Get used to it.

>>20538539
Alexi arrives and supports the lookout. He's looking out for us.

File: 1346386484512.jpg-(42 KB, 524x524, 22988713_m.jpg)

>>20538457
>>20538473
"I can explain!" you say as you quickly put her down. "Milady fell asleep and I was going to take you to your bed... Unfortunately I got lost and found this. I swear it wasn't on purpose."
Maria looks at you sheepishly, still trying to cover-up, Nagi gives you a glare.
"Besides," you continue, "She's not even my type, I like petite blondes."

Maria's shy looks turns into somewhat of a pout, Nagi's eyebrow rises, a blush forms on her cheeks and her glare softens..
"Hmmmn... Very well, You... you can go now."
"Yes Milady. My apologies Maria-san."

-----------------------------------------------------------------
You head back to the room given to you and stare out the window.
You still have no idea what you're supposed to be doing in this simulation.
You have no clue just what to do for it to end.
Your first bet Mike, was a no-go, Tama was as well.
You could try contacting nother Bureau agent, maybe the second one Mike told you about in passing, but you have no idea who that was.

You've also noticed something pop up twice now.
The phrase STOP DANCING, often in bad engrish, hounding you through the day.

IDEAS OF WHAT YOU MUST DO?

Stop dancing.

Maybe we're not supposed to do what really happens. Maybe we're getting a chance to kill our parents?

in the infinicon mission the waitress used bastardized moonspeak to get the attention of a full blooded japanese.
maybe the stop dancing in bad english means something similar, except we don't have a person to point to and say "I know what's going on!"

if this is about raising meta-awareness, one idea i had last time was going to a comic book store, finding our friends natural mediums.

rolled 85 = 85

Try and put a hat on something. If this is a simulation then our data manipulations powers might still work to some extent

if the goal is just to break habits then we should probably do something like track down our parents and give them a sound beating.

>>20538606
I guess STOP DANCING means we should stop going around doing inane shit and FEEEL means we use our heart/head.
I think they're testing our mental faculties.
Let's try to break out of the simulation WITH OUR MIND.

>>20538698
I was saying that last time.

We might be able to use our data manipulation powers to cause a crash or shutdown to kick us out of here.

File: 1346387643474.jpg-(66 KB, 450x550, 889245_m.jpg)

>>20538606
You have 2 main ideas of what to try next.

The enigmatic phrase STOP DANCING makes you think that you should do things... differently.
WIth how this world seems to be 'perfect' you think that it's an opportunity to stop your own dance of despair and correct what was your previous shitty life here.
Your first order of business then would be to go find your parents and get back at them for all the horrible shit.
But that might take weeks, maybe months or years.
Those two are like cockroaches.
Hard to kill, hidden well when you look for them and are there when you don't.
It wouldn't hurt to try and track them down though.


You also think that STOP DANCING combined with FEEL, means that you should try something mental.
Maybe use your mental faculties to jump out of the simulation, force it to terminate.
You're not sure how you'd do it without Kraus, but it's worth a shot anyway.
And since it's the one idea of yours that you can do right there and now, you get to it.

You lay down on the bed and concentrate on breaking out of the simulation.

WHAT THINK?
**ROLLEM**
Considering first 5

I support going against our normal habits.
That or we could ask our new masters opinion on what could be ment by "Stop Dancing" maybe
"I remember this one puzzle game where the objective was to break out of some city and the only hint was stop dancing and it was in terrible english."

rolled 64 = 64

>>20538807
Think of the family.

rolled 72 = 72

>>20538807
think about being in the hentai shop during the infinicon mission when shit was getting pretty meta.

rolled 32 = 32

>>20538807
FUCK YOU SIMULATION. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME STAY HERE!

rolled 81 = 81

>>20538807
Let's hunt down our parents. Should make for a fun misadventure, also see Nisha..nishi... hamster and apologize for being dense.

Also check our room for web cams, I'm feeling paranoid and nostalgic at the same time.

>>20538838
That got very meta
And very amusing

File: 1346388208750.jpg-(42 KB, 500x379, tumblr_lin79wovEd1qbnlu6o1_500.jpg)

>>20538842

rolled 89 = 89

>>20538807
One last roll.

