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You have my attention...
What will you do, Wanderer?
>>20574843They other ones, they die.
>>20574843Stay put. Observe. Something's goin' down, and if we place our bricks right, we might be able to pull out of this one for the better.
>>20574843Watch them for a little longer. Do they have any weapons? Are they likely to get violent? Do they have anything we need?Only a fool rushes in without all the details.
rolled 28 = 28spot check for brick-ness
>>20574868>>20574869
And I though I was getting sleep tonight.
What now?
>>20574973Let's head over there, they don't seem armed.Guns ready.
>>20574973Aww, don't bother them. They seem so happy! Just look at their faces!
>>20574973Head over there, but stay alert. Give our gun to our young compatriot, and have her loop around behind them, staying out of sight. If things turn bad, we've still got the element of surprise. We don't want to seem like we're going to rob them, but it's good to keep our options open.
>>20575046Let's wheel the bike over and ask if they've got some fuel to trade. Have our young companion lie in ambush with the gun. If they try to fuck with us, we waste them.
>>20575118
What now, Wanderer?>>20575046>>20575113Oops, sorry! Missed those before I started taking pictures...
rolled 1 = 1>>20575139Drop to a kneel or go prone. Open fire.If we don't take him out outright, we can serve as a distraction while the kid circles around to stab him in the flank.
>>20575162Well shit.
AFTER THE BRICK, FUCK YEAH!
Hand the kid over, pretend to start fueling up behind the bike (making sure the bike is between us and him.) When he's not looking, cap his ass. If he doesn't take his finger off the trigger until we're done fueling up. Ride off into the distance and come back at nightfall to finish the job on him.
rolled 11 = 11>>20575139We don't take kindly to his sort. Chances are, he's planning on taking the girl one way or the other. We can't let that happen. Waste him.Rolling for manly wasteland wanderer shooting skills.
>>20575191Damn
Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!To roll, put dice+1d12 in the email field!
rolled 12 = 12>>20575220
rolled 1 = 1>>20575220Hoo-boy.
rolled 4 = 4>>20575220A SECOND CHANCEI WON'T FAIL YOU AGAIN
rolled 8 = 8>>20575220BANG! BANG!
rolled 11 = 11ROLAN
>>20575233:D
rolled 4 = 4>>20575220....
>>20575233Yeah, that'd do it.
Lego Quest I love you
>>20575233
What now, Wanderer?
>>20575341Loot the dude first. Then cut the babe free. Find out where we are and what's nearby. IF anything.
>>20575341Grab the rifle/shotgun.Check homeboy over there for extra ammo, and maybe the keys to those cuffs. Tie up the woman while we have a look around for any extra supplies. We'll deal with her in a bit.
>>20575369I'd be tempted to offer her some charity, but we can't afford much more.
>>20575341First off, take his gun. We can't just leave it lying around, some kid might find it. Also, give our pistol to our young friend, it's upgrade time.Second, figure out if the woman's going to be dangerous. If not, let her go. If so, leave her tied up. This road get's a bit of traffic. I'm sure someone will come along and "help" her.Lastly, see if there's any damn fuel. That shit's our lifeblood out here.
>>20575341its rape time
A Fallout/Wasteland/Last of Us/Lego fusion adventure.You sir are awesome.Nice photographay too.
>>20575476Find out the pinup's story.
>>20575565Take her into the tent and have some quick fun, then take off the handcuffs (which we keep) and search the place for anything else of value.
>>20575565Ask her about the man with the black bike. Maybe make like to rough her up a little, but nothing serious. Don't want to give the girl nightmares.
rolled 8 = 8>>20575538>She tells me he has a black bike.Do we by chance recognize this character?Regardless, I say we set up a trap. Clean up the dead guy and prop him up against the tentpole or something. Hide, and wait a couple of days for Mr. Black Motorcycle to show up, jump him, take his stuff, free the broad and ride off into the sunset.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19520075/First chapter for anyone who cares?
>>20575616>first>last*
Do you have any other than After the Brick in comic book format?
What will you do now, Wanderer?>I'll give you a few minutes to discuss.
>>20575778Split the candy bar with the kid as a reward for waiting out your indiscretions, then start walking.consider hiding the bike somehow.
>>20575778Eat the swimsuit lady, she's just going to die on her own anyway. Use that food to last us a little while and wait to see if anyone else comes down the road to steal gas from.
