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It's time for Xeno's Adventure!

In the previous episode, Xeno decided to open the few remaining boxes in which Assholetep had captured various exotic creatures in order to spite Trazyn.

Unfortunately, it did not go well so far: Two different aliens both claimed to be Hruds and exchanged blows when contradicted by each other, and a zealous Death Korps guardswoman proceeded to whack them with her shovel in the name of the Emprah!

But Xeno, through the power of friendship, managed to make them chill out.

They're still very grumpy, though.

But wait!
Warrior-kun, Drone, the Doctor, and Iash'Uddra just finished opening three new boxes!
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Look, Xeno! A Squig! And a harlequin, and a...
a thing...

What's that, anyway?
Won't you go and say hello?

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18300506/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18313164/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18350336/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18442285/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18598119/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18842714/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19453584/
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/20461447
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>>20693555
Oh dear lord, crossover time!
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>>20693555

Hug the cute squig.
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>>20693555
>>20693557
>let the circle jerk begin
The corpse of Tauquest deserves more than this.
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>>20693555
Hug squig, question odd blue grot
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>>20693557
Dis huggin' ain't krumpin'. Waagh like yaz a proper grot Blue!
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>>20693555
Mr Squig appears to have lost his goggles. I say mix these two >>20693557
>>20693562
Xeno hugs for everyone!
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>>20693562
>>20693579
>>20693570
Stop that, Xeno!
You're squeezing it, and the blue grot doesn't like that!

Quick, Xeno, roll a D20 for diplomacy!
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rolled 7 = 7

>>20693635
Oh man oh geez angry Blue is never good for anyone.
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So when does Xeno get horribly maimed and almost die from being crushed by heavy machinery?

That's the Xeno I remember.
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>>20693685
that might happen soon. The new characters so far don't seem to like her a lot.
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>>20693685
Well she did just piss off Blue.
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>>20693696
Oh yes, look at the claws on that one she's hugging. She might get scratched!
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This isn't Xeno.

This is someone else.

Xeno never acted like this, Tauquest was never like this, and nothing about Xeno OR Tauquest was ever anything like this.

Why not just make the character something unique instead of ripping on Shas'?
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rolled 2 = 2

>>20693726
Its innocent little fun. Theres much more reprehensible things on /tg/ right now than fanon of a fan character, you know.

Rollin
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>>20693651
>>20693741
>terrible fucking rolls
I think that should remove any doubt that this is indeed Xeno.
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>>20693741
The blood of the innocents will carve a path of destruction greater than the living fleshings could imagine
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Speaking of Blue, it's Wednesday again. Aren't we supposed to get Scraplootas threads on Wednesday? What ever happened to those?

Also this better end with the metal git getting krumped good by Blue.
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Wtf is this shit namby pamby shit?

Eat those things for Necrodermis!
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>>20693651
Ouch!
She really doesn't like it, but at least it looks like she understood that you were sorry.

You won't have to roll for damage.

So, what do you want to do, Xeno?

There's still one box not opened in the back; and you still haven't introduced yourself to anyone.
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>40k setting
>rolling d20
>nokorolls
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>>20693761
Kill them and convert them into scarabs for the swarm
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>>20693761

Hide behind the harlequin, that blue grot is mean. Also introduce yourself to the blue grot and everyone from behind the back of the harlequin.
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>>20693761
Lets go for the triple whammy and piss off all three newcomers.
Rub space elf ears.
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ask the harlequin to dance
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>>20693761
Call Drone over and ride him into the sunset after blowing these marysues into the ground.
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>>20693788

Ok screw it, this, rub the ears.
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>>20693791
>Implying Xeno is not a Mary Sue

>>20693788
>>20693795
Rub them ears
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>>20693771
>nokorolls
You blind?
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Return to our monolith and conquer this puny planet in the name of THE MISTRESS OF THE UNDYING SWARM
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Okay, this first
>>20693786
then maybe this
>>20693788
>>20693795


>>20693781
Silly, Xeno is nice.
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Okay, good thing your gothic isn't too rusty, they all seem to have understood.

But do they want to join your club or merely to get off of this planet?
roll 5 D20 to know!
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rolled 2, 6, 3, 4, 14 = 29

>>20693857
I don't see no ears being rubbed!
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rolled 8 = 8

>>20693857
I'll do one. Whichever it might apply to
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>>20693838
>Xeno
>Nice

Xeno is far too crazy to be nice
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rolled 6, 13, 13, 7, 14 = 53

>>20693857

Rolling, plus rub them ears!
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>>20693875
Jesus, take all the rolls for yourself, sure. Don't leave any for any one else.
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This might be the highest concentration of faggotry in all of /tg/

On top of that, it's happening on the corpse of one of the best horror quests /tg/ has ever had.