>>20538901
Oh, goddamnit, I didn't think I'd actually get it.

Umm... Getting back to the family?

>Captcha: isuppost best

rolled 71 = 71

>>20538807
Tama doesn't seem to understand us.

If we hat him he will.

File: 1346388456169.jpg-(121 KB, 287x294, 1343370089605.jpg)

rolled 44 = 44

>>20538915
TAMA FAMILIAR! Only since we add the personality, we could give him the personality of Tommy the White Ranger.

>>20538915
i think if we approach that tiger again we're in danger of losing a testicle.

rolled 63 = 63

>>20538944
So?

We would still have one gigantic ball.

>>20538944
We'd still have the other five.

File: 1346388579302.jpg-(43 KB, 640x360, 640px--SS-Eclipse-_Hayate(...).jpg)

You concentrate on the family and getting out of here, you concentrate hard for what seemed like hours.

After about 30 minutes of not moving and just thinking, you feel something.
It's a splitting headache, one that was not unlike having someone wail on hour head with a ballpeen hammer.
[you know just how that feels like, it's been a scant year or so since that unfortunate event]

The pain was excruciating, your heartbeat abnormal.
You try and calm yourself down and it finally subsides after a few minutes.
'Well... atleast something happened.' you think as you decide not to try it again until you think you're ready.


>>20538868
Ohohohohohohohoooo... I know what you're talking about.

rolled 71 = 71

>>20538964
Go find Hina.

She might be the Hina from the bureau.

File: 1346388828583.gif-(288 KB, 292x256, 1310106420343.gif)

>>20538964
Finally a chance to post this.

File: 1346389073564.jpg-(426 KB, 1280x720, Klaus_Seishiro.jpg)

It's early morning, about 2 hours before sunrise.
You head out of bed and begin to get ready for the day, the familiar uniform slipping on without much incident.

You head out and begin working aroudn the mansion, first and foremost giving it a quick cleaning.
After that was done, a task you could have done with a leg and an arm tied behind your back, you intrude into the kitchen and get ready for breakfast.

There, you encounter a man you are not familiar with.
"So... Lady Nagi has indeed hired a new butler huh? What is your name, boy?"
"Ayasaki Hayate, sir." you answer.
"And have you passed her tests?"
"Yes sir."
"I see, but even if you have passed her tests, it's still up to I, Klaus the Sanzenin head-butler, to truly deem you acceptable for our employment."
"I welcome any test you see fit to put me through."
"Confident brat. Tell me, What is the soul of a butler?"


ANSWER?

>>20539049
"Being present and useful while also being invisible, sir. And youth, plenty of youth."

>>20539049
What's that line that was always in the thread titles? Something about interdimensional pussy?

No no that won't do. Something about service and deference and poise or what have you

File: 1346389357636.png-(39 KB, 355x242, Capture.png)

>>20539049
"To put my life on the line and protect my master. That's the job of a butler, right?"

rolled 21 = 21

>>20539096

5* Post

>>20539049
I know it's not "To serve tea and get laid, not paid."
Though Kraus makes a good argument.

>>20539096
that is probably the right answer, but it lacks snark.

>>20539141
What could we add to make it more like us?

>>20539218
To put my life on the line to keep my bitches happy. That's the job of a butler.

rolled 23 = 23

>>20539237

YES

>>20539237
Imma go with this, we gotta act different.

rolled 98 = 98

>actually going for the my bitches version

OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING

ERICA HAS VIDEOS OF THESE THINGS YOU KNOW

rolled 77 = 77

>>20539237
Turn on MAXIMUM SWAG.

>>20539237
What? Jesus, no. Virtually any answer but this is reasonable.

>>20539398
Udz, look up.
>>20539218 asked for an asshole version of
>>20539096

>>20539407
Don't care. Still disagreeing with it.

>>20539398
Why not?

>>20539430
I'm not a fan of things that look likely to result in our getting beat down.

I'm all for "breaking out" of the mold, but come on.