>>20575778Pick a direction and walk. Try very hard to remember where our bike is so we can get back to it if we find any gas.
>>20575785No, we should bring the bike with us. This road's pretty flat, it'll roll easy. No sense leaving it to get stolen.
rolled 2 = 2>>20575778Turn the candy bar... into fuel!
>>20575793>Eat the swimsuit ladyIt wouldn't be the first time. Might be the first time the kid has eaten human meat!
>>20575820Oh well. I mean we should maybe KEEP the swimsuit lady for food for later, and eat the guy we already killed. Unless that bang was really good.
>>20575820
If you want to bring her with plead your case now!Otherwise, LOADING NEW SCENE
>>20575902yeah bring her along. I mean. What's life without a little fun. Swimsuits are fun, so are titties.
>>20575902Tell her she can come along but she has to keep up and earn her keep. You won't protect her and she eats last, and at night she warms your bed. The second she's more trouble than she's worth she's supper.
rolled 2 = 2>>20575902>>20575820wait, so did you eat her or not?
>>20575902I reckon we should. She's just gonna die out here. She has to look after herself, but no reason why she can't travel with us.Of course, I know you heartless bastards are just gonna sell her or eat her or something.
>>20575936That picture is from an old After the Brick game.
>>20575902Who's hand did we eat?Also leave her.
>>20575955ah, thank you
Don't leave her you morons! Her knowledge of the locals will be useful to raid whoever black bike is!She'll be the only friendly face for MILES and we don't have gas
>>20575981She can help push the bike.
>>20575988Ask her along the way what are her skills, how she got caught, and the general size of the gang around here. Anything to make her useful ASAP
Keep it up, LQ. Always a fan of your stories. For you!
>>20576069>MOTHER OF GOD
>>20576069Just imagine I posted an amazed face made of legos
>Captcha is "thismfo accompanying"
>>20576155>small talkHopefully it's not about what we fed her in the tent.
I would say post faster but let's face it, I don't want to ruin the quality.Patient anon is patient>captcha: continu hersfuq>The lord of Thattira approves of this thread
>>20576155Wait, we're still carrying that rusted-out shotgun?We should at least test it to make sure it won't blow up in our hands when we actually need it.Take a potshot at the local lack-of-wildlife or something.
>>20576229TRUE. Let's see if this shit actually works.(But be ready to hide if said shoot causes unwanted attention)Do we even have bullets?
>>20576286Let's see if that gun still works.
>>20576286We've got to go help. Go after her. Take the axe from the bike, too. We don't know if our newest weapon is entirely reliable.
>>20576286Yell to her!
>>20576286Approach fast in hunting mode>If something shot her we can't run standing, we don't want to be targets >can't delay much however because danger to the girl>If she fell into a trap let's not fall ourselves too.
Send swimsuit lady to investigate first, follow with shotgun and axe.
>>20576286Run in. Don't start shooting till we get close. We don't know how the gun will work and we don't want to hurt the kid.
>>20576364I mean, run up with guns blazing and all, but swimsuit lady goes first so she doesn't stab us in the back.
>>20576322
>>20576364She has not battle exp, she'd die uselessly.Send her with the axe to cover the flank, she'll yell if she sees something or assist us if there's trouble
>>20576428There's no gas, we'd catch her if she pulled a stunt like that. And then we'd feed her the shotgun in our hands instead of the shotgun in our pants.
I don't think we should have taken the dame with us, unlike the kid, she is too broken to be anything more than a mouth and a bedwarmer.Approach the dune, the kid is a good sort, it would be problematic to lose a trustworthy gunner.
Lego Quest is a genuine form of art. It should become a genre and performed at the best opera houses across the world.Just had to say it. Carry on.
>>20576454Oh God, you're right. Hope LQ didn't notice the post.
>>20576381Now leg it to the dune, of course.
>>20576495Told you it was a TARP(I also count natural occurrences like quicksand as tarps)
>>20576513It's a trap!
>>20576513SUSPENCE!
>>20576592Any light inside the grate?
>>20576592>Six string samuraiI'll just leave that idea there.If you get the reference then you'll know what I think it is
I'm starting to get a serious Fallout vibe right about now. INVESTIGATE!
>>20576592We go in. There could be loot!or death
>>20576592it's an old mine hide the bike and wait for the dude with the black bike to come by then pick him off with one of the guns.
>>20576640That's a good plan. We can be fairly sure that the bike will be safe here.