And now your froo frooing around and hugging shit and hiding from marysues that couldn't possbly beat xeno in a fight simply by the fact that they are fleshbags.
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>>20693954
I'm mad.

I'M MAD.
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>>20693875
>>20693884
Welp, the blue grot visibly doesn't want to stay.
The big Hrud with fur seems oddly enthusiastic about joining the club, though.
The weird Hrud that looks like a bug doesn't really care.
The guardswoman with the gasmask doesn't want nothing to do with Xenos
And the Harlequin lady wants to stay. Odd.

Do... Do you think she'll let you tickle her ears?
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>>20693954
pls go
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>>20693967
No
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>>20693978
If you must say pls because it is shorter than please, then I must say no because it is shorter than yes.
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>>20693967
Of course she will, but you should ask first, Xeno.
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>>20693984

Roll for ear tickling, then.
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>>20693967
Doesn't matter, rub ears.
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rolled 12 = 12

>>20693967

Rolling because ears!
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>>20693994
>2012
>he doesn't know the "Ralph pls go" meme
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rolled 100 = 100

>>20693997
Xeno rips off her ears and drinks the sweet necrodermis
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rolled 23 = 23

>>20694006
NOW THAT'S A XENO ROLL
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>>20694001
>probably a lingering summerfag
>I shiggy diggy
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Oh, Xeno! Be careful, you startled her!

So.

Wat do, now?

Do you want to get out of the crypt? Do you want to open the last box?
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>>20694111
Conquer the planet

Grow the swarm
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>>20694111

Open the last box
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rolled 14 = 14

>>20694111
Dump infiltration personality
Reboot Mistress of the Swarm
Harvest
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rolled 71 = 71

>>20694128
Wait, that was a d20 rather than a d100
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>>20694111
Call drone. Our firmware has been corrupted and we need our backup from his databanks.
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>>20694128
>>20694121
stop being fags
Xeno wrote a diary to help herself cope with personality issues, now she's balanced and happy.
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GROW THE SWARM
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>>20694139

Yea and op wants d20

because some men just want to watch the world burn
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rolled 70 = 70

>>20694111
Construct some scarabs
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NEEDED DISCLAIMER:

THIS IS NOT TAU QUEST
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rolled 12 = 12

>>20694111
OPEN ZE BOX
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Where's Drone? Why aren't we cumming scarabs?

That scarab birthing scene was beautiful.
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>>20694182
Because you failed your lesbian roll.
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rolled 6 = 6

>>20694199
THEN I'LL REROLL
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>>20694203
FUCKING YES
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>>20694175
>>20694125
Fine.
What's that, Xeno, you're hearing voices?>>20694128
>>20694121
>>20694141
>>20694154
>>20694163
That must be the side-effects of your lobotomy. Better ignore it all.
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>>20694218
Oh dear god.
>inb4 Galo Sengan
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>>20694154
>>20694163
I don't care much about the rest but...those are pretty nice pics. someone made them here spontaneously?
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>>20694225
They're from when Tauquest was still alive
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ALL HAIL THE MISTRESS OF THE UNDYING SWARM
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>>20694240
Dude, chill.
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>>20694163
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It's a lovely box full of necrodermis!

Xeno eats the whole box and then flies off to conquer the galazy!
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>>20694230
Somewhere during inquisimod reign, I guess. what is preventing /tg/ to start making again stuff like that? I don't see anymore much good drawfagging around.
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>>20694271
Quality drawfags are hard to find. The orignal Tauquest did a good job of drawing them out. One of the reasons it was such a good quest.
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>>20694271
They usually only show up when a project grabs their attention. I have seen a few around but Im not going to post their stuff because this is getting offtrack enough. Something seems to have pissed in /tg/s coffee today.
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SHIT!
It's a Mandrake!
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>>20694299
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rolled 4 = 4

>>20694299

Close lid, walk away.
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>>20694325
Goddamnit, why couldn't you get that roll right?
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>>20694279
Well, I can tell you I hardly saw spontaneous oc of that level, in any board. probably the guy was exceptionally motivated.
>>20694298
>Something seems to have pissed in /tg/s coffee
...only today?
>>20694299
Ohyes.jpg
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rolled 20 = 20

>>20694299
Close it. Close it faster. No, faster. Like, before you even opened it, close it.
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>>20694348
Especially today, I should say. Usually these quests go unnoticed.
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>>20694357
There we go.
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>>20694299
Kill him, eat his necrodermis
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rolled 15 = 15

>>20694342

Because nothing can ever go right, because xeno is doomed.
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rolled 17 = 17

>>20694299
Hug it. To death.
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>>20694325
Too Late!