>>20539448
after Tama i doubt this old man is gonna be able to do any real damage to us.
what's the worst that could happen?

>>20539049
"To put my life on the line to keep my master happy. That's the job of a butler."
"And that's it?"
"That's it."
"You lack the butler's spirit boy. Go home and find some other job, this is no job for you." He seems to dismiss you with a wave of his hand.
"Excuse me?"
"You heard me, you're fired."
"Why?"
"You forgot the most basic rule of being a butler. Being your master's shadow whether they need you or not. Tell me, do you know where your master is at this moment?"


ANSWER?

rolled 2 = 2

>>20539448

Udz knows how it is, just because we're trying to be different doesn't mean we go Negayate.

rolled 85 = 85

>>20539470
In the PS3 Room playing MGS.

>>20539470
"In bed with Maria."

rolled 18 = 18

>>20539470

QUICK WHAT WOULD THR LOLI BE DOING IN THE MORNINGS? I DON'T READ THR MANGA SO I DON'T KNOW, PLAYING VIDYA, SLEEPING?

>>20539486
Wait no just say in bed asleep.
Meta and common sense says shes a little girl and its before sunrise.

>>20539470
"She might be in danger of being hit by a car for all I know at the moment. I would be by her side right this moment if some bitter old man weren't giving me pointless quizzes."

>>20539470
"If you will forgive me, sir, it is my first day, and I do not yet know her habits. As it is still early, I would expect her to yet be still abed, and sleeping."

>>20539526
No apologies. to the seven hells with this old man for doubting our spirit!

>>20539504
>common sense
WRONG ANSWER
>>20539483
This one.

>>20539538
Yeah, yeah, it's a habit.

"On the surface she wants me to think she's in bed. But last night I left her in Nagi's room by her own request, so she would also want me to think she could be in Nagi's bed. She is in neither of this places.

She's snuck into the game room and is playing Metal Gear Solid, in the hopes she can continue shirking her irresponsibility for they day as long as possible."

>>20539613
>Nagi's room
You mean Maria

>>20539613
This

>>20539613
Fine im convinced to convert.

>>20539625
Yeah, I also said irresponsibility when I meant responsibility.
In my defense, I'm on some pretty good pain meds right now.

rolled 43 = 43

Okay guys, so we want to be different, right?

What if instead of going Negayate, we went Thugyate?

Where we embraced the fact that we'd never escape from the Yakuza and decided to just become what we hated, a viscous, proffessional, and persuasive street urchin?

We'd mug people, hold others for ransom, and do basically Yakuza things while still running from them, not being afraid to kill man or two, or twenty to do what we have to do? That sounds way cooler than a sexually aggressive Hayate.

File: 1346393870543.jpg-(60 KB, 704x396, Hayate no Gotoku! - 08 - (...).jpg)

>>20539470
"I would guess she's asleep in her room like I left her last night."
"True, she is there with Maria, now why aren't you?"
"Klaus-san, that's... indecent."
"You fool, a butler must be at his master's side 24-7! Catering to their needs, doing was they need done, watching them, waiting for them..."
"Klaus-san... You're a creeper aren't you?"
"I... I... HOW RUDE! I do not creep, I do not stalk! I AM JUST THERE. ALWAYS THERE."
"Thank you Klaus-san, I shall tell the security personnel to make note of this unusual behavior. Please rest assured that I have no intention of copying it."
"Y-you!" He pulls out a knife from the drawer next to him aiming it at your general direction.

"Hayate... good morning," Maria walks into the kitchen and sees the situation, "Ara? I see you've met Klaus-san."

[ ]He's a pervert
[ ]He's a stalker
[ ]He fired me.
[ ]he's trying to kill me.
]other

>>20539730
[x]other
"He was about to show me the correct way to skin a cat."

rolled 73 = 73

>>20539730
[x]other

"Oh yeah, he was just about to show me around the mansion, help me get better aquainted(?) and all, right Klaus? Before I go, is there anything you'd like, miss?"

>>20539730
[x] all of the above

>>20539773
Seconding

Or we could like gracefully disarm him and twist his arm behind his back and say something about such rash actions will risk the life of our lady.

rolled 55 = 55

>>20539730
"Yes, Klaus said he was just going to play with Tama."