>>20576637ONWARDS TO LOOT
>>20576663hmm but what if when we go in we find a drum of gasoline?
>>20576675AND DEATH
What will you do now, Wanderer?
>>20576707We need to get a light, does anyone have a flashlight or torch or something like that?
>>20576707Bust the thing open.
>>20576707Well, for starters, park the bike just inside the entrance. It's just dead weight at the moment, and this is a pretty good place to leave it. Unless we find some way to light our way, there's not gonna be much exploring, though.
rolled 11 = 11>>20576707Ask the kid and then the woman if they can see anything.Maybe it's just our shades.
>>20576747If someone suggests taking off our shades, I will climb through the internet and kick their dog.
Go back get the bike and crash it into the grate like a battering ram.
Ask if they have supplies they might be willing to trade. Also, ask who is on the other end of the intercom.
>>20576781Gas, Ammo, food. You know the usual.
>>20576781We ask if we can trade for gasoline and for information on the man with the black bike.
>>20576781Gasoline, shelter, and information. In that order by priority.
rolled 5 = 5>>20576781Say that we're looking for building supplies for our clean water well. Say that we're willing to trade.
>>20576875Ask for proof of food and fuel.
>>20576875I don't think that's wise.
>>20576875Express your doubts that they truly have a Holiday Inn, and mention the last one to claim that actually had a Motel 6.
>>20576875We need a way better insurance plan than that. At the very least, our pistol stays.
rolled 5 = 5>>20576875Acquiesce, but there's no way in hell we're going in unarmed. Sneak the pistol in, at least. And don't forget to replace the bullet you shot.
That is the least inviting offer we have had all day, and someone offered to trade use a used whore for our mad gun-girl.I think we should get the hell out of here.
>>20576875Assuming we decide to go in:Put our guns and the bike somewhere safe. The kid keeps her knife -- she'll probably end up hiding it on her person without us having to tell her.Oh, and swimsuit broad goes in first.
I'm getting a real murlock vibe going on here...
rolled 5 = 5>>20576894how odd, I don't remember typing sage in the field.
>>20576875lets wrap the guns in a cloth and then bury them under the surrounding sand. we take the amunition with us and other supplies that we don't want stolen.
Well?Gonna lay down your arms? (Most of them anyway)
Should we leave the kid outside just in case?
Smells like a trap. This road is supposed to be busy, you'd expect people to have run across this bunker before. Lets ask them when the last time they had visitors was.
>>20576951If we can keep the pistol, then yeah, go in. This is obviously a trap, but what's life without adventure?
>>20576951It's better than nothing. Go for it, but ask about visitors like in >>20576972.
>>20576972
>I'll let you discuss
This is dangerous, but that means they have good loot for us to take when they inevitably back stab us and we end up killing them.So, by the code of the murder hobo, we should go in.
>>20577006Well that raises even more questions. Oh well, I'm up for going in if everyone else is. Lets grab our bike hide it somewhere near the pit (not in it though, in case we have trouble getting it out again) and then INTO THE GREAT UNKNOWN.
>>20577041dont forget to stow the bike
Who's going in?
rolled 9 = 9>>20577041>>20577023Do we fold the weapons or do we tell the kid to hide the knife?
Bike's out of gas, if someone wants to take it they won't get far. Let's go in with our pistol. If we need to leave swimsuit slut inside, we can. One less mouth to feed. That is, of course, assuming something bad happens. Hopefully nothing will!
>>20577099I'm game.
>>20577099We all go in.Horror movies 101: Never split up the group.
rolled 12 = 12>>20577260we close our eyes and kneel gun in front us so that we won't be caught with our guards down.
>>20577271>dat moustacheWell, this guy seems on the level. I trust him completely.He's gonna cut us up for his experiments. There is no escape.[/spoilers]
>>20577283Goodnight LQ!Thanks for playing Lego's with me.
>>20577284>closed your eyes so hard the episode ended
>>20577283
Whoo-hoo! That was a fun game, even if I ended up starting two hours later than I wanted to.>>20577299No anon, thank YOU for playing Legos with me!Any questions or comments?(Most LQ episodes are archived here:)http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Lego%20Quest
I get the feeling this will all revolve around the women...
>>20576069Oh, and I can't say enough how awesome this is!Thank you so much!
rolled 2 = 2>>20577360You probably get this a lot, but..,Just how big is your bucket of Legos? Did you ever had to buy a set specifically for a Lego Quest episode?Also, have you ever thought about making cartoons or such with them?