It's Boss Fight time!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OO5VAKk0d8

Quick! Roll a D 20 to see if he hit you!
and if so, how hard.
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rolled 19 = 19

>>20694383
Go!
Xeno!
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rolled 3 = 3

>>20694383

How about we go back in time and stop ourselves from opening it?

Failing that, bite him.
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>>20694383
...Wait, this shit is actually happening?
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>>20694271
Because there isn't many drawfags of that level.
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rolled 16 = 16

>>20694383
Man, I'm not at all surprised my 20 was wasted. Oh well
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>>20694358
>these quests go unnoticed
have you been mod attacked?
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rolled 6 = 6

>>20694271
Y'all drove them off with your "rules"!
Whippersnappers!
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>>20694402
Active? yes, completely right. lurking? not really. we have industry professionals camouflaged around here
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>>20694409
>>20694391
>>20694392
You're hit!
It's not too bad, he only hit you once, you won't need to regenerate.
But he's too fast for you, roll another D 20, try to do something, and roll another D 20 to see if it worked!
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rolled 12, 8 = 20

>>20694459
Throw the squig at him to unleash an angry grot on his ass!
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>>20694459
Powerhug!
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rolled 16, 7 = 23

>>20694470
fuck.
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rolled 15, 10 = 25

>>20694459

Bite his arm off!
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dodge it!
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>>20694383
>Mfw the pokemon battle music started playing in my head as I read this.
>Mfw OP links pokemon battle music.
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>>20694469
>>20694476
>>20694479
You managed to bite him
It's not very effective, your mouth is too tiny.
And he hit you in the belly. Nothing too big, again; be careful, little Xeno!
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rolled 20, 11 = 31

>>20694567
Seriously, you have a whole fucking team now. Use them! Gank this nigga.
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>>20694583
Hurray!
Miss harlequin's surprise attack let you dodge him!
She really must like you a lot to kick her own homie.

Not, roll 3 D20!
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rolled 3, 4, 12 = 19

>>20694673
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>>20694681
...Oh, fuck you dice.
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rolled 15, 18, 14 = 47

>>20694673
Saving the day with good rolls!
>inb4 irony
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>>20694681
>>20694694
They blocked each other, but look!
The doctor is coming!

Roll 2 D20!
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rolled 1, 5 = 6

>>20694762
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>>20694766
No really, fuck you dice.
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rolled 8, 3 = 11

>>20694766

So I guess that roll would mean what? xeno manages to find herself between two attacks?

Rolling for anything else to happen
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>/tg/ dice
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>>20694786
>>20694766
Damn!
He managed to escape.

Well, that was unsatisfying.

But at least, now you can quietly get everyone out of here.

Right?

Whatcha gonna do, Xeno. Maybe you should ask Drone to heal you first, but the mandrake might come back in the meantime.
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rolled 9, 18 = 27

>>20694818

Get drone to heal, eat boxes, produce scarabs, have scarabs search for that motherfucker.
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>>20694818
Get the repairs done. Xenos even more useless in this state, than she normally is.
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>>20694829
>>20694832
Sounds like a plan.
Unfortunately, it'll take some time, and I have stuff to do.

Bye, little Xeno, get well soon.
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http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20693485/

too bad Blue doesn't want to stay.
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>>20694143
>Xeno wrote a diary to help herself cope with personality issues, now she's balanced and happy.
Xeno keeps a Twitter now, instead.
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Bamp for Xeno-Xeno
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>>20698202
Xeno-Xeno-Xeno

So, what is this super-secret project she's been talking about?
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Damn, Xeno hugs everybody, doesn't she?
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>>20700476
friendship protocols.
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>>20700580
My Little Phaeron: Friendship is Biotransference?
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>>20702489
Terrifying thought, heh?
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>>20693485
...is that Chemrat?
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>>20702704
Its a space skaven you donkey fucking furry.
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>>20702718
Chemrat wasn't a space skaven?
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>>20702735
Chemrat was a fursona, ie a faggot.
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>>20702764
Well okay then. Although technically you could have a space skaven fursona I suppose.
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>>20702818
Fursona supercedes all other descriptors.
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I would be okay if that hrud had full, pert breasts under those filthy rags.
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>>20703977
Chemrat was more about the ass.
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>>20703977
Furfag detected.
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Xeno!
NO!
XENO!
STAHHHP!
GODDAMMIT XENO, THEY'RE NECRON NOBLES, THEY'RE ALL TREACHEROUS
oh god something terrible is going to happen

stupid, silly, derpy Xeno.
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XENO
WUT R U DOIN
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>>20708396
Something terrible HAS already happened; she's conquered an entire hive world and gorged her pet C'tan on the souls of its inhabitants.


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