>>20539773
"Oh yeah, he was just about to show me around the mansion, help me get better acquainted and all, right Klaus-san?" Maria shoots him a questioning glance, he quickly puts the knife aside and nods.
"Before I go, is there anything you'd like, miss Maria?"
"Oh, nothing, I have everything covered here. you two go bond or something while I prepare breakfast." she answers with a smile.

You lead Klaus out of the kitchen and into the hallway.
"So... What now Klaus-san?"
"I have other matters to attend to at the main house, but we're not through with this Ayasaki, I'm watching you."
he does that exaggerated fingers to eyes + point motion before he walks away.
------------------------------------------

ALONE, IN THE HALLWAY
WAT DO?

>>20539860
Find a quiet place and try to break out again using our data manipulation.

If we can, find some insects to turn. They can act as spys for us.

>>20539860
See if theres any errands that need running, that way we are free to make some other stops. That or just do shit till we can get Nagi to school or something.
Something (thread name) tells me that theres a lady in a tower we should look for.

Im also considering putting a missing persons report on our parents to hunt them down.

rolled 40 = 40

>>20539860
TIME TO CLEAN!

SPICK AND SPAN, WHOLE HOUSE, IN TWO HOURS.

>>20539860
Pee on the wall.

>>20539881
This plus finding A-tan or Hinagiku would be the way to proceed.

>>20539884
You have already cleaned.

rolled 60 = 60

>>20539933
Go find Hina.

>>20539919
+1 for looking for A-tan

>>20539933
So yeah, run errands, and use that as a guise to look for people, report shit.

>>20539938
>>20539936
Abandon the mansion to look for them?

rolled 51 = 51

>>20539982
Look for them when we escort Nagi to school.

>>20539982
OK.

>I was goin g to say NO U but then I thought STOPPU DANSINNG,

>>20539996
and make sure to get directions. We've never been there, and we're sure to get lost.

>>20539982
Wait till an errand needs to be done.

Reason I want an excuse is to keep a "cover" or in better terms, so we can have a bed to sleep in while we try to break out.

>>20539982
Find go-fer tasks that would allow us to begin searching. Using this gig as a jumping off point would be best.

>>20539982
after we've gotten Nagi to school, then start looking.

>>20540002
Wait this kind of makes sense. Let's try just walking away.
If it doesn't work we can say Klaus' threats pissed us off so we elected to leave to cool off.

>>20540049
That would just prove him right that we aren't fit for the position. I'm not saying we have to stick to the position, but ... I dunno. I lost my train of thought.

>>20540063
We're better off claiming to go out on some errands. If need be, "We got lost"

>>20540072
>>20540063
We need to take risks here. I want to get this plot train rolling asap.

rolled 6 = 6

>>20539982
Go find Yakuza.

Fight for your life.

>>20540082
>implying A-tan hasn't hijacked the simulation with weird dimensional hijacks or some shit

YOU BEST START BELIEVING IN PLOT TRAINS ANON

YOU'RE ON ONE.

You think that you might try getting in touch with Hina, she's a Bureau trainee too, maybe she was also dropped into this simulation.

As much as you'd like to head out and do it right now though, you just can't shake off the feeling of wanting to accomplish your commitments here at the mansion.
So for now, you will wait for an opportunity to do so.

And luckily enough for you, it came that very morning.
----------------------------------------------
"So Hayate, do you think you can get Nagi to school in time for class?" Maria asks as you check the gold-plated mamachari [wife's bike] she lent you.
"Yes Maria-san I think I have the directions down."
"It shouldnt be too hard to miss. Just keep following the main road and turn where I told you to."
"Of course Maria-san." you answer as you settle in, checking if the sleepy girl behind you was secure.
"Take care okay."
"We will.." you put a foot on a pedal and start off saying, "We're off."