>>20577367As long as we get to repopulate the planet, why the hell not?Also, playing Children of Men with internet legos is in itself better than any wet dream.
>>20577455So they are going to herd the women we capture into breeding facilities where they are used to crank out babies?
>>20577360>Questions?Will you be continuing this tomorrow?Love your handiwork, LQ.
>>20577408>Just how big is your bucket of Legos?It's not incredibly big (mostly what I have a lot of is minifigs). I'd say I probably have about 20 gallons worth.>Did you ever had to buy a set specifically for a Lego Quest episode?Yep! I bought two of the Toy Story Army Guys jeep specifically for After the Brick! I've also bought several things on Bricklink to use in this game. What can I say, I have fun running it!No cartoons though.
>>20577390You're welcome! Thank you for your threads, to call them great would be an understatement. I stay up for Lego Quest threads, always.>>20577486I'd like to know the answer to this, too.
>>20577486>>20577507That's the plan! It will have to be an afternoon-evening game, but I would like to start playing again in, oh... twelve hours?Don't forget to check out the Lego Quest wiki:http://legoquest.wikia.com
It's probably irrelevant in light of what the current arc looks like it's going to be but, do we have any spare clothes in a compartment on the bike?We should atleast be nice to the swimsuit hooker\prisoner lady before we sell her for a gallon of gas or eat her.
>>20577486Thirding this.>>20577500Oh wow. That's a lot of gallons.>brand new jeepsAw that is cool! Thank you for going out of your way for these threads, you really are an artist.
>>20577548Slightly bloodied army uniform!Don't forget it until tomorrow's thread.
Hey LQ have you ever heard of Brickcon?http://brickcon.org/It is a bigass Lego convention
>>20577538Sweet! See you in 12.
We need to dress the Wanderer in the bathing suit.Or the girl, but she lacks the boobage for it.
>>20577568Well, I assume some time elapsed between the end of The Last Piece and the beginning of this episode. Besides, I'm sure your new hosts have something she can wear...
>>20577548Naw, we can't have her thinking that she is people.Next thing you know she is going to want us to save her or something.A pair of shoes maybe, just so she doesn't step on something and get bitten by a snake, but actual clothes are too useful to use on someone who can't even fight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exrLylxFGUkI feel this is appropriate music for this quest.
>>20578319This is what I put on loop when I'm running After the Brick:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdPy4crWuCA
How does After the Brick's protagonist sound? I'm imagining Boone from New Vegas.Where did you learn how to do such good photography? And what camera do you use?Finally, how in the flying fuck do you do shots like >>20575321I just cannot think of a way to keep those red pieces from falling or slipping as you take the shot.
>>20576069>My god
>>20579954>how in the flying fuck do you do shots like >>20575321Tricksy camera angles and a whole lot of sticky-tack!>Where did you learn how to do such good photography? And what camera do you use?I've been doing Lego Quest for about two and a half years (yeesh!)... if you look back at the first games the camera work is noticeably worse - blurry close-ups everywhere! It's just a cheap little Canon PowerShot that's half-broken.Boone isn't the worst VA I could have picked.
Good job as always, LQ.
>>20580131Where's my battle report?!?
>>20580151Long story short, there's a squatter in my Lego room. :( I am equally frustrated.
>>20580168Kick their ass out. With the Legos.
>>20580168Houseguests are the worst.Always sucking up valuable Lego-playing-with time.
Man, seeing this makes me want to go and get my old Legos from my parents house and play with them again. So many hours of fun. Great as always LQ!
>>20576069By the way, I assume the phenomenal artist who drew that picture of the Wanderer and the kid is the same person responsible for this great piece of Endman on Troparctica.Best drawfag is best.
>>20580492That's how I did it!>Be Lego Quest guy>be in 2008>oh hey 90% of my Legos are still in the basement!>Evil Stevie's Pirate Game looks fun>No one around wants to play it>be in 2010>I'm bored, I should post on /tg/
>>20580499I don't even recognize that drawfags style.
OK, I'm gonna try to take a quick nap (lol four hours' sleep) and then see what we can do.
>>20580754the good ones don't do a lot, probably because they actually have jobs
>>20580499Yep, that's me.>>20582781;)>>20582257Sweet, I'll keep this up on a tab... enjoy your nap, buddy.
OK, new thread will be along shortly.