**ROLL FOR TRIP TO SCHOOL**
>taking the 5th

rolled 89 = 89

>>20540184
And we're lost. At least we should see Hina at school.

rolled 76 = 76

>>20540184
Come on something to help us figure out what we should be doing.

rolled 74 = 74

>>20540184
>>20540184

rolled 61 = 61

>>20540184
Murrr.

rolled 76 = 76

>>20540184

rolled 38 = 38

>>20540210
i think that garners at least a not getting caught in any embarrassing situations

File: 1346399060877.jpg-(19 KB, 250x361, 250px-Hakuo.jpg)

>>20540210
After getting a bit lost, taking a right when you should'ave taken a left, you manage to arrive at the school with still some time to spare.

It's the infamous Hakuou Academy, one almost exclusively reserved for the children of important men and women in society.

The grounds were huge.
Easily thrice the area of the Bureau.
Verdant gardens and woods surrounded the impressive buildings, hiding away their students and shading them from the harsh sun.

Of course, this is not what drew you first and foremost to this place, no.
There's a more important reason.
Your girlfriend, a certain Katsura Hinagiku, was, or you should say, is the school's Student Council President.
And if you are lucky enough she should be able to help you get out of this simulation.

Dropping off your lady by the main door, you bid her adieu and luck with her studies.
And after pretending to pedal away out of the gates, you stash the bike in the nearest patch of wood you find and begin your search.
LOOKING FOR HINA.
**ROLLEM**
Your roll must be +or-5 of mine.
Considering first 5 rolls only.

rolled 51 = 51

>>20540377
It'd help to know yours.

rolled 5 = 5

>>20540377
Comeon roll whatever he rolls...

rolled 15 = 15

oops, forgot to roll

rolled 92 = 92

>>20540377

rolled 22 = 22

>>20540377

rolled 46 = 46

>>20540391
First five rolls AFTER yours?

>>20540390
ROLL AGAIN ALEXI!

>>20540377
Is that an exclusive or an inclusive "or"
Cuz if it's inclusive I totally got that.

rolled 40 = 40

Enh rolling again incase it's after. Sorry for posting so many times within a few minutes.

rolled 12 = 12

Hopefully it's after.

File: 1346399599825.jpg-(64 KB, 467x535, 1304220942073.jpg)

>>20540425

>That feel when you decide to check for the rest of Nanoda and all chapters are translated
Feels good man.

Also if Hina is not our Hina then we should try hunting the Yakuza or our parents, or maybe we should just skip town or something.

rolled 33 = 33

>>20540436
We'll see if it counts.

File: 1346401315768.jpg-(30 KB, 268x329, asdasasc.jpg)

rolled 58 = 58

>>20540399
>>20540394
>>20540390
>>20540385
>>20540399
>nothing hits the mark.

You decide to start at the most logical location, a place Hina has told you all about and just how much she disliked how she had to go to it daily.

You head up to the clocktower dominating the campus.
The tall structure, one Hina hated when she still had that paralyzing fear of heights, contained the student council's offices and of course, the Presidents.

*Ding!*
The old styled elevator sounds your arrival.
You step out of it onto the floor indicated to be the Student Council's.
"Hello?" You call out, expecting to find a student or something.
"Hellooo?"

Someone stirs awake from a behind a couch,
"Yeeeeeees...?"
A cyan haired lady pulls herself up and looks straight at you.
"Who are you...?" she asks "You look suspicious.. and poor. ARE YOU A THIEF?!"
"Of course not!" You object.
"T-then... are you after m-my body?!"
She stands up and goes for one of the swords adorning the walls as decoration,
[why they have those here, you will never know]
"I WON'T LET YOU!" Sword in hand, she attacks.

>>20540575
DIVE OUT THE WINDOW!

File: 1346401445195.jpg-(12 KB, 218x185, xx TO BE CONTINUED xx.jpg)

NEXT TIME ON MSQ:
Revolutionary Girl

New thread at 2200 SATURDAY 4chan time.
>no thread tomorrow, i have to go out pick up some stuff
>SCIENCE! again later at 0800

rolled 37 = 37

>>20540575
We've got mad CQC skillz, disarm!

rolled 9 = 9

>>20540587
But not with that roll. Not that it entirely matters, now.

>>20540585
oooh, time for gerbil SCIENCE